KFC Radio - Balenciaga Is In Hot Water After Controversial Campaign - Full Episode

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

- KFC's hot takes on Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell after watching Spirited - We are launching a new card game called Who Is The Biggest A**hole - Feits may have potential to be the greatest homeless man to have every lived - What do you hear in the "Oh Barbie!" clip ? - Balenciaga is in hot water after their controversial campaign - USA Men's team tweet to Taylor Swift - USA vs England - the Commanders came out with the lamest memorial for Sean Taylor - Vin Diesel wants Brittany Griner home by Christmas - Video Voicemials ++++++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 0:00 - Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell in Spirited 24:01 - New Card Game called Who Is The Biggest A**hole 32:05 - Feits would be the ultimate homeless person 41:21 - "Oh Barbie!" clip 45:07 - Balenciaga controversial campaign 53:36 - Taylor Swift / England USA game 59:18 - Commanders botched Sean Taylor's memorial 01:02:54 - Vin Diesel wants Brittany Griner home by Christmas 01:08:25 - Video Voicemails ++++++++++++++++++++++ Whistlepig: Buy our Whistlepig KFC Radio PiggyBack 100% Rye Whiskey at https://barstool.link/KFCWP Proper Wild: Go to https://barstool.link/ProperwildBSS to try Proper Wild 30% Off. HEYDUDE: Go to https://barstool.link/HEYDUDEKFC and use code BARSTOOL for 15% off. Cannot be combined with other discounts. One time use per code. 15 item limit. Must enter code at checkout. Not valid on previous purchases. No rainchecks. Dave App: Download the Dave app from the App store right now. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/egal. Instant transfer fees apply. Banking provided by Evolve. Member FDIC.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. You think that Vin Diesel's going to sit there and wake up Christmas morning and be like, Damn it. No Britney Griner under the tree? Are you kidding me, Biden? Christmas is ruined! It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. The holiday season is here. The other day, I poured myself a glass of KC Radio Whistlepig whiskey. I did that.

Kicked back. Not the other day. I did it yesterday. I did it every day. Popped on. We watched a movie. I had a fire going. It was a delight.

What movie? We watched Spirited. Did you watch that yet? I have not seen it yet. What did you think of it? I've heard mixed reviews. It's a mixed review type of movie. It's a musical

starring Will Ferrell. Take that for exactly what it's going to be worth. It's not something that you it's not like Hamilton where people are like you have to watch this. That being said it is there's two songs that I think are like very catchy

bangers, one particularly. And so it's like a, it's a good for what we did. It's like a little, it's a good, it's not a children's thing. It's like there's some adult jokes in it.

So it's skewed for older. It's got a good story. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. And also like when you, so when you get together

with like family and friends and shit, you're not going to put on like on the Western front. You're not going to do that. You know what I mean, you're not going to put on the Western front. You're not going to do that. You know what I mean? You're not going to put on... Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that.

I heard that's really good. Yeah. I haven't seen it either, though, because I haven't had time to sit down and watch a fucking subtitled movie about gore and war. It's German, I think. A German movie. I think so.

Yeah. It's interesting. World War II? Which side of the Western Front we're on here? But I might be wrong on that. I don't know. But, you know, if you come out of it being like judging that movie and critiquing it, it's kind of like you're the asshole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of deciding who the biggest asshole is, the game is on sale. We'll talk about that in a moment. I've got to finish up this first ad before we get into another one. But it was like I was watching Ryan Reynolds tap dance. He learned how to do it. It was him doing it for real. I saw that Blake Lively commented.

What did she say? Is it possible to get pregnant while pregnant? Yeah. The answer is no, by the way. Can't get double pregnant. You know what I mean? You know what I mean. You know what I mean? Oh, wait.

Why don't we wait a week? Let's just wait a week. Oh, man. So I'm watching that. And, you know, as long as you're comfortable and you got your family around you and you got a nice glass of Whistlepig, you can put on whatever fucking movie you want. I'm going to be a happy man. Don't pregnancy as possible.

No. It's rare, but it's possible. Yeah, it's one of those things. Nah, nah. It's also like... Hey, trust me. I think, I believe, I believe there are tales, Maury Povich tales, of two different fathers. Oh, really?

Like, I had sex that day, I had sex that day. I had sex that morning. I was ovulating the whole time. And I've got, you know, like, one baby who looks like this and one baby who looks like that. That's a nightmare. That is a nightmare, dude. Imagine that.

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And you're going to really enjoy it. Spicy and smoky. Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about Spirited because, you know, you're the musical guy. So I could see you being like, this is a bad musical by musical standards. Yeah, but I'm far from a musical snob. But like more so than me where I'd be like, I don't know, man. They're singing and dancing. They're doing the number.

I hardly know more than that. Also, it really helps that it's just like, God, if this isn't the best fucking, if this isn't the highest achievement in life, I'm just like, Ryan Reynolds is doing it. It's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's not to say that he can still, if you put out a bomb movie right now,

a movie that bombs, I'd be like, yeah, that movie sucks. But he gets several points on the scale. It takes a lot more for me to be like, this shit sucks if Ryan Reynolds is doing it. 100%. Which is to say, is that not the greatest thing you can achieve like i can't even put that into words that's what the buddha's called nirvana yeah i was gonna say nirvana or some just some

level of like you're you know you know remember those things on the internet that would go viral you want to do one of those where it's like you get this this pill for this and this happens and this pill and this oh yeah i i i would want you know if there was one pill that was like 15 worth or whatever that's your total amount i'm explaining this poorly it's one of those hypotheticals where it's like you have 15 dollars to spend and two dollars gives this or no the pills one is you get to choose two different pills yes and they're like this you get supremely good looks and this is like unstoppable strength and this is smarts and blah blah blah if there was one i guess it's likability i don't even know what the term is i'm so far from

this i don't even know what the word is but where it's just like everything's charisma charisma charisma yeah but it's but it's a tangible example of charisma you know when people you know you have a friend or because it's certainly not all of us you know where you're like man he walks in a room and like he just like owns it yeah yeah and it's a certain je ne sais quoi i don't know how to describe it blah blah this is there was a stage in my life you were that guy i had a stage i i had a stage the stage i probably early 20s maybe late 19 20 21 there was a, I remember vividly one night. You were the guy. Bro,

I remember one night, there were like four girls, we were having a party at our apartment, and there were like four girls, who were like, furious. And, and like,

I, I, I was at the stage of my life too, where even I was like, furious. I had the cocky, I'm like, I know.

About you. And they were like, dude, it just, we can't take a picture with John, because the picture's immediately all about John. Wow. And I was like, Are these like your close friends? Uh, they close friends uh they were at the time yeah so they're like fed up with

yeah you being good looking and not that we ever had a falling out but you know like yeah it happens and uh and um it was like we we had like a photo shoot of like they were getting a picture that is the four of us the five of us and like it's not, John's not the focus on it. Get out of here. And every picture, they'd be like, what the fucking shit? And it was like, and I would just sit there and be like,

sorry, that's how I roll. I know, I know. Was it like you were in your best shape? Was your hair your best? No. I don't know what it was. I think I wasn't depressed yet. I was going to say, so did you think something physically changed?

Or do you think something about your character? I think it's also, you ever see the gif of, who's fucking Superman? Henry Cavill? No, the first one. Christopher Reeves? Christopher Reeves. And it's him transitioning from Clark Kent into Superman. It's very interesting.

It's used as the It's like used as like Oh, like the actor you're talking about literally? Yeah, like the example of body acting. Yeah, yeah. See if you can pull up the GIF and it's like him like

it's him I'll be able to see it. Yeah, yeah. That one should do it I think. Where it's like he like takes his glasses off and like his his demeanor shifts

and like his chest like he's not so small anymore and I his, his demeanor shifts and like push up a little bit. He's like, he's not so small anymore. And I think that motherfucker just stood on his toes. Like, look at, look at all this acting. He just stood on his tippy toes.

Get out of here. No, he never said it's, it's no, I get it. Yeah. It turns into like, it's like,

Oh, that's someone who feels some type of way about themselves. And you, now you're just practical. No, yeah. I went the opposite Hi nice to meet you I'm John Now I'm a very small man There's an aura whether it's literal

physically like imposing or some pheromones or whatever there's that moment and you know why that happens when you're young? because you don't ever think about I just never even worried. I was telling this story recently about everyone was talking about losing their hair and shit. And I was like, I never thought about it even once.

I got a lot of similar genes to my grandfather, and he died with, like, a full head of hair. So my whole life people were saying, oh, you'll just have hair just like Pop did. And so I never even thought about it just because i was raised being told that and everybody was young and nobody's pointing out anything you know and then i got to barcelona i took a picture and put on the internet everyone's like you're losing all your hair and i was like and it was just like oh as you get older you get corrupted and like i i never would have worried about it i never worried about how i looked i never worried about anything because i was just like oh i'm just having fun in life you know and then you get older and you're like get jaded and you try to impress people and you worry about

everything and then that spirals and makes things worse it's a self-fulfilling prophecy but man it would be nice to just be like i don't even you know you were you were 20 years old and just were like yeah when i walk in a room i'm like what up? You weren't trying to take over a room, right? You weren't thinking about who's the coolest in the room right now. You know, you were just like, what's up? You were just living life. I'm here. Yeah.

Like, the guy's here. The guy. And that's being the guy. Yeah. Capital T, capital G. The guy. I think that's what Ryan Reynolds has achieved in spades. And he's not alone.

There's a lot of guys. But particularly him. He has it with the girls. He has it in spades. And he's not alone. There's a lot of guys. But particularly him. He has it with the girls. He has it with the humor. He can do a superhero movie. He can do a witty rom-com. And whatever he does, people will watch. And then they will watch

with a less harsh criticism scale. That I don't get. I was doing it with Yellowstone. I'm all over the place today. But Yellowstone is a bad show now. It's just poorly written. Things don't make sense. Like, it's almost like Sons of Anarchy with, like, gunfights and explosions.

But then he becomes the governor of Montana. Like, things that are just like, come on. Oh, does he? John. He becomes literally the fucking governor of the United States. You know? It's like a week ago, he was getting machine gunned down in the street, and his daughter's getting blown up. Are you still watching?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say, is that still happening this season? That is the end, last season, and now this first season opens up with him being governor. And people are just saying it's good and i'm like i think i think most people once they like something they just like it yeah yeah and it's like that's bullshit though uh but no i i see i get it like yellowstone i didn't i yellowstone i was i was enough to remain unbiased i enjoyed it but I wasn't like... It has become... Everyone's obsessed with it now.

I hate it. Dude, I remember we were at the old office doing like a fucking KFC DVR or whatever we did. Be on the lookout for this, right? We were currently watching. We were like, everyone should be watching this. It was season one. We were like, this is amazing. And now we're telling you it's not so good anymore. Right. And it's also like

I love Costner and I love that show and I like... I really love Taylor Sheridan, but it's also okay i love costner and i love the that show and i like i really love taylor sheridan but like it's also okay to just say to yourself this man has five different spinoffs he's obviously mailing it in with the writing and it's not good anymore yeah i guess like with fast furious i'll be like yeah the last two weren't really great they were they weren't the best of yours i know right right they took it back to it it got weird people do it with music all the time i like this artist so i like this album right well how about you listen to the album yeah and what if it's not that good then you just say that album's not as good as the other ones but people lock on and i

you know personally i probably love that there's probably a bunch of kfc radio fans who are like we love we think your show's great no matter what and i'm like happy about that but it's also crazy to me that uh people can't admit that. But that's why I think if you're a movie producer or whatever, you go get Ryan Reynolds. And it's like, people are going to like this movie. Yeah, it's going to cost you a pretty penny. It's going to cost you a pretty penny. But you're also going to make back probably what you spent on him.

Because there are people who are just like, I like Ryan Reynolds. I like this movie. I'm going to tell people it's a good movie. It's got like 85% on tomatoes. I saw it people it's a good movie. It's got like 85% on tomatoes. I saw it. It's a terrible movie. You know, it's a bad movie. It's a musical with two guys who don't do musicals.

Like, what are you talking about? But you like both of them, and it's kind of like, although we were going through. My mom watched it. She was who I heard the mixed reviews from. And she said that, like, it's very noticeable that Will Ferrell is not Ryan Reynolds. Yes. That is. Like, his role is, like, be in the corner and be goofy while Ryan Reynolds is actually doing the dance.

For sure. He's the cool guy. But Will Ferrell, man, when you look at that resume, he is like a 90s. He's not quite Brady Anderson, but he's had like three good movies. Oh, I did three, bro. Where he's like the guy. He has like. Bro like bro look right here these are all classics but daddy's home but anchorman daddy's home step brother the other

guys is not that good how the nights is flames no it's not eurovision song was the reason we brought it up what the fuck is eurovision song that was the one with rachel mcadams like two years is that good it looks like singing i i've seen people like Stan. Bro, you're so wrong here, dude. Blades of Glory? Flames. Semipro? Flames. Come on. Get Hard up there? Flames. No, you're just listing his movie and saying Flames. No, dude.

Get Hard is fucking dope, dude. Well, that voices don't count. Stranger than Fiction is really good. But he's also in that for a bit. Stranger than Fiction. Oh, dude, Kicking and Screaming, fantastic. Come on. Dude, these are all like good ass movies. You're saying Kicking and Screaming is fantastic?

Dude, Kicking and Screaming is really good, bro. To me, it would be like old school, the first Anchorman. We didn't even say old school yet. And like Elf. And Stepbrother. Stepbrother is really good oh yeah it's a elf either the rest i mean this is he's got he's got 10 classics these are not classics they're classics for like also he has a lot of great um bit roles i'll say that yeah that was

that my whole point was that was his wheelhouse where it's like i wouldn't say that uh uh obviously wedding crashers is not his role his his movie but but, like, Chaz is a great character. And Zoolander as Mugatu, like, he was a great. Oh, but Mugatu's in it a lot. I don't think Mugatu. But, like, that movie is. He's, like, the main villain. I would consider that part of it.

But when you say, like, who is, like, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. They're Zoolander. That's Zoolander's movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I would say it's their movie for sure. But he's not, that's not a big character. I do say, yeah, because old school has gone the same way. It's like, that movie's about Mitch Martin, really. But he steals all the scenes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I guess it's like where you snatch, like, the scenes. You are the star. But, like, to me, like, Blades of of glory and talladega nights and those are not that talladega nights i had to turn off after i had my appendectomy because i was laughing too much it hurt too much i thought you're about to say oh you didn't i was like yo you don't like that one either no i thought it was the funniest it hurt so bad but will ferrell also is of that perfect realm where like we've talked about this before where it was like that's how dudes interacted back in the day we just said we just said will fowl close yeah he was uh there was a period of time i would say from like 2000 to 2010

uh i think i think you know what i think was a huge part of that will ferrell yes but uh sasha baron cohen i think the borat my, all that shit was like... Really sitting pancakes. Vagina, wizard sleep. All of that shit was him. But he's no doubt the king of that. A lot of silly characters and one-liners and fun roles. But I don't know. Just saying that these things are classic doesn't make it classic.

You are saying some shit right now. I'm going to tell you that. You're saying some shit. What's the one I really don't like? I guess I can't even say I really don't like it because I've only watched them once and I was done with it. Semi-Pro? I've actually never seen Semi-Pro. Semi-Pro is good.

I know people love it, but I actually haven't seen that one. To me, I don't even remember. I don't even know if I've really ever watched them all, but to me, those are pretty forgettable movies. But whatever. I know a lot of people like Will Ferrell. Speaking of movies, do you... I love you, Will Ferrell.

Come on the show. I tweeted this weekend that it's not... Yes, obviously, it's Mariah Carey's time. But are the Harry Potter movies Christmas movies I'm so out on Harry Potter that I can't even weigh in on this You are seeing some bad movie opinions I want to

Harry Potter is bananas I watched 10 hours of Harry Potter this weekend I want to watch I want to eat bananas and watch Harry Potter so bad Eat bananas And I just can't I just don't like bananas I see I see I did want to eat bananas and watch Harry Potter so bad and I just can't I just don't like bananas I see I see I want to sit down

and watch this movie you know I'm a fucking nerd I love Lord of the Rings I love other wizards and all that kind of shit and I just I don't know I put those on and I just can't get down with it for some reason I don't like it I try to try they are holiday. They're Christmas

movies. I do want to watch. I've never dated a girl who really liked them. My family's not that into them, so I've never been in the vibe where people love it. I've always exclusively dated Harry Potter fans. Really? Yeah. We're both losing. Despite that, I still love it.

I guess if I was in the room, like I said, spirited. I could watch that movie in that setting, and I'll love it no matter what. So maybe that's what I got to do. But Harry Potter just never clicked with me, neither did Bananas. But I would, on the outside looking in, first of all, there's eight movies. So are they all at Christmas time and shit? Are we talking about one individual movie?

They all take place during the school year. So there usually is some Christmas aspect to it. That's a broad... Christmas falls in the school year, so it's a Christmas movie. But it goes through the whole year. Yeah. No, no, no.

That's my thing. Very rarely... Every movie probably has a scene, maybe. Not even every movie. But the first two in particular have some Christmas scenes. So that picture right there, go up. It's a whole thing in the books because he's an orphan, and he doesn't want to go home.

It's also someone said that I think John Williams did the score for it, and he did Harry Potter and all that shit. And then also I guess the original movies did come out around Christmas time. Like every year was when that was when the movies dropped. That's a Christmas blockbuster. Yeah, so that makes sense to me. So I very much find them Christmas movies. Like every year was when that's a Christmas blockbuster. Yeah. So that makes sense to me. So I very much find them Christmas movies. I have this vision of like a snowflake falling and you see like one of the like spires from like the castle that they live in, like in the background.

Yeah. And then there's like snow around the window and then they zoom into like a very cozy fire and hot warts. And a hot warts is very cozy as a whole so i think that killing the children um when they're not having like monstrous murder bloodbaths um so in that sense i get i get here how about this this is i think this is something that needs to be happy christmas ari Christmas, Ron. Happy Christmas drives me nuts. Killed the Brits. I think there needs to be a term that

society accepts that's called holiday vibes. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can be like, these are holiday movies when it's called a Christmas story, and then these are holiday vibes. And I think I would be okay to concede certain movies. But we don't have that that so I have to call it a Christmas movie

because it is a goddamn Christmas movie. I'll take it. That's fair with me. Get some other diehard Harry Potter fans on here who disagree. I don't know but I'll take it. It's fine. Fine in my book. Hang on. I'm scratching my penis real quick. Your penis you're scratching? What part? My ball bag to be honest. Where the penis meets the ball bag?

No. Under the ball bag. Why did you say penis then? I don't know. It's like a vagina. It's like the penis meets the ball bag? No, under the ball bag. Why did you say penis then? I don't know. It's like a vagina. It's like the whole thing. I'm not a doctor. I don't even know all the individual parts. Bro, the funniest thing was that was like I said to him, like, why didn't you say that? And you just picked the other genitalia.

He was like, my dick's like a pussy. What do you want me to do? Well, it is. Don't have you wine-steamed me. It is like... That's what I'm saying. You were just like, yeah, no, it's like a vagina. But it's like, I don't know the individual parts of a vagina. I'm scratching my balls. It's like a pussy. It is like... That's what I'm saying. You were just like, yeah, no, it's like a vagina.

But it's like, I don't know the individual parts of a vagina. I'm scratching my balls. It's like a pussy. It's like a fucking... You got a pussy, bro. You have a pussy. Yeah. It's not...

My pussy is no longer itchy then. Bro, if you were a chick, your pussy would be awful. You would have the worst pussy, dude. It would be fucking hammering all the time. First of all, it would be beat to smithereens. It would look like an old coat hanging in the closet that's been through wars. My pussy would learn how to talk just asking me to stop. It would be like Morse code flapping together.

Please stop hammering me. Bro, take a night off, dog. It would be like Morse code Like flapping together Yeah Please Stop Bro Hammering me Take a night off dog It would be smelly It would be hairy It wouldn't be smelly That's not fair It would be

Why would it be smelly It wouldn't be hairy either And all that shit Dude Your pH balance Would be way off You can't say that My fucking pussy would be smelly

When like you know I don't smell Yeah but I I don't That's a good point Point Feidelberg But I do think that You can't say my pussy would be hairy When you know I don't have fucking hair, but I don't... That's a good point, point Feidelberg, but I do think that... You can't say my pussy would be hairy

when you know I don't have fucking hair. But, no, you have a bush. I don't have a bush. You told me you don't ever... I don't shave it a lot, but I don't fucking have a bush either.

You would just have a naturally clean pussy, you think? Yeah, bro. Bro, I have a fucking tight pussy. You wish you could fuck my pussy.

I can't, she got my headphones on. Bro, you should be so lucky to get to fuck my boy pussy. I think your pussy would make noise like this. Like wind coming in and out of it. Yeah. That thing would be lippy. Yeah, I could make a clap for sure. You see me with my legs up like strippers?

I can't get my legs up. That would be the worst part of fucking you, is you can't do any positions. Come on, roll over, bend over, do this. This is as far as it goes, folks. Bend me over and bang my head against the headboard. Yeah, no, your pussy would stink, dude. Jesus Christ. I think your pH balance would be a disaster, and I'm pretty sure that's what makes it smell.

Probably. Right? Because, like, you don't have body odor, but I bet, like, some of your internal, like, soup in there is off, you know? And if that ever came out like it does in a pussy, you know? It's just so weird that there's just that there's this hole exposed to the world. It's kind of closed, but not really. It's not really closed.

You squat down to grab something and tie your shoe. It's open. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You bend over. Open for business. You sneeze. It's open. Open.

Cough. Open. Laugh a little too hard. Open. This is our understanding of vaginas. This is how it works. You're welcome. It's just right there.

It's just a wound. It'd be a disaster for you. So, we have a new card game on sale. This is, I think, after seeing the final product, probably our best creation ever. And we, like, botched the launching of it completely yeah uh it's who's the biggest asshole it is the sum much like answer the internet was all the best hypothetical questions the answer the internet and the podcast ever put together who's the biggest is the best realist collection of scenarios and situations that humans go through. I mean, we put together all the best from KFC Radio.

We modified and kind of rewrote some of the best ones that the internet had to offer. We all sat together and pitched our own fucked up scenarios i took scenarios from my friends lives this is like if you take you know people my age her age your age your style my style their style the internet style this is like every question that can ever be asked yeah about work friends sex relationships i think it's significantly better than the internet and i genuinely mean that and it's not just a selling point. Because I think Answer the Internet, even like professional comedians, sometimes have a hard

time. The problem with Answer the Internet, it's a performance. Right. You have to perform your answer. It has to be very, very, very funny. You have to be quick. You have to come up. This is just our favorite hobby as humans is we get to sit in judgment of other people. We decide who's an answer. This game should be called Talk About People Behind Their Backs.

Right. Because that's what's going on here. And what's cool, too, is, like, you have four, five decks of cards. What's going on here? I'm just trying to figure out how to tie my shoe. You can't get down there, can you? No, fucking no.

Your flip when you were doing Saftaboy Industries was, like... Isn't that not funny? We had the conversation with Frankie on the Monday episode about like not being able to do things as you get older? Like a somersault used to be like, as a kid, I could do like 20 in a row. You do a somersault now. It's like, you know, it's an event. Yeah. Your body is like, whoa, what are we doing?

Your neck, your back, your feet. You get dizzy. Your equilibrium's off for just one little somersault. Polly cut the video because she thought I was actually her. Polly filmed it, but I didn't tell her anything I was going to do beforehand. That woman. She had no hint about where to put the camera. Give me audio.

Give me audio. That sound is just, it is so good. I'm not doing it. You're still a big Willy Wonka thing. That's not true. I actually genuinely hurt my back wrestling with my closet at Thanksgiving. And I can't really stand upright. My mom's been yelling at me.

She says, keep your head up. Keep your head up. That's good to feel the line on your back. But it feels much better when my head's crouched down like this. I'm not doing a Willy Wonka thing. That's work. Every time I laugh. Give it to me again.

It's not a groan. It's not a groan. It's not a... Run it back! Run it back! It's like someone punched you. It sounds like I got shot. It's like half puking, half gagging, half kicked in the stomach, half pain. You're bleeding. You're squelching.

Also, I think when you do a somersault, you're supposed to almost be like a ball, right? Your back stays straight. Boom, boom. It's like if you took a cube. Yes. If you put a box and tried to roll a box, that's what happened with Feidelberg here. It's like rolling a cube. Yes. If you put a box and tried to roll a box, that's what happened with Feidelberg here.

It's like moving a fucking mini fridge or a full fridge. Did you see the super cut of all your noises? The noises are spectacular. And my favorite was Jackie saying, this is just how the studio sounds. That's what I thought. That's just me. All day, this is just how the studio sounds. That's what I thought. I was like, that's just me. All day, you'll just hear like... I just gave myself the hiccups doing all your noises.

Anyway, this is all to say, who is the biggest asshole? Has all this gameplay. Basically, when you deal out the cards, you are the judge for that round. We have these four things here where it can be you're the asshole, he's the asshole, everyone's the asshole, no one's the asshole, and you place them according to who you think the

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And it's anonymous, but we know who some of the people are, so it's extra fun for us. Where you can just be like, the boyfriend did this, and the girlfriend said that, and the boss, you know, did this to the employees, and who's the asshole in these scenarios? And you don't have to be funny. You don't have to come up with, like, you don't have to have a good memory to remember these things from the past. This is just like, hey, here's a scenario. Give us your opinion.

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and the... Couldn't get hard? Yeah, I've been there. No, couldn't get out. Couldn't get out of bed. Yeah, I've been there too. Like, I mean, we both laid there for till like 9.30.

We gotta start in life. P.M.? No, no, no. But it was a work day. It was like, we got to start live. No, no, no, no, no. It was like, but it was a work day. It was like, we got to like, well, for, well, we woke up at like 7, dude. What are you doing?

What are you talking about right now? When you wake up, how long are you, when do you wake up? When do you, when are you like conscious? This morning, I woke up,

I started waking up at 5 to poop. But I would go back to bed. These are questions. These are answers that I don't know. Bro, do you know what I ate last night? I came home last night and got crazy high. Dude, I ate. So I started with, this is crazy.

This might be my all-time one. And I, bro, I got home. It took this long to tell us? I got home at 11 p.m. Wait, did we do a bet for the weekend? No, but I didn't really do it. Oh, because you're home, yeah. I got home. Took this long to tell us? I got home at 11 p.m. Wait, did we do a bet for the weekend? No, but I didn't really do it. Oh, because you're home, yeah. I was home.

Yeah. But I got back to New York at like 11 p.m. Before I even walk into my apartment, hit the boat, hit the boat, I get downstairs. Starting at 11 is scaring me. Get a Mexican sensation sandwich, which is like chipotle mayo, grilled chicken, chipotle chicken, lettuce, tomato, all that shit. Get that. Get Sour Straws, an Oreo ice cream bar, and a cheesecake.

What's a cheesecake? Sliced cheesecake. Yeah. In like a little plastic thing? Like one of those, you know, the pre-made slices in the bodegas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, in the plastic thing. And the fact that this is just The bodega pre-night trip

Is scary I want to say There was something else But I can't really remember At this moment Oh Box A bag of

Spicy nacho The new The purple Doritos Whacked all that Then smoked weed Then I was like Fuck That was before you were high?

Yeah That's the worst move If I eat before I'm high I just double eat Yeah And so I I Immediately ordered Wendy's Two Frosties Yeah. That's the worst move. If I eat before I'm high, I just double eat. Yeah. And so I immediately ordered Wendy's. Two Frosties.

Two Frosties and a spicy chicken sandwich. Naturally. Whacked that. Still high as shit. Like midnight. Drop an order for, I forget exactly. I mean, it was Chinese food, but I forget exactly what it is I got. Let me look it up real quick.

Last night at... It doesn't have time on here. But I got Sichuan spicy pork dumplings and Kung Pao chicken and shrimp. Oh, 1.18 a.m. 1.18 a.m. it was delivered. Oh, my God. So in those two hours, I had three meals. Jesus Christ, John.

Your asshole just wakes up just like blown out. I knew I had it because we interviewed Frankie this morning so I had alarms set and I turned my alarms off. I was like, this isn't going to be an issue. I'm going to be up. I don't know if it was the dairy or the Chinese.

Maybe the condor will just get out of all that. I don't know if it was the dairy or the Chinese or the bodega cheesecake. Like, these are, oh, my God, man. You've just been up shitting since 5? i will go back to bed every hour i go to every hour you're an animal dude you're like my puppy yeah like usually i just i i always just say you're an animal i'm talking like you literally have animalistic and i was sleeping on a just a bare mattress no no no sheet no blanket no nothing just like that weird like um like metallic feeling almost this is how i know i'd be good at being homeless or whatever

i can do anything it doesn't like i do not care i do not respect you would be an unbelievable homeless person you'd be the goat you'd be the goat homeless person nobody like other homeless people would be you'd be the charisma guy you You know, they'd be like, oh, here comes John, the greatest homeless to ever do it. Well, I don't even, you know, the problem is I don't, you wouldn't beg. Oh, heavens no. You'd be like, I don't care. But I think that would work in your favor. I could see a scenario if I went to work every day and I like, you know,

John's on the corner of 27th and eighth every day. And he just kind of chills there and never bothers, never writes a sign. Always. If you were just, uh, uh, umarelling,

if John's just sit there umarelling, I think eventually I'd be like, this cat's kind of like, I kind of do it. There's a guy on 30th street, 31st, 29th. And he sits on one of those fire hydrants that come out of the side of the building.

It usually has two things. Most uncomfortable thing in the world. Sits on that, crosses his legs, has a Mets hat on. He's not homeless. I know exactly what you're talking about. He's not homeless, but he's there every day. This is like corner 29th and 7th kind of deal? Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just there, quiet. Actually, he's like there every day so it's like corner like 29th and 7th kind of deal yes yeah yeah yeah and uh he's just there quiet and he actually he's not that quiet he does a lot of like god bless like just niceties you know a small talk and sometimes have a cardboard on the on the fire hydrant type deal perhaps yeah that makes a little more sense to give it some some structure but he wears a mets hat so eventually i would walk by like great win last night bad loss last night and he always says things that do not make any sense like one time when we lost i was like fuck man like we got eliminated and he went on this like little like sentence that made no sense like well you know that's how it works man and i thought like a parable of like about winning and losing was

coming and just complete gibberish i was just like yeah man sounds good uh but i like that guy now because he doesn't bother and he seems nice just out there for the vibe yeah and i think you would and then i don't have cash on me but like he's also like not like i don't know if i should give him money you know he's not that homeless yeah he might be like i i'm i have like mental issues i'm not homeless i have a home like keep your fucking money man i'm on break from five Guys. Yeah, right, right, right. But I think you would end up being one of the more successful homeless. You also, you know, you dress like it already.

You'd be like, my wardrobe is set, baby. You know, I got like a big overcoat and some fucking flannel. Like, I'm all good. You'd be a horrible summer homeless. It'd be tough for you. Oh, I'd be whining a lot. But also, I'd be good at that because I'd just get naked and just lay spread eagle you do that you're already used to the heat yeah i'm used to the heat man the greatest homeless ever john feidelberg someone should write a book about that

like you know when people do like scared straight and sometimes the guy is not like scared enough you know it doesn't work like i remember there was a kid uh when we had like a drunk driving like dare week in high school. They had a car on the front lawn of the school. And you got into it and you wore goggles and simulated drunk driving. We had the goggles. We didn't drive a car. We didn't get in a car.

We just had to walk on the basketball three-point line or something like that. This had a little simulator almost. You drove a car. The windshield was a screen. And I remember there was this kid who was the drinker in school. He was like the number one guy. And he got in there and was like, parallel parking, driving, three-point turns, no big deal. And the instructor's like, foiled. God damn it.

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Yeah, I just want to look. Hey, I can't really. No, I'll get you a pass play. I just can't... Can you turn it up? I can't really hear you at all. Yeah, I'm too shy. That's why I wanted to do it on my phone.

In the very beginning, you hear like a... And then he goes, ah! Play it from the beginning. Here it is from the beginning. Oh, fuck! Play it from the beginning. Here's from the beginning. Oh, fuck! That was advantage! It's okay. All right, go ahead.

I honestly can't hear anything. I can't make out any of the words. Like, right off the bat. Just that. Right after that. Oh, what do you hear? Here, look at it in all coverage. Those were vintage?

What do you hear before that? Oh! Oh, Barbie, those were vintage? Now, listen to it with fuck in your mind. Do you hear fuck? No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, fuck!

And then you look at it. Oh, Barbie! Versus, ah, fuck! And that is like, Barbie and fuck are like nowhere close. But then the amount of replies I got from people, Barbie and fuck are like nowhere close but I then the amount of replies I got from people

this is clearly doctored the first one is not doctored the third loop is doctored I got people going clearly he's not saying Barbie like

clearly he is it's a fucking Barbie cartoon he's not saying he's fucking to Barbie it's very clearly like logically he says

oh Barbie why is my guy tied up in the corner of the bed that's a bigger question Barbie's getting fucked in after He's not saying fuck. He's fucking to Barbie. It's very clearly, like, logically, he says, oh, Barbie. Why is my guy tied up in the corner of the bed? That's a bigger question. Barbie's getting fucked in after. But, oh, fuck! I love that kind of shit. And every single time, I'm amazed by it. I'm like, I don't, you know.

Most people by this point would be like, oh, yeah, it's one of those things where your brain can just hear. Every time, I'm like, amazed. It's like a fucking magic trick to me. I can just hear every time i'm like amazed it's like a fucking magic trick to me yeah i can i can just go back and forth yeah like barbie fuck barbie fuck fuck barbie and the amount of people like who who are like it's it's actually a really good test for um uh people who like are able to are not like narcissistic about life, where they're just like, it's Barbie. I can hear Barbie. That's it.

Nobody's hearing fuck. You're all like lying. And clearly it's something. Half the people replying are saying fuck. You know, I remember the first time, like I shifted the way I thought about things was the dress where I was just like, it's gold?

Or whatever it was. I was like, are you fucking crazy yeah and that's what i learned that that was almost like a i was like well then why do we argue about anything ever again because who knows what the other person's thinking or maybe that's what my shift started yeah you think the dress it's like i'm like why what's even the point because maybe you're hearing or seeing or whatever completely different from me oh it's like a good if you think about how hard you got to hit a fuck to make it sound like barbie ah fuck love it all right one minute man on kfc radio let's rattle through some topics

we'll start with uh we have we didn't have the podcast to discuss the Balenciaga screw-up. Not screw-up. So that's my favorite part. So Balenciaga's suing. Suing who? Exactly. They are suing the advertising company. They actually, I think they have a little bit of a case in the sense, only this.

They said they didn't know what those papers were. I don't think you would, like, you probably should. Lesson learned that you have to check. But they were probably like, and then we'll have a shot of a messy desk with a, and you wouldn't be like, let me make sure that that's not a Supreme Court ruling about child porn. Right, right, right. So that and only that. It was like in defense of child porn, right?

Right. Well, the ruling. I don't know what the paper said, but the ruling in the case was that you can do virtual child porn. But so listen to this. So Balenciaga is suing for $25 million. They're suing the advertising house. That actually feels pretty low. Yeah, I agree.

It's called like Nicolas de Jaren or something like that. The photographer is taking no blame. She was like, I just shoot what I'm told. The designer was like, I didn't know what any of this meant. Fuck all you. Anybody who was involved in it or even just there should take the blame of being. You can't be like, I didn't know what they were going to do with that. You were taking pictures of a little kid holding a bondage bear.

The only thing I can think. I thought the bear itself isn't that bad. pictures of a little kid holding a bondage bear. You know? The only thing I can think... I thought the bear itself isn't that bad. The bear itself, because, I mean, is that a bondage bear? Yeah, man. Yeah, no, that's a bondage bear. Is it? Like, I mean, zoom in. I haven't really seen the pictures that closely. I mean, I guess it's technically just like leather and straps. It's not like a ball gag and a fucking cock

sock or something like that. In the absence of the child porn letter, that doesn't, to me, that isn't a good thing. I kind of agree. I don't think... It's a little weird, but it's a high fashion. It's a little weird. I agree. It's Benetton always used to do that. There is that very... That one's more

like, that's like right up your crotch, you know? I just can't believe kids... The champagne glass is a little odd, too. Parents have to be on set for this. Yeah. Also that, the parents who do that. It's like, what the fuck were you guys thinking?

Bro, I was thinking my fucking kids in a Balenciaga campaign. I guess. Run it. Take the pictures. I don't think kids should be allowed to do anything other than kids' stuff. You got to advertise kids' clothing? Fine. Kids advertising for adult products

is fucking bizarre, dude. Yeah, you're right about that. But everybody trying to pass the buck? Fuck that, man. You asked for some edgy shit and you got it. And you fucked the pooch. I'm actually mad that they're suing and everyone's doing this.

I wish they were like, fuck you guys. I kind of agree. If they were like, oh, you're mad about us? Guess what? You couldn't afford it anyway. Go back to your fucking 9 to 5 and shut your fucking mouth. Dude, like, I give a fuck what you think about my child porn photos.

You couldn't sell your house and buy a pair of my shoes. I don't give a fuck, you broke bitch. The down payment on your house would maybe buy one pair of sneakers. Fuck you. Kim put out a statement saying that she was shook, shaken, and disturbed.

Bro, how about this? If you are Kim Kardashian, if you are anybody who has been quiet for the past few days, not because I haven't been shocked or outraged, but because I wanted the opportunity to speak and understand as a mother of four, I appreciate Valencia's removal, blah, blah, blah. This is the opportunity. Everyone has to have those fucking whatever you call them. Like, not preambles, but like, as a mother, as a father, why don't you just have empathy?

Disclaimer. As a human being with empathy. Right. How about that? I have a fucking brain and I'm, like, well a mother, as a father, why don't you just have empathy? Disclaimer. As a human being with empathy. Right. How about that? I have a fucking brain and I'm like well adjusted. What an opportunity to go to just immediately disown them and get the good PR and then just go to like Benetton or whoever. You know, there's more Balenciagas.

Yeah. You know what I mean? You could just go. She didn't leave them though, right? No. I mean. She's not going to She didn't leave them though, right? No. She's not going to leave them. Why would you not?

How much money could they be possibly paying her to get the good PR of being like, this is disgusting. I don't support anything with child, child, anything. I'm out of here. And then you go to their fucking competition. It's the same kind of thing though. Who actually cares about this?

Who can afford it? Is Balenciaga selling anything less? Is Kim getting great PR for a long time? No. Kim will do something again next week that has everyone hating her. Her good PR is very fleeting. I think you would get more good PR out of bailing on them than the value of sticking with them. Because you're Kim Kardashian.

Anybody fashion-wise will get down with you. Yeah, no doubt. But Balenciaga's the fashion police. They're not the only one, though. No, but they're the one right now, no doubt. Not anymore. I do think... I think this is going to be a blip on the radar.

I don't know. I don't know. I think when people see Balenciaga, they'd be like... Kind of like what you said about your Yeezys, when you had a tweet that was like, anybody wearing Yeezys right now had an internal conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I wear these?

And if you are wearing them, you said yes. Right, right, right. I think that if you openly are like Balenciaga across your shirt right now, I think you'll get some shit for it. You'll be like, oh, child born, huh? Oh, I think anyone who wears Balenciaga is a fucking loser anyway. Well, that's separate. Yes.

I totally agree. There's such like Balenciaga that is. The shoes. And remember, separate, yes. There's such, like, Balenciaga. The shoes. They're the ones that sell, like, the garbage bag for $2,000. It's the most try-hard shit in the world. But I think the same way that you'd be like, oh, white supremacy, huh? I think you would get hit with the Balenciaga. Because things just go so viral now.

Everybody knows about it. Literally everybody knows about it. See, that's the thing. I don't think so. You don't think this reached? i just reached uh i wasn't jackie i gotta give her credit for it she sent it to me when it first first happened and i was gonna do one minute man but i can't because everyone in this company is a bitch now about what you kind of can't say so i was like i'm not gonna do it because i can't do an ad on it and then like two days went by and i was like i gotta say something this is so. And it ended up doing Numbees.

It's my biggest that I've ever posted on my personal account because I can't post it on the main one. Because I think it reached, I don't think my mom would know about it, household level. But I think it reached a higher level of viral than other shit. I was out with family. We were at a brewery on Saturday, and someone brought it up. I was in a group of 15 people. They didn't know.

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Your thoughts on the tweet. You like it? I mean, it was fine. I was surprised at how upset people got about it. People were a little. It's like, I don't know. It wasn't the greatest of all time. It wasn't like.

I think it's kind of weird. If you think about the circumstances, this would be like if the Mets were going into game one of the World Series, if you were about to play in the Super Bowl or whatever and your hype-up tweet is like, look at me, fucking pop star. It's just not the right time. It's a peculiar tweet no doubt about it but like I think it's

she's such a lightning rod that it doesn't like anything sure is anything's gonna be a big deal like you're simping for and like

people are people think about Taylor Swift the same way they think about soccer so it's almost a perfect storm a thunder snow type deal where it's like people who love her love her

people who don't I don't get it I don't like can't handle it and get enraged that other people enjoy something that they can't

really wrap their head around and when you combine those two it's like the perfect storm of shitting on I feel like it was also you know if Taylor Swift

like writes back quote tweets this and says like go USA or some shit it's like the biggest thing in media, right? Or the biggest thing of the day. So you took a shot. But I do think when you're trying,

I said in my, granted this was the US men's national fucking team tweeting, so I'm comparing it to regular fans. It's not fair. But the British fans were tweeting videos of 9-11. Somebody made one of the videos of the bar with the green screen, you know, the TV. And it was the fucking towers getting hit and the bar going crazy. And when you're talking about soccer and I feel like international football, it's about your place and your standing in the world. You know what i mean

like are you like respected in soccer internationally and when you do stuff like this you're just not yeah you know like you could have the best team on the field but you'd still be like these guys they tweet at taylor swift you know what i mean now's the time to be like a fucking hooligan not a like a pop star fan the uh i'm looking for a tweet right now i retweeted it during uh i think it was the day of the match. And it was almost like we were saying about chants and singing at soccer games versus, you know, just the very monotone, repetitive chants we do here. Yeah, here it is. American sports fans.

Defense. Yeah. Defense. British sports fans. All right, lads. I've worked up a song to the tune of Debussy's Claire de Lune about an opposing player's drunk driving charge. I'll count us off!

So true, man. Yo, I gotta say too, it is hard. It is very hard. I got gassed up. To watch a 0-0 tie is still just tough when you're just an average American fan. It's like, I know there's nuance to it.

I understand that. But you weren't getting charged up. When they had four corners in a row, you're getting charged up. When Pulisic's walking to the corner head-bobbing, you're like, let's go, let's go. You get a little excitement there. Obviously, you want to pay off. Also, the fact that they just didn't try anything with that last kick. Yeah.

The announcers were like, oh, one last shot for the United States here. What are they going to do? And they were like, they just decided to walk it off. I get there's a lot of the, like, oh, you know, oh, that kick. And I'm totally, like, every time Pulisic had the ball, I was like, just shoot it. Just shoot it. Just shoot it. Nobody else is shooting it.

Just shoot it. But, yes, all that's true. But then to just the ball. It's like, just shoot it, just shoot it, just shoot it. Nobody else is shooting it, just shoot it. But yes, all that's true. But then to just be like... I thought that was a rather... As far as zero... I completely understand. I'm not going to try and defend a zero-zero. It's crazy excitement.

But as far as a zero-zero goes, I did think that was pretty exciting. That's the problem. You know, it's like... I also think it's kind of bullshit. It's like, a lot of football is boring. A lot of football... American football.

Yeah. You know, second and long, and you run running up the middle for like two yards and fucking shit like that, where it's just like, this is a stop and go boring game a lot of the time, too. I said that yesterday, because someone was quote tweeting it. Someone was tweeting about why soccer gets shit, but baseball doesn't. And I was like, I just quote tweeting it. I was like, really?

The entire conversation is things you don't understand are boring. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That, yeah. That's it. That's it. You know what it is too though? So why do we even argue about it? There's also just all... And you can find, you can find things you don't understand, you do understand boring. That happens. But universally, if you don't get something, it's boring. 100%. I also think the thing with soccer

is there's just, there's really only two things you do. It's like you see speed and you kick the ball. In football, you're going to see touchdowns, you're going to see catches, you're going to see hits. There's more things that occur almost. You know what I mean? In baseball,

you're going to see a diving catch or a fucking great throw from the outfield on top of a home run or someone steal a base. I'm sure you can break it down. There's corner kicks and there's these kicks, and every game has its nuances. There's impressive dribbling. There's sick moves.

But I didn't see any of that, at least to the naked. I didn't see anybody cut anybody up in that whole game. I don't remember exactly. In the NBA, someone's going to get crossed up. Someone's going to get dunked on. Someone can run and jump. It just seems like there's more individual things like plays to be like, oh, whereas this was, you know, soccer is just about. I mean, I felt I was like, you know, they dominated like the possession of the ball, I guess.

It was like we had the ball on their half like the whole fucking time. But there's it is tough to be like, let's go, guys. Everybody watch England. And it was like, yeah, zero zero. Pretty fucking. zero. Back to American football. The Commanders once again trying to

honor the late, great Sean Taylor. And once again, completely botching it. This was supposed to be a statue, I guess they called it, to dedicate to his name. Very careful. They can't call it a statue. To never use the word statue. I guess they called it, to dedicate to his name. Well, I saw that they were very careful to never use the word statue. What did they call it?

I don't know the answer to that. A display? I just saw on Nate's Twitter that it was like he was quoting someone being like, you could tell that they were noticeably careful to never say the word statue. Because it definitely is not. It's a mannequin without I actually don't know how they did it to be honest. It looks like it's just a jersey floating.

Right? I don't see any... Oh, are those poles? That's just wire frames. Oh! Oh! Oh! I really hate this now.

How about this? Those are soccer cleats. I think that he wore soccer cleats. He wore soccer cleats? I think that's what it was. Bro, bro, I'm telling you, that better be. If they just were happened on something. I didn't see the wire thing until right now.

I thought it was just like a floating jersey and a floating pair of pants and shit. The fact that it was just wire is not great. And this comes after they did that memorial where they, yeah, why Sean Taylor's in soccer cleats. So at least they addressed that. The second I saw that little thong sticking up, I was like, that's in soccer cleats. So at least they addressed that. The second I saw that little tongue sticking up, I was like, that's a soccer cleat. This comes after they had the fans standing on his number or whatever in another memorial.

They've just fucked this up a couple times now. I don't know. Oh, it was Jackson Mahomes was standing on his number. Right, he was doing TikToks on the number of his... They did his number right where the VIP stand. Right. And Jackson Mahomes caught more shit for that than the team, but also the team having all these people walk on his shit

is not great. Yeah, whether or not Jackson Mahomes is there, the VIPs of that game, they were playing the Chiefs, whoever the VIPs of that game are, are going to be standing there. Yeah, I mean... Jackson Mahomes is almost like the Taylor Swift soccer thing

where it's like, it's a perfect storm, but people are going to be standing there. I... Like, this is... thing where it's like it's a perfect storm but people were gonna be standing there i i um like this is there's a little bit of like subjectivity to this but like this objectively sucks yeah you know what i mean like you can't there's if you put up a statue and some people are like oh i like it i think it looks like him and some people like it doesn't even look like him that's kind of like how that art works but this is like this thing stinks it looks it looks

sickly yeah it's not even a statue it looks like uh it to me it looks like an old man in a football uniform yeah like if you yeah if you wanted to like show like what a one of the most impressive athletes of all time yeah it's like this thing sucks and you can't there's just no way that that thing was underneath the blanket and they were like, here we go. Are you ready, guys? We're about to fucking unveil it. Here we go. And they were surprised by how much this thing sucks, right? They look like they spent all the budget on the glass.

Yeah. The hexagon pattern repeating is cool, but that looks so quickly made. You could do that for something that's not honoring a dead guy. Why not just go with like a gold fucking statue you know like just do the thing that people do

make a regular one you know but I don't know I just once again the PR of these things where it's just like how did nobody and then when you did it wrong that one's kind of funny who's that's also that's fucking his name,

Lin Quan. But that's that kind of makes me laugh a little bit, too, though. That's like that looks funny that like you can't make it look like a human either.

It looks like a wax statue, you know, like just do it. That's also at the Pittsburgh airport. That's not like the team. Right, right, right,

right. That's that's a goofy thing to do to just make a regular fucking statue, you know. Wait, do you think Vin Diesel was hacked here? The caption? I need Brittany Griner home before Christmas.

Yo. So Vin Diesel posted that on Instagram. A thumbs up of Vin Diesel at a basketball game, at a Lakers game. And it just says, I need Brittany Griner home before Christmas. First of all, bad news, Vin. I don't think that's happening. I'm glad someone's finally doing something. Someone really standing up to make this.

Brittany's been slaving away at a Russian labor camp for 12 to 18 hours a day. Vin's going to get her home. Dude, I... Look, Vin's going to get her home it might be vin i'd rock i want i'm not saying he's gonna do fast and furious type stuff but my boy vin's got pull he's got some swag i i will say this britney griner britney griner case has made me feel not so good about like america can get shit done if they need to you know like like if like you

feel like you hear these locked up abroad stories and so i know they're real but i'm also like if anything ever happened like u.s authorities would like make sure i like get extradited or some shit and they're just like we can't do it we're not gonna let that guy go like that the chip that the russians are asking for is like an international arms dealer. Yeah. Like, if you let go of this mass murderer, we'll let her go. And even then, I feel like I would expect America to be like, this is bad news, but the world is a bad place, and we're going to bring our girl home and deal with the repercussions. And they're just like, nope. Yeah.

I am one of the ilk where I get it. I'm not worth trading that. Oh, yeah. If I was, well, I'm sure if I was Brittany Griner in the current state, I'd be like, get me the fuck.

Like the first time that she got the call, like, yo, they're not doing it. She must've been like, what? Yeah. But also like, I would be like,

yeah, I mean, I, I, I did break the law that she was living over there. She played over there. Right. She was playing over there. So like, to me, if you're like the United States Also, she was living over there. She played over there, right? She was playing over there, yeah.

So to me, if you're the United States government, it's like you chose to go live in a questionable country, and you lived there so you know how they roll, and you violated their terms, and now we have to let go of a fucking dangerous dude? Right. God forbid. Imagine there's another 9-11 and it's that dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we traded that for fucking Brittany Griner. That's not a great trade. We've got to make Vin Diesel happy. Well, we've got to get her home before Christmas. You think that Vin Diesel is going to sit there and wake up Christmas morning and be like, Damn it. No Brittany Griner under the tree?

Are you kidding me, Biden? Christmas is ruined. God damn it. I like Francis' blog where he's like, She should have escaped by now. Brittany Griner should have broken out by now you're a superstar athlete dude what are you still doing in jail uh have you ever seen the clip i just saw this morning of uh natasha leggero talking to anthony anthony jessica by 9-11 no it's one of the funniest stories ever

oh yeah we can just see put the clip in. She, the night, September 10th, was cheating on her boyfriend with this dude. So she stayed over in a hotel and she woke up in the morning and had like 45 missed text messages because she moved from L.A. to New York. She was living in New York and she thought she was caught. And she said she was like, oh, it's just 9-11. Oh, thank God. And the way she said it now, like, obviously in the moment, she didn't call it 9-11. But while she's telling the story, to be like, oh, it was just 9-11. It's very funny.

The panic of being like, oh, my God, oh, my God, I'm going to be in so much trouble. And it's like, oh, it's just a tower collapse. We're good. Shout out. I forget his name. Muhammad. Atta. Atta.

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Oh my God, is this Castanelli? Hey there, KFC Fights. Jackie, Nick, Paz. A little bit of a dilemma. Wanted your opinion on my longtime barber who I've been going to for over 20 years. I was going to make a comment about that.

Recently told me he had some health issues and it sounds like he might be hanging it up or not be working for a while. So the one I faced was, do I write write it out see how long and take them to come back or do i go to somebody else well as you can see went to somebody else today they did a great job so my question dilemma that facing is do i go back to my original barber or do I stick with this new person who did this good work? It kind of feels like I might be cheating,

but if they're going to be retiring, maybe it's not. Just wanted to get your comment on that. Thanks, guys. I... You can't even hide it now. I can't. I... I thought this video was going another direction. When he was like, when he was like, obviously, I thought he was going to be like,

obviously I got this awful haircut. I don't think he loved it. I don't think it's a good idea. I would not notice anything about this guy. I mean, yes, but, like, if the conversation is about getting haircuts and we're, like, talking about it, I mean, like, his right side is like a diagonal upwards like this is like i wish to be able to find the picture of mine when i got my haircut in new york it's one of my favorite

blogs i ever wrote for barcelona was uh like is this the worst haircut of all time and it is nick if you're trying to find it i know i referenced lady gaga in it at one point i don't remember i remember hubs is having a terrible one i remember you know what's funny is your beard trimming got popped up first but you find it uh no like give me a second it is like is i know like the ps was like like lady gaga said like until then until next time i had my hair and it was like it was like her her song was it when you had short hair? Very short hair. Because that's when you can really notice it if it's really short, not short enough, not faded, not blended. My guy fucking, it was a woman, but she fucking shaved up to here.

And then this is just a standard crew top. It's crazy. It's crazy. Like you want it to be on the sides but she went like all the way up here yeah yeah i'd love to find this because i would read this blog it's it's amazing barstool you in probably 2013 maybe it is going to be very very hard to find no actually i bet it's 2011 yeah because it is i lived in my i lived in my new york apartment i was 21 years old i think if you do like feidelberg do do Feidelberg BarstoolSports.com in the search bar.

Not in the – no, no, no, in Google. In Google, you're good. Like BarstoolSports.com. I already tried that one. Only a couple popped up. And then do bad haircut in quotes. I don't even – I think it was... Is this the worst haircut of all time? I believe.

Hubs has a really, really bad one. Yeah, Hubs had a brutal one. Well, yeah, try that worst haircut. It's a weird haircut. Seth had the worst one ever. It's going to be impossible to find. But it was... All these ones are popping up, though,

so just keep searching through. These are all post-fucking... DevNest and shit. Oh, Danny had a really bad one do you remember that that reveal was special that was a great class um i you know again like that to me was not like a that guy's haircut is fine looks like a fucking cockatoo, dude. That is an all-timer. That's kind of what mine was like, only the long hair is much shorter.

Right. So it sticks up more. It's almost more noticeable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is tough. That looks like a thing where when you do your hair, you look like Tommy Shelby, and right now you just haven't styled or something like that. or something like that so you can kind of get away with it even though it's not um that other i mean that that kid's haircut looks like um i don't you know i'm not

i don't mean me but it's just like it looks like a super cut so you got like 15 and it's probably what you know you got like a old italian barber man who just gives everybody the same exact thing for 15 bucks and you know you tip him and go i wouldn't you know i wouldn't look at that i just put it this way if i went to someone new and i walked out i wouldn't be like found my guy found my girl you know um so i i thought that was going a different direction because i was going to say i've done this i used to go to benny and benny cut my hair from when i was a fucking pup in the fire engine, you know, like old school, gave me the lollipops, and then cut my hair through, you know, college, I guess. Like when I moved to the city was when I stopped, like, going.

But for like a long time, probably almost like 30 years, he cut my hair. But no, no, because the point was he started to get old, and i think he got sick okay so he was first chair because he owned the joint he then sold it to one of the other guys so they got to take the first chair and he kind of got bumped to the end and then it was like he would only come in like every other saturday or whatever so if i happened to be there when benny was there i had to go to him and he had like those cataract things where you can see it in their eyeballs you ever see like i don't know if it's those cataract things where you can see it in their eyeballs. You ever see, like... No. I don't know if it's a cataract or what, but he had, like, these, like, gray things, like, in his eyes that I could see on his eyes.

So I was like, I don't even know what you're seeing. But I can see your eyes are fucked. But he was just, like, he had this laugh. I found something else. Holy shit. What? I just sent it to the group. You can pull it up.

Let's see if I can find this guy. Because he was kind of like known as a holy Hank. Holy moly. I would not know this Hank. If you showed me that. Where is that from? Handsome Hank, fun fact of the day, he blow dries his hair. That was from Dante the Don.

And you just wrote, you quote tweeted RT. You said, oh, wow. Hank fun fact of the day he blow dries his hair that was from Dante the Don and you just wrote you quote tweeted RT you said oh wow that's old school Barstool where it's like you blow dry your hair you're a fucking gay you're so fucking gay you know it's like kid looks like a R word skeleton

10 26 2013 right about the time you can say that you look like a retarded skeleton skeleton. 2010, 10, 26, 2013, right about the time you can say that you look like a retarded skeleton. Yep. Bro, that was when he wanted

to do the road to 200 and we said, just be a cool guy with like a skinny cool guy with tats. Yeah. I mean, that's also no beard.

Like a perfect example, you know, like, but how funny is that? You blow dry your hair. That's like, you use an umbrella in the rain the rain it's like these are totally normal fucking things uh anyway i had to go to benny when he was available he had no eyesight he was old he was like it was like a corpse and uh you would get terrible haircuts just awful you know my barber died when i was going into eighth grade and so so my dad was like, all right, I'll just cut your hair.

And we decided to do it for the first time right before my first day of eighth grade. Oh, parents do these things at these times? It's like over the summer, dad. Yeah, exactly. We're going to save some money. We're cutting hair from home now. So he starts cutting my hair and the clip falls off and goes straight through the top of my head. No.

So before the first day of eighth grade, I had a shaved head. Full head. And then the teachers thought that I had cancer. No way. So they sent a note home like, is Mikey okay? All the kids called me Cancer Boy for like a month. Was it that low? It wasn't like a buzz cut?

I'm finding a picture right now. All the kids called me Cancer Boy for a month. Jesus, thanks a lot, Dad. Glad we saved $12 on this. I traumatized myself. I almost ripped Shay's tooth out of her head the other day right before her mom was taking her for fucking professional photos. And I was like, ah, that tooth's almost ready to come out.

She almost would have gone in there. Oh, my God. That's cancer, dude. Bro, you look like a Mormon cancer patient. First of all, do you have hair by your ear there? Does it look like you have more hair? I don't know. It just looks like

maybe it's a picture. Second of all, you have that Mars attacks head. You got that dome that goes out. You look like an insane person. And your ears look huge. It's like you escaped from somewhere. He looks like 11. He looks like 13. It's like you escaped from somewhere. He looks like 11. He looks like 13. I was going to say, he looks like he escaped from somewhere.

They were experimenting on you. You have 14 tattooed on your fucking... This is a kid. Do me a favor. Can you just zoom in or crop just your face? School shooter picture. No doubt. This is the picture they show.

Mikey was always really sweet to us we had no idea and then the documentary zooms fully into his eyes you know it goes all the way in what's the guy's name

Adam Lanzar Adam Lanzar this is Adam Lanzar's like copycat that's an Adam Lanzar pic that you look I mean that's like I'm ready

to shoot it up I'm gonna like not shoot the one girl I have a crush on but everyone else they're gonna get it Got dad's AK Here we go

What's the How do you do like a model face Where it's like You like raise your eyes You lift the eyes You smile You drop the eye Or you drop the smile

Or something like that I forget But whatever it is It looks like you're trying to do it But you fucked it up Dude you do this You smile You lift your eyebrows

And you drive your smile And you keep your eyes up I can't even do it There you go You look like a model I can't even do it there you go you look like a model I don't know about that he just looks like a school shooter that's what that is

that's your look anyway switching barbers is a tough thing but it's one of those things I've never done it I'll move cities instead you

you treat barbers like you treat like relationships where it's like I won't actually pull the trigger on this. Just like either you, like the place has to close, or I'm moving cities. I've, yeah, I just leave.

Do you think that there are- I also, but you know what? Before Erica, before Fleischman, I- Bounce around? I never had a barber. You were a slut? Yeah, I just go- Would you go to the same place?

No. Wow. I used to go to the same place no wow i used to go to the same place i go wherever and i would wait for one guy it showed but if there were days that like i i um i like was in a rush or whatever i'd be like i'm just gonna go to him he's available right now you know but even that would be like i'm scared i'm just gonna go ahead and i'd have to be like i'm pressed for time i never even even considered that ever. I don't know why. It's something that never crossed my mind until now.

It's one of the only things that consumes me. Your hair? Yeah. I've mentioned a few times I'm considering buzzing it all off when I decide for a haircut. And I have nightmares about telling Erica that every single day. I know. She's going to be so mad. Because you know what it is.

Well, she's going to talk me out of it. I'm talking her into it happening. The reason why I like going Erica. She's going to talk me out of it yeah the reason why i like going erica she's gonna say no and you're gonna say okay yeah because she to her that's like it's almost like if you had a personal trainer and you got fat yeah she's like i did all this work we like combed it this way and we made your hair do this and that and now you're just gonna take it all off fuck you uh but the but like going to different barbers they're just like i don't know who you are i'm just gonna you know give you a cut like this and that's all that i do i also used to have i used to feel bad about if people were saying no to the to the one guy like there'd be a line for benny yeah and tony's available and he'd be like anybody and everyone's like i'm gonna wait

for for benny and that's how eventually i'd be like okay i'll just go to tony and tony like you can come here i feel bad like that's how in my my hair blog that's how it was like a woman was waiting for like two kids and this woman got done and was like okay like which one of you guys wants to go now and she was like like the children she said no no we're gonna wait for the other person and And then I was like, I'm game. And, bro, she cut my hair the whole time she was on the phone. Are you telling me this? Like, I remember she was going like, hey, whatever. I was like, this can't be right. There's no way this is a good haircut I'm getting right now.

But this is all to say, I think that guys, it's kind of a running joke with dudes. You sit down. You hate your haircut. They show you the mirror. You say I love it, tip it, and you hate it haircut they show you the mirror you say i love it tip it and you hate it like it's become a cliche at this point that or and or people say this i feel like i'm cheating we need to stop that yeah like you can get your haircut by whoever the fuck you want to get your haircut by and i'm sure there are certain people who are like oh man i thought you

were like my client and now like i'm a little mad that i lose you know your 20 bucks or 30 bucks or 100 bucks or whatever a month. But whatever. You know what I mean? I'll get it in class. We put this pressure on. It's like, this is insanity. We're just talking about getting a haircut. Who fucking cares?

Go stay or don't stay. Who cares? But yeah, I think you can pick whoever you want. Next up. What up, KFC? Hi, it's the rest of the crew. Just popped into my head something that happened last year. Just kind of randomly popped in my head.

It was St. Patrick's Day and I was a personal trainer at the time. So I had to be at work at a gym at like 5.30 in the morning, whatever. Anyway, St. Patrick's Day, I'm living in Athens, Georgia. So St. Patrick's Day kids are out. Or sorry, kids. College guys are out partying, you know, late at night at the bars. I live like 10 minutes from downtown where like all the bars are. Anyway, so I get up the morning after St. Patrick's Day.

It's like 4.45, 5 o'clock in the morning. I'm half asleep. Don't know what the hell's going on. Go out to my car and I open the back seat to put my bag in the car. And there's a dude just laying in my back seat, just sprawled out, passed out. Um, I guess he found his way from downtown, found an apartment complex, started opening up car doors until he found one that was unlocked, found mine, passed out, whatever. Um, tried to get him to wake up so I could go to work, um, you know, couldn't get him awake for, like, 10 minutes, I ended up, like, smacking him in the face,

he woke up, drunk as hell, didn't know where the hell he was, um, gets out, walks off, I still have no idea what the fuck's going on, it's five o'clock in the morning, you know, I'm, whatever, I'm like, what the fuck just happened, um, and, you know, I know i get it i've been there wasn't even mad that he passed out my car i was like i just gotta go to work man just get out um anyway all that being said quick question what is one thing that's happened so early in the morning where you're so half asleep you just can't comprehend what's going on and leaves you thinking for like days about the situation because i was like you know did you go to other that story is to ask a question what's like the most annoying thing that's happening in the morning yeah i thought we were like you know

i thought he was gonna drive to work with a homeless guy i thought he was like like like that so that's forget about that but also i like i like this i like the story i like how he was just a bro about it. Well, so I don't fucking care. Like, get the fuck out of the car. What's your limit, though? OK, so let's say let's say it's like old school barstool. Dave has the fucking axe over your head at all times.

And he's like, if you're not here by 10, this happened, right? Everybody has to be at work by 10 o'clock and you wake up, you go downstairs, you're hung over. It's like 930. You go downstairs. You're hungover. It's like 9.30. You're going to get close anyway. And there's a dude laying in your backseat. And he will not wake up. He will not move. He's big.

It's hard for you. Let's say you couldn't even drag him out. Would you just hop in the whip and drive to work? I probably wouldn't even try to wake him up at all. Just leave him? No. And then go to work and leave him there? That would probably be the first thing.

I'd be like, oh, God. Here he is again. Here we go. Like, I probably. That would be funny for that guy. He wakes up though and he's like, what the fuck?

I'm in Milton? Went to sleep in the back end or whatever the fuck, you know? Yeah, I probably wouldn't even try waking someone up. I'd just be like, whatever,

you're coming with me today. Like a kid who's like fake sick home from school and I'm like, fine, you're coming to the office with me. Right, this is it.

That's where you get to hang out all day. Right, right. Just fucking sit there in the corner you asked for this you wanted this dude i i think i think and would you do that at this age probably yeah uh the i think i'd be worried about him waking up and just yeah yeah yeah yeah no i'd keep an eye on him i'd have i'd have i have my wits about me just the back you know looking in the back room of your room um but think, and it's probably because I've passed out in random places and stuff like that, I think people should be real cool about this. I mean, like, if I'm in your house, dude, like, let me take a nap.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just leave me. I'll let myself out. Dude, like, I'll be, it's like, don't freak out about it. Just fucking, everyone pads trying to break into that person's room the other night. Yeah. Like, dude, why don't you just fucking be cool about it? I'll be a dick break into That person's room The other night Yeah Just be cool Why don't you just Fucking just be cool about it

I'll be a dick Just let me hop in bed With you bro Just let me give a little Touchy touch Let me just You know Just jerk off a little bit

Whatever Where's your flower pot It's no big deal man It is I think And I Obviously I'm speaking From a place of privilege

If you will Where no one's Fucking with me Like no one Ain't nobody Fucking with me But like't nobody fucking with me! But a woman is obviously in a much different situation than I am.

Where I walk downstairs and I see some drunk dude pass out on my couch. I'm like, you fucking idiot, dude. Get up and get out. Doesn't that happen to you a lot? Your friends bring home friends? Yeah, it's happened once. Did he bring home a Brazilian family once? He brought home two people that didn't speak English that were... What is it called

when you're a student but you're not from america uh i get it yeah yeah i just didn't speak and then do you ever tell us on the podcast i told you yeah yeah and like he they hung out right yeah they basically they she he got the guy the girl to seduce him so he would bring her home and then as the cab was leaving he hopped in right and then they got there, and they're like, what the fuck are you going to do now? And my buddy was so drunk that he's like, I'm going to bed. And then he just left. But did he end up fucking the girl? No, he didn't.

They just slept on the couch. That was just like embezzling your friend into someone's house. I don't even know. As far as the actual question, I don't really know. But what would be the limit of like where you would you wouldn't allow it all right so like someone's sleeping in your what if what if someone like you woke up and someone was in your apartment and you like wouldn't be like like let's say you had a big night too what the fuck dude yeah like you like half-baked if you had like a guy like

so you wake up like because if you have like normal day, that means you have a burglar who broke in. But if it's enough that you're like, oh my god, I don't remember who I was hanging out with last night. And then you're like, oh, this dude. Like I brought him home. I'd have a lot of questions, to be honest. Checking a lot. I'd be pretty concerned about a number of things. Pavs just has this smirk on his face.

And I feel like Jackie wants to really be actually really, really mad, and she's holding it in. No, no, no. I'm with you on this. I mean, dip spit is one of the most disgusting things in the world. Did he spill it on you? There's a little bit on you. There's nothing on you. Let's see.

No, I didn't want to look before, but there was. And it was. And it dried. What happened? Your cup, your bottle spilled over? I went to go grab my cup, and then I knocked it over onto Jackie's, like, if anything, it got on the bottom of your shoe. This is what, though?

This is like Zin's, right? This is Zin's. It's not, it's missing water. Oh, yeah! Bro, dude, this is, you, you jumping in with, it's just Z Zin and you trying to minimize it's a bottle of your spit that should never even be like only a little bit got on you.

That is gross. Never mind. That might be worse, bro. The brown might make it way better. Oh my god. That is... Yeah, the brown honestly makes it feel like it's like a thing. That's just like slippery saliva. Oh my heavens to Bets thing. That's just like slippery saliva. Oh my heavens to Betsy.

That is repulsive for sure. You know what we need to do? We need to get you just food coloring. Make it brown. Drop food coloring in there. Whatever. It doesn't have to be brown. Whatever color you want.

Purple. I don't give a shit. That's going to be the gross table. Y'all share an office with me and you guys be the gross table Yeah That Yo Y'all stare at office with me And you guys have the gross table The The dip spit The dip cup

Is a thing That is I've said this before Like If you grow up around dip It's just normal People talk to you Like death all the time

They're spitting You got the cups It's no big deal If you don't grow up around it When you see it for the first time, like when I went to college, like nobody I knew did it in high school. A couple hockey guys maybe did it,

but to the point that I didn't even like realize what it was. And then all of a sudden you're sitting around like at a house party with a bunch of like rugby dudes and there's just full fucking bottles of spit. And everyone's like, this is normal. And then inevitably at some point somebody knocks it over and everyone's like, this is normal. And then inevitably, at some point, somebody knocks it over, and I'm like, we're just okay with a huge 20-ounce bottle of tobacco saliva? I used to dip everywhere, dude.

It's crazy, too. You didn't even see it until you went to college. Everyone in my life dipped. My dad did. My best friend's dad did. My uncle did. So if you grow up around it, it's like, whatever. Dude, my best friend's dad, he kept a fucking like big bottle just by his recliner and it would just like he would just

spit into it until it was like almost like a squatoon like he would still it was full and then just go throw that out and get a new one okay but he got a new one at least yeah yeah yeah like he emptied it and kept the big boy oh bro i had a buddy once who was so fucking broken in high school that he was fucking into a... A bedpan? No, no, no. What do you call the fucking strainer? He would have dumped it into a strainer and then get another whip out.

No, no. Double dipped. Yeah, yeah. He literally double dipped. No. That is... I didn't know where you were going I didn't even get what it meant I've done I've done reclaimed dabs

And that's fucking Disgusting That That doesn't seem as bad to me though I told you You're talking like You burn the little goo Dab shit

And then you can smoke it again Yeah yeah But that's different than I chew on this leaf This chunk of leaf And then I chew on it again Yeah I knew a kid who needed a dip so bad that and like practice lacrosse practice He would take the dip put it between his toes. Yeah

Those girls the girls in high school those people are absolute the girls animals I would feel like I was a boarding school the girls we walk around like in their fucking Louboutins and just inside them just be sweating fucking brown juice Like like well, it was the well Yeah, yeah, how come you and your your lip is already like an inside skin so you don't to cut it I guess so I also know that menthol stuff doesn't have I had a kid who Gums on he had braces. So he'd he would rub it on his braces first to cut it up more. Have you ever No, you've never seen ones I mean he had braces So he would Rub it on his braces For us to cut it up more Have you ever? No

You've never chewed once? No I've never done it Really? I know I know I'm gonna throw up Everybody who does it Like later in life

Throws up And I'm not gonna do that I feel like you gotta do it once I know I have no interest I won't do it I will not do it I also don't

Like I know you guys Are always like It's like a head high I'm like I don't know man If it was like Like a weed feeling like, it's like a head high. I'm like, I don't know, man. If it was like a weed feeling, like where it's like you can chew on this 3G and get high, I'd get it more.

But I just have no desire to. I'm just part of the generation that's just ruined. Like, I started dipping, like, freshman year of high school, everybody had dip. And then, like, by the time I was a sophomore, it was like every single person had a Juul. So it was like always nicotine around. It was a fucking nicotine tobacco fiend.

Yeah. But it's, well, I don't give a shit about your your hat your habit uh your your habit like it's a little weird again when if you're like in a any somewhat formal setting and people are just like yeah no that was i was like what do you you're talking you just have like it's like talking with your foot with food food in your mouth. You just have this thing in your mouth, and you're talking to me. But then, as you're talking... I was talking to Erica. And I'm not supposed to react to that? I was talking to Nardini recently, and we were just talking about how... Because of how we grew up, and by that I mean how we grew up in...

New England. No, no, no. No, I mean the business world like how we grew up how barstool like right our level of employee grew up like at barstool and then we kind of became a business yeah and like it never even crossed my mind to not go into meetings without it with a fucking bottle like like i'd be like the old office i'd have fucking like a fucking like we like i'd be like at a meeting with like the CFO and the CRO and the CEO and I'd be like

just I don't know and I think it was it was fucking I didn't think twice of this when was the last time you had like a dip

mishap like a spill or something like that I don't it didn't spills were regular spills happened all the time but like

like last time I think it was like a mishap because I drank it and I probably haven't drank it I probably haven't drank it in a while bro a gulp of dip spit would kill me i would literally die from the from the gagging that is so disgusting there was one time when that was when i knew i was like i might have a real problem here but like i just fucking i was i was driving through Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.

And I took a sip. Because it was just like, you know, it was kind of like, it was dark. It was night in the Ted Williams Tunnel. So it's fucking dark in there, too. And, like, you got the Russian roulette. You put it in the water and that. And there's so much spit in it that it's starting to feel like a 20-ounce bottle. So I was driving.

I just kind of twisted off. I took a sip. And I was like, no ounce bottle so i just like i was driving i just kind of twist it off i took a sip and i was like no just got it like the new final burg would vomit all over yeah i know that's fucking gangster to just eat it literally would you ever date a guy who dipped? Have you? Would you? Yeah, because a lot of guys do. Yeah, it's almost just like you have to. It's so gross. Would you be like... I never had a girlfriend who complained about it. I actually never really thought it was that gross until that just spilled.

I've never really cared, and then that just spilled, and now I'm realizing how gross I think it is. It's so gross. You would go out. You'd be at a party. Would you make out right after? Oh, yeah. I had girlfriends who liked it. With it in?

You had a minty mouth. Not with it in. I have before, but that's very rare. That's hard, no? It's very hard, yeah. I mean, not like full- Isn't, like, tobacco getting her out, too? Not like full-blown make-outs, but I definitely kissed with it in before.

Crazy. Yeah, I wouldn't say I've made out. I've kissed with it in. God, that's gross. Yeah, oh, yeah. Did you ever do, like,'t say I've made out. I've kissed with it. God, that's gross. Yeah, oh, yeah. Do you ever do, like, a double horseshoe? No. I remember watching a kid go, like, look at this.

Just the whole fucking mouth. I've definitely done a horseshoe. I've never done a double horseshoe. And that was, like, in high school. I didn't do it for pleasure. That was in high school, like, fucking around so you could put the most in. Yeah, it's like when you try to eat the whole thing of bubble tape. Yeah.

That was, like, the nine-year-old version of that. That's disgusting. You guys are disgusting. It's crazy that we accepted us in any form of society. You're vile. You're vile animals. I'm sure the dip community... I remember guys who I used to work with when I interned on a trading floor who ordinarily would just

go have a smoke break, but they're traders and day traders, so you can't leave the floor for 15 minutes. They all had to resort to that to get their fix so that i can kind of understand it's like i you know i would lose like hundreds of thousands of dollars if i left my you know and i'm fucking starting to tweak so here you go but god damn fucking animals um all right let's do a little did we get cut off like where were we do you remember can it? We're in the middle of a voicemail, right? So we're good. We pretty much wrapped up the voicemail.

The third one? So we're good? The second one. The second one, okay. Okay, KFC Fights crew. Thanksgiving went out last night, Thanksgiving Eve, in the New York airport this morning, United Lounge, in the single-stall bathroom,

so I can throw a hungover puke in peace. And so that just made me think the best or worst places you've ever thrown up. I've thrown up at the Coliseum. I've thrown up at Giant's Causeway in Ireland. So I don't know. That's cool. I throw up at puke spots because I'm adding the work airport to that list today. Unfortunately.

Best puke spots, man. I'm a field puker. Like, just like, just an open field is my favorite. Oh, I guess she's not asking favorite. She's asking most unique.

But, I mean, field is a pretty unique answer. Just like, you're partying at like a music festival or something? No, like, just like I'm thinking about my friends

who have like big yards in their high school. I'm actually not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of anything where it splashes onto your feet and stuff. I'm a sniper. I'm Chris Kyle with the shit. But the splashback.

I don't think I got much. Dude, I puked in the field once. Me and a chick both fucking puking in the field. And then we just fucking started making out right afterwards. That's true love. Dude, like fucking just drunk as shit. Just like... Just sucking on each other's puke-coated tongues.

Twice that on my mustache. Puking sucks. I think actually I do not have sex after that. I was going to say you probably... You know how me and Couscous do. Yeah, I'm not much of a puker. It's pretty rare that I puke, so I don't really have a lot of... That's a joke, right?

Well, drinking puke. That was a fucking joke, right? That was a fucking joke, right? Obviously, I puke with gross stuff. I literally was like, oh, he's doing a bit and then he didn't his face didn't no I honestly I'm thinking about the question

I don't I don't really drink I don't really puke a lot when I'm drunk I don't really puke a lot when I'm hungover so I don't have a lot of I mean

yeah I puke a lot when I eat gross shit but it is it is not when it comes to alcohol consumption I don't I also

I usually if I'm puking I'm usually like at home it's rare that I'm like somewhere where I'm not well you also sneeze what the fuck does that what's that have to do with anything when that much puking. I usually, if I'm puking, I'm usually like at home. It's rare that I'm like somewhere where I'm not. Well, you also sneeze. What the fuck does that, what's that have to do with anything? When you're puking, you sneeze.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a very bizarre puking. That's only new in life, and I thank God because I don't puke much anymore. But yeah, something's going on where like my body is just, my nose is like, we got to sneeze and get it out and it is a fiasco we were in Nashville and I heard you I was like what the fuck is going on that was like I can't

have that I can't it's like thundersnow yeah it's like two worlds colliding that is you know that was a thing because you're like and things are like exploding you know by the time you're done there's puke on the fucking ceiling know, by the time you're done, there's puke on the fucking ceiling.

I like to be like, you know, in the comfort of my own home, can like hug the bowl and like roll into the tub if I need to, you know, puking like out out there in the world is I love a good like off a balcony puke, like I was going to say, yeah, at a bar, like, but like, like, like say you like to say you took that extra tequila shot or whatever. You go out to the tiki porch or whatever, and he's kind of like quickly like this. Okay. Okay. So that would be my answer is the one shot too many.

Yeah. That's a good one. I've sniped or secretly done that before where people two feet away from me didn't notice. Really? Oh, yeah. It's the best because it's not the violent like. It's just like. You puke into your mouth. You almost like breathe it out. Right? Yeah. Oh, no. It just came all at once. Oh, wow. It's the best because it's not the violent, like, it's just like a – You puke into your mouth and then you spit it out.

Right? Yeah. Oh, no. It just came all at once. Oh, wow. Yeah. Because I've done the, like – Jackie was, like – this is a deep cut reference here, but I don't know if you remember in Street Fighter, the movie, when –

Oh, my God. No. I forget. The answer to that is no. Street Fighter, the movie, comes up here – Way too often. Once every three months. Yeah. The Blanca reference is no. Street Fighter the movie comes up here once every three months. The Blanca reference we drop a lot.

I forget the sumo wrestler type guy. E. Honda. Are you comparing me to that right now? Are you comparing me to this? It'll make sense. So he's sweating. He's getting tortured.

He's getting whipped and all this shit. And he's not saying anything. E. Honda is. Yeah. And when the torturers leave and whoever he's in jail with is like, how do you take that? And he goes, I just make sure my mind goes somewhere else. And the guy says, well, next time your mind leaves, can you tell it to bring back a pizza? And that was how Jackie looked. It was just like she was so repulsed by everything we're saying

and it was just like clearly her mind was elsewhere and she was like i'm just trying to just not focus on where i am right now and what i'm doing she has that face a lot i'd call that jackie's face um i i remember one time doing a shot and uh ran to the bathroom it was crowded so like i was like i need to make it to the bathroom it was very close but it was very crowded so i'm weaving in and out and i get to the door and i open it up it was one of those one like single toilet bathrooms so i open it up, and I just barely made it. So I end up just kind of puking onto the toilet and the wall, not in it. It was just like, imagine you just threw up at a toilet. So it went like splat.

And I cleaned it up as most as I could. You didn't have a mop on you, but you didn't have to do it with toilet paper. But then right after that, my buddy puked on top of it too. but you didn't have a mop on you but you didn't you didn't have to with toilet paper but then like right after that my buddy puked on top of it too he did another shot and he ran in there

and kind of puked and he was like did you did you puke on that toilet because when I went in there it was like pretty much covered in puke and I was like yeah

but I cleaned it up he was like well I puked on top of that puke but I mean but it just got me thinking about like like college bars and toilets

and stuff bro you know where I was the people who like fuck in college bars and stuff oh I, you know where I was the other night? People who like fucking college bars and stuff. Oh, I saw where you were. The social club? Yeah. Yeah. Bro, one of the urinals was just full of puke.

Yeah. Bro, I've told this before, where you talk about fucking college bars. Brother, I farted in a Preakness port-a-pot. Yeah, that is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened. Yeah. Literally, the most disgusting place on Earth is a freakness. Back when it was...

Yo, your boy dance is awesome, by the way. I don't know where this came from, but I'm loving it. I don't know. Is that from a show or something, or are you just doing it? I just did the first time. The first one was way better than the second one. No, huge cosign. Love it.

Please keep doing it. Absolutely. But just the things in the air of that port-a porta potty, let alone touching any of the surfaces. Dude. Was she on your foot? She had her foot up on the toilet, bro. Barefoot? No, no, no.

She had like sandals on or whatever. So she was doing like one of the, you were fucking her from behind? Oh my God, that's disgusting. You didn't wear a condom, right? Dude, I would wear a condom fucking in a porta potty, not for the pussy, for the air. I'd be like, I just need to protect my dick from this disgustingness. I'm actually going to keep the dick in because that's where it's safe. Your slutty coochie is probably cleaner than the air inside this porta potty.

Dude, the outside of the pre-disc is just as gross as inside a porta potty, though. Everyone's got 30 racks that they're just fucking kneeling down and pissing through. What a despicable place that was. Yeah, I went there a lot, bro. They shut it down, and they probably should have, you know? Yeah. That's one thing where it's like, all right, humanity had your fun. We're not doing it anymore.

You know, it was like... I went fairly recently. Me and Gaz went probably this is probably like seven years ago i say fairly recently but yeah what do you mean this shut down it's not it used to be they have they have reopened it it's it's like the four loco now yeah and then it's not it used to be like you could bring in as many beers as you want and nobody does the port-a-potty runs anymore no i don't see those that I was going to say, my brother went like four years ago and they were doing that.

And like, yeah, I got videos of people getting... The videos are one of my favorites. The crowd reaction going like, oh! And someone gets hit with like an unopened beer. It's just like a sniper to the head. It's disgusting.

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