KFC Radio - Best of CCK: Legos & Love

Episode Date: November 9, 2020

Is romance in the air for The Rocket? The only thing going right for KFC is Steve Cohen. The Lego Kid calls in. How to get in shape without working out.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba. I know you like that. I know you like that. Welcome, welcome, welcome back. On a motherfucking Friday, Jared. It's me and the Rocket on a dog day.

Give me up on Skype. I want to see that fucking pretty face of yours. Zah's running. Well, no, Zah ran right past. I'm on, like, the Skype channel, but I don't see the Jared. I'm not on call yet. Oh, that's why okay all right so these goddamn slackers i say that very jokingly because i got in the studio today at 159 57 za

literally came running out of uh from his side and i was running from my desk didn't realize what time it was so i mean i'm out of breath though but we'll get you up in a minute man because i gotta see i gotta see oh yeah i'm i'm i actually realize this um i'm really out of shape for the first time in my life truly scared myself there you are babe i don't i'm here um i have never been in shape well no when i was like 18 i was in shape that was the last time i was in shape what'd you play in high school for your basketball player basketball yeah i played baseball until until high school like middle school ball then uh then i just played basketball uh and then like first year like freshman year of college i did like intramural basketball intramural softball like you know fucking around uh but that's when then i that's when i ripped

out my shoulder and fucked up my back and it was all downhill from there and so i've always been since then i've been out of shape but if i ever really needed to uh like if i just wanted to start working out again i was never like i couldn't just be like all right let me get back on the on the bench and put up 225 i always had to lift like you know very low weight and like could you bench 225 at one point? No, no, that's that's a joke. It's like, yeah, no, I was never I was never in that realm to begin with. But anyway, my point being that, like, as I'm playing around my kids and doing shit

like so Shay is doing all these gymnastics things fucking around, you know, and I was doing, you know, have you ever done like a bridge where, you know, you go backwards? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I can't do it, but I know what you're talking about. Right. So like I used to be able to do that. And like, so just last night I did this. I like did it.

And I like my arms were like wobbling and my body couldn't do it anymore. It was the first time that I was like, oh, I actually have to try to get back in the gym just for sheer functioning. Yes. try to get back in the gym just for sheer functioning yes like i'm never i never was but i'm never going to be uh you know the cory g's of the world but i was like oh man at this rate i'm gonna be like the guy who can't like do even anything and and the list of things i want to do is very small small and short anyway but you know it was the first time that i was like oh fuck and i'm lucky that I haven't gotten fat yet. I've always been skinny fat.

But I do remember talking to Jerry Ferrara, who's a couple years older than me. He's probably – I'm turning 36. He's probably turning maybe almost 40 now. And I remember him saying at my age was when he was like – he he went from you know he was turtle he was chunky to like he's in very good shape now he plays like you know basketball like on a real team and he's in the gym like grinding and he said around this age was when he was like if i don't do it now it's gonna be like i'm going past the point of no return uh so i think i gotta I know I have to do it I just can't

I just it's just a matter of getting past that first week but I've done that several times to me it's not that I need to get past the you feel like what you're doing is you're taking a victory lap

after doing the first week after doing the first week. Like after doing the first week, like your body feels like you got hit by a car. And then it's like if you continue to work out, then that's when it starts to feel good. And then you get into a routine. But I just did the first week was this week and I hadn't worked out in months. And this is probably the first time in my life where like i don't look old i don't normally feel old but like my body definitely doesn't recover how it used to when it's like that first week like i've done the first week back dozens of times but like this was probably the first time

i was like dude i can't even like lift my shoulders up over my head right now yeah yeah yeah that that's tough to me and i am the king of i i wish we always do these things on cc on ati like go if you could go back in time and tell yourself one piece of advice or whatever like i i think the main message i would convey to my old self and uh if i could tell the youth of america this today is when you think you don't have enough time. When you're like 25. I promise you, you have all the fucking time in the world.

And if you're going to go down the traditional route, if you're going to get married there, what's that? It's it's not about having the time you can have the time but what you need is the energy like they're like during the baseball season 60 game season it's like was there a two hour three hour window where i probably could have worked out yeah but i was fucking exhausted like you think i'm gonna go pick up heavy shit right now no i just want to know i hear down. No, I hear that. That's all I want to do. And I think that's equally as important, too. Like, there are times when Barstool really starts to stack up on me and I'm, like, overwhelmed.

I actually think making, you know, the one or two hour period at night when I have off, that's just, like, my recoup. Like, that's just where I got to recover, you know? And I think that's almost equally as important. It's just, like, I'm going to do nothing. I'm not even going to watch like a show. I might just like fucking lay there. I might just listen to music. I might just totally zone out because I think that kind of in a way is equally as important.

But my point is being, if you're going to, if you're going to go the traditional route of when you, you know, when you hit late twenties, early thirties, mid thirties, you're going to get married, you're going to start a family, you're going to do the kid thing, all that shit, you are going to laugh at the thought of I didn't have time. I meant being tired. Yeah, I mean, those are two things. Oh, I'm so shot. And it's like, and I hate to be that guy who's like, you don't know how hard it is and you don't have kids,

so you don't know. But I am just giving you fair warning and more of like, you know, here's something for your perspective. I promise you, you got all the time in the world and all the energy in the world compared to what's going to happen when you're going to be mid to late 30s. Again, if you go the traditional route, like, you know, you're kind of doing it. But like my guy, Trent, is always like, I really think I'm just going to stay this way because I like my time. I like my schedule. I like my life. I like be able to do what I want to do. And so, you know, he'll probably be fine. I kind of, you know, went with the I got suckered into the regular way. And now I'm like, oh, fuck. Now I actually don't have time. And you know what? I bet when I'm 45, I'm going to say the same thing, being like, you thought you didn't have time when you were 35 i hope it does come back around people a lot of the

older dads you can grow up when you have more time yeah once they're a little more self-sufficient it actually you actually do end up having more time but the the cruel joke of life at least the way we do it here in america is like by the time you are financially set and family-wise set your kids are set and you can go do the traveling and whatever you want to do you're like 60 and you know it's like yeah okay that's cool you have your your second or third act and you do your retirement thing but it's also like when you were young and fucking hopefully hot and hopefully fun you couldn't do anything you all the stuff you wanted to do you know what i mean it's like we do it kind of backwards here um that's why i i hate when youth is wasted on the young kevin yeah i guess that's the old adage you really when you start to live it and you start

to realize it you understand how poignant that really is but that's what makes me mad when when americans get a bad rap like yes we're obese and disgusting generally speaking stereotypically speaking we're fat yes we're probably pretty obnoxious uh but when we get tagged as lazy i'm like yo you motherfuckers overseas have like 12 weeks of vacation and you take a nap every day for like three hours. Three day work weeks and shit. Yeah. So like in Greece, go to Greece and ask them about their work schedules. Yeah. Go to go to Spain during the siesta when it's like you're not even allowed outside because everyone has to.

It's like a mandated nap. Now, I think they're the way they do it is actually you know smarter and better and obviously funner and healthier but yeah listen when when i when when we have time off in america we spend it on the couch stuffing our face with mcdonald's watching netflix because a lot of us are working like fucking 12 hour 14 hour days and like five six sometimes crazy people, seven days a week. So, you know, let's chill with the lazy, the lazy tag.

You can call us obnoxious. You can call us, you know, maybe our priorities are fucked. There's a lot of things you can say about us. I just don't think lazy is the right tag. So we work a shit. Definitely not lazy. Definitely don't have our priorities in order. That's fine.

Yeah. If you want to tell me our work life balance is jacked and that we'd be happier and healthier and wouldn't have to be, you know, the way we are if we did take a nap or did take more vacation, I'm all for it. But, you know, at the same time, I don't know, people making money and on their grind, and I don't think that's, you know,

anything to fucking knock, you know? Yeah, but I mean, it's also different when you love what you do like i feel like you want to do more if you love what you're doing and uh yeah but so few people are like that to do that yeah we're very people that definitely don't have that opportunity um but that's how i justify it at least it's like you know i'd probably be doing this anyway yeah i i do think that sometimes too where i'm like i i even when i uh you know i start a new series here and if we can't get it monetized and we can't we're not getting ads on it you know it frustrates me because i'm like hey man i don't want to do this shit for free like i'm

trying to make money for the company and myself here but then at the end of the day like i do i do it for free you know it's like i'm on season four of the goddamn Jets. I tell sales every time. I'm like, yo, you're going to get a video every Sunday. And it's going to get like, you know, probably like 100,000 views. Nothing crazy, but like certainly sellable, certainly monetizable. And it just hasn't been. And I keep telling myself, like, you know what?

I should just fucking stop. I'm just not going to do it. And you know what I'm going to do every fucking Sunday? The goddamn Jets. Yeah. Every time. I mean, that's what happened with Morning Wood. fucking stop i'm just not gonna do it and you know what i'm gonna do every fucking sunday the goddamn yeah every time i mean that's like that's what happened with morning wood it's like we had a sponsor for the first 10 episodes and then there was no sponsor for the rest of the season and that was the reason that like my life was thrown out of whack it was because you know you wait for all the games to be over and then i record the videos at like two o'clock in the morning. Like I could watch the rest of the fucking West Coast games in bed

and be tweeting clips from bed and then go to sleep or whatever. Like if you have a girlfriend, it's like, do you think that she's going to want to like go to bed and wait for you to come to bed at two o'clock? Like, no, right. Like I'm doing that in the hopes of it gets sold and it can make money for the company. Or like you do it this year because it's the first year.

And then next year it's like, well, look at, look at the body of work from 2020. Do you want to buy it for 2021? So like you still do it. Um, but like,

those are definitely sacrifices for sure. And, and I, I feel like, uh, like at the end of the day, I am, I think I kind of learned,

I am in it for like the love of the game, not the, not the love of the game, but there is like an ego involved and there is an ambition involved where it's like, even if this isn't sold, or even my ad reads. I always try to make my ad reads funny as shit and really integrate them and weave them in. And it's like, I'm not getting paid off those ads. It's not like the other podcasters of the world where it's like, if I do a really good ad read,

my rates go up and that money goes right in my pocket i am just doing it because i want the product to be as good as possible and i do you know the goddamn jets every week because the fans got used to it and i don't want to like pull the plug on it and i don't want to pull the plug on anything to make it seem like i failed or it wasn't good and i think that's kind of the difference and i always say that with like when i did it for with for sure not and when we did it in the early days it was like yeah we were trying i mean i was speaking for myself you know dave has always been like very money driven obviously he wants like he wants that bag and of course so do i but really at the end of the day we were doing it like on the grind that

we were because it was just like i want to have it first and i wanted to be funniest and i wanted to be the best and like i'm still doing that i think that kind of is what separates like the the successful ones yeah we're cut from a stupid fucking cloth sometimes yeah there's there's uh like now that we're in the the post new york era of barstool sports like there's a lot of hires where it's like you come in and you make content for barstool and like that's really like the first content that you've ever made and And in the early days there were, there were guys that is like, you did it on your own for years and years and you weren't making money.

And if you were, it was like beer money. So like, you're used to just doing it. Like, this is what I want to do. So I'm going to do it. And I feel like that's just a totally different mindset that just,

I don't know. I don't want to say. Some people have it. Yeah. But some people have it. Some people don't. Cause I don't want to say it's a lot. Some people have it. Yeah, but some people have it, some people don't. Because you know what it is? There is the option to come in and kind of be like, you tell me what to do.

And probably somebody eventually will, and hopefully you fall into something and it works. That was just not even an option in the past. The people who don't use that, who don't go down that path, the people who just say, I'm going to go do it. I have my own ideas and whatever. They're going to probably be more successful. But that used to be the only option. Now there's this second option of like, all right, I got hired. I get like 50,000 followers just from the announcement that I work here, which for a lot of people is enough and they're happy. And you can hopefully skate by for a little while if you're so inclined. That just was not even a possibility when it first started.

It was like you'll just be out. So, yeah, I mean, and I'm sure you can take that and apply it to all sorts of different industries and different jobs, but now we are at a point in life where we have people making Legos after us. Have you seen that, Jared? Yeah. I have. I know one. Actually, someone made a Lego of me and Andrea.

Oh, really? Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Is it this guy? I mean, we have Azaria on the line. I'm assuming it's the same person who does all the Legos. So, Azaria, you made one for the boy Jared and his new love.

Yeah, I did. Wow. Yeah. I mean, obviously you made a mock-up. Like, it takes a little while to make the physical figures, right? But we have, like – They're actually digital. Digital, right.

Okay. So what is – did you tweet it, Jared? I got to see this. Yeah, I tweeted it the day it came. Probably yesterday or the day before. Beautiful. So already, like, as if Andrea Rustin, who's Jared's lifelong celebrity crush, who now is actually dabbling in the world of Rocket,

as if she needed any more incentive. She's got this guy who's, feet tall and handsome and a funny guy with a great platform and a great and successful career. And if you need it anymore, you also got yourself your own personalized Lego. So what more does a gal need? Azaria, though, you have been great making these barstool Legos for everybody. I feel like people have gotten a real big kick out of it. I think ordinarily in the past, I'm not seeing it. What's wrong with me?

Where is it? I think ordinarily in the past, we would get hit with the no free ads tag. But this seems just to be a good, fun one that people are enjoying. Either that or the powers that be haven't caught on. Deke, don't put this out there. I think people like having the Legos made up with them. Do you think there's a chance, Azaria, that this gets officially put out there as like you can buy barstool Legos? I submitted it to Lego rise an idea uh they rejected it because of the uh ip because it includes

alcohol and uh stuff they don't allow well okay let's say let's say we removed that would it would and when you say got rejected because the ip that means you know they're not allowed to sell it can't have like another company's logo and all of our shit on there, right? So you would need to approve it of some sorts? Yeah, pretty much. I have a feeling and a lot of other people on the Barstool subreddit feel that it's more political than like actual problems with like alcohol and stuff. Okay. I'm hoping I can get a custom set out there i'm trying to work with your licensing team on that yeah well uh i was gonna say have you made contact

with like the business side of things and uh yeah and like are they is this a possible partnership yeah i i hope it is it's moving a little slow, but I think I can get it done. How old are you? 15. Holy shit. Yeah. I mean, I ask because I can kind of hear it in your voice. But so wait a minute.

Okay, now we got to talk. Now this got real interesting. You are working for Lego. You are just a fan, a collector, and you can make your own things and submit it. Like how, what is going on here? How does this work? So there's a platform called Lego Ideas

where fans over 13 can submit their ideas and if they get enough supporters, they can possibly be made into a Lego set. There's been Seinfeld, Sesame Street, things like that. So I decided to make one of Barstool. Created by, wait, wait, wait, wait. Seinfeld, Sesame Street, all that stuff created by a fan through this, through this My Lego, whatever you just said, portal thingy.

Yeah, pretty much. I think if those worked, and that means like i don't know they got in contact with jerry seinfeld they got in contact with the sesame street of the world and and those guys approved it um like that that's how those went down yeah so i don't see why why not you know as long as i'm sure barststool and Erica and whoever else is talking about this wants to get some some a cut of all this. But, you know. I think that would be pretty cool. I think that there would be some fans out there who would love to buy like.

So would we be able to buy a set that's like you buy? You could buy me, Dave and Dan on like a rundown set and then you could build you know it comes with the box with like the instructions or whatever to lay out uh you know you could build like your whole barstool office type set that sort of thing yeah i think that's awesome you think you think it'll, Jared? I think, I mean, so one of the other things, too, so my Lego figure has the Red Sox logo on it, so they're probably not going to let that fly. There's ways around it where you can put our T-shirts on it.

Like if Barstool is signing off on it, and it's like, yeah, just put Barstool merch on them instead, then, yeah, I don't see why not. Because if their whole thing is, oh, it's, it's related to alcohol. It's like, well, the Lego figures won't have alcohol on them or. Yeah. I was going to say that,

like anything that we need to clean up, I feel like you can do that from a design point of view. If you want it, if you want it to be, um, uh, a red socks thing, maybe you just put a generic B on it and you make it Navy and red,

but it doesn't have to like have a barstool red socks shirt sure right like a duck boat now azaria will you get some will you get a cut of this will you get some money will you get proprietary like what what do you get out of it if this were to happen i would get one percent all right i mean listen one percent of, we go out here, we sell like a billion dollars worth of logos. We're going to get my man paid, okay? I was going to say maybe, you know, we got to get you an agent, and maybe he can negotiate on your behalf, and you can get maybe a little more than 1%. But I guess that's just a standard thing for this, you know, this idea of Lego fans. I mean, what a racket Lego's running.

You get these kids who just submit all these ideas, and someone comes up with Seinfeld, and they like it, and they sell a jillion dollars, and they're just like, yeah, here you go, here's some pennies. Is there any, it's just take it or leave it? There's no wiggle room on that one? No. From my experience, Lego is pretty hard to work with and when you say from your experience

tell me about yourself what do you like you are doing this for just for lego are you are you a designer for other companies other brands other mediums other there whatever? Or is it just a Legos thing? It's pretty much my own hobby. I started doing this about four years ago. So you were 11? You're 11. You were 11 years old? And you're just coming up with, you hop on the computer and Lego, like the digital, I keep saying portal.

I don't know what the right word is. But it just gives you like, you can click and point and change colors and write and draw things. And, like, you're an 11-year-old using that tool to make your own Legos? Yeah, it took a long time for me to learn. I mean, like, for example, it took me about two hours to make Jared's custom minifigure and about 10 to render the animation of Jared and Andrea. I mean, you are, you know, you're dedicated to the game, man. I love this. I feel like these are times where I wish I had like the same power or, you know, level

of ownership as Dave because I'd fucking hire this kid right now. He'd be my 15-year-old Steve. I'd have 15-year-old Azaria. We have one of our producers in the back right here, David Blattman, and he heard what he said about the rendering thing, and he is thoroughly impressed that he's doing it at whatever age. Yeah, he started when he was 11. Now he's 15.

I mean, you got guys behind the glass right now shaking their heads with their jaw drop. Five-time Emmy winner. Five-time Emmy winner. Five-time Emmy winner David Blattman is impressed with your work, with how quickly and how fast and the detail in which you're rendering these things. This is incredible, man. And do you do it, like I said, with anything? Are you in, I don't know, is this an art class thing?

Are you artsy or is this more like techie? I've pretty much always been techie and I've been into the Lego hobby since I was five. So it's more for me, not in art class. I was thinking about starting my own class, like teaching it, but probably not going to happen. Why not? Why do you say that? Don't have that attitude. Because I want to do bigger things. Oh, okay.

Fuck it then. Excuse my language, 15-year-old, but fuck these kids. I don't want to teach them. I'm trying to get the bag myself, right? You know what? Keep it to yourself. Don't share. Create your own competition.

Yeah, right? You don't want to all of a sudden some other kids, you know, all of a sudden you're what? What's his name from the Facebook? You're the, what's the name of the dean? The Winklevosses? Well, yeah, but the other one, even the worst one. What's his name? He was Eduardo Saverin.

Remember that guy? He was the one who got totally cut the fuck out. You don't want to be that guy. You want to be Zuckerberg, all right? We want Azaria Zuckerberg. What do your parents think of all this? Do they know, like, that you got this little mini operation running? Yeah, they do.

I haven't told them much about it, but yeah, they know. This is cool, man. I like this. I like your whole style. Where are you from? He's in South Florida. What did he say? So you're in Florida.

You're going to school. You got brothers and sisters? Yes. My brother actually called in yesterday. You're going to school. You got brothers and sisters? Yes. My brother actually called in yesterday. Oh, yeah? Who's your brother? He called in about Steve Cohen. EY.

Yeah, okay. All right. So I remember that call. Yeah, EY was all excited. He was hyped up for the Mets. And, again, you the next day talking Legos and barstool. And I feel like you're going to be rich, man, one way or the other. I don't know if it's for Legos.

I don't know if it's even because of barstool. But you're already doing these. You could just design houses. Yeah, exactly. You're going to be like an architect or like a digital designer or a fashion designer or something. You just got – you're ahead of the game right now, Zarya. Yeah, do something where you get more than 1 game right now. As are you? Yeah.

Do something where you get more than 1%. Do your own thing. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. Like, what if, what if you designed your own, like what's the next,

like Funko pop, you know, like the next, you got to make the next one of those where all of a sudden you're, you're the must, the nerds of the world are like, we have to have the Azaria line of a star Wars, the Azaria line of this, that, and the other thing. And their little figurines or their digital this or their cards or whatever.

We need the next Pokemon to come from you, all right? Yeah. Yeah, thank you. And Zah, your minifigure is coming soon. Thank you. Hey, Zah's getting it. Blatman is still back here, and he still cannot get over the thing. You love it, Blatman?

Tell me, what's your impression as a producer? What jumps out at you the most? Hey, Zod's getting it. Blatman is still back here, and he still cannot get over the thing. You love it, Blatman? Tell me what's your impression as a producer. What jumps out at you the most? What's so impressive about this? I mean, you just said the phrase rendering animation, and I looked at Zod, and I'm like, we have people here who don't even know what that means. I was going to say, we're trying to do Azaria. Me and Fights have come up with an idea for a cartoon that we're trying to get off the ground and there's only like a couple people here that are in have been in the meetings talking about how to animate it i mean we might have to holler at this 15 year old kid

to show people the ropes out here i think they're learning uh the uh rendering software blender for like uh about a year now. Azaria, Blatman just almost pulled his headphones off and said, what the fuck? You're like too smart. Like you're too talented, I feel like. You're the Doogie Howser of this shit. I mean, he probably has no fucking idea what that means. I am dating myself.

I mean, I am so much older than you, Azaria. It's crazy. But yet here we are having this conversation and you're doing things for my company. I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you. All right, man. Well, listen, stay in touch. Keep it up, obviously. Is there anything we can do to try to get... Well, I guess if you're already in touch with the business side of people and they're trying to get the IP passed and all this shit, I guess we're already kind of doing all we can. But if there's anything I can do or that we can do to help further this process and get it off the ground and get you your 1%, I'd love to do that.

And I want you to stay in touch with us because when you are rich, I want you to remember that you can throw your boy a few bucks, okay? We believe in you. Okay, will do. We believe in Azaria. I love it, man. Thank you for joining the Andrea movement as well yeah listen

I believe I get to be the best man but maybe Azaria can be like the ring bearer or the officiant I mean at this rate maybe he'll like design he'll be like your wedding planner and fucking do the whole thing for you or something we would love that

alright man keep it up dude and keep them coming planner and fucking do the whole thing for you or something. I would love that. We would love that. All right, man. Keep it up, dude, and keep them coming. What's the Twitter handle so people can follow you? At Lego Barstool. There you go. Nice and easy. You can find it on the Barstool Radio feed. You can check Barstool Radio right now.

We just retweeted it. Go give it a follow. At Lego Barstool. You can check out all the pictures that he's made of all of your favorite Barstool personalities in Lego form, which I don't know if you noticed, folks, hot in the streets the past decade with Lego movies and all that stuff.

Good on you, Azaria. The Dallas Braden one is spot on, too. He's got the beard down pat. There's a couple ones that really do look a little scarily accurate. You're going to do big things, man. Stay in touch and keep it up, right? Thank you. Have a good scarily accurate. So you're going to do big things, man. Stay in touch and keep it up, right? Thank you.

Have a good one, pal. What a fucking kid, man. Let's go to our first break. I got to go, like, sit in the corner and cry because he's going to, like, be more successful than I ever am. Come on back. It's a dog day. We just had a puppy.

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Zah always putting you in a good mood. Let me tell you, I'm having a fucking, I was having one of these days where everything is going wrong and it culminated with me fighting Easy Pass New Jersey on the phone. Fuck you, Easy Pass New Jersey. Fuck your mother. Fuck your dead father. I hate Easy Pass New Jersey. They are the worst.

They fucking are. Basically, they just closed my account over like $7. They were like, you didn't pay this $7 fee in the last 60 days even though I was trying to do it. And they just fucking closed it. So I don't have EasyPass anymore, motherfuckers. So they're like, yeah, you're gonna have to pay your tolls by mail.

What? What is this? Fucking 1873? Fuck you. I'm not paying my tolls through fucking mail. So now I just gotta go to EasyPass New York. So I'm applying to that. So shout out to EasyPass New York. I got, you know got the best free agent on the market. I'm going to be blowing through tolls left and right, just giving them all the money.

Fuck you, Jersey. So I have that bullshit going on. I got Zuckerberg. He's got all sorts of problems with my posts on Instagram and Facebook. I'm dealing with that. I got – I've always got drama as a single dad. I mean, it's just one of these fucking nightmare days. I'm just trying to have a dog day.

I'm just trying to do a little Friday Night Pints. And then Zod comes along with a little music. And you know what? Forget about it all. It all melts away. So that was Who's Got Your Love by the Cheat Codes. Done. Put it in.

Cheat Codes is, what was their big one? No Promises. No Promises. Was that? No Promises. That was my jam. Was it Dua Lipa or Demi Lovato? No, that was Demi Lovato, which, by the way,

maybe the funniest meme I've seen this week with all the content coming out. There was a picture of a plane, and it said, like, breaking news, Demi Lovato lands in Oregon, which is very mean and very rude, but Demi, Jared, because I know you don't know, had like an overdose. She had like an overdose situation, and then Oregon legalized all the drugs the other day. So they were like, Demi L Jared, because I know you don't know, had like an overdose. She had like an overdose situation. And then Oregon legalized all the drugs the other day. So they were like Demi Lovato's playing.

Which is fucked up. But it's, I mean, listen, the internet streets out here. It's, you know, it's not a nice place. It's not a nice place. Sorry you're having a bad day. I'm having a great day, Kevin. Well, you know, you're having a great week. You're having a great week.

I'm having a great week, but an even better day. Why? What happened today? Oh. You know what happened. Hasht manager is back alex core is back kevin all time all time news don't you know take well you know what i no no no listen can i tell you something i have literally zero problem josh texted me and said can you give me a take saying that it's a news dump i said yeah here you go i don't really give a a take saying that it's a news dump? I said, yeah, here you go. I don't really give a fuck. Listen, I'm a mercenary for hire with my take, so I have no problem with Alex Cora.

I think they should have rehired him. It's all good. But at the same time, you can just admit it. It's kind of a news dump. It just is. It's Friday morning, though. If they do this at Friday at 5 o'clock, that's a news dump. It was Friday when like election news was popping off like i think which election news is coley coley said it though i think i think uh wisconsin or what is right when pennsylvania pennsylvania like yeah i mean that's

you know that says fucking but do you think i mean like but john hayman's the one that broke it do you think that like the red socks purposely leaked it to John Heyman to break it because they were watching CNN? John Heyman's an incompetent buffoon. So, yes, I believe he could just easily be a puppet in the grand scheme of things, no doubt. As a matter of fact, that further confirms it for me. I didn't know that it was Heyman who broke it. They said give a crumb to fucking Heyman and he'll run with it. And no one's going to be talking about it because, A, it's Heyman and, B, Pennsylvania just flipped.

I mean, if they really wanted to manipulate the system, they would have given it to me. I would have tweeted that shit in two seconds. Well, I was going to ask that. I mean, what's up with, you know, your manager? Why doesn't he hook you up with the scoop? So you don't want to rock the boat if you're Alex, right? Like you you get told that you've got the job and the first thing you do is run and tell someone to leak it like why does he care if it gets leaked like alex doesn't care about that

alex cares about getting the job if you're friends if he's your boy you know he wants to hook you up he is the boat yeah but he's rocking the boat i am the boat yeah but he's also in a position where it's like all right um let me get back in the good graces of everyone. Like, let's not piss anyone off day one. It's not even day one because the Red Sox themselves haven't even officially announced that. They'll probably have a press conference at some point next week. And it's like, all right, well, it's just not an important thing. And he knows that I know that. Like, I don't care about breaking it.

My tweet, quote tweeting John Heyman's tweet, probably got more engagement than John Heyman's tweet. No, I hear you. But it would be nice if it was like, you know, the rocket has the chorus. Yeah, you know, that would have been, you would have liked that. Come on. I would have liked it, yeah, but do I need it?

Do I think that it confirms our friendship? No, I got to talk to him, and it's, you know, everyone's happy. Everyone is happy in Boston. The people that aren't, there's the fucking door. So it's not. See you fucking later. Are there people who are, like, morally opposed to this? Is that what's going on?

Yeah. Like, I can see if you just didn't think he was a good manager, it's fine. There's a Red Sox blog guy with a name, but they're a bunch of fucking pussies. Literally the worst Red Sox blog going. And they're like well i wish that they would have hired sam fold because this is like shut the fuck up there's like the dude that took over this red socks blog huge pussy he uh i actually i had hired him to write for sock space in 2014 thought he was a good red socks writer and uh then when i went to barstool like he started

like talking shit about me because i was at barstool. It's like, he's one of those fucking pussies that's just like, oh, Barstool, blah, blah, blah. Like, fuck you. Fuck your blog, too. Yeah. I mean... That's the only real, like, outlet that I've seen that's been like, I don't approve.

Because of, like, he's a cheater. Yeah. I mean, everybody on the team loves him, right? Like, there's... Everyone is very happy. The players are very happy and prior to the the scandal he was regarded as like you know one of these guys like you might have your manager for the next 30 years right he was like one of those dudes so like shut the fuck

up that's why it's almost a blessing in disguise that he was fired because i hate the narrative of like all right dombrowski's out heim bloom is in but it's like oh well alex isn't heim bloom's guy like he didn't hire him like yeah no he had his chance and he's like he took he wants it yeah he interviewed a bunch of people and you had your pick of everyone on planet earth and you still picked alex course and now alex cora is heim bloom's guy everybody's on the same page looking towards the future. I got Joe from New York on the line who has a question about my future. What's up, Joe? Hey, man.

So I'm going back to kind of the first thing you guys were talking about and getting more time as you get older and your kids grow up. So I'm very similar to you. I was an early employee. Made a ton of money when we sold the company. I had to wait a couple years. Got it. My kids are now 12 and 9.

I'm divorced. There's no fucking free time when they get older. All it is is sports and you're driving around to this. You're picking them up at their friend's house. You're going fucking to town. There's always something. As a matter of fact, I feel like there's more of that. Like right now, when I have my kids, it's like I decide what we do or don't do.

When they are making their own plans and I actually have to like right now, I'm like, you're going to have I try to plan play dates and all that kind of shit. But it's like I can also just keep you entertained and you're going to have a good time when they are like, I need to see my friends. I want to see my fuck. Fuck, man. Joe, give me something good to look forward to. So you're going to be wealthy. So you get to do a ton of fun shit, and you have people you can hire to take care of them,

so you don't have to worry about them as much. That makes it a little bit easier. I mean, bro, I need that money so fucking bad. Dude, I had to wait, like, a similar amount of time. And I was like, every time I walked across the street in the city, I was like, if I get hit by a fucking bus right now, my entire life was for nothing. Yeah.

Like, everything. I got divorced for work. Like, all this shit. It was just, like, if I get hit by a fucking bus right now, my entire life was for nothing. Yeah. Like everything. I got divorced for work. Like all the shit. It was just like everything that was going to happen. I was like, if I die right now, like this is all for nothing. It's the worst thing in the world. When we got the news during Super Bowl week, I wrote a blog being like, well, like hopefully it was all worth it.

And, you know, I, and I detailed that. I was like, you know, I, a lot of things, you know i a lot of things i fucked up a lot of things but like barstool and and this work life was really like not conducive to my marriage so that was a problem and i've you know given up a lot of time with my friends i've given up a normal normalcy i've you know i've had some good shit on the internet i've had some bad things on the internet like and and then i kept thinking like k, Kirk Minahan, quote-unquote, jokingly, but not really, predicted I will not be getting this money. And I keep thinking, like, what if?

What if something happens to me or something happens to the legislation or, you know, something changes and the money doesn't come in? And also, let me tell you this much. When people think that you have money and you don't, it sucks. Yes, it's the worst.

I am like, yo, I promise you that there are people here at Barstool who are like new, who have more money in their bank account than I do right now. And obviously nobody thinks that. Everybody's like, drinks on you, man. Or like, what are you complaining about? I'm like, dude, I'm out here doing cameo videos because I got more. My lawyers called me up the other day and guess what? I got to do more legal action. So I got to pay a new retainer.

I need to fucking stoop to the cameo. Everybody, please call a cameo. KFC Barstool. I'll make you a fucking video. I'm out here grinding for this cash. KFC Barstool, book me right now. I'll make you a great fucking video. That's where I'm at in life, Joe.

Dude, it's fucking hilarious. We went to a bachelor party, and all the guys were like, can't you afford to get us a private plane? I'm like, first of all, even when I can, I'm not paying for a fucking private plane. And the other thing is, I don't have any money. You guys all have more money than me. I'm living my life right now. Right.

It's crazy. Wait, Kevin, I do have good news for you, though. So we're family friends. We're good friends with the Coens. I grew up in Connecticut. My cousin dated his daughter. We were out to dinner with him right before the de Blasio stuff got public. Okay.

And he was like, I don't give a shit about de Blasio. I don't care about salary caps. I don't care about any of that. And I was like, so you're just going to pay whatever and you don't care about penalties or anything that goes along with that? He pulled out his phone. He opened up his bank account. He showed me the amount that was in there, and he just started laughing. He said, no, anything that they're going to fine me, I can pay by checking account.

Let's fucking go! Do you have any reason to lie to me right now? Are you just making shit up? I swear to God, I promise you, I have no reason to lie to you. This is 100% factual. I've known him since I promise you, I have no reason to lie to you, this is 100% factual. I've known him since I was like 11 years old. Him and my uncle were in finance together, and so I've known him my entire life. I know the fucking pig Romeo that's now in the vegan farm in Pennsylvania.

What's he going to think about you telling the story then? What's he going to think about you? Is he going to be happy about you telling the story right now then, Joe? My name's not really Joe, so he won't know. Okay, all right, all right. You heard it here first from Joe whoever, Steve Cullen, laughing at fucking de Blasio, laughing at Manfred at Major League Baseball, laughing about any potential fines or salary cap hits because he's got bank.

I love it. It's going to be amazing. Trust me. We're going to get everybody we want, and this is going to be a fun next few years for us. I'm a Jazz fan, too, so we just have to forget about them and the Knicks and focus on the Mets. As long as I don't get hit by a bus.

Thanks for the call, bro. I appreciate it. Have a good weekend, man. You too. All right. I mean, the music is brightening my day. Calls like that brighten my day. I'm forgetting about the E-ZPass debacle. We're going to forget about the legal bills.

We're just going to try to have ourselves a dog day. And you can't have a dog day without your boy Dominican Dylan. Dylan! The Dominican dog. The D-D-D. Hey, yo, we getting fucking depressed on here. Pick up the mood. Look at the fucking weather and shit.

Let's go. I know, yo, it's going to be summer this weekend. It's going to mood. Look at the fucking weather and shit. Let's go. I know, yo. It's going to be summer this weekend. It's going to be 72 degrees in New York Saturday and Sunday. No, all you guys are going to have to do is not going to be like me. We'll have to spend it with the ex-wife

going over fucking property shit. You're going... You got more ex-wife drama? Oh, my God. We always have to meet like once every six months when she comes up here and shit and dealing with property shit wait a minute what what yo what what's see when you got kids you know you're forever going to be

connected but you don't have kids why like what's what's this property why don't you just sell it and be done with it that's the problem so the first few times you're like we need money so let's just fucking rent it out which is is fine. So that would be fine. When she was over in Europe, whatever, we'd do everything. It would be fine. You collect the rent. If there was a problem, I would go visit it in North Carolina. And now, though, it's like she wants to live there now.

So I was like, all right, we got to find a way. Either you got to buy me out and all that. Yeah, you got to get yours. Or honestly, why don't you do this, man? Why don't you just take it, like, give her fucking, get pennies on the dollar and let her take it. You get a little bit of money. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just done with it, you know?

That's what I'm going to do. I'm not dealing with the drama. Like tomorrow, I'm throwing a barbecue over at the mom's crib. The family's coming over. I was like, listen, you can come by. That way there's no arguing or nothing. Right, you got to cover. You got to buffer, yeah. Yeah, so fuck that shit.'s no arguing or nothing. Right, you got a cover. You got a buffer, yeah.

Yeah, so fuck that shit. All right, so whatever. We're getting through that. No fucking drama. Other than that, it's a dog weekend. Beautiful weather. Is Miami playing? Miami plays tonight.

Tonight? Who do they play? Are you still up on the U, or is there a season shot, or what? What's happening? No, no, they got one loss. So Cle there a season shot, or what? What's happening? No, no. They got one loss. So Clemson and Notre Dame is going to lose this weekend because they play each other. Right.

And if we make it to the ACC championship game, beat Clemson or whoever's there, we could win the Final Four. All right. So you're good to go. The U is popping. Rockets got himself a new girlfriend. What do you think of Andrea Russett? I mean, everyone's got good things.

Not so much me, but whatever. We're not going to talk about that. What's good with Jared? What's the mood for the weekend, Jared? Are you going to talk to her or what? I mean, we talk every day. Every day, huh? You talked yesterday? You've been talking? We talked yesterday. We talked a little bit today. I mean, it's not

like in-depth, super long conversations. It's just like a little bit here, a little bit there. No, but I think that's almost even better. It's just like, you know, what are you doing sort of thing? Like you're just talking about your day? Casual? It's casual. It's casual.

I mean, I wouldn't – I'm just going to fly out to L.A. soon and get a little something going, a little two-day trip. I might make the trip out to Western Mass tomorrow to the Kirk Minahan live show. I might check in with that. Oh, yeah. I see you've been calling in or going on their show a decent amount, a few times in the past couple months, right?

Yeah, I was going on like once a week, and then the playoffs started, so I didn't go really all October, and then I went yesterday. So we did like three hours on Andrea. Like fully teaching Kirk things about kirk uh teaching kirk things about like radio and broadcast yeah i just had to like give him a little uh quick tutorial on how to do his job yeah what what was his take i saw uh i didn't i didn't get a chance to listen but i saw like a tweet and like the episode description uh where you broke down your your full love affair with with andrea to kirk what is i take on this? They pride. They pride. No, you're kidding me.

Yeah. They're rooting for it. They were respectful. I requested that they would be respectful to Andrea and respect her privacy and respect that it is very, it's, I don't even know what it is. Dylan, what did you think of our boy dropping the video of him, his face photoshopped into Andrea's last music video where the guy is like choking her and making out with her and pulling her hair and all sorts of crazy shit. He's giving her a preview and shit.

He's telling her, listen. Yeah, buddy. I'll do this shit in real life and shit. Yeah, buddy. This is acting. I ain't acting. I believe Casey's exact quote was that it made her want to jump out of her skin and go for a walk and clear her head because she thought it was so creepy. Casey right now, she's hating on the rocket right now.

Yeah, man. She's trying to stop the rocket from blasting off, and guess what? You're going to get burned, girl. You're going to get burned. You got to watch out, right? You can't have her around with the chick, though, and she might be cock-blocking. You can't be out here. For real.

For real. Who knows? You can't be up with your friends and shit and not be hating like that. I've been there. That cock-blocking bitch, Casey. Zod's over here like this. You know who you're hooking. It's a fucking Friday.

It's a motherfucking Friday, Zod. Friday, dude. We're out of that. You got to cheer up. I'll give you a little cheer. My dad, how old are you, Kev? 31, 32? See, now you ruined my day, dude.

I'm turning 36 in March, man. All right, it's even better. This is even better. My pops right now, what is he? He's 44. Once the kids grow up, like he told me, like once you guys hit, he's a different philosophy, though. But he said once you guys are like 14, 15, that's it. I'm done.

And like, look at him now. My sister's 21. I'm 25. My brother's 14. He's like, he does whatever he wants now. Yeah, I hear you. I get that. But here's my thing, man.

I live like day to day. So the thought of being like, I just got to make, they're four and three right now. The thought of being like, I just got to make it to 15. and three right now. The thought of being like, I just got to make it to 15, oh my god, that feels like a goddamn eternity away. Oh, no, no, that's a long time, bro. As soon as your kids can start, like my dad,

as soon as they know how to make sandwiches from themselves, they're grown up. That's it. I'm going to give them the keys to the car at like 13, do whatever. I hope by that point they're self-driving cars. I don't know, just go with your friends. I don't give a fuck. Just get out of here. Leave me alone.

Dad's tired. Dad's stressed out, right? It would have been nice if you had like a kid earlier on. Like I remember my mom makes me fucking drug my brother everywhere when I was younger. Yeah, well, that's always the, you know, there's that philosophy of like, you know, you have them early and then you're done with your work early. I feel like Feidelberg's parents are kind of that way. They started pretty early. And then, you know, you have them early and then you're done with your work early. I feel like Feidelberg's parents are kind of that way. They started pretty early.

And then, you know, you're done. I just mentioned at the top of the show, like, okay, yeah, you're retired and you can do your traveling shit, but you're like 60, 65, maybe even later. Whereas, you know, if you had your kids like early 20s, like people used to do in the, you know, back in the old school or like in the South, you're done at like 45 or, and not done, but you know, you're like, I can go traveling and shit. It sucks at the beginning really bad, but like, I'm even thinking I'm 25 now. This would be my dream. And it's a crazy thought, but like get a good looking girl, a nice girl.

She has my kid, whatever. She becomes a baby mom. We don't go out. I get the kid every other weekend, some weekdays and shit, and then I have a kid with the last name to pass on the legacy. That's my dream. I love you, Dominicans, man. I love you, Dominicans.

Get a baby, mama. We don't even go out. I mean that. You throw a fucking flag on the hood of the car and you just have yourself a day. You have yourself a fucking life. When I say that, that shit always, they always like, what the fuck? Sometimes I even think during quarantine, I was like, damn, get the ex-wife pregnant, have the kid at the last name.

We're not together. You say that now. You say that now. And then, yeah, I get it. When you're 45, you're happy. And guess what? When you're 26, 27, 28, 29, you're fucking miserable and you are in the fucking belly of the beast. Be careful what you wish for, dude.

Did you get a chance to watch? Luis Gomez was on ATI last night. Oh, I watched it. I watched it last night. It was good. The question on ATI that we ask to certain people because we know they are professional enough or funny enough to handle it, is if you could eliminate one group of people from the face of the earth, who would it be? I was crying.

And I usually tell them, like, this is not a genocide thing. This is like Yankee fans or, you know, like Feidelberg said, like magicians, like these funny, quirky groups, vegans. You don't just specify, you know, a race or whatever. And Lewis. Andrea's vegan. Dog goes Puerto Rican. Yeah, Lewis just goes Puerto Rican. And I was like, yo.

And he's like, I'm Puerto Rican. It's okay. I can say it. He's just like, but, I mean, what are we bringing to the table? And I was in fucking stitches, man. He was like, find me one. Find me one Puerto Rican. I mean, he had me doubled over laughing, man. He was like, find me one. Find me one Puerto Rican. I mean,

he had me doubled over laughing, man. No, he went great. Listen, I always say this. I don't have a problem. Like, Puerto Ricans, I have, like, uncles who are, the thing is with them

is I get pissed off. They think overall they have better athletes. Dominicans are superior when it comes to sports against Puerto Ricans. I mean, I would say so. You know,

certainly in the baseball world, I feel like Dominicans dominate. Basketball, soccer, boxing. No, actually, no, I'll give them boxing. But still, yeah, I mean. Now we take it. We're just superior athletes, and they don't like that. I was going to say, I could see that being a big point of contention

when the Puerto Ricans and Dominicans get together, like, you know, for a barbecue or something. I can imagine that does not go well when you say it. It happens all the time because we've got some family members who are married, like my aunts and stuff, they're Puerto Ricans and they get pissed, but it's true. We won a World Baseball Classic. They didn't. I mean, that's it.

The only two countries in the fucking world who give a shit about that tournament and you guys are going to come to blows over it. I love it. The best thing that came out of that tournament was that Francesa clip with the World Baseball Classic and the guy just repeating his name, saying Michael. Yes, Michael. Say Michael one more time. Say Michael one more time.

You're gone. You're gone. I love it, man. All right, I'm going to let you go, dude. We've got to wrap it up here. Have a good weekend. Have a good one, pal. I love you.

Be good, Dylan. Rocket, it's the weekend. Let me ask you one, pal. I love you. Be good, Dylan. Rocket, it's the weekend. Let me ask you something, Rocket. Right now, maybe the Rocket goes out or the Rocket gets a DM from a different girl, different lady friend. What do you do with that right now? Capitalizing on that? I'm a pretty attractive girl that said Jared Karabas is a babe.

I'm not responding to that. So that, you're not responding to that? No. That girl slides in the DM and says, let's go to Kowloon for a poo-poo platter, and you take me back home, and we have some dessert. Nope.

No, you're not doing it? No. What if... Hey, it's like Alex Cora. I'm not rocking the boat. Okay. I mean, for all I know, she's not even Cora. I'm not rocking the boat. Okay. I mean, for all I know, she's not even interested one iota. Well, that's what I mean, man.

What if you let some other opportunities go by because you're just simping for some internet girl who's never really going to actually give you the time of day? We got to find that out first. We got to find out what the time of day is, and then we move forward. You should just text her right now. I'm in no rush. You should text her right now and say, what time is it? Just be all vague and she'll know what that means. What time is it?

Remember the Owen Hart clock? Just say, what time is it? And enough is enough. It's clock for a change. That was Owen Hart. And you say, if you just said to her, what time is it? And she says, what? And then you send back a video of guys in the hud to her, what time is it? And she says, what? And you, and you, and then you send back a video of like, uh, guys in the hull going,

what time is it? And you just, you just hammer this girl until she tells you what fucking time it is. What's up? Is this happening or not, Andrea? We'll find out. We'll find out. Maybe we'll have some more answers on Monday. There's a lot of time in between now and the next show.

So we'll have some answers by Monday. That's a great point. Until then, everybody have a good weekend. Stay safe. Don't do anything stupid. No riots. No protesting. It'll probably be called for Joe Biden.

You just got to deal with it one way or another. Be safe and be smart. And always stay hot. Outro Music