KFC Radio - Annie Lederman, Kaz & Lowkey, Leftover Garbage, and He's Dating His Step Sister

Episode Date: October 8, 2020

-Subscribe, Rate, and Leave a Review! -Is taking home leftovers from a restaurant a garbage person move? -AITA Thursday -Revealing the Meaning of a Childs Name -Not Joining His Wife in the Delivery Room -Dating His Stepsister -Voicemails -Past Relationship Tattoos -Sex Injuries -The Kevin System/ The John System (01:12:00) Annie Lederman joins the show! We hang out for an hour discussing her rise in comedy, hanging out in Whitneyland, going on Joe Rogan, and a bunch of things that I'm pretty sure would get flagged if I typed them into a podcast description. (02:04:30) Kaz & Lowkey join the show! We talk about how everyone rallied around The Last Dance during quarantine, being a New York sports fan, and we dive deep into who we would want to see in a Verzuz Rap Battle. Let us know what you think on Twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @Feitsbarstool @AnnieLederman @Kazeem @LowKeyUHTN Subscribe to our Youtube for Daily Clips: Youtube.com/c/KFCRadio Latest Merch: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/kfc-radio Links to hear more of Annie Lederman: Twitter: https://twitter.com/annielederman Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/annielederman/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/annielederman Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/meanspiration-with-annie-lederman/id1475056491 Links to hear more of Kaz & Lowkey Kaz: Tw: https://twitter.com/Kazeem IG: https://www.instagram.com/kazeem/ Lowkey: Tw: https://twitter.com/LowKeyUHTN IG: https://www.instagram.com/lowkeyuhtn/ Say Less with Kaz & Lowkey Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/KazeemYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. You're in a girl's supergroup now. How did that happen? The Wendyland crew is a fucking... They are... You guys are scary. You're like a gang that I would not fuck with. I'm gonna brand myself. I'm just going to show up with my pussy, like, smelling like burning meat. Just like, that's like Whitney.

And she'll be like, ew. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network we got a big monster episode for you it's going to be a big one our last episode was like 3 hours right? how long did it end up being Nick? 2 hours 22 minutes that's not crazy

so today we got 2 guests for you actually 3 guests total But two different We've got Kaz and Lowkey Kaz is one of my favorite dudes in the whole industry Kaz is awesome He's just a friend of mine at this point Really nice cat Met him when I did Flagrant 2

And now he's out on his own Doing a show called Say Less With his boy Lowkey So we had a real good talk with them About basketball and hip hop And sports And just the state of podcasting and whatnot. And then we have one of the funniest comics in the game today, Annie Letterman, who is.

Annie's awesome. Annie's one of those ones where, like, Annie comes on the show and comes in so hot that, like, you try to match her. Yeah, which is great. Annie's the kind of person who's going to get you in trouble. I love that. I love that. And it's like, but you can't get in trouble because it's like if she's saying it you could say you know we're all good we're clear she's one of the last uh you know little last bastions of of fucking letting it rip and uh we had a good conversation with her about you know

being a female comic and funny for a girl and our girls funny. And meanwhile, I mean, she's fucking funny. Question has been asked and answered and with her fucking like kidnapped dog. A wild interview. So a couple of good ones there. We also got some shit up on the YouTube for you right now. One thing I learned is now on the YouTube. The next episode will be out October 21st and next episode of Behind the

Blog, the triumphant return for Behind the Blog with Hard Factor Pat. Pat is one of the most interesting men in the world, from music to movies to his style to the way he looks, the way he acts, where he lives. One of the better

stories here at Barstool Sports. And we covered everything in his life. I'm not sure if there was any stone unturned. I don't know if there was anything he left out about his life that maybe... When's this out? This will be out on October 14th. So I think we talked about every single thing in Pat's life that could have been considered monumental or interesting and changed him in any way.

We talked about all of it. Nothing we left out. And then of course it's Thursday, so we'll get into Am I the Asshole and our voicemails. But first we've got to talk about a problem, an epidemic, if you will. A pandemic sweeping. It has been sweeping through this world for many years now, and it's a trash one. We're going to poor shame today. We're going to trash it today, as we should. One of my favorite things to do.

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always a struggle so if i just have a constant monthly delivery of new clothes for them i might be i might be all set so go to stitchfix.com slash kf and get that 25% off when you keep the first box. What I'm about to say is going to ruffle some feathers. Already has on social media. People are barking at me, complaining about it because they're trash. I'm shocked this is shocking. Yeah, well, it is. If you take home leftovers from the restaurant, in the words of our buddy Kevin Ryan from the RU Garbage podcast, you're an animal.

It's called a doggy bag for a reason, folks. You're an animal. You're a dog. You're a human. I heard, I once shared this take, and people told me it was disrespectful to not take it home. Because you're like, you're poo-pooing the chef. And I said, I'll poo-poo right on the chef's fucking face. I don't give a shit. If you take home like a

fucking styrofoam bag. People are going to be so mad about this. I don't fucking care. You're garbage. You're a trash human being. I don't even think it's up for debate. I was stunned. People were stunned by it. You are definitively a piece of shit. I don't think you're a piece of shit.

I think, I know, I think you are. I don't think it's like you're a bad person for it. Yes, you are. I think you are. You're a bad person. You're an evil person. You are not respected in your community. Do you never do it?

Never. See, I will do it, but I just admit that when I'm doing it, I'm being trash. Here are the times I will do it. It's really only one time. When I go to a Japanese steakhouse, I love that food, and they give me just so much of it. Never been. Never been? Never been to a Japanese steakhouse.

You've never been to Benihana? Never been to Benihana. Wow. You're missing out. I hear good things, yeah. I just never really got around to it. Also, there's a difference between leftovers and taking home leftovers from a restaurant. Like, I'll eat Chinese food leftovers when it gets delivered to my house.

I'll eat it the next day. Right, right, for sure. Like, don't get it twisted with leftovers. Thanksgiving leftovers, I'll eat for a week. You know, I make my own food. I make tacos. I'll eat the tacos for days. It's when I'm talking about, yes, please put it in a box, in a styrofoam box, tie it up in a plastic bag, and I will then walk around with it.

I got to fucking walk around now? That's crazy. Especially if I ever catch somebody going to a second place. Let's go to an after-dinner spot, and you bring a bag. Oh, my God. It reminds me of the Kanye tweet when Kanye said he was in first class. He's like, I just woke up, and someone put a water bottle next to me. And what the hell?

Now I got to be responsible for this water bottle? I have to carry this. Where am I taking this? I guess it's one thing if you're driving, but if you take food into an Uber, if you take food on the subway, you're a lunatic. Yeah, in New York City, if you're walking home

or taking some sort of mass transit home, or a driver... I said earlier that I'd never done it. I did it once and it was I took it to give it to a homeless person. Because I was very I barely ate any of it.

But they were asleep. And you wanted credit so you just gave them a little nudge. So I didn't give it to him. I gave it to a different homeless person. Sorry, you missed your chance. Conscious adult homeless person. You got to get that credit. I have done it.

I just will admit that I'm trash when I'm doing it. The same way when I'm having a grand old time swimming in an above ground pool, I'm white trash. When I'm eating Entenmann's donuts, I'm white trash. Now, take that out because I want Entenmann's to sponsor us. Don't take that out. I don't care. But I do want Entenmann's donuts, I'm white trash. Now, take that out, because I want Entenmann's to sponsor us. Don't take that out. I don't care, but I do want Entenmann's to sponsor us. When I am drinking water from the hose in the backyard, I love that.

Tastes like pennies, but I'm being white trash. Yeah, that's right. That's right, motherfucker. How often are you around a hose? Pretty often, with the kids playing in the street. Yeah. Plenty of white trash things I do sometimes the way I dress

I don't do many white trash things yeah I do I don't really remember it but like I mean I was definitively trash so I don't remember why I disagree with some takes but the fact of the matter is

if you take home food trash yep trash and and have you ever been bullied into it where they're like i hate when the waiter's like are you done with that and i'm like yeah and they're like was there something wrong with it oh no like do you want a box i'm'm like, no, it's fine. My eyes were big into my stomach, or I had a late lunch, or I'm drunk, or whatever the reason may be, I don't want to eat this. Somebody said to me when – That rarely happens to me. You get bullied into it, or you finish everything? That's the main thing, too, is you're fat.

I take it down. Yeah, you eat it all. See, I don't. I don't eat a lot per sitting. I can graze all day long, but I don't eat – I went out the other night for dinner with my buddies. It was wing night. They're like, how many do you want? I was like, 10. Not per sitting. I can graze all day long, but I don't eat. I went out the other night for dinner with my buddies. It was wing night.

They're like, how many do you want? I was like, 10. They're like, it's wing night. I was like, I just want 10. I'm going to eat six. Yeah, right. I'm going to order 10. Four of them are going to be the drumsticks. I don't want the drumsticks.

I'm going to eat the six flats, and I'm done. And I got buddies who will order 30, and they'll take them down. I'm like, I don't need to have 30 fucking chicken wings right now. And I'm certainly not going to do it because it's 25 cents. I can afford the full price. Buffalo wings, a big baller over here. Uh,

and, and that's another thing too. You know, people turn this into a money thing and I get it if, but it only reinforces it. It's like, if you're so poor that you have to dinner and you need to make sure it stretches into two meals,

you're trash. Maybe, maybe, maybe you should be eating at McDonald's. Yeah, right. Maybe the steakhouse isn't for you. Right. And again, if you need to do it, fine, but just admit. Maybe you should be going to places without tablecloths.

That was the, I guess on the Blackout Tour, that was like how we decided restaurants were too nice for us. Tablecloths. Yeah. See, that's the thing we decided restaurants were too nice for us. Tablecloths. Yeah. See, that's the thing. It's like, ooh, they got tablecloths here. You can, it's almost like, you know, I can make fun of my mom, you know? Right. Like, I've done trash things.

I've been a trash person. So I can make fun of poor people and trash people because I either am that or I have been that before. Mm-hmm. You know? So it's not like I'm talking down to you because I'm talking. No, I'm talking down. But we are part of it. Yeah. You know, we are a garbage you're a trashola um and this came straight from the fucking straight from the mouth of kevin ryan at are you garbage like he said you're an animal

now foley he vehemently disagreed foley that was very insulting foley said that you are a he's like come on and i was like i was like i don't know if that means like i'm garbage or fat either way not great what he said uh i i had tweeted like you know you're absolute garbage and his response was like well i know feidelberg will be on my side and you were not happy about that he said um let me get the exact quote he said uh he said something like you guys are out of control i know feidelberg's got my back right and i was like holy shit no he is not i don't like that fights is not gonna i'm not that fat and i'm not that garbage i'm neither of those things he said wait a minute fights you're on their side he was stunned by the whole thing yeah he said he said jesus fights these two have lost

it back me up on this i know you're not throwing away any leftovers like feidelberg will throw out he's not feidelberg will be like i i i could finish this meal but i want to make sure i throw it uh and then i mean foley foley is he said i'm taking the butter with me too the funny fucking guy. They don't use styrofoam anymore. They give you nice plastic containers that you can reuse later. If you're using the Tupperware at home.

He's right. Oh, you're a real piece of shit. These guys are the new fucking Foxworthy. They should do the, like, you know, you might be a redneck. It's like if you use the container after, you know, when you take it home for leftovers, you use that Tupperware later for your own food, you might be garbage. You are a piece of shit. I'll tell you who uses it, Polly.

Trash. Is she? Polly saves it. Polly's trash. I'm going to tell you. She's trash, man. And once again, I will admit, somebody said to me, I ordered a 30-ounce prime rib.

You think I'm going to like- 30 ounces? Who gets a 30-ounce prime rib. You think I'm going to like. 30 ounces? Who gets a 30-ounce prime rib? Is that a lot or a little? That's a lot. Yeah. I feel like steaks are usually like 8 to 12. That's what I thought.

And maybe you said like a 24-ounce. I think a filet is usually an 8 or 12. Yeah. I think you get, well, you get like the petite filets, like 6 and 8. Then you get the 10. You get the 12. I've seen 16. If you get a 30-ounce steak, that's too much.

Well, also, here's my thing. First of all, if you get a 30-ounce prime rib, you're making a statement. So you have to be able to finish that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I ordered a 30-ounce, I would never do that because I would know that I would eat 10. Maybe. So if you get it, you should finish it. And if you can't finish it, you're leaving like $19 on the table.

Right. It's like this was a $45, this is a $50 steak, and I ate 75% of it. We're talking about like $18. It's like you, again, if that's a problem, then you shouldn't be getting the 50-ounce steak. Get away from the tablecloth. That's it. Or just admit that you're trash. I would love if someone said, waiter, I am garbage.

Can you box this up for me? And I'd be like, okay, embrace who you are. But let's not act like taking home. Or also, I do condone. I would be like, can you box this up? I'm taking it home for my dog. If you let me know that it's for your pup, I feel a little bit better. That's also very insulting.

You're mitigating your, well, what, for the chef? For the chef, yeah. Chef didn't prepare that food for a dog. Chef prepared that food to satisfy his customer. And if I can now go home and feed my dog and not have to worry about cooking up some shit for him, then your mission's accomplished, chef. Chef. Fuck you, chef.

I can tell you the chef doesn't give a shit. It just came up on the ticket, and he's just like, all right, get it out of here. Yeah, I think that too. Maybe if you're in like a Michelin star restaurant, but then again, if you're in a Michelin star restaurant and you're getting doggy bags, then you are absolute garbage. And those things are, you know, the portions are this fucking big so no one's ever taking taking home a doggy bag just admit who

you are and you know what really bothers me this i've done we've done this a couple times over the years and people get real fired up about it i mean they people are there's reddit threads about me there's people freaking out on twitter there's comments on instagram on things that i didn't you know like unrelated topics unrelated pieces of content. You don't even take home fucking food. So people get real bent out of shape about it. Meanwhile, they're the same people who like, if I said you're swimming in an above ground pool,

you're trash, they'd be like, fuck yeah, you're fucking garbage. And also if you take home food, well, no, wait a minute. No, fuck you. Fuck you, you bougie prick. You don't get to pick and choose when you pour shame. If you pour shame for one thing, you get poor shame for another.

Just because you do one and don't do the other doesn't mean that you get to pick and choose what applies to you. You garbage all through and through. You do one of it, you're garbage. You don't get to just say like, well, not in this case. Fuck you. We're all garbage.

Just admit it. That's good. Am I the asshole? Yeah. Let's get into it. Am I the asshole if I take home food from the restaurant? Yes, you are. Am I the asshole if I don't use Roman swipes to last longer?

Yeah. Yeah. You're a selfish lover is what you are. Yeah. Because then you're just going to cum. You're just going to fucking cum. You're going to cum too fast like an asshole. Am I the asshole because I fucked my girlfriend for only five seconds

when I could have fucked her for 20 minutes? Yeah. And if I could have done it for very little money in a very easy, fast-acting, medically proven solution? Yeah. Yeah, you're an asshole. You get a Roman swipe. You open it up.

It's a little wet napkin, basically. Rub it on your cock. You're good to go. It's so cheap, too. Five bucks for your first month. I think it's like $27. Yeah. I think it's like $27, but then you put in getroman.com slash KFC,

and you just watch it go. And the price goes down to five bucks. It feels amazing, just as amazing as your girlfriend's going to feel when you bang her for over five minutes. Go to GetRoman.com slash KFC. First month, the swipe's just $5. It numbs your dick. It doesn't numb your partner. It could be your girl and her vagina.

It could be your boyfriend and his butthole. Nobody's getting numb. Actually, you know, in that case, you probably would want your asshole to be numb, right? I talk about this pretty much once a month at this point. I still have not gotten a definitive answer if you can be a minute man when you're gay. Pat says yes, but he didn't really give me like a solid answer. Think about it. If you're getting butt fucked, do you really want it to last that long?

Oh. You know? And I think, you know know there are plenty of people straight or gay who do enjoy anal sex so maybe you do want it to last long but you don't need it to last like really long you know as a matter of fact like i think you allowed it to last long you do i think i think if you are a bottom you enjoy it well right i guess it's a case-by-case basis and if there are guys who just love getting butt-blasted, then you want it to be as long as you can. If you're a regular person,

how much of the community do you think is one or the other and not just back and forth? Do you think it's prevalent that you're one or the other? I believe so. As I understand the homosexual community, it is rare to be both. And now again, some people like it. And so in that case, go ahead.

But if you don't like it, it's almost like when you're a goalie, when you're playing hockey as a kid, you're like, I want to be goalie. What? Okay, fine. You meet somebody at the bottom, and it's like, yes, all right. I get to fuck you, man. There's a reason goalies are allowed free at camps. Right, right.

It's not the fun ones. Yeah, or catcher in baseball or any of these shitty positions. In my mind, that's what being a bottom was. If you like it, then I guess it's a different story. If you're not a bottom, if you're a top, no, if you're a bottom, how do you come?

No jobs? Prostate. You jerk off while you get fucked or something? Well, no. You just come straight from the prostate? I believe so. Boy, that's the magic stick. Yeah, right? prostate you would you jerk off while you get fucked or something well no i think you just come straight from the prostate i believe so boy that's the magic stick yeah right i don't know i think that's how it works i mean i i know i know girls can come from anal we don't know anything about anything i mean yeah i will i will admit i don't know anything about gay sex

because i've never done it well but like i i should probably know how my butthole functions i don't really know i think that I know girls can come from anal. I didn't think that guys could just blast off. I think they can. From no touching of the dick? No, because it's like you like fucking. No, I know. But I always have that kind of accompanied some sort of touching of the dick.

You're probably right. I bet. I'm going to text Pat right now.. You're probably right. I bet. I bet right now. Huh? I'm going to call Pat. Pat is my, I never know. I mean,

I'm sure he's like, Oh, these fucking ignorant assholes. But, um, but you know, I always have to check that. I didn't call Pat McAfee.

Imagine if I was like, Pat, can you come from getting fucked in the ass? Um, but I, I feel like it's, uh, it needs to – it enhances things. Yo, what's up, man? I got you on speakerphone.

We're doing KFC radio here. I feel like I've asked you multiple questions along these lines. But can you come from just getting fucked in the ass without having anything touch your dick? Me personally or in general? Both if you don't mind asking answering personally but in general because i was asking if you are a bottom how do you come you i think most people jerk right okay so they're getting fucked and they jerk without with hands free that's like the ultimate compliment a hands-free yeah that to me i feel you gotta have the magic stick oh yeah okay so that that like can happen but it's super rare

yeah i also realized the second you call me i was like i better step in the room for this yeah you know it's it's like here comes some real ignorant heterosexual okay and also how often are people not a definitive bottom or top? Are there people who go both ways or is it usually you fall into one camp or the other? That's tough to say. I think most people prefer one or the other, but a lot of people are versed. So interesting. I think a lot of it depends on the relationship too. Like some people are attracted to a guy as a top or as a bottom. Some people are attracted as a bottom or as a top. So I think a lot of it depends on the relationship, too. Like, some people are attracted to a guy as a top or as a bottom. Right.

Some people are attracted as a bottom or as a top. So I think it's relationship. But I think a lot of guys, as they get older, just kind of have their preference. If me and Feidelberg were to be gay, do you think we'd be tops or bottoms? Oh, God, that's so tough. You both give off. Ew, this is, like, gross to think so tough you both give off it was just like gross to think about you both give off top energy oh um i think you'd probably be fucking feidelberg though yes so happy you said that yes that a boy patty but you also might but you also might become

hands-free, John. So this could be the best thing to do. Oh, listen, I'll tell you right now, if I was fucking Feidelberg, he'd come hands-free, okay? I'll do a lot of fucking coddling. All right, thank you for your service, Pat. No problem. Yeah, that's right, I'm a fuck you boy.

Boy, that was an ad read that went off the rails. So, go to getRoman.com. I remember I listened to the Call Her Daddy episode with Miley Cyrus, and I was listening to her. Her Roman reads are aggressive, and I was like, damn. That was a pretty crazy ad read. And then here I am talking about fucking ghosts coming. Look, Ma.

No hands. All right. Am I the asshole? We shall begin with this. This is one that got DM'd to us a few times, which is always a good sign. Am I the asshole? I told a woman the meaning of her daughter's name, and now everyone is upset with me. Three weeks ago, I went to visit my friend Alice.

During my visit, Mary, a friend of Alice, came unexpectedly over. Mary and I started a conversation, and during that conversation, Mary asked me what my cultural slash ethnic background was, and I explained that I was Ethiopian. Mary seemed really happy to hear that as it confirmed what she believed I was. We talked about how she spent time in Ethiopia for some outreach program when she was younger and how much of an impact the people, culture, and traditions had on her. She then told me that the locals named her

Yema Yamichi because that means beloved one and that she loved the name so much that she has named her newborn daughter that. I asked her if she was serious. She told me that she loved the name so much that she has named her newborn daughter that. I asked her if she was serious. She told me that she was, and well, Yema Yamichi, correct spelling, and then it has like Ethiopian language, and the closest English spelling is Yemi, Yemi, Yamichi, which does not mean beloved one in Amharic. It actually means uncomfortable slash inconvenient slash imbecile, depending on how you

use it. So I told her the true meaning. Mary is now very angry with me and refuses to accept that she named herself, named her child and unpleasant slash offensive name. Mary left angry and Alice is now upset with me for hurting Mary's feelings as she feels I shouldn't have told her. I do feel bad as she seemed genuinely hurt by as she feels I shouldn't have told her. I do feel bad as she seemed genuinely hurt by it, and I don't know what to do or how to fix hurting Mary's feelings. How do I fix this? I mean, you can't fix it.

Cat's out of the bag. I mean, this bitch got to change her names, you know? Like, it's a newborn? Change the name. Yeah, I mean. You got to change the name. That's it? You did this person a service right like her she had a stupid name i gotta tell you something you know this is like the ultimate

telling someone if their fly is down right or you know you got something stuck in your teeth i'm just saying it's this is just a lifelong one you know you got something stuck in your teeth for the rest of your life someone at some point someone was going to break this news to her yeah might as well be as early as possible. Right. There was another follow-up comment that said, this is a teaching moment. You know? And this is classic, by the way.

This is classic. She went abroad to this outreach program. This is like when you get a fucking Chinese symbol tattooed on your back, and you think it means power, and it means slut, because they were fucking with you. She went on some outreach program. They were probably like, oh my god, thatbecile alice is coming around again let's call her yemi yamichi and uh and then someone said wait beloved one sounds like why are you guys calling me that and they were like oh uh oh it means we're beloved yeah that sounds like

made up someone's body yeah beloved one right uh beautiful woman No, it doesn't mean that. I mean, who? Also, I guess you would just take it at face value. If you told me, like, I don't know, if you were from Ireland, you know, you're doing your accent. And you told me, like, yeah, that, you know, Kevin means, like, powerful one. I'd be like, oh, okay, somebody from Ireland told me that. I guess I wouldn't, like, double check. But I feel like at some point you, I don't know. Before I named my kid, I would double check.

Yeah, right. I'd be like, I'll throw this at Google. check but i feel like at some point you before i named my kid i would double check yeah right i'd be like i'll throw this at google this is why you know naming your kid after a meaning of a word it's a bit much wait you know if you're like like i like the way it sounds you know i think i think to be like i think that's maybe a little extra oh yeah i like the name jessica and it turns out that means like sunshine or some shit. All names just mean fucking something nice. Oh, yeah. Oh, but I guess words, you know, some words have got to be negative.

And if you decide to name your kid that I don't know. I don't I think because it's like those bullshit things they have in like fucking like souvenir shops where it's like John means he's a hard worker and diligent and funny. It is always right. Cookie cutter. Yeah. And that describes me and John McAfee. Speaking of. Like it's just all Johns.

John McAfee, one of the great all-time fugitive stories has come to an end. What happened? He got caught. Oh, really? Yeah, that's why he's in the news oh i didn't know that yeah john mack if he got caught he was in spain um why would you go to a place with extradition well i think so unfortunately i don't know i hope this isn't the case but he did an interview with hard factor and in the interview with hard factor he said basically that he was in

spain i can't remember the exact wording but they he said something that he was in spain i can't remember the exact wording but they he said something sort of like in spain here in spain and i was like wait a minute whoops like what did you know why did you say that um john mcafee's life on the lam comes to an end in spain so yeah hard factor back in april so recently um did an interview and he said we had to lock down in spain so we escaped spain that was april 12th so maybe so maybe in that case he was saying we're no longer in spain yeah and they were because if you look at uh he also did this thing he did a video the four-step process to to being on the run he's, get rid of your cell phone. Go to countries that the country coming after you is not welcome.

If you're in China, go to America. If you're in America, go to China. And then one of them, I think, was like throw them off your scent. So maybe that's what he was trying to do. But if you're – Why would you not listen to step two? Yeah. I mean there must have been a reason why he went to spain because he was in like he was in literally putting out the steps he was in belize he was in belize he went to cuba

he went to um uh another another country that i can't remember now but he was he always was in good spots and then i guess for whatever reason ended up in Spain. And then he got pinched. But he owes over $50 million in taxes. And his quote was that I have yet to receive that amount in services. So I'm not paying it until I get the right government support and infrastructure and payback that you're supposed to provide. He's going to get a heck of a fucking lawyer for that. Yeah, he was in the Dominican Republic. He was in Cuba. He was in all these places he's got a fucking ar-15 like weapon he still also owes us a dick eating right he has he said that if bitcoin wasn't at 100 000 i think i think that's it um

he said i will eat my own dick it is not at that price i don't think it's even close it's not even the dickening they call it the dickening countdown to john mcafee dick eating you hear you heard it here first in the year 2017 so uh the time until the dickening right now is 85 days two hours oh 33 minutes and 40 seconds oh it hasn't hit't hit yet. So he gave a time. He said, when I predict, okay. He said, the quote, sorry. The tweet was, so Bitcoin to 500,000 within the next three years. And he said, if not, I will eat my dick on national television. And then he said, when I predicted Bitcoin at $500,000 by the end of 2020,

it used a model that predicted 5,000 by the end of 2020, it used a model that predicted $5,000 at the end of 2017. Bitcoin has accelerated much faster than my model assumptions. I will now predict Bitcoin at $1 million by the end of 2020. I'll still eat my dick if I'm wrong. So that was on July 17, 2017. He said by the end of 2020. So 85 days until December 31st. And I think we're

at like 20,000, right? I don't even know. It's not in the hundreds of thousands. So, you know, we got quite a long way. I think this should be part of the trial. It's at 10,000. Bitcoin needs to grow at an

average of $11,000 per day between now and the dickening. That dude's going to have to eat his dick. Oh, yeah. Now, what does that mean? That man, he cuts it off and then cuts it. If you tell someone, eat a dick. You think he's going to suck his own dick?

Yeah. Nah, he's going to eat that shit. Because I also could see him being, I bet you, John Mack, if he can suck his own dick. He's been in could see him being i bet you john mcafee gets like he's been in like the dominican with his wife or whatever and they're like doing tantric yoga and shit and bending all flexible nah nah you you'd say i want to suck my own dick like i think i think you gotta i think you gotta eat it you say you gotta what's it called uh uh castrate yourself i mean that's tough john mcafee though is an all-time legend he killed a guy that makes it a little tough for me You've got to, what's it called, castrate yourself. I mean, that's tough.

John McAfee, though, is an all-time legend. He killed a guy. That makes it a little tough for me to get behind him. I don't like murderers. He killed a guy? That guy murdered his dog. So his dog got poisoned by this guy. And then a week later, that guy ended up dead.

He went John Wick on his ass. I'll go sign that. I'll allow it. Judge is ruling. I'll allow it. But I think he's done some other shady shit. Like, I'm totally okay with tax evasion. The rest of it's like, you got to have some good reasons. Somebody poisoning your dog.

That's a good reason. So John McAfee, one of the all-time fugitives. Him, Edward Snowden, legends, you know? It's so funny that they're just like, they do podcasts and shit. Yeah. And you just can't catch me uh it is crazy though he was like get rid of your phone right away not even like your smartphone he's like don't have a phone he's like i haven't had a phone in years it's like well like the

hardest if i said like you have to be on the run right now you'd be okay i gotta like call my friend you know can't do it can't do it how do you do all that shit without a phone you know how do you use a home phone i guess i mean but know? How do you... What, he has a home phone? I guess. I mean, but he does have... He's dialing into podcasts and shit, so he's got an email address and whatnot. And how do you get cash? Like, you have to use your bank at some point,

and how do you not, you know? I don't know. I could not even begin to think of step one of how to be on a lam. So, anyway. With no phone. Yeah, I guess that's it. But then what?

So back to Yemi Yamichi. Oh, yeah. You're an imbecile. You got duped by a bunch of Ethiopians. You were accurately described when they named you. Yeah. You were an idiot. Right.

And now change your kid's name. Or, you know know just shorten it it's a newborn just change the fucking name if it's Yemi Yamichi just call her Yemi and then it's just I don't know it's a cute name or just call her fucking Samantha just change her name to something normal change the whole fucking name

why not it's a newborn she has no idea what her name is um yeah but you gotta go through the whole birth certificate and shit you know i think how about this my dad has been in the system his whole life with the wrong date so he's like coming up on retirement and social security and stuff and they were like you got another year to go and he's like no i don't i was born in 1954 and they were like records show 1955 what he was like what the fuck and like they it's he had to like have it changed

like he had to like officially apply to get like his record changed really not an easy thing to do because you know i'm sure there's i'm just working on the year well i think he wants to he's like how what am i gonna do at home all day every day but you know you could imagine that very reason there are probably people trying to game the system like that you know i want to get social security a year early and he's like no for real i am 65 or whatever and uh that and my my uh i'm almost positive his father put the wrong name down. What? My dad's middle name is supposed to be Joseph.

And my dad's dad was in the hospital that day when she was given birth. And the dad usually takes care of the paperwork while the mom is like, what can I do with the placenta? And I think the way the story goes is that he was like, it's Timothy, you know, we're going to call him like Timothy, Joseph Clancy, Timothy J.

Clancy. And he like heard J and put it in his J. A. Y. Like, shut up, motherfucker. I think they got that one fixed.

Like before it like really became a problem. But like his, his first run, it said Timothy J-A-Y Clancy. That is fucking hilarious. Dumbass. So good. So yeah. On that note, I'm pretty sure my last name is not supposed to be Hamilton. My great-grandma, she had kids with her second husband and was like, your name kind of sucks, so

I'm just going to go with the first husband's name of Hamilton. What? Yeah. So I'm pretty sure my last... So your grandfather's last name is Smith. Oh, I'm pretty sure it's... We're pretty sure it's Tottlebin, which kind of does suck. Hamilton's way better uh yeah do you know how

much of like a power move that is and how much you kind of get like cucked if a girl is just like your name sucks and i'm gonna make you my ex's name i'm gonna i'm gonna give our kids my ex husband's name that you can't have that i gotta be honest your grandfather is a pushover it was either say something else there it was either the first x or doesn't matter like the next guy she's like no i'm just gonna make them hamiltons i forget which way it went holy shit dude that's something in the picture but the dad that your grandfather is still around it wasn't like he died or left or something where it's like oh my my God, we're not going to... So I found out way after she died

that she had three husbands. So I forget which one. I think it was the second one she had kids with. And they're just like, we're going with Hamilton. Hamilton was either the first or the third guy. Not sure where it fell. But she was a baller. That is... Again, I have a baller. That is...

Again, I have a bad name. If you come to me and you're like, we're not using your name, we're using my ex's, I'm like, no. Well, then it rallies you, you know, right? I'll be like, no, we're using my fucking name. Yeah, yeah. With the children I sire.

Like, they're getting my fucking name. My sire. I mean, yeah, you make it sound like you're a fucking horse yeah uh could you imagine oh man i can't get over that like your name stinks my ex like his dick game was better his name's by the way it's kind of surprising we don't make many hamilton jokes for nick like ham like the you know the show yeah you know we never really make any references to him i don't i honestly don't think i ever registered his name is hamilton you're just nick yeah but like you know you love hamilton the show called hamilton like i'm surprised we don't walk in

every day like i am not throwing away not shot and just like reciting the lyrics and be like yo hamilton spit a verse like all these dumb things we just never never clicked Hammy the Ham fam the Ham fam is doing it big your sister's got 800 blogs huh yeah in two years she's fucking crushing it

your sister does what nobody else does when everyone's like how do I get in the industry and it's like blog every single day she just did it every single day

and now she's working for Barstool Chicago and helping those guys out and like that's how it works she's crushing it yeah it takes a long time it's a lot of blogs and a lot of commitment but you know do the damn thing kids helping those guys out. And like, that's how it works. Crushing it. Yeah. It takes a long time.

I think that's a lot of blogs and a lot of commitment, but you know, do the damn thing kids. Um, anyway, you're an asshole. Uh, wait,

you mean you meet you. You're the asshole for, um, yeah, no, you're not the asshole for telling people the truth. Although I will say, I don't know if I would do that.

I think I would just be like, yo, yo, did you hear about it? Oh yeah, no, I don't know if I would do that I think I would just be like yo did you hear about oh yeah no I wouldn't tell you you're not the asshole but I wouldn't tell you you're well within your grounds I might send you like an anonymous letter who wrote the note is it your responsibility no you know what the problem is

it's like it's this fucking Ethiopian term. Like, if I thought there was a chance that you're going to run around and really embarrass yourself. Again, teeth. Something in your teeth. Let me know. The chances that you run into someone at work or in a social setting who knows the Ethiopian language and is like, you sound like a buffoon. Beloved one. Very slim.

So just let that person go on about their day, telling everyone that it's Ethiopian for beloved, and nobody cares. I guess you're right. But not the asshole, because you're allowed to tell someone if they have a dumb fucking name. Okay. Am I the asshole number two?

Who does number two work for? Am I the asshole for refusing to be in the delivery room when my wife delivers? Right off the top. What's your answer? Yeah. Not so fast. I know the title sounds bad, but it's not what it is. I, 30, have been married now to my wife, 29, for three years.

She got pregnant in January this year, and I was overjoyed. But one day she struck me with the bombshell that the child wasn't mine. Oh, well. Exactly. That's why you can't judge an M.I. the asshole by its headline. I was shattered. By then she was six months into the pregnancy, and I did not have the heart to make her go through the legal process of divorce. It seemed that the baby's father ran for it when he heard my wife was pregnant.

That's a phrase you don't want to have to say. I did tell her that I would be filing for divorce once she gives birth to the baby and made it clear that our relationship was not salvageable. She agreed, and I told her she'd have to move out once the lease expires in January. She tells me that she's in love with me and that our relationship could be healed once again. I told her no. She left, and she left it at that. We have been sleeping in separate rooms ever since, and I help her with the delivery-related treatment and visits to the hospital.

Now again, a few days back, she asked me to be with her in the delivery room once she delivers as she wants me to be support for her. I once again declined and told her that she could ask her mother to be in the room and take care of her and not to ask to be with me in the delivery room. She went on to tell her parents, and they have been messaging and calling, and when they asked her, refusing to be in the delivery room, edit. After reading your comments, I decided to consult a lawyer and file for divorce

immediately. Also not planning on taking her to my parents about talking. I mean, you're just absolutely not the asshole. No fucking way. No fucking way. You're so not the asshole for even refusing to divorce her right away

look if you got someone else's baby in you we out yeah I mean for real call me callous call me rude if someone else has sired a child with you I no longer want to be with you and like

you mean in the terms of relationship if we were in a relationship yes and then uh i mean i guess i wonder what some of the advice was probably like you know you got to get out like asap because of i don't know there's probably like legal or insurance purposes or some shit like that but um i mean this guy is a fucking hero for continuing to even live in the same under the same roof and go to doctor's visits with her and shit. I mean that is above and fucking beyond.

People say that like. Not people say. It's just a definitive thing that happens. Like pregnancy hormones and shit like that. You're opting to live with an insane person. And it's not even you who did that to me. Yeah. No.

I mean that is. You are already a hero. And to be there. Where're expected to, you know, it's not I don't think he wants to. She wants him to just sit in the room and hold my hand and breathe with me and help me through it. Like, I know, I understand the dude's not in the picture, but get your mom, get your sister, get your friend, get anybody else other than the person you totally fucked over that's that that though to even request that is actually present uh pregnancy brain yeah to be right to think that that's even on the table i think that's even a realistic request also that might be like that this dude's a sucker yeah there's even a chance that this might happen. You probably are putting off big time cuck vibes. But I mean, that sucks.

That sucks. Because that's still, even if you did that to me, I still would feel guilty about making someone go through the pregnancy alone. I don't think I would. I think if you told me that, I think I would have divorce papers like that. Yeah, probably. But it sounds like this girl's all alone. If she's asking you, if it was a girl that didn't have friends and family, that is so cheap, man.

Guess what, man? You got two months. You better make some friends and family. Imagine that. Get on a dating app or whatever find some fucking buddy who's gonna deliver this freaking baby with you right it happened in january wait how do you get pregnant in january i guess it's an older one what does that mean oh wait it's nine months we're in the ninth month right yes yeah yeah okay so i thought you were like what do you mean you can't

get pregnant in the month of january no no i was just like wait it should have been out by now um but yeah no you got a couple weeks you better you better figure it the fuck out find a kid um go ahead last one all right last one here am i the asshole for telling my parents to fuck off and stop calling my girlfriend my sister what i 18 year old male have been dating my girlfriend 17 year old female for three years now my mom and her my mom and her dad got married and we live together say again they've been dating for three years okay they got their parents got married. Oh, man. My mom and her dad got married, and we lived together. We were dating before our parents were.

That's wildly selfish. Yet our parents have told us it's inappropriate for step-siblings to date. We can't show any affection in public. What? Or our parents ground us. Wait, how old are they again? 17 and 18. We can't be in our room alone or ever be home alone.

It's so fucking infuriating. My parents also make it worse by saying things like, take this over to your sister or how are you and your sister feeling? I got so sick of this. I hugged my girlfriend and, and my mom broke it up and said, there's too much touching. And I lost my shit and you'll fuck you.

I'm so sick of your shit. She's my girlfriend. She's my girlfriend. She's my girlfriend much longer than you've been married to Sam. I will continue to date Jessica whether or not you approve. You can't decide what I do. You can't decide what I do. Fuck you. And I left the house pulling Jessica with me.

She said I was unnecessarily rude to my mom. I could see my mom crying through the window. We came back several hours later, and my mom and Sam were there to give us a talk. They had a discussion and told us about how we need to stop being entitled and accept the fact that we are siblings now, and we have to behave appropriately.

I told them they could go fuck themselves and left. Jessica followed me to my room and locked the door. And then we fucked! They gave up after a bit. Fucking hell, I want to move out edit thank you to everyone for the support to answer some questions we are planning on moving out ASAP and we are reconsidering

going to Armenia to volunteer and enlist as I mentioned in another post and you want to help alright now or do some volunteer work as they really need it especially in Karabaca or somewhere. She turns 18 in a few weeks.

We definitely do not plan to stay here any longer after that. Two things are going on here. I mean, you can't retroactively, you know, turn someone into siblings if they're already fucking and dating. That's bullshit. But these kids are annoying. Yeah. And they're already fucking and dating. That's bullshit. But these kids are annoying. Yeah, and they're assholes. We're going to go to Armenia to join the Peace Corps.

It's like, shut the fuck up, kids. So I can see them being like, listen, we're adults. We're in love. Fuck someone else. We're fucking. You guys are just dumb kids who think that you're in love and think that you're going to solve the world's problems.

Go give another kid a handjob. We're real. You're not. And the timing of it all is unfortunate for you. I actually do think they're the assholes. The kids are. I didn't think so at first. But you can't be making – you can't not let your parents, your parents are

actually in love. They're adults. You're 17 years old. You can't be like, oh, you can't date her. That's my girlfriend's mom or my girlfriend's dad. You're not going to last. You guys are just... You're going to go to fucking Armenia. Fuck off. These kids suck.

They're not, the parents are not in the right, but they're not in the wrong. No. It is a little weird. It's a little weird to, I mean, this is how these things happen, by the way, though. I don't know, single parents, divorced, however it ended up working out. Like, I think this kind of shit happens more often than you think because that's where you meet people. Like, it's like, oh, my God, you're dating, you know, your kid's teacher.

You're dating your kid's coach. You're dating the mom of one of their friends it's like well where else am i gonna meet people like i go i go to uh school functions i go to where my kids go i'm gonna meet people there so it's probably more likely or like more it happens more often than you think um it's a little weird though to be like my kids are dating and now I'm going to fuck their mom I'm going to fuck that girl's mom that's strange I think I'd do it

I feel like I would definitely do it and then if it turns out like we're in love I'd be like well we got to break these fucking kids up let's start calling them brother and sister and let's like fuck with them a little bit how's your sister doing? Yeah.

You little fucking incestual stick. I mean, do you know how crazy it is to retroactively say, you can't hook up with your stepsister. It's like,

she wasn't my stepsister until you came into my picture. So I do think this is, this is gaslighting. This is gaslighting. This is, this is definitely like pro gaslighting.

I love a good gaslight. Pro gaslighting. This is gaslighting. This is definitely like. Yeah, but pro-gaslighting. I love a good gaslighting. Pro-gaslighting. That is the most toxic thing I've ever heard someone say. I am pro-gaslighting. I am pro-mental torture. I mean, I think it's funny. I think gaslighting is just a good joke. A funny prank.

Right? You're not actually crazy. I'm just a good joke. A funny prank. Right? You're not actually crazy. I'm just fucking with you. Got him. The lights actually are darker. You're right. So what's your final answer there, though? I think everyone's the asshole.

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And I thought of this in honor of MGK and all of these new songs Would you rather have every relationship, girlfriend, hookup, whatever Tattooed on your body Can be as small as big, wherever you want it, or never be able to remember those hookups or those relationships. All right, let me know. Viva. So you have to have a permanent memory of your exes or no memory?

A tattoo or no? I think this is an easy answer. What do you think? The tattoo. Yes. Yeah. I think you need to have memories of your exes. Otherwise, you make the same mistakes.

Right. History repeats itself. Yeah. What is it if we don't learn from history? Whatever. You don't learn from your mistakes. You're doomed to repeat it. Something like that.

Yeah. I mean, I would definitely get tattoos. I think the tattoos actually are pretty cool. I thought that. I think it would be cool to just, you're not like, it's not their name, right? It's just like some symbol that represents them. I think that would be a fun name. You know?

Yeah. I think it's a shame. Like, every relationship you're in ends in disaster except for, hopefully, if things go kind of according to the cookie cutter plan except for one every relationship you break up and then maybe you have the one that lasts for life and it's a shame that like i've always thought it's just such a fucked up weird thing in this world where the person you be you grow closest to that you share the most with that you open up you know like your deepest darkest secrets and you do the weirdest shit with them in

bed and you have the funnest memories with them. And then something goes wrong and you guys start to fight. And then that's the person you don't ever talk to again or associate with again. And in reality, I think you almost like, well, hopefully, I mean, you know, you can have good breakups and maybe it's not the end of the world, but a lot of times I think it's just a wrap. I think good breakups are fucking weird. So do I.

If you have a good breakup, you're a lunatic. I agree. I think maybe like one day way down the road you can be like cordial about it if you're both in good spots. It's almost like the one from Taylor Swift. Like you were saying, it's like almost happy because they're both together and moved on. And I think that almost makes it more sad because it's like wow that was worthless that was nothing but I think there is something cool if you can

be like you know whatever I hate that person now or that person hates me now we can't even be in the same I think that's good have that passion just a little hate in your heart I hope all of my exes despise me but I think that there's a cool like if you had a tat and you were just like, you know,

yeah, that was the girl, like, you know, we hate each other now, but there was, you know, for that summer or those two years or whatever, we were fucking hot and heavy and bright and awesome, you know? I think there's something cool about that that is probably going to be super problematic for your new girl. Like, what's that? And it's like, oh, well there's like, look at these fucking,

this brilliant piece of art to commemorate like that hot, like chick I fucked all year long or whatever. Yeah. Also like the amount of tattoos could get to be a little problematic. And that one, that was 98. That was 99. Yes.

I have 68 tattoos on me. Yeah. Or, uh, I don't know what's worse that, or you have like two and it's like well those are like the love of your life for like 10 years each you know like at least you'd be like all right that was a fling that was a hoe that was a this that was a that if you've i think you'd

still if you've got like one over your heart and one on your dick you know it's like these are the these are the two most important things in my life and they are they are immortalized on my body like i would i i'm just putting the shoe on the other foot here. You'd prefer a couple, 9,000. I would like two, two to three. What's your ideal number? Two, three? I don't know.

I guess. I'd say. I would say. I don't really have one. Six. Six? Six. That's so unrealistic.

Such a low number. I didn't say what's my realistic number. I'd say six. Six? Six. That's so unrealistic. Such a low number. I didn't say what's my realistic number. I said what's my ideal number. I mean, like, your ideal number, I mean, it has to be relatively possible. No one's only had sex with six people. I think that they have. I think it could happen. There is not a 35-year-old out there who has sex with six people.

No, but there could be a 25-year-old. I don't want to date a 25-year-old, but I'm saying if you had – I mean, what if you have sex with five people, and then you're six, you date for 10 years from when you're 22 to 32? I mean, it's not impossible i started having sex when i was 16 17 years old i have sex with five people and then my sixth i start dating when i'm 22 i had sex with one person a year i'm in five relationships and then i have sex then i find the one at 22 and i fuck them until i'm 32 and then we break up i mean it's it's reasonable

it's not insane, but I feel like that's pretty rare. Yeah, but again, so what's your ideal number? I don't know. 20. 20? An even 20? Yeah, 22. 22? Okay.

So you want 22 tats all over your body? Yeah. Maybe it's 50 that would be cool if that if this was a thing that was just like you have to let's say you know right and then you see a girl who's like sleeved up and it's like oh girl you experienced you know what you're doing girl um so but yeah i think if you had no memory of your of of anything you dated that's like 50 first dates like you can't you go crazy you know you're not a functioning human next up yo kfc fight cc what up um so i got a interesting question for you. So, uh, me and my, uh, girlfriend were having sex the other night and I hit my,

my nose on the headboard, right? Pretty fucking hard while we were going at it, you know, fucking move back a little, like for the lights are off. So there, you know,

the lights are off and the fucking, I don't know, 30 seconds, a minute later, I do the same fucking thing and rock my nose in the same exact fucking spot. And now I got a fucking mark on my nose from this shit. And I'm just wondering, what are your guys' craziest sex injuries or any of the wildest ones you've heard?

Thanks, Viva. You can't make the same mistake. Every time I have sex. Well, injured in, what, you pull a muscle sort of thing? Yeah. That's different. It's really a cardio injury. Yeah, that's hurt versus injured.

You can't make the same mistake twice like that. You can't bang your nose against the head you can't bang your nose against the headboard and then bang your nose against the headboard again. You got to make an in-game adjustment. You got to have a... Also, how are you banging your nose against the headboard? How are you banging your nose? I mean, that beak of yours could bang into anything.

I guess he was on top. Yeah, I guess if you're on top and you are, like, close to the headboard. I don't think I've ever. I don't know how. It's flat. I've definitely never hit my nose. I jokingly was like I get hurt every time I have sex. I don't think I've ever been injured during sex.

I've injured somebody. How? I had butter in the lip. It was bad. Bad. somebody how i uh head butter and the lip it was bad bad uh she was on top and i was trying to do like one swoop like one fell oh yeah yeah and i ended up one of um one of stone cold's like moves was he like kind of picked you up spun you and then just dropped you on your back sort of and i kind of did that to her. I kind of spun her and dropped her and she bounced

up off the bed and I came down and I, I mean, I like head-butted her. Bad. It was, it made a sound like a watermelon being thrown into the pavement. It was like a gushy, it was whop, you know, it was a violent

whop. And I mean, I thought her lip exploded. I thought we were going to need a plastic surgeon to stitch her up. And her lip, I mean, blood, swollen. She started a new job the next day. It was a Sunday. And she had to start work at a new job high profile job the next day where she was like snake it so you make it i'm in over my head uh like i'm under i'm young and i'm like under qualified for this job like you know i gotta look the part and fake the

part and she had to go in the first day with like a monster lip i was like oh my god i guess i Oh, my God. I guess I actually do get injured. I cut my tongue. Because these teeth, my lower teeth are uneven. So you're licking. So when I'm eating out. The bottom of your tongue. It gets cut. So the bottom row of teeth cut the bottom of your tongue.

Yeah. Yeah, because you're pushing against that. Yeah. Yeah. That's my most biggest injury. It's not really a sexy one. It's not a good story. You got to put your tongue on the outside and keep your lip as the barrier there or something. No, that's crazy town.

Who does that? If I was chopping my tongue off with my teeth, I think I would try to adjust. Nah, I just fuck it. In-game adjustment. I just deal with it. Nah, I just fucking – In-game adjustment. I just deal with it. Yeah, I mean, you really do. Like, when you're given oral, you just got to deal with some things. Guys and girls, you know?

Like, your tongue is cramping up. You know, it's not easy. It's probably worse for girls. I would imagine so, yeah. I mean, it's just crazy that we – it's just like, well, you have to, like, cut off your air supply and maybe almost throw up. That's how you do it. Like that's minimum these days, you know? So wait, what was the question?

So what was the worst injuries? Yeah. I mean, and by the way, I mean, my head hurt from that headbutt. So we weren't, you know know it was two parties there um i i got a cramp once that was like bad and it was relatively recently so i was like i was feeling old you know it's like fuck i mean the cramp happens to me every it's always happened but so i i i you know is getting it and then usually i'll stop and i'll i'll change positions sometimes i'll just flat like flat out stop and just stretch but this time it was at an opera it was at a moment where i was

not looking i was not interested in stopping so i just kept going and then i couldn't get rid of it like it was i let it go too far i think i ripped it i think i tore my hamstring because i i finished and i tried to stretch and it wasn't working and And I was like, ah, I was like, I was like really stretching, like really trying to get it back. And it just wasn't. And that was pure agony, pure agony. Cause you know how, when you don't feel things until you come and then you feel it all.

So like I could feel it during the moment. So it's like, oh, this is bad. If you can feel it. And then when I could feel everything, I was like, it's like a gunshot. I can just picture you like trying to stretch that leg out. Yeah, like naked and ugly. But yeah, that's probably, I don't think I've ever had like, I don't think so. I don't think I've ever gotten injured during it.

No, I think it's a tongue situation. Just a couple of expert sex hackers uh just good at having sex last voicemail let's go kfc flights big fan of the show uh recently just got in always sunny from you listen to you guys i can tell you're big fans so i just got to to the Dennis system episode where Dennis goes over his system to an erotic conquest. And I was curious, since you guys are big fans of the show, if you were to develop your own Kevin or John system for your own conquest, what would it be?

We will have to really do this with the letters and everything. Mine's easy. Okay. No no it's not but go ahead this is not an easy thing so it's just not easy jerk off only fans only fans um hentai and Um, hentai. And, uh, nubile. Doesn't that mean like children? No. What does nubile mean?

Fucking, we're going to find out. I thought nubile just meant like sexy. Young, yeah, young. Did you say that because of nubile just meant like sexy. Young. Yeah, young. Did you say that because of nubile films? Of girl or young woman. It does mean sexually attractive, but it's referring to young girl. All right, not nubile. No, but then the next one says suitable for marriage.

Oh, wait. This is a weird word. Like definition number one, young girl sexually attractive or sexually mature, suitable for marriage. Those are the two polar opposites. Different things. Two very opposite. What is nobility? The condition of being marriageable.

What? Yeah. I mean, these are fucking. This is wacky. I don't think. Let's just stay away from this word. Yeah. How about nudity?

Nudity. Done. Yeah. All right. What can I mean? I got K is a weird word I don't think. Let's just stay away from this word. Yeah, yeah. How about nudity? Nudity, yes. Done. Yeah, all right. What can I mean? I got K is a weird word. A weird letter. Kremlin. I don't think I want Kremlin in there.

Kill. Kill. Everyone. Everyone. Victims. Interrogate. Nubile. Let's get into our interviews.

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chop oh oh i like that or or like uh like a noriega. You got to do something like a big name. Yeah, something good. Escobar is not Mexican. Escobar is good, though. But he's not Mexican. How do you go about almost maybe getting a dog from the cartel? Craigslist. Really?

I have two words for you. Craigslist.org. I went, well, the first dog I went to go get was i was i don't think it was a real dog and i was definitely about to get raped and murdered hopefully murdered first and then raped if you got a big order that's the better one i know please be an angel but so the so the guy like he first of all the pictures that he sent me of the dog were just like two pictures of the same dog that weren't like that much of a variation then when i texted him he just sent the same pictures where i'm like oh my god i'm getting dog fish and then and then i like show up and he's like oh i'll

be there in an hour and then the place was outside it was a park the address is a park and it was getting darker and darker and oh god the fact that you stuck around for all this. So you just waited out for an hour for a mysterious man to show up who might have a dog. I brought my ninja stars. We were just talking about ninja stars recently. You don't see them very often. Are you confident that you could actually do some damage with a ninja star?

I mean, if I was in middle school, I could probably hurt myself. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I just, it's like... There's no... I think that's what, I could probably hurt myself. I don't know. It's like... I could not do it. There's no way. I could take... I just have fists. I don't need a weapon. I just have fists. You have a ninja star? I win that fight.

We were talking about ninja stars versus... If you had a ninja star and I had nunchucks, who would win the fight? The two things I have... Where are my nunchucks? You got a whole artillery. My podcast fans send me weapons things I have. Where are my nunchucks? You got nunchucks too? You got a whole artillery. Yeah. My podcast fans send me weapons. I have like nunchucks. I have all these swords here.

My podcast fans send me weapons. What? I have swords. What is that arm? That's a fake arm from my mom used to work at an eBay drop-off store. And so she'd get all these like weird things and she would just like give us the worst Christmas presents ever, but just little trash, like actual trash. And then I was doing a Chris,

I was headlining a weekend and at the punchline in Philadelphia, that's where I'm from. And my mom brought through a present on stage. She heckled me with a present and I opened it. It was like, it was long and I was like, Oh my God, mom, is this going to be one of those like rubber sex fist? Yo,

the rubber sex fist really is a, like, like the moment that you're buying, I don't kink shame, but the moment you're buying a big fucking fist, I don't know. King shame. I can shame.

Are you fucking kidding me? You can, if you can kidding me? You can fit If you can fit that fist in Well honestly you know what Actually If you can fit that fist in you I'm actually proud of you You're like more power to you right?

Yeah I think the fist Yeah you gotta earn it The fist is fine with me It's the fucking Like dragon tails they have Yeah when it's like a Mythical creature

Or an animal It's just this big Fucking purple thing I'm speaking specifically About Adriana Cech, when it's like a mythical creature or an animal. It's just this big fucking purple thing. I'm speaking specifically about Adriana Cechik. And it's this fucking big like dragon tongue or whatever it's called. Twisted and stuff like that.

A fist at least is a straight fucking thing. It might be big, but it's straight. You don't have to wiggle it in. It's not the dragon tongue. That's like bestiality. It's weird. A lot of things are happening. Especially, honestly, you guys, you girls have it fucking made with the amount of normal, awesome sex toys you have.

Just go with the new robot that's going to just fucking. I got my own right now. Maybe I should name him Peanut Butter. What up, PB? What up, Skippy? So cute. That is a cute pup. So wait.

I mean, back to the top though so you get so he shows up like an hour late in the dark and he left it i was like i'm out okay in this so then i went to this next place and it was just this mexican family that was just running like uh they were just they had they were taking me over here then they were taking other people over there and then like the son would come out and be like our next appointment's here and i'm like you're fucking lying because now i want the dogs i'm like the son would come out and be like, our next appointment's here. And I'm like, you're fucking lying. Cause now I want the dogs. I'm like the next appointment can't get the dog.

No way. Right, right, right. And then I asked them, I was like, well, where is like,

who are his parents and stuff? And they're like, Oh, we don't know. I'm like, where's he from? And they're like Mexico. And I'm like,

Oh my God. He's been like in a trunk like this. Yeah. I mean, he's very well mannered for adorable. He looks like a doll. I was going to gonna say is he like alive did you like just just get him like how long ago did we get him like today monday

monday all right monday that's pretty recent uh whitney cummings inspired i know you've been spending a lot of time at whitney land is her dog she's like i mean she's not mad at me but she wants you know she's like one of the adopt on't shop or well you you kind I mean I'm not I guess yeah I you go to a shelter I know what she's talking about but I feel like you're also taking this dog from like a Mexican warehouse and giving it a nice life and I'm sorry come on this is not gonna be at the dog pound also like when I go shopping, I try on the clothes. I make sure they, you know. Yeah. They make my eyes pop. If you typed in Craigslist.org and got anything from there, you rescued it.

Yeah, you're a hero. It was either you were going to get it, pick it up, or it was going to go in the trash. Thank you. Are you guys in Philly? No, New York. Oh, you are? Your pen hat. What is that? Oh, you are? Your Penn hat. What is that?

Oh, Penn. This happens a lot. Penn is the company who owns Barstool Sports now. Oh, my God. There is a group of us in Philly. I know. I just heard that. Yeah, so they're like in.

You got a house? You guys stay forever, Fred? We're never not drinking jungle juice. They all watch. Penn is a casino company so they they're all like gambling with our new sportsbook app so we all rock the gear yeah where in philly are you from i'm from cheltenham right outside of northeast philly okay i did and then i went to i was uh i lived outside i lived in the burbs for a little bit by the King of Prussian Mall Oh really I got caught Sneaking out

There was this guy Tim My mom set me up with him When I was like 15 Because we both had nipple rings I don't know if she thought We were going to like Wait

What You had a nipple ring When you were 15 And then your mom Was like When I was 14 Well then she was like What am I going to do

My daughter's a baby slut What am I They like They're just like I guess we'll lean in. But I got caught. I used to tell my mom I was sleeping over at my friend Kathleen's house. And I would stay over at Tim's house in King of Prussia. And then my mom found out because she came to pick me up to get Christmas trees. She was like, surprise, we're getting the family Christmas tree.

And Kathleen's mom was like, I haven't seen that bitch in months wait what i've never even heard of a guy having an upbringing at that age i i know guys have you're like 14 year old or she's gonna be like he was 32 yeah i was gonna say he was 40 i was like yeah i know i was so people always go like i lost my virginity when i was four. And people go, he was three. Relax. So are you, you are out West right now though? I am. I'm in LA.

Yeah. How long have you been out there? I've been here for like on and off since 2013. All right. So a little while. I started comedy in New York. You like Philly? I love Philly.

I think Philly is great. Yeah. I don't know that I would live there again, though. Maybe if you guys make it fun. It's weird, man. It's real weird. I haven't spent a ton of time there. We did a show at Punchline last year, right? And I remember walking

around after the show, and it was like, it's like New York with the amount of homeless people, but there aren't the amount of regular people to drown out the homeless people. So it's just fucking bizarre where it's just like zombie land everyone's all perked out of their fucking mind and one guy came up to me and asked for money he goes yo bro and like and this is late it's probably it's after the show so it's midnight we were actually we were walking over to mcginn's and uh this guy's like yo bro can i have some money i'm about to shit my pants and i was like

i was like what is the money. I'm about to shit my pants. And I was like, what is the money going to do? You're still going to have to shit your pants. Use it as toilet paper. I'm just going to plug it. Just fucking rub it into a little ball and just shove it up his ass. You never know because honestly, Billy Demeanor is so homeless, man, anyway.

Like, I remember when the Eagles won, there was a video, the viral video of the guy who ate shit. Yeah, that was... But it's like we won we won i know you should be doing the good thing yeah like oh my god that's philly but you should embrace it there's so many people we know bloggers here and fans that are like i love philly yeah like i would just lean into it like your mom did with your nipple ring like i feel like you they're always like no no it's a misnomer or that's not it's a stereotype i would just be like yeah man we're fucking scumbags and we're gonna beat you up if you ever come here when i saw that thing i was so proud i was i was nervous it was one of my

brothers but because my brother is like a philly sports guy but he he lives in boston he works at um comcast uh what is it com Comcast Sportsnet. Sportsnet. It's not, that's not the one he works for now. NBC Sportsnet. NBC Sportsnet. Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah. He's like the Celtics guy. So it's so funny. I'm like, that's, Oh wow. That's tough. Are you into sports or are you just like Philly rep?

That's my brothers. Everyone's for a while. How many, do you have just brothers? No sister, twin brother, older brother. Yeah.

I feel like you grow up with brothers and, and no sister. And it's gonna, you're going up with brothers and and no sister and it's gonna you're gonna be different because of it like it's gonna have an impact right well i was thinking about every girlfriend that i've ever had a problem with has sisters they're crazy do you girls are not supposed to like be raised with a girl yeah that's why in connecticut they don't let it connecticut they don't allow it to happen. Anything more than, what was it? Anything more, in Connecticut, anything more than four women in a house is considered a brothel. That's why

there are no sorority houses in Connecticut. Are you serious? Yeah. If you're just like a normal girl who has five roommates that are girls, you're in a whorehouse. The police forbid it. That is the fucking best. So smart. It's so smart. It's like, we know you're not actual whores, but... You know why you know why

that happens is because the women are so innately competitive that your body competes with the other body to try to get the man to impregnate really crazy yes dude that actually make the net like that's why you're all bitches to each other it's just like you can't even help exactly well it's competition and yeah. Yeah. Well, I can't imagine that. I'm always surprised by it. There's got to be so much of that in comedy, right?

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of like women complaining in comedy where you're like, you're not funny. Yeah. Why was I on the lineup? And you're like. Because you're not good. Yeah.

I was listening to you and Whitney on on rogan um for like nine hours i mean that was an interview i just went on and on but i listened to all of it so good job but um and i've heard you and and whitney talk about it multiple times with like bonnie's um documentary talking about it it's like you know women are funny but there are some who aren't and it's kind of like weighing us down a little bit well it's just shut the fuck up why are you complaining like i just always i choose woman last like i'm always like why am i not getting a thing that would be the last thing i would ever go to it's like why are you going to but i don't know and if you notice like the people who are getting it are never

i i maybe i'm speaking for you but it doesn't seem like you're competitive it doesn't seem like you complain and then you're the one who's up there. So it's like, put it together, girls. It's like, why would we not want more girls? Like, we just want to laugh. It doesn't matter. And you get more attention as a girl because. Yeah, we talked to Eliza Schlesinger, who was like, I kind of like it because I stand out now because I'm like one of the funny girls.

And but honestly, I feel like that that is, you know, there's a stereotype there. But we started interviewing a lot of comics over the past couple of years. one of the funny girls. And, but honestly, I feel like that, that is, you know, there's a stereotype there, but, uh, we started interviewing a lot of comics over the past couple of years. And like, there's also a lot of funny ones too, though. Like some of my favorite funniest people that I rattle off the top of my head.

Usually a lot of girls are included. So I mean, maybe it's top heavy, but you guys are fucking funny. Well, here's the thing. We've honed our craft. We talk,

talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. talk, talk, talk. My voice is this deep. People think I smoke cigarettes. I'm like, I just haven't stopped talking since I was able to talk. Like, I've never. We have earthquakes out here all the time.

I've never. And this sounds like a bit. I'm not joking. I've never felt an earthquake. I'm talking through every single one of them. Shut up. Every time. I swear to God.

I'm like, did you feel that? I'm like, again? Because I just think people are like into my story. I'm like, I'm fucking scared. They were shaking. They were laughing so much they were shaking. I could see that happening to me. Absolutely.

Oh, yeah. I'm like, oh, man. They're loving this. I'm literally bringing the house down. This is fucking great. Once you let your mind go cocky you um the universe immediately is like like every like that's why i think you know uh curb your enthusiasm so funny because it's always like that and that always happens but no it's fun being one of the only girls it's fun as long as

you're good i did it sucks i did um i wrote on the a little bit i worked on the the uh new borat that they just released or they just released the the borat to the trailer yeah and um meaning what like you like wrote a skit for it like consulting yeah i just like worked on it like consulting right i can't really talk about it but um if you see great but um i worked on who is america to the showtime show he did but i you know there's not that many girls and we're like look at each other i was talking to this one girl in the writing room we're both like fucking good yeah i mean i can understand i feel like some of those things are either it can be it can work against you if you're really not like talented or whatever and then but if you make it then it's like actually a great thing so it's also like the girls that i end up in these rooms where they have

been like the only girl in the room so then we're like very excited to see each other. We both kind of have the same bond. Yeah. I mean, you're in a girl's super group now. How did that happen? The Whitney Land crew is a fucking, they are, you guys are scary. You're like a gang that I would not fuck with. I'm going to brand myself.

I'm going to, I'm just going to show up with my pussy like smelling like burning meat. Just like, that's like whitney and she's like ew i'm gonna get a what would whitney cummings do that that has got to be a scene out there huh like even forget about when she like actually like throws a like a host a stand-up night but when you're just chilling and it's just like you her like olivia munn how is she in the mix what's happening i'm like listen she's friends with whitney the first time i met her i was over at whitney's house whitney will be like come over david spade always makes fun of her for this because she'll like she'll be like come over like i have swimsuits and she'll

just like give you these swimsuits and they're all free from other places so they're like weird swimsuits they never fit right they're like you swimsuits and they're all free from other places. So they're like weird swimsuits. They never fit right there. Like you always have like a labia hanging out or like, you know, there's always like some nipple or something weird happening. And then she, they just take pictures of you. Like I literally, her, her, um, did my face in this like war makeup. And Whitney's like, wear this, stand like this. I'm like, she's like, post them tomorrow. I'm like, Jesus, Chris, like Chris Jenner. I'm like, no, Whitney, like wear this stand like this I'm like she's like post them tomorrow I'm like Jesus she's like Kris Jenner I'm like no Whitney no I was like I can't post this so

then I had to like photoshop them all weird I'm like I'm not gonna just post these like crazy pictures of like my butt cheeks I'm like I'm always like are you sabotaging me or helping me so yeah I mean when when you go there is it is it with the intent of like business or are you just going to like chill and hang out and drink and fuck around stuff i think it's both there's no drinking really i mean when i don't drink you're sober right uh yeah so you're not you're not like partying you're you're just hanging i don't drink alcohol but and i don't you know i consider myself sober other than ayahuasca dmt, weed, ketamine. Heroin, black tar heroin.

If you put special K in front of me, I will enjoy it. Whitney does that shit like daily, right? She was just talking to Rogan. Like, you know, she has like, I think it's like a prescription. No, it's prescribed. I didn't know you could get K prescribed. I did not know that. Dude, they give it to you in inhalers. I'm like, prescription. No, it's prescribed. Yeah. I didn't know you could get K prescribed. I did not know that. Dude, they give it to you in inhalers. I'm like, you mean like.

Like a, like a, like a asthma thing? An inhaler. I'm like, like it goes up your nose, but I'm like, yeah, it's always gone up your nose. I've been to raves, bitch. So you're like the opposite of, we interviewed Tommy Lee yesterday and he had said that he was sober, and then we started talking about it a little more, and he just doesn't do drugs. He's like, oh, no, I still drink vodka all day, every day. Saying you're sober, but that you drink a tumbler full of vodka to start the morning.

It's a very funny statement. So you're sober, just do all the drugs. I love it. Yeah, I know. People do love drugs. We just make a regular person. I just think, listen, I like to do drugs and hallucinogens and stuff. Things that expand me don't limit me.

So as long as I feel like that. But drinking, it was like a nightmare. I banged every bus, deployed every restaurant I ever worked at. It was getting insane. I have a joke about it. I'm like, what was the DSA? Rock bottom. have a joke about i'm like what was the dc rock bottom see that's also i feel like when when girls uh or women um talk about they're so scared

they like when they're they're like alcoholic stories are always like i just fucked everybody but guys we're lucky when we drink too much we just can't fuck so ours is like i killed a kid in a dy i can't tell you how many drunk noodle dicks i've tried to come on over to my cup of soup to me i feel like there's nothing worse for me than if you're trying to make it happen like i'll i just want to like i'm like putting my pants back on to signal like no and it's not your fault and it's not because you're not hot blah blah blah but the only thing worse than that is like you trying to get me hard it's like now that noodle is in your mouth and i we're all uncomfortable yeah like like a cat flopping

around yeah it's a disaster oh i actually was on a wall i was doing a while i might have talked about this on burger but i was i was on a walk i tried to walk like five miles a day and i had like my fanny pack on i look like shit and this like car comes up and beeps and i like look over and it's just this mexican dude like jerking off but his dick's not hard so it's like flopping around and i'm like oh my god like i was flattered yet insulted yeah and then you bought a dog from him like two weeks later and then yeah and then i took it but he drove off and then he had a baby seat in the back i was like oh my god man christ fuck i mean look i i'm not gonna tell you i'm a guy who hasn't

fucking pulled putt in the car before but i like i didn't get someone's attention before i did it i was i saw it like that was his thing i i think ultimately though flattered he ain't doing that to everybody listen it will go away one day i'm very conscious of the fact that there's an attention that i get now that will go away someday and i'll go i really wish when he will so on that note i wish you really wish i could get sexually harassed right now you're gonna be you're gonna be like i can't shut up about getting i'm like i was molested i was like i was hot i've been hot my whole life it's gonna be so hard for me like maybe i'll get nursing home people have wanted to fuck me since i was five it happens yeah there's gonna be i get for me like maybe i'll get nursing home people have wanted to fuck me since i was five it happens yeah there's gonna be i hit my peak when i'm older you'll be 50 and you'll be

walking the streets with like some young girl or something some old mexican guy walk by and you'll be you know ladies there was a time when that guy would have took his flaccid dick out and you know cherish those moments girls cherish them all of a sudden his dick gets hard and I go oh my god you're into old ladies it wasn't my fault after all oh my god god damn it it's just so like who fucking knows you have this window

for attention so when are you starting your OnlyFans I won't do it I'm not a sex worker I'm funny well then you can tell jokes on your OnlyFans. Honestly, you should do that. Every nude I've ever sent is funny, just in case it leaks.

I've always made them funny. Which guys are probably like, this is so annoying. Well, give me an example. I have a fucking clown nose on or something. Funyun nipple rings. No, it's food. It's food and nude. Fun, nipple rings. No, it's food. It's like food and food. So like Funion nipple rings. I did like breadsticks on my ass, not in my ass.

That's too much. Come on, I'm classy. Butter sauce on one cheek. You know, like shit like that. Yeah. You're like a stanza. You're very food-based. Yeah, the sensual meats.

I'm a prop comic. Okay, well then, I mean, mean everything you just described if you don't think there is an insane only fans market for that food based any nudes i mean i just don't want to my my boobs got leaked once on the internet they didn't go viral and i just have a bad taste in there oh that's a shot to the ego i was like uh i thought i was like had planned for that my whole life you know like i was like this is my moment handle like, had planned for that my whole life. You know, like, I was like, how am I going to handle it? Yeah. I'm going to have to get PR.

Right. I'm going to be crying on the news. Were they like leaked or hacked? Was it someone you'd sent them to? Well, it was my, okay. My podcast producer just fucked up. I would, I flash him as a joke because I don't pay him. So I'm like, does this count as a me too if you're not getting paid?

And then he's a volunteer. And then he blurs them out right but he put the wrong one up and it was on thanksgiving and i got like all these dms of guys being like you gotta pay your producer this is why you pay your producer he wouldn't have made that mistake if he was getting ten dollars an hour but they're on Pornhub and I don't want you to look at them I was so mad I was like so upset and I was like oh no and then I went and I looked and they were like it was a good angle

and I was like my kind of best case scenario I'm not a sex worker but the goods are out there yeah like Captain America Chris Evans had his dick leak, and it was like awesome, and everyone was like, that's cool, man. Like, you got a great dick. Like, there was no bad.

Everyone was like, good for you, Chris. It's so funny. All of a sudden, you're a hero because you were popping your dick out of the bottom of your shorts like a weirdo. It's so funny. I never saw the picture. You never saw the picture? I don't care.

What do you mean you don't care? Come on. I care. Everybody wants to see somebody's dick. You know how many dick pics that I get? It's like, I just, I'm dick. Well, not every dick is Chris Evans' dick. Well, I don't want to see every dick, but I want to see Chris Evans'.

They're never good, by the way. They're never good. The best dick pic I ever got was a guy. He was like, all right, these are his legs and his feet. He was sitting like this, like almost Indian style, but his heels were together. Like yoga pose almost kind of like. Yes. And then his dick was like laying on his feet.

His balls were like laying there. It was literally the most homosexual straight man attempt. That's either got to be a flexible dude or a big dick. I mean, that dude's a fucking yoga master or yogi. It was like, yeah, you're like, oh, God, I can't wait to get pretzel fucked by the DM guy. So you're just constantly unsolicited dick pics all day long? I do. I talk about them and joke about them.

Gives you material. I don't understand the idea behind it. Of like a completely unsolicited, like to a stranger, like here's my dick. I have an OnlyFans account. We've talked about this. And the people on it non-stop just ask you for pictures of your dick. That's all they want.

What do you do on your OnlyFans? We started it as kind of a joke. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, I don't vote. We don't perform. He just, like, looks at chicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you stalk each other's dicks on the OnlyFans? Yeah. That's so cool. We have also discussed. I mean, we have enough of a weirdo fan base that i think we could get subscribers to a performing only fans if we if we wanted to yeah i don't think i'm ready for that path yet at some point in my life that will be something don't you want to see you don't want to see his his jizz like on the edge of your oh wait why would i take kevin's jizz i don't know you have a mustache

bro it's like what's it i'm coming on your face dude i'm coming all over you you bitch boy you beta bitch we know who the alpha is if i grow my mustache out you guys should be very happy i'm coming what's your number to be a sex worker everybody has a number how much money a month no number i believe in myself i'm funny why do you believe in yourself i just know how funny I am that's like it's a world I don't understand self confidence

it took a while it's not easy so much special K did you have a moment though in your career was it like when you sold out a certain level of room or you made an appearance on Rogan or something where you're like, fuck, all right, I'm good.

I made it. I know that I'm good at this. I think probably it's right now. I'm just feeling so hard. This moment. It was when I said, don't you want to see his jizz? And now I can't stop twisting it subconsciously. It's all down now.

It would be like Elmer's glue. Yeah. Oh, I got. No, I mean, doing Logan does feel very good. It's nice. Yeah. I think it's just I I do like the challenge of people like last minute asked me to do things. And I like showing up and being funny and stuff like that.

And I had like some good advice. That was secondhand advice from David tell, but it's like, just, if you're just always funny, like just always be funny. Well, yeah, that's super. It's like, Hey, just like always be, you know, awesome at basketball and you'll be a professional. Yeah. But think about like, but think about like how many comics are like complaining about like who you should vote for. Oh, I see what you mean. Like just focus on.

And I'm not even being like funny right about it right yeah i mean if you care about it fine but like make me laugh while you're doing it yeah it is crazy to see how many people have just totally abandoned really serious and but um i don't know i guess second rogan probably felt good i love that clip uh i saw you a follow-up video where you were talking about how Rogan doesn't get your jokes the third right one the third right joke was like fucking you know like brilliant he backed me into a wall dude I was like he was like so you're a

Nazi sympathizer pretty much and I was like no you just didn't get the joke bro but it was funny I mean we're a lot closer than we were then so he was very honest but I was like oh my god now he gets my joke but he'll do he'll give me like a want want one i'm like time out i couldn't i couldn't look well i wanted to do rogan i was you know i was a little nervous but i i just said to myself like just make sure you're just honest about how you like

just be honest just be what you are right because Right. Because whenever you're not real, it's like ends up being so fucked up. But so I just, when he wasn't laughing at my jokes, there was a moment, I don't know if you remember, but I was like, uh, why are you laughing at me? That's fucking funny, pal. Yeah. Yeah. You just stopped the whole show? Yeah.

I timed it out. I go, did you just wah, wah, wah my joke in front of fucking millions of people? So now you're doing your own podcast. How long have you been doing Me Inspiration? I'm on my 40-something episodes, so not too long. Oh, you're a baby. Relatives will be new, yeah. How's that going?

Is it just you? It's me, but I have guests and stuff sometimes. I'm trying not to do the Zoom stuff. You see how much I interrupt. It's hard to Zoom. It's impossible to Zoom. I'm trying not to do the Zoom stuff. You see how much I interrupt. It's hard to Zoom. It's impossible to Zoom. No, you're actually pretty good at it. Yeah, you're actually very good.

The people who don't interrupt. I feel like my favorite interviews are like when I'm talking over you and you're talking over me because that's like how conversations go. And you jump in and you're like, oh, wait, that happened to me. I hate when it's just like question, answer, question, answer. And I feel like this often leads to that. I know. When it's like this is not going to the audience. I like that.

Yeah, right. When I have people complaining, like you often leads to that. I know when it's like, this was not going to the audience. I like that. Yeah. Right. When I, when I have people complaining, like you talked over the guests, I'm like, you're fucking right. I did because we're just like shooting the shit.

But yeah, I mean it. So yeah, you probably, it's probably tough to be like starting relatively starting the podcast and then pandemic hits, but whatever. It's cool.

Like I have little Esther on a lot, you know, Esther Bravitsky. She's so funny funny she um she's like one of my best friends for forever and she and we already had our girl falling out so we're cool wow how'd that happen we had that happened like years ago we had three years off no you have to have one what happened what was it over it was nothing it was like she we had a friend in common who was like you should hide in the bathroom and surprise her we were new friends he's like she'll love that and i was like okay so i like popped out and she was like like who does that and then i was like all right fuck you i didn't know you had a actual falling out a year fallout over that girls are fucking insane like

there wasn't a second where it's like yeah your friend told me to do it like my bad I didn't realize you had a thing so who was more were you mad like she was mad at you for that and then you were like fuck off or you were mad at that I think it just had to happen it was like in the beginning the friendship and they're just it was like you know dealing with egos and stuff

like that and now we kind of just are always trying to out for each other and that's kind of like what we do I feel like guys don't ever have that falling out. I might have to sneeze. Okay, guys don't ever have that falling out because we just like just deal with it. Like I have friends. I was going to say, as he sneezes, quick,

put your dick in his mouth. Now's your time. Strike! Strike! But we just like, we kind of just don't, I just kind of just swallow i have friends who i've had for 12 to 15 years who i don't even like a little bit i couldn't believe you didn't jump in there what you said you just swallow it yeah but i like i like i don't even like them at all even though like a little bit like i i appreciate i enjoy nothing of their company i enjoy nothing

about their personality and i still hang out with them all the time. All the time, regularly. Well, that's a you problem. I don't think it's a guy problem. I would rather just kind of put up with that than have to have a falling out or a big discussion. Yeah. By regularly, I mean every few years.

We were talking shit on each other. It was fun. We broke up and then we were talking shit on each other. And then we just came back together and it's like whoops was there yeah was there a moment of like reuniting like uh you saw each other again and i was like hey and then i was like i heard you were like talking to me she's like i heard you're talking shit on me and i was like okay what's up bitch like high five that kind of guy i'm over like that shit i don't get in fights with girls anymore like

whenever girls come with me that i'm just like oh you're not in my life bye like i don't have like that well it's also easy when you're easier when you're successful too and you you do have like good people around you it's like i don't need to put up with your shit you know i know i have whitney so back up but it is fun to hang out with after i said that hanging out with girls can be troublesome, it actually is so fun, too, and it works. It's so good. It's just rare.

All of us are really nervous because we're like, ugh. Well, I saw Whitney and Nikki Glaser talking about how they would mute each other on Instagram. I would never do that. Nikki was like, if you're so hot, like you looked really hot that day. I'm going to mute you or hide whatever so that I can't see you because it like makes me feel insecure about myself. But Whitney was like, I think I'm pretty too. And I was like, what the fuck's going on?

I think I'm pretty. I feel fine about how I look. I don't care. I like that. It's crazy to me that girls can't admit that. Like it's just a fucking fact you just get shit on when you're young and you just like internalize it and you think you're ugly like i definitely exactly like the middle handsome brother in middle school when they were like very popular it's not i got called like you know and you just and you internalize it and my parents were like very not like they were very like if people were like she's pretty like wait till her nose grows. And you know, they'd always be like, Ooh, kind of like roasty. And so I actually, this is my favorite thing my dad's ever said. I was on vacation with them like

five years ago, six years ago, something like that. And I gained weight. And I was diving off of the dock. And my dad goes, Look, everybody, it's Greg Weight Gainers. It's that Greg Weight Gainers driver. It's so good. Weight Gainers. And I'm diving. You're fat and have AIDS. Yeah.

That's tough. It's like I'm a fat AIDS person. I'm one of those AIDS people that eats their emotions. I have my lesion and I eat it Annie and Magic Johnson the only two people to put on weight with AIDS listen we're at the top

1% like flying through the air about to hit the water like what did you just say what I was laughing so hard in the water if it's in a joke, it doesn't hurt. But yeah, no, it's fat shamed as a child. Fat shamed and molested is a double whammy.

And now, you know, that's how you become a comic. I saw a tweet go viral the other day. No, go ahead. No, I was just going to say, I always say, I forgot I have ADD. Go ahead. I saw a tweet. I think it was an OnlyFans girl. She said something like, I was ugly when I was a kid, so I had to be funny so people

liked me. And then I got hot in my 20s, and that's how I'm perfect now. I was like, yeah, that's the recipe. That's probably the best case scenario. Get a personality and then get funny. Or then get hot. I just like, yeah, I guess I just thought I was ugly for long enough. And then I was like, oh, I'm just like, no matter whether just um you know thought i was ugly for long enough and then i was like oh

i'm just like no matter what whether people think i'm pretty or not it's like i just am that i'm ever going to be now so i may as well enjoy it fuck you know like what am i going to be like oh i'm old and ugly and then like you know in 10 years when you're actually old and ugly yeah all right we're gonna play a game called uh answer the internet here it's usually like a separate video but because of covid we're just going to play a game called Answer the Internet here. It's usually like a separate video, but because of COVID, we're just going to roll it into the podcast. So these are questions from all over the Internet, our podcast and Reddit and all sorts of shit.

So let's start with, would you rather always feel sticky or always feel itchy? I'm sticky. Reminds me of middle school i knew that was gonna come i know like itchy sucks you don't want to be just like all the time yeah i feel like sticky just sticky i feel like it's almost uh when you're moving around you would feel sticky when you're just sitting and you're itchy you know what i mean like if you laid down you were covered in some sticky shit but you're just laying there i think you'd be like you wouldn't feel it yeah itching is i mean i get that yeah we do that sticky's

another person's problem yeah right right that's a good way to put it what if my legs are sticking together what if i'm sticking the seat that does suck sticking the seat you have to wear pants don't be bottomless while you're in your car. Yeah, leather. That's why I hate leather seats and all. I was bottomless when I pulled up alongside you the other day on the road. I know. Oh, my God.

And how is your baby doing? So you don't drink now, but rewind a little bit of time. But I did, if you want to ask me a question, too. Would you rather be permanently hungover or never be able to drink again? Never be able to drink again. Obviously. Yeah. You guys,

you don't miss hangovers. I'm telling you, I, I can't, I look at people's hangovers and I, I laugh in their face. I laugh at them. I laugh at you.

It's like, you just did it to yourself. Yeah. You just did it to yourself, but also just keep drinking. But yeah, that was Tommy Lee's advice yesterday. He's like, you just did this to yourself. Yeah, you just did it to yourself, but also just keep drinking. But yeah, that was Tommy Lee's advice yesterday. He's like, these fucking people, they sit there and they're crippled and they eat their aspirin and they eat their weird foods.

It's like, just keep drinking. There's one way out. That's exactly what I said to Tommy Lee too. I was like, people are always like, oh, why don't we have a cure for hangovers? Yeah, we do. It's a fucking beer. It's a drink. And you don't have to keep drinking the rest of the day.

Just like one in the morning, you will fucking stave you off a little bit. 100%. What's the weirdest thing you've said to a person in the middle of sex? Or the weirdest thing that you've heard said to you? I have to imagine you said some weird shit. Like, is my dad mad at me? There's a lot of like, wait, is my dad mad at me? I like, I'm always like.

He's like, no, we're good. Keep going. My dad's like, you're fine, honey. Weirdest thing said to me during, okay. I had one like, you know, weeklong affair with this guy once, and he was really tall. He was very tall. This is how he got me.

We were at a party. He was a mutual friend. He was like 6'8", but his face looked like Garfield. It was an ugly face, but very tall. I know. Was he like an athlete or anything, or just a normal person who's 6'8"? No, he was just a...

That's the worst. If you're 6'8", and you don't play basketball or football... That means you didn't learn how to walk until you were 12. Yeah're just a freaking uncoordinated one not it wasn't great but we were waiting for our ubers and i said something like i made some joke like well you know sometimes you just want to get you know choked till you're purple or something and he um clotheslined me onto the hood of a car and i was like okay i'll cancel my uber and um it was just like at the right time i was in that phase of life you know yeah and he careful what you so we would have really crazy we had like really crazy like very violent crazy sex that was fine it was consensual

but in the middle of it he would be like like hey i'm like ew don't no time you should be saying call me bitch the only time you should exactly the only time you should be saying hey during this is if i've literally my eyes have rolled back and i've stopped breathing and you're like hey wake up wake up shaking my that was like the worst one i was like oh god one time i was um i was at a gynecologist and um when he was in the middle of doing the exam first of all he stuck his finger in my ass which has never happened in what by like accidents or he was i don't know what was going on i think you're supposed to be a fucking expert it's his finger my ass and then he like pulls it out he goes wait are you tim letterman's sister which is my brother and i'm like yes what highly inappropriate he goes i just realized like you said you were a comedian i saw your last

name he goes you're my son was in the same frat as your brother and i party with them and i was like what i guess you party with me i guess you party with me too your fucking fingers on my ass i was gonna say i love that he i mean obviously gets up in the last name but it feels like he like feels your asshole he's like wait a minute is this tim letterman i felt this asshole just like this is it running the family? That is, I think that that guy. I'm going to use that excuse from now on forever. Like, look, gynecologists don't even know which hole is which.

It wasn't a mistake. It was a big mistake, man. That is not how it's supposed to go. I was on all fours. He did it doggy style. Is that weird? Do you believe someone if they say they don't know their number? Yes. Do you believe that?

I definitely do not know my number. Of course. Who knows their number? What kind of fucking prude is that? If you know your number, you're a fucking weirdo. Right. Well, I don't think it's necessarily a weirdo. I think it's just that you haven't fucked a lot of people.

Or just like, but like you're so into it that you're like, I got to be able to brag about this and like, I want to know how many people do this so I can tell my friends. I don't think I've known since I hit like five. I was gonna say, when'd you lose count? Like finally five. Dude, college. I'm like drunk. I don't fucking remember.

Yeah. I was like blacked out my whole fucking, I honestly feel like I should be five years younger because I blacked out for five years. I'm like, I shouldn't even count. You should. You should just say you're five years younger because I blacked out for five years. I'm like, I shouldn't even count. You should. You should just say you're five years younger. Who's going to stop you?

But the anxiety, I could like what you're doing when I was 25. So it's like, I'm glad I did it early because the anxiety, I was a waitress in Santa Fe in the small town. And it's like, you're like, do I know? Like everyone. Yeah. Your finger's been in my ass. Yeah. I know. Are you my gynecologist?

Are you my brother's frat brother's dad? Who parties with you for some reason? Here's a question. I don't think we could ask many of our guests this, but I get the impression we could let it fly with you. Can you dump someone whose parents both have cancer? Yes. That was a quick and cold-blooded answer, Annie.

Do you let them know like that's why that's so funny if that's your reason for breaking up with him that's actually your gangster and you you respect yourself that's like such codependent shift to not take care of yourself dude it's got to be you first look i don't have this i don't have it in me to deal with two cancer parents right now like right now i'm like playing a fantasy role, but also just speaking honestly as me, if someone close in my life, they have to be my girlfriend.

If someone in my life has both their parents gets cancer, you're too much. You're out, man. You got a lot of drama. Would you give it like, uh, all right.

I want to break up, but like, let me give it like a couple more months to see if things, you would just be like, you're done you're done they don't have that many months they need that time to spend with their parents I don't want to take away from their time their parents are dying I just listen

I once I had a boyfriend I remember it was his birthday he was a rollerblader he was a rollerblader what do you mean he was a rollerblader that was his thing I used to do a joke on stage where I'd go I'm dating a rollerblader. What do you mean he was a rollerblader? Like, professionally? That was his thing. That was his thing.

I used to do a joke on stage where I'd go, I'm dating a rollerblader. Everyone would erupt into laughter. I'd be like, guys, I didn't even tell a joke. That's just a statement of fact. I just said what he does. That's what he loves to do. I'm like, imagine here. I'm, like, afraid I'm going to find him in the back, like, hanging from the ceiling, you know?

Is rollerblades still spinning? The wheels still spinning? He'd be like, oh, no. If you're dating a rollerblader, I think, like, your bigger your bigger fear should be you're fighting him in the back sucking a dick i mean i wish he was that type of rollerblader i mean it was just he wasn't even the cool gay kind he was just great i was like what are you doing he's got a skateboard you want to roll a pussy gross his 30th birthday, his mom flew out here from Jersey. We went to Disneyland.

Grown-ups. No kids. If you're over seven, you're too old for Disneyland. Sorry. It's not acceptable. I feel like you would be like, fuck no. I'm not going. It had been like three years with this guy. I was like, oh, I want to break up with him so bad. And we're walking through Disneyland. I hate it so much. And I was like, I'm just going to make sure that I don years with this guy. I was like, Oh, I want to break up with him so bad. And we're walking through Disney. And I hate it so much. And I was like,

I'm just going to make sure that I don't remember this day. I was like making sure nothing crazy happened. Like just, you know, I was like, I'm going to dump him and it's going to be done. And then I take a bite of a turkey leg and I, my phone blows up and everyone's like Robin Williams killed himself. And I was like, no no i will forever remember this i remember thinking that i was like can i dump a guy on his birthday when his mom's in town and we're at disneyland like i just and robin williams died on top of me and fucking robin i'm like i should be like this is too hard for me i never met him but it's still too hard did you do

it did you dump him i broke up with him, so much later. I stayed with him forever. It's crazy how much people you'll stay in a relationship when you're like, this sucks. I don't want to be here. And you just do it. Yeah. Well, I was like, he's nice. I was telling my guy friend, I'm like, but he's so nice.

And my friend was like, you know, that's the base for what a boy. Yeah, that should just be humans you associate with. You don't have to like fucking love those ones in return. Yeah, it's so funny. But you know you learn everything. Couple more here would you date someone knowing that all of their exes are dead uh yeah but you don't know how they died like what if he murdered all of them she's like yeah then double and'm like, I'm getting a lot of do this. I'm like, get the mop and bucket. I guess not.

I like a little tragedy. But you know what? I've dated a lot of guys who have dead dads. And that was fun for a while. And then I realized it was, I'm like, I just, I'm like a father-in-law. I would like a guy to say the magic words, Annie, meet my dad. I'm like, oh my dad. Oh, my God. Do you think you just attract guys with dead dads or do you seek out guys with dead dads?

I think I have a masculine energy, like a paternal, like a thing I'm going to like. Guys, I want to fuck my father figure. So you fuck guys with daddy issues. It's not girls. It's the guys who have daddy issues. Wow. You are truly called out. That's wild.

Oh, Annie. My dad ran out for cigarettes 10 years ago. Annie's clearly been smoking that long. So. I know. I fucked your dad too. I fucked your dad. Your dad bought me cigarettes. Last one.

In the afterlife, you can only hang out with people who died the same way that you died. How would you choose to die? Joe. For those listening at home, Annie choked her neck and jerked off. She did the autoerotic asphyxiation. The international sign for autoerotic asphyxiation. You'd be hanging out with a kid from my high school. Look at my high school.

Yo, he was, I was a senior. He was a freshman. He didn't show up for class. I went to a boarding school. He didn't show up for class, so the housemaster went into his room, and he was hanging on the back of the door. Yeah. And then it was a Catholic school, so fucked up,

we wouldn't even give him a funeral because he killed himself. Oh my god. So that guy would be there. True story. We shipped him back to Washington for his funeral. His little dick was hanging out they put a little communion on it.

Catholic church. The Catholic church is so fun. Instead of shutting his eyes they just pulled his pants his little like fly oh my god the belt was still around throw him in a fucking box out of the house of god god damn man my God, that just made me think it was so crazy. What if? What if?

They sold David Carradine's belt. Do you think people would buy it? Oh, I guarantee that. David Carradine, the guy from Legend of Kung Fu, the old guy, he died. He was like the other guy who jerked off. Him and you. Robin Williams was doing that or he just hung himself i just

assume that people hang themselves they're just because at the end when you might as well what was this all about the whole time just at the very end the very end you just feel like maybe this will go out a little bang you know well i always say if i ever commit suicide which i won't because i'm way too nosy i'm like so curious about what's going to happen in the world but if i were to kill myself, I think my suicide note would say, I was jerking off. And then you just let them figure it out.

What? What do you mean? First of all, she's a girl. I didn't think that works for her. I have one of those tails hanging out. The dragon tail. I love it. Dragon balls me, bitch. Alright, well thank you so much uh you are promoting what the the showtime the comedy store documentary it's gonna be awesome i'm in the fourth episode it's the cutest one i'm in all of them like a little bit but my special segment is there that's when they talk about me and rogan

and like kind of the current state of the comedy store. But it's really awesome. I loved doing it. And then you got Meanspiration as the podcast. Yes, that comes out on Fridays. I also do early access and Q&As on my Patreon, which is just Patreon Annie Letterman. And then YouTube Annie Letterman is where I

put all my stuff up too. And my Instagram. Awesome. Look at you. Thank you so much. Really appreciate it. Thanks, Andy. It was fucking awesome. Guys, it was so fun. We'll party. We'll eat some shit off the ground in Philly one day. Talk to you soon.

See you later. Bye. Bye. Look at his dick. Out on the little penis. Bye, penis. All right. Big shout out to Annie Letterman,

who I think kidnapped a dog. I think she did. Sounds a little weird. No, she rescued that dog. Yeah. She's not giving herself credit for the weird. No, she rescued that dog. She's not giving herself credit for the rescue. She for sure rescued that dog. Oh, 100%. That dog was not going to live a happy life.

Whitney was upset with her. No. She rescued that dog. That dog was going to be in the sewer if it wasn't for her. And just a real Philly broad, you know? She DM'd me after the interview and was like, that was a lot of fun. I'd love to come back, which I think is... She's on her way.

She's doing big things. She just came from Rogan and done him multiple times. She's hanging out with Whitney and doing major things. So getting the actual, like, hey, that was a good time for you. I think we're doing good these days. So check out Annie's podcast, Me Inspiration, and check for her to be back on the show soon. Next, let's get into it with Kaz and Low Key from Say Less with Kaz and Low Key.

They're kind of like the black KFC in Feidelberg. Oh, is that what they are? Yeah. In a way, I think they kind of are. They both have their distinct personalities and both have their distinct strengths. It's a funny story you know funk master flexes yeah yeah uh so trent thought that kaz was funk flex and he goes to me he texted me he's like let me get the exact wording because he was a little apprehensive about it because of

exactly how it all played out uh i got a good laugh out of it. He goes, who did you guys interview today? I thought I saw you guys walking with Funk Flex, or was that just a black guy with a mask on? B, bubbling B on the Scantron there, Trent. So yeah, he thought Kaz was Funk Flex. But we get together with these guys, and Kaz kaz like i

said is just a good buddy at this point a really genuinely nice cat who's super talented and he has a lot of connections when when you sort of talk to kaz about everything he's done it's like jay-z and lebron and rappers and entertainers and businessmen comics it's like oh shit i don't know he's always posting pictures on on instagram i think it's like oh there's like cas with beyonce like crazy shit so uh good dude and uh and even better uh you know even better at this this whole game that we do uh and so when i sit down with him and now low-key i want to crack open a miller light because that's what i do with my buddies that's what i do with my friends we can we can always have a miller light with with anybody during an interview professional

reasons sure but when it's a close friend a real friend and you're drinking a miller light great We can always have a Miller Lite with anybody during an interview. Professional reasons, sure. But when it's a close friend, a real friend, and you're drinking a Miller Lite, great taste, less filling, it's that much better. I'm wearing my socks. You got your Miller Lite socks on? Yeah. I did notice you got my hat back. I did not get your hat back. Oh, well, there's two.

Yeah, I don't know where that hat came from. You could have gone with that. I could have, but I like to be honest. I'm surprised. I'm surprised you weren't just like, you're goddamn right I did. So when you get your Miller Lite out, what you want to do, too, is you want to watch some football, right? And what if you don't have football? What if you don't have a streaming service?

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and I'm going to get this. I'm going to get this. No problem. There will be no screw-ups. And I'll tell you why. Because NE is the one that gets me, but I know that that is Nebraska. I'm not going to say New England. Colorado, D.C., Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Nebraska, Nevada say New England, Colorado, DC, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Braska, Nevada, New York, New North Carolina, South Carolina, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

I can't believe I still almost said New England. I can't believe you said New. I can't believe it. And then I also said, I almost said San Diego instead of South Dakota. I do that one every time. Colorado, DC, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, North Carolina, South Carolina, South Dakota. I do that one every time. Colorado, D.C., Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, North Carolina, South Carolina, South Dakota, Wisconsin.

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in the industry, Kaz and Lowkey. Say less with Kaz. In person, which I appreciate, man. Of course. I hate doing the fucking Zoom. Leave it.

On the computer, man. I mean, you got to do what you got to do, but it sucks. Yeah, man. Definitely, like, with the beginning of Say Less with Kaz and Lowkey, like, everything was Zoom. So as soon as they were like, yo, do you want to do Zoom or come in person?

I'm like, fuck it, we'll come in person. The city is like, fuck it, let me just come in. People say that. It's easier to get, like, big guests than Zoom. Yeah. And I guess it is, but you have no fucking chemistry. There's no give or take. And there's always, like, a talk over.

Yeah. And then I feel like I blew my shot like I would've I wish that we waited and we got that big guess like later when it would've been good I don't know

it's a whole thing with the window like if the window's dead and fucking taken gotta take it well you same I mean I guess you

gotta say that about the entire show right like you guys probably had a whole plan to roll out Say Less and then it's like throw that one out the fucking window

I mean how did that they don't roll like that kind of cause like you know obviously after Flickering 2 I was like like, all right, I'm going to kind of do my own thing and kind of roll it out in the way that feels more authentic to me and have somebody that's a really close friend. And I was like, all right, I had a lot of favors that I got to cash in and get guests on.

And then it was like, everything shuts down. It was literally right after All-Star Weekend, I'm feeling good. Everything's kind of coming together. And then it was like, no more sports. All right, now what? MJ and the Bulls and Last Dance saved you for a minute there. Oh, yes. You were an early guest on the show.

Yeah, we were talking that, like, I don't know, episode three or some shit of that series. That was, like, that saved the sports world for a minute. Last Dance held us all collectively together for, like, a couple weeks. Like, we had something to discuss. We were on Twitter, you know, shooting the shit about it. Then it ended, and it was like, fuck. Now we're doing it.

I'll just watch it again. The best piece of producing I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh, for sure. Was when it was, like, was it MJ was like, I'm not going to say who was in the room or anything like that. And then he cuts to Carmen Electra. And she goes, Michael Jordan. I was like, that's 10 out of 10. They knew it.

It was the best thing because Michael Jordan is such a tentpole for so many pop culture moments. And then it was like, even if you had no idea what the Bulls or The Last Dance was about, like, oh, I know Carmen Electra. Oh, I know Justin Timberlake. Oh, I know Nas. I know Phil Jackson. You know what is crazy, though? I didn't realize.

I mean, I guess I'm just getting old, man. But the amount of people who I thought were old enough or in tune enough to know about MJ and the Bulls being like, oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know this. I never saw that. I saw that i'm like holy shit i mean i guess so it's been you know 25 you know whatever years and it's like oh shit you guys but it's interesting to watch the kids that didn't have any idea about who the bulls were how much right man to now actually catch up and be like holy shit this is this is way deeper than we thought it was. You think it changed people's minds?

I think it did. You think there were LeBron stans who were like, he's the GOAT, who then watched that and were like, well, let me reconsider? Man, I almost think it was Kobe and LeBron. Because that whole decade where the NBA didn't really have

a 10-pole superstar, right? Those weird years when the Pistons and the Spurs were in the finals. By the way, it is crazy that we don't say that about Tim Duncan. He is that dude on the court, but off the court, he didn't have enough of it. There was nothing there, so I was like,

now he's that dude. Now he's got fucking dreads and he's fucking foxes. Where was Tim? Where were you fucking kickboxes where was Tim? where were you during the fucking where was this? imagine that team dunking with Dennis Rodman

together he's a 7 foot guy who kickboxes now why couldn't you do that during your career bro? I hope he takes over for Pop when Pop eventually like either him or like

Becky Hammond I think that's like the eventual I think they want it to be Becky. I think she's going to get a job. I would say, I give it less than two years. You think so? Wow. Definitely.

I was saying, I think the last dance really helped because we grew up in the Kobe and LeBron generation. You were either one of those guys. And MJ was so much of this mythical... To a lot of people, younger than us, he's just a symbol. He's the guy in the shoes.

You don't really... He's a crying meme. Yeah, he's a meme. You know what I mean? You don't even really know that this guy had a whole life. You just kind of see him in these flashy highlights. You don't really see the whole thing. That whole documentary was just great to bring it all together.

Could you imagine, though, the original idea was to do every other night of the finals, right? So on off nights of the finals that Doc would have been on. Could you imagine right now, if all this LeBron shit's happening and then every night we're doing MJ too. It was obviously very cool the way it was released. It was very cool that we bullied ESPN. Yeah.

Yo, that was the most like, we need this shit now. And we're like, put it out, you fucking pussy. All right, fine, fine. You know that there was some marketing director who had. Sometimes bullying works. Sometimes social media bullying works for the good. For the good. There was someone who had a whole plan and worked, like, months on it to get that deal.

And they're like, no, just take it. But, you know, it probably worked out even better because it's like nobody's going anywhere. Like, this is – I feel like appointment television doesn't even really exist anymore. Yeah, we said that. Like, that was the – you know, after Game of Thrones ended, I feel like we were saying that there might not be another week to week on that level. You have to watch. And then it was that for like six weeks or whatever. It was like Roots for sports fans.

Every night I'm sitting here watching like, yo, no one knows the outcome of all this shit. You already know. We're still like, I need to know the story. We know that shit. We had Roots in my house growing growing up And I don't know why Really? I swear to god man I never watched it but it scared me

I was a little kid and I was just like Now growing up and looking back on it I was like why the fuck do we have roots? But it's important It's important for the people listening That barstool is detrimental We all should have roots It's the problem So people listening. That bar stool is detrimental to the roots. We all should have roots, okay? It's the problem.

So how did this come about? How did you guys link up? Oh, my God. I've known him forever. You guys have known him, what, we've known each other about 12, 13 years, man? It's rare, by the way, to have someone that long in your life now. I feel like so much in and out, especially in work and the business, to have someone that long. We've known each other in the industry for a minute, and we've traveled together,

you know, the Do-Straight-Palooza together. And long story short, he called me up one day. He was like, yo, you want to be on a podcast? I'm like, I'm really not. I don't want to say nothing crazy. You know, I work with Apple, so if I say something dumb, I'm going. He's like, nah, it's not going to be like that. We just talk sports.

We shoot the shit. Tell stories about our past. I was like, all right, fuck it. First episode up. That's how it starts. right fuck it first episode up that's how it starts so like the first episode in we're talking about like beyonce and i'm like come on like this is how we're gonna introduce me to the show but it's been good it's been fun you know he's opened my eyes to a lot of different shit and a lot of people just complimenting us, hitting us on Twitter like, we love this shit.

This is a genuine conversation. Then you get that rush too, though. You start off worried and a little apprehensive and then it starts to click. I remember when I first started, I told everybody I was writing for a sports blog. I write about sports one out of every ten blogs. Twenty.

Twenty. I'm like writing but i remember at a uh uh like a family fucking event i remember my dad he just he was standing next to me he just kind of leaned in and was like this isn't a sports blog i don't know what you just read but yeah some shit where he was like oh okay it's like that but yeah man i mean you can tell there's such a difference we started out like professionally but by like oh okay it's like that but yeah man i mean you can tell there's such a difference we started out like professionally but by now you know it feels like we're of course family so and there's such a difference in the combo yeah i can have a good conversation with

anybody but but there's always that extra level like i doubt you guys come in with like a bunch of notes like we got to hit this yeah we got to really not after we ever do i'm like yo okay like this the other day we tried to do this it was like two stories about people who got fired

and I was like oh we'll do this segment about employment like dude as soon as we start even the Beyonce conversation

I hit him up I'm like yo we're gonna talk about how Beyonce fans are like a cult let's go

he's like what what what they are by the way they are that's unbelievable I don are, by the way. They are. I know that's unbelievable.

I don't want to fuck with them, so please. No, but once he brought me into the conversation of where he was trying to go, I'm like, okay, I get that. But he's like, if you say the one thing you say will take that moment and just be like, yeah. That's the one thing I'm afraid of. We live in a headline generation. You know how it goes, man.

People barely read past it. So the first thing you see is like, Beyonce fans are cold. What? What? They're going to watch it. They're going to be like, oh. Oh, OK. Oh, OK.

I see what they're trying to say. That's the best part. Twitter now. Twitter is like, did you read the story? Yeah. Or did you just read the headline? I'm like slowly but surely trying to wean myself off of Twitter. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, like there's just no room for any sort of nuance on any sort of conversation. But I also just, like, embrace that, then. I'm just like, fuck it. Yeah, I mean, listen. Because I also can't. Certain days it's like, yo, I need the fuckery.

Certain days I need the bullshit, but the other days it's like, all right, enough. I can't. It also depends on the topic, too. Yeah, it definitely depends on the topic. You know, I can do the clickbait headline arguing when it's sports or some bullshit.

Obviously, the past year has been some stuff where you need nuance. It's been too heavy. This is not the right place. No, no, no. If we're talking about how the Just Be the Fire Adam Gase and it's like some... Yeah. Let's go all in. I'm all in on there.

You don't need any more than a headline. You don't need any more nuance than that, dude. Of course not. It's fucking crazy that you're not fired, man. Yo. Forget about getting fired. We're still talking guru and offensive genius and shit. Using titles like that.

Offensive genius. I got beef with Peyton Manning, bro. Yeah. It's like, I don't know who the fuck I got to talk to about that shit. But, like, I mean, listen. Granted, one of the greatest quarterbacks ever. I'm not a Brady fan, so I'll always put Manning above him. All right.

Yes, I said it. Yes, I said I have Brady on Barstool. Yes, I said that shit. But now I feel like. You know he threw five touchdown passes this weekend, right? That's not a point. Five. Semantics.

He threw five this weekend. The crazy thing is his girl is a huge Tom Brady fan. Yeah? Huge. No. My fiance. Is she from up there? I thought even Giselle.

I was like, yeah, of course she does. She only loves Tom Brady because I can't stand him. And I've seen the argument. But the more so. And she knows her shit? She knows her shit. She's in the sport. She knows he threw five this weekend.

Exactly. You know, first half, like anybody who saw me on Twitter, I tweeted a picture of like Hakeem Olajuwon in the Raptors jersey. First half with Tommy Wachow. Patrick Ewing in the Magic jersey. This kid made the same mistake. He was a 52. The first half of the Super Bowl.

Yeah. I remember that, dude. That Super Bowl, I was talking to Big Cat, another guy here, and I was like, I know they're going to come back in some way, shape, or form. I really didn't think they were going to win, but I was like, either they come back and win and I'm miserable anyway, and if I start talking shit and people are clowning me for it, I'm going to be miserable no matter what.

So I'm going to start talking shit now and run up the score. Because if they do win, if the Falcons do pull it off, then I've been talking shit since the second quarter. And if they lose, I'm miserable period, so I might as well do it. So I started running my mouth. The one that went wild, it was when Lady Gaga,

remember she did the performance, she jumped off the roof and I wrote like, Pat's fans right now jumping off the roof. I went like super viral wrote, like, Pats fans right now, jump off the roof. That went, like, super viral. And I was like, yeah, like, let's go. And that was me at the end jumping. All that being said, like, I mean, I can respect Tom Brady as, like, a great football player, probably the greatest quarterback I've ever seen. Of all time, Cass.

Whatever. Say it. Of all time. My New Yorkness will not allow me to come and give him that title, okay? I can respect the mess. I can give it to him. You can. I'm so sick of Giants fans, man.

I got a guy here. I do a Mets podcast. He's Mets Giants. I'm like, that doesn't work. You're Yankees Jets, right? Yankees Jets, Nick. I call you guys gypsies. You can't be friends with me.

Anybody who mixes and matches, fuck you guys. So I got this guy. He's a Mets fan, and he's all miserable with me. And then he flips the script to the Giants. Granted, shit is not even going for them. But when it comes to the Patriots,

they're always like, oh, I don't mind them. But of course you don't mind them. Why would you mind them? I don't mind the Patriots. I don't mind Tom Brady. Of course. We have that.

Those two Super Bowls. Must be nice, bro. It's very nice. It's fucking nice. Very nice. Are you a shitty baseball fan at all? Nah, nah. Nah, yeah. We're very nice. It's fucking nice. It's very nice. Are you a shitty right now? Nah, nah. Nah, yeah.

We're black. We don't watch baseball. I'm just kidding. I fuck with the Yankees, though, all day. I went to a Yankees game, like, for the first time last year, but other than that, I'm just kidding. Yo, that's the beauty of being a Yankees fan, though. Like, you literally do not have to watch until October. Yeah, you can be a fucking frontrunner.

You're a fucking bandwagoner. I mean, as soon as the playoffs are out, oh, they're in? Oh, great. I watch that. All right. Giancarlo and Judge, whoever. Like, I don't know. Eric Judge, you tall-? Oh, great. All right. Giancarlo and whoever. I don't know. Aaron Judge, you tall-ass bitch.

Yes. But, yeah, so back, I mean, Peyton Manning, the one time he decides to ever open up his mouth about Jets' fucking business, all of a sudden, you know. Yeah, and, like, Adam Gaines didn't do a fucking thing for Peyton Manning. Nobody coaches Peyton Manning. I watch your show every week. The goddamn Jets.

Every week. You speak for me. You speak for all the Jets fans like me. I don't understand who in charge saw that's the secret to Peyton Manning. Let's get him.

Have you not seen him call a million fucking audibles throughout every career? He never loses to coaches. He doesn't look. All right, coach. Yeah, we're running that play. Omaha, Omaha, Omaha. Everyone in the world knows we're not doing what coach said we're going to do. Right?

So I don't know. I mean, Tannehill was his other guy. Yeah. Look at him. As soon as he gets in, way better. He's thriving in Carolina. It's like, do we see the fucking theme here, man? And he got Le'Veon Bell, who at one point was like the most electric offensive player in football.

I could take a nap watching Le'Veon Bell's run. Oh, my God. I love Le'Veon, dude. That's my guy. But, you know. I could take a nap. It pains me every time I see it, man. I swear.

I swear. But – Yo, so with Say Less, I love the barbershop setup, man. Appreciate that, man. That's a very cool look. Yeah, so how does that – you guys – it's like, you know, it's a real functioning barbershop. Yeah, it's a real – It's not a set.

It's a real functioning barbershop setup. My boy Vic out of Cliffside Park, Lines Den is the name of the barbershop. You can always pull up there on Anderson Avenue. But yeah. It's like a manscape. It screens all over the place. There's a bar there. And you go in like after hours?

Usually after hours, but we have free reign to the place. You know what I'm saying? And that's my guy. And sometimes we'll go in there looking to Rusty. So he'll be like, hey, before you turn the cameras on. I wish I had him today. That's an all-time finesse right there. I walked in.

I walked in before him. He was like, yo, you good? I'm like, yeah, I'm fine. He's like, you look like shit. I'm like, what's up, Vic? Nice to see you, too. He's like, sit in the fucking chair. So he lines me up.

And I'm like, yeah, I guess I was looking like shit. Yeah, we got a girl. The girl who cuts our hair is one of our sponsors as well. And she'll flat out text us like, OK, you need a haircut. Yeah. Oh, nice. Really. You're literally like a bag of shit.

He's like, I'm never letting you get on camera looking like that ever again. But no, it's a real function of Barbershop. And it kind of lends itself to the nature of the conversation. Oh, absolutely. Like, it's, you know, you know how I roll. Like, I'm not, like, the super-duper sports analyst, but, you know, I want people to kind of, like, just have a free-flowing conversation. Nobody wants the super-duper sports analyst. Yeah, like, there's a million of them.

I can't believe anybody even ever likes it. That was, like, that was the thing I was afraid of, because, like, I'm not the biggest sports guy, and he is compared to me, but I'm a big music guy. Right. So we can go back and forth about that so one day in the comments uh this guy was like clearly you don't know basketball i'm like yes i say that every fucking show i'm not the sports guy like i'm talking about yeah like so like whatever hot take i say that's not coming from an actual point of basically every opinion i have i start with i don't know what i'm talking about and you know what you you lay the groundwork for that too it's that's not coming from an actual point of view. Basically, every opinion I have, I start with,

I don't know what I'm talking about. And you know what? You lay the groundwork for that, too. It's like, you don't want anybody coming up like, well, sorry, no, actually. The third round of the... Nate Silver doesn't have a podcast. But that's what's funny, man. The whole point, the whole reason why sports is what it is

is because you can't really be a super-duper analyst. You can know all the facts, all the numbers, all everything, and, you know, you blow the 20-degree lead or whatever. That's the big, dirty secret in this entire world. Nobody knows shit. None of us know what the fuck. Nobody. In anything. I feel like surgeons are stepping up being like, well, I don't think that's the truth.

I don't think that's how you do it. Kyrie Irving had a great Instagram Live this week, and he was talking about how, like, you know, just the world of sports television and hot takes and all this type of stuff, it's like, they aren't experts. Like, they don't play the game. Like, we play the game to a certain level, but, like, who am I to tell LeBron or Kyrie, like,

whoa, you know, you should have passed him. I don't fucking know, really. Especially in the world of politics, when everyone gets mad at these people. I'm like, that girl makes $15 million a year. She'll tell you whatever you want. Yeah, Trump's great. Whatever you're going to say.

As long as the check clears. As long as I'll tell you anything. That kind of money, I will literally say whatever you want. I will lie to you right now. Yes, you may. My whole perspective on sports analysts and takes change once I read this story on Skip Bayless, and he said he doesn't check his mentions at all. He just checks his insights.

He follows no people. He follows no people. He just checks his insights. Whatever spikes up, whatever gets good, bad, or indifferent, it's the Floyd Mayweather strategy. It's like, you want to see me beat up, or you want to see me beat somebody up, you all pay the same admission. So you just get the most people. I mean, I respect that, like, to a point. You know, at some, I mean, whatever.

I mean, I could never do it. I'm behind. But I understood where he was coming from. And I stopped, you know what I mean? Like, these people that get so tight at, you know, people are like, oh, how do you say that? I'm like, dude, it's a show. He is playing a character. He is trying to poke the bear as much as he can.

Which, again, I usually, when he did the depression shit with Dak, it was like, all right, we're getting a little too far. Within the sports world, you want to talk about LeBron and MJ and all the shit he usually does? Like, go ahead. And there's an audience of people that love that and get into it. But, like, I could never see myself, like, writing, you know, like, those are like Yelp reviewers. Like, are you kidding me?

Like, you're the worst people on the planet. Like, you're really sitting here and writing a Yelp that nobody's going to read about a bad sandwich you ate? Like, that's the exact kind of thing I say when you're going to say, oh, well, Skip, what do you know what you're talking about? Like, dude, I don't know what I'm talking about. Nobody does. Nobody. Jeez, come on. We all know what I'm talking about. Nobody does. Jeez, come on. We all saw the Jalen Rose clip.

What was it? Water Pistol Pete? Like, we've seen it. Like, what are we really doing here? What are we really doing? I knew with Skip that I might have to take his opinions with a grain of salt when he said he eats Chinese food every night. Oh, my God. He does?

Every single night? Every night. Yeah, but he's like. Yeah, man, can't be trusted. But he's low- but he's like... But he's low-key Jack, though. But he's low-key Jack, though. He's high-key, man. He's ripped. He's got this weird, like...

He's Chinese food every night. Like, if you see his face, it looks a little, like, droopy, but, like, then, like, every once in a while, he'll post, like, you know, something from the night down.

I'm like, bro, like, is he on the gas? But what does that menu look like is he on the gas what does that menu look like if he does Chinese food what does that like what is that

like he lives in Connecticut I believe him and Ernest but he has an apartment in New York because they record here and he says he eats

Chinese food at that apartment every night I mean if you're gonna do every night you gotta do something that's too much even I can't.

He calls me a medical marvel because all I eat is steak, chicken wings, and burgers and shit. Bro, he's been this exact size every year I've known him. He eats nothing but porterhouse steaks, drinks Jameson. It's always that way.

The people who live to 130, the people who are in good shape. He's got the Ozzy Osbourne shit where he's like, yo, he's going to bite bats off and live until he's like 95 years old. All I do is drink water in the morning. I eat fruit and I'll eat a steak here and there. I've kind of cut back on the red meat because I'm getting older.

But it's like, yeah, it's working. I don't know where it goes. I don't know if it goes in my head or whatever the case is. But I've been the same size pretty much. My metabolism is stupid. Must be nice, bro. But I still drink my water, so I'm good. If it's not water, it's like must be nice bro but I still drink my water so I'm good it's not water

it's Jameson so you've been working for Apple for a while now right? about five years yeah so music is your music is my fortune

which I feel like works perfect for sure for sure like when verses started really popping off he really got like the greatest

I think that's the greatest thing to like ever happen in hip hop I thought that is what every argument and discussion i've ever had about rap yeah it just came to life yeah and again the timing of it was just just perfect you know swizz and timo not just like they timed it out but it was just like all right this is what we can't go to concerts you know we can't do shows so it's like what how else can we bring the live experience to to i think that i would rather see that than a concert. Oh, yeah

My cows I can drink yes in my favorite music have my girl next to me and just chill Yeah, that's a perfect. We always say to like white guys at concerts. It's weird Say half the words we can't dance but yeah you guys are you guys are about 85 to 90 i know it's never good i remember i went don't listen to chris rock when he says get your dr dre on like i'm gonna tell you right now just just just just said to yourself no no don't let the words we censor the words we should be censoring the dance moves you know it's like the hitch it's like i just stay right here stay in the spot all you need is like a nice solid two-step yeah stay on beat once you're good with that you're not doing

anything if you're just like standing there then you look like a fucking so yeah if you try too hard you look like an idiot so yeah just a little bit with a nice little head nod yeah i mean nice little two-step maybe like if if there's something we're all doing everybody say i'll do that so you know it's gonna be weird by the way like we haven't really seen it yet but when bars and shit come back it's gonna be like when in like the rom-coms where you're like at the party and everyone's doing the same dance yes like that's gonna happen in real life because you're tick-tocking shit we haven't seen it yet but you're gonna be at a bar and like you know whatever song comes on people are gonna be fucking doing the moves everybody's doing the same moves.

I swear, if I see that shit, I'm literally walking out. I've seen it enough for the past eight months online every fucking morning. Now I got to watch it in a bar. What are you even doing here? It's going to happen, bro. Why are you even in this bar? At least again with the whites. It will happen with the whites.

No, listen. Listen. I'm going to tell you right now. Once bars are opened back up, please, keep the TikTok dances only look good by yourself. I know what you're going to try and do. They're going to be like, oh, this is the new thing now. You're going to try and do the line dance. You're going to try and have

10 or 20 people doing it at the same time. I'm going to tell you right now, before it happens, it's not going to look good. It's not going to go how you think it is. It's not going to go how you think it's going to go, man. Just stay two-step head nod. It's the same thing as concerts. We're not going to go how you think it is. It's not going to go how you think it's going to go, man. Just stay two-step head nod. It's the same thing as concerts. Guys, let me tell you what. We're going to try anyway.

We're not going to take that advice. I promise you. You're right. It's like rhythm. Rhythm? What's that? What's your line? You always say you dance to the words of songs.

It's not the beat. I know I'm supposed to dance to the beat. I cannot dance to the beat. Wait, so you're dancing to the verses? Let me explain this process. So you're dancing to the verses and the chorus and not the actual instrumentation. 100%, man. So, like, you start spitting double-dime and he starts dancing faster.

And I know, I know I'm supposed to be dancing to the beat. I just can't dance to the beat. Were you taught that or is that just some funny mechanism you have? It's just white people. Yeah, like, so many times I'll watch, watch them like, yo, what are you listening to? What are you trying to – what are you matching with? And then like Eminem song come on and I was like – That's what they're doing.

Okay, I get it. I fundamentally understand I am supposed to be dancing to the beat. You can't do it? And I just cannot do it. There's something in like our DNA. It's like we're programmed to like speak to the manager and dance to the words. That's just what's in our blood, man. Oh, my God.

We can't help it. No, speak to the manager. It's been a big speak to the manager year, man. Yes, it has. My whole thing with rap, I'm always like the old man yelling at the cloud can't stand new shit They don't make them what they used to the whole nine But but I feel like prize me and Kev have like very deep like rap debates like after like every like do surprise people with that As long as I've known Kev like he was always very sports guys

But like as the verses bottles of pop noms like, oh, you know what? I love to see like Lloyd Banks versus Then like I'll see like he'll like every once in a while like I'll see like an old picture of Kevin like a fubu shirt Rules I never did fubu and I never did Mecca Yeah, oh fuck yeah, how do you do Foo Boop? Would you dance into the word? With the music? Like, don't, don't, don't. They don't go together. Let me pull up, let's pull up a high school picture.

Word, like, I don't think we're together. You might have seen this already, but I'm going to pull up for you. The high school Feidelberg is. It's bad. Oh, my God. You know, Tyler, I am. Yes, yes, sure. Well, not my guy. I met through Kev, but yeah.

Tyler, Tyler quote tweeted this picture and just went, I want to punch this picture in the fucking face. Here it is. Look at my man. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. There he is. This is definitely.

You look like a brainy douchebag, bro. 2004 Jay-Z. That was a short necklace. It's a fucking... It's a rope? No, it's a four-leaf clover that a cop cut off my neck. Oh, my gosh. You fit so many descriptions right now.

You look like a lot of the kids I went to high school with. Unrelated. Unrelated. I see the Jay-Z. That's just a girl. Oh, my God. She's not related to me at all. Wait, wait, wait. That's just a girl. Oh, my God. She's not related to me at all. Wait, wait, wait.

That's not a deep fake? Wait, wait, wait. That's not your sister? Nope. That's just a random chick. I don't know that girl. And God bless her. Like, obviously, we get this picture, and it goes super viral.

And she's like, oh, fuck. See, this guy has more lookalikes and doppelgangers than anybody on the fucking planet. I forgot about that girl. That poor girl, man. It's like the Trevor Lawrence lookalike lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. But, yeah, like, Kev is, like, a surprisingly, like, you know, New York heavy, like, rap head.

My first, the first CD I ever bought was Legal Drug Money, Lost Boys. No shit. I'm in deep. I was just listening to them the other day. Like, they're one of my favorite groups. Yeah, man. They're so underrated in deep. I was just listening to them the other day. They're one of my favorite groups. Yeah, man. They're so underrated, man. Mine was J-Lo on the 6th.

That explains both of us very well, man. The first album I ever bought... It was J-Lo and Limp Bizkit. I bought both at the same time. Mine was close. Mine was close. I used to remember... Everybody remembers like FYE,

like For Your Entertainment or whatever. I got a coupon and I got to buy three CDs. And the three CDs I bought was Dr. Dre 2001, Weird Al Yankovic Amish Paradise. What? And I want to say Kooliozy. Wow. No, no, no. It was NSYNC No Strings Attached.

Yeah! All right, so you can't talk. No, I don't. Listen, I grew up in Staten Island. Like, I know. I take every, you know, little sample of every place I grew up at. So, you know, I could mingle with the white folks and know, like, you know, digital get down, JC Shazam.

They're heading their time, by the way. Yo. Digital get down. They're talking about, you know, sexting and pictures and all that shit, like, way ahead of the game, dude. Yo, if that shit came out right now, somebody's going to do

like a TikTok, like, challenge to that shit right now. Don't give them any fucking idea. I mean, I'm not mad at it, but nah, like, I could always, like,

kind of, like, touch everything, but yeah, like, Kev would... Versus, it was my favorite shit ever. What was your, what's your opinion of the whole thing Also Lowe does the

Cheat sheets for the Versus too So like Yeah yeah yeah So you know like Break it all down I just did that Just off the

Off the humble And Apple came in And was like Yo can we use these Like this is Perfect for the show And it actually does well For the artist's catalog

Cause people are going Back in and just Listening to their shit Right But my favorite one Was T-Pain and Little John Because T-Pain shouted me out oh

yeah that's why that's why the best moment of that was when little john uh was he started talking about vaccines and he was like when they get a vaccine i'm not gonna take it and tk was like whoa come on we were going off the rails really good. We were lashing back in. I miss the era of verses when everything went off the rails. Yeah. Sean Garrett and, like, the Dreamhorns when, like, he's, like, slobbering. Yes. Just, like, the very first one on the phones. Yeah.

When Swiss had to go out to his car. First of all, when you have to go to your car to get a better Wi-Fi connection, you're rich. But then, like, even, you know, when, like, Beanie Man did it and they were, like, together. And it was almost like a mini concert. That was cool. But I'd rather it be a little grimy. I miss the charm of rappers not knowing how to use Instagram. I mean, that got old quick because it's like, all right, guys, I want to watch.

I want to enjoy it. But the first couple of times they did it, it was just like, oh, shit. They're actually just on their phones holding a shit in the studio, talking shit to each other. And now it's like a full-on production. And I like that, too. I like that aspect. But it's like a full-on production. And I like that, too. I like that aspect. But it's getting a little bit just, like, predictable. Yes.

You know what I want? I want an actual battle. It's all good. It's all love. It's like we're really just celebrating each other's catalog. Yeah. I want, like, I thought for a second when 50 got in the mix and they were talking T.I.

That would be something. There was actually some, like, bad blood. Too close. Too close. Like, 50 played too much, man. Yeah. Too many eyes for that kind of situation. He was doing what he would say and what kind of absolutely.

And he's petty and he doesn't like it. He doesn't like to lose. Right. Like it'll be it'll turn into something. Yeah. He's that guy like you're busting balls. And he's like, well, yeah, I hope your mom gets cancer. Yeah.

And it's like, all right. We're taking it. Fun's over, guys. This is exactly why we don't joke with you. The funniest video in the history of the world is still that Floyd video. What he did to Floyd, man. If you could read one page of a Harry Potter book,

it's like that. He would say something like that during the battle. It's like, bro, we weren't here for that. I do think, though, an actual win or lose, you know, like, where it really matters to somebody if they win it, I think would be cool. Yeah, I mean, you know what? It started like that.

Like, I feel like the first couple episodes, like, I think the Hit-Boy Boy Wonder One was the one that felt like the most competitive. Yeah. Because, like, you could tell. You could tell. There was not bad blood, but you could tell, like, they've been. There's pride on the line. Yeah.

Like, you know, when you're producers, they were doing like Nelly and Ludacris. It's like, you guys are too successful. You've all sold 20 plus million. It doesn't, you know, you're in Fast and Furious, bro. Yeah. You're good. I don't think you need this. You've done a million, hundred million dollar movies with Diamond.

There's nothing that anybody's ego could get checked out. So it could be a celebration. It could be fun. But like, I think that's the future of it. I feel like, you know, once,

hopefully, when we get back to normal, like, I think it'll turn into some sort of like Sound Clash thing where like, you know.

I think it could, it could, you know, go off into a festival because if you bring certain artists on the road, that could turn into like, so many different demographics.

But yeah, festival. Have they, i feel like they've like slowed down a little bit have they had one a little while yeah i mean i i was too white for that one i got nothing here you know oh yeah was that like the same day as like the kickoff of the uh there was something sunday yeah because i remember it was week one of the nfl season i was like i love you patty Patty, but I don't know. I watched like maybe 30 minutes of it.

I made a cheat sheet. I'm like, all right, here, I did my due diligence. Dude, they all get like half a mil, right? It's like 500,000 people watching. It's badass. I think Brainy and Monica have about two or three mil. That's crazy. Yeah, like 500 concurrent, I meant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. And the juice is worth the squeeze because if you look after every battle, like's streams shoot up so it's like well it's a lot like the last dance too like where people learn they're like oh i didn't know luda had that many you know and even myself like i know all these guys and i'm like i forgot about that one forgot about that or it was cool i like with the producers too like like rizzo did some shit that i was like i had no idea that was really and that's and that's the beauty of like the cheat sheet because it's like i bring up songs that we all forgot about or we just forgot that they were on this album

or we just haven't listened to them in like 10 years. So it's fun to watch people rediscover the music. You know what I mean? So that's the beautiful part. So who's your dream versus? Ooh. Man, mine, still, I've said this from the jump. Probably Carly Rae Jepsen and Ashley Simpson.

No, listen. That would be good. I would fuck with that. She drops Call Me Maybe. She drops Pieces of Me. That's like, you know, do you leave with that? Do you use that as your finale? Give me a cheat sheet on that.

I do want to keep versus, you know, a cultural thing as much as we can. But if I were to pick two cultural things. In this bubble, you've been hearing the same thing. This as we can. But if I were to pick two cultural things... This is our thing, you guys. Let's keep it that way. But if I were to pick one to handle your point, I'd like to see Britney vs. Christina. I'd like to see that.

Wow. You was at the front of the Free Britney campaign. I was going to say, when she gets emancipated, throw her on stage stage Let her fuck around But my personal dream one Would be Pharrell vs. Kanye Like I think that's But see now

Here's the question Alright Is it just producing Or is it I think it's gotta be everything Your whole catalog I think that's what makes it special I feel like Luda and Nelly

Started that too Where they All of a sudden We were doing features And things that you just Put a verse on It's like well If we're gonna do that

It opens it up to a lot of shit but then alright so then do you include production from the Neptunes or just Pharrell and then Kanye's yeah

cause also let's be honest Chad is not putting asses in the seats whatever that dude's name was come on man I don't know I'll fuck with Chad he'll go all the way

we'll fuck with the Neptunes but it's like we know the money bread winner yeah and it wasn't like Kanye was in the booth by himself too making all these beats too like he had help that's what I'm saying like so like does he play

the ones that he only did or does he play the ones that John Bryan helped him make you know where the craziest part of that would be is narrowing it down to 20 yes I mean how do you pick I can't have 20 you need like 200 you can literally do 20 as. No. You need like 200.

You can literally do 20 as an artist and 20 as a producer. I'm so fascinated by it because you can be the better rapper, producer, have the better catalog. You might lose if you don't battle it. Oh, yeah. If your sequencing isn't correct, then your night is done. What do you think if you had to just put a strategy to it? Like, you know, I always say, stand-up comics always say, you lead with your second best joke, and you close with your best joke. Like, would you come out with your number one hit? You save that for the end?

It just depends on what type of artist I am. It depends on who I'm battling. And it depends on if I'm going first or second. Yeah. So if I go first, I'm coming to knock your head off. Absolutely. Right? But if I go second, now I coming to knock your head off. Absolutely. Right? But if I go second, now I have to match your tempo.

And also, you got to get a gift. If you don't get a gift, if we're not memeing you, like I don't remember shit about the Jadakiss-Fab battle, but I remember Jadakiss doing the drunk Jadakiss dance. I was like, he won. That's it. I don't need no water. I'm a grown-ass man.

And that's the thing. You got to have charisma. You got to have personality. Like, Fab is not that personal guy. So he was just sitting there the whole time. That was tough. But Jada was just in there having a great time, drinking shit. I'm like, take a shot, Fab.

Do something. Get loose. Get loose with this shit. Yeah, that's why Snoop and DMX was funny. Because it was like dancing. Yes. And then that was a celebration. Because Snoop, I mean, Snoop might be unbeatable. That's my thing, too.

Like with Snoop and DMX, like, you know, you got to know what songs they're playing. Like if Snoop really wanted to, you know what I mean? He took his vote off the pedal. He took his vote. He wanted to make it more of a show, a celebration. But if Snoop really wanted to put like his 20 best joints, it's like, I love DMX. Because he played a couple of personal favorites. And it's just like, oh, okay. And I really wants to put like his 20 best joints, it's like, I love the MX. Because he played a couple of personal favorites

and it's just like, oh, okay. And I respect that. I like it. It's not what we're here for. Primo did the same thing. Yeah. He played a couple things

and was just like, let's, you know. It's like, come on. You're not playing to win. Yeah. Right, right, right. So who would be the dream? Hov and

I would rather see Hov and Snoop. Yeah. Those are probably the only guys who go toe-to-toe with each other. Hov and Snoop. Yeah. Those are probably the only guys who go toe-to-toe with each other. Yeah, Hov and Snoop could really... Jay-Z's crazy, man. I think Hov and Drake is like... He's not wrong, but the vibe is not there.

I know it's two different audiences. I don't think Drake... He's the cheat code for Versus, bro. I'm with Kaz. You can't beat cheat code for Versus bro I'm with Kaz you can't beat him in Versus I'm not rolling I'm not rolling

Holden's the only one no no no see this is alright see now this is where the clips are gonna go viral the headlines yeah

low key it's Drake I love Drake but I feel that like he said he has a cheat code you know all his music is just all over the place

it's R&B it's hip hip-hop, it's pop. Appropriate whatever you want. Yeah, so he is a cheat code. Hov is just a... But isn't that... I mean, that shouldn't be a negative. It should. No, it's not a negative, but it's like...

So he's versatile as fuck. It's unfair in a versus battle, because you know... But that's my point, though. I was like, come on, like... Playing LeBron one-on-one is not fair. Yeah, like, all right, bro. Nobody told him to not be LeBron. Not be 6'8". I get it, playing LeBron one-on-one is not fair. Yeah. Nobody told him to not be LeBron. Not be 6'8".

I get it. I get it. It's just like, Jay is my, like, that's the epitome of Drake. The gold standard. Yeah. So people comparing him to Drake, it's like he's not there yet. I see it. I see where it's going to go.

I see where it's going to end. But the story is not there yet. They put him too close to Jay. It's like, ease up. Like, take the foot off the pedal real quick. Drake has a's going to end. But the story is not there yet. They put him too close to just that. He's like, ease up. Take the foot off the pedal real quick. Drake has a lot more to do. Yeah. Because I feel like he doesn't have that bonafide classic album.

Right. Like that. No. Bonafide. If we're going to call it close, take care. Take care. I think he's got two, maybe three classics. See, this is what I'm saying.

Two, maybe three classics. I got Take Care. Okay. you got two, maybe three classics. See, this is what I'm saying. Two, maybe three classics. I got Take Care. Okay. I got Nothing Was The Same. No. I got Uncertain Days So Far Gone. Two, maybe three. So Far Gone, okay.

Yeah, okay. Maybe. Maybe. But that's not bonafide. I also thought some of his best shit was like mixtapes. I want a studio album that's like, here it is. This is my classic work. My magnum opus.

That's what I'm waiting for. That's what it's like. This is the album that's going to make or break my career. Not even make or break. Just like, yo, I've arrived as a classic artist. I also feel like it's kind of unfair because his era is still kind of going. You know what I mean? And not saying Hov is done or anything like that.

But it's like, we grew up with Hov. We know without Blueprint. Classics.. Like, we know, like, without—reason without blueprint. Classics. No question. You know what I'm saying? But, like, I feel like the older we get and the more we, like, separate ourselves, like, from the time of the drop, we can look back and be like, damn, Take Care was a moment. Damn, nothing was the same as a moment.

But see how fast you did that with Hove? See how fast when you were like, yo, okay, close your eyes, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. We don't do that with him yet. Because we're older. We are washed. Yeah, we washed, bro. How old are you, boom, boom. We don't do that with him yet. Because we're older. We are washed. Yeah, we washed, bro. How old are you, man?

26. 26. Okay, so what was the first Drake album you listened to? Do you listen to Drake? Yeah, Nick might not be the guy. But you know what I mean? He's a couple years younger than us. But that age group, Drake is going to be their hove.

They're not going to know a time before Drake. You know what I'm saying? Just like a lot of people don't know a time before hove where you just immediately know, yeah, I'm just getting into hip hop. Oh, wow, what a great – Well, let me ask you this because that age group, where would you put Lil Wayne on all this? Because that's who around these parts –

Oh, Wayne's my personal top three. In Varsal for that age you're talking about, I guess maybe a little bit older, a lot of people here will be like, that's their Hov. Wayne's in my top five. Do you think Wayne and Hov would be a battle? Yes.

That'd be fun to watch. And I think, you know what it is? I think with us, the way we grew up, we didn't necessarily use chart success and streaming success as like, okay, that's a bad conversation. There's drives his narrative. Of course.

And there's like certain songs. I don't like that. I mean, I don't, I can't, I can't, I can't blame him for the era he grew up in. Streaming error is weird too.

Cause for us, it used to be like platinum and then maybe diamond. Yeah. If you tell, I don't even know what's a good stream. I streamed a hundred million or whatever. I'm like, I don't, is that good? Is that bad? I don't know, I don't even know what's a good stream. I streamed 100 million or whatever. I'm like, I don't, is that good? Is that bad?

I don't know. I can't compare. It's weird. It's hard. It's weird. But again, maybe that's just him all the time. That conversation in regards to streams and, like, numbers, that drives the success conversation with Drake.

We never really had those conversations with Jay or Biggie or Puff or whatever. It was like, they're all successful and now we're talking about their skills. Yeah, yeah. They're the Mount Rushmore. It's like, you don't question it. There's certain people that, before, it's like BC and AD. Before Hove,

after Hove. I think what's so funny, I was just saying this on the radio the other day, we're going to see rappers become like grandpas now. Rap is still such a new genre, really, that it's like. It's still a young man's game. Yeah, yeah.

But, you know, will it always be? It's like, you know, the fucking Rolling Stones. That's the next thing. We don't have our Jon Bon Jovi's Rolling Stones. So it's really like Snoop and Hov. And I guess, you know, Eminem, if you're into him. The Legacy X. Yeah, where you're like,

I'm going to be 50, 60 years old. And it's like, you can still, because the game is so much about, you know, like parties and bitches and cars and money. And it's like,

well, now it's about like my grandkids and my legacy. Credit score. But that's the thing. Thanks, Hove. That's the thing. Like, but Hove,

like Hove did that. Yeah. It was, was it 4-4-4? 4-4-4. Yeah. Like, but Holtz did that. I mean, Holtz did that. Yeah. It was, what was it, 4-4-4? Yeah, like, investing your money. That's the conversation for us. Like, for me and him, like, all right, financial literacy and, you know, just black leadership. Like, those are the things that we can speak to.

I can't speak to what Lil Uzi Vert is talking about. Yeah, right. And sometimes even the shit Drake talks about. It's just like, ah, like, that was college. Like, we're still talking about, like, the girl that left you on Redditor. Yeah, it's like, bro, you're right. Cheesecake factory?

Drake, you a cheesecake factory? Come on, bro. We're still in that pocket of heartbreak. It's like, bro, come on. I like hearing Drake talking about being a father. I like Drake talking about

just life shit. I want to, you know, he's an artist and you want to hear him be a little bit more real. And like, you know, I'm not doing the sad boy songs anymore. I mean, he's an artist, and you want to hear him be a little bit more real. And, like, you know, I'm not doing the sad boy songs anymore. I mean, it's cool.

It's cool if I'm in that mood, and I know I can go back to it if I really want to. But, like, like Hov, like even Wayne or even, like, Snoop and Dre, like, I want to hear about growth. I want to hear about, like, what it's like to be in mid-30s. If you're talking legacy and battling, especially if you're battling it's tough to be like alright for my fifth song in my versus catalog here's me crying about a girl

you know it doesn't it doesn't really match but then people will still love it like oh my god this is my favorite song it's like

this is a battle I don't want to hear you know whatever fucking love song he has it's like yo bro Marvin's room in a fucking

versus is top I like those songs but it's not the right time you know what I whatever fucking love song he had. Marvin's Room in a fucking verse is his top. I like those songs, but it's not the right time. Yeah, it's not the right time. You know what I would like to see? My favorite song. Oh, Marvin's Room's your favorite song? Hell yeah, man. That's a good song. I mean, it's a great song.

Marvin's Room, made by JoJo. Remember that? Oh, yeah. JoJo's. JoJo's Remember that? Oh, yeah. JoJo. JoJo. Shout out to Puck for a mask. Fuck with JoJo, man. Give me Puff and Suge in a room to

play Puck and Viggie's catalog. Oh, God. With bulletproof glass and shit. I don't know. I don't think they make it to the fifth song. That's the one you gotta bring back the Zoom cameras for. I was trying to think of how you could do

those guys' catalogs because that would, I mean, that's the battle, right? Forever, Jubaug and Biggie. But who could do it? I think Puff and Drake could do it. Puff and Dr. Drake could. That would work. I'll be tight. Make it happen. Come on. Talk to Apple.

Make a phone call, bro. You get MJ and LeBron to play Make it happen. Talk to Apple. Make a phone call, bro. Why does everyone always say that? What's the next battle? Like, what the fuck? I don't know, bro. You get MJ and LeBron to play one-on-one. Come on. You're the sports guy. You're the music guy.

How'd you know? All right. We're going to go next door and play a little answer to the internet. You down? Yeah, let's do it, bro. Let's do it. Appreciate you guys. So, say last with Kaz and Lo.

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Let's get it. Out of me, I bring them to the life that you do. It's only life This is the soundtrack to my life The soundtrack to my life To my life To my life

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