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Starting point is 00:02:46 It's KFC and Feidelberg. And at times in life, we've been on opposite ends of the spectrum. And in other areas, we are the overlapping of the Venn diagram. And right now, it's one of those moments. I walked into the office and I saw Feidelberg. And he was walking like this. I said, how are we doing? He said, not great.

Starting point is 00:03:11 What'd you do? I don't. I mean, I do know. Well, I don't. He's going to say, I don't know. But then he's going to be like, I was lifting my refrigerator up the stairs. My back kind of hurts now. No, it wasn't.

Starting point is 00:03:22 It wasn't my fridge. I was at the gym and I was just doing dips. It wasn't like a heavy weight thing. I just said, well, I guess it was my body. And like you, yesterday, I woke up in the morning. You got to listen to your body, guys. I woke up in the morning, and I was like, I feel like shit. I'm not doing anything today.

Starting point is 00:03:42 I came to the office. I left the office because I was like, I really don't feel good. I got halfway home. I turned around. I said, I won't come back. I'm feeling a little better, a little fresher. You need to do that. The fuck?

Starting point is 00:03:53 Did you have something to do? We were editing the sketch and stuff like that, but not really. The editing process of the sketch is mostly me sitting there and keeping the guys company. It's a really good sport of ours about i don't really contribute too much i was gonna say don't the editors edit but okay um it's great to have you in the room i guess great locker room guy yeah yeah great locker room but the uh the then i got home and i was like i'm just gonna go to the gym now bro wait that's such a final break thing like imagine if like like we just like sat at jackie's apartment while she edited the podcast that's what you're doing yeah basically i mean i can understand why because

Starting point is 00:04:34 it like skits are like you know you're acting you're more into it i'm sure you you do have a little more input whereas with this it's like yeah Whatever, you know? But I know for a fact if Fido Berg just was like, did his part, and then it's time for you to do your thing, he'd be like, do you think Paz needs to be in the room? He thinks I don't care, but I do care. But then I don't want to be the guy who's overstepping my bounds. That's literally exactly what it is. Yup.

Starting point is 00:05:02 So I'll just sit in the corner the whole time. Okay. I'll be there, but I just won't say a fucking word paz will have like two questions for me right 15 hours if it's anything i like it and he goes great and that's it um all right anyway but i got home and i was i i was i got to the gym i was just doing dips and and i don't know i can't do dips it's well i know i'm trying to work on that well first of all what do you fucking care about doing i i find that funny like if you work out to to be in to be in shape and like feel good cool I think the people who like...

Starting point is 00:05:46 And it all works together, so I get it. But if you really, as an adult, if you really care what your bench or your squat is or what you can deadlift or whatever, it's like, what do you fucking care about? It's just like a competition thing. For example, I was home at parts this weekend and my dad's in the gym he has like a peloton and every

Starting point is 00:06:07 single time i ride the peloton i turn it on it shows me what the record is for that ride i go five minutes i'm like i'm beating that fucking record that i i don't i don't that doesn't come surprising from you because i do know how competitive you are but like to me if if i could like lift the bar but that kept me in shape somehow i'd be like i don't give a fuck you know what i mean like if i looked good and felt good but everyone was like you can't you can't you know you can only squat 100 pounds i'd be like whatever dude you have to do like 500 pounds that sucks for you but obviously that's why i who you know i'm couch glancy and you you but like ultimately i agree like ultimately i i if i just looked good i wouldn't care but i don't

Starting point is 00:06:51 well here's the problem though you there's different types of like in shape and different bodies i'm literally melting into this couch like i can feel my body doing it and it's actually a welcome change like it feels good stiff like i'm just like i'm sorry you like it like you need to be you can't do dips bro because your body is it's like doing a boulder like your body you're very strong and in shape but your body is so brolic that it's not meant to dip it's meant to lift other weights it can't lift its own weight that's insane it is like you need to be like a like lean guy where you have muscle but you don't have a lot of weight to push you know to put you know yeah like it doesn't work we were at the uh we were at the i was at the amusement party the other day and they had this fucking scam of all scams this carnival game i've never seen this

Starting point is 00:07:40 before maybe this is common i don't know just hold on to a bar for two minutes oh i've seen that in bars yeah so in bars it's a minute so that's my point so you hold on to it and it goes and it lifts you up as high as you need to so if you're a kid it goes up a little bit if you're an adult it goes way up and it's two minutes do you know how long two minutes is it's when you're just sitting there like doing almost anything for two straight minutes even if i was just like put your arms out for two minutes by the end of it. You're like, so I mean, I watched, you know,

Starting point is 00:08:08 Keegan wanted to do it and a bunch of kids, nobody lasted more than 15 seconds. First of all, the bar rolls and shit. It's like, you know, such a scam, but two,

Starting point is 00:08:16 it's not even close. It's not even like you're almost at the end and you know, you're, I'm going to get your money. Cause you're going to try it again. And again, it's like, Oh,

Starting point is 00:08:23 I didn't even come fucking remotely close to it. And the guy said, every, there's always these meat heads who show up and they hop on. you know, I'm going to get your money because you're going to try it again and again. It's like, I didn't even come fucking remotely close to it. And the guy said, every, there's always these meatheads who show up and they hop on and they're like, I got this. They start banging out pull-ups.

Starting point is 00:08:32 They do one arm. They're like, I got this. And then like a minute in, they're like, oh shit. I've been hanging every day. It's impossible.

Starting point is 00:08:39 I've been trying to get a minute and I can't. It's one of the most like pull-ups and that sort of like upper body thing is like the hardest thing, even when you're in shape. I was at a bar. I've seen it in a couple of bars. Not a ton, but a couple.

Starting point is 00:08:51 But one in particular on the Upper West Side fairly recently. And I think it was the NHL playoffs or whatever that was. And they have that, where it's, like, hang on this bar, and you will get, like, I think it's, like's a free beer and a t-shirt or something like that. And we had a weird mix of people with us. It was like Nate, Pat, Joey, all the gay people. I could see Pat doing it. Yeah, me, Nate, Matt, Joey. That's all the gay guys today.

Starting point is 00:09:20 What a weird crew. How'd this happen? We all fucked each other after uh if you ever catch that force them out that's an orgy waiting to happen i think there were some other people there too but whatever the point is the uh um that thing was there yeah and and i think some people like you should try it and and i was like i can never do that that's not for you and then the bartender was like you have no fucking chance at this. Yeah. And I didn't. But I bet you Pat could.

Starting point is 00:09:47 No, Pat couldn't. Because I think Pat did try, too. But he's like the right, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's what the bartender was like. It's rock climbers. He's like, exactly what you're saying. He's like, big guys come in and think they can do it. They can't do it.

Starting point is 00:09:57 It's like guys who are like lean. So and then this is that ride play land where there's fucking seven-year-olds trying. It's like, maybe those are the kids who can do it too those little freaks who are like you know they weigh like 40 pounds but they're starting yeah every crew's got one how about this guy being like i've been hanging yeah yeah i've already said i've been hanging yeah you've been hanging that's like the way you're like that's how you're choosing to work out you're saying i finish every workout like trying to get a minute i've gotten up to 45 seconds for it's more of like the calluses of my hand start yeah there's a lot there's a lot to it that's not even just muscle it's like you

Starting point is 00:10:26 know your arms your bones your hands your grip all that sort of shit but the worst part of all this is that i have to move a plant today what does that mean i'll tell you about that it was great and and path was already going to help me but now i think i'm gonna need at least one or more helper and they're just i'm out no yeah i do you're like there i do not ask me what is this plant i was like i don't even know there isn't another man here there's a bunch of ladies i think it's the dog i think I think I got to get the dog. The dog throws weights around. I think it's got to be the dog. I was like, I literally don't know. Tommy, out.

Starting point is 00:11:12 Glennie might be able to. Do you mind holding about 15 pounds worth of weight for one staircase? No way. Oh, a staircase? No. I thought it was at least on flat ground. What is this plant? Okay.

Starting point is 00:11:23 So this is awesome. So I've mentioned my upstairs neighbor a couple of times. Oh, God. You agreed. Okay. He's moving. He's lived in my building for 40 years. 40?

Starting point is 00:11:35 4-0. Yeah. Holy shit. And he's moving. He's moving back to Brazil. He's an artist. He's actually. What makes you move after?

Starting point is 00:11:44 You know what I mean uh it's like people get divorced after like 50 years it's like he can't keep up with the city anymore but he could the last 20 yeah like he i mean he's like he's he's a very out there but by keep up with the city and i'm quoting him uh he's like it's the immigrant he can't do what he wants anymore like he can't go to dinners and shows and he can't he can't move around as well as he used to okay got it got it and um but anyway the he had a party on saturday night going away party that i was like i was back home in massachusetts and i was like i can't i'm not gonna go back for that and then he said the fact that that maybe was even a thought in your mind is so insane. I did it.

Starting point is 00:12:29 That's crazy. That's the craziest thing you've ever done. I mean that so sincerely that you went to your 40. So he's got to be like 60. Oh, he's like 70. 70-something-year-old Brazilian apartment neighbor is so insane. He's the man, dude. He's the man. How often do you see him, talk to him, hang out with him?

Starting point is 00:12:54 Hang out? Never. But we see each other a fair amount. So the first time you ever hung out was his going-away party? Yeah. That you changed your plans and came home from a different state for? Came home from a different state. You are unreal.

Starting point is 00:13:06 I envy. I was going to say I wish I had like 1% of like the commitment you had to things like social things. But I don't. I don't want to do that. I don't want to be that guy. That's so fucking insane. He's just like a. He's a really cool guy.

Starting point is 00:13:19 I don't doubt that. He does not need you at his party. I did. He probably was like this fucking guy showed up up are you kidding me he uh he sent me i was already home friday and and he mentioned the party to me before and i was like i'm gonna be out of state i can't make it um thank you so much though and then he uh he's like i want you to have the flyer anyway he sent me the flyer oh wow oh wow yeah and i was like i gotta be there man that it kind of this does change things a little bit yeah because you look at this and you go like

Starting point is 00:13:51 this is gonna be a night yeah he like he's he's a famous artist okay i was gonna say this dude is like he's got a wikipedia i don't okay he's he's he's a different type of cat with this picture yeah he and i knew it was gonna be like all about 1984 like yeah yeah no he was like that that makes a lot more sense when i what i was saying before like he used to run in the 80s yeah yeah and and and now he's like you know the type of guy i can't leave the city but now it's yeah it's time he he uh he's been building for 18 years his home in brazil where he's gonna store all his art and it's got like museum quality rooms in the sense that like if it catches fire all the art's protected no way all that kind of shit and um at the party he he like he basically moved out already like it was so it's just like

Starting point is 00:14:35 an empty party yeah yeah i've done that before that's a lot of fun but he uh he has a plan this plan that he's had for 34 years and he he's like, John, I cannot take her back to Brazil with me, but I would love for you to take her. I would love for you to take her. Oh, my God. It's this huge plan, dude. It's the size of this wall. And I was like, I'd be honored, Val.

Starting point is 00:14:54 Are you kidding me, dude? And he's like, but I can't have my back and my knee. I cannot move it. Would you mind? And I was like, of course. And so he said, you'll probably need at least one other person. So I asked. Now, you are gonna do

Starting point is 00:15:06 this i think so i don't think like the i think i can i think i can get it done yeah i'm not saying that i'm saying you're a great dude too you're a great dude too i thought it was gonna be like in the office or something to do for out of order you're just being a good friend yeah you guys are great guys be like figure's got to be like a big like it's like stone fucking uh pot thing like i mean it's got to be i'll show you this is gonna be 900 there is nothing in this world heavier than earth like nature and plants and dirt and shit it is so fucking picture of us but you can see the plant in the left oh wow yeah that's like a fucking tree no it's like that's like from jumanji that guy's awesome i can tell that he's the man he's the

Starting point is 00:15:56 man dude it all kind of comes together a little bit more than like you know i get i get why you did what you did i still never would have done it. Was the party like a rager? No, not a rager, but it was like cool ass people just kind of hanging out. Yeah, that is cool. That's like a place I'd love to do a podcast from there. Get those stories. Dude, he's back when men were men in New York. Partying was partying.

Starting point is 00:16:20 Cocaine was cocaine. He was saying like, I telling paz about this there's this girl who's gone viral we maybe we talked about her a time or two but she does like those impressions on instagram of like a girl in a rom-com delaney rowe yeah delaney rowe she's unbelievable and and valdeer kind of talks like about new york like that but it's so fucking cool coming from him because it's probably real he's been here for 40 years. Yeah. So my apartment building is four floors, and it's all renovated and new, except he's been there 40 years, and he told them, he's like, fuck off. I don't want my shit.

Starting point is 00:16:52 Gangster. Gangster. My favorite people in the world are the people who, when corporations come in and they want to develop, and they hold on, and you see they build a whole thing around their one house, and they're offering like tens of millions of dollars. Like, go fuck yourself. Those are my favorite people. Yeah, I think I think in 2013 it got bought and renovated.

Starting point is 00:17:11 And he was like, don't touch my apartment. There's there's an old Jewish guy in a Rod's building or a Rod's old building. It's like 11 Central Park West or something. It's like a famous residential building in New York. And it's like all famous people. And he has like a rent control thing. Like from, you know, like they have a rule in New York City, like 20% of your apartments have to be affordable housing.

Starting point is 00:17:32 So like he's in it at like a couple thousand bucks a month. And he lives like, you know, like a king. And I think they've offered like a billion dollars for him to move out. And he just stays there. He's been there for like 80 years. And I think the landlords just can't stand it i love him um he also gave me his first portfolio is that what that picture was yeah crazy i i probably would do the same thing if some dude who lived underneath me he probably thinks of you as a kid you know you're fucking 40 years younger than him drives home from out of state to come to my going away party i probably

Starting point is 00:18:04 like there's a movie you should be like in that should be a movie almost like that that like brian cranson kevin hart movie you know oh yeah you were crippled at least for right now you know just like a feel good like you know you and and and and this old brazilian man just having a moment gives you his art and all this shit it's incredible dude he's he he was uh i was asking him at the party i was like so these all your friends in the artworks i talked to a couple people a couple people photographers a couple people were filmmakers and i was like are they all from the art world and he's like no they're my friends i meet from everywhere and i was like i was like oh so like where like where do you meet most of your friends new york city john now everywhere

Starting point is 00:18:42 and he goes and he shows me a picture of him. He's like, this is a homeless man I just met today. And I said, can I take a picture of you? And he says, no, you take a picture of us. And he's like, but that's New York, John. And he's like, I was going to invite him to the party tonight, but I don't know how my friends. I think that would ruin the party. I'll be honest, buddy.

Starting point is 00:19:04 I think the homeless guy in the corner would ruin the party.'ll be honest buddy i think the homeless guy in the corner would ruin the party i looked homeless at the time you filled the role i do you do you feel like i mean there are people a lot of people who live that way like live kind of that that almost like cliche corny new york city life where like there is something to be said like that that girl on instagram who kind of like pokes fun at it and there are the people who like make fun of like you know the big city new york where like dreams are made of and it's like yeah there's rats and shit and all this stuff but like that exists because there are plenty of people who actually live that like romantic life right in new york and it's like you can make fun of it or not do it or think it doesn't exist but like it very much

Starting point is 00:19:46 does and i don't know if it's just because like maybe when you if you come to new york from somewhere else or whatever but like for me i just you know i don't know it was the place i like commuted into for work and school and like it was just uh whatever you know yeah and i didn't i never once and still to this day and probably never will take advantage of new york the way that like it should be you know i i am somewhere in between where i'll roll my eyes when someone else says it right but i'll quietly have said this is fucking awesome well it also depends on who says it yeah yeah yeah when some like you know finance dude who's been here for five years or some girl who just moved here says it.

Starting point is 00:20:25 It's like, shut the fuck up. When the 70-year-old Brazilian man who's an artist who lived through every era of New York says it, it's probably a little more real. He was talking about how in our building it used to be. He's like, it was a red house, John. He's like, everyone had each other's keys. We were all artists. We just kind of went. Oh, that was a fuck fest. That was a fuck fest.

Starting point is 00:20:46 Dude, his name is valdez cruz and uh i don't think again he's a famous photographer so i don't think he's been in the moma he's been in lugenheim like he's fucking the real deal this is a movie man i'm telling you but he was telling me if you look up some of his photography he has like uh a lot of stuff in the rainforest in brazil and he said one time he went for six months lived with an indigenous tribe and then when he got back to new york he couldn't leave his apartment for a month because he was so like scared and like everything freaked him out so much he's like i didn't go outside for a full month because like like the city was so different yeah yeah yeah yeah these are the things where i'm like i have not lived life like at all

Starting point is 00:21:27 like when you think about i mean i've done a bunch of other shit and had and gone through a bunch of other shit that like you know the maybe the average person hasn't but it's like people like ari and people who would just like pick up and go live in the fucking amazon yeah and they live and they do art and they meet people they meet strangers and hang out with people and they never say no and they're always doing something and it's like that sounds exhausting but when it's all said and done it's like i you know that it's not for me i know that but i wish it was i wish i was that person you know because i think you're you just live so much more of a full life just jam that shit in there you know that dude has never just been like i don't know let's just sit on the couch you want to just play video games for

Starting point is 00:22:09 nine hours like no i want to go like paint central park it's like oh fine you know but those guys they live man they saw some shit dude he's he's i'm like i i almost regret going to the party because now i'm like wish he really like you know we were friends but we it wasn't like we didn't hang out but you know what now we've hung out yeah that's that's that's the way to do it though it's like you went off on a high yeah yeah one note it was a high note and it's the last note and that's it because if you like you know you can't those things those are the things that you tried to make happen and you just can't you know yeah like you can't force that or it's like if you have a really fun time and then you try to turn it into like let's do it every year and it's like the next year it's just like man this didn't work right right things just have to

Starting point is 00:22:54 happen organically and sometimes it's the one and only time it works you'll always have your plan yeah maybe i know the pressure i have now maybe you should keeping it alive yeah he said he's like she's tough she's brazilian she's she can go there a He said he's like, she's tough. She's Brazilian. She can gather a lot. He's like, she's taking two pitchers of water a week. She'll be fine. She's like you. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:13 She's like you. You could feed this thing garbage and it'll fucking still run. He said that if everyone's in New York and would like to go see his art, he just sold Friday before he's leaving. He sold 46 pictures to the New York Public Library for their permanent collection. I was like, that sounds like a big deal. That sounds like I'm on my way out of New York and I'm going to catch a fat band before I go. See you later.

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Starting point is 00:26:01 I've been meaning to bring this up. This happened a couple episodes ago, but we never talked about it. Your boy Paz dropped 35 the other night. I know. In his men's league game. And I am so happy for him because I can't imagine how good that feels. It was one of the best nights of my life. Absolutely. Didn't you score every point in the first half?

Starting point is 00:26:19 I scored every point in the first half. Wait, for real? Yeah, it was 20. Were other people even shooting or it was just like – So our best player was out. A couple other best players were out. So I was just like, I'm going to shoot the ball every single time. It's so funny because my whole life playing basketball,

Starting point is 00:26:38 I'm really just like a three-point shooter, hard-nosed defense. I'm kind of like a three-and-a-day guy. Not really a takeover guy. I said before the game, I was having a bad day. I i was like i'm getting 30 tonight let's go that's even better and then i got 35 that's sick last night i regret so badly the way i played basketball because i was like took charges and passed the ball and got you know hustle stats and and played defense and shot free throws and i should have just chucked you know like who like all all like even if i just had one game on my resume where i was like 10 for 35 but i put up you know

Starting point is 00:27:13 28 or some shit i would i would still remember that to this day uh i don't care if it's you know real life if you're a professional i don't care if you are in like playing like meaningful high school ball or it's like post post meaningful sports like rec league shit when you're playing in the moment you're playing you know what i mean like you know you're not you're not actively sitting there like every second reminding yourself this is just a men's league this is just a men's league you're playing so in that moment you're feeling like the same amount and maybe even more so because you're like i'm sure you realize it's a rarity you have a good night in high school it's like you know you've been playing all your life there's gonna be

Starting point is 00:27:53 another game tomorrow and next week and you know and so you might even like enjoy it even more so but i can't imagine that feeling of like i like i remember like the last thing i did before i started having all my injuries was i fucking hit a moonshot in uh like slug pitch softball park one into the fucking uh the bleachers it felt amazing a slow trot around the bases you know and then uh you know nothing ever good happened again uh so when you have those moments you got to cherish those 35 is no joke the whole week 35 is like you're walking like like everyone's walking off the court being like yo that dude went that dude went off i was that white boy who's that kid you know at one point like they weren't guarding me

Starting point is 00:28:35 like they were still allowing me to like shoot the ball from 30 you know they compare and i yelled out i was like why are you not guarding this is getting ridiculous i was just gonna ask you talking shit yeah i mean i haven't played basketball for i played two years of division three basketball barely played kind of got away from it once i got here and having this competitive nature back has like sparked me in such a way like i love it so much now that's great i can't believe i took so much time away larry bird put a black kid on put a black kid on me bro i would say like do not stop i'm not like do not let yourself get out of shape do not let yourself be like i don't want to play this season like keep playing i have a friend who's my age who still plays and he shoots the lights out i think he played for uh loyola and john carroll tall red redheaded, pale Irishman, Larry Bird type who could just shoot the lights out.

Starting point is 00:29:28 And I'm so envious that he still has that like this late in life. It's fucking – that's got to be incredible. I know. Watch those guys. I mean I grew up playing with my dad's friends who played like 55, 60, which is crazy. It's very good for you. It's nuts. I love it.

Starting point is 00:29:42 It's such a good sport that like you can – there's always leagues to like play for real. It's very good for you. It's nuts, but I love it. It's such a good sport that you can – there's always leagues to play for real. It's hard to play hockey. You definitely can't really play football. You can play a little bit of soccer. Basketball, you can always play it. There's always pickup. There's always – it's a great sport to be good at. And there's something about like –

Starting point is 00:29:58 do you follow that guy Anthony, Ant40? I know who he is, yeah. He's this Spanish dude who's 40 years old and his whole thing is i'm 40 i see him all the time and yeah he's like yeah he's a new york guy but he plays i think he plays in florida now i don't know if he lives there he plays all over though and his thing is he wears a shirt that says i'm 40 doesn't look it doesn't play that way you know got great handles um i'm sure you, he's actually does a pretty good job of showing some low lights, too, because everybody's a fucking. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:30 Everyone's putting their highlight reel up. There's another guy. His name is Hesi. He's got like a great hesitation. So he's like the Hesi God or something like that. And then I saw someone recorded their game and posted like the real game. And it's like bricks. He's getting swatted.

Starting point is 00:30:44 The team lost like all this shit so uh uh i'm 40 anthony does a good job of posting like both of them and he gives like other people um love like he'll he'll you know put up other kids um their highlights and shit but he's 40 and he just goes around like fucking people up and they're always like you're not really 40 or like you know you're like you look younger than you are. And I'm like, I cannot even fathom that we are the same age. That is insane to me. So keep that shit up.

Starting point is 00:31:16 I wish Jackie was here. Because the day that Paz was talking about him putting up 35, Jackie said that she won her rec league soccer game or something like that. Those two were going at who had the better night. and I don't know what happened in the soccer game maybe if Jackie you know went Pele on him and had like a hat trick or something maybe she can maybe she has a leg to stand on but there's few things better than going off on in a basketball game I actually Steve I told Steve before I left I was gonna to score 30. That's so sad. When you said that earlier, I thought you were doing LeBron. I texted Steve right after the guy

Starting point is 00:31:50 sprinted to my phone. I said, had 35. He just wrote back. I'm going to call Steve right now. He was like, league the kid. I love Steve's day. He said, they got to league the kid. That means they got to put him in the NBA. League the kid. Yo, what's up?

Starting point is 00:32:09 Yeah, what up, man? We're recording the podcast right now. When the other, like a week ago or whatever, when Pabst was leaving to go to his basketball game, what did he say to you before he left? That he was going to drop 30? He did. I didn't doubt him, wanted i wanted proof that it happened and then he went off what's that he called the shot and then he put up 35 all right good stuff

Starting point is 00:32:33 man are you eating some desserts or what i'm not i want to get lunch right now i might get a cookie with it we we were doing our first episode without you we We already miss you, bro. I miss you guys too. Miss you, Steve. Talk to you later, bro. Thanks. That's so cocky.

Starting point is 00:32:49 That's cocky to, to even think it was like a possibility. Yeah. I was, I was having a bad day. I came in angry. I was like, I gotta go for 30 to make something.

Starting point is 00:33:00 And then have you played since? Oh, I played last night. I played awful. Yeah. I missed my first shot by like six feet. It was was great i'm not shooting for the rest of the night yo that's so great yo the the uh the continued caitlin clark drama did you follow the show cheryl swoops shit yes well cheryl swoops is such a hater i respect it i'm almost on her side at this point she i cannot get enough of like these women hated so much i don't understand their core and they will they just will not give up like they

Starting point is 00:33:38 just won't be like we were wrong yeah it's like it is so insane because like caitlin clark is now playing like on that level like if she played the whole year like she was it would have been like yeah we told you there was going to be an adjustment period it's she's adjusted like that year that month off really like helped her and she is the dime she's throwing and like it seems like everyone on our team learned how to catch a ball because now they're all catching those passes that they were dropping in the beginning and i mean it is it's one thing when you watch women's basketball like you can admit that like women's basketball is having a moment and becoming a thing but then sometimes you see some of the play and you're like yeah it's still like not really there the way that like they run their offense and some

Starting point is 00:34:22 of the shit that caitlin cl does, it's like peak basketball. Some of these passes, like full court bounce passes and fucking motion basketball, that's like, oh, they're really balling. So when you see that, it's like, oh, shit. This is not just good for girls or whatever. They can really hoop. And I mean, all the Diana Taurasi's and the Cheryl Swoops and the other one, the famous coach. Dawn Staley. All of like not one has been like giving her props.

Starting point is 00:34:54 Staley, I think, has. Has she? I think so. There was also that like she got caught saying like, you know, basically there was like a hot mic moment where she was like, she doesn't really like, you know, fit in or whatever. She might have gotten a hot mic, but she was like she doesn't really like you know fit in or whatever like she she might have gotten hot mic but she's she said into microphones like women's basketball is having a moment because of good good good these are the ones that won't give it up and like so cheryl swoops did it is doing it like in the worst way possible like like she went on her podcast and was like the indiana fever have turned their season

Starting point is 00:35:21 around thanks to kelsey mitchell and and uh alia boston and uh the other girl and like i mean you can't leave her name out without it being like you're doing this on purpose yeah you know and if you're doing it on purpose like fine but then people are going to call you out and be like you're you know we we can't like trust like you're you're analyzing the basketball properly if you do if you do what we do fine if you do like if you're gonna be a broadcaster you can't do that but like how can you like unless you're just like i fucking hate that is the same thing uh with uh that i always said with with angel reese was like you can hate her but then don't turn around and be like you know like she just uh charles swoops was like i just talk about who i want on my podcast what

Starting point is 00:36:04 are you talking about yeah come on i i saw that Swoops was like, I just talk about who I want on my podcast. What are you talking about? Yeah. Come on. I saw that. It was even a, like the back and forth. Yeah. The way Caitlin Clark's treated. I expect that at like one point there's going to be a hold on her and her Jersey is going to pull down and she's going to have the Edward Norton.

Starting point is 00:36:18 Right. They treat her like she is like a, a abs. I mean, did something happen that we don't know about? Like, is there, is there something behind the scenes where she's like a a abs i mean did something happen that we don't know about like is there is there something behind the scenes where she's like a horrible racist or something it's insane she i loved it was a moment uh last game or not last game last time they played the sky uh and that girl um to shields fouled her three times in a row like the first one was like fine second one was chippy third one was like a blatant flagrant

Starting point is 00:36:45 foul like just threw a hip into her and caitlin just like got up like she she got up from the foul and ran away being like i think she was like i'm gonna ruin myself in the situation you know yeah shit's about to happen and she's on the sideline and she goes i want to fucking punch her in the fucking face and her teammate grabs a towel and puts it over her mouth like gives it to her like you know talking to the towel because they're gonna see it it was too late we already saw what she was mouthing but like knowing at first i thought she was just a freak who like is unaffected by everything but knowing that she actually feels that way but keeps it in check is incredible but i don't i don't mind the on the court stuff i i think on the court like

Starting point is 00:37:25 yeah fucking bully the new rookie i guess so i mean the off the club so off the guard so so court court stuff is all weird but like on the court i i don't think there's like target the best player yeah uh i feel like that might be more of a hockey thing like like i feel like in basketball if you foul someone three times in a row like away from the ball and you're like hip checking them, it's going to be a thing. But it's not like a, it's a fair, it is a thing. And it's fair to call it out as a thing. But like, I don't hate that style.

Starting point is 00:37:53 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't people always like cry about that in basketball? Like, Oh, I'm a 90. This is how he's doing. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:59 Hit their best player scared to come to the paint. I think the, the problem is if there wasn't if they didn't talk about it off the court if they were like off the court what's up dude yeah and on the court we fuck you up right like this is basketball but it's like we cry about you and we complain about you and we try to diminish you and we are riding this wave but we won't give you any acknowledgement and then we foul the shit out of you it's like something like apparently uh caitlin clark's been like has the most flagrant fouls in the league by like a mile and 80 of those are from the chicago sky really they're just beating this shit out but that's awesome and she's also just like beating them by 20 like i i mean and that's

Starting point is 00:38:35 probably why caitlin clark like can keep her cool because she's like i'm just gonna beat you by 20 yeah i'm gonna put up 30 10 assists like have all the highlights. I really think the gap in the beginning was like, Angel Reese is Rookie of the Year. I think we're going to end up laughing that we ever thought those two were comparable. Not that Angel Reese... Stephen Chey called it. Did he? He had a tweet being like, we're going to look back on this era. It's so dumb

Starting point is 00:38:58 that we compared a generational... Right. I obviously don't know what I'm talking about. I haven't watched anything, but I follow Dave's commentary. i do think you can see yeah i don't sit down and watch wmba games either but i don't really you don't watch like nobody watch there's so few people who watch like full all league nba games too and you comment on that yeah so i don't know why the wmba has this thing of like you've never watched us it's like i don't

Starting point is 00:39:23 watch warriors games and i know what Steph Curry can do. Right, right. So when you see like, again, when you watch Angel Reese, when you watch Kaylin Clark, even highlights, like the way she moves without the ball, the way she dribbles, the way she passes, the way she comes off a pick and shoots, it's like, it's impressive, you know? And then like, you watch like Angelese and it's like you know she misses like five layups under the basket and like she's like a junkyard dog down there and she gets how

Starting point is 00:39:50 she gets her way but it's like it's crazy that we were yeah it's like comparing steph to like a fucking uh you know like a under the basket bruiser you throw in there it's like what were we even thinking so she does have like i forget someone someone was talking about her oh it's pat beth that's why i saw it pat beth said like she's so popular because she has a regular person regular woman's frame and i saw a viral tweet being like quote tweeting it being like oh yeah caitlin clark has a regular oh yeah regular women are six feet tall and it's like and then everyone's kind of not not everyone but like you know there was a dunking on brett pat beth yeah and i was like well that's not what he fucking said he didn't say height he said frame

Starting point is 00:40:37 right like steph curry has a regular person's frame that's probably why i like him i can relate to him i see that like he's not a freak he's six two he's taller than the average person but he doesn't look like lebron james he doesn't look like a fucking freight train yeah yeah and like caitlyn clark is the same she's also about five inches taller than the average woman and looks like them frame wise but also when you're on the court too around other basketball players like she doesn't look like some of these the the bigger more athletic players yeah yeah so it's all relative to what where you see the person and also she's white i mean she's a white girl like it's crazy when we ignore the racial part of it but um like uh nancy lieberman was on with stephen a smith nancy lieberman is like a legendary women's basketball like she's like

Starting point is 00:41:19 the pioneer she was playing like the 70s like like women were like not allowed to have like bank accounts she was playing basketball somehow i don't even know what league she was playing like the 70s like like women were like not allowed to have like bank accounts she was playing basketball somehow i don't even know what league she was in and you know she was like i i coached i coached uh cheryl swoops i helped her get her nike deal i helped her get her sneaker i you know i i played with her i helped her get in the hall of fame like all like you know everything and she like, our relationship's over. Why? She called her when.

Starting point is 00:41:49 So when the Cheryl Swoops thing started, when Caitlin Clark broke the record, the Pete Maravich, like, all-time scoring record. Yeah. Just college scoring record. Cheryl Swoops came out and said, well, she's a fifth-year senior, and she takes 40 shots a game. So, of course, she did. And she's just not a fifth-year senior. And then they were like, she's a four-year senior, and she senior and she takes 40 shots a game so of course she did and she's just not a fifth year senior and then they were like she's a four-year senior and she takes

Starting point is 00:42:08 like 20 shots a game so like what the fuck you know and she texted caitlin clark being like oh covid had me fucked like covid messed me up i thought you were a fifth year senior like you're you're doing great and of course caitlin clark wrote back she only released these shells who released these texts like yesterday even though they're like six months ago because she's feeling the heat now because of everything. So she was like, look, we had like a great exchange. And it was, you know, I'm sure Kaylin Clark wanted to write back like suck my. Yeah, those are the worst. But she wrote back like, thank you so much for everything you've done for the.

Starting point is 00:42:36 I mean, Cheryl Swoops was like that bitch. She has four titles, four MVPs, Olympic gold medals. She had the Nike sneakers. She was like the Jordan of women. So like she is that bitch but all the more reason to be like you're tarnishing all that by acting like such a fucking hater and caitlin clark knew exactly what to write back when you know of course she wanted to be like get out of here you dusty old bitch um so nancy lieberman said i called her and i said you can say whatever you want about this chick, but you got to get your facts right. Like, which is so funny to me because in a vacuum like that is very true.

Starting point is 00:43:09 Like in that you tell someone like you can say what you want, but if you're getting the stats wrong, if you're getting the facts wrong, like you're tearing this person down and you're wrong about it, you can't do that. But if I was ever like on a podcast and saying shit, and then John called me out of nowhere, I was like, hey, by the way, you were fucking wrong on that. You got to put a statement out and have a mea culpa. I'd be like, fuck you, dude. Well, that's what I was going to say. I was like, why did that ruin your personal relationship? Well, yeah.

Starting point is 00:43:39 Imagine if Stephen A and Skip, the actual cause for the first take breakup was like, Skip didn't like tom brady or whatever or like whatever this is fucking insane right i mean to call anybody and get in their business about like some of the silly shit it's crazy yeah i'd be like i mean john is fucking john sounds like a fucking idiot and if we were like on the podcast or something i'd argue with you but i would never call you up and be like, you're wrong. And you need to like make amends.

Starting point is 00:44:07 You know, Caitlin Clark is actually the Messiah. I guess, though, as such, I maybe, though, I don't know. I say that. But like, if if I was Nancy Lieberman and basket women's basketball men, as much as it did to me. And like now we have this, we do have the Messiah and you're trying to fuck with it. I might feel a way about it. It's kind of it's similar to like when I was trying to stand up for the mean girls where i was like i i think that like content and the company should run in a certain way and you guys are fucking with

Starting point is 00:44:33 these people and i'm gonna stand up for them yeah but like but i would never have called kelly on the side i did it like here right i never would have been like hey kelly you're fucking but like shit like caitlyn clark is objectively great so like like she's not in danger of a blue kick job or whatever yeah yeah doesn't like her right right right but i could you know i could maybe see a scenario where you're like this is good for the league and you sound like an asshole but again i would do that like in in content yeah never it's like i i would probably not have a relationship with you anymore either you know you were just calling me up to like call me out for some of my shit i'd be like all right i thought we were friends clearly you feel you know yeah

Starting point is 00:45:14 so at one point i was like damn cheryl swoops is really like burning it all down over this shit and then i was like well nancy lee room was gonna burn it down you're acting like uh fuck you i mean that would make me dig my heels and even if i knew i was wrong and all that shit i'd be like fuck you nancy she goes i got off the treadmill and i called her fuck you and get back on your treadmill i did i did ultimately uh uh one time end a relationship over blake wheeler disagreement but what was that about he was blake Wheeler at the time was on the Bruins and I was like, this dude's fucking good. And my girlfriend's like, he stinks.

Starting point is 00:45:48 And I was like, you're an idiot. I like to think the fight ended in a draw. The relationship ended. How did Blake Wheeler play? Well, Blake Wheeler, he ended up getting traded. He ended up becoming captain of the Winnipeg Jets, though. So I'm kind of right. He's a good player. The Bruins didn't use him right. But ended up becoming captain of the Winnipeg Jets, though. So I'm kind of right. He's a good player.

Starting point is 00:46:06 The Bruins didn't use him right. But he's a captain of the Winnipeg Jets. Yeah. He's great. That's definitely great. I think Blake Wheeler is probably the greatest Winnipeg Jet. Captain ever. I don't know about history, but at least since they moved back to Winnipeg.

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Starting point is 00:48:32 I was thinking, like, literally all day. Partly because we were kind of messing around with the idea of a sketch on it, but, like, also just because it was funny. Like, I talked a lot about Knowles 321. Knowles? 321 Knowles, yeah. 321 Knowles eating shit. was like that guy's gotta eat poop and all day I'm like this guy's gotta eat shit this guy's gotta eat shit

Starting point is 00:48:49 and then I watched the guy eat shit and I was like boy I wouldn't have done that why did he do it? because he had made a bet I forget what it was it might have been on the national championship game. I forget. But it was he'd cut his head off.

Starting point is 00:49:08 Right. If X team won. And he was like, I can't do it. And that team won. Yeah. And it's pretty hard to make good on that bet that you will cut your head off. And so I guess in the on the rundown, T Smokes and I think it was Nick Tarani said

Starting point is 00:49:27 John Rich can take this guy's bet and he'll be absolved of the beheading and he did it I mean he's a man of honor and in the world of sports fandom and internet content and shit

Starting point is 00:49:42 fuck yeah man but in the real world the real world of like adult humans that was fucking insane it was like i will never look at that guy the same i'll still be i'll still be friends with him he's a good guy he works hard all that but like when push comes to shove if i ever need to like vouch for him or or or like predict what he's gonna do or something like that i can't i mean that man ain't shit on purpose willingly with nobody really pushing him no like like like somebody like he was just itching for someone to tell him to eat shit. I've been kind of debating with that where I think John Rich has wanted to eat shit for quite some time. Is he here? I go check.

Starting point is 00:50:32 I'm sure he's for sure here. Let's get John Rich in here because he did it. Like there was not even enough time for there to be a groundswell of action for him. Right. even enough time for there to be a groundswell of action for him right like like if some if if that happened on the rundown and the internet like twitter shifted and was like yeah now john rich has to eat shit and he was like all right all right all right yeah he he he quote tweeted that video from the rundown because i think he realized that not enough people are even calling for this so they're gonna have to they're gonna wonder why i mean why i mean yeah so i'm gonna

Starting point is 00:51:04 start the fucking yeah so he had like he quote tweeted that video with the video of him already eating shit not him being like ah maybe i'll do it it was it was that video and then like an hour later it was just him eat and i was like yeah dude i didn't even know anyone asked you to do this there's not enough time for someone to even ask you 60 minutes between like hang on guys i i don't know if i'm gonna eat shit and him eating shit yeah that it's a record time that was so disgusting it would have been less gross if he ate like a candy bar i think like if he just why did he like mix it he he how long is that gonna be i think it usually starts at noon, so

Starting point is 00:51:45 it'll probably go to 1240. Alright, I'll text him and say... Was there some talk from 321 Knowles about mixing it with a drink? Why did he do that? Wait, he mixed it with a drink? Yeah, he mixed high noon. Oh, I missed that one.

Starting point is 00:52:01 I was skipping around. He poured a little high noon into the cup and kind of like swirled it up which if anything would make it like would activate it and make it like wet poop yeah because like i i listen jiminy we've all been around i mean i've watched people eat poop before have you i don't think i watched a guy eat gee shit before like as a bet and you know like like you've seen a video of it like no no i was there i was there i was there i now you're saying maybe like when you were kids there was a lot of geese shit i watched a guy eat geese shit and i watched a younger brother get bullied into eating dog poop in the winter that had been like white you know when it turns like white

Starting point is 00:52:37 but in both of those cases those are like it's like a fossil it's like calcified yeah and i don't know what's worse maybe that's gross too you gotta like crunch it but i i definitively know i would not be pouring a carbonated drink into the poop that like that's like effervescence that like brings the poop out and then was all alone like usually these things have like a live stream and there's like, oh my God, there's like 10,000 people waiting for this to start. Or like where, you know,

Starting point is 00:53:12 it's going to be a moment and yes, it's disgusting, but you're going to be like the hero for the internet for a day. The only thing worse than that is doing it to like relatively no fanfare. Yeah. I guess I, I guess I respect that. Well, that's what I mean.

Starting point is 00:53:27 Too often sometimes we try and make things things, and it's just like, just do it. And if it's a thing, it'll become a thing. But unfortunately, this is kind of a paradox. It's like, do you want the whole world to know that you ate shit or nobody? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if it's nobody, you ate shit for nothing. But do you want to be known as the shit eater?

Starting point is 00:53:46 The worst thing in the world is to be known by all your peers as the shit eater without at least getting the like, I'm the party animal on the internet. He doesn't get that. He just got like, this is why I don't do. This is very similar to why I don't do karaoke and shit like that. When you do these things for attention and then everyone goes, oh, that was weird. That's the worst thing that can happen. And that's what he did. He made this video and we were like, is he going to do it?

Starting point is 00:54:15 Is he going to do it? Oh, my God, he's going to do it. Oh, he did it. He did it. Again, I couldn't fully watch. I was just skipping around. Well, that was disturbing. It's like when you watch a snuff film or like faces of death or something and you're like

Starting point is 00:54:28 oh that was worse than i thought yeah like oh that beheading really was like oh it's like it's like a borderline porn like let me see if i'm into this yeah yeah i'm not i'm not confirmed not into watching people eat shit and i'm happy about it worst thing in the world would have been if i was like i need to see more john rich where can i get more content like this but that was just uh just another eating show at barstool you should have given it a rating yeah you should have given it a rating 3.6 ball now i mean 321 knolls has got to be like like did 321 knolls pay john rich no i as far as i know because i mean at the very least at the very least i think it got jack mack off the case i i almost had to pull jack aside and be like i think what you're doing

Starting point is 00:55:17 might be bordering on illegal at some point like you are you are like tracking down and harassing this man. Dude. At some point, like, you got his Snapchat and his email and his phone number. Like, I think at some point they might have a case against him. I thought that guy handled it well. He's like, I'm not doing it. Leave me alone. Like, I'm a regular.

Starting point is 00:55:42 I think he's a pipe fitter. Yeah, of course he is. He's just a fucking guy who likes to know. Yeah. like i'm a regular i think he's a pipe fitter or something like that yeah yeah of course he is i'm not going to ruin my life as i know it for this app sucks anyway i'm just gonna delete it and it's done and i'm done with it it's like uh tyler the creator's tweet my favorite tweet about getting cyber bullied when he's like just look away from the screen bro like how can you get cyber bully just stop looking that if you can get bullied into that anything really on the internet that's not within the realm of like fun you know what i mean if it's like yeah we're all having fun with this if you can get bullied into something that's disgusting like that or detrimental or whatever i absolutely think less of you as a person because you just say no to those people and

Starting point is 00:56:26 then they're gonna like then they're gonna remember who bet he did shit and he didn't okay you know what's you know what's worse than that being known as the guy who bet that he ate shit and did it yeah i'd rather be the guy who just says i'm not doing that because it's fucking disgusting and i was just talking hyperbolic about sports like we all do end of story never wavering from that even one percent even one iota would i ever consider it and be like well all right maybe i should i would never do that i mean i think i've done i i don't make outlandish bets but i think i've done something i said i would i would come myself and jump off a bridge yeah yeah if pete and you know i we made like a like a funny little thing

Starting point is 00:57:10 about that whereas like i did it i absolutely didn't do it because this is just fucking fake like you know what i mean yeah we're acting like you know it's it's life and death war and you like you're the president you made like promises to your country that you're like reneging on it's like but if you're just if you're the kind of person who does this for like does make sure then you have like pfts followed through on it before um yeah pft a horse shit so people do forget um people do forget i kind of remember that now that guy who ate it at the the cleveland uh that horse shit yeah he ate it um i think it was a central park horse um but the uh but pft is also like this character right that's what i'm saying if you're the kind of person who does right then you have to fall because then you don't have any next time you want to gas this up

Starting point is 00:58:02 on pmt people are gonna be like well you don't you welch on your bets exactly so you need that but like john rich isn't about produces the rundown no one has ever been like john rich is the bets guy john ritz is the content guy he's just the guy yeah he it is he had no reason no pressure didn't i do something before i because i know i trained myself to that statue but that was because but i think i had i feel like i might have done something you did before you did because that was the my point was like final break just did this yeah and you were a pussy and couldn't but i forget what it was i did i forget what the bet was can again people forget people do forget all these things i it will probably take me a little longer to uh

Starting point is 00:58:45 to forget this one yeah and every time i look at him i might be like what's up shit breath yeah yeah like shit break shit breath will probably be a thing for sure uh he said he said he'll come in a couple minutes i really want to get inside the mind of a man who does that uh but i'll for sure think less of him forever yeah because i'll just be like also sitting down to do it was made it grosser somehow like he was a meal he was kind of just like walking the streets right was it his dog that makes a difference too that makes a humongous yeah no i believe it was right yeah yeah because he walked in that part of the video i skipped around like you guys did. Yeah, I think he took his dog for a walk and they shit.

Starting point is 00:59:29 And then he scooped it up, put it in a cup, mixed it with high noon, made a little concoction of it, and then ate it. And relatively, he just went like. Okay. I was like, that went down really easy. He kind of, he gagged like two or three. And then he was done. And I was like, that needs to be an instant throw up, my man.

Starting point is 00:59:56 For me to even consider that you haven't eaten shit before. John Rich is going to come in here and be like, hey, I bet this is heads. Flip it. Double-sided tails coin. But I got your shit again. i think i want to eat shit that was uh there was two two moments recently when the rizzler came to barstool and everybody acted like michael jordan walked through the doors when it was an eight year old boy i really had to look in the mirror and be like i don't know if I ever should value these people's opinions again.

Starting point is 01:00:28 Like, I don't know if they ever say something about me or if I ever care about, like, I don't know if I care about these people ever again. Because they are getting geeked out over a second-grade boy, which is not only weird, but borderline criminal. And now, the poop

Starting point is 01:00:44 incident is like... Yeah, I like Barstool. Yeah. Yeah. And now the poop incident. Yeah. I like bars. We're getting so jacked up for the eight year old. I'm being like, release the FD list. All right. But, but this was also boys got to pick a side.

Starting point is 01:00:57 This, this was also pretty, pretty tough for me to be like, so who exactly am I like surrounding myself with at these at this point in life you know what i mean like if like there will come a day where my kids are old enough to see that and know that these are my co-workers and i think that'll be weird yeah my kids are like hey i saw that dude at work like eat shit. I'd be like, yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:28 Yeah. But like that's it, right? That's a future problem that I think you're making a bigger issue. Yeah. Because like there's so many like we've been through so many things with Barstool where like someone's like, that's weird. And you're like, yeah, it's a little weird. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:01:42 Right. It was just a weird time. Like some weird shit happened. I vividly remember sitting at my grandfather's dinner table, probably 2013. If I got to guess the year and him being like, so posting that kid's dick, me being like,

Starting point is 01:01:55 yeah, it's a little weird. That's, that's the, the, the, the world we live in. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:02 It's a world of like, you got to break some eggs, you know, to make an omelet. And a lot of times it's other people. Sometimes you make your own bed and you're like, I fucked up. And other times you're like, you know, I don't know. Yeah, that guy posted that dick. But objectively, he's right.

Starting point is 01:02:16 He didn't say anything wrong. You're going to argue the action itself is wrong. I don't know. I'm not going to step in that one. But it was a big dick. He did make a point but but there comes a day when there comes a day when a man's gotta look himself in the mirror and be like do i want to work at a place where people eat shit i mean listen i've watched guys pee their pants i've watched uh you know like let's not act like you know every day here isn't a goddamn circus it's like just

Starting point is 01:02:54 watching frank on an everyday basis is fucking ridiculous you know uh and you know i've watched watched dan and pft put on diapers and pour chili down their butt i've watched them piss their pants i've watched you know titus piss his pants not six months ago like this is not like a oh that was the old barstool thing like this shit is still all going on right now but i'll tell you what every time you say it he does get a laugh yeah it's funny but but like well part of me will always be like i don't know man it worked out pretty well you know what i mean like yeah hey you go to work and people don't eat shit you know i wouldn't trade lives with you you know but wouldn't it be nice if there was kind of a middle ground

Starting point is 01:03:39 i i i don't have an issue with the shooting aside from the downright depravity of it. I want to always be... The question is, do I always want to be around shitting and competing? Like, I don't... We're discussing the... Discussing eating shit. And I said something to the effect of... Oh, we're, like, matching like matching today jack i think we're

Starting point is 01:04:06 wearing the exact same shirt jack um i was just about to say that maybe maybe i'll hit a point and maybe that point's coming soon where i don't want to work somewhere where people eat shit but i think i'd rather i don't i'm never going to do it but i'd like to be a couple uh degrees removed from shit eating yeah i mean john rich that was shocking it was it was saying it's a great word for it it was it was jarring it was like a moment like we were saying nobody's asking for it no the internet wasn't clamoring for it well did you see tate and then tate did kind of ask for it well but that was the point someone asked for but like nobody yeah i mean it was like they're

Starting point is 01:04:49 all like three to one holes yeah yeah no one was by the way i think what you were doing is bordering on like harassment at some point you thought so i was about to call you and be like i think you need to stop now because the next step is like going to his house and i think you eventually no i stopped like i knew my last you guys email his phone number you text my last line was going to be just the simple text that was you did text him yeah that's what i was gonna say i think you have to stop there i stopped okay anything beyond that i think someone could be like i'm getting a restraining order you you had a tweet where you were like i have his girlfriend or something like that wait wait no i'm i'm deciding with you you're like i have his girlfriend but i i draw a line

Starting point is 01:05:29 involving civilians and i was like i think that's a fair point yeah yeah yeah yeah there was a there are rules to this shit i was never going to involve the fiance the fiance's name was in his instagram bio i thought people would get that joke they didn't they were like oh my god how dare you involve his fiance now i probably shouldn't have said that even oh i thought that tweet was fine i thought most people did but there was like the because it's there because we live in a world where people will do these things yeah yeah yeah where they eat shit for no reason or they involve civilians and wives and shit this is what happens there was a point where during the night i was like oh man i may have because i was no you didn't but i was i was like it was close you probably need to drop it yeah yeah no yeah yeah next step if you called

Starting point is 01:06:09 me i would have been like that's a fine point i do this that was it i you also have to like it happens a lot where it's like let us handle the ridiculous carnival on the internet because the minute that like other people get like like someone who takes up the torch and is like i'm gonna go to his house it's like i know like i i'm doing this like you know what i mean it's like it's like when they try to fight our fights for us and they're just like you're a fucking cunt it's like ah there were actual points to be made and now you you're like giving them ammo there but there is an aspect of where it's like you have to understand the platform that you have power that you wield especially in the college football world where you're talking about florida state and and and weird bets like college football world is is a deep waters bro i was really careful i went through

Starting point is 01:06:56 all the replies to make sure nobody was putting his name or his number in the replies i was very careful about not even coming close to that but there was an aspect of like i may have taken it too far at a point did he reply at all no but i love this guy because he was like it's not like he was a school teacher yeah or whatever he's a school teacher no he's not oh like there wasn't like this guy also he was it's like a 25 it's not like this was like we're ruining some family or something but i love i love a guy just being like i'm not doing this you fucking losers i'm out of here like i don't have your poop party i'm fucking gone if you if this was you what would you have done well i would have never tweeted that but let's say i did i think you would have had to eat the poop yeah really i

Starting point is 01:07:38 agree with what you have at barstool if i said that atstool, it would have been like no one would have any respect for me. I don't know, though. I think there's a, like, I would bust your balls forever. Yeah. But I'm going to make fun of John Rich forever for eating it. And it's like, it's kind of like pick your poison. I get what you're saying. But rational people would be like, oh, I mean, yeah, he didn't eat the shit.

Starting point is 01:08:01 But you can't. Like I said, I think if you live in that world where you make those kind of bets, which I don't believe this guy does, which is why I respect him saying come out. But he also – throughout the week, he tweeted it early in the week. He was hyping it up, right? And he kept hyping it up and doubling down. Yeah. This wasn't a – also, by the way, it was not like – I mean, they were favored to win, but not like crazy. Not crazy.

Starting point is 01:08:22 Also, where is this guy from? Was it like 14 points or something like that? Yeah. Yeah, like that's crazy, dude. That's got to be like a 35-point spread for me. He lives in the 3-2-1. 3-2-1-0. Which is like a huge – that isn't good.

Starting point is 01:08:34 There's millions of people that live there. But like the 3-2-1. He lives in Florida. That's surprising because like, you know, I've only followed FSU football loosely since 06. We lose these games a lot. That's what I was going to say. It's not Ohio State. It's not.

Starting point is 01:08:51 This Florida State is always disappointing, I feel like. FSU, because my dad went to BC, so when I was at FSU, that was a game we cared about. FSU lost to BC like every goddamn year. We were always lost to FSU it was crazy no yeah i know this is like you know being like making a mets bet and you know it's like they can always let you down florida state until jamis came around was always like they just they let you down right ej manual let florida state down before that for manual christian ponder yeah they let them down

Starting point is 01:09:22 every year we'd start ranked 12 to 15. Georgia Tech would beat them. Georgia Tech was always Tech and BC. Always fucking beat us. They were just like, obviously Florida State's a great college football program, has history. They had great teams,

Starting point is 01:09:37 but they would find ways to lose in that 2000s to 2010s before Jameis Stretch. It was like, oh, there's Florida. They were like 8-0, but's florida like they were like eight no but you'd be like they're gonna find a way to lose they were every single time i think every year i was there i think they started ranked and ended unranked every single year it'd be like they had this amazing quarterback or team players and then they would just find a way to lose i remember like when i was there and maybe it was right after i was there when like I think Ponder and Emmanuel both went top 10.

Starting point is 01:10:07 Yeah. I was like, dude. Ponder went like seven. He was bad. And I remember that was a moment where I was like, sometimes regular fans really are smarter than GM. Yeah. I was like, that is just insane. I would never claim to be an expert.

Starting point is 01:10:23 I would tell anyone taking them top 15 top 20 whatever it was i was like that's a bad pick yeah i watched them seven times this year i can tell you that's not a topic hilarious that you were there with him and then the ponder how it played out i mean christian ponder has a huge part in barcelona history you had casey he was dating casey first yeah i didn't even know that but i did know that like obviously he was like big during that whole the van talk. Right, yeah. He was, like, tweeting out the clips and whatnot.

Starting point is 01:10:49 He was huge. Like, you went to Florida State. Like, fucking Christian Ponder. So you, like, obviously are in college football, but I don't think of you as, like, the wacky bets guy. If you said, I'll eat shit and then backed out on it i i i would make fun of you because we make fun of everybody for what about like ohio tate he's doing this list yeah yeah yeah he has to do it if they lose oh well yeah so if you make like a if you work for it and you make a spectacle of it and then these are things that are like like he would he would like like never have a job like he would never have a job.

Starting point is 01:11:27 Like, he would never – nobody would listen to him ever again. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, you could just go back to talking about college football and be like, yeah, I never ate the shit. I think Jack Mike would have to eat it. But if it was just like – if you're just like, oh, that's the guy who didn't eat shit, I'd rather be that than the guy who ate shit. Now, I will say people reach out to me. There is – I guess it is dangerous to eat dog shit well yeah but i think but if you have why do you say that it's excrement jack so i thought it would just be trying to get it out

Starting point is 01:11:56 like whatever it's just fucking dog shit anyways like you're just like centipede no big deal that's the most white person thing ever like just, just so you know, a dog just actually got healthy. But it's not like a little, you know. I think if you had like a fucking log of it, I think you could eat a little bit of, you could do a little shot of bleach. I would guess, like, I would guess John Rich should see a doctor. No, no, no, no.

Starting point is 01:12:17 No shot. No way. Oh, no shot, he's gonna, but I don't think it would be the worst idea. What if he's got like a fucking worm? Yeah, that would be one hell of a... That would be shit. Like, it what if he's got like a fucking worm like yeah that i mean that would be one hell of a that would that be like it's not out of the dogs have worms for sure but i'm also saying like your body can probably just fucking get rid of that your body you know you

Starting point is 01:12:34 could do some crazy things your stomach dude i body's pretty good at just like self-regulate like obviously just get that shit yeah just get it out i i may i think the bacteria that is found in rectums of anybody. I mean, you think about how much you eat ass and nothing happens. Yeah. No, I think you can. You can, but a lot of people don't. That is true.

Starting point is 01:12:53 A lot of people eat ass and nothing happens. I like to think that the women I'm sleeping with have a little better. Some people have that as their, like even more than that. I remember the first sexual thing I ever learned was a Cleveland steamer.veland steamer yeah yeah this is why this is why the world is fucked up i was in fifth i was like fourth grade or fifth grade you don't even know where the dick goes yet and you're just learning about getting shit yes no yeah i didn't like what the fuck and i learned what a cleveland and i i just couldn't i'll always know what a cleveland steamer is because the rest of my friend's brother older brother said something to me like i forgot what it was it was just like

Starting point is 01:13:29 you're a fucking cleveland steamer or something i was like what's that and then that's it that was and you're ruined that was my before i ever watched anything or saw like like obviously you saw stuff but you were never a kid shitting never a kid alaskan dildo was before I learned what a dildo was. What's that one? We shit into a condom. Freeze it? Freeze it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But to stick with my point real quick, I like to think that the women I sleep with have showered at least once a day and not wipe their ass by dragging it across the carpet.

Starting point is 01:14:00 I don't know. I think dogs have weirdly clean assholes. That's why I said white person stuff. What? White person stuff. No, but don't you think? They got less bacteria in their mouth. Might as well have less in their assholes.

Starting point is 01:14:15 I'm not saying that. I'm saying visibly, don't you think that dogs' asses would just be like a shit show, literally? Yeah, you're right, because they have less of a... I don't know why we evolved. Look at a dog's ass. It's just... You're right because they have less of a i don't know why we evolved ass it's just it's you're right it's not like we have like an ass that like there's like cheeks and then you get in between it's just it just goes out it just cuts it off there's no like little particles yeah you would think that dogs would just have like shit hanging out of their ass all day i don't know they do some pretty good system come on in come on down all right i'm gonna pass it off to

Starting point is 01:14:42 the dog shit eater. Okay. Okay. John Rich has joined us. He just did the rundown. I'm sure you're kind of doing the rounds. Sure. I'm sure it's a big media day for you. You don't need the headphones. What?

Starting point is 01:15:01 What were you thinking? Like there was not really a clamoring for for this no not a clamoring not even a whisper really there was there was a whisper it was not a whisper i did there was a whisper in my very small john rich section okay that's what i mean nobody else yeah like by the time i saw me i learned about it watching it that's not how these things usually happen these things usually boil for 48 hours and then it's like he's doing it i was like oh just john ray oh he did it okay well you gotta strike while the iron's hot right you gotta eat shit while shit's in the noose why did you pour the high noon in it you like wait i didn't pour the high noon in it no you had like

Starting point is 01:15:46 it was like that was a different cup to like wash it down okay oh okay that makes more sense no i thought you were like you were kind of no there were two separate clear cups oh okay so maybe i guess that might look confusing okay that might that we we've all said we like none of us could watch it we so we all skipped around yeah i don't think many people actually watched it was very long i mean i watched the the the finale where you i mean you you took it down pretty easy it was like i think this guy's eating shit before you gagged like twice and then you were like i'm done i'm good let me back up one second because you said how there was like nobody talking about you you know the reason i did it right the beheading yeah you chopped your head yeah so the whole beheading thing and i thought that was the

Starting point is 01:16:28 easiest way to get rid of that yeah what bet was that so last year i said after michigan beat ohio state in the i guess the rivalry game last game of the season i still thought michigan sucked i was annoyed i lost a bet i bet a bunch on ohio state i said if michigan wins the national championship i'll cut off my head and then so like i've basically for the last however long like periodically people many things like that over the times and oh yeah i obviously it's a joke i'm not gonna cut off my fucking head yeah yeah yeah but i'm saying you also just don't you just don't just don't even let these things obviously yeah yeah obviously i could have just not done it and just went on with my life like you actually just used a very important word where you're like periodically someone will

Starting point is 01:17:10 mention it which i imagine is if you're using periodically i'm guessing it's pretty god damn and i'm not gonna lie like it kind of stirred up a little bit recently but only because like i tweeted about it yeah yeah by the way hey guys you cut your head off reach it hey you know just stir up stir up a little a little twitter action like hey remember i gotta cut off my head because ohio's tate did the thing where he said he had to do all this stuff so like i made a joke about it so i did have a few other people have been like oh yeah cut off your head cut off your head they mentioned it on the rundown i'm going to assume this debt to wash out my own debt and yeah so they talked about it uh it was nick training nikki smokes ohio's k on the rundown i'm going to assume this debt to wash out my own debt and yeah so they talked about

Starting point is 01:17:45 it uh it was nick train nicky smokes ohio's k on the rundown yesterday threw that out there as like a way to yeah bring an end to it right right right and honestly like i'm not gonna lie oh god like in my mind it wasn't like that hard or that disgusting to me i don't know what that says about me it says so much dude i think it says i'm a very mentally strong mind over matter type of person you could that's one way to look at it that's one yeah no that's just because i knew if i just took like a despicable dumpster of a human that's another way to look at it oh yeah like he eats shit and doesn't doesn't even phase him look i i wish i didn't do it my fiance is not i'm not i'm not sure she's gonna be home she might be halfway to ohio yeah i was gonna ask because you had a tweet being like

Starting point is 01:18:33 i think it was this morning like what are her parents saying right now what are your parents what are the family you know i was talking to my dad about the u.s open this morning and i was thinking he's just intentionally not yeah there's no fucking way i'd be like so talk to me about your shit eating son and be like i have failed as a father i'm just gonna pretend this didn't happen like there's a whole other element of this that we're just like women like we're just we haven't even really addressed what this means with women yeah we're just talking about the internet and sports and guys and honor and and then there's just a whole half of the population

Starting point is 01:19:05 this is fucking disgusting well that was a funny i don't know if jack mack mentioned this when he was here in one of his tweets about the guy he said imagine having to explain to your fiancee that you had to go zero dark 30 on twitter it was like like that's worse than explaining to your fiancee that you eat shit for Twitter. I was like, trust me, this is much worse having to explain to your fiance that you ate shit. Have you kissed her? No.

Starting point is 01:19:32 Obviously. I think she would have. Out of respect, I haven't tried. I'm not sure if I will for a while. Her friends are definitely in the group chat being like so you know yeah i haven't responded to my friends text yet

Starting point is 01:19:50 no one you're just so now you're going zero dark 30 i'm kind of i'm going to zero dark 30 on my friends which is you need to link up with three two one knolls i do we could start a shit eating the the it is the worst like when you have to talk about like i imagine every person doesn't like talking about their job but i particularly like it less yeah i don't like i don't like when a friend or and it happens extremely rarely periodically if you will um the like a friend or my parent will mention something to me like my dad did it with me very recently where he just let it slip he he was holding like four beers at a party and it was right after baseball baseball sketch and he's like he's ridiculous holding four beers like

Starting point is 01:20:38 look at that guy in the sketch and i was like don't ah you watch this yeah you watch those dude and that is and that's such a far cry so far from yeah like i look like you fucking putting shit into a cup and spooning it out well where i really went wrong and like this is just me being john don't you let me like i'm just talking like my mental like yeah process behind this where i really like went wrong and like i wish i didn't do it now like i'm being honest like it's cool in case you're like i wish i didn't eat shit um i just didn't like i wasn't that bothered by like i didn't like think it was that big of a deal so like because i knew if i just took the tiniest like fucking little bit like half an m&m size and just ate like a pill it would just be over.

Starting point is 01:21:28 He was saying he thinks you should go to a doctor. It's really not... I think you can... That's what I am a little worried about. I don't think... I think you can eat... Run some blood. I'm about to do audio crack, and I'm pretty sure Billy's going to tell me I'm going to

Starting point is 01:21:38 die. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to get like 45 minutes of you're about to die. There is such a chance that your dog has worms and now you have worms. That is obviously very much on the table. I also think you can take a smidge of like anything in the world and take a bite of it. That dude ate like a plane one time. Remember that dude who like ate a plane?

Starting point is 01:21:57 Yeah, but that stuff, I don't. People eat shit. People eat glass and couches and stuff. This is like biological bacteria. Yeah, there's a difference, you know? But also, I've seen my dog eat shit. People eat glass and couches and stuff. But this is like biological bacteria. Yeah, there's a difference, you know? That's true. But also, I've seen my dog eat shit a lot, too. Dogs eat shit pretty regularly.

Starting point is 01:22:10 Yeah, dogs do it all the time. People eat ass. That's what I said. You're just taking a pretty big step, but a step further. I don't think the tiniest bit is that far away from like sucking an ass for like 30 minutes. Sucking an ass. You could probably take a little drop of bleach, put it in your mouth. You'll be alright.

Starting point is 01:22:29 All these things that will kill you if you did enough of it, but if you do a little bit of it, you're probably okay. Is it still absolutely disgusting? Sure. Do you need to run to the doctor? Probably not. Maybe though. I feel pretty good. Not more mentally, I don't feel great mentally i would physically i

Starting point is 01:22:48 i would feel all right almost i would be it would be bad if you were like mentally like totally fine no yeah no i look i wish i would but you see no more shitting in your future you physically can do it but you mentally but i did kind of have the thought like because it was so easy that like you should be your thing all right how much like for a certain amount of money if i just had if i just had to eat that much shit a day and that could be my career i was so eat it took me 15 minutes kevin it took me 15 minutes i walked seconds when you actually did like the like yeah oh yeah the only reason it took me longer is because i was trying to find a red solo cup to match the guy's tweets i couldn't find one but i mean you i don't think there's too much of a market for no eating but if there was would you make this your career if dave was like i'll give you a raise if uh if i go home today and my fiance's gone and i gotta

Starting point is 01:23:44 start over and i'm completely single, maybe. Maybe. I love her, so I'm not going to do that to her. Are you joking about that? No, I'm joking. Is there like a 10% chance? But I think she definitely has been looking at me in a way that I feel pretty bad about. See, now I like it.

Starting point is 01:24:03 Now I feel kind of rough. You know what? Fuck that. John rich is a good dude who just did some shit for the boys and now you're gonna hold it against him fuck that and also you know what gave me like pft did it too we just like so that kind of gave me like yeah that's what people he kind of spit it out no but i i didn't i don't know about all that because he still put his mouth on shit so it definitely counts horseshit worse pft yeah i would say the horseshit didn't i don't know about all that because he still put his mouth on shit so it definitely counts horseshit worse pft yeah i would say the horseshit's worse i don't know the violent horseshit is like from what i've seen a lot of grass and it almost seems like

Starting point is 01:24:34 like a um that is true yeah it seems like a mud pad because you can step in horseshit and like not notice it like it's been like no you can't i would say there's an honest country you can pft also has just when you think of pft you're like you might think of him as the pop punk guitar front man you think of him as the number one podcaster in the world the sunglasses guy the the this the that he kicks the field goal he like he does a lot of stuff you know people also you don't quite have that resume people also think of me as that picture where i looked like i was dead yeah so that's cool so you're you are like the the the almost dead meth head poop eater you're pretty bacteria focused yeah that's your genre if you will we they do tell everyone to specialize here if you can really hone in on something if you had a podcast

Starting point is 01:25:19 solely about that maybe you would hit damn maybe this is just you know you just open yourself up to like the dark the dark web now there are people out there who are like turned on by this i don't know i don't know no again i i wish i didn't do it but at the same time like no regrets i it is nice to have the beheading thing well i definitely made that more of a thing in my head than anybody actually told about it you clearly wanted to get that off your books like i did a bit yeah and also you know you're a fucking bar stool and you're like oh it'll be good content to eat has dave has dave said anything no dave usually hates this kind of stuff yeah i i would imagine i've lower in the bar type stuff he always is like fucking hates it. So I was not expecting like they ever had any of them to be like, oh, yeah, good job.

Starting point is 01:26:09 But because it's like college football oriented, like it'll come up on their show. I'll probably be like, I fucking hate this. I hate this. It's disgusting. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah. All right. Well, you know, hey, you got that bet off your off the ledger.

Starting point is 01:26:22 So thank God. In the end, it was all a good thing. Yep. That's what we're going to keep us updated on the fiance. I will. In the end, it was all a good thing. Yep, that's where we're going with it. Keep us updated on the fiancé. I will. I appreciate it, guys. Thanks for having me. The NFL week one is here,

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Starting point is 01:27:15 placing it all in the boston prince when they see on the cup wow i'm not gonna do that i am not making that promise i am not making any sort of promise. Primarily because my teams are not teams that will win. But, man, that would be cool. It would be awesome. I don't think I'm going to win the survivor pool, so it doesn't really matter. But I am really looking forward to playing something that's not a better option. It does seem like something that you should be able to win. But same thing with regular survivor pools.

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Starting point is 01:28:09 I hope that's not a fake stat. I saw it on Twitter, though. Dude, stats are so hard. The other day I got worked up about a tweet. I can't believe I still have this effect on me, but it does. It was like a Mahomes Brady thing. Yeah. And some cheese fan being like tom brady's never won a super bowl without a top 10 defense

Starting point is 01:28:30 patrick mahomes has and i was like oh that's a pretty good pretty good argument it's just not true well brady's won it with a ninth mahomes won with 11th so stupid so dumb i hate that i hate that i saw like quotes me by a pats fan being like actually here's the fucking real and i have like the breakdowns like here's their beat game god bless the people who take the time to do that i was like oh okay so yeah that's not a good argument you know what i'm seeing a lot in baseball particularly this year is like this is the first player ever with 23 home runs 17 triples 21 stolen bases and a batting average of 289 or higher i mean i guess that's

Starting point is 01:29:06 good but yeah no fucking kidding and it was it also by the way for that stat the defenses were like exactly the same it was just ranked differently that year that year yeah it was like the they gave like the exact amount of points per drives exact amount of points per game if anything it probably proves that like that's what you need you know yeah that's that's one anyway back to the touchdowns uh get ready to do your touchdown dance all you got to do is pick a person to get score a touchdown if they do you hit your bet and right now new customers you bet five bucks and you get 250 dollars in bonus bets instantly plus you get a free month of nfl plus premium uh which is the cable package where you can watch the nfl So download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code KFC.

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Starting point is 01:31:07 Issued as one bonus bet equal to amount of initial losing bet and expires 168 hours after issuance. See dkng.com slash promos for deposit, wagering, and eligibility restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. The pizza scale paradox is as follows. When Dave Portnoy scores a pizza, it's never going to be a 10.0, right? Because of the room for improvement principle, you can't give a pizza 10.0 because then if you have a better pizza, you cannot give it a better score. If that logic prevails,

Starting point is 01:31:38 you cannot give a pizza a 9.9 because if you have a better pizza, as we previously stated, you cannot give it a 10.0. And if that's true, you can't give a pizza a 9.8 because if you have a better pizza, as we previously stated, you cannot give it a 10.0. And if that's true, you can't give a pizza a 9.8 because you can't give a pizza a 9.9 because you can't give a pizza a 10.0. And if that's true, then you can't give a pizza a 9.7, so on and so forth to the point where,

Starting point is 01:31:59 where really is the number. It's a great point. I've, I've had this thought before.enn's got one of the better minds in this world i we we need we need to like access his brain a little more yeah um i thought about with gymnastics i thought about it with with uh with the pizza or just that notion in general it's like if you i don't know if you did if it's like the perfect thing

Starting point is 01:32:26 you gotta say yeah you gotta say it like like like like nadia comanici got a 10 and what simone biles does like blows a lot of the shit her shit out of the water but some of the shit that she did in there is still like perfect and like simone biles doesn't do so if you think every every judgment should be based on in what i've seen until right now right this is the best i've ever seen right because it's yeah it's like this you are the best to ever play the game of basketball and then michael jordan comes along and then lebron james comes along and then you know so and also with with pizza you know sports like gymnastics does change a lot like i said a 10.0 back then is a fucking 1.0 today right pizza is all within the same realm it's still gonna be bread cheese sauce and like sometimes it's crispier and sometimes

Starting point is 01:33:21 it's cheesier and sometimes it's sweet and sometimes it's garlicky, like whatever. But it's all in the same ballpark. Yeah. So you're never going to be like, oh, my God, I've got to knock that 10.0 down to a 4.6 because of this pizza. It's like you knock it down to like a 9.9. Yeah. I think if you see a Simone Biles performance or you eat a slice of pizza that makes you go like holy shit this is the best that i have ever had or seen up until this moment and i cannot think of anything i want differently

Starting point is 01:33:51 it's a 10 yeah and then if someone comes along and does like a you know quadruple flip you're like that's a 10 yeah and you put an asterisk around the one, you know, the previous one. When I first, you know, I had not had a bite of Sally's pie before this point. You know, it's all we people have brains. People understand, you know, when someone's like, you know, like Jack Featherbottom back in 1896 hit like 90 home runs. Like, that doesn't count. We know that that's just like fake baseball. We just know.

Starting point is 01:34:28 As time goes on, we just know. If the pizza game changes that much, I actually think, if anything, pizza is so consistently good or bad or otherwise, that that's the one thing where you could proclaim. It's a 10. A 10. proclaim it's a 10 a 10 yeah like you know they're like the way they you cook steak and the way that these these these restaurants come up with meals are like so ever-changing that it's like oh my god yeah i'm sure the first time that someone thought to fry chicken instead of like just eat it you know roasted they were like oh my god chicken is so much better now pizza ain't doing that pizza's been the same for a long fucking time dude i was

Starting point is 01:35:07 uh this is similar to pizza actually i assume dave has judged this pizza place santarpio's in boston's like a really great pizza place and i um i got a custom suit made for my brother's wedding i'm officiating it wow and uh And the place is called Drinkwater in Cambridge. And I had to go up there to get my final fitting. And it's fucking sick, by the way. I just have to interrupt you real quick because I quickly corrected myself, but I just got to say this out loud.

Starting point is 01:35:37 Because you said a restaurant, I thought you said a custom soup. I was like, this guy made a soup for his brother's wedding? And then I very quickly realized he said soup. But for split second i was about to be like what flavor is the soup the suit is great little flare leg got a wider lapel very nice very nice anyway because i was up there i was like i'm gonna get santarpios and i don't know how there aren't more car actions than the ted williams tunnel after you pick up santor because reading in the car dude i was eating the car and it was so hot and like literally the roof i'm out that's still burned yeah that's why i went i went home friday

Starting point is 01:36:14 because i had to try that suit on yeah came back saturday for the party went back home sunday came back here monday i either went to or from new york every day on my vacation wrong with you bro um but so we're driving through the tailwind tunnel and he's holding the pizza and i was like give me a slice he's like still really hot look and i was like give me a slice and i'm like i'm like like you're trying i'm like i'm driving in the car and i'm like i'm just like shoving it down i'm like god that was good give me another slice he was like dude no give me another slice i ended up having three slices in the tunnel and i was like at one point i was holding it in this hand and driving with this arm

Starting point is 01:36:57 but like moving it like this trying to get some air out to let it cool down and he's like just let me hold it until it cools down then you can eat it like it's too good it's too good this is 10 this is 10 i think that there's a place right around the corner from me lombardo's that dave went to and i spoke to the guy and he had a pizza a pizza place's nightmare he's like my guy like gave him like a raw pie that was undercooked. We just fucked up the moment. I wasn't here. Dave came in. We fucked it up.

Starting point is 01:37:29 And it's the best pizza I've ever had. I mean, I haven't had as many places as Dave, but it's a slice of pizza that as I'm eating it every time, I'm going, oh, my God. Every bite I go, oh my god. And I chew it, and then I get to the switch to the crust, and I'm like, oh my god. To myself, I was like, oh god. To me, if that happens, that's like the best

Starting point is 01:37:56 slice of pizza you've had. And then maybe tomorrow, it's like that blows that out of the water. But for right now, oh my god. Lombardo's is it for me. I feel so bad for them. Because I also can you do anything? I'm like, absolutely not. If I tell Dave that, he'll probably come in and give it a worse score.

Starting point is 01:38:12 I've done that once. If you recommend something to Dave, he will actively be like, I don't think it's that good. Just out of spite. The last thing you want is that. I think I did Pizza Marvin for him in Providence. It was really good. And then, honestly, I don't even know how to find it because I didn't say this guy's number.

Starting point is 01:38:31 But he sent me a text once. Let me see if I can find it. Because this was the nicest thing. Where it's like, yeah, dude, that's how it's done. I don't know how i'm gonna find this give you i'm not sure if it is lombardo's it might be a different place that i have gone to there's definitely a place i go to that has a picture of him and it says if this man walks through the door come get me i don't think it's that place but i see that all the time yeah a lot of places do that

Starting point is 01:38:58 yeah it's like come get me or johnny you know i can't find it but the I got a random text from a number. And it was like, yo, dude, I got your number partying in Newport once like 10 years ago. I've never called you. I've never texted you. I've never done anything. I'm asking this one favor. Judging by Dave's Instagram story, he's in my – I think he's in like Western Mass. He's like, it seems like Dave's around.

Starting point is 01:39:23 Can you have him come to this pizza place? And I was like, I will. I don't know. I said, I will try for you. So I just texted Dave. I was like, I hear his pizza. I said exactly what he said. Pizza is the greatest pizza in the world. Do with that information what you will. He didn't reply to that one. But I think he did go to Pizza Marvin.

Starting point is 01:39:39 I think he did like that. Yeah, I mean, it's also like he will go to them because he needs places to go. But I just feel like in the back of his head, if he's like, those guys like it. Yeah. It's like, I don't want to do this to you. You know? Yeah. You're better off waiting and maybe getting a real Dave score than me setting this up and getting like a poison pill score.

Starting point is 01:39:58 You know? Because he might just be like, fuck you. So, next up. What's up, KFC? So, my buddy just borrowed my old-ass truck behind me. And you know that little, like, pep talk, like, briefing session, whatever you give someone before they borrow your vehicle, particularly when it's, like, old, about all, like, the weird random shit that they have to look out for or warn them about? For example, I'm like'm like yeah the window if

Starting point is 01:40:25 you're all down too far you gotta jimmy it up a little bit or take a sharp left turn the radio cuts out for whatever reason it's fine i'm gonna look at uh the put gas in it it's fine um what if you had to give that pep talk to someone borrowing like your physical body that's a great question like they're taking oh my god borrowing God. My list would be so long. For example, I'd be like, yeah, you know, left index finger twitches uncontrollably every so often, but it's fine.

Starting point is 01:40:55 It's an old nerve injury I'm getting looked at. We're good. If it gets a little jittery, throw some nicotine in it, you'll be fine. And assuming they see you so you don't have to be like, I'm tall or I'm short or whatever. What are some things you would have to prep somebody if they were taking over your body about?

Starting point is 01:41:12 I mean, the list is endless. Like your arms are going to go numb, but if you throw your arm over your head, your arm will be better. Your – arm will be better you're you're you're uh i i the my hip i believe your right hip will lock up like just kind of give it a smack give it a little whack it'll crack in yeah yeah um my my legs your legs at night will you will wake up every morning being like oh my god i don't think i can walk anymore within the walk to the bathroom, it'll shake. I mean, every single morning I wake up and I'm like, oh, what happened to me?

Starting point is 01:41:51 It's just like, all right, I'm good. Sometimes you'll wake up and you'll think it's an earthquake. It's just a panic attack. I've done that. It doesn't happen so often anymore but like i literally thought like it was an earthquake where like it's but it's just my heart beating like shaking i'm like and it's just laying in bed that sounds terrible like it is like like it's not just like i don't feel it like like it's shaking like the bed is shaking christ i felt it like on the walls i'm like what the fuck

Starting point is 01:42:18 oh it's you it's me that's not only a testament to how crazy your anxiety attacks are it's just your body is the same reason you can't hang for two minutes too much well that that would honestly be the biggest one where it would be like it would almost be like letting someone drive a lamborghini right like be careful lamborghini be careful of this body like dude just so you know you can consume anything i was gonna say the opposite more like like like be careful with this thing like you don't know your strength like if, more like be careful with this thing. You don't know your strength.

Starting point is 01:42:46 If you're fucking around with someone, you can seriously injure them. There would be some of that. It's like just – Take it slow. Don't let the gas out all the way because – I did this with my sister or something like that this weekend. We were playing pickleball or something like that, and I just kind of picked her up afterwards.

Starting point is 01:43:02 We were playing two-on-two, and she was like and she was like what the hell yeah yeah it's like you're you know playing with like little children i i mean i would i i sneeze no minimum nine times now mostly 10 if you don't know that's coming and you start sneezing and you and you by five you're like i'm never gonna stop right right like you have to there was a period of time where i used to like be afraid of that now i know it's it's usually 10 so i'm like i count i'm always like it's usually in it's like a sneeze and then three batches of three so you're good on that um i probably tell me you're a lefty just just so you know because it is confusing with you do a bunch of different things yeah yeah yeah just like yeah it will be there will be times like am i just really bad at writing no you're laughing you're an idiot

Starting point is 01:43:51 i i think i'll definitely still have a like uh like a like a just jerk off reminder just be like when you start having thoughts just empty the tank you'll feel better i think i think that's for mostly all of us but you know you'll have some poisonous thoughts just get rid of the poison and you'll have a clear head it's like i'm trying to think like because it's also mostly it's just like you have to ignore like i this i would love to do this because i would love someone to jump in my body and be like oh this is what i feel too and then like i'll stop thinking about it or worry about it because everyone deals with it or i think someone would jump in and be like, this is what it feels like for you all the time.

Starting point is 01:44:27 Like this is fucking crazy. And then I'd be like, all right, I'm not, I am justified. This fucking sucks. Like your back will be in shambles all the fucking time. You can also just tell them like,

Starting point is 01:44:37 like if someone says numbers, just check it out. I started, I started doing that about third grade. It's worked out fine, but like, just don't even, don't even like, that's not our game, brother. It's worked out fine, but just don't even. That's not our game, brother. That's not our game.

Starting point is 01:44:48 Your memory, don't even. Do not rely on your memory. Write everything down you possibly can. Sometimes you're going to think a dude's hot. Don't. That would be the real one. You're not actually gay. You might think it.

Starting point is 01:45:06 I don't know how you feel about dudes. When you get in this body, you might want to fuck them. Don't. Don't go fucking guys. Don't you do that. Don't you give me my body back after you fuck some guys. Because then I really am gay. Don't you give this dick back after being, after fucking dudes.

Starting point is 01:45:23 That's hilarious. All right, last one. That reminds me of the Sam Morrill joke. I think he had two specials ago where he's talking about when murderers get caught and they're talking about just listen to the voices in my head. He's like, dude, we all

Starting point is 01:45:38 have voices in our head. You don't listen to them. He's like, if I listen to the voices in my head, I'd be a sometimes gay street fighter look at this guy holy shit crocodile dundee up in this bitch kfc radio team mike here i need some clarification on something i think you guys can help me out jackie maybe maybe this one's more in your wheelhouse so i've been dating this girl for six months or so give or take she's very beautiful very opinionated very outspoken very fucking brash sometimes i would even describe her as

Starting point is 01:46:21 but is what she is she's her own person fantastic anyway recently she's started to describe herself and her attitude changed everything has changed she just started describe herself as demure what the fuck where did this come from is this a new word that we're just that we're just bringing up now pretty well read guy i've never heard the word demure looked it up it means shy and mindful peaceful hey she tried to kick my windshield out when she was hammered not that long ago not demure so we gotta we gotta stop this just because you hear something on the internet doesn't mean everybody is demure and it always seems like the most non-demure women want to say that they're fucking demure it's like a narcissist like you said kfc

Starting point is 01:47:05 most narcissists call each other narcissists that are narcissists or whatever the fuck you said anyway we gotta get rid of this demure thing or just stop making up these words because these girls like this one who have no business using this word suddenly think that they need to call themselves demure and and they act like it's like what's her name fucking elaine from seinfeld either have grace or you don't you ain't got grace so anyway i think about this a lot if you did you did you know about the like the the virality i knew of it i didn't see it all that much but i knew so i think about the people who like if you're off the internet sometimes you must just get like blindsided by shit yeah it's like what what is the money thing what do you mean give me my money yeah what do you mean you're demure and mindful it's like i'm i'm probably now like anywhere between

Starting point is 01:47:57 a day and a week late on things i used to be like up to the minute on everything right and now i'll probably find out you know from the young kids they'll tell me something and then sometimes i catch up on something like oh this is like last week but then they're but that's still in the grand scheme of things you're like on the cutting edge because there's so many people in the regular world who don't see that shit for like months yeah or ever they just don't ever see it it is it is such a weird thing and i've kind of mentioned this before but like i think anything cool can't come from the internet anymore it's it's half-life is too short where's it uh like it almost has to start in regular culture and eventually get to the internet

Starting point is 01:48:36 because things that are on the internet they burn too hot they're like fucking yeah white phosphorus stars or whatever the fuck you call it. I think that's it. It gets so hot, so popular that it just becomes... People want to tear it down quick. Traditionally, something that's popular can't be cool because it's that popular already. By definition, it's lame. It happens two days later, everyone's tweeting it.

Starting point is 01:49:00 I think it's part of the life cycle of the internet and stuff like that. Saturdays for the boys couldn't be a thing anymore. No. Saturdays with the Boys was the perfect. The internet was there, but not being used to tear things down yet. Yeah. Because what happens now, and I get this too, is people are like, if they don't like the joke or they're not in on the joke or whatever, they want it to stop almost.

Starting point is 01:49:24 They're like, oh, we're still doing this? Yeah. It's been 12 hours. Literally. Things don't like the joke or they're not in on the joke or whatever, they want it to stop almost like, Oh, we're still doing this. Yeah. It's been 12 hours. It's like literally it's, it's happened yesterday. Yeah. Right. So I also think it depends on what the thing is because like every girl can

Starting point is 01:49:35 say I'm demure and mindful. Not every girl can do the Tik TOK dance. Right. So it depends on like what the thing is. Can I just do it myself? Can I, can I jump on this trend or not? Because when everybody can do it, then that's when it becomes like nauseating, you know?

Starting point is 01:49:48 Yeah. When it's something that like only you have to have a little bit of a talent to do it or a little bit of, you know, a little je ne sais quoi where it's not just the average person can jump on this trend. But the life cycle used to be like things were cool for five years, ten years. Yeah. Like they were long enough. Now it gets popular. It will have a million views in an hour. Brands will be tweeting it in two hours.

Starting point is 01:50:13 It will be over in six hours. Right. That's insane. You know what? I find – You can't have a culture like that. No. It just changes too fast.

Starting point is 01:50:21 Yeah. But I guess like the things that really are really popular stick, and that's when you know you have something that's like a monster like what would be an example like certain memes and certain gifts that are like always used but like what was the last one you would think of like i think they're all and this is this is obviously comes partly with like being an older person and not really no like i still still think the only ones that have lasted are like the Crying Jordans and is that kind of just an older guy saying

Starting point is 01:50:51 my music was the best I genuinely think I know that every generation says that I think there's something different when the internet gets involved I really believe that I think when you're old and if you live through any sort of like revolution of of media I think it's different I think if they're like generations go by where

Starting point is 01:51:13 life doesn't really change I think there's a natural like my music was better or things aren't better when like in the last 10 to 20 years the way you do things the way you consume things all that radically changes i actually do think in some cases things are less quality not as good different worse whatever i actually read an article the other day that's pretty interesting that like the only thing AI is making severe changes in is our standards. Where, like, what we consider good writing or what we consider art or, like, not even art, but, like, that's the only thing that's changing. Right. It's, like, no one's getting tricked. No one's, like, all that stuff.

Starting point is 01:51:59 It's just, like, people see it and, like, well, that's AI art. Yeah, yeah. It's a piece of shit. Also, even that, though, people just go, like, that's AI. That i are yeah yeah it's a piece of shit you just also even even that though people just go like that's ai that's it that's all that's really happening you know what i mean i guess like maybe maybe we don't maybe there are some things i've been tricked into thinking that i don't realize but most of the time people just go that's ai yeah that's what ai does i think everything always everything new is always going to have a scare like that. I do genuinely think music has a much bigger copycat vibe to it because of the internet and the ability to do it yourself and just be like, I'm just going to do what that person does because it works and I want to get famous. Yeah. Whereas I think people used to make their own type of music.

Starting point is 01:52:40 I think they still do. There are the people who blow up. Of course. But I think there's just more of everything, and it's lesser than, and there's less barriers of entry. And you are doing it kind of for the right. I do think people used to make music that they liked, and then people liked it. And now it's like, I'm making music that I want you to like. I think that's a difference yeah but i think i think those people always existed but they but they didn't

Starting point is 01:53:10 they didn't get like they you had to get on a label you had to get now you can like put it out there go viral within your little thing become famous within your little thing and people give you attention you get money and all that shit where i don't think those people used to make it yeah so you had to have like a certain level before you got on but like katie perry or like katie perry was like is like such an example of that and what what did she do like she did like she didn't want to make pop music like she she yeah he is like yeah the example of like someone seeing a hot person and be like oh i'm gonna do that but i also i think i think katie perry i think of katie perry that way i think of her as like as that you know what i

Starting point is 01:53:49 mean but she got huge yeah yeah yeah yeah that was 20 years ago but i think when you know like like like sexy red will just never like compute to me i don't get it you know and it's like if you're laughing about it and it's a joke it's's one thing. But if you really like that, I don't get that. And I think that's not as good music. But I think those people have always existed too. I actually saw the other day that – and I've actually said this before without any factual information to back it up, and now I have it. I was like, there are six people, and we've all been invented. Yeah, yeah. Like six i actually i was

Starting point is 01:54:27 kinds of people but i was wrong it's 16 there are 16 psychological types and like we've all been here forever and we'll all be here yeah it's just different variations of it yeah yeah that i do understand to an extent too yeah but i think when you have access to like the entire world, I just don't think that we are like there. Like, I don't think we have caught up as a people to like what the Internet allows you to do. Yeah. Just you used to just live with like 16 people. That was it. You knew like your parents, your friends, your family, your teachers.

Starting point is 01:55:01 Like that was it. And now it's like you are just exposed to the whole fucking world at all times and i don't think that's normal and i think that leads to a little bit of like quantity over quality at times yeah there's certainly things that are always applicable but i do think that there are there are certain things where it's like this is shittier than it was that's just a fact like come on come on you know um but if you if you yeah if you're not one of those people on the internet you sometimes you must just be like what is going on here i wonder how that works if you're like an extremely online girlfriend or an extremely online boyfriend dating an extremely offline person like are you annoyed

Starting point is 01:55:40 by their constant online or like these are like the funniest person ever? Are they just repeating to you like the good stuff? I would think if you if you're a guy and a girl is just being. I think a guy would put up with a girl being like an annoying online person more so than the other way around. I don't know. Like if I if I think guys are annoyed by girls anyway. I think guys are annoyed by girls anyway. So it's like, I don't know. You're talking about some I met a girl. I think guys are annoyed by girls anyway. Huh? I think guys are annoyed by girls anyway. So it's like,

Starting point is 01:56:06 I don't know. You're talking about some fucking mindful, demure shit on the internet. Whereas if a girl, I think a girl would be like, he gave me the ick. Yeah. And I dumped him right away because he like did a TikTok dance.

Starting point is 01:56:15 But I definitely, I, I, I dated like, not dated. I think I told this recently where I like went on a date with a girl who had a blog. And I read the blog. You were out on it pretty quick.

Starting point is 01:56:24 And I was like, this is not. Yeah. I would hate me pretty much. I can't date me. This is a nightmare. Yeah. And also, by the way, it wasn't even a little bit funny. I'm a better blogger. She wasn't trying to be, but it was just like, this thing stinks.

Starting point is 01:56:41 I mean, you were a pretty good blogger, bro. Do you ever wish you blogged again um if you if we could make if we could make our money blogging versus this would you do it no because i don't think i want to like write the kind of things like barcelo fans want to read okay but let's okay let's say you could do that what do you mean let's say you could do that what do you mean let's say you could make money right like you could write about the things you want to write and people would like it and you would make money and be like as successful not more or less but like right here and it was also to be clear maybe i have a misjudgment but like just the way i hear

Starting point is 01:57:20 people talk about the blog i'm like oh they don't they wouldn't want to read anything i have to say anyway you know you said the other day i I think you said it off mic, though. You're talking about like people should go to the movies because you need to support like the movies you like. Yeah, we'll make it. I think the blog is the is the poster child for that. It's like diehard old school fans say that. And you weren't reading the blog like they stopped reading the blog. You know, like it was or like you just didn't.

Starting point is 01:57:47 Maybe, maybe, maybe. Sometimes I wish as a podcaster early on, I wish I had like groomed the audience to be like, please just use our promo codes when you you're gonna buy shit throughout your life yeah you shit like please try to use the things that we are sponsored by because it'll help us you know do it for and if it sucks then you go back to the other thing yeah but like at least give us a shot first and use our promo code use our link because if you really like this show we need this to work rather than like just being like i'm trying to convince you this is a good product and doing it like like just be honest about it you know what i mean and honest about it every day like maybe it's maybe it's not too late maybe we could do that now like please just use if you're gonna if you're gonna uh get a house go to simply safe because who

Starting point is 01:58:36 fucking cares just we do so you know what i mean so i i wish that that like um and and then so i wish there was a level of like if you liked to read the blog, then like you needed to support it in a way financially. You know what I mean? Like I don't I guess it's different because you can like podcast and you can just like go use those things where it used to be like banner ads and shit. Yeah, it's like I don't know. I wish you guys like clicked on those things more or something you know because then if we could make but they did also defend them they did merch was so merch was the thing right right so but i'm wondering like if there

Starting point is 01:59:14 was a if there is a way to if you really want the blog back you know can can can that match with like the finances you know what i mean yeah because it's like you just make a certain amount of money per podcast whereas writing blogs was ultimately free until it became you bundle it all together and you could you know what i mean right this is just like you make a thing and people sponsor it but it's like if i would love to write again i'm a much better writer than anything else i did but this is just how you make the money you know so it's like if if you would actually pay for it or something i'll start writing again tomorrow but i just don't think they would do that you know what i mean so it's like do

Starting point is 01:59:51 you really like it not that much because if you did we would you know probably i guess there are probably people who have like sub stack and patreons and shit where it's like you pay for it you don't for us you know it's like i think if barstool ever went paywall i think people would go crazy you know so it's like do did you really like it that much because when the athletic did it and the times did it people were mad but most a lot of people just did it too you know so i don't know i but i i do i think if i could go back to writing i i mean i get to scratch at it now like in writing sketches and stuff yeah yeah so i actually been writing more than I've written in a long time. I don't post it anywhere, but I write a lot more now.

Starting point is 02:00:30 I had like a mental breakdown. I wrote like 6,000 words. 6,000? Yeah. Just wrote it in my email. Did you send it to anybody? Nope. Nope.

Starting point is 02:00:41 I had a really weird mental breakdown over the strangest thing i could give you a billion guesses i almost want to save this for next episode because we're so deep i'll do it next episode next episode on kc radio my mental breakdown was sparked by something that i i literally mean nobody in the history of the world, if they were given infinite guesses, would ever come up with this. We'll see you next episode.

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