KFC Radio - Best of CCK: Car Trouble

Episode Date: November 23, 2020

KFC is the King of Inconvenience, this time his brand new Hyundai Tucson breaks down for no reason. Could Brandon Walker beat up Carrabis? Could Feitelberg beat up Vladimir Putin? Dinner with the D'Amelios goes horribly wrong.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I don't like the way I talk to Why am I on your mind? If you don't like the way I talk to Welcome back to CCK. It is a beefless day between myself and Jared Karabas. Kevin is playing Jenga right now. I don't know. Why'd you say yeah like that? No beef.

We have no beef. We have no, well, we might have beef, but we're putting the beef. What? Any potential beef we're putting aside for this hour-long radio show because Kevin is playing Django with John right now.

Avery, can we get an update on how that game is going? Yeah, I'll take a look into it. But I was telling Jared that Big Cat made Chuck run into the room to tell Jared that the Mets got the O. I've seen it as like a joke to get off his head. It's hilarious. Oh, boy. What a clip.

But I'll give you an update in a second. Yeah, we'll get an update. I think they're playing Big Cat and Roan and Dan is just an absolute master at getting in people's heads. So we will get an update on that. I have a topic for Jerry but first I'm going to rattle through some of these phone calls because some of you have been waiting

for a while. So let's go to Ben in Maryland. What do you got on the car problem situation? Hey, what's up guys? How you doing? Fantastic. How about you? I'm great.

I'm off work, heading home. I have a car story. My first car, I actually had one of the wheels fall off while I was going on, getting onto the highway. Oh, my God. So what had happened was when I, so I went to vocational high school for automotive technology because I've been around cars my entire life. And so we brought it in,

we brought that car in to replace the wheels and we didn't tighten down the lug bolts well enough and I didn't realize until I got on the highway and it fell off. So, yeah. That would be terrifying. I'm having a car problem talk, so. Oh, yeah. Let's go on over.

Thanks for the call. I mean, I'll be honest. If a wheel or a tire fell off of my car while I was driving, I think I might have a heart attack. I told you the story about my brakes going out downhill, right? Oh, yeah. I've heard that story. Would you like to tell it again for the people?

It was my first car. No, just briefly. It was my first car, and I was going downhill. And if you, like, there's, like, a main street that's, like, what's that? Parallel? No, perpendicular. It was a T. So, like, I'm going downhill into a

main street and then across the street was a a rock wall that on the other side of the rock wall was like a fucking 15 foot drop into a graveyard oh my god and as i'm going down the hill i just hit my brakes and they went straight to the floor and i like kept going faster and then i had to like kind of like drive like an s to slow the car down and then pulled like no one was coming thank god they would have team bowed me you know would have fucking died but I was able to like yank the wheel to the left to avoid going through the and over the wall and then like the car just like slowed to a stop on that main road it is so scary when you're in the car again i was like we're getting a new car fuck this yeah like i hydroplaning i've hydroplaned on the highway where my car did like

a full 360 terrifying like again like thank god there was nobody else around me uh sliding off the highway or the street because of ice or water honestly we shouldn't be allowed to drive cars they're terrifying they really are are. And now Kevin, now Kevin's the, the, the car problem guy. Yeah. I mean,

Kevin is just the problem guy. Like I feel like it's just shit like this just follows Kevin, wherever he goes, but I get to the, what the fuck are people talking about? Oh yeah. And by the way, Avery just gave me an update.

John and Kevin did just win at Jenga. So they, they beat Dan and Ron. Congrats. Okay. Congrats. Kevin. So I don't know. First of all, gave me an update john and kevin did just win at jenga so they they beat dan and ron congrats okay congrats kevin so i don't know first of all i mean i need to ask you have you seen the video of brandon walker trying to pull kevin bonner into the radio studio yes okay so the backstory on that was on the yeah i understand the context but

okay well i'll tell you the context was on the yak. I don't understand the context, but. Okay, well, I'll tell you. The context was on the yak or on Pick Central, one or the other, Dan said that whoever came by next radio, that Brandon had to grab them and bring them in. He meant like he can grab whoever. Like Brandon was like, I can grab whoever to come into radio. I mean, not physically. Like he was like, I can make anybody come onto radio. But it then became like you have to physically grab whoever is next, obviously, if it's not a female.

So Kevin Bonner was walking by and just absolutely manhandled Brandon Walker. I mean, manhandled him. It was so embarrassing for Brandon. Now, the age difference is there. I mean, Kevin's 28. They're about the same height. They're like, you know, six, five, six, six. But it wasn't even close.

I mean, not only did Kevin stand his ground, Kevin threw Brandon in the podcast room one, which is directly across from the radio studio and closed the door on him. So Brandon just got thrown around like a ragdoll. So that was a topic of conversation all day because it started, you know, Brandon was like, well, obviously there's an age difference. But what he said was he was like, Kevin Bonner is in really good shape he's in like almost like sneaky good shape he looks like he's in good shape but then to feel how strong he actually was the topic then became who does Brandon think is the strongest person in the office that he could actually beat

up so we've been talking about it for the last few days so like we went kind of down the line like obviously Kevin Bonner being on the list. He can't because there's physical evidence that he just got ragdolled. And we were all discussing it and we went down kind of, you know, desk by desk. And like, you know, he was like, I don't I can't beat up Rudy. He was like, absolutely not John Feidelberg, because we think John might be able to beat up everybody in the office. But it was all about strength. It wasn't like, oh, he's going to go beat up Tommy. No shit, he's going to beat up Tommy.

So you became the topic of conversation because we were like, well, Jared's very strong, but we think Brandon, with the height advantage, could beat you up. And so you kind of landed as like you're on the strong side of things, but Brandon could probably beat you in a fight. Is it a boxing match or is it a street fight just a physical fight because i mean in green like you know probably beat him in a fight but not a boxing match well it wasn't even necessarily about that it was more like because kevin and brandon weren't like fighting it was more just like he physically overpowered brandon

like if you watch the video i don't avery if we can put it out on Barstool radio. I have a theory about that, by the way. Well, hold on a second. Well, I mean, there's not even Brandon is saying to him, like Brandon is fully admitting. He's like, Kevin is much stronger than me. It has nothing to do with the age. Like Kevin is just sneaky, very, very strong. And it just wasn't even close.

So it wasn't necessarily like, you know, punch to punch or like wrestling. It was more just like who could he physically overpower that is also a strong person because again like you know like we were joking around like oh like you're gonna take nate well it's like yeah no shit like no offense to nate but nate's not gonna like physically overpower very many people in the office you have now become that person that's like all right he would be in the pool of people who you would be okay with trying to physically overpower because he's strong, but Brandon could overpower you. I took the video, so I just texted it to Jared.

Yeah, so like, by the way, my theory is that Brandon did not exert his full force because he's still rattled by the Devlin incident. I feel like I would agree with that. But Brandon did say full. No, he said he did. So I said the same thing. I was like, were you a little bit gun shy or you had a little bit PTSD because of what happened? And he's like, no, I actually tried once because like if you when you watch the video and you

see Kevin kind of like brace, he was like, once I saw that he was actually like bracing, he was like, I just manhandled, I just got manhandled and I got thrown in. And so then the whole thing became, uh, you know, who, who could he beat up?

And we, we landed on you. Hi, Kevin. It's different. Kevin, we're not talking, we've been talking about Kevin.

Yeah. Boxing match. Probably not. But like a, like a street fight. I don't, I don't think he went. Okay.

Well, what if the situation was the exact same as that video? Do you think that you would have been thrown into the podcast room, or do you think you could have gotten him into the radio room? I would have also been gun-shy because of the Devlin thing, where I don't know that I would have exerted full force. If you exerted full force, would or Brandon Walker be the the manhandler versus the manhandley the question here is Rocket versus Brandon Walker no so the question was you had already left so did you see the video the other day of Brandon getting manhandled by Kevin Bonner

no I mean it's ridiculous I mean you know Walker is a big fella he's a big ogre so kevin bonner is i guess a strong cat as we can tell him so yes so the it was the something with the yak you know he was like can you grab somebody in and i mean kevin just i keep using his rag dolled him it was just embarrassing like ct with johnny bananas type challenge it wasn't even close so then the debate became in the office in the in the bullpen is who is the strongest person that brandon could beat up and we were like because obviously you know you're not gonna throw like i said tommy or nate or hubs or you know like and again no offense to those shots but yeah you know like so we were like

who's the strongest guy that brandon could win against and jared ended up being the name that like jared's strong and jared's like physically able to like exert strength but that Brandon would be able to be and so my guy rocket is confident that he could take down that I didn't say confident I said uh in a boxing match I think he would win but like he's doing nuances right now I know that's gonna surprise you that's not nuances it's just i'm asking you styles like if if i'm asking in this situation specific scenario in that specific scenario where we're not throwing punches and trying to physically hurt each other like he could probably just pick me up and put me

in the room like i'm like 180 pounds okay that's that's i mean that was what i said all right so are you sending the okay i got it so watch what happened here with kevin bonner also by the way we've been talking a lot of people have been calling in about car problems. So Kevin just dominated a human tug-of-war and then just yanked him into there. And Brandon did say he tried his hardest because Jared had his theory was like, well, maybe he didn't try. At the end here, it looks like he gives up. Well, because Brandon said he was like, I knew it. He was like, there was no chance I was going to get that. that because at the end you guys kind of seemed to like stand up straight he said

he was he knew kevin was in good shape he knew he was strong he was like he has sneaky strength that i just didn't even take into consideration how old is kevin he's a young guy right yeah so he's like in his prime too i think the old man walker needs to realize that uh you know kevin bonner has probably been hitting the gym trying to look good to have sex with girls brandon walker is you know just trying to stay alive with like nine kids crawling on him at night and then like billy football walked by and was like i'd beat your ass he was like yeah no shit like rudy and then like obviously john became a topic like john could beat anybody up in the office and so we just it was too bad that john would just get his shit run by vladimir putin he would not Ex-KGB, old man strength,

trained in the martial arts. He would not. So we did the whole, we saved this topic for this segment, but the first segment went everywhere from car problems to snow days to sick days. We've had one of those shows where the phone lines are just banged out

talking about random shit, but we did start the show talking about how you are now that guy. What guy? when you're standing on the street and someone drives down with a broken ass car and you have secondhand embarrassment for the person who's driving it i didn't know that was a guy oh it's a guy you've never been driving or like standing outside and you see a car like like super loud and you know how embarrassed they are so you get embarrassed for them i'm not embarrassed about when it's breaking down i was

actually embarrassed about when it was driving. That's what I mean. The sound. Not the broken down part. I'm talking about the loud sound. Total catastrophe. Once the car breaks down, you feel bad because you've probably been in that situation. But when you're driving around with a loud ass car, you're that guy. The fucking worst.

Sorry. You had a bad morning. The worst. Are you okay? I went bananas in the studio. We don't even put out a new episode until fucking next week. And I was like, I will be in by 1215. I want cameras and microphones running immediately.

It's a bleak, bleak state of affairs when all you want to do is have a functioning Hyundai Tucson. I'm not asking for much, am I? Am I asking God or the universe or Mother Nature or whatever the fuck you believe in, am I asking for much? Am I asking for, I want a Ferrari. Am I asking for, I want a mansion. I want, you know, a supermodel wife. I want to hit the Powerball.

I'm asking to be able to drive a Hyundai Tucson. I just want my car that costs $279 per month to drive. I don't even want it to drive even well necessarily. I want the, like, check engine and check oil lights and all the, I want those to go on when there's a problem. I want my Hyundai to even be able to just say to me, hey, I'm broken. I don't even have that. I've got a car that's so broken, it can't tell me when it's fucking broken.

When's the last time you've gotten it checked, Kevin? It's a 2019 model. Why would you get a car checked that's a year old? I didn't know it was 2019. Why would the oil need to be changed? Why would it be broken in a year? How many miles are on it? Like 16,000.

It's not like I'm driving a 250,000 mile car from like 1997. I'm driving a piece of shit, but a 2019 piece of shit i'm sorry is this a car i've been in probably yeah it's yeah yeah it's a nice car a normal fucking car and it went like that like driving home last night was when the noise started by the morning it was totally fucking shot well that's what so jared said earlier, he was like, I didn't know we would be going from like the guy with the loud car. It's like having to push the car within hours. And I said, but I assume when a car starts making that loud of a noise, it's going to

blow up. I just assume it's going to blow up. I guess so. That's my thought. And I mean, I broke down like around the corner from my house, like a hundred yards from my house. And I just started pushing it. And then I got the rest of the fucking internet.

Three garbage men, thankfully, were right there and run behind me, and they're like, we'll push it. You steer, because I needed to turn, and everyone's like, why'd you stop pushing? Why'd you let them push? They were like, you steer. That's why I fucking got in the car, you dumb assholes, and everybody's sending me pictures of their car with fucking dead animals in the engine. Not helping. Not helping.

Not helping. Did you? An alarming amount of people with like dead cats and dead fucking mice. There was one guy who just sent me a picture of in his engine, in his car, was just a mangled kitty cat. Not helping. That's not helping at all. Not helping the situation even slightly.

Where is the car currently? Got towed to the Hyundai dealership. And do you know what's wrong with it yet? Probably that the engine is just fucked. But that's not your fault. No, none of this is my fucking fault. Well, I don't know. I saw people saying maybe you didn't change your oil, but I didn't know it was a 2019.

Why would I change the oil? I mean, Kevin, you're asking the wrong person. There's no need for me to change the oil if it's brand new and the change oil light's not on. Yeah, that's not your fault. Am I supposed to just have some sort of sixth sense? Like, whoop, let me change the oil if it's brand new and the change oil light's not on yeah that's not your fault am i supposed to just have some sort of sixth sense like let me change the oil i shouldn't laugh because i know how bad car problems can be it's not even the car i don't care it's just the bigger picture here i i i feel like i'm at a stage in my life where i should be beyond worrying about

a busted up fucking hyundai okay our our friend Jared Kravitz did point that out as well earlier. I said, Kevin's the car problem guy. He said, no, he's just the problem guy. Yeah. Like the mush is one thing when it's like my sports to you. Things happen to you that don't happen to most people. And I described it today as why do inconveniences constantly happen to me? Because I have my health, relatively speaking.

I have a healthy family. I have a job. I have good friends. All the important things in life because I have my health relatively speaking I have a healthy family I have a job I have good friends all the important things in life I have but everything else in life goes wrong all the goddamn time the minor inconveniences do pile up on you pile up I mean they they truly it's a fucking inconvenience bukkake over here oh it's just I'm just taking I'm just taking inconveniences to the face. You could be Charli D'Amelio right now. I mean, my queen getting canceled for fucking nothing is ridiculous. So I know you're now the-

Wait, what happened? Oh, no. So you're the TikTok guy for non-TikTok guys but want to know what's going on in the TikTok guy world. So Charli D'Amelio has 95 million followers. D'Amelio for those people that are listening. She made a comment that was like, I wish I had a little bit more time for like, she's coming up on her one year anniversary of being on TikTok and she has almost 100 million followers. So being like OCD, she was like, I wish I could get to like 100 in a year.

And everyone was like, and the guy, the guy sitting at the table joking with her was like, oh, the 95 million is not enough. And so they were like, she's ungrateful. She's a bitch. She just wants more, more, more. When she was like, I wanted to just hit this milestone within one year. That would be cool. I think she said I was going to go from 1 million to 100 million in a year. And like that was it.

And then the other one. Dixie. Dixie. That that's my queen I love Dixie Dixie's the older sister she doesn't really give a fuck about like she can't really dance like all the other girls but she's like whatever I'll try and I'll just make money she's a singer she seems to like not really give a fuck she her her chef like snuck a snail into her food and she took a bite of a fucking snail and was like, oh, this is gross. And people are, like, shaming her for not being grateful. People are just winning the match. If you put some food that I don't like, specifically a very gross food like a snail, into my food, it's not that I'm, like, not grateful for the life that I have.

It's that I'm like, oh, this is gross. I don't like this. I had sea urchin recently and I immediately reacted like, like, right. Not because I snuck that in there on you. Right. Like I was eating omakase and so they told me what it was and I and I ate it and tried it because I was like, OK, well, like the chef is giving this to me and I just didn't like it. And I he was like, OK, fine, I'll give you something. It doesn't mean that you're like a prissy diva. No, I just didn't like it. And he was like, okay, fine. I'll give you something else. That doesn't mean that you're like a prissy diva bitch.

No, I just didn't like the taste of it. You just don't like the food. But if somebody snuck a sea urchin into a sushi roll and I didn't know it, I would be upset too. Let's not forget. I think Dixie's like 20. You know, when you're a kid, like I didn't have anything other than like the Carrabba's chicken fingers and french fries until I was like 40. I'm hammering Taco Bell. She's eating escargot or some shit.

I do love escargot. Oh, no, that's eggs, right? No, escargot is snail. What's caviar? Caviar is the eggs. Fish eggs, yeah. All of that shit's pretty gross for anybody, let alone when you're like a kid who's probably been eating, like I said, you know, Big Macs and shit.

I can't imagine being that age and being like oh i love escargot unless i unless i grew up eating it but i didn't and i don't believe that they did i think they're like a normal family until they just popped off they were in here not that long ago and i mean that that was but yeah you know what things turned around a little bit where we needed to go we basically need to go four and oh in our jenga pool to get to the next level because guess what daddy needs a new hyundai so that ten thousand dollars is going to go 4-0 in our Jenga pool to get to the next level. Because guess what? Daddy needs a new Hyundai, so that $10,000 is going to go a long fucking way. Because the other one's $5,000 for me. Fuck you, Casey.

I get $5,000. That's a fact. That's just a simple fact. We just took out Big Cat and Roan. And now if Big Cat and Roan lose again, we're tied for second. So anything's possible right now in stool streams, which is the only good thing. Yeah, I drew blood. Your finger's bleeding.

I drew blood. It was through blood, sweat, and tears that I won my Jenga match today. I mean blood. Your finger's bleeding all over the place. I drew blood. It was through blood, sweat, and tears that I won my Jenga match today. I mean, literally, there's blood running down your hand. I know. Spider was jumping all over me. I know. It was a battle, as is every day of my life, fighting against karma in the universe. And, you know, you can't stop me.

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You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome back. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that.

I know you like that. Come on, you've been back, man. Welcome back. Back! Friday edition of CCK. Do we have the rocket or no? I'm here. Not that I heard of. Oh, I hear him.

No, I'm here. The rocket's in the motherfucking building as well. We got the whole gang. We got to get you up on Skype so I can see that beautiful face. I don't know what the fuck happened yesterday, but when Avery sent me that video of brandon and i watched it on my phone it like fucked up all of my like serious equipment so now like i can't like i can barely hear you guys and i can't hear myself oh great oh lovely smooth radio program sound do i sound normal to

you yeah oh yeah you're good so So just listen hard because you sound good. Okay, great. Plus, I mean, you know, this first topic, you're not going to know anything about anything. He won't know any of the names at all. Right. It won't matter. So Dave Portnoy, this week, this has been a grudgement week in a lot of ways for the rest of the internet.

For once, it's not really Barstool. We got no beef going on. We got no drama, which makes me scared, by the way. We usually have every three months something happens. And I feel like we're about four months removed from our latest drama. What was the latest drama? So October, September, like the Kaepernick stuff was like over the summer probably about three or four months ago. We're due.

So we're like, usually right about now is when they're, there you are, Rocket. Usually right about now is where something pops off. But at the moment, we are good. It's the rest of the internet that exploded. That's putting it lightly, to be completely honest. I mean, there's drama everywhere. But what's so funny is that it's involving all the children, and the kids don't know, and they shouldn't know how to handle this.

So the kids of the TikTok world and the vlogging world all have beef going on, but they're like anywhere between 16 and 21, so they don't know how the fuck to handle adversity or controversy. Do you remember in high school when just like normal-ass drama would pop off, and everyone was like freaking out girls were crying right right can you imagine the drama that you went through in high school being publicized and broadcast to hundreds of millions of people and our drama was like you know like what happened in the cafeteria their drama is like real drama because they're fucking famous so i know everyone likes to pretend like well i don't give a shit about this t this TikTok but everybody loves the fucking dirt and the drama and so Logan is talking about it on his podcast is he

what I know what's going on here Joe Rogan went on a rant about why Charlie should not be canceled well I mean no anybody with a brain knows that Charlie should not be can't here's what happened Charlie D'Amelio and her sister Dixie, they put up a video. Yeah, I love Dixie. I like Charlie too, but Dixie's the best. They put up a video dining with the D'Amelios where they just put up a video of them having dinner. Dixie ate a snail and doesn't like the taste of snail. We touched on it yesterday on the show, right?

So she spits out the snail and she was like, ah, gross. Now everybody is like, oh, you're a fucking entitled diva. You're a spoiled brat. You have a personal chef making you food and you have the nerve to spit it out while there are people starving in this world. Like, shut the fuck up. Then across the table you have Charlie, who's the queen of this shit. She has 95 million followers on TikTok. And she said it's almost exactly one year to the day that she got 1 million followers on TikTok. And she said it's almost exactly one year to the day

that she got one million followers. So she said, wouldn't it have been awesome if I got from one million to one hundred million in one year? Which would be fucking awesome. But she's not going to because there's just not enough time. The rate she's growing. Aren't people unfollowing her now? Yeah. So the one guy sitting at the table

with her jokingly was like, oh, you mean the 95 million wasn't good enough for you? And she kind of laughs and is like, no, no, no. I just mean I like round numbers. Like all the fucking people in the world who make sure that the volume on the TV is 50 instead of 49. Or if you touch something, you got to touch it twice. She's a 16-year-old girl with OCD who wanted round numbers in her life. But she's getting canceled because she just views her fans as numbers.

So like a million people unfollowed her on top of that. Yeah. But guess what? So like, this is what not only should they not be canceled by a million people and just being like, oh, that's literally nothing to me. Imagine it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Both of them should have been like, we don't give a fuck.

Isn't Dixie pretty much doing that? No. They're like apologizing. For what? They're like, you know, like I do appreciate all of you and I never would. I never want to act in a way that blah, blah, blah. They should have just been like, fuck you guys. Brianna had the best take that was like everybody made these people famous without knowing them.

You watch them dance 10 seconds at a time and you gave them 100 million followers and now you see them on like YouTube in an extended setting and you don't like the way they act which first of all is crazy

because they acted fine but second of all that's your fucking fault. You made these people famous without ever fucking knowing who they were. And also I did see a clip where Dixie was explaining

that her team likes to watch her throw up or not like likes to watch her but they I don't know if that's true but here's the thing.

We do that in the office with John Feidelberg. Right. Like that's the whole shtick at lowering the bar. It's like what can we do or what can Vibs do to make people throw up?

Right. So what they said was I felt that was a little concocted to fit the story. John made me throw up. But I mean, yes, I agree. But if you get more context into it, she's probably over-exaggerating

a little bit. But they said that they asked her if she would try snail, escargot. She said no because she knew she would throw up at the taste, the smell, the sight of it, so they hid it in her food. Now, if that's true, I don't know, but the whole idea of them purposely fucking with her, I'm like, we do that on a daily basis. But even if it wasn't, she was just like, yeah, I made, like, I had a personal chef make me like a gourmet meal and I don't like escargot

and I was like, what is this? I don't even know what I'm eating. That's such a normal thing for a fucking kid to do. I mean, Vibs makes an entire career

off of making people throw up and like, it's so ridiculous to then like, unfollow and cancel. And what the funny thing is, you have like, adults chiming in on it,

like yelling about these kids. Then you have other influencers. There's this chick, Trisha Paytas, who's been in the game. She's been around for fucking ever. You know Trisha Paytas, Rocket? I know Trisha Paytas because she used to hook up with Dolph Ziggler, who is in the WWE. And I've known about her for like seven years. Jared knowing that is like, well, it kind of makes sense, though, because she's she's she's a garbage bag.

She's like, I think she's already been canceled. Like, oh, yeah, big time. So she she she said she's a transgender man. She said she identifies as a man. Well, like that not really isn't the case. So the trans community got mad at her. She said the N word on camera. So the black community got mad at her. She said the N word on camera. So the black community got mad at her.

She said that she overdosed on meth. She's on OnlyFans blasting herself. She's been around the block. But I do got to give it to her. She's like an OG. She started when she was 18. She's now 32 years old. She's still making money.

She's kind of like a trash bag, but whatever. You make that money, girl. Is she hot? No. Okay. So she comes in. You could not have said no faster. That was the quickest no of all time no so so she she chimes in and i guess had you know a similar thought about these girls being like bratty or whatever and then another dude

james charles who's the makeup guy oh yeah he chimes in being like shut the fuck up then that girl's like oh yeah well why do you have a like, shut the fuck up. Then that girl's like, oh, yeah? Well, why do you have this relationship with an underage girl? You're grooming people. So people are getting on his back. People are mad at Trisha for speaking up. People are mad at James Charles for hanging out with underage kids. People are mad at the DM and Lelelos for how they behave at the dinner table.

And I'm just sitting here like, welcome to the mud, motherfuckers. These people have had the nicest, cushiest internet experience where it's just like, oh, I did the Renegade and I got 100 million followers and I made $100 million. And now it's like, well, yep, there's some downsides to it. You're turning the fucking blender. It's important to know that no matter how big you get, no matter how popular you are, no matter how polite these girls are, they're awesome. You have to take your turn in the blender. And that's why I wish they just said, I don't give a fuck. Charlie was crying it was so heartbreaking she's a 16 year old girl she was like i don't know if i want to do this anymore it's like yeah i bet you don't you got the whole fucking world

telling you to kill yourself because you you know because you were talking at the dinner table like shut the fuck up just like normal ass people having social media in high school and junior high right now must be the most stressful thing in the world and then you add an immense amount of celebrity and fame like if somebody told me to kill myself when i was 16 i would i i mean that's just that's insane and then the video where she's crying and again like i don't i don't i did download tiktok once dave started the podcast because i was like i mean i'm gonna have to see what the fuck dave is doing on this but like i don't like i went and searched i was like where was she crying she was crying on an instagram live and these people were telling her to kill herself on the instagram live i'm like what the fuck Dave is doing on this. But I went and searched, and I was like, where was she crying? She was crying on an Instagram Live, and these people were telling her to kill herself on the Instagram Live.

I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you people? She's 16 years old, and she didn't do anything wrong. No. I mean, when you talk about getting... The word canceled is so stupid at this point. It used to be like, you have to do something horrible. You have to do something dangerous, do something like dangerous or detrimental or racist or whatever now it's like i don't like the way she was talking having dinner so we're gonna

like try to end her career fuck off and by the way way too late those girls are set and they're rich for fucking life they have way too many followers so good luck trying to cancel that but despite despite them like i wish they handled it differently by just being like, I don't give a fuck what I have to say. They are all just kind of like seemingly brushing it off. Today they dropped their new podcast, Two Chicks. Jared, you're going to love this. about how Alex Cooper was throwing shade at her on Dave's, uh, 45 year old man, Dave Fortnoy's podcast with Josh Richards, where, uh, Alex Cooper said that Dixie's relationship was fake. So she was like, okay, apparently daddy Cooper has a source.

And then Charlie goes, is it Dave Portbelly? And Dixie goes, Charlie, Charlie, that's not his name. It's Dave, Dave Portnoy, Dave Portnoy, because he always mispronounces their family's name. So they're mispronouncing his name. But Portbelly is. Yeah, 45 year old man, Dave Portbelly is the new moniker. No doubt about it. So so they're throwing a little bit of shade, but they they go on on their podcast to be like, they're very cool about Alex and Barstow.

Well, they've been in here. Yeah. People forget that. And I think – Who did they – when they came here, who did they come here to do content with? Well, no, they were here to see Erica. Erica plays hockey, I think, with like the dudes who are like their bodyguards. There's some sort of connection like that, like to the family through Erica.

Like they were taking family photos in front of the Stool and Stars out there. And they did, like, Stool Team 6. They did stuff with Ellie and Rhea. And also, like, no one in the office knew what to do because I think Charlie was, like, 15 years old. I mean, I've always said, like, when you watch these TikToks and you see these girls and they're 16, it's like you can't believe how young they are. And when I saw those girls in person, I was like, oh, my God, they are children. They are babies. Like they are every bit of it.

They look it. She was very, like, polite and, like, meek. Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here. A freshman in high school. Yeah, probably. Right. So they are. I think they's funny is as always when like the dust settles and you actually look at all the players involved on the internet and all of the drama that goes on, Barstool is like the most normal of all when all this shit goes down.

Famous last words i remember uh i remember nate remember when nate was like this is probably the calmest barstool's ever been oh yeah i don't mean that everyone's getting along and then that's when yeah yeah everyone just fucking went after everyone for like an entire month and there was just anarchy within the company. No, what I meant was more like the way we handle things. My point being that the reason why the D'Amelio's are being cool with Dave right now. How do you really say it?

D'Amelio. D'Amelio. No. D'Amelio? D'Amelio. He says D'Amelio. He says D'Amelio. It's D'Amelio. I'm pretty sure. I go to Brie. I go to Brie for it all the time I'm like how do you say it D'Amelio D'Amelio or D'Amelio

D'Amelio D'Amelio There's an I D'Amelio There's an I D'Amelio It's D'Amelio Lalo D'Amelio Lalo

It's fun to say D'Amelio Lalo Just say it Just do it Kevin When I D'Amelio Lalo D'Amelio Lalo When I

So I said this yesterday When you do the recap The one minute man recap For the What is it It's like the TikToker one-minute man recap, what is it? It's like the TikToker – people who are too old for TikTok, but yes, do it. An update from the TikTok world for the people of the age of 25 who don't really care about TikTok but kind of want to know what's going on. But they don't want to dive into it or fully invest in it because that would be embarrassing.

But they don't want to be lame and fully know what's going on. So here's the scoop. 1,000% accurate. I told Rhea that this morning. I was like I know enough because I have to talk to Rhea and Fran about it on the group chat. But I'm not going to go deep diving into this stuff I will by the way I have to because I started this monster

so now I'm becoming the very thing I'm making fun of because I've got to like do research on it but I'm happy to yeah I'm happy to get I'm going to have a podcast that just is like four minutes long every week about their podcast and I'm very happy to do it because I'll just ride that fucking wave there's a market for that absolutely there's a massive market

because we when tiktok became a thing and gassing out the email like everybody needs to get on tiktok very clear divide of the age of who was getting on it and who wasn't right yesterday dan was like i don't have tiktok like can somebody just send me the video of the we stand with charlie d'amelio right and i was like okay kevin is going to people are going to make fun of him for doing this. But people are secretly incredibly happy. They love it. And I'll tell you what, Kevin. I love it because now I know everything that's going on and I don't have to listen to Dave talk to an 18-year-old.

I mean this last episode – now here's the thing. Dave is like – first of all, it's a great idea. Fantastic idea. I would do that podcast if i could dave at one point was talking about like he was like we're probably gonna make it to episode 10 and then like give up i would have like i was hoping that was gonna happen i would like swoop in i would gladly do that podcast because i will do i'll absolutely go try to get the fucking tiktok money i don't give a shit but i think now it's put down enough steam that Dave realizes

like there's something to it. He was like, we don't have enough in common. It doesn't matter. Just talk about the world and people will be like, it's the old rich guy and the new hot guy

and like, that's all that matters. You don't need to actually have common ground. Well, and the TikTok guys, it's like when you get to a certain level of internet fame,

you can talk about anything and people are going to be talking about it. You create your own drama and the episode's about what you said and the episode next is about what they said and then it doesn't really you're not ever talking about anything real well and tiktok too like you said a lot of these i mean everybody that's super famous on tiktok it's not because they've they've been sitting there doing

like two minute long monologues like just dancing so hearing josh richards like he actually sounds like a cool dude him and that guy griffin are cool um but they and anybody who that this is stupid, it's like these people have hundreds of millions of people paying attention to them. It's also just – Shut the fuck up. People who say the same shit about us. People are like, you know, you guys, you're not going to last. You don't have staying power. This is stupid.

You know, and it's like this is the kind of shit – Now, this is the extreme. I'm not saying this is the kind of shit the average person wants to know. No. But if I come to you and I'm just like, yo, you want to hear like a scoop about these like crazy fucking rich teenagers who are fucking with each other it's like yeah i mean i'm not gonna like listen to the whole podcast but i'll sure let me know what's going on but i think when you see the way because we've been around the block what i meant to say was not that barstool is calm it's just that we actually at the end of

the day are the most normal people so when you see all of these people on TikTok and YouTube and all that shit starts slinging mud, you realize that they're all crazy. And at the end of the day, we're the pretty – No, we're really not. We're really not compared to these people. No. Like, we're very, like, just don't be an asshole.

Or, like, no, that's not that bad. Or, like, oh, yeah, that guy is an asshole. Like, we're very normal when it comes to the other shit. Subjectively. Like, we're not doing stupid racist shit.'re not grooming underage well i don't know the rest of us are not engaging with underage kids dave's got a whole podcast with him now but uh i feel like we like the reason why like charlie and dixie were kind of like yeah like whatever poor belly but not really mad at him is because we're not really we're not doing anything like

to harm anybody what did. What did she say? Dave has a lot of money and he likes to talk about it. She goes, I don't know much about Dave Portbelly, Portnoy. I just know that he's rich and he likes to tell people very often that he's rich. It's like, yeah. Facts are facts. Nailed it. Nailed it. But this last episode was so funny. Well. Because Dave was given, like, sound advice.

Basically, really long story really short, this girl Dixie was dating this guy, and she was going to hang out with another guy who she is now dating. So basically, yes. So if you had a girlfriend, Jared, and you found out that, like, over the summer she was hanging out with some dude, And at the time you were like – You don't have to go hypotheticals here, Kevin. Yeah, I was dating a girl, and it was like midnight, and she's getting text messages from this dude. I'm like, oh, why is he texting you so late?

Oh, we're just friends. He's one of my sister's friends. Yeah, no problem, no problem. We break up. They're dating within a month. Oh, yeah, wow. So that's exactly what happened. So Dave was like uh and

again he's not wrong it's just funny when you understand that he's saying this to an 18 year old child he's like hate to break it to you dude that guy was fucking your girl and the poor kid is like i i don't think so man i think they were just friends and he's like nope they were fucking and then he was like and now now those two guys are still friends. And he's like, bro, you can't be friends with that guy. He fucked your girl. And they're all kind of like, they're probably just doing it for money. They're probably doing it for fame.

He's like, no, man, it's cool. Like, we're still friends. And Dave's like, no, you're not. It was like, what? And he's not wrong, but it's just so fucking funny. He's old enough to be their parents. Absolutely. And what he's saying is totally true.

But also, you said it in your recap video, which is 100% accurate. Like, if they all just want to hook up with each other and be cool with it, like, let them do it. But Dave was so very clearly, like, on the side of, like, I could not be friends with someone who fucked my girlfriend. And it's like, should he just start talking about soul cycle? Like, I mean, you can tell. He did. He brought that up at one point, but he goes like,

because this is the old guy coming out. Just going to give you some, like some advice as the old guy. That guy's fucking your girl, bro. And the kid, and the kid again, he goes,

he goes like, I think the one kid goes like, no, I don't think so. And Josh is like, yeah, I think it is. And Dave goes,

that's facts, bro. That's facts. And I was just like, oh my God, this is ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. 45 year old man named Pornhoy. It's so funny how you, and again, facts bro that's facts and i was just like oh my god this is ridiculous it's so ridiculous it's so funny how you facts bro facts bro i mean again i i've said this plenty of times like

i knew he was actually getting in deep with the podcast when there were no cameras on and he was talking about who is it um josh and who's the girl nessa yeah and he we're sitting on set and he just looks at me and he's like yeah they're boyfriend and girlfriend but they won't admit it it was not for cameras it was not on a podcast like that and i was like they're steady you are i was like you are 43 please do not refer to them as boyfriend and girlfriend it is do it it's it's but what was so smart but it is so these kids the tiktok world is all kind of like like i said they're fucking each other and backstabbing each other. They're reality TV.

Yeah, and they all kind of smile to each other's faces because I think, you know, there's a lot of money to be made and all they got to do is dance and they don't want to fuck up a good thing. But then Dave comes in just telling facts, bro. And, you know, it's like it's going to be awkward for that guy Griffin when he sees Noah again. And it's like, well, yeah, I just had a very public conversation about how you like fucked my girl and we shouldn't be friends but hey I guess we still are and now it's like well Dave's just throwing a fucking stick of dynamite in the whole thing this is basically it's just

reality TV play so mad the parents are like fuck we got this gravy train and this old man is ruining it just stirring the pot so I was trying to explain this to one of my mom's friends so i'm closer to and she was like why do you guys like this so much i was like do you watch the real housewives yeah do you watch just like the high school version well it's the high school

version and my 43 year old boss is just mixing it up so now we have to mix it up it's like it is it's it's fame to a different level of what we've been watching on reality TV our entire lives. Like the real world, all that shit. It's the newest like more, most like fucked up version of it. But it's real life. It's actual. Also like I guess when people are like I don't care about it, I'm like you don't have to like dive into it. So I guess they're mad when it's like I follow

Barstool Sports and now my video is talking about that. It's like I don't know, just don't fucking watch it then. I'd rather just laugh about it. If you can't see that, like most of us at least, I feel like Dave is probably going to get brainwashed into it for real.

I probably will at some point too. But if you can't see that it is a very tongue-in-cheek, ironic, making fun of it way that we are talking about it, like, I don't know what to tell you, man. I don't really care. I just think it's fucking funny that these kids are so rich and all banging each other and all just like don't know

what the fuck to do and shit it's the fan and dave is in the mix that's like the real kicker it's like i never paid attention to any of this shit until dave got the mix it's like well we talk about it in the office now he's over there asking you know brie like tell me what this drama is and it's just like this is just a world that i can't comprehend, but I'm going to live inside of it. They also like, I don't know what the slang they use and shit. I'm like, I don't know what that word means. I don't know what these kids are talking about. When they called Alex Cooper, when they said that she was having a midlife crisis, I was like, oh my God, I got to kill myself.

When he, whoever it was, was like, why is a 30-year-old going through a midlife crisis sexualizing teenagers? Like, first of all, she's like 26. Second of all, 30 is not midlife. And third of all, there is someone prying into the sex lives of children who's going through a midlife crisis. It's not Alex. Let's go to Dominican Dylan. Dominican Dylan. What a shot.

What a shot. That was clean. That was clean. I mean, I can't talk because I'm right next, I'm right behind him. But you're like 10 years younger, though. What up, D? How we doing, man? Yo, yo.

Just you guys describing. I listen to a podcast and I'm like, that shit. And I just, I'm in tears the whole time. It's ridiculous, right? It's hilarious. Just describing it has me in tears. Like, listen, that shit is I just I'm in tears the whole time it's ridiculous right it's it's hilarious driving it has me in tears I got this that shit is entertainment for me like that I heard I was like let me give this a try because at first you know you're like what the fuck is he doing this the dude just knows what the fuck he's doing that shit is jokes on jokes he's not trying to make it

funny but it's funny it's funny no exactly and mean, you can tell also that dude Josh is, I think he's 18 or 19, and you can tell by the way he talks and the way he does that podcast that he's pretty smart, he's pretty savvy, he can take a joke, he can make fun of himself. And the other guy that came on was pretty cool, and he's like, so Dave was making fun of me, and they were like, dude, Dylan, these kids are so young and in such good shape. They did not even understand the concept of skinny fat.

They were like, how could someone be skinny and fat at the same time? I was like, fuck these kids. But they are all laughing. And like those guys could take a joke. The other ones were the ones like they had a meltdown over Alex Cooper talking shit about them. And one of them dyed their hair the next day i i i think he might maybe he didn't i think he made it look like he did but kevin yeah i mean i'm getting all my information from you i know i know he there was a picture of him like sitting in the fucking chair but then i heard

there was a picture of him still with the blonde hair but either way like some of them overreacted and were super insecure the other ones were you can tell the cool ones who are just like, yeah, this is the game. And we're all getting rich and making money. So like who fucking cares? I was listening to the one with the old, the one where he was with his girlfriend. And they put him in a fucking threat, asking him all those questions. And he's trying to please both of them. He's like, well, I'm like, yep, yep.

My man, are you going to bring your ex on the fucking pod? I know. Because they don't understand Dave. Well, they also, they're either young and dumb or they're, like, young and, like, brilliant. They're just kind of like, you know, we're just doing this to stir the pot and get, you know, like, up the ante. But, yeah, I don't think they're used to people like like dave or like barstool just being like we'll tell it like it is man we're not we're not some like la manager handling you with kid gloves we're not some fucking you know like bougie fancy this out of the other thing like we'll tell

you exactly the real deal and so now they're getting into like the internet side of things like more so away from the tiktok side of things speaking of tiktok there's something going on in the lobby of barstool sports with the weirdest group of people. I mean, you've got – John is shrugging like I don't know what to do. Well, Brianna is our new like head of TikTok, and she is clearly calling the shots here. Zach is directing traffic.

You've got Trent, Tommy, Marty's dancing. Trent's got both middle fingers up. I don't know what's going on in the lobby of Barstool Sports right now. This has got to be some sort of reaction to the DLB Lelos. That TikTok shit is crazy. I remember my brother got in trouble the other day. I was crying because he was on TikTok. My mom's like, oh, what is that?

He doesn't know that it's personalized to you. So everything you see on there is personalized to you. So she throws this female dance in the camera. I know. personalized to you so she's rules is just female dancing i know oh yeah there was like there was there was a point in time where i was like i gotta i have to start looking i don't often look at tiktok but when i do it's a lot of that shit so i was like i need to change my algorithm just in case someone looks at my tiktok just in case someone else opens my account and it's like whoa bro what are you looking at at one point it was uh I was getting a lot of moms of TikTok onto my feed talking about kids and stuff.

I was like, okay, that's good. That's good. I can deal with that. They're stretching. John is stretching right now. If these guys get, like, Trent, Pat, Fights, Marty, if they all – oh, Marty's good. But if the rest of these guys have to do a TikTok dance, I'm going to fucking die. Kevin, John is beating his chest right now like the Wolf of Wall Street.

He keeps hitting himself in the chest to hype himself up. I don't know what's happening out here, but this is special. And Pat is just... Again, this is terrible radio because nobody can see it, but I can't describe how ridiculous this scene is right now. It's got to be something with the girls talking about

Dave. It's got to be some sort of response to it. How old is Dave? How old is Dave? 43. He's a 45-year-old man, Dylan. He's a 45-year-old man. Dave reminds me of my pops. They're fucking on the weekends.

They do business during the weekdays, and on the weekend, they go chase skirt in Miami. Yep. That's pretty much it to a T. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. That's pretty much it. Can you hear Casey choking right now? You just made her do a spit take. It's the much it. Can you hear Casey choking right now? You just made her do a spit take.

That's the same thing. Every week. And I mean, he'll do that until the end of time. Live your life. Yeah, right? Live your life. He was talking about it with the kids. So the one dude got caught sliding into the DMs of other girls while he was dating this girl, Dixie.

And Dave was just like, listen, in your position, you're going to have so much temptation. Why have a relationship? That dude's a sucker, though. How are you going to do it? Your girl's going on trips. But this is what I always say. I always tell my boys, why do white boys get to have all the fun? If that happened to us, we're throwing down.

But these guys, they're like, like, don't fuck with business. Like, I think it's kind of like if you had a bunch, if you throw people in, like, the real world house together, if you go on the challenge, if you do these reality shows together, yeah, all right, you fucked my girl. I fucked your boyfriend, whatever, blah, blah, blah. We don't really like each other that much. But, like, let's – if we all live in this house together and dance, we can all make, like, tens of millions of dollars. So let's not fuck up a good thing.

Well, I mean, I feel like that's true even – like, to even a much smaller degree with us here. It's like when people get in fights here, internally it gets really bad, but when the outside comes in, everybody kind of galvanizes together. It's like we're not going to fuck with Barstool as a company.

When you get in beef with somebody here, it's not just like, fuck Barstool. It's like, fuck you, but we're both Barstool. But these guys, I don't know if they have

that same allegiance, but I feel like that house probably became a house for a reason, so they stick together for that same reason. Showbiz, baby. Showbiz.

Millions of dollars and shit. All of it. If you're getting millions of dollars, go ahead and fuck my girl. I don't care. That's what I mean. It's kind of like, well, on to the next one, right? Like, yeah, you can have her, and I'll take yours, and like, whatever. And the girls are probably the same way.

Millions of dollars? Are you kidding me? Yeah. The girls are probably. But we're also talking about, like, children. I mean, for the most part, everybody's of age. What's it called? Legal age.

Like, every time I do a video, I ask everybody here. I'm like, how old are they? Except Charlie is 16. So I'm like, okay, don't talk about her. Anybody else, though, I'm like, I need to know if we are talking about a legal person or not. Because I am not trying to fuck around with any children. No. It is... But talking about him is different than...

That's a problem, too. You see those dudes, like, for example, that video you were talking about, why are these grown-ass men having, like, relationships? Even if they're straight, gay, it don't matter. Like, you should not be talking to a 16-year-old as your friend. Well, so that... The one dude... James Charles. James Charles.

People were, like like in the comment section being like he can't be a predator he's gay and it's like that's not how that works you're gonna be a predator on any level man so yeah i do unfortunately i do think that i mean i i would i should say this i shouldn't say i think i i would guess i would maybe assume that some of these kids like the parents are probably taking advantage or the parents are probably trying to like get famous in their own right or whatever. So you hope that it is all done in a way that's wholesome and safe and shit. But I think every other child star you've ever seen,

people get mixed up in drugs and there's abuse and there's neglect and all that shit. Stealing the money and all that shit. Right, right. But, you know, I don't know. It's a wacky world, man. We're going to hit our break. Dill, thanks for the call. We'll be right back.

We'll pick it up after the break. Maybe we'll talk about some adult topics, and we'll get ready for the weekend here at CCK.