KFC Radio - A Star Is Snubbed, God's Plan for Cody Parkey, MFK Monday, and Europe Changed My Girlfriend

Episode Date: January 8, 2019

KFC and Feits Golden Globes, Cody Parkey's double doink, and invent the NoMentions app. MFK Monday, Pete Davidson's big dick, porn in black body suits. Voicemails include: Europe changed my GF, fell asleep during a threesome, make it rain anything you want, and tider matched with a cam girl. After voicemails, Romeo Miller joins to talk about breaking Michael Jackson's records, growing up in No Limit, his father Master P, Growing up Hip Hop, Ex On The Beach and if he'd give it all up to play basketballYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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on your sofa. John. I mean, your, your borough is basically your, your bed too. Cause you can't even get your ass to fucking bed. You just pass out on the couch all the time.

All the time. I slept on the couch like three days last week. Why are you tired? You have nothing to be tired about. I'm tired all the time. I hate to be that guy. You know, you like call me when you have kids or a wife or whatever,

but it's like, God damn, you shouldn't be tired. Although it's all relative. I don't know guy. You know, you like call me when you have kids or a wife or whatever, but it's like, God damn, you shouldn't be tired. Although it's all relative. I don't know why. I mean, I don't go to bed until like three o'clock in the morning. That'll do it. That's yeah. That does it.

Like, yeah, but I basically live like I have a kid. Yeah, no, but no. There's a quote. John Henry Feidelberg lives like he's had, like he has a kid. I don't sleep. That's There's a quote. John Henry Feidelberg lives like he has a kid. I don't sleep. That's why I'm tired. Yo, there's something different about when you're doing something you want to do or you like doing until 3 in the morning, though. It's like if I'm watching a movie, it's great.

If I'm just fighting a little fucker to go to sleep. Well, it's great while I'm doing it. I'm not tired while I'm doing it. But then when I wake up four and a half, five hours later, then I'm like, God damn, that alarm's going off again. Are you kidding me? Being tired's the worst. It's like, this morning, especially because I didn't do anything all weekend. All I did was sleep.

So I was like, I'm going to wake up, and I'm going to be refreshed on Monday. Finally, I'll be back. Not how it works. And the alarm went off. I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now? You know what it is? Because sleep is like heroin. You get addicted.

Like, right away right so like if you sleep 20 hours here your body wants it again so the first time you got to wake up at like early in the morning and go it's like well wait a minute for the last three days we've slept like 12 hours bro yeah what's happening here that's true you go to withdrawal i didn't wake up before 1 p.m oh my god like you were asleep until 1? Just like having a kid During the week Until 1pm Yeah like 1.15 both days I couldn't do that if you put a gun

If you like drugged me and put a gun to my head I would wake up At like 9.30 My sleep's been really fucked up I don't know why But like I'll get up at 5.30 And then I won't be able to fall back asleep until 7.30. So I went to like during the week this weekend, I would like go to bed at 1 or 2 and wake up at like 4.30, 5.30. And I'd stay up until like 7.

All right. So you took a nap, really? Yeah. Doing like a 7 a.m. nap. It's weird. I do. I'm still like getting back on. I think it's a sign of being horribly unhealthy.

That probably helps. This weekend, all I ate was salads. This weekend, all I drank were green juices. Wow. You feel skinny? No. Because you just feel like shit. We're just tired. Look at you. SATs up in this bitch.

It's just a hopeless quest to be healthy and feel good. It's a fruitless labor. It's not going to happen. I texted you this weekend that I was done with it. That was great. That was great.

We were talking about our New Year's resolutions. He was like, I'm already done with trying to exercise to be healthy. It's January 4th. I'm out on it. We're going to focus on mental health this year because physical health is out. And honestly, the scary thing is fixing the mental health is probably harder than fixing the physical health. And the physical health is literally impossible.

So you do the math on our mental health. God damn. Mental health. The only person on the planet worse than us right now is Cody Parker. Or is he? Because all he does is just go, ah, God's plan.

What up, Drake? God's plan. He works in mysterious ways. No big deal. You know what? Yeah. He's probably just like. Sleeping like a baby.

He's with his wife who doesn't care. Although, you know, she's kind of like, God, I wish my husband hit that. 100%. She's probably hot. Hot chicks still want to be with the dude who wins. Yeah, I wish we were at an after party right now. Right, right. I guess. I don't know.

Not even. I wish we were strutting into Sunday Mass with it being like, yeah, that's right, motherfucker. Getting called out by the pastor. We got the hero over here. 100%. All those people, man. It was crazy to see him take a knee.

But what about the point immediately? At least to take a knee afterwards, you're like, well, this is what I always do. Just stick to my ritual. It is what it is. He pointed to the sky as the ball was doinking to the ground. Yeah, he did that. I almost think maybe he didn't know

at that point. Yeah, like maybe he thought it went in? Because everyone had a very delayed reaction. No one really knew what the hell happened. I thought it bounced in after the first doink. So did I. Yeah. And, like, because the camera angle was kind of, like, jumbling around trying to find the ball. And the refs had a delay.

Like, they waited until it hit the ground to do the fucking no good. I, like, screamed three times. I was like, oh, oh, oh! It's like it was coming. But the, so maybe he was confused, but I was flabbergasted when i saw the knee that's that's crazy if anything even if you believe that like just know that there's a whole bunch of asshole atheist fans who are gonna fucking hate you for it even if you believe that and even if you don't factor them factor them in just like is is is i understand that people put their entire lives into their faith and into the Lord and stuff like that.

But isn't there – is your relationship with him or is his relationship with you so demanding? Bro, he doesn't have a relationship with you. That you can't – God is the most one-way abusive relationship. Like when that girl just like shows up at 2 a.m. and fucks you and then gets kicked out the next day. And she tells all her friends that they're actually going to be together. And he really likes me. And we're going to date soon. And it's not just sex.

That's God. That dude fucking that girl is God. Yeah, you show up to my house once a fucking week. You give me your money. You give me your praise. And then I kick you the fuck out. I throw you into the goddamn wild. Ignore you.

And let the world eat you alive. I ghost you while you pray every night. I will never respond to you. Please, please, please. Just answer me this one time, please. Like, baby, please. Just give me like a K. Yeah.

Anything. Just give me some response. Let me know you're there. Nope. God's just like, you have to trust me. Yeah. It's all part of God. It's like.

God's plan. But you can't even be mad at God. No. I mean. Shit. I'm not saying. If the girl keeps showing up to fuck you, I'm not going to tell the guy to stop. Well, I'm saying if your if your faith is that strong, you still can't be like, dude, I'm mad you did that. Yeah, no, that's what I said. Like, can you at least be like mad at God for one night?

Can you at least be like, dude, I've been praying incessantly for 30 years and you can't give me this one thing? You're on the couch tonight. We will be fine in the morning. I'm not rebuking you. I'm not screaming like, why have you forsaken me? But I need my space right now. Seems totally fair. I need to not be with you at this moment because I'm angry.

That's what a healthy relationship would be. One where you're allowed to express anger and disappointment. And you'll be okay. But, you know. And I'll tell you what, too. I tweeted it last night. Just like a picture of it being like if I'm Cody Parker, me and God are on a break right now. Yeah.

And I had. It wouldn't go viral, but it got a lot of attention. Oh, yeah. And it was. I got a lot of God tweets. You have God Twitter on there? Oh, I was getting crushed by God Twitter last night. It's so easy to pray when things are good. It's hard when it's not.

Okay, but what am I thanking you for right now? What are we talking about? Unless Cody Parker came out. That's bad journalism. Someone's asking, what were you saying to God then? Yeah, maybe he was like, fuck. Were you like, you goddamn son of a fucking bitch? He's probably saying, that was fucked up, dude.

But thanks for that nine million guaranteed. Thanks for that three and a half mil that came my way. Maybe that know, he's probably saying, like, that was fucked up, dude. But, like, thanks for that $9 million guaranteed. Thanks for that $3.5 million that came my way. Maybe that's what he's saying. In which case, probably fair. Yeah, but there's no shot, he was saying. No shot. He was probably saying, like, thank you for another day of. That's exactly what I was just going to say.

Thank you for another day. Yep. Fuck that, man. I would say, like, why did you give me today? You should have taken me yesterday. I don't want to deal with this. i'm getting booed in my home stadium i have barcelona calling me a cocksucker non-stop 60 000 times like why did you just take me yesterday my time on this earth is clearly done why didn't you just get rid of me just throw me out with the trash just hey hey god whatever fucking terrorist attack you're gonna let happen next

Cause you're a mysterious plan Put me in it You fucking dick I had so many god freaks Give me a smash shooting the locker room I'm done with this I had so many god freaks up on my twitter That were like unfollow

And then they were retweeting people being like Well at least you didn't fuck someone when his wife was pregnant. They're like, fuck you. I'm like, Oh, well that's so holy of you. God did fuck someone's wife.

So let's, let's just, let's just get that out there. Okay. Well, if the God freaks were upset now Facts are facts God fucked someone's wife Outside of the marital bonds He violated his own commandment

If the God freaks weren't mad Then they're gonna be mad now John you mentioned Mass shootings Okay Good lead in. That was a reference to just God's plan stuff. I wasn't hoping for one of those or anything like that.

Well, there is someone who was hoping for one. This chick, mass shooter. She's a stripper in Tampa. Her handle is mass shooter? I don't know what her handle is. But she tweeted, I had a vision of a very public place, only one way in and one way out, preferably a bar or a club on a busy night. 2019 has a lot in store if my plans go accordingly. She has a Tumblr page.

The name is Taking Lives. And someone asked her if she has homicidal urges. And she said, I feel at times I have a lot of urges. Whether or not people will admit them is the question. So, yes, I have. I'm pretty excited. It will be my first gun, and I plan to get others. So, basically, she just goes on and on and on planning a mass shooting.

Oh. Now I ask the question, Don. Interesting question. Could you date a girl if you didn't like her social media? Well, these are two different things here. These are two entirely different things. Let's say, John, you fell in love with a stripper. It's happened once before. You're down in Tampa.

This girl is the whole package. She's a cute girl. Cute stripper. Yeah. But all of a sudden, things are going great. Sex is great. You're having a blast. All of a sudden, you find out she's a mass shooter.

Like, okay, yes, you're going to break up with that girl. But, like, how would you break up with that girl? I'm not citing this, because then you're the fucking one who's going to make it happen. That's, bro, every time there's a mass shooting. I'd break up with her the same way I'd break up with everybody. Pick a fight and let them break up with me. You're going to do that with a mass shooter?

Yeah, I'll pick a fight with her. I can tell by her look, she's talk yeah she really is i mean that's probably true it's like come on only white guys do this it's the way a hot chick is gonna do this you're just gonna go find a sugar daddy and realize life is awesome and not ruin this thing but every time it's always like well this person had just been like dumped or divorced or whatever. I'm not going. I'm not going to have that guilt on me. Oh, I would. Listen, if you if you if you're dating someone with murderous tendencies, you just got to ride it out. I guess I just slowly I just slowly separate.

That's that's another another tactic. Fine. Just like shout out to our girl, Erin Ryan. Right. That was part of her her acronym. Well, it was something like hers was so funny it was it was just like basically like slowly separate something like that like i just like you respond less and less and you just kind of dribble it out and then and then it kind of just because that gives the the other person a sense that it wasn't like them or

anything like that it was just like life happened you know like life got in the way things what you really got to do is hope something happens in your life bad then you can blame that yeah oh oh dude you know what sorry to change the subject speaking of that while i was sitting home um doing nothing all weekend um a quick little side note on that uh i didn't shower friday morning. I was just still not feeling right. Gross. And I didn't shower until last night. I showered at halftime last night for the first time all weekend. You must have stunk, dude. That is disgusting.

Disgusting. That is disgusting. It's like 72 hours. No shower. So gross. You're vile. I know. You are a vile person.

I'm not going to be called vile by some man who brushes his teeth once a day. Bro, my teeth are very clean. You are a dirty, dirty person'm not going to be called vile by some man who brushes his teeth once a day Bro, my teeth are very clean You are a dirty, dirty person Were you around any other people? No, I didn't get off my couch I went couch to bed I took under 200 steps this weekend That's a bad boy

Yeah, it was amazing If you don't shower for that long and you're around other people, you're a bad person No, no, no That's the reason I didn't shower I wasn't doing anything But anyway, the reason I bring this up is I was just kind of like scrolling Reddit And one of the popular topics of the front page were uh it was what's something like gross that's happened in your relationship that like people think is

disgusting but actually really like secured your bond or whatever okay and everyone was like in the first week of dating like he got cancer and like and then i like treated him for months and like i mean like i honestly get it but i probably wouldn't be out because i'd be feel too bad but i'd want to be out oh yeah well for sure like if you get cancer when you've been dating someone for like a week you break up with them you have to do the right thing and be like i'm gonna let you go yeah yeah you. You don't want to deal with this. Right. I genuinely would do that.

I'd be like, I have the fight of my life coming up. I don't need to feel guilty about you. If I get a bad haircut, I'll break up with you to save you. The embarrassment. Yeah, the problem. Just so you don't have to be around me. Like, look, I know this sucks. You can go.

It's like, we're done. I'll fucking, what's that movie? With John Lithgow? Where he's like, go, get out of here. Don't know, but that's what I'd be like. It's like it's kind of like a big, a barefoot, not barefoot, a big foot looking guy. Harry and the Hendersons. Harry and the Hendersons.

Get out of here. We don't love you anymore. Get out of here. What a reference. That's what I'd do. I'd come home and I'd just be like, look what they fucking did to me. Like, get out of here. I know you don't want this scarlet letter.

Yeah. I know you don't want to deal with this. There was, like, another one where it was a girl who got MRSA. And with MRSA, you can't let it heal until it's fully cured. So, like, she's like, he's stuffing me with fucking gauze. And she's like, I'm screaming crime because it hurts so bad. And then he's, like, helping me replace it. He's pulling out these pussy bloody gaues like like this is disgusting why would you make anybody do this

i honestly though when i thought it was gonna be like oh like i shit my pants by accident or something we all laughed about it because like i don't think of like getting cancer as gross i mean i know what comes with it but it's like oh maybe diagnosed cancer gross you're gross that might not have been the right word it's just things i thought yeah yeah yeah we're handling it right well it was like it was all like that they were eventually got to things like that like just like you know i i shit the bed like when i was drunk or like right right uh probably like morning sickness was like puking and shitting everywhere and all that stuff but like the first couple were all cancer mercs and stuff like that it was wild that happens early on

for real just console that it's a wrap wrap for everybody you all want it that way but again I probably it's easy for me to say sitting here yeah when you're in it you probably would just you can't add to it oh and by the way now you're dumb

if you were dating a girl who had like not mass shooting Twitter, but just, like, an annoying social media, could you handle it? Nah, yes. Would you just mute her? I just mute. Buddy. Buddy.

The mute button. It's the greatest thing of all time. I mean, it's well established how often I mute. I mute. You should see me yesterday. God, I was on a tear. Just muting. On a quest.

Can you give me an updated number? Yeah, I can't imagine it's much higher. On a quest to have everyone in the world muted. I wish there was a way I could just block my mentions. You should be able to just delete your mentions. How do you do that? I'm saying there should be a way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it's just like, I'm only here to put things out.

Like 1% of mentions are worthwhile. I mean, if you follow absolutely nobody, right? That's the way. If you follow nobody, do you have a mention? Do you have mentions? Yeah. Mentions are just things sent to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You need an app that just, so you can delete Twitter off your phone. Like you just need to, I think it would have to be a third party app. Oh, I used to have a thing where I would like text message a number and that would tweet. Remember that? That's what I need. Before there was a mobile app. I would just send like text messages to a green bubble and it would just put it on Twitter. But there should be a third-party app where you can see who you're following. Let's make an app called No Mentions.

Download No Mentions. And you can put tweets out because there's plenty of things to do that. I don't want no mentions. Hootsuite, TweetDeck, everything like that. You can tweet out and you can follow. But they usually include mentions because we're the only people who don't want to read mentions. Oh, I guarantee you we're not. I guarantee you we're not.

I guarantee you. Maybe not the majority, but we are strong. We are legion. There are people out there who want no mentions. Bill Simmons used to talk about it. We used to just fantasize about those days. Bill Simmons was like, I don't check my mentions. And we're like, God, that must be amazing.

You need to get big enough where you just can't keep up. I've always said for everything in life. No, I don't check my mentions. And we're like, God, that must be amazing. You need to get big enough where you just can't keep up. I've always said for everything in life. No, I don't think that exists. No? I don't think that ever exists. I feel like their mentions must come in. Kim Kardashian's must come in literally non-stop. I think video gaming. Video games where we're like, I can't keep up with that. I think we're young

people. We started Twitter as young kids and we just get it now. When I had 5,000 mentions, I was like, there's no way when I get 10,000 I can keep up. And I kept up. And I got 50,000. There's no way I can keep up with 100,000. I got 100,000. I can keep up.

And it's like, you just keep going and going and going. I can always keep up. The need for attention is just insatiable. Despite not even really wanting it. We just can't control ourselves. Unbelievable. All right. Golden Globes were last night. Let's do a little recap. Eero. I'm going to

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The only people tweeting about it were... Is it always like on NFL Sunday, playoff Sunday? I mean, it must, right? I would think so, yeah.

It seemed like a tough sell. I was kind of like, I'm right. I don't need to. Dude, like the only people tweeting about it on my timeline last night were like music

and entertainment people. The entertainment reporters I follow. Right. It was weird because back in the day, that was was a barstool event where all five of us would be really heavily tweeting. Every scene, every presenter, every winner. Every single thing we would be live tweeting.

And last night it felt like that really wasn't happening. Especially the Globes because that's the one where everyone's drunk. Right. That's the fun one. The Globes are the fun one. They're not really wasn't happening. Especially the Globes, because that's the one where everyone's drunk. Right, that's the fun one. The Globes are the fun one. They're not really the real one, but they're the fun one. Right, nobody cares about the winners or losers, but apparently people did last night. Last night I did because it was just fucking like, I honestly

don't think they've seen that the voters have seen A Star Is Born. It's crazy to give Best Picture to Bohemian Rhapsody, a movie that is also musically based when there's another super classic. And it has a terrible story. Right. I haven't seen Bohemian Rhapsody.

From what I hear, that it was a fun, a rather fun theater experience, because you're basically at a Queen concert. Yeah. Right? And the music scenes were fun. And everyone says that Rami malek malek like crushed he did pretty well yeah and um and and then i get that i totally get that but i also hear the story was just a disaster and now that they like barely like like touched on him being gay like it was like they say he's gay but they don't really show like yeah i mean freddie mercury was was gay rainbow yeah freddie

mercury was super gay at a time when it was like a big deal and i saw someone say last night that green book and uh bohemian rhapsody were both fun good movies unless you asked the people they were supposed to represent right and everyone's like no that's not at all really really bad so like if you had fun in the theater seeing bohemian Rhapsody, I'm fine with that. Winning awards for Best Picture. I have a lot of fun seeing Fast and Furious. I'm never demanding it win the Best Picture. I go to the theater, I have a good time, and that's fine.

That's what the theater's for. It's what you're supposed to do. You're not supposed to win awards for that. Dude, what you're supposed to win awards for, and everyone knows this, when you do something unique or special with a movie, like when a guy loses weight or plays a gay guy or does something out of his comfort zone, when you have a singer who becomes an actress and an actor who becomes a singer and they both perfectly come together to make a movie

about singing, that's it. You win. They should win everything. You know what's going to happen? They're going to win the Oscar now, though. Oh, yeah. Without a doubt. This is like, there's going to be a huge makeup call.

Huge. But it's, I heard someone say it's it's uh i i heard someone say it's gonna be like argo which i guess that happened with argo where people were up in arms that argo didn't get any attention of the golden globes and then they hell yeah at the oscars yeah but like i mean it did it but it's not really like that's almost disingenuous to the movie or unfair to the movie to do that to even give all this bohemian rhapsody so that can even become a storyline yeah because this was the front to do that, to even give all this bohemian rhapsody. So that can even become a storyline. Yeah, because this was the front runner before that happened.

Right. Right. Before that. But I mean, if I'm Star is Born, I'll take it because if the Academy all of a sudden wants to shove it up the Hollywood Foreign Press is asshole. Like, look, look, I'm the other people what they want. Like, we know what's up and you don't. Hell yeah. I'll ride that wave.

It was it was absolutely stunning to me. It just just no attention whatsoever to A Star Is Born. They didn't win anything? They won Best Song. Oh, yeah. That, okay. If they didn't win that, fucking get out of here. Bradley Cooper, nothing for being a singer or Lady Gaga for all of a sudden becoming an actress? Nope.

And I had people in my mentions last night who were saying that, well, it's been remade three times. Well, yes. What does that mean? They're older A Star Is Born. Oh, oh okay but they're different movies five holy that's three but they're different movies like this one this story that the a star is born has been made three times yes but the movie itself hasn't if that if that makes any sense like the title is the same that's right the title the title is the same about an older singer and a younger singer but what happens and their relationship is all right is totally different in this movie than it's been in anything else and in other movies it's like

it's he's it's you know the older singer who who doesn't respect her and doesn't agree with her and doesn't like think she's trash and blah blah blah like he grows to resent her and all this and like that's not what happens in this movie. I guess you got to see this movie, huh? And, like, the ending is different in all the movies. This one, it's a very unique. And someone's like, you can't give it awards because it's, like, because it's the same. You know, like, you can't give it awards every time.

Well, if it's the best movie, yes, you can. The Patriots can't win the Super Bowl every time. If they're the best fucking team, yes, they can. If you're the MVP every year, you should just win the MVP. Right. You can't give it away. Yes, you can. You fucking can.

It's fucking crazy to say. They go, oh, well, it was the best movie in the 70s. Like, can't be the best movie now. Well, first of all, again, it's a new story. Second of all, it's the best movie now. It's the best fucking movie now. There's a reason why it's probably been made five fucking times. Four times.

We've got confirmation. Four times. Split the difference. We're in the middle, yeah. Yeah, I'm such a sick fuck. Now that it didn't win i'm like i gotta see this movie if it won i would have been like this shit's overrated i don't care well i just i don't know if it's out yet but you know what i love i tweeted it after i i hadn't changed the channel once the commercial the golden globes ended and it was i looked up the news came on they did like one like introductory story and then went back

went back to commercial break and the first commercial was like it was Bradley Cooper like crying it's a scene from the movie Bradley Cooper crying and Lady Gaga being like

it's not your fault it's alright he's like I'm embarrassed I'm embarrassed and she's like don't be embarrassed you have nothing

to be embarrassed about and while that's happening it's just quotes about the movie and it's like a masterpiece the best movie of the year stunning while listing all its nominations and stuff like that.

And then it just ends with four-year consideration. I was like the media agency sent that out. They were like calling up networks being like, you play that, then that's fucking commercial break. You remind everybody who we are. It's not fucking Bowie Van Rapsley, a little fun little concert-going experience. You remind them that we're a devastating story that's amazing to see. who we are. It's not fucking Bowie Bean Rhapsody a little fun little concert going experience. You remind them that we're a devastating story that's amazing to see.

Flex on them. Show them who you are. Like there was one part where it was just like just lists of all of the film festivals they won and stuff like that. I mean I love the move.

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Whoa. Fuck me. You couldn't even fucking lube me up for it? Jesus Christ. The other day, John said something like uh we were talking about always sunny maybe like a month ago and i think you said like yada yada yada but obviously like charlie's my favorite or something like that or you said like mac was your set like far and away second because charlie i was stunned i didn't know there was a clear-cut winner for you i'd be

mac i mean charlie oh god charlie's charlie's my guy charlie is yeah 100 my guy i don't know dennis is my guy. I think he reminds me of a childhood friend of mine or something like that. And it's just like, it's my buddy. Poor guy. Just like, not like his actual life and stuff like that, but just like his mannerisms and things like that. That voice. Yeah, his voice, the way he gets riled up and things like that.

So I, it's got to be Charlie. I got to marry Charlie. I got to have Charlie. Plus, we got that high school connection man what's that? oh right right right yeah yeah

um I always forget about that the uh so yeah fuck or kill Dennis or Mac god damn one's gotta go

this is so tough because Sunny is such a unique show in the sense that it's an ensemble cast but it's like a table of a show where every leg is so incredibly important. Where if you lose one, it doesn't. The group, the crew, the gang works as a whole.

And I think the sum is greater than the parts. Right. There's no there's no lead actor in that show. I mean, even like Dennis, Danny'll be uh danny jesus christ frank d like all of them are so important yeah that it's it would be tough to do marry fuck kill with all of them right you have to get rid of just one of these people it would be borderline impossible but you know this is my guns to my head i think i have to i gotta fuck the golden god you gotta you gotta i gotta fuck the golden god and for if you want to talk about literally having sex i think you guys see dennis throw down second of all i mean we got a taste of sunny without dennis and it was okay they did fine

they got through it it needs like you and the same exact thing might happen with rob if they took him out i was gonna say it's a great play by Dennis to be like, I'm going to go out first just so everyone thinks that I'm going to be an important piece. Honestly, when Bill Belichick won 11-5 with Matt Castle, it still sticks in my head. Like, well, I don't know. Maybe it's more Belichick than it is Brady. So when Dennis disappeared and...

Tom Brady went 17-1. 18-1 with that team. So 11-5 is very impressive. He was able to go 11-5. I'm just saying, you can get him, you know, he should have gotten to the playoffs. That was a fucking weird year. So Tom Brady is still worth 6 wins,

7 wins. Yeah, I'm not taking away from Brady. I'm just saying, Bill Belichick can do it without Brady. To a high level. How did we get here? Because Sonny suffered a little bit when Dennis was gone. So I feel like to a high level. I'm going to change this debate. How did we get here? How did we get here? Because Sonny suffered a little bit when Dennis was gone. So I feel like,

but I'm going, I am, yeah, that's crazy though. Go 11 and five and I'm at the playoffs. It's nuts. I'm going to marry Dennis. I think I have to fuck Charlie.

I'm going to lose Mac. But here's also the problem. Are we talking about Mac or are we talking about Rob? You know what I mean? I think that as a human in real life, Rob is more important than other characters, right? Yeah, really. We're talking about Mac. Yeah, I think I've got to lose Mac.

The problem with Mac is almost, I'm trying to think of a sports comparison for him, where he had a slow start. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't love Mac in the early seasons. Agreed. And then, and he, a little bit of a one trick pony for a while.

Yeah. The hard old act. And now, but, but you know, it's weird too. It was great too, though.

And it leads to everyone else. It's all the same thing with D. Like, I think most people would pick to like drop D if you were to do this for the whole cast, but she's almost like the perfect foil for everyone else to be making jokes about so you almost need her in a way I kind of feel like Mac was like that I think I think Mac is

such a tough question because now I think I would think going back starting the beginning again Mac is has the most interesting storyline with what just I think I think his just because Sonny's so impressive in the sense that they just left breadcrumbs like it starts like episode three like what like

Max starts putting out like gay stuff he's like about 15 years why were you just dating a tranny yeah like it's like that's just a funny like she's getting it rude dude it's just yeah it's just a funny episode in in a vacuum but it was the beginning of a huge story it's like a 15 year long storyline they've only done 13 seasons but it's you know 15 16 years and it's such an important part and and it's everything about him is so interesting if you go back and follow it yeah right i don't think anyone else is as interesting no i mean especially like i feel like charlie it's just like you know he's the idiot a lot of of times it's like Charlie work and silly things.

And like, it's not necessarily as in depth. I'm sure everybody, every character has depth to it. God, man, I'm changing now. Because it is. Charlie is the one where he's, he's the one who makes me laugh out loud the most, but he also has the least interesting storyline. Right. Aside from like the waitress, I don't think there's much about Charlie that really, his

mom's funny. I don't know. They all got some depth to them. They do. Yes. But, but. But... Are we in agreement, though, that Dennis has to be kept one way or the other between both of us?

Yeah. I'm keeping Dennis no matter what. Dennis is comparable to... No, no, no. I'm keeping my answer. But I do think it's... I'm just giving Mac... This is the end of Mystic River.

When I'm just crying as I'm about to kill him, like, dude, like, I don't want to. I have to. I'm being forced here. You forced my hand. One more real quick. Marry, fuck, kill. Jennifer Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Kate Beckinsale. Ooh, the heavy hitters of, like, Ageless Wonders going backwards in time.

Benjamin Button style. Enormous shout out to Pete Davidson. Seen leaving the Golden Globes with Kate Beckinsale. After flirting and drinking Moet. What? She has kids, right? I think so, yeah. That's not just like, oh, we were leaving the thing at the same time or something like that.

We were together. We were sipping champagne. We were flirting. You were laughing. You know what that is? That's shout out to Ariana Grande. grande yeah that's big time rebound pussy no that's shout out to ariana grande for getting that for him yeah that's what i'm saying like like i think like if he i mean if he's not ariana if he doesn't date ariana grande he's not oh i think

yes i agree with that but also i think she just wing manned him like just talk about a big dick all the time like how much she loves him still that's the blueprint for breaking up every girl should be a queen like that like alright dump my crazy ass but talk about my big dick on the way out and how good it was that's what's up at least pick up Kate in a week

and Kate Beckinsale is there for the big dick she's been dropping hints like that for a long time she goes on Kimmel she's talking about watching gang bangs. She takes all sorts of provocative Instagrams and post them up. She does. Like I wasn't mad about Kimmel, but another one she talks about, like she's rearranging things into shapes of penis.

Yeah. She loves shapes of dicks. And now all of a sudden she goes after this like new Hollywood weirdo who potentially has a hammer. That's she's. Now, listen, Peteson better have a big dick because when v davidson goes home with a new chick now they're all thinking that and if he unzips and just flops out like a little five and a half inch penis like the rest of us

he's fucked and now and now if i'm him i'm riding that wave like i'll be like we'll cross that bridge when we get there because usually like everything, by the time your pants are off, it's like, well, it's going to happen anyway. Maybe you're not coming back for a second time, or maybe this is going to be disappointing. But, hey, we're probably going to seal the deal here. But that's a lot of pressure. He's smart, though, if he's going back with people like Beckinsale,

who's a little bit, while she does that joking around stuff, she doesn't have her. She's not going to kiss and tell. Her public life isn't really out there. She's very private. She'll joke about her game and she'll but she won't she won't go on kill me like so i fuck davidson guess what half the size lies lies no that ain't happening but so that big dick energy not true yeah he'll be smart if he just sticks to people like that who are always

very quiet yeah because then it's like yeah, Grande put it all out there. No one else is going to go on fucking national TV and be like, nah, never mind. It's not. We got to get Pete Davidson in here and I'm going to be like, show me your dick.

Take your fucking pants off and show me your cock right now. You're not getting out of here until I see your dick. There's a pitch. I mean, prove it. Prove it.

Because if you do prove it, then you have the biggest dick of all time. Yeah. I am absolutely marrying Kate Beckinsinsale anybody who's anybody knows that's my love and i am fucking jennifer aniston and i am killing sandra bullock mary bullock fuck kate beckinsale kill aniston wow i mean i i'm a writer like courtney cox guy so i can't i did i that's ridiculous well i do i do do readily admit the tides have turned nowadays, but Friends days, it was Courtney Cox, no questions asked.

Now, does it change your opinion? Didn't John Mayer fuck Jan Aniston? Sounds about right. Pretty sure, right? Yeah, they definitely dated, but I know, I think you're going to bring up a quote where he said she's like a rocket ship in bed or something like that. It was Jennifer. I thought it was Jessica.

It was Jessica Simpson, who was sexual napalm. I thought he said it about Jen Aniston. But still, even to like, even for John Mayer to fuck her. First of all, it's cool to be like, yeah, what's up, John? Second of all, I don't think he's messing around with anything that's not worth it. So, all right. My Fuck Kill Mondays. Every Tuesday episode, we'll do them.

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It was close this time, so I'll give you a choice. It's either number nine, why isn't she mad at me? Or number eight, Europe changed my girlfriend. Charlie? Nine. Nine. Hey, KFC Fight, Super Producer BC.

So, I started dating this girl in, I don't know, maybe like two, two and a half months. I got drunk and made out with another chick and did this stupid thing that I thought was right and told her.

And instead of her freaking out and breaking up with me, she got kind of upset and then said that it was okay. Cause we never had the talk that we were like officially, you know, together. And that was the end of it. And to be honest, now I'm fucking scared shitless.

Um, because I don't know. She just scares the shit out of me. This is a conniving master plan at work. You are the victim of someone who is playing checkers. Chess, you're playing checkers. She is thinking several steps ahead. The best way to do this is to not explode in the moment.

Just hold it over someone's head and you can get them to do whatever you want for the rest of their life you'll walk on eggshells forever now girls are so good at this man it's amazing they're so much smarter than us and I've known that since I was very young since I was a wee lad

elementary school girls had cooties I didn't care I was going to be your partner doesn't matter what. Girls are always good at homework. Elizabeth, me and you. Let's go. I hate you. I'm scared of you. I give myself a circle, circle, dot, dot before I go over there. But we're going to get this class project done.

Yeah, but we're going to smash this. I know. I always knew women are much, much smarter than men. You just said it's chess. It's not even chess versus checkers. It's chess versus tic-tac-toe. We are not even... We're not even playing a cerebral game. We're like

throwing rocks in the river. We're just throwing shit against the wall. We're spitting watermelon seeds. That's our fucking contest. And they're like, Queen E4. Six feet! Six feet, dude! contest there and they're they're like queen e4 six feet six feet dude like it's not even close it doesn't it doesn't it's it kind of reminds me of um the bachelor clip that went viral the other day bro talked in the australian accent boy i'm brie right and she's like uh she's like what is

she i forget what she says She says the accent's Australian And then she said You need to stand out for the rest The accent's Australian But that's the key The accent is Australian When this becomes a fight and it will She has her out

She's gonna say I didn't say I was Australian I said the accent was Australian And if I was dating her I'd'd be like, you know what? You're right. That's not me. I'm sorry for misinterpreting that. And then you're in trouble. You're in a doghouse.

I'm sorry I thought you were Australian because you were speaking with an Australian accent. That's a gross overestimation on my part. And I owe you a million apologies. Can I take you out for dinner? I'm so sorry. I'll go down on you right now. It's just fucking crazy how good they are at this. And yeah, like that's, if a girl did that to me, I'd be like, oh my God, I owe her my life.

I would, I'd lay a bullet down. She was like, she was so cool about that. It was, I'd be so cool about that, but I'd also be so scared. Oh yeah. Where it's just, there's an episode of 30 rock where um where jack donaghy steals kenneth's idea and um he keeps like he goes up to him he tells him he's like i i pitched your idea to corporate and they loved it and i didn't tell him it was yours and kenneth's like that's okay and he's jack's like what the fuck's like that's not how it works i'm your boss bosses steal from employees the employees make demands and kenneth's like no it's fuck? Jack's like, that's not how it works. I'm your boss. Bosses steal from employees.

The employees make demands. And Kenneth's like, no, it's cool. Don't even know about it. And the whole episode is him being like, getting something from me! Right? And that's exactly how it is. The only thing scarier than your girlfriend getting upset

is your girlfriend not getting upset. Because then you don't know what the fuck is coming. Bro, I'll tell you what right now. It's a common form of storm. You know there's going to be a hurricane every year, but if one doesn't come for months that means you know what's coming fucking monsters dude that's like the the the earthquakes there hasn't been an earthquake on the fault line out there there were like 2 000 years overdue well guess what's coming the next one's going to rip

the entire world apart if i was not put on blast and put in the in the papers after all my shit i would have been a literal slave for the rest of my life like you want to hit me where it really hurts you should have not said something i that this guy break up with her right yeah not even kidding it's we i know that's our advice Almost all the time But seriously this time But like you really She might It's just Like you're gonna forget

She might be slowly poisoning you You're gonna get put Toilet seat down one day And she's gonna murder you In your sleep Right it's coming It's not even gonna be like She sits in it

And like she falls in the toilet And she's mad about that She's gonna walk in the bathroom One day See that you did not Put a toilet seat down Come outside Grab some scissors

And stab you in the neck. Train's coming, and you're on the tracks, pal. Hey, KFC. Got a little question for you. I was watching Cloudy with the chance of meatballs with my boyfriend, and I asked him, if you could have one thing fall from the sky, what would it be? And you can't pick money. My boyfriend picked cocaine.

So I just wanted to see what you said. That'd be great. It's raining. Yeah. I mean, guess what? It's still raining money. That's so true. No, but everybody would have it.

You know? It can't rain on just you. That's true. So your region, the Coke price is just way low. Imagine that if you were just like, what's in the forecast? 70% chance, yes! Yes! 70% chance of rain.

Literally shoveling the snow. Wow. Just into bags. Your entire life is some Tony Montana shit. I mean, that's a good answer. Drugs is a great answer. Drugs is a good answer. People are going to answer that a lot.

I mean, you have to worry about, like, what literally is falling from the sky. Like, it's physically. Like damage? Yeah. I would imagine damage is going to be considered. I mean, cocaine is the perfect answer. Did I sniffle? It's just snowing. It's just snowing

It's just snowing Except it's cocaine Yeah I mean That's a good one The Cause yeah In cloud You have a chance

To meet balls I think the meatballs Cause damage right Yes I understand But again You can't have clothes Cause it's Everyone dresses

The way you dress now Yeah Sneakers If I could have Clothes from my favorite Brands Rain down I would like them Again, you can't have clothes because it's... Everyone dresses the way you dress now. Yeah. If I could have clothes from my favorite brands rain down, I would like them. But also, I don't like telling people what my favorite brands are because then they're like, where'd you get that? I'm like, shut the fuck up. What's none of your fucking business where I got this shirt from? Shut up.

Fuck. I mean, we'll give it some thought. No, because we never come back. How about your favorite alcohol? So everybody's got it. Yeah, but so there's like bottles smashing to the ground. You have to like run out there and catch it. What if the rain was whiskey?

Oh, okay. Yes. I was thinking that, but I was worried about the bottles. Yeah. You just put like a bucket underneath the tree leaves, you know, it like runs down the middle and you just fucking fill it. Yeah, that's a good answer. So basically just anything to poison your body. anything that will intoxicate you to make you feel like life is better than it actually is let's have that fall from the sky please thank you very much

i'm trying to think of another one too whiskey's a good one um like food you can't because food's just like it's gonna get gross um would it be crazy to have, I don't know why I said ice cream. I mean, what's something that you just spend a shit ton of money on that it would just be convenient to not have to deal with anymore? Alcohol clothes. We've already covered them.

Yeah, that's really it. I guess I'm going whiskey. Yeah, it has to be whiskey. Hit me with the other one. Europe changed my girlfriend. What's up, KFC? Flight, BC. Calling in, got a question for you.

So my girlfriend of about two years now was abroad for three months. And, you know, we stayed together, worked it out, got through it all. But she came back last week, and her sex life is completely different. She's talking during sex. She's doing different things and said a question. Why do you think that happened? You know, I looked at all my friends that she was banging other guys there, but looked into it she swears on her life uh did a little research uh so i just wanted your guys thoughts

on that you think she was banging other guys or you think she's just a little bit cultured now uh love to hear your thoughts thanks yeah that pussy's cultured bro yo your girlfriend goes away for three months and comes back and she's's like, yo, put it in my ass. Do it this way. Do it that way. But she doesn't know what he said. I actually don't think she's sleeping with other guys. Because if it was like she has new tricks and stuff like that, then maybe.

But, like, she's just talking during sex. Like, no one during one night stand is like, talk more. Yeah, no, she probably had a European boyfriend. No, I don't. You don't, first of all, you don't even fuck Europeans when you're going away you fuck just people you're staying with like you fuck other students right um and then

yeah the same thing though it's like fine you fucked you had your vacation boyfriend no but I think I don't think anyone who goes away with a boyfriend and comes back to keep a boyfriend is getting a boyfriend you might like to keep a boyfriend is getting a boyfriend. You might sleep with a person a time or two,

but I don't think you're like, I'm getting away from my boyfriend. You don't think someone showed her the way? I think maybe she was just talking to new friends over there. And the girl talk was like, let's hope. That's it.

I don't think if it was something like she's got all Like, that's it. Because I definitely keep thinking it. I don't think... If it was something like, she's got all these new tricks and stuff like I've never heard of before, then, yeah, maybe she was having sex with someone. I think if her, like, the big difference is she's talking, I think she was probably just...

She was literally talking to new girls. She was the only one who didn't talk. Yeah, and they were playing drinking games one night, and it was like... I mean, that's what I would think. Yeah, I could see that being a tip. Almost being like, things are kind of boring with my boyfriend. Have you tried talking?

She's like, okay, I'll do it. I'm not promising you should sleep around, but that was my take. Not an immediate red flag. Yeah, I didn't think that. But you know what? It sucks. It's all up in your brain. How about him figuring it out?

Did you fuck anybody when you were away? He had to pretty much lay it on the line, no? So you're talking like a whore. Did you have sex with anybody? That is a difficult thing for, I don't know, people just live in their own heads so much. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's perception's reality. That's it.

Dump her. Dump her because you think she cheated. That's it. Once you think it, it's like it's over. It's over, dude. It's just going to eat away at you and shit like that. When your mind's made up. You're probably wrong.

When your mind is made up, man, I feel like that's it. I know people say like you can work through it. You can like go to therapy. You can try to make it work, all that shit. I think when your brain is done, your heart's done, it's just a wrap. How about this, though? Could this flip your brain back the other way? Now, this probably didn't happen because she would just say this,

but she went away. She stayed with roommates she's never stayed with before. One of her roommates was like that. She dirty talks. She gets turned on by it. All of a sudden, she's like, oh, I want to do this. That's what she should have said. That would have been a good cover story.

But she didn't. That's not the case. I heard Becky in the bunk bed next to me. Once you flip the switch in your head, you can flip it back if it's the right answer.

The right answer. Yeah, that would have done it for me. I would have been like, yes. Thank you, Rebecca. What is her name, I guess, in her

Christmas card. Yeah, but I totally agree. Once it's flipped, it's like... Just to be honest with yourself. What's up, KFC?

Super producer. First time along the time. So we got a big question for you here. I'm from Denver. I've been on the Tinder lately. Match with this girl. We start talking. And it turns out she's a webcam girl

and she invited me to go and do a show with her well that's the only catch i don't have to pay her anything but for some reason i'm still not totally sold on doing it so uh talk me into it. For some reason. I mean, first of all, it's completely... Talk me into it. It wasn't a shit idea. It was talk me into it. So let's do that then.

Let's not give him an honest answer. Let's talk him into it. I mean, like... Yeah, I would do that. Just put on a Lucha Libre mask and fucking do it. Well, yeah, I think...

Not on camera. My face isn't on camera. I don't think you have to do like a Lucha Lib i think you just do like yeah it's just my just keep it your midsection okay i got something to say this is a little side note let's go have you seen the new um the new porn channel on pornhub tushyushy Raw. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I do, yeah. Oh, yeah. The guys just wear black suits with a hole cut out of their dick. They're like ninja pants. It's ridiculous.

It's a full black bodysuit with just their dick cut out. I'm like, dude, let me see your whole body, man. This is weirding me out more. I'd rather see your fucking abs or whatever it is you got going than just this ghost fucking this girl in the ass. And take their balls out, too. It's their dicking balls plopped over the edge of your fucking boxers. It's not plopped over. It's cut a hole out.

No, I mean like plopped over like the dick hole. It's a full body suit it's not even pants they wear a full black body suit it's crazy town it's crazy town it's just it's just it's the black smoke monster from lost just ass fucking abigail mack honestly when you see like you see that guy you see his dick sticking out, you see his midsection. It's one thing. It's because I've seen that before. You've seen guys poke their dick through instead of taking them off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you see, like right now, he's fingering her in the ass, and you see the sleeve is black, too. Like his hand comes in, and I'm like, wait a minute. That runs up your arms, too? It's wild. You're in a scuba suit. These guys are scuba divers. Toshi Raw is featuring scuba diver male talent.

It's like, so what gave them this idea? We have to talk to them about this. Get them on the line. Like, who decided that this was a thing to do? Like, I don't know. It's like wearing, like, the Kobe and Iverson shooting sleeves. You're in, like, full compression shorts, pants, shirt, I, it's like wearing like the Colby and Iverson shooting sleeves. You're in like full compression, shorts, pants, shirt, sleeves, everything. It's I've, I've never, I've, I've never like, like, Oh my God, get the guy off the screen.

Like who thought we had to block out an entire man and it's just a floating penis. It's like this girl. It's like when you do like, um, when you do, um, the Muppets and it's just a floating penis. It's like this girl. It's like when you do like the Muppets and it's like black on black. Oh, that too. Yeah. It honestly looks like the guy who played Smeagol in fucking Lord of the Rings. The golem

guy running around in that suit. Maybe that's what they're doing, John. Maybe this is like Japanimation shit. Maybe this is going to be like a Disney real life version Japanimation crossover where some people are going to be humans and some people are going to be animated. That would be interesting. That would be something I'd watch. As for this guy, yeah, do that.

Bro, I'll tell you what. Ever since I've done the Pornhub Shazam thing, I've been reading comments. Scroll right down. First comment. Anyone else wondering why he's in a spandex suit? The first reply. I love to swallow hot cum. That part.

So yeah, someone says the parts that are covered in spandex are supposed to be invisible, so we only focus on the cock. It's like ninjas. Great fucking explanation, bro. We didn't get that. Breaking it down like it's a goddamn

fucking Black Mirror episode. Yeah, it's pretty understandable that the black parts are supposed to be so right parts we don't see. I get it. But if you're this guy, yeah, if it's just your dick on camera, who gives a fuck? Oh yeah, let it rip. You have to be very careful of that for sure. I would be super cautious. Also, have you careful of that for sure I would be super cautious

also have you met this girl first I would be super cautious of her like just throwing that out there if you don't know her if you like hung out and you've had regular sex

and she's like we have good sex come by the cam and if you were like into it and talked about it and she's kind of like yo you want to come by sometime

like people but if you just matched on tinder and it's like come over and watch me fuck like you're walking into some sort of sex party

like you know beat up by a pimp all sorts of bad shit but if you like if you like hung out with this of sex party, like beat up by a pimp. Right. All sorts of shit. But if you like, if you like hung out with this girl and she's like, I want to do a camera with you. Like fine. But you want,

Oh, do you want to be Heather Brooks husband? Sure. Sure. Sold. I'm in. I'll show her one of my long skinny pants. I fucking demand some money out of it.

Yeah. For real. If you put on a show, be like, I would use that as an audition. I bet the first one's free. And if I put it down and the subscribers and the viewers like it, next one's going to cost you. Yeah.

I mean, there's a lot of pressure. Tell your friends, like, yeah, I did a porn the other day. Oh, and tell your friends. Tell everybody. That's a funny little thing to hang out on. I don't think I would tell people. Oh, I'd tell my friends. I'd tell you and that's it.

I'd say that. I'd probably come on the show and say, guess what I did? I put on a spandex suit and fucked a girl on a camera. All right. Last Voice Melodies brought to you by SeatGeek. You know the name.

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Kevin, where you going? You want to go see the Patriots play? At home? I mean, just a Los Angeles Charters. You mean a second

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Come on in, Phil. Three to five inches of snow. High of 30. Bring your 75 kids with you. Let's go. Bring your family. Let's have a fucking day. What a second round buy that is.

Just put them in. Just pencil them in. God damn it. Three to five inches was really the kicker he's fucking west coast pretty boys come on in it's gonna be snowing when was last time this has ever happened where like you gotta go cross country two days in a row yeah or two weekends in a row you had like they didn't even start preparing for the stay like what time is it over there 9 a.m they just start preparing for the pads. I would just stay. What time is it over there? 9 a.m.? They just started preparing for the pads. Belichick's been preparing with them for a week.

He's broken it down to four teams. He's had 24 hours to break it down to two. Got one. He's been up all night. Brady was on EEI this morning. I was up all night watching film. I'm good to go. Fuck.

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Yeah, absolutely. Those Colts look fucking good. No, I honestly... And then Indianapolis is going to have to come back for the AFC Championship game.

I know the storyline and everything, but... Is it crazy for me? I think I'd rather the Colts face them than the Chiefs. You'd rather... I'd rather the Colts

play the Patriots than the Chiefs play the Patriots. Oh, that's fair. Yeah, like I know it's the Colts play the Patriots than the Chiefs play the Patriots. Oh, that's fair. Yeah. Like, I know it's the Colts and I know the storylines and, like, yeah,

they're probably going to lose. But I feel like Belichick will just out-scheme the fuck out of Patrick Mahomes and Brady's just not going to lose that game to, like, a young fucking... Yeah, and I think Arrowhead is... I was like,

you don't want to go into Arrowhead. Chiefs are 0-4 in their last four playoff games at Arrowhead. Nobody's 0. The big, bad confines of Arrowhead Stadium. want to go into Arrowhead. Chiefs are 0-4 in their last four playoff games at Arrowhead. Nobody is 0. The big, bad confines of Arrowhead Stadium. I'll go with Arrowhead. Yeah, no, I'm kind of with you.

I would. I mean, the Colts looked like fucking world beaters. I mean, and Andrew Luck, like, if he just finally is that dude that he was supposed to be, maybe we're not giving enough credit. You know what I mean? I mean, he doesn't really have, like, the weapons that everyone likes to yell about. But the Chiefs have a much worse defense, and the Colts have been on fire. My faith is in luck.

I think that's not crazy. It's nice to say, you know, like, the Patriots have an outrageous record at home in the playoffs. Shout out to Mark Sanchez. It's nice to say, yeah, you got to come back to New England. I almost feel like Luck might be scared of New England.

Luck's coming to New England. It's big time boogeyman. I could see a scenario where they get smoked. Smoked. Or I could see him stepping up and winning. But shout out to Mark Sanchez. Whenever you see that stat, nobody's ever gone into Gillette and won. It's under the age of 25. Nope. Wrong.

One guy has. In the playoffs when it mattered. I was here for that. What's up KFC? First time, long time. Got a quick situation for you. I want to get your take. So there's this chick I know, and she's beating around y'all, beating her

on the bush, all this and that. It turns out that she had a three-way with her best friend and her boyfriend. But here's the catch. She claims that he cheated on her with her best friend because she fell

asleep. Now this is weird. My first question was, how do you fall asleep during a three way Do you lose interest Do you say stop Do they start again Do you guys think this is cheating Or what your take is

Thanks Aviva I mean like she didn't fall asleep During the three way I figure As I pictured they During the three way I figure As I pictured They had a three way Then she fell asleep And then they had sex again

Like no one just falls asleep during sex I mean I think if you're completely fucked up You could I think you could pass out I don't know man So you think they They were having a threesome Finished

Completed Come Dick goes soft for a little bit you go to sleep they fuck yeah that's cheating that's cheating yes if that's the scenario that's cheating right doesn't matter that you just fucked like in agreement the second time was not in agreement exactly 100 and actually that's like why i'm always like threesomes are a dangerous game because that's what happens you fuck another girl you're like i want to do that again and it's like but does she have to be involved all the time?

If there's some sort of scenario where it's all one continuous threesome and a girl passes out, she's fucked up or whatever. Or narcoleptic. Whatever. Yes. Then I don't think you can fault somebody for like continuing. But this is why threesomes is a dangerous dance to dance dangerous game to play i i mean i think i would just stop because there's an unconscious person in bed

i don't think you would have anything to do with like loyalty i think it'd be like i don't know i can't really maneuver perform while she's fucking dead over here this person's just snoring i don't know i could see a scenario where a girl of yours passes out and you don't care. You just keep going. Um, the... I guess... No, no. If someone falls asleep in bed, I'm gonna be like... Remember that time that girl passed out at the bar? No. You were just like,

whatever, fine, don't worry about her. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was I having sex with her? No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Yeah, she's fine. It happens. Um, the, uh... No, I think I saying. I'm just saying. Yeah, she's fine. It happens. No, I think I would have to stop. I think it would be like. I'm just saying, like, when you have your first threesome or a threesome, I can see you being like, I'm going to have to be fucked up for this.

And all of a sudden you take it too far. You pass out. And then there's two willing parties who are like, well, I just got up for the fucking opportunity of a lifetime. So we're finishing this i can i could have sex with uh like i've had sex with like someone else in the bed who was asleep already when it started or it was actually a futon but the uh like you know we're kind of like quietly trying to do it and that that that was rude can't believe you did that to me john but the uh but i i don't think if my girlfriend was right there i think I would be like, does she think I'm cheating?

I think I'd be like, wake up. Come on, you agreed to this. Crack the smelling salts. But yeah, I think I'd stop him no matter what. By the way, you would not. You're saying this all right now with a flaccid penis, I hope, and a clear mind. In the heat of that moment, you are not stopping.

I think it would be like, all right, let me just pump a couple more times to finish this. You know how people always do the, like, oh, I can't have sex. Like, that's looking at me, or that picture's there. Yeah, yeah, I can't have sex with my dead girlfriend next to me. Like, she's just like, ah, she's like. Almost like I'm just waiting for her to wake up and be like, this is all a trap. She pretended to fall asleep to see if I kept going. Right, right. she's like, almost like I'm just waiting for her to wake up and be like, this is all a trap. She pretended to fall asleep to see if I kept going.

Right. You're like the hidden camera type shit. I mean, I can understand. It is a gray area. I am prone to lean more towards like if you if you are lucky enough that your girl has agreed to this, I think you need to follow protocol. And you need to follow the steps exactly as she intended them because she'll probably try to do it again. Or she's probably down to do it again. Or she's probably down to do all sorts of shit again.

You take advantage of it. You fly too close to the sun on wings made of another girl. And all of a sudden, now you've looked a gift horse in the mouth for every idiom I can put in there. You've got uh you've got you've got like parental permission to party but you know as a teenager right as long as you don't

ever drink and drive right it's like you broke my one rule don't drive yourself home yes don't drive we got some fucking breaking bad shit we had a good thing going and you got greedy fuck that girl while your girlfriend was unconscious but also i think the girl could i mean that means that she probably woke up and was like so did you guys like what happened oh my god i passed out and they were just like ah we fucked like crazy you know should have been like oh we stopped without you or like hey it was simultaneous like your eyes closed as i came it was it was a photo finish all right that's it for us We are now wrapping things up with an interview with Lil Romeo. The guy.

Shout out to Romeo, Master P's son, entrepreneur, rapper, actor, the whole nine. He came in looking fly as fuck. Yeah, he looked really shit. Outdressed the shit out of us. Well, you. Nah, you too, buddy. So Lil Romeo, KFC collab right now. All right, it's another edition of KFC collab right now. All right.

It's another edition of KFC Radio. Very special guest in the building, live in the flesh. Romeo Miller is here looking fresh as shit. Wait, fresh as shit? Come on, man. Fresh as fuck. What do you want? I don't know about shit.

Technically, if you think about it. It's not. It's actually the least fresh thing ever. All right. All right. That's a little paradox for you. Looking good with that. You got like a neon turtleneck on

with a blazer over it. I was like, let me try this out. I've never seen this color turtleneck. Yeah, it's like, would you call it yellow? Would you call it green? It's kind of like a tennis ball color. Oh, it's a tennis ball fucking thing, huh?

Right. I look like a damn tennis ball. This is crazy. I pulled it off though, I think. Yeah, no, you definitely did. I'm jealous because if I put that on, I would look like just fucking, I don't that on, I would look like a tennis ball. Next time I'm here, I'm bringing y'all.

We're going to rock this shit together. So everybody affectionately remembers you growing up as Lil Romeo. You were, I believe, platinum at the age of 12. Does that make sense? Ten and a half. Ten and a half. The youngest. I broke a Michael Jackson record.

The youngest to have a number one record, number one album. Broke a Michael Jackson record. That was crazy. That's not a bad one to break. If I had to break anybody's record, it's either MJ. I'm not picking one. Yeah, right. R.I.P. too.

I met him a couple times, and it was just a crazy experience just to see somebody in that element with that much talent. We were, we had, what video were we watching recently? When he rented out a whole mall and then hired actors to pretend like they were regular shopping. Really? He went to a grocery store. Oh, the whole mall.

He was in a mall, yeah, but he's walking to the grocery store, he's got a shopping cart, and he's just, you know, he's shopping. And then everyone else in the store was hired to just pretend that they were shopping. Yeah, that sounds like some MJ shit. Because he just wanted to experience normal shit. I'm going to tell you what MJ did when I performed for him at the Madison Square Garden. He had all the lights off when he walked through.

All the lights in the Madison Square Garden. Only thing you could have on is a flashlight. And the only people who could look at him was like the kids. Like if you was an adult, you had to cover your down face. Oh, boy. Yeah, so. You know, I guess legends do things a different way. Yeah, man.

Well, so, I mean, what's good to see is usually I feel like when you have that much success when you're that young, people end up weird, man. Some people, you get that child success, and it's hard because you just don't live a normal life. You seem like a normal cat, so that's a good thing. I'm very normal, man. Yeah. I was telling somebody else earlier, that's probably why I'm single. just be netflix and chilling don't let the don't let this fool you i'll just be chilling listen you are on the right podcast brother netflix and so ladies if you like to netflix and chill and have a boring friday afternoon there it is no no first me and

him but um you're probably doing well enough for your son. You don't need to take those girls as well, all right? Nah, but I grew up very normal. It's kind of like that... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me just... For people who don't know... You just started with, I broke MJ's record at 10 and a half.

Yo, y'all ever seen Miley Cyrus' show that Hannah Montana did? Yeah. I lived two lives. That's how I was. But I mean, for people who don't know your whole family tree, it's very far

from normal it's legendary yeah i mean your father's master p your uncle took the shocker you grew up in like the no limit when no limit was like dominating the game yeah you're not normal bro you might act normal but it's a front it's not let me tell you let me tell you the crazy thing with all the success and what i learned from my pops and and why we keep getting blessed and we able to have success after success 20 years 25 years later it's we know we we're human you know I remember my dad we was having this serious convo he was like man everybody looked to me as if I'm a god but I'm a human and he's like a lot of people don't realize they need to build that relationship with god like it's only so much I could do for somebody and that hit me because I'm like okay I got I'm sitting right across from one of the most successful men in the world so hundreds of millions of records independently and he look at

himself just as a normal person I remember being on my dad video set and one of the video girls was like half naked and uh some of his rap artists was like, man, that's me right there. I'm about to go take care of her. That's what I'm going to be my dad. Like, learn to respect these women, bro. You treat everybody with respect. So my pops, I take my hat off to him because he taught me a lot of, just a lot about life, a lot about respect. And that's why I'm normal as hell.

Shout out to Master P. Yeah. He don't play that shit. Yeah. Because I could have went a whole other way. You see a lot of celebrity kids, you got to realize, and this is what I tell people, having success at a young age is actually terrible. Yeah. It sucks.

Scary. Because you're growing up. You're still learning life. You're still learning certain values. That's why you see people like Denzel and Will Smith, they capitalize off being successful because they got it in their older years. But when you're young, you got to realize, look at Justin Bieber, right? Somebody who have so much success, only use him because this dude had a billion views making hundreds of millions at the age of what,

16 years old. So somebody like him, even the world start laughing at him because they're like, well, he's not doing those type of numbers anymore. He's not the cool kid. This dude, bad day is still somebody's, not even somebody's best day. Like Justin Bieber, bad day. Their dream level, yeah. But the kid don't realize that. So that's why some kids, you see the Amanda Bynes and this and that where you think your bad day is the end of the damn world.

It's like you just had a bad fucking day. You had a bad year. That's life. You know, how many times are you going to get up failure isn't meant to jump off a bridge if you fail on something it's meant to get back up and keep it pushing but you don't learn that as a child celebrity right i've seen that with my dad and i was thinking because i've seen the success i've seen him fall so many times and still uh or get through still climb but a lot of kids if you're the first one,

especially you're that child star, you're paying for all the bills, you're used to everybody loving you. As soon as you have a bad moment, you're like, shit. And that's why it's so important, I think, right? You obviously had your father, but just recently it was with Drake, where people thought it was so weird that he was, you know, Millie Bobby Brown as a Netflix guy, I'm sure you've seen Stranger Things.

Man, shout out to Stranger Things. I'm actually working on his new show. It's like a Stranger Things type show called Unusual Wedding Bells that I'm producing. Me and Jamie Foxx's daughter, Corinne. No shit. How is it like Stranger Things? Give me a little taste. I can't give y'all everything.

Just know that it's like Stranger Things. Tell me how. This shit is a trip. Are there aliens? Are there ghosts? Are there supernatural? What's going on? Maybe a little bit of both going on. Oh, shit.

With some love in that thing. Feel me? But with Drake, people thought it was so weird that he, I think Millie Bobby Brown calls him uncle or something like that, like gives him relationship advice. Like, you probably, when you were that young, you probably had older people who were kind of, who'd been through, like, helping you out through shit, right? Because, I mean, they're the only people you can relate to, people who were also famous at a young age.

See, that's the thing that sucks. Being young, you only relate to older people who were also famous at a young age. See, that's the thing that sucks. Being young, you only relate to older people. Right. And that's not normal. Like, it's the truth. So then, even for me, like, I remember Mariah Carey wanted to work on my show,

The Romeo Show. That's crazy. And it was like, what the fuck, man? And it was like, why do Mariah want to work with Romeo? I'm like, she thinks I'm talented, maybe.

Shit. But it's like, people don't see. It's like, that's who you're relating to. You're relating to people who's adults, who's out there making a big difference, having success, and you're a kid. What are you going to talk to your friend at school about?

Yeah, right. I mean, when I was 10 and a half, I mean, 10 and a half is even younger. I was thinking more like 12. We're riding bikes, we're playing video games. I did all that. Trying to watch a little bit of porn, trying to fucking grow up, get a handjob here and there.

And you're, like, on the phone with Mariah. You're like, hang on, Mike's on the other line. But, I mean, you found time to do all that? My whole life I went to regular school. Played basketball, played football, tried hockey. You played basketball on your indoor court in your mansion, right? If you see where I grew up, Mo City in Houston, Texas, then back in Nola, back and forth.

I hooped on there. One of my new videos I'm going to be releasing soon. People are going to see why I'm so good. Like I was hooping in the trenches. Like my family, we come from nothing. So what people have to understand is even though my dad started making this money and this success,

his family, our family didn't change overnight. You know, it's like me giving you $50 million right now. Okay, yeah, let's do that. It's like, is your family going to change overnight? Wherever you're from, it's like everybody not moving from the hood to go live in mansions. So, like, I was still going back, you know, to the hood, back and forth. And I've seen a lot. Like, I used to go to my friend's crib when, and people would never believe this,

but I'd go to my friend's crib, and when a car drive by, we were used to hiding because we thought it was a drive-by then we'll go back and play basketball so for me it was like certain certain things were still it was normal but it wasn't normal and I think God put me in this position because I think I am here to do something more you know a lot of people don't come from my situation where all right you have this success but you've seen this struggle as well. And I think that's the beauty of this. Yeah, I mean, you probably, it's just the extremes of it. I mean, I keep thinking about the no limit where it's like the fucking golden tank and the gorilla dunking and like, and then it's just like, then you, you know, like the cameras turn off or whatever.

And your dad's just giving you like normal, like, you know, parenting advice. Well, you're one of the few people who can say, if you've seen where I grew up, I have. I saw MTV Cribs. Yeah,

yeah. I mean, you were on Cribs, man. Yeah. Cribs. The youngest dude. You were 13 years old.

You had a fucking, like a beautiful Benz. I was like, he's 13. Can't even drive. What is going on? Man, lived a hell of a life.

Yeah. Hell of a life. Still going strong too. You know what's funny, too? I mean, I guess it's just such a unique thing being a child star. But, like, I didn't think you were 29 years old. Yeah. I'm like, I'm thinking in my head, I'm like, he's.

Man, I feel 57. Yeah. Probably. Yeah, probably. That's the thing. You grow up fast in this industry. Like, you really grow up. Like, when I was 13 on the road, I remember one of my first tours, I had to fly to France. Most people would probably be happy to go to France. I'm like, I got 13 on the road I remember one of my first tours I had to fly to France

most people probably be happy to go to France I'm like I got to leave my mom I got to leave my brothers and sisters I got to leave my school for like three weeks to go on tour and talk to people like we're doing now yeah so I learned and grew up it's like this is a real job so you gotta imagine imagine if we go back in time and I'm like 10 years old doing what we're doing now. That's a lot for a kid. That's a lot for me. Do you like me? Make sure I'm interviewing a 10-year-old.

Imagine you doing your job when you're 10 years old doing that shit. No, I can't. I mean, again, 10 years old for me was like. Actually, you know what? Honestly, I talk about shit I talked about when I was 10. Like this is basically – I basically am. I could do my job as a 10-year-old. Yeah, but this job is a joke.

Which means I have a very easy job and it's all that shit. But it's – I don't – I mean I prefer to be 30 while I do it. But I could do it as 10. You appreciate it more. Yeah, yeah. You know. So you kind of do a little bit of everything. I mean you're in movies.

You're hosting TV. Obviously music. You play ball at USC. Married J-Lo a few times. What would you, like, if you could, let's say basketball panned out and you could have played pro ball, would you give up music and give up everything else to play sports? Or are you happy that you ended up landing in the music road? Which, out of all the things you do do, which one would you prefer?

You know, the crazy, I still got some opportunity there if I want to pursue basketball. A lot of been reaching out i work out every day i work out with pros every summer um but it's it's the situation where i learned when i went to college i realized everybody don't have to be a professional athlete and i wanted to go pro and something else and actually will smith that's That's the NCAA commercial right there. But Will Smith. By the way, sorry to interrupt again, but another name dropped. Mariah, Michael Jackson, Will Smith. I'm waiting for Obama to come up at some point.

Like, God damn it. Shout out to Obama, too. You know, my pops was the first person to sponsor him back in the day. Was he really? For everybody, for Oprah, everybody. My pops was there from the beginning. So people don't even know that. Made a good bet.

Before he made it. Yeah. everybody my pops was there from the beginning so people don't even know that made a good before he made it yeah but um will was like you know what you're supposed to do by whatever you inspire the most people with and i'm like damn i just sold 10 million records as a kid i'm playing basketball and it's like i'm good at it but do i inspire the world with basketball do i inspire people with basketball no lebron james does you know so that's when i realized like and i'm not six five like my pops all the guys in my family not lying six four taller silk six seven you know my uncle c six six six seven yeah six seven wow my pop sits by my little brother who's 15 years old top sophomore he sits three already something my 12 year old brother

5 11 already about to be six two probably in the next year so it was like okay i get i got this amazing talent and i'm great in basketball and i work my ass off but like i'm like the only six footer like i think god would have made me like at least six two or six three yeah you know but um well but see here's the thing it's a nice little fallback. It's like, oh, okay, I'll just go be a rapper. Like, come on. No, my career, it was already destined. You know, I feel when you do something, it's like LeBron. LeBron knew he was

going to be a basketball player when he was young. Like, that was his destiny. When I did this, this wasn't luck. This didn't happen overnight. I was putting in work. I was putting in the man hours to be a great entertainer. Damn, they shooting out there? What's going on out there? What y'all got going on?

Is this shit bulletproof? Them yelling out there. It's wild. I just feel I love entertainment because you can inspire people. Even with acting. I have a lot of movies coming out. About seven films. One just came out, Never Heard.

Got this other one called Adolescence. I got the hookup, too. I remade my pop's classic. Oh, nice. Yeah. So I just love being able to inspire people on the big screen and music. Yeah, man. I mean, you inspired me.

I've been saying, uh-uh, Chico, I don't need a girlfriend. I've been saying that for like 20 years now, dude. Damn. Come on, man. 20 years? Shit. That shit inspired, man. You got to find something, dude. Damn. Come on, man. 20 years? Shit. That shit inspired, man. You got to find something, man.

By the way, it's cheating to have your first big single just be a Jackson 5 sample. That's bullshit. You put that beat behind me, and I'm going platinum, too. Try it out. Cheater. Let's do it tomorrow. Prove it. Prove it.

Try it out. I wasn't the first. You know what's crazy? One of my biggest records, I originally wanted to remix. I did remake it. Prove it. Try it out. I wasn't the first. You know what's crazy? One of my biggest records, I originally wanted to remix. I did remake. It would have been my biggest record. It was Michael Jackson, Rock With You. And it didn't get cleared.

But it got cleared for Ashanti the same year. I was like, ain't this some shit? But it would have been my biggest record. So I don't think they wanted that to surpass anything. But that would have been bigger than My Baby. No shit. Like that song was It's recorded? It's done? It's recorded. Never got released? Never got released. How about you just like send that over here?

I don't even know where the shit at no more. Yeah, most people like go through the closet being like, oh, there's that old shirt. That sounds like a lawsuit, man. Send it over here. I promise, I'll just listen to it. I'll just listen to it. No problem over here. I got a question for you. You've said a couple times

on this podcast about inspiring people and respecting people. I think you are the most disrespectful person on the planet because of X on the Beach. Oh my god. Anyone who can co-sign that, you're a sick son of a bitch. You said you train basketball. You should train MMA

because if we're on the beach together and you bring my X out, we're going to throw together and you bring my ex out, we're going to throw hands. Yeah, that's pretty fucked up now that I think about it. That's a sadistic show. I'm a walking contradiction, man. That show,

that's why it's so interesting to watch because it's like, sometimes you wonder what would really happen if you was on an island with your exes, but you don't really want it to happen to you.

Right. But then when it happens to you. You want to watch someone else do it. Exactly. It's fucked up. It's so fucked up. It's part of my friends. Can I say that on here?

Yeah, you can say it. There was one girl who did a tour like three times. It was like, here's the ex. The ex on her. And then it was like, here's another ex. And then she like fell in love and she was like, all right, I'm good. And they're like, here's another one. Season two.

That's why I'm the host, guys. I'm cordial with all my exes. I'm just throwing that out there.'m cordial with all my exes. Just throwing that out there. If y'all need some ex advice, yo, I'm like the Dr. Phil of exes. That's why I'm the host. But, yeah, the new season, crazy. It come on December 20th on MTV. And the shit get wilder.

That's all I got. I'm happy I'm the host. That's all I got to say. I don't know how it can get wilder. I don't know how I can deal with some of the things that we pull in the house. What's the wildest you've had to deal with? Or that's happened behind the scenes and shit like that. Oh, man.

Behind the scenes, I barely lose my temper. I lost my temper one time because they'll try to push your butt in. Because you got to realize you're trapped in a house with somebody you don't want to be trapped with. So you start taking shit out on innocent bystanders. I'm like, I'm just hosting, goddamn it. I'm doing my job. job don't take the shit out on me but one of them tried to clap at me like you said we needed them boxing gloves and you know it's a whole nother side where i am very chill but it's like i come from a family of respect i grew up with master p you know see murder silk the shocker it's like don't let the pretty face fool you you know so there's been moments

where it's like we kind of had those moments where it's a heat check. And then I just seen shit where they literally just smashing all over the house where you could literally slide like you're ice skating because shit's on the floor. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, wait, we named this shit the wrong thing. It should be sex on the beach.

Well, that is. I mean, look, if you bring out an ex, I guess you're cordial, right? You're a polite young man. But if you bring out my ex, we're fucking or murdering. It's one or the other. Probably a little bit of both.

Yeah. It could be good or bad. Right. I mean, look, it could be you knock out two birds with one stone. The other show you got going, Growing Up Hip Hop.

Growing Up Hip Hop. Growing Up Hip Hop. We had Bow Wow in here. We had Shad just recently, maybe a week or two ago. He was talking about it. Battle to the death, you versus Bow Wow. Who wins? Battle, what's that? Just a fight?

A fight to the death. I'm going to put you in the octagon. Like they did. They did that, what was that, celebrity death match? Yeah, exactly. They did that with us. They did that, what was that, celebrity death match? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did that with us. Yeah, we actually, they did that with us?

Yeah, I think I won. God, that's such an odd, of all the things to be like, to have, that might be the best. I put that at the top of the resume, yeah. All this shit,

like having celebrity, the claymation killing people is awesome. And then you won. And then you won the match. Man, we not talk, look, I'm all about positivity,

okay? Okay. We're all about each other. Man, me and Bow Wow are on the same team, man. But, no, the crazy thing, a lot of people don't realize, Bow actually grew up with me. He'll be at my house.

We used to go hoop at UCLA. It's like people always put us against each other, but we actually had a pretty cool relationship. I looked up to him like a big brother because he's older than me. So even when I came out, my first song, I gave him a shout out because he inspired me. I think he inspired a lot of young African-American boys back in the day, being that young and doing what he was doing. And it's kind of like a Michael Jordan and LeBron where, OK, Michael Jordan, you know, starts something up, but LeBron going to keep the shit going. And that's what it always I always looked up to him. But people wanted to put us against each other.

You know, it's like Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, 7-Up, Christina Aguilera. I'm like the real life Cree. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying. I want to know a thing with me. I love boxing. I've been boxing over 15

years. I felt like that was supposed to be my sport. Like boxing. Anything else you want to add on the list felt like that was supposed to be my sport. Like, boxing. Anything else you want to add on the list, man? God damn it. I'm just saying. Did you watch the match this weekend? That was unbelievable. I missed it.

See, dude, that's my problem with boxing is because I get excited every big fight weekend. I'm like, fuck yeah, I can't wait to watch this fight. I'm going to chill, order the fight on Saturday night. And I always forget. And it's never a big deal, though. That's the problem with boxing. Exactly. It doesn't affect.

I come into work Monday, and it's like, I can still do my job, even though I didn't watch the fight this weekend. But, man, it was. Because not many people like it. It's just not that big. No, it's not. But if you were watching, it was like, it should be. This is awesome. Especially when the heavyweights start fighting.

I know the heavyweights. Some of those punches. Who really won that fight? I thought Fury did. You thought Fury did? I did. Oh, I of those punches. Who really won that fight? I thought Fury did, but... You thought Fury did? I did. Oh, I thought I was... I mean, Wilder had, like, big knockdowns, but, like, the rest of the match...

He knocked him down, though. Yeah, but the rest of the match, Fury just... Oh, I thought I heard Wilder was the one dominating. I mean, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about either, so... You see how he's just looking to your soul, man? Like, I don't think you want to go head up with that. No. 6'9", 260.

He's 6'9"? Yeah. Damn. He's supposed to fight. No. 6'9", 260. He's 6'9"? Yeah. Damn. He's supposed to fight that guy. 6'9", 260. You know, 5 million, you going to get in the ring with him? No, I'm not getting in the ring. I remember back in the day when Tyson was in his, it was probably like mid to late 90s,

something like that. And I saw a comparison. Remember ESPN Sports Science? Oh, yeah. It's like walking in front of a train or some shit. It was kneeling down at home plate with a pillow tied to your head and letting bonds just take a full cut. Swing at you, yeah. I mean, that takes your fucking head off.

I was going to say, I would like to take the money, but I think I would die. I would break my neck and detach my brain. Sacrifice, man. Come on now. I wasn't talking about the money for you. We know you're going to die. Are you going to take the money for your familyrifice, man. Come on now. I wasn't talking about the money for you. We know you're going to die. Are you going to take the money for your family? Shit, sacrifice.

I feel that, man. We have a guy in here who on this show once proclaimed that he could go punch for punch with Floyd. He could beat Floyd if it wasn't boxing. Who the hell is this? Does he even box? No, of course not. Do you know the art of boxing?

He's a big, it's not a boxing match. They're just going toe to toe and it's just punch to punch. And he says since he's so much fatter, he can. Let me tell y'all something about Floyd Mayweather. I played this man in a celebrity basketball game. I'm used to guarding. My dad sits five, a big dude, you know, over 200 some. Floyd Mayweather, when he took me down to the post

it was like it was a down mountain this dude is so fucking strong like the don't let the size fool you like this dude he's strong as hell you got to imagine his workouts like this dude really work out so i play against nba players like some big guys where he's stronger than a lot of these big dudes out there. It's like a mountain. I knew it was crazy, but it's just nice to have conversations. That's the thing with life. When you make something look easy, people think they could be better than you. Yes, exactly.

It's like effortless. Shit. Maybe they should see the struggle a little bit. Then they'll understand. So growing up, hip-hop, what's the details on that? It's coming out. What do we got? January 10th, 9 p.m. on WE tv, me and Angela Simmons.

We got JoJo Simmons on there this year. The show is, it gets better and better. You know, I can't believe I've been doing this for over, what, four seasons now? But I think this season we open up a lot more because you get used to the cameras being there. The first season is like, okay, what the hell is this camera doing in front of my face every damn second? The second season, you're like, okay, I got the hang of this, but I still don't got the hang of it. The third season, you turn into a Kardashian. That's a weird thing to accept, right?

Just like, this is my life now. There are just cameras everywhere. It could be worse, though. Like I tell people, it's like... At least people are interested. No, it could be worse, though. Like, I tell people, it's like. At least people are interested. Yeah. No, it could be worse. It's like, we got people over there fighting for our life, our soldiers, where it's like, that's a real job to me, where somebody know they could lose their life.

No, I mean, I get that, but it's not really a comparison. It's their. No compare. That's why I don't complain, goddammit. It's like, shout out to our soldiers, everybody out there who's fighting for our freedom. That's a good way to think about things, man. That's how I look at life. It's very drastic for me.

I think that's why I never really went off the deep end. I'm like, shit could always be worse, and I'm always grateful and thankful. And that's why I do so much, you know, philanthropy work, you know, so much giving back. All right, well, we're grateful for you coming through, man. Really appreciate that. Growing up hip-hop, January 10th, tune in, me and Pops.

And X on the Beach, don't tune in because you're supporting the most sadistic show on the fucking world. Tune in to all my damn shows, god damn it. I make a billion dollars, you make a billion dollars.