Keeping Records - A Lil Update!!!!!!
Episode Date: August 5, 2022Your burning questions????? Finally answered!!!! Smash that play button in to hear what we've been up to over at the KR HQ!!!! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecord...spod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This is a HeadGum Original.
You've heard of Old MacDonald? Well, welcome to the farm.
We got two little biggies right here waiting to say what's up to you.
That's right, radio.
That's the air horn sound effect.
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
Wah, wah, wah, wah.
Roll, roll, roll little thingies because it's getting hot in the studio.
Yeah, yeah, yo.
Thank you.
We're back with another episode of Old MacDonald and his little sloppy little boy.
Hey, are we recording?
I'm sobbing.
Cut to close up.
I'm sobbing.
Cut to close up.
Cut to close up. All right, little freakadeeks.
All right, should we actually get into this?
Yeah.
Okay, hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold your freaking horses.
Stop.
Stop it. We your freaking horses. Stop. Stop it.
We have some news.
We have something to tell you.
And for the first time in a long time, the news is good.
Finally, something good news.
Finally, something good in the news cycle.
Bet you're not comfortable and familiar with that feeling.
Well, we're going to have new episodes soon.
And I have a new co-host.
Speak, new co-host.
Me.
It's me.
Speak, Valentina.
Ally.
Ally.
No, I have a new co-host.
It's EJ Marcus.
You know him.
You love him.
Wow.
Anya and Casey are clapping.
They've never done that for me.
The room is full of people clapping.
Yeah, wait.
It's not just Anya and Casey.
The crowd is humongous.
This podcast is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
We pay people to be in the audience a lot of money.
A lot of money.
If you want to make six figures a year,
boy, do I have the gig for you.
You're going to sit in the corner
of this hot, hot studio
and clap when I say something good
and clap louder
when I say something bad.
No, for real.
Seriously.
On August 26th? Yeah.
We're going to have new episodes.
And that's something that I knew really good.
Me too.
And it's going to be chock full of fun times and new memories.
New memories.
All alone in the moonlight.
In the moonlight.
And what plays that from?
Cats.
Cats.
Are you a musical person?
Yeah, I am.
Wow.
Huge for the little freaks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Caleb shot on all your little musicals.
Well, guess what?
Now you got two little musical freaks in the building.
And you guessed it.
Coming up,
there's going to be a lot of dance numbers.
Yeah.
Next up,
we have Kristen Chenoweth
coming on the pod.
Kidding.
We could never.
Kristen, we would love to have you.
She's literally Kristen.
Let me be really clear about one thing.
If you ever want to come on this podcast.
You could, yeah.
Have a seat right here.
Glinda.
Glinda.
To call her Glinda.
What should a little freak expect?
Producer Casey came in with a question. What should a little freak expect? Ooh.
Producer Casey came in with a hot question with an even hotter answer.
You're going to get more slop into those little piggy holes.
You miss the fun and sloppy, sloppy nature of keeping records.
Well, guess what, little piggies?
Come on to the farm.
The barn gates are open and dinner is served.
It's going to be full of laughs and disgusting little jokes.
Absolutely repulsive jokes.
You're going to listen to this with headphones on.
Believe you me.
No, for real.
You're going to get a lot of the same
fun that you've had in the past.
A lot of the same joy.
None of the same
Caleb.
Zero percent of the same Caleb, yeah.
But a lot of the same from the one episode
EJ was on. You're going to get a lot more of that. A hundred percent more of that, yeah. But a lot of the same from the one episode EJ was on.
You're going to get a lot more of that.
A hundred percent more of that, actually.
Too much more of that.
No, no. And just the right amount more of that.
Yay.
And what do you want me to say?
What I'm excited about?
I'm excited to get more fun in the building.
Oh, my God.
Me too.
I'm really, really excited to get even closer with Anya.
Aww.
Yeah.
I'm excited for their friendship to drive a wedge between me and Anya.
I'm excited for the inevitable really messed up dynamics that sort of enter into this room.
Yeah, I'm excited about the way that EJ kind of being a nicer person than me will affect the vibe of the room.
Yeah.
That hasn't had to happen in the past.
No.
And now I'm sort of, I'm excited, I'm nervous.
Those are really valid feelings.
If I could get like a word in with the freaks.
We love you.
We love you so much. And we're going to be back August 26th.
More episodes, more fun.
Still on Fridays.
So really just sort of in the same sort of way that you've always listened to this podcast.
You get to listen to it again with new episodes and new little jokies and new vibes and new friends and new space.
Space is ever growing and ever changing.
Space is scary, but this podcast doesn't have to be.
So, like I was saying, lots of good stuff coming down the pipeline.
New episode's August 26th.
And before then, don't go too far from your phone, because we're going to have other fun stuff in the feed.
Like our Best Of episode that you guys gave really good
suggestions about i love you guys keeping keeping your little piggies fed those slop buckets will
be moist trying to keep the little freaks fed while we you know record some episodes and stuff
so you know call your family if you talk to them tell them you love them.
Yeah, use this time in between to really catch up with the people you haven't talked to in a while.
Because I know when we come back, it's going to be hard to keep in touch. It's going to be hard to make those calls.
Yeah.
It's hard to pencil them in.
So right now, it's a good time to reach out to your loved ones.
Just check in.
And I don't know, pick up a hobby.
But a quick one that you want to let go of on August 26th.
Yeah, be sure you lose interest by, honestly, midnight on August 25th.
Maybe get into Sudoku.
Sudoku for me, it's usually a couple weeks long habit.
Oh.
Cool.
And I've been playing Roller Coaster Tycoon, which you might read as a, I'm depressed.
Bye, Nara. might read I say I'm depressed I'm depressed I'm depressed that was a Hidgum Original.