KFC Radio - Best of CCK: Double Date

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

KFC, Kayce, Jared and Kelly Keegs talk platonic relationships, fuckbois, long balls, Kanye, tight pants, The Bachelorette, and butt stuffYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. Thanks, Jared. it's a Tuesday right two-man Tuesday here on CCK we got a little double date right now Jared it's me it's me and you and Casey and Kelly. A little double date. I was absolutely going to say,

if Kelly and I weren't together in this scenario, I'm going to walk out of the radio studio. If what? I didn't know who's dating who at this point. Casey and I are on a date. You and Jared are on a date. Oh, you guys are on a date. No, Kelly and I are on a date.

Right, right. You guys can have each other. Fuck you. I don't know. Fine. Fuck off. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, that wasn't what you were saying.

I didn't mean to insult you. I mean, well, this is where my logic went. It's okay, Kevin. You're upset. I don't know. Fine. Fuck off. I'm sorry. Oh, that wasn't what you were. I didn't mean to insult you. I mean, I well, here's here's what this is where my logic. OK, Kevin, you're upset. I'm very upset. I'm super offended. I here's where I started. OK, you and Jared cannot be on a date. Absolutely.

So that was like, no out. And then I was thinking that we were keeping this hetero. So I figured, all right, I fucking have to date this bitch, Casey. OK, I would be OK with that. So but no, but you, I fucking have to date this bitch Casey. Okay. I would be okay with that. So, but no, you guys want to go on it. Then, you know, sure. And me and Jared are going to go on a date with me.

Oh, is that what's going on? Jared, did you set this up? Are you shooting your shot? You shooting your shot? I knew it. Is it working? It's not working. It's not.

You know what? It's not. She chose me. Fellas. Unfortunately, I already chose Casey. So I'm sorry, Jared. Maybe next time. Maybe come to New York. it's not working it's not you know what it's not she chose me fellas she chose me unfortunately I already chose Casey so I'm sorry Jared maybe next time

maybe come to New York well Jared does have experience with you know turning girls lesbian I've heard about that seven times I've heard about that

track record seven times that's just too many this was like a ten minute segment on a radio show three years ago that just won't die

yeah it just will never go away sometimes that happens well it's not really a ten minute segment on the radio it's a seven time thing that happened in real life. Because you are.

Oh, there you are. But I will say this, Jared. I have turned... Get it? My opinion... I've changed my opinion on this. I do think... I used to think of it as...

As, you know... A negative? Yeah, you know, your dick game is so trash and I still kind of do. But I also think it's not that I because you have spun it much like it's a grand finale. The no dick shall ever be better than this dick. And I can't I can't marry this guy. So I will have to move on to vaginas. That I think is a little silly.

I think it's more that I just don't think I would care anymore. Oh, no. Here's my spin for you. I remember this. This is my spin now because we think it's more that I just don't think I would care anymore. I have a good spin for you, I think. I remember this. This is my spin now because we did it recently with a dude who was gay, came out of the closet, stayed with his wife, had kids, the whole nine. Yeah. I think it's much easier. It's a much easier pill to swallow.

I'm gay or I'm a lesbian. I just don't like your entire gender and your genitalia. Then I don't like you. Absolutely. So that's completely fair. That's how I would tell. That's what I would tell myself. My spin is this.

My spin is this. Any girl, any of these seven now lesbians who have hooked up with you probably already knew they were lesbians to begin with and then befriended you, felt so comfortable with you that they thought, well, maybe I'm not and hooked up with you and then said, well, you know, actually, uh, Jared is'm not. And hooked up with you and then said, well, you know, actually, Jared is just a really good friend. He's a trusted person of mine and he will understand when I tell him that I no longer want his dick at all.

Yeah, that's what it is. How's that? Did that work? I mean, that was brilliant. That was like a PR spin right there. That was like crisis management 101. You're welcome. I just think that maybe they just realized that they were gay while they were with Jared. See, that's the bad press.

That's the bad press you gotta get rid of. Maybe you were too masculine. That's good. Just too much dick, too much testosterone, too much cum. Couldn't do it. Maybe you paint walls so strongly, Jared. Maybe it's just like load size was too much.

Ew. My dick sucks. Yeah, the imagery on it. You said that so... That was an Eeyore moment. My dick sucks. Damn. Not having a good dick day, Jared?

I don't know. I haven't checked it out today, but... Did you hear what your work husband said on my podcast today? Oh, God, no. What did he say? did this was this line that came out of his mouth oh no it was absolutely staggering i have to paint the whole picture here oh no i it takes a moment to set up the fact that you have to set this up to me knowing what i hear

from him on a daily basis scares me this is is bad. Oh, no. So first off, it started. Where did it start? He. Oh, no. He sat down on his own balls first. Which Jared. I feel like even I have seen him do that. I think he doesn't.

He doesn't. He doesn't. It's his balls. His pants. It's always a big production when it happens. Oh, well, he makes a very loud noise when it does happen. It's it's not. It is a production.

He's a little dramatic about it. Have you. Has this happened to you recently, Jared? Yeah, I did it on the live stream like two nights ago. Ouch. Boy, it happens to you guys pretty frequently. I mean, I've experienced this, but I usually don't sit on my balls. I usually can make sure that my balls are safe. But you guys

are just sitting down willy-nilly, huh? I mean, literally all we do is sit down on these fucking live streams. So it's bound to how like percentage wise. We sit so often. Yeah. Yeah. It's a numbers game at this point. You know, chances are high.

So he sits down on his own balls, thereby implying it's please. Please make sure everyone. I mean, I know people that listen to this show and know me personally know you're talking about John Feidelberg. But let's make sure everyone knows you're talking about john feidelberg yeah yes so he sits down and then you know they're thereby implying that he's having a long ball day much like a bad dick day you can have your balls can vary okay just get a little long they can go then they can go tight temperature wise it just sounds awful at least my shit's always exactly the same it's not my ideal situation but it's always the same. Imagine having to deal with that.

No, it's not. Sometimes they're tight, sometimes they're hanging free. No, thank you. It's a temperature thing. It's a mentality thing. I feel like I was talking about tight balls recently with a crowd of gay men. I mean, balls are... They were complaining about it. It is weird. If you're in the trust tree, it's a weird and funny

thing. Oh, yeah, for sure. The fact that whoever it is, if it's a higher power, if it's God, if it's science, if it's whoever it is, the fact that they made balls is pretty incomprehensible. Like, why would you do that? Why can't you just be inside there? Why does cum have to be? Imagine being a girl for your whole life and it's like you magically become a guy and it's like, well, now there's this thing like hanging off. What would you do? You guys would you would I mean

it would be a nightmare for you it just wouldn't it like I cannot even think about myself in that way because it just literally wouldn't happen and I don't on my plate like I have enough things to think about every single day I don't want to now have to think about all of this bullshit how much calm is coming on no gross I can't handle my balls

yeah no I flip side I can't imagine just having a hole like that. That's fine. I mean, YP has said it on this very program. He thinks I mean, there's no way for this to happen, but he thinks that every single person should have to have the opposite genders

sex. That'd be great. Like one or two days. I think if you had the other opposite sexes, gender and also like brain for a day. No, not even the brain. I don't think. See, that's that. I don't think you need to have the brain.

Oh, I think you need the brain more than the genitals. No, no. Because I think I want my own brain. I think that like I need to be able to process how different it is. So like having my own brain. So then you need to have your genitals with your brain for a day. But then you need the if I had your brain and I could just understand your craziness. Yeah.

But maybe I would, I would maybe have a sympathizer. Maybe I would do things differently. I need my brain because I think if I were to suddenly have my brain inside of a man's body, I would start acting differently. I would act like a man instead of acting like myself because I all of a sudden had this like skin of a different person and the life of a different person. So maybe, maybe I'm like a complete douchebag asshole. And I just haven't been.

Right. But you would be a fuck boy. I know. I will 100%. I kind of like wish that I was a fuck boy. You would do what you, what, what you would hate guys doing to you.

Definitely. Oh, Kelly would be a huge fuck boy. It's because I'm attracted to it. Like, I will do what I'm attracted to. Yes. Like,

you know, I can't help myself. You are what you eat. You are who you fuck the whole time. But I don't think that you would be a malicious fuck boy. Oh, no,'m attracted to. Yeah. Like, you know, I can't help myself. You are what you eat. You are who you are. But I don't think that you would be a malicious fuck boy. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Just a total like, well, fuck boys in general.

I don't think when you say fuck boy, it really is malicious. I think you're a malicious fuck boy. You're just like an asshole. I think it's more dismissive. Like, oh, you're just a fuck boy. Like, yeah, you're below me. Like, you are not. Oh, I don't think of it like that.

Then I'm like, OK, you're actually actually an asshole you're a piece of garbage but i do actually think that there are fuckboys who pretend that they're just like willy-nilly like oh i'm just hooking up with the and then the girls get together and start realizing that it is all a malicious thing does that make sense i think there's sometimes maybe more manipulative than yeah okay manipulative yes i don't want to hurt your feelings i I'm not trying to, like, ghost you. I'm not trying to lead you on. Like, sometimes it happens. I'm not in control of my feelings.

Guys say that, though. It's like, yeah, sure, they do that. They're not trying to do it, but it's like you're still doing it. Exactly. You know you're doing it. I think the main thing is you have to, like, eventually adjust your behavior. It happens once. Like, oh, wow, like, I fucked that situation up.

Happens a second time you're like oh i guess i'm prone to like i don't know falling not falling doing it and then if you keep doing it then it's like well now you're kind of being an asshole i definitely learned about myself to the same people over and over that's when it becomes no longer a fuck boy you're just not a good person yeah then it's like stockholm syndrome yeah yeah well i again though i still don't think i think it takes a lot for someone to be like i want to hurt this person no but if you keep doing it knowing that you're hurting that person i think it's then you still are aware that you're doing it yeah i think it's more like negligent it's like negligent homicide versus like yeah

like a murder one like i planned this out and i'm fucking carrying it out. But it's like, okay, it's just very simple. Like you do it one time, you realize, okay, that hurt her. I'm not going to do it again. If you then do it again, you knew it hurt her the first time. I think you're forgetting something super important is that guys are just really fucking stupid. Like they just forget that they're hurtful and rude. I don't think it's that. No, no, no.

And they're like, no, no, I didn't mean it. I'm not standing for that. And then they're fucking rude again 15 minutes later. I will not stand for that. And they have the disrespect. Some I would agree. Some I would agree. But then there are also some people who think that they're so smart that they're getting away with it and they're not.

No, you guys are just talking about dumb dickheads. There's a difference, though, of like if you keep going back. I think it does happen repeatedly to people because I think you go back because there are some good things you like about that person. Of course. That's what I'm some good things you like about that person. And you want it to work. And you think this time it's going to be different. I'll do this differently. We've talked about it so maybe it'll be different.

And then like fuck we fell back into the same habits again. But again it wasn't like I know I can fuck this bitch because she's going to It's like again maybe it is. Maybe there are people like that. But I think there because she's going to it's like, again, maybe it is. Maybe there are people like that. But I think there are plenty of circumstances where it's like, you know, I don't I don't want to continue to have this happen, but it keeps happening. And I guess the mature thing to do would be like, this doesn't work.

Cut it off. Be done with it. But I think it is easy to slip back into situations and not with without it being like, I am trying to break this person's heart. No, no, no, no. There is definitely levels to it. And I do think it depends on if it's like a serious relationship believe this conversation is spawned from john's long balls no i haven't even heard what john said yet but i mean as but oh yeah we didn't even get to that by the way we have like 25 more minutes before we get there because it's oh my god i was about to change the subject literally To ask Kanye West as a fuckboy

Because I want to talk about that Kanye shit I was like okay yeah yeah I forgot I mean we have to talk about Cardi too but besides I think that everybody there's levels to It I think if you decide to get back into A relationship together and then it goes poorly Again that's different I think that

And girls are guilty of it too but guys Will say okay like I know that that Hurt somebody before of it too, but guys will say, okay, like I know that that hurt somebody before. She's giving me a second chance. And it's almost like taking advantage of the second chance. If someone does it the second time and then a third time and then a fourth time and the behavior hasn't changed, they just don't care about you as a person. Right.

They just simply don't give a fuck about you. They can just get away with it. They think it's acceptable to act that way. Right. And so. But you're letting it happen. It's on the girls. It's like, no, well, you're allowing this to happen. Right. And so, but you're letting it happen. So you're allowing,

right, exactly. But eventually you have to get to the point where you're just like, okay, this human being doesn't care about me as a human being. They don't respect me. Keep it moving. Yeah. So John's got long balls.

So he sits on them. Then we're talking about, so that was like part one. Okay. Part two, we get a voicemail that says, and Jared, uh,

and girls, this applies to everybody. So I'll ask the room here. What's one thing, Jared, that you wish you could erase the stigma of? Oh, that's a good question. Ooh, one thing you could erase the stigma of. Girls as well. Kelly, do you have an answer?

I don't know. That's a deep question. I don't even know if I have anything in my brain for that. My first thought, which is kind of a lame answer, but my first thought just because... It could be religion or something. No, no, no, no. It's about being a female in sports.

Just in general. I mean, just like it goes back to like the, you know, the Whitlock stuff, like all that. Like just being a female in sports. It's like you can't say or do anything without, you know. Definitely. Okay. Jared?

Do you have a professional one? A personal one? Single dads. Single dad. Single dads. Yeah, I want to erase the stigma. What exactly is the stigma of wedlock? OK, so you want to be able to knock a bitch up without being without getting married and have that?

I just want to be a single dad. Yeah. Yep. I think there's a stigma. I think the stigma. No, I think there's definitely still not for guys as much. So I think I think single moms, single moms, more of a stigma. Yeah, I think what you really want is grandparents, the stigma. No, I think there's definitely still. I guess so. Not for guys as much. So I think. Single moms. Single moms.

There's way more of a stigma. I think what you really want is. Grandparents, the church. They don't like that. Yeah. Yeah. What you want. If I had a kid, my grandparents would not be okay with like, oh, Jared's just a single

dad. You're not married. Oh, okay. Definitely. I think you also need more. No more Christmas presents. Exactly. When you.

Exactly. The stigma of. It's maybe a little specific situation. The stigma of raising a kid and only wanting to interact with him when he's playing baseball and then making it to the bigs and otherwise not having anything to do with them. And if it turns out the kid's not athletic enough, you don't have anything to do with them at all.

That stigma. That's what adoption's for. The stigma of just loving your child? Yeah. That's what that sounds like. The stigma of just, like, loving your child? Yeah, yeah, right. Jared wants to adopt a Dominican. Don't force me to, like, love my kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't put that on me.

Just because he's my kid doesn't mean I love him unconditionally. There's a scene in, uh, shit, what's the name of the movie? Denzel's in it. Fences? See that movie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he has this scene where he's like. Fences is where she's like, she's like, I've been sitting here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a really intense scene. This scene is crazy, too. And I've been sitting here with you. That's the line. I had to get that in there. The son is like, Dad, like, why don't you love me? And he's like, I don't fucking love you.

Yeah. He's like, I put a roof over your head and like food on your stomach. And that's what matters. He's a dick in that movie. I was like, God damn. I mean, I guess so. But maybe some love would be good. Do you have a stigma?

Yeah. Not having kids. That's a great one. As I approach my 30th birthday, I am thinking to myself, I just don't even want kids at all. More so than marriage? More so than marriage, yeah. Kids is a bigger one. I feel like people are caring less about if you're married or whatever age. Sure, there's still stigma, but really it's like you know and like it's just

antiquated in my opinion the stigma of being like you should be married by 30 yeah but having kids i think that's still that's still really applied i think if i had so many people are telling me like they're like freeze your fucking eggs i'm like what if i just don't even want a kid right get off my dick and also people you can say you're in a serious relationship and that completely negates the marriage conversation yeah nobody like a lot of times now back you know like 10 years ago maybe not but if you're like yeah like no i'm i'm in a relationship it's like oh okay then there's nothing wrong yeah but if you if you say you don't want children or you don't have children in your early 30s people it looks at you like you're you're like cold like you're a waste yes cold or like a waste

like it's like oh and then it makes you they guilt you with like, oh, so many people wish that they could have kids and you don't even care. And it's like, no, I don't. They want my check? Take it. I don't want this. I mean, there's a lot of, I don't know. It's like, there's a lot of people who wish they were tall and they're short.

Right. What the fuck are you going to do here? And there's also the stigma for that with females. It's like, if you are single at 30 or older, then there has to be something wrong with why you are single. It's like, maybe I just like dating. Maybe I just don't want one person.

Right, exactly. I think people say freeze. Maybe all these other people suck and I just want to take my fucking time. I think people say freeze your eggs just because there is like... Well, it's smart to freeze your eggs. It's just like, yeah,

you might change your mind. It's like, you know, I want to go get a vasectomy and people are like, you should freeze your common case. I'm like, I really don't think so, but who knows? Can you reverse it though? It's like, you know, I want to get a vasectomy and people are like, you should freeze your common case. I'm like, I really don't think so. But who knows? Can you reverse it though?

It's not as easy. It's possible. But like the procedure to get it snipped is pretty harmless and pretty easy. The procedure to get it put back together is like a full ass surgery. So they're like, you really can't just like make this decision back and forth. So go ahead and freeze that cum. Which is like, that seems easy enough. So that was the second stop along the way to what John said on the podcast.

So you guys, so you're doing, you know, real motherhood stigma. You're doing professional stigma. You're doing you're doing fatherhood as well. My answer. And he knew this right away. He answered it before I could is is ass play for men, but stuff for guys. And John. Yeah. John threw it out there before I could even answer. He's like, you're going to talk about your asshole, aren't you?

And he said, if you didn't do it, I would do it. So that's, I guess, part two of this. There's the long balls, and then there's the stigma of butt stuff for guys. All of this comes together in the end. And part of the long balls, this is an important part too. Part of the long balls we were discussing during sex.

And how you can feel the long balls. What? You can feel them slapping. You can feel them slapping. As something that you enjoy, that you just notice. Yeah. I will say this.

I will say this. Yeah. So I feel like the balls usually go up during sex. Not really. No. I mean, that can happen. That can happen. They're hitting me, right?

It's a grandfather clock. So how are you? When you close your eyes and you picture this, what are you thinking? I'm thinking like. What position? Either. Usually. Are you on your back?

Yes. Yes. That's how I thought of it. Like a missionary. So I'm thinking of my balls slapping your butt'm thinking like either. Usually. Are you on your back? Yes. That's how I thought. Like a missionary. So I'm thinking of my boss slapping your butt. Yeah. Yes. Exactly. Yes.

He was picturing it the other way around from behind where your balls are hitting your clip. OK, but no. But whose balls are long enough for that? I guess John Feidelberg. I mean, the kid who sits on his balls like five times a week. That's ridiculous. So way. Could that reach?

No way. No way. I mean, I can. I'm his balls like five times a week. That's ridiculous. No way could that reach. No way. No way. I mean, I can. I'm not saying it's happened to you. I'm not saying it's a it's a normal thing. You know, somebody personally that that has happened to John Feidelberg is talking about. Oh, he literally is like, I'm over here. Yeah.

With my balls. So at the end of the voicemail segment, all of this comes together. OK. my balls so at the end of the voicemail segment all of this comes together okay and he his his one line that was almost like you would have thought we scripted this because it came out like so quick he goes if you want to put a plug in my ass and you want your clit clapped by my balls i'm your man what whoa and i heard butt plugs when I heard forget about that. Sure, bro. It's 2020.

Yeah, that's it. Get in the game, Jared. Get your head out of your ass. That's normal. Get your head out of your ass and put a plug in it. Yeah. When he said,

get your clit clapped by my balls. Wild. I threw my headphones and I was like, we're done for the day. Was this today? This was just now?

It aired today. It's out now. When did he say that? No, he said it yesterday. So it's out now and I was like we're done for the day it aired today it's out now when did he say that no he said it yesterday so it's out now something's been happening when we record late I think it has to do with when he puts in a lip he becomes a different human

it's like he's a superhero he's like doing a normal podcast having normal conversations I think he gets a little tired he gets like a little cranky he needs a nap but. He gets a little cranky. He needs a nap. But then he gets his tobacco fix and he just starts fucking letting it fly. You know he was doing snuff

yesterday too. Yeah, so maybe it all kind of came together. He was snorting snuff at his desk yesterday. You want to put a plug in my ass and you want your dick clapped by my balls. I'm your guy. I just broke a rule of the John Feidelberg relationship.

I know I'm not supposed to tell his lady friend what he says on KFC radio. I just text his girlfriend and ask him if this is true. Okay. That'll be. Casey. That's a wild rule to break. No, I had to. I had to know.

I have to know. So pissed. However, while we're waiting for her response, because I am curious. No, I had to. I had to know. I have to know. So pissed. However, while we're waiting for her response, because I am curious. Oh my goodness. I'm not going to read her response. I'm going to direct my question actually to you, Casey. If you're having sex and you feel these balls, which does happen occasionally. Yes, it does. I don't think that I'm

always feeling it, but the minute that I realize I do, it's all I think about. It's the only thing I can think about. And I'm not into the sex anymore. I'm like, all I feel is your balls all over me. I can hear. And I'm not into the sex anymore. I'm like, all I feel is your balls. Like I just wish that your balls were not like, we're not clapping. Not into getting like that's not normal.

The ball clapping or the plugs. Yeah. I feel like Jared's still very stuck on the plugs. He has no idea. I am stuck on the plugs, but like, I feel like balls hanging during sex is abnormal. Like usually like if you're erect,

your balls like tighten up. I don't know if sex is abnormal. Like usually like if you're erect, your balls like tighten up. I don't know if it's abnormal. I would probably agree with that more often than not. I don't think it's normal. This like from behind ball clap on the clit is normal. That's fucking ridiculous. I've never once heard that in my life. I just, that sounds like, I prefer the lead.

It also means that long, by the way. I mean, how fucking far away is your clit, Kelly? It's kind of far. From that angle, it's kind of far. Right? Like, I'm trying to think, like, metrics. This is a weird conversation. So here's the thing.

I don't think that's true because John has also been using, like, the term clap a lot. So I think he was just looking for a way to bring it in there. Because you guys were talking about it. If it wasn't a, I said to him him if it wasn't such a heinous phrase I would put clap on a fucking t-shirt right now that is the funniest thing I've heard in so god damn long he was talking about

clapping Gandhi's cheeks recently he said I will lift up his little dress and make those cheeks clap we have definitely talked about fucking Gandhi quite frequently that's another thing so John has been using the word clap a lot. So I'm hoping that that's what he means. Although I do feel I'm definitely not going to read the response of this text message on air.

I have to know if that's true because I just don't believe it. I just simply don't believe it. I would like an update. I don't think he's making it up out of nowhere. You seem pretty defensive about the butt plug movement. Sure, grow up out of nowhere. You seem pretty defensive about the butt plug movement. Sure, grow up. Grow up. If you haven't dabbled in

butt plugs, you're a fucking loser. Because of the stigma, right, Jared? Because of the stigma. I just don't know if it's for me, to be honest. Have you ever tried it? No. Why have you not tried it? Because you're afraid and you're insecure about it.

Because it's too gay. Yeah. Why am I insecure? I'm saying that's the reason why you're not doing it. You haven't even tried it. You don't know if you like it or not. You might not like it, but you haven't tried it. Just go pick yourself up one.

Just be at home. See what's up. See if you like it. Give it a yes or no. And let us know what you think. That's it. That'll be the end. I don't think that's going to happen. I don us know what you think. That's it. That'll be the end. How about that, Jared?

I don't think that's going to happen. I don't know. But why? You know, I think that it will happen because now, look at his face. He's very curious. He's like, oh no. I'm not curious at all. I think Kelly on the radio show has put more pressure on him. Because if it was just me and you,

he would have already forgotten about this. He would have moved past it. But Kelly is the one that's kind of. I'm going to call it up. Now we've gone too far with this discussion because now if I do dabble, I'm going to be thinking of you guys. And then there goes my bonus. Okay, well, you're welcome. Stunning.

Look at this group right now. You also started the program trying to shoot your shot at Kelly Keegs. And I think what she's saying to you is that if you try butt plugs. You're going to get a plug up in that ass if you go out with Kelly Keegs. I'll give you a chance. Jesus Christ. Happy Tuesday, everybody. That's a lie.

I'm sorry. I'm lying. Jared, no. But actually, do though. Do try it. Maybe you're married to the game and you're just too baseball focused because you just haven't opened up, expanded your horizons here. Open up your mind and your butt.

I wouldn't do the fact that I haven't really expanded my horizons. Like, I don't have, like, a kink. Like, I don't have, like, a fetish. Sounds so boring, Jared. I mean, you know that we are actually, like, anatomically, it would be better for us than it is even for them. True. That is true.

Scientifically, it's true. You got that prostate up in there, bro. Biologically, it's actually. I'll go as far to say it's so gay to not get your prostate fucking stimulated. Why are you openly admitting that you've dabbled then, Kevin?

I am. I'm telling you I have. We're all saying you've used a butt plug. I have not used a plug, but I've dabbled in in the play. OK, got it. I think I think you've made Jared uncomfortable. I think I clearly have because I'm just there's a stigma. It's all right.

You're at the fucking heat in my apartment. I'm sure. I mean, now, listen, you're cold. Your face is very red. So you're either embarrassed or you're always red. The idea that a super hot chick during regular straight sex can be doing anything to you that makes you gay is crazy. I'm not I'm not I'm not saying that like the guys to be fair. I said weird.

I made that joke. Everyone. Yeah. Everyone that's like has their has their kinks. Everyone's got their things that they're interested in, I guess. I'm not going to kink shame and I'm not going to kink shame, and I'm not going to kink coerce. Peer pressure. Kelly is for sure kink pressuring, literally and figuratively.

I'm just going to put that pressure on you. I know you're married to the game, Jared, but I can't let you live your life just like this. Only married to the game, missing out on so many opportunities. You could have a whole drawer of butt plugs if you just love them. You have no idea. What if right now, some like rocket chick, like your number one is

like, okay, yes. Andrea Rustich. She's like a YouTube chick. They've DM'd a couple times. Oh, really? He's DM'd her. I've DM'd her. Every Saturday for like a year She liked it She hasn't responded on

Instagram But she has liked tweets So she knows that the DM's are there And then I went on one of her Instagram lives And I commented why aren't you responding To my DM's and she like I could read her lips like she read it and then she like smiled. Kelly, he just DMs

her over and over, I love you. It's a bit much. He does the same thing to Barry Bonds. He comments on all of Barry Bonds' posts and then he also comments on Andrea Russ's posts. Alright. Maybe one day it'll be, I love you too. Maybe. So what if Andrea,

and what if the only way that she's going to. She's bi. By the way, I think something Bachelor related just happened because this girl just walked in with a whole bunch of roses. Oh. She has a bag of roses. Oh, that's cool. I feel like that's going to have to be something with you girls, right? I'm down for that.

I don't know. I'm sure. Tonight is the premiere of The Bachelorette. For sure. There needs to be a Barstool version of the bachelor because i know i have been dying two years ago i'll tell you this i think it was either two or three years ago uh brett merriman texted me saying that things are floating around maybe we'll do like we're trying to think of an idea for a barstool bachelor situation like do you want to help out with

an idea and since and that was it that's all i ever heard of it yeah and i'm sure it got shot down for like reasons of, um, Wait, wait, oh wait, I'm sorry. You're saying like doing, like literally. Right. Dave wanted to do that with Hank. Yes. And I think.

But then it came up again, like more recently than that. And so it was, it seemed legit. And then again, it was gone. But, uh, I think the problem with that is like, you can't, it's a huge liability. Like they could be, these people could be psychos, you know, like you never know who they are. Cre are creepy especially if you're doing like a girl like a bachelorette thing that's right exactly yeah no you can't i think it i think also though

the first roadblock always is the guy is like i don't want to do this it's a lot to put your game on tv yes it is for if i i would be I'm like confident in myself, but if I was like you're going to see me like cozy up to a chick and be like try to be cute and then like make out with her and stuff, I would be wildly, even if I succeeded and it worked well, I would be very uncomfortable.

I mean, you have to do with so many different types of, it's true though, so many like different types of girls because like, you know, in a situation where you're not on camera, it's like you can tell if she's into it or not you don't know and everybody else is watching it too i completely agree with that i wouldn't want somebody to watch me like be hit on and we have to like turn people down or if you're shooting people down it's like you're the bitch or if it works and you're just like oh i that somebody might think that was really weird i was totally fucking into that i don't want people to see that.

I think that I very much would be, um, I don't have traditional game. Like I don't come up, I'm kind of a, like a bitch right away. Like, I'm just like, oh, I'm sort of bitchy, but I'm like busting your balls. It's like, in case you didn't know, but I like bust your balls right away. That's like kind of my, I'll do that. Yeah. Yeah. Long balls specifically.

But I'll do that. You're negging the guys. Yeah. I basically do that. But then if they, i'll do that you're negging the guys yeah i basically do that but then if they i think that that's like a good test for me personally because it's like if you can't take that or if you're gonna not give me attention then fuck you anyway like i don't want i don't want anything to do with you so i think that i would go up to the bachelor and be like what's up like this is cool sorta and then he'd be like um all right well i'm gonna go talk to another girl and i'd be like all right fuck you i don't even want to be on the show you would be horrendous In a house with 29 other

girls or whatever. I would either be so bad or so good that I would like, everybody would be, I would be running the show from it. That's what you want though. That's what I want. That's what you want. You don't want to be the winner. No, I want to run the show inside the house. You want to run the show inside the house and then become the next Bachelorette. That's what you want.

Let's say this was not TV. Let's just say, I don't't know this is happening in real life I feel like you would either like night one like convince this guy or you would leave yeah that's you would not subject yourself

I just don't have like the patience and I don't I don't like a like weeks and weeks of rejection right I think I'm gonna go or even weeks and weeks of like you're in

but I like this other girl more than you but I'll keep you around I feel like you'd be like I'll fuck you right now and I'll blow your mind and you'll marry me or I'm going to go or even weeks and weeks of like you're in. But I like this other girl more than you, but I'll keep you around. I feel like you'd be like, I'll fuck you right now and I'll blow your mind and you'll marry me or I'm out. Literally, yes. I'll go to I'll go down a list of like my best qualities. I'm really good cook. Like, you know, just start saying stuff like that. That's really the only quality I've got.

But yeah, I didn't even know that. Good for you. Thank you. Yeah, I am. Rocket, you would be good at the you'd be you said you're not good at being the bachelor or being a contestant on the bachelorette i wouldn't be good at either i'd just be like yeah do you like baseball it would be absolutely terrible i would be interested in a bachelor scenario where we somehow get like a house full of like baseball fan girls but he doesn't like fan yeah i don't know if i yeah i don't know if i'd like that either i want a girl who doesn't like baseball

but just respects the game. There's no happy medium with me. Either it's like, you like me, and I'm like, I don't believe you. I'm like, no, you don't. I don't know why you like me, or you don't like me. And I'm like, well, what the fuck? She doesn't like me, so I just lose interest. I'm just forever going to be by myself, I think.

That's very sad. What he needs, if you're going to have a Jared Batch jared bachelor house you have to have somebody who appreciates baseball a whole group of them like 25 girls whatever but doesn't isn't a fan of it you just have to sports you have to appreciate like the industry like you have to appreciate that you're gonna like baseball because you have to have even relationships it's friends too where it's, what do you mean you can't come to New Hampshire this weekend? Like, your job is to sit there and watch baseball. Yeah. You just want someone who respects your job.

Right. But also, if you're going to be picking out of 30 women, it would be nice to have somebody who at least can sit and watch baseball and not hate it. Sure. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if this is someone that you're going to marry, you don't want her to be like, oh, fuck, we have another baseball on game on today. Like, well, there's 162.

Any sports like sports fans that are guys that I know always want to marry a girl that ends up being like sort of a fan, but will still like wear a jersey and like put out snacks for his friends. Like, I don't want you to like openly hate when it's game day, but I don't want you to be like get ants about game day, but then like actually sit in the kitchen drinking wine with the wives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like that's the vibe I'm getting from you, Jared, of the things that are going to happen. Wait, hang on, hang on.

That ship has sailed a long time ago. We'll do one call before we go to break. This is Sean. He's closed-minded as well, but he's got your back. What's up, Sean? I am not closed-minded, but thank you for taking the call. I'm going to back Jared a little bit because, you know, who doesn't like a little bit of butt play?

But why do you have to go to the butt plug? What's next? Oh, no, you don't. Got to take a dildo in the ass too? No, no, no. Jared said he doesn't know any. I don't want to suck a dick. What's his name?

Sean. Jared doesn't. We were talking about just butt play in general. Jared doesn't know anything about butt play. I mean – Sean got real quiet. Yeah, Sean got real quiet. Where you at, Sean?

Come on. You started the call saying that you're okay with a little bit. You want to go a little bit? Then you want to go to a plug? You want to go to, what did you say, a machine-powered dildo? Sure. Yeah, nobody needs – just because I don't want to go that far doesn't mean I'm closed-minded. Yeah, but why not? I mean, it kind of does. It doesn't mean I'm closed-minded. Yeah, but why not?

I mean, it kind of does. It doesn't mean I'm closed-minded. But sucking a dick's different. You don't get any pleasure out of that. I mean, maybe you do, but there's no physical pleasure. Well, I don't know. Do the girls get pleasure out of sucking dick? I don't think so.

Some do. I don't believe them when they say that, but some do. I don't think they really do. I mean, no, you're not getting like, it's not like it's stimulating something in your body. You might enjoy the act, but there's no like, you know know it's not like you have a clit in your throat or something right exactly there's but i mean inherently it does kind of mean you're closed-minded just vomit like i think as long if you're not doing everything there is to do on some level you're closing your mind off doesn't necessarily mean that you're super technical yeah i guess sean you know just

like i said to jared just go to the store get a couple throw them in your nightstand and like see what's up and get back to us you know what i mean like smoke said to Jared, just go to the store, get a couple, throw them in your nightstand, and, like, see what's up and get back to us. You know what I mean? Like, smoke a little weed. Like, it's cool. It's cool. Let's hit a break. When we come back, Kanye West. Fuck boy?

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Turn up the lights in here, baby You know what I need Want you to see everything Want you to see We're back. I think that was the last Kanye song I really, really, really liked. I agree with you.

Also, I don't think I need to lay down anymore. That hyped me up. Yeah? Oh, yeah. I feel like I know. I'm like, okay, maybe I'll just go the other way. Zah has a superpower

that no matter what mood you're in, he will find the song that will get you out of it. I love it. And it's not even just hype songs. Sometimes you just need, you know, you're a little sad upon a happy song.

Yeah, just something good. Sometimes you're too happy, you need to calm down, he'll bring it down a little bit. Kelly's gonna be just fucking, like, raging by the time The Bachelorette kicks off. I'm going to be drunk by that time. I don't know if you guys saw.

We put out, and this is self-promotion, we put out a drinking game. And the drinking game is crazy. I'm sorry, Jared. What? This song makes you sad? Yeah. Are you crying in the middle of it? Was it like the Red Sox lose and the song is playing or something like that?

No, it was Dustin Padrea's walk-up song. Ah, see, I knew it. It had to be some baseball related there. Go back to your drinking game, Kelly. Anyway, it's just a drinking game, that's all. And it's a long drinking game. Give me something like when somebody says this, you drink that.

Yeah, I mean, it's got to be absurd. Crazy season ever. Yeah, it's like drink when someone says it for the right reasons. Drink for three seconds when one guy snitches on another guy. Drink any time somebody's crying. Mix in a water when someone

asks to steal Claire away. Finish your drink if they mention Juan Pablo. Finish your whole drink if they end up in a hot tub. There's that clip of Claire being like, I'm the oldest bachelorette. I'm a 39-year-old bachelorette because I don't want guys like this. I'm not settling for a friend

like that. I can't wait until they get the second girl., I'm not settling for a man like that. And it's like, you're terrible. I can't wait till they get the second. She is the, she is the old bachelorette crusader. She, but she's going to be replaced.

Right. We know that we don't actually know that. It may or may not happen. It is most likely that'll happen. They asked Chris Harrison straight up and he like, wouldn't really give a straight answer. So I have a feeling. Yes.

Also the woman that they allegedly replaced her with Tasia is like, down quarantined and they recast half of claire's people yeah and like brought in a new batch is that girl has she been active on social media wouldn't that be the easiest way to tell she wasn't she wasn't for a while but i think she posted something the other day tron said he saw her post like a single story because if she you know if she's not on the bachelorette she would be posting she's definitely going to be on it in some capacity, whether it's to be like on a, you know, on a group date or giving some sort of advice or helping her out,

blah, blah, blah. I think it's just fully a takeover, but we don't know. That'd be cool. We think, we don't think we'll find out tonight. We think probably by next week, Claire will be out.

Oh, it'd be that quick. We think so. Oh, I thought it was like, you'd made like half a season or something like that. No, cause she,

didn't she fall in love with this guy? With the guy Dale right away. During quarantine. Yes. I could see the producer just being like, are you fucking kidding me? No, because she, didn't she fall in love with this guy? With the guy Dale, right away. During quarantine. Yes. I could see the producer just being like, are you fucking kidding me? Literally, yes.

You're not actually supposed to fall in love. Well, the clip is like, you've blown up The Bachelorette for my boy Chris. It's like, you're supposed to

just fuck these guys or like tease these guys and they're supposed to fight each other. How was she supposed to know the virus was going to happen? That's true.

She got dealt a shit hand to be honest with you. They connected over quarantine. She's tried to be the Bachelorette so many times. Again, she's been on the Bachelor with Juan Pablo, the worst Bachelor of all time, but also the best season ever. And then she was on Bachelor in Paradise like four fucking times.

Juan Pablo couldn't speak English, right? No, he couldn't speak English. He could barely speak English, and he would blame you know what, though? He could speak English. When he would do it, it would be broken a little bit, but he would lean on that what though he could speak english he just when he would do it it would be like broken a little bit but he would lean on that anytime he's being a dick so he'd be like oh it's okay it's okay but that's the egero and the cesspit is like oh i don't speak english i need an interpreter like yeah exactly that exactly that he was the greatest juan pablo oh my god

the best villain so that'll be what like at 11 o'clock 10 o'clock the um the after show starts at like 10 05 ish right so it's eight to ten and then you guys have to all right tune in So that'll be what, like at 11 o'clock, 10 o'clock. The, um, the after show starts at like 10 Oh five ish. So it's eight to 10 and then you guys have to tune in and that'll be like live streams on, on Twitter and all platforms. Uh, okay. Let's get back to the calls real quick.

Shannon talking stigmas. What's up, Shannon? Hey, it's a Shannon from Baltimore. Um, my stigma that I'm really trying to get rid of is plutonic friendships. Unfortunately,

I'm very good at them, but, uh, you know, it is what it is. The stigma meaning that, like, nobody believes that they are real? Yeah. That's possible. Go off, girl. Yes.

Yeah, I mean, listen, that's not going away because it's just a fact. It's not a stigma. It is not always a fact. It's pretty much always a fact. Thank you. Yeah. But as we're saying that, I'm literally in a group chat with six of my closest guy friends from college about the 6-12-18-24 challenge.

Uh-huh. Get it. And we've been talking about jerking off for the past hour. And it's just gone off the fucking rails. Sounds stimulating. Well, that is a conversation that, you know, you can't. The whole thing is going off the rails right a fucking way. Right away you're talking about things that are not on the rails.

So good luck with that. Girls can't really. You got to come up with your own version of that. I feel like, honestly, it'd be like too easy. Yeah, I know. There needs to be something that replaces, you know, to drag it off. Greg from Cincinnati, what do you got on the Bachelor drinking game? So a couple,

me and my friends when we were sophomores in college, a bunch of guys just looking for a reason to drink. We watched Bachelor in Paradise and did a drinking game to that. I didn't look at your rules, Kelly, but a couple of them that I think you could add to there if you really want to get drunk, we did every single time

there was a solo interview you had to drink oh wow every two every two damn minutes literally every time every time it cuts to the host you got a drink and then obviously coming to and back from commercial breaks you got a drink with the hound during those are those are good ones we have uh a few i think like five or six that are going to be every week but then we also have like three or four that we're going to change each week. So for this week, they're already set. But next week, I might steal some of those for next week.

At that point, you're just drinking the entire time. Yeah, that's just like, I think that is when they like cut scenes, when they change the scenery of the house. Commercial breaks. You would black out alone. Would you want this stigma erased or do you like the stigma? Guys watching The Bachelor and Bachelorette. Would you want it erased so that everybody watches it? or do you like the stigma? Guys watching The Bachelor and Bachelorette.

Would you want it erased so that everybody watches it or do you like it being a thing for girls and the trunks of the world? Yeah, because I like the guys who are really into it being like, yeah, we're fucking into it. Get into it. And I like to make fun of the guys who just feel like they're too insecure or like it's too lame.

And I feel like if guys got into it, they'd kind of like take it over in a way. It feels like my own little cult. It's like your own sport. It's your sport. And if guys got into it, they'd kind of like take it over. It feels like my own like little. Yeah, it's like your own sports. It's your sport. And if guys got into it and applied all of guys sports shit to The Bachelor, it would it would take it away from me. I think Trent thrives in it because he's just straight up like, I don't care about sports.

I want to watch The Bachelor. Oh, my God. Watching you guys like go to war with LeBron was I really would have loved to see what happens. I'm sorry. I said would have loved to see what happens. I'm sorry. I said it, and I know you saw it. I wanted... Well, if LeBron forced Game 7, if the Heat won,

and they would have pushed the Bachelorette another week, it's on tonight. Because they're smarter than Major League Baseball. So Kelly and them were like, if fucking LeBron doesn't fucking win this game, I'm going to fucking murder him. I was the world's biggest Lakers fan. And yes, I did see you tell me

that you wish that they lost just to see what happened. I don't want to unlock that part of my brain. I have been wound up for so fucking long, Casey. I can't have that even come in my mind. And the fact that it did, all Sunday I was pacing around. I made butternut squash soup.

I went to go buy ingredients and made soup to pass the time because I went to go buy ingredients and bought and made soup. It is to pass the time because I was too nervous. It's hateful to me because if that would have been like football and somebody wished that upon me, I would have been very upset. So I like to apologize to you because I accept your apology. Although I do see where you're coming from. It would have been so funny. Watching everybody who doesn't give a flying fuck about basketball just hate LeBron because they.

I mean, there was there was a renewed. So like the ratings were so down and I feel like they might have gone up at least a little tick because there was a bachelor nation tuning in. What was funny was that it was a massacre right away. So it was just like, OK, which thank God. I called like a few people during the day to ask like their thoughts on the game. I was like, I obviously called my dad first. I was like, Dad, I got fucking beef with LeBron James. And he was like, oh, for real?

Like, what did LeBron James do to you? And I was like, well, he's single-handedly ruining my week. But what are the chances? And he was like, it's funny for you, too. It's like the debut of your show. Literally, you've been waiting years for this. It's such a big deal for me. Nope, another week.

Kelly would have been in here. So many weeks planning this. In Miami heat gear. I mean, think about that. Like Kelly and Trent and Rio would have been coming in here just full-blown Jimmy Butler jerseys. No, I just, oh my God. That would have been a fucking nightmare. There's just no way.

I said if they had lost, I would have gone out to the Models near my apartment, bought a LeBron jersey. A LeBron jersey. A LeBron jersey and set it on fire. Just set it on fire in my street. I don't give a fuck. You're talking about anarchy in New York. It's me. It's me burning LeBron James's Jersey in my fucking street.

You see how we needed this to happen. I know. I know. It's all right. I'll get riled up for sure. It's about something else later on. Have you seen the guy on the heat, Tyler Hero?

He's dating the Instagram model. Do you like him? I don't know. No, I don't like Tyler Hero. Cause he almost cost me my shit. Thankfully he's a loser. Forget about that. If you just saw because he almost cost me my shit. Thankfully, he's a loser. Forget about that.

If you just saw him. He's kind of cute. Yeah, I think so. He's cute. He's got like the. He's tall, so automatic. Tall. Yeah, automatic.

But he is actually kind of cute. Yeah. He's got he's got a swagger to him. So when you hear him like talking. There's another guy. There's another guy that I think is hot. Casey, I feel like you were there. Hank was giving me shit for it.

I think at Ria's house, basketball was on. And I was like, oh, that guy's so hot. I want to say maybe Gordon Hayward. I think it might have been Gordon Hayward. And I was like, oh, I love him. He's so hot. And Hank was like, no way you even know who that is. And I was like, I know exactly who he is because I think he's hot. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it was Gordon Hayward. Now, out of all the

sports, I would imagine baseball players are considered the hottest for you. I would say so, yeah. Did you see this guy's pants last night? No, show me. Walker Bueller's pants were so unbelievably tight. Even by baseball pants, which are tight pants to begin with,

those pants, Jared. He's wearing leggings. Those are white leggings. Those are like yoga pants. Yeah, for real. What is that about? I don't hate that. He was making a statement. That was, I mean, he's a Barstool fan. Like, we need to get the

scoop. Like, he went out there being like, I'm going to show off my long balls and my ass and my tight pants. I mean, I don't know. Those uniforms are given to them now.

Did that, like, shrink in the wash? Is he always wearing pants like that? If he didn't want to wear those pants, you know, he could have got a different pair of pants.

That's true. He did that. For sure. He wanted that. And then, so he ended up like not pitching great. They wear those pants, he could have got a different pair of pants. That's true. He did that. For sure. He wanted that. And then so he ended up not pitching great. They lose. No, he did. I mean, five walks over five innings.

They only gave him one run. They gave him one run. Yeah, they didn't get the job done. They didn't win. He's upset about it. And the beat reporters were like, so your pants were trending on Twitter last night. And he was like, I don't want to talk about it. And then they asked the opposing pitcher, what do you think of his pants? It was honestly like it was like i don't i don't want to talk about it and then they asked the opposing pitcher what do you think of his pants it was honestly like it was like if i'm the opposing

pitcher and i'm being asked about my opponents my opponent pitcher's pants i'm gonna be like you were this is so disrespectful yeah well he was like i don't give a fuck he's like i won i don't care the the dude who didn't win was like well that's what the one guy said he was like is this a cali thing like and and i gotta be honest j one guy said. He was like, is this a Cali thing? Like, and I got to be honest, Jared, I know you were saying like, come on, read the room. You got to have a feel for it. I think I think this is what baseball needs. If something's trending on Twitter and social media, you ask, they're actually interested in it.

You can ask that question if the Dodgers win. You can't ask that question if the Dodgers lose. It's a bad look for Walker Bueller to answer the question. I disagree. If you're going to wear, listen, you're going to make a statement like that and do something a little quirky and cocky for whatever reason. And then you don't win. That's part of the game. I mean, you can ask the question if you want, but you can't be surprised when he doesn't want to play along. Agreed. And then I'm totally fine with the way he answered it for Walker Bueller. If if like he was yucking it up and laughing after the Dodgers lose game one.

He can't do that. You can ask the question if you want, but be prepared for the scrutiny of everyone being like, you're a fucking idiot for asking. No, okay. I'm fine with Walker Bueller's response. I think you guys are being assholes for saying, how the fuck do you answer that? How do you ask that? The dude went out there. You have to know that that's coming.

Fine. But you can't say he shouldn't ask the question. No, no, no. I didn't say you shouldn't ask the question. I'm saying you can't be surprised when that's the reaction. Be prepared for that question. That I'm totally on board with. But anybody who's like, you know, that's not professional or whatever,

it's like he did something unusual with his uniform to the point that the internet, like it was trending. It took over. I'm going to ask you about that. And if he had one, I'm sure you would have been like, yeah, like,

I don't know. I wanted to fucking show off the goods or whatever his reasoning is. Yeah. But I think he gave a, like his answer was respectful. He was just like, not just for that question. Right.

Like, I feel like that means that there will be a time training. Like me and Dallas go down there. We can be like, Hey, what's the deal? What was the deal with the pants in game one? Yes. Like you got to give it time to breathe. Wouldn't you also say

then like, what do you wouldn't you also couldn't you apply the logic of like, why are you then wearing these? Why did you pick the NLCS to wear unusually tight pants? I yeah, I mean, you can ask that question like it's not an it's not something that you can never ask, but you can't ask after a loss immediately after the loss. Like if the Dodgers win the nlcs you can be like hey uh you're getting the ball in game two the world series well i don't like that bring it back those tight pants i'm totally okay with him however you want like you have to know when like you're going to get the answer that you're in search of i guess you know what this makes me think Like, if Pharrell didn't win a bunch of Oscars, would he still, like, would he have kept wearing that dumbass hat?

Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that kind of shit. Yeah, it's like, when you do something cocky and unorthodox... Like, would you still be talking about that? Or would you be talking about it and like, wow, Pharrell's an asshole. He wore that fucking hat. It'd be the opposite. It's like Feidelberg. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, Pharrell without the Grammys and Oscars is Feidelberg. Yeah, exactly. He's a weird guy wearing

dumb hats. Exactly. Long balls. Allegedly. Allegedly. I mean, no, I think at this point we know it's, it's not allegedly,

it's just a fact. John has long. Can we, uh, we've been talking about John for too long. Can we, um, talk about Kanye West fucking finally?

Cause that video, man, that video, he put out like a, a political video. Cause you know, he's running for president and he's, he's available as a writer. He wasn't anymore. No, he's available as a political video because, you know, he's running for president and he's available as a right. I thought he wasn't anymore.

No, he's available as a right in. And he's also available, I think, in like half the states. He's going to really he's on a friend of mine. Screenshot of me, her like ballot the other day. Some states. Yes. Under he's it's under like his full name, like it's like first, middle and last name. I was screenshot of it.

I don't even know. It was it was like Kanye. Something was. It's a federal crime, by the way. Yeah. Federal crime. Can't can't. You know, screenshotted it. I don't even know. It was weird. It was like Kanye something West. That's a federal crime, by the way. Yeah, federal crime. Can't, can't, can't. It was a Snapchat. I didn't screenshot it, though. Don't worry. So I didn't. You're not committed. You're not an accomplice. But

this video is like, I will, I mean, there's a flag waving in the background. He's like, I will restore like the American family. We will put, we will put prayer into our families. We will fix the culture. I mean, it's like, and it's just dead ass serious.

At the end, he's like, I'm Kanye West and I approve this message. It's just like an actual political campaign commercial. And I can't, I was going to do my video on him today because it was like such a, everybody clamored to watch it.

And I was like, I'm out of Kanye takes. I can't do it anymore. Just shut the fuck up, dude. A hundred percent agree with you. But the most important part about this that we're not even mentioning. Yes, the political thing, whatever. That's a joke.

The president. Kanye is also in the middle of like being involved in low key sort of maybe creating a cult in Atlanta. Tillith. That is. Yes. Yes. That's what I need to tell you. That was our Kelly's thing.

No, no, no, no. No, he's just he has a Chicago. Never mind. That's a prison. Chicago. It was both. It was both. no, no. No, he's just, he has a compound. Oh, that's Chicago. Never mind. That's a prison. Was it in Chicago or Atlanta? It was both. It was both, Jay. Oh, both.

Yeah. And I think also like One More City. But okay, so I followed this like blinds account that I'm always talking about. And apparently it says this, is Kim and Kanye have been living in a new urbanist tech community outside of Atlanta that was built and founded by the CEO of Chick-fil-A.

This is where he staged the whole walking on water thing with Joel Osteen. Seems they've been there for a while. So I looked it up and it was actually a Fast Company article about this new developmental like city they're creating right outside the city of Atlanta because it's all these people who like are filming. It says like shoot here, live here, act here, build here. There's like a picture of they have like their own symbol.

But I took a couple of quotes in the article, this one being my favorite. I know a lot of industries work this way, but it's particular to the film industry that we like to make stuff together. We like to hang out together.

We like to drink together. We like to raise our families together. It just wouldn't exist without the town. This is not Kanye. This is somebody else, but it's fucking crazy. You know who's going to move here?

It's a pedestrian-oriented, mixed-use village with a commercial town center more than have a... How much do you love everything she's saying right now? You would be the queen of this shit. I just was wondering if there was any mention if Carl Lentz is going to be buying into this. He's too busy running his own cult up here.

He can't be running a cult down in Atlanta. Well, then why would I leave? I'm here. Because this one sounds pretty fucking cool. It sounds wild, but it's clearly like a Hollywood part three, part two disguise, but it's clearly like a Hollywood part three, part two disguise, but I think it's a cult. This sounds like a Scientology type thing. Yes, it does. And raising your

families together sounds like you're going to be like fucking each other and living under one roof. It sounds like fucking... Who's the... Waco, David Koresh. Charles Manson. Very Jonestown-ish. I was thinking straight up David Koresh. It's called Tillith.

It's like a... Trillith. And if you go to the website, they have this symbol. It's like this wavy 3D... Let me see the symbol. And it just spins around. I'm going to be honest, it sounds a little creepy. I mean, they say there's movie sets,

but I'm like, there's something more going on here. It's Pinewood Atlanta rebrands as Trillith. That's kind of cool. Like, yeah, our old name, we're out. We're now Trillith. It's crazy. All right. Good stuff. Chicago's up next. Thanks to Kelly. Make sure you guys watch The Bachelor. What's it called? Cut the Stems? Cutting Stems. Cutting Stems, the after show.

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