KFC Radio - Barstool Employee Misses Out On $90k After Selling Meme Coin Ft. Preacher Lawson

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:37 Pavs is wearing a crop top 11:05 Feits' grandpa is still hanging on 16:47 I Think You Should Leave Live 27:32 Alex Cooper is hosting a show at the Olympics 29:49 Taylor Swift became a Billionaire 32:20 Kanye Lawsuit 38:47 Feits went to WWE RAW 50:28 Grier missed out on $100k from USUG 56:08 Paul Pierce Might be an alcoholic 58:06 It might be better for Caitlin Clark to not go to the WNBA 01:12:38 Video Voicemails 01:28:34 Preacher Lawson InterviewYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. New episode of KFC Radio is about to start right now, but before we do that, I need a favor from you. We've got a new YouTube channel. It's called the KFC Radio Clips Channel. It's a short-form YouTube with all of the best interviews, segments, and moments from KFC Radio, past and present, just a few minutes long, so you can keep up with the podcast and all of our greatest moments if you don't have time to watch the full episode. So head on over there. There's a link in the description below.

Click that, subscribe, and then come back and catch the full episode. Thank you. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. I still got this horrible cough. I was sick for like a week. Missed an episode. I came in ready to roll. A lot to talk about.

Paz is wearing a crop top. I mean, when your whole day, your whole plan just takes a left turn, your producer's wearing a crop top. What is it they say? Man plans, producers wear belly shirts. I don't know what to do. I know I'm sitting here in a hoodie and pants for the 5,000th day in a row, so I know I'm not a very –

I'm happy this is happening because I've been waiting to bring it up with you. You're dressing better. I was going to say the same thing. I was going to say both of you look really good today. Kevin, I really like that sweatshirt. And then you guys came after my crop top. I wore this two million days in a row. That's a new sweatshirt.

You've had a different air about you recently. I think you've done some shopping. You look nice. I mean, I have done some shopping, but it's nothing. I mean, I guess I just made different choices. I'll take it. I did not make a conscious decision to do anything like that. You've had a few episodes in a row now where you're looking nice.

Okay. I was going to give it a little time before I called. Oh, look at that fucking midriff. No, no, no. Come on. Come on. You're doing a catwalk. I just instinctively said the word midriff.

Bro, do me a favor. Put your hands to the sky. Reach to the ceiling. What are we doing? You look like, first of all, a chick. Or like a muscle beach Like Venice Beach weightlifter This is my workout shirt

And there was a leak in my closet today So all of my t-shirts were wet I had another leak And then I had an athletic t-shirt on And I was like I can make a decision to just wear an athletic t-shirt With jeans right now which I didn't like Wait what is an athletic t-shirt? Like just wear an athletic t-shirt with jeans right now, which I didn't like. Wait, what is an athletic t-shirt?

Like a dry fit Nike t-shirt. Oh, oh, oh. I think that that would be more jarring than me wearing a crop top. Yeah, you're right. No, no, no, you're right. For sure. Somehow, you made the right decision. I was about to say, you're telling me you don't have one other shirt.

And if the only other one was like Under Armour, you made the right call. Out of everybody, you can kind of wear a crop top. I don't know. It somehow works. If it was a cleaner cut crop top, it would be. I fucked up the cut. You cropped that yourself.

It's a triple XL. And then I cropped it. This would just be my gym shirt. Did you crop the sleeves too? No, the sleeves just were small. I just got wide shoulders. Now I'm back on the other side. Cropping your own top is a little bit funny. I don't know what I'm talking about.

Of course you have. No fucking kidding, guys. I don't think anybody's surprised by that. Rowan, you started setting up and I just looked at him. And I almost said something. I was like, I'm going to wait for the show. And then John, as we were setting up, goes, go with the crop top, huh? I don't know how I fell in with you guys, man.

I don't know how that happened. Fucking crop top, man. That's Jackie's shirt, dude. That is so fucking funny. I mean, I guess, yeah, if you have no other clothing to wear. It is. When you raise your hand, it actually. Also, by the way, though, not like there's a billion shirts around here you can throw on.

No, it's nice. I actually do respect that as your gym shirt, too, because I'm so sick and tired of wearing wicking shirts to the gym. It happened this weekend. Actually, I was in Boston, and I brought just my workout gear home back to Boston, and I was working out in the hotel gym. Hotel gyms are – it's like people are wearing flip-flops and cargo shorts on the treadmill.

They're not exactly... Yeah, yeah. People normally travel with their workout clothes, which, by the way, at this hotel, you could rent workout clothes. It's crazy. That's wild. Yeah.

But I was in the gym. I mean, I guess it's, you use towels and shit at the gym, but putting on other people's clothes, I know they wash them and shit, but it's like... Yeah, it's still like, I have no idea. I have but putting on other people's clothes. I know they wash them and shit, but it's like... Yeah, it's still like... I have no idea.

I have to know who sweat in the clothes. Right. I'll get some at a vintage store, but you're not really sweating in those. You're sweating in other clothes. What if they did that? What if they were like, we have here this Nike set. Here's the person who wore it. They show you a picture.

They show you the picture of who was just working at it.'re like oh frank was walking in that huh i think i'll pass that's like the psychological study i had to do in college what's that um where i had to smell sweaty clothes decide if the person was hot or not right and and it wasn't it true didn't it work i never i never it wasn't hot or not it Are you like attracted to this person? I thought the results were – did I make that up? I thought I remember you telling me that like the study like held true. Oh, I think it does. I don't even know about that specific.

I don't think I ever saw the results of that specific study. But I think that does – that is a thing that people like find like their significant others sweaty clothes like as an aphrodisiac. But they weren't like ah just kidding that was a fat chick. Gotcha bitch. But what was I going to say but I saw I was working out in the gym and I was like

I feel like I'm trying way too hard because everyone else is just and I've always So you're saying you're saying the other gym goers are not dressing

to work out. Like I want to go back to like the old school gym aesthetic where it's just fucking crazy baggy clothes and shit. Why don't you just do that? I honestly don't know where to get those style of clothes. Ask Pabst. I wear just sweatpants and a t-shirt like this every day at the gym. That's what you wear?

That's what I wear. So you want like meathead shit, you're saying? No. like uh meathead shit you're saying no like honestly like just like kind of like meth head shit didn't expect that to come out like dirty clothes that are ill-fitting okay okay i was picturing like a like a yeah that I don't want a midriff I don't have the midriff to be exposing

are you trying to say midriff are you trying to say midriff midriff is it not M-I-D-R-I-F-F it's not drift it's mid-drift. It's mid-drift.

I think that backfired. I think so. I don't think it's drifting. I'm going to cut it out. No, no, no, no. I do agree. You thought it was drift as in what you do in the ocean? I think you were saying it a little funny, but it's definitely not mid-drift.

I'm thinking about the ocean thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just mid-drift. It's like mid-riff. Yeah. I think mid-drift is – I say – the ocean thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just mid-riff. I think mid-riff is... That's how I say it, but I... I don't know how to say it, but it's for sure not mid-drift. It's spelled R-I-F-F.

I don't know if it's mid-riff or mid-drift, but it's not mid-drift. Mid-drift. When you're on the unsinkable ship and it hits an iceberg and you're waiting for rescue, you are mid-drift. You really called that one out. You were like,

I got him dead to rights. It's not even like mid-drift. It's mid-riff. You're right. I was pretty sure. You were wrong on all accounts. All accounts, Jackie. No, I was pretty sure. You were wrong on all accounts. All accounts, Jackie. So, yeah.

Pabst has a crop top. And you want to dress like a meth head. I still don't quite know. I think you need to just put this outfit together. I think you got to, like, find, like, I don't know, go to a thrift shop or something. Yeah, it would probably be, like, thrifted stuff. I don't want to thrift, Jim. I was going to say, aren't we overthinking this? Yeah, for sure.

I mean, just put on whatever. Wear a fucking suit and tie, whatever. I don't give a shit. Just work out, right? I love old school shit where they used to just wear full sweatpants and sweatshirt. Bro, in high school, I had two teachers who used to work out at our gym. One would work out in a polo and khakis. Hell yeah.

One was a monk who would work out in his full monk. Like a robe? Yeah, who was jacked, bro. Jacked. What's the point of being jacked if you're under that robe? It wasn't even... I don't know if jacks are a word. He had calves that would make Johnny Drama lose his fucking mind. Is that the only thing you could see?

Huh? Is that the only thing you could see? You know those bikes that you like You're kind of laying down a little bit Yeah And he would have those But he'd have his dress up And we'd just be like Look at Father Pascal's fucking

Bro you're Sometimes the things you say Just like yeah you know the monks Who ride the bicycles where you lay back What? This is the same monk Who Performed the exorcism and who would sing going downstairs because he thought they were possessed.

Whenever he walked downstairs, he would sing, Father Pascal. Google Father Pascal. I bet he still works there. Dude. P-A-S-C-A-L. Porches the Abbey. I bet he still works there. Dude. P-A-S-C-A-L. Portsmouth Abbey. For just Father Pascal, you're going to get some more. There's probably a bunch of Father Pascals.

He's a pretty famous guy. Portsmouth Abbey. Any of these guys? Yeah, top left. Top left. Right here? Yeah. I did not see that being Pascal. Did not see that happening.

Their names aren't their real names. I know. I just figured he, you know, Pascal would be. I thought there was going to be a better picture of him. He was also my student advisor. That's why I know all this about him and no other reason. Scotty. Pascal Scotty.

If you were to say these things about like a – if you were like, yeah, I'm in this group where like there's this – Pascal with the robes and he rides the bike. Like you're in like a weird cult. But because it's like some Catholic you know, Catholic school thing, it's like whatever. Okay, cool. Crazy.

The shit that the Catholics get away with, it's just nuts, man. Yeah, it's pretty tight. Pretty tight. So I'm still sick right now. I'm doing my best to power through it. And I think I said it to John. I think we're at the point. I got nervous when I was sick that I might outlive his grandfather

because he's still kicking the guy's still going it's incredible I talked to him last night, he's going it's the ultimate, I can't even imagine at this point, the fact, we talked about it on the show, you had like

your, you went to see it I've had my, it's actually awkward now every time we talk it's the ultimate, you like your you went to see it i've had i've had my it's actually awkward now every time we talk i was gonna say it's the ultimate you said goodbye to someone and then walk the same way yeah you had your i you know all right so what else is up i can't even it's such a it's such a hilarious but obviously sad concept at the same time when you've had your like pretty much goodbye conversation but now you'll just talk to him on the phone like did you see what the bruins did is it just like small talk we're talking about ted williams and john glenn

i love that i think that's incredible he's like you know ted williams john will come no shit that's crazy like but like from it's oddly like that's the kind of thing you would say to someone after you've already said goodbye and ended up walking the same way. You're just like, did you know this thing? I need a random fun fact. Yes. He's got to be feeling that with everybody. He got kicked out of hospice. He got kicked out of hospice.

Yeah, you're not sick enough anymore. So now he's home? I think there's a level between in the hospice where it's like you don't have to go all the way home, but like You're not here, but you're not there. He's in like a literal purgatory. I mean,

it's one of the greatest stories of all time. It's crazy. I look forward to telling it in total. Whenever. We'll find out. I mean, goodness. Although he is funny, too, because he, I think he only consumes, and by consume I don't think he really consumes, but like sees clips of, like he has social media. So he like follows me and stuff like that. He has social media, so he follows me and stuff like that.

He has social media? Yeah. What? Bro! My parents don't have social media. He does. Your, what, 90-year-old grandfather? 89. He always said he didn't want to live until 90. And it looks like he's not gonna.

That's a joke he's been running. Dude, that's... He always said he didn't want to live until 90. Looks like he's not gonna That's a joke he's been running Dude that's Looks like I'm not gonna He is on what Definitely is on Twitter I think he's on Instagram I mean certainly Facebook

I don't know I know he follows me on these things I don't know what his handle is But so he's always told me, he's like, I love how you involve your family and stuff. He's like, no one does that. And I think he's, because he's thinking of

the old media he used to watch. It's a pretty common thing now. I think he thinks I invented it. Does he listen to this? No, he doesn't listen. But that's not a crazy question at this point. He's on fucking Twitter. He's told me stories about how he's seen things no he doesn't listen that's not a crazy question at this point he's on fucking twitter he's told me stories about how he like he's he's seen things i don't think he listens to the podcast i don't know but he's seen like he's a he's a devoutly catholic man he would not like this podcast like that's why this whole fucking process is such a nightmare for him because like He's ready to go. There is not a single doubt in his mind where he's going

Yeah, when this happens like he's just like fully so yeah, I'm just say this was done He's like you know something. He said this was all settled Many many when I was baptized. Yeah, this is just like a formality I would be that short honestly dude you're coming off a little cocky yo that would be a conversation to have with him are you sure really really though have like a larry david debate with him but can you really say. But can you really say for sure? Can you really say confidently? But he would kick my ass. He's a very smart. Dude, he's like, up until like two years ago, he was like a prison preacher.

Not preacher, but like he would go to church. I'm sorry, go to jail and just like talk to like murderers and shit. That's what he did in retirement. Retired from fucking his job. Was like, I'm going to go hang out with murderers. Dude. God bless that. There is something nice about it you know when when you're younger and and you're highly religious and shit

it's like i gotta go to church and do all these things like you really gonna believe that do all that but in the end it's like well you, you're just chilling now. When everyone else is freaking out, he's like, I'm good. Yeah, I know where I'm going. And he might be dead ass wrong. But for right now, he's chilling. Yeah. He's all good. So good for Papa Joe.

But I said, I mean, I'm invested in it at this point. I was like, I don't even know when I get the news, how do I react? It's crazy. It's just I think about it every day point. I was like, I don't even know when I get the news, how do I react? It's crazy. It's just I think about it every day now. I wonder how he's doing. Out of hospice is hilarious. We're going on a family vacation like a week and a half.

We're getting pretty close. I think my dad's already like, I'm not going. I was going to say, what the whole thing, the whole family's going? The whole family's going, yeah. And the whole family would then not go? I think, I think my dad's going to not go. And then we'll go, and if something happens, we'll come back. I'm in volume.

What a move. What a move. What else we got here? We went to I Think You Should Leave Live last night. Oh, how was that? It was, I would follow this show like a deadhead. yeah it was incredible where's that at the uh is it the beaker it was it was i i actually don't know like we didn't really talk much when we left like i don't know how much i know paths really enjoyed i don't know was it like uh they showed you was it like q a and then they showed

you clips of stuff q a just showing old sketches and bringing on guests to judge if those sketches should have stayed in. Old sketches that were cut. That were not in it. So you got to see all new shit. That's awesome. I always think that, too. I even think that with you guys. I'm like, these are all funny.

I'm sure it's like, we need to pick the funniest one, and there's constraints for time and stuff. But it's like, you have a couple duds, but the rest of them of them are probably like this is funny enough but we just can't put everything out well that was a funny question so they also brought celebrity guests it was a lot of cast members and then they also had paul rudd and seth myers and seth was great they were just guests or they had been in this no they're just guests got it And Paul Rudd came out, like, the very last sketch, so he didn't really talk too much. But Seth came out in the first, and obviously an SNL alum, Second City, like, he's a sketch comedy guy. So he had, like, interesting questions. Sure.

And I thought it was so funny when he was, like, they're talking about sketches that get cut, like you're saying. And he was, like, I'd love to be an actor in one of the sketches that get cut from an I Think You Should Leave episode. We were like, what guaranteed that that one was funny? The hot dogs in their sleeves was gold, but mine gets the boot. That's tough. But that's what I mean. It's like, I guess that's part of Tim Robinson and the team and their genius or whatever is like they can tell. No, but they can't because a lot of the five they showed last night were all awful.

They were fucking hilarious. Yeah. They were so good. I couldn't believe that they didn't put them in. Yeah. Five or six or whatever they showed last night. They just got an HBO show, right? Yeah.

What is it? What kind of show is it? It's called The Chair Company. It's like a show though, right? Yes. It's like a conspiracy theory. Yeah. I think the synopsis was like a man files a complaint with a chair company only to unravel a big conspiracy theory.

I mean, that sounds outrageous. But yeah, no, it was... The chair company. I didn't know what to expect going into it. I think we were going to do potentially perhaps a little recon, see what it's like, and it was awesome. How long was it? Hour and a half? A little bit over an hour and a half.

That's great, man. It was awesome. What a – and he can just do that show and show all the fans. Yeah. I think they were only doing it like two weeks. I left like kind of joking being like i'd go see that again i knew it was only one time in new york and then like it's it's so quick like it's uh it's in chicago the now the night you're listening to this and then they just go west from

there um but it was it was really really you liked it i yeah i really liked it it was like nothing i've seen before yeah which was sick and um like i mean all the sketches were like hilarious i think there was only one that was like okay i could kind of see why you kept that in but all the others i was like it was just i think that if you guys do something like that like the behind the scenes stuff was the most interesting i'm telling you man people love that yeah yeah because there really like, there is no rhyme or reason, but there's probably a little bit of a method to the madness. And, like, or, like, trying to find out, like, you're trying to put some method to the madness.

I'd like to see you be like, well, we didn't like that part about, like, this or that. It's like, that was totally funny or fine or whatever. I would actually say that did kind of make it clear that there is no method to the madness. There is no method to the madness. Like, even, like. Just, like, think of funny shit, do it. But, like, even Tim's answers for why things got cut and why they didn't really make sense.

Really? Like, one was, like, they were, like, I think we just thought the joke was too obvious on that. And Seth Meyers was like, the joke was about how people are like, restaurants are becoming kind of sexual, where there's like egg slut and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just some local diner that has to like, it's actually Biff Whiff, who is the guy who was on Here to Help, the same episode with me. But he's the guy with the beard. Yeah. You know what I mean? The very old looking guy looking guy yep and it's him who owns like a diner and he's like we're trying to keep up with the sexual sexualization it's like this is the cum green cum egg burger

they're just like listing all this stuff but then it starts devolving like like all the tim robertson sketches like it starts devolving to him being like talking about seeing his priest, but he sells fucking cum burgers. And Seth Meyers was like, yeah, yeah, you're totally right. No one saw, everyone saw that cum burger.

And then there was another one where he had like, I don't think he has reasons for or he doesn't want to reveal them if he's doing the hbo show is is is i think you should leave done or on no sir i can't imagine i don't know actually i i could see him ending at three and then that was my point is like he's just kind of a for somebody who's so funny and and and it was such a success. He didn't do, like, at least I didn't see. He didn't do, like, the podcast rounds.

He didn't do. Well, we turned him down. We turned him down? Yeah. Yeah, I remember one of my first weeks here. Wait, you? No, no, no. It was one of my first weeks here, and I think You Should Leave 2 came out.

We did. No, we turned him down for season one. I'd never heard of him for season one. Okay, that's fair. If we turned him down for season one i'd never heard of it that's right yes yeah all right okay that might that's fair it was also at that time season two i was like i did not i missed like no that makes sense i remember looking at the time i was like i have no idea we weren't even really doing guests because it was at hq2 i was gonna say that's a long time yeah it was yeah that makes more sense i mean it's still a miss but and i i wish we you know didn't but um it was like i i remember ily remember it because like it might have been like I don't really –

because we weren't regularly doing guests there. No, no, at all. And so I think someone was like, do you want this guy who's got a Netflix show? And I was like, I've never heard of that person. I think that was the end of it. Right. If we were doing guests like we do now – I'm sure.

I'm sure. Obviously, a million percent. Not a million percent. It would be an absolute godsend to talk to him. But it was kind of like a weird era of the podcast. Yeah, yeah. I think Dan was still on the show. Yeah, I was going to say that was a long time ago.

But even still, at that point, he probably was trying to get that off the ground. Like doing all that shit. And then once it was a smash hit, I'm sure he did a couple here and there and has some friends or some appearances. But I'm just saying, in general, he was not all over the place like everybody is now. You make it big and you're on every video, every show, every social media platform, everything. He's actually done it pretty subtle as far as all that goes. Yeah, he flies coach still, bro. I mean.

Cross country. He is, he does seem like he'd be awesome, but that's, I guess, part of being awesome is not doing all that. Yeah, he's having some mystery to you. You got to talk the talk and walk the walk. So in comparison to Sunny Live? Oh, kick the shit out of Sunny Live. Kick the shit out of Sunny Live. Sunny Live was not very good.

I did not. I was disappointed with that. Because they didn't really talk. And to be fair to this, they didn't talk all that much. Seth Meyers had to pull it out of them. Yeah. Like they were kind of, before Seth came out. So Seth was like hosting it?

Kind of de facto. He was not the host of it. Yeah. Like, they were kind of, before Seth came out. So, wait, Seth was, like, hosting it? Kind of de facto. He was not the host of it. Was Tim Robinson? No, they had another comedian, Brooks something. Brooks W. That, so, to me, I mean, who knows? But that, to me, feels like Tim Robinson was kind of like, I'll do this, but, like, I don't know, you got to set it up and do it.

I don't know, because they had bits and stuff in it that I think Tim probably wrote. Okay. Like, they were – I think Tim was involved. But they had a comedian host who opened the show with doing five minutes. I think it's very funny. And then he came out, and then they all came out, and he asked a question. Like, why did that one get cut? And Tim was like, I don't know. And then Seth Meyers came out, and he was like, why did that one get cut? And then it was – they gave Seth Meyers a phone call.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then from then on, Seth was kind of driving the discussion, I felt like. Seth Meyers was – obviously Seth Meyers is incredible, but it was just obviously my first time seeing him do anything live. He's so talented. It's funny, a guy like that. You know, it's like he probably does not get even remotely the respect he deserves, Seth Meyers.

You know what I mean? Which I think is – I don't know if I agree with that because I think we're so like late night TV. What's that? Where like so much of the country is. You're right. You're right. So maybe like within this little pocket people think of it as like

you're just on like the Late Late Show or whatever and it's like I'm one of the best comedic minds in the world. Yeah. He was so funny. Yeah yeah he was so strong and like this isn't i mean he was one of my top three weekend update guys i loved seth meyers on weekend update yeah that's why i said that was a joke last night that someone said oh my god that's crazy and he's like no i'm just saying like they had this bit where a guy they pretended he was a film student and this guy just came out and he was out the whole time but he would always just be like really awkward and he was like seth you're one of my top three

weekend update guys he's like oh thanks top three and he's like well it's dennis miller and norm and you best not in any order i feel like if i was top two you'd have said that um yeah but he had just a good response to like everything no matter how awkward no matter how hard yeah it was to make something out of it like it was talent he had great questions yeah he was seth meyer arguably was the star of the show yeah i feel like he almost... The fact that he's the late, late show, right? So that's like 1.30 in the morning or some shit? Is he? Is he after Colbert?

Is he a CBS guy? I think so. Oh, he's late night. Oh, he is. Okay, because I was going to say... No, he's NBC's late night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, because I was going to say

the fact that he, like... I thought he was still, like, the late, late guy. So I guess Tim Robinson went on last night. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, same clothes. He had a good fit on last night. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, same clothes. He had a good fit on.

Fire card. He did. Yeah, no, he's a good dresser. Where's he from? Detroit. Yeah, he did Detroiters before. I think you should leave. That's right.

That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, he's doing big things. I'm excited for that HBO show. That should be good. You know who else is doing big things? Alex Cooper. Yeah.

What's she do? She's hosting a show at the Olympics. What? Hosting a show at the Olympics? Yeah, she's hosting. It's like Watch with Alex Cooper, I think it's called. Like Watch the Olympics? It's like Watch the Olympics with Alex Cooper hosted by NBC.

Huh. Like an electric chair? Or like there will be people. It's just called Watch with Alex Cooper. A series of interactive watch parties that will stream. That's an interesting fit. I think she was like an athlete as a young girl. No, no.

She played soccer. Yeah. And then they have Scott Hansen. So I think they're really... I think American viewership probably dipped really bad the last couple times. They're trying to bring us back in, right? For sure. Because it was the pandemic.

I don't think I watched a single event of the last Summer Olympics. It was just like I was... I'm not an Olympics guy. This is fucking weird. This doesn't strike me as that weird. This is weird. They did it with Leslie Jones before. They do it with... They always have.

Yeah, yeah. No, I understand the concept of it. I just think it's strange. I think Alice Cooper makes more sense than Leslie Jones did. Yeah, Leslie Jones was very weird. I mean, you know, it's just like going for the demo. I just...

Is it for soccer? I think this is all Olympics. Soccer, gymnastics, and basketball. Crazy. I mean, the trajectory is a wild one. That's for sure. I wonder what the bag is a wild one. That's for sure. I wonder what the bag is like for that. That's got to be them coveting her.

Yes. Like, she's not looking to do that unless they just come and say, here's a fat stack of cash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. So, like, that's a weird, I think just like with everything, Taylor Swift, people are just realizing like young girls or like young teenage and like 20, whatever girls just like run the market, run social media, run everything.

So they're just trying to get that demo, trying to like, yeah, just be like, and if people can make names out of everything, speaking of Taylor, congrats on her becoming a billionaire. Yeah.

She wasn't. No, she just became it yesterday. I would... I think she's late to the game. What the hell? A lot of Swifties, I imagine, deleting some...

Billionaires shouldn't exist. And replacing that with a yacht queen. For real. I bet there's a lot of people talking about Slay, Slay, Slay today. Yep. She's not giving any of that money back, is she? It's no longer eat the rigid. That's my boss, bitch.

Absolutely. That is a great, great point on her private jet on the forbes list she ain't she's not exactly the queen you think she is man no she she's the queen i think she is somebody somebody was saying uh somebody i can't remember who it was just saying like she represents this and represents that it's like i don't think like i mean maybe de facto but i think she just is like fucking awesome yeah just likes to sing music and have fun and like talk about love and feel feelings like we were talking about that too with like uh some other stuff where like

it's obviously financially it's the best thing that can happen to you is when you like become like a symbol but then it kind of sucks too be like no that's not what i fucking meant guys and you're probably happy to just like let people think that because it makes you more money it makes you more like seem even bigger and badder and smarter but it's like no no like i mean she's just it's like i'm just writing love songs and like you're dancing that's fucking it you know and all of a sudden i mean of course there's like more to it than that but it's not the other direction of what people make it out to be is like give me a fucking break man we were talking about with uh because i went to shane

friday night and uh sam jay came out and she was like said she murdered she she was great but she said something like oh she's like i might vote for trump to set up some trump jokes and people started cheering and she's like not for the reasons you fucking idiots are yeah yeah different she's like yeah we're not the same i'm not doing it because i hate black people yeah yeah yeah right right right right but when you get that tag as like the group it's kind of like well I don't want to be a leader of this group. Right, right. I didn't say that.

I never said that, man. How about all these things in the Kanye lawsuit? Have you seen the list of that? No. The list of things in Kanye's lawsuit, this comes from Yeezy and the Donda Academy. This is like mistreatment of his employees. Okay. And some of the ideas he had.

He wanted all the kids in the academy to shave their heads. He wanted to have cages to lock them in. I'm not sure I'm going to believe that one. I'll believe the shaved heads. I think of it probably more as like a penalty box. Like a little timeout space. And it got warped into put them in cages. But it was something about like he wanted to lock them in a space when they were misbehaving.

They were only allowed to eat sushi at lunch. Yeah. All of the windows were open air because Kanye doesn't like glass. Wait. That's not even a window then That's just a hole in the wall There were no chairs That might be the most egregious thing of all

I have to stand up the whole time You sent me somewhere where there's no chairs And we got a problem If I have to be there all day and I can't sit There's a motherfucking issue He made all the employees watch the Batman on mute They had to sit there and watch the entire on mute awesome um he likened himself to hitler he said i'm just like hitler except without the gas chamber that also checks out yeah great public speaker uh threatened to punch someone in

the face that's pretty standard and then uh my personal favorite was after he threatened to punch her in the face, he did the Super Mario voice. He did a Super Mario voice and dance and said, I'm going to give you one more chance. What's the Super Mario voice and dance? I'm trying to figure it out. I'm picturing either like let's go or like you know like uh now apparently if you google uh Mario victory dance it's from like the Mario RPG game he does this little like dance but it's just literally like a dance it's not it's not something like you would be like oh that's the Mario dance so when they say he did that's that's the mario victory dance that's pretty funny so if so imagine kanye's

like i'm fucking hitler without the gas chambers i'm gonna fucking punch you in the face and then he like i'm sure he just like like turns around he's like it's on me yeah i'm gonna give you one more chance uh i think because he was saying like i'm gonna give you another life like he said yeah yeah but but there's no like there's no uh in the game, it's not like Mario says, like, you got another life. You know what I mean? It's just like you get the mushroom and you get another life. It makes a noise. But there's no, he doesn't say that.

So I think it just means that he was just talking like Italian, like doing an Italian accent, being like, I'm a Mario. I'm going to give you another life, which is just madness. Pure madness. Would you rather work at a place like that or just like a miserable, you know, cube job? For sure that. Yeah, right? This is at least like fun. No, that sounds exactly like the Kanye experience. Like 50% kind of insane, potentially evil. 50% like pretty cool.

Potentially evil. Like there was a point where kanye was like wow this is just some weird okay he's an artist like he has his process and then it was like you might be dangerous that's the line right there uh if somebody said to you i always i always try to put myself in these positions same thing with frats and rushing and hazing and stuff. If I was at a job and somebody was like, sit down and watch the Batman on mute, I don't think I would do that. Oh, I'd be like, fuck yeah. I feel like he puts it on and it's on mute. And a couple minutes in, I think I'd be like, what's going on here?

And then he walks out and I think I'd be like, all right, this is like some thing. But I'm not doing, like, two hours, 15 minutes just sitting there. I don't think I'm doing that. I think I'd welcome that. You think you would? Dude, I mean, there are a lot of jobs. Well, so you would do it in the way of, like, I don't care. All right, whatever.

I'm getting paid. Yeah, yeah. I think a lot of people would do it out of, like, I'm just going to sit here until, like, Kanye tells you what to do. I could see it being, like, I could see that side of me just being do it out of like, I'm just going to sit here until Kanye tells you what to do. I could see it being like – I could see that side of me just being like, all right, I'm on the clock. I don't give a fuck what this guy does. But I don't think I could ever do it out of, I think – No, not out of passion.

Yeah, yeah. Be like, okay, I'm going to try to understand what his vision is here. This is so fucking stupid. I'd be sitting there going, I don't know. It's either this or paperwork. Yeah. Yeah. That I could understand.

Yeah. Bro, think about your childhood. You know how many movies you watched that you didn't really give a fuck about? Yeah. But it was better than The Alternative? Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of them.

I can't imagine though. Like, I mean, he probably busts in the door afterwards. He's like, tell me what you learned. Who's the Batman of you, bro? What the fuck are you talking about? I re-watched the Batman recently. I did not care for it. It's not very good.

The Batman is Pattinson? Yeah. Really? I thought I liked it when I saw it. I thought I liked it when I saw it, too. And then I re-watched recently. It might be just because the superhero thing has worn off a bit. Yeah.

Particularly also dark superhero stuff has kind of worn off a bit. But I was re-watching recently, and I was just like, I think I turned it off after the Colin Farrell car explosion. Because it came to HBO Max very recently, I think. And so I watched it. I thought I remember liking it, and I remember liking the music a lot. That Nirvana song was good. The Nirvana song was great. The Nirvana song was great.

Those parts of it are really cool. Great cinematography, but I just saw it really slow. And then that was with Paul Dano? I thought that was good. It was. I enjoyed it when I saw it in theaters. And then I watched it again.

Interesting. Interesting. I didn't like so you like the uh the uh uh joaquin phoenix one better i guess as far as the movie i know it's the joker but like um i like the joker fine too i didn't love the joker i actually i kind of did the opposite of that i saw that in theaters and didn't like it thought it was fine and i re-watched it i was like, it's better than I remembered. I love the Joker.

Yeah. Whatever. You wear crop tops, bro. Your opinion is null and void. I went to Raw Monday night. Oh, that's right. Dude. These are all things I wanted to do, and I was so fucking sick.

How was Raw? Raw was... Electric? It was funny. It was because... Right? So, Greer sent a text, was so fucking sick. How was Raw? Raw was electric. It was funny. It was because, right, so Greer sent a text like, who wants to go to Raw? I was like, yeah, I'm fucking in for Raw. Does he like wrestling or he just

wants to do some funny shit too? I think he likes wrestling. Okay. You don't just be the ringleader for a group to go to Raw unless you watch wrestling. There was some dude behind us who had very clear – actually, I don't know if they're very clear – special needs. Where he was full-on commentating the entire show.

Like every match. That was pretty awesome. Bro, I loved it. I thought it was great. I would say with Nate, Nate didn't care for it as much. He doesn't care for anything. But like, no bullshit, this guy did the Mario

song. Like when Ricochet was fighting Ivar, which was the best match. I'm a feats of strength guy, so like Ricochet is like a hardy boy. He's like flips and all this shit, and Iar is just this hunk of me and he would like like ricochet was trying to pick him up and i was like

but ivar also does like he'll do like a cart reel cart wheel cart wheel and then like bounce off the fucking ropes in a handstand and like while he was doing that, this guy's like, da-da-da-da-da-da! Da! Like, he was, bro, I mean, he was screaming. He better have special needs. That's crazy.

I don't think he did. He's just a super fan? I think he might have been, but that's not autism. That's like, yeah, I think he, like,

I don't, because I did a head turn at one point. I was like, what the fuck? Because we were, this guy was in the dead last row. Like, his back was to the wall of Barclays Center.

We were like two rows in front of him. That's great. Which was very fun. That's how to do it. I haven't – You got to get up there with the creatures. I've been pretty lucky in the last 15 years of my life. I haven't had a lot of bad seats to events.

We were – but it was a bad seat, quote, unquote. But then he got there and was like, actually, this is kind of sick. That's a good arena for that but one thing I did notice at this event was it's a lot it's a very diverse crowd I mean that in every sense

of the word except for women but like every creed and color a like oh i i a lot of black people i didn't realize that people love wrestling um a lot of special needs people a lot of all that stuff yeah and wrestling unites brings the world together dude i was waiting in line like no joke the longest line concession line I've ever waited in my life. Like, 20 minutes, 30 minutes. One eat and drink, too. Insanely long line.

And then I just kept being like, what the fuck is going on? This is insane. And I got to the front, and I realized it was taking so long because everyone was getting just humongous fountain sodas. Just filling up, like, an extra five seconds, ten seconds. Those take so long. Like a beer is just like. You're getting a 64 gallon soda.

And I was like, oh, my God. I'm in a line of 500 adults getting extra large Pepsis. My God of people. But you know what fucking regular people do when they go to a beer cafe? Yeah, that's so funny. You don't get soda. That's hilarious. It was.

You're in a room with like 15,000 soda drinkers. Yeah. You know, like when you're at a hockey game or a football game or a baseball game, it's not called the soda line. It's the beer line. I was waiting in line for soda. It's hilarious. Oh, I missed the match.

I was getting a Pepsi. I'd never seen anything like it. It was nuts. Oh, I missed the rock come out. I was getting an extra large orange soda. But it was funny, too, being in the crowd. Nate was trying to explain to me a little bit. And Travis was sitting next to Travi.

Travis was trying to explain to me a little bit. As much as they're trying to make heel rock a thing, everyone loves the rock. Let me just tell you this much. Shame on the world. Shame on all of us and anybody who ever doubted Dwayne the Rob Johnson. That was the last – how many months has that been now? Three months, let's call it. A master class in his exact words.

He said, sit down and shut up. I'm going to take you for a ride. He said that in the ring. Did he? Yeah. So they came out as him and Roman Reigns. Who Roman Reigns, I do not understand. I don't get the hype about him.

I missed him. He's like the new biggest thing. Yeah. And I think everything I've ever seen from him, he's a wet blanket. Bro, it was. So when his music went off, I said to him, do people like him? Yeah. What I've seen, I never to him, I was like, do people like him? What I've seen, I never get.

Jared fucking The Rock, it like comes over him. And he was like – Nate was like, you kind of have to be there for the whole journey to get it. Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Because – but like when – so The Rock was talking and then Roman Reigns came out. And brother, I tell you, it was the Grand Canyon. Of difference, I know. Yeah, yeah. I said – because I had was the Grand Canyon of difference. I know, yeah. I said – because I had asked that before he started talking. And I was like, I mean, this is insane, right?

Like it's so – Yeah, he cannot. They're not even – He cannot hang. He cannot hang at all. It's like – it's night and day. I don't think that was ever his thing, which is why I thought it was crazy that he got so big. I don't think his thing was ever mic work. I think he's like a good wrestler.

And I was always like – He's's a good wrestler his fucking moves a spear yeah right like there's history and his family and there's all that shit and and wrestling gets weird with that i can understand that but to be like the wrestler of a generation when the other ones were guys like the rock and stone cold who are like, are really just like actually unbelievable actors who happen to be meatheads. That's what they are. They are exquisite performers with just like captivating personalities that happen to also be like juice heads. Yeah.

That's really the only difference. This guy, I never understood it. Uh, but, but what the rock has done but he did so when he they came out and seth rollins came out and they're arguing and seth's like i want to fight one of you two i want to fight one and and it it belt it was the build-up was like

like nate was like he's like it's not gonna happen right because he's like i want the rock tonight yeah and and i was like there's no way it can't happen and to happen, right? Because he's like, I want The Rock tonight. And I was like, there's no way. It can't happen. And The Rock gets on the mic, and he's like, you're not getting The Rock tonight. And everyone started booing. And he's like, shut up and sit down and enjoy the ride The Rock's taking you on. Because it also must be funny, too, because he came out. He came out in the middle of that match, and he started wrestling Cody Rhodes.

So he's like, they're booing brewing I fucking know what's gonna happen I was gonna blow their goddamn fucking minds yeah shut the fuck up right right that's why it's funny like yeah there was something to be said for like the way it they were wrong in like what in the way they initially handled it and then like so a hundred percent right in the way they handled the it and then so 100% right in the way they handled the response. You know what I mean? It was actually a very... It was a great case study. They had the wrestling.

They made a move. Their fans responded. And they responded to their fans without just tucking their tail and being like, sorry. They were like, let's do it. All right, okay, we hear you. We're going to do this, that, and the other.

But this wasn't the plan the whole time, you don't think? I don't know. I really don't know. I guess it could have been. I think it was more like, we're going to make this entertaining. Don't worry. You're going to end up liking this. Because the wrestling fans were like, get the rock out of here. Get the old man out of here.

We want the new guy. But they probably predicted that. I don't know. That I don't know. Because I do think there was more. I think they dipped their toe into our world. You know when somebody gets a response on the internet. And you know when someone is getting a response.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. This has taken on a life of its own. And I think that happened. I don't think you can ever predict that. I think if you can predict that, you can, you know, you're like, you know, you could run the world. But I think they probably knew. I don't think they ever brought back The Rock being like,

fans are going to hate this and we're going to prove them wrong. I think they probably anticipated, like, like you know there's a lot of cody fans out there i don't think they ever expected like i mean it's never happened before yeah so how could you you know what i mean there's never been endless hate of the rock right and he has just turned the like he put the whole thing on his back did you see the clip of him this week rubbing the blood on his face yeah yeah and then i played it at night and then the clip after it cut yeah he's i don't fucking care then he was cursing because he knew he was just on the internet it wasn't on tv anymore and he i don't fucking

care and it's like we we're now admitting that there's cameramen and producers and it's still real it's like oh my god i the people who are like who are still in the year of our lord 2024 being like you know wrestling's not real it's like yeah yeah that's why it's fucking unbelievable i actually saw a thing with rick reuben the other day talking about how he thinks wrestling's like the last honest sport and i hate that shit like i know like rick reuben's a genius and blah blah but he was just the music producer yeah yeah and it was it was like it was a clip of him talking about how he'd be someone's asking about wrestling he's a big fan and this and that and he's like it's

the last honest sport because like you know it's like one of those things it's a cheap answer we know they're lying to us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least we admit to it. Who knows what's happening in NFL games? Well, fucking, I don't know. Because you're assuming the other things are rigged? Well, I mean, yeah.

These are people who actually believed. I mean, when half the world believed Arian Foster when he said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the moment I realized. I was like, oh world – when half the world believed Arian Foster when he said that – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the moment I realized. I was like, oh, we've left the planet. We actually have people out there who think football games are scripted. Like that's – you know, you want to talk – there's dirty refs.

There's point shaving. There's shady shit. Yeah, all that's true. But like we're at the point where you think – It's largely just competitors competing. Like it's an artsy like cool answer unless you're just like. No, I have to accept the idea that everything else on the planet is rigged in order for this one to be the only honest sport. Right.

I don't buy that. I can understand what he's saying of like, I get his sentiment, but like, you know, there are people who believe that you know taylor swift was a part of a script for the nfc guys come on this is we can't even have a conversation about anything anymore if this this is like the baseline yeah like you're untethered from reality at this point but also look at him yeah yeah he's got he's barefoot fucking at an interview talking about talking about wrestling like this. Like, of course he is.

I aspire to be this one day. This is the goal right there. The – what was I going to say? Oh. You suck. Yeah. How are we doing? You getting rich?

Oh, I didn't buy anything like that. Did anybody get rich off it? Greer would have $100,000 right now. Would have? What do you mean? He sold before the sketch. Why the fuck would he do that? Wait, is that the dumbest thing of all time?

I think he would have 96 grand right now. Why the fuck? Dude, he had the insider trading scoop and just didn't use it. Why the fuck did he do that? He's like, and worst thing is now I'm gay too. Yeah, man, you're gay. This is our sketch right here. This is post our sketch.

No fucking kidding, guys. I could have told you that i could have fucking told you that that's crazy i didn't realize it was that clear that's crazy wait when did we post our sketch no fucking kidding let me actually get this came out March 27th and this is March 27th right here and then there's movement right after

that's crazy yeah one of the more insane moves of all time to be like I mean I also pictured he was probably like the ring leader of this all no

yo are you there are you there yep you're on KFC radio right now why in the world would you sell you sug before the skit came out? I didn't sell it before

the skit came out. I just thought it was, like, I thought it would die again. But did you have YouSug at the time of filming the skit? I did, yes. And you didn't think that

maybe there would be a pop in You, Sugg, when the skit came out? I got the pop. I made like two grand. Oh, okay, okay. It was dying. I see. It was dying, and so I was like, okay, that's good enough for me. And now you're gay.

Bro, you're so fucking gay. You couldn't let it ride for a little bit longer. And so you're gay and you're $98,000 less rich. That's what you deserve. Yes. Learning this game, what I would have done now is when I think a coin's dead, I just kind of throw it into a wallet i don't pay attention definitely and then it revived it revived but yeah no i fucked that up

i fumbled i fumbled a hundred thousand dollars uh that was purely generated by us i said i said it's like you you had the insider trading script and just chose not to use it. Yeah. Well, I was very happy with what I did. Yeah. And now I'm mortified. You probably turned what? Like a penny into two grand and you were like this is the best investment ever and it was it was maybe like 100 or 200 bucks that ended up into two grand so i was i was very

happy with that and had i not checked i'd still be very happy with that and now a fucking two thousand dollar profit is the biggest L I've ever taken. I mean, you gotta have faith in... When I saw that, I immediately was just like, well, if fucking black people don't recycle, revive them. So, I'm one of the, I'm like the biggest

holder in the world of black people don't recycle. Oh my god yeah I mean it's oh ye of little faith man you had to know that you suck was gonna pop when that skit came out god damn it did though it did it went from like an 8k

market cap and I had bought it before that but like it went from like an 8k market cap, and I had bought it before that. But like it went from like an 8K market cap to I think day of it was somewhere between like 500K to a million. Wow. And it has been dead for weeks. And all these things have like Twitter accounts and Telegram groups. And so you can kind of tell if they're active. Like people are still working.

Right, right. And that day nothing was happening. So I're active. Like, people are still working. Right, right. They can go up. And that day, nothing was happening. So I was like, okay, we made this pop. I'll get out, and it'll go back to being dead. Well, all of a sudden, they're fucking using Feidelberg as their, like, mascot. That is to sell your day. And they pushed it to, like, yesterday. I thought it was at, like, four million. And I think right now it's at, like, between 3 and 4.

I think you should get back in. I think there's still time. I'm just going to fucking lose. I'll lose. It'll die if I get back in now. But, like, I've thought about getting back in just to be like, okay, if it fucking goes to, like, 100 million or something. Yeah, you become un-gay.

You become straight because you're back in. I think this thing has legs. Yeah, you become un-gay. You become straight because you're back in. I think this thing has legs. I don't think it's going anywhere. We're at the very, very beginning of You Suck. I, I,

alright, I'll fuck you. Alright, we'll talk to you later. Alright, voicemails? Voicemails. Let's go.

Real quick, I think I had one other thing. This doesn't, I honestly don't even know if this is going to go on the show except for something funny. I've noticed something with Paul Pierce. Like when Paul Pierce is on – so Paul Pierce, when he's just doing his podcast, I feel like he's drinking all the time.

Yeah, he seems like he's always shit-faced. Always shit-faced. But then when he goes on ESPN, every time it causes a headline like, Paul Pierce said this bizarre thing. And I'm like, has no one else connected the dots? He's drunk. At the very least, he doesn't give a fuck. So it's like, no goddamn kidding.

Remember when he was on Instagram live with those strippers? He's not the guy that we should be turning to for like, no kidding. No kidding. His headlines are crazy. It was like awful announcing last night. Right before I went to bed, I had this tweet. It was like, Paul Pierce on ESPN. And it was pretty bizarre.

It's like, yeah, he was shipping. I appreciated you guys trying to tiptoe around the racial implications of Caleb Clark and Andrew Lewis. I'm so happy you brought that up. It's so inherently embedded in the argument. And it's so funny it's like it just is it just is it was actually the first time where you've been gone we're like like sometimes like when we're like we're playing the show in our heads i'm like we'll do this topic i'll probably say this kevin probably say that i'll say yeah yeah yeah say that and like it was before i knew you weren't gonna be here i've been like we'll probably talk caitlin cl probably say that. I'll say this. I'll say that. And, like, even before I knew you weren't going to be here, I'd been like, we'll probably talk to Caitlin Clark a little bit. Yeah.

And I was like, we'll do racial stuff. And then, like, I was like, Jack, you know. Bro, I mean, it's just inherent. Like, it's just in there. But that wasn't, like, awesome. But Paz was like, no, she was just – he, like, had all these other answers. And he's like, she's a white girl who scored hoops. It was like no she was just just he like had all these other answers and he's like she's a white girl scoring hoops it's great it is that's oh wait it's funny you said that's what paul pierce was talking about caitlyn clark he was talking

about he's like he's like caitlyn clark wasn't giving it to some white chicks from colorado she was kicking the shit out of like us right right i think i think she said like he said like she earned my respect yeah yeah she took it to us got to be what it was. She took it to us. It is. I hadn't invented the idea that it was a racially divided game. Totally embedded. I mean, the minute when Dave was like, she's classless, I remember being like, oh, boy, here we go.

This is not going to go the way that she did. I think, I was tweeting about this last night. I don't know the answer to this. And I know she probably has to. Kayla Clark technically has a year of eligibility because of COVID. Oh, okay. Technically, I think. But somebody said she might have to transfer, so maybe not.

My larger point – I don't know about the logistics of it all. I think her going to the WNBA is a bad thing for her. I don't think that. I guess maybe... You're probably right. I don't think that there is a doubt it is the worst idea for her to go to the WNBA. Initially, they will, but eventually

you're not going to watch Indiana Fever games for Kaitlyn Clark. I think you're right about that. If you're talking about like her like i guess star power that'll probably go down like college hoops the tournament other other colleges that like people like lsu has a fan base yeah they don't like they like angel reese and women's basketball but they're also because of football and LSU and the Bayou and all that. Angel Reese on the fucking Phoenix Soul,

nobody gives a fuck. That rivalry... No, it's Connecticut Sun. I don't even know these people. I'm sure Nike or whoever I think she's working with is going to give her... I think she's already making

$3 million a year. I think the WNBA, don't you literally make like a hundred thousand dollars a year yeah but that's but see that that's where i disagree with people where yes for star power all that stuff you're right she's there she's not gonna have it's not gonna have the same attention same eyes all that stuff but like when people like she's taking a pay cut none of her sponsors are leaving her right so like but i would like she's gonna have an idea with state farm she's gonna have an ad deal with fucking right she's gonna have an ad so she's gonna lose money going no no no no well i mean you're not yeah she's not gonna lose money but it's like the caitlyn clark story i think will fade over time or it could be

like you know she's the there's also the chance where she's like LeBron going back to Cleveland where it's like, I'm going to make this a fucking deal. So that was my next point was like, I guess it depends,

like, is, is, is, is, is, is, is,

is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is,

is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is,

is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is,

is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is,

is, is, is, is, It was a time where the NBA was on tape delay and nobody gave a fuck about it. And it's really kind of credited to those two guys that they turned it into the league that it is today. Maybe it is. And I could see Kaitlin Clark also wanting to take on that challenge of being like, I'm going to be the pioneer. But I could also see a side of it being like, fuck that. Like the Taylor Swift show we talked about.

I don't want to be the pioneer of the grind of this all. Like, I want to, like. But you're. So we've agreed with as much knowledge as we have that she's not going to take a pay cut. Right? So she's going to make. She'll make $3 million next year. Yeah.

Right? So then it comes down to, well, you have to leave college eventually. So might as well do it now. Yeah, she's probably at her peak and all that. It's as much momentum as you possibly can carry into the WNBA. Probably. You can't keep doing it. Agreed.

Especially if she wins a title this year. Yeah, I agree with that. I just think from a – again i have no i'm you know get inside her head she might be like this is my dream to be like the woman who everyone's gonna watch in the wmba maybe right but from like just a business point of view of like amount of time spent on an investment almost you know what i mean it's like you're gonna like work your ass off and travel all year round and like play 80 i don't know if they play 82 games and like you're like their playoffs being in the middle of football season

it's like no one's gonna fucking want you know what i mean so now that's something you have to you're gonna have to go but i don't know It's almost like I feel like there's a better way. It's crazy. But I just feel like there's a better way for Kaitlyn Clark to spend her time than in the WNBA. I don't know what it is. It's like I know the big three. I would probably take Dave's offer. I would probably take Dave's offer and be at Barstool while I'm in the WNBA.

All those things are fun for a year. They're cute little gimmicks and shit like that. You know how fun the WNBA is? Not even a year. But again, all roads lead to it. So you might as well take as much momentum as you can to it. I would rather, like, like, I think there's

a world of, like, they are all gimmicks, you're right. But it just all seems better than just regular WNBA games. Like I was going to say, do something bigger and grander around the idea they had with like Steph and Damian Lillard

with Sabrina and Kaitlyn Clark. I think that has more, will have more viewers than regular wma basketball games but it's a gimmick right and i so i i'm not saying there is another alternative like i think but the but the thing like you're right that all roads lead back to it what i'm saying is what the roads lead to is just not a great product that i don't even know if caitlin clark can at some point you know the girl is unbelievable but are

we really tuning into Indiana and maybe I'm wrong maybe she will be the girl who does that and then it's like hats off and you are you are any already a sports immortal if you are the woman who like gets ratings in the WNBA and brings in money and then everybody gets paid and all those problems

that we talk about with WNBA go away then money and then everybody gets paid and all those problems that we talk about with the WNBA go away, then you are an American icon. So if that happens and then you want to take on that challenge, all good. I'm just saying, it would be part of me thinking, I don't even know if this is worth it.

Yeah, but I think again, the money's not going to change. She already has $3 million. By the end of the next year, she'll have $10 million. How much more fucking money do you need? And then it but like, I think again, we've, like the money's not going to, she already has $3 million. By the end of next year, she'll have $10 million. Yeah. How much more fucking money do you need? And then it's like, well,

might as well be a legend. Yeah. I guess, I guess. It's a gamble that. It's not even a gamble. She, this,

you're playing with house money at this point. She's already going to be more successful and have more money than, than any like female basketball player, like ever probably. So, it's just a matter of what is the expectation versus the ceiling. It's just like if – in her mind, I think she said – I think Maya Moore is her idol

and she played in the WNBA and I'm sure she's like, that was my goal as a little girl and that's what I want to do. But it's just a very strange and the first time it's probably ever happened, where a college athlete going to their pro sport is like a lesser thing. Yeah. You know? There was definitely an era when you could make that argument with football, though. I was going to say football like had that you know there there there's there's cases but never a more clear-cut one of like you're you're you're going to a lesser watched league you're going to a lesser popular league you know it's just a strange

concept right where it's like all right technically did you did you peak we'll find out. And it would be cool if already having this discussion is something, if you told me ten years ago that women's college basketball would be the talk, I would be like no fucking way. See, but also I don't know, because there have been women

like her before. I don't think not like this. Not like this to an extent. Where guys really cared. I don't think like, not like this. Not like this to an extent, but like. Where guys like really cared. It, but, I guess it's. There were, there were basketball purists

who were like, Diana Taurasi is awesome. You know, Rebecca Lobo, Cheryl Swoops. There's a slew of names, but like, barstool sports to be,

to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be stereotypical about it, like caring about it. Dave Portnoy hopping on a plane to go fly to watch women's basketball is like – this is different.

It's 100 percent different. I'm wondering if I care because like when I was 15, you couldn't get me to care. Couldn't have. Right. In a million years. I'm wondering if it's more – I think it's all just timing. Totally. I think it's – they've gotten better.

The internet has spread the word. The timing of culture just being more acceptive and aggressive. All that came to a head at the perfect time where this girl can also shoot the lights out. I remember seeing that. There was a tweet like the night – what was it? Monday night where it was like – I remember who sent it, but I'm not going to say. It was like – remember, it was like, I remember who sent it, but I'm not going to say it was like, remember, it was like a popular account.

And it was like, if you're enjoying this, just remember, it's ESPN's fault that they didn't give it the resources for you to have the same enjoyment 30 years ago. And I was like, dude, no, come on. Well, are you? You can't put that on ESPN. Excuse me. Are you having fun? You should actually be mad at people who have nothing to do with anything anymore.

People who are probably dead. Also, it was not the same show. Kaitlyn Clark is putting on a fucking show that has never been seen before. What really happened is she plays the game at the highest level. For the longest time, you weren't seeing that. When you watch a girl shoot from fucking half court, court it looks the same as steph curry so like the game kind of evened out the way that basketball became a complete just a complete game of like shooting and she can do that like oh that's why it's all like the perfect storm so 30 years ago like it wasn't a product that

people were getting excited for it was kind of i remember when I was young, they can't even dunk. Now, like you're saying, who gives a shit about dunks? It doesn't matter. How far can you shoot it from? That's totally the case. Yeah, I mean that's crazy. It's like you wanted ESPN to just take a hit and dump all their money and resources and air time into a product that they know at the time didn't work. And now, I think if anything, they're doing it kind of – they're helping.

But it really is a lesson that almost anything is possible now in my mind. Because, again, if you told me growing up as a sports fan that the women's college basketball rivalry would be the biggest thing. And nobody would really care about the men's. And that it would have ratings that challenges the NBA finals. 12 million people beat. What was the average? The average viewers for seven games. It beat like every event.

Yeah. It was crazy. It was the highest. I think it was the highest except for one NBA Finals game. But it was every other NBA game. And every other. Wasn't it like every. Every other non-NBA football It was every college football game except for. Really?

It was every college football game last year except for Michigan-Ohio State. Crazy. There was, let me pull it up. Where's my phone at? The list was actually like really, I remember who sent it. It was one Let me pull it up. Where's my phone at? The list was actually really... I remember who sent it. It was one of the fucking Pomp dudes. I also... The ratings thing

is still so weird to me, too, though. It's like... I could get a little conspiratorial on this one, too. I wonder if people are like, let's juice these numbers to really like... to really solidify this. I don't know. I mean, all the evidence is there that that many people – it's all anyone talks about.

No, I know, I know. But I just – the ratings game in general. You heard someone mention something. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. But I was even surprised by like – What's the other part? I was – Anthony and Joe.

Joe. I was even – I was saying like I think this is going to be the biggest basketball game of the year. We were arguing on the rundown about like if Kentucky plays Duke, like that will – I was like I don't think so. I think this will be the biggest. But then to find out that it beat like every professional game and everything. Any women's college basketball game ever. 2023 NBA Finals. 2023 World Series. 2023 Orange Bowl. 2023 NBA Finals. 2023 World Series.

2023 Orange Bowl. 2023 Big Ten Championship. 2023 Cotton Bowl. 2023 Pac-12. Big 12. ACC. Peach Bowl. Thursday Night Football.

Every 2023 college football regular season game except Ohio State Michigan. Wow. So now, and I don't know why, but like, if Angel Reese is on the New York Liberty and Kalen Clark's on the Indiana Fever, I just don't think that game has the juice. I don't know why. Maybe it's because they're going to play a bunch of colleges. They only meet every now and then, and you're playing in the tournament. But I just don't see 12 million people tuning into that game. No and you're playing in the tournament and it's like but I don't I just don't see 12 million people tuning into that game

no no no you're right but you have to create the new rivalry create the new did you see this other tweet from that night

that was so fucking funny um where was it Angel Reese cussing everybody out Caitlyn don't give a fuck about passing Fuge a rapper

the players got real beef the coach a misogynist. This the game I fell in love with. It took the woman to get us back to the roots. It's true. It's a great tweet. That was great.

That was very funny. Yeah. I mean, yeah, basketball is all girls right now, especially in college. I mean, college had a moment with Golke and, like, here and there. But, I mean, overall. You still got DJ Burns. Yeah. Yeah. had a moment with gulky and like here but i mean overall you still got dj burns yeah yeah but but i like if you as time fades like this will be remembered as the caitlin clark here you know like no one's gonna remember that shit over over this it's crazy and again that's just something as a as a guy growing up in my generation if you ever told me that i would have been like

there is literally a 0% chance it ever happens. It's like the same thing I always hear about soccer. Every time this is the year that America... And it slowly is getting more and more, but that's still like you're talking about men's sports versus women's sports.

Never did I ever think that even having a conversation like this is possible. so at this point i'm like i'll believe anything literally anything's possible what's up kfc crew this message is primarily for jackie um you asked for recommendations for mexico on the last episode and i cannot give you any because i went to mexico and i went straight to jail um turns out i was up against like a five-year prison sentence due to a silly little mistake made on a silly little girl's trip and the first lawyer that was assigned to our case was like hitting on me and I

wasn't sure if he actually liked me or if he just liked the fact that I had people on the other side like ready and willing to wire him a bunch of money but yeah anyways here are some survival tips just in case to start I'd personally say go back to the hostel plan and make friends immediately jail in Mexico is much more fun when you're with your friends I promise you this and besides the smell me and my friends had an okay time it really wasn't all that bad we have the silliest of stories from it and we got to eat the most authentic tacos um the guards kind of might hate us but we also had no idea what they were saying most of the time so whatever um but yeah anyways buddy up because if and when you do get arrested you're going to want to be with other people who speak english um but truthfully, here's the real advice.

Freshen up on your Spanish. No common phrases like, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I need help, I need to make a phone call. What time is it? Can I see your phone for the time? Would actually be a very good, very smart one. Another thing to keep in mind, do not trust the lawyers they suggest for you.

That is sketchy business. That's how I almost, at 29 years old, ended up getting sold to the cartel or sex trafficked or something. I don't even know. I thought I was too old for that shit. Anyways, don't trust them. Don't age out of sex trafficking. Know the U.S. consulate member and have them get you a lawyer.

That's actually really good advice for anyone traveling internationally. Let's be responsible adults and have that to our contacts. Anyways, advice for the crew. If you are jackie's call for help it's going to cost you about five thousand dollars and she will be put on a not welcome back list for like three years but whatever no big deal um if this does happen jackie i'm not coming for your job but team give me a call i do have a little bit of experience in media and production and have plenty more crazy stories so i can fill in for jackie no

problem you didn't tell the story all Alright, love you guys. Viva. I have to know what she did. I have to know what happens after she says goodbye. There's a lot of voicemail left. Oh, and I was at your show in Houston. I wanted to share this story. I was like fresh out of jail at that show, but Fights was like that pizzazz about whatever game was on that night, so you guys kind of rushed out of there.

I tried to talk to the guy in front of his wife's mugshot, but apparently I need someone to help me dig through like the Mexican mugshot database. So if there is anyone out there who can help me, I really want to give it in front of his wife's mugshot, but apparently I need someone to help me dig through the Mexican mugshot database. So if there is anyone out there who can help me, I really want to give it to my dad for Father's Day. All right, that's all I got. One love, brothers. One love.

I was up my ass about a Bruins playoff game, just to be clear. Fair. Fair game to be up your ass. So we're still doing this. We're still, out of all these, you know, everyone's like, I always went to jail, and everyone's like, we're going to get kidnapped. It seems like this woman tried to blow up your ass um that's so we're still doing this we're still out of all these you know everyone's like i always went to jail and everyone's like we're gonna get kidnapped like this woman tried to blow up the capitol yeah i hate to say like she's asking for it but it sounds like she's asking but i i don't people keep saying that i don't know what you guys think

we're gonna do like alone in mexico city i'm literally gonna like go to restaurants go to museums like i'm not gonna get arrested or like i don't i didn't arrest wasn't on the radar she said have a lawyer ready before you go yeah do you know what does that mean dude i have your lawyer on speed dial bro a lot of vacations in my life never have i prepared i'm not worried about like no i'm a little worried about you getting drunk but i'm more worried about people doing shit to you not you doing shit yeah but like you ever seen locked up abroad these people just go abroad they're not like assholes doing crazy shit it's like somebody just throws drugs in your bag and then you get arrested and then you're gone forever yeah but that's i mean that i'm gone forever i don't know like i don. There's not much that we could do there.

Again, that sucks for you guys. You guys got to find a new producer. You guys got to train somebody else. This whole experience, I think I told this story. This is probably better for... This whole experience for you is like when me and my buddy went to the Czech Republic and his mom made us watch Trainspotting before.

And we're like, we didn't need to see this. We weren't going to come sm yeah like we weren't gonna come smuggle drugs yeah like this yeah this was never on the radar for us we're going we're 15 year olds and we're gonna play hockey you didn't have to give us this fucking anxiety about this horrible prison we might end up in for some action we have no plans of doing the i think you're just gonna go i don't know i mean i hope Honestly, now I'm a little bit Now it's kind of like It's boring if I just come back

After all this There's probably every chance you just go and you're fine There's also a higher than usual Chance that something catastrophic happens I tend to avoid those things You're throwing caution to the wind Let's see what happens Yeah I don't know I tend to avoid those things. You're throwing caution to the wind. Let's see what happens.

Yeah. I don't know. Now, I don't know. I do appreciate everyone's concerns, though. And it's been considered, but it was considered and then decided no. Yes. I heard it. I ignored it.

That's all I ask. Yeah. That's all I ask. And I appreciate that. We'll say it at the funeral. But no, I love this girl. I like really want to know what she did. I love girls just being like, we just had silly stories and tacos, so it was worth it. Like, this sounds totally like it was not worth it.

Absolutely not worth it. I still wasn't sold on the hostel either. Well, that sucks that I literally just said like, yeah, okay. But I do almost think it's safer to, like, then I'd make friends. See, I also think, here's my thing with hostels. You share bathrooms. And you're going on vacation. You're not going to take one relaxing dump the whole time.

You're going to eat weird food. That's just, Jackie, you're going to poop over there. And you're going to want, like, some privacy while you do it. That's just Jackie you're gonna poop over there And you're gonna want Like some privacy While you do it Alright That's worth the money That's worth

I wasn't worried about Kidnapping Just taking a shit Like I'm just like I need somewhere To poop in private Yeah but like It's

That's not My main concern It should be Once you have some Mexican tacos And shit We'll find out Find out real fucking

quick how real you are. Yeah. Have a glass of water down there and be like, wish I got a fucking hotel. Exactly. Alright, next question. What's up, you guys? Just listening to the last episode and I work with a lot of people that have schizophrenia. What?

And I'm pretty sure Jackie's having a schizophrenic breakdown. The way she's talking about code, which is an extremely vague term. How it relates to everything that's ever happened on every planet ever. Couldn't even get through the last whole rant without stopping to make this voice smell. I had a genuine fear that if she takes one more toke of marijuana smoke, she's never coming back. She's never coming back. Viva. I mean.

The code is an extremely vague term is a great point. Yep. That could mean anything. Dude, the, I don't know if it's i'm i'm on a on a mission right now with just the conspiracy stuff i saw another one one chief today i think it was this morning chief had a tweet it was like just thinking about what's under the ice in antarctica could be anything i'll tell you what's under it chief it's water it's what he's like could be pyramids could be i going to pull up his suite right now

Bro There's some things going on in Antarctica It's the only place that we don't go On the planet Earth Seems like a good spot to hide One of those mornings where I keep thinking about What is under the ice in Antarctica Pyramids, aliens, completely frozen, whole ass dinosaurs

Ancient civilizations Could be anything It could be anything. It could be anything. It's fucking... I'm with Chief! I'm with Chief! How are you with Chief? There's no evidence to suggest any of that! Bro, there's stuff... There's stuff like...

Where we found the pyramids, right? Like, the things that we already found underground and at the bottom of the ocean and shit always end up being fucking crazy. Why not there, too? Like, the things that we already found underground and at the bottom of the ocean and shit always end up being fucking crazy. Why not there, too? It sure could be. Well, that's all he's saying. He's thinking about what could be. It's not, though. It's water. You don't know that. You don't know there could be some crazy dinosaur fucking under there? Like a dinosaur fossil? I have reason to believe it's water. There's no reason to believe that it appears.

There was a time where the Earth was different. The temperatures were different. The land was different. The ice was different. There could be some wild dinosaur we've never seen before. And you believe that? I don't think it's that crazy to think that there's like a dinosaur fossil in Antarctica. Well, we're talking about bones. Sure, there are bones all over the place to think that there's like a dinosaur fossil in Antarctica. Well, we're talking about bones.

Sure, there are bones all over. I think there's like a living dinosaur underneath there. Yeah, no, there are bones at the bottom of the ocean. I think there could be like, there could have been a civilization there, yeah. You don't think that's crazy? I think it's pretty crazy. I think there could have been a civilization like 3,000 feet below this ocean. I don't know.

I don't think that's that nuts. I think the world is an old place that has changed a lot and we don't know what's there because we never explored it and there's also some thought that there's already like military shit i don't want to get you going but that's caitlin clark's wnba we're gonna get there eventually and yeah sure there are a bunch of people in black ops that's it i mean i'll tell you what i think is there nothing on chief's list i don't think i think it's active military operations but that's a different story for a different time you don't think it could be bones oh yeah sure

it could be bones and like a bunch of superheroes probably all right last voice mail i gotta go to this call in a minute all right so i was just listening And like a bunch of superheroes, probably. All right. Last voice mail. I got to go to this call in a minute. All right. So I was just listening to the March 26th episode about you guys talking about Nickelodeon, the first week of March Madness, the bracket busters and all that stuff. And you're talking about the 40K prize from Dave and about how, you know,

after taxes and splitting it up or whatever, it might only be five grand. And Fights said something along the lines of nothing to get worked up about. But at first, I went back to Reels to do it a couple times because I was driving home from work and I thought he said not finna get worked up about it. Like, not finna

get worked up about it. I saw an on-ramp and I just almost drove right off. It's such a weird thing to just slip into the vocab all of a sudden and just drop it like in no one on the podcast like realized it at first so i went back to re-listen i was like i must be mishearing things um no offense to fights like i'm sure you could work it into your lingo just fine but just it was just a shock um so i guess that raises the question what like have any of your close people in your life any friends anybody you work with ever just started using a new piece of slang that just kind of blew your mind like whether it be like fight saying finna or you know when like a nerdy

friend calling people slime like i don't know that's it i feel like we've all aged pretty appropriately on this one i would agree with that except for the fact that the very next episode i did it you said finna no i didn't say finna but i did i used a word that is not in my vocabulary what did you say i was talking about uh we were talking about sammy adams and he's gonna come on the show he's got a new song out called used to and i just said sammy's got a new track called used to oh that's not that bad and i was like i i immediately i don't know why i said track i don't i don't think that's that's that's a little hot new track out folks it's that's different than if you started

to if you were saying like real slang like like i i i say all the words That were like from my generation Still I say like cool, dope Yeah I would say I don't think I think in this room we would call anyone out I'll say like I don't think I ever used the word bet Yeah if I started to say bet all the time

That would be ridiculous I never said bet I say say less You say say less so you say say less say less a lot yeah wow that's insane like i'm kind of doing it as a joke i'm like say less but like yeah well that's how you start you that yeah that's a joke oh bro bro was like bro was a joke i mean i we can't stop bro i vividly remember where I was

the first time I ironically used bro I was in not Storrs, Connecticut Hartford, Connecticut at a UConn blackout show and I was getting in an elevator and I was like what's up bro could you imagine guys and now it's fucking 20 years later and it's all I say

it's white people's it's white people our N-word. And it's all I say. It's white people's N-word. It starts and finishes every sentence. It's our version of that. You need a word like that. It's a crutch that. I think I single-handedly brought back dog because I started saying dog, then you started saying dog, and then I noticed everyone started saying dog after that.

And then I stopped saying dog, but I can't stop saying bro. Yeah. Yeah, bro. No, bro is like, it's not even, it's just like a part of your speech now. I don't even think of it as like slang or it's just like that's words. It's also crazy to think like, again, I remember walking into this elevator. I was in purple starfish shorts. I was in all I do is fucking party shirt.

And I was like jokingly, I was wearing those things in fair earnest. Like I was wearing those because I knew what show I had to go to. I wouldn't wear them elsewhere. But I walked in the elevator and I saw us in the mirror and I was like, oh, what's up, bro? And then it consumed my life. It actually means – Four presidencies or whatever. It means like, excuse me, I'm about to start speaking.

And now I have concluded my point. That's like what those words mean at this point. It has nothing to do with guy, girl, if you're a bro or not, who you're addressing, who you're talking. It's just – it bookends everything you say. You know what is crazy? I watched Keegan was playing video games the other day almost died beat the boss and he goes let's go let's go and I was like you little frat boy motherfucker and he says brah and let's go and like I was like that is like a that's a part of culture now let's go let's go like a not like

like the sports let's go like the the frat like Like, let's go, which is like one word almost, you know? I remember that one too. I vividly remember. Let's go. I was at my friend's apartment or my friend's house on Jackson Bluff Road in Tallahassee, and we were watching a Redskins game. And my buddy from Washington did like a, let's go. And I was like, that was cool.

I mean, that one cool I mean that one I didn't know that went that far back I would have said that that's I would have said let's go has caught on

more mainstream much more recent than that yeah but he was a trap boy yeah right so he was a pioneer of that shit I would think

I would say like over the last five to seven years that's been I think long because brady brady really adopted it but that's such a different like let's go but like that kind of i feel like that really popularized it you think so because i think that is a different let's go like like everyone people have been saying let's go about like that kind of shit forever but that like and now it's getting let's go and it turned

into skull yeah it's like it's like you're singing almost let's go i mentioned you're gonna be oh i got a text about that recently where someone it was just sk oh really oh wow that's funny to watch that shit seeing him do it I was like wow This is like You can see how it Like it grows You know He'll be saying that his whole life now Let's go You also yesterday

When you did a video You started with What's up guys I know Gross The worst The worst That was

You got challenged in that So you gotta go pitch What is it? It was just that fast pitch thing But alright Episode's over See you later I just went and took a nap.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, I didn't really sleep well last night. Pretty bad. Why? I don't know, man. I think I just drank too much water before I went to bed. And so my body was like, go pee. And I'm like, nope.

Nothing worse. Go pee. And then it was like, look, well, you're going to pee on yourself. And I'm like, fine. I go to pee. I feel like there's two types of people. Either you just get up and do it, or I'll sit there until it's like, I'm going to pee on myself like there's two types of people Either Like either You just get up and do it Or I'll sit there until

Until it's like I'm gonna pee on myself Yeah yeah yeah Which I mean Bro I just I can't I got up like two or three other times You know

So I wish I could just pee all the water out Why does it take so It's water Just like what is it doing Like it doesn't How did it go the wrong way It should be really fast

And it should just go out. I have that issue where I eat a ton of popsicles before bed. What? That's crazy. If you knew what this man eats before bed, popsicles is the least of the problem. Okay. But I'll eat a bunch of popsicles, and I'll like, I'll pee three times a night. Yeah.

And I'll think, what the hell? I didn't even drink any water. Yeah, you did. You chewed a gallon of it. It's a popsicle. Yeah. I used to eat a box of ice cream.

I just realized I was judging you. And I used to do like every night I'd have a box of salted caramel ice cream. Get the fuck out of here. Dude, caramel cone is my shit. same thing I would when you say a box what do you mean like a I mean a box square box it would be it would yeah just a square box and it would have like four men there like you're hardcore I do

a pint anymore I do a pint a night and I have for a long time then why were you making fun of him well it's a give and take thing yeah yeah popsicles like fruity ice cream he'll uh zero sugar by the way oh really but the thing is he will literally eat it in bed yeah oh like it's before bed meaning like he's like in bed eating a popsicle i eat it like as as I finish my dinner and I'm about to down a thing of fun. Yeah, because you've got to brush your teeth. Dude, it's actually kind of crazy. Every morning I have to clean my room just because I have a bunch of trash from popsicles.

I mean... It's like he throws a party for himself. Trash everywhere, but it's just him on a regular night. To be fair to me, I am keeping track in my head of the calories I'm consuming.

I'm going 60? 120? I'm like, I could do 400 calories before bed, no problem. Well, it's a lot better than the ice cream I'm eating, that's for sure. So you would do a box, huh? I would do the whole box.

How'd you stop? Because you look like you box, huh? I would do the whole box. God damn. I would do a whole. How'd you stop? Bro. Because you look like you're in shape. I'm in pretty good shape. Yeah. That's because I stopped eating ice cream. I bet. I bet.

No, I just stopped because they don't have it where I'm at. The ice cream I like. Honestly, that's what I need to have it. I have one. It's not ice cream. It's just this one flavor. Yeah. And there was one time

Where the store where I lived Where'd you go? Like Ralph's? That's where I went No it was It was I don't even know It was just a regular

Acme grocery store But it would run low Like I would get like A bunch at a time You can't air me gone sometimes I'd be the only one eating it Yeah you'd be like Who else is eating my ice cream?

Yes Dude It got to the point where I would get like one or two But then I would go back And they'd be sold out So I'd be like I gotta get them all right now Yeah I was got to the point where I would get like one or two, but then I would go back and they'd be sold out. So I'd be like, I got to get them all right now. I was walking to the register with six or seven pints of ice cream.

And that should have been rock bottom, and it wasn't. I just keep on doing it. But now I'm near a grocery store that is just stocked all the time. I'm like, oh. I need them to discontinue this flavor. It's my only hope. No, don't do that, man. Discontinue your happiness.

For real. Keep eating that ice cream No, don't do that, man. Discontinue your happiness. For real. Keep eating that ice cream. I miss the ice cream, man. You didn't replace it with anything? No, I try not to eat any sugar. Any sugar. Any added on sugar. Like fruits and stuff.

Like, you know, that's fine. But I try to just like, you know, eat healthy and stuff. Because I know it makes you feel bad. I try to think of food as like fuel and not, you know, when you put gas in your car, you're not like, I wanted this gas to taste good. You just put it in. So I'm just trying to do that now.

Did you have like a life switch? Like were you like, I'm going to be healthy? No, I've always been pretty healthy, man. I just used to eat candy and I stopped eating candy. And then I, you know, then i went to eating ice cream i just i don't know i just i feel like if you i don't know you could be like president you have like the one vice of of candy i don't know if you stopped eating candy and replaced it with like the healthy food you might be you might like cure cancer who knows i i i have a it's a it's a real

addiction to the point where like it is like i i'll I'll fight it in the sense like I'll be like, I don't want that to have that kind of control over me. Yeah. And then I'll be laying in bed at night getting ready. I'm like, no, you're not letting that control you. And then I'll go, ah, you got me again, sugar. Sugar is undefeated, dude. Tomorrow we will meet back in the ring. We'll see what happens. To be fair, that's the best addiction. Yeah.ated, dude. Tomorrow, we will meet back in the ring.

We'll see what happens. To be fair, that's the best addiction. Yeah. Yeah, man. You could like crack. That would be kind of bad. There are times I'd like to spin the block with crack over some of the sugar addiction.

I'll take my chances with the crack. I don't know. Have you ever done crack? It's great. Yeah, it's pretty good. I haven't done it. You haven't done it? You actually only did it, right?

I've smoked cocaine. Yeah. What's the difference? I don't think it. You haven't done it? You actually only did it, right? I've smoked cocaine. Yeah. What's the difference? I don't think anything. There really isn't. It's just the marketing of it. If you smoke cocaine, you're doing crap. But you don't grow in fact.

It's pretty good. So you got a new special out? I do. I got a new special out. My name is Preacher. Hey. You too. Yes,acher. You got me too. It's very funny. I have a huge issue with you tricking me with the Michael Jackson stuff.

I was so ready to be like, this dumb motherfucker. This guy, he took the bait. He doesn't know what he's talking about. So if you don't know what we're talking about, this went viral not too long ago. Somebody came out and said that Michael Jackson was saying, what did they say he said? I'm going to say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. Someone told me that years ago.

Oh, really? That's been around. No, yeah. Someone told me that years ago. And I've been telling people for years, believe in it. Because I was, you know how like someone smart tells you something? Yeah, yeah, always. And you're like, I'm smart now.

Yeah, yeah. Because I know your information. Yeah. And so I went and I started telling people. I'm the same way. And people were like, wow, that's crazy. And then someone. I mean, listen, it makes a lot more sense though.

Bro, yeah. You know? But one person Googled it. One person. Because I never Googled it. I just assumed. I was like, why would they lie? Yeah.

So I would tell people. Everyone always tells the truth. Everyone always tells the truth. Everyone always tells the truth. That's my biggest thing with smartphones. We shouldn't be able to get answers. Everyone's on the phone. We were talking about when you used to get in

bar arguments and someone smarter than you with more confidence would tell you something and you'd go, oh, fuck. That's it. And then your great grandkids would think that like the butterfly effect would be so generations hundreds of years of people believed in it solved in fucking two minutes yeah now that my mom told me when i was eight i know everything so if you have any questions ask me and i was i that's it i was like i mean i don't even Want to tell you the age To where I was like Wait a second

You're lying It took so long For me to be like Wait you are wrong But you know But yeah So someone googled it And then they

They showed me the lyrics And I was like I think it says like On the album Like their lyrics Are written out Yeah He got it from some guy

It's like an African song Yeah yeah yeah same moments he got some guy it's like an african song that it doesn't make sense but when you know where he got it from it makes sense yeah but i mean everybody took that one yeah yeah hook line and sinker comments they didn't watch the full video right top top comment burke crusher no fucking way man you're going i'm fucking lying yeah yeah yeah like i'm lying it's not even that long of a it's like a one minute clip you couldn't get to the end of that i'm gonna say it one more time no way no you're lying like immediately just wait a couple seconds it's a real that is the power of that's the the the scariness of the internet though. Yeah. We're getting to the point where a one-minute clip is too long.

Yeah, yeah. Like it just keeps – That's crazy. It's getting crazy. Yeah, it's getting super crazy. I mean it's going to be like that, right? I mean is technology scary to y'all? No.

Not me either, right? I'm like let's go, baby. Bro, it's been pretty good to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean technology is – without technology, I'd be working some shitty job not doing internet stuff. So I'm all good with it. If it does end in some sort of apocalypse, I don't know. But, like, I don't think it will.

Before we finish, Halo was better. But go ahead. Halo was better than, you know, Goldeneye. Bro, that right there. Oh, wait. That's Goldeneye, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Bro, didn't they copy Halo? No. No. Get out of here. right there oh wait yes gold now right yeah yeah this is bro didn't they copy halo no this is a class I know halo is you know way better I don't understand I'm sorry I was a gamer halo 64 game huh halo is halo is is Xbox, right? No, Halo's in Nintendo 64. Really? Xbox is a remake. No, I'm dead serious. See my confidence? My back is, my chest up, my back straightened. When did Halo come out? No, seriously, Halo came out, you can just say

hey Siri, when did the first Halo game come out and in what platform? Halo release date. 2001! That is earlier than I thought. This is what? 97? What?

It said 2001. Yeah, the first Xbox video game, bro. Bro, Halo. You're not. No, you're not going to convince me on this one. I was like, Halo is the Xbox game. I meant Perfect Dark. That's what I meant.

I didn't mean Halo. I meant Perfect Dark. So now you're just definitely wrong. Perfect Dark is not better than GoldenEye. Yes, it is. Bro, nobody gets. This is crazy. This is crazy, bitch.

What is this? Is this a white and black thing? What's going on here? Nobody gets together with their boys to play fucking Perfect Dark together. Yes, they do. Not like this. Battle mode and this shit? Bro, Halo took everything from Perfect Dark. That may be true, but you're mixing arguments.

Bro, listen. Can I ask you one question? Yeah. So do they have a rocket launcher that's heat-seeking? They have a rocket launcher? They don't have a heat-seeking one. Perfect Dark, you can be inside the rocket launcher, bro. Halo doesn't even got that.

You can be like, I'm about to murder somebody, and bam. Bro, proximity mines on that? You put the mines everywhere, someone walks by, you can blow them up. Bro. Battle mode in this shit was awesome. Listen, that's a great game, and it would be perfect if Perfect Dark didn't exist. I don't even think I've played Perfect Dark.

That's why you're saying this. That's why you're saying this. I'm going to have to go play Perfect Dark. But I know for a fact. I think I've played it once. I will go play Perfect Dark. You have to promise me you go play GoldenEye. Absolutely.

You're both going to hate him. You're both going to hate him. You're both going to hate him. It's too long. It's too old. I went back and played GoldenEye not too long ago. And I got the nostalgia from it, but I was like, okay, there's a lot better video games in this town. There's a lot better.

Yeah, when I watch a movie, an old movie, and I'm like, these graphics are trash. Trash, dude. And it just ruins the movie, man. Dude, I actually, this is crazy we're talking about this, because I recently watched the third, I forget what it's called, the third Bond with Pierce Brosnan. Yeah. And it actually is awesome.

It's actually, I was saying this on the last episode, that it's kind of better than the Daniel Craig ones, because it's like who Bond was. He's like sexually harassing women right away. They got away from that a little bit. That's how Sir Ian Fleming meant it to be. But the... That's the...

He fucks his doctor in five minutes. Done. Gets it in. Gets it in. Anybody can go fight the terrorists. To be James Bond, you gotta be slick with the ladies. And then Brooke Shields comes out, and she's a rocket scientist. Naturally. In a white crop top tank top and a mini skirt.

James Bond, baby. What science are we doing? This is like a porno right now. Perfect Dark ain't doing that. You're right. Perfect Dark ain't doing that. They don't have any movies that's a perfect dark. The graphics were. But they perfect dog. The graphics were,

but they were all, the graphics, the fucking green screen CGI, whatever you want to call it, were so bad, but it was like so, it was almost camp,

so to speak, where it was like, it was like, oh yeah, that's crazy. That couldn't happen. Bro, there's also movies though,

like you watch Jurassic Park, like the original one. That shit looks as good as any movie today. I don't know how they do that. Really? I mean, it was like 92,

that movie. He got this. He got this. He got this. Remember that scene? I used to love how they took the gun out, and then he would fix all the things to look through the scope or whatever. And then he would just be talking. He died, though.

Yeah. He got eaten the fuck up. He died. I love movies when they die. You won America's Got Talent? Is that what you won?ica's got talent is that way no man i lost on lost on it four times so you're one of the uh times yeah i'm a loser bro but you're one of those guys i mean that's a lot of times i think losing those things you end up having a better career you know yeah you know i definitely don't have a better career than the winners but i do i do it switched up i was gonna say i don't know who who did win but okay well you know, I definitely don't have a better career than the winners, but I do. It's switched up.

I was going to say, I don't know who did win, but okay. Well, you know what? It makes sense that you don't know. I mean, they're like, the person that beat me is a 12-year-old. She was a 12-year-old ventriloquist. That's what's weird about that show, too, is like you're mixing and matching all different talents. So it's, you know. Yeah.

So, okay, you're not a great 12-year-old girl ventriloquist. Sorry. I'm not really good at being a 12-year-old girl. That would not be you. I'm a 12-year-old boy, though. I'm pretty good at that, man. No, but it was, yeah, it was cool. She's doing great.

She's selling out stadiums. What? Crazy. Yeah, and then there's, who else beat me? I don't remember the other people that beat me either. Exactly. But they're all, like, there's a who else who else beat me? I don't remember the other people that beat me either exactly But they're all like everyone's doing well like we they brought us back to do they brought us back to do like a Spinoff or whatever and I think they were just trying to promote their Vegas show. That's why I think I don't know

I'm saying it but like I think they're trying to but but they just do a spin-off So they just brought a bunch of bangers, you know people people that were like top, you know, five or winners or favorites. And everyone there, I was the only one that was like, I'm trying to win. Everyone else was like, I'm rich, you know. And I was like, no, I've got to win. This is my time. And I just, I was like, I remember just watching people get a lemonade. They're like, all right, I'm going to go back to my mansion.

I'm like, dang it, man. Dang it. I knew I shouldn't have done them jokes. Well, actually, as you say, go back to my mansion, I read that you credit your mother for always making living in a car feel luxurious. Oh, yeah, we were just broke, you know, but I didn't know we were broke until I just looked at other kids. You know, like, I would go to school,

and then I would realize I was broke, because my mom, she used to, like, make our clothes. So I used to think that she made our clothes, because she was, like, when she was, like, making our clothes, she'd be, like, knowing everyone else got to go to the store. Now you, baby. Yeah, you love them. You don't got to go. And I'm, like, over here, like, I got custom-made clothes.

You know what I mean? I got this on Savile Row, baby. There was one time, because I'll be known with a dude with custom-made clothes. I didn't know I was broke. But I remember one time, this dude was like, are you African? Then I did some fake African accent, right? We're just, me and him were in the hallway. He goes, are you African?

And I yell out some rap like i don't know why i thought i was nine but i was like i just yelled out something and i'm not gonna yell out what i yell out now because even though i'm black there still is racist and then i remember yelling out and i remember looking confused and i and then i hear my teacher behind me what are you doing preacher and i was oh you just heard me yell out that African thing that didn't exist. And, yeah, so I just. What was your mom making you, like Super Bowl losers T-shirts? She made me hats.

She made me, like, shirts and pants and the whole outfit. That's gangster, though, man. Mom was doing it. Yeah, she just did it. Yeah, she did great. Like, one time. And we didn't sleep in the car too much. Like we just,

when we were moving from like Portland to Memphis, you know, we were kind of just in the car. Yeah. You know, we were kind of in the car for, Oh, I see. For, you know, just instead of, sometimes we were in hotels, but you know,

it would just be cheaper to be in the car. And then when we got to Memphis, we didn't have a place where we'd be in the car. So, but she just made it seem fun. Sounds like you lived in a car, right? Sounds like you were living in a car for a little while. I did, but she made it seem like it was fun.

Bro, I mean... It's a slum party in the car. Listen, bro, how many people don't white people go camping a lot? That's homeless. You're homeless. I don't know why you're playing the homeless game but that's not a house. It's homeless cosplay is what it is. So that's what it was.

Yeah. My mom just took us camping. Dude, I mean, no wonder she was telling you, I know everything. You know what I mean? She's like, don't listen to those other kids. Just listen to me. These clothes are awesome. Living in a car is awesome.

All these things. Man, that's tough, dude. She's got to be, I mean, watching you now has got to be a pleasure for her. Yeah, she's great, man. She came with me. I did the Jimmy Fallon show yesterday. She wanted to meet Jimmy. This is how she asked me to go to things.

Do you need me to, do I need you to come with me to the Jimmy Fallon show? Yes. What am I, a 12-year-old ventriloquist? I know, I know. She came. She's awesome, man. She opens for me. No way.

No way. She opens for me. She No way She opens for me She does my merchandise Does she have like a routine Yeah she has a routine Like that she wrote Or you Yeah she wrote

She won't take advice from me Which is weird I'm like bro I've been doing it For like 15 years Nah you can't Like I got it Listen if I was in that spot

I wouldn't let my kids Be like I got this That's what she does She's like Look I made you funny I'm like no you didn't You did not make me funny I made you funny Okay mom You know but no, you didn't. You did not make me funny. I made you funny.

Okay, mom. So she's on the road with you and everything? She's on the road with me. Wow. She'll be with me this weekend. That's not an easy life, man. You're not traveling a lot, and she's doing it. Yeah, I think that she's used to it.

I mean, I used to move around a lot. I just always went to a new house or a new school or a new place. I mean, I used to move around a lot. I just always went to a new... I was in a new house or a new school or a new place. I always did that. So for me, touring is not... The worst part is literally just the plane. And I think if any comedian complains about anything, it's just getting on the plane. It's just waking up sometimes.

I haven't been home in over a week and a half. And I'm still not going to be home for another two weeks. Where's home? Los Angeles. Yeah, I want to say LA and not say Los Angeles. I'm still not going to be home for another two weeks. Where's home? Los Angeles. I want to say LA and not say Los Angeles. It's a perfect arc. You got a little mixed up.

You got rid of... Not got rid of, but you're done with Orlando? Yeah, man. I moved from Orlando to LA. Then I moved from LA to Atlanta to Vegas to New York to back to LA. Orlando was like... That's where I Vegas to New York to back to LA. So yeah, Orlando was like, that's where I grew as like a comedian, man. That was pretty cool.

That's where you see some shit. Get a sense of Florida, you see some things. Everything they say about Florida in general is true. Everything they say. And I love it. I love Florida, bro. I went to FSU, so I was there for two years. And I didn't finish FSU.

And I completely agree with half that sentiment. Everything they say about Florida is true. But it's just not for me. Oh, yeah. Well, if someone doesn't like Florida, I'm like, yeah. If you grow up in it, I understand it. If you go to Florida afterwards and like it, you're crazy. Well, I understand it. If you go to Florida afterwards and like it, you're crazy.

I'm crazy. I went there when I was like 19. You're crazy. You're crazy. It's like being in the car. It's like you didn't know any better. If you grow up in Florida, it's just like this shit's all normal. If you have a life outside of Florida, come to Florida

and say, this is how I want to live my life, you're a crazy person. Also, 19 is a little different, though. 19, you can have some fun. I didn't have any fun until I was like 28, bro. Really? I did not. No, I was not having fun until like later on in life, like last five years, whatever.

I don't have fun now. Too much fun is bad. Fun is, I think anything that's fun is bad for you. Usually that's how it works. Think of all the things that you're like, this is the most fun I've ever had. It's bad. You shouldn't be doing that. But you know what?

All things in moderation. I follow one of my friends. Crack. Crack is fun, but it's bad for you. One of my friend's wives is kind of like health and wellness type of woman. I follow her on Instagram. And she had a story the other day about drinking. Yeah.

About how she had spoken to doctors and they were all like, don't stop drinking. Because the health benefits of community and social going out is, it's like, it's about the same. So, like, if it's going to be be oh you're gonna stop drinking or you're gonna stop going out keep drinking keep drinking and i was like fucking hell yeah dude i'll listen i'll listen to that chick that's crazy that is the biggest load of shit i've ever fucking heard there's so many ways to get together as a community you can go to a comedy show you can go to a movie. You can go do anything. I've never heard of any of these things you guys are talking about.

I mean, I guess what she's saying is, yeah, if you are going to stop drinking, and that turns you into a hermit who never leaves the house and never has communication with another person ever again, keep drinking. I guess so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a chick who wants to keep on boozing. That's a good one. I get that point. I get the that before. But I get that point.

I get the point as well. I get that point. I mean, as long as you're not drinking like crazy. I mean, you can just drink a little bit. Moderation is fine. Always. I just don't know what that is. Yeah, yeah.

You know one speed? I don't know what that is. Box of ice cream. I'll have some. Yeah, exactly. I have friends that be like, I just want to get tipsy. And I'm like, we're not hanging out. Yeah.

We're not tipsy. I just want to drink a little bit. Why don't you pee a little bit? I already started, man. I'm trying to pee a little bit. You ever try to stop me from peeing? That's hard, man. What's your drink of choice when you do go after it?

If I had, if I, I don't drink it more. But if I, if you had all the alcohol in the world, I'd get a whiskey sour. I would get a whiskey sour. Or I'd get a shot or whatever. Because let's get there. Get to the finish line. Let's get there, man. The journey's not through a board over here, bro.

I don't even know what the point of beer is. There's no point of beer. It's just watered down liquor. Wine, fruity liquor. Liquor is way to go, baby. Matter of fact, where is that? No, no, no. If I had to get a drink drink it'd be whiskey sour or

something or i'll take a shot of like maybe like a chilled patron i think that goes down pretty easy but i mean honestly i would just drink whatever i never i never i always mix my drinks i heard the the girls or are you and uh do you drink to get drunk or do you drink for the taste who drinks for the taste i was like, what are we talking about? Her example was wine. I can understand if you like a nice glass of wine. You have it with dinner or if you get into wine tasting and you know the difference.

I understand that. Other than that, none of the alcohol gets... I've had a lot of phases in my life. I've definitely gone through a heavy who gives a shit like was that ghb yeah pass it over here yeah but there are like like i like a nice old-fashioned yeah i like a nice glass of wine but like you're still drinking it it's not like you'd ever be

like let me wash down my meal with an old-fashioned right yeah you're such a you're just alcohol and water though yeah yeah i mean you might be that I mean, you might be on the other side of this one. I don't know. To me, it's like any shot I've ever done. And even the whiskey, the alcohol that I do like, with the exception of the espresso martini, everything else is like, I'm kind of tolerating this to get drunk.

This tastes better than the other things. See, I'll definitely never tolerate it. That's not the word I would use. I'm always enjoying it. Really? Yeah. I'm never, I've definitely never tolerated. That's not the word I would use. I'm always enjoying. I like it. Really? Yeah. I'm a mixture of y'all. Because, like, I feel like with the, I enjoy the idea of, like, doing a shot with my friends.

Yeah, but the actual, I like that part of it. But there was always a time where I'm like, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. But I also like the taste of wine. Yeah. And I started liking the taste of beer. And I was like, oh, I'm not going to drink anymore. You want to go down the road? I started liking the taste of wine. And I started liking the taste of beer, and I was like, oh, I'm not going to drink

anymore. I started liking the taste of beer. When I started liking beer, I was like, I'm out. This is not good. Beer is disgusting, bro. And I was like, oh, I do feel the wheat in my tongue. And I was like, no, that's bad.

So, but yeah, I do get that idea because I love the taste of wine. Yeah, wine. Like red wine. I've like stopped drinking so much, but I'll still occasionally have a glass of wine or something like that. That hits.

I'm always like, that's really good. Yeah, that's where I'm at. If I want to drink, I'll have a glass of wine, but I'm waiting to do, I'll do it with my girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do. It's like, I'll do like special occasions. I'm going to Ireland next week.

I'll have a couple Guinness. Nice. I was going to say, you got to have some pints over in the motherland. It's like I'll do special occasions. I'm going to Ireland next week. I'll have a couple Guinness. I was going to say, you got to have some pints over in the motherland. It's not an option. I've stopped doing the Tuesday nights or special occasions. So how has the YouTube response been? Oh, it's been good, man. I mean, you know, it hasn't reached a million views yet. So it's about 72 now.

But, yeah, I think it's been good, man. A lot of positive people, which is like that's how it is until it gets into another realm. Yeah. Like the only YouTube videos with zero dislikes are the ones no one knows about. Yeah. You almost want to start seeing hate on you. Yeah, you're like, oh, there it goes. That's how you know.

It's getting better. You know, but, yeah, man, I'm responding to all the comments. Oh, yeah? You're in there. I am responding to all the comments. No way. I am. Good for you. Well, yeah, just, I'm responding to all the comments. Oh, yeah? You're in there. I am responding to all the comments. You're in there, by the way. I am. Good for you.

Well, yeah, just to get a roller. Or bad for you. I don't know. You said bad for me? I said good for you or bad for you. If you're cool with it, I'm cool with it. No, I don't think there's anything someone could tell me that's going to hurt my feelings. Really?

You're a stronger man than I am. You're going to say I suck. I mean, it's okay. See, dude, those are the ones that bother me the most. Where it's just a blatant, you suck. I'm like, God. Damn it, dude. Why'd you have to say that? Some guy said, this dude sucks so much penis.

That's what he said. That was his comment. And then I just, instead of me being mad, I replied to him, whoever said that's lying. That's what I said on the comment. I'm like making myself laugh. But no, I mean, people think I suck. It's okay.

I think I'm funny. I think I'm so funny. That's all that matters. I kill me, bro. You and your mom both think you're funny. That's all that matters. My mom thinks I'm hilarious. I think I'm funny.

My mom is, I get cried laughing. I don't even tell her jokes because I'm like, it's going to work. She just supports me. I think it's great, man. I'm in the comment section just to reply because I think to make a comment and most of them are positive, I think it just most people don't do that. Yeah, a positive one

is different. Yeah, exactly. I think it takes a lot more to leave a positive comment than a negative comment. I try not to believe either extreme but I feel like if you're going out of your way to say, like, this is funny, I think that's a pretty genuine. Whereas someone wants to just say, if you suck penis, they just want to say that. Yeah, which is not true, by the way. So what's the last time you left a negative comment? I mean,

probably like, no, yeah, I did it once. Well, actually, no, it wasn't a negative comment.

I was arguing with a commenter. Well, oh, that, that's a, oh yeah, Yankee fans, listen,

I've said terrible things to Yankee fans. Oh, but I mean like, I don't mean in like, in a career. Like, I mean like, I was probably like 15, 16 years old.

I used to just, hours. Hours on MySpace, just like, you don't know what you're talking about. See, dude, no, I was probably like 15, 16 years old. I used to just hours. Hours on MySpace just like, you don't know what you're talking about. See, dude, no, I did it once, and I panicked. I freaked out. I was like so nervous. What did you say? Nothing rude.

It was like we were arguing Red Sox Yankees. It was like, I don't know if what I said was right. I remember I was like marching around my parents' house like, fucking A, he's probably going to come back with the actual stats. That's so stupid. They'll lose his argument. So you'd be on social media just being like,

fuck you, fuck this, fuck you. I remember arguing with some dude who came on my platform. This was before they can like, they would like ban people on YouTube. Yeah. And I would do like stupid dances and this one dude called me

every racial slur in the book this one dude called me every racial slur in the book. He just called me every racial. And I started arguing with him. And I was like, yeah, your mama my house. And he was like, yeah, you shut up, slave monkey. And he was just like, he would just say the worst stuff. And then every day we would fight.

Every day. Every day. Then I would get like excited. I'm like, like oh he probably replied let me okay I'm out of school and then we were like do you remember what his name was

like his name no I don't remember his name man and then they hacked my account but I just remember us arguing and he would be

so racist and then I would argue back and I would just say the craziest thing like things that I'm like they're crazy I would just be disgusted

you know like and I just would we would go back what's the craziest thing you told him that you'm like, they're crazy. I would just be disgusted, you know, like, and I just would, we'll go back and forth. What's the craziest thing you told him that you can say? I'm not telling you, man. I'm not telling you. It's something about like, I just, I was, he was, I was trying to match his energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I just remember he was just, he was just so, and then it got to the point where we would like make each other laugh. Yeah, it's almost like you're a formidable opponent. Then he said something, then I blocked him, and I got sad. You definitely avoided your life. A couple weeks later, I tried to unblock him. I'm like, hey, man, I'm sorry. I went too far for blocking, but he just never replied back.

I think he, like, deleted his account or something. You can get caught up every morning like, I missed my racist best friend. I forgot his name, but I remember him doing some video. He was just talking about how not funny I was or whatever. And then I went on his page. He had some video. And it was the funniest video. I was like, dang, man, he's funny.

I was upset about that. But, no, I made friends with some dude that was, I dang, man, he's funny. I was upset about that. But no, I made friends with some dude that was, I don't even think he was racist. I think he was just trying to trigger me. I don't even, I don't know what's worse, pure racism or using racism just to bother people. Jesus Christ. You gotta be one sick pup.

Throw around some of those slurs if you don't mean it. Jesus Christ. Somehow you're worse than those people. Be kind to the cause at least. That's hilarious. That's great, man. Well, I'm happy to hear that you're doing well, dude. That's good.

Thank you, man. What is the – there's a – you have a bit in the show. I don't want to get rid of too much. But you talk about becoming – you saw Spider-Man as a kid. Yeah. If you could pick any animal or any insect or any,

gorilla. Anything to get their superpowers from. Any animal. Any, any, any whatever. It could be an insect.

If you wanted to be a superhero, what would be? A superhero? Yeah. If I can keep my size and I just like,

so I'd be an ant, I was going to say gorilla, but I'll do an ant because they can carry, what, 18 times their size. They're way stronger than a gorilla. So you're going to be ant man. Yeah, I guess I'd be ant. In your wildest dreams, you're a pole runner. I was going to say, that one stinks, bro.

Yeah, my bad. That's pretty bad. Go with gorilla. Yeah, I'll be a gorilla. Go with gorilla. I don't like how you're suggesting that. Maybe I was that guy on MySpace. Maybe that's me all these years later.

I'm going to block you and be sad about it in like two weeks. Bro, I'd ask you if you could be anything and you're like, I'd be the eighth most popular Avenger. Ant-Man, dude. But if we're talking about super, like, I would be the Hulk, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like I would be the Hulk obviously yeah yeah yeah you know I'd be like the Hulk or like

Superman's so born I feel like I'd be Superman but I'd make him I'd still be me yeah yeah you know yeah cause he's so corny yo bro

but he's got he's got definitively the best he has the best best uh you know powers uh alright so the special is out

uh you're on the road anything else uh anything else with the people? Man, I'm just doing comedy. I'm on the road. I'm trying to work on my third special, which is none of the material that was on my second special or my first. So I'm just trying to be funny. I think his third one is going to be funnier.

I think so. I think I'm getting funnier. That's a good goal. I was going to say, keep getting funnier. I think the fourth one's going to be funnier. I think so. I think I'm getting funnier. That's a good goal. I was going to say, keep getting funnier. That's usually a good career. I think his fourth one's going to be trash. Then we're back for the fifth one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But they'll be back. Everybody's got a couple duds in there. Come on. Well, I think that most people have three good specials. In their career. Unless you're elite. I think most people have three good specials. And then after, you know.

Do you think all three come in succession? Or do you think it's like three in your career? I think everyone's different. You know, everyone's different. But I think usually it's three good specials, and then the fourth one is whatever. But some people have three. That's an interesting thought. You think that you should stop?

No, no, no. I think what happens is If you have three Really good specials You become Uber successful You can't stop So that's not

Your main You know Source of income Isn't stand up comedy Which is like Why would you keep Doing that If you get

Paid so much more money To not go on a plane And not be You know so you don't Do stand up as much So you just You don't prioritize being funny right right so that's what i think yeah you think it's like i know like kind of the

idea that like when you lose touch with regular people it's hard to do comedy like when you start flying first class and you start eating nice meals that's why i said middle seat. Stay humble. Bro, I still sometimes sit middle seat. Dude, middle seat sucks. Does it though? Yes, yes. Dude, it sucks. Are you like an introvert? Coach is one thing, but bro, when I sat the other day and I had like two full-size people next to me

and we were all fighting for elbow space and I was like, this is – and there was a kid, like an eight-year-old who had a seat. And I was like, can we just swap? Come on, this is crazy. It's three grown men together and you have your own space. Middle seat is... Yeah, yeah. Did you switch?

No, no. You didn't do it? No, I just sat there the whole time like this. I was like, this sucks. I sat in between two people that were comically... I don't know how to describe this without being mean. Super fat. mean but super fat they were super fat people they were over the normal yeah they were over the normal size yep

and i remember the i remember the flight attendant walking by and just looking at me and laughing out loud and then i was like that's they're right here and then they started laughing and I was like thank god thank god cause I can't breathe you were just like covered by them I was like elevated almost I don't even think my butt was touching the seat they just put me together and I was just like

Stephen Hawkins just like just like can't wait to laugh but I'm glad they laughed they can't wait to laugh. But, yeah, I'm glad they laughed. They already knew, but they were just – Yeah, you got to know, right? They didn't look like – they just looked like Samoan. Just like overgrown, right?

But they did. They just looked like they were big-boned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They looked like they – Shout out to that flight attendant for laughing. Breaking the ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sat middle recently cross-country flight. I didn't need to put my seatbelt on, man.

You guys got me. Honestly, if there was a crash, I'd be like, well, I'm safe. Airbags deployed. I had a cross-country flight where it was like I had to pee beforehand, and I was like, I don't have time to pee. I just got to get on the plane. I'll pee in the air. And I get on the flight, and I was like, I don't have time to pee. I just got to get on the plane. I'll pee in the air. And I get on the flight, and I was middle seat.

Two elderly women on either side of me. And, bro, I swear to God, both these chicks just died right away. Like, the second they got on the flight, they were both just like. And I was like, well, I'm not going to wake up old women to pee. So I flew from New York to L.A. Like, you in bed last night. Where were you at? Where were you sitting at? I held it the entire time. You were in the window seat? to LA like you in bed last night. Where were you at? Where were you sitting at? I held it the entire time. You were in the window seat?

No, I was in the middle seat. Bro, step over. I would step on that girl's face. Wake up some old woman and I'd go over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, Beatrice? Beatrice. Yeah, I mean, I don't know who steps like that, man.

I would say this. Like, this last weekend, I was on a plane. I was on the aisle seat. And I fell asleep. And I woke up, and the flight attendant was like, all right, you got to get off the plane. But there was two people before me. That means they two people booty scooted across me or the other way.

And I was asleep. I was so mad that I didn't get to witness it. No, honestly, if I'm in the middle seat, definitely, I'm stepping over. Yeah? It's a step over, man. Bro, at some point, you got it. Or I'm waking them up. Bro, she's been up.

She's on a plane. It's not like she's in bed. Exactly. She's been up way longer than you, so she can be up a little bit longer and she'll go right back to sleep and she's gonna be she's gonna be she's old what old people do she's gonna sleep yeah she'll be she'll be asleep before you come back yeah yeah from the fucking bathroom you're gonna wake her up again we go twice i actually did have a woman do that. She booty scooted me on a flight, and then she came back. I think I'd rather that than have to get up and like –

What would she look like? That's what I'm talking about. Old, bigger woman. It was actually a complete reversal. She was fine because she come back. I'm asleep again. But we got back in her seat. We got back in her seat.

We sat down. She was like, so where are you from? And I was like, well, this isn't what we're doing. I don't want all that. I don't want all that. What did you really say? You're like, actually, I'm from New York. I live in New York.

That's exactly what I said. I was like, well, it depends who you ask. I was born in Massachusetts, but I live in New York now. That's what I do, man. Bro, we talked the whole time. Bro. You're 100% right. I didn't get what she had to say. Bro, we talked the whole time. Bro. I think you're 100% right. I know she had to wear.

She was going to her son's wedding in Italy. Bro, she was like, this is not what we're doing. And you did that. She was bringing the wedding dress. She was the most important person. She had the wedding dress. You went to the wedding, bro. You got invited to the wedding dress. She was the most important person. She had the wedding dress. You went to the wedding, bro. You got invited to the wedding.

That's hilarious. You and I were not doing this six hours later. That's fucking hilarious. I talked up into microphones. In real life, I'm a pussy. Bro, there was this one time I was on a plane. And I met this girl that I was sitting next to. I just happened to sit next to her.

And then she was like, yeah, I hope my bags go on or whatever, right? And I was like, yeah, you'll be fine. You're on the plane, so you should be fine. And this is not as funny. Not as funny yet. But, no, but I just remember, like, talking to her, and she was cool. This is when I was, like, smoking weed at the time. So she had a vape pen on the plane. I was like, let me get the vape pen. She talking to her and she was cool. This is when I was like, I was like smoking weed at the time. So we had, she had a vape pen on the plane.

I was like, let me get the vape pen. She's like, all right, cool. And I hit it. And I was like, I can't believe you do that. I don't hit vapes on the plane. I hit it. And she hits it. I'm like, ding.

So she has it in her mouth. And then the flight attendant is like, Hal, can I help you? I was like, yeah, can I get a water? What do you want? You want something? She's like holding her breath. Her face is turning, you know, long. She says she didn't want it.

And she walks off, and it's just like in the air. The people are like, I'm dying. I'm like dying laughing. I thought it was so funny. That's slick. I like that. And then we just I'm dying laughing. I thought it was so funny. That's slick. I like that. And then we just talked all the way from New York. This is when I was living in New York to San Francisco.

And I fell in love with her. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Plain girl, man. You'll remember that plain girl for the rest of your life. Yeah. And then we just stopped. We didn't ever talk.

But I was like, I would marry her tonight. In that moment, yeah, I was going to say, we'll go to the courthouse right now. I thought she was awesome. Her name was Ashley. Ashley, if you're watching. She's not. Preacher. She's not.

She's not watching. How do you know, man? How do you know? I don't know, man. She seemed like she just reads too many books, man. I mean, that sounds crazy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no.

Let me tell you what. We're trying to say it by our listeners. They don't read books. No, no, no. You're saying the right thing. You are absolutely right. Nailed it. You know how some people, they're like, I say about our listeners. They don't read books. No, no, no. You're saying the right thing. You are absolutely right. Nailed it. You know how some people, they're like, I'll talk to people, they're like, I don't really

watch comedy. And I'm like, what do you mean you don't watch? What the fuck does that mean? You know what I mean? I'm like, how do you not watch comedy? She's like that. Yeah. She's like, I don't really watch.

Dude, we have a guy who works here. Which that's why I liked him. Who, I have a sketch show. And after our first episode came out he told me yo i don't really like comedy but that was pretty funny and i was like who doesn't like comedy yeah that's a whole like that's a yeah okay i i get being like oh i don't watch much stand-up or i don't do much of sketch or like anything but like you don't like things making me laugh i don't like that comedy to me that means they just haven't found their artists that's like saying i don't like the genre of comedy? To me, that means they just haven't found their artist.

That's like saying I don't like music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you don't know yet. There's so many different genres. There's people that, there's comedians that are deadpan or energetic physicality. You know, really, they're like poets almost. Right, yeah. You know, people that are political.

I mean, what do you like? Right. You know, so. There's something for everybody. There's something for everybody. You just haven't found it yet. You haven't found it. Gotta find your ice cream place.

You mentioned musician. You were also a musician, which is a great move for you because you've got an unbelievable voice. Oh, thank you. That was A.I. Oh, that was A.I.? I meant your speaking voice is great, but I didn't know about it. You could do like books on tape type of voiceover work. Oh, that would be great.

You've got to do it. No, I had an idea of doing like bedtime stories. Sure. I wanted to do bedtime stories and put it on YouTube, but I was just going to make it up. There you go. I was just going to make up a story. I think I was going to go on ChatGBT and be like,

hey, make a story about a fox and a greyhound bus. Bro, whatever, bro. Yeah, yeah. As long as I don't have to do it as a parent? Sure. And then I'm going to have bullet points, and I'm just going to tell a random story. There you go. Maybe that'll finally, you can finally win America's Got Talent, bro.

I'm never going to win that, bro. I'm never going to win. I'm holding out hope, bro. I'm holding out hope. It's all good, man. Tenth appearance. I want you. Look, man, I'm on this show, man.

I want it. I made it. I don't know about that, but you're doing good at life, bro. We appreciate you coming through, man. I appreciate you, man. Thank you so much. The special's on Netflix now. My name is Preacher. Everybody go I made it. I don't know about that, but you're doing good at life, bro. We appreciate you coming through, man. I appreciate you so much. The special's on Netflix now. My name is Preacher. Everybody go listen to it.

Go watch it. Thanks a lot, dude. Thank you. Appreciate it, bro. It was so fun. I didn't even know we were recording. We just started talking. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.