KFC Radio - Accidental Discharge - Full Episode

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

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Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. My husband has fired three live rounds into the wall! Hahaha! I like those shoes. Thanks. They look like Fiddleberg's. Are they Del Toro? Oh, they look nice.

These are the ones that um, Probably the same size too. Shut up. Wait, my socks are also totally my socks. I actually like the socks with them. Really? Yeah. They're just like stars.

I bought these and Yeah, those look like, those are unique too. I walked out, rip the tag off right away like an animal took one look at a mirror. I hate these And I went back in they're like What the fuck would I buy yellow sneakers What's up, why are you wearing them if you hate them because I gotta get some use out of Why are you wearing them if you hate them? Because I gotta get some use out of them. No, I like them. They're the most European shoes you can get.

They are. I was about to say they're either like European driving shoes or soccer shoes or wrestling shoes. They caught my eye in the windows. I need those. I don't think white people are supposed to wear these. I think that's what it is. I'm too white to wear these. Were you drunk?

A little bit. We've got four guinnesses. Four guinnesses. Oh right, you were in, so these literally are European. I didn't realize that you got them over there. How was that trip? It was awesome. I think London's like my favorite. What were you doing there? RC Drive was there playing.

You mean AC Law? AC Law was there. We said it about a hundred times. They came out as AC Law. Did you see that clip? Mm-mm. It was Bob Fogg. RC Drive was on My Mom's Basement. And the clip, the promo clip was like, people are big fans, like some bigger than others. And it was like, Brianna, they were talking about how Brianna loves RC Drive

and how much she posts about them. And then, and they were like, and then there's KFC. And I was like, whoa, wait, wait, I'm a I'm a fan why I was getting painted as the guy who like is not the fan it's cuz I call them AC law I think it was like on this I said I said to pass I was like what's the name of your friend's band AC law so I guess I didn't like say it was there yeah but but I think they should be AC law so they were like you were like shooting them or you name, but I think they should be AC Law. I love AC Law. So they were like, you were like shooting them or you just went over?

I went over there, they were doing a UK tour and I timed up where I could take the weekend off. We should talk to them. I'm very interested in like, we've talked to comics when things blow up, but I'd like to talk to like music people when you have that moment of like, it's working, we did it. Not like your multi-platinum whatever, but it's like you're not like a garage band anymore. Yeah, yeah.

Or like, whatever it is, you're going to have more opportunities, maybe this band, but maybe next band, something. You know what I mean? Like you've arrived enough that labels and radio and whoever's gonna be taking interest That's gotta be a cool feeling once you're doing European toys. Yeah but it's also like like I feel like It's still pretty hard in music

You know what I mean? Like I feel like you can blow up as an influencer a podcaster a tick tock or probably more easily than any other Medium or any other like yeah, you know, but yeah, I guess I also don't know like tick-tock sounds they pop right yeah but does that count they do come and go pretty fast and I don't know how you like do you make money off that do you get a deal off of that yeah you like that might say cool you went it's like going viral like it's like great my video did probably play it's sweet 16th for a couple years. Yeah, that's guaranteed Yeah, I would also say that like podcasting for example, we're used to like

the platform like having a like there's I have friends who started podcasts and they probably get three viewers like for every Podcasts that we start here here there's like a bunch that starts here but like most people everyone has a podcast and most of them get three views. Does everyone have a podcast is that still a thing? I think a lot of people at least give it a whirl you know I think there's just a very I think and I understand why when you like watch like if you take us for example like I don't think what we do is like Revolutionary yeah, I mean

I don't think anybody looks at it And it's like we're like if someone were to watch out of order and watch mascots like I don't think I can do that You guys like acting you know I think I could do this with my buddies. You know what I mean Remember we talked about how bad you are promoting? The acting's not really good, you might hate it. Go watch Mascots. If you're watching this and you want to make a TV show, you can get it done. But I think there's a very misguided thought of like, me and my friends could do that.

And it's like, and maybe you could, but you don't. There's a lot of people that probably do have a really funny friend dynamic and if you record twice a week every week and you make clips and you post and you Maybe good. That's what everybody falls off like very few people keep it up I've always said that about like the you know comments at least back in that you so it's be like they don't deserve this job I deserve this job and I think those used to piss me off to no end because there's nothing keeping anyone from getting this job. Go do it. If you could do this job, do it. I'm not even saying you can't.

You probably can do it better than me. Could, yeah. Go do it. I mean, the running joke at Barstool is like, you take a funny picture in the crowd of a game, and you get a job. So then what does it say about you, the guy who seemingly wants it, thinks he can do it,

and you're like the only asshole in the world who doesn't get hired by Barstool Sports. Look around. Walk into a room. There's probably someone at Barstool. And it's not you, dude. So I never understood that. There's no barriers of entry to any of this anymore.

All you need is a phone and an account and that's it And so it's like go ahead Yeah, yeah, I mean that's This is back during the blog days But the amount of people who said I can blog and I said go do it and they would write like two blogs Yeah, and then they'd be like anything. I was like, I don't know. I was like do this probably like 350 more times. And then, which also isn't even that much. Right. Right. That's what I mean.

As far as like a standard barrier of entry, that, that isn't the end, the barrier of entry. But if it was, that's also not a lot. Right. Like for, for, you know, comics and shit, it's like, do this for 10 years. I'm telling you to blog for like a matter of like six months and you can't even do that. Yeah. The, the, the like entitlement. I don't know though if that's gotten better or worse. I feel like in some regards the idea like everyone has a podcast it's probably people are even more convinced that they could do it and yeah but also at some point it's like we have to accept that these people are like the new A-list

celebrities or you know what I mean? Podcasts. Just the internet. You know what I mean? It's like Logan Paul and Jake Paul are like the most influential people like of a demographic of a generation, you know? And in the beginning it was like, oh, these like YouTubers. And now it's like, yeah, they're fucking YouTubers.

It's like they're actors, they're singers. It's just the new thing. So I wonder if people are starting to accept it more or I think that like Stand-up is more low-risk now than trying to be like an influencer or something because like when you mean my low-risk like I have a friend who's trying to do stand-up comedy and he like will do stand-up like every night or whatever he'll go up stand up is that what you say but he can't post anything because he has a job so he's like if I post something like first of all all the friends are gonna see it like that's embarrassing they're gonna clown me like forever and then my job's gonna see it and I'm gonna like lose my job not have

any stability so it's like if he stands up like there's no risks that you know this is a thought like I feel like it's like if he just keeps doing that he has a better chance at like yeah but I mean at some point you have to like you can't just do it hidden forever yeah but I guess you could but by the time you like your job discovers your I mean I guess that's sort of kind of what I did I was like you know like nobody knew about Barstool until it was like, okay, this is safe enough that I can have a career doing it. And I guess I probably could have gotten there. No, so I guess you're right.

Like, I don't think I held myself back really, other than like, I probably could have made more content with like my face or something, but nobody else was really doing that. It wasn't like, oh, I wish I could be making these videos. Nobody else was so. The it wasn't like oh, I wish I could be making these videos nobody else was so The internet was completely faceless I actually was reading this thing the other day about just like your generation you guys all like it was just like Unfortunately for you guys you guys were always scared of cringe like yeah, we never you know because we were pre internet that wasn't really something we were scared of because it was just like, no one's gonna find out about this. It's just me and like two people.

And I actually wonder if that's happening to you. Like, you know, I used to say about like, why don't comedians put it on the internet? Because then it goes to thousands of people instead of 300 people in the room. And what I've felt doing it is like, I don't care at all. I'm like, 300 people are going to see this. Who gives a shit? Like, and I don't mean that as an I'm not trying. I mean, I'm more likely to try it because I'm like, who cares? Like they're not 300 people. It doesn't really, it's not going to walk out. It's not going to like, I might as well fucking try up here. And I wonder if he feels that same thing. And that's why he's like, I don't even want to put it online.

I can really try up here without putting it online. And then figure it out from there. Yeah, my therapist asked me, because I was like, I just feel like everything I do is so cringe. And she was like, why are you so scared of it? Why is it that? I feel like if I could erase one thing in the world, it's like, I was talking to my kids about it the other day,

about being embarrassed, being nervous. If you can get, in anything, internet, jobs, school, performances, whatever, if you can let go of that, I feel like your life is infinitely better. Infinitely better, and the fact that this generation is probably subjected to that more so than anybody, really sucks for them like you're

I don't know about you, but now that you've been at bar so at least you're always thinking like so many people are gonna see this and comment on this and blah blah blah and When you're in a room like no one literally no one else except the people right here gonna see this Yeah, like yeah might as well be a little fucking weird might as well It just I'm scared to try yeah Like it's not gonna be that big a deal fact that it discourages like taking a shot taking a risk giving it a try Trying to do something funny creative Sucks yeah, that's like what it's all about and you know, you're not showing it to the world Everything you put on the internet at least in your head. You're like, I'm showing this to the world

Yeah, cuz like and then but then you should almost- Best case scenario, it goes viral, everyone sees it, like this is for everybody. But when you're doing something in a room, you're like, this is just for the people in this room. I almost think that when you put it out for the world, you need to switch your mindset to like, well, once that many people see it, there's going to be somebody who hates it. Somebody thinks it's cringe. You know what I mean? It's like, there's... I just hate that. And I mean, I do it myself too, but it's like, that is like the... The death of like all sorts of creativity and attempts and everything. I was talking about this.

Especially here, by the way. Nobody anywhere is gonna really foster and be like hold your hand and be like hey It's okay if this flops or whatever, but around here. It's like If your shit is not gonna be viral funny accepted by everybody Bah bah bah bah bah like I don't want to do it you know, but we all know that We don't we keep doing it We all know we all know how much that affects us and we don't make changes. It's a hard thing to change.

It's a hard thing to change. It's like telling somebody to get over their fear of talking in public is not easy. It's kind of just a bigger version of that. I mean, I feel like we do a good job of trying things. I almost think to a point that it's a knock that we start stuff and stop stuff and we've had losses, but it's like, I think you got to try and find your way. But then it gets viewed as an L or a failure or a cancel or whatever. Which is the double. It only gets viewed as that if you read someone calling it that.

Yes. If you just tried and you're like, I tried that, it didn't really work. Right. Then who fucking cares? Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, especially, I mean like when I was doing the TV stuff recently and then I realized that

if you're negative about television, like, it doesn't work and I was like, I can't do that then. Yeah. I can't, you know what I mean, like that's just it for me. But if, you know, you look at it as just like, well, you only did it for a couple weeks and you stopped and somebody says it's a failure, then that's in your mind. Once you get to the, I think what's very weird and unique

about Barstool is you get the audience of like a monster personality and almost everybody here is still just like an amateur, like, you know what I mean? Like usually I think by the time you've amassed an audience of this size, you've grown, you maybe have a team, you have a publicist, all this shit. This is like, boom, here you go, day one. 50,000 people minimum are going to see this,

everything you do. While you, and they're going to watch all of your stumbles, all of your failures, all of your everything. That's a weird dynamic. It's a weird dynamic, but it's like getting dressed in the morning in a different outfit. And you're like trying something new and you look in the mirror and you're like,

oh, nevermind, this isn't for me. And then, but if you didn't, I don't know if it's a perfect analogy. So if you stopped after the mirror, all you would know is like, I tried something new and it didn't really work But like that's I at least had that idea if you walk outside And that's what walking outside like you're like I tried I know I'm glad I put myself out there a little bit

But you know what even I know that's really not my thing. Yeah, that's fine. Totally. Yeah Well, it's also like gonna be That's fine. Totally. Yeah. Totally. Well, it's also like gonna be like everything's gonna be confirmation bias Where like if you walk outside and you think I look good as hell and then you get 20 like no, you know But then you get one like you look really good. You're gonna cling on to that one versus Oh, no, I disagree I think you'll try I think most people yeah, I think if you if you're truly secure in Like what you do, I know I look like like you do that all the time. We're like you you'll try Yes, it's like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about Yeah, but you do know you're talking about I know I'm talking about too

If you know this much more than the average person. Like what you were just saying, I know at an amateur level. Sure, but it's in this world knowing like this much more than someone else makes you like an expert. Yeah. It's like the bar is very low. Like there are, I don't know if there's anything

that I'm really like pretty supremely confident in, other than like the internet itself, just like how the internet works. If someone were to like say I was wrong or whatever, I'm like no, no, no, I know how this works. I don't know, I'm trying to think of other genres or topics or something that I'm that confident in, but when you know, I'm right, you're wrong,

the whole room could be wrong. You could be 20,000 people saying that if I know that they're wrong, you know what I mean? Yeah, but that's like- But that's pretty rare. You have to really be confident in your- I just know, yeah, I just know I like- You like it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I like it. You are crazy.

Like, you just have like, you just have confidence. I'm realizing, and I kind of had another realization on Fishbowl yesterday,, I have a mindset where, I don't like doing workout classes with people, because if, like with the friend, because if the friend drops early, like a plank, or they don't, they can't do something, I'll drop too, because I don't,

or if I'm wakeboarding, I can't, I don't want, I always try and like, Wakeboarding? How often do you wakeboard? Are you a wakeboarder? No, I wakeboard three times. boarding I can't I don't want I always train like when you're like on your knees on the back it's on like your yeah I was just talking about this like yesterday because I'd wake for this weekend it's like when it's like the wakeboard it's like surfing on a boat yeah yeah okay but you stand up you do stand up but then I always if I go longer than the person who went before me

I drop because like I don't I feel like people are gonna be mad at me if I do better than them. Girl, yo, you gotta go to a therapy. That's what I'm saying. So you're just intentionally chopping yourself down at things, I mean, I get it, but there's also, you know, you're like, I could've done it. Yeah, you're like, I could've done it, but like, I...

You start it back there and be like, I'm dropping on purpose, you didn't beat me. No, but I always want the person to think that I'm like, oh my God, you're so good. That's because you're a good friend and a nice person. Yeah. But that's hard. I mean, like wakeboarding, who gives a fuck about?

But like, if you start to do that like at work or like in a relationship or something where it's like, you're really shortchanging your own life, that's not good. I seriously like always like feel like people are gonna be mad at me if I have any kind of like, success. Okay, I'm kind of the same way as you, but I have a better time when everyone else is having fun, and that helps everyone else have fun.

I know, but fuck those people! I need to sacrifice myself for your... But dude, what if Jackie was the kind of person who just crushes the wakeboard, and is awesome at it, and then gets on the boat after I feel like I built it up Fuck yeah dude You guys all fucking suck at this It's better to be like look I had fun but like we don't need to make a whole thing out of this Yeah I liken it to like I think I used to love how Larry Fitzgerald would always just hand the football to the refs right

But he still scored the fucking touchdown He wouldn't you know take a knee at the one yard line and be like I don't want to score because my teammate is like God still makes sure you do your thing. I was in soccer. I would feel like the days that I did good, my teammates would be mad at me. And the days I did bad, my teammates would love me.

So then I would intentionally, when I was having a bad day, I would be like, fuck yeah. I'm like, fuck yeah. This is so warped. This is so warped. This is not warped. This is so warped. This is so warped. This is not good, Jack. This is not good.

But, yeah, so I gotta undo that. Yeah, you really do. I also, okay, so this is another thing that I was realizing. You know how people are using AI as like therapy? Yeah. I don't know. I feel like those people obviously have never had somebody go through their phone before like The thought of me typing my thoughts and feelings in a spot where like that can be easily

Yeah to somebody I'm not gonna do that. Oh my god. I'm not gonna do you do notes app though I would never I would never put my thoughts and feelings. The only thing is like I would never I'm in a simulation, but she's not gonna be like But I get the other side of it we're like I'm almost the other is like I would never be with a simulation. She's not going to be like, you're my DPS. But I get the other side of it where like I'm almost the other way. Like I don't want to. I will lie right to a therapist. I can't tell you this. I can't admit that.

So I get the use of I see both sides of that. Yeah. I mean, I feel like it's a good tool. Again, it's deeply rooted in paranoia and insecurity. What if someone steals my phone and goes through it and sees that I'm talking to my therapist about how good of a wakeboarder I am? What do I do then? Valid fears! I mean, I gotta watch Jackie wakeboard now.

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He shot himself twice, and last night discharged another round in our home. I want the cunts out of our house. I don't feel safe. He refuses. And it's like, am I overreacting? Am I overreacting? Because my husband has fired three live rounds into the wall! And hit himself! Twice! And he's just like, I'm not getting rid of him so quit asking!

He went to the hospital twice with bullet wounds. He's like, you want to live without these in the house? We're gonna get you killed! That is crazy. I feel like that's a lot of the gun owners. Most gun owners don't have, you know, what do you call it? Incidental discharges or whatever. But if they did, they would all be like, that's okay, I'm keeping my guns.

There's very few of them that would be like yeah, okay take it away Talk about like deep deep issues to think that you're the one overreacting Where there's just gunshots in your house at all Holes, you know you walk and you see holes in the ceiling, plasters everywhere, broken televisions. What happened? Well, Steve was firing off his guns yesterday. I could just see her here in another one.

All right, we gotta have a talk. I gotta bring this to his attention. That we're not supposed to be firing bullets around the house. He's obviously like, why would that be weird? That guy did not even consider getting rid of the gun. How am I supposed to check myself on these bullets? Clearly we live in a dangerous spot. What's the problem? It's like Frank. bang, bang, bang.

He's making a sandwich, can't find his gun, he realizes he put it in the sandwich. In the fridge. Ah, I didn't bring the turkey again. That's that, the Reddit world is, that's the confirmation bias you're talking about. Where you're just like, I'm looking for somebody out there. I'm sure there's another Reddit post being like, I did shoot my gun off three or four times. But I don't need to get rid of my guns, right? And the top comment says, hell yeah, brother, keep your gun.

He's like, good. The internet says so. Yeah, is the new Am I the asshole post? My wife's being a real bitch. She's upset. I fucking. We've got to redecorate the kids room again. Because bullets keep going through the floor.

This was kind of like, kind of goes to my point, like a little bit. We need to start gaslighting with guns. If we want any kind of gun control, like if we just said, yeah, all gay people have guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just like that guy, you know, like pew pew pew. Oh, look at your cue wheel at a 9 millimeter. said yeah all gay people have guns yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah look at your cue a little nine-millimeter yeah I think I said that was with the Star Wars world the reason I don't like Star Wars is I just can't deal with the noises like I can't take him seriously yeah like when I think I put on that and

or because people said that was yeah like Star Wars for adults and whatever gritty and dark and yeah and I put it on and in the first episode there's like a shootout in an alley but it's pew pew pew pew pew! I was like this is so dumb. But if you made guns, make pew pew noises! Little like girly horns noises. Has like a speaker phone or a microphone in it. You're in a mass shooting, you're like is this revenge?

Pew pew! And they should all have to be a little bit bedazzled. Yeah, you got a big pink gun, it looks like a dick, the handle is like a penis, the biggest mallet. The bigger it is, the more bedazzling it has to go on. My main argument, my main pro gun control argument, better television. I think, I've said it before and I stand by it. The BBC has way better cop shows than that. Because they don't just have guns.

They can't just kick in the door and shoot everyone. They got a little taser, a little yellow gun taser thingy. They're out there in their high vis, like I don't know what to do, we ran. Do you think that we should pepper story each other for views? No, I do not think that. I think we should pepper story you for views. That would be great. Are you down to do that? I just think that... I don't know. I'm sure it's very popular.

I feel like the time on the internet of hurting ourselves intentionally... Is that still popular? I think that'll play forever. From America's Fairies Home videos to Jackass to... I remember that was Smitty. Smitty was just like, I'll get hurt today. He was like, tase me, maze me. I also thought, and like, I guess this is going to ruin it, but for some reason I was

having thought like, it would be good if we pretended like one of you had a doppelganger and then we met. That's good pretending. What? Then you met. Oh yeah, yeah. So, so,dleberg has a doppelganger. But we say we found an exact lookalike. Then we just AI you. And I just feel like that video would do well. Like when we didn't

tell anybody. This is kind of like a dream. So let's unpack this a little bit. So you want to create an AI Fiddleberg? No, it's like, like... Say that he's AI? We just, not AI, we just edit it so that we're like, we have you, like, in, you know, we'll be like, oh, we're gonna meet up with this doppelganger, and we like go to this restaurant, and then, and you're like, what dude? And then he's like, what dude? Like, I saw a video kind of similar to this, and I was like, we should do that.

But, and then we just edit it so that it's like, guys are like really seeing my vision. I'm not but I'm open to it. I'm not seeing the vision. So Fidelberg walks in and sees a Fidelberg like and then you come back and forth. Holy shit dude it's the same and then like you're there being like this is insane this is the craziest doppelganger I've ever seen. These are the things that I think are colossally stupid that probably go out all day. And then all of you are like, oh my god, he really found the biggest doppelganger, Fiddle versus Crazy, you know? We have to cut all this because we have to. At some point, I do have dreams of a Fiddle con. And I want to invite all of the doppelgangers.

Or at least five of the really good ones Get that girl from you of I get that the condom ad guy There's that one dude who was a college football fan really looks like you get like some of those guys in the door That would be fun vital con would be awesome. I would commit so many crimes during final con It's like oceans we have a final bird con we have it at somewhere I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I's like, I don't know. There's a lineup, a usual suspects lineups like could be any of them. Your honor, all of them go to jail. I don't know. All right, now we're cooking. Let's turn this into a heist. Except what I learned from jury duty is like you can kind of say anything for an alibi.

They don't really have a way of proving it. Like they, I feel like in TV shows they make it seem a lot more like I can't happen because You could be like yeah, I was at the store and now I buy stuff But but then I guess I could grab cameras. Yeah, they'd have wasted. Yeah, I think When you when you don't when if you're just like I was at home like you're kind of fucked Yeah, if you don't have like a I was in front of a camera at this point. I think you're screwed Yeah, you know is there like does it work like can I I was on my phone. Like, shouldn't that be like, you could do all this. Yeah, you should be like, you should be able to see like, I was

on this website at this time. Jackie would be going down for a crime and then like, show us your phone activity. She'd be like, no. I was typing in all my insecurities, I'll go to jail for life. They did. They pulled up like IP addresses. Really? Yeah. I know they were allowed to do that. And they were like you were on it for four minutes and you pulled this up three times. They didn't tell us what the website was. I was kind of curious. But yeah. Anyways. I seriously would know how to commit credit card fraud. Oh my god the magician is still robbing me. Wait you just still letting the magician. Yeah yeah he's just but now Pottery Barn's also robbing me. It's a whole thing. What is the magician buying? It's just subway things but so then I was like maybe it's a me my card delayed. Subway charges. Sometimes it comes out. I know it comes out but I use my credit card I don't use my debit card for it.

So I don't know why I'm getting debit card charges. Unless, and the only person that I have my physical debit card, the only person who'd be using it is the magician. When I get fraudulent charges, if it's not a big enough amount of money, I just let it go. Because I don't want to deal with getting a new card and changing my auto pays and all that shit. I'm just like, I don't know.

It's got to be a lot of money for me to go through this process. I would report a fraud charge if I noticed it. I don't look at anything. But if I looked if I looked and saw like when I get if I get a notification, was this you I say no if it wasn't if it's like 29 bucks. I'm like, yep. Really?

I mean when it's like do you know about credit cards these days? They fucking they just do everything. American Express was good at that where it's like dude do you know about credit cards these days they fucking I don't they just do everything American Express was good at that where it's like the number changes yeah but it's only happened once but yeah they somehow just let it I'm pretty on board for like at some point when they like can insert a chip inside of you that like takes care of I probably do that now we're doing chips no I mean like like if there's some sort of black mirror thing where it's like all of your finances are like in your eyeball now and you don't have to worry about cards and this, you know

what I mean? But it just it streamlines everything. I would probably do that. I think Amazon does that. I think they put it in your palm, right? I'm doing it. Yeah, there are at least at Whole Foods. I've been paying with my palm for a long time. Wait, do you have a chip in it? No. Oh, it's just your palm? No, it's like fingerprint. Oh, I've seen that stuff.

I assumed it was like you had to get something put in your hand. So how is your fingerprint connected to your bank account? Well, it's connected to like I pay with my Amazon account at Whole Foods. So you go up, and there's like the card reader, and then there's like a screen. And it's just like place your palm, and you just put your hand, and then it pays.

But it's still technically like unlocking your phone with your thumb, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like a screen and it's just like place your palm and you just put your hand and then it's still technically like unlocking your phone with your thumb you know what I mean yeah it's not like that yeah I would have thought that that's like I don't even understand link your palm to your Amazon account it's like your fingerprints it's like hitting his face I do like when you yeah so you you linked your palm at the store yeah I see okay so like if I were to chop your hand off would it be good or I would still need like your phone with it. You can get as many just as many peanut butter cups as you want. They would probably be like why do you have my hand?

Did I just pull out a hand? Did you see the WNBA concluded their investigation? I did see that no racism no racism. WNBA figured out there's no investigation. I did see that. No racism. No racism. WMBA figured out there's no racism. I feel like somebody lied about that. I feel like. I don't even know what. Someone said someone called someone the N-word, I imagine. They didn't really say that.

They just said they were making racist remarks and noises, which made me think of like. That was the fever crowd, I believe, right? Correct. Remarks and noises which me that was the fever crowd I believe right correct so but so um I Always fuck up her name G. Nay, oh my oh my oh my goomay. Oh, I should get it right Yeah, I suppose they my pit stains are going crazy today. Well. We got it. We got to get you We got to get you set up with a mirror drive. If anyone sees.

What do you think is the main reasoning behind a good day and a bad day? Well, it's just like close to the armpit. Why do you keep wearing shirts like that? Because then I forget, because then I'm not... Why don't you just show it and then it's over with? You know what I mean? No. Just do it and then you can be like...

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but I don't know. But she was like, in her video, she was like people very close to the situation told me that this happened. And I felt like I needed to like voice that and like address that issue. And then it just wasn't true. And then people are, and I guess, yes,

like as a journalist and an analyst, like, but it's like nobody, nobody waits for like a whole investigation to go on and conclude before they talk about it. You're saying this is a thing that is being investigated. Yeah. Like, that's really all she said. She was not like, as far as I know, if there is another video or something, maybe I'm wrong, but she was not like Indiana

Feud fans are racist and they did this and they said this. The clip I saw was like players and coaches Told me that like there was an incident and it's now being investigated. I think that's pretty fucking fair Yeah, but if but then Angel Reese like was asked about this and she just like was not able to provide details But she was like I'm getting a lot of support About this and they were like well what happened and I, uh, that's not for me to say like they're investigating it. That seems like, I don't know. You can't, I don't know. There needs to be, if you were like

telling people this happened and it didn't, there needs to at least be like some acknowledgement of that. You know, injuries. Yeah. I don't, uh, today's not really like saying she just said like people close to it. And then the only other person who I think was when Angel Reese was the one being like, I'm getting a lot of support around the league about it, it's kind of like, connect those dots but there's nothing. But support is just like backup, right?

People are like, hey, I got you back. Yeah, but I'm saying that it just makes me feel like she's the one at the center of it. Oh, I see, I see. So it could have been a different person talking about it, but then why is Angel Reese talking about the support she's getting and all that. And then Cheney said players and coaches told me about this but then why is Angel Reed talking about the support she's getting and all that and then Cheney said like players and coaches like told me about this and then they interviewed it was a press conference with the Chicago Sky Coach and they were like when did you find out about this and

he was like I found out about it with everybody else right so it was not like we heard it we saw it so like there's no witnesses that it like who did it there's really not even like a who was the victim. And so it just, but then the WNBA tried to do the right thing and investigate it, you know? Yeah. And then they concluded nothing happened. So it's like everything followed the right, but it almost became a bigger thing by making it this like investigation, you know? But I feel like, you know, crucifying Chennai over it or anybody just saying this is what's occurring. You know what I mean? If you like editorialize it and had your big opinions and were blaming

Caitlin Clark or whatever, then that's a different story. But if you're just like, I was told this is happening, there's an investigation going on. And people are like, nothing came out of that investigation. That's what I said. Right. Right. Right.

I mean, now there's another side to it that's interesting though. So the WNBA just rolled out there this season. They have no space for hate campaign. And they're using AI to like scan the internet to find any sort of hate speech. So it kind of becomes like a chicken or the egg thing. People are thinking that if there's enough like tweets and posts and there's a AI, a Twitter account and a bot and a fake tweet about this happening and then you have this program to like scan social media to find Instances of it. It's like a self-fulfilling thing. Yeah, I mean so it could just be that AI like created this That's why I heard it's not it from AI. I heard it all stem from like fake tweets, right?

So sentels really like saying that not that account specifically that Like NBA Sentel's, we're like saying that. Not that account specifically. That was funny, did you see Jack Max video about that? Yes. That was great, did you see that? The NBA's not ready for NBA Sentel because they're all just like, you know, they're not used to that sort of like parody accounts

and that level of coverage. But like, you know, it's a good thing to try to like, we're gonna look through the internet and stop this, but if you can't discern between made-up tweets, you know what I mean? Like, are you gonna investigate? You could, now that people like might know that, you could get a billion, you know, bots, India farms to tweet out, Caitlin Clark said XYZ, and they'll investigate that, you know what I mean? It becomes an absolute mess. But, and then Dave's somehow at the center of it all. Dave needs a job with the Indiana Fever at this point.

He needs to be their head of communications or some shit like that. WNBA, man, is... It's a shit show. It really is. I imagine telling us, however many years ago ago that like the it's not even if you told me that like the league One day would develop all right fine But the fact that it's like the drama is what people are really interested in that's the most shocking part of all to me

I would think people would think I don't care about any of this. You know really yeah, I once racism came into well So that's the thing yeah, yeah, it just became WM is just like a daily Once you had Magic Bird 2.0. Yeah, it's Magic Bird 2.0. If magic wasn't very good. Every league had, every league went through this. WNBA just wasn't around for that time. Yeah, I think this is their time to get scrutinized and get the, you know. Jason Whitlock said the other day that Anthony Davis cannot be Anthony Edwards cannot be the face of the league because he's not a family man uh-huh and proceeded to then lists all the other

faces of the league and included Kobe Bryant and Magic Johnson Kobe Bryant technically they were married they were they do have families Magic Johnson fucked so many people he got eight You're right needed to buy a four million dollar ring to make up for his rape case But you know, I think family man basically thing. Yeah people do like go you never be able to make that today He was flying private back from his rape case to make it home for the playoffs in private back from his rape case to make it home for the playoffs they had a private jet they'd be like Kobe's in Eagle Colorado but he'll be here for tip off it was nuts dude and also just like I didn't know that you know that from the

rape case no did you know not know that it happened at all kind of but I didn't really like that's the point it's's kind of like it just But it all disappeared before he died people just kind of stopped caring about it. I just not know yet Yeah, a pretty bad It was a pretty I haven't I haven't gone back to look at since I was young but I remember being young and being like yeah, that was it was it wasn't like a You know, I like kidnapped you in an alley raped you it was like a Yeah, it was like a yeah it

was a simple hotel employee raped that whatever the fuck I have to say legally obviously he didn't wasn't found guilty yeah the case before he died the case yeah this is probably like early to mid-2000s case ended then he changed his number and we're all like, okay Like I think he kind of said like I had sex with this woman, but it was all consensual So like he just kind of copped to like cheating there was some DNA It's like he said she said for whatever reason it goes away he bought his wife a four million dollar like 20 carat ring and won a championship and And ends up dying tragically

and now it's all good. And now there are murals everywhere. It's girl dad for life. Angel wings too. Kind of like the Michael Jackson blueprint. Yeah. If you're good enough at something, you can do whatever the fuck you want. It really is the case.

It really is the case, man. Oh, Kid Cudi getting labeled as a snitch. That's crazy. Someone blows up your car and tries to maybe possibly kill you and your girlfriend, and there's a court case, and you get subpoenaed, and you just have to go up there and tell the case, and now you're a snitch. He's being labeled by 13-year-old white kids.

I actually know. Probably that. Cutty's a snitch, Cutter's a snitch. No one who actually uses that terminology is like, that's a snitch. I don't know. I almost do think it's more of his culture to be honest. But you're right, who knows what's what but I think Want to say like hang on I want to say that like Young dog call them a snitch

It's like I think you're just mad that you got your you know your own I mean, I guess it maybe If good cut he like didn't snitch and went through a court maybe that's the one guy who can say it yeah yeah I don't know I don't know what the rules are here but it seems a little fucking crazy that you can't just be like I don't know this guy blew up my car it's a goddamn video game. And it's also not a snitch. I didn't fucking tell anyone it was 20 years ago. Yeah that's the only reason we know is that this is all... I feel like once you run into, like, I have to perjure myself.

It's also like, I feel like if you're snitching on your enemy when you've been subpoenaed, that's okay. I feel like snitching is when you turn on a friend when you don't really need to and you gain from it. It's like, not gaining anything. Snitching is like if you tell, you get no jail need to and you gain from it. Right. It's like not gaining anything. Snitching is like if you tell, you get no jail time. That's snitching.

Yes. If I were to, you know, me and you commit a crime, we both go down for it, I flip on you and I walk and you go to jail, I'm a snitch. Yes. If you try to kill me and 20 years later, Jackie, you tried to kill Jackie and she's subpoenas and I am in there and I say, yeah, you tried to kill me. That's fucking bullshit. Speaking of, obviously you decided we're going to eat you.

Yeah, well also, what was up with the photos? What was up with you? What was up with the photos? Yeah, how about, wait, hang on, this is about to fall. What do you think was going on? I have no idea. I'm just, I'm in London next thing you know, I got, just start getting some really ugly photos

and funny photos. Yeah, that's it. So what would that make you think? I guess you guys are just making part of it. We're bullying you. Next you know I got just starts start getting set of really ugly photos and funny Wasn't in the same country I didn't know if there was more going on behind the scenes if it was just simple Yeah, I can understand if you're like you're totally disconnected you're like they're all in a room like No, it was a very natural. Oh, yeah. It was like you started it Yeah, yeah, John sent one and then I don't know you set the next one. I was like well. I'm doing it Yeah, and then from there. It was a was a nice rotation was like every like six hours Yeah, yeah, you don't think I was out there. You know googling Mike Pabst Brockport Basketball I had her all man. I still got a bunch of

Generally worried about you guys find Don't know now we're going to up the Google search. Now we're going to figure that one out. I got scraped. What else we got? You said you were going to eat me? Yeah. Well, did we, though?

I think we tossed the idea. We went back and forth through everybody, but I think the ultimate decision was Pabst. I think I was eating you. You, yeah. Like I said, I would bash you in the head I think I was eating you You you yeah, I said I would ask you I'm still the fat like you're still the fence with me I mean if I if you guys all said to me if we like had a little pow wow like all right We got to kill pabs need them

And then I was like all right like and I like pick up a rock and I went over to kill paths And it perhaps just like looked me in the eyes and real quick said let's just kill Jackie Would I have that same effect well, we also have una now so like Where does she write? What is the metric on eating like to survive or like taste good great question? We thought okay, so it's partially the hardest to take down. Oh you have to take them down You just hit a rock because you have kill easy. Yeah, kill somebody though Like that's you got to make sure like don't you know come at the king best not miss like if you if you're gonna like Hit Fidelberg with a rock. It better be a boulder Um... And you... so we're throwing the rocks at Jackie. I THROW THE HAND, JOLLY!

Um... The... you swayed me... We kind of agreed that women would taste better for... we don't know that, but right? No, we decided it's not because it's muscle mass. Yeah, Jackie turned me on that. I'm so dainty. Once you mention lean muscle mass, there's only one fucking... Also like breast milk, like is that in there somewhere like babies?

Want that yes, you gotta be you gotta have a baby or be pregnant Yeah, but it's possible to exist in your body like some someone eventually wants to eat something that's coming out of you wait What we're talking breast milk? I'm just saying maybe that's why women maybe would taste better because it's like... Oh, if we're stranded in a brownie factory, you girls are in trouble. Dude, I was at a wedding this weekend and they were serving cake and I was like, how crazy would it be if I went to the bar and asked for a glass of milk? Oh, I've done crazy shit like that before.

I didn't end up doing it but I was like sitting there and I was like, God, real nice glass of 2% would be unbelievable. Did you do it? No, I didn't do it. Let's see, what type of human meat tastes the best? It seems like, uh, do you think races, different races taste different? I was gonna say, wait. What was just like Malaysians? That is not the Google result I was looking it just gives you a picture of a single person It's just some guy. Oh my, what else have we got? Oh, dude, that video I showed you of the guy running down the hill, the cheese rolling guy? Did you guys see this?

You know the cheese rolling race every year? They roll it, so if you don't know, in Gloucester, England, they roll a three pound wheel of cheese down this hill called Cooper's Hill. It's like a 200 yard hill straight down. And everyone runs as fast as they can, and everyone busts their shit. That guy, that was not the race. He just like did it.

They had already done the cheese. That guy who won had already won. And then they were just like, anybody who wants to run down the hill can do it As if you're not allowed to just go run down this hill at any time you fucking want Needed the green light to go just massacre his own body Time I think I have told this story about my time rolling down a hill once. I was like, let's call it eight. My sister was six, something like that. And we went hiking with my grandfather and we

went to New Hampshire and we hiked some mountain. I don't know, nothing like major. Like we were young and he was like, you want to, you guys want to roll down the hill a little bit? And it's probably like, let's call it a two hour hike up. And he's like, you want to roll down a little bit and And then we'll walk? Yeah, that'd be unbelievable. So we're all. He was saying it has a mode of transportation. Just for fun, just a quick little roll.

And so me and my sister rolled a bit, had a blast, whatever. And then he wanted to try it. So he starts to roll. But he sliced his hand open on a glass bottle. So he just started bleeding everywhere and I Told the Storks. I remember getting to this point and going I don't know if it's actually what you're supposed to do But he was like, oh no, you're supposed to drink your blood

so he just started we walking down the mountain and he's just like sucking the blood out of his hand and it's all over his face. We get down to the bottom of the mountain, eight year old me, six year old my sister, my grandpa looks like he just ate Pabs on top of the mountain. That's a scene straight out of Sonny. I was like Papa Joe, what the fuck is going on dude

and to this day if I get a cut I'm like I have so much blood in my stomach right now dude maybe he's like the AI guy that just tastes really good maybe he's like this tastes so good this is on bomb bro having just like your face, like you were huffing paint, but it was covered in blood like that.

It looked like Wilson the volleyball. It was like, dude, get a napkin. Do you think like, do you think like he goes home and your grandma's like, so how was like the hike? And he's like, oh my God. How are you like, the grandkids saw me covered in blood. Like, we're gonna be getting a call from our, you know,

from their parents, like what the fuck. He had to get stitches, he got stitches and stuff. We went to the hospital afterwards, but I can imagine him going home and just like a nanopium like, made a pot roast. I have a belly full of blood. I'm full for, I don't know how long, I don't know how long it takes to digest this, but I'm good for a while

Vampire grandpa That that is that needs to be you should make an episode of Mascots or that happens or something just that the noise Your own blood. God damn. What else have we got cooking? Oh, the... It seems like the Toaster's world either loved me or hated me.

Oh, what? Yeah. I think it was mostly positive. Toast appearance, but there was definitely some haters. What did they hate? Me. I think it was mostly positive. Okay. Host appearance, but there's definitely some like definitely some haters What they hate me? No, but what did you say? they One one one woman keeps harping is really like this one girl who kept commenting but it was

There's something I was commenting on Jordan Hudson's looks but if anything I said Adi well, I said she looks like a Disney villain princess. You looked like she was ugly. Yeah, I said she looks like Ursula when she becomes the hot chick. But I wanted to be like, I'm not critiquing her looks. I'm critiquing her character. I think she's despicable and horrible.

Or like, look at it. She's like this 40-year-old man talking about this 20-something-year-old girl's looks. Like, look at it, like, she's like this 40-year-old man talking about this 20-something-year-old girl's looks, like, no, no, I'm talking about her personality. I heard the craziest thing about Jordan Hudson. This explains everything. This explains everything. Friend of a friend who went to college at the same college as her, live next door to

her. In college, I had a college college student she had three parrots what parrots parrots that's the most insane thing I've ever heard in my life what was capable of anything that woman's capable of anything three parrots as a 19 year old or whatever the fuck you are prepare it's at any point but yeah if you have dorm like as a young I assume it was a an off-campus apartment or at least an apartment like you can't have it in a dorm right you can so I'm guessing it was her later Years at college. I just pick it is just here say I don't fucking know if she actually had it

But a friend of a friend said she had three parrots at Bridgewater State And I was like that's the fucking craziest thing ever that's all together the most like innocuous rumor and most damning That was only three years ago, so she That's altogether the most like innocuous rumor and most damning of all time. Yeah, yeah. Says everything. That was only three years ago so she has that. I feel like it's like one parrot, okay you want a parrot, like some people have parrots. Two parrots, you want a friend for the parrots. Three parrots, you either are trying to create an army or you want friends to talk to. Yeah I think she's talking to parrots and they're just literally parroting each other.

Look there's only two things that are possible here. You try to create a bird army. Well, you're out of your mind. I can't think of anything. Either like a pretty standard bird army. Give me another use for three parrots. Dude, you're either starting a bird army and you're not. Crazy. Whoa, Jordan, hang on. Is this for a bird army?

Oh, okay. I was going to take you to the medical hospital. I don't have something to worry about. But if you're just amassing a bird army, who amongst us? In that case, can I be a lieutenant? I think having even one, I know what you're saying, but one parrot is, I think if you have anything other than a bird, a dog or a cat, you're crazy. Fish, fish, because they're different. But I think fish is a decoration. Fish is a living decoration.

I will potentially allow maybe a little turtle in that in that aquarium because those don't do anything once you go into the world of reptiles Crazy crazy Also these things as kids are a little more like I had a lizard as a kid that was a chameleon and like I thought It was cool. I put a bunch of different colored shit in there watch the change I didn't know those were different it was like a little thing about this big but it did change colors it was not like a big thing it was a

little one it was like a gecko but it could change color so I whatever the fuck that is and it got at one point it changed colors and then it like it like stayed like it was changing colors that it shouldn't have been. So I was like, I think this thing's sick. You know what I mean? It was like, it's spotted, but there's nothing in here to like spot. So then we just, I just let it go in my backyard.

Actually I did that with a hamster too. I just let a bunch of animals go. I think there was a period of time where my parents were trying to just avoid a dog. They got me a hamster and it was, it would bite. It would like nip. So we let that fucking Gecko that I think got sick

But I you know if you have snakes if you have spiders if you have birds ferrets rodents Crazy I feel like parents. I feel the same way that I do about AI therapy where it's like, you best not say anything about that. Isn't there like a, I feel like there's like an episode of The Blacklist or something where like the parrot rats on her movie. That would be The Last God on the Bullet. That's right. That's right.

Motherfucker thought it was The Blacklist. It's an award winning show. That's right. What does he say? I could have sworn it was James Spader He says last got on the bullet because that's the thing that The main cop

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But the, I remember there were things like, your porn star name is you're blank and you're blank. And I remember being like 14 or whatever age I was when we were doing that stuff and it was your porn name is your first pet's name. street and the street you grew up on and my name was Godzilla Highland and I was like that's a problem in the porn so that's a poor deal

Godzilla Highland someone only the best work yeah that's like the one guy who runs the industry yeah that's like one like porn who runs the industry. Godzilla Highland. Yeah, that's like when porn stars are tweeting like, I'd love to work with Godzilla Highland one day. You gotta work your way up to Godzilla Highland. I think mine was, mine would have been Jack's Witherbee. Whoa. Oh.

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Oh, I haven't listened to it. Oh, really? I fucking love this little diddy bop. It's such a stupid song, but it's great. It's called Cliche. The whole thing is a cliche. All the lyrics. He dances in the music video like a boy band.

It's very corny and cheesy, all on purpose. And I feel like, and of course, anytime he does this, there's a wave of this guy was battling Eminem, Eminem killed him and now he does stuff like this. And I get that. I expect you come from the rap world, call yourself Machine Gun Kelly, you've battled, you think you're tough,

and then you'll also make this song like this, or a song like Bloody know bloody Valentine or whatever Oh, so I like I think it's cool. I think he's like versatile I think I think he gets knocked for like being able to do it's those multiple things. Yeah. Yeah Right. Yeah, I think it's cool that he can just like he still I've seen him He hasn't really put out like rap songs But I've seen him freestyle recently and Instagram videos where like he can still rap he rolls with Travis Barker He can go on stage with

Three six mafia. He can rap he could sing he can Kind of play instruments. I think a little bit like I think that's cool I think I get where people are coming from especially in the rap world But I think other people do you know if you could do country pop and rap you're like considered versatile and with him it's like You're not a good rapper, So you have to do these other things I think I can just do a little bit everything and I think he's just like He put up a video the other day There was this one particular person who was really hating on it and he was just kind of he was making fun of the hate

Which I didn't love because I was like just don't even address it Yeah, but whatever and he was just saying like dude, it's a pop song But whatever and he was just saying like dude, it's a pop song Like you think I'm if you when you see the video, you know, it's very clearly kind of making fun of himself Trying to look like a boy band. He's doing like choreographed dancing. It's not like he was like yo, this is fucking I'm like the man, you know what I mean? So he's like bro. It's a pop song called cliche relax He's he's like the he's my new Florida, Georgia line Like the last day I was a fan of Florida Georgia line was the first day I saw them But like I like the music and I was like, oh you don't like him. Yes

dorks Get that you know, but I I also I Don't know. I guess I like the guy like I like his music. So then they skew he's like an influencer Yeah, he's always just doing something that just fucking bothers me His black tongue And his stupid fucking throat slit I love Tickets to My Downfall I like the music Dude that I think is the last album that I really listened to

And like the first one I had listened to like in years A full album where it's like I like eight tracks off of this. That's in any, in any, I guess Taylor is the only one that has like that many songs that I like. Morgan Wallen's the same way. If I'm at a bar and a Morgan Wallen song comes on, you might see my hips sway and go like, he might see it being like, she's got a part, whatever. But when you ask me, do you like Morgan Maughan, I'd be like, no, he's kind of a douchebag. But if a song comes on, it's a bop,

it's a bop, what are you gonna do? And Machine Gun Kelly's kind of like that for me. You like him? I think he's...I don't like him. I feel like if you like MGK, I think the bitches are probably going wild for this music video, if you like it. He's got like a look to him that I could see

if you're an MGK fan, you'd probably be like swooning over it, you know? People are hating on Benson Boone. Why, why, why? I don't know. I see, by the way, blind hate, I'm all about it, but I was wondering if there's a reason why he does dress in those like disco onesies that I think are weird But like when I see him like do those fucking like karate flips off the stage

I all I saw was the grant. I love the Grammys performance. Yeah, that was great I don't the songs oh, I think the song works better as a song that's being performed than a song listening to like I've never Gone to put it on but I Love that he posted a video because everyone's hating on him being fun being like why do you guys hate me? Give me specific reasons. So people are going like really specific and now he's like that's a He's really mad about it Like a lawyer like do not ask questions. You don't already know these things. I think it would be smart for him to lean into it, but not if he actually is upset and insecure

I think that was his plan. You guys don't really hate me. Give me one reason. Your face. Your personality. I don't like your mustache. I don't like your voice. I don't like you know I hate the way you walk the way you talk the way you dress The reason why I don't like him I think other people don't like him I just came up with this where I think he's like if you put all the trends of the past seven years together Yeah, we're gonna make a pop star out of the all these years a little manufactured kind of that's what AI would create Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah with a mustache and a mullet kind of dresses like Harry Styles basic music that's been played for the past seven That's a good answer. I like that someone had a really interesting Take on it was that like he dresses all eclectic and whatever he wears what he's wearing

So you'd think he'd have like his whatever he's putting on the show to be like kind of girly like this personality And then you see videos of him in his house, and it's like Fuck like no decorations. It's, if you're really that personality, you would have shit in your house. Every wall of your life. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I get that logic, but also that's not true. You know what I mean?

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Yeah, it was I that might be my beard might be my hair by all that's gross You shouldn't have it on the floor. You talk about his front door. It is like no, sorry It's there's like a little like what not nightstand, but where you put your like keys have it on the floor you talking about his front door it is like no sorry it's there's like a little like what not nightstand but where you put your like keys yeah when you walk in the door and you kind of drop stuff it's just like very intentional I think I think I totally forgot about this yeah I think I would hope I would hope that you're not like there's my hair pile I'm gonna leave it there I'm not good this is gonna be like a parrot thing. I'm not gonna make this any better.

What? But I do have an explanation. This is like the banana. I put the banana back there for three months. So. This explanation will answer no question. I forget if it was my real hair or my beard, but I was just like bored,

and I put it in a ponytail, and I was like, that was funny. And then I was like, she wanted to cut it off, and I cut it off, and then I kinda just left. That I put it in a ponytail and I was funny and I was like I just wanted to cut it off and I cut it off and then I kind of just... That's gotta be your beard. That would fuck your hair up. No, because it's like... It's hair. It's more hairy. It's hair. Yeah. You would do that to your hair?

I think I forget why I did that. Just having a like a like you had like paper scissors like... Yeah, I definitely don't have haircutting scissors. Right. Probably just like regular scissors and then I just thought it was funny, I guess. And I just left it there and it's just kind of moved to different places in my apartment now. I don't know, if you see, next time anyone sees it,

you can throw it away, I'm not keeping it. So it's like still wrapped up in a little hair tie. So it's hair tie, yeah. This is disgusting. It was crazy that your first response was, well people have to stop leaving their fake hair. And you obviously have other fake hair. When you said like this little ponytail,

I was picturing like this long trail of hair that was clearly a woman's fake hair. Why would that be? You're just sitting around. A woman come in my apartment sometimes, and they have fake hair all the time. It's like, take off your jacket, take off your hair, and throw it on the fucking table.

Crazy guy. I don't know what you chicks do with your goddamn hair. I do know that you just throw it on the fucking wall of the shower. That's one of the crazy things. Oh my god, that's actually so crazy because I remember when I was a listener, you had said at one point being like, what the fuck is up with chicks putting like hair on the whatever. But I had like my friends and I like we all shared like a bathroom bathroom and we kept clogging the shower with our hair.

So then I was like, just saying. I always thought you were doing dumps in it. What? Exactly. It was with the hair. So then, but it never occurred, I was like, oh, are girls putting it on the shower wall? So since I heard that, I've started putting it

on the shower wall because of you. Yeah, it looks like. I get the idea of not wanting to clog your shower, but then you gotta take it off the fucking yeah, it looks like the furry wall. I can get a Greek Why is this wall covered in hair? It's one of those things that's like um I call it the makeup brush effect where it's like you Every single like time when I'm putting on my makeup. I'm like fuck I need to clean my makeup brushes, but then when I'm not putting on my makeup, I don't think it's disgusting. Why would I touch that? I'm just like I'm not thinking about cleaning my makeup brushes hair on the walls the same thing like off fuck after the shower

I have to get it like I get I get that I do that with Empty like shampoo or conditioner bottles I'm like I get I remember bring this to the trash and then like it'll be sitting in there for three weeks it's at the point I'll just throw it out of the shower yeah I'll see it on the floor then I'll be a pile of fucking shampoo bottles in the corner god damn it like I'm much better but whatever. Oh yeah I mean I've said this before and I just feel like it's it's getting worse and worse and worse like I think I had to stop watching sports. It's bad it's like it's like last night watching the Knicks like I've been like going through shit as is and like fighting,

just like dealing with shit and like got to a good spot. And then like the Knicks ruined it. And like I spiraled out of control by like everything in my life. And I was like this fucking basketball game like ruined my night. I'm like having real life issues now because of sports. I think I'm too old.

Like sports is just a young man's game where if you don't have any other problems in your life that the Knicks losing is the big problem of the moment, but it's okay. I have all these other problems that are just like right underneath the surface, I'm keeping everything at bay, and then the Knicks shit the bed and my whole life erupts. It sounds crazy and it's childish and all that, but I'm like, I think I'm too old and have too many adult problems to be a sports fan Okay, can I ask you a question now? No one time many years ago

We talked about our our separate sports fandoms and I argued that mine was actually worse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know you're going with this I'm just did you have a different opinion on that? Is it worse now? Like are you like fuck? I wish I didn't get excited I wish I like didn't fully buy in I wish I'm it's more that I just don't want I guess so yeah I guess I see what you're saying more like but it's it depends like if if you're going to be a sports fan every year and be invested in it. Having my misery is still just the worst thing in the world. I get it and like so you understand that there is an option of not doing it it's just you can't have it so like I have to be invested every

year yeah and like it sucks not even not even seeing effort from them yeah whereas this like you saw the effort they fucking they they really tried you know what it is. It's like I I'm old enough like and the Knicks specifically. I was a really die-hard fan of the Knicks 90s 2000s and then I They got so bad and don't ruin everything that I kind of like regressed so now I am more of a casual fan Yeah And I'm almost mad at myself for letting myself get like the Mets is just like a part of me

And it is gonna be what's gonna be but I'm like why did I let myself get get, like the Mets is just like a part of me and it's gonna be what it's gonna be. But I'm like, why did I let myself get roped back in on this Knicks thing? It's now, cause it's just extra. Because I also, going back to a couple episodes ago, I really, I do not think the Knicks are gonna win. I do not think the Mets are going to win. I really don't in my heart.

So it's not like I'm like, this is it, and I get my hopes up. I'm like, I know what's coming. And it always comes. And it's like, Why do I do this? I cried the other day because my dad made me a hockey fan because of the hurricanes. I was sobbing on the phone.

I was like, why'd you do this? And that happens every year, like twice. I've had those thoughts. Like Duke, I sobbed. I was like, dad, why'd you do this? I do have those thoughts with my kids. So I'm like, I don't know if I wanna put this on them. Don't do it.

I mean, but, you know, I was sitting there going, why do I do this? Why do I do this? But then I remember like, you know, two nights earlier, I was like, this is awesome! But like anything else in the world, whether it's internet comments or, you know, anything, the bad outweighs the good for me. The good is always like fleeting and the bad is like, it's going to just suck. Well, it always ends bad. Yeah, yeah. It always ends bad. it always ends bad. Yeah, yeah. It always does. Ways it's going to end bad. Everything ends bad.

Nothing ends pretty. That's not true. No, I don't think so. I mean you had like a 10 year run where everything ended well in sports. But think about Belichick. Think how it ended. Yeah, but after. It's going to end bad.

I know, but after if it's one bad ending after 10 years of excellence. It's a lot different But you just nothing is ever gonna end eventually your pants your die Eventually your heroes will start dating a chick with three parents You think it couldn't happen to you it's gonna happen to you I when I was on the toast I was trying to explain to Jackie the the host like I Couldn't even come up with an analogy or something. I was like you don't get how insane this Belichick thing is I would have predicted Anything else in the world would have happened before this

I would have told you that a meteor hit and like the planet is gone before Bill Belichick is doing this it's been so statelyately. It would have been crazy. Like Tom Brady is going to go to the Bucks. It ends bad. Yeah, it all ends bad. And then after it ends bad, they'll come back to Gillette and it'll be nice. But I mean, when there's nothing good, but there's nothing good for me. Nothing good. So I don't know. I mean, I, I, Okay. I got something for you. Nothing good. So I don't know.

OK, I got something for you. Do this. Are you putting your thumb in your nose? No, I'm just pinching it. You're grabbing right here. OK. You feel that? It's really nice and relaxing, isn't it?

You just kind of rub it around a little bit. Think about how good it feels. I don't agree with this, but I'll do it. Are you grabbing the sides of your nose? Is there some sort of? Is there going to be some scientific backing? Or you just going to be doing it? No, but I'll do it. You're going to the sides here, though? You're going to the back. Is there some sort of? Is there going to be some scientific backing, or you just going to be on your prior? No, we're just doing this.

You can just do it. I had a clock nose, now it's not clocking. Yeah, it feels good. I don't know about science backing. I just saw someone doing it, and they were like, no, this is good for relaxing. I mean, if you don't do this, we're going to sit here until you do it.

Do you feel it? No. See, you're not open to it. That's it. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. I'm going to be using a Thanks for watching!