KFC Radio - BARSTOOL GOLD: Here's What You Get

Episode Date: January 8, 2019

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. KFC Radio, Barstool Gold is here! It's here. Look, we're on video right now. Motherfucker! You just got nudity! Barstool Radio, Barstool Gold just broke you off with some not-sa work TVM, M-A-N-S-C. I showed nipple.

Remember when it used to do M-N, it'd be TVM-A and then it'd be N, and then it would be language, and then it'd be SSC, strong sexual content. That's what you got here. And don't think that we didn't make the Barstool Gold header look exactly like Pornhub for a reason. The only other thing you're going to subscribe to in this world is porn. And now Barstool. Barstool Gold is here. It is the quintessential

Barstool experience. You got new stuff. You got old stuff. You got video stuff. So much new stuff. I mean, old stuff. Someone sent me a screenshot. All the old stuff is new stuff.

I don't remember that stuff. I am so goddamn skinny. It's crazy. You are so skinny. It's like me training for Spartan Race. I forgot all about that stuff I am so goddamn skinny It's crazy You are so skinny It's like me training For like Spartan Race I forgot all about that You look like

I've never known you to be I don't want to say You look scrawny But you kind of look scrawny I used to be scrawny I never knew you to be that I always thought you You did steroids

So I always thought You were big You looked ridiculous I was like Who is this little boy When I was like 20 I think Yeah Yeah that's true

That's back when I couldn't do the Spartan race. I was like, you do this shit. I think I had just turned. I think it was in October, so I think I had just turned 21. Oh, man, you look like a different human. There's about two or three of you in there now. You're a bad dumb bitch. There's so many things that, like, when I read old blogs,

and this is more video and podcast stuff, Barstool Gold, but when I read old blogs that I wrote, I don't remember them. It's like I'm reading, it could be you. So I'm reading them and I'm laughing. I'm like, shit,

I was fucking funny. Oh, see, I was, I went through funny stage and then I went through an unfunny stage. I think I'm back in the middle. I think I'm back in a funny stage to be honest. See,

that's the honesty we're looking for. The like, Nate was reading me one of my blogs. I was was like, that is, oh my god, awful. Awful, awful. I wanted to delete it, but then I know Deadspin somehow knows when we deleted our blogs. And he was like, no, there's nothing awful. And I just wasn't funny. I wanted to get rid of it.

I'm back in a funny stage, though. Back in a funny stage, back in an entire new stage, a new era of Barstool. As always, with any premium offering, you're not losing any content. You're only getting extra content. I'm going to say that again and again and again. You're not losing anything. Everything we already paid you, everything we already get paid for, everything we already do, everything we always complain about is too much. We're now doing more. And that's stuff you have to pay for and not that much money and i like i think everyone's doing the

thing we're like almost everyone's like playing it like cool like like days like you know churning wants it absolutely right like i'm excited about this first of all i'm excited about this because we have some new shit launching that i think is very fucking cool and funny. And second of all, I don't think you have to put that blame out there. Where it's like, oh... There's a shame associated with it. Sometimes your coach makes you do something in a game that is going to get you shit on

on Sports Talk Radio on Monday. But you don't say, like, coach made me do that. You say, look, this is my fucking job. I'm doing my goddamn job today. This is what I was told to do. I'm going to fucking do it. I'm going to do it my best I can. There's also a couple things going on.

I mean, I think we're, the KFC radio gang is like leaning into it. And we're not just like doing, there will be extra episodes and whatnot. But the new animated series that John is doing, the one thing I learned, is so fucking funny. It's really funny. I mean. I hate watching myself do anything. I've been forced to watch this a lot through edits. That is the best endorsement.

And I was laughing a lot. The best endorsement I could think for a product is John Feidelberg, who despises himself, sat down and watched this full nine minute video of his own story. Seven minutes now. We've had it. Ah, nice. Chopped it down. Chopped it off a little more.

It's very funny. I'm watching it. I mean, the watching that drops tomorrow kfc radio is basically built on the back of final brick stories and so we took a lot of them out some some old that you already heard before that is kind of fully fleshed out uh you'll hear some new ones tomorrow you told me one last night at the bar that was ridiculous i was like how did we did a podcast today how did you not tell this story save it i don't know it was the one dropping tomorrow is the christmas story and uh it's animated it's very funny it's unbelievable they were showing me tell you what my mom's hot in it too like you got a hot mom you do i i

intentionally didn't show uh our our animator i intentionally didn't show her pictures i'm like protective of the women in my life oh yeah and i intentionally didn't show her pictures. I'm like protective of the women in my life. And I intentionally didn't show. She's like, can I have pictures of people to kind of replicate it? And I was like, nah, you can't have one of my mom. My dad's online. You can see pictures of him, but nah, just draw my mom for whatever you want. And I was like, god damn, she's hot!

Son of a bitch! Can we ugly this girl up a little bit? Should have showed you a picture. Fuck! Because that's true. Whenever you are in animated worlds of barstool is who you are like whatever millmore draws you as originally that's it that's who you are that's why like you know dave with his fake fake fucking new life it's like nah man you're the guy from from barstool shorts with like your nose hanging off your face and all that shit i'm like i got my eye hanging off my face dan's's got the tank top lines. You are who you are in animated, so your mom's hot now, bro.

The science... The animated series is canceled! The science behind it is the technology was insane. I sat down, I'm talking in front of a computer, and it had a camera on my face, and then the little animated people were talking as I was talking. Blew my mind.

It's very cool. Blew my mind. It's going to be a very, very good series. We have like, I think we have like 35 stories ready to go. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be really, really good.

I'm very excited about it. In addition to that, I get excited about nothing. I'm excited about that series and I'm excited about Gold as a whole because we are like, I'm not going to be apologetic about it. I've long, forever, I've beaten the drum about paying for content. And again, we will never ask you to pay for anything that's free. I mean, anything that's already free.

Nothing like that ever. It's going to be $1 a week. And you're going to have – I'm not going to apologize, but I also understand and accept the responsibility. We have to deliver. We're now asking you to pay. Sometimes we'll be like, I'm hungover. I don't give a fuck about this podcast. I don't feel good.

I'm going to kind of mail in. That's never going to happen on Barstool Gold because I understand or we understand and accept that responsibility. Now people are paying for our shit, and it's going to be fucking top notch. I don't think that's great. We're getting a lot of this shit where it's like people like oh I'll just pirate it like I've always been against pirating content. I have people always

say that to us on Twitter like dude why are you buying something on demand. Oh yeah. Why don't you torrent it. Right.

Because man I fucking I want like someone made this movie I want to give him fucking five dollars. Also too lazy to go find the fucking torrenting link and

shit like it just comes down to if you if you are still listening to KFC Radio after all these years, you know that there's two things. We're lazy, and we shame you economically. So, if you're lazy and employed, you're not broke,

and you want to just go the easy way, just fucking sign up for Barstool Gold. And you know what? I don't know who did the math. You get a free shipping once a month, I believe. You get a free shipping voucher every month. It pays for itself. I literally think it does. I think it's $8. It's a dollar a week.

I think we're going to lose money on Barstool Gold. Just doing the math in my head right now. I think we're going to lose money. I'm pretty fucking sure. If it's like $7, $8, whatever, a month of free shipping, and we make $4 a month, I'm just spelling it out here.

I think we're going to lose money on this venture. Wouldn't that be the Barstool difference? We launched a paid subscription and we lost money. That's the difference right there. So in addition to that, behind the blog is now a full video product on Barstool Gold. We're leading off with the second half of Francis

because he's a dynamic cat. I mean, I had to do two parts with him. To be honest, I had to do 200 parts with Francis. We did part two and we still only hit maybe just below the tip of the iceberg there's a lot more to unpack to get to the bottom of that iceberg you need a fucking Titanic you gotta fucking crack that bitch

open I believe I'll sit down with big man large next so um I guess like once a month that's gonna probably be more almost like I guess it'll be once a month but I'm also thinking it can be kind of like demand dictated where it's just like if someone's fighting and rough and rowdy it'll be them at that point we're also gonna have which in the barstool fashion like easily look behind the

curtain here too when this is supposed to launch and that's that's the reason we're starting with the christmas episode this was supposed to launch two months ago so like this was two years ago the christmas episode would have been timely now Now it's a little late, admittedly. So this was supposed to launch like two months ago. And then like the two months leading up to those two months, we were meeting literally every single day. Every single day at 3 p.m., we would have a meeting in the conference room with Erica, with Dave, with the fucking people running gold. And just like talking about how we're going to launch. We have not had one single meeting since then.

It's crazy. Not one single meeting. We stopped the meetings for the past like month or so. After meeting every single day. And it just dropped today. Like today it just dropped. It was like, like Erica's in Vegas. I don't know where Dave's been all morning.

And it's just like, it just dropped. And it's just, it's perfectly barstool. But we also have, we have four episodes in the tank of Supreme Court. Oh shit! I forgot about Supreme Court! That's gonna be awesome! Supreme Court might be the best thing we do. The Barstool Supreme Court. It's me, Fights, KMarco, Dan, and PFT, and we

preside over classic Barstool arguments and discussions and debates, and we decide who was the final winner and loser. So, for instance, the cheeseburger blind taste test. We have that episode. We decide who did that. Who stabbed the fucking air conditioner?

Who stabbed the air conditioner? Oh, and by the way, in full Supreme Court Justice garb. Right, right. Wigs and robes. We're going to do, like, all – we have four classic ones ready to go. We're going to do classic ones when there isn't a current barstool debate, when there is a current one, such debate, when there isn't a current one such as, I don't know, every goddamn week with

Nate and Smitty. We will hear out that case. Barstool Supreme Court is worth it alone. We'll probably drop one of those Thursday. Okay. Maybe Friday. Alright. And we have like we have so much. I'm very excited about this. Can you hear it in my voice?

I really can. I've never heard John excited ever in my life. I'm really excited about this. I think we're going to really deliver. I think people are going to be really fucking happy. I think give us a shot. We're going to lose money, but. Yeah, we're going to go out of business doing it. This is like when Saloon used to give away free open bars.

I'm like, you're a bar. You have to sell the booze. You have to make the money on the booze, guys. Yeah, no, we're going to lose money on this for sure. We're going to lose money every month for more than you pay. Hot math, guys. We've always said we're hot math. I can't believe we didn't realize that we're sitting down right now.

Wait, that's more than they pay. Don't say we never did anything for you guys. But it's fucking... I just ask for giving us a chance. I do not think anyone will be disappointed. I ask, please give us a chance. Sign up not think anyone will be disappointed. I ask, please give us a chance. Sign up at arsenalgold.com slash KFC. I think you're going to really enjoy it.

Not all your money back. But we'll give you a free voucher. Yeah, basically your money back. Twice your money back. Yeah. And no holds barred. I mean. Then that is another thing too.

No third parties to fuck with you. No censorship to say what you can and can't joke about. I'm going to tell you to kill yourself every fucking episode. All the jokes that are, you know, too hot to touch now on Twitter and Instagram rules and Facebook,

this, that, the other thing. There's nobody. This is just Barstool. So take the reins off. Take my shackles off. Nardini, turn me loose so we can say whatever we want on Barstool. So take the reins off. Take my shackles off. Nardini, turn me loose so we can say whatever we want on Barstool Gold. So come get some. Barstoolgold.com slash KFC. Did you say the Dan episodes? Oh, yeah.

And then I guess the biggest thing we're doing is the Big Cat Throwbacks. Once a month. So once a month, Dan will be back in the third chair. He sat down. The episode's out now. I mean, it was just like fell right back into it. Didn't miss a beat. I don't think we mentioned

how we'll be doing our next episodes too. We mentioned the new, new stuff, but also like we will be doing... We didn't mention any of this shit. No. So we got... All right, let's just list it out.

You get videos of all, every single podcast that we do. Right. You get at least one additional extra normal episode of me and John. So just another KFC radio that you're currently listening to. You get

once a month, me, John, and Dan old school KFC radio back in the saddle. You get the one thing I learned. You get behind the blog. You get Barstool Supreme Court. Yeah, I mean, shipping merch. Yeah, there's other

groups involved, but just the KFC radio offering. We'll probably do some exclusive shit with merch because me and John do a lot of the merch. That's the full offering, right? Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot of shit. It's a good deal.

It's a great deal. It's literally making money. You're making money. We're losing money. Barstoolgold.com. Barstoolgold.com. Barstoolgold.com slash KFC. Try it.

You will like it. I promise.