KFC Radio - Adam Friedland Had to Cut Around Dave Portnoy calling him Unfunny - (Interview + Episode)

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:18 Mets and the Jews 18:15 Yankees fans have no soul anymore 22:02 Mike Francessa best moments 36:12 Nobody has ever thought the Mayor is doing a good job 41:00 GucciThirdLeg spread stds to many OF models 47:06 Adam's take on his Adam Friedland Show with Dave 54:25 Jay z made Piers Morgan apologize 00:57:13 Adam is a big Michael Jackson guy 01:05:24 Adam is an Arsenal fan 01:13:07 Bukayo S aka missing penalty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH2XzkpBnzY 01:15:22 Angle Reese, WNBA, and female athletes on their periods 01:27:54 Adam's most ambitious project yet 01:34:30 Regular Episode 01:45:29 What is the female equivalent of sitting on balls? 01:51:55 Out of Order crew is the least online crew 01:55:45 KFC is DREADING a Subway Series 02:09:34 Ohio's Tate in the NY Office 02:17:03 Feits only knows about the Salem Witch Trials ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Presented by Jackpocket: New customers, use code KFC and you’ll get your first ticket free at https://jackpocket.onelink.me/sY17/KFC GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, NY Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY. 18 or older (19+ in Nebraska, 21+ in Arizona). Void where prohibited. Promo code required for $2 non-withdrawable credit. Prize amount may differ at time of drawing. Terms jackpocket.com/tos/free-ticket-promo/ Gametime: Download the Gametime app today and use code KFC to easily score great deals with the new Gametime Picks! Factor: Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/kfc50 and use code kfc50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month. Betterhelp: KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/KFC today to get 10% off your first month. Express: Use code SADBOYSZN for an extra 20% off your purchase online or in storeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. And like, we cut around it, but Dave was like, this is the least funny thing I've ever heard in my entire life. He doesn't like funny. He's like, you are one of the least funny people I've ever met. today's episode of kfc radio is brought to you by jack pocket jack pocket easier than ever to download and uh get your lottery tickets you just download the jack pocket app right on your phone and you open it up and you pick your numbers and you buy your ticket and that's it you get a uh a guaranteed ticket you don't have to go to the gas station or the bodega or go out there we are officially up

over 400 million dollars for uh powerball also right now i just got a free credit giveaway which is a uh it's 250 in credits if i win so i'm going to activate that one for sure um and so i'm going to enter enter in this one now october there's four so there's four winners for uh october you get 250 bucks in credits so i'm going to do that done i just entered that i don't know that's crazy uh that was super fucking easy uh and oh look at this they also have jets giveaways um and we can get our tickets so pavs you picked the numbers last time you fucking failed nice you did not win the lottery uh jack you failed last time feidelberg you are up four numbers between our five numbers between one and 69.

22. Any reason? That's what I used to wear. Okay. 10. Any reason? What I wore when I was younger. Okay.

Seven. That's what a girlfriend wore. I don't know why that one came up. Seven. 45, Pedro, 12, Brady. 45, Pedro, 12, Brady. That's a lot of winners. Now, Powerball number, 1 to 26. Can I go 22 again?

Sure. I feel like maybe that should be Brady. Okay. 12. All right. Put that 12, and we'll put 42, PJ Stock. Okay. I think that's going to win $408 million.

I think that's going to do it. Add to cart. Click checkout. Place order. Done. That's it. We are now in the running $408 million. I think that's going to do it. Add to cart. Click checkout. Place order. Done. That's it. We are now in the running for $400 million. That's going to win something.

That's going to win something. Yeah, that'll at least win my money back or $100 or $1,000 or something like that. And if not, you're a failure too. They got all the other games. Mega Millions is still the jackpot is pending. We don't know yet. We got $2 million, $500,000, $50,000 for the Take 5. Every which way you can get it.

And it's all available right on your jackpot. And new customers right now can use code KFC and you get your first ticket for free. So you can pick your numbers. You can do auto pick. You enter KFC. You don't even have to pay the two bucks to get in. And it's for free. So you can pick your numbers. You can do auto pick. You enter KFC. You don't even have to pay the two bucks to get in. And it's all free. So download Jack Pocket today.

Use code KFC. America's number one lottery app and the official partner of Barstool Sports. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. New York, call 877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPE-NY. 18 or older, 19 plus in Nebraska, 21 plus in Arizona. Void where prohibited. Promo code required for $2 non-withdrawable credit.

Prize amount may differ at time of drawings. Terms jackpocket.com slash TOS slash free-ticket-promo slash. Oh, God. What? I'm an idiot. Oh, we could talk about it on the show. You mean an idiot? This is not an ideological statement.

How we doing? Wait, what did you expect? Are we going? Yeah, we're going. Okay. Well, I mean, in this day and age of anti-Semitism, what am I going to wear this around town? I have to hide in plain sight i've been doing a dominican thing these days kind of playing that role it's not safe to be a jew

what am i gonna walk around in a met yeah this is like a yarmulke. It really is. It's so funny, man. Mets and Jews are like. Every single comic is Mets except for Larry. Every single, which I love. Larry's a Yanks fan. But everyone else. Yeah, it's very. It's the team of the Jews and the Redheads and the Puerto Ricans.

It's like Long Island Jews, Puerto Ricans. Yeah, you get a lot of that the the holocaust have you ever seen the clip of this is probably like 10 years ago now when it was like there was like a jewish uh like convention almost at city fields and it was like either orthodox or hasidic so they had the whole get-ups on and they like filled like the lower bowl at Citi Field. And I was like, is this some sort of joke? Like what's going on here? It was crazy. It's the team of pain.

It's my local team. The Mets are my local team. I just wear this out of respect for the hip-hop community. I'm a Dodger fan, actually fan actually in reality i'm sorry about yesterday you're a dodger fan you're a met fan wait wait yes you're a dodger fan whose local team is the mets but you're wearing a yankee hat out of i forgot it was like for ho for jay-z but i'm your dinosaur i forgot they were playing today no honestly i had bad hair it was the only fit sometimes when you have your hair looks bad.

You know when you shower before bed and then it's just like crazy? And then you kind of like don't have time. Whatever. I'm a diva. Is it the Mets? They've always been that way? Or has Steve Cohen helped it? No, no.

They've always been that way. It's not because of Steve Cohen. No who's like and then when the when the dodgers left brooklyn i didn't leave my room for four years yeah it's brooklyn is what it is it's brooklyn and the colors of brooklyn and the giant so they they yeah whenever uh like any any like really old people I know are, like, you know, they left. So I know some diehards who are, like, I'm a Brooklyn Dodgers fan. Like, I did not pick up the Mets. And I don't like the L.A. Dodgers. Like, and they're just, like, hardcore old Jewish men.

I'm still a Brooklyn Dodgers fan. I'm like, it's been 70 years. I just imagine the games in my brain yeah well i i asked about steve colin because we kind of i'm a patriots fan and we kind of get it a bit with the crafts we're like it's true right because edelman like became like the like ambassador of israel yo yo he was basically a diplomat, bro. He was working for the country. Deshaun Jackson fucked up. He was like, I want to sit down and have a long conversation with you, bro.

What's his name? Myers Leonard was on Call of Duty Live streaming and he said the K. And then Edelman's like, hey man, that's not cool. And I'm like, come on. You're doing this for Bob? We had Alex Van Pelt, who's our offensive coordinator,

who sucks, yesterday on the sideline wearing a stop Jewish hate thing. And I was like, dude, you're just doing that because your job is in jeopardy. That's embarrassing. I mean, that's what every professional sport is, is that your team wins, you like your Dominican guys going crazy and then they just give the trophy to the like the the gargoyle I was saying that the other day with like with sports cuz like now particularly football in particular we're're like Mahomes, Caleb Williams,

Jaden Daniels. And you're starting to be like, damn it, the white quarterback used to be our only thing we brought to the table. Yeah, now there's a white DB again. Yeah, Cooper Dujun. No, not him, the other one. First interception by a white guy in

22 years. That feels like Wakanda for us. That's representation. I do love... Who was the other one, though? What's his name? It was Jason Sehorne. Jason Sehorne.

He was the last one in Jersey. He was the GOAT white. You're a Pats fan. I was a Pats fan. But you support white people more? As a kid, I used to come to one Giants game a year. My grandfather was a Giants fan. And I don't know why.

C1 was just a cool dude. Like, so cool. Jesse Harmon? No, something Harmon? I forget. He had like a hot wife. She was from SVU. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was hot as shit. I just remember, the story I remember about him, his wedding ring clasped on and off because his fingers were so mangled. Yeah. He couldn't slide it on. It had to clip on. So football. and off because his fingers were so mangled yeah he couldn't slide it on and had to clip on it's so football it's so sick that eli got your bitch asses twice that is my favorite thing honestly like now people i'm kind of happy about it well because

peyton did it because it's better than peyton it's better than i like that it's better than peyton it's it's funny like it's funny it's funny than Peyton, yeah. I like that it's better than Peyton. It's funny. Like, it's funny. It's funny. Well, yeah, you were able to go on to win enough more that you can laugh about that. If it, like, ended with that shit, that would be a whole different story.

Obviously, I would really like to have the undefeated season, but, like, looking back on it where it's, like, all three losses were to either Eli Manning or Nick Foles. Like, what the fuck happened? Those gentlemen of the game. Speaking of the Jews, when me and Feidelberg first linked up, I just automatically assumed Feidelberg, he was a Jewish guy. Yeah.

What? No? No. I mean, like, in the linear. That's the interview. We're done. That's the guy. That was so fucking funny.

That's the same face Dave gives me where Dave's like, you're lying. I'm like, well, I'm not lying. At the very beginning of Barstool, it was very... What? It was very, like, flipped. It was like... My name is Malcolm X. What are you talking about feidelberg the there is there is in my family tree i think it was like in the 1800s or something like that you have to change

change it i have to convert honestly like okay no no you gotta convert or change the name i'm wearing this hat because i watched the the clin at a standings in the East Village with my friend who's a huge Met fan. And he's being deferential to these fucking cocksuckers. I mean, like, Yankees fans are supposed to be assholes. Yeah. And it was a church service. I don't get what the new generation Yankee fans suck, dude. Right?

So, like, I'll wear this right now because, like, it means nothing. Right? I like this. Okay? I like this thing. There are going to be guys watching that are like, take it off. Take it off. You can keep Feidelberg, but in this day and age.

Is this right? My culture is not your costume. Well, I've told this story a million times, but I was a victim of multiple hate crimes, and I just didn't even know why they were doing it to me. What an idiot. Like, if you don't know you're Jewish. I grew up in a Massachusetts suburb. I didn't know any Jewish people, and I went to hockey camp once in providence rhode island and kids would like try and torment me by under sliding under my my my dorm room my dorm room

door they drew swastikas on paper and they'd slide it on you're like yeah it's a great shape i know i just step over the pile in the morning i just like walk back to be like this guy's impenetrable we can't get him at all and then my freshman year of college They drew swastikas all over my door And at that time I had a better idea You just put that together? Have you had an IQ test? Have I had an IQ? I don't think so Imagine it's like 165

It comes back Star of David You find out Yeah I mean When I signed him up I said You have to The only rule

So it started New York and Boston And Dave Is the Jewish guy From Boston and I'm the Don't get me started And I'm the Irish guy From New York so it's like we switch It should be the other way around

And so there was always kind of this early on There was this thing about like what's better like Christmas or Hanukkah we used to like bust each other's balls about that and it was very it was all Jewish guys I was the only I was the only Gentile at the time and then when when we uh when he started as an intern I said like yeah you can come work in New York but the only rule is you have to use your last name because like that's part of like the the shtick right now. And he was like, yeah, I'll do my name, but I'm not Jewish. And I was like, what? What? But I don't know.

Then you see him. Wait, come on. You can't be – well, you don't care. But, like, you can't be like we control the media. And then Barstool is, like, part of the media. That Barstool is part of the conspiracy. When I had Dave on the show, he was like, he didn't want to talk about it.

About being Jewish? Yeah, he hated it. Really? Yeah. He was like, I watch Seinfeld. That's enough. I kept pushing him on it.

I think the Jews need a pope. No. He would be the Jew pope. You make Dave Portnoy like the guy? We need to keep our heads down right now. We need to shut up right now. Everyone's mom is calling them and they think that because like they're like 110 pound girls at Columbia like with Palestine flags.

They're like, are you okay? They're like treating like New York like it's Mad Max right now. It's like, what are you talking about?'s new york it's the actual jewish state this is the real israel yeah they're like there's more people here right then what more jewish people here uh than israel yeah no that's like the Chicago Warsaw thing. Okay. Where there are more Polacks in Chicago or something. I don't know.

Really? Yeah, but Barstool was trying to change that. Wait, Dave was always... I was like, does it make you happy, Edelman? Like, we got one. No, he doesn't really care about that. And he's on your squad, and he's like, why would I care? I was like, okay. I was like, i'm not trying to push you on that he got he flips the switch every now and then though

right i feel like he's pretty like that like i don't care i don't i don't think about it like that but then every now and then he's more jewish now than he ever used to be he's slowly getting more and more jewish i see him at the meetings he's like um what is it the uh in um oh hello when nick crowell and melanie come out and they're like because dave's getting older and they're like we are neither jewish nor a woman but like also all old men somehow we are both that's kind of like i like i'm 37 like i look young but like i will wake up one day and become an uh like just the ugliest woman like i just will become i will wake up one day and be fran lebowitz like just look like shit is that something you think about like yeah the day is coming i'm not gonna age gracefully into this.

I'm not going to look like this forever. It's going to become old woman. And it'll be sudden. It'll be depressing. Consider going to Turkey and getting extensive plastic surgery. I'll come back and look like a freak. To stay young. Oh, God. Do you think about that with your relationships are you like i gotta fucking lock this down before before the clock strikes midnight i don't know

why you're gonna turn into a pumpkin bro i don't know why any woman would i say it to my girlfriend all the time what are you doing she's the nicest lady in the world. I mean, she's not. I mean, she's a girl still. Lady. Thanks, lady. She's a girl still. She's going to be mad at me about a dream she had where I did something, and then in the morning she's mad about it. Dude, I had that happen once.

And then I'm in trouble because of a dream, and then I'm like, I wasn't even there. She's still a girl. i always thought that was like a movie thing and i remember like one time it's probably a couple years ago i had like a girl wake up in the morning roll over and she's like you were such an asshole in your my dream last night and i was like all right like that's funny they all do she's like no but it comes from something real it makes no sense it makes no sense and then you can't like you can't be self-righteous about it you

know like because then you become one of those dads that's like i've worked my ass off to put food on this table you just like see yourself becoming that so you have to be like yeah i'm sorry about it i definitely did that for real yeah i was rude in a dream do you have dreams sometimes yeah yeah i never have dreams i thought i'd. Yeah? I never have dreams. I'd like... Because you smoke pot? Yes, but also, like, I didn't... Like, even when I didn't smoke so much pot, I didn't have dreams.

When I was a blazer, I didn't have dreams. Really? Yeah, yeah. I think his mind is as simple as sleep apnea. Is it? I think I just don't sleep. Josh is not actually sleeping. He's just laying with his eyes closed while he fucking chokes to death.

And you could die. Yeah. You will die in your sleep. God willing, yeah. You will die in your sleep. Isn's not actually sleeping. He's just laying with his eyes closed while he fucking chokes to death. And you could die. Yeah. You will die in your sleep. God willing, yeah. You will die in your sleep. Isn't that the nice way to die? Not that way, though. It's unnecessary.

Do you have to have the Bane mask? I'm sure I should, but I don't know. Absolutely he should. You can't tell a girl that. Dying in their sleep, just like, I just peacefully went out. John will be like like choking to death i get like a instagram ad for like rogan talking about whatever how he dealt with it oh like the one like a mouth mouth guard stuff it's not as bad as like a that's like like it's like bubbling yeah like yeah you like hook up with a girl and then you have to put on your apparatus.

It's not a cool look. It's the vaping of sleeping. It's embarrassing. It's like being a kid when your mom was like, you need a coat or you need a helmet and I'd rather die than have that. And I'm kind of like that.

Well, you probably will. Yeah. You're going to put a bike helmet on absolutely not i've been getting a lot really into like francesa clips again oh yeah yeah again so you were were you like a mongo back in the day well no because i'm not from this area i'm from las vegas oh i was born in la got it so like that's why i'm a dodger fan got it and like uh a laker fan fucking can you just take the yankee hat off man it sucks i feel bad actually it is obnoxious but but they are so nothing if they were like

assholes i know they're not they lost their edge totally yeah there's no there was a lot of they have no soul like personality none and they used to and it was it was an obnoxious one but it was one you know it was just like still like jeet backed up that throw and he was out of position. Like how did he know it had to be magic? You know, like there was still a magic about them. No, now there's nothing. And their fans are like trying to be the cocky Yankee fan, but they don't have shit. Maybe one, like if you were old enough to remember in 2009, a lot of these kids around here are not old enough,

so they're trying to be that guy, but you know that they can't, and they can't back it up. They don't have shit. No. I asked them what their favorite player was. They said jazz. I was like, that's trade deadline. I was like, he's not your guy.

You just got him. You've been waiting for one cool guy. Right, right. This year, they did this, we like happy for the mets thing and it was like the fuck out of here i don't want any get the fuck out man no you're supposed to be like at each other's fucking throats you're supposed to be cheating on your wife yankees fans probably don't cheat anymore They probably don't have two families anymore What is it? No, it should be like

We are the best You are Like Tommy Tommy Smokes was another He's not a Jewish guy But absolutely is He's an Italian man Who is just like

You are The most Jewish Italian guy ever He calls us sewer rats We're supposed to be like shitty fucking crappy fan base, and they're like the big bad Yankees, but it's just not there anymore. No, it's supposed to be like a reminder that you die one day, right? The Yankees fans?

The Mets. The Mets, yeah. It's that any time you have any – I support this soccer team, Arsenal. And I started supporting them the year after they won anything. And it's just every – it's the hope that kills you. Yeah. Hope is the worst thing.

That's the beautiful thing about being a sports fan. If you're a Yankee fan – I know what it's like. Like what did you guys ever have? You had 86? yeah I was one so it's like

you didn't have shit you've had pain your whole life my generation is the worst it's made you a better person I'm telling you I know I'm telling you

I know but then and then I used to say when it does finally happen it'll be that much sweeter but then like 30 fucking years went by and I was like this is is never going to happen.

But then I'll tell you this much, getting even just this little taste of this, I was like, this is awesome. This is fucking awesome. So I can't even imagine, and that was winning a fake playoff series, and then the DS. Like if they can make it back to the World Series,

because even when it happened, they're not going to. I don't know. After last night, they're not going to. Well, yeah, it's... I was half amazed. I'm just trying to score a run at this point. Yeah, yeah.

I was with Met fans last night, and they were like, well, you know, it can't be nine nothing. So I was like, so if it's eight nothing, that's a dub for you boys it's so messy you know but like it's just like this year one there's there's something so special about it because it's like encapsulate the the entire experience right so it's like hawk to a threw out a first pitch hell yeah and like new york sports radio was like

the mic clip for hawk Did you hear that one? Oh, of course. He's like, they get this girl who she's, she's famous for like, what is it? A sleazy answer.

Just the way they, there's something about Mike that like Mike, the mad dog invented all, basically all, the whole genre, all of this is from that, right? Which is the concept of two guys having intellectual debate about sports amazing which is the dumbest thing it doesn't matter right but we

all engage in it right and we think and we take it so seriously and they were like the first guys to be doing that yep and like now we have like first take everything that's the genesis they built the whole fucking empire man there's a really good mic clip can we pull stuff up yeah there's a mic clip talking about the world baseball classic have you heard about that i heard this one it's the one where the guy keeps going michael oh yeah yeah yeah michael michael don't call me michael you call me michael more time. Why do you call me Michael? Michael, Michael. But Michael, Michael. It's the world baseball classic.

Wait, why won't Syndergaard pitch for America? He's like, I want to watch it. Yeah, yeah. There's so many big ones, man. It's really hard to find. The best one. I have it on. Is it this one?

Yeah. This is where he keeps calling Michael. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the best. This is one of the all-time greats. This, no, the one where... Is it this one? Yeah. Stop. This is where he keeps calling Michael. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the best. This is one of the... This is one of the best. This is one of the best. I'm surprised that

Noah Syndergaard got a pass for turning down pitching for the USA. I mean, this is close to the baseball Olympics as we have. And as...

The face is so good. ...most of the games, how big of a deal is that for us? You had the WBC? Yes. I wouldn't watch it if it was in my backyard. There's nothing patriotic about it.

He's so mad. There's nothing real about it. Nothing. Nothing. That is a made-up marketing event. I understand that. There's nothing about this. This is not a real event.

There's no history to it. There's not anything to it. It is a bogus event. It's no history to it. There's no anything to it. It is a Vegas event. It's for America. Jeez, Michael. So the answer is zero. The team probably patted him on the back for not playing in it. No, Michael.

How many Yankees have indeed he played in it? You think they were happy he played in it? Michael. So come on, that event is a joke. First of all, nobody watches it. Nobody watches it. Michael. How many times are you going to say Michael?

Nobody watches it. Nobody. Go look at the ratings. Nobody watched it. No. Nobody watched it. But it takes me out of territory. How is it patriotic?

You're playing against a bunch of Americans. Americans? Michael. Michael's in the Americans. Americans? Michael. Michael's in the corner. Wait a second. What team are you excited about? Michael. What team were you excited about?

That's what it was, Mike. What team were you excited about? What team? Yeah. Who else is going to win? Who were you playing against in the final? Michael. What team were you playing against in the final? Michael. What team were you playing against in the final?

Michael. Don't say Michael again. I'm hanging up on you. Don't say it again. What team did you play in the final? Michael. I'm wondering because I don't know who you played in the final. That's how thrilled you were at that event. You didn't even know

who they played against. They played against a bunch of American players. That's who they played against in the final. And if my player got hurt in that event, I't even know who they played against. They played against a bunch of American players. That's who they played against in the final. And if my player got hurt in that event, I'd be furious. Just like the Yankees were

when Didi got hurt. And now the Mets have a pitcher who pitched to them and is hurt. He's so passionate about the most meaningless thing in the world.

The one, my favorite franchise club is my favorite. The guy calls him and he's like, what do you think about Stanley dying? That was amazing.

I don't care now we're gonna go on a run my favorite is the giants one you know the giants one right i don't know if i know the giants pull up the pull up the giants clip where they ask about the san francisco giants and the new york giants because when you get him and he takes it seriously that's really i mean the voices too wait pause it real quick every caller is on leave for police brutality every wfn like okay go back yeah uh you know this is how the san francisco giants were once the New York Giants. Has there ever been either a franchise to franchise or maybe even player to player get-together when San Francisco comes to New York?

Like, do they ever say hi, maybe, I don't know, go out to dinner or something? I don't know. What are you talking about? Is there ever any interaction when the San Francisco Giants come to New York or vice versa? The San Francisco Giants come to New York or vice versa? The San Francisco Giants come to New York and do what? Have a game. They play against the Mets.

And what do you want to happen now? Did the New York Giants ever reach out to them, either the players or the franchises? The football Giants? Yeah, the football Giants. Well, what is the connection between the San Francisco Giants and the football Giants? Well, they used to be in New York, and they got the same name. But they have nothing to do with each other, though. There's no connection.

They have different ownership. There's no connection between the two teams. I mean, there's no connection in any way between the two teams. They have no relationship. Do you think because they're Giants, they're like brothers or something? I'm proud of Mike, though. no connection in any way between the two teams they have no relationship seriously bro six hours because the giants are like brothers or something i'm proud of mike though he riffs at the end of this he does a riff yeah yeah it's true it's a it's a july weekend i'll go earlier it's a little earlier he does he's doing comedy now the giant relay race and the giant raffle and then they all

get together for the giant breakfast theaffle. And then they all get together for the giant breakfast the next morning and then they go their separate ways. It is true. It's a July weekend every year.

When it happens. When they're getting their taxes. And then the Rangers in Texas and the New York Rangers have the same thing. Got it.

They meet usually in Abilene and have that in August every year. Lundquist is particularly close to you darvish as a matter of fact there's a kinship there between the two of them he's the best he's the all-time great he's the best in the business growing up

no no no like i i didn't have it i listened to howard stern like of course because it was in syndication but like i yeah that was that's what i got of new york but i like when i moved here i became a car guy i'm a car guy in new york which is a very obnoxious look a car guy in new york what are you pushing a volvo how often do you drive it i didn't drive today because i didn't want to look for parking for 45 minutes yeah but like i love every day i love it like it is like it but i when i became a car guy i my friends my i got a car from my friend's family who were dentists in great neck so it like smelled like challah it was like just like it was like their station wagon from 2004 and i drove it into the ground but i just listened to wfan and i and i would try to

call in and the wait time is like hours it's two and a half hours long to just say giambi to him to just ask if the jets should hire giambi as their offensive coordinator it was it's just these men are so passionate about ruining this man's life and he his lack of self-awareness has just he has defeated anything anything that has come at him he's impenetrable i love his uh the way he turns people down like you know like go help an old lady cross the street yeah yeah or you know like oh i like they let out of school early today i I guess, or whatever his little lines are. This is the worst comeback. The worst comeback. Hopefully he'll be in the crosswalk. He's the best.

I mean, he was like part of, like I listened to him growing up. And then when the whole internet Mike and the Mad Dog Mongo thing started, it was like a little cottage industry. There was Francesa Con. We were selling t-shirts. It was like everybody who knows and loves Mike. It was like Fight Club. My friend went with his dad to Radio City Music Hall

to like the reunion with New York sports personalities, Joe Torre. That was incredible. That was like, I was absolutely there. I don't go anywhere, dude. I don't do anything. I bought those tickets like the second they came out. I was like, I am not

missing Mike and the Dog at Radio 6. Have you read the New Yorker profile? Probably. It's like from like 2003 or something. It is, there is a section of this profile where they hate each other oh yeah yeah he hates him yeah and anytime they go on the road like the yankees had a playoff game

in like kansas city or something and mike had to make sure that he got a better hotel room than the dog it had to be a better hotel a fancier hotel more expensive of course right but through some sort of programming like scheduling snafu they were placed they they had to share a hotel room during the day for like three hours while they were figuring it out and the reporter walked in on them sitting on the edge of the bed like like silently watching the Robert Redford film, The Horse Whisperer, which I don't know if you remember. It's like this romance movie.

No one remembers this movie, but like they're silently watching it like with dead faces, like it's ball, you know? And then he turns, I think he turns to the dog. One of them says, he goes, he said, dog, he did what he had to do.

It's at the end of the movie when he walks away from the love. He wants to be with a girl, but he can't be with her or something. And he goes, he did the right thing. He did what he had to do. He's the best. He's incredible, man. Would you ever have him on the Freeland show? Absolutely.

Yeah. Absolutely. Well, he's in Uncut Gems. Yeah. Yeah. And then someone told me he's the voice. Oh, Bad Lieutenant? Look it up. Bad Lieutenant.

Look up if... Not the Werner Herzog one. The other one. The Abel Ferrara Bad Lieutenant. Look up if... Not the Werner Herzog one. The other one. The Abel Ferrara Bad Lieutenant. Someone told me this last night. I don't... Wait, what is Bad Lieutenant? Is that Nick Cage?

No, that's the... Yeah. Mike Francesa is not in it. Someone was lying to me. I think it's Chris Russo. I think it's Dog it. Someone was lying to me. I think it's Chris Russo. I think it's Dog, not Mike. It's Dog.

But Dog is the voice. Motivation to a heroin-smoking Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant. Wait, Dog is in Bad Lieutenant? Hang on. Before first take, Chris Russo gave voice to sports radio and motivation to a heroin-smoking Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant. That's so sick. Yeah, so Mad Dog's voice was even the first heard in the 1992 film Bad Lieutenant. I mean, this movie is like a fucked up movie.

It's about a cop that's just doing blow and just killing people. So what, is he in the car and Dog is? Yeah, and I guess Dog is talking on the radio. Oh, man, that's so good. That's so sick. Those guys having, like, the biggest feud of all time. The fact that they hate each other. Again, all they're doing is, like, taking calls about the Mets bullpen and shit.

Yeah, yeah. And they were making so much money and, like, were icons in the city, but, like, wouldn't – I mean, they used to not talk unless it was on the air they would go to break no talk oh yeah you know like that is insane for that for to then take calls and be like andy bennett is a starting picture so just to take calls about how the i could do a whole show i could do probably like like a 300-episode podcast on just Mike and the dog. Look at that.

Look at the way they're touching each other. Wait, wait, wait. Look at this. Full screen that. The hatred in that. And like the tenderness. The hatred. That might even be Photoshopped.

It really could be. Mike's teeth. His teeth are perfect. The teeth. The teeth in his hair are unbelievable. Oh, my God. How gently are perfect. The teeth. The teeth in his hair are unbelievable. Oh, my God. How gently he's touching the shoulders. It's so funny.

It's so funny. The greatest Mad Dog moment is thinking Daredevil was a real story. True story? True story? No. No, Chris. No, Mad Dog. It's a fucking movie.

True story. They No Chris No man It's a fucking movie True story They live For nothing They present They present Nothing to the world But it is the best thing In the world I mean

His son works here Does he? He got a Internship with us Last year So Mike reaches out You have to meet him Does he have the teeth? Where is he? Mike reaches out. You have to meet him. Does he have the teeth?

Where is he? Mike reaches out. Bring him in right now. Tell him I'm a big fan. I think he's back in high school. Here's the problem. He's back in high school. So Mike reaches out and he's like,

my son is looking for an internship. Can we do that? And of course I'm like, absolutely. Like whatever you want, Mike. And then he comes to. He could be Dave's boss. He could do anything he wants.

He comes in here, and he worked with us for the first summer, and he was 16 years old. A child laborer. It's one thing if you're talking Mets and Yankees and shit. Some of the subject matter we were covering on this show, I was like, there's a 16-year-old boy in the room right now. I was like, oh, my fucking God. Did he have a good attitude?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was great. He works with Frank the Tank now. As a 17-year-old. You've given him off to Frank. Hopefully he hit 18. We hope. We hope he gets there.

What a guy. Oh, my gosh. So, wait, you're an L.A. dude? But then when did you come out here? For comedy? For comedy, yeah. How long have you been out here? Just 10 years now.

Oh. I thought you were a New Yorker. That's why I got the fitted, dude. I got Timbs and a fitted. Dead ass, bro. Dead ass, for real. Our great mayor presented me with money. He said, you brought swagger back to the city.

No, you think he's an asshole? I think he's the greatest mayor we've ever had. He's better than de Blasio, I'll say that much. It's the worst job in the world, right? All of it. It's a job you win, you try your ass off to win, and then you get booed everywhere you go. No one has ever thought the mayor is doing a good job since like Fiorello LaGuardia.

Everyone's like, everywhere you go, you're like, you're a fucking bum. Dude, I was at a Paul Simon concert. I was at Paul Simon's last concert in Corona Park in Queens. It was all 75-year-old Jewish people and me, just an NPR-ass crowd. Right? And then de Blasio came out to introduce. This is before COVID. Before any of the big controversies.

And everyone was like, go fuck yourself. Like that crowd you would never expect. They were like a polite golf golf clap crowd and then like fucking hate him this guy he's brought swagger back to our city what did he actually do he stole like 10 million bucks did he i thought a lot of it was yeah a lot of it was like turkish airlines bullshit but then i think he straight up swiped 10 milli what like, yeah, and kind of like, you know. It's New York. At least like, yeah. What does the mayor of New York make? I don't know.

10 million dollars. Like, is it 200 grand? You saw the clip of him talking about, like, could you describe New York in one word?

The best. He's the best mayor we've ever had. First of all, De Blasio was German, right? His stepdad was Italian. Yeah, he just changed his name straight up.

He was a fraud. He was like you. He was like you. He was a Red Sox fan. He was you! His last name is like Wilhelm. Yeah, Wilhelm. He's a Red Sox fan.

Wilhelm eats his fucking pizza with a knife and fork. He killed that fucking hedgehog. Remember that? He killed the, not a hedgehog a groundhog he killed the groundhog on fucking groundhog's day dropped that thing on its head and fucking killed it he was the worst mayor of all time man we got just a guy that's like uh so clearly like your mom is like this is the new boyfriend adam's just like yeah and he's like i'm gonna bring swagger back to this family you're not my dad and you know that he's piping her like you know that he's dropped like you're hearing it through the wall this guy this is such like a mom's new boyfriend

have you ever seen the compilation of where the the blank, we're the New York of every country? They say Istanbul is the New York of Turkey. There's what, like 50 in a row? That is awesome. That is so good. New York is the Dublin of America. He has one speech. That was like the closest. Of course course the gun control thing is unbelievable the closest to that was when that guy herman cain was running for president yes and

he gave his stump speech he was like no matter how hard it gets you know like he'd like give the speech and then someone like referenced it and it was the theme song to the Pokemon movies. Trump killed him. Do you remember that? Yeah. Trump killed him. He ended him. No, no, no.

Trump actually died. Because during COVID, Trump's like, I'm still going to do the rallies. That's right. He actually killed him. Donald Trump should be your next president, and he died of COVID from the rallies. Like a minute later, right? And then his official twitter account kept tweeting like i didn't die from covid i was so jealous of trump though like during when he was like still doing the rallies everyone was in lockdown because he was like he was like the last comic working.

He was just like doing an arena tour and he was crushing and his guys loved him. And I was like, God, he's having so much fun on the road right now. I have to be sitting here. We killed Herman Cain.

That's a great, that's an unreal quote to just come to that. We killed Herman King. The Pokemon pizza guy. Dude, that's so good. So good.

Have you seen what's going on with Twitter right now? I can't look at it. It's too scary these days. The only fan side of Twitter with this guy who gave everybody herpes no this suit is named uh gucci gucci third leg gucci or something like that is that your new

last name gucci uh guys i changed it gucci third leg so this dude uh he's got the herb, and he has fucked. Wow, his fang is huge. That's a fuck. He said he fucked 3,000 women. That is a huge dick. That is a huge dick. It makes me feel bad. I just, what am I doing?

And apparently. What am I doing with my life? I'm just thinking about his penis right now. Now imagine this. Now let me paint the picture even better. What am I doing with my life? I'm just thinking about his penis right now. Now imagine this. Now let me paint the picture even better. This girl apparently made a video with him where she was sucking his dick and he just blatantly had an outbreak on his dick. Apparently.

I've not dug in too deep. But she was just giving him head with open sores. And then she fucked and they all, they call it collabing. They're like, I collabed with this person. I collabed with that person. Collaboration.

So then like every only fans performer over the weekend was like, I fucked him. And then I fucked this person and I fucked that person. Got all the way up the chain to Sky Bree. And, uh, and then, so Aiden Ross was on his stream being like,

I think I might have herpes from Sky brie because she fucked gucci third leg and then oh my god look at this list bro so all of these people are just all of these this is all the stars are here of fucking people who just bang on camera for money and like low level. I would love you to tell. I would love you to show Mike that. Yeah. I actually can't believe it took this long for the unregulated fuck industry. Bianca blues with this guy. He has no class.

Slutty Genesis. Slutty. Sexy Red is a famous rapper. sexy right on there yeah i mean she's number six yeah listen gucci third leg has been running through so everyone is having sex on the internet how about honey tsunami yeah at this point at this point you know this is a crime you're not if you're not fucking on like gem jewels gem jewels on there uh yeah so this is this is this was the big uh twitter moment of the weekend everybody just but also these i'm afraid of twitter now because i there there are videos

of people getting killed yeah it's it's murder if you want you have to stop elon did it i mean you click on it and then elon did free speech and then I was too scary. Free speech is scary. Twitter videos now. It's end, murder, and then fucking. Just like hardcore fucking. It's like the microwave when you cook something in the microwave and you always stop it with one second left. That's what you have to do with every Twitter video.

Before you get to the very end. If you get to the end, it's going to be like, oh, fuck. I don't want to see someone get hit by a bus. My favorite was recently. I'm seeing if I can find it. Because you know how every reply is a, is like an OnlyFans chick now. Like every single person is just a. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this tweet said, I'll give you like a thousand guesses.

Let me see if I can just search that. It was just this girl bent over, like huge fat ass thousand. Yes. Okay. Hang on, the internet here sucks. Why are people having so much sex on bits? Oh, God, deleted.

Fuck. We need to have families, guys. This was the tweet. My backshot videos are on my OF. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then the original tweet was the mayor of a Mexican city. He had been beheaded, and it was just a picture of his head on top of a car. Oh, God.

The top reply just being like, sign up for my OnlyFans. Literally a severed fucking head. Hey, free speech, man. You're right. Congrats, Elon. You did it. You made the scariest website I've ever seen. I pay a guy to do online for me now.

Smart. There's a kid. I pay a guy to do online for me now. Smart. There's a kid. I pay a child to do Instagram and Twitter for me. How much are you paying this guy? $100,000 a month. I think it's worth it. He's an OnlyFans, yeah. No, I really hate posting stand-up.

It gives me a... Oh, that would be tough. It makes me nauseous. Yeah. So I just make this boy who likes Travis Scott and Chrome Hearts. That's what he said. And I was like, it sounds like you know how to do this. Yeah.

He likes Travis Scott and Chrome Hearts. I was like, so what are you into? He's like, I like Travis Scott and Chrome Hearts. I was like, that sounds like you know what the... I'm 37. I can can't does he do the show accounts too or is that just no that's a different guy it's a mess that's a mess uh no he he does my stuff he does all my reels but then i like went back through the captions that he puts on it wait the captions he puts on that i went i checked my instagram the other day it's

like it's like yeah they like he posts clips of like dave like on our show it's like day like say what it sounds like i'm posting this stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah the captions he's putting is like i don't know like yeah whatever i don't yeah it's it's like like uh say what yeah he's. I don't... Yeah, it's like... Like... Say what? Yeah, he's like saying that aura points and like he's just doing child stuff. Yeah. Yeah, man. If you don't keep up with that...

It sounds like I'm a pedophile. Yeah. It sounds like I'm trying to... Yeah, so, well, you got to like fit in. I wonder if Dave's actually seen this beautiful episode we made together. It's very good. It's a very funny episode. I would almost guarantee

zero. Because all the other boys around the office loved it. Yeah. He didn't like it at the time. I don't watch a lot of Dave's stuff. He didn't know what was wrong with me.

He thought there was something... It's just funny. He's not this guy. He doesn't like that. He can't do that stuff. He's not with that gay shit. He's like a black guy. He's like a black guy.

He can't make any of the fucking gay jokes. He came on our show one time, especially early in the beginning. It was always like, would you suck a dick or fuck a dick or this is a dick yeah yeah dorm room conversations which is like can we go back to that conversation would you suck a penis for one million dollars like all of us were like no it's a million dollars can we be men yeah this intro was very funny too

i did this bit about where I was just telling him about growing up in Boston and I was just doing every Boston movie and we cut around it but Dave was like, this is the least funny thing I've ever heard in my entire life. He doesn't like funny. He's like, you are one of the least funny people

I've ever met. He's like really mad. Wait, you cut around that that you should put that out i i wanted it to flow you should put it out as like no no i left it i left in where he was like why are you guys laughing at this put it out as its own thing now the raw footage the raw footage was like the sanford prison experiment i i apologize to my to my president Who I am writing in This November How many of your guests

Have reactions like that Like how many of your guests don't really get it Or are It's always like when I expect The guy's gonna love it They always hate it Dave I thought was gonna love it I wish I could have told you from the jump No fucking way I thought Neil deGras i thought was gonna love it right no no i wish i could have told you i

thought the jump no fucking way i thought neil degrasse tyson was gonna love it and then he was like i think i asked a couple questions that like made him feel called out because kind of a little bit he was a guy that went to college 40 years ago and now we think he's the smartest man in the world but he hasn't actually done physics he's not in a lab he's just on tv so a little bit like a little bit i asked some questions that i think made him like defensive because whenever like neil degrasse tyson pops off about anything that's not science anything that's not like every grain in the sand of sand on every beach is like less than every planet so the amount of planets you know if everybody's popping off about something like about culture you're always like no you're that's one of the dumbest things i've ever heard in my life but it's like america knows

him as america's smart guy yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i remember to go back to boston sports when bill nye the science guy came out and said deflategate was impossible, balls wouldn't lose any air. Dave was into that. The whole region. They were all like, what's the problem? He was proven wrong immediately. The worst guys. Ideal Gaslot, dude.

The Ideal Gaslot. Bill Nye the science guy. When I was in Boston last time, I was was like this is like a city but i was like where are the black people i was like where are they and then they were like yeah we we keep them in a neighborhood called jamaica and i was like it's a little on the nose jamaica plains baby you're like they're in jamaica right now i was like black people don't live in our jamaica here dude i it's honestly always kind of a culture shock for me particularly when i go to sporting events in other cities and i'm like damn a lot of black people in this football game

they're all different types of people yeah types of people see the south gets like crap for racism but like they have black people they're at least like they're at least like bold enough to be a racist to one instead of doing karate to a vietnamese guy and then becoming half blinding a vietnamese guy and then and then starring in the film boogie nights i'm really excited for his new movie uh where he just lives i love 9-11 fantasy i love mark he he's on a hijacked plane and he like prove it yeah prove it you saw patriots day the boss and bombing i only saw it once i thought it was fine i don't really remember it much it wasn't And he like Prove it Prove it Mark You saw Patriot's Day The Boston bombing movie

I only saw it once I thought it was fine I don't really remember it much It wasn't Yeah it was nothing Yeah yeah People were pissed about it though In Boston

Oh yeah They said it was disrespectful Too soon Too soon They said it was too soon To make the movie of it Yeah They didn't say it was a good thing

That the Tsarnaev brothers They were like Go Tsarnaev No It's decidedly anti-Boston good thing that the Tsarnaev brothers they were like, go Tsarnaev. It's decidedly anti-bombing. Are they going to kill that boy? I don't think so. I think he's on death row. He is, but everyone's on death

row forever. But he was too cute. He was too cute to die. He's on the cover of Rolling Stone. He's a cutie. He was a cute. He's got a few more years. Don't worry. He was too cute to die. Yeah, he's on the cover of Rolling Stone, man. He's a cutie. He's a cutie. And also, he was a stoner. I remember.

I was like, clearly. But in reality, clearly, the brother was a bad guy and got him involved in some bad stuff. Yeah, he was just a little stoner from one of my alumni colleges. He went to UMass Dartmouth. UMass Dartmouth. I went there for a little bit. Do you tell my alumni colleges. He went to UMass Dartmouth. UMass Dartmouth. Do you tell people you went to Dartmouth? I don't know. I went to a lot of colleges, but I didn't graduate from any.

But when people ask, I usually say Florida State. That's where I spent my time. What happened? Was it like a Catholic church situation? That didn't get anything, but it was funny. It was a... I just didn't like school. Yeah, school sucks.

Where'd you go to school? I went to GW in D.C. Whack School. Whack. I graduated a year early because I had AP credits. Really? I used to go there. I'd stay there.

It was like the worst tri-state area, just nimrods. Yeah. Ed Hardy was big in those days yeah they were like they they all like guys with like like new money though okay yeah yeah like the guys with their dads american express black cards yeah yeah like popping bottles at clubs yeah yeah someone told one of the the miami kids were the worst but like someone told me like i was like oh how's your uh thanksgiving and he was like yeah we went to this club and uh we went bottle for bottle with jay-z and i was like i was like jay-z went he was competing with a 19 year old boy

jay-z was like literally it's so embarrassing for Jay-Z. Because he's like, every time Hove would get a bottle of Chris, we would. And I'm like, that is humiliating for Jay-Z. That's so embarrassing for him. Hove finally sent the- The George Washington golf team is beating me right now. We didn't really have sports. We had basketball. He had Piers Morgan running andgan running hiding apologizing for what he had uh

he had jaguar right on his show who is like a r&b singer she sung on jay-z's unplugged album who's just crazy and uh she goes on all these interviews and just says that that jay-z is a pedophile as well and that he's a rapist and like he's he's next and like she was making her own youtube videos he's like the gay guy that's the gay obama guy that guy's the best guy but then she got on the fucking pierce morgan and you know right or wrong or better or worse whatever he's a massive platform yeah so he had to put out like an apology being like we did not know that that's how powerful Jay-Z is. Jaguar Wright was going to talk about that.

So our deepest apologies to Jay-Z and Beyonce. But that was kind of the point. Everyone was like, yo, if it's not true, how come he's not like suing? And then he did. He was like sent a quick cease and desist. To Jaguar Wright? Thankfully, she's on that list of herpes. Sexy friend and Jaguar Wright.

The herpes list. She was was like she's so uh hell-bent now the thing is everything she said everything that's uh come out about diddy she was saying on these like crazy youtube videos like oh so she's right she's not people are like well she was right about that one it's like uh so she's 100 correct kind of one. It's like, uh. So she's 100% correct. Kind of. Orlando Brown's another one. He just says whatever the fuck he wants. But yeah, Jay-Z is next.

Did you see Bow Wow's quote? No. Dude, Bow Wow's quote is crazy. Well, he was definitely part of that whole, right? Bow Wow said that Diddy. It's always a side. Bow Wow says the industry feels diddy's presence is missing he says after the bet weekend there was no parties no motion nowhere to go when diddy was around there was always a party and a place to go after an event but he was to get raped dude okay it's always a sign michael used to do this too but michael is not guilty but

everyone else is guilty but like whenever you're wearing the same outfit as the adult yeah no no when the adult gets you the same outfit as him you are a victim of child rape like michael used to like all all those all them boys boys that Michael used to hang out with and nothing happened They would meet the pictures. They've always been wearing the same outfit. They'd be like wearing the MJ stuff Have you ever seen that like the interviews with him? Where he just kind of admitted to it and cop to it and we just said Michael. He didn't do it. Yeah, they were like They were like do you think it's okay to have Children that are not your own sleep in bed with you and he's like, nah, it's not real. What are you talking about? They were like, do you think it's okay to have children that are not your own sleep in bed with you? And he's like, yeah.

It's amazing. It's love. And they were like, you can see how people would have a problem with this. No? And he goes, I don't think so. It's like he just flat out said it. He goes, I would sleep on the floor and they would sleep in the bed. I was like, I don't think that's what happened, bro.

But it was all like 2020. It was all like one of those big fucking. Yeah, he said he'd have sleepovers for sure. But Martin Bashir, everyone remembers this. Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows that God sent him to us, and like any other angel, he didn't have any genitalia. He was smooth like a Ken doll.

Turn this up. He's a gift and then we like much like our lord and savior jesus christ we we killed him for a 44 year old man to share a bedroom with a child who is not related to him at all that's a beautiful thing that's that's not a worrying thing why should he be worrying who Who's the criminal? Who's Jack the Ripper in the room? Who? You, bro. This is a guy trying to help heal a child.

I'm sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor. I'm not hearing anything wrong so far. I'm on the floor in the sleeping bag. Did you ever sleep in the bed with them? No. But I have slept in the bed with many children. I sleep in the bed with all of them. When Macaulay Culkin was little,ieran culkin was if you my color cook is on okay pause real

quick okay i'm not yeah you are i'm doing comedy this is a comedy i'm doing comedy i'm a comedian but like if he actually was he would say no yeah yeah right if he was actually like yeah yeah yeah if he was actually diddled he wouldn't like give the evidence that he was in the bed yeah right right right if he had like if he had the gun right and it was that it was like uh you know like if it was a colonel mustard with the with the candlestick he wouldn't say i had the candlestick no you're right about that i think he's a man that was okay obviously abused by his father and a freak and in a state of perpetual childhood and i don't know the truth is on the record i don't know but i'm a massive fan of the music

he gave us is a blessing from god and sharing the earth with him was uh one of the fan of the music he gave us. It's a blessing from God. And sharing the earth with him was one of the honors of my life. Dude, my college roommate was a lot like you, only maybe a little bit more serious, where he was like, I think I was in college. I think MJ died probably in 07, 08, something like that. I think it was at Florida State at the time. And my roommate was devastated. It wasn't even a thing I knew about him.

We were kind of newish roommates, I guess. We started being roommates that year. I didn't realize you were this big a Michael fan. He's been so persecuted his whole life and he battled for us. I was like, dude, what are you talking about? How did I not know you were this Michael Jackson freak?

When did he die? He's the best of all times. Oh, nice. Yeah, poor Farrah Fawcett that day. She got overshadowed. He's the best of all time oh nice yeah poor Farrah Fawcett that day she got overshadowed he's the best of all time singing dancing it is weird you heard the demos of Billie Jean no but I I I like no beat it play the beat it demos. Like, he was a musical genius. Oh, no doubt. I'm not deflecting. Okay? Okay, this is just him with a tape recorder just thinking of the song, and he knows it.

Yeah, he knows every instrument. He can't play them, but he, like, sings them. Game time. The official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. We got three games at Citi Field this week, and I do believe they are a pretty penny, but I think you will get the best price available on game time, and I do think it will be worth it if you can get in the building for those games because three in a row, a little homestand for the NLCS

when you split already on the road and you're playing the Dodgers and it's playoff baseball, that place is going to be awesome. Is it 2-3-2? Yes. Yeah? So they got three at home. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Three days in a row.

No break. You win these three, you go to the World Series. You can even take two. Yeah, man. You take two, and then you just got to win one more. I mean, that is a huge. I really would like to win the game that already – the game happening tonight. Yeah.

I would really like to get that one. But it is a show at Citi Field right now. They're bringing out everybody. The first pitches, we got Doc throwing out to Daryl. No, the other way around. Daryl throwing out to Doc. Kind of weird. Yeah.

You got Robin Ventura throwing out to Ricardo Alfonso. And then you got Matt Harvey mature throwing out to eric garneau alfonso and then you got matt harvey throwing a cesspitus i think they're getting a little they're thinking maybe if we make it to another series potentially there's a series after this that they play for the whole world you know uh and i think they would i hope they would go david wright mike piazza, and then Grimace. Bring Grimace back. Has Keith done it? Keith did the first one. Yeah, the first city field.

It was Keith and Daniel Murphy, and then these three big ones for the NLCS. They obviously are... I'm sure they've talked to David Wright being like, we want you, but we want to save you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you did Piazza, Wright, and then Grimace was game five of the world series

is that honestly like is that where mcdonald's i know that might all that happened because i don't want to like mcdonald's just put up a big billboard i saw that said it wasn't luck it wasn't fate it was grimace i mean at this point there should be like a full-blown collaboration. How is there not a Grimace? How have they not brought back the Grimace shake? Yeah. That's nuts, right? Do like an orange and blue Grimace shake mixed with purple or, you know, whatever.

But if Grimace is in the building, holy. So try to get your tickets for that, too. I would be, like, excited for that. I'd be like, forget about the game. You hear who's throwing up the first pitch? You can go see the Yankees, too. I would be like excited for that. I'd be like, forget about the game. You hear who's throwing up the first pitch? You can go see the Yankees too, I guess.

Whether it's sports, music, comedy, Broadway shows, live entertainment of any sort, game time is the best way to get these tickets.

They even have the game time picks right now, which is GT picks. You go on the app, you just click the button for GT picks and it gives you the most likely best deals and best seats that you want. So there's obviously tons of tickets on the secondary market, but it knows here's the events you want, and here's your price range, and here's the seats you probably want.

So it feeds you those ones right away, and you can just boom, click, boom click click click and you got your tickets right now download the game time app and use code KFC to easily score great deals with new game time picks what time is it game time what do you think of Prince also the bat you gotta pick a side though no it's not

you gotta pick a side that's Mike and the Mad Dog that's first take bullshit that's first take bullshit I used to think that as a kid because I liked the Beatles. I was like, no way. The Rolling Stones suck. And then I got into Pussy. And I was like, oh, these guys are talking about sex. Yeah, the Beatles are so kind of for kids.

They're so sexless. And then I'm like, damn. these guys are horny like i am i'm also horny these guys there's sex wow i had that that was like puberty oh yeah i love it i got in trouble in baseball practice fifth grade coach called us gay. Coach made me run laps and called me gay because I was singing, I just want to take it nice and slow. That is super gay. We were like –

At baseball practice, singing nice and slow is super gay. During calisthenics, me and a couple – I just started it. Harmonizing on the – Because it was like the big song on the bus. And the coach was like, what are you, gay? And I was like, no. I'm in fifth grade. I don't think so.

One of many times someone's asked that question. Dude, this weekend at a flag football game, the opposing coach was grabbing kids by the back of their neck and screaming at them. It was the closest I've ever come to saying something. Really? It was first and second grade. These kids. You grab them by the back of the neck and you go, that's unacceptable!

And you push them to the line of scrimmage. I was like, and there was a kid playing in a boot with a broken foot. And then one of the guys, one of the dads on our team, got ejected for talking shit to the refs. It's like, you are all absolutely so embarrassing. This is fucking insane.

You were, is your kid's team? Yeah, well, my kid's on one team. On the good boys. Well, I get, the dad that got ejected is on my team. Did they get their asses kicked by the mean coach? No, no, that was the thing. I was kind of like, I think we lost for like one thing. You want to see it play out on the field. Get that kids of Torino.

If the Bob Knight shit is working, then you start beating my son. Our team is whatever. We kind of stink, and they beat us by one score. At the end of the game, we're all lining up to do the high fives, and he made them do push-ups. They're in first fucking grade it was like lunacy i was looking around going like is anybody gonna do anything about it we're just gonna let this fucking happen are you gonna be a kind of dad like i always remember like a lot of dads i think would be like don't listen to coach listen to me

my dad was like listen to the fucking coach well if i i gotta see what the coaches are yeah i was just getting extra yelled at on the car but i had to quit because of puberty well you like freshmen because my parents aren't aren't from america so they put me in baseball because they thought it was like american yeah also my dad like learned american sports like in the 80s in la like to share something with me and he my dad was at the gibson game and like you know like the dodgers were like my first yeah yeah and then the fucking trash can thing kind of just i was like nothing is real it kind of ruined baseball for me straight up really ruined the astros the fucking astro series ruined baseball for me yeah because it was such it was so show hey didn't bring you back so emotionally draining it was so emotionally draining it was just it was so but like it's really it's just

kersh dude it's kersh like it's the this guy is he's my favorite player of all time i remember i watched like i think his first start i remember it was a scratch against the diamondbacks and both both starters got scratched we called up kirsch from triple a and max scherzer was like the other like no name rookie right which like in retrospect crazy yeah right there's actually i think there's a clip of like vin scully calling that i used to like like vin scully voice of my youth him and chick hern the old lakers guy but like i cared so much and we were just like there was the fucking trash can and then there was the bubble win and it just didn't feel like anything yeah and i was like that one's fake it's not real. Not real. The bubble in the NBA counts.

Also, the other thing with the Lakers is Braun's kind of ruined it for me, too. Really? He's just never going to be my guy. He is the best basketball player of all time. It's stupid to even get into it. Yeah. Are you a Kobe guy? Of course.

Yeah. I'm a Laker fan. Kobe's got the best PR all time. Those people should just be given. They should have just retired on top. I've never taken another case. This is a masterpiece. I mean, like, yeah, I think really it felt the same way that the Tuck game felt when I was a little kid.

Because I'm a Raider fan. And it was just like, I remember I cried. When you cheat. It wasn't fair. It wasn't fair. It wasn't. I mean, by the way, the rule was a fumble. It's just bullshit.

It's just like, do you want to see guys dunk and cross over or do you want the rules? That's what NFL is kind of like kills me sometimes because it's just like, I'm sick of the fucking rules yeah flags everywhere dude yeah i kind of like i've gotten really into this team arsenal into arsenal and it's like there is something to be said about like constant action for like 245 minute periods which is very satisfying also like the fact that the like scoring is so much lower the the points mean so much more have you been to a game no that was i i can't watch at the pub i

can't like they have like american arsenal pubs and i just can't be around it because it's the way it's it is the lamest fucking kind of guy you could be like an american like footy fan yeah it's just the worst and then i go to the pub and i'm around these like ted lasso fucking losers just the worst guys curious just like the worst guy like an office a fucking office fucking uh email thread they're throwing they're like sending gifs like in a in a cc like that it's like that's not a funny gif and you suck like fuck you like just the worst guys no you are right like die hard american soccer fans i can't be around them also i know more

ball than them i know more than them so it's a very solitary thing i sit because we get the games in the morning so i sit i'm a little bit hung over on like a saturday or a sunday morning and i'm alone and then this is the they're they're they've been the mets they've been the mess for me so like i sit there and it's solitary and i feel shitty a little bit already before it starts and then i feel something good and right now we're amazing though that's the women's team why are you he is the worst google on on the planet. He is really so bad. Personal mids. Yeah, we're good now. But we're good now.

We're good now. They're going to break me worse than... That boy on the second to the left, Saka, him. Oh, that's like our heart. The other thing about their system is that it comes from academies. It's not from college ball. So like Bukayo Saka has been there since he was nine. It comes from academies. It's not from college ball. Bukayo Saka's been there since he was nine. He's nine?

So the badge means so much to these guys. That's our favorite. Nine years old. That's our favorite. That's our favorite. I don't know if you guys don't watch soccer but like in the euros the european championships like two two tournaments ago he was like 17 and they put him up to take the last penalty as like a child and he missed and then everyone in the country was like you're a beep you know he got like and then you saw him like he cried on the field it

was just so much to put on a kid right yeah and i was so upset and i was like i don't know if he's ever going to come back from this you know and he has come back and and every year he gets even better right and he's like ours he's like one of our own are Are you a Troops guy? The United States military? No. Oh, Troops. I follow Troops. Yeah. He's not here anymore.

No, no, no. I was like, what? Dude, I went to – I like Liverpool. I don't like set alarms to wake up for them or anything like that. If I didn't support like a top six side, I would have gone Liverpool because they're good. There's a lot of, in terms of the club, it's very working class. I love Klopp, too.

Klopp was the man. But when I played beautiful ball, it looks like a kid. Jesus. They're just putting this kid, and then look. Yeah, that sucked. And yeah just to go through that and like he he pulled us out of shit we were like in our worst period ever and as like a were the fans terrible teenager no no our we've we've always stood by him but like look like i mean like just everyone like just it's so sad to see that. I mean, it's like he's 18 maybe.

It's like Brawny James being up there. You know, like, I mean, he's much better. Dude, did you see the LeBron James tweet this weekend? I can't. Yeah, he was, like, tweeting at Call of Duty. Like, hey, Brawny says he wants a skin. Can we hook him up it's like dude just let me be a fucking person i feel like that might have been like a deal really i feel like that i don't know that was that was so ridiculous that i think they maybe

were like that was just a deal and they were like here's how we're gonna roll it that's product placement yeah yeah because it really is almost too much to just be like because they replied like the most recent the clip about how watching brawny at six and he knew and it's just shot up but yo it is pretty fucking thing about him it's pretty fucking dope that it happened it's like to brawny's credit he is a real one of their credits he's a real one for going there because like if my dad was on my fucking team it would be the most annoying thing in the entire world. Like, I would have gone to, like, Phoenix and been trying to get head. Like, you know? Right?

Like, you're not getting the NBA experience with your fucking dad on the squad. No, you're, like, getting in trouble and stuff. You know? Yeah. But it's so – it makes me – I hate this whole thing. Really? It stresses me out. Maybe it's because I'm a pussy because I have a kid now. But you're like, it's beautiful.

It is, though. It's like when Griffey – It's so dope. Yeah, Griffey did it. Not only is it like that, but the fact that he played long enough and is still fucking good. I mean, he's so good still. And the fact that we know he's not, you know, Bronny's not great, but like good enough. Like he still made it to the goddamn NBA.

I don't know. Even with a little bit of help. I saw some summer league highlights. I went to the, oh man, she's going to get mad at me. I'll just say it. I'm with the, oh, man, she's going to get mad at me. I'll just say it. I'm with the fellas right now. I went to the Liberty Aces, like, what is it, the semifinals?

Yeah, something like that, yeah. Is it bad? Not a good product. It's crazy. I was with my girlfriend and her mom, and we had a great time. We had a great time. It was also from Vegas. It was the first time I've seen a professional team from my city. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is like, I mean, huge aces. I'm the biggest aces guy. But there was like seven minutes in the third quarter where there's just no one, no one cashed. Really? Just like, I was like sitting there and it was like, I was like,

I'm not going to say anything, but I said afterwards to my friend and my girlfriend was there. She's like, you can't say that. You can't say that. And I was like, I thought they would like, I see like clips of, what's her name?

Indiana. Caitlin. Caitlin. And she's wet. Yeah. She's wet. And I was like, I just want to know how wet. I just want to know how wet.

Sabrina Iannoscu was not balling. Sabrina was carrying their asses. Our girl, Asia, who's supposed to be the brawn of the league. Yeah. Our girl, Asia, who's supposed to be like the brawn of the league, she was making some questionable decisions down the stretch. Dude, I was thinking of going. Not be able to jump. She jumps like I jump. She gets like an inch off the ground.

It's kind of crazy. She looks good, though. She's a pretty lady. She is a pretty lady. She's probably like six five right oh yeah i mean she's i was gonna say six two but she's probably way bigger than she'd be yeah you would climb her like a tree bro like she is i mean i i think even despite your review i i i had said that she's3". Maybe on TV it looks better.

Kayla Clark's 6'0". Kayla's 6'0"? Yeah. She looks little. Yeah. She's nice. She'd be fucking... Dave is pissed about that,

about the reverse racism or something against Kayla. Yeah, he was very mad about that. He was mad about that. That was some very funny... Dave always would get involved in a political or racist political or racist thing without, like, realizing it. He's just walking. Yeah. And he's like, I'm not political, but, like, Kamala Harris does not represent democracy.

I'm not political. But he did it with this big time. She has a low politics IQ. She speaks well for what she is. She's well-spoken. She's well spoken Yeah Yeah that

He was going off on Because they got into the early college The college shit Is where Dave really got mad Yeah but it's sports dude you're supposed to be mean Look at he's next to the middle Shaq told him Shaq told him to his face, lay off my girl.

Yeah. They ran into each other in the tunnel of another game, a football game or something. And he was like, nice to meet you, but stop talking about my girl. Because Shaq, they like... Both LSU. Well, yes, but she also was on his podcast network. They literally worked together. Are there bettors that are tracking their periods?

My friend was telling me that there are guys that are taking the under on total points on the girl. Because she's... They're on those apps that girls have to know when they're ovulating. That's pretty fucking smart. There are guys that are cashing off of the menstrual cycles of WWE. Also, they sync up, right? So if you're in the locker room together, it's just going to be a rough week for the gals. I did ask that question to my girlfriend and her mom at the Barclays Center,

and they were none to it. I was going to say, they smacked you in the face. I always heard that. So it's like, is it just one bad, like the whole team sucks for a couple days? So instead of scoring 11, they scored 4? Yeah, it is. There is a really, I think that the Megan Rapinoe U.S. Women's National Team, maybe, now I'm going full.

Here we go. Do it. Do it. Come on, you're a barstool bro let her rip bro all right all right let's i think that they played like a boys they played a boys under 15 16 or whatever yeah they got like works right like 15 nil. Oh, that was always a thing, and I'm friends with some of the women on this team, but the Team USA hockey team used to play all the prep schools that I played, and they would wax them.

They lost to that kid? I mean, Dallas under 15 boy squad beat Rapinoe and all those guys. Women's tennis, I love. The fighting one, I don't like MMA that much. But, like, when I've seen women doing it, they're going all out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're passionate. But, like, if you're not, like, if no one's cashing for, like, six minutes,

it's just, like, not that good of a product. If no one's cashing for like six minutes, it's just like, not that good. Yeah. I, I, I think I'm still going to go. I think I'm going to game five. Are you?

If, if I was, I will say this. Okay. For the record, the atmosphere of a playoff game at Barkley center, double any net game. I've,

I've been to double. That is a, I don't know why that team even exists. I really don't. It is a road game, 82 games a year. It's crazy. Dude, I went to an Islanders game when they still played at Barclays, probably two, three years ago. And you could pick – I was in a box, and you could look into the crowd

and be like, that's the guy singing with the anthem right now. And you could hear him, and then you could hear people on the bench laughing at how you could hear this guy singing along. And you're like, oh, this is just like, there are 200 people in this arena, and we can all hear fucking everything. So the Long Island guys didn't want to make the drive? No. But then Nassau Coliseum is back or something?

The Coliseum is closed. Now it's UBS. They play UBS. And they're rocking. They're back with their boys? I think so. I haven't been to an Islanders game yet. Well, yes, Island people are happy, and then everyone else fucking hates it.

Because if you want to go and you're not from the area, it's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, who wants to go to fucking... Why do they even have a team? The players hated Brooklyn. But they've existed for so long. Yeah, Brooklyn was terrible. Because they would have to get hotels every game for their pregame naps and stuff.

In downtown Brooklyn? Yeah. Yeah, it's like Courtyard Marriott in downtown Brooklyn. It's like a scary place. To go back home to Long Island and then keep their pregame routine. So every player, every home game, 40, 42, 41 times a year

had to like get a hotel room like fuck this do the knicks still practice in white plains so dumb dude why i don't know i don't know i mean i guess it's hard to come by like you're a nice guy yeah where would you practice you feel good yeah i do i think that people are going to look back on on carl anthony towns and and feel foolish for how much they're hating on it right now i mean it's fun to make fun yeah he's a he's a fun guy to make fun of zesty cat is for sure i get it i mean like he's like donnie also what donnie was, I loved him so much. Dante DiVincenzo? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, that was unfortunate that it had to go. And it's sad we won't see the Nova Knicks. And yeah, we love the Nova Knicks and all that, but Carlton Hinton is one of the best scoring big men, shooting big men ever. If you can get that to go toe-to-toe with... And now this team is locked in for four years yeah because he did the you know it was a disappearing act it was like it's not even that

it's he's a player there's never a second option in his mind there's never a backup plan so he'll go head down drive there'll be two trees in front of him and then he'll try to go with it and it's just like know who you're gonna kick Right. Like he never figured that out. Cause he's a baby Laker. And I, I like, I've, I love all of these guys that have gone,

Josh Hart as well. Oh, he's the best. All of the baby Lakers. I'm like, I want the best for them. Yeah. And like,

I would go to Nick games and, and, uh, I'd be like, Randall still does that fucking thing, you know? And it drove, it drove, that drove me nuts when he was young, and he still does.

This guy, this guy you have to love. He is so likable. The whole team really is. I like the Knicks a lot, too. Yeah, they are, and they're locked in for the next, like, four or five years. And the last night, it was a preseason game, and the Timberwolves were there. And some fan was, like, yelling at Anthony Edwards, being like,

yo, when your rookie contract comes up, like, come here. And he said something like, I'd love to reunite with Carl Anthony Towns. Like, oh, man. It would be fucking crazy. If it was just a long play for a fucking Ant-Man to come to New York. But, yeah, he was getting into it with Jalen Brunson's dad last night. See, that's very much like Brunson is doing the same thing that Bronny is doing, where your dad is there.

But his dad's actually a part of the title. I know, but your dad can yell at you still. You're like a main... The point of being an adult is that you get your own house. You're not there. What's the point of signing like a $250 million deal if like your dad still yells at you at work? Jesus Christ. And you know that he's a – you're doing flag football for your boy?

Yeah. Flag football, travel baseball, a little bit of hoops. We're doing it all. But I'm not one of these freaks like there was a video of rick brunson being like full court layups again go again he's like going up and down the court i'm like i don't know you could play for a little bit and then play video games whatever i'm yeah i have to i my boy my guy's gonna have to go tennis or golf he's not going league i mean like a little bit you think

you know you're saying he can go and play video games but a little bit in your heart if you're if he goes league in anything it would be the best thing ever it would be like my life has been worth it

everything everything there was only one variation of life that led to this so i'll fucking take it i don't think he's going did you ever read andre agassi's do you read agassi's autobiography no so his dad was like he had like a very earl woods kind of situation where it was like a bad guy yeah but like that like drove his like how psycho the guy was drove him to his greatness but Agassi's dad was like a degenerate gambler and he like make him play man as an 11 year old and he'd be like if you lose like we lose our home

and like he he did it psychologically yeah do it like like hit the boy yeah like that is actually like probably way worse and then i mean for tennis though if it works though that makes sense because it is so cerebral yeah yeah all by yourself out there yeah yeah right you have to but for every one you know august there's like 50 you know tennis kids who hate their lives because their dad made them play tennis like 24 7 it's not even something that's like oh like when you're playing the playground like basketball with your buddies like you're you're the best one on the court you get some fun out of it no one's like let's play pick up tennis and you're awesome at it and you smoke your friends you know what i mean right you don even get the. You just work at a country club as the tennis pro and fuck sad bombs.

Yeah, you're getting cougar pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Poor kid. He's fucking someone's wife. He's 12. Just like these guys with Michael. Oh, boo.

Yeah. Did I hear you correctly on your podcast did you have a like you were calling an EP coming out I got

yeah okay so I'm gonna be dropping like uh 15 minutes that I don't want to put in a special like all like

uh that I did in London um also I'm gonna be in Denver too

uh so I gotta I don't know why I'm everybody stop they gave me like a last minute booking in Denver so I have like two weeks to sell tickets so October 25th and 26th in Denver at Comedy Works Jackie would everybody on a WNBA team no come on you're gonna hurt her feelings when everybody but she works here time on the wmba uh yeah yeah so what happens then

the team sucks for a week well it's not like it's like oh you don't like yeah wait wait wait you guys are nice to each other you're just you're just mean to us oh it's a conspiracy i forget oh really so you're just an asshole your boyfriends and you you kill it on the court or being a guy is so like i forget every month it's like every single month that's it and then she says it and then like i've been like what's going right and then she's like and then i'm like how the fuck did i forget of course it's every fucking month

i always am like god he's pissing me off so and you don't get why you forget why too i'll always have a moment where i go like i'll be like this is completely illogical oh okay you know what I mean? Where I'm like, this one really, really doesn't make sense. How could this be? Oh, okay. One of the funniest things is that the girl's boobs get a little bigger. They get a little bigger when they're in their period.

And then so like in your like dumb like male mind, you're like naturally just like this. And then you're like, I'm disgusting right now. You just fall for it. It's like God's just i'm disgusting right now you just fall it looks like god is like he did it again oh wait so but but denver comedy works denver and then uh yeah and then we have a new episode uh the talk show coming out this week we We have something kind of very ambitious that we've done for it. People have been waiting for it.

They haven't been waiting for it. People thought it was over forever, but it's not. You'll see why. You'll see why. What a plug. Wow. I can't say. Nick's going to be mad at me if I say who it is, the guest, but we did something.

When does that come out? That's coming out this week. Maybe even today so uh so then this comes out tomorrow so you can tell us okay if it's not out you beep yes and and how did he but but the the first half of it is very like like um is the most ambitious thing we've ever done really yeah yeah but i will be yeah i'm gonna be dropping this like two nights in london or whatever thing it's kind of it's fun it's i i the geezers like the geezers had fun yeah the geezers had a lot of fun but like the rest of my set i'm gonna be saving and i'm gonna be putting a special

out early this year going well pause going well going well? Pod's going well, yeah. And then you'll see this thing. How many episodes are you in now, like after the Comptown? I don't even fucking know. It's been a little bit though, right? I don't know. It's just that I'm just going to be doing this for the rest of my life. Yeah, I know.

I'll be dying of cancer and I'll be like, so what if a promo code? What if Albert Einstein was Chinese? There's like a heart monitor in the background. answer and i'll be like so like what if a promo code what if albert einstein was chinese it's just like there's like a heart monitor in the background it's just like the mic's not plugged in i'm just a psychopath yeah all right yeah promo code c-u-m uh whatever no No Yeah no Thanks for having me I had a lot of fun Thank you so much I love being able to talk about sports

Because I never get to do it I mean as a Dodger fan Wearing a Yankee hat I'm pretty sure I'm just trying to survive In these I'm blending in Amongst the Dominican population

Because I'm afraid Of the antisemitism I've been like Listen fellas Like I'm despacito for some pussy. I want to cheat on my esposa and start un segundo familia. Hey, you guys, we can all agree, the best rapper is Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Just a white guy thinking that Spanish people like Lin-Manuel Miranda. I got the whole Hamilton box set. Awesome. Thank you so much, Adam. Thanks, guys. All right. Appreciate it. We're getting up there, Johnny boy.

We're getting up there in age. And when it's time to perform, sometimes you can't answer the bell. Or if you do answer the bell, you only answer it's time to perform sometimes you can't answer the bell or if you do answer the bell you only answer it like halfway and that's where Blue Chew comes in you leave the lock on the door just a little halfway open so if you want to fully answer the door

fully answer the bell you got to get yourself some Blue Chews the original brand offering chewable tablets to get uh that dick hard the enhanced erection enhancing tablets uh can help you achieve stronger harder and longer lasting erections for sexual activities i hope for sexual activities you don't want to be running around with with those not doing other stuff i don't know john's is at home like playing video games. He's got a Sunday. I'm going to say rigged up all day. Say goodbye to performance anxiety

and say hello to stronger and longer lasting erections. Chewable tablets have the same active ingredients that you would find in Viagra and Cialis and Levitra, but it's in a chewable form. And most importantly, forget about who cares about tablet or chewable. It's at a fraction of the cost. It's all about having confidence when it comes to performing and having a happy and healthy relationship. So Blue Chew helps you achieve that.

They have subscriptions that include free online consultation, 24-7 medical support, and delivery straight to your door every month. Chew it and do it, baby. I like that one. If you want more confidence in the bedroom, use code KFC for your first month for free. That's first month free with code KFC at BlueChew.com. Check them out. Thank you to BlueChew for

sponsoring the pod. And my dick. That's a personal endorsement. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. We're back. We got Adam Friedland on the show today. Big interview with him, so we're going to just chop it up for a little bit before we get

into things with him. Maybe do a couple voicemails, but one of the funniest podcasters out there came through. I had a full-blown existential crisis, being a Dodgers fan who says the Mets are his local team while wearing a yankees hat i'm saying that's the hip-hop community yeah to respect for the hip-hop community he was

like he told me he was like i'm gonna get killed for this and then the dodgers the mets end up beating the dodgers after his appearance he was like this is gonna be a disaster um he was great i i've been a big fan of adam for a long time he's a funny dude uh it's my first time meeting him exchanging any words with him he lived up to the hype yeah he was great uh so good interview with him uh the fish bowl broke another fish bowl another fish bowl this is gonna just be your streak yeah i don't they're three out of well three we've like two, but now we're about to buy a third. So three fishbowls for three episodes.

Are you going plastic? I don't think you can go plastic ever. I think you got to keep going. I almost like somebody was just saying that they looked up like the sugar fishbowls. Like we should just smash them. I was thinking or, you know, like it almost needs to be like a bounty on the fishbowl like if you break it you like yeah yeah there needs to be something you guys you need to like you guys need to protect it and we need to try to break it or something you gotta treat the fishbowl

like like a like an egg like they give to kids yeah or whatever where they're like a bag of flour yeah yeah and if you break, you have to get pregnant. Yeah, but also... It's a high stakes game. What? It's a high stakes game. I'm like $60 in the hole with these fishbowls. I bet.

I have to expense it at this point. How did this last one break? Because you could hear it. People didn't see it, but you just heard the shattering. I think Kelly just like... I don't really know what happened but it's like it is one of those things where like you know like sometimes if you drop a glass it's the way it's shaped is like if it hits the floor it's a smash yeah that's true yeah yeah i feel like there's just no room for air yeah like all the pressure of it is landing on one little point. Yeah. No, I hadn't thought about that. It's not just literally millions.

Yeah, you got to stick with that. I know. I want like 20 broken fishbowls over the next couple months. What was the best question yesterday? One of yours, the trouble with the law. Oh, okay. We'll take that one. What, roan came on for a little bit and he asked or i guess he picked what male would you want to trade lives with that was interesting

a classic look like remember when jared gravis said he wouldn't trade with justin timberlake kind of aged all right you know well at the time that was crazy but right now yeah Roan said that Justin Timberlake was his answer but now but he was like not because of the drunk driving that's cool it was like he just like everybody hates him and shit wait he would Roan would trade to Justin Timberlake not anymore not anymore yeah I don't think he's a pick anymore I've always kind of thought that he's a little cheesy i i wanted so i i loved n sync and i wanted to like justin timberlake and i do like him like regularly uh but i wanted to be like a justin timberlake super fan yeah and i just it's hard to be he didn't get me over that

last hump it's hard to be he doesn't put out enough and when he does uh it's also like it's hard to be cool when all black people hate you because they kind of define what's cool yeah so when everyone's just like this corny white boy sucks it's like okay who am i but even before then like friends with benefits i thought would have been like a better movie with a different actor and i loved like i love that concept that like the no string listen he's not like a super like talent like when it comes to acting no no you know but he's but like even i don't know what happened with his dancing he used to be able to dance and now every time there's a clip of him it's like i think dancing's like wrestling

where like you got you need fast camera changes to actually make it look good yeah if you're just watching it but i don't know when like i feel like they used to talk about him in like you know it's like usher and and uh and Michael Jackson and shit. Those guys could dance. And there was a time where I feel like he was kind of doing that. And now it's like, I don't know, maybe it's because you're like 50 and it's just different. But every time I see a clip, it's like. But it's also like one isolated clip that is the only thing you see.

Right, right, right. It's like the only thing we've seen him dance in 25 years is one clip that went viral making fun of him like he's probably a pretty good dancer yeah yeah but yeah i don't know if i mean when when jared said he wouldn't trade with timberlake it was many many years ago and you know jared ended up doing pretty damn good for himself but at that point it was like what are you talking about it was like hey he called a shot he bet on himself i guess i don't know hank robert craft same thing yeah which is that actually in retrospect is crazy that we thought otherwise i believe if i remember the a billionaire is a billionaire dude like i like right now like i'm closer to 70 let's say he was early 70s at the time mid 70s i don't know what

craft is now but it was probably about 10 years ago and like i wouldn't trade to be a 70 year old man what's your cutoff where you where you say yes 50s none really i don't think I would trade to be like in. I don't. I don't know. I mean, if I if I could. He's 83. So he was 73 at the time. Probably like no chance for not for all the money in the world. Am I becoming a 73 year old man right now? Yeah, that's a pretty good point.

But like 45, you're doing it. You'd rather be you than a 45 year old billionaire. You're going to be 45 like that, dude. I just don't. I don't want to get older. I want to get older exactly at the pace I go. You'll probably live longer as a 45-year-old billionaire because you'll have the money. We know he doesn't want to do that.

Yeah, but here's the deal. I have enough money to go to the doctor right now. I don't know. You know what I mean? I'm not going to start going to the doctor because I have a billion dollars now. I have health insurance, man. I don start going to the doctor because I have a billion dollars now I have health insurance man I don't go to the doctor a billion dollars and you can change that

you know how it's like the meme if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs it's just like people going to doctors we have apparently insane health insurance never used it so so what any anything that's older than you you're saying no

if i said 40 year old billionaire it's like a couple years away my i don't think it i don't think the money is what we're talking about i don't think a bill like like you can you can get me being like you can look like chris hemsworth i'm like okay cool i don't i don't think like a billion matters to me i kind of agree with that ah you guys are dumb you want to just tack on a couple years that don't make a difference the difference between 35 and 40 is like nothing and you get a billion dollars first of all but i'm also i'm also becoming a different person that's kind of the bigger thing is that also

the good part I like it like I don't know it's a you know if you have a choice

between the devil you know and the devil you don't take the devil you know but what if the devil you don't has a billion dollars but I know how to deal with this devil I got it

yeah you put me in Hemsworth's body and like what if I get in in Hemsworth body and like, what, what if, what if I get in Chris Hemsworth body and I have worse body dysmorphia? Yeah. I'd be like,

what the fuck? That was the whole point. The whole point of this. I'm pretty sure there's every chance that like, whenever people talk about being famous and having money and all that shit, like there's, there's a reason why there's like a million movies and stories and topics about that.

Cause I don't think it fixes your problems. It probably can get worse. I just want one celebrity to be like, this shit's awesome. Just give me one. It's got to be cool to achieve your dreams. I think the people say like that, but they'll never be like, yeah, being rich is awesome. I know, but just give me one. I don't know.

I get it. There's struggles but like yeah like but try to try to try to remember what it was like without all that money yeah and say it's pretty fucking i guess like rappers kind of do i think a good amount of people do you just kind of focus on the ones who complain about it yeah yeah most people are like yeah most people are humble about it they're just like yeah i'm very blessed or something like that there's but i i kind of want one person to be like i was poor and now i'm rich and that's fucking great yeah and like that's what dave does pretty much pretty much dave portnoy yeah you know he's pretty much that guy it's like look at all my houses and my trips and my money and so that's that's what it looks like

yeah right who would girl girls trading is kind of a very different thing i don't know guys are always kind of trading for like uh i don't know guys are always kind of trading for like uh status and money right you'd be like i want to be like the athlete who won or the guy with the money yeah actually not like yeah but the if you could if i was gonna switch with anybody it would be an athlete yeah just to hear like me get a hundred thousand people on their feet like that yeah right that's cooler than just having money in your bank account yeah but what do girls want like i i feel like i would do because i'm also thinking i don't want somebody like a-list a-list like i want like well i guess like i feel like jennifer lawrence has a pretty good life balance between like

she can go in public kind of not really oh i've heard low-key she's dating corner bistro corner bistro i thought it was bandits yeah good burger ikey she's dating corner bistro corner bistro i thought it was bandits yeah good burger i heard she goes to corner bistro like multiple nights a week has a beer has a burger and fucks off i think i think if you're a celebrity you have to pick a spot and do that yeah right like if she went to corner bistro and then she went to this place and that place it would be a show but if if if you walk in and people are just like jennifer lawrence corner be sure like if the regulars know you

and the regulars aren't reacting and the staff is like whatever which also yesterday when I when like you got me like the uber black on the way back

and like I was I was ubering back from my acting gig to my podcast I was like am I the most famous person in the world I just like zoomed in for a day like a famous person it was pretty

cool did uh did did he fart no no i had headphones the whole time well no it wasn't it wasn't uh volume it was someone was farting in the car on the way there and the car it was is me keegs sass and tommy and so like because keegs was in the car? It was me, Keegs, Sass, and Tommy. And so because Keegs was in the car and there's a lady present, I didn't want to be like, who the fuck is this? So it was just me. I hear Keegs was just like, quiet. It was me.

Does that ever happen? You ever in a car with girls and it's like, who fucking farted? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh. Yeah. Dude, so the other day yeah uh two nights ago um just reading reddit and i stumbled upon a question and it's a question about an affliction that i deal with pretty regularly and it was what is the female equivalent of sitting on your balls oh yeah and

i clicked things i was like i wonder i don't i don't know I'm intrigued by this and the number one answer was when the seam of your pants makes your labia fall it cuts off the circulation and makes your labia fall asleep interesting I would have never had that I would have thought like knocking your boob into something or that was one when you're brushing your hair with no shirt on

or your shirt and your bra that's a good one but then the other one these are things I've never heard he keeps talking about like tight jeans or your shirt and your bra. And you clip your nipple. That's a good one. But then the other one. These are things I've never heard. He keeps talking about tight jeans. Sometimes I'm just like, I can't do it. Makes your pussy fall asleep?

No, not really that. That's your radical way of putting it. Sometimes it's just like slight uncomfort. You're just like, I'd rather be wearing something that's right now. And that's like camel toe? I guess. If they're really tight jeans. The one that was very jarring was when you fart and it goes to the front. Yeah, I've heard about this.

You've heard about this one. And it goes into your vagina. And then you have to, quote, dislodge it. And I don't know what that means. I will say I don't know it. I hate to be like, I don't know what that means. I will say I don't know it. I hate to be like, I don't know what dislodge it is. Okay.

You got to get that air out. Just although it is, it is nice that women have. Yo, let me just say, farting into your pussy is crazy. You can dress it up with words like dislodge and goes into the front. But what we're talking about right here

is farting into your pussy. It's called sp, a spade. Okay? I'm not going to comment on this. It is. You don't have to comment. You're going to sit by the sidelines of this one. But that is crazy.

I was thinking the other day, separately, which is weirder, like, how lucky girls are to have queefs. It's a word i don't like like i don't like that one yeah i don't like it either but it's just a nice security blanket you guys have because like when i just speaking for personal experience or just not even personal experience but yeah personal experience the like when i'm in the presence of women and i happen to hear air pass

through air pass you could say it's a queef i just go i must be a queef yeah if you're around a guy and you hear air pass you're like that's fucking poop that's poop wind that is poop wind there's nothing else it could be you guys have that like something else yeah but i don't think it's great to be like your queef is like your fat friend yeah don't worry guys but i do feel like also it's like it only happens because of sex. I feel like if you're just sitting on the couch and you can hear that would be crazy.

Right? I feel like it's like it's more just like air. It's like if you pop a bump. I don't know. It's like certain angles. But it's nice to have that. But I don't think it's happening unless you pop a bup. I don't know. It's like certain angles. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to talk about this. But it's nice to have that.

But I don't think it's happening unless you're having sex. But it's still where my brain goes, that wasn't a fuck. You could just be like, guys are dumb. I can just say it's my queen. And for somehow it's better. But even guys think it because you're just like, I checked it in far. I bet it was a queef. Yeah.

It's more. It's more for you than it is bet it was a queef like yeah yeah it's more it's more for you than it is for it's more for me it's more for me yeah well that's yeah i was gonna say that's sweet but that's just you know i guess all things that i i did not i knew that one but the the other stuff is interesting like i never thought about clipping my nipple like ah yeah that's funny that's a funny thing um yeah yeah it's but but but you guys will call it out like the same way a guy would yeah but um like at some point like my friend group and i we just decided like that's just not our sense of humor we're just not gonna we're not gonna talk about it like so if all of a sudden it starts to smell you'll just you're just everybody

just kind of it was like also divided like me and like two of my oh you had like a talk about this yeah we were just oh wow you had like a meeting listen like that's not we're not gonna make jokes about that we don't find it funny. Did somebody make a joke? Yeah. And like, we. Someone was like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys were like, listen, we don't do that.

Yeah, exactly. Like, we were just kind of like, listen, I respect your, like, your humor, your whatever. You do you. We're not going to take part in this. And then, like, kind of as a group, we were kind of like, okay, well, like, if only 50% of us are in, then we're just going to, we're not, we're going to nix. This is like, it's like Taylor Swift. Like, I choose to not be in this narrative. Yeah, yeah, well, like, if only 50% of us are in, then we're just going to, we're not, we're going to nix. This is like, it's like Taylor Swift. Like, I choose to not be in this narrative.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to participate in your fart humor. So it's like, and you're not going to get a reaction from me, so you shouldn't do it either. Yeah. Like, also, like, my friend and I, like, it was a good, like, we met in the middle on that. And we were just like, we, like, almost, like, tried.

And, like, we were just like, this is so not and like we're just like this is so not i didn't you tried to be funny about it we just like throw him a bone like kind of like and then like we just not even like funny about it just like i don't know anyways we just decided that is so that's so that's such a girl thing to do too be like we're just not gonna do i don't think my friends my friends don't really do it we don't know but it. No, but if someone does, it can be talked about. It can be acknowledged. You know what I mean? If it's particularly loud or bad or something like that.

I actually don't like acknowledging it. Even if it's bad, I'm just like, just get through it. Just fucking gut this. I start smelling faster. I'm sucking it up. What? Get rid of those molecules or something? There is science to it.

Actually, no. Your sense of smell adjusts the fastest. You get one in. Now that I'm thinking about it, you get one in. There is science to it. Mr. Fucking Wizard over here. Dropping science bombs. You're just like not sucking the molecule.

Well, you got to get just, it's like a cold top. But you're saying you adjust, not that it like gets rid of the smell. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be funny to think of like just smell up all those molecules and just, it's all gone now. It's in your fucking schnoz. But, wow, interesting. Interesting stuff.

Great stuff. Really insightful. What do you got? fucking schnoz but um wow interesting interesting stuff great stuff really insightful what do you got um uh first thing out of order next week i think we still have tickets to chicago go get those i was thinking about it because i when we just talked about a couple topics we're gonna go and i went to the bathroom and then i was like oh yeah remember i don't order tickets and then i just had to say in my head from that moment till right now do it do it do it do it the amount of shit like if I remember something I'll set I'll have to write it like make an alarm

label it whatever put it in the calendar because my brain can hold on to something for like five minutes max now if it's a topic I want to talk about a thing I need to do like I will look you right in the face you could tell me your schedule and like something I need to do. And I'm like,

cool. And that like hour later, that thing happens. And it's like, you didn't, you didn't do the thing. You didn't go to the place. You didn't pick me up,

whatever it is. And I just like, yeah, I just completely, utterly forgot. It's also the worst part of anything is like promoting. And unfortunately, out of order is exclusively people who don't use social media.

You're like the most active guy. It's the one thing I didn't want to be. And now it's, I'm the only one who is it. That's tough. It is. That is brutal. It's like literally the one thing I don't like doing.

It's KB,b nick and sass i don't even know those guys have you know what they're motherfuckers they spend more time on it than anyone yeah they just don't fucking say anything right right that's not fair yeah that's like we're together i'm on my phone the least doesn't kb have like the biggest following he was like a like a social media guy but he has like the most rabid fans he actually might he might have gone completely dark he might not use i don't know yeah but he's i think he's like completely off it um but whatever get out of our tickets in chicago actually this week maybe tomorrow can i run you guys some of my jokes yeah yeah yeah yeah all right how are we gonna do that i think we'll film it and then we'll Can I run you guys some of my jokes? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. All right.

How are we going to do that? I think we'll film it and then we'll put it out after maybe. No, but what's the setup? I always think we just sit on the couch and I just read you jokes. There's so much more pressure on us than him. I know. Why? If it's not good, tell me it's not good.

What if they're all bad? Then they're all bad. No. I can't send you off into your fucking... I've never done it. I don't expect to be good. So it's like... No, but it's also done it. I don't expect to be good. So it's like... No, but it's also more like none of them are going to be bad.

Because it's just naturally funny. But what if there's stuff that you think is really funny? And I'm like, that's kind of funny. I think... That's almost worse than being like... If something was terrible, I'd be like, do not go out there and do that. Because I'm saving you from yourself. If you're just like, this is so good.

I'm laughing. And I'm like think so to take that pressure off you i think everything i have written is like pretty funny okay i'm not like this is gonna redefine comedy okay okay okay you're welcome world john final i guess like yeah that's a little funny got it even then it's just like the air in the room is different when you're being like read jokes, too, versus when like you're on stage. Yeah. It'll obviously all be different. Like, yeah. Like it basically if your reaction is like, ah, it's pretty good. Mission accomplished.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because no one's going to be like howling and knee slapping. Yeah. It's like when someone plays you a song. Yeah, exactly. This is a good song, but I don't know what to do withling and knee slapping. It's like when someone plays you a song. Exactly. This is a good song, but I don't know what to do with my hands,

with my face, or my mouth. The reaction I'm looking for from you guys is basically, yeah, there's something there. Okay. If I get that, I'm told. That I can do. Yep. If I don't get that, well, then we're in trouble.

This disinterests me. I do not care about this topic at all. That happens just talking about farting in your pajamas. Yeah. You guys hear girls fart in their pussies? It'll get her eyes. It'll get her eyes, man. That's the ace up your sleeve.

Two other things real quick. One, I don't know why this struck me last night, but I was watching baseball. The Mets gave me the fever. I haven't been in baseball mode for a few years. They're so much fun. I'm all in on the Mets.

I'm watching Yankees-Guardians games. I'm like, I'm a baseball guy now. Yo, it's crazy the difference in Mets and Yankees right now, though. It's all about just winning at the end of the day. So everyone's in the same boat. But the vibe about just winning at the end of the day so you know everyone's in the same boat but the vibe is just so different man the mets are so much fun and have like so many storylines and and the yankees are just like i play in baseball which you know at the end of the day like i said it's like cool you got your little characters like we're two up in the alcs

like you know what i mean but there is just this huge difference in two teams from the same place that are basically in the same boat. Yeah. I thought that last series, and I was actually blaming it on Costas, where it was like when you're going from watching the Mets to watching the Yankees, it was like a party versus a funeral. And I was like, well, but Costas is kind of a little checked out, so maybe it's just the commentators aren't really bringing the emotion.

And then last night, I thought the same. I was like, it was fine. It's just not the same. I mean, they're just going to roll. The Guardians are just not. The Yankees were put in the AL Central for the playoffs. That's what it was. They had to beat the AL Central, which is the worst division in baseball,

and they're going to do it. now they're like in a good spot but when they had like lost the game to the royals and the mets were rolling there was like that tick tock went viral that yankee fan being like i can't believe i'm gonna say this but i'm like jealous of the mets like describing everything we just talked about yeah he was just like you know it's just more fun and they're just you know dramatics and we're just kind of like over here and it's it's a weird thing for anybody to even be admitting to even be talking like that you know yeah just even saying like the Mets are more fun than the Yankees is like this shit never happened my whole fucking life so the fact that that's even occurring is, I guess,

kind of a win in the world of Mets baseball. But they're just going to roll. Being the no fun team, if you win, is fun. Win is the best. Yes. Because you're like, oh, I hope you guys all had fun. Oh, Grimace. Oh, you have a little party.

That's what I've been dreading this whole time. It's like Grimace and all that. And then, yeah, he's just fucking like and all that you gotta take down Jose Ramirez that's it name another player that they had a beat that's it it's particularly bad it's really shitty

and that's where almost like the Astros losing was a bad thing for us even if they're a shitty team this year there's just something they couldn't get over the hump Altuve has like 30 postseason home runs like these other teams are just the i remember obviously with patriots when like players would come in like i think ty hilton brandon browner daryl reeve daryl revis they'd be like it wasn't fun but we won like this is

what champions do this is what fucking champions do. And now imagine Italians yelling that at you. It is not. It's not ideal. I actually think a Subway series, if you asked most real baseball fans on both sides, I think neither team wants it. Really? I think it's like nuclear war. We all agree this is too much.

This could go. You might win the war, but it might, you know, you also might, like the planet might implode. Tommy was talking about it yesterday. No cameras around, no anything. He's like, I might really kill myself. Yeah, yeah. Because, like, they have the Yankees lose to the Mets. Again, this is all just hypothetical. I'm not saying, like, I have – the Yankees lose to the Mets. Again, this is all just hypothetical.

I'm not saying – like, I am not getting ahead of myself. We still have to beat a very good Dodgers team. I think the Yankees will be in it, but the Mets still have a long way to go. But hypothetically speaking, even if it's other years, the Yankees, like, kind of have – it used to be like the Yankees have everything to lose you know now the mets have had so much good that it'll feel like that's all erased like if you lose to the guardians that would also hurt because it's like we're just we should have beat that team i think but it's just like we made we took a step forward and as a franchise you know and it feels now like in the past we would catch

lightning in a bottle and then it would disappear this feels like we can grow on this and keep going but it feels like if you have all of this mojo and all of the fun that we're talking about the songs and the signs and the shirts and the memes and the heroics and the proving yourself and all that shit and then you just like mike stanton just hits like five home runs in the world series and you lose it It's just it's all gone. Yeah, it's all fucking gone. And the Tommy Smokes of the world can call you sewer rats. And you're right back down to being a little brother. And all of the good gets erased. So and then Yankee fans are like that, like, oh, you know, that ruins everything for them.

Like you can still talk about history, but it's like in the most recent thing, the Mets beat you in the World Series. So they have a lot to lose, and I think both teams would rather just play somebody else. I don't know about them, but because if I was them, I might want to be a little more like, we want to end your fun.

I'd be a little more. If the Yankees were the Yankees of the 90s, they'd be like, we want to fucking end you we're gonna take Grimace and shove him up your asshole this I think there's a little more fear he is very butt plug shaped he's perfect for

ass fucking pretty much when I went to the Rockies game Grimace was there I didn't see that it was Grimace it was just his back behind him. I was just like, what the fuck is there a butt plug on? That's what he is.

He is a big, purple butt plug. The game Mets, man. It was perfect for Pride Month. The Yankees now, I think, have lost a lot of their bravado. They're like, what if we lose to the Mets in the past? They wouldn't think that. Yeah. I don't think anybody in the world thought the Mets were going to win in

2000. Even like the Yankees had a bad year that year, but they went back to the world series and Oh one and Oh three. Yeah. And had been there in 96, 98, 99. They were there like,

you know, seven out of nine years or whatever. So it was like, we're not fucking beating these guys. This year. I hope at least it would feel like a little more even. So I don't think they want to risk that. And especially from a Mets fan point of view,

I don't care if we beat the fucking Savannah Bananas in the World Series. I want just a World Series. I don't need – and obviously the flip side of it would be like it would be the greatest thing of all time if they somehow beat the Yankees in the World Series. I don't need – and obviously the flip side of it would be like it would be the greatest thing of all time if they somehow beat the Yankees in the World Series. I don't need that. I just want a World Series before I start worrying about the best World Series. I remember Jared being like wanting to go through the Yankees to beat the year they beat the Dodgers or whatever because he was like, I want it to be like the best. I was like, yeah, because you got three in the bank.

And now you're getting greedy about like I want this one to be the best one. I just want this one to be like the best. I was like, yeah, because you got three in the bank. And now you're getting greedy about like, I want this one to be the best one. I just want this one to be a one. So I'll take it over the Cleveland Guardians if I can. I hate the Yankees and the Mets fans that are like, I want to see it. And I hate- Me too.

It's like, it'll be good for New York. And it's a, how do you root against New York? That is my least favorite thing in the world. I've sat there and I've watched these Yankee games with my Yankee friends and I've congratulated, I've shut my mouth, I haven't hated against them, and I'm just... But I am so tired of it. It's not good for New York.

It's your team versus the enemies. I've tried to articulate this before and it really is about sports. My world is New York. So I don't care about outside of New York. So I don't root for New York against other people So I don't care about outside of New York. So I don't root for New York against other people because I don't care about other people. This is my entire ecosystem.

If I traveled or like had family elsewhere, maybe I would feel differently. I am always in New York. I'm always going to be in New York. I'm never leaving. I don't care about anybody else outside of my superficial fucking materialistic New York bubble. So within that world, it's us and them, and I don't ever feel otherwise. And people say, like, it's good for New York. Like, what do you – what does that mean?

Like, what, are we going to stimulate the economy or something? We need to, like – we need to, like, you know, get – what does that literally mean? Yeah. Are other cities around the country going to be like, wow, New York is awesome. Tourism's up. What does that mean? Good for New York. It's still just going to be the same old shitty fucking piss city it is.

You know what I mean? I couldn't want more Yankees Mets. It's going to kill me. It's going to kill me. I honestly didn't have an opinion five minutes ago. Oh, baby, do I need Yankees Mets now? It'll be a whole city of like, I think the real like i said there's gonna be like there's always gonna be like some you know goombats yankee fans who were just like fuck the bets and you know and then some some like psychotic

fans who think it's a good thing but i think most of the people who watch are just like we don't need don't launch your nukes we won't launch ours you know a thousand percent because i also just fear that like right now i think they can play with like anybody and then i just fear like what if they just don't against the air and just for his fucking home run last night he's getting rolling at the right point you know it's just not good it's like what if like we've had a lot of our heroics early on what if it just like you limp in and then they take off. I don't know, man. It's just, and wouldn't that be the ultimate? Like when people are like, the Mets aren't going to make the playoffs.

And some people are like, no, but they are because then that's going to be the real heartbreak that they make it and get bounced. And then you win a round and they're like, yeah, but now you're getting your hopes up and you're going to lose to the Phillies and you beat them. And they just keep moving the, but now it's really going to hurt.

But then the last thing is if the Yankees beat you, it's like all of it was the grimace and the fun and the song and OMG. All of it was to build to this moment to then go right back to zero. That's getting to the altar and your wife leaving. Yes. That is what it is. But this is also like it's like Fishbowl got to get pregnant. It's a high stakes game where, I mean, like the Sox,

you were talking about how Jared wanted to go through the hardest thing. I mean, it's kind of what we did in 2004. Totally. 2004 was Angels where, again, it was early heroics. Poppy had two walk-offs that series. Then it was ALCS, downpy poppy had two walk-offs that series then it was alcs down oh three came back swept then it was the cardinals who are the fucking cardinals that was the ultimate that was the old and then i think that can instill confidence in that team and be like okay we've done it we've beaten everybody and then you go on a run like

the socks did for 10 years totally but i'm getting so greedy yeah like but i guess you guys had your curse and then you know like it i guess it was a similar spot where it's like you guys shouldn't be greedy you should just be like happy to try to get there i think reverse sweeping the yankees beating a franchise a storied franchise in the world series like that's untoppable i think i was even saying like i think what the mets have done recently in this run the only thing better than that that i have seen is is that year of the red socks and it could happen it's just it's just like i've finally gotten to the point like when francisco lindor was up i was like we're gonna get these runs in like we're gonna score here we're gonna be okay like i finally feel it and it's like but there's just this one last like

demon you know and you can either either exercise the demons or like you just lose again yeah and it just terrifies me and there's still so long to go before we even you know really get to it but it sucks that even like like just getting there would have been so happy for me if it was anybody else and instead it's like the thing looming that i hate the most oh it's gonna hurt so bad express is here for the fall they've got you covered for all of the essentials uh they they're about creating confidence as well express is here to make you look your best and feel your best while not breaking the bank and knowing that you are wearing a brand that's been around for I don't even know how long now, 20 plus years. They've been in the game providing everyday outfits that help you look and feel nothing short of amazing.

Whatever life throws at you, you're going on a date, you're going to work, you're writing blogs, you're in a corporate setting, you are trying to just comfortably chill on the couch or you want to dress up, whatever life throws at you, Express has got you covered for your ideal wardrobe season after season after season. I would say the essentials are having a quality t-shirt, quality jeans, quality dress shirt, and a quality suit. And those are the four things that they're offering right now. The perfect Pima cotton collection, which is T-shirts, long-sleeve T-shirts, polos, all super soft and lightweight while looking sharp. The hyper-stretch jeans, which are comfortable enough to wear every day but look nice and classy.

And then they have their 1MX shirts, which are the button-up shirts that are breathable and stretchable, and they are hands-down down the best button down in the game for when you're trying to dress up. And then the modern tech suits, which are important because you can wash them and dry them and you can wear them again and again and again. And they don't lose shape. They don't lose structure. They stay quality.

They don't fade. And so you can wear them every single day. Use code sad boy season to get 20% off all of this stuff at Express.com. That's SADBOYSEASON, S-Z-N, for an extra 20% off your purchase online or in the store. You can walk up to them and at the register just look them dead in the eyes and say SADBOYSEASON and they give you 20% off. That's Express.com or in stores. Code SADBOYSEASON for 20% off all the essentials and staples in your closet today.

Say hi to Can Social Tonics. Can Social Tonics spikes their seltzer with weed. They are blended with five simple, clean ingredients to deliver the perfect buzz and a buzz that doesn't backfire. They come in award-winning flavors like blood orange cardamom, lemon lavender, and grapefruit rosemary. Maybe some other flavors on the pike. I might have seen a couple of flavors floating around. Oh, this guy's got inside info. My God.

I'm a super fan. I'm a can super fan. You are a big time. It's great for anybody if you're trying to maybe stay away from the alcohol or you just want a different type of buzz when you're drinking as you get older or if you're younger and that's just more you're seen they have thc ranging from two milligrams to five milligrams you don't have to worry about the hangovers you don't have to worry about some of the uh negative effects of alcohol but you still get that buzz and you still get to enjoy a fresh bubbly refreshing effervescent cocktail yeah uh so head to drink can.com that's drink c-a-n-n-c-a-n-n dot com use code radio 30 oh you get 30 off your order imagine if you just get like 30 off your

weed that's what's happening here imagine if you know your guy just said hey 30 off today that's what's happening god damn yeah i'd be like'd be like, thank you, bro. So go to drinkcan.com use promo code radio30 to get 30% off your order of can plus free shipping. Can products are for persons 21 plus only. They have less than.3% hemp derived delta 9 THC.

They do not claim to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease and they have not been evaluated or approved by the FDA. I guess the other side of it though would be that we would have to do the gambling cave with Tate. That would be the other side of it that's not fun either. I didn't even think about that. I don't want to be in there with the Yankees fucking weasels, but I don't want to be in there with Tate either.

That would stink. That guy is not making any friends, huh? I mean, it seems like he's made a choice. He's picked his path. And it's a viable career path. Be antagonistic and that's – I don't have any interest in engaging in it. Yeah, that's the thing.

It'll work out probably. There's a um there's there's different like eras of barstool and different time periods of your career where it's like there are times where you want to go to war and there are times where you want to do battle and do the antagonistic thing and then there are times where you just don't and i i think we're both probably at a period where we don't want to. I also just, there's a big part of Barstool that comes from, you know, instilled from Dave in the people and then also the fans of the like,

who works the hardest. Yeah. And the reason I was so happy to get a job blogging and get out of the corporate world is to not deal with bullshit like that and to bring that in and that's always been a thing but it's on it's on display with a lot of his stuff where it's like you come in early and show that there are people not at the office at a time that there are never people at the office that that is the thing like i i don't know like is is is like the chicago new york thing still a thing but like the like we're in chicago pretty often i can take those videos all the fucking

time in chicago i can take those videos all the time it's just not a job that was in any office in any of you were talking about like who works the hardest nobody nobody works that hard everybody's just trying to fucking get their paycheck and and then like, and working hard is, you know. And I mean that, I don't mean that strictly at Barstool. I mean that in the world. The world. No, everyone's mailing it in. Everyone's just skating by.

And then like also working hard is like, I don't necessarily think it's just like drama and picking fights. You'll get views and clicks and attention for it. But it's like, at some point you have to do something not antagonistic that people enjoy. I think until you do that, you haven't made it. You know what I mean? You can pick a fight and you can argue with Kelly or Dave or Kirk Minahan or whoever, but then will come a day where it's just like –

Honestly, Minahan's an interesting example. Minahan was the same way when he first started here minahan was just non-stop picking fights everybody and like i didn't really start talking to kirk until he got done yeah he kind of eventually you run through it and and that's it yeah like at some point it's got to just be like that's not true like i talked to kirk before but like as a barstool person like we didn't really interact with not that we interact a ton now, but his first year here was always at people, at people, at people. And I was like, he'll get over this. I laugh about thinking about him and his show at one point being fully consumed by Ellie Schnitt. Yeah.

So he was fighting like, hey, Margo, Ellie Schnitt, and like Kelly Martin. I was like, what is going on? What are you doing, Kirk? This craziness. But like I said, there are different – when you first get here or when you're young or when you're whatever, there are times where you're like, it's me against the world. Or like I'm going to – in a blog war. I've certainly done a million of those and there are times when you was like all you like i've said this before but like when i was doing like links of the day and stuff like if i could just get venerable alfred to say i did a good job like that oh you want to me that's all

that was like i did it like that and yes you know and there's for sure that's what i said there's a there's a sect of the barstool fans that are like they love to see the video at 9 a.m when no one's here it's like everyone gets here at 10 and i'm sure love to see the video at 9 a.m. when no one's here. It's like everyone gets here at 10. And I'm sure if you did a video at 10, there wouldn't be that many people either because people are traveling and people are... And because 20 people work here. Yeah.

Not that many people here. The argument is our office is too big. Agreed. You know what I mean? This office is humongously unnecessary. Right, right. It sucks. I wish I didn't have any say in it,

but probably didn't need a 10-year lease in 2019. Like, I don't know. That was a bad, no foresight on that one. Yeah, with the benefit of hindsight, like, yeah, we probably should have known COVID was going to cut off his size in half, and then three-quarters of those people were going to move to Chicago.

Then we're going to fire half the people left 15 people working two floors madness if the argument we're having is the office is too big agreed yeah i mean there it's just um and then like the the horn and the bell thing. 15 content people. It is like you can out blog anybody if you really want to do it. You can just sit there and write blogs about every single topic. If that bell is an ongoing thing, I don't know. If it wasn't for one video and someone doesn't punch him in the face. Yeah.

That's great. If you're just trying to work and someone's just ringing a bell, you got to hit it. Now it's an air horn. They threw out the bell and then he went and got an air horn. So in the middle, it just – and I get like it is an angle and I'm sure it will be on our social media accounts and I'm sure it will be on Kirk's show and all that but it's just like these are the things that i used to talk about hating about the world and why barstool was an awesome place was none of that kind of shit happened and it's like now you're just bringing it in yeah and i hate you for that if you have to just be in a place where there's like a blog a horn being mean, I hope so that I,

cause I, so I can prove that I wrote more than you that day. It's just like, I hate you. You stink. I hope it's like a nod to, uh, Dwight Schrute,

but it's, I don't think it is. It's not really ever someone you want to be like, I hope I'm the Dwight Schrute of the office. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

It is very Dwight Schrute, but it feels like in a very real sense, if was if it was a dwight thing then it is funny but i think if you really sat down and asked him he'd be like i write more blogs than these people and i'm here more than they are so it's more important you know so it's just like uh i don't know man i'm sure i'm sure some people like it and i'm sure it's good for some some element of the business but boy does do i think it stinks maybe it's like for some some element of the business but boy does do i think it stinks maybe it's like a thing like you know how people say like to find your style you have to like file like go through a phase yeah yeah yeah well that's the thing it's as i

said like at some point there will come a day where there is not a kelly to engage with or the the indians aren't in it there's no ohio state playing at the moment and it's like now do you know now write a funny blog or do a video series or podcast or something you know and he probably will yeah and that just hasn't really happened yet and so when that hasn't happened and you're blasting but you know i'm sure it's also getting a big likeaboy from Dave or whoever wants drama and attention and stuff. So that's the way it works. But it kind of stinks. Did you guys see this?

Robbie. Yo, I don't know. Yeah. I've had this. It's very good. But that's the best looking sandwich I've ever had. 4.3 million views on this sandwich. I didn't realize that was him.

I saw it. I didn't realize it was him. It's just a sandwich. It's just a sandwich. I used to get them when we were at the old office because we were much closer to Eataly then. Eataly is fire. And yeah, I mean, they're gas.

They're really, really good. Wait, where was the old office? 27th and Broadway. Got it. Yeah. Just kind of basically around the corner from here. Oh, man, I'm hungry. But like one avenue closer. Now, like that one avenue walk. Yeah. Just kind of basically around the corner from here. Oh, man. I'm hungry.

But like one avenue closer. Now like that one avenue walk is. Yeah. It makes a big difference. Because Eataly is like what? 24th and Broadway? It's on the. Something like that?

It's approaching the east side. 23rd. 23rd. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The last thing I have. I called.

I'm at 130. I'm going to teach Dana beers. uh oh this was so funny i fucking i wish i thought maybe you guys were in the office when he called me it was too late at night but i was praying that this was recorded these are the moments where i'm just like i wish we had a reality cameras following us everywhere because this was so genuine and so funny like it so the dana has his teaching series with francis francis is in uh uh hawaii with foreplay and they gotta put out a video dana texts me he's like yo will you be my substitute teacher for francis and i was like yeah what's that series called i actually don't yeah i don't even know how the name is but it's just like francis teaching dana grammar and elementary school like topics and knowledge and stuff like that yeah and and

he was like would you fill in for me for francis and i was like i'd love to like i love dana and uh what's it called it's just dana teaching it's always on dana's youtube yeah i think it's just francis teaches it's it's so fucking funny it's so funny and and i agreed quit very quickly like me as soon as he asked i was like because he asked me yesterday he's like can we do it yesterday and i said i can't but if you can wait for me like i'd love to do if we can do it wednesday and uh he said sure and then and then that was the text me on my way to we had an out of order shoot yesterday and i just didn't think about it like i didn't think about it i was like oh okay i'll have to do that whatever and i got home last night and was like wait what do i know to teach dana i don't i don't know anything so i called my mom and i was like and she's like

she's like why don't you teach him how to play crazy she's like this is crazy she's like i want to teach him how to play hockey and i was like She's like, this is crazy. She's like, I want to teach him how to play hockey. And I was like, well, that's not a thing. You know what I mean? Like, I'm going to need a lot more than 20 minutes for that. And it's not really something you can just teach.

She's like, well, teach him how to run a play. I'm like, I don't want to run a hockey play. Just fucking dump it deep, cycle the puck. Like,

it really is. Like, it's as jokey as Dave's is like, that's the fucking game. It's pretty easy. And then she's like going through some other things of like, why don you teach him this she's just she's just in her office looking around reading stuff yeah and uh she's like what about puzzles we didn't teach him puzzles and then uh she's like how about compound nouns i i don't know what a compound noun is

so i can't she's like well it's like a gaggle of geese john i was like what does that mean mom she's like it's a it's about it's how many geese there are the geese are the number the gaggle is the number it's a compound noun ah and and then she's talking jackie i don't know dude she texted me this book after our phone call and she's like i did like not even just like she used a collective now it's not collective now collective nouns i i laugh when you told me this and i thought it was crazy now that you're saying it maybe you got to teach him collective nouns, not compound nouns. Collective nouns. I laughed when you told me this, and I thought it was crazy. Now that you're saying it, maybe you've got to teach him collective nouns. But then, since she wasn't helpful, I called Kevin, and I was just like, what do I know? It was like 10 o'clock at night, whatever it was.

I was watching a movie. I pressed pause, and he goes, yo, do I know things? And I said, what? He he goes is there anything that i know what is this question like when you think of oh fights knows about that like is there anything and he was like no there is nothing but i don't think there's anything for me either like i don't that's not a knock on him it's just like what do we do what do we know i know nothing and i and i'm fine with that every other day of my life except today because i have to teach you something yeah you have to have something specific i'm not going on trades master of none is fine for a lot i wish i knew blank i don't know

i don't know shit and i'm fine with that but now i have to teach something so i after our call i reached out to francis and i was like yo frank, Frankie boy, how do you come up with your lesson plans and stuff like that? And then he gave me some examples. And he had one text. It was so funny. He just goes, just choose something fun and then do a little reading on it. You could do the Massachusetts Tea Party. And the next text, given that you're from there. And was like all right i know where i'm fucking from at least

it was so perfectly frantic i don't think he was trying to be an asshole about it it's like given that you're from i know where the fuck i'm from all right i don't i don't know nothing i know something i just don't know anything well enough to teach it um but anyway, then he gave me an idea, and I took it. It's the Salem Witch Trials. He's teaching about the Salem Witch Trials. So last night, I actually studied for like four hours last night. I got tons of notes. I got all kinds of stuff.

I am a huge Salem Witch Trials guy. You talk about it a good amount. Well, here's the deal. I've learned about it. My opinion on the Salem Witch Trials has changed. I'm not going to give it to you right now because I feel bad that I learned it for his video. You don't want to spoil that. If I spoil that.

Okay. So either watch that video when it comes out or I will be talking about it a lot in the future. So you'll hear it. It's my only thing now. I'm going to become like, it's going to be 30 years down the road. And my buddies are going to see me engage in a hot conversation at dinner. And they're going to be like, oh, no. He's doing the witch trials. Did you bring up the witch trials? And I'm conversation at dinner and they're like oh no he's doing the witch trials bring up the witch trials yeah they did pat they brought the fucking witch trials when you say your opinion changed i'd have to imagine it went from

pro to negative or negative to pro right it went from i was pretty anti to like you know what it wasn't so good. I knew. It went from like, that was crazy. We did that. To, okay, it was a small incident. And honestly, we all kind of figured it out pretty quick. And good for us. Can you just give us a little taste? There was like one big one, right?

Like one early one. It was really more of an example of mass hysteria. And it was like one girl learned how to read it was like no that was none of that it was none of that it was no like chicks knew how to do math so they killed them or anything like that it was it was it was really more like they wore black which is worse um and uh and it was um you know really not that many people really not that many people. Really not that many people. How many would you say? 14 women, five guys.

Like, so. I didn't know there were guys. Yeah, the silent sufferers of the witchcraft movement was 25% of the victims were men. We have like 17 documentaries on Dahmer. Yeah, those are made for women, Jackie. Yeah, you guys like those? I don't give a fuck about that. I don't want to watch that. The Dahmer and we're like yeah those are made for women Jackie yeah you guys like those I don't give a fuck about that I don't want to watch that the Dahmer shit but

I'm saying like like don't you try to tell me that when men get killed it gets covered more than when women get killed I'm saying that he killed probably like how many people did he kill Dahmer he didn't kill that many exactly exactly

and we look at that like that was really fucked up oh no wait i'm thinking of kaczynski i think domer had a good i would say he's like 30 40 more than which oh really so oh really 17 i was gonna say 17 boys so he's about he's about a witch trial yeah he's about a witch and we have like you know like listen one one girl gets kidnapped and we talk about it for like six months okay and this is gonna be the last spoiler i give for uh salem witch trials uh humongously important moment in american history so like i'm sorry that those 14 women five men had to die but humongously important moment in the the foundation of the bedrock of America. Because that...

You're saying you've got to crack a few eggs. You've got to crack a few eggs. You've got to crack a few eggs. Yeah, yeah. Because really, historians believe that that was really the death of theocracy in America. So it was kind of the birth of democracy. Wait, sorry, the death of what? Theocracy.

When religion runs your government. Yeah, they were all the pilgrims and the puritans who came over and they still believed in you know like they were they were ran by ministers and yeah the masters bay colony was run by ministers and um that was kind of the end of like we can't be believing god stuff because because it gets a little crazy yeah yeah like, we got a little out of hand there. I can't believe there were dudes. What's that? I can't believe there were dudes.

Yeah. Five men were killed. So five men were... Were they called witches? Yeah. And they were hung, so they were executed is the word I was looking for. And then another one...

Because basically when they... You got to save it. You got to save it. But I need a Netflix documentary called The Five Witches. looking for and then another one because basically when they you gotta save it yeah yeah but i but i need like a netflix documentary called like the five witches and i want justice for those fucking guys they were just really feminine yeah i never heard about dudes getting killed in the witch trials god damn man now you're interested in the woods i've always been interested in I think Salem is cool I think that whole vibe is I know it's like a super touristy thing

But I would like to do Salem in the fall Is a cool vibe Don't drive Because they have like 400 parking spots In the whole town There's like tens of thousands of people Descend upon this little teeny tiny town.

Fun fact. Salem Witch Trials didn't happen in Salem. This guy's going to crush it. Happened in Salem. It's current day Massachusetts in Danvers, Mass. Salem, Mass was known as Salem Town at the time. And boy, did they fucking hate each other. Salem and Salem Town.

Not fans of each other. Dana is going to be, you know, he's in for a treat. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you.