Keeping Records - Clown Tour Pt. 2 (with MUNA)

Episode Date: May 13, 2022

Let's pick up where we left off, shall we? It's your favorite band MUNA back in the studio (that they never really left) to really get into their mostly gastronomy-related picks for the Golden Record. In between listing out their favorite burrito spots, Naomi, Jo, and Katie listen encouragingly as Caleb and Shelby try their hand at songwriting; Caleb and Shelby give notes as MUNA sharpens their improv chops. It's a beautiful, symbiotic collaboration; a peak behind the creative curtain for lil freaks' eyes + ears only. MUNA's Artifacts Pt 2: Eating the Butt of a Burrito and Watching TV, and Putting That Little Bit of Hot Sauce in the Different Bites (Experience) When You Mess Up a Word and it Sounds Funny (Gaffe) A Nice Dinner with Friends (Shared Meal) Bagel (Food) Follow MUNA on Twitter and Instagram, and pre-order their new album here.  Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a HeadGum Original. In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth. I send greetings on behalf of the people of our planet. And friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager. Now, we're making new records with our friends. Hello everyone! Hello!

Hello and greetings to everyone! Peace be upon you! We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship. We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us. Hello from the children of planet Earth. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're back. We're back. We're back with part two of Mooner.

That's not what they're called. I know, but I kind of want to do a British thing with it, but you're right. I'm just fully saying it wrong. You're saying it wrong. Moona. Moona, the band. Moona the band. That's the legal name of the band.

Yeah, their S-corp is called Moona theband.scorp.taxespurposes. Huh. Yeah, how are you? Live, laugh, and love. Well, let's get into it with Moon. Shelby and I, I'm not, I'm very tired today. Oh. Because Shelby and I went out last night. I'm alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic. We hit the town. I look like shit. My forehead's kind of hot. It's from the lights.

It's from the lights. Caleb says, my forehead's kind of hot. I have chills. I have the strangest dry cough. No, we just took a COVID test. It's not that. Look, we had fun last night. We went to the Hollywood Bowl.

Ever heard of her? We saw Waxahachie and Haim. Ever heard of them? Ever heard of them? They were amazing. Waxahachie. Shout out, Waxahachie. We love you, girl.

Katie. Shout out, Waxahachie, girl. We love you, girl. Katie Waxahachie. We love you, girl. So good. Such a good show. Shout out, Haim.

We love you guys, too. Shout out, Haim. We love you guys, too. Katie gave us tickets. We loved Haim. We loved them both. Katie gave us tickets. We have a little bit more of an allegiance to her. Haim. We love you guys too. Katie gave us tickets. We loved Haim. We loved them both. Katie gave us tickets. We have a little bit more

of an allegiance to her. Haim. We also like Haim and they did a great job. Haim, if you want a publicity shout out on the pod, it's a give us tickets

situation. I love your family. Incredible work. Your songs are great. How many siblings do you guys have? Let us know in the comments. Let us know.

Haim, hit the comments with how many siblings you have. They made a comment last night that was like, there were so many of us. And I was like, is there more than the three? And yeah, it's a Google search. I know that.

It's a Google search away, but Haim, go to the comments instead. Beautiful evening in LA last night. Really nice weather. Gorgeous weather. Of course, you know us. We had to walk to Dave and Buster's in Hollywood after the show. I had to tell you. I was on the phone with Lindsay and I was like,

Lindsay's my girlfriend for the listeners who don't know that. And I was like. Shelby dates girls. Well, just one right now. I'm just saying in the general idea of dating. Shelby dates girls. And one of the ones you're dating right now, Lindsay. I was like, you will never guess where I got to go pee last night.

At Dave and Buster's. And she was like, what? I imagine she's exhausted with you. She said that is the highlight of the night. I imagine she's exhausted with you constantly. A hundred percent. Always some bit. Yeah, obviously she didn't know.

Guess where I got to pee last night. And she's like, I'm fully trying to live a regular adult life. And you're like, Dave and Buster's midnight. Picture it. Dating me is not the glamorous life you think it is. Oh, boy. It's a lot of phone calls about Dave and Buster's. Being friends with Shelby is not the glitz, glam, and fame you think it is.

It's a lot of phone calls about Dave and Buster's. No, I did go to Dave and Buster's last night and the day before that. You guessed it. I was at Six Flags. You guessed it. Shelby went to Six Flags on Saturday and Dave and Buster's on Sunday. Perfect weekend. I played three carnival games, one each one, and none of them had a prize that even seemed exciting to me, but I had to get them. Now I have three Batman balls, one soccer, one basketball, one football. And you're saying to yourself, this is a grown adult woman.

Yeah, that's my grown adult best friend. I kept looking if there was like a kid in a Batman shirt or something I could give them to. But then I got scared. I got scared that one of the parents would be like, we don't need this crap and get mad at me. So I was like, I'll just keep them. I went to Shakey's Pizza Parlor. Shakey Graves.

Shakey Graves Pizza Parlor. And they have an arcade and I won a bunch of tickets. I mean, I hit the jackpot. I went crazy. When did you go? This was months and months ago. I was going to say, it was interesting not to get a call. And it still was, but it's far enough away that I'm over it.

Do you think you might have been busy? But I don't remember. Because, you know, I know that you love arcade games. I won a bunch of tickets. Just killed, murdered on something. Yeah. Huge pile of tickets. Yeah.

And there were some kids in there, and I was like, I don't need, like, a disco ball or whatever. So I was like, I'm going to give my ticket to one of these kids. And one of them was like, oh, my God, happy birthday to their friend. And I was like, oh, my God, I'll give it to the birthday kid. And I said, hey, happy birthday. Here's some tickets. We don't want them. Have fun.

It was such a short interaction, not weird at all. But one of the parents saw me talking to the kid and was like being very like, what's going on? Caleb looked sort of inquisitive. It looked like I was luring them to a van is what it looked like because I was like, you want these tickets? You know what I mean? Yeah. So to me it was this quick, very sweet interaction. And to the parent it was the closest they've ever gotten to losing their child.

This large man is hoarding my child in the arcade room. What I'll say about Dave and Buster's prizes is you get the normal amount of tickets. There's nothing worthwhile there. Okay. I get that. What is crazy about Dave & Buster's. I was hoping you'd say this. Is that if you get a big amount, like more than you should have, they sell like home goods.

Like they'll be like, here's a Nutribullet. And you're like, what? Or you could get like an iHome. And it's like, yeah, I like, here's a Nutribullet. And you're like, what? Or you could get like an iHome. And it's like, yeah, I mean, that's a prize. That's a prize. It, whenever I see things like that, that there was something, I can't even remember what it was, but I saw it at a Dave & Buster's price section.

And I was like, I mean, I want that. Kitchen cabinet renovation. I mean, there are things that I've seen there that I'm like, I've been saving up to think about buying that. Yeah, yeah. And I could win that with Kitchen cabinet renovation. I mean, there are things that I've seen there that I'm like, I've been saving up to think about buying that. Yeah. And I could win that with tickets. Yeah. But then imagine like having like something really nice in your kitchen and someone's like, ugh, I've been looking at one of these.

You have to go, I won that at David Buster's. Oh, you've been thinking about getting one? I won it playing pinball. You should go, there's a gorgeous store out on Highland. Highland and Hollywood. Yeah, it's in Hollywood. It's on Hollywood. It's called, God, what's it gorgeous store out on Highland. Highland and Hollywood. I don't know if it's on Highland or Hollywood. Yeah, it's in Hollywood. It's on Hollywood.

It's called, God, what's it called? It's called. It's D&B, I want to say. Yeah. You go and they have a system set up where basically you. You get to play, you don't even have to just pay money. Like you get sort of a little bit of enjoyment out of the process. They make it really fun.

And you get skee-ball. They make it really fun to buy their products. They make it really, really fun. So basically you spend like $500 and then you get, if you do well with the $500, you get a $150 value. You get the opportunity to spend $150. Yeah. So.

But you can also not do well with the $500. It's a lot like gambling, but gambling that a kid could do. Yeah. And that's why I like it. Yeah. Well, we have to keep Shelby to Kids gambling because if Shelby does adult gambling, everything can go south. Caleb and I are maybe going to Vegas soon and mama's going to lose a lot.

I'm terrified to take Shelby to Vegas, but unfortunately I think I am. Mama's going to lose a lot. And I'm going to gain a lot. Honey, I'll be at the buffet. I'll be at the buffet. It's the only reason I want to go. No, when you're a little bit of a gambling addict, it's actually probably, I'll probably consider that a workout because I'm going to be on my feet moving around really. Okay.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Okay. You're going to be sweating at – I don't actually know if we should go. If you're going to be on your feet sweating at the casino. Yeah, you got to walk around. You got to – I mean overwhelming amount of choice. Exciting.

There's a big casino in Kansas City. You got to, I mean, overwhelming amount of choice. Exciting. There's a big casino in Kansas City. You got to go with me sometime. Okay. Keep asking me to come. I'll come. I've asked you a number of times. And I keep saying, okay. I'm asking you when we're buying tickets to something there and you have not given me a straight answer. Oh, the next Muna show? Wait, that brings me to my next point. Oh, my God, our guests today. Wait. Perfect transition. Well, buy tickets to their upcoming tour.

Our guests today are the iconic band. You might know them from having perfect songs and even also – I was going to say better, but I actually – I think they're even playing field at the top of where they can be at. You might know them from having perfect songs and even better taste in friends. Perfect songs, perfect videos, perfect friends. Perfect friends who they love deeply. And decided to do their podcast.

They have other friends, but the perfect ones are the ones that it's a podcast they decided to do. I would say all their friends are perfect, but I would say they're most upset. Muna has an unhealthy obsession with us. Unhealthy. Unhealthy. Unhealthy. Unhealthy. They stalk us. They're obsessed.

They repeat all of our jokes And if they weren't so talented I'd be scared. But they are. Put your paws fins and flippers together for our friends Muna!

Did you almost say Clippers? No Clippers. No I almost said Clippers. Casey last nightips. No, I almost said Clippers. Casey, last night Shelby referenced people as being poor at the show. No, I didn't. Leave this in. Leave this in. No, Casey, I said I want to see more people do this.

It was about putting on their little flashlights. I wanted to see it all lit up, and I thought I said I want to see the poor people do this. She turned around to everyone behind us at the bowl, and I thought she said said I want to see the poor people do this. She turned around to everyone behind us in the bowl and I thought she said I want to see the poor people do this.

And I said Jesus Christ. But I was just saying I wanted more. And Shelby clarified that she said more like five times after we told her that

because we were right next to Darcy Garden and we did not want her to think that Shelby was saying poor people phones up. We did a song last week about

a salad to impress her friend. Yeah. What was it like? I got a salad on my plate. Salad to impress my friend that I'm with. What about it? Did she make the salad? Or is she just eating it?

That's pretty impressive. When you go to the buffet, you got to get a salad so your friend thinks, oh, good for them. They also got the salad. Got a salad on my plate. It's really good, actually. I feel more good for them

when I see like something that, something awesome. Something awesome. Like I don't eat meat, but if I see like, that's your whole relationship with Ivan. But I see Ivan, he's eating a steak

and a whole thing of baby back ribs. He's eating the whole rib of the animal. With dank sauce. With dank sauce. That's awesome. No worries. I really like... I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. That's really sweet. We have to put that as a TikTok sound, unfortunately. They're at the CIA. Yeah, and so Melissa is really good at her job. But she's not allowed to be a spy. As the plot unfolds, she has, through a crazy series of events, she's Amish they need a new

spy to go into she's orthodox can't do it and they find Jude Law and Melissa has only been working at her desk but she actually is like she knows

all her shit about being a spy but she's fat so she can't go in the field exactly like to be honest I'm not fucking kidding like

no it's literally that they like think that she's like, they think, they're like, oh, she's not gonna like fight. We can't send her the meal. There might be re-instressing out there.

I'm a destructor. Like, really? It's like, wait, so you have seen the movie. What if there's a box of wings on the table? What if you know the plot though? So you guys did see it then. No, fat people shouldn't serve.

They should be at home. It is like the fat phobia see it then. No, fat people shouldn't serve. They should be at home. It is like the fat phobia of it all. Which is part of what's kind of cool about it. Honestly, yeah. She goes out there and kicks ass. She kicks ass. And you laugh, laugh, laugh. And you will laugh.

There's wild stuff that goes down. It's awesome. I would love to actually watch it. There's also one of the bitchiest characters of all time. Which I think that bitches are underrepresented in film. Yeah, she's unbelievable. And Rose Byrne's hilarious. She is unbelievable.

It's great. Do you know who that is? Rose Byrne? Yeah. She's in Bridesmaids. She looks like this. But beautiful. She's in, what is she in?

I thought you looked beautiful. Thank you. She's like, you look sick. I think I know exactly who she is. I do! Yeah, right? It's not that face I think I know exactly who she is. I do! If I say she looks like this. How beautiful. She is beautiful.

That's a compliment. Rose, if you're listening. Melissa, you're gorgeous too. You could serve anytime you wanted to in real life. She does a great job. I really cannot recommend it enough. Well, you're going to watch it with us. You don't have to recommend it.

In this movie, so much kooky, funny, broad comedy vibes. Who do you think is the most, and I'm not done talking about this movie, but I want to know who do you think is the most iconic bitch in all of film?

I have an answer. Oh my God. I don't know her name. Miss Trunchbull. But she plays... Wait, wait. Is that from... Miss Trunchbull but she plays wait wait is that from Miss Trunchbull

wait what is that from immediate immediate is that from the ground slam Miss Trunchbull Voldemort

Miss Trunchbull that was like some real there was sexual energy to that is that Matilda yeah that's the big

lesbian that throws the girl by the hair. I really think about that cake. The chokie. I think about the cake and I'm like, I'm hungry. I think about how bad she went to sleep with Miss Honey. I'm sorry you guys are laughing, but we not noticed. I don't actually want to think about Miss Honey.

She wanted to sleep with Miss Honey bad. Who among us didn't? I can't think about her. Queer claims. Queer claimed Miss Honey. That's't think about her. Queer claims. She's someone who hurts. Queer claimed Miss Honey. Queer claimed Miss Honey. I would have come out to her. That's the only tweet on our Twitter ever.

Yeah, I think that's the only tweet I've ever done. Period. What was it? Miss Honey's hot or something? Yeah, Miss Honey's hot. Period. Hey, it shows that I've never tweeted on this account. Miss Honey is hot.

That is what it is. Her name's Miss Honey. And I dropped the mic. And I dropped the mic and I never walked back on. And I went ahead and I dropped that mic I want to say it's the sexy woman who plays the devil

in Bedazzled with Brendan Fraser oh my god Bedazzled is an unbelievable movie that movie is wild what is she's a British model

what is her name what is her name she's awesome Bedazzled Devil is it about people who dazzle like Bedazzled am I thinking of

like the Mariah Carey no no no this movie is amazing it's a movie about hell Elizabeth Hurley Elizabeth Hurley Elizabeth Hurley also

I'm missing these references what Austin Powers Austin Powers what about Devil Wears Prada bitch no there's always a little bit of Meryl in there

whatever what about the stepmom in Parent Trap she had a big moment I feel like of, of people being like, of claiming her. Step on my neck, yeah. Of being like, I actually love her.

She really was just trying to get it in. And she was annoyed. And she got it in, by the way. Yeah, I actually don't know if she's an iconic bitch, because ultimately she didn't do that much, and then she ultimately had to eat a lizard at one point. And for that, I think that does make you no longer a bitch. I think bitches can eat lizards. The parents were the ones who were way more toxic than she was.

I watched this recently, and it's like... Who's toxic? The parents. They're the ones who are... That's why they needed to get trapped. Yeah, well, they lied to their daughters for the first 13 years of their life. You can't have two kids with different accents

looking exactly the same. How'd they do the special effects? Thank you. There's two things in one hand. Did y'all watch Mary-Kate and Ashley movies? Yeah. I feel like she was on Mary-Kate and Ashley. Brother for sale.

Do you guys remember? Only 50 cents. Yeah. Brother for sale. Wow. Only 50 cents. Not a big expense. Amazing rhyme.

Amazing rhyme. Megan Fox was in. Jennifer's rhyme. Megan Fox was in. Jennifer's body. Megan Fox was in. One of them. Megan Fox was in. And soon enough she'll be in prison. What? Her relationship with prison.

You said one of us. Oh my God. Her and Michigan Keller getting to levels that it's getting there. I think it's really interesting. Why are we getting pushed? I don't it's going to be a crime of passion? I think what's really interesting is why are we getting pushed? I don't think the murder will be in front of the couple. They're going to kill other people.

Why are we getting pushed that couple? No one cares. I don't think anyone cares. Who cares? We shouldn't be able to love each other in public. Who cares?

I want to be really clear. They're not going to kill each other. They are going to take someone else and kill them like a sacrificial lamb. When you edit this episode, I just want you to know we are sending you love, brother. And I am so sorry about that. He says he edits it live. He's doing fine. When we did our podcast that we abandoned, I was him and I was me.

I was Joe as well as Casey. Wait, do you guys worry that the aliens will see Spy and think that fat people are really cops? Whoa. See, here's the thing. Some of them are. Some of them are. Some of them are.

That's so sad. If they thought that, it would kind of be like, are spies cops? Unfortunately, it's ACAB, but enjoy the movie. No, I gotta say, no, no, no. Being a spy is being subversive. It's ACAB, but enjoy the movie. No, I gotta say, no, no, no. Being a spy is being subversive. It's A-cap on the movie. And it's been subversive to work for the government as a spy.

Yeah, I mean, like, you gotta, to be honest, who are you really working for? You're working for no one. You work for the government. No, no, you're living, you have multiple. Anyone else is living Maybe just actually Joe's for sure a CIA agent There's no way around it Actually it can be really powerful

You actually don't have a boss and I've made $50,000 From working on my couch the past year Do you guys remember Who they're trying to catch They're trying to catch people who are trying to do Bad stuff with nuclear weapons. It's always nuclear weapons in Vladimir. It wasn't him.

He's not on this one. But nuclear weapons. I remember it all. I watched this movie again recently. We're going to watch it all together. Okay. I have a question. Yeah.

What's next on your records? Okay. This one is something hopefully a lot of people can relate to Say it Alright, I'm gonna read the whole thing Do it justice Maybe it won't need explaining at all

The experience of eating a burrito specifically the burrito but, we'll come back to that and watching TV. Okay, it's a thing that has to happen together. Yes. If it's happening together, you're peaking.

Do you guys hear the loudest car that's ever passed? It just vibrated the whole room. It vibrated the whole room. Yeah. What are you watching? Do you care what's being watched? No. As long as it's not something for me,

I don't want to eat something and watch something about a girl being kidnapped or any kind of violence happening. I can't eat it under that. Naomi doesn't want to eat something and watch something about a girl being kidnapped or any kind of violence happening. I can't eat it under that. Naomi doesn't want to watch that regardless. To be honest, I'm probably watching the opening credits of whatever it is I put on just because of the rate at which I do

eat a burrito. I would love to eat a burrito. It will take me about 90 seconds. Can everybody say their favorite LA burrito? I know mine. I know yours. Mine is specific to my particular perpility towards it. I know mine. Yeah. I know yours. We're all going to disagree. Mine is specific to my particular privity towards yours. I know.

I'm the same as Naomi. Yours is also Senna. Okay, one, two, three. Senna. Senna Vegan. Senna Vegan. For the, for the, I have a favorite one

in San Diego for the, for the meat. For the Diego heads. For the Diego heads. So good. Which is Ortiz's in Point Loma, which is,

that's where you go to get a California burrito. It's the best one you'll have. Ortiz's. It Loma, which is where that's where you go to get a California burrito. It's the best one you'll have. Ortiz's. It's so good. But Senna, Senna, I could.

It's so good. It's really good. Vegan meat. And I guess I haven't eaten meat in a long time, but oh my God. A lot of meat is mediocre as fuck. How do they do it? I don't know how they make it so good.

They make it with a product called Plant Ranch, and you can get it at Besties Vegan. And make it yourself. I'm kind of surprised that your favorite is Senna. It's delicious. I like pounded. It's so good. You know what the thing is?

I don't know. I know Brian Robert Jones's is the Los Filos Cafe. Is what? His is from Los Filos Cafe, and mine is the Supreme Breakfast Burrito with Salsa Roja from Fred 62 oh that's so random to me mine is Tacos Via Corona

which is on TBC Glendale Boulevard TBC which is like I get I get solely one

burrito there the breakfast burrito I'm not Katie also put on the end of this and said putting that little bit of hot sauce

in the different bites yeah do it by the time you want it by the time I love that okay wait okay let's say you're getting a burrito okay

just regular I escaped the favorite burrito thing a couple times a week are you using like salsa verde or are you using like salsa roja

I'm using salsa roja I gotta be real I'm using both I'm going all over I'm going different I'm not Ortiz's verde yeah it just depends sometimes I'm using Salsa Roja. I gotta be real. I'm using both. I'm going all over. I'm going different. I'm not Ortiz's Verde. Yeah, it just depends. Sometimes I'm doing Buffalo sauce.

It depends on the spot. Now he does a Salsa Rainbow. I'm doing a Salsa Rainbow. I'm doing a Salsa Rainbow. Taste the flavor. Inclusive. You have to taste the flavor. Taste the rainbow.

You have to taste the rainbow. Skittles. Rainbow flavor. I think I, the thing is I made dinner. Oh, I wish I could eat a burrito. You want a burrito? Salsa, I know.

That's the thing. Salsa as well. That's the thing. We can get burritos after this. Burritos are just every culture has something beautiful that's meat and stuff that tastes so good wrapped in some kind of bread. It could be a sandwich.

It could be anything. And that is some of the best stuff you could ever get You remember when we had sex and it sounded like that I don't eat babosa. A rape do me all night long. A rape is what? A rape do me all night long. Yeah. Well, let's not revisit how that word sounds. Hey, I have a question.

What's your favorite burrito? No. No, I do a lot. Everyone said shall we. I know, but I'm sweating. Listen, I'm sweating thinking about it. I do not know. At least give us some options.

I do not know because I'm freaking the fuck out. Wait, should we take Shelby on a wild burrito carpet ride? Oh, you know what would be so much fun? I'd have to try so many all at once to make a decision. We should go on a burrito tasting. Oh my God. We should do a wild tasting. That would be so much fun.

That would be the worst after half of my life. I would love to do it. But the day would be good. The next three days? No, okay, but look, we split a burrito. Awful. We split a burrito at each place. So you're not eating too much.

You're doing a flight and splitting, you're doing a little bite here. So was it the beans? Three days. I'm thinking... Never mind, guys. Do you have IBS?

No, actually. Well, we'll come back to that. Nobody really has IBS. No, no, no, people do. People do. Yeah, people do. I wish. You're gonna fall

in the same hole. I just wanna feel part of a community. I wish. You're going to fall in the same hole. I just want to feel part of a community. I wish I had IBS. I would have a more clear relationship with people online. They all have IBS online, yeah. Well, it's because all they do is sit on there. I wouldn't have it. I have it as well.

I'm constantly online. But if I would go out, I probably wouldn't have it anymore. So I'm begging to get it. I'm Jewish as well. I'm constantly online, but if I would go out, I probably wouldn't have it anymore. Yeah. So I'm begging to get it. I'm Jewish, you would think, but. Are you Jewish? Give it time. I'm sorry. What?

Oh, cool. Wait, okay. So you guys have already put the movie Spy, which we barely talked about. Yeah, but can't wait for you to see it. We should really watch it, though. We will watch it. We're going to. You guys have put

eating the butt of a burrito while you're watching TV. Yeah. And then you have more. We can pitch two really quickly and you can pick which one you like better. No, do it. No, we'll do it real quick.

We got nothing but time. All right, you can hear us. Here it goes. Those are the ones that I specifically felt strongly about. What's that one? That. That's the one we can all relate to and then that. Yeah one? That. That's the one we can all relate to.

Yeah. Which you can't relate to. I can't relate to. In some ways, this one is targeted because I have something wrong with me. And my friends, my best friends. I was actually thinking about Katie. The other day, what happened to her? It happens to the best of us.

It does happen to the best of us. I'll say it on air. My best friends use this to make fun of someone who has something wrong with them. I didn't think about it, but that does make sense. And you have the same thing wrong with you? It wasn't intentionally. Someone does. What is it?

Someone does. Okay, so what it is is... Do you want to say this one? When you mess up a word and it sounds funny. Oh, yeah. That's the best. When someone messes up a word

and it sounds funny, for example, and to not pick on my friend who's sensitive about this matter, who has a catalog of ones that we could get to. Katie recently said the word, you were trying to say the word championing. And what did you say? I actually don't remember. Champagning.

I can't help you out with that. Champagning. Champagning. What's champon? Wait, champon. What's that from though? Champagning. Champagning.

Something like that. Champagning. Champagning.ining well I know I know a good one that Naomi did which is kind of like a well no this is this is a sub

this is a sub genre this is something I don't want to happen I don't like when this happens it's a creation the combination of it all is not fun but ultimately we're glad

that this happened I feel like it's when you are trying this is something that happens only at restaurants and I have a damn misfiring brain neuron problem where I'm trying to be polite to the server or something, trying to be nice, say something nice. I'm so nervous. And then I'll combine two words.

Sure. So let's say you're me. Thanks, awesome. Yeah, and you're trying to say the word sweet and the word cool. And you say the word queet. To me, this is a pleasant treat. And then you want to kill yourself. It is so awesome.

Queet. If I was a waiter and someone said queet to me, I would be like, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. They're smarter than me. You are cool enough that you could say probably any word to me

if I didn't know you when I was waiting at your restaurant. I guess that's a word now. I have to fucking Google that when I get home. I'd be like, this is what they're saying now.

You'd see me on Urban Dictionary like Queet, spelling it eight different ways trying to figure it out. Queet was really shitty. I also kind of love and I didn't know this layer of it

that like it happened to you at a restaurant. It only happens at restaurants. When you're talking to a server. It's almost like you can blame this on capitalism. It's almost like that. This is your attempt of breaking that barrier. Healing through that. Finding humanity.

Common ground. Yes. And that's why you can't do that. You have to let them just be do that you have to let them just be servers let them serve no I think that could have meant a lot

bring me that and then don't say any nice things at all you have to say bring the food this is me Shelby you be a Shelby you be a server

and I'll be me and this is how you should act from now on bring me my food okay here's your lunch and then I get to know when I go back,

I go, he liked that because he smiled. And it's giving bitch in a really positive way. It's giving one of the biggest bitches in film history. That's how you have to be.

Sorry, bring my drink. Bring me a refill of my drink. Bring me a refill of my drink. You said a Diet Coke? Anyway. Wait, now I kind of want you guys to just do scenes for us. Yeah.

Okay, give us a suggestion. Three, two, do scenes for us. Okay, give us a suggestion. Three, two, one, go. We have to give us a suggestion. We are keeping records. All we need is a suggestion. I'm holding a box. What's in the box? What's in the box?

What's in the box? I thought you were going to do a suggestion. Oh, okay. They're thinking. Give them a second. Okay. We're ready. Oh, my God. Okay, Oh my god! Okay, we heard cell phone.

No, we took cell phone last time. No, no, no. They just go, what? The way we communicate goes through an intense three-way filtration process. It's just like you want it to be good. I know, baby. A swordfish. Swordfish.

Thank you, swordfish. You murdered it. That's really good. Audience participation. Thanks. I'm just really sad because of my diagnosis. I'm pretty sad about your diagnosis, too. Yeah.

Sorry. Did I get in the food? Yes. And you always do this, and you know I just got my diagnosis back. I know. And I'm upset about that. Fucking just forget it. We'll order KFC. Sorry, I know you got your diagnosis today too.

Sorry. And I'm just feeling really sad about yours. And mine I haven't gotten to yet. I just... It's hard to have a diagnosis. I'm like so tired of being diagnosed. With everything I've got at all. If I could have one thing in life, undiagnosed.

No more diagnoses. No more diagnoses. I don't want... Fuck doctors! Is it IBS? I have IBS. one thing in life undiagnosed no more diagnoses no more diagnoses I don't want fuck doctors is it IBS I have IBS scene you were really good

in that good show good show I almost cried for real the audience when you said when you said oh no did I get it

in the food I could feel the audience like on your side I felt that too that was really because before that I didn't think they liked me

some of the stuff you were doing I can tell you were taking notes from 5Bs. Yes! I was like, oh, just sort of take your time with the object work. Be in the scene. It's not a problem to be present with it. Sometimes it does take you a minute to drink your drink.

Right. And sometimes you're loud about it. I want to be part of this culture so badly. I want to take a class. We don't have time. I want to. Okay, so this is the funny thing about. Okay. What did you guys do? I'm like, what's the five Bs?

We teach y'all in the backyard. Five Bs are the graduating class of IO Chicago Improv. Before you get to go in the pool. Oh, okay. Yeah. So we have to do five classes? Well, more. Well, one, two, three, four, level one, two, three, four, five, and then five B is an additional class.

And then the pool, which is also a class. You pay for all this? And then the pool, which is a class. Oh, yeah for all this? And then the pool, which is a class. Oh, yeah. I did not pay. In more ways than one. Yeah. Money and the money is the least of the big ones.

See, I really do want to take a class. You pay with finances. You should. The thing is I'd have to talk to people. I'll take a class with you. You'll take a level one improv class? Joe wants to. You would want to die.

Yeah, I would hate it, but I would do it for Joe. Wow. We'll teach you and everyone on your tour bus an improv class if we get to open for you. Stop. Okay, you're halfway there. That's it. That's most of it. I think you would meet some of the people you would think are the weirdest ever in an improv class in Los Angeles.

No, but I just want the freedom. Well, why don't you guys do a scene for us? Shelby, let's give them a suggestion. Okay. Okay, you guys do an improv scene for us.

We'll evaluate how good you are. Okay. Dildo. Your suggestion is dildo. Like what's in the box? Okay, I'm going to stop you right there.

We're going to give you a different suggestion. Craving. Craving. It's not dildo. Craving Craving Your suggestion's craving, action I'll wait for you guys to start it Okay, can you give us like a location as well? Yeah, we are at

Miami Vice Miami Vice, craving You're at the airport We're making an. You're at the airport with a craving. They're making an airport. Okay. You're at the airport and you're hankering for something good. Action. We're going to be late for our flight.

But, Mom. But, Mom, I late for our flight. But mom. But mom, I really need to get into the cinema. You shot a little girl. Flight 3471 is boarding in 15 minutes. Flight 3471 is boarding in 15 minutes out of gate 3B. You're craving. Unseen. And then Katie Lang,

constant craving, starts playing. Are you guys impressed? I think that was amazing. I genuinely, it would kill. It would kill at the Bug House. At the Bug House?

Or the Corn Servatory. Fuck you. Are these real places? You don't know that, but that was mean. No, alt shows. People would love it at alt shows. You would think those are...

Okay. It would kill at a house with bugs in it. Yeah. Kill at somebody's house. Bugs would love that. You would kill at a fumigation party. I almost had liquid come out of my nose. Here's what I think the art form...

So I'm kind of like in the band, I'm kind of the Instagram boyfriend. Like I'm the one who's trying to get the footage of everybody being cute. And themselves. And funny. And themselves. And what I... I hope you don't take offense to this. I fucking hate you.

Okay. Joe's improvising now. I do because you know what I'm going to say. No, I actually don't, but it's probably mean. Well, it's just like Joe loves... I think you're a little scoundrel. And you like being funny and saying funny stuff. But then when you're supposed to be funny.

When the camera's on. Yeah, when you're aware of like I'm filming you for something, then you absolutely. It's because I hate social media. It's Foucaultian. I hate social media. But look at this camera. Look at this camera. Tell the people where they can find you.

And did you not see that acting? You have chops. You have chops. Wait, can I take a fumigation story? Last time I was in Kansas City, I rented a place. The Bug House. Well, apparently. This is the bird story.

Bird story? The bird Airbnb? No, that was a trip before last. I can't get a normal Airbnb in Kansas City. So I'm at my place, 9 a.m. Okay, mind you, that's 7 a.m. L.A. time. It's like the day after I got there. Pounding on my door.

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. And I must be lonely. Oh, open up, open up, open up. Knock on my door. Knock, knock, knock. So I go over there. I open up. I'm like, I threw on a shirt. I'm wearing underwear. I'm obviously just worried about my hair. It looks insane. And I open the door and I go over there I open I'm like I threw on a shirt

I'm wearing underwear I'm obviously just my hair looks insane and I open the door and I go what I was pissed I was like

why are you doing this I'm paying to be here I said what and then he goes uh we're here to fumigate the apartment are you serious

and I said no and the woman behind him goes we'll get it later and then they just leave and go knock on other doors. And they never came back the whole time I was there.

I don't know what they were fumigating for. It's an apartment. It's an apartment. Yes. What are they fumigating in the other apartments that doesn't require everyone in all of the apartments to leave? Yeah. This is why I think that might have been a scam. Absolutely.

Because they're saying, we're here to fumigate the apartment, which means to come in and rob you, but. Yeah. 100. I have to tell you, it was in such a secure, they couldn't have. The way you have to get into this building is there are three different entrances with codes and like. Right.

Yeah, and every time they said, we're here to fumigate, and they said, come on in. Someone let him in, let him in, let him in. You might be right. Well, because nobody likes bugs. Yeah, right. Yeah, everyone's like, damn, we need to be fumigated, I guess. I said no. No way. You set a boundary. I said no. I set a boundary. Well, because nobody likes bugs. Yeah, everyone's like, damn, we need to be fumigated, I guess. I said no. No way.

You set a boundary. I said no. I set a boundary. Okay, Boundary King. Boundary King. I love that for you. I can't imagine that happening on an Airbnb. It's awful.

They come, knock on your door at 9 in the morning? What's the Franco movie, the scary movie? The Rental. You see The Rental? I can't prescribe to that. You shouldn't. It's really actually ruined me in a lot of ways. I think you've told us.

It did, yeah. Shelby's been very ruined by this. Why do people make content that takes away your ability to know peace in this life? It is a question that sits with me every day. Good job, Dave. What, for being fucked up? Well, he wrote it. It's good until the end. He's really hot, though. What, for being fucked up? We're all fucked up. It's good until the end.

He's really hot, though. You have to remember that. Dave Franco. Yeah, really hot. He is hot. He is hot. What do you got going on over there, Katie? No.

We're not those kind of people. I thought about it. She's saying, should we have put our own album? And I said, oh. Which is a good question. You don't know we're on this show consistently on our record that you don't even have to. Our album is in space. Yeah, the A-list is already streaming it.

Every art you've ever made has made it onto space. One way or another, every song you guys have ever recorded, we have put onto this podcast at this point. Shelby texted me something so nice today. Where was my text? Where was my text, frankly? Yeah. Oh, my God. Do one nice thing. I love our friend oh my god do one nice thing

I love our friend group do one nice thing do one nice thing and then you get in a fight with everyone else it was really sweet though wait I have a question Joe I do owe you

a really nice text soon I sent Naomi a really nice one a couple weeks ago oh that's wild like I'm Chuck fucking River I get nothing I get nothing

I sent Caleb a nice text last night I'll send you a nice text it's the people that are you holding close to no she didn't no she didn't you should still send me one I get nothing. I sent Caleb a nice text last night. Caleb, I'll send you a nice text. It's the people that are you holding close with. No, she didn't. No, she didn't.

You should still send me one. I'm out of here. I'm leaving. Why? Because now Joel's found out that I've sent everyone a nice text. Everyone else. What about you guys? I'll tell you what I'm going to say. Send it right now.

Send it. No worries. In person. I'm on it. I don't want this. No, no, no, no. I don't want your love that is not genuine

wait I have a question don't ask me I love her he was consistently genuine I'll say that that's true I have a question I have a question

okay what is something so embarrassing in the record in all of humanity whoa are you just coming up with this on the fly

that you would delete it from the records permanently Joe take yours first baby Joe with this on the fly? Uh-huh. That you would delete it from the records permanently. Joe, take yours first, baby. Joe, are you grievance? Oh, wait, this is embarrassing? No, this is your grievance.

You're just deleting it from the records. So this one, okay, the thing that I thought about this, this one everyone has experienced. Every single person

has experienced. Okay. And the only thing I will say this is this experience is maybe the only time that you can maybe feel really close

to God and asking God for help. The only time. It's the only time. Maybe some. Maybe some. Even people who are atheists

are probably praying. Questioning that. Yeah, when they have it. I can't wait to figure out what it is. I would like to take away diarrhea. Fuck. That is so powerful. Hold space for that.

Hold space. Thank you. Moment of silence. Moment of quiet coyote. For all of. Moment of silence. Moment of quiet clarity. For all of those who are suffering. To our fallen soldiers. To everyone. I know everyone here is taking a prayer dump.

I've never had diarrhea. What is it like? I love you. And me. I'm in love with you. My shits have always been firm. Clean logs. When I wipe, nothing comes off on the paper.

Wow. That's not normal. That's a healthy poop, I think, in theory. Are you not supposed to ever have shit in your ass? Shit on my ass. Okay, the thing that's interesting, I think it depends on the amount of hair on the ass. I don't talk about my shitting often,

but I will say, I feel like that's rare, right? It is rare, but it's possible. For you to go in and be like, oh damn.

It's supposed to be like, damn, that was good stuff. I have a lot to wipe. A lot. When I poop, there's a lot to wipe. I typically have quite,

I have a, I'm in there. I'm hanging out in the bathroom. Can you remind me what you said was rare? I'm going to interrupt you guys really quick. I'm just, I'm hanging out in the bathroom can you remind me what you said was rare I'm going to interrupt you guys really quick Casey on here

what do you want I'm a very oh they don't want to talk okay you're a very what I'm very lucky in that you're never wiping

well I'm wiping Kate is wiping no I'm wiping but I mean and I'm someone I've struggled since birth with pooping

this is a part of my this is part of my story for whatever reason that feels very Illinois. What do you mean? You don't wipe? To be colicky? So I was a colicky baby. You told me this, yeah. I couldn't poop for the first couple weeks I was alive.

And they had to help me out. And as a result, you don't wipe? Well, no, but I've always protested. I'm actually less of a diarrhea person than I am like I haven't shit in three days and I'm so sad about it I don't ever not shit

I have diarrhea but not that often I'm pretty regular I'm just saying think about the hot sweat you're sitting there and you're thinking oh my god I could shit through a screen door and not touch

a wire. You're saying, I would give anything. God, I'll stop smoking. God, I won't ever yell at my mom again. Take this away from me. I'm going back to when I was in high school. Oh, sure. That's when your diarrhea was the worst.

I'm really... I do feel like you could know a lot about somebody's like – I believe in the gut-brain connection. I guess it's a very L.A. thing to say. Yeah. It is. As I've gotten older and like regulated my nervous system more, like my poops are better.

Oh, yeah. Your nervous system is better. I have to say, doesn't the stomach have enzymes that communicate with your brain and your mental health? I want to learn more about it. I don't really know. There's all those books, but I feel like all the books are absolute bullshit. Are we having poop right now? It's boogie.

I want to tell you guys, once every probably two episodes, there comes a moment where I feel like I'm having a stroke. Wow. And I got to say, it happened to me like 30 30 seconds ago and I'm still in it. When you guys were talking about shit and you were talking about high school and then Shelby said the podcast is sponsored by Activia, Casey and Anya were talking on the side. There was a real moment for me of like, I'm

not alive and if I am, it's not long. It's not happening much longer. Can I say something about the diarrhea of it all? I wish you would. Diarrhea is not the bad part to me. It's the pre-diarrhea. It's knowing that it's coming.

It's the feeling in your stomach. It's the feeling when you've had a cold sweat and you're like, damn, something bad's going to happen. Because the thing's always worse than the bleed up. I've never had diarrhea. That's amazing. Are you actually serious? I'm starting to believe you now. I have to tell you I lived with him.

It's not true. He's on diarrhea. What about also, I would agree with you and I would also say it's like if you have diarrhea and then you know that it's not over. Yes. Oh no. That's really sad. That's really sad. To like take it off the toilet and be like, I'll be back.

That's the worst. I'll be back literally within one minute. I will see you so soon. I'll see you again. Yeah. Who is that? Carrie? I can't wait to see you again.

The next time I freak out. They're loving it. It's Miley Cyrus. They want us to open for them. They're loving it. Okay, cool. When you ask me what I'm thinking about. Really good.

Yeah, there was kind of a little, you like slid down. Sorry guys, it was, I wasn't even trying. Did you guys do, do you guys answer this question as well? Or just us? Answer what question? The grievance question. Well, you guys still have many grievances to go. So you're deleting diarrhea.

My grievance is all dead. I want to say thank you very much for that. Katie, I welcome you to go next. Okay. Mine is something that I feel is simply underrated, which is making mistakes. Okay. You're going to delete. This does not seem like you at all.

You're going to delete the concept of making mistakes. I would have expected this to be something you added to record. No, no. You're taking mistakes off the record. Fuck learning from a mistake. You know what? I actually feel really seen

and understood. Yeah, it's true. Because you're right. It is true. It's more like I just thought it was funny. Fuck the mistake. No, I'm with Naomi.

Never make the mistake. Never make the mistake. I don't want to have to learn from a mistake. Never fucking grow, bitch. Now it's my grievance. I'm getting all worked up and hot over here. I guess my grievance is like with the game feels bad? Now it's my grievance. I'm getting all worked up and hot over here.

I guess my grievance is like with the game of the universe because it's like we do, you're right. I know that how the game works

is that we have to make the mistakes so that we can write songs. So that we can write songs. So that we can make art. Yeah. But, you know,

sometimes I get a little annoyed about that. I don't like feeling bad. Yeah. And they can also attest that, like, in the grand scheme, yeah, I think I'm someone who I care about, like, being open about mistakes I've made and, like, not having shame around it. But, like, in the day-to-day, like, if I make a mistake and I have to be accountable to it, I'm so fucking annoyed about it. You can set your life up in a way where you never have to be accountable for anything. I have done it, and it's beautiful.

It's really hard, though. I've tried, and I failed. It's really hard. And it's harder than people around you. When you try and fail, it's actually way worse than if you had never tried at all. I think the issue is if you're collaborating with anybody. It's really hard on your collaborators because they have to. Shelby's life is hell.

Because I refuse to be held accountable. That's why I failed at it. Because he had already. I did it first. You know, the issue comes on when you present yourself as being someone that can be a reliable, consistent human being in any capacity. Never do that. I think that's the initial mistake. Oh.

That makes it so that you have to be held accountable. And that sucks. Yeah. So you have to just be, you just gotta be bad to the bone. You have to be bad to the bone. I don't like getting in trouble. You have to be pure evil. I don't mind making the mistake. I don't want to get in trouble. You don't like getting in trouble. You have to be pure evil. I don't mind making the mistake.

I don't want to get in trouble. You don't want to get caught making a mistake. What is the mistake? I don't know. Anything. Forgetting stuff. Getting a parking ticket.

Let's make a pact right now that we'll never hold each other accountable. She's being so cute right now. I love him. I just want to know. Let's make a pact that five years from now

we'll come back to this very spot and we will not have grown at all. It's actually the only pact I think I'll ever be able to keep yeah i'm not gonna grow and i'm not gonna be held accountable and it's off the records by the way well because it's like if we took that off i guess maybe this isn't no one would naturally happen but yeah it's like uh you could imagine if you could grow without making mistakes. And you can.

You can grow by trying and succeeding. I have. I've grown in success. Exactly. But you know what the big problem is? Some of the worst things to ever happen weren't mistakes. They were on purpose. Holocaust.

Whoa. It wasn't a mistake. It was technically on purpose. He meant it. He meant it with his whole chest, yeah. Yeah, he really did. Now we're getting into semantics because... He really did.

No, now we're getting into semantics. Holy shit. Holy shit. Anyway, all costs are off, mistakes are off. Holy shit. They're not on the record they never happened naomi what's your grievance um i mean this is just a particular grievance i've been having recently i actually have i have two okay i'm interested please say them both the first and i'll take up the next just couple hours really quickly talking about those.

My first one is waking up and being tired. Oh. Waking up. Waking up is hell already. It starts bad. It starts off bad. Then you're tired. Then you're tired on top of that.

Why did I even go to sleep? What's the point? Double whammy indeed. You're getting fucked from all angles when you open your papers. Shelby's like covered in water and sweaty. Screaming about not wanting to wake up. I can't sleep. That was so funny. I'm sorry. I'm just wake up. I can't sleep. That was so funny.

I'm sorry. Waking up. Fuck yeah. Waking up and being tired. How often does this happen to you? A lot. All the time. It happened to me today.

It sucks. Does this not happen to you? Oh, constantly. I thought I was the only one. No, it's terrible. All the time. It's the worst experience you can have. It's the worst experience possible.

I feel hungover. It makes me feel hungover. Is it depression or is it normal that people do this? I don't know. It's the worst experience possible. I feel hungover. It makes me feel hungover. Is it depression or is it normal that people do this? I don't know. Mine's depression. It might be depression. I think they're not wanting to wake up. Mine's depression. I think it's a cocktail of depression and lack of

sleep. Quality sleep. Here's what I'll say. And swag. Certain times I'm waking up and my eyes open naturally. Certain times I'm waking up and my eyes open naturally, you know? Not because I have an anxiety about waking up. Well, it's not a dream. You're actually leading a dream. Do you wake up by alarm most days? I wake up

no, from a fear. I wake up being like, I know what time it is. It's in me. I wake up afraid that I've missed something from a fear. I think Jessica's always awake. But some days I'll not have to do anything and I'll be able

to sleep for like 10 hours. And then I'll wake up like I need to wake up because I want to wake up. I know I'm getting old because I just wake up. You know what I mean? I wake at 6.30 and I just wake up. I'm old. That's the wife and kids of it all.

I think it is, really. You're building a home. And you're making bread. That's one I don't like. You're busy. I am waking up early and doing stuff, but it doesn't mean... I can't help but wake up. I feel like...

I shoot up. Joe, do you wish you were a homesteader? Yeah, in some ways. But I mean, like, it's... I don't know. No worries. Take some some time i wake up early when i'm on a diet when i'm on a diet i wake up i shoot out of bed and i say i'm gonna go eat something because you're hungry this happens yeah i shoot i shoot out of bed in the morning and i go

time to eat totally and it's awesome what do you go to time for coffee no oh okay no coffee. No. Oh. Okay. No, I just wake up very hungry. Yeah. Because I, usually when I'm dieting or for whatever, I'm having like a big breakfast. Yummy. So I'm like excited for breakfast. I love breakfast. Oh my God. I mean, that's like gets me out of bed.

I had a sad breakfast. Today. You got to have coffee and big breakfast. I have coffee. Then I'll do like a bunch of, I eat breakfast at like 11. Oh. Yeah. Brunch. But you're up at like four? of... I eat breakfast at like 11. Oh. Yeah. Brunch.

But you're up at like 4? Well, I'm up at like 6.30. We have like a kind of weird eating schedule. It's just I wait till I'm hungry and also like I don't like to go to the gym. It's that rock and roll lifestyle. I don't like to go to the gym with food in my tummy. It'll make me feel like I'm going to vomit. Yeah.

Well, what about... These days I've been eating at... I've been wanting to eat right when I wake up. Well, no, they've told me. Lately I've been hungry. They've told me. You've been eating I've been wanting to eat right when I wake up well no they've told me they've told me I know I actually I sense

I put my I put my head in Naomi's direction because I think it is like oh waiting for 11 is it was like you know

whatever there's like there's like a narrative around doing that if people didn't know anything if people didn't know well

intermittent fasting no don't talk to me about having an eating disorder now I've always had an eating disorder Same, different ones but always one Rotating It depends As a child? Me? Well I'm

bipolar but actually I was binge eating for a few years but I think it was because I was having manic episodes. Yes. I did not know that. And now I have a lot of clarity and I have not.

If people only heard the audio of this podcast and knew nothing about you guys, they would think you were the oldest band on earth. You guys are saying things like, well, these days I'm getting around slow in the mornings and, you know. I'm like, that's completely our vibe. That's true. When do you think that came up? Childhood?

Yeah. Way back in childhood. I'm not like this podcast has been slow and paced, and it has been absolute chaos from the moment it started. I was talking about the spirit of the podcast. We've been fast, and old people can be fast and energetic. There's bright old people. You think we are old fools.

Fair few. I do think one thing about you guys as a band is that all three of you have been here before that is the thing about Moona the three of your souls were on this earth

before this lifetime that's so lesbian of you I'm a lesbian Caleb is if he could be one thing I think that is true you've been here before you've been here before

so lesbian that's cute my mom be saying that and she says she's straight I gotta show you guys a picture. Other lives. I love your mom. I've never met your mom, but I remember her or something.

She's your biggest fan. Other lives of lesbians. Yeah, the one that I said was bullshit. Oh. Someone on TikTok made this thing that was like them screaming about how disordered eating is different than an eating disorder. Is that true? I don't care.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I mean, like, I think there can be a rhetoric. Like, I think the way that we talk about food. I think there can be a rhetoric. I think the way that we talk about food is probably disordered. You know what I mean? Culturally, it's a disorder. And then having an eating disorder could be a whole different thing. Someone was like,

we are not having the conversation. And I was like, oh my god. My mom's the only person on earth who does not have an eating disorder. I think. She's normal with it. I think she's the only person on earth who does not have an eating disorder. I think. She's normal with it. I think she's the only person.

She's so normal. The rest of us are getting fine. We're getting freaky-deaky with the eating. We're getting freaky-deaky with the eating. It's horrible. Yeah. No, but I do get up for breakfast. Yeah, but food's the best thing that could ever happen. Which is why we've screwed ourselves.

It's our Protestant, puritanical culture. It's true. What was your second grievance, Naomi? You had two. Mine was just this feeling that I have sometimes, and I think the feeling is actually probably embarrassment, but it's when you are in a social setting. Renee Brown is shaking right now, by the way.

She's sick to her stomach hearing this. Have you watched Alice of the Heart? No, I have not. But when you're in a social situation. I'm sorry, I cut you off. When I'm watching Renee're in a social situation, I'm sorry, I cut you off. When I'm watching Rene Brown in his social situation. No, when I'm having a,

when you're having a spirited, lively discussion with interesting folks and people are talking and everyone's excited to be talking, contributing, having a nice time

and then you say something that you think is good and funny or interesting, cool, something you think people might want to know about. And then nobody hears it. And you have to decide inside right after,

am I going to fucking say it again? That was Shelby with the red light control earlier. I'll say it again compulsively. I feel such shame about saying it again. I'm like, I just guess I'll let it go forever. But it sucks to have to make that call this is why you need a friend like you

not being a center of attention is absolutely terrible you know what actually what's very ironic about this is that is that I'm holding their hand because I'm gonna say

something that's gonna annoy you oh your hand is a bitch and we're gonna get through this together there's something about your hand that I'll that's sweaty

it's sweaty because of the rubia he's like so white we have AC problems in the studio in the studio it's sweaty? It's sweaty because of the rubia. Can you say so white? We have AC problems in the studio. In the studio. It's sweaty, but it's not like clammy, is it? No, I'm just looking at you. It's a bit sweaty.

That was a different thought. I didn't know there was a difference. Okay, so often in group settings, I will make a joke that is funny, in my opinion. This is not often. No, no, no. No, no, no. Maybe you're going to snatch my hand. and no no no maybe no no maybe a snatch

on hand because they know they're a great joke repeater they will amplify the joke they will

bring it into and it's it's its own skill that happens to me from y'all all the fucking time but that's

I will say this is my specific Naomi problem I think I'm just melting down. Well, she gets mad that I will incorporate a conversation we have into a tweet. It's not my fault that she doesn't tweet. That's not your fault.

That's not your fault. I wrote an entire song for her that she tweeted the other day, and I didn't say anything. And did it go viral? Wow. It didn't. Wait, what was the song? You wrote a song for her? I wrote a song for her I was singing about.

So, okay, well, she might not look like me. Well, it was- She tweeted it. Don't get yourself in trouble here. It wasn't necessarily a song. Well, it was a fun, we were having fun. Okay. She tweeted it.

I wrote a song for her. I was singing to her. A song about how there's a purse on every handle in her house. Yeah. On every door handle. Skirties. It's everywhere. And so I wrote a song about all the purses.

I hate that it would have been so good. Like if it was on an album, it would have fucking killed. I wrote about how for her, a purse is a material, spiritual object upon which she can project a life. A vacation. A fantasy.

That's girls. Something like that. That something like that and then I incorporated a little bit about how Reformation how she thinks because Reformation is carbon neutral that she's actually

doing charity work by shopping you've dragged girls in the song they're being mean to girls sometimes they're mean to girls I'm not no I'm

okay I am not being mean I am saying it sucks that this song would go so hard it did it went insane so there's a she

uh and there's included in me okay but how many purses do you own and no i don't own any but i'm saying that because i'm saying i don't understand that's what i'm saying you don't understand purses no i don't understand the difference between all of them well i'm just like it's color it's it's so expensive why are you spending that much money on that? For different vacations, for different movies to go see. Yeah. I don't get that really. And then I also can't put anything in them for some reason.

Can I put my phone in there? No, there's no room. I need you to take my keys. What? You brought a whole bag and there's no room? How many purses do you own? Not that many. I love that Joanne to answer this question. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, the Gucci purse.

You have that one that you got, I want to say, it's like the black one. It's the black one you take on tour that folds down. It's from Urban Outfitters?

It's from Brandy Melville. Oh, Brandy Melville. Oh my God. Yeah. Brandy Melville. Do you still own your backpack? Do you still own your backpack? Do you still own your backpack? My Mark Jacobs backpack?

Yeah. I do. Flex. I'm kind of a little backpack femme, I feel like. I don't know any other ones off the top. I have another leather one that I don't use. Okay, I have to ask you a question. Why did you do this for Brandy Melville?

No, the red one's the Gucci one. You're frozen in time. I can't believe. Is it because Brandy Melville's the trigger? No, it's not a trigger. For me, it's that we're listing off Katie's purses. For me, it's the Brandy Melville. Okay, it's Brandy Melville for you.

You guys are just on chaotic now. We're on chaotic. This is not game records. This is a crossover. This is a crossover. And I love it. But I have a question. Yeah.

What's next on your records? That's all the shit that we don't like. Oh, wait. We have one more. We have one more. Oh, the cute one this one the nice thing

and well and then that we would love to say that say the one say the one that's nice now it's gonna seem like I was scheming but I was

where I wasn't and I just wrote this is nice a nice dinner with friends that's something to keep Katie's like after a long podcast in a steaming hot studio

by the way which it is it's so hot in here right now we don't know why it just happens sometimes a nice 4pm it's a lot of energy our energy is so steamy

together I love dinner with friends yeah we broke it as being friends who doesn't I know I'd love to die I think it was inspiring

because we had a nice dinner Katie and I had a nice do you guys go to Republic did you guys actually go because Caleb gave me what did you get please please please wait wait

walk me through the meal it's a different it's a kind of different menu did you get the Normandy butter it's seasonal obviously it is seasonal

it is seasonal we got butter cheese apples delicious we got paella paella I've never eaten paella because I've been a

vegetarian so long I kind of wish I could eat paella it Paella. Paella. I've never eaten paella because I've been a vegetarian so long. I kind of wish I could eat paella. Oysters. It seems so good. It is yummy. It was delicious. I love rice. Yeah.

Katie Page, Sugar Mama. Sounds like a really beautiful name. Love. My Sugar Mama. Absolutely. Yeah, vibes. I love to dine. Oh my God.

It's lovely. To sit with a group of people. It's lovely to just get into it. Okay. Dining is different. Dining is actually anti-capitalist. Eating is how we are accustomed to doing things. Yeah, but dining, like going through it.

Dining, baby. I want to be there for hours. There's so much food to eat. Sugarfish when they bring out everything in the little... I've never had sugarfish because I haven't eaten them. Oh, sure, we have sugarfish tonight. No one else wants dinner. We'll get coffee with everybody.

Sugarfish us. Dining is anti-capitalist. It's very socialist. Oh, God, have sugarfish tonight? No one else wants dinner. We'll get coffee with everybody. Sugarfish us. Dining is anti-capitalist. It's very socialist. Oh, God. We've lost you. What happened, babe? Let's hold space. Is it because Katie and I had dinner?

Because you're doing it again. Well, Katie is actually insisting on this. I owe Shelby dinner, to be honest. The three of us owe Shelby dinner. We do. I'm in a great amount of labor for us. I consider it a public service. And Shelby owes me dinner because in a great amount of labor for us. You've done a lot of labor. I consider it a public service.

And Shelby owes me dinner because I do a lot of labor for Shelby. Yeah. Have you seen the photo of Shelby carrying a fake boulder on the set for Kind of Girl? Wait, let me pull this up. No, but you'll have to send this to Anya as well

so we can put it out. I have it. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. What do we have up? Katie, you Christ. Katie, Katie, she wants something crazy. Jesus Christ. Oh my God, what do we have up? Oh, Jesus Christ. Katie, you need...

Katie, just flash news. Show us the boulder pic now. You made an absolute error. My God. You boofed it, boss. Sorry. She's turning... This is a person

who tried to be straight with me for two years. This is a person who tried to be straight with me for two years. This is a person who tried to be a heterosexual with me for two years. It's so cute. It's so adorable.

You look like the world's smallest lesbian. My pants came undone in a way that to be on there. It's so cute. Wait.

It's so cute. It's also the kind of, there's like a sort of lesbian look that happens in photos where you're furrowed brow but you're smiling. Yeah, it's's like a sort of lesbian look that happens in photos where you're furrowed brow but you're smiling yeah

it's in like a lot of like old documentaries of like lesbians building houses together it's like I'm having a hard time they're like

there's always one lesbian being like they look like they're getting papped yeah yeah papped papped as in paparazzi

not pap smeared they look like they're getting papped either that's what I thought you were saying kind of going huh this has been an incredible episode I'm sure it has wait there's something. I don't think they're getting pap smeared. Either. That's what I thought you were saying. Kind of going, huh?

This has been an incredible episode. I'm sure it has. Wait, there's something else. I don't really care. Katie added that, but there was one other thing, no? Listen, the other thing was another item. The last thing was just bagel. Just bagel. Thank you.

And it's weird of you not to say it. Shelby needed you to say bagel, actually. Caleb hates bagels. I don't like them. Wow. Too much bread. Too much bread. What the fuck does that mean?

Do you like donuts? You need a toasted one. He loves donuts. Donuts, yeah. Thank you for asking. I love donuts. So it's the savory versus I don't like them. Wow. Too much bread. Too much bread. What the fuck does that mean? Do you like donuts? You need to toast it more. He loves donuts. Donuts, yeah. I love donuts. So it's the savory versus sweet. I gotta say, I love donuts.

I love bagels. I love bread. Give me a little circle with a hole in it. I want that. I'll eat anything. I just watched a fascinating documentary called Donut King.

Have you guys seen this? No. So in LA, a lot of the donut places are Cambodian owned yes yes this guy this one cambodian dude came over as a refugee from the war in cambodia i don't remember the decade maybe 70s or 80s but he started a bunch of donut shops and then he sponsored other refugees from cambodia to come over and he would help them start their own donut shop i've heard about this that's what's up the start their own donut shops. Yeah, I've heard about this. That's what's up. And is it the donut shop called Donut King? There were many of them.

They were named many different things. But it's a fascinating story because then, I don't want to give it away for anyone who wants to watch it because the documentary takes a fascinating turn. A lot of them don't exist anymore, and the reason for it is crazy. Something bad happens. Yes.

I'm going to change the subject wildly fast. No. But I guess I could ask you after have you watched the Netflix John Wayne Gacy I haven't watched it yet I've watched all of it already did you guys watch Captive Audience

that documentary I just watched that one and it's in three parts and I gotta tell you skip to the third it's called Captive Audience what's it about it's about this guy who in the 80's goes missing and for seven years then he gets returned to his family. Okay. Oh my God.

But it's a different dude. But then in the third part something buck wild happens. It's not the same kid. Maybe it's some other dude. It's not the same kid. That's my guess. That's the guess. Not the same guy.

They returned a different kid. No, it is the same kid. I thought the family was involved. I thought that was going to be the twist. Because at the beginning, they're like, how much can a family go through? Is this Netflix? I was like, okay, the family did it. Obviously, that's going to be what happened.

How much can a family go through? Is it Netflix? I think it's on Hulu. The kid comes out. The kid comes out as gay. No. Do you want the spoiler? It's a true story.

In a funny way, I want the spoiler. I don't want it. Okay. Close your ears. Okay. Go ahead. He dies in a motorcycle accident. And then his brother starts killing people in Yosemite.

Whoa. So they were like, there started to be a bunch of murders and they found out it was his brother. And I was like, okay. Do you think it's because of all the bad stuff? I was so bored until then. I think he was really jealous of the fame that his brother got. So he decided, you know what? I'm going to be a serial killer. Yeah. What the hell? And he was really jealous of the fame that his brother got. You know what? I'm going to be serial killer.

Yeah. What the hell? And he was like enjoying it too. We should have sent documentary films into space. I got to say. You guys seen the Abercrombie and Fitch doc? No. I enjoyed it actually.

I did as well. It confirmed a lot of things for me. It confirmed all things. I've been listening to Henry Kissinger. It's funny. Yeah. Well, it's funny yeah well it's funny in that he's a terrible person

Kinsinger this was an amazing episode of Keeping Records thank you guys so much for being on we love you hey can I say something genuine we love you guys more

than you'll ever know that's true we love you too we're so sorry what about this wait I have an idea and they were kissing and they were boyfriends.

Two boys and they're going. And they're going. And two people can be boyfriends. We love you all. We love you, bye. But they shouldn't. They can, but they shouldn't. Bye, sorry about that.

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