Keeping Records - Digging Around (with Tamara Yajia)

Episode Date: March 25, 2022

No amount of explicit content warning could possibly prepare you for what happened when writer/actress Tamara Yajia stopped by the Keeping Records studio as our first in-studio guest. Producers and Headgum staff still traumatized, need time to process. We ask that you respect our privacy and we have no further comment at this time.  Tam's Artifacts PEN15 episode, "Grammy" (2021 TV Episode) Smelling your tooth floss (Olfactory Sensation) Cheesecake Factory’s Chicken Madeira (Food) A first class airplane ride (Experience) Follow Tam on Twitter and Instagram.  Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a HeadGum Original. In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth. I send greetings on behalf of the people of our planet. And friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager. Now, we're making new records with our friends. Bonjour tout le monde. Konichiwa.

Hola y saludo a todos. Assalamu alaikum. We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship. We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us. Hello from the children of planet Earth. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shelby Wolstein.

Caleb Heron. What's up, dude? Sort of just kicking it. Just sort of kicking it. Do you miss me at all? I was going to say, do you remember when this was maybe a room that we sort of were, we spent time in together? Yeah, I'm really sad to be gone

this is me being sad do you miss me yeah yeah i do miss you i actually when i'm away i do need my friends to tell me they miss me a lot i actually kind of need to feel that your lives are all crumbling without me yeah i know that about you yeah and i was gonna shoot a text off maybe tonight i talked to you yesterday so it felt like i had to give it like you know what i mean yeah well you know best best not to appear desperate no yes best best to keep a little things close to the best best not to appear desperate no best hey did you see the movie the lost daughter with olivia i wrote that movie why do you ask oh well i have questions go ahead i'll answer them i watched it uh and i did not i liked it let me be clear i liked it i know it's just well let's just stop there then because that's all i really want to hear well no after that i didn't also i didn't understand it

almost at all oh yeah sorry let me clarify it is an allegory for the perils of war oh i would have thought motherhood based on everything no motherhood is an allegory for the perils of war yeah it's all pretty it's all pretty complex stuff i wouldn't expect most to get it but yeah that's what was going on i could never i could never yeah um you know uh what i i want to make sure we give the the correct you know credence to is credence the word uh it released after we recorded but before we released our last episode but muna released a new song muna did release a new song you're gonna going to say that I'm a high horse. I think that my horse is regular sized.

You never think maybe you're on a pony. Riding in circles on a carousel ride. They're so good. I love them. That song? Like all their songs. It's badass. I was just, they did it at Southwest.

South by Southwest. I was going to say, they did it on the Southwest airplane. I was Muna's news when they wrote South by Southwest. I was Muna's news. What if they did it like, you meant Southwest, and they did it like you meant Southwest and they did it like wedding singer vibes over the announcement Katie's walking down the aisle singing like you're gonna

say that on ours that'd be hot that would have made that flight bearable how's home perfect nothing bad here exactly that's what I thought you were going to say. Home is, home is good. My mom, uh, begged me to come back and then you might've seen on Twitter, she was late to lunch with me. Saw it on Instagram. Uh, well I put it everywhere

cause that bitch wronged me and now she's paying the price. I've got people coming after her on the web. So, um, no, I, I am having fun. Saw my mom, saw my cousins,

went to the museum. Um, which kind? Uh, it's called science city. It's not really a museum. It's more of a kids like kids. I love a science museum though because it's interactive.

When you get to play with science yeah that's the stuff yeah that's really powerful when you go to another museum they say don't touch anything it's like what am i here for when you go to a science museum they're like we're gonna make you electric for a second i i uh and they do and i after that we went to the hotel, my aunt, uncle, and their two kids are staying at a hotel with a pool so the kids could swim and I didn't want to swim. So I was down there sitting by the pool, kind of watching the stuff and waiting for them to be done. And they were all in a different part of the pool. So for a little while, it just looked like I was an alone man watching some kids swim and that was pretty

tough like i kept i have kept like fighting the impulse to like yell out to the other adults and be like i have kids here by the way that is that is that is such a anytime i'm like in a space that is designed for children and people who have them yes there is such a impulse to be like, I belong here. I'm here for a reason. People know I'm here and I'm here because I'm cool. Right. And also, I'm not to brag, but kids love me. And I don't know why, but they're often drawn to speaking to me.

And one of the kids in the pool kept being like, hey, why aren't you swimming? And I was like, I can't talk to you, bitch. You're a kid. I'm an adult. We don't talk. This is, I unfortunately am also cursed by the kids who love me, Gene. And when I'm at like a, even just like in line at like a convenience store and there's a kid in line before, ahead of me with his mom. The kid and I will strike up a friendship.

Yeah. We're going to get close. We're going to bond. And then I, then the mom will turn, dads don't care. That has been my experience. Dads are like, literally take them off my hands. You can talk to them as long as you want. Right.

Moms get a little bit, sometimes they'll turn around and be like, why are you, you're weird. And then I feel like being like, no, no, no, I'm cool. Like, I feel like I have to be like, I'm good. Like, we're just buddies. It happens to me on planes a lot too. Kids will like turn around and like, but I have to be like, sorry. Yeah. You have a, you have a childlike presence.

And, and I think that's a compliment. Yeah. I think kids are drawn to me because they see me as a leader i think kids are drawn to you because they see you as peer it's one of them yeah yeah yeah wait you know it sucks this is so this actually doesn't suck but it is i don't know how i feel about it when i was in like third grade god i, I'm so sorry already. Thank you. The third graders had recess right before the kindergartners. And I got left so often at recess because I looked like one to the kindergartners that they would forget to bring me in. That I started doing that on purpose. I would just blend in with the kindergartners when they came out.

But I didn't have to go to school. I feel like you might have told me this at some point. I would just be like, no, no, no. I'm with them because I looked like them. I was their height. I was their size. I had their youthful glow. Disposition, yeah. Yeah.

I was yet to be brought down by the trials and tribulations of the other third graders. So I got to hang out with the kindergartners. Exactly. And that's so powerful. Yeah, I think so. Well, should we bring our guest in? I guess. I'm just kidding.

I would love to. Well, our guest today is a comedy writer and actress from Buenos Aires, Argentina. First of all. She currently lives in Australia. She currently lives in Los Angeles. Don't know why, said Australia. That's not where she lives. And she's appeared and written hot shows

for Comedy Central, Hulu, Apple Plus, and Funny or Die. Please put your paws, mitts, and fins together for our dear, dear sweet friend who's just about as angelic and pure and clean as they come, our guest and friend, Tam Yahia. Hello. Hi, Tam.

Oh, hi. We've begun. We've begun. We've begun. We've begun. Chicos, how are you? I am good. I'm really sad that I'm not with you in person

I just know that right now I'd be sitting on your lap recording if I was there yeah this is genuinely kind of crazy the closest we've ever come to recording with a guest in person was Taylor Ortega and she was in our house but we were in a different room okay

okay if I knew that I wouldn't have come in I thought I was getting the full presence Caleb if you were here I didn't wear a bra you would be suckling on my little teat or big teat you know I would it was fine when Tam said it but Caleb when you agreed

every time I see Tam I'm like like, get that teat out. Let me suckle. Did milk ever come out? Did it? Yes, once. And it was not for me. I actually, I went to a wedding a couple years ago, and there was a pregnant woman, and I said, could I try it? And she squeezed, and a rod of milk came out.

A rod? It was a rod. She said, it's getting hard. And it had like churned. What? And I went. Wait, your milk can spoil in breast? It hardens.

It turns to rods. I'm actually going to throw up. I'm actually going to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Speaking of throwing up quite genuinely, and I sort of alluded to this before the recording, but my paper this morning threw up for, I'm not getting six hours.

So it's no longer morning. Morning to afternoon, and I'm sure into the evening. The fact that it's hot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have a question about the hard milk. I have a question about the hard milk. I have a question about the hard milk. If a baby is eating, drinking, and they get the hard milk, but they're not yet supposed to have solid foods.

Guys, you know it turned me to – I'm going to throw up. No, so say you're a baby. You're too young to have solid foods. You can't chew. You have no teeth. And you're just – you can't digest that yet. You say, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. It comes out.

It's a rod. Sorry. What happens to the kid? What do they do? It chokes because it doesn't have teeth to chew on it yet. And that happens? No, no, no, no. No, it doesn't?

But it has sometimes rods. How does the baby know? Guys, how great is the word rod? I'm going to throw up. I'm really going to be sick. You're going to throw up. Just do it already. Get ready for my pics.

The human body cannot be trusted. I can't believe that milk can harden in breast. I thought breasts were the natural refrigerator. The milk could never spoil. I don't like knowing that. I don't like knowing that. I don't like knowing that that can happen. Guys, we peak too soon. No, no, we're good.

Oh my God. Ew. And I'm sorry, I guess I missed it because I was actually so violently ill from hearing that news. Did you eat the milk spiral? The milk? The curly fry, yes.

Did you eat the milk fry? You did? At the bathroom of a wedding. And I went, nom, nom, nom, nom.

And I actually said, Caleb, I said, not for me. Just like you said, it's literally not for me. It's not for you. It really, it really was not for you.

That was for someone. Do you think that's the grossest thing you've ever eaten? Uh No What is? I can't I'm gonna say it Shit

Human dog Tam I didn't know it And I didn't eat like a whole piece But I ate like A little bit. Shit from whom? From a person that shat on the street.

I thought it was cake. What? Why would you eat cake off the street anyway? I was really drunk. I thought it was cake. I didn't eat it. I just went, uh. I feel like I need to be

escorted out of this building. Has anyone here eaten any shit? I'll say to make you feel like a little better and whatever, whatever, whatever. I've gone on nature walks with guides where they'll be like, and this is it.

And they'll be like, you have to eat. Like, if you're surviving, you'll eat this. And I've tasted the tiniest bit of elephant shit. Oh, amazing. Because elephants, okay, we're getting educational in here. Elephants don't fully digest their food. And if you're in the wild and you're lost and you don't know what food you're allowed to eat, an elephant's shit

will be the food that you're able to eat and you won't get sick. And what did it taste like? It just tasted like a lot of leaves. Not bad. How did the human shit taste?

Like human shit. I can't believe you both have eating shit stories. I gotta say, I've never eaten shit. Caleb, real quick, run into the bathroom. Just so that we can all be on the same page.

Yeah, grow up. Grow up, grow up. Put a little hair on your chest and go eat some shit. Grow up, eat the throw up, then shit, and then eat the shit. Okay, if you were like ready to be murdered and the only way to get out was to eat shit, would you rather eat your own or someone else's you were like ready to be murdered and the only way to get out was to eat shit, would you rather eat your own or someone else's? I would like to be murdered.

No, sorry. Murder is not in the question anymore. No, it was in the question. But you have to do one or the other. Your own or someone else's? I would like for them to kill me. They're not allowed. Oh, I don't believe you. You choose that option and they say, we're not actually allowed.

We just have to slowly torture you for the rest of your life and force feed you shit. Or you get to choose between these two options. And you get it like served in a plate with like a candle. And they'll give you a chaser after if you choose. But if you don't choose,

no chaser, it is a constant shh. Obviously, I would take my own shit. That seems pretty clear. Okay. Caleb, $1 million for a nibble of shit. I know this is even worse than the question you asked. If you would die, then. Not anymore.

A nibble of someone else's shit or a nibble of my own shit? A nibble of someone else's shit. For a million dollars? Yes. Cash, no tax taken out. No. I make a million dollars too easily as it is. I made a million dollars today.

I don't need to eat shit for it. Yeah? Damn. Doing what? Reading. Reading. Puke. Reading manuscripts for underprivileged children.

That's doing that. I read manuscripts from, I wish you would do that for, I wish you would do that for free instead of making them pay a million dollars. Wow. That's not how the world works. Is it?

How many people you think turned off this podcast by now? Zero. Exactly. Zero. They will love this. You little freaks. Tam, do you think you could get away with murder? Yes.

So does Caleb. How would you do it? Or do you not want to tell? I don't want to like. She's like, well, I've already done it. And if I tell you. I would have someone

like have a heart attack, you know, where it's like something. Well, that's not, that's not really what we're talking about. Tam said I would play God. I would have someone have a heart attack, you know, where it's like something. Well, that's not, that's not really what we're talking about. Tim said I would play God. I would have someone have a heart attack. Are you putting like, is it a medic, your medicine? Medicine or like if someone's really stressed, I would be like,

you're a piece of shit. Your life's a failure or like something till they have a heart attack. Oh my God. You would insult them to death. Yes. No. That honestly might work. Some people insult them to death. Yes. No, that honestly might work. Some people are soft like that.

It's very smart. I'm soft like that. That could kill me. Well, you could also, um, you could also cut the brakes on their car. Yeah.

But then you have to wear gloves. Yeah. Get your fingers dirty. You're right. You know how hard it is to wear gloves. Yeah, I know that. Wearing gloves is such a hassle. Yeah, exactly.

What about you, Caleb? Have you already said that on this show? I don't know if you've ever told us on the pod. Yeah, I don't want to talk about how, but I do know that I could get away with murder. But I think even more importantly, I would be really good at bringing life into the world. I would be a really great dad.

And that's what I focused on more lately in my life. But I do know that I'm capable of taking life away as well. So like Father God. Yeah. Father God. God, Father, Father God. Is God our father or is Jesus our father? I think Jesus is our brother

God and yeah Jesus is our brother But like definitely favorite child I didn't know that I'm Jewish Me too Oh amazing Alright Caleb If you guys are Jewish Name one Jewish person

Abraham Myself That'll do it. Yep. That all tracks. Caleb, should we ask her? Yeah, let's just do it because I just want to rip the bandaid off kind of because I get more anxious every minute that we don't ask. Okay, go

ahead. Sam, we brought you here today because we wanted to ask you something that has potential to be a little bit awkward. If you were making a new golden record and sending it to space what would you put on it um first item cheesecake factory's chicken madeira plate okay speak on that what is that um oh god it's a beautiful large plate that has a chicken. Okay. Cheese melted on top of the chicken, asparagus, mushrooms, and a side of mashed potatoes. Has no one here had it? No.

What do you guys order at the Cheesecake Factory? I thought everybody would be like throwing their hands in the air. Caleb's going to order it soon now that he knows, I think. Yeah, I'll get it sometime. I think the last time I went to Cheesecake Factory, the people I went with, we just ordered everything on the appetizer menu and split that. Oh, did you get the Chicken Littles?

Yes. How cute is that name? The Little Chicken, the Chicken Littles. That's the movie, right? There's a movie, Chicken Little. Tam wrote that movie. That's why she was bringing it up. Yeah, she goes,

isn't that a cute name for a food or even a movie or even a movie if you guys have ever seen it um there is a chicken little right it's claymation yes ice there is which it sounds depressing to me yeah chicken little like i don't i don't want to i don't want anything to do with it. I don't think I like the asparagus being on it. Can I say that? Okay. I understand, but I think once it's all mixed together and the cheese makes it

go down your throat all easy and coats it. So the cheese is really melty. It's more of a cheese sauce. Yes, it's not like a hard, cold cheese. It's not like a melted cheese. It's like a cheese sauce. No, it is a melted cheese. Okay, never mind. And then your peak kind of smells like asparagus after, which is a little magical touch. And I don't know what else to do to convince you. God, I wish I would have brought some. The way that they cook the asparagus, and this is actually kind of crucial for me, is it crispy or really not at all?

Not crispy. Okay. So everything mushes beautifully. And you always have some leftovers for the next day. A mushy food that the cheese helps slide down your throat. And then when – I'm – nothing. No, no, you have to say it. You –

No. Nothing. No, no, you have to say it. You. Nope. It gives you really bad indigestion. After talking about eating shit, I'd be bashful about indigestion. I'd be like, your heart will burn a little. Guys, the last time I went to the Cheese cheesecake factory with my mom, I had a chicken Madeira and a glass of red wine. And at one point I turned green and my mom was like, are you okay? Can you breathe? Can you breathe? And I was like, I can't breathe. I thought I was going to have a

heart attack. And then I burped for what felt like 10 minutes straight. And if someone had just insulted you for a couple of minutes, that would have been the end. I, Tam, you said something that thin people love to say that has never worked out for me. Tam said you're guaranteed to have leftovers the next day. It will not happen for me. I will eat the whole thing right then and there. Every time a thin person has ever said that to me, they have taken leftovers and I have eaten like a little bit of theirs in addition to eating all of mine.

Okay, I'm gonna start a little bit of a fight on the pod. That's not true. You have leftovers in the fridge all the time. Name one time I have leftovers in the fridge. You have leftovers

a lot of the time with Szechuan. Well, that's because I over order though. And sometimes with barbecue and also often with barbecue. And also often with wings. Oh, you really fucked him.

He's pissed that I'm calling him thin. For whatever reason he's pissed I'm calling him thin. I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I do have leftovers. That pucker. Caleb, do you remember how many times we made plans to go to *** and we never went once? Caleb and I once went to a *** and my girlfriend has followed by.

She has access to my location. And it just, she was like, are you at a *** right now? And I said, I'm obviously at a *** right now. Me too. I've never been. But you love it. I mean, not. I'm obviously out of shit right now. Me too. I've never been. But you love it. I mean, I'm not. I'm not questioning you. You caught me in a lie.

No, no, no. We're correct either way. I'm like a lawyer on this episode. I'm like, no, no, no. Caleb's lying. Tam's lying. Who's lying? Just by the amount of times Caleb and my friend Joel have talked about shit, I love it.

But I've never been. Oh, my God. Remember when Anya was on the pod sorry that's just to help that was beautiful me and Tam and the group that we're always trying to hang out with have a really beautiful relationship where once every three months we make an elaborate plan

we don't do it and then we try again like another three months later and it doesn't happen again yeah it's really beautiful actually I love it so we've just hung out like once in three years. No, we've hung out three times. Three times, pretty good. In three years, once a year.

This was one of the plans and then you bailed. I didn't bail. I'm at home. I know. It's actually kind of like for me to call it bailing. A little bit. Damn, okay. I like that addition. Do you want the aliens to eat it and if so are you

going to send them any kind of warning about the indigestion are you just gonna let them figure out what it does to their body i would just send it but served on a cheesecake factory menu i was gonna say i was gonna give one addendum to your item, which, you know, is a dicey take. But I was going to say, I want them to see the whole menu. I want them to know everything that they serve there. Don't you think it actually would have been better to just send the menu? No, they need to try one thing. They need to try one, and it's the chicken Madeira. Subject, over.

Period. Next question. Okay, what's the next item? What is the next item? The feeling of, I'm so nasty. The feeling of flossing your tooth and smelling the floss. Okay, and here's what I'll say. When other people floss, not giving any notes about like what happens when I do it, what does it smell like?

Who here does it? You do it. Oh, thank God. I do, but I'm just asking the general area. Caleb, no. I'll tell you what it comes out of my teeth. He smelled it. I can tell.

Oh, yeah, he has. Does the word a smell of zoo animals ring a bell? Does the word a bell? Does the word afford? Does the word, does the word a smell of zoo animals ring a bell? Now, now, now let me ask you, does this phrase, which is not a word but a phrase and is also not a popular phrase, does it ring a bell to you at all? But yeah, it kind of does. Does the word a smell of zoo animals ring a bell?

My lord. My lord. Does one of those things where you like a bell kick? Yeah. But does it? Yeah. It rings a bell.

When you floss and do smell it, which is something I've done, I do. It sucks. You hate it. I love it. That's why I wanted to send it to you. What do you love about it? Because I'm disgusting. Yeah, well, that's.

Caleb, are you okay? I'm staying in a building. I'm staying in a loft building that is attached to a bicycle shop and a pizza restaurant. And there... It has been... Someone's having a party. It has been since the moment i arrived complete chaos this

this afternoon i awoke and yes i slept until afternoon this afternoon i awoke to um pounding on the door and i went and opened it and i said what and this guy said exterminator kitchen and bathroom and then some woman behind him in a suit saw how pissed off i was and she goes we don't have to do this one we can get it another time and then they just left so now you know that there's something in there i hear it i mean it's insane there's like a there's like a dog what i would describe what i'm hearing on my end and i don't know if the listeners will get it is a party with dogs like a house party with dogs uh what's that baha men it's the baha men are they dancing to who let the dogs out casey put it in god i miss when annie was on the pod annie defranco

oh thank you you got my reference they're playing they're playing a they're playing a club remix of the austin powers theme song which actually goes kind of crazy i have i was gonna say that doesn't sound bad it definitely bangs i'm kind of i kind of wish i was shaking my ass with them right now because it sounds good do you want to go i take i take you guys with me no if i knew them i would go I take you guys with me. No, if I knew them, I would go and take you guys with me, but I don't know them. We're strangers, practically. Can I tell you what it looked like when you first heard it

and took your headphone out? What? I thought, without a doubt, something really, really bad was happening. Me too. Right outside your window. Me too. You were watching someone get, like, slain.

The only bad thing happening outside my window is that it's raining. Oh, that's depressing. It's been raining all day. Yeah. Well, it's kind of nice though. Don't you feel when you leave LA and you go somewhere and it's raining? No. Bye.

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are disgusting i do think it's important that they know that like i think there's something about aliens knowing when if they choose to come down here that it's not gonna be like imagine think you were going to like the cleanest nicest place in the world and ending up at like the grossest it's like wouldn't you rather know. I was going to give an example of nicest and worst and then I was like, I'm going to get myself in trouble no matter what I say. I would rather them not think, because also that shows that we're humble and down to earth.

Exactly. We're not killing machines. Literally, we're down at earth. We're down literally at earth. We're down in earth. I think it does humanize us you don't want to kill somebody who's pathetic

and we look pretty pathetic in some of these yeah we want them to punch up and killing us would be punching down correct but also they could just be like exterminate them immediately 911 yeah they could do what they're doing to your apartment right now

they could do to us, which is like, this would be taken care of. They're not doing it to my apartment, babe. They didn't get in. Do you guys think 911 exists for aliens? Okay. Okay. Do you think 911 exists for every country?

As that number or in concept? As the number. I know that it doesn't. No, it's different numbers. I always think about that. I only know... Wait, you're from... Aren't you from Buenos Aires?

Yeah, but I don't remember. I mean, I never called 911 when I lived there. So I have to shift. I did. They have a different number, but I don't remember what it is. I hope it's like something one one

that's actually a really interesting question though do you think aliens have cops and are they cool what if aliens have cops and their cops are really cool they fucking are well

they run everything here too but I was gonna be like they literally run the world it's like well they're like badass they're like really cool progressive cops

they're fully nude too everyone else is close i'm wanting some nude cops yeah on aliens on aliens god damn it i want to be an be with an alien okay that answers the question that i sometimes ask which is is fucking an alien bestiality? No, absolutely not. No worries. Have you ever watched like big monster porn with or like with a big alien with a slimy dick? I've watched Old Greg. What is that?

You don't know Old Greg? Do you know Old Greg? I don't know what that is. Oh, well, I'm not going to go into into it but it's like an old bbc sketch oh my god and it's uh about like a like a a water man oh like uh yeah like shape of water shape of water no case, have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, okay.

Casey knows. He's like a water man. Yeah, he's a water man. He's green. He's just a trout. Yeah, I'm like, he's a water man. It's a fish. It's fully a fish.

And I'm like, like a person, but if it was in the water. His name's Greg. No, he's just weird, and he's trying to fuck the guy. Oh, it's gay. Do you guys get it? I think it's ultimately problematic. If I were to get really into it, I think it's definitely. Well, gay people can be problematic.

Caleb lit up when he realized it was gay. Oh, I love to see gay people. Well, I mean, sometimes. When I say ultimately, I think it's problematic. I think what I would change it to say is it is absolutely problematic. And I liked it in middle school. And if I were to watch it now, I would say this does not hold up. But you jerked off to it. You fiddle diddled. If you see this video and you think I fiddle diddled to it, I sweardle to it. It would really change the way you think of me. And all of you at home.

But you did, right? You flicked your bean to the video? Caleb's not allowed to say flicked your bean. Flicked your bean is a disaster. You dug around. Caleb knows what he's allowed and not allowed to say. You dug around in there? You watched the video and dug around in there?

Caleb, how do you think women masturbate? They dig around. Dug around makes me just as queasy as when I said rod for you. I think when women masturbate or people with vaginas, they dig around. Okay, well. Is that incorrect? Don't you think on some level that's true? I don't think you're ever digging around.

Kind of is is but digging around implies something's coming out you guys don't want to give it to you guys don't want to give it to me but it is kind of digging around no i think you're thinking something different than what happens oh fuck was i doing it wrong yeah because the last time i had sex with a vagina, I was digging around. Yeah, and I got to say, no, no, no, no, no. You don't think there's some aspect of digging around? I don't think I would ever categorize what happens as digging around. And I think if someone were to be like, dude, I dug around in there, I would say you didn't do it right.

Pulling things back, poking around, digging around. But somehow flicking the bean makes sense, guys. Thank you. The aliens must

take us now. Caleb also said flicking the bean. But that's a popular one. I have said, how do women masturbate? It's underground. And I should have said

people with vaginas. That's where he got it right. I think I also got it kind of right with digging around. No, I think you did. I think you're, I think he's wrong. Digging around with Caleb. Would it make you guys feel better if I called it rifling through there? No, because I imagine that you're like an actual rifle.

Rifling around in there? I'm not having fun anymore. Someone was making a mess. What if we called it making a mess? That's true. It's not always true. Well, sometimes. Should we be crying?

Yeah. Yeah, stuff doesn't like come out, Caleb. I'm just so upset. what stuff comes out what a chicken madeira comes out you dig around until you find the chicken madeira wrong hole wrong hole wrong hole i'm sweating profusely out of every pore. This is the grossest episode we've ever done. I'm going to start saying the small world ride or something going forward. I can't keep going.

Going forward is like flowers and sunshine. A picture of a beach. The beanie baby with the rainbow. Care bears. No, care bearsanie baby with the rainbow. Care Bears. No, Care Bears can fuck. Care Bears can fuck.

Care Bears dig around in each other. Hey, I think before we talk about the rest of Tam's filthy record, we should probably go to a break for ads. Okay. I'm sorry to whoever's advertising. Yeah, and keep in mind, people pay for us to talk about their products on this podcast.

Keep that in mind. On this podcast. On Digging Around with Caleb and Shelby. Welcome back to a beautiful day where nothing goes wrong with Caleb and Shelby. Welcome back to a beautiful day where nothing goes wrong with Caleb and Shelby. Welcome back to a beautiful day where nothing goes wrong with Caleb and Shelby. We're back with our guest, Tam.

Tam, we are so excited to have you here. We wanted to ask you, what might be next on your records? Okay, what's next? Wait, you had a story. Oh God, I do have a story, but we can scratch one of the things from my record in exchange for this story Oh yeah tell your story We were talking about nothing

coming out when you fiddle diddle When you root around in your vagina And before we continue what I'll say to the listeners is our producer Anya sort of came down on me very hard during the commercial break. She said, you're being too hard on Caleb. You're being too hard on Caleb.

Sometimes stuff does come out. Finally. Finally. Finally. Finally. Finally. Finally. Finally. Finally. Shelby never gets reprimanded for being too hard on me. Finally, someone said to me, now that Anya's in the space, I'm finally getting some recognition. It's really, really hard to say an apology when I'm getting interrupted like this. And as a woman...

I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. like this. And as a woman. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. Guys, I'm Latina. I'm Latina. I'm a gay man.

I can't be. I'm Jewish and gay. I can't be misogynistic. I'm a gay man. Okay. Move on. Wait, everybody say your identities. Everybody say your identities really quick.

I'm fat and gay. Shelby, you go. I don't know. Lesbian. Lesbian. Jewish and gay. Shelby, you go. I don't know. Lesbian, Jewish, short. Bi, I think. Tam. I'm Latina. I'm a Latina.

Okay, Latina. I'm a Latina. I'm a Jew. And I'm bisexual. Do you know that? Oh my God. Bi's in the room. Oh yeah, Shelby's bi.

Sorry, I said lesbian. That was wishful thinking, everybody. Caleb's desperate for me to only fuck women for the rest of my life I'm trying to erase bisexuality on an individual level not on a map he doesn't believe in bi erasure globally but on an individual he goes

it's like go to the people act locally well Joel doesn't believe I'm bisexual either and I'm just gonna stop trying to prove it to him he can go fuck himself exactly look I believe in it I just think on an individual level I'm trying to root it out I think it's simpler

for me I like when people are one thing I agree then I'm straight but I'm still Latina and I'm Jewish and I was an undocumented immigrant at one point thank you that's really powerful how bad do you feel for me horrible what was your story At one point. Thank you. That's really powerful. How bad do you feel for me? Horrible.

What was your story? Should we cut that part out? No. No, not at all. Are you kidding? Anyway, things do come out, but usually it isn't objects. Right. And if it is an object, it's okay to ask for help.

And you can go to the hospital if you need to. Which is exactly what happened to the story I'm going to tell. Yes! Okay, okay. My best friend, who I don't speak to anymore because she's a piece of shit. She had, like, very intense sex with this guy. And she had these crazy decorative pillows with black feathers coming out of the edge of the pillow. Oh, no. So the sex happens, whatever.

And then the next day she starts pissing black. Oh. And discharging black. And she's like, something's not right. And I'm like, go to the doctor. And she's like, I'll let it pass. No. Day two.

You're pissing black. You go to the doctor. I don't care what happened'll let it pass. Day two. You're pissing black. You go to the doctor. I don't care what happened. I don't know if she was pissing black. I think she was discharging black. Same difference. Either way. Okay.

Well, giving her some credit. No, no, no. She deserves it. But day three, she says, Tam, there's a stench. I said, it's time to go to the doctor now. It's time to go to the doctor when there's a stench that's so true she goes

and they do the thing that they open up and they pull out they dig around they dug around and would you say and would you say that she had sex with the doctor

yes because she's a piece of shit they dug around him. Would you call that having sex? Yes. Okay, no worries. Just checking. Well, then.

Well, that's problematic. We'll get back to it. Okay. But guess what they pulled out. It's very easy to guess. A long black feather. Ugh. From the pillow.

How did it get in there? Disgusting. Disgusting. He put it there? I think there was like a lot of like, I think what happened was, you know when guys do that thing where they put a pillow under you because they think it's going to like get better grip or whatever. Like, you don't know what I'm talking about? I hate that. I know.

So I think he put the pillow and one of the feathers bent over and then it went in and with his penis, he pushed it in, in, in, in. He jammed it into her with his dick. And then she had feather pussy. No, no, no. That's the medical term. That's the medical term. She had feather pussy. Yeah, that's the medical term that's the medical term she had

yeah that is the medical term you're right i hate when it started to stink while she she had feather pussy and it started to stink so she had to go get it dug out that's what happened that's right my mom can't listen to this episode no and she's not my she's not like a buttoned up woman but she has to you guys i have to tell you i haven't even told shelby this yet tam and i certainly haven't told you i was at i was with my aunt and my uncle last night hanging out and they told me that recently my grandma was over at their house now my uncle listens to the podcast every episode and they had decided to look me up on YouTube. I don't know why with my grandma and they pulled up an episode of our

podcast and they said there was an episode maybe like two or three weeks ago that they pulled up the YouTube video of it. And I, and, and I said to Shelby something like, Oh, I had a dream about you. And Shelby said, say more about that. And I said like very plain face like I want to fuck you and they said that my grandma my grandma just went and then they turned it off they played the pot first of all my grandma should have never been played the podcast but they played that clip and my grandma was like very very taken

aback by I have a question do we still count that you kidding I count that view? Kidding. I count every view, baby. I count every view, baby. But does YouTube? You know what I mean? Well, what do we do?

We tell our parents our parents. Like my mom would care. My mom's worse than I am. But do we tell them? Oh, by the way, my mom's on OnlyFans. Follow her. Is that true? Yeah.

That's actually one of the objects I'm sending to the aliens. Literally, plug it, plug it. Free clap for the girly. My mom's OnlyFans paid is hot Argentina mommy. Yes. Uh-huh. And what is she doing on there? They've started as tasteful ass pics, and now it's just like pure titties and like feet

and a little bit of pussy and then you can see my dad taking the picture on the closet like in the mirror king king king king how what do you mean by a little bit of pussy we're not getting full pussy or what's like not lit but, but there's a little bush. For Christmas, she did a picture of... It was all nude with a... What are those called? A wrapping bow? A bow above the pelvis.

So that's what I... Do you think she has... And you're subscribed. Do you think she has and you're subscribed she has plans to go full pussy um i think if the price is right she's starting to get tipped so and i she wants to make a thousand dollars a month okay listen i love a girl boss um but you guys should subscribe it's very cheap i priced it at 599, which I know it's not that cheap. But, like, you're supporting a family business here. Father takes the pictures.

I write the captions. Mama showed the pussy. You write the captions. Yeah, I do. I love that. I love this family business. I can't get enough of it in so many ways. The bio is 100% Argentinian steak.

And they say that's the best steak there is, by the way. Do you think mom and dad will ever start doing like dual content? Like are we ever going to get cock? Never. You will never get cock. My mom, I think my mom's really ashamed of my dad's penis, truly. She says it looks like a little piece of liver. No. Do you want us to, as one of our promo videos for this episode, cut together an ad

for the onlyFans. Oh my God, please, please. Okay, I'm gonna, Casey sent me the tape. I'm gonna call her and she's gonna say, and I'll tell her I promoted you and she's gonna be like, yes! Tam, can you do us a favor and can you just look straight down your camera really quick

and give an impassioned plea for the OnlyFans? Really sell it. Hey guys, as an immigrant family, really sell it. Hey, guys. As an immigrant family, it's been really tough for us. My mom wakes up every day at 3 in the morning to drive a food truck. That's one of her jobs. The other job is she's got an OnlyFan page. It's called Hot Argentina Mami.

I read the captions, dad takes the pictures, and she poses. Brings the goods. Sometimes you see a little bit of one of her dogs in the background or dad in the reflection. Subscribe, $5.99, priced by me. And tips are encouraged. And she will send you underwear if you pay for it. I feel like... Worn?

Worn? Used underwear, I'm guessing? guessing used and she wears sexier underwear than i do obviously obviously obviously hot argentina mommy only fans casey sent me the tape i'm making magic with that you got it oh my god tam what is what is next on your records? Um, a first class airplane ticket. Yes.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Thank you for saying this. Speak on that. Speak on that. Speak on that. It's so good.

I've only done it once. Yes. Caleb did it once and decided that is it? Like it was night and day to him. Caleb, how nice is it? They bring you little oranges and fruits. Oh, they bring you everything. Tam, I had to, I really only fly first class now, except for my flight to Kansas city. There's an air, there's a pilot strike going on with the flight. I usually take to Kansas city. I had to fly Southwest and we can keep their name in. It was a fucking nightmare. I had to stand. I had to stand with other people.

I had to sit in seats that were not even comfy. I mean, I'm really going to cry. It was so disgusting. I love when Caleb goes out of his way to not be a man of the people. He's like, I had to see people, touch other people. I had to, I had other people i had to i had to i had oh my god the boarding process is so bad i mean there's just it's it's first class is such an experience if you can afford it please get up there please try for me and for my immigrant family get up there get up there i feel no i do not i don't know if you feel this way i don't feel bad at all about talking about how much i love first class because I grew up extremely poor. Same.

So I want to be in first class, bitch. What are we talking about? Absolutely. I don't think you have to feel bad. What I will say is this. I like Southwest. You know that. Everyone knows that.

Whatever. There is something so truly mortifying about when everyone's lined up and maybe you didn't get in line right away and you have to go person to person and be like, 17? Someone's like, 21. Be 17. And you're like, okay away and you have to like go person to person and be like 17 someone's like be 17 21 and you're like okay and you have to because you have to line up by number yes and like that moment where they're already lined up and you're trying to find your place it's like those exercises you used to do in gym class where they would be like silently line up by birthday and you would be like and then everyone would be like she's June 4th you know and then you're like okay so you'd 4th you know and then you'd be like okay so you'd have to move person to person

that's how I feel when you go up to because I never want to talk to a person so I'm walking around and I'm just like okay it's not right

I show my ticket I just show my ticket I'm like and then they'll be like or they'll be like and then I have to and then you keep having to do that

everybody that's why they're like at Southwest you're a family it's because you had to go do that. That's why they're like, at Southwest, you're a family. It's because you had to go through the trauma of lining up. Yes, yes. You went through the trauma. And now you are like a family.

I did feel bonded to my Southwest survivors. Yeah, because by the time you're on there, you're like, we just did something so hard together. Southwest Airlines does not have customers, honey. They have survivors. If you can make it through a Southwest flight, you can make it anywhere. I really did. By the time, and when you get on a Southwest flight, you're kind of in the middle of boarding. You're in the middle group and you're like, all right, I'm going to try and find either a row that already only has one person so you can try and keep a seat open

or get your own, ideally. And then you're so close to the end, people are trickling in. You're like, I'm going to get my own row. This is going to be perfect. And then someone takes the seat next to you. That's one of the most harrowing experiences I could. That's trauma. Capture.

That's trauma. That's trauma. If you find yourself having to fly in a three seat row, say you're in economy. If you find yourself having to do that, listeners, you need to get the window seat and then make yourself big and sick looking. You need to make yourself look as physically ill as possible.

But it's your, like, I remember when I used to, when I used to fly economy for stuff, I would be like itching myself a lot and like looking remember when i used to when i used to fly economy for stuff i would be like itching myself a lot and like looking like i was gonna throw up sometimes i would even hold up the little bag to my face and i breathe into it whatever you have to do to get people to keep on walking if there's one empty seat on that flight it will be the one next to you that's really your

cards right but it only works on southwest because then if you have a person next to you then you're just like making their day real shitty on purpose. Yeah. Like if they know. If it's like united. Yeah. Sorry. If it's a sign.

If it's a sign and you're like itching, they're like, okay. I literally have no choice but to be here. I also don't, I don't need the pilot to be a comedian. Is that okay to say? No, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. I don't mind it, guys. Like, leave him alone. Tim's like, I love that. Tim's like, I need it. A little bit of personality. No, personality, sure. I hate jokes in general, so yes, I agree.

I don't need a comedian, but like the... A plane has crashed through the studio everything is okay um but wait caleb i wanted to ask you something have you ever flown in i think it's virgin where you get the little pods that have a door that closes. I've seen images. No, I have not done that. The closest I've come to that was when I flew first class to London on British Airways. That was very chic, but there was no door. A door, you guys.

That was my only experience. I was going to say, you said you went once and you got the door? I got the door. And I'll tell you this. I got in trouble during that flight for painting my nails. Because I never thought. I don't think they can get in trouble for that. I don't think they – we're shocked that you're in trouble, not that you did it, to be clear. Like, okay, it's not bad that I did it, first off.

Second of all, I know it smells strong, but I didn't think about it. I guess the whole front, the first class cabin smelled like chemicals. And people were worried. Oh, people were worried. Someone snitched. Oh, here's what I will say. People in first class are fucking snake losers. I can't stand the people up there. Now, they're very rich, and that's nice in a way.

Correct. These people, I mean, you're talking about first class these these people that fly up there they have they will let the flight attendant bring them pajamas and then tuck them into bed i have seen grown men tucked into bed by flight attendants it is insane what do you think happens for them at home like what like do you know what I mean? Like, I haven't been tucked in, I don't, since maybe I was six. I'll come tuck you in. Thank you. And I'll eat your pussy too. I'm just kidding.

Yeah. Caleb's using his breath. Bye, guys. bye guys i tried i tried to tuck shelby in and eat her out every night that we were together so good luck damn this is she won't let you i bet you now's when your grandma goes oh your grandma's turning it off again she keeps tuning in to see if you've changed to see if you've changed. To see if I've stopped being aggressively straight on the pod. Here's what I will say. Tam, I'm with you.

First Class should be on the records, but we need to send a version. We need to create a version. They need to create an airline where it's all First Class vibes, but only poor people get to be in there because rich people ruin everything. Correct. Poor people in First class is such a vibe

because we're all so grateful. Don't you love people passing you by when you're in first class? Go into the back of the plane. Caleb says I can't look at poor people. I can't look at them. I feel bad because it should...

Here's the thing. Their flying experience shouldn't have to be bad. We should all be having a good time. I'm having a great time, but we should all be having a good time. You're right. I guess I'm a terrible person. It's just, I never fly second class.

Imagine if there was a, I mean, I never fly first class. I only fly. Imagine if there was a third class, like in the Titanic. There is. It's spirit.

It's spirit and Southwest is not much better have both of you flown spirit before yes yes i and well obviously but um when i flew spirit there was more turbulence than i've ever experienced on any other flight in my life and it almost felt like that was part of it the plane wasn't supposed to be up there. It wasn't ready to fly. That's shit. It was literally like, oh, okay. This is why I guess it was more affordable is because we have a higher likelihood of death.

Yes. And I like to think, oh, that's not how it, like I've had the thought before of like, bless you. Thank you. And may God bless you. Not from me. And may God bless you both. I don't wish you a you. Not from me. And may God bless you both. I don't wish you a bless.

No, sorry. If I could interject. May God bless you. And actually, stop what you're saying. Both of you be quiet. Okay. May God bless you, Shelby. No, hold on.

And may God bless you, Tam. Hold on, hold on. No, no, no. May God bless you, Tam. No, no, no. Let me say something. Stop. I want God to bless.

I want to say something. No. Stop. You stop. I want God. No, you stop. Go ahead. I want God to bless you. Stop. You stop. I want God. No, you stop. Go ahead. I want God to bless you.

Quit. I want God to bless you. Thank you. God bless you. Yeah, God bless you, Shelby. God bless you, Caleb. I love you, Caleb. I love you, Shelby.

Tam, Tam, stop. I want God to bless you, Tam. And if I could add on to what Caleb was saying, I want God to bless you, Tam. Thanks. I'm going to cut Shelby off, and then was saying, I want God to bless you, Tam. Thanks. I'm going to cut Shelby off. And then Tam,

I'm going to stop you from what you're saying. I want God to bless you both because I love you both. Thanks so much. I wish nothing but the worst for both of you, honestly, but I also wish God would bless you, which is a sort of a double edged sword. Okay.

Powerful. That's powerful. What makes a budget airline cheaper if it's not that it's the likelihood that you'll die? It is the likelihood that you'll die. It's the experience from the moment you walk into the airport until, frankly, the week after the flight when you finally had time to process everything that happened to you.

Yep. It's a lot of times the company of people you're going to be with. I will say I have never, the craziest meals I've ever seen people bring onto a plane have been on spirit or Southwest. I have seen people bring the most fucked up, disgusting, nauseous, like smelling.

I thought you were just going to call it nauseous. Like when people like how sometimes like my Jewish grandmother might say food, like they bring out my nauseous. Yeah. Um, I have another question if I may about budget airlines. Like my Jewish grandmother might say food. Like they bring roast moshes. I have another question, if I may, about budget airlines. What?

Are the pilots worse? I really love your questions. They have to be. To be like, why would you, if they're the same, why would you as a pilot go to school to be a pilot, get the lessons to be a pilot, and then be like, why would you, if they're the same, why would you as a pilot go to school to be a pilot, get the lessons to be a pilot, and then be like, I want to be on the bad plane? Like, they have like a little bit more of an alcoholism. Yeah, like a little bit more depression. A little bit more depression. A little bit more likely to crush the little guy.

Here's the big question. Why does it have to be bad in general? Why does flying have to be so fucking general? Why does flying have to be so fucking bad? It's so bad. Because we're flying. That's crazy. It could be easy though. It used to be fun. There used to be couches. People could smoke. Bring back smoking on planes. I said that when I was on an airplane yesterday. Please, I am- Bring back smoking. I think that you would love it, Caleb, if I chain smoked in your face and ate a chicken matara while I was on.

I would love it. I'd be so happy for you. Everyone should be happy. And like nice martini glasses. Oh, yeah. Maybe a piano player. What? A pianist.

You want a full piano on there? Yeah. Weight-wise? I'm thinking about the plane going down. Yeah, but there'd be less people and less luggage in exchange for the piano. One piano's not going to take the plane. Tam, I have a question.

If you had to delete one thing from the record, it doesn't have to be the big stuff. It doesn't have to be war. It doesn't have to be poverty. What would you delete? I'm going to alienate three quarters of the population with this, but the shrug emoji. I hate it. It triggers me bad.

Okay. What are you talking about? This one, right? The guy that goes like this? I hate it so much. Why do you hate her? I hate it only when it's a woman, actually, now that you say that. Now that's interesting.

Because when a dude does it, I'm like, oh, you're cute. When a girl does it. This is why it's hard to be a woman in America. Kidding. Go ahead. I would never text anyone the shrug emoji under any circumstances

except for if I was telling them I hate the shrug emoji. Because you as a woman should be sure, by the way. Do you not feel this way about the shrug emoji? Caleb, you've texted me

the shrug emoji before. No, ma'am. I have not. I do not text the shrug emoji. Okay, see? It's not in my not. I do not text the shrug emoji. Okay, see? It's not in my tops. I will say there is something like annoyingly bashful about the actual one. The only one that I will sometimes use, which I usually use in irony,

is the typed out one that's like, that one I like, that one I like. I use that guy. But the actual like, it's like that one I like but the actual like the woman why are you being that way totally if you were talking to someone and you were like hey do you want to go to dinner

tonight and they were like I never want to see your face again Tam what do you think it is about you that makes you okay with the boy and not the girl because when a guy does it i'm like a silly boy and when a girl does it i'm like uh you think you're so fucking special your life is so good i thought it was gonna be more like oh like like women are trying like you know like

when women like pretend like well yeah like when teen girls will be like, I'm so dumb. Yes. That's this. Yeah, I'm coming. You put it so perfectly. And then when guys do it, it's kind of like, I don't know. Yeah. Like silly little boys.

You know what else I hate? And I would eradicate from this earth when people text thoughts, fuck off. Give an example. Give an example. Give an example. Like, I'm thinking we should go to dinner tonight. I'll make us a reservation for 7.30. Be at my house at 7. Thoughts?

It's like, you don't want my thoughts. You already made the plan. I will say this. I don't mind it in that context, but what I do mind is like, if I don't answer in 15 minutes and then I get a follow-up thoughts question mark then I'm like okay I'll get back to you so you don't like it I don't like to know thoughts I'm

fine with the thoughts at the end of a sentence okay that's you're just it's like they want to be like is that does that work like it's just like another way to say does that work but if you say something if someone says something to you rather and then a couple minutes pass by you're doing something you're busy you're living your life you're a person with agency and then someone says thoughts it's like well i was getting to you and i haven't had them yet i haven't had my thoughts yet basically it's the question mark after a long silence yes yes atrocious behavior and if you're gonna bump just say bump say bump. Bump? Who says bump? Oh, in an email.

Well, nobody, but they should. That's what I think. The thoughts question mark bump makes me angry, but something that makes me absolutely homicidal is in a work context email when somebody says thanks in advance. Yes. I will fucking kill you, dog. Do not thank me in advance because I'm not doing it.

Yeah, the cockiness, the arrogance, the audacity. I can't stand things in advance. Oh, I can't stand things in advance. Oh, things in advance. I didn't say I would do that. Now I definitely don't want to do it. I fucking hate things in advance. It makes me so pissed off.

I hate it too. And I can't, I, yeah, I never thought about Thanks in Advance. I just kind of like black out when I read it, you know? Thanks in Advance makes me homicidal. It makes me want to go, it makes me want to go nuts, nuts. Should we like start a movement against this? Yeah, what kind? Like a petition on like moveon.org.

A moveon.org petition about not saying things we don't want to hear? Change.org. I don't want to hear this stuff anymore. Get this to the president. I don't want to hear thoughts. Get this across Biden's desk. Tam, what were the remaining items? I think we're kind of at the end of our time here.

What were the remaining items on your record that we didn't get to? Honestly, I feel like I said four items. The last one, it's my favorite Pen15 episode called Grammy. Yeah. That's it. Great episode. Great show. When the Grammy says, you know. She says, you know I drink my medication with Sherry.

You know that part? I don't remember it, but I mean that's iconic. She says, you know I drink my medication with sherry you know that part I don't remember it but I mean that's iconic she says you know I'm going to say it 15 times in a row you know I take my medication with sherry that actress is amazing she's probably dead now

I'm obsessed this was a perfect record, in my opinion. Tam, do you want to tell people where they can find you? OnlyFans. Yeah, you can find my mom on OnlyFans or me on Sesame Street. Just kidding. You can find me on Twitter.

I'm danceswithtamys. Or on Instagram, I am Tamara Yahia. That's Y-A-J-I-A. Everybody go follow Tam. Tam, we love you. Thank you for being here. I love you more. Tam, we love you.

Thank you for being here. Bye. Bye, guys. That was a Hidgum Original.