KFC Radio - Best of CCK: Marty Mush vs The Rocket

Episode Date: January 18, 2021

Marty Mush joins the show to go at it with Carrabis on... who is better at using TikTok. Also Barstool launches an OnlyFans, and Jared promises to suck a caller's fingers.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. Welcome back. I know you like that. How long you been back, man?

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club, they're getting wild for me. Welcome into a Friday edition of CCK. Kevin Clancy is in the building, but not here right now. So it's just myself and one Jared Karabas, who is on quite a spree today. How are you doing? I'm not on a spree. Yeah, you're kind of on one a little bit.

I'm just responding to people that come at me unprovoked. Yeah. Well, I actually am trying to get marty in here right now i don't know where he is i feel like you guys need to hash this out so he's coming oh he's coming okay good it sounds like he has a problem i don't have a problem no i so here's the thing we're gonna talk first of all 833-857-8665 it's friday we will quite literally talk about anything i just did a confessional for stool scenes about the only fans that Barstool is starting. So we're going to talk about that. We're going to talk about if you want to talk

football, you want to talk baseball, whatever. But one of the best things that happens at Barstool is the internal drama. We all know this. Dave has thrived on it for decades. And today, Jared and Marty just started going at it on Twitter about fucking TikTok. And I don't understand why this is happening. Hello, Marty. I don't either. I'd love to know why. That was you.

Certainly wasn't. I literally was like, you're doing TikTok wrong. I didn't even know what you said. I was on radio. I was like, I just wanted to talk to my pal Jared. And I was like, he's talking about the Yankees doing TikTok wrong. You went for a kill shot. I And you went for a kill shot. I didn't go for a kill shot.

I mean, dropping the, you know, you must know more than the CEO of this company is usually not like a joke. It's usually like you're actually being serious about it. I mean, him saying that I'm too old for TikTok. It's like, keep that same energy. Walk into Dave's office and tell him he's too old for TikTok. Tell Kevin that. Tell Roan that. They're all older than me.

I said that after four different times you kept going at me for no reason. Marty, I tweeted, hey, I'm on TikTok. Here comes Marty Mush. Ain't no tweets about Marty Mush. You talked about the Yankees. That's why I interrupted you. Right, and I responded. I responded.

I said, yeah, you're mad that I made fun of your favorite team. It could have ended there. I started playful. And then you're like, you're too old. You're self-conscious about being on TikTok. Not at all. Then you got mad at me. I will say.

What am I self-conscious about? Well, I mean, Jared, we did yesterday, all three, me, you, and Kevin, all sit here and talk about how it is hard to now, because we were all like, no, we're not going on TikTok because we're too old. Like I've said that a billion times. Like I fully admit that. Like I feel like I am too old to jump on TikTok. Now I understand that content creation on that app has now changed.

Like when I said that it was all like celebrities and hot girls dancing, which I'm neither. So I get that. But Jared, we we can admit I mean, you can admit this to me like at some point even yesterday we were saying like we weren't sure we needed to be on TikTok oh I was sure that I needed to be on it I just I what I said was I don't know how to do it well like you're like scared of it which I am too like I'm not like throwing shade at you but so like so that's why I had a meeting with Erica Nardini last week and it was like hey you guys need to be on tiktok so i'm just doing my job and then i got marty mush telling me you're too old for fucking tiktok it's like

but and i'm not gonna take sides here but the way it felt was like he was dicking around with you and if it was something that what was your first response back i'm looking it up right now because i'm guaranteeing it wasn't you saying it was playful. All I know is that at one point, Frankie Borelli turned and looked at the whole office and was like, does somebody need to go do a wellness check on Derek Kropis? What's wrong with me? Well, because your responses were clear. And listen, coming from somebody who can get triggered. I said, breaking news.

I'm on TikTok. Marty Mush says, that's not how TikTok works. And I said, quote, Jared's making fun of my favorite team. So I don't think that that's not how tiktok works and i said quote jared's making fun of my favorite team so i don't think that that's how the entire platform is supposed to be used martin bush and then he said i didn't even listen i just knew that you were wrong and i said thanks for the expert advice because starting nine tiktok has 200 000 followers like you're telling me that i'm doing it wrong clearly the starting nine tiktok is doing very well so do you start nine tiktok yes you do it you post everything i don't post it but the videos are of me but that's what you're

saying a brand versus me like that's when it got personal for no but the videos are of me it's not like we're posting like baseball highlights but you have how many followers you have on tiktok now you get to 40 000 already i literally I literally just did my first TikTok today. You can't say shit. You can't say shit. I can't. The problem is whenever you start bringing in big dicks swinging about different types of followers, that does make it personal. It's also a brand.

Right, because he's telling me I'm doing TikTok wrong. But he hadn't even watched it. Thank you for the expert advice. I literally said I didn't listen to it. So then how are you having an opinion about it? Because I was joking. That's what I'm saying. You know I fucking would suck you dry right now if I was you in front of me.

I would fucking jerk you off. I love you so much. But you know I was just kidding. And then you start bringing followers and i'm like well we don't need to do this so when we literally had the conversation yesterday on radio where kevin was like hey i'm on tiktok now casey and i are talking about it and i was like yeah i'm terrified of tiktok because i don't know how to fucking use it i post one tiktok the first one i ever post and i got marty being like you're doing it wrong it's like well it's the first one i've ever fucking posted so now i got Marty being like, you're doing it wrong. It's like, well, it's the first one I've ever fucking posted,

so now I got Marty telling me I'm doing it wrong when I'm like, all right, I'm trying it out for the first time ever. There's apprehension about getting on the platform for months, and now I'm being attacked by someone that I work with, that I'm friends with. Not attacked, but that doesn't make sense. Two tweets.

That's not how it works, and you're using it wrong. But one, I'm not on the show. I don't listen to CCK every day. I don't think you listen to Pick Central every day. So I didn't know that was a conversation. And two, I was just fucking kidding. And you know you're like my good friend here. And also, it does make – and I will just say for me, if I was in Jared's position,

because I am when it comes to TikTok where it's like I'm scared of it. I don't know what I would do on it. Like there's a little bit of insecurity with it. Everyone here is insecure about being on TikTok besides Brianna Chicken Fry and Dave. Especially, well, yeah, because Dave's an actual celebrity now. And like Dave's just Dave. But like I just was talking to PFT about it. Like there is a certain age thing where it's like, oh, like if you're over're over 30 you shouldn't be on it which is false now because it has become a different

content creating platform but jared i will say in your position i would also be self-conscious about it so if somebody came after me in the office playfully or not yeah well right but like i tweeted my first tiktok ever and then i got marty telling me i'm doing it wrong well right but i wouldn't be – Text me that. But he was playing. I wouldn't be dropping, like, the Eric and Ardini side of things because then that makes it triggered. I think you were actually doing – I think it was a good TikTok, but it was about the Yankees,

and you're also fucking completely wrong about that. That I'll tell you you're wrong. What was I wrong about? Just like, oh, like, we already had them. Like, if you – we've went anywhere. We also fucking got a great deal out of them. So I don't know. My take was correct.

But you also know that's what I was talking about, right? Like the Yankees take, not the actual TikTok. But he was insecure about TikTok because – That's definitely not what you said. That's not how TikTok works. It does not translate to I don't agree with what you said in your TikTok. Well, I mean people say that about all social media. I'm a baseball guy on TikTok.

The fucking signing just happened, so I did a TikTok about the signing. Yes, I did it correctly. Yeah. Yes, I know. Your take, it's about the Yankees. I was just trying to get, you know, Yankees, Red Sox. You don't like the Yankees. You're trying to get under your skin. Which is why I originally responded in a playful way about the Yankees.

I said I didn't listen to it. And then you went for the, like, I have more clout than you thing. That's not what I said. You say you're not taking sides. You are taking sides. I'm not. No, no, no. I would be insecure too if I were you. So I said, bam, hammer. I have more followers than you. How am I using it wrong? Thanks for your expert advice. But that's pulling clout.

I would be insecure just like you are, 1,000%. But the idea of dropping like, oh, I have X amount of followers and you have X amount of followers is usually like a here's my clout and here's your non-clout. Also not you. It's not even about clout. My message was – That's what followers are. No. You're trying to tell me that I'm doing it wrong.

Here is the following that I have compared to the following that you have. How are you going to tell me I'm doing it wrong? But you've never done any of those TikToks. That's not Jared Kravitz. I make the videos. Bryn turns them into TikToks. Well, right. So, again, I can't say this enough.

I'm terrified of TikTok. I would be in the same insecure boat that you are. But, Jared, is this you? That's not you. This is all not you. There's a lot of video. We turned Morning Wood into TikToks every day during all of last season. Which is fantastic.

But starting 9 versus Morning Mush is not a thing. A brand versus a person is not a thing. Right. Well, and yesterday, again, Kevin said he now knows he has to be on TikTok. And Jared and I both were like, we're scared of it. So then to drop the followers 24 hours later. All I got to say is I love you. I'm sorry that I was your first one and I didn't hear the conversation.

The Yankees are back. They're going to get Kluber, who I don't think is actually a good thing. He's coming to the Red Sox, by the way. His wife is from around here. That's where she wants to go. You know that at this point, when you've won two Cy Young Awards and you've already made your money, it's time to make the wife happy. She wants to be in Boston. Happy wife is a happy life.

It's true. But don't you think, like, from not Yankee Red Sox for a second, do you think it's like his shoulder? It's not even Tommy John. It's fucking his shoulders all fucked up. Yeah. What's it called? He did the showcase and he was throwing 88 miles an hour. So I'm not, I'm not even saying like, oh, I want, it'd be nice to have a warm body that can throw a baseball for the Red Sox this year.

I'm not saying if the Red Sox get Kluber, it's like, wow, fucking see in the World Series. It's more just like, it'd be nice to have an actual pitcher in that spot. That's what the Yankees need too because Jordan Montgomery is our second pitcher. Yeah, he stinks. Yeah, he does. Yeah, and you just don't know if Domingo Hermano is going to end up in prison either. No, he's okay. He's been to rehab.

He's a bad person, good pitcher. Actually, he didn't pitch great in the Dominican League or wherever he was. No, he didn't. He actually had like a 17 ERA, multiple domestic. So are we good? I could do whatever with Jared. I'll be fine with him. But he was mad at me today.

Oh, he was, for sure. I wasn't mad. I was just more like, why are you knocking on my door, Marty? You're triggered. No. Which I, again, I would be triggered too. This is what I do, Casey. Triggered would be like, fuck you, leave me alone.

That's what Hubs did today. Marty, what Hubs did today, he tweeted, shut the fuck up. Hubs was triggered. That's triggered. I said, my replies to Marty were pointed and had, like, an actual meaning behind them. It was sharp points. Shut the fuck up. I mean, bring.

Stop talking about DJ. That's my team, okay? Like, that's triggered. I won't stand for that. I won't stand for that. None of that happened in this exchange. No, but, like, the whole, like, text me instead thing, that usually is, like, we should take this offline. No, that wouldn't go offline.

I don't know. When he just said, say, I'm doing TikTok wrong. Text me. Well, I also didn't know the conversation. And you shouldn't. Everyone should be on TikTok. It's very easy. So then it's also now different than it was whenever it first started.

Jerry, you can get paid on. Well, can you? Yes. Yeah, you can. But we i don't think we can yeah it's creator fun what do you mean barstool employees can get paid yeah it's great you get three cents a thousand views it's not like they're gonna be like i got 46 bucks in there and they didn't barstool didn't try to take that away from you i mean they could take 46 bucks no i know i'm just i didn't i didn't know that was a thing i didn't try to take that away from you. I mean, they could take 46 bucks. No, I know. I'm just, I didn't know that was a thing.

I didn't know that was a thing. If Twitter had that, I would be fucking loaded. Or if Instagram had that. Twitch does the same thing, too. So anyone that has a personal Twitch account, and if you grow your own personal. Oh, we're like outing ourselves. Yeah, you know what? They just took it down.

I don't know what happened. Everything just went down. The career fund's gone. Damn. Everyone didn't hear that at all. No, we weren't just on national down. I don't know what happened. Everything just went down. The career fund's gone. Damn. Everyone didn't hear that at all. No. We weren't just on national radio. But it is pretty sick, though.

I feel like I... It's three cents. If Boston wants to take three cents, we got problems. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Zah's laughing really hard. Okay, so beef squashed? Yeah, I love Marty.

Yeah, I love him, too. Okay. All right, goodbye. Yeah, I love him too. Okay. All right, goodbye. Yeah, I love him too. Goodbye. Okay, so speaking of social platforms, I'm not going to say too much about it, but the Barstool OnlyFans is on its way. It's happening.

I don't know about this. What do you mean? I mean, all the proceeds are going towards the barstool fund yeah yeah so it is so dave dave talked about it on his podcast first on the dave portnoy show um about how you know in the year end of year meeting you know gaz came up and was giving us a social overview of how we did this year and which platforms are good, blah, blah, blah, and how we need to get on other platforms. TikTok obviously being the model because TikTok's been around for like two seconds and we have the biggest following on there. So OnlyFans was, you know, the next one.

And he, you know, just casually made the joke in the middle of the meeting like, oh, Casey can help help us out with that knowing that i wouldn't be offended by that because gaz and i are good friends but then it actually i guess started the wheels turning and dave started talking about on his podcast so like the steam really got got going there and now the idea he met the only fans people in miami too well right but like this is before like he started talking about us launching an only fans before meeting all the only fans people then he met up brandon walker coming in right now but the picture of him the other night from the college the national title should be on only fans his tits looked great did you see that cropped out if you cropped out his face i'm sure there were some confused boners going around the country so So speaking of that, I wrote a blog about it to promote the Unnecessary Roughness episode that we did right after the game.

And I went and cropped just his chest out for the thumbnail and realized that it would probably be inappropriate. Because if you didn't know it was Brandon, it would look like I was just putting naked titties of a girl. Like, you can't do that. So I had to. someone should do that I mean like the Viva La Stool account if they cropped like just like the breast region and tweeted that how many people would think that that's like an act like someone actually tweeted a nude well you would have to you would have to like chop out his arms too like you would have to do it perfectly but i mean we actually did that so when we got the new unnecessary roughness merch like obviously we got an unnecessary roughness

crop top because i'm one of the hosts and brandon put it on and i put on the hoodie and in the picture of us if you zoom in it looks like a girl is wearing the crop top because of how big his boobs are yeah so it's like when dudes like put a bra on their butt cheeks and then they zoom out and it's a dude's butt wait what yeah guys will post videos like that where you think it's like a girl's cleavage and then you zoom out and it's a dude's butt cheeks i don't think i've ever seen one of those videos yeah um but i guess we could use that for the only fans that's what we should do is start throwing those up on the OnlyFans. The idea of your feet being on the OnlyFans is just so funny.

Yeah, so I don't know exactly. Casey's feet and, like, Glenny Ball's butt cheeks with a brow on them. So I don't know exactly all the details. I know that there's been meetings. I know that it's a thing, and it's going to be you know going towards the barstool fund it's not like it's going to be just to be put in fucking gaz's pocket or barstool's pocket it's going to be going for a good cause but from what i understand it's actually happening and it'll be like barstool sports what how do you feel about your feet pics being sold well it's for charity

it is for charity but it's for charity pics are still being sold how you feel about your feet pics being sold? Well, it's for charity. It is for charity, but your feet pics are still being sold. How do you feel about that? But it's for charity, though, so it's different. I know it's for charity, but how do you feel about people paying American currency to see your feet? Well, okay, so first of all, again, I wish Gaz was still here because I saw he just left for a meeting. I don't know how much I'm supposed to say. He did say it was okay to talk about it for stool streams so we can tease it. I would feel differently if it was like Barstool Casey's only fans and that's what's happening.

Like they're going to be a lot. That's why we've been having more conversations where it's not just going to be it's going to be just paying premium or paying money for premium barstool content so the fact that they want to launch it with this idea is kind of flattering one but two i've said this a billion times on this show i've said it in the office i've said it outside of this office i don't find feet sexual i'm not shaming anybody who does i understand it when i was working before well yeah everybody has um have you not have you not i've never sucked a toe before? Well, yeah, everybody has. Have you not? I've never put a toe in my mouth, no. Zah, have you put a toe in your mouth? Let's move on.

Zah, have you put a toe in your mouth? I bet you Zah has sucked the fuck out of some piggies. I mean, everybody's popped a toe in their mouth before. I have. Yeah, like, what? It's not that I'm against the sexual act of it i'm more just like a germaphobe like when i say that i'm a germaphobe it's not that i'm necessarily a germaphobe it's that i know that my immune system sucks if i popped a toe in my mouth i'm going to get a cold

for the next 18 days well you would will yourself into getting a cold because i'm sure you put worse body parts in your mouth. Oh, no doubt. No doubt. But if I were to have like if you could insure me like, hey, I just I mean, because it would taste bad if if I came up with like a fucking watermelon flavored antibacterial cream that you put on your foot, you can guarantee me that it's it's they definitely have those. Yeah. I'd pop a toe in my mouth, no doubt. But it's more just like i know that i can't afford to get sick okay so here's my question and i we just kind of took a left turn and i know we've had this argument on this very

radio program but i really do it's just me and you talking here you know zaz listening nobody else is listening again well no well we can get there if you want but like you say that you would have to have somebody's foot sanitized have you ever before you are going to go down on a girl be like have you showered is that something that you do no so you do realize that that's a dirtier body part than your fucking i disagree i disagree i mean like now yeah if you're walking around new york city barefoot then no but if you're wearing if you're showering and immediately getting dressed and putting on socks and shoes like your feet are going to be clean i don't know definitely not because of the sweat and the dark clean but i guarantee you if we i don't there has to be i don't know why this happens every single time that we have some sort of discussion about this, we're like, hey, if you're a doctor, call in.

And there are fucking medical doctors that listen to this fucking program. 833-857-8665. If you're a doctor, call us up. Or just someone, anyone that has access to this type of information. In the medical field. In the medical field. You don't have to be a doctor. I bet you it's a quick fucking Google search will tell you that a foot is probably more germ infested than a vagina.

Well, you know what's like one of the most germ infested is your mouth. And I can guarantee unless you're doing things. You know I'm licking mouths. You know I'm doing that. Well, the way that you just said that sounded so creepy. But yeah, like that's the whole point is like like i again i don't care if you don't want to suck people's toes it doesn't bother me i don't think feet are sexual but there are a lot of people out there that do um i just don't understand i don't follow your logic of

like you wouldn't smell too not that like vaginas don't but it's a different it's a different odor oh my god stop back me up here come on now i'm with you on that one no for sure but like Vaginas don't, but it's a different odor. Oh, my God. Stop. Back me up here. Come on. No, I'm with you on that one. No, for sure. But, like.

Like, it's almost like a candle scent. Like, the scent of a vagina is an acquired taste. Like, eventually, like, you get used to it. Zah is going crazy back there. Maybe you prefer it. I don't know that there's anyone out there that's like, ooh, the stench of feet. I love that. No, I think that there are. There's definitely out there that's like, Ooh, the stench of feet. I love that. No,

I think there's definitely, no, no, there definitely are like the dudes out there that would probably pay, I don't know, $1,500 for a pair of Casey's used socks after a workout at the gym. Those people exist. I know that, but as a normal person with a functioning brain,

um, I think that like, well, that's not kink shame. People can be normal. I'm not, I'm not kink shaming but i would like we can all acknowledge that your average person is not willing to pay 1500 for a pair of used socks after your workout yes yes yes yes um normal but like i and i've told this story too when i was working in boston you know and you've been on that set before the boston sports tonight set was like we were all sitting down so you could see our feet.

And I would have people ask to send me heels so they could see me wearing them on TV for three hours a night and then want me to send them back. And I just would always say no because I felt as if, you know, if I'm going to be sent nice shoes, I want to keep them. You ever do cute shit like that before, Casey? When you used to do TV, if you were dating someone. Sometimes wrestlers do this. Rikishi, when he would come to the ring, he would do that to his nose. He would wipe his nose with his thumb twice. It was his way of saying hi to his kids on TV. Did you ever have a guy at home where you'd be like,

Oh, if I do this, that means I'm thinking of you? Yeah, you did. You're so fucking predictable. What did you do? What was your sign,'m not i'm not giving no i'm not giving away i mean i'm not gonna go back and look at the tape what did what no why that's why i'm not what if i still do it how do you know well then you're gonna have to switch it up i mean obviously you're not dating the same person that you were dating when you were in boston well way to air me out i mean i think the world at this point has put two and two together. I think at this point, what was your little indicator to be like, hey, babe, thinking of you? Well, it wasn't when I was in Boston because the person I was dating in Boston was on the same television show as me.

Right. So that would have been weird. So I mean, like, whenever. Like, not necessarily in Boston. I'm not telling you.'m not telling you my casey come on why why i'm not doing it why why what's so private about it because it's like giving away your bluff and poker not really i mean it's not like you still do it do you but if you i mean you how do you know i i think it's weird that like if you were to do like the fucking football show or like the college football show and you give the same indicator to your new guy that you were giving to your guy back in fucking

espn days that's kind of bullshit i'd be pissed about that if i were the new guy how would they know because i just told them you just aired me out why are you fucking airing me out i don't air your shit out casey casey what's what's your? Because you can just switch it out. You can just do something different. Do you have one? Yeah. What is it? I would touch my watch. You would touch your watch?

Yeah. Show me. I can see you. I know there's bad radio because they can't see you, but show me what you mean. I'd be standing up on the set, and I would have my hands to my side, or I'd be talking with my hands, but then I would put my hands in front of me, and I would touch my watch oh that's kind of cute yeah yeah no people people definitely do that I'm not I mean you could have just lied and made one up by now I don't know why you didn't yeah I didn't I honestly I didn't I didn't I didn't have time to think about it but

I'm not I just I honestly feel like that's none of your business. Anyways, back to the feet thing. I'm really sad that Zoss laughing so hard. Whenever I asked Marty earlier, by the way, Jared, just complete side note. Whenever everyone, because the content side of the office today is actually kind of popping. I didn't think that it would be because the other side is not. But when was asking like if we needed to send a wellness check on you because you and marty like you became the topic of of the office because of you and marty's beef and i said marty will you come on radio because i was thinking it'd be funny to have you guys hash it out or not even funny just

read that exchange weren't just like well marty why did you provoke the situation like obviously he's gonna come back because they knew that he was joking. But Zah heard me say that, and Zah was like, oh, you just don't want to be on radio alone with Jared. I was like, oh, I didn't think about that. But sure, yeah, I needed a chaperone. So I know Zah really enjoys it. I think our shows alone are great.

Zah, do you feel like you're in the middle of, like, a mom and dad fight when you produce just the two of us? Yeah, I love it. You love it? Yeah, I love it. I love just sitting here, just listening. I'm just laughing the whole show. Yeah, no, you have been laughing the entire show uh back to the feet thing jared so i i just thought about this hands are pretty dirty i would make the argument that hands are dirtier than feet because you're touching everything no i agree

that's why i don't do hands. I won't, like, put a fucking girl's, like, finger in my mouth, like, now. You won't? No. Like, sometimes, I don't know how many details I'm going to give away here, but, yeah, no, I'm not doing that. If you try to put a finger in my mouth, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, you just gave me the common cold for the next 10 days. You are so confusing.

You know that they can give you the common cold from their mouths. Yeah, but you're just increasing the odds. They're increasing the odds with their fingers. No, that cannot be true. Definitely true. Zah, I'm bringing you in. I'm bringing you in here. Casey, if I have, if I have, if I have a needle full of a disease and a needle full of a disease, would you rather have one needle or both needles?

You probably, if you had to pick, you pick the one needle, right? Because you want to decrease your odds of getting the disease. So if I'm not also going to suck your toes and fingers okay well then let me add to that one needle you know for sure has the heaviest dose of the disease and the other needle has 80%

no has a much less fingers and toes Casey when I have strep throat which I am very susceptible to I can guarantee you that if I make out with somebody I'm going to give them strep throat, which I am very susceptible to, I can guarantee you that if I make out with somebody, I'm going to give them strep throat. If I have strep throat and they suck my finger or my toe, there is like a very low possibility that they get strep throat from that. I don't know if that's true either. It is 100% true.

I mean the toe, sure, but hands, like all the shit that you're touching and you're breathing on, like I would say if you have strep throat 100% or close to it from the mouth, from the hands probably still 80%. Would you want to suck on the fingers of a person that had strep throat? Well, no, but I'm saying – I'm just saying that – This is the most wild debate I've ever had in my life. You know what? I actually like, I hate getting strep throat. And like I said,

I get it pretty often, which sucks. Um, I haven't gotten in a while, so now I'm for sure going to get it next week. Yeah, I know. I haven't had it in about a year.

I got it like last April, which was bullshit because we were quarantining and I somehow still got it. Like, how does that fucking happen? Um, but I, next time I get strep throat jared i am going to do a test okay i'm gonna find somebody to make out with the well i'll ask the person that i currently make out with to just for for the content

see if they can get strep throat from sucking my finger and if they don't then i will make out with them and see if they get it which i guarantee they would okay we'll we'll test it out strep throat is very like very easy to catch yes right so that's what i'm saying so we so the person that you be volunteering as tribute. You're going to have to have two tributes. No, no, no. Like if you have strep throat, you can't kiss this person. You just have to have them suck your finger. Well, right.

So like what will happen is like, okay, I get strep throat. And then I'm going to be like, all right, we're not going to make out. You're going to skew the results though. You're going to like fucking wash your hands. We're not going to make out today. No, we're not going to make out. I'm going to come straight home from the doctor's office. And you're going to suck my finger. We'll see if you can get strep throat. No, we're not going to make out. I'm going to come straight home from the doctor's office, and you're going to suck my finger.

We'll see if you can get strep throat. And then we'll give it a few days, and then they'll go get tested for strep throat. Probably won't have it. Then, if they test negative for strep throat, then I will make out with them, and I guarantee you that they test positive. Just for the sake of this

argument you are willing to put up with the pain of strep throat and not go get an antibiotic just for science well no because you're still contagious for a few days when you have the antibiotic oh no i think it's like as soon as i as soon as i know that i have strep throat i'm on that shit immediately because it hurts so bad so strep throat is the worst that shit immediately because it hurts so bad strep throat is the worst it's a motherfucker it feels like you're swallowing needles but I just this whole listen again I don't kink shame

I don't care if people like to pop toes in their mouths or whatever but I just don't understand I've never understood your logic of you won't you'll do anything on like girls body parts that are like by far the dirtiest parts of their body but you're like you know that you know we are here that's fucking right fuck yeah okay on that note you know that on that note 833-857-8665 uh the fact that we just landed i don't

know how the fuck we got to titties ain't dirty, but that's what we're getting here on a Friday. Put it on a shirt. We'll be right back for another 30 minutes of CCK on this cloudy, gross Friday in New York City. But you know what, Zaha? I'm fucking stoked because Friday Night Pints tonight is a wine night. Oh, nice. It is sponsored by a wine company.

Okay. So it's going to, I mean, you know how I am with my wine. You know how I am with my wine. So tonight on Friday Night Pints, it's me, Kelly Keegs, Frankie Borelli, Marty Mush, Captain Cons, and obviously Kevin and John. What a squad. It's a fucking squad. And I know exactly what the topics are going to,

or what the first topic is going to be is the Army Hammer stuff, because that just continuously is weird. And Kelly wants to definitely hook up with Army Hammer. So I can only imagine what Frankie's just absolutely demented brain is going to say. Marty, of course. And then I hope Captain Conn's like you're downplaying it. Like Kelly Keegs doesn't just want to hook up with Army Hammer. She wants to do unforgivable things with Army Hammer.

Well, yeah. She's on a different level. Right. And we're going to talk about it on pints tonight so it's at six o'clock so make sure you tune in and if you miss it at six it does live on the blog where there's also a podcast now which by the way i took a train to boston last week and i was listening to a different podcast and i fell asleep and i went to Boston and didn't tell me. I woke back up and was listening to. No, continue. I was listening to a podcast, fell asleep,

and it went into the Friday Night Pints podcast from that that prior Friday Night Pints. It's actually it does translate well on podcasts. I didn't think that it would as well as it did because it's like kind of a visual thing. You know, we're all sitting around the bar. We're all drinking. But in a podcast, it just sounds like you're just sitting, listening to like seven people just at a bar, which is not so bad. I thought it would have translated fine. Yeah. Cause it's like, I mean, there's, there's not really a huge visual component to that show. I mean, it's, I guess the one thing that would be confusing for a listener, if you're not not like super super into barstool is trying to keep up like whose voice is who well and there were a couple of moments where you know side

conversations start and that's totally fine though like that's the whole point of friday night pints it's like you know everybody's talking about one thing and then it kind of branches off but army hammer is probably going to be the first topic i'd imagine so So Friday Night Pines tonight, we're doing wine. What the fuck were you doing in Boston? Uh, things? Why are you so sketchy all the time? What an answer. So for people at home who can't see her, Casey had that,

how do you say it? The hamster. The hamster wheel turning. She froze. She's like, aw, thanks. I was just physically there to do things. What does that mean? What does that entail? Why was I not important enough to be contacted? frozen like uh thanks thanks funny as visual i was just physically there to do things what does that mean what does that entail why was i not important enough to be contacted you knew i was in boston okay you knew i was there you just weren't on the list or you were doing right i said hey i'm in boston i just didn't tell you why i was in Boston. That's not sketchy. I don't have to send you my itinerary.

Is that sketchy? Yeah, it's pretty sketchy. It's sketchy? Why is it sketchy? Casey, Casey, that's a four-hour trip. He doesn't live in Boston. He lives in Saugus. He is the mayor of Boston. I am 10 miles from Boston. It would be different if I was like,

hey, I'm coming to Saugus and didn't see him. It's 10 minutes away. It's 10 minutes away. I apologize. Next time I come to Boston, I will give you ample heads up that I'm coming to Boston. I'd love to take you to Calhoun.

Okay, honestly, I will go to Calhoun as long as you bring Ellen. Fuck no. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll go if your mom's coming. I'm not third-wheeling. No. You've third-wheeled i'll go if you're not wheeling no you've third wheeled with us before and you're just fine although you're right i did do that yeah we just ganged up on you we

just saw one time one time we went to the flying cock uh when it was outdoor seating so it's a bar yeah on third in new york oh probably yeah yeah and um oh it's pretty good food yeah it's delicious it's shenanigans uh we went and had lunch when jared's mom was in the city helping him move out and he just sat there and just took a fucking beating from the two of us it was like i mean i don't think he said a single word how long have you been waiting years and years oh years yeah like it's like i i mean i've met ellen when i was living in Boston, I'm pretty sure. So we've had a friendship. We've had a relationship.

We text. This was the first time it was just the three of us, and Jared just got an earful, I think. Poor Jared. Was it that bad? I don't remember. I wasn't listening. Nice. That's how you have it.

Yeah, that is exactly. That was like playbook. 833-857-8665. So in the first segment, if you missed the lovely conversation that somehow came from Marty and Jared and Abif, it was what's dirtier, the private parts of a woman or feet? And we have Anthony in Seattle who was a medic in the Army, Jared. So he is going to give us the scoop. So, Anthony, please help us settle this argument.

So you've got to think about it like this. Yes, the vagina has more germs in it. But you've got to think. Athlete's foot. Fungus and stuff growing on the feet. So you can mitigate all the stuff that goes on a vagina with keeping it covered and keeping it from sweating. The feet, you put them in shoes that you wear every day and you don't know where they've been. And then you've got fungus that grows inside of the shoes and on top of the feet.

So the foot is more gross. Unless you actually just take a shower. Can you, for the record, can you just say, like, can you say, Jared, you were correct? Well, no, no, hold on. I have a counterpoint, Anthony. Oh, I agree with you wholeheartedly, Jim.

Anthony, I have a counterpoint, and I'm sorry for what's about to be said out of my mouth because I realize how gross it's about to be. Here we go. I'm sure there's more men listening than women. But there are ways that you can get infections while just wearing clothing like yeast infections or. Well, I mean, if you don't wear the same shit, same panties every day.

Yes, you're going to get an infection. No, no. I mean, you can you you can definitely still get an infection even if you're showering every day because of the insides of a vagina are like, you know, they do self clean. But they also like, you know, your your pH gets out of balance. You know, you have sex with a guy that maybe didn't shower, even if you've kept completely clean. So you can still get infections even if you're taking care of yourself. Oh, 100 percent. But what I'm saying is if you're just going to go on a day to day basis at the end of the day, the vagina is going to be a lot cleaner than your feet. Yeah, I can't argue with a

medic because you know you you do medical things and i don't i just feel like if you're showering your feet and putting them in socks and shoes and then going home and taking them off like they're it's not like you're growing athletes foot on a daily basis the same way you don't have yeast infection on a day on a daily basis yes but do you wash your shoes every day that's the question wash my but my i have socks on that i wear that are clean every day this i know with my panties they still go inside of the shoe and the shoe hasn't been washed so that means that all of those toxins and all of those germs get onto the sock they see through throughout the day you sweat whenever you're walking i understand that you also sweat in your genitals and your axillaries but

you have to you sweat in your feet and they absorb all the pores and they smell and then they don't and then you have to wash them until they don't smell yeah i see what you mean and you using the word like axillaries i mean i can't argue with you because you're obviously smarter in this than me um so go ahead you can tell j he was right. I still think that I'm somewhat right, but go ahead, Anthony, tell him he's right. Oh, no, no, no, no. Casey, you will have, you have a point too. It's just when you have to, when you bring in a fungus and you don't know if the person pees on their feet, you don't know if it doesn't, the shower, you can't control that. Okay. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. People pee on their feet. Casey, people pee in the shower, you can't control that. Okay, hold on a minute. Hold on a minute.

People pee on their feet, Casey? People pee in the shower? People pee literally out of their vagina. It's a different hole, but you're peeing right there. It's the same thing, right? Do you wipe? Yeah, but who's peeing on their feet, like, outside of the shower? But then there's water, like, and soap cleaning it off.

That's better than wiping, I would assume. I cannot believe I'm having this conversation. You have idiots out there that pee on their feet because they think that they're killing all the bacteria when they're just feeding the fungus. Because they're idiots. People pee on their feet thinking they're cleaning their feet? Yes. There was an old wives' tale going on that you can kill all the bacteria in your feet by peeing on it because pee is supposed to be sterile

when exactly you're just feeding the fungus and then they're just eating away at your toes. I guarantee there's people out there listening right now that don't know that. People drink pee to cleanse the insides. Yeah, what about that, Anthony? What about the idea that if you're stranded and you can't find water, you should drink your own pee? Make sure you boil it first That's a lot of salt you're ingesting. What if you can't what if you're like just truly like somewhere where you are gonna die of

dehydration You shouldn't drink. I mean that's just sounds like it's your fault if you're in that position But drink the pee at three times before you actually kill yourself because of all the lactic acid okay all right thank you anthony that's very insightful i had no idea that people pee on their feet to try to clean their feet that is a whole new thing for me that's the first time i'm hearing that's crazy john feidelberg thing to do where he like firmly believes it i don't even think that he would agree with that like i know we had like a week long thing like pisses on himself for fun like he doesn't know like the science behind it or any reason for it well i mean yeah like i you remember very fondly i mean it's probably been over a year

at this point now when the whole you know pee yourself conversation took a whole week of radio because yp i mean first of all we i if we had YP in this office right now like I guarantee you he would think peeing on your feet sterilizes them like that seems like a young right now yeah young page views type of thing to do um oh well we have an actual guy that called in with a doctor before his name so I feel like that's important we have Dr. Mike he's a medical doctor who would like to discuss this and I feel like if someone calls in and says that they're Dr. Mike, they know more than us. Hello, Dr. Mike. Dr. Mike, are you there?

Yes. Yes, you can hear me. Yes. Okay, perfect. Yeah. So, I mean, I know that a medic just called in. But I mean, honestly, from my medical point of view, the vagina has an infinite amount of different bacteria. And if you want to use the term one, I have been told my entire life, like way more times how to take care of, of that than my feet. Like, yes, you have to clean your feet and your feet sweat, but like, there are so many more things that can be going on inside of vagina, right? Dr. Mike? A hundred percent. Uh, so your body, like your skin and your hands,

your feet, wherever else it has its own natural flora of bacteria, but the vagina has its own natural flora of bacteria, obviously, that keeps it healthy and fights off bad bacteria. And to use the term and to talk to, I mean, the fungal infections of feet and the fungal infections of vagina, like you were talking about, but 100%. And like you said, urine comes out of a very close hole, the urethra, right beside the vagina. So you've got that aspect as well.

And then you've also got the aspect of there's the anus right beside it as well, right? So there would be tons of bacteria from stool. So if you're talking about not cleaning feet, if you're not cleaning your vagina and not cleaning that area well, you've got tons of bacteria coming stool so if you're talking about not cleaning feet if you're not cleaning your vagina and not cleaning that area well you know you've got tons of bacteria coming from there as well so that's my two cents i'll let you guys talk more about it but uh yeah i i am a medical doctor from toronto canada so thank you dr mike toronto i love toronto he he you know how uh very like when you talk to a doctor how professional professional they are? He has a doctor voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and also the way he was saying it. Basically what he was saying is for anybody who thinks there's more germs on your feet, you are doing everything that you do in the bathroom right next to the vagina. He said that in such a medical way that it makes sense. I mean, you understand what he's just saying, right, Jared? Like there's more germs because of what goes on around the vagina than your feet no i get it you get it yep yeah so should we put this in the bed or i'm like i had a tough time like thinking about it as he was explaining it i know i looked at both you and

zaz faces while he was explaining it and it both was like oh he's so right yeah i didn't have the best time i didn't have the best time thinking about it. But yeah, no, for sure. But I mean, that's it's the meme of like the and I don't remember when it first came out, but it was on Instagram, you know, years ago. But it was about our generation. And it was like, we are the generation that will not eat the crust of pizza, but we'll eat ass.

And it's like so perfectly this generation it really is it's like you know we like jared's over here like oh i would never suck a toe but give me give me anything else and i'm good it's crazy or it's that brown bit of the banana yes oh i hate those or avocados like i had an avocado yesterday and i was like scooping the brown part. I was like, ugh, I don't want this. It's like, what? Get this out of here. Let's get this out of here. Let's take a few more phone calls. We've got – this says Gabby that just wants to talk about vaginas.

So, Gabby in Kentucky, what's up? Gabby. Gabby. Guys. Hi. I miss you. Oh, this is me, Gabby. Hi, Gabby. I miss you. Oh, this is me, Gabby. Hi, Gabby.

We miss you. I miss you guys more. Aren't vaginas self-cleaning? I wasn't listening to Dr. What's-His-Face, but vaginas are self-cleaning. Yes, they are. But you can have more. I feel like you can have more situations happen, like, outside of your, like, with athletes' feet and stuff like that, I feel like you have to be kind of reckless with your feet. Like, with vaginas.

Yeah, you're fucking gross. Yeah, that's what I'm, but, like, vaginas can have weird things happen, like, if you have sex with, like, the wrong person. And you don't know it. Yes, that's why you wear condoms and wash your body, put yourself a wax, caution with laser hair removal. It can burn your labia. Just a little cautionary tale there. Daddy, has this happened to you? Has this happened to you?

Yes. Oh, no. I am so sorry. I have not had that happen me but i am i am in your pain right now that sounds awful hey it's worth never having to shave or sugar or wax or whatever the fuck it is that you need to do so okay i mean it was a few days of aloe vera and a lot of TLC. A lot of TLC, I would assume. Okay, so. A lot of TLC.

So, Gabby, you and I seem to be on the same page of, like, if you take care of yourself, like, you're fine. Like, if you take care of everything you need to do. But we also know, and I'm assuming that men out there also know, there are a lot of females who do not do that. And that's their own fault. Beyond me. But how are the guys do not do that, which is beyond me. But how are the guys supposed to know that, you know? Smell it. Oh, God.

It's true. It's a good point, Gabby. It's a good point. I honestly, I now feel like anybody who's eaten lunch this entire radio segment is trying to kill themselves. But, Gabby, here's my question for you you would you pop a toe in your mouth yeah okay yeah right like I think that's pg exactly so Jared she thinks it's pg so is Gabby is there any part of the body that like you hesitate when you're having sex or when you're in that situation because you're worried about germs? Um, I'm like a no asshole person. I just, that's like, that's my thing. Just like no assholes. I don't know. That's, you know what, honestly, that's totally fine. And I can, I can understand your thought process on that. But, and if somebody was going to give me an answer on which body part

they don't want to go near because of germs that's probably the most acceptable answer it's definitely not feet jared carabas jared you're really not gonna suck on a girl's finger um not in a pandemic come on okay jared it's i'm not like i'm not repulsed by the pandemic excuse enough i would have i would outside of the pandemic fine maybe okay but here's the thing jared you you know what i'll do mom if you're listening if you're listening please turn this off for for this next thing i'm about to say please turn the radio off okay i'm giving you three seconds three two one if i'm hooking up with a girl and she's like fingering herself then i will put her fingers in my mouth for sure. No doubt.

Not like pre just to get it like a little wet for her. No, I don't have to do that. I don't need to do any of that. You are so sad. Let's go. Let's get into the fucking weekend, baby. I'm dying back here, Jared. I'm on my feet.

Let's go, Zach. I'm on the table. I'm jumping around everywhere, bro. I'm dying back here, Jared. I'm on my feet. Let's go, Zach. I'm on the table. I'm jumping around everywhere, bro. I'm dying back here. Like I need the fucking outside source to lube it up. Come on. Oh, my God, Gabby. A little zip of the sweatshirt is all we need in these parts, Zach. Jesus Christ, Jared.

Since the haircut, I will agree. Since the haircut. Thank you. Thank you, Gabby. I mean, Gabby. It made great strides. It has. Gabby, he has had quite the glow up. There is no doubt. You know, he's got the haircut. Thank you, Gabby. I mean, it made great strides. It has. Gabby, he has had quite the glow up.

There is no doubt. You know, he's got the tattoos. We understand. It couldn't get any worse. I will say, though, his excuse about the pandemic is quite ironic, seeing as he would just, like, make out with somebody in a pandemic,

but he wouldn't suck their finger. Yeah, I guess. I'd rather suck fingers than suck face yeah the germ the germs on your fingers in the middle of this pandemic are less than what's in your mouth and nose it's a fact because everyone is sanitizing and everyone's hands are fucking bleeding from all the hand sanitizer we use why wouldn't you suck fingers right now? Right. You don't have to wear gloves out, but you do have to wear a mask out. Like,

it's a great point. I mean, yes, your hands can obviously, you know, like they can, can give it to somebody else. But like, as long as you're sanitizing, your hands are pretty clean, Jared, you have to wear a mask out because people are worried about what's coming out of your nose and your mouth. Yeah. I mean, fine. If you want me to start sucking fingers, I'll suck fingers. But like, it's going to happen. Thank you, I appreciate that. Like, it's going to have to be one of those things where like you come in

and I don't even think it's a wild ask during a pandemic, but like you walk in, it's like, please wash your hands since you came in. If I see you wash your hands, I'll suck the fuck out of those fingers. But not take a shower if you're going to go down on a girl. I don't care

about that whatever okay if we meet in person will you suck my finger yeah sure if i if you if you if i see you wash your hands first no doubt oh god you're the worst i'm not i don't want to get sick gabby why do you want me to get sick I have perfectly manicured nails I clean underneath my nails every day it is about that if girls have perfectly manicured nails and they keep trying like that means their hands are normally very clean because they're taking care of their hands every day yeah fine whatever yeah sure all right Gabby so what I I know what we're gonna do here thank you for growing up from being a 13-year-old. Like, I appreciate you.

It's fine. What we're going to do here, we're going to set this up. Obviously, post-pandemic, whenever the fuck that's going to be, there's going to be a KFC Radio Live on Broadway, as there normally is. We're going to make sure you're there, and we're going to make sure Jared comes, and we're going to make sure there is a camera while he sucks your fingers.

I mean, it doesn't have to be sexual. I am married. So it's just like literally sticking my fingers in your mouth. Yeah. Like, yeah, no, no, like sucking or anything like just straight up. You have to put your finger in his mouth again. Once it's safe and healthy to do, we're going to make that happen at a KFC radio live show. Perfect.

I love it so much. I mean, my fingers are just pulsating right now they can't wait thanks for the call guys call in more often yeah love you mean it love you too okay i mean that absolutely has to happen now yeah we're gonna do it on stage too have gabby who hates kevin which is wonderful go up and just jared has to just suck her fingers. Or not suck, because she's married. Can't be doing that shit. It's going to be something. It's going to be something.

It's going to be something. I honestly, you know, I always say this, but whenever we don't have specific topics that we're going to hit, I don't know where we're going to go. I assumed we were going to be talking a little football, a little baseball today, and instead we talked about God knows what. I don't really know what we talked about. I didn't think when I started the show with the Marty drama that we would have ended it with me agreeing to suck someone's fingers that I've never met before. Right, especially because you're so anti-sucking hands.

I'm anti-germs, Casey. It's different. Well, you're not, or you wouldn't go down on girls. It's different or you wouldn't go down on girls it's different you wouldn't make out with girls just to end the show to get into the weekend Casey all I gotta say titties ain't dirty you have yourself a good weekend

Zah has both hands in the air his hands are raised playboy Marty's laughing that's how we're gonna end this week on radio. Titties ain't dirty! You should make a shirt. I am. Alright. Well, we'll be back next week with

a new episode of CCK. Friday Night Pines tonight. Me, Kelly, Frankie, Marty, Cons, John, and Kevin, and I'm sure it'll be a shit show, and I'm absolutely going to bring this up. So make sure you tune in at 6 o'clock tonight. Have a fantastic, safe weekend. You guys stay hot.