KFC Radio - Adam22 and Lena The Plug Interview || The 10 Year Anniversary of KFC Radio

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

Subscribe, rate, and leave a review. It's the TENTH anniversary of KFC Radio. Tweet us your top 5 moments of all time! We look back at the past ten years, Kev's excitement over playing tball with his son, Lizzo getting in trouble for saying s**z, we speak to the first person who ever left a voicemail, and much more. Adam22 and Lena the Plug stop by to talk about their show plug talk, threesomes with pornstars, how they got started in podcasting, how they met, and much more. 0:00 - We're In Chicago, All Time NYC Moments 9:27 - A Look Back on the Past 10 Years 42:00 Kev's TBall Coaching Days Are Over 1:03:00 - Interview with Our First Voicemail Caller Ever 1:15:00 -KFCR Kids Got Trapped at the Airport 1:25:23 - Voicemails 1:52:43 - Adam22 and Lena the Plug Interview Get tickets to our shows here: Meet and Greet Friday June 17th at Barstool River North. 2 Free drinks plus free food included with ticket: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/kfc-radio-meet-greet-tickets-358932525847 KFC Radio Live in Chicago: https://www.axs.com/events/429919/kfc-radio-podcast-ticketsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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recorded a dog walk today um i don't know when it's gonna air i think that i think it eddie might have said it's tomorrow um so it might be going the same day as this but i i we are here for a week which is an insanely long period of time we're moving in yeah when i checked into the hotel the guy said so we got you here for seven days and i was like i've never stayed in the hotel for seven days it's like a honeymoon in my i've never stayed in a hotel for seven days yeah i've been on vacation for a week before but i usually moved around or something like that i am gonna paint those walls i mean the bathroom the bedroom the mini it's you're gonna need a squeegee. It is. Oh, God. But I am excited to get Chicago because I don't get it right now.

And I said this a little bit on Dog Walk because I'm not saying I dislike it. I say it gets hyped up like someone. Like none other. Like someone from like, but it gets talked about like someone who never left their hometown. Yes. And like this happened to me this weekend. I saw an old friend. He's like, dude, why would you ever leave Fall River? It's the best.

It's everything you need. And I'm like, it's just. It's a big town, but it's a small town. It's this and that. It's good. It's got all the best of both worlds. I'm talking about Fall River, not Chicago. But that's how it sounds.

It sounds like someone who's just like, I'm never leaving. This is where I was born. This is where I'm going to die. Yeah. And it's because I haven't experienced it enough. I haven't done enough. But I'm not saying to leave it. It's where I was born. It's where I'm going to die. And it's because I haven't experienced it enough. I haven't done enough. I'm not saying I hate it. I'm just saying I don't love it yet.

Here's what I think. I think it's cleaner. They love their alleys. It's a better place to be in the summer. Like in New York, you've got to get out of Manhattan. Now, there are, like, you know, you can, in New York, like, york like you go to long island you have like the hamptons and jersey's close but like you if you're on the island of manhattan or in like the concrete jungle part it's it's brutal so the summertime is better but my thing is just in life in general when somebody is talking about it and

always talking about it and always hyping it and always defending it it's for a reason you know like i'm like i don't know i think new york fucking kind of sucks man but you know i don't you know there are some good parts there's definitely some bad parts but oh and all i ever hear is you know chicago is the best because we have garages chicago is the best because we have a lake chicago is the best because we have alleys chicago is the best i don't know i'm sure it's those aren't my biggest selling points. Lakes, alleys, and garages. I mean, if I'm making a list, if I'm making a list of my favorite things in cities,

alleys, top, top. Way towards the bottom. Way towards the bottom. Now, I will say, like, I heard two stories over the break, over the break, over the weekend, which actually is all very appropriate. is our fifth this is our 10th anniversary of of kfc radio so uh and and while we're all now in new york i heard two new york

stories um one uh i i actually have a couple pictures of it in an alley behind um like right behind penn station kind of where like the buses, like Megabus and all those things. Yeah. There was just a absolute crack whore, like a literal crack whore who was getting her drugs and sucking this guy's dick to to get the drugs in return. But I think they were like a couple at the same time. So it was kind of romantic. Yeah. It's like, let's do our drugs and suck your dick. And then what's wrong with that? Just love.

OK. Just love. OK. That was a pro for New York. I got I got's wrong with that? Just love. Okay. Just love. Okay. That was a pro for New York. I got nothing against anything you just said to me there. The second was, I know a girl who got a homeless person dumped a bag of garbage on her. She was talking to the cops.

She was next to the police. So she thinks the guy was trying to get the cops. Like you fucking pigs. And I don't know if it was the can or a bag. But like dumped and showered down New York City garbage on her. Like over her head. She said it like the garbage juice like seeped into her shirt. And she said she could just smell it on herself.

And the cops were like, do you want to press charges? And she was like, it's a homeless person. He ran off. They started chasing him. So, and she just got on the subway and just rode the subway with like people like, like snickering and pointing at her, probably taking videos of her. She said she just cried. She was like, I just cried and I could smell it.

And now like, I'm okay okay and we can laugh about it that's like now you're in new york i feel like that's uh i mean i don't like when the air conditioner drips on me yeah let alone garbage juice that is that is garbage juice soaking into your your clothes on your skin is like, ooh, I would jump in front of the next train. I think I'm going to make another tornado-type promise. No one's ever going to dump garbage on my head. I think I'm aware enough. You think so? I think so.

I think so. I think if I'm in a subway area, I think you're going to be pretty hard-p dump a can of trash can on my head. Yeah. We, we, we have an interview coming up with Sal Vacano this week talking about walking around the streets of New York and whether or not you have awareness of people are following you or whatever. I don't know. I don't know if you would, man. Yeah.

I'm not your headphones in. I'm not as common as, but I, I listen to music quietly enough, particularly in the subway. Cause it's so loud. Yeah. That I,

I, I don't think I've said this. I do on flights where I can just like, if a baby's crying, I'm like, you wouldn't do it. And I take it out. Cause the, the, it's too loud. Yeah. That I, I do on flights where I just like, if a baby's crying, I'm like, you win, dude. And I take it out because the,

it's too loud. It's too much going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like the subways are so loud that I just kind of turn the music down and I'm like,

I'm not going to try to fight this. And then you're ready. So I think I, I think I, I'm going to stick with the promise. I'm going to,

I'm going to put this to the test. Yeah, you're going to put a hit out on me? One of these days, yeah. I was just going to say maybe me,

but actually no, I'll put a hit out on you. Anybody. I was just going to say maybe me, but actually, no. I'll put a hit out on you. Anybody who dumps a bag of garbage on Feidelberg, you get like, I'll cover your medical expenses because he's going to fucking knock you out. I don't know if I will. I think I'd be so flustered and befuddled. I'd be like, God damn, that guy got me.

He got me. The conversation with Sal will be next episode. Today's episode, have uh adam 22 from no jumper and lena the plug his uh baby mom his wife yeah girlfriend fiance wife i believe they're married yeah okay absolute delight yeah just to to a man and woman and and everybody i i met in the adult industry world i don't know exactly what they are because we have this discussion. Are they porn stars? They're just a couple that like,

they don't, they don't sleep with other people. They haven't fucked like other porn stars. They just like film their sex life. I don't know. Whatever that is, it is in the adult world. Everyone I've met in the adult industry world is awesome.

They're very polite. They're very sweet. They're very nice. They're all very like genuine. And what's it's just funny though the highest shooting percentage of good people the by far yeah and they all have just awesome stories to boot because they're like i was fucking this and fucking that and we were sucking his dick and they turned judging to this and begging you to fuck her it's it's insane the interview is absolutely fucking insane so uh coming up with that uh but like i said today is the 10th anniversary of kfc radio it's insane the interview is absolutely fucking insane so uh coming up with that uh but like i

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Every trip's a big deal with Priceline. So when you're ready to book your next one, go to Priceline.com. And you'll have the best deals possible to get more out of your trip. Ten years. I'm actually very proud of that. Out of all of the, you know, there are times where, like, the podcast hits number one on the charts whenever somebody debuts a new one. And there are moments where we have a big guest and we get into certain ratings. We hit certain download marks.

We land certain advertisers throughout the years. Like, there's been a lot of benchmarks for KFC Radio that I'm proud of. But I think by far is the longevity 10 years is i'm always very very proud and like cocky about when people are like so when did you guys start and when i'm like 2012 and they're like no no when you start the podcast like you know i know 10 fucking years ago i i very few people have been doing it longer and i mean of course the big ones the the uh bill simmons and the joe rogan's and then a couple of the comedians bobby kelly has them and stuff but like for the most part all the comics you're listening to and all the internet personalities and all the uh

sports personalities and all that shit are coming you know years after this one so and and we went through like you know times where nobody in the beginning when nobody was listening we went through all different when we first started what what were our listener numbers um i mean it's a good question i'm probably like a couple thousand couple thousand oh i was gonna say hundreds yeah no i think early on i think i think right away because it was a new thing that barcelo was doing it actually it probably went probably debuted pretty good for you know let's say five thousand it's not like we're making the charts or anything and then i think it like you know the people who liked it stuck with it the people who just tested it out and were kind of like i don't know what this podcast thing is or i'm not watching on youtube or whatever then it probably dipped and i remember there was that summer probably it was probably the first

summer maybe the second one probably second one in the beginning we were excited the second summer we had like skipped every other week and we were kind of like i don't want to do it and it was either like a let's scrap this or let's do this because the only way i tell people all the time fucking broken record how can i get in the business or how can i do a podcast the only thing you can control is do it every week when nobody's listening when you don't want to when you don't have any material whatever you have to post at the same time every week uh and then we like we for whatever reason said like fuck it let's do it we did yeah oh that sounds like that sounds like not me i think i was about to say i think it was you really yeah probably knew i

because i didn't do anything was to hitch my wagon to you and Dan. Well, no, but. No, no, guys, let's keep working together. I mean, probably, but I don't mean that in like a bad way. I think I was kind of like, you know, at that point, we're still writing every day. I'm doing the rundown. I mean, you know, that was probably 2013 or 14.

That was my only reprieve. You would go hide for an hour. That was the one hour day I didn't get yelled at in the office. The one hour day Dave wasn't like, why don't you just write more like me? Just be me. I think you were an instrumental part of that being like, let's do it. Which you usually actually are despite our laziness like there are times where i'm always like all right like we don't

have to do it and you'll be like no like let's you know let's do it or whatever like what if we make a plan or we say we're going to do something like you're i think you're usually more the one to like to to really yeah i'm not i'm not saying it's a lot brother it's more than me i don't get that from me if if we're talking about a race to see who's more or less flaky and you are like fucking gold and silver medal um but yeah we made like a we made a like a deal to you know like a promise or whatever to stick it out and in the beginning we would do remember we would do like a couple hours or whatever and then we would drop it remember we would do like a couple hours or whatever and then we would drop it like i would drop like a chunk monday wednesday friday i don't

remember anything man yeah i don't know anything yeah i don't part of that is because i had to get so fucking drunk to do these shows that's crazy to me that yeah you were like nervous to do them bro when we were doing zoom still yeah i would have a skype just skype and google hangout yeah dead dead right and when we accidentally it's still, I would have Skype. And Google Hangout, which is dead dead. And when we accidentally, it was during the national championship game or something like that, and we accidentally let everyone in. We had like 70 people. See, even stuff like that.

National championship, Alabama versus whoever. It was the first electric chair. Yeah, yeah. It was also the first of Alabama's new fucking dynasty, right? It was early on, and we were doing a watch doing a watch along like a second screen electric chair thing and and yeah we were trying to like let some people in to join us and we just let everybody and i remember i was on the phone with my brother because he called me and was like this is fucked like we let everyone in we can't get them out.

And I, my mic was still on. I wasn't muted. And I said something like, well, I don't know, like, fuck it. I'm not going to sit with all these losers or something like that.

And so we were like, he was like, your mic's on. But yeah, we went through all those growing pains. But yeah, you would get drunk to do.

Dude, I wasn't like blackout. But like, yeah, I was definitely, I would definitely like, because we were, I think we were all drinking a beer on it. Yeah, yeah, I was definitely, I would definitely like, cause we were, I think we were all like drinking a beer on it. Yeah. But that was the beginning.

It was like, this is going to be the man podcast. Right, right, right. So the cigar too. Right. Um, the, uh, no, I would definitely have like two or three shots beforehand and then have a few beers and then drink a beer on it. So yeah. That's funny. That'll get you there at that age too.

Yeah. That's funny. I mean, yeah. So yeah. That's funny. That'll get you there at that age too. Yeah. That's funny. I mean, yeah. So, oh, oh shit. Like the first time in particular, but every time for a long time, I was so scared. The thought that you were like nervous about it

cracks me up because I thought, if anything, those days were like the most pure, like don't really give a fuck we're truly just like hanging out well it was but also like i didn't even really know you guys yeah well we knew each other on gmail but we didn't with gchat but we didn't hang we hadn't hung out we hung out here and very briefly i think i did probably the first like 15 i think your first

episode was like 18 or something like that so i I probably did a few weeks solo where I just talked to the voicemail callers, which we're trying to get one of the original callers on today's episode. But I just, I remember thinking like, I don't know, your blogs were funny. And like, so, you know, you probably can like just like shoot the shit too. So let's give that a shot. And I think that first episode you delivered that magician's answer that i loved it was if you could and that became one of our ati questions that we still ask to this day if uh who's like the worst group of fans if you could wipe one group of fans off the

face of people yeah one group of people off the face of the earth and fights just like pauses and was like magicians that's a good i didn't think about that that's a and was like magicians. I didn't even think about that. That's a good one. Magicians. Weird me out. Are we talking like David Blaine magicians? David Copperfield? Anyone who's done a card trick ever. I don't like being tricked.

I don't like people who think they're smarter than me. Magicians. Oh, thanks. That was a phenomenal answer. I don't think we can go any higher than that. So let's just keep it moving. Magicians. And it just took me so off guard.

I was so taken aback. I thought that was a great answer. I was like, that's fucking, you know, that bought you like a fucking month's worth of episodes right there like i don't know that was a funny moment that i i really enjoyed so like i thought you know we picked up kind of it all everything you're saying is correct like we didn't know each other we hadn't really spoken we hadn't hung out in person we were doing it over the computer and we didn't know what we were doing yet all that considered i think it went well like like i'm sure if we listen back now i'm sure listen if i listen to last episode i'd be like cringing you know those episodes i

remember doing a ad read the original ad reads we did streaker sports we talked about that before but when we finally got a dad read i was like okay like we we did it like we've made it it was a it wasn't even a live episode it was pre-ed. So I easily could have just stopped and like gathered myself and did it. But I was like out of breath and like, like it snowballed on me the whole way. And by the end of it, I was like, go to, and it was just like, oh boy, that was bad. All I was doing was reading a fucking piece of paper. So like doing the business side of things might have been tough. And some of it might have been a mess technologically or whatever.

But I still maintain that the best... Because you know what it is? We talked about it last week, about the 1.6. How we have the 1.6 million people. We learned that last month we had 1.6 million new listeners who were listening for the first time. So that means those are 1.6 million people who have never heard us talk about do you wipe sitting down or standing up, who have never heard which – if you could have one superpower, what would it be? Who would win in a fight, LeBron or Michael Jordan?

All the things that we've talked about a million times before, We have a whole new crop of people who have never heard them. But when we were doing those episodes, it was the first time we were doing them. So it was genuine. It was the first time we had those, when somebody asked the 10, the, you know,

10,000 horse size ducks, duck size horses, like it was new to us. And so all those things were fresh and genuine and just like good bar banter questions that we were like, I mean, at that point, those things were fresh and genuine and just like good bar banter questions that we were like, I mean, at that point that was our prime of like dumb bar questions,

bar banter. That's what we were shining at, you know? So the, the thought of being like nervous for that is funny to me. It's, I mean, I don't get it anymore,

but it was, it was, yeah, it was a long time. And it, despite the fact that I didn't think it was anything, I, I, I remember, and I, more but it was it was yeah it was a long time and it despite the fact that i didn't think it was anything i i i i remember and i'm probably paraphrasing and misquoting things here but i remember when churn and bought us dave sent a tweet that was something like like i was shocked to learn that like one of the main reasons turner wants us is our podcast network right and

then and then it was which we didn't really have we came to radio and then like i think wine with kelly was on it and then like section 10 had been on there at that point section 10 was on there oh yeah because jerry worked yeah yeah because because the first episode of section 10 is on the kpc radio feed okay okay and then so section 10 and then and then i think renee replied like i thought this was just a hobby yep and i replied to renee me too like like i didn't realize this was anything what do you well you talk about that's a wide turn in one of the like oh one of the reasons what that i i you know as always with all this shit it was was always my brother. Brendan was always like pushing whatever medium was next or social media or platform, whatever. So I knew he said that, but I don't know.

This is my brother. And, you know, he's a nerdy guy who keeps up with technology and shit. So I was like, okay. Never once did I think like we have to do this because it will become the staple of our company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I think, I know i grew up with sports radio i worked at the radio of fordham i want to do something like this i also learned pretty quickly that i was like i gotta do more than right like we gotta i gotta keep going here you know um this is all

yeah yeah oh the this is yes this is the picture that so when we finally had Chernin, when Chernin bought us, they finally dug into how our podcasts were published and what feeds they were on. So there was- And it was like, even which ones are Barstool and which one is like, and maybe.

Yeah, yeah. So we had KFC Radio. I also was doing Mail Time and then I did Daily daily mail which was quickie small micro episodes every day then there was no quitter the dixie tour thing and barstool dvr was another podcast i did where i just talked about television then when when churnin bought us is also when pardon my take and dave started a show called the pod father or the blog father yeah and then there was which by the way i overheard i think the first episode of that

i believe he had jack eichel on and dave was just like so how awesome yeah yeah yeah so like you you love arcel right tell me about that it that. It was like Jack, it was probably the year he was the first overall pick. It's like, you want to talk about me, dude? And it was just like, so when did you get into Barstool? Hilarious. We were in Milton. I was downstairs listening to it.

And I don't think Dave asked a non-Barstool question. So yeah, there's the blog father, which was just him. And honestly, swear to God, Arsenal question. So, yeah. There's the blog father, which was just him. And honestly, swear to God, if Dave had just stuck with it all that time, no doubt in my mind

he would have a Joe Rogan type podcast. I think whatever he's doing with Eddie now is probably huge. But if he did it just as much, just as often,

the Dave Portnoy show would be right there with Joe Rogan. Then there was the Barstool DVR. No quitters, which I know has a cult following.

There is still a market for that as long as mtv's still doing it it's not a huge one but there's probably like 10 15 000 people who would listen to that every day and they would buy all the merch and all the tickets and everything then there was yeah there was the dixie tour then there was blog talk radio which was like a call-in. I think that was Dave tried to recreate the, what did he call his first show? Power Hour. Power Hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yes, you're right. Then there was Barstool Sports Philly.

It just has a Philly logo. Barstool Sports Maryland just has a Maryland flag. These weren't podcasts. No, but i guess they were maybe trying to be here's the power hour it has a picture of elio and and him a logo i don't know what it is and neither do they it says unknown others unknown and chip chase which i believe eventually became Spit and Chicklets. What? No, Chip and Chase I think was Chiefs. No? It's a hockey podcast, but I thought that. No, Chicklets was

Chicklets from the very beginning. Okay, so then Chip and Chase must have been something with Chief doing hockey. And then there's two logos I have no idea. And then there's a Wine with Kelly like snuck in the bottom there. But there's two logos i have no idea and then there's a wine with kelly like snuck in the bottom there but what's even funnier is we have four different hosts podcast one libsyn blog talk radio and others and then i had we had the kfc radio app that was separate but i would just like it to be known that when i was doing daily mail which was like 10 to 15 minute episodes every day.

Daily Mail is gone now, and it might be for the best. Well, yes, because of the things I was saying. But when podcasting first was, it has to be once a week for one hour, and then I was like, fuck it, I'm just going to do little things every day. And then micro podcast became a thing, and daily uploads became a thing.

And I was like, fuck everybody. The amount of bad advice we got along the way and continue to get and and still and still allow to be but also but i think that's just that's just the i don't i don't even think it's just the industry i think that's the world no one knows anything but that's so here's the thing i i since this last year finally took till 10 years 15 years total to i was like i'm listening to myself now we will do what we want to do and think is best there was like one last regime of people at barstool that i respected and knew and was like i will listen to what you say and then they were gone and new people came in and not that they're not good at their job or anything but it's just like you'll you know there's been a revolving door so i'm doing it my way and had i done that from the jump and and not listen to some of the things

we would have been on youtube the whole time i would have had a daily daily uh thing the whole time there would have been a lot of shit along the way that like is now what the the landscape and the whole industry is that we were told to stop. And I understand at the time, because it was like, we needed to make money this way. And that's what got us to churn it. And that's what got us to Penn. So you can't, you know, say,

but that hobby, God bless you, became, I really do wonder if I didn't and we didn't come up with it first if dave did it first if me if me and dave got along better and i did it first but he was like cool with me if like did dave genuinely think that podcasting wasn't a thing and it was just a hobby or was he just saying that because he liked to kick kick me around yeah if kFC is doing it, it must be lame. It must just be some nerdy hobby he's doing. There's no way it can actually be a big deal in media

because I'm the media guy and I would know that. Or did he genuinely – They're talking what ifs on the lights care reversal today. And that's a pretty good one. Yeah, like what if he had thought podcasting was important for whatever reason, either me or him or whatever, and we all had been doing it from Jump Street. But even I think Dave just doesn't like it. And I'm obviously speaking for him here, and I have no idea.

But, like, long after podcasts were big, he was still, like, not doing a podcast. Yeah. Long after it was very clear it wasn't just a KFC thing. Yes. I would say until, what, two years ago he didn't really do a podcast? Yeah, yeah, no. I mean, until Eddie went to him and was like, I'll do all the work. I think he physically doesn't like doing them.

But I also really do wonder sometimes if it was just like a, you know, well, if you're betting on this, I've got to bet against it sort of thing. I do remember, I wonder if I could, I don't know if it was over the phone or email, but when I blogged saying, here's the Google voice number to call and leave your voicemails, he hit me up right away and was like, it was the nicest, most complimentary and nice, maybe only nice thing I've ever got. He was like, this is brilliant. I remember the word brilliant. He was like, that's a brilliant idea. So I knew he was big on that.

I was like, oh, wow boss you know likes what i i did right you get getting a getting a getting an attaboy from davis i mean i press publish and i feel like it was either the phone rang or my inbox went in like right away like he jumped on that but then when i put out the first episode he listened to it and like never followed up so i think and now knowing dave's personality and sense of humor and shit of course he hated that you know what i mean whereas we were all having fun with the hypotheticals and would you rather and who would win in a fight and all that shit dave was probably like why aren't we talking about me or whatever you know what i mean so when

i i was like he loves it and then listened to it and got no feedback he it was like oh the boss hates it you know so but i was like i don't know i'm still gonna do it because also i mean again we we can't like we say it every time like it is dumb yeah no it's totally dumb but but what isn't dumb but that's also why it works like what works in podcasting is arguing about sports not dumb all of it's so very dumb but what we've learned about podcasting too is like the shiny well-produced uh like and i there actually is a market for that now but like the whole thing about podcasting and it's said over and over again is i feel like i'm in the room with my friends i feel like i'm just having a conversation with my friends except like i can't

talk that's and that's you know you don't go to a bar and sit down and like present to your friends with a script you just start babbling about shit so that's why it worked and uh that's why it continues to work and i i do have to give props on this guy's not getting back to me i wish i set it up earlier i was doing an episode of the mets podcast the other day and this guy was talking about the mets and he and he was like, oh, and by the way, I was the first caller ever on KFC radio. And I was flabbergasted because I've been not actively looking for that guy, but here and there I've always mentioned I'd love to talk to some of the original callers. And then this guy was like, yeah, I'm the number one. And he called up with the McDonald's fedora question. Oh, that was his?

Which is one of the most original, unique. Everybody's come up with some variation of fucking your mother and your father or whatever. This one was, would you rather throw up every time you hear the word McDonald's or you have to wear a fedora for the rest of your life and everywhere you go you wear it and when someone asks you about it, you have to say, I i just like the way it looks i've never heard anybody else replicate that question well that is a true blue christian that's his name uh kfc radio original and i want to try to get him on the zoom here or call him because to be perfectly honest i never had any intentions for this show to be anything one way or the other i figured people call up and talk about sports now we talk about like you know francesa type shit uh and the him

christian and like five other guys did like animal questions weird questions sex questions and that so i answered those and that's where we went that is the only reason i never sat down and thought like we should do some salacious sex stuff i never sat down and thought like we should do some salacious sex stuff. I never sat down and thought like, you know, what really gets a lot of engagement is like picking one side or the other, like listing top five shit. Like, I mean, I guess it's like chicken or the egg. It's like those guys called up and left those because that's what guys are talking about.

Yeah. So that's why we went that direction. It's not like they came up with something crazy novel, you's not like they called up and were talking about skiing or something. It became a skiing podcast. But that's it. That is just where and why it started that way. And then Dan joined, and it became even more of that. Because people, I don't know if people realize, when Dan was on KFC Radio,

he was just like the, let's see if he can concoct an argument for the most ridiculous shit. Like, I mean, I remember we called him, because one of the questions is, if you were a patron saint, what would you be the patron saint of? And he was the patron saint of irrational confidence because everything he said was, I can do that. I can climb a mountain.

I can go to space. I'm smarter than Christopher Columbus. You could take a punch from Floyd Mayweather. Yeah, which we ended up, you know, Logan Paul kind of proving probably him. No, it wasn't. He would beat Floyd Mayweather. He would knock Floyd Mayweather out first.

If they went punch for punch. Punch for punch, standing still. Right. He would knock Floyd Mayweather out first. Right. I still believe. I think he said he needed like a month to strengthen his neck. Yeah.

Something like that. And did he get to go first, though? I think that was part of it. I think he probably got to go first, too. Because I still think, and maybe I am wrong on this because, you know, Logan kind of did prove it. Were they wearing gloves? I don't think so.

See, this is the fun part. I think it was. I think Floyd Mayweather, even at a buck 55, bare knuckles knows exactly where to hit your chin yeah that if he goes first he's hitting you back here whatever the temple the chin the side i think even that even with a hundred pound weight discrepancy i think you're going to see the viral video fairly recently it's called three weeks ago of the dude in a hospital room i think his wife was giving labor this guy was doing this on the side class and he was doing the fucking this thing yeah but his hands were going so fast they looked like they were moving in reverse yeah like that was just a

regular guy wheels on that was a guy who does some amateur boxing or works out at a boxing gym that was he's just a guy dude yeah what do you think floyd made with his fucking hands do they fucking destroyed dan Katz's face. And also, that was 10 years ago. So that argument, Floyd 10 years ago was a lot different, too. And so that just became that. We did catfights for a little while. That's an old school thing.

A lot of people probably don't know. It was like 60 seconds on the clock. I give Feidelberg and Dan a topic that neither of them knew what it was going to be, right? I didn't give you any idea? I don't think so. I think we always – I was just like, what's better, vanilla or chocolate? Dan, chocolate, go.

And he had to argue it. So even if you didn't believe in it, you had to argue whichever side I gave to you. You have 30 seconds on the clock. These arguments, when we bring up stuff like this, it always makes me think of my greatest argument of all time, which was on the show Barguments. Do you remember that show? Yeah. What was the argument?guments. Uh-huh. Do you remember that show? Yeah. What was the argument?

It was me versus Francis Ellis. Uh-huh. It was Nacho Doritos versus Cool Ranch Doritos. That is a 50-50 in my mind. Okay. Not really. I do give it to Nacho Cheese, but. That was the same thing where everyone.

By the way, I'm fucking awesome at Barguments. I think I won. I wasn't even invited back this year. Bro. I won last year. I fucking got robbed in arguments against Dave. I won that argument, and the peanut gallery was voting, and they were all too fucking pussy to say that Dave lost.

That was bullshit. I should have won that. Dave was the judge. I think it was the first arguments ever. Francis went first, minute on why Cool Ranch is better. And then it came to me, my turn.

We have the final clip of this because it's... Oh, I think I know what you said. It's legendary. You said what color? I said everyone close your eyes.

Yes. There's some McConaughey shit. Doritos. What color is the bag? And then Dave just slammed the gavel. What a moment. Dude, that is a great moment.

You know what? It's a shame that you that you were like the way you are john because you probably were just like cool like one bar you should have been like i need that clipped i want that put out i want everyone to see that because that is short of mcconaughey saying like now close like open your eyes now what if that little girl was white yeah that is that is the time to kill version of Barstool right there. Francis talked about it more than I did. Francis was like, those are crazy.

That's the first thing I ever see. Nacho Doritos versus Cool Ranch Doritos. Okay. I'm going to go Nacho. That puts you at Cool Ranch. And we will start with you. You get roughly a minute. I'll hammer the gavel when we're done.

Fight over. You get to respond. And then there may be some give and take. Ready? Ready. Cooler Ranch Doritos are far better than Nacho Cheese Doritos because Nacho Cheese Doritos, I mean, it's a chip made out of cheese. That's disgusting.

You add cheese to a chip. It's a dip. You don't make a cheese chip. Cooler ranch Doritos also have that nice kind of zesty aftertaste, that little kick that cools your mouth off. I'm not a big fan of ranch myself, but the dusting is nice. Are you arguing against yourself right now? I don't really know how we do this, I'll be honest with you.

I'm wildly uncomfortable right now. You're doing really well, and then you lost a lot of points there, but Fidelberg, your chance. Your reach. Okay, everyone do me a favor real quick. Just close your eyes. Doritos. What color is the bag? Fidelberg wins. Great.

Good fight. That was fun. Thank you, guys. Good argument. That's a great argument. Yeah, so I mean, there was cat fights, and Dan, there was... Did you already find it? Thank you, guys. Good argument. That's a great argument. Yeah, so, I mean, there was catfights and Dan. Did you already find it? Oh, that's crazy.

And then, obviously, Dan went to... So, yeah, the behind the scenes of Dan leaving was like, that all came about. We had our first real live show at the Wilbur. And... Not first. First, like... We've done Caroline's. We've done Caroline's.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. And then we went to the Wilbur and part of my take had started and had become like a phenomenon. And Dan had kind of been like, no, I'll still do episodes here and there.

But he really started to like cancel last minute. Couldn't make a bunch in a row. And basically while in Boston, we like put together that that was like our last shows ever. Was it? It was like, yeah, because it was supposed to be like, it was supposed to just be a show. And then like, as we were talking backstage,

it was Dan was kind of like, well, like I'm not going to be doing it much longer. And, like, this is happening and that's happening. A bunch of, like, kind of scheduling things were being talked about. And it was kind of like, well, then this is it. That was backstage? I remember having a meeting. It was like that weekend or the trip up there or whatever.

Meeting in, like, the studio. Like, not the – we only had two studios at the old office. So not the serious studio, the other one. I remember having a having a meeting in there being like i don't know if it was clear i mean it was pretty clear it was like we knew it was it was happening but like we had just got the couch we're gonna do couchello we were gonna do couchapalooza we were gonna do uh all the couch series and then it was kind of like no not really picked up that couch ourselves that was fucking ridiculous the things that we do now that we did then that we would never do now joe fucking you all are manhattan pick up a couch to drive to boston

and it was like ridiculous ugly stupid cheap couch that we could have should have just got it from someone in fucking boston you know um but no this is the guy and actually i don't think we i don't think we were like this is the couch i don't think we'd even seen it i think someone's just like we can we have a free couch for you. Yeah, that was it. At this point, we are a company that has been purchased for $15, $20 million, whatever the price was. And we were selling out the Wilbur. It was like, we don't need to fucking be doing this couch shit. We don't need a free couch. We don't need to go driving up our own free couch.

I do remember, though, when part of my take was starting. And I've gone through enough of it myself. Now, when you start to get pulled in different directions with multiple shows and one's more successful than the other, and you don't have, you know, whatever I remember being told,

um, like, well, you can't do two shows. Yeah. Uh, and then, and,

and it was, um, well, you guys are all going to go on tour. So what if, you know, KFC Radio was touring at the same time? Pardon My Take was touring. There's only so many hours in a day. There's no way you can do multiple shows.

And I was kind of like, okay, I see what's going on here. Whatever, it's fine. Nobody wants to just be like, I don't want to do your show anymore. So Erica got involved. I get all that. But then to to then look around it's like all anybody does here is multiple shows we do radio we do podcasts we do appearances we do you know whatever um and then that was the then the osse years started which as much as they ended up not working they like that quick like we have this well-known superstar fucking porn star who like

came in and downloads actually went up because it was something so new and interesting. Because I was like, well, this show, what's going to happen here? Like, it's just going to, you know, fall off. I think that's when people started saying we were like a sex podcast, which was fair. Yeah, especially. Because I never think I, and maybe it's because I don't listen to podcasts. I still, to this this day never think we overly talk about sex no i think it comes up occasionally i think no no more than any average

group of friends like talk about sex like it comes up that's see that is my thing though i think what we probably underestimate i guess is like to me when you tell a story about drinking and someone's like oh like tough guy you must drink a lot right it's like i don't know i know man i'm just it was a story about when i got drunk one time like we do that a lot that happens all the time same sort of thing about sex where it was like you know oh wow what let me guess you're talking about sex again it's like well yeah man because people are are on like a never ending quest to get laid and you tell stories about that. You know, it's like, that was what life-

I would say we are a sub, maybe one, maybe like one sex conversation per episode. Yeah, but what I'm saying is that there are people who, the minute you're talking about sex in depth at all, you're talking about a position you're doing or a story that happened to you. There are some people who are like whoa man you know we're just like yeah i don't know like you had a threesome in new orleans or what you know whatever it may be

um but yeah that was there was definitely that period of time where people were like it's a sex show it's like which is funny just again you weather the storm it's like now it's like you want to talk about sex shows it's like i wish I wish we had ASA right now. We'd probably be in the fucking top of the moon. That was the problem is that sponsors were scared and we were talking too much about sex and this, that, and the other thing. Now it's like, you kidding me? We'd probably be, you know, the fucking richest out there.

So, and then that, but I do remember saying and it ruffled Dan's feathers and I think some people like disagree with it on time. But when Dan started to leave our episodes together i thought were like better actual podcasting because we had got to the point where it was so silly and ridiculous and and then me and you started to have conversations where it was like oh that was like a good conversation about life really you know and that's when we kind of pivoted to the show that we are here now so it's a long meandering way to get to uh

you know 10 years of podcasting. Hopefully we'll get this guy Christian. He's not responding now. So maybe we'll get him on the second episode to talk about leaving that first voicemail. But it's just so funny to think that there are some guys out there that are like, I left that voicemail or whatever. Oh, I had one this weekend. I hate to bring this up because he's going to hate this too,

but I'm at T-Ball this weekend. This guy. I'm at T-Ball. And me talking about content is where this came from, so now talking about content again. I meet him at T-Ball, and he says to me, do you remember me i'm the one who like tweeted about that event uh at priest like preschool event okay yeah i remember you remember this i remember you talking about that yeah i don't remember this yeah caitlin remembered it too

like right off the bat yeah i remember this i i'm gonna remember it more as you explain it but i don't know we didn't even talk about the so so when someone ever says to me, I'm the guy who tweeted you XYZ, I'm always like, oh, I don't remember, man, but like I'm sure it was funny or whatever. So he was like, I tweeted at you about like blah, blah, blah school. And I was like, oh, like a smile on my face, like, oh, cool, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like – and I feel like a douchebag about it and i was like what you know and he kind of started to explain that he was talking shit about me as a dad and then basically said to me like but like i see you out here man like you're actually there's a bunch

of guys who like really don't give a shit and like you're actually a pretty cool dad and so like i just wanted to say sorry and i was kind of like like, it's all good, man. We shook hands. But as I walked away, I was like, no, wait a minute. No, wait. Fuck this. Fuck this. What? What?

What did he? What was the original tweets about? It was something. Might have been a father-daughter dance or something like that. Yeah. I don't remember. I remember you telling me this story about it on the show. I don't remember you tweeting about it.

I mean, yeah. Kayla remembered it right away, too. So it was something particularly nasty. But I i was like ah cool like whatever and then i was like fuck you for even bringing this up because now i don't really remember it like you get your clear conscience and you're fine you were doing that for you now for me and agony yeah it's like bullshit man but that was my uh since we're away this week uh I'm ending my coaching season. I was 0-7. I was 0-0-7.

Seven ties. There you go. That's about it. But what I did do is Keegan really had a big game where he fucking crushed a couple balls and was fielding it. And he was like, when we were leaving, he was like, I want to play more. So we went to Dick's and I got like the rubber mat bases and I got a real tee for home.

I got a bunch of like the squishy balls and the wiffle balls. They were out of baseballs. Dick's was like, I don't know, fucking supply chain. They didn't have any fucking actual baseballs. So we got all that shit for the backyard and i got a mitt for myself and i have not had a baseball glove i didn't like when i went once i started getting older and surgeries and not

playing i i was not one of those guys that like moved with my baseball yeah everyone went i know guys who are like i have my mitt right in my trunk ready to go right now i'm like not me i have my they're my parents parents' house. Yeah, I don't even think I have that. So I got just like a basic, man, some gloves are fucking expensive, dude. What do you have for less? Some of them are like $399. Dude, do you know hockey skates are $1,000?

Yeah, you were telling me that the other day. But that I can at least understand. Why? It's like, well, you think about like basketball shoes are like $200. Now you have like, but now you need blade, and it's got to function. Five times the price? Yeah, five times is probably too much. Sticks are like $400.

Sticks are crazy. That's why I said my son ain't ever touching a hockey stick ever, man. You are not falling in love with that sport, dude. Between the timing of it all and the fucking price of it all. But I got a glove, and got like the oil and this shit to break it in and i haven't started yet but i am going to love breaking in a glove again yeah like fucking put in the oven yeah sleep driving on it put it under shit all that stuff um but it is a very cool it is one of the first things i've done as a father that I am genuinely, if you gave me like truth serum,

I'm excited to do all sorts of activities with them and see them do whatever. But this part where I can kind of be involved and like, we're going to have a catch and I'm going to teach you and all that shit. I was like, I like this, you know, I'll watch your dance recital and I'll go to, you know, this thing with you, Keegan, whatever it may be. But this one, I was like, I got my own mitt. You know? So I was like, I got my own mitt. I'm going to fuck it. So I was like, wow, this actually is starting to get fun. So thinking about when I started the podcast to where I'm at now. I mean, when it's all said and done, people will have watched us,

especially you, grow up your whole fucking life. Yeah. Your whole like. I actually kind of had a moment like i had i actually have two like uh more things change kind of moments thing but one was today yesterday when i was flying here um i was i was flying first class apparently that's a thing now yeah johnny upgrades but i was eating lunchables in it isn't that perfect isn't that the duality of man john feidelberg in a nutshell as i was sitting there i was like i was like yeah

this is this is how it's always yeah yeah the guy next to me dude the flight i'm not gonna complain intensely about the flight but the guy next to me was playing the drums like the whole time like on his on his seat and stuff like this. Like kind of good. Was he listening to music? Halfway through the fight, I looked over. He didn't have headphones on. He was just doing it.

Was he special needs? I said first class. He was just like. It was clear he plays the drums because it wasn't like not, it wasn't just like random nonsense, but he also, he wasn't like dressed like a, he wasn't a drummer. Like he's a man. And he was a sound mind. He's a businessman who plays drums. Fully functioning mind.

Yes. And he was just like, and like when I finally, because I wonder why I looked over because I was in the suite, my phone was dying. I saw that, yeah. And, but in my, this is crazy. I was, I was in 1A. So I was like, I saw that, yeah. But in my, this is crazy. I was in 1A. So I was like, I was looking at like the- Yeah, no TVs, right?

No TVs. Were you on American Airlines? Yeah. So was I. So their whole thing now, it says like, enjoy the Wi-Fi and you can watch on your tablet. But my phone was dying. Agreed, yes. But also, you have to pay for the Wi-Fi.

I thought it was like, no TVs, but we'll give you the Wi-Fi because everyone's got a tablet or a phone. So it's like, no, I have to pay and use my own shit. Yep. And I was running out of battery, but I was. And then you also have to. I had a charger on me, though, so I was going to charge, but then I couldn't plug my headphones in. I guess that's why I have the AirPods. But I was like, either I have to play this out loud or my battery dies this is not great american but the the reason i it was great it was crazy

did not even have first no first class tvs is nuts it's nuts like what are we i'm charging for a little bit extra leg room here fuck that but the uh so i kept as my phone was on i kept subtly just kind of looking around the cabin waiting for for someone, a more experienced first-class flyer, to like open a thing and just like a fucking TV comes out. So I kept kind of like grazing, like, all right, someone's going to take their fucking TV out so I can find out where this fucking TV is. Imagine if you were like, excuse me, miss, where are the TVs? She's like, what are you talking about?

You know, like, is it under the seat? Like, no, there just are no televisions, dickhead. That's fucking great. I was trying my best not to hurt my head. I was like, all right, I'm going to pee. I'm like, actually, you don't have to go to the bathroom. Never mind. It's like, wow, no one's taking their TVs.

That is so good. None of you? None of you are taking up the hidden television what that is fucking great eating lunchables looking for the hidden tvs but that's why it works that's why people like it honestly if we if we ever put out like a if there's ever like a podcast album that ever becomes a thing we're calling it lunchables on first in first class lunchables in first class is exactly why we have success like if you if someone ever said what's the secret to your podcast i'm gonna say lunchables in first class that's it right there man that's so perfect that sounds like one of those punk rock yes yeah yeah yeah or like i could see like jack harlow having a song called that or something like that. Lunchables in first class. I love it, man.

But the other thing I did, both food related. Don't say. That's what we are. We're not a sex podcast. We're a fat food podcast. We're a food poisoning podcast. That's where this is about to go. No kidding.

If it's John talking about it, he's going to shit and puke by the end of it. It's literally the two things I'm about to do. gonna shit and puke by the end of it yeah i mean you know so so as you know i went to the doctor finally found out about my tonsillitis right got got um some antibiotics and um boy have i had a lot of diarrhea like like like related you think that's related like kevin like i've never had it before in my life like it would have the piss ass like just pissing on your ass kevin just pissing it's so bad i'm not going to tell you about it that's it okay that's that's how bad it is i remember it's because i'm jackie's in my island if jackie was maybe where paz is maybe i tell you i'm not telling you i'll tell mine because she's not looking at me.

Because I remember my senior year of high school, we all went to the Bahamas. And I think it was a combination of being in a foreign country, eating shitty food, and drinking like ungodly amounts. But on the flight home, I like, I quote unquote took a shit on the plane. Can't call it that. And as I was coming out, my other buddy was going in, and we just called it the piss ass. And I was like, did you have the piss ass? And he's like, yeah, me too.

I was like, this is almost what it's like to be a girl, because we were just sitting down to pee. It just happens to be coming out of our assholes. It was just, it was not like liquidy. It was happens to be coming out of our assholes. It was just straight. It was not like liquidy. It was liquid. That's it. It's like the kind like, you know, like when you forget, like, after you're done shaking, you still have like a dribble. Like something like you

stand up and you have like, yeah. Oh, the piss ass. You look down at the seat like, where the hell did that come from? Just dribble on my ass at the seat like, where the hell is that? I just dribble on my ass on the seat. Okay, so that's how bad it is. Turns out I was going to tell you. You know what's funny?

I'm like a girl. I make you play hard. I play hard to get. I'm going to tell you. I want to tell you. So you're saying the way your dick can drip a little bit of pee, you dripped it off your ass? Yes, multiple times, dude.

That, you know what's great? We never have to worry about, like, a Me Too situation with Jackie. There will never be any sort of problems with that in this department. Because you're talking about you have to, like, shake your ass off. Like, the same way you shake your dick, you should, like, get a little shake. I was like, how do I get on a seat? Oh, that's disgusting dude disgusting

and so this is all because of I had a swollen throat all because of tonsillitis and so I finally google I'm like alright I go what's what are the side effects swollen throat

loose ass so I so I google what are the side effects of this medicine and google's like They say swollen throat, loose ass. So I Googled, what are the side effects of this medicine? And Google's like, pretty bad diarrhea. Wow. That should be a heads up from the doctor. Pretty significant diarrhea.

I'm like, I just want fucking one hole to work. The one going in, the one going out. My holes are just ravaged. One fucking hole to work the one. The one going in, the one going out. Both my holes are just ravaged. One fucking hole to be. All right. Now you know what Adriana Cechik feels like. Holes just ravaged, dude. I mean, you know, the joke is always kind of like, you know, take Altavir and, you know, side effects include like nausea,

dizziness, like blah, blah, blah, diarrhea and deathiness, like, blah, blah, blah, diarrhea, and death. But, like, yeah, man, all the things that fix the problem cause another one that's worse. I'd rather just wait for my tonsils to go away than be doing piss ass. That's also some old age shit, I think, where side effects become a thing. Oh, yeah, a thing, yeah. Like, side effects weren't a thing my whole life. Like, the side effect of drinking is a hangover. We just never had to deal with that the same way that side effects of these pills is going to be diarrhea.

Nope, not diarrhea. But so Saturday night. I just want one of my holes to work. Jackie's face is a hole. I feel like you guys have got to be running on fumes. Well, you know what? Hang on, hang on. Real quick.

I want to finish. Saturday night, I'm at the diviest dive bar in all the world. A dive bar I've talked about regularly one of my favorite bars back in my parents hometown yeah and someone's is the uh all the all of the regular all the usual all usual yes and so there is a um it's not a crock pop what do you call it i guess it's a i guess it's a crock pop crock pot or just like a big like like a pasta pot no i think it's a crock-pot. Like a thick, like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clay, like ceramic one almost. Okay, yeah. And so someone in the band goes, that's got meatballs in it. Beet? Meatballs. Meatballs.

I just kind of choked on it. That's got meatballs in it. So me and a buddy are like... I do like meatballs. I love a good meatball. He goes over there and a woman is immediately, don do like meatballs. I love a good meatball. He goes over there, and a woman is immediately like, don't touch this. Don't touch this. And he's like, why?

She's like, it's been here for a few days. And it's not plugged in. Like, don't eat this. And then another woman. Did you eat these meatballs? No. And then another woman goes, I mean, how bad can a meatball get? Which the two of us were like, great question.

Like, how bad can a meatball get which the two of us were like great question like how bad can a meatball get i mean how bad can meat get pretty fucking bad like literally those two words together a meatball how bad can a meatball how bad can a ball of meat how bad can a you know possibly you're telling me that uh like you know meat's gonna like rot over the course of a few days like rotting flesh yeah it's pretty fucking bad. But so we decide that we can't do that. I swear to God, if you had eaten it, I would have been like, I can't trust you again. Yeah. I can't trust you with anything ever again if you eat day-old meat, multiple days-old meat that you've been warned about. But that's crazy.

We can't do that. So also at this bar, they have like bags of chips. Real quick, just so you know just so you put that this together random woman at the bar warned you not to eat the old meat own mother intentionally served you day old meat just we're keeping score but so the uh uh so like we can't do that but so at this bar they serve three other things they have uh bags chips, frozen pizzas that they pop in the oven for you. Respect. And then oysters.

What? And – I guess – but you're kind of – you're in New England, right? Like stuffed oysters. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like – probably the first person ever. I was like, I'm going to do two oysters.

And my friend's like, dude, what? You get no sympathy. And I said. From a place that already has rotten meatballs. The oysters are going to be fresh. I said, I want to see if I wrote down my exact quote. God damn it. I said, I already have diarrhea.

Might as well have an oyster and and uh i didn't get any worse diarrhea but i did puke everywhere oh my god i puked everywhere like like probably two hours later i was vomiting all over the yard. You know what's the worst part of that? Is like getting two oysters is so pointless. They're stuffies. They're stuffed oysters. Oh, okay. Because I was going to say, that doesn't fill you up or anything.

Yeah, no. I mean, that's, yeah, that'll do it. And you just puked everywhere? I just puked everywhere, bro. Like all, like, I would say like, like, this was not like lowering the bar pukes from gagging. Puking, puking. I would say I had six good heaves. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you poisoned yourself with rotten, you know, like the little fucking grime of the sea. Oysters. Like, disgusting. It was gross. There we go. Ten years and still doing. Before we get on, we're going to get to the airport thing in a second, I think.

I just have a question. I learned this on Saturday night, too. Do you know what Steve Kerr's son's name is? This isn't a joke. We were talking about this. You were talking about it? Yeah, me and Jack were talking about it. I don't remember it, but I know it's something wacky.

Right? What is it? It's Nick. Jack were talking about it. I don't remember it, but I know it's something wacky. Right? What is it? It's Nick. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. I picked up on that when I was talking about that at the airport. Nicholas Kerr. His Wikipedia is Nick.

Nick, I know. It is. I know. I remember that last time. And it's such a short last name. No one ever called him Steve or Kerr. He's Steve Kerr. Yeah.

He's Nick. That's crazy. He's Nick Kerr. Have you guys seen the new that's crazy ginger what did you see the new yes that's unbelievable what uh the new yeah let's rifle through some crazy things real quick it's like a fucking advertisement for an app called ginger i think um for like gingers to find each other and fuck each other i don't know i don't know it's your food i'm sure it's something to do't know i don't know it's your food i'm sure

it's something to do with food i don't know it's it's it just it just looks like the n word oh because like it's like a it's like word jumble but like the n is up top and then it's like i g it's like it's ridiculous it is it is insane you haven't found it yet the ginger app it is well while while that's happening how how about our girl Lizzo? In trouble for... So this is the ginger... Oh my God. Because you clearly go top to bottom.

Yeah. N is the highest, and then the I, and then the G. It's... I'm sure black Twitter was hilarious. That is... was black. Did you, I mean, I,

I, I, the high, the funniest that black Twitter ever was that I could not engage with was, do you remember when they had the bigger Navy slip up? This was years ago. They said, we need a bigger Navy,

but there was a typo. No. So they said like, so they were like, what the n-word Navy be like so it was like black Twitter just had a field day with joking around about the Navy being like all black people it was so funny but it was so vulgar that I you know you can't jump on that hashtag you know can't be like here's my joke hashtag oh whoa oh it was Yahoooo that did it yeah oh i thought it was like like an actual navy ad no no no but but you know but not but but yeah and it's so funny like that they just went

they had every fucking joke under the sun that's that's up there that ginger one but if we're talking about words that you can't say, apparently spaz is now off the list. Dude, it was S asterisk asterisk Z. And I was like, I don't have a fucking clue. I legit thought that it was a gender word that I didn't know yet. Oh, yeah. I thought it was going to be like. I thought it was a word I didn't know yet. But I was was like i didn't even know we were coming up with new slurs

anymore can we can i thought we were i thought we had them all thought we made them all i thought we had finished all the slurs well here's the thing we we have invented all of them we just don't know that they're slurs yet yeah right now the the screenshot i saw of lizzo was her it looked like she was crying did she cry during her apology for spaz? It does. Because guess what? Spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, spaz, super spaz, mega spaz, super spaz.

I mean, come the fuck on. I've never. It's short for spastic, right? Yeah. And spastic is. Spastic movement is just something like. I thought that means a herky jerky. so i i don't listen spazzy motherfuckers it's like like every if you trace everything back to its root source it's bad because the past is bad but like i don't i i

never associated spaz with like with with anything like if it is it is and can you type in spaz to go with it so it's a disability which makes it difficult for them to control their muscles spastic spastic what is though like spastic that that's that's where it is it's a disability that somebody's born with that's why that's now i okay i mean you know but like muscle spasm like so relating to or affected by muscle spasm is what spastic means

so that's what I'm saying like spastic when I used to be like you know someone's spastic I didn't think it was a disorder I never did I guess it is

it was an adjective it says noun noun dated or offensive a person with cerebral palsy spastic now means cerebral palsy that's dated it says dated so I guess it used to

I never... Like a spaz was like... Maybe me, you know, belligerently yelling spaz a bunch of times will age poorly. But right now, it's like, come on.

It definitely... It wasn't a compliment to call someone a spaz. No, but it was... It was like an insult, but it wasn't a swerve. I definitely sound like my dad right now. Well, that's the thing.

We used to have words. Back when I said it, gay meant... Yes. yeah it didn't mean gay it meant you were weird that was the best line ever oh that guy uh got back to me if you want to do it what's going on gentlemen what's up bro out in chicago how we doing man i'm awesome thank you guys for having me this is sick absolutely man um yeah so I just kind of gave the rundown of how you were on the Mets you called in with the Mets and we I don't know we're talking about fucking like the Grom's injury or whatever it was and then you were like oh and by the way I was like the first

call ever now what you're on the first episode or was it literally the first voicemail we ever did you know you know it's like it's the first episode yeah um and but i don't remember if it was like the first call you took or the second call you took sure you know i'll credit myself no yeah yeah let's go with that let's let's go with you were one one uh to make it even more dramatic um what's wild is like when I, I'm pretty sure when I posted the Google Hangout number, by the way, how old are you now? 27. Oh, so you were a pup. I was, I was, like I said, I think it was my senior year of high school.

Wow. And so my brother, he went to Middlebury College up in Vermont, some prissy private school thing. And like when he came home all his buddies were from boston and he was like yo like there's this website you know and this is at the time where it was like new york boston that's it you know i remember like introducing the dmv was like you gotta check out this website hilarious hilarious commentary on just like sports and random shit i was following it

for like a good you know year at age like 16 that's fine and then when you i was like oh kfc kfc you and feidelberg having the little back and forth was just fucking hysterical and i was like all right i'm in um when you opened up the voicemail line i remember like i was like i gotta come up with a kick-ass you know know, reason to call. Well, yeah, because when I posted it, I didn't say like, give me hypotheticals, come with your whack. I just said like, I don't know. I thought we were going to talk sports probably or like questions about Barstool. But you and all a bunch of like everyone else, I probably answered like 10 that first. Back when I didn't know how to talk a lot, I would just give like one word answers and keep the voicemails moving.

So I probably answered a bunch and they all were like weird hypotheticals but i came to learn that a lot of those were like internet questions that's why we ended up doing answer the internet because a lot of these questions are born somewhere along the lines like in a in a forum or a message board or whatever yours unless you're gonna you know dispel this myth i don't think i've ever seen it somewhere this is just from your weird brain yeah i mean where where else would someone pull yeah well i you know but like who you know it's it's funny to think that like there's some dude out there who thought about a horse-sized duck and a duck-sized horse and then that goes viral and

it's like everyone thinks they invented that but like somewhere there's one dude who said that but we know you are the mcdonald's puke fedora guy and and the thought that you're doing that at like you know it'd be one thing if you were like in college and you're fucked up or you're tripping or something but you're like 17 years old just like finished high school for the day and you're like uh would you rather puke every time you see mcdonald's or you're tripping or something, but you're like 17 years old, just like finished high school for the day. And you're like, uh, would you rather puke every time you see McDonald's or, you know,

was there any background? Like had your friend puked from eating McDonald's or anything like that? So the only background there was nothing on the McDonald's side, I guess, just McDonald's and, you know, because everywhere bodily liquids kind of just go hand in hand in general. But,

but the fedora fedora thing, I remember there was like a kid who was a year younger than me. I'm like the lacrosse team. We like started wearing a fedora to school out of nowhere. And I was like, that's gotta be the lamest shit. And so I was like, imagine like just thinking up like,

and you know, it's also crazy not to step away quick, but it's like, I thought of a, would you rather rather so did everyone else yes that's why like through through no design it became a would you rather show because like there was you know i don't know let's say 50 calls and like 35 of them were would you rather this or would you rather that so i was like all right we're doing that. But that's like, it wasn't like we did a couple and then people copycatted. It was one time I said, say anything. And that whole generation, demographic, whatever you want to call it,

everybody went right towards would you rathers. I don't know why that is if there's a uh a reason for that but like that's why kfc radio is what it is today and it's just totally by chance yeah no it's i was mind-blowing too because i remember listening to the episode and being like some of these other would you rathers are fucking kick-ass too i'm like yeah so when you when you heard it were you like holy shit mine's on the show oh yeah i like so i had been at a party so i sent that voicemail i'm sure the records aren't there but i sent it at like one or two in the morning when i'd gotten back from a party that night and like senior year

high school where the kid was wearing the fucking fedora i love this fucking asshole you know what's funny about a fedora is you're either the biggest loser or like the coolest guy in the room. Because you're either like. That was your answer. That was your answer. Did I say that? No way. Really?

I remember. That's crazy. That is fucking funny. See, I disagree. I think it's pretty hard. I don't think you're the coolest guy in the room. I think that you might be like you are like I could see like Elonon musk might wear one and it's like i'm a fucking you might be a baller it's i don't know if it's ever inherently cool i was gonna say don't

you be drinking bringing up elon musk and cool yeah no but but you might it might be like i'm so rich or i'm so successful or i'm so whatever that like it doesn't even matter like i i can yeah i mean it's like when you go out to like montauk right and like every kid with like a pastel button downs like this is the right no no no if you go to montauk and want to look like you're a somebody you dress like the biggest dumb ass on the planet yeah like the grimy old fisherman is like that yeah cardigan yeah yeah yeah you know what i mean right it's the opposite that's like he must be loaded he's dressed like an asshole yeah right right that that's more what i was saying but um but yeah so like that that's fucking that there's some dickhead at your high school who decides to and also by the way wearing it to shape the direction of this podcast yeah

like that guy unknowingly that party that guy your phone call uh leads to like you know talk about the butterfly effect. Like if that one voicemail, that one guy doesn't wear a hat and that voicemail doesn't happen. Maybe the podcast doesn't happen. Maybe churning doesn't buy it. And, you know, blah, blah, blah. Like the rest is history. The only other guy I want to talk to is the rollerblade midget guy.

Yeah. I wonder if like if he knew if he knew a midget or if he uh if one day he had only one roller blade or whatever the whatever that came from but those two i mean we we put that in answer the internet like it's one of the cards in the game because it's one of the more original and like people go like what holy what the fuck is this you know wild man well yeah you had um let's let's i'm losing his name right now the guy was in the sandler crew he answered it on answer the internet the sandler crew uh david spade did that yeah yeah yeah i mean yeah i mean that that's a guy we asked someone very

recently this week we asked someone it might have been salvo cano might have been michael che it was yes it's been making the rounds again yeah i mean like 10 years in love it crazy man yeah so on um on the kevin clancy show you brought it up recently too yeah which like like i had like one of my buddies be like yo do you see listen to the new one and i was like no it was like the one with like tommy fam getting you know slapping jock peterson yeah yeah and he was like he was like look at it at 39 and you're like going over it again. And I'm like, that's too funny. It'll live on forever, bro. It'll live in infamy.

Oh, man. When the money comes in, I'll buy you a nice gift. Yeah, thank you. You buy me a gift certificate to McDonald's. There you go. I'm going to get you a fedora and a number one meal, all right? All right, dude. You know, I think the thing with the, that, you know, not being like to take credit for,

but started really rolling after that was the would you rathers weren't plain and simple, right? They were all based on so many specific caveats. Right, right. Yep. And like, I think at first people were like oh like what would you rather have like a micro penis or a humongous dick yeah just one or the other yeah because this one is like you know what everybody says is they go like they'll answer the question and then they go oh wait every time you hear the word mcdonald's not every time you

eat it it's just if someone says it and then and then i'm like well what about commercials and like oh i didn't even think of that and what about billboards and so like that had layers to it where it started to get more complex and i think those are the fun ones yeah dude you walk into a preschool and they're saying old mcdonald yeah everywhere you become the guy who just pukes in middle school in preschools like you end up on a list fast yeah all right dude i love it you're a part of the 10th anniversary episode here so uh thank you very much for doing it dude thank you guys um you know next time you guys got anything going on in new york chicago is a big jump for me yeah now i'll get some money it's always late to this yeah no for sure all good man we'll have you through the office in

new york cool dude thank you brother have a good one, man. See you, bro. What we're going to do, instead of doing top fives today, because it would be a little bit awkward for us to do it, I think. I just kind of went through the nostalgia of KFC Radio and some of the big points. We talked about the voicemails in the beginning. But we want

the fans to give us their top five moments from KFC Radio i i think it'd be weird if we just sat here talking about like our individual favorite moments um you know the the voicemail about coming in your hand and and um so you know dave uh dan chasing stella and jay cutler there's a bunch that uh i would like to see if we could crowdsource like the true top five moments of KFC radio. The last the first and last 10 years of KFC radio. So tweet at us. I don't know if you want to include a hashtag.

Do like KFC pen and we'll we'll crowdsource all them together. So rather than doing them on this episode, we'll put them all together for the next episode. So we'll jump right to voicemails now. But any of your top five moments, tweet at us at KFC Radio, put it on Instagram or Twitter, and we'll put together the best ones. Voicemails today are brought to you by Allbirds.

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Waterfall is amazing. See, if I had a fucking LaGuardia in my life when we went to Florida, I would have been best dressed at that fucking wedding. They've got it all. Really? They had Hugo Boss. They had suits. They had got it all. Really? They had Hugo Boss. They had suits. They had Lacoste.

They had major brands. The woman was buying luggage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't believe it. Someone gave us a good answer. The car guy? No, I don't know if it was the car guy. I didn't think this was a good answer, but it did make me go, huh.

He goes, look at this person who drove here to this car dealership who was buying a car. I was kind of like, eh. Yeah, I mean, that's okay. But this one was that they mail it to your house if you want to. Okay. So you can just buy it

and they mail it to you. Because that does make more sense where like, it is more in your brain. You're like, ah, I need new luggage. This luggage sucks.

Sure, sure. It's got a wonky wheel. Yeah, like I said, it's like predatory almost. Yeah. We're going to find the people

who need the luggage right now. Or they will recycle your luggage. So it's like, they'll ship it, they'll change it out like predatory almost. Yeah. We're going to find the people who need the luggage right now. Or they will recycle your luggage. So it's like they'll ship it. They'll change it out for you right there. So like both those make sense. But both of them are acknowledging because if it wasn't that way, it would be patently ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I envisioned it, I always envisioned someone that's like carrying an empty bag.

Yeah, right, right, right. And like there's nothing in it. Right. If you're shipping it home, that makes sense i could see that to me it'd be like if i realized i had like shitty luggage i'd be like all right i'm gonna like order it off the fucking internet and have it shipped to my house yeah but whatever anyway so you guys spent what like 12 hours trying to get here i haven't slept since 7 a.m on sunday what What? Wait, what? So wait, right now it's Monday afternoon. So you were supposed to fly out Sunday morning-ish?

Sunday afternoon. It was supposed to be Sunday at 4, but we got there at like 2 o'clock. Okay. And then you get delayed until like... We got to JFK at 2 o'clock. The second we got there, the flights got canceled, and then we had to go. We had a 9 p.m. laguardia and they sent you like whoever

whatever airline was like if you go to laguardia uh no that was just because we were like we're already here we have all the equipment we're gonna have to just carry it with us or like just we weren't gonna go all the way home with all the equipment and then come back right that would have just been more expensive so we're like let's let's just go sit at a bar for a few hours. Did you guys get ripped? Well, no, because we didn't want to spend like $5,000 to get whatever. So then we were like, okay, we'll go just buy liquor or something. And then there wasn't anything in the entire airport.

You have to buy your own bottle of liquor. You have to have an international flight to buy liquor at the and then there wasn't anything in the whole entire airport. You have to buy your own bottle of liquor. You have to have an international flight to buy liquor at the airport. Yeah, yeah. So your plan was to get a bottle of like fucking tequila and just sit and drink it? Well, what else were we gonna do? Touché. You're so genuine.

Like, yeah. I mean, like, I would have probably gone to like the bar or the restaurant that sells it to you and drank that. Yeah, but, like, we spent, like, 17 bucks a pop. No, I get what you're saying. It's just funny that it was going to be, like, it's the airport version of, like, stealing out of your dad's liquor cap. I would have liked to see you guys be like, all right, I'll take a flight to fucking Montreal, please. Yeah.

Yeah, just buy the tickets and get drunk and then, like, handle that fucking plane. We were talking about Photoshop. Yeah, I was going to Photoshop. We're all good at Photoshop. But then, like, the woman knew our face, like we were talking about photoshop yeah I was gonna photoshop we're all good at photoshop but then like the woman knew our face so we were like we can't like

they did and like that's like that's like really she left at five I noticed that we should have gone back what she left at five

we could have gone back yeah but that just feels like really alcoholic to like photoshop something would have respected it though so you get you get delayed

for like till nine o'clock so you're talking like a seven hour delay and then when the time comes that just gets canceled at like five or six it got delayed to 11 so we're like fuck and then it was canceled at about nine o'clock and then no reason then it got delayed till 12 and then one and then one and then but then all of our bags were checked, so then we had to figure out how the fuck to get those back. Yeah. What do you do?

What did you do? We ended up going down, and we talked to people. They're like, it's probably by baggage. They're like, oh, it's at five in baggage. It wasn't. Because my checking bags is like, it sucks. Do you have anything important in there or whatever? What if you had medication or something you needed?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scary shit i guess you would point to me you're fucking crazy bitch so but it was a good thing never told you why no not all no they never they never gave us any explanation they're just like we booked you on a flight tomorrow at 7 p.m., and we're like, well, that's not fucking – we just lost two days. It made no sense at all. That's wild. I mean, thank God that we don't have anything here. If you're into stealing, though, apparently baggage claim, you just walk up, they're like, well, if you see your bags, take them.

I've always thought about that. That should be in a movie. $20,000 worth of equipment. Somebody could have made out. Absolutely. Or if you're poor and broke, I need a movie plot where someone's like, where am I going to get a suit to get into the big ball? You just fucking go grab it from the baggage bay.

You could steal tons of bags. I've been at LaGuardia so late that they were checking your tickets, matching your ticket to your bag. Because it was like

anybody else here would be. There were no other flights. It was like, anyone who's not on this flight is a homeless person stealing things. Right.

So they were checking. It must happen somewhere. And guess what? We didn't have their fucking tag. You know what? It wasn't a ticket. It wasn were like checking. It must happen somewhere. And guess what? Because we didn't have their fucking tag. You know what? It wasn't a ticket. Yeah, it wasn't a ticket.

It's like that tag they give you when they check your bag. See you later. It's like, I don't fucking have it. It's going right in the garbage. That's going right

on the floor to be honest. It's like, whatever, dude. Oh, man. I have to go right now to Midway because I sent it to the wrong airport.

You did? So then I had to... You don't know. But I look like a homeless person right now. So I had to like... So you're really going to have a hard time.

Remember the tags, yeah. Hi, yeah, I'm here to pick up thousands of dollars worth of equipment. You are? This is just so great. I just love that you're going through all of...

You're just making all of the mistakes, Jack. Yeah. No, and also it's a good thing. You're never going to do that again, right? Anytime you go to another city, you're going go to another city is there only one airport can i where am i sending it that's on them i feel like it was it was a mix-up with the fact that we they i like thinking back to it like i didn't show them any kind of ticket

no i also texted you and you texted you texted reminding me specifically not to do that. But it was 3.30 in the morning. I had three hours of sleep. And so whatever. But also it was a good thing that we went home because I didn't bring anything and I left all my lights on and all my AC on. So thank fucking God.

When you went home, didn't you walk in and it's just like, I just would have been hundreds and hundreds of dollars down the drain for a week. No, I know. Had you gone. I know. So that was a good plus. And it's just like, that just would have been hundreds and hundreds of dollars down the drain for a week. No, I know. Had you gone.

I know. So that was a good plus. And then I didn't bring any tops. I just left them all out. So I was like, oh, no. Oh, you had like a pile ready and just never put it in? I had like a pile ready and didn't put it in. And then there was five different piles that I didn't put in.

I was like, wait, this ended up really being. Working out. Working out for me. So that was the one bright side. Never change. Never change. All right, let's do some voicemails. What do we got?

Shut up. You guys. Classic. That is very funny. Oh, dude. I guess we can save this for the... Remind me for the live show tomorrow, maybe. I want to do this.

The Winklevoss. This is the greatest example of Eat the Rich of all time. This is the greatest example of, like, eat the rich of all time. This is a band. The Winklevosses have a band now. Okay? They have two tour buses they show up with. They have a full crew. They have, like, a legitimate band.

They play in it? Yes. They're the singer and the guitarist. They just do cover songs. Are they good? Like, he's even got, even got the fucking earpieces. Yeah. But you know what?

I kind of respect that. No, it's more offensive than Bezos going to space. You don't get to do everything just because you have fucking money. Yes, you do though. That's what I mean. What's the point of being rich? If your dream is to be in a rock band, it's like fantasy life. You know what I mean?

It's just like fantasy sports, but fantasy life. Bitcoin down bad. Yeah. No, because that's what they're doing for money now. They got to be heartened. I got to do cover band stuff because Bitcoin's down. I don't know if this is on the show or not but as someone who would stand to do pretty well financially if bitcoin does great i want it to plummet so

i want it to fucking crash and burn so bad dude every time i get like a push notification like bitcoin's down five%, I'm like, take it all away, baby! Fuck everyone and me! It's self-sabotaging, not even in a metaphorical way. Literally. Literally, I hope my investments go down the tube.

Just because the other people who invested in it annoy me. I hope I end up broken homeless just so other people on Twitter can't be happy and can't say I was right about this stupid thing I predicted. What's up, KFC? Fidelberg? Jack in the squad?

Me and my roommate, we're chilling on the couch this weekend and basically we hear the Squad. Me and my roommate were chilling on the couch this weekend and basically we heard a doorbell ring and we got up and we found some Jimmy John's on our doorstep and basically I thought it was our other roommates initially and he said

no. So we decided to go ahead and eat the food because we're broke. We're broke as shit, so we need this free food. So basically we're wondering who's the asshole here? Are we the assholes for eating somebody else's food in our

neighborhood or is it the Jimmy John's delivery guy for just being lazy and leaving it on our doorstep? Bro, it's definitely not their fault. Bro. Food on the doorstep? Your food. That's your food. Baby on the doorstep? Your food. That's your food. Baby on the doorstep? Your baby. That's what doorsteps are for.

Doorsteps are for getting new things. Have you ever heard of a little phrase, finders keepers? Yeah, dude. You know how many times people would, like at Fordham, people would get pizza delivered when they were drunk and they'd pass out and they'd be ringing the bell and nobody's answering. I'll just take that. That's mine now, dude. Dude, i'll fuck it and that's active like i i used to like people just like actively steal shit you know oh yeah i'm steve like give it to me this was just

like a bait like a yeah the stork dropped the baby off like i don't know that's that's that sub is now yours now what what if it was like what if you live in an apartment and you're like apartment two and their apartment and it's apartment three and you like see that on the receipt it's like it's right there dude like where the thing about that is because they would call and they'll be like we like we dropped it like we'll tell you what we got so you're gonna get like caught almost yeah i feel like a neighbor that was on the yes yeah so so it's got to be like a house mishap, you know? If it's a door.

Or a different floor. Yeah, different floor. Different floor I'm fine with. Also, I'll be honest, but here's the thing. If you're really desperate, all good. Yeah. Because like, okay, they call you. Did you?

They said that they delivered it to number two. Did you? No, I don't know what you're talking about. It must have been four. Pass the buck, dude. Plus also, Jimmy John's know what you're talking about. It must have been four. Pass the buck, dude. Plus, also, Jimmy John's, like, you call up. Even if they're really hungry, you call up. Jimmy John's is crazy fast.

They'll send you another one. They'll be there in five minutes. And that's another reason, like, you know, somebody sends me, if I get, like, a salad misdelivered, meh. Jimmy John's comes my way. Yeah. You can't blame me, bro. I'm eating it. It's delicious.

You guys got to go order another one. Like, it's not the end of the world. Everybody wins. You just got to wait a little longer. Plus, Jimmy John's, because they put so much fucking olive oil or, like, Italian dressing on it. It would seep through. It's a very finite amount of time you have to eat a Jimmy John's. Facts.

Facts. Because otherwise, nobody would want to have it. It's going to get soppy. It's going to get soggy. It's going to get wet. I'll be honest. I actually like it a little bit soggy even. Ugh, gross.

I do like – these guys must be new listeners or something like that. Come on. You're not calling. Did you think that our answer was going to be – 20 minutes ago I almost ate rotten meatballs. You think I'm going to say you can't eat some fucking porch meat? You can eat all the porch meat you want. What?

Charlie, get the porch meat. I I mean what are we talking about bro someone left meat on my porch can I eat it yeah that's why that's what porch meat is there for you to eat what are we talking porch meat oh my god that's funny yeah in college I had a pair of like 200 boots that somebody got delivered to the wrong address and i had nice boots for dude the the uh one of my favorite uh meat delivery stories is uh that one so it was when um because i lived in my old apartment in new york so let's let's call it three four years ago and uh didn't have a doorman didn't have anything like that and it was a bigger complex so there were always tons of packages in the foyer and uh it's just strewn about it was really a weird place yeah and uh it's not like some like apartments needs to do with though it's just like honor system and talk that's another place you can just steal rampantly

and maybe maybe you get caught on like a camera but probably not. Right, no, no chance. And so I never looked at all the packages because unless I knew what I was expecting in packages, I never went through every fucking package. So we had a new advertiser for KC Radio, and sometimes they would just send stuff without talking to us. Oh, yeah. They'd just send whatever the new advertiser's product is. A box of fucking...

So we had Butcher Box. I didn i didn't i didn't expect that no one told me to expect the package right so i was never looking at packages right so one day i opened the door to go out downstairs and there's just taped to my apartment door the sign that says you have a box of rotten meat downstairs it sucks because they're right it's like if they knew the circumstances they wouldn't write that but it's just like you're right i do right yeah like i i i do in fact i was i still i almost want to write a note back being like you're right but i didn't order you know what i mean like but let me explain myself i never wanted the rotten meat in the first place here it is oh wait here it is is it oh it's and they have meats this is you have a box oh wait no it doesn't say oh okay here it is

it didn't say ron says you have a box of meats in gets highlighted a few times on the first floor it smells xoxo i love it it's fucking great man yeah. Yeah, no, that's another thing people will just grab from like old apartment buildings that don't have a doorman or don't have like a P.O. box or whatever. Also, how about those fucking Amazon people who will, those rats who will just take a picture like in front of your door and then just walk away with it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Say, look, here's the picture. It's like, yeah, you just picked it right back up though dickhead

Alright next up It's a pretty good one Yeah it's a good hustle But then the ring doorbells always fuck them Hey KFC Fights Jackie Paz Nick

Jackie's intern bitch You don't have to fucking list every name Whoever else I'm forgetting so I was planning on going to see you guys in Chicago this weekend but I can't I have a funeral I have to attend and that got me thinking about mortality and my own death

and I'm wondering what month do you guys want to die in? like me, I kind of want to go in January you know, there's not much going on the days are short it's not much going on. The days are short. It's not like you're burning... Well, you're dead, so you're not burning anything. But you're not wasting someone else's weekend

on a nice summer weekend to go so they can get to the church and mourn you. Yeah, let me guys... Let me know what you guys or what month you guys would want to die. Yeah, we get it. there's 12 of them man I mean we're both vain we both want our funerals to be

you want your funeral to be a big affair I don't want it to be embarrassingly small I don't care about that I don't need it to be big I just need it to be not small so I do think he's on the right track of picking like bro you die on july 4th weekend nobody's coming right you you die uh on memorial day we kick off the summer guess who's not showing up everybody so i say you gotta go uh february like 21st february 20 not no not new england no no dude yeah so bro what my the most out one of the most outrageous fevers i've ever been to was uh my grandmother's now um my grandparents were

like religious people like not like not like they led to go to church. They were people. They had status in the church. Yeah. They might have been involved in some cover-ups. Dude, my grandmother's... They moved some priests around. My grandmother's...

They might have touched some kids. Who gave the speech for my grandmother. Oh, yeah. Wasn't it like... It's Cardinal O'Malley. Right Who gave the speech for my grandmother. Oh, yeah. Wasn't it like... It's Cardinal O'Malley. Right. Next in line for the Pope. Maybe going to be a Pope.

Yeah. Yeah. Cardinal O'Malley is that dude. Yeah. So he spoke to my grandmother. He's New York, right? Cardinal O'Malley? Is that Boston?

I don't know where... I thought New York Cardinal... I don't know. But yeah, I know the name Cardinal O'Malley. Yeah. So there's talk he might be the first American pope ever. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten pope yet. Archbishop of Boston.

That makes more sense. Like that is like, come on. It's America. I bet you we're getting blackballed. I bet you the only reason he's not is because they're like, if we give this to the Americans they'll like take the whole fucking show like the Vatican will be moved from Italy to fucking

New York or Boston or some shit so we go into this they go into the funeral right and we're the family they gave it to a fucking Nazi by the way give it to an American sorry keep going like the aisles were lined with like almost like eyes wide shut stuff.

Like people with hoods. Holy. Oh, wow. We're talking like the ceremonies and shit. Like black hood shit. Dude, and then. This is in a Catholic church? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so then. Was it in like a big one, like St. Patrick's type shit? Like a cathedral? No, just a local church. And the fucking this is all to tell why it sucks in february um but the so then her grave is like this crazy thing where like it's like like a gold cover and like this huge fucking thing but it's so god it was the coldest day of all time so they couldn't't, like, things were, like, frozen.

Oh, wow. They couldn't do all the cool shit. We were all out there, like, can we just skip this part? Can we just skip this part? We don't even care anymore. And, like, no one came to the cemetery. Okay, that sucks. It was.

So you got to keep that in mind. It was so fucking cold. And, you know, it was in a city, so they used fucking backhoes and stuff. Yeah. The ground was too hard to like. They won't crack. They got in the ground. Okay.

But it was not a fun funeral. I suppose all the fun ones. Absolutely. If you're an Irishman, funerals are the best parties. It's almost exclusively been a fun funeral. And almost exclusively the best, the only fun times are when people die. So by the same token, I don't want a hot one either.

I don't want people sweating. No. Like anything, a spring or a fall death. Right. But fall, you're going to run into football. Yeah, but then I get to write a viral obituary.

Let me down. What would you write? I don't know. Something stupid. i don't know something stupid like i don't know like what is it like the cowboys let them down one more time years would be like you know i want like you know to lift me up one more time or some shit but yeah you could do a dumb football one i think the better bet is spring then to make sure that it's it's packed out uh i would say maybe april nothing nothing good in April. April Fool's. Done. April Fool's.

That's why we workshop. Well, you do run the risk of people not showing up then, but you also have the joke. Yeah, you know, I want people to not believe my death. Classic John. He's that jokester. He pulled you up to this. No, John died. He's fucking dead.

No, he's not. Shut up. Where is he coming me? Did he pull you up to this? No, John died. He's fucking dead. No, he's not. Shut up. Where is he coming? Where is he right now? April 4th. He's dead. April death. Love that.

I guess technically I want a late March death. Right. A couple days of services. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, that's it. That's the one. We figured it out. Last voicemail is brought to you by Game Time.

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You're going to think about that literally every second of the day for six months? Oh, at least. And then you'll have a reprieve. You'll think about it forever. And then it'll be back. But your literal every waking moment will be consumed by that for at least six months. Brutal. But if you want to go see that

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Something like Braves in town? There's a day game Saturday before our show. Nah, not that one. That's too close. Yeah, let's do like a midweek game. I think they're home all week. I have it all on our schedule. Yeah,'re playing the braves yeah by the way i i

tweeted this at you what why i i know it's because people hate the mats but like why is the nle so obsessed with games back it's insane who cares it's fucking jude it's as long as long as you're close like it's it's gonna change like yeah you don't want to be 20 games back right now but like if they they the mets went five and five on the West Coast while the Braves won 10 in a row. They made up five games. That's how fucking man. Okay. Like and yeah, and like when but when the Mets extended the game the lead from five games to 10 games.

It wasn't like the season's over. But now the Braves cut it to five and they're like up the Mets are collapsing. It's fucking in here collapsing can't collapse in June. But they're also just not. Like they were, they had. Yeah, I know. I saw your quote too where it was like

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kfc radio gang um i was just at the grocery store and this girl behind me who was pretty cute and i think she was kind of hitting on me but she tried to convince me that olive oil on ice cream is a thing and i don't know if that's how they like the real Italians do it, but to me that just sounded gross. So just wanted to know, A, have you guys ever tried this or recommend it? And how does it sound to you? And two, is there any weird food combinations that you guys particularly love but isn't, you know, world-renowned or popular? Thanks. Viva.

Olive oil on ice cream. I can't i i don't think it'd be gross i don't because neither of those things are gross so i don't and they're not necessarily things that get grossly mixed i don't know i've never heard of it that's for sure but i don't think i'd be like absolutely not i'd try that i mean i'll try anything it's like a lowering the bar thing right it's not like here's a bull testicle i mean no but it is very bizarre it's it's it's odd it's odd but i i like olive oil i use a lot of a lot of a lot of olive oil really when you're cooking though yeah yeah you wouldn't put olive oil raw on something you know no not make a salad but excuse me yeah salad that's a kind of sick dressing right ice cream is a bizarre thing to put olive oil on it's insane

very much a thing a lot of recipes online for it really recipes though but not like why you should try ice cream topped with your extra virgin olive oil is an article i mean i'm definitely gonna do this now yeah and what does it say it adds a nice contrast i don't know the rest the rest of it's not loading i mean it sounds weird to me a little i don't know it feels like the texture yeah yeah but if i mean yeah i i that's something i got no problem trying yeah that's yeah that's easy um as for foods i have i do um weird things with i don't spicy pbjs yeah butter peanut butter cups and sour patch kids um you'll just eat disgusting food you won't concoct it yeah I mean I made those I put chocolate

in the in the tortilla yeah that's a good one I love that so good so good extra carbs

with chocolate you know perfect I mean that's everything I need also this is one of those things too like I can't think of it

I'm sure I have it because to you it's normal because to me it's normal so I'd have to do it someone would be like what are you doing yeah I would need to like I'm trying't think of it. I'm sure I have it. Because to you, it's normal. Because to me, it's normal. So I'd have to do it. Someone would be like, what are you doing? Yeah, I'm trying to think of anything you've done that I think is gross. You just eat disgusting things that are just naturally disgusting. Yeah, I mean, like slaw dogs.

Slaw dogs are pretty popular, right? What's that? It's coleslaw and hot dog. Yeah, I think that's pretty gross. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, but I had a lot of slaw dogs this weekend. Coleslaw in general is just gross. No, man, that's a tough one.

I don't really... Again, it's normal to me, so I'm sure I have it. I'm not pretending that I am the king of normalcy. I am the anti, in fact. I'm the joker of normalcy. I'm the peasant of normalcy. What's that? I got a weird one that a family member does

peanut butter on pizza what dude how have you shut up this long it's been burning in my brain yeah no on cheese pizza all kinds of pizza it's mainly cheese pizza I mean again I will try this

but like that sounds disgusting you know what I would I would never have thought it with peanut butter, but like, have you ever done, um, peanut butter with the bacon and jalapeno? Yes,

that's good. And that's good. That's really good. And like, I would have never thought that at the time. Um, I, I've done the peanut butter on a burger.

That doesn't, that one's not great for me. It's not, it's not repulsive. It's just like, I don't love it. Um, I like,

I mean, this is, what's the one that they fucking talk about with – what is it? Jelly. It's a barbecue thing. Oh, jelly and barbecue sauce to make meatballs. You just put it in a crock pot. It's really fucking good.

I don't think I've heard that one actually. I think I've seen something different. I've definitely done jelly and barbecue sauce before, not for meatballs. Yeah. You just put it in a crock pot for a few hours and then you just fucking attack it with a fork. I mean these are all pretty good ones. These these are all but none of these are repulsive and i think that's important right it's not someone's like lamb and tuna fish it's like right these are all like like huh i never thought about that but it's not like something that's gonna make me hurl yeah i think the only thing that's gonna make me like hurl is something with

like it's gotta be like raw eggs or like something, you know what I mean? Like just mixing. I mean, I'll eat anything, bro. I'll try anything. Right. Uh, I might not like it. I'm, I'm particular, but like, I'll try if it's a food ingredient, I'll try it. Cause anytime I, most of the time when I mix stuff, it's pretty good.

Yeah. But I don't like, I don't like to have a burger on a donut i don't i'll take a bite of something and be like oh that might be good like i won't even spicy bbj was good i'm not gonna sit there and do it all the time yeah i don't do it all the time i do it more often than i should no but i mean when i do it i'm not gonna have like 50 of them i'd be like oh that tastes fine yeah the same way that if i put peanut butter on pizza i take a bite i'd be like oh wow that's actually good but i'm'm not going to ever do that. I'm never going to sit there. So it's all just like yes or no. He does it no matter what, Nick?

No, not always. It's occasionally he'll put it on, but it's – he, like, showed – it's my dad. He showed all my college roommates at once, like, when we were, like, trying to pregame. He's like, hold on, hold on, I got pizzas in the oven. And they all fucking dug it. That's interesting. I't i don't see it but yeah i'll try it he eats like a high like child it's very funny like some of the concoctions he comes up with i'll have to pick my sister's brain for a few of them all right tweet at us your uh your your

most unholy concoctions uh interview time one of our best i think in the sense of this is what what i really as an interviewer what i what i like to do the most can i interrupt you real quick sorry just i'm just thinking something when i i put up an instagram story this weekend and it was me kayaking and i put i heart water sports did you get that? You were doing it on purpose? Not that it's an elaborate joke, but I wasn't saying I love kayaking.

I was making a joke I like getting beat on. Right. Okay. But I also would have read that as, you meant that, right? I meant it. Yeah. Some people might be. I meant it to look like I didn't mean it,

but I'm wondering. Right. Got it. I bet you a lot of people don't, A, don't get it, and then, B, if they do get it, thought you didn't get it. I'd rather that than someone be like, he just genuinely enjoys kayaking. I would for sure rather get peed on than kayaking. No, kayaking's dope, dude.

Nah, well, it's supposed to get peed on. Whatever. is dope nah well so it's getting beat up honestly if if a chick's on top of me and she squirts all over me that's super hot so if she could just pee on me yeah just just straight up a girl can pee on me and then also straight up if you want me to pee on you i'll do that that's no slicking on my back so guess what i'm into water sports i haven't done it yet but i'm into it like the food I'll try it dude it's fucking I've never done it either but yeah

like if a chick's on top of me you gotta be hydrated you gotta be hydrated yes it can't be like yellow we are now officially hitting our one sex

weird sex can't be like yellow like you know bad but like if if if I've had

anytime I've had a girl squirt on top of me like like fill up my belly button. I'm like, this is awesome. Awesome. So if a girl could just pretend that it was squirt and she was peeing the whole time, I'd be like the pretend you just stand over me. Oh, yeah, for sure. We'll lay down a tarp like Dexter and just fucking do it. Whatever, man.

All right. Yeah. Yeah. We'll do uh five minutes um uh so um but no i can i can introduce well if you have something but yeah i was gonna say what i find adam and lena the plug lena the mom now to be wildly interesting people like like when i do interviews now i i wanted to either be like a really uh big and funny comedian, like someone who podcasts like in our world or like a really interesting person. Like I'm certainly happy to talk to movie stars and singers and like, you know, whatever you be a list. Of course, it's great. But like Adam and Lena live a life that like 10 people on the planet live.

If yeah, if that like you're on the planet live. If. Yeah, if that. You're talking about something. I feel like all the people who are like them, like the couples, the porn couples and stuff like that, are anonymous. They're very front-facing. That's why I will always love Asa too, being like she, being in the porn industry,

but also just being as smart and articulate as she is. She's written books, does radio and podcasting and porn like there's one person in the world who does that yeah eight billion and like adam and lena being like adam being a huge podcaster who then was like you want to just like put our sex life on camera and her being like i was on snapchat i thought for sure that lena was a porn star yes me too like at the very least, an amateur porn star. It is. Who had fucked a ton of people and all that.

She's like, nope, I just have sex with my boyfriend. It's crazy that she just didn't recognize who she was. Right. Like, her job, I mean, you'll hear this in the interview, but her job before she blowing up was blowing other people up. You're making other girls have, like, you know, hot Instagrams. It's like, wait a minute. I can just do that. I mean, they're making millions other girls have like you know hot instagrams wait a minute i can

just do that i mean they're making millions upon millions by you know adam talking about fucking rap and and and whatever i what i like about adam too is he he talks about i don't want to say this like to them because i i don't want to come across as rude but like they talk about the under they'll talk to the underbelly of the world you know what i mean like there are there's a level of people where they're like i mean he talks about going to a crack house right crack house he's got gang members he's got murderers he's got shit where it's like whoa and we're not doing that but this is that's our version of this where it's like wow this is a whole other fucking life that i i love i would love to think in a different world if i wasn't just like average dude two kids making my way I would be

I would love to be like that yeah like if you're gonna live life fucking live life you know fuck on camera make millions do whatever so that's that's who and all the while seem to be like a really happy couple yeah like seem to be great parents if you follow them on social

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purchase. Lena and Adam on KC Radio. Let's talk to them. Every room we've walked in so far, there's been just a camera. They are very excited for you guys. We have a reality series of just all that's going on in the office, and they have checked with me a hundred times about you guys coming in. For real?

They're very excited about you guys. I love it. You're a lot of trash over there. We just got in here like four in the morning. Oh, really? Yeah. So you just went right to it? just got in here like four in the morning. Oh, really? Yeah. So you just went right to it? It took us two hours to get from the airport.

She wasn't ready for that. You did JFK? JFK, yeah. Yeah, JFK. Fucking can't do JFK. Really? Brutal. Where are you supposed to fly in?

Well, there's Newark and Jersey, which people don't think about because it's Jersey, but it's actually kind of close. I told her no. It was cheaper. Yeah. Exactly. The first class of bus was so much cheaper. And then there's LaGuardia, which is just like JFK Lite. I prefer LaGuard It was cheaper. Yeah. Exactly. The first box of lunch was so much cheaper. And then there's LaGuardia, which is just like JFK Lite.

I prefer LaGuardia because it's closer. I've never had to stay. I've never had to go into the city because I always lived in Brooklyn and Queens and shit. So that, yeah, JFK makes a lot more sense. I think I didn't realize how much worse it was going to be. Yeah, it's a motherfucker. And it doesn't matter what time, what day, what road you go on, it's traffic. It's the

fucking worst. 17 miles, 2 hours. 2 hours, yep. That is fucked up. When you look at the mileage in New York, it's fucked. I always tell people, the traffic here actually isn't that bad, because I fucking walk everywhere. I don't come from outside. And I'll tell friends, and they'll be like,

friends will come to visit me. And they'll be like, no, will you come to visit me? And they're like, no, it's insane getting into that city. Dude, just getting across Manhattan, it's like you're going one mile. It can take you like 40 minutes. You want to see something incredible? I'll have this one fat fucking employee, and then I'll have this one small woman

who works for me, and they start arguing over who would win in a foot race. Fat guy, small girl. Wow. Oh, no. Yo, that always happens It doesn't count He fell He's gonna put the afterburners on

He wasn't wearing shoes He did that barrel That's what did it Anytime I've seen people Doing like, I'm faster than you. Let's do a foot race. Somebody always busts their shit. Because you don't realize when you're not a kid anymore. You try to run full speed, you will fuck your shit up.

I would not race anyone ever. Never. I'm done. I say I don't leave the ground anymore. I'm not jumping off anything. I'm not running anymore. I'm not playing anything anymore. I'm old.

I'm done. Everybody's always like, you should box somebody. I'm like, no. Absolutely not. Never'm not jumping off anything. I'm not running anymore. I'm not playing anything anymore. I'm old. I'm done. Everybody's always like, you should box somebody. I'm like, no. Absolutely not. Never. We have that here. We have rough and rowdy, which is like amateur boxing.

And employers will do that where they'll fight each other for, I don't know, one percentage of the pay-per-view. It's been around. There's people, they get like 10K to fight. Right.

For some of the kids here, it's like an awesome payday. So they're willing to do it. And people always ask me, like, what's my price? It is dangerous to have it, though, because we talk a lot of shit to each other, right? And then all of a sudden we bought an amateur boxing federation. So it was like, oh, you got problems? Put your money where your mouth is.

It's like, well, I don't want to fight you. I want to make fun of you on the microphone. I'm not fighting. But some of the people here are down to do it. What would be your number? $5 million. $5 million? No. microphone. I'm not fighting, but some of the people here are down to do it. What would be your number? Five million dollars. No. You would do it for less than that. Maybe, but I'm going to start

at five. I'm probably right, but we're negotiating, honey. Fight down. One million? I'm like, I'm going to work out for three months. How many months do you have to train? It's three rounds.

It's one minute rounds. So it's kind of like fake boxing. And everybody who trains, they regret it because as soon as the bell goes, it's just like you forget all your training. You forget what you're supposed to do. It's kind of like the arcade games and all those balls were coming out, the basketballs. It's just overwhelmed. We're just like, we're not even actually trying.

We're just like, you're just throwing it at the map and you're getting punched in the face. We're both so bad at shooting basketballs We keep tying at basketball.

We just compete against each other like all the, every time we go to the arcade it's just, we go to war. How often do you go to the arcade? I don't know. Not often enough.

I went to Dave and Buster's for the first time in my life two weeks ago. I've never gone to Dave and Buster's. What dude? I don't think they're, dude I used to get handjobs at the the first time in my life two weeks ago. I've never gone to Dave and Buster's. What, dude? I don't think they're – Dude, I used to get handjobs at the Proudest Place Mall all the time, bro. I've never gone.

I don't think they were around me or I just – I don't know. I never went. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. Because they're also – it's like an arcade, but it's like for adults. Yeah, exactly. But I don't think there's that many locations because even in LA, there's only a few. Yeah, there's a few.

They're a lot of fun. They serve alcohol. That's an adult, right? Is the food good? I'm sure no. It's like nachos and shit. Yeah, yeah. It's any bar food.

You're going to not love it but it'll get you there. I thought we gave him mustard. Sponsor the show, bro. Come on. So wait, you're not counting that race because she fell?

I think that means more than ever she loses because she was trying so hard to fucking muscle this shit. It looked like he was veering into her. It looked like he was veering into her. It looked like he was trying

to fuck with her. You got an ax to grind here. You wanted her to win that race. I just think that she did deserve a re-race. Yeah, because he wouldn't race her again. Oh, once you win, you're done.

I would never race anybody ever again if I'm her. Seinfeld. I choose not to run. Did it for like 30 years or something like that in high school. I don't race anymore.

Once you win. We had a guy here, same old sort of bullshit. It was who could throw harder. And they got a radar gun out. And one time he threw like 85 or something really good. And he beat this one dude. And he should have just rode off and never did it again. The second time they did it, he got worked.

And it was like everybody was clowning him for it. Once you win, you're done. That's it. It's like amazingly bad sportsmanship that he's so proud of himself for. It is absolutely the least... Dude, think about it. What if last night the Warriors were like, let's do it again. No, we won. We fucking won, dude. Game's over.

This is it. I just think that she really would have taken him. After she fell, though? He weighs 300 pounds. She weighs 100 pounds. I just think that she really would have taken him. Well, he weighs literally three times as much. He weighs 300 pounds. She weighs 100 pounds. The fact that he beat her at all is amazing. Was he confident? He's the most cocky person you've ever met,

which is why I wanted her to have a re-race because I feel like she could beat him. He's like 5'4", 300 pounds. He claims that he has a 10-inch girthy dick. He just busts this out on us on the podcast one day. Wait, so who is it? It works for you? It's like a YouTuber kid that I found who's from North Dakota.

But he's originally from Liberia, which is like the gnarliest part of Africa. Yeah. And we just moved him out. And he's so fucking clueless. And his opinions are just like the craziest shit ever. Because we have all these gang members, basically, who work for us. And his perspective is like, oh, if somebody has been accused of or

convicted of a violent crime, then they're a piece of shit and they need to go to prison. He just says this all the time around people who are like... It'll be like the day after somebody catches a charge and he'll be like, lock that motherfucker up. He needs to stay in prison. Put him under the jail.

There's so many people he's making mad about it but it's like really good content and everybody keeps saying it's going to be your fault when he gets his ass beat and it's like it's going to be his fault

when he gets his ass beat if he gets shot then I'll feel bad if he gets whooped then that's just he needs that honestly he needs to suffer

some real consequences the fact that that is an actual thing that runs through your head he can get beat up but if he gets shot he's going to get a problem I don't think he's enough of he'll have something to do with it.

I don't think he's enough of a threat for anyone to shoot him. I don't know, dude. You look pretty fast. If you're watching on YouTube, Adam was legitimately like, I don't know about that. It's really like mulling this one over. He knows how I feel. You got a whole operation now, though, huh?

I mean, it's crazy. Right. I mean, it's been fucking meteoric. I don't know how been fucking meteoric. I don't know how the fuck it happened. But all of a sudden, we just have like 10 people doing podcasts all the time. Yeah, it's a whole network, right? And at this point, we're kind of like throttling it and like holding back because it feels like there's so many more crazy things that could happen. Like, you know, if we just kind of let more people into it because there's so many wild cards.

So, yeah, it's been pretty. Have you found that uh i feel like a lot of times when people start a network they need like the people still come for like the stars and like the the new shows aren't thriving without you on it like these people all standing on their own already some of them definitely yeah like my boy ad he has his own show and his his co-host t-rell and do know like they have just like a crazy dynamic and it's totally like i think what kind of stopped me from like really growing the podcast thing at first was just the fact that I thought everybody had to like be me.

Like be able to sit down and interview somebody for an hour straight, which is like kind of a very specific skill set. But like with them, they don't even have topics on their show or whatever. They literally just call each other fat and make fun of each other. It's like health problems.

It works, dude. Some people. People love it. That's hard for me to realize sometimes, too. It's like not everyone's your style or your thing. But, I mean, you've got a whole empire over there, man. Good on you. Thank you.

Appreciate it. And then, I mean, Plug Talk is just the most brilliant fucking idea ever. That's Cruellalla deville over here mastermind let's do a podcast and then fuck okay sounds good of our two things together originally it was like uh maybe someone had approached us about doing like a sort of like nude prank podcast type thing but it was like a new prank podcast how'd that work no no not like it was like a nude prank podcast type series website thing that someone pitched to us. And we were like, no, like, let's do real sex.

Basically, they wanted to do something really cheesy and stupid and fake. And we were like, no, like, we need to interview them and fuck them afterwards. It just made the most sense. I mean, we're already friends with a bunch of the girls that we were working with and interviewing, like, hanging out afterwards. You know, it's like, why not just make content out of this? And so we launched last November and I feel like it's been doing pretty well. So, you know, you are the luckiest man alive, right?

I keep hearing that. I said you're the new American dream. I don't feel lucky, but here I am. It's funny too, because, you know, I think that like the question I get a lot from women is like okay but how does this interfere with like your sex life with adam and i could easily say that it's made our sex life a lot better like first of all our sex is scheduled in our week which makes it so that we have sex but then we do that and then we go home and we're like horny from having sex on set yeah right

do you have different sex from camera and off camera yeah 100% yeah is your cause like we we used to work with

Asa Akira and she would always say like her regular sex was like quickies she was like it's like boom boom boom it's not like a big performance

well especially for cause she was doing like big productions for studios they do like 45 minute scenes no one fucks for that long unless you're on drugs

I mean those guys are fucking super gross. I think on Plug Talk, though, is we try to make it as close to what us hooking up with a girl really would be like. We're not trying to do all these crazy-ass positions that are going to give you scoliosis. We're not really trying

to just make it an hour and a half long thing. Sometimes, as a podcaster, it's like, okay, if Kanye West as a podcaster, it's like, okay, if Kanye West shows up tomorrow and you can get two hours with him, that's way better than getting a half hour, right? It's that much more valuable content.

Sometimes when we're fucking a girl and she's really popping, I start to think like, maybe I just need to like, think about the wall for like 15 minutes and just really extend this scene out because this is very very valuable contract. You said that you're not doing anything crazy, but you've had Adriana Chachik on before, right? Yeah, she was our first drop.

Which is an insane first drop. That's like having Kanye on your first album or some shit. If you're putting on a sex video podcast and Chachik is your first guest, it's like we're doing a basketball podcast here's michael jordan but but we thought we talked about a lot with with her

she has like one tweet from fairly recently where it's like her neck was broken yeah and she's like it's from pile driver and she's like but i'm not gonna stop doing it what what she knows that was on the podcast yeah it was crazy she's like, my doctors just keep begging me to stop doing all of these insane positions. I heard that. And then I see her tweets. And then I'm on Pornhub and you see the thumbnail of her latest video. And she's just bent in half. It's like, yep, nope.

Girl ain't stopping. So I asked, did you do that with her? We didn't do the pile driver thing. But we had previously hooked up with her where, what, you were at a bowling alley with her, and then she comes home with her, and they're drunk, and like literally, I'm on the couch smoking a blunt watching a fucking poker video on YouTube, and they bust in the door

and just like, attacking me. Oh, poor Adam. Oh, you were watching. You were watching poker. Oh, it's so hard for you. I just wanted to chill. I do know what you mean. I 1000% know what you mean. She literally was like on the floor on her knees like, please fuck us right now. Now that I don't know.

Listen, there are times when I want to chill. It's not when that's happening. And she's the squirt god, right? Yeah. And so we're on our fucking couch. No, there was no tarp. It was just pure a tidal wave of squirt just blasting all over us. We no longer have that couch.

Yeah. You know, that's, that's like the mark, like, Oh, uh, that's,

that's the mark of good sex. You gotta throw out your couch. Is that, is that why? So you were obviously in your real house now, but I remember last time I interviewed you, you were talking about, you had like a porn house too,

but that was just because you were coming from the bowling alley. You were not in the porn house. That was just, yeah, That was just real sex. Me and her were doing a girlfriend's night, and it was kind of like, well, should we go have sex now? That's what happened. I get it. Totally.

Yeah, totally. That happens all the time. How often would something like that happen? Back then when I was actually going out a lot more, pretty often. I feel like that's the first time we fucked Riley. It was like that. We were all out drinking. We were like, let's go have sex.

She also squirted in our bed. I remember we had one beautiful moment where she had two porn star homegirls who were hanging out at the house. We're sitting around smoking weed. She doesn't smoke weed, but we're all just hanging out. And then she's walking them to the elevator

in our old apartment building. And as they're getting to the fucking elevator door, one of the girls just says like, by the way, your boyfriend's hot. I would really like to suck his dick sometime. Yeah, she was like, we didn't suck his dick, though.

And I was like, oh, do you want to come back? Why are you leaving? So they leave, and they come back two minutes later, and they all just go to town on me. And I'm just like, how the fuck did I get to the point where like, it's just like she just wants to express her love of giving head on me. It felt like I was just like an avatar there to allow this to happen. You're the dick.

You're a piece of meat, dude. They're objectifying you is what they avatar there. Yeah, man. You're just the dick. You're a piece of meat, dude. They're objectifying you is what they're doing. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Yeah. Wow. That's fucking nuts, man. Not that any of it's surprising. If you follow YouTube, it's like, I know that's what your life is, but just hearing-

That era of our life kind of feels like- Well, yeah. So now you have the baby, right? Congratulations. Yeah, we're kids. But now everything is more scheduled. Yeah, exactly. We have like a porn house.

Well, what's funny is I feel like normally if you hear about a couple who needs to schedule their sex, it's because their love life is falling apart and it's a bad thing. It's like you're going to go have some lame ass two minute missionary because it's Wednesday at 8 o'clock and it says so. When you guys schedule it, it's a little different. It's probably because you're coordinating with porn stars. I feel like your scheduled sex is a tiny bit different than the average couple. Yeah, it's like a five-hour block once a week.

We're doing two scenes, and we're getting paid for it. You do a five-hour block? I prefer to do two or three scenes in a row so I can just get through it. You're fucking Superman over here, huh? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I'm better on the third nut. Well, yeah. I mean, you find your rhythm.

You go longer, yeah. Yeah. For you, are you all naturally doing PEDs? No, I don't do anything. But knowing what I know now, I would have been beating off like every time before I went to hang out with a girl or go on a date like my entire life. Because you really want to go into that situation with a clean tank. Bro, who were you hanging out with who didn't tell you that? I knew that shit pretty young.

Also, no. I don't think I would have gone. I wouldn't have gone on any of the dates if I jerked off. I would have stayed smoking. That's a slippery slope. I've run into that issue as well. Yeah, there I go. It's like a lot less motivated.

The nut inside you is the motivation to go do things and have sex and get it up and perform and all that. You lose that. It is a fine line. You're running on fumes. It takes on a different life of its own. How old are you now? 38. Yeah, I'm 37.

I mean, three in a row for five hours. Good for you, dog. I'm impressed. And then I go home and she makes me bang her. I don't make you do anything, but I do feel abusive when we end up having sex and I know it's like your fourth nut of the day. But I heard from a master porn star

that the more hard you spend your life, the more boners you get and the more you have a boner, the bigger your dick will be at any given moment because you're stretching out the capillaries. I don't even know what that is. The capillaries somehow expand. I look down at my dick on a week where we filmed

the fuckload and I'm like, that thing is hanging long. Wait, wait, wait. It's hanging low. Spreading misinformation over here I was writing stay hard I don't have to get hard bro I stay hard were you

actually let me start with this how would you define porn star what do you think the definition of a porn star is I mean i feel like the old true definition is like someone who works for the studios and gets contracted by the big big companies and you know probably like now ranks really highly on pornhub and stuff like that but now i was we were just talking about this like like i feel like violet saucyy is the next big porn star, but I feel like now with OnlyFans and all the different lanes, it's kind of hard to be a big porn star figure.

The only one. Yeah, there's so many. You might be big in the OnlyFans space, and the head of a big company might know nothing about you. Yeah, so if a girl does just her OnlyFans, and let's say it's just like solo Looks not even like with a male talent or anything, but it's like super popular. Would you call it a porn star? No? Only fans girl, right? Oh, you got to go. She got

You gotta be fucking Very least you gotta be my original rule is you gotta do anal I was like if you give you a star like you gotta go all the way on this one. And Mia Khalifa was one of them. She's a porn star. Like, she hasn't done anal. Yeah, come on. You can't be called that until... No, because when I came in, a lot of girls were looking at me like this.

Like, oh, she's like... You know, a lot of the companies were trying to... When you say you came in, meaning what? When you did a professional shoot? I didn't do a professional shoot. That's the thing. I made a name for myself. But it was like I was doing the private Snapchat thing.

So I was having sex with him and I was selling it on this low key private Snapchat way like before OnlyFans existed. But there were big companies reaching out to me to do a scene for them. And so I, and then I got a fleshlight. So it was like, I got some of the things. Oh, you got a fleshlight in your porn store?

Yeah, fuck me. Yeah, I was like, I didn't do a gang bang. So the girls were talking about me like, oh, she has clout, but she's not like a real performer. Why are you guys giving her this sort of attention?

Which I feel like now that conversation doesn't exist anymore because there's only fans and so many people doing it a very different way. I can, yeah. But I get both sides.

I can see like at some LA party where Leo would be like, why is there a fucking TikToker here? Because it's like, I'm a new wave. I can see like at some LA party, Leo would be like, why is there a fucking TikToker here? Because it's like, I'm a new wave. I'm more famous than you. I also can understand if some of those girls were like,

the shit that I had to do to get to this level. It's exactly that. It's exactly that. It's like they had to get paid $700 a scene. They had to pay for their test. They had to pay for their outfits and do all this stuff. Work with people they don't want to work with. Exactly, all this stuff.

And then those girls, if they were smart, they made a name for themselves they'd start doing only fans and they barely even shoot studio anymore if they don't want to it's like being a pro wrestler where you're on the road like 30 days or like 30 days out of the month just fucking and then when it but like those girls like this is kind of like an old school conversation because i don't feel like this really happens anymore but those girls feel like I put in all this work for all these years I deserve to get these opportunities when in reality it's like no this is 100% about star power

and who's the most popular. Who's hot, who's sexy It's unfortunate but that's just what the companies are going to gravitate towards. It is like sports It's like if you're better at the game you're going to get more playing time. If you go viral then all the companies are going to hit you up. That's just what it is Except being better at the game in basketball is very clearly defined and important it's just literally like who's the hottest and who the people like the most yeah it's just like a lot of girls have

to swallow that bitter pill at a certain point like oh like i'm maybe not gonna have a long career because they just don't like me that much right i can understand why that's tough so did you have like a viral moment was there a specific thing that was like, boom, life change? Yeah. I mean, it was like in beginning of 2017, him and I were just like, let's make a YouTube video that said that if I got a million subscribers, I would make a sex tape. And so I saw another girl do this and I just copied her. She didn't go viral for it.

She didn't hit a million subscribers. And I did like almost within a couple months. Yeah, we banged. Adam wants everyone to know we've had sex with a lot of girls. But yeah, so it was like Worldstar picked it up and then everyone picked it up. You went from like zero to a million?

I think I had like 10K because I had to get some videos with you. But yeah, all of a sudden, I was like, you know, I remember on Yahoo, it was like the front page news and that's how my family found out. It was so viral,

which I just feel like now it wouldn't be that big of a story because there's all these ridiculous stories about girls. But I think if you hit it, I think a lot of people say, I'll do it. But I think if you got, if someone did that now and got a million subscribers, I feel like we would probably still hear about it and talk about it. I guess in my space it doesn't feel like that crazy. Right, right.

We know a lot of girls who do sex tapes for a lot less than a million dollars. And so have you only worked with him? Mm-hmm. Wow. Yeah. Shit. I didn't know that.

So does that mean- Yeah, no one knows that. I don't know why. Like, if you go on my Twitter, it's very easy to figure it out. Yeah. There's a bunch of big old dicks out there.

She ain't seen any of them. She don't even know what's out there. You really are the luckiest dude in the world. Fuck. Like, do I punch him or do I- I'm gonna do it again. She doesn't even know what's out there. You really are the luckiest dude in the world. Do I punch him? I didn't feel that enthusiastic

from you. It wasn't that much enthusiasm. Adam's always accusing me of cheating on him with big dicks. I'll just kind of make it up just to see where she's at. Just caging the reaction. I was just joking, but you didn't really look. I feel like I saw a video a while like a long time back

and I don't know if it was the beginning of it all but I feel like it was on YouTube so you weren't showing anything but I feel like you almost were like we're about to have a threesome the video cut and then came back and you were done and that was the one that went super viral that we literally would have millions of dollars right now if we had filmed it. But instead, we just fucked.

We just did it. And we didn't film it. It was her roommate that she was hanging out with every day at the time. And people loved them together, even though they kind of stopped hanging out at some point. And they wanted to see us fuck so bad. But we didn't film it. And then she got a boyfriend right after. So that never became a thing.

Yeah, it was like I let my best friend have sex with my boyfriend. And every day I get messages like, where's's the video i'm like yeah you would have found it would have been leaked online if it existed it just doesn't fucking exist and i'm so sad that it doesn't exist so you had the cameras on turned them off had sex turned them back on yeah because it was like idiots it was the first threesome we ever did he was coming from the youtube space, so he was like, it's all about the conversation about the threesome. You're not wrong,

because that's why that still went viral. I didn't care about the... I'm not thinking, I'm going to make money off the porn, so I'm not even thinking about it. And this is the thing, she was nervous to do it, so I get over the house,

and they're both drinking Don Julio, and they're all fucking reared up and ready to go. And I'm like, I don't know, it was weird, because that girl, she wanted me to fuck her again as soon as we were done. She was so ready. We could have easily filmed one of the rounds.

She kept saying like, ew, he's not that cute. I don't want to do it. And then we start fucking and she's like, again, again, again. I was like, okay. Bro, why didn't you tell that first part? I could have left that out. A long time ago, too. I've been doing that.

She loves to hurt my feelings well wait and so she has a boyfriend now so it's off the table or you guys aren't together I don't even know what they're doing anymore we haven't talked in years she started dating my friend too

running back to the business sense no because then people are like oh you should fuck she just dated my friend for like five years someone I know very well so a part of me wants to be like

hey bro it's business. It is what it is, dog. He might kill himself. Some people are not cut out for that. Dude, you're like the angel of death. We got one guy who might get shot. One guy who's going to kill himself. One dude with a girthy dick

who's going to end up in a deep hole. It's a whole thing, yeah. Not the right guy. Girthy dick deep hole. I wish he'd not made it and be like, dude, take it out like dude take it out yeah really i'm surprised by that yeah we did say that and he didn't want to do it yeah yeah no no he but he acts like it's normal like he just brings it up in the we're interviewing this male porn star about it you got it we're interviewing this dude rico strong who has like a 13 inch gigantic one of the biggest dicks in the world.

Crazy. And he just, in the middle of the interview, just goes, so he's part of the BBC club with me. And I'm like, what? And he starts listing off these stats. And I'm like, you've got to be fucking kidding me. You can't just be walking around with a 10-inch dick and not tell anybody. You've got to say that as soon as I meet you. Right away. I have to meet you.

I have a 10-inch dick. You've got to check that in the airline yo also there's levels to bbc because like you can be bbc and not be 13 inches that's nuts there needs to be leagues to this all these male porn star dudes though like i noticed that they all will claim to have the biggest dick and then i'll be like whoa but what about and then and they like start just talking in circles because they all have this kind of thing going in their head to convince themselves that they're number one. Which, you know, okay, good. I'm not going to try to pop you a little bubble there.

I mean, girls do the same thing. They're like, biggest tits in porn, best ass, or number one OnlyFans in Canada in this one province. I love that. I'm a top, top 0.1% creator. I'm like, that just means you leave your camera on all the fucking time. It doesn't mean anything, you know? Everybody's got their claims. Fuck.

Did you see that chick who just got kicked off an airplane because her tits were 22 pounds? Mary. Yeah, he interviewed her. You know her? Yeah, yeah. I interviewed her a while back, yeah. No way. She's had like 800 Instagrams since then.

She just gets deleted so much. But people loved her on the show. She's crazy. I would imagine so. Her tits weigh 22 pounds. then she just gets deleted so much but people loved her on the show she's crazy is yeah i mean i would imagine so her tits weigh 22 pounds well she has the gnarliest plastic surgery for sure i've ever seen anyone ever she could never sit in a regular airplane seat i don't know if that's what she was trying to do but yeah so she got kicked out just because it was like uh i think it was one of those like what she was wearing type deals i think i'll check it because i i

understand if they're like well you can't sit in this little thing here yeah i mean depending on what she's wearing she looks like walking pornography right right biggest ass you've ever seen like yeah you usually when it's like you know it's like a girl in like a biker shorts and like a tank top and they get kicked off like come on but something like that i almost understand where it's like what do we do i got you even yeah you're sitting next to a kid and your tits are like on top of his head no yeah there's definitely like a certain level of plastic surgery where it feels like really inappropriate for you to even be in any circumstance like being society i mean you can't be at denny's like if you're there are kids at denny's you can't be there looking like i don't want to be mean or anything it just looks like you know you're uh like from a movie or something it's great no she

knows what's going on she has mirrors yeah She knows that this is a whole thing. But she loves her look. She wants to go even crazier. That's that body that's more of it, right? I think it's dangerous at some point, no? Oh, for sure. Being such a lame dad, I'm like, this is dangerous to get big tits.

I mean, you look at her tits and it feels like if you were to prick it with a pin, the skin has been stretched so far that it's like, how could this sustain itself? That kind of shit, you got to go like shady doctors too like regular doctors don't do that right

I don't know who's doing that yeah I don't think so they definitely don't care about her whoever they are she lives in like the middle of fucking nowhere in Canada too

oh she's Canadian yeah I figured she'd be you know like that I would have never in a million years guessed that person was a Canadian

never she's not eating maple syrup she can't be Canadian has having the baby like changed changed any of your business or mindset or anything like that? I feel like that's the hardest thing for regular people who are not in the adult business or whatever. A lot of it is hard for them to understand or comprehend. But then when you have a family and kids are involved is when people are like, well, how does that work?

Well, I mean, we've completely separated our lives. So I bought a completely different house so that I can go be like this hot fantasy lady that I'm playing for the Internet. And then when I'm at home, I can be mom. But I feel like the biggest difference since I've had her is just that I'm so much more efficient with my time. Before, I was like, if a girl was going to come over at two, she'd be like, can I come at 4? I'd be like, sure, whatever. We got nap time. We got feeding. I got 1 to 5. I'll be home for good night. I'm always making it home

for bedtime. How far are these houses? They're like 15 minutes away from each other, yeah. But I feel like just being more efficient has been a lot more important to me, just so I can get the most time with her. Yeah. Because a lot of these porn girls are pretty flaky. They love to show up an hour too late and with us it's like oh you're gonna be an hour late no it's not happening and i'm probably never gonna fuck with you again

because you just completely ruined my fucking schedule for the day and i just don't have the leeway like me getting started as a podcaster was like me hanging out at my studio for like eight hours and if they didn't show up then okay maybe they'll come the next day like i was just i was just in the lab like just trying to get shit done and now I just don't have that luxury they pretty much have to be

on the schedule and you guys have also reached a point where it's like you have the luxury of being like no fucking get here on time or you're out

you know when you're on the come up or you're trying to succeed you'll you'll you know okay come whenever I'll do you know I just need the views

I just need you to be on there well there's so many moving pieces now too it's like before it was just you you were running the podcast completely by yourself but if someone wants to just do the podcast at a different time you just like call the entire team yeah how'd you guys meet she dm me she was a fan yeah okay is that true i liked one of your interviews with dylan francis She don't even listen to rap like that. But I interviewed like one EDM DJ and she's just in my DMs hitting on me. And I was like, what did I say? I'm like, what are you buying me a drink?

Buy me a drink. I had since deleted those DMs because I was so embarrassed. But then I lost my Instagram. So there's no point anyways. But like, I am so glad that I don't have to see that conversation. And at that point, what were you doing? I was like working at a social media company

just helping other girls get big on Instagram like a small startup no shit so you were helping other girls get big yeah despite knowing

like what you look like and everything I wasn't really thinking about it that way until I was like scouting for girls on Instagram and then they would

come to the house and I would be like wait is that not the makeup artist that's the girl and then I was like ohouting for girls on Instagram and then they would come to the house and I would be like, wait, is that not the makeup artist? That's the girl. And then I was like, Oh, I can do this too.

I can do this too. Okay. You know, where you always, I mean, obviously that's a big switch though to become like, you know, boyaristic and all that shit.

Fantasy. Yeah. No, it didn't come super easily. It was like, you know, scared to post my first photo just in a bathing suit on Instagram. And I took things very slowly.

It was like, maybe I'll take a picture of my boobs. But it was more that the fans I had accrued on Instagram, 25K or whatever it was at the time, were like, what's your private Snapchat? And that's how I found out what a private Snapchat was. And then I just did a calculation of if I actually stop my job and do this instead, it would be way more lucrative

and I could totally support myself yeah and then she starts doing it and like two days later she's like i'm gonna make thirty thousand dollars this month and i was like what the fuck like i had like because when she asked me like should i start a private snapchat i'm like nobody's gonna pay you five dollars it was thirty dollars back then no one was charging five dollars a month because i'm saying point hub is free why the fuck i didn't realize that you know yes like that's what people a lot of people view it that way but it's also like you think about all the things that people spend money on of course they'll also spend it on sex right or viewings or watching

what i'm saying you know and if if there's some girl that you've been like jerking off to the same five scenes of her on porn hub for the past few years, if you cop her OnlyFans, you're going to get to see her doing all kinds of stuff. I think a lot of people kind of get stuck in that mentality porn-wise of like, I go on these free sites. Whereas the real porn fans are like, no, I have the OnlyFans and I'm in this forum where they tell you what scenes I should buy, what scenes I should request in the DMs. Well, even think about the people you follow follow like influencers and shit who are not in porn people get like addicted to that like i just want to see them cook dinner i want to see them yeah whatever and it's like and then this version you get to watch them have sex yeah and it's like none of the girls who were doing private snapchat were working for companies back then at least that

i was aware of and so it was like that was the only way like if you wanted to see her naked you had to pay the 30 bucks for the snapchat you weren't gonna go on browsers.com and find her there right you know and so it was it was it was a really easy way to make money yeah yeah do you think that there's do you think that the only fans like the craze the error whatever we want to call it, is going to eventually get rid of the embarrassment of it, of paying for porn. And I say that because it happened to me yesterday where I had a credit card. It's a credit card I very rarely use.

And so it's not like there aren't a bunch of intermittent charges of regular things. But one of the things it's connected to is OnlyFans. So I got fraud on it, and I had to call, and he's like, all right, we're just going to go through some of the charges. And he's like, was the Venmo attempt last night you? And I was like, yes, that actually was me.

And he's like, was the this thing you? I was like, yes, that was me. And he's like, were these three charges at Walmart you? And I was like, no, those weren't me. And he's like, okay. And then he's like, how about Only only fans only fans i was like yeah yeah yeah yeah those are all me dude if we're done with the walmart's then we're done with this conversation and we can be done okay you know i feel like there is a little bit like less

embarrassment or at least understanding i used to hate going to the bank because they pull up your account they see that you're a pretty young girl and they're like so what do you do and I hate having this conversation but last time I went to the bank the guy was like so is it okay

if I ask what you're doing I was like OnlyFans and he was like okay conversation over like yeah

cause he's also asking cause he knows maybe maybe not I don't know but like yeah I was like okay I don't have to

explain myself anymore you know so I mean the money is so wild. I feel like everybody knows somebody now where it's like, that girl from high school decided to just do it and now makes

$50,000 a month. Once you hear some of the numbers, it's like, well, I don't care. Do you think there's any chance it slows down? It's definitely slowed down for a lot of people. It's just kind of become more like who's A, actually popping, who's actually hot enough that they really have a fan base that wants to support them like that.

And then also who's making better and better quality content because with Plug Talk, our thing, we spend a lot of fucking money on the production. It looks just as good as real porn. Dude, the pictures you guys have are fucking so sick. the the initial pics but you're like we just put a lot of time and energy into the aesthetic of it because we feel like you know there's a lot of girls who are making six figures a month and their production costs them twenty dollars a month and it's like at a certain point why not just like hire real cameramen and get really good lights

and really like try to discuss it every week like how do we make this look better etc so i think it's it's gonna be like a thing where it's just kind of sink or swim like yeah i feel like that will be the new way it does is like creating formats so do you think almost like like um kind of where you started a podcast and the next thing you know you have this network do you think that plug talk might be like that where like you started your show and then eventually you guys have your employees yeah you're the next browsers there's these two girls that we uh we're working on our next like podcast within the plug talk network there's this girl sky brie who we recently signed our management company but she she was like a fan.

She had been DMing me for like a couple of years. And then finally she came and did the Patreon on No Jumper and took her tits out and everybody thought she was great. I come home. My girl's been, you know, cleaning, scrubbing the floor with steel wool. And I'm like, I met this girl tonight. She's down for us to manage her. She's super fucking hot.

We got to do it. And she's just like, she's got like oil on on her face she's got her hair up in a rag she's just like you're coming home you hit me with this shit i was a little like wait what at first but then i saw her and i was able to you know compartmentalize the business from what he was saying to me because i do you know i still have my jealous moments i was gonna say does it ever affect you uh like relationship wise or you ever just like i mean only early relationship where i was like not sure what our real true status was but not anymore and uh i mean me and sky text like all the time where it's not like a thing so we managed her and she just absolutely blew up based on that story of the target thing which is a true story her and her best friend

this girl can you quickly tell the target oh the target story so basically uh that girl sky she was working at target for three years she got the offer to be on the no jumper patreon because it's pre-plug talk she quits her job flies to la comes on the show gets butt naked we all loved her thought she had such a great personality and she's super hot and so then like we just basically told her like we want to sign you stay out here do content with us all the time etc and then we we kind of faked it we went to a target and we pretended that she was like bringing an order out to our car yeah and that tick tock blew up and like all of a sudden her income on only fans like a hundred times what it was at before and now we got her working with like all the top porn people and stuff like that and now we got her working with like all the top porn people

and stuff like that and now we got her doing this podcast on the plug talk network where her and her friend rara nups aka rochelle they are interviewing male porn talent together so they can like kind of get into these dudes minds and then fuck them at the end it's just like the reverse the reverse yeah and we're just trying to like do stuff like that. Experiment different things on TikTok. Interesting. I wonder if that has the same effect because male porn stars and female porn stars

obviously have very different fan bases in a way, you know what I mean? We always joke that we're, like, I'll search a male porn star before I search a female porn star sometimes. Really? Just because I... I haven't got that far with it.

Who are you searching? I didn't say before. I said occasionally. Oh, no. It'll happen. I'm not... I'll for sure... I'll for sure...

Because I know what I'm getting with certain dudes. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, I'll search a girl's name on Pornhub and then I'll see that she did a scene

with this guy and I'll be like, okay, yeah. Because you know you're going to get some... Well, if I can see her get fucked with a dick the size of this thing and like fucking

10 of them taped together then yeah that's interesting to me what's fucking real weird is knowing you doing podcasts with you and all that shit and then you watch plug talk and it's like well that's weird that's Adam I could understand his dicks

out that's bizarre I'm looking Adam. I could understand that. His dick's out. That's bizarre. I'm looking at all these tattoos on your stomach. I get comments about that every day. Like, if you were fucking someone else, I would watch. But I can't watch Adam, my favorite podcast. I can't watch his dick. So that dude that I hired. I understand that.

The guy I hired from North Dakota, Flacco, he came into the office having watched every episode of Plug Talk. And he thinks that all the no jumper employees have seen it too and they're all like we're not like we have known him for years we're not trying to watch him fuck and he's like for real like like they're crazy because he thought that this was like a job requirement now he's the only one who's watched every fucking i don't know maybe some of them have secretly it, but none of them are admitted to it. That's fucking funny. Dude, speaking of No Jumper, the clip, I forget when you posted it, but the chick with the

noose tattoo, I've gone back to watch that clip a hundred times. You missed this one? It is. Her face is so genuinely surprised. It did not register that a noose has some bad implications. Yeah, she has like a big ass noose on her leg or something. And I said, so like, you never thought that maybe some people would find that offensive? What did she say it was?

It was for like... It was for Robin Williams. Yeah. Right. But then when you... Hang loose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or cut loose with a...

I don't know. I'm terrible with movies. But she was thinking about it as like a suicide thing, which I guess I understand. Well, but then you were like maybe i forget who the who you're my co-host ad who is black he's sitting there and he's just like yep yeah noose that's pretty fucked up he's just like don't like that but the crazy thing is she had not even right thought of it that's almost why i i don't even i guess i blame her for being like ignorant about it but she wasn't being she was genuinely like,

oh my God, I didn't even think of that. And then it's like, well, now what do you do? But then she dropped she tried to kill herself by hanging herself. Right. And then AD was like, well, all right then. That's a tough story that you have to tell to every single person who sees a tattoo now. But now that I follow her and I see her story on a consistent basis, I feel like she's probably had many suicide attempts and that that was just one of them and i'm sure there's been many instruments of uh attempted death so so even

you're still shocked by by this him yeah oh every day i'm like close your mouth don't talk like that around my daughter it's real i'm just telling the truth what i mean no jumper's unbelievable because there is i mean the internet is so far and wide, and you will get people on there that are fucking crazy, wild, dangerous, you know, whatever, where there's, I don't know, very few other shows that are willing to have some of those people or some of that subject matter or whatever it is. But you'll do all of it. Yeah.

I mean, but I feel like a lot of the things that do the best are the people that are the most unexpected and raw. And they seem like they could have been hanging out on the street corner 20 minutes before. And then even some of the huge name rappers that I interview, but they're like 38. And they have a nice, safe, healthy home life. Their life is great. They're balanced. They have a good thing going.

People are not dying to see them. They're interviewed a lot of the time. But the dude who has the fucking gang that he has beef with tattooed on his forehead, yeah, they're really interested in that. Wasn't there one recently where you were cooking crack? So. Let me explain. Yeah, please explain. This was a couple years ago. YG hits me up, and he had just signed this artist D3 from the Nickerson Gardens,

which is like a really legendary famous blood hood in Los Angeles. I say, okay. I pull up with a couple of the guys. We roll up. They're all just hanging out outside in the projects or whatever. And this is like one of the most dangerous places you go in L.A., and if you're not from there and you go there, you probably will die. And so I felt very lucky to be invited into this environment.

And the guys kind of tell me right away, they're like, yo, so we got an idea. We're going to cook crack for the vlog. And I'm like, so you're actually going to cook crack? He's like, no. We got candle wax and we got all this shit that looks like crack, right? And we start filming it. And then when we go to edit it, the problem is that it really looks like crack, and I'm thinking that the YouTube algorithm

is not going to necessarily understand that it's not crack. So we blurred it out in the video, which actually probably did way more to make people think it was crack because you can't see it. If you showed it, then some crack expert is going to say that is not crack. The crack expert. But then the weird thing is that like i it might have been a year later or however long but then like a bunch of

dudes get indicted from that area and they for selling crack and they're trying to put it on me and it's like well i didn't witness any actual crack because we're playing make-believe over here leave me alone that's a hard i mean we saw that uh saw that with Gunna and the dudes who just caught a case. I'm too washed out. Young Thug, YSL, yeah. Right. But, you know, like, direct lyrics being like, you know, that body's on me. And then it's like, well, no, I was just saying that for the song.

But any rapper who... It's actually interesting legally, like, how that plays out. Any rapper who gets charged with a crime at this point in time, they could easily find some lyrics that match up with it you know like that's what i mean like gonna one of the bars that they're holding against him as he said like we got a hundred round we got 10 hundred round choppers to me that is the most generic rap line i've ever heard the translation is i have guns right like 90 of rappers throughout time have had a lyric that basically is like i have a fire a bunch of guns. Yeah.

And like this is being treated literally like, no, these are the exact guns that he has in his possession. And it's like, this is a real stretch. Because any rapper would say that. And maybe, honestly, Gunna has a lot of money. Maybe he does. But like 99% of rappers, when they say that, they're lying. Right.

It's all. You don't have one. You never have ten. Right. Who have you come across that is mainstream that you think really lives that life, is like the realist? Mainstream?

I don't know. We're not going to know. I'm sure there's plenty of guys you've talked to. At a certain point, even the most gangster dude is going to hire some fucking security. And maybe he's still got a couple of his homies from back in the day.

And maybe they're holding pistols and they could catch a body that's not 100% legal. But, I mean, rap is a weird thing because it's like a lot of the most popular rappers are 100% lying about everything. But then a lot of the most popular rappers are pretty much telling you the exact truth about it. And you see that all the time where somebody like Pooh Shiesty blows up. He's like the hottest rapper of last year. And now he's doing like eight years or something for shooting people and it's just like a lot of these rappers get caught in this weird between being anonymous and being famous there's

this like gray area where a lot of guys haven't really figured out like oh you can't roll around in a lamborghini with a draco on you yeah you're gonna get in a lot of trouble but they don't they don't like have that much time to figure it out. And then it's like, no, boom, eight year sentence before you even get a chance to really be famous. Or even somebody like Bobby Shmurda, they go back and they find all these shootings that they say that you were involved with from before you were even famous, and then

they grill your ass over that shit. It's fun watching him enjoy life and just live it up. I have never met or been around anybody in my entire life who has that kind of energy. It blew my fucking mind. And he's smoking weed all day, so I feel like he would really be giving off tweaker vibes if he wasn't getting high.

I don't know what it would be like at all. He was amazing. And so you stay separate from a lot of the No Jumper stuff? It's like plug talk with you two and then... I mean, I feel bad because he'll come home and he'll be like, did you see what happened in the news no but i think that's better but some oh sometimes he gives me like you didn't hear about that and i'm like i'm like trying to be online as little as possible these days i like really want to get some a place where i can like have like maybe a two hour screen time and so i'm just trying to like oh my god i wish i wish right

it would be it would be great. Because I know I would feel better if I did that, but then just get stuck in that mode. But yeah, he'll come home and he'll be like, you don't know about this? And I'm like, I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. For half the people you talk about, I have no idea who they are.

Yeah, I mean, you talk to fucking everybody at this point. Half the people that I interview. Big, small, famous, not, whatever. If you were to ask me two years from now about them, I would be like, oh yeah. Yeah, I did talk to that person. So it's like, I you were to ask me two years from now about them i would be like oh yeah yeah i honestly interviewed so many people that i will see somebody six months after i interviewed them and be like oh like like you know like it's sometimes it's really hard to like process having this much information in my head but honestly i've kind of learned that i am an

asshole that way and i have to like kind of hold back on it because i'll what meaning that like not everyone knows. Yeah. In the group chat, somebody will be like, oh, look, like so-and-so got shot. And my first reaction is to be like, that was two hours ago, dickhead. Yeah. I could never tell him news first. Right.

If I break news to him first, I feel so accomplished. That's some old school internet shit where you take pride in being first. Yes. I'm the same way. We have a lot of that, too, with like, yeah yeah do you see this viral video this funny video it's like yeah we put that on the website four days ago right like well but i've also found it weird like if somebody you're dating or even your family or friends whatever knows everything it's almost hard you know a normal thing is come home and let me tell you about work honey

and when you know everything that i already did because you followed it all, it's like, well, this is weird. Yeah, I used to listen to the consistent No Jumper show that's just him and all his co-hosts every Tuesday night. 6 p.m. 6 p.m. But now it's right during bedtime. So I'll try to catch the end of it. But I feel a little bad that I know so little about what's going on at No Jumper. But then it comes on and tells me.

Yeah, that's good. If you knew, we had nothing to talk about. I take pride in that, honestly, though, because I feel like anybody can do celebrity news

and have some amount of a foothold, but whereas when we do a whole episode where we're talking about inter-office politics and I'm like, 300,000 people

just watched us fucking diss the kid who's been working there for two weeks. That's sick. Yeah, you put up fucking numbers, man. That's the stuff I'm interested in watching the most. That's usually, I mean, we find that here at Barstool. Inside Barstool shit, who's dating who, who's in trouble with the boss, who did something

stupid, who, you know, got a hit piece written about him, whatever. That's what people want to see. My brother-in-law, Josh, told me to tell you guys that I was Team Hank. Yeah. I don't know what that means. Yeah, yeah. That was the latest drama. A couple who was dating here.

They broke up. Another person started dating her. Certain teams were, you know, lines were drawn. Things were said. It was fucking dramatic. HR must really have their hands full here. I don't know that we have one. We had HR for like a quick minute, then I think they quit like all of them.

And I think there's not only I say all of them. It was like a couple maybe like let's say there was four people and they all quit. And then I think we just didn't like back. I think we were just like, well, we're done with that. Yeah. So many employees do not have HR. You're goddamn right. I should be saying it makes me feel a lot better about not having HR.

I mean, Plug Talk has like two employees. No, no, no. I think I'm trying to cover our asses here. I don't think we have HR. It's a joke. We have HR. Yeah, all right, all right. Yeah, no, Zach told us we have HR.

We're good. They're just understated. We had to do some training this year, i was like because i i had a normal desk job before all this and then when we had to do like job training quizzes and hr shit i was like fuck it has all come full circle and i'm back at one of those jobs but i just didn't do that never heard from them anyway so i don't think we have hr so i think we're still going strong over here uh so i mean i get oh this by the way the way. This is some shit right here. So we, how do you call it?

Kendama. Kendama. K-E-N-D-A-M-A. So a few years ago, one of the guys we worked with had, it was just a stick with a cup and a ball. It wasn't the cross and all that. It was just a cup. Okay. A lot of cultures have their own version throughout the past thousand years.

So we just called it the Ball and Cup. That was the game. Ball and Cup League. And the idea was everybody gets one shot per day around the office. You get one chance. If it goes in, it doesn't go in. And then something happened. Like whoever made the most got a chance to how many times in a row you could do it.

Whatever it may be. It was like a big deal in our office if you got it in a couple times in a row. And then I started to see your videos. This motherfucker does like dance routines with flying in the air. I am. I'm not shit. But we sponsor a bunch of dudes who are like unreal with this shit. Like our YouTube channel for the condama stuff.

If you guys want to insert a clip or whatever. I mean, it's just like crazy as fuck. I just had friends who were into it, who got into it. Because in the BMX world and the skate world, it's kind of a thing. Because it's kind of the same mentality as doing a trick on a bike or a skateboard where you have this pretty plain device and you just think up some crazy creative thing and you learn one position on it and then all of a sudden you're combining that with 10 other things. I don't know. It just kind of captured me for a while.

So you just picked that up as a kid when you were doing BMX and shit and just fucking around? No, but I didn't get into it until probably like six years ago, five years ago. And then we started making them because we were selling them out at the store. And then we started sponsoring a team. And then we're making all these videos and stuff. So we kind of like this is the signature model for this dude, Wyatt Bray, who's like one of the best condom dudes in the world. And we just like have him out filming videos. It's wild

how many ways there are to make money and make and make a name and and you know this is not a great way to make money but at least i thought you're out here slinging these but it's cool as shit and honestly like we made one that was a combination uh with raw uh the the rolling paper company where you could like actually like put the joint in and smoke out of it and stuff so we kind of try to do like the collectible well all right so you do you know that's like the passion project and then you have the porn which is the most profitable thing that has ever existed in the world and uh this is exactly what i'm talking about i have a lot of things in my life that i'm like oh like i want to put time and effort into that but this porn thing not to mention the rap thing are like 10 000 times

more profitable than like anything i'm ever else ever gonna think of so it's kind of like i i'm but there's so many things i am passionate about like with the bmx stuff i'm trying to like hire people to just make more content in that regard since i can't really like be out there riding bikes but i do love it so much that it's like even if i have to run the bmx side of things at like a break-even point for a while or whatever it is, then like, you know. That's the beauty of it all. You're passionate currently about more things

than I've ever been passionate about. Yeah, you got a lot of passions, bro. This is how I feel. I'm like, why do you like so much stuff? I'm so, I'm jealous. And I'll be there like doing my Legos, listening to a podcast, and he's like, this is what you want to do?

Yeah, I want to fucking do some legos i'm not doing anything i'm just staring i'm just yeah look i'm just ruining my posture i just sit like this oh i ruined my posture during legos and like but i have to like physically stop myself from getting into more things like i took off i took off a week in a couple weeks or like in a month so i can go play the main event the world serieser, which is like impossible for me to justify in my head, like actually doing this with my time because it makes no fucking sense. But it's like, there's just so many things I want to do and it's so fucking hard. I think that's crazy.

Well, I think you play in the World Series of Poker. You can make content out of that. People want to follow you. And like, God forbid. I mean, imagine if you actually did good. It's a $10,000 tournament that if you do good, it takes like two weeks. Granted, you can win like $10 million if you win first. But it's like you're playing against all the best players in the fucking world.

It's like for me to go and maybe spend two weeks on a $10,000 poker tournament when I could go into the office and just boom, $10,000 over and over doing content. The first time I went to meet him in his house, he was watching an old, like, 20-year-old poker game on his laptop. And then the last three World Series of poker, you've been saying, do you want to go? So you just need to go and you need to not think about what you're not doing. Could you imagine if you were at, like, the final table and that guy, who's the guy in ESPN

with the glasses who's, like, the poker analyst, you know what I'm talking about? He's, like, the most, like, dorky guy. But just imagine, you know, being, like, it's, you know, like the most dorky guy. I don't know. But just imagine being like, it's like Phil Hellmuth over here, and then Adam 22. Here's the bio on what he does. It's a little show called Plug Talk.

I'm pretty well studied. As long as Phil Hellmuth isn't able to look into my soul and see exactly how I feel, I feel like I could do pretty all right. Yeah, but that's what those dudes do, right? Yeah, in theory. Hopefully they're falling off.'re falling off they're old as shit yeah yeah yeah and so and plug talk uh we're you know just keep plugging away pun intended like is there yeah you know i'm trying we're trying to expand i having chetchik on number one is

crazy because i'm gonna say like who is your your number one white whale guest well we just had this girl violet myet Myers, on yesterday. That was huge. Do you pick the girls? People are really excited about that. Both pick? We kind of both pick, yeah. But a lot of it is just girls we've already worked with.

Angela White is my ultimate favorite. She'll just make you think that she is absolutely in love with you. I'll send her a girl's Twitter or Instagram. I'll DM girls and be like, hey, you down to do this? They'll say yes. I send it to her. Are you down? She says no. I'm like, oh, sorry. How often do you say you veto?

Out of 10. Out of 10? Maybe like one, to be honest. So that girl sucks then. He won't send me a girl that he doesn't think I'm attracted to. But I feel like the bougiest motherfucker in the world because I will have dudes that I'm actually friends with hit me up and be like yo i got this girl she's smoking hot

she wants to do plug talk i'll look at her and like objectively my my heterosexual brain will be like yeah i'll fuck the shit out of that girl if i was just a regular guy but this is like look at my track list here like we got fucking on the podcast like we're going crazy i can't have her little 4 000 follower ass on here for me it's not even that like the other day we got sent a girl that was 22 but looked 12 and i was like i cannot like i cannot do it i just i won't be turned on so so you'll you're saying no based on your like sexual preference you're saying no on business or even like okay if they're gonna be an unknown they have to be so hot we have to like so believe that they're gonna move the needle for us right right that it's like you know that's just like a big decision to make and it's like a lot of guys think

that like the hottest girl at the bar in their town is the hottest girl yeah and she's actually not even close like realistically like that's the weird thing with plug talk is I'm such a horny guy that my whole life I've been able to look at girls who are objectively threes or fours and still find them hot. And now with plug talk, I have to actually really drill down into what is her market value? How much could she actually bring in? And there's so many data points of like looks personality like tits ass etc like just so many things that you have to calculate you know like together and i've been wrong we've signed girls that realistically we didn't really do shit for them because they just weren't popping enough for people to go crazy for them and then

we've signed girls where it was like a massive just explosion you know have you ever said no based on like jealousy or like you're pretty confident in yourself to be like nah I can't even think of a girl that would like make me jealous right now I mean I would say no

there's like two or three girls I could think of that like talked shit about me early when I came into the game that like maybe I'd be like i don't feel comfortable with her because i'm like she's just like it seems like a hater but it's not really like a jealousy issue it's more like do i want you in my space sure kind of thing but yeah it's a lot different also to be like yeah i'll do a podcast with that girl or something but we'll have sex with that yeah i mean i got the stomach bug for 24 hours and i fully sent him to do plug talk on his own, which I never thought that day would come. But I just felt so impartial to it.

I was like, whatever. I can't show up. I already knew the girl. I'd already hung out tons of times with her. She had a boyfriend. I was like, I don't want to hear about it. I didn't want to hear about it. I didn't want to know.

You're not going to see it, but you're okay with it. But I promoted the scene. I was like, you know know business has to be done she flew in from vegas so i wasn't gonna play on her all about that business girl um and uh yeah but i did feel so weird doing that because i'm so used to the audio it's like that you just go on your own and fuck that girl on camera i won't be mad i promise i mean honestly it just felt like i had just gone back in time to like being a single dude because I didn't have her by my side. Normally, the pressure is so low.

And then all of a sudden, I'm sitting on the couch before we film it, and I'm like, damn. So I have to actually establish some rapport with you. This is fucking weird, dude. She does the work for you all the time. Normally, I fuck the girl first, and then Adam will come in. But you had to just go. That must have been so weird for you. But yeah, a lot of the audience members were like, oh, it's weird when Lena's not there.

Like we feel bad. Like we feel like we're cheating. Would the roles ever reverse if the situation was changed? No, no, no. Are you not interested in that either? For the $5 million flight purse? I mean, I feel like it could be like a fun thing to swing with him. Like I could see us getting old and that could be like a fun thing for us.

But do I actually care? You wouldn't call yourself swingers? No. You just have threesomes. We just have threesomes, yeah. We've never done anything with another dude. We actually were debating that the other day, because there's all this shit on TikTok about the upside down pineapple.

You see all that? What's that? It's like, I'm surprised you don't know about it. The pineapple? It's like a symbol, a signal, if you will. A lot of people will have like a little thing hanging on their door of their house it's a little tchotchke of a pineapple and if you turn it upside down or like a welcome mat and you flip the mat over so it's upside down uh a lot of people on

cruises will just like get up literal like a little pineapple of some sort and they turn it upside down that means like you can come fuck in our you know we're swingers and upside down means like we are swingers uh right side up means we are swingers upside down means like we are currently fucking in this room if you want to come in oh wow it used to be like a little secret thing now tiktok blew up so i don't know if they're gonna we've been talking about going to like a swingers party at sex party and seeing what that's like for a long time but we never really like i would like to do adventurous things with you like having sex at a sex party around other people. But, like, I really couldn't imagine us.

Would you be cool with it? Her and another dude? Yeah. Well, you see, I'm a hip-hop media personality. I'm going to be real with you. That is not going to go well with you. Even if there's, like, a part of my brain that would be kind of intrigued by it it's like no i just would not be comfortable with like the optics of it oh you are so right i did not think of that

you guys thought that i had done scenes with other people like that's what you already is so if i even like made a like a joke of a tiktok with johnny sins like let's make this fake tiktok it would be like it would be so bad for him you know and it's like it's never even happened but people just assume it's sure absolutely i mean yeah if you're beefing with somebody you're talking shit you're like there's so many times that i beef with someone on instagram and then they're like your wife's running around getting dicked down by all these other guys and it's like you sound like such a dick if you're like well no she isn't even though she's not you kind of almost have to just seed the ground there

in the argument because it's like, I'm not going to turn this argument into me arguing about what my girl does on camera or not, which is a weird feeling. Interesting, man. That's wild. Yeah, I mean, I would have thought that I thought you were just like a porn star in general.

Yeah, I mean, I still get messages from male talent all the time being like, hey, I'm coming to town. We should do a scene. It's like, I get that a lot of people are just not aware. They're just not. I feel like if you're in the industry you should know i don't know maybe they're just trying to see if they can yeah figure it out a lot of people aren't like 100 tuned in yeah you know because i mean i've had that happen i had a girl oh my god

this is so good it was having on the podcast there's this girl hot ass uh black chick from atlanta and i asked her because we had been dming or she followed me or whatever i asked her i'm like yo do you do boy girl and she goes what and i go like on camera do you do stuff with guys like with guys and she left me on red and then she finally comes to know jumper and i. And I realize, okay, number one, she doesn't do porn. Number two, she's dating my friend, Yak Gotti, who just got caught up in the YSL indictment. He signed a young thug. And so she puts me on the phone with him, and he's in jail.

And I'm like, bro, I'm sorry about asking your girlfriend if she does porn or not. He's like, it's all cool, my boy. But that kind of stuff happens. You can't know with a girl who has followers and has an OnlyFans now. It's like you kind of have to DM her and be weird and nosy. Be like, are you having sex on your OnlyFans? Do I have to subscribe to figure it out? Would you come on Pluck Talk?

Are you doing actual porn? Are you doing just dildos? You can't figure it out. We had a girl come in who was like pretty popping on Instagram and stuff. And she, she, I, her manager hit me and she said,

would you guys have her on plug talk? I said, yeah, sure. But then I talked to her and she's like, I don't really want to do the scene with her, but maybe we can get another guy to fuck her. So I say to the manager,

I say, does she have a male talent that she prefers to work with? She recommends a certain guy. I'm like, okay, cool. They, we fully, and I even said it again i'm like so for the record she knows this was like a full guy on girl scene and maybe i wasn't specific enough maybe you said they're gonna have sex i saw the email and they show up and the guy just says like because he's like famous on instagram for playing a violin what you'd probably recognize him but uh. And then he's just like, so how's this going to work?

Because I don't have sex on camera. And we're all just staring at each other. And what the fuck? Giving the manager the death eyes. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And that happens all the time. Not that specific situation. People get confused.

You had a violin player come by and you thought he was going to fuck on camera? He has an OnlyFans. And he has all these photos with hot OnlyFans girls. I think there are zero people who play the violin and fuck on camera. I would have thought that until him. I would have thought that until I realized his whole little thing he got going on. I thought for sure he was fucking on camera too. Because one time I was at a party and he was there.

And it's like 5 p.m. He's like, I got to drive down to San Diego. I gotta go work with this girl for my OnlyFans. So I'm thinking in my head, you must be fucking her. Who the fuck is driving four hours in the middle of a Saturday to just go film a little skit for your Instagram or whatever. I'm thinking he's gotta

be fucking her. And then I find out, no, he's literally driving four hours to do an Instagram skit with her and his violin. Bro, like I said, there's a lot of ways to make money. You're like the cool guy in high school or college. You're driving all that way to not fuck? You're just going to hang out, bro? What are you, a pussy?

I bet he's fucking. He's just not putting it on camera. The way you specified on camera is like, okay, at least there's something going on here with the violin. You're fucking getting... If there are girls out there who are fucking because of your violin play... I mean, I guess I just took my cap. Oh, dude.

No, that's happening. I just don't think it's happening on camera. There's girls sucking dick for weed, so, I mean, they'll do anything. And your family and everything when this came out was like when the... What did you say? The family found out from going viral? Yeah, I mean... do they avoid talking about it yeah it's just you're happy we just don't talk about it yeah they're happy for me they see that i have like a normal stable relationship i think in the beginning it was like porn you're gonna be homeless you're gonna be a

drug addict and all the stigmas and all these years later it's it's like it's like i'm buying you a house you're good her grandma thinks I'm just rich as shit. So I like to lean into that and just kind of convince the whole family that she's actually broke. Yeah, my grandma's like, she has no idea at all. I'm sure she thinks that you just pay for my life. Let's stick with that. That makes me feel like a big, strong man. You're a fraud.

All right, let's pop next to where we'll do Answer the Internet on YouTube. But tell the people, I mean, there's no jumper on YouTube. There's a Patreon there as well, right? Patreon.com slash no jumper. We got a different girl on there every week. And then OnlyPlugTalk.com is the only fans. If you want to see all of our episodes, what do we got, like 40 now? A lot. OnlyPlugTalk.com. is the only fans if you want to see all of our episodes what do we got like 40 now a lot

onlyplugtalk.com it's an interesting like you're the first one I know that does it where it's like a podcast mixed with we're just waiting

to see somebody else do it yeah I mean probably under the barstool roof yeah we get Alex Cooper back you guys can go yeah

you'll have some competition then what's up Dave doing man what the fuck you got going on I'm always saying how at this point I'm like I don't even

I just like the beginning of the porn where they're talking and all that shit and then you go yeah I'm like I'm joking but not really joking

about it it's like a 2% joke yeah it's like yeah right 90% truth you know just sitting on the bed talking who do you fuck

how do you fuck blah blah blah and then like plug talk comes out and I was like shit this is like exactly what I like but again it's so fucking weird that you do it i'm like uh you guys else go watch it other people watch it all right thank you guys all right big thanks to adam and lena um yeah i mean like i said in a different life man

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