KFC Radio - Be A Chicken Ceasar Salad - Full Episode

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Timecode: 0:00 Start 03:52 We're on Facebook??? 08:45 Barstool Awards 11:52 Dave Chappelle at MSG Ft Shane Gillis & Travis Scott 22:26 Has Kanye come out with more bad music than good 31:42 GenZ are a bunch of babies 43:12 Chicken Ceasar Salad 49:48 WYR be handed one million rn or $50 for every strike you get +++++++++++++++++++++++ HelloFresh: Go to https://HelloFresh.com/50kfc and use code 50kfc for 50% off plus free shipping! BetterHelp: Visit https://BetterHelp.com/KFC today to get 10% off your first month.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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The filet mignon costs like $75. It's another edition of kfc radio on the kit on the barstool sports network um the kevin you guys are very lucky because right up there because it was kevin's been in a meeting and we got a rush to this award show so i was like we gotta just go and i didn't know when kevin was gonna come back and nick is leaving the room so it was just gonna be me alone in here with the camera oh there's a there's a like a 75 chance i walked in and you'd be hanging from the seat like if you if you left him in here with shoelaces and belts he'd be dead it was gonna it's gonna be me it was it was gonna look like a tape you know when fucking brody

makes a tape about why I killed the vice president? It would have just been me sitting in a hotel room on the kind of love seat. Being like, I don't know, I did some depressing shit recently. Bro, I would have walked in. This would be blowing in the wind. The window would be open. I would peer out and there would just be a splatter on the fucking sidewalk. It would have been a wild video. Oh my god.

You guys are lucky. you just spared like all of the world you would have gone viral as fuck though bro yeah dude i think today's the anniversary of arbo dwyer i would have given him is it no i would say that though the other day uh uh they came to me and they were like maybe it is one day i'll get it right okay the other day they were like um we are um gonna link your Facebook to your Instagram. You know, these social guys. I said, a Facebook? I haven't even opened up a Facebook app or website in literally 10 years.

And they're like, well, we've got this public page, fan page, and we're going to link it. I was like, I don't give a fuck. Do whatever you want. Nick goes and takes a look at it. He sends me a screenshot of my grid and the last nine pictures, so three rows of three. And there's some goddamn Jets logos, some thumbnails of us in the podcast room,

and the very last one is our Bud Dwyer. I was like, oh yeah, I used that about 10 years ago when I was doing our Bud Dwyer every other day. I'd actually love to get into my Facebook to see my old pictures. I was like, oh, yeah, I used that about 10 years ago when I was doing our Budweiser every other day. I'd actually love to get into my Facebook to see my old pictures. Not like tag pictures, just my profile pictures. I think I had chameleon air a lot.

As your profile picture? Yeah, yeah. As a funny thing? I was in the military, man. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, dude. Yo, Ride Dirty was one of the fucking greatest songs ever you want to hit the uh ac down a couple couple on that i my my facebook i'm trying to log in

right now i'm pretty sure my facebook's just like i don't same thing i don't have the password yeah i mean come on no fucking chance oh wait wait no i might um that was in the era when my password was always just my last name don Don't go logging into my Facebook. How do I check? I'm pretty sure my Facebook was a.edu. Because I got Facebook when I was fucking in college, when Facebook was being invented. Dude, I have my posts are like people posting on my wall six days ago. No. Yeah, that means happy birthday stuff.

Wait, I'm posting six days ago. No. Yeah, that means happy birthday stuff. Wait, I'm posting six days ago. What the hell is this shit? Oh, I have one too. You got on Facebook. I got on Facebook. I'm an active Facebook user. I didn't even know I was supposed to be

voting Republican. We should just go full and all in. We think it's on Facebook. I thought like KUC Radio was. I didn't know we were. Let just become 2a facebook guys post an eagle picture like eagle memes and shit like we gotta go for minors not minors on an island somewhere i was saying the other day that uh that's that post that picture song is gonna be my my, my protest anthem. It's going to be the day I was like radicalized.

It's my strange fruits. You really do. I mean that, that song is an earworm for you, bro. That like that's embedded in your brain. It's like, like I,

I don't know about that industry plant stuff, but I wouldn't, if you told Barney Stinson guy back in the day, Barney Stinson was your Facebook profile picture. Barney Stinson. They're not as good as I thought they were going to be. When did they start calling it – like I call it a profile picture. I feel like that makes you sound old as shit.

You're such a loser. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. You're the biggest loser in the world. Me as an old woman. I just want to see what my Camilitary is. Camilitary. I like it.

It was pretty rare. I had a picture of myself. Camilitary. I like it. It was pretty rare. I had a picture of myself, it seems. Oh, Cisco. Cisco. Remember Enter the Dragon or whatever his name was? Come on, where's that? Dude, this could not be a more awkward chair than this. I mean, what is this thing?

You can't sit all the way back. I don't even know who that child is. John just has a picture of like an eight-year-old boy. I have no idea who that child is. Brandon Walker? That's ridiculous. That's creepy, dude. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Milan Lucic. Where's the military pic? I know it. I know I have it. Oh. Danny.

Dude, that's way back in the day. Yeah, yeah. You forget that Sonny was on Facebook. This is a good game to play. Go back and look at your Facebook profile pictures. No, no, it's not. You know what? You don't realize like how old you are and like like i bet you right now if we told her who is that is that millie vanilla it was wham wham uh if you told like a young person in like gen z

like i was around for the invention of facebook like i i heard about the rollout you know we were like when is it going to come to my school they would be like oh my god kill yourself yes the uh i don't know why i'm still doing this oh remember when i say i was signing autographs one time on a hockey tournament not really dude i was climbing the walls to sign autographs why were they... Why? They thought you were somebody? That was fucking nice, though.

Oh, they knew who you were? They wanted John Feidelberg's autograph? Wait, what? There was a person who legitimately asked for your autograph because of hockey. Climbing the wall, baby.

Like, yeah, I got you, girl. Bro, you know that you ain't a nobody if you climb a wall to give the fucking autograph. That's... that's. You're right. I always say, like, it's a cool thing. Yo, I crossed traffic to get to that.

I swam through the river so I could sign that autograph. That's because you never signed that autograph. I would do literally anything to sign an autograph when I was that age because it's, like, so cool. If I ever said, hey, can I get your autograph, and someone started climbing I go I don't want it anymore I'm good bro I'm good it's for the ladies too a couple honeys yeah look at the baby honeys the baby honeys um I forgot about that fuck yeah this is all worth it now all the scrolling that is so funny in there um I mean you could not have been good enough to be getting autographs no right no it was when I was on FSU so everyone else sucked oh but bro you were like club right yeah who the fuck who are these hoes getting club

the hockey autographs the savannah um colonial centennial classic whatever it's fsu versus florida versus georgia versus georgia tech it's like the yeah yeah yeah i mean that's like that's like the you know wild that's the special ed of hockey. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's a blast. We won, by the way. MSU won. Did you put up like eight goals a game?

No, I was drunk the whole time. Really? We had to do like a morning news hit. What is going on? I was just sitting. I literally was sitting. They took like the better players from all the teams. And it was just like B-roll.

Everyone's shooting, skating, and stuff like that. And I just sat in the corner because I hadn't been to bed yet. Dude, if I was a local news radio, whatever, and they were like, all right, 8.15 a.m., we're going to come back from break. We got the club, Florida State team. We're going to do a hit with them. I would kill myself. That would be it.

I'm going to keep doing it. I'll get sports set in one day man yeah oh my god that yeah that dude that's that's gotta be like is that gone like like you if you were like doing local news you're like hoping to one day be like an anchor is that like it's still a thing yeah yeah i mean i guess those people are just like still living in the, in the past, uh, where it's just like, yeah, this is get famous on Tik TOK. Duh. Yeah. What the fuck?

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Like 6.30 I think Oh okay so we don't have to be at that client thing? It was very like Dave is going And Erica is going And they were like you can come if you want And I was like do you want me there or not? And they were like, you can come if you want. And I was like, do you want me there or not? And they were like, we don't care. So I think we're good.

Dave is speaking. Dave just found that out. He's like, what? So I mean, you know, I don't know. It's one of those things. She said to me, well, there's 100 clients there. And I was like, that sounds like you're telling me I should go.

But I mean, it starts at 20 minutes. We have to be showered clients there. And I was like, that sounds like you're telling me I should go. But it starts at 20 minutes. Yeah. We have to be showered out of there. Right. So I think maybe we can just hit it at the end or something like that before we go to the red carpet. But this is it. So I feel like we're going into war. John feels like he's just going to fucking roll in there with his dick in his hand and have a blast.

Oh, I'm not going to have have fun don't get me wrong but the i'll tell you what i'm not doing right now i'm not going out after oh i wasn't going out after we got a 7 a.m flight right right but i'm just saying people are gonna be jazzed up there's a lot of a lot of people there's gonna be people going out and this is like the time where, you know, I don't know, people get drunk and shit goes left real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Although, I do kind of want to see the dog post-show. Oh, he's going to be on a high.

What I want to do, so, Barstool Radio tomorrow, this episode will be out, but tune into Barstool Radio. Oh, he's coming back for it, right? I hope so. I think he changed the stream. I'll fucking stash him. I'll stash him in an overhead bin because we got to have his post-game thoughts. So we'll be recapping the awards, 12 Eastern on Thursday as you listen to this.

Nicky Keys, Nicky Hammer off to do Pup Punk where they'll be playing music for everybody as their walk-up music. They should just play second-round TKO for me. Oh, yeah. They're playing Wagon Wheel. I like Wagon Wheel. I don't know why they thought of Wagon Wheel. They better play Oliver Anthony for me. Oh, my God.

That would be so funny. Imagine you just do an impromptu Oliver Anthony karaoke. Anyway. $10 ain't shit. As we say this, about 3 3 000 people have bought the uh the um pay-per-view and usually we want to get around to like 10 000 usually there's like a flood at the end so a lot of people actually are going to be watching it on the stream which is that makes it a little more fun there's a little more juice to it knowing that there's

actually people at home watching and then uh you know we've made we've we internally and externally i've made a lot of fun of the ticket price. But I genuinely do think if you're like a hardcore stoolie and you're like in the mix with us and get to witness some of this shit, I think it's actually going to end up being a pretty cool event. I did too. People get caught up in the principle of it. And I do agree. Like $200 for that ticket is a lot.

But like in the grand scheme of things if you told me like you want to see $200 like go to this get inside this company party where like shit's gonna get wild I just saw people I just saw people in the elevator who I actually forget what company they work for but they were like

did you get our package and I was like what does that mean and they're like we dropped a package off for you at the office last week and the security guard promised they'd get it to you and they said it was like skincare products something like that um waco maybe was their name nope that's from succession um right roy star waco it's also that cult in texas well back in the 90s yeah another one it might not be waco but the it is something Of that ilk I guess Rico posted about it Because they spelled his name wrong They got me a similar package

Okay I would like that Whoever's listening Okay But They were like It was two women And they were like

Should we come to the show And I was like Honestly You should I think Like Think about anything else You can do in Boston tonight

You're gonna go to a bar And rack up a $150 bar bill Right And a couple more bucks And go to a fucking Like a once in a bar bill. Right. And a couple more bucks and go to a fucking, uh, like a once in a lifetime show. It is.

We've talked about this with me. I like being in the building. Yeah. I like being in the building for live entertainment. Last night I went to Chappelle. I didn't even know what it was. I, but I was like,

my dad was in town. I like doing cool New York shit with him. It doesn't come a lot. So I was like, fuck it. Let's go to Chappelle. I can't believe it's the first time Dave Chappelle did the garden. Never done it before. That's crazy. Yeah. I like doing cool New York shit with him. It doesn't come a lot. So I was like, fuck it. Let's go to Chappelle. I can't believe it's the first time Dave Chappelle did The Garden. Never done it before. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, I guess it makes

sense. I was trying to think of it, and I was like, yeah, since he really popped and then retired. He never did it beforehand. He retired, and then since he came back, he hasn't been in The Garden. He's also only 50. I didn't think he'd be older than that. You thought he'd be older than that? I did. I thought he was like 55. He turned 50 on Thursday. So we had this big party, and I didn't even know that. I to do that I did I was like 55 He turned 50 on Thursday

So we had this big party And I didn't even know that I just thought Chappelle was in town I had heard Shane was opening So I was like I want to go see Shane Yeah Bro that's such a compliment

When you're like I want to go see Shane open Yeah More so than you want to see Chappelle headline And not only that dude Dave if you're listening I want to see you

But like I wanted to see you But like I wanted to see Shane Do material I've seen Shane do Yeah And I was still like Nah fuck you Fuck you man

Right And So we get tickets Again I just thought Shane was opening Don Chappelle was going And it was just a regular show And so I got tickets

They were A heftier price tag Than getting the Marcelo Awards I'll say To the point Look I never say anything getting the Marcel Awards, I'll say. To the point, look, I never say anything. And my dad was like, I'll ask my sister if she wants to come.

And I was like, maybe not. I think just do it two men. I was like, how about two men? Yeah, I just want a good father-son time. I actually said, if she's not super into it, if my 65-year-old aunt isn't super into Chappelle, maybe we'd just go with the two of us. Bro, I say this every time. Never met a dude who does more with the aunt yeah oh your aunts and uncles are are i know i know that's what's crazy though is that i almost feel like every time it's somebody different it was literally this one i'm talking about it was never once her it's that's insane if one was like this is my second mom i'd get it but it's like you spread it around you're going out to like

six different fucking broadway shows With six different aunts This aunt is actually The complete opposite In the sense that She's lived in New York The entire time I've lived here And you never hung out See that's the realest shit

In the game She's the real New Yorker She's probably like Fuck you man I'm not coming to your neighborhood I'm not gonna go 20 blocks west Fuck you

I honestly We got a drink beforehand I honestly think That was the first time I've seen her in New York I've seen her at Christmas And things like that I think that was the first time I've seen her in New York. I've seen her at Christmas and things like that.

I think that was the first time I've seen her in New York. But anyway, we go to the show. I didn't know it was today's birthday. So it's Jeff Ross emceeing. Jeff Ross brings out George Wallace. This is so uncomfortable, by the way. Just rubbing up against my ribs. I'm so hot.

I'm in the fucking hoodie. Oh, the hoodie. I think I'm going to be touching you. No. Because I actually, my instinct when we got here was to pull my pants down. I did anus yesterday I don't know when anus comes out and I just did the whole thing with my pants on the ground

Rudy and Nick one day just just gonna be assholes out on anus Rudy and Nick had their their thigh tats out and I was like

I feel left out so I pulled my jeans down and just did the show like that um but the uh so it was Jeffrey Ross. Then it was George Wallace, Jeffrey Ross because he's in the scene. He comes back out.

Shane, Jeffrey Ross, Donnell Rawlings, Jeffrey Ross, Aziz Ansari, Jeffrey Ross. Dave Chappelle does an hour. I thought he was recording a new special because it starts with the Netflix. And then there's an intro to a special I haven't seen. But I was just talking to Sass. Dave Chappelle does an hour. I thought he was recording a new special because it starts with the Netflix. And then there's an intro to a special I haven't seen. But I was just talking to Sass, and I guess he's – it might be part of his Netflix deal. That's how he opens arena shows. Just like I own your shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might have been a recording special. Sass is just loving the Barstool Awards sale situation on on the act today he goes just uh you know 19,800 tickets to go to sell out madison square garden um but then so the whole thing is great show i'm like dave was actually i i think i've been not critical but i've been like it wasn't really for me the last few specials i was dying i was dying i thought being in the building. I think we can say, you know, definitively, I don't want to sound like a little gossipy bitch about it,

but I think when Dave Chappelle is sober, he kills. Yeah, yeah. And when he's just at the club getting loose and ripping cigs and downing shots, you know, it's probably not his best work. I don't think that's out of school to say that.

Yeah, yeah. When you're shit-faced, you're not as good at comedy. Sass was actually saying, too, he's like, you know what's crazy like if you threw up his hours he's probably a more seasoned arena vet comic now than he is a club comic dave yeah yeah i was like that's you're right that's for sure but they're like right i mean that dude imagine just like that's you know the same way that we like roll into you know we used to roll into carolines or the wilbur in boston or whatever imagine you

do that like at arenas yeah you're like oh yeah my hometown like uh you know in washington or whatever ohio whatever 20 000 like yeah this is just my spot it's fucking nuts man but the um so so dave does his hour and it's like probably 10 30 now and i'm like all right i we had a we had a flight this morning i knew i had had, like, alarm set for 530. I was like, all right, time to go home. I'll be home by, hold on, I said the pack, too. I was like, I'll be home and packed in bed by midnight. That's perfect.

Chappelle ends the special and he's like, no one go anywhere. It's my birthday. We're going to fucking party tonight, everybody. We're going nuts. Yada, yada, yada. He's like, we're all coming back out. Stick around. And then they come out.

They're redesigning the stage and all that shit. And I was like, I don't know what the fuck is going to happen. This is crazy i was like this is why i buy the ticket yeah yeah what the fuck like the comedy is great but i was like i don't know what's gonna happen right now my dad is in bed by 7 p.m all the time the seventh exaggeration but he's always a bit early and i'm like don't you fucking move i don't know what's about to happen and jeffrey ross comes out and he's kind of doing a roast of the crowd and we're still everyone's kind of just like sitting there shuffling around and I was like I don't know like maybe Chris Rock's coming like like I don't know who it could be it was Burner Boy and so Burner Boy comes out and starts doing this show and I was like me and my dad were

already standing because DJ Trommel was like everyone everyone get up. Get up. And I was like, here he comes, Chris Rock, baby. Burnaboy doing Afro beats. Burnaboy. Imagine your father at a fucking Burnaboy concert. So me and him are just kind of like bopping a little bit. And your dad's trying, because your dad is a music guy, so he's probably trying to like... It's like the shoulders are slashing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we're like doing the hitch. This is a little bit awkward. And then Burnaboy is like, I wasn't supposed to do this. I was backstage just drinking. Dave was like, go out and do some songs. He's like, the sound's all fucked up. He just goes, don't listen to the words. Listen to the music.

I like that. I like that. All right, I'm going to dance off beat real quick. If you're not on rhythm, neither am I. And then he probably does like three songs. And then Chappelle comes back out. He's like, yo, we're not done yet. We're not on rhythm Neither am I And then He probably does like Three songs And then Chappelle Comes back out

He's like Yo we're not done yet We're not done yet And I was like Here's Chris Rock This has gotta be it Who could be Was Shane like

Out there No Okay That would have been funny I know And then Chappelle announces That he's recently

Chartered on the Billboard 100 First time in his life Because he has a Spoken word on this man's album. And I was like, I don't know who the fuck this is. And it was Travis Scott. And Travis Scott comes out going fucking. Sicko mode.

Sicko mode, yeah. Hyphy's probably an old one. And that was not so you could feel the ground shaking. But again, it's me and my dad. Like just fucking bopping around like this and that was like a half hour and like the energy between me and my dad was very much like yo say let's go yeah i was gonna say a half hour is about 22 minutes too long of that for your situation like it's cool i don't care i don't care what kind of music you listen to or what you like or don't like Somebody's surprise comes out

You're like oh shit And then it's like Okay he's doing his like Second and third song And I didn't even know The first song Yeah We can go now

No and then he was He was doing the Chappelle song Which is like It's just spoken word Oh okay So it's like Music down Travis Scott does

All the auto tune Like a very Kanye-esque Kind of Yeah yeah yeah Bo Burnham too Like did chapelle do the spoken word no no no that was played over audio got it but the so then like hey did uh travis got murder anybody or anybody get trampled to death it's lit um the uh the uh um, the, uh, um, but the, I was thinking, had my dad been like, let's go. I would have had to say no because I didn't know what was coming next. Yeah.

You had that show to end. I was like, I, in my head, that was the end of it. It was Travis Scott. Got it. I said goodbye. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And that was the end of it.

It was fun. It was cool. It was a great, very great experience. It was, it was very cool to be in the shop then up in the crowd for that It is just awkward with your 60 year old father to white guys is a pretty proud crowd. I would imagine yeah Yeah, and we were just like alright pretty sick like at one point. I looked at he goes look at security guards They're not moving at all and I said dad we are the security car If you can't spot the sucker in the room, pal.

That's hilarious. But the – I was thinking. I was like, if my dad says let's go, can you go right now? And I was like, I don't – I'm going to have to make him sit through this. It's so funny because nobody else in the world – you would, like, cave in to anybody else, I feel like. Oh, you want to go? Okay, I'll go. Yeah, usually.

But you're – Shut up, old man. We're staying for Afrobeats. Because guess what? The last time that motherfucker told me let's go and I said no, you know what happened? David Ortiz hit a fucking grand slam in game two of the ALCS against the Detroit Tigers. Yeah, that's a tough one to live down. That's a tough one.

But I was like – because Travis Scott brought Kanye out last week. And I was like, what if he brings out Kanye? Oh, fuck Kanye, man. No, dude. Yes, dude. Yes, fuck Kanye. Sure. Bro, I just –

If Kanye's going to do a surprise show – I guess, but like – Like I don't even like his music. It's just to tell people about it. Yeah, I get that. I get that. It's just so I can talk about it on this podcast. You're just saying with Chappelle, he's done arena songs, arenas more than he's done clubs.

Like Kanye West has made more bad music than good music at this point. Right? Like probably. I'm just sick of even entertaining – Actually, I don't know about – because because I haven't hated any kind of music. Even, like, Donda, I was like, okay, tell me the songs off of Donda you listen to. Oh, none. None.

But I don't hate them either. Name a song off Donda. None. Can't do it. Can't do it. But again, I don't hate. I'm not like, this is trash. No, but like.

I just don't really listen to that music anymore. Yes, but like. I listen to Oliver Anthony exclusively. North. Yo, the song title is so bad. Men North of Richmond. Richmond North of Richmond. Richmond North.

It's so bad. Which politicians look out for minors. Now minors on an island somewhere. I came all the way around. I admitted that I was the old man. But now I'm back. I'm like, I'm fucking right on this. And the fact that, like, none of the –

I actually think there might be a whole thing about music where it's like the radio doesn't exist anymore. That was interesting talking to Syph about that. Where he's like, tastemakers don't exist anymore. Right. Like, certain things where it was like, you get,

you get kind of, are you farting? What are you doing? No, I'm cracking. I think certain people, not to say that like, you're brainwashed,

but there are certain people, it's just like, if this is number one on the charts, you just start to get, you know? But like, so there's a lot of reasons why. But the fact that like,

none of these songs are like, classics, like in the sense of like, oh, turn on blah, blah, blah song. Yeah. Like you don't even, we don't fucking know what these songs are. Where do you play them? You don't play it in the party. You don't play it in the car. You don't play it at the club.

Like these songs suck. Sonny actually has a very good episode about that. That doesn't get the love he deserves, I think. The episode where they think there's someone or there is someone trying to commit suicide on the roof so they can't leave that yeah yeah yeah yeah watch whatever like it's it's i think it's like not bridgerton but downton abbey uh-huh it's like some kind of yes on that yeah and they're just watching and watching and watching and they're like no this is great it just it knows what i like yes and they're like no it's just you're liking it because it's telling you you like it. It's very circular. Yes. It is very good.

I mean, my for you on Twitter, I aggressively hate. I'm like, how the fuck did it get here? How'd that happen? So these guys – But with Kanye, I guess it kind of goes to what you're saying a little bit. With Kanye, I was thinking – thinking i was like i can't leave i gotta be here in case kanye west comes out and then i was like why john in my head i have a conversation with me why and i was like you can't miss the anti-semite with the second greatest

stage presence of all time up here and i was, isn't that unfortunate that no matter what he comes, he'll never be better than the best. And you know he thinks he is. And it's like, nah, bro. You don't even sniff Hitler's jock, bro. You're not even a candle in the sun, dude. You can't hold a candle to Adolf. Oh, you got dropped by Adidas? He committedck, bro. You're not even a candle in the sun, dude. You can't hold a candle to Adolf. Oh, you got dropped by Adidas?

He committed genocide, dude. You ain't even close. You got nothing. You're all talk. Hitler walked the walk. But if you were known as an anti-Semite, you could never leave. And you know he's obsessed with being the best. He'll be the best at everything.

I could become a bigot of some sort and become the most famous podcaster at that bigot. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if I was like, who's a person who famously hates Chinese people? If today I was like, I fucking can't stand Chinese people. You'd be the number one. I'd be the number one podcaster who hates Chinese people. Yeah.

He can never be the most famous guy who hates Chinese people. Nope. That's unfortunate. I would argue that I'll never beat his dad. He's got big old shoes to goose step in. I would argue that the H-Man has his title

on lock more than anybody has their title on lock ever. What can you do that's the equivalent of killing 6 million people you don't like? Hitler's better than everything. Think about it. Branding. People still wear Yeezys. No one

wears swastikas. We didn't talk about that enough, bro. Hitler's a branding king dog. Whatever. We're all getting fired anyway. Might as well go out on a good time go out with a bang baby uh society just flat out put a number on anti-semitism and i i actually can't believe like because because when when when hitler made his comments like the tribe band together real quick it was one of the more impressive like they the the chosen's just like boom they acted swiftly and it was like dude you do not fuck with them because he lost everything and then like six months later Adidas made like 500 million dollars on Yeezys again yeah and it

was just like um we're good like like, never mind, you know? But, like, there wasn't the outrage again. And Adidas was just happy to be like, yeah, we still think this way anyway. We were doing this only 50 years ago. We've always thought this. And it was just like, yeah, no, we were outraged. But then we looked at our books. And we have about $500 million of inventory.

So guess what? We don't care anymore. I didn't know that. They're back on sale? I thought people were just, like them i know people no they they they said something to the effect of like we are selling we're not producing new but we're selling remaining inventory i think there was maybe some sort of promise of like charity and then i think that all went out the window and they were just like we're just selling easy again yeah which is like such a you know you start with a percentage of proceeds pretty soon that all went out the window. And they were just like, we're just selling Yeezys again. Yeah. Which is like such a, you know.

You start with a percentage of proceeds. Pretty soon that drops off the bottom line. Yeah. Dude, and that's just like how everything works. Like, you know, I always say at Barstool here, like, don't cause a big scene. Because in six months, it's all going to be different. Yeah. You know, they probably were like, yeah, we cut Kanye.

Stick around, yay. Yeah. Call you two weeks. That shit was crazy, though. Nobody said anything. He's just making millions again. I did not know that. How much money do you think Jay-Z is worth?

Jay-Z himself or Jay-Z himself? 1.3? 2.5. Yo, he is the one. Hove is that dude. It just keeps growing like i thought he was a billionaire and i thought like because when kanye became a billionaire i thought i was like oh wow like him and jay-z are kind of like the same and i because i remember thinking like there's

no way that kanye's like the same as jay-z and then it's like oh no he's not he's worth and i don't know how or why i don't know what he like like. Oh, maybe he just owns. I know he has D'Ussé and I know Tidal. It's his liquor. What kind of liquor is it? I think it's a cognac. I think. I've never had it. But like, I mean, he is the one, dude.

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Where this is like, fuck all you guys for making this cycle. And it's like, shut the fuck up. You think you guys are like the first people? Here it is. Any other Gen Z workers finding it impossible to fathom the rest of our lives like this this is posted in late stage capitalism subreddit in the midst of my first internship and i cannot believe the generation after generation has been doing this bullshit work and is fine with it i sat sobbing at my laptop today trying to write some

blog posts about federal funding that was assigned to me today doing the most boring shit of all time that drains me of all my energy and has zapped my passion for writing and i'm just supposed to do this forever with a smile on my face because i need money fuck each and every person who made this system and keeps it upright and acts like they're happy about it too i'm all i'm also a full-time waitress at two restaurants and i want to be an artist and a writer but nothing that fills my cup or makes me happy ever will pay the bills I feel so pissed off at the world right now and even though I know even though I know not ever say

she's I can't help but fear that it's only going to get that job yeah right I can't help I can't also help but fear that it's only going to get worse as I have to pay more things to survive and this bullshit job will be all I can rely on I hate it here. Like, do you think you're the first person to hate work? Like when she's like, fuck everybody who keeps this upright and acts like they're happy about it.

Who the fuck is acting like they're happy about it? Everybody hates work and they have since the beginning of time. And by the way, getting assigned like a blog about federal funding is probably like if you're a writer and you're doing a guess that ass but you gotta do it in the office carrying that workload masturbate of a fucking wake up well you got to find 300 photos of smut like like i would imagine if you went into some some field where you're talking about federal funding you're you're into politics or anthropology sociology whatever and someone's giving you like your assignment is to write about it that's probably as good as it gets yeah like what the fuck and we've all hated it and we all do it

and it's like yeah you want to be an artist and a fucking a painter and a singer and i want to be a fucking astronaut and a cowboy but this is how it works you don't get paid to do the awesome things unless you get so fucking lucky kind of like we have here it's like you people pay you to do shitty things because they're shitty i agree with you wholeheartedly like that's what the money's for um i do agree with that when you realize you're like this is it like it's not there is no more like i'm done growing yes no like there's don't get me wrong that is that we all go to the next level but did you go through it as like a fuck you for making this system ever went through it really

yeah you probably never really i did it but that's where i was gonna get you a little bit because that that reminded me of you when sometimes you're like you're like john just doesn't do it when like you're like, John just doesn't do it. When you're talking about like, we get in relationships, we get married, we get kids. That sounds like that. Where you're like, we just do this because society says so. And you don't have to. She kind of at the start gave me those kind of vibes.

Yes, but if you don't want to do it, like you don't do it, I'm all for it. But you have to be like, I'm not doing it. Not like, change the system for me. Yeah. Like, you're just like, no. And I'm like, that's fucking impressive. Yeah, you got a breaker of chains. The Pepsi commercial?

I was going to say Denarius. Denarius. I think it was in the 1980s. The lady comes out with a big famous commercial. I think it was Pepsi. Yes, it was. I think it was Pepsi. It was like a Orwellian type commercial,

which is a little bit heavy-handed for, like, a little bit heavy for a soda commercial. Yeah. Let's remind everyone of their impending doom of the dystopian future. Drink Pepsi. Put Sofia Vergara in it and let's be done. You know?

For real. But that, like, that's where I think Gen Z becomes, becomes like little shitheads where it's like it sucks and i'm not going to take away your right to complain about that i complained about it i blogged about it made a career of talking about how much it sucks but you do it in a way of like we're all in this coal mine together and like there is a little bit of like fuck you for for like making this but like that's the way life goes, bro. Like, that's just how it goes. And, like, you just do it and you.

Gen Z might be the ones to break out, though. They're good complainers. They're funny. I don't know. I think you're. I think there are some. But I think that. I don't know.

Maybe it's, like, I feel like. Jackie Gen Z? Jackie's probably Gen Z. Can you hear us, I feel like... Jackie Gen Z? Jackie's probably Gen Z. Can you hear us, Jackie? Can you talk to us? I don't think she can talk to us. She's 20, like... I think millennials go to 96.

So she's definitely Gen Z. Oh, yeah. Jackie might be the other one. Whatever's after that. I just feel like Gen Z are like a bunch of young people complaining and then the boomers are a bunch of old people complaining and I feel like we're the ones in the middle.

We're the ones who were right. No, but I think millennials caught a bunch of flack, but I think we're the ones who are just like kind of... But I think millennials do our fair share of complaining too. Yeah.

But I think everyone's got... I think we did and then I think Gen Z came along and was like, oh, wait a minute, fuck these kids. And that's just how it goes. I actually didn't know there was an anti-Gen Z.

Oh, yeah. My timeline is pretty pro. Really? Oh, no. I see almost exclusively opposite. They're like, they get it. I actually, maybe it's because I follow a lot of people who are like, hell yeah, bro, this does suck. And that's what i get fed um but i i what i've seen is mostly

pro gen z which i actually was thinking the way you just said that where like maybe gen z will be the ones to break the chains because they won't have a chance they won't have a choice they have to because there's ai does everyone's job what do you do have we like thought about that with ai like what if it's just sweet what if ai does take everyone's job i What do you do? Have we, like, thought about that with AI? Like, what if it's just sweet? What if AI does take everyone's job? I was thinking, like, every time you... Jobs stink. Every time you watch, like, a...

It takes our jobs. Every time you watch a sci-fi movie, unless you're Mike Francesco who's never seen a sci-fi movie, there are, like, these... The advanced aliens or the advanced human race, there's, like,

we don't even have money anymore. We don't even have jobs anymore. We just exist have jobs anymore we just exist and we're like on a higher plane but i don't even know if that would be good oh that wouldn't be i i wouldn't like it i'd prefer to keep my job dave um we'll cut the hitler thing make your choice stays in that stays so you gotta take the good with the bad but the uh the um what'd you say but yeah like what if ai just starts doing all the shitty jobs but then what ai needs to do is sweep sweep and then we don't need money yeah because it because if you need money to survive you need to do a job so if there's no jobs left like you're fucked but if it gets to

the point where it's like bro by the way ai at the airport today i don't know i think we started talking before i could complain to you the the woman i went i bought a water when we landed at the airport and airports now have just kind of become free markets. Yeah. Like, you don't even realize you're in the market. Oh, I just steal things. I steal a lot. I stole a crepe the other day.

A whole fucking crepe. I stole a cheesecake slice. I just take it and walk out. It's like, you guys are fucking me on that 9-11 tax. I'm fucking you right back. Like, I'm just walking in the terminal. I'm like, wait, am I at a store right now? Yeah.

It kind of creeps up on you. and next thing you know you're one of those luggage stores like what the fuck i'm gonna do me what happened wake up from a dream am i in america dark chocolate around me i got liquor and polvorone what the fuck's happening um but the uh this this store was thankful, was an actual store. And I walked in, but you kind of just checked yourself out still. Yeah. And the woman – But there's the one woman who's just there to point. I had to ask her to move because she was resting on the register.

And I was like, excuse me, can you get out of my way so I can do your job for you? Dude, that is the problem. AI is still a little – not even AI. I'm just talking about like self-checkout. It's still wonky enough that you always need to call somebody over. So it's like why don't we just still have the fucking cashiers until this shit is ready. Right, right. I still think when we roll out driving cars, they're all just going to crash.

Yeah, but guess what? We all crash. Crash anyway, yeah. It's like tens of thousands of people die every year. How much worse can it get? I saw a viral video the other day where it was's like i think it's called the chase car i never heard of it it was a brand i hadn't heard of it was safe self-driving and they're like look at this chase car almost hit three three walkers and the chase car stopped at a stop sign started

rolling it's like a four-way stop like it started rolling through someone walked out it slowed down let them go and then it drove and i was like it's gonna almost hit walkers like you know people almost hit people all the time i almost ran over a woman and three dogs the other day came around the corner and i was like ah i'm sorry that's i'm sure a robot's better than that people almost people people cry that's that's the thing that happens all the fucking time i might become pro ai i-AI. Oh, I think we should just be pro-AI and, like, you know, like, I'm pro-alien, you know? It's like, be pro, like, we're going to lose. Yeah, take all the jobs.

I'll become a farmer. I'll die in a week. Yeah, you'd be a good farmer and a terrible farmer all at once. You've got, like, the physical makeup for a farmer. You kind of look like a farmer. Yeah, I look like Oliver Anthony. I was going to say. Perfect, perfect look,

but I don't think you have the internal makeup. You know, like wake up at like 4 a.m. and till the land and shit. I think you'd be like, I'm going to do that later. Yeah. That's not how it works. But I'd get it done.

The cows are like exploding, dude. You need to do it now. I'd see you sell that bitch. I'd get it done. Chicken Caesar salad. We should test the chicken Caesar salad and see just how far we can take it. Like, oh, yeah? Prove it.

How chicken Caesar salad are you? How much will you really just do? Do some Mike Rowe shit, you know? Dirty jobs. Okay. Dirty jobs at Feidelberg might work. Call it chicken Caesar salad. People won't know what it means.

But when you know, you know. You'll be in the club. That's a good hook. People go, why do they call it chicken Caesar salad people won't know what it means but when you know you know you'll be in the club that's a good hook people go why do they call chicken Caesar salad let me tell you this guy calls

you know that's a good thing the woman who stopped me at the elevator who brought me the skincare she listened to the episode and she was like

she was telling her other friend she's like he's a chicken Caesar salad I think that's we might need merch I think we need chicken Caesar salad merch just a menu

that has chicken Caesar salad on it it for like 12.95 you know that's that that is a that is a very depressing thing oh yeah for well yeah period stop but it also for like my job because like what we do because i i thought of that a while ago where i i think i was eating a chicken and Caesar salad I was like hungry and I was like I don't have time to do anything I just gotta eat a salad and I can finish the day and then whatever I just grabbed one of those ones like you can just grab what's already made

kind of deal and I was like this is basically me and I thought that and then I said it on a podcast like a week later or whatever the next time we recorded it was I worked it in somewhere and then i said it six months later and everyone was like whoa yeah yeah you you said

i don't and i was like even the people on my own show don't listen to me no like bro i swear to god i have where i'm gonna bring that up on the show no one listens i pay me pass. You should make that up. No, I've said it on this show. I swear to God, that hit me so profound, and I loved it so much. I was not on the episode that time. Or I was just tuned out. There's no way I heard that and processed it. I know the listeners tune out.

When I talk, I think I'm at least talking to one or two people. I know the listeners are doing Excel spreadsheets and just trying to fucking cast the time. I know I'm basically talking to nobody, but I thought I was at least having a single conversation. Dude, we had a moment yesterday, a couple days ago, where we were filming a branded content commercial thing. And we to fake a podcast and uh just have it like sound natural and so we just like made it up and just started going and it was alarming how much how similar it was just to our real content where i was like oh i don't i'm not actually interested in any of the people we talk to i don't care about any of the topics we bring up i could do this about anything and it's the same exact job it was the most fake thing ever and i was like this feels like what i

do every day every day i tricked myself into thinking it was real we were talking about a fake topic and all of a sudden i'm getting into like i'm into it it's not even real that was actually that that is a feeling that is when your job kind of becomes like a cube monkey job where you realize like oh this is, this is not real. This is all fake. And that's why it becomes even more depressing when you do think of something like that is kind of funny. I'll bring that up. And then you're like, no one heard it.

But, bro, I must have been like looking at my phone to like read Am I the Asshole or something. Because when I heard that and I was like, what do you mean? And you explain that. That shit hit me, dude. That is one of your all-time greats. That's one of your best contributions ever. heard that and and i was like what do you mean and you explain that that shit hit me dude that that is one of your all-time greats that's one of your best contributions ever that is such a uh like everybody knows who in the group is their chicken caesar salad i'm glad you think that because i thought that because i was like this is good you nailed that yeah and we we took it even

further i said like when i eat chicken caesar, I am always like, that was really tasty. I liked it. And I feel like that way about John. I'm always like, he's great. I like him. And then I also said, he also looks like he's in shape. Like, look at John now. He's got pipes and shit.

But if you add it all up, all the calories and all that shit, he is not healthy. So chicken Caesar salad and John are very similar. They might look healthy, but they are fucking not. so you are through and through a chicken caesar salad that is a uh a shout out to burt kreischer an original thought like that is something i've never heard before i'm sure maybe somebody said something similar but like i don't think i've heard that ever i mean i'm sure somebody has said like you're you know you're meat and potatoes or some shit like that. But like the chicken Caesar salad is spot on. And that came from your brain. You need to trademark that shit.

Oh, I'm not going to do that. No, but you know, internet trademark. Yeah. Trademarks. Done. Yeah. There you go. I declare trademark.

No one can do anything with it. Um, including me. Uh, the, um, I was going to say, I, I, I liked it so much I was thinking about You know how sometimes you talk about how you have like And I have them too The daydreams of what you'd say on a couch Yeah

Oh that's a great late night tidbit No I think even better I sometimes have daydreams about what I would say If I had to give a speech at a graduation Be a chicken Caesar salad kids Don't be speech at a graduation. Be a chicken Caesar salad, kids. Don't be a filet mignon. Be a chicken Caesar salad. Know what you are.

And if you're a chicken Caesar salad, be the best fucking chicken Caesar salad you can be. And lean into that chicken Caesar salad, because guess what? The filet mignon costs like $75, you know? And some people don't even, you know, it's overcooked and people don't like it and they leave it on their plate.

The chicken Caesar salad, people eat the whole thing. Like I 12.95 all the time and like i wish i had more yeah you can see your fault you're fully up every time and and except for the anchovy thing i don't like the anchovies i don't care about that so much yeah i like those big chunks of shaved cheese yeah and a lot of a lot of salad dressing and uh and yeah and the croutons let's fucking go yeah that that's be a chicken caesar salad kids if you are you know if you're like a fucking tomahawk steak and you know it you got the goods so be it but the rest of you don't try to be a a fancy lobster tail when you are a chicken caesar salad and you gotta be it don't be a hard rock

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I got a good would you rather here. And then we'll do some voicemails and then we'll go get ready for the ball. Cinderella, you ready? Yes. Would you rather? This is a guy, Breadbasket 303. I don't know who he is, but I want to give him a shout out because I'm jacking it straight from his shit. But it's a perfect answer to the internet that I don't know who he is, but I want to give him a shout out because I'm jacking it straight from his shit. But it's a perfect answer

to the internet that I don't think we've ever done. Would you rather be handed $1 million right now or you get $50 per strike that you bowl for an entire year, you are given an unlimited bowling lane. $50? $50.

A million bucks. I haven't done the math yet. That's an eternity. For every strike I bowl? Bro, I bowled one time with you when we went to the NBA. Yeah, 20,000. Okay, we got to up that. Let's make it 500.

Because then you can bowl two. Wait, strikes? Yeah, wait, no. Okay, we got to really adjust this. Because strikes are hard. Strikes are hard. If it's like number of pins you knock down total how about that now we're getting too many numbers thrown at me i mean that's just how many times so

so there's 10 pins like a dollar per pin yeah dollar per pin so like every time you bowl i mean you stink at bowling so but like only takes like what 20 yeah no like this is a i just saw this and i was like this is great. Not even fucking close because the maximum – I guess if I just – I guess though, I don't know. If you just like quit your job and were like I'm a bowler now. But then I quit my job. Guess what? I can make a million dollars this year. I already quit my job.

Now I got no job and a million dollars and that doesn't really help me much. Wait, what? Like if I only have a million dollars and I'm unemployed. Well, you can keep bowling. Oh, well, yeah. It's for a year. I guess let's say you max out at a million dollars per year.

Yeah. Yeah. Bro, I'm taking the million every time. Yeah. What about... So we got to adjust a little bit because I was thinking on a good day, I bowl like 150.

You bowl like 70. Yeah. So you're making like $70 for like how long is it to bowl? I'm basically breaking through minimum wage. For real. For real. If I get a dollar a pin, I got a dollar a pin. This question for John is would you rather have a million dollars or get paid minimum wage?

Now, if you are a – By the way, like it's 70 – I'm saying it in a way too because I can bowl like twice in a day. I get too tired. I'm sore. I'm tired. But you would build up like – That would be your workout.

And by a month in, you would start getting good at bowling. You would start not being sore. You could bowl like three times a day, four times a day. Eventually, you're just bowling all day long. Bro, you're like – You're like start in the mail room and you can four times a day. Eventually, you're just bowling all day long. Bro, you're like, you're like, start in the mailroom, and you can get there one day. No, I can't, dude. I can't get from the mailroom to the boardroom.

You are stunningly bad at bowling. I remember one time when we went, I was like, this is going to be another thing that I get beaten at in a physical activity in Barstool. I smoked that ass. I was like, whoo. I won one. My third bowl, I was like, could someone else was like you're you're too much of a meathead you know uh but yeah your sides hurt your arms hurt but but i'm i think there's something to be said for uh oliver anthony you know uh like i just bowl for a living now you know what i mean i just i

just go to the i just go to the lanes. I roll these stones, and I get paid a dollar for every pin I knock down, and that's my life. And I think there are some people out there who would fucking love that. Yeah, that's not I. No, that's not our style. But, again, the Oliver Anthonys of the world maybe are like, I'll get paid to bowl, and I just never have to leave.

I have a free lane. What would be the equivalent? If you could get rank time and every goal you score or something, where you're just getting paid to do? Not every meathead stuff. Oh, okay. Every rep, every push-up, you get a dollar. Every pinfall you get with one of the... Now it's always a different color.

Yeah. I do enjoy that. So you a horse of a different color. Yeah. I guess I do enjoy that. So you want to be a professional wrestler? Yeah. You want to get paid for horseplay? Yeah. You would have been a great wrestler. You would have been a great wrestler.

Like, you would need a manager who, like, does the mic and, like, you know, all that shit. And then you would just be, like, the fucking guy wrestles. Yeah. Yeah. I think. I'd be Abe Lincoln. You know, Abe Lincoln was a big wrestler. oh yeah over 300 matches i'd be abe lincoln yeah yeah he had 300 matches abraham lincoln wrestled 300 times i mean you can look that up he had a he had he had a big w

yeah he had one big w we did one big l one big W. We did the bracket. One big L. One big fat L. I think the bracket's out today. Uh-huh. We did the bracket the other day. And Abe Lincoln, it was historical events you wish you were around for. And the assassination of Abe Lincoln was one. And Dana Beers asked with as much certainty or genuineness as you possibly can have, Abe Lincoln, he was a good guy.

Motherfucker freed the slaves. He's like, and then he argued. To be fair, I think he gets a little bit too much credit for that.

I think he was anti-Abe. I kind of, I think he was a little bit of a ride in the, I think he, I think if Abe didn't have a lot of pressure, I think

he would have left things as is. Yeah. I don't think he was the revolutionary, I think he would have left things as is. I don't think he was the revolutionary. I think he was like, guys, we've got to do this. This is getting crazy. I think that's what he was. This is getting crazy. The same way there was probably a bunch of fucking people, anti-Semites, who were like, we can't do this.

He's gone too far. He took it too far. The old Bobby Hull. So I would have to change the numbers of this for bowling or change the game. But a million dollars is going to have to be like $500 a fucking pin or something like that before I can even approach a million dollars bowling. All right. No voicemails today. Sorry.

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