KFC Radio - Best of CCK: Medium Rare Pink

Episode Date: December 21, 2020

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Welcome, welcome, welcome back. It's a Monday edition of CCK.

It's me, Jared Garoppolo. It's Casey Smith. I'm fresh off my third straight Jenga dub. It was one of the most appalling scenes I have ever seen. I mean. It was truly. Not the game. Fleming.

The scene around the game. Jared, Frank Fleming. Words. You know how they say, like, Shakespeare coined, like, 2,000 words by himself? Like, all your vocabulary can be dated back to Shakespeare, like, inventing the word. Which is crazy. He was just sitting there and being like, I need a word for, like, when you're really, really in love with someone who, like, you know, you can't fucking have. Like, there you go.

He's coming up with words, you know? I need Shakespeare to come up with words for what Frank Fleming was doing in the Triple S today. I mean, it was never before seen. It was patently ridiculous. And let's keep in mind that your partner, John Feidelberg, had a megaphone. And it was still. I shit you not.

I'm not exaggerating. Frank Fleming was louder than the megaphone. Oh, I know. He's a human megaphone. Fights brought it in. We knew what we were up against. We were like, fuck this. Fight fire with fire.

We were blasting a megaphone in frank the tank's ear and he was more disturbing to us yes he was so i think because this is the first year of jenga there's going to be like league sanctions and regulations coming for you i feel like you can't you can't just be walking in there with a megaphone like that's you not you can't be walking in there with frank the tank i i get it i get it but like something's chaos it's okay yeah i know no i i i agree feidelberg was like he was like forgive me it was it was like father forgive me for what i'm about to do like i don't want to do this either but it has to be done frank is that disturbing he's in your head when you play him look at him

so look at him look at his pants look at the bottom Look at his pants. Look at the bottom of his pants. So if you see the bottom. Wait, why are they doing that? If you look at the bottom of Frank the Tank's jeans, they are, there's a slit cut on each side of the ankle about halfway up to his knee. And I said, Frank, what's going on with your jeans today, brother? And there's two things. First of all, on a good note, he's under 400.

He hit the three handle on the scale, 399. So he's lost some weight, and his belt is drooping a little bit. He had to put some new notches in it. And number two, about five years ago, his grandfather passed away, and he had some jeans in his closet, and Frank took them. And he and his grandfather are not the same size, and so he needed to just cut the bottoms of them to turn them into, like, giant JNCOs.

Got it. Well... But it is rather remarkable that they're close enough in size that he could wear them, because, you know, that means that's a big boy family. Yeah, for sure. close enough in size that he could wear them because, you know, that means that's a big boy family. Yeah, for sure. But PFT was wearing his patented JNCOs and they were the lesser of the baggy jeans in the building.

Like actual JNCOs. And Frank said, yeah, you know, these are my bad jeans. And I said, who among us does not have a pair of bad jeans, you know? We do all have bad jeans. Like you have your good jeans and your bad jeans. You have your clothes that you like to wear. You have your clothes that you wear when you're down to the wire with laundry. Frank? Yeah.

He was wearing his bad jeans today. What can you do, man? What can you do? I would say that when you're gonna, when you got a competition, when, you know, when 10 G's is on the line, when your pride's on the line, because Pubes, too, is the only Jenga team in the tournament who has not notched a single W yet. I would say that maybe on competition day.

Who's on that team? It's Nick Tarani, and he drafted Frank the Tank. And so I would say maybe wear your good jeans on Jenga day. That's just me. As a fan of stool streams and Jenga, it would appear to me that Frank has somehow bypassed Dave's maximum days in the office. Oh, Jared. He's way bypassed. Oh, Jared, that is so far in the rear view, we can't even see it anymore.

He's in here every day. What was that originally, two days? I don't even know if he put a day. It was once a week. It was once a week. I mean, he's here five days a week. more than that close now it's it's not even close the day that we did jenga in oh so cyber monday when we did it in the middle of the office because the stool stream or because triple s was being turned into the escape room i thought that was the day that

dave was going to send Frank home. I really did. Well, this is the thing. Dave does not deal with Frank enough. He doesn't play Jenga a lot. He's not around him a lot. There's no reason for Dave to enforce the rule. Dave doesn't give a shit about, you know,

someone else can come up to him and be like, you know, Frank is annoying me, and it's like, I don't care. Well, Frank. And at the end of the day, Dave wants this. He wants the Wack Pack. He wants the Fun House. He wants this fucking House of Horrors. And part of that is having Frank Fleming screaming in your ear while you're trying to play Jenga.

Thank God we got the W. Three in a row. It's me in fights. It's loser goes home on Thursday. Against who? Dan and Roan. Winner goes on to the W. The three in a row. It's me in fights. It's loser goes home on Thursday. Against who? Dan and Roan. Winner goes on to the tournament. Let us not forget that I have five grand on the line on you guys, too.

You fucking bitch. Hey, not me. It's not my fault. So we may have won the battle, but during my match today, it was very much Frank versus John. You're going to love this, Jared. It was megaphone versus booming voice, and me and Nick were actually very silent. We would just kind of go and quietly step to the side,

and then those two would duke it out, and Frank was singing songs. He was calling Feidelberg Adam Gase and calling him the Jets. And he kept singing the Little Drummer Boy. He kept saying, you know, Jenga Tower's falling down, falling down, falling down. And then he did two things. One time, he goes, he stares right at me.

He looks me in the eyes and he goes, hey, KFC. And the whole room stops. And Iares right at me. He looks me in the eyes and he goes, hey, KFC. And then the whole room stops. And I look over at Frank. And he pours a packet of salt onto his palm and just licks it. What? Yes. Zal loves that.

I mean. Like a fucking cat licking his paws. Licks his palm. This is like basketball. This is like basketball. This is like basketball. You have like a psych out. It was an end. And so he said it to me. He very, very clearly waited until it was my turn.

And looked at you dead in the ass. And then said, hey, KFC. And everyone stopped and then looked at me like me and Frank have some sort of salt licking ritual. I was like, Frank, what does that mean? You've got to tell it. Now the world thinks that me and you eat salt off of each other's hands or something. What is that? You're leaving it up to the imagination of the people now.

And then, so finally, PFT, sideline reporter, goes over there, and he's like, Frank, what was that salt gesture about? And he goes, sometimes I like to just rip a packet of salt. Okay. Okay. Why not? Sure, Frank. It is stunning.

Jared, we were watching it by all of our desks. Of course, while this is going on, you have to put it on all the TVs. And everyone stopped and looked at each other like, why did Frank just lick his hand? It wasn't like just in the Triple S you were questioning it. The entire and looked at each other like why did Frank just lick his hand? It wasn't like just in the triple S you were like the entire office looks at each other and then we played the whole Jenga game where he's touching the blocks and everything. I was like, we probably yeah, licking our hands and then touching right and that is that comes in second place that gets the silver medal.

This is so good. He at one point in the middle of all shit talking-talking, which is, at best, you get a chuckle. At worst, it's from fucking Hook, you know? Like, it's the opposite of Bangarang. But all of a sudden, something, like, took over Frank's body. And he just looks at Feidelberg and he goes, He goes, You medium-rare pink bitch!

And the whole place, like like it brought the house down. Because he does have a pink hue to him. He definitely has that rosy hue to him. You medium rare pink bitch. And like it stopped. And I was like, bro, funny is funny. Funny is funny. I'm going to call that fat piece of shit a medium rare pink bitch for the rest of his fucking natural life.

It's so good. I mean, it was like I would rather – I mean, you got fucking eradicated on stool streams. Like forget about winning the match. Come on. You medium rare pink bitch. And it is so much worse from Frank. I gave Donna a backhanded compliment last night. What did you say?

So I went to the mall last night to buy some sweaters. And I went in there and I didn't want to go in the dressing room. And it was all sales final, either because of what the sales were or like COVID. I don't know. But you can't exchange, can't return nothing. And I was like, the medium seems like it would be way too tight on me, and the large seems a little bit too big. But I was like, if I get the large and it doesn't fit,

I can just give it to Feidelberg because he's fat. So I texted him, and I was like, hey, I was just at the mall, and I bought these two new sweaters. They're really nice, but if they don't fit me, I feel like they might fit you. And he's like, you calling me fat? And I'm like, well, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, definitely. That's exactly what I'm doing here, yeah.

Yeah. And I'll be honest, I'll be honest. You know, I don't know if the large is going to cut it. No. You know? It's flattering that you're thinking medium and large, and really it's more like large XL and maybe XL. I mean, here's the thing.

We make fun of John for being fat, but he's not fat. He's just so thick. He's just thick. He's so thick. Yeah, he's just brolic. And I'll tell you what's not helping. There's fucking Christmas cookies and snacks abound in this place. Did you see what Devin's mom got?

It is. Got a whole tray of Christmas cookies. I don't even this place. Did you see what Devin's mom got? It is. Got a whole tray of Christmas cookies. I don't even think you can say that's a tray. I think you can say it's a mountain. Also, I got a fucking problem. I had two bagels with mustard today. So good. I love it.

Two. I've had them before. I can't be eating two bagels. I mean, two bagels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, what did you eat the bagel with? Yeah, two bagels with mustard.

What? Like on the, just that? Yeah. two bagels with mustard. What? Like on the just that? Yeah. Which sounds gross. I admit it. When I saw Bailey Carlin doing it, I was like, this is disgusting. And then I just thought it's like a hot pretzel. Yeah.

If you've ever had a soft pretzel, you put mustard on a soft pretzel, no problem. I don't know. I'm just put off by the idea of just a bagel and mustard. I know. But I promise you. Wait, it's like a trend? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Bailey did it. Bailey brought it into my life. He set the internet on fire. So I've put ketchup in a baked potato before, and people are like, that's disgusting. I'm like, it's the inside of a french fry. You dip your french fry into ketchup. Certain things just look – like he also like smeared it on. Like when I eat a soft pretzel, you take like the mustard and you kind of put like drizzle

on it, you know? Yeah. And if you eat it like that, it just feels like when I eat a soft pretzel, you take like the mustard and you kind of put like drizzle on it, you know? And if you eat it like that, it just feels like you're eating a hot pretzel. When you smear it on and then there's nothing. Also, sometimes people get like deli sandwiches on a bagel and you can get like turkey cheese

and mustard and put it on there. But yeah, it's weird. I am not going to say it's normal. I'm just going to say you're missing out on a good little snack. I guess the pretzel analogy. And also it's something like I feel weird if I'm eating a bagel in like the middle of the afternoon. Sometimes I'm like this is like a breakfast thing.

What am I doing? This makes it feel like it's a daytime snack, you know? I have a bone to pick about Jenga. Oh, yeah? And I don't like to talk about it. Is it because you didn't get drafted, you dumb bitch? No. Well, yeah, but I still get $5,000 if you guys win, so I don't really care.

I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to throw it. If I'm on the verge of winning. You don't want $5,000? I think I want to spite you more. No, Kevin. No, I need the money. Yeah, I was about to say you need the money.

But if I was in a different financial situation, I would call you into the Triple S. I would look you dead in the eyes, and I would just take the tower over. But see, here's the thing is you can't be mad at me because I didn't ask for it. Yeah, that fat, fucking medium, rare, pink bitch pink bitch. Yeah, he just gave it up to me. But so today we tried a new thing never been done inside the Triple S. It was Speed Jenga. And I love the idea. So basically it's two towers and they put a divider so you can't see the other team and you have 10 minutes and you and your partner have to, you know to get the most re-racks in 10 minutes. How many did you get?

Well, so it was Tommy and Kinjack, and then me and Lil Sass. I feel like I could fucking rip. Now listen, I'm not going to throw him under the bus unnecessarily. I'm going to throw him under the bus necessarily. It was his first game ever, and I know the first time ever. Ever or just ever? Here. He was like, I've never played before.

And you know when we first started playing stool streams like everyone was shaking you're getting sweaty you took your time I was ripping them so quickly that like troops who's never seen it before troops was like is this normal she's just ripping I'm like it's as fast as you have to alternate you have to alternate it got to the point where pft was like little sass is playing like a normal game like he he was so nervous he like wouldn't touch her once he was taking forever to pull and i only we only lost by one kevin i am not kidding i was doing it in 10 seconds every single time and tommy was like i just thought the way you guys the way they kept saying little sass was taking so long i thought you guys gonna be way behind i was like no i fucking carry this team i like little sass

i'm not trying to talk shit i won that game i I mean, I could have done, I really believe I could have done 35. How many did you do? We did 24. They did 25. I mean, that feels slow as shit to me for them to not have to. That's what I'm saying. And it was, Lil Sass was playing so slowly that it became a narrative from the booth and from PFT on the sidelines.

And they still only beat us by one. That's a Fugazi win, Tommy. PFT. It's Fugazi. PFT in our postgame after the salt move was clearly the move of the match. And he said, well, I'd rather be on the podium than on the sodium.

And I just, the man's brain just works in mysterious ways. It's just a whole other level. It is. We do have to pour some out today, by the way, though. This is a sad day. Oh, no. It's Bloody Monday here on the internet as 10 million videos have been deleted from Pornhub, Zah. 10 million.

Bro, I lost it. Like, no one goes to see the fucking verified Account people's fucking videos We go for the amateur shit So here's the deal Wait what? What's happening? You're not losing amateur You're losing

The unverified So you gotta be verified So this is actually a very good thing This is like Pornhub is trying to like regulate the industry And their Pornhub is so like What's it called? Like open source, if you will, whatever that's called. Crowd sourcing.

Where like everybody can upload user generated. It's very hard to regulate. And so there's like horrible, horrible stuff on Pornhub. Fucking rape and torture and people against their will and all that shit. That's very hard to control. So they said, fuck it. We're shutting down. It's almost like when the music industry got regulated and like Napster and Kazaa and all those got shut down.

The only way you can post a video now onto Pornhub is if you are like a verified user and you upload your material. So like your favorite porn videos right now, Jared, are probably gone. Because how many of your – I don't always go to Pornhub though. upload your material. So like your favorite porn videos right now, Jared are probably gone because I mean, how many of your, I don't always go to porn hub though. Okay. That's fine. But, but within porn hub is,

is far and away the biggest, I think they said, um, I was watching a video today that said it would take 169 years to watch all the videos. Like if you just started watching and never stopped, it would take 169 years to watch all the videos that are on Pornhub. It's far and away the biggest porn website.

And so now, you have to be, you know, at the rocket, and you have your own account, and you, like, upload your own videos. But, like, think about your favorite... I'd upload my own video. You know, your favorite Adriana Cechik video is, like, it's not uploaded by Adriana Cechik. It's uploaded by, like, HotMom6969 or whatever the fuck.

You know what I mean? These regular people who start a Pornhub account and just upload their own – like their favorite scenes and shit. So unless it's like a studio or a couple or like a semi-professional amateur, OnlyFans, yada, yada, yada. It's gone. So there's 3 million videos left, but they axed 10 million videos. That's insane. That's nuts. So you go to Pornhub now, it's like only official, you know,

my studio did this or I uploaded this and it's me in it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's not great. Well, I mean, it's great. Like I said, they are stopping some truly heinous shit. I never came across that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's not great. Well, I mean, it's great. Like I said, they are stopping some truly heinous shit. I never came across that.

You have to go looking for that to find that. Neither did I. But if it stops, if there's no longer an incentive for people to kidnap and sex traffic to make these videos because they can no longer get on Pornhub and make money, then yes, the world is a better place today, Jared. We have to concede that. But as the average hop on the main page and just scroll and click something you like. What does it take to get verified though? Because I think like what on like Tinder now,

like there are people that are verified and it's just like all you have to do is just confirm your like phone number and email. I don't know. If I'm not mistaken, I believe a credit card is required. Yeah, probably. You probably have to be like a part of their revenue system or whatever. I think it's more though that like it's not even that.

It's like I can upload my videos. You know what I mean? Like I can be a verified user user but I can't upload Heather Brooks video you know I think I think it's basically like and that's probably good for like the sex workers of the world too where it's like you you know if you want to see your favorite porn star now you want to see a Bella Danger you got to go to a Bella Danger's videos and her views are going up but that's not that's just not how you know the world has worked with Pornhub for a long time. Did you know that fairly recently, I want to say within the last 20 years, Pornhub, it used to be a five-video limit per day?

Really? Yeah. You used to be able to... Watching? Yeah. Uploading. Yeah, no, watching. I think in the early 2000s, so it like right when we probably would have started watching. It would be like, you know, you have reached your like limit for like free videos today.

Like please subscribe or buy a premium account or whatever. And then the world then they opened it up like totally for free. And that's the way it's been for a long time. But I mean, a major, major porn overhaul. And yeah, you say, Jared, you don't you don't have to go to Pornhub, but I think as Pornhub goes, so goes the porn industry, where I feel like they, like, Xvideos is next, and Uges, and I don't know, whatever else there are.

I feel like you can't be like, well, they cleaned up the sex trafficking, but we're going rogue, you know? I feel like everybody's going to have to follow suit. But 10 million videos. That's a lot of videos. Goodbye. See ya. I think my favorite video might million videos. That's a lot of videos. Goodbye. See ya.

I think my favorite video might be gone. So that's what I'm afraid of. The one that I've been into. Which one? Holly, it was Holly Hot Wife. That's the problem. And I don't see it. I mean, you know what I mean? Like, you.

I don't see it. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no. Like, let me see. I'm going to go see if Heather Brooke's back. Because Heather Brooke, she started her Pornhub account recently, but it's all of her new shit. None of her old shit is going to be there.

Everyone listening right now is just scrambling to see if there are Porn videos there. I mean, Heather Brooke right now. No, we good. We good. She was smart enough. She re-uploaded. She re-uploaded all her shit so holly does have an official account but the video that i liked was uploaded that is the problem is

like you know i was thinking how many times i'm good you're good which one which one is if yours is still there i just want to make sure that layla london was still on there, but it's like Bang Bust, Don't Fuck My Daughter, Brazzers, Property Sex, Mofos. They've all uploaded her content. Let's see if Tory Black at the college party is still there. That's a classic. See, that's a problem, folks.

That's a fucking problem for the world. The fact that you can't just hop on Pornhub anymore and see Tory Black get fucked at that college frat party is a sad, sad day. That ain't right, man. Somewhere, just not on Pornhub. You know what I mean, Zach? That ain't right, dude.

That's just not the way God intended it, man. Thoughts and prayers for all three of you right now. T's and P's, man. T's and P's for all three of you. Kevin. Kevin. I think this is a business opportunity. Oh, do you?

What are we going to do? Yeah. I feel like there's, you know, how do you bypass, you know, not wanting that terrible stuff that was on Pornhub? Sorry, let me just interrupt because I Googled it, and this is what I found. I clicked it. Torrey Black College Fuckfest. It says, video disabled video has been flagged for verification in

accordance with our trust and safety policy that was uploaded nine years ago it has 4.5 million views and it's still kind of the link is there but it says like we have officially flagged this so that's what you're going to run into when you go look up some of your favorite

videos from from days of your from days gone by. Video has been flagged for verification in accordance with our trust and safety policy. So you've found the balance for keeping the world safe and healthy and happy while we also make some money. What do we do here? I mean, we can start a porn website where people can submit whatever videos that they want as long as they pass our morality clause. But there's only one way to really bypass that system, and it would be if someone was sitting there and viewing the material to give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down. So we can just start the website, but then we would have me, you, and Zaha. We'd just be like, yeah, this one's good. This one's not good. We will form the RBB, the Real Beaters Brotherhood.

It will be me, you, Zah, Feidelberg. YP used to be in there. I don't know what he's up to. We can maybe join in. We'll get Trill Withers. We'll get the Real Beaters out here. And our job will be to watch these porns, make sure that they are safe and healthy,

and also re-upload some of the gems from days gone by. Casey's giving me this look of disgust. Casey's not a real beater. Casey's not a real beater. People have made coin in worse ways. No, no, no. I'm not judging that.

You're going to turn your nose up and try to make the porn world a safe place, Casey? No, no, no. As a matter of You're going to turn your nose up at us trying to make the porn world a safe place, Casey? No, no, no. As a matter of fact, you should be showering us with praise, dumb bitch. I thank you so much for doing that. Yes. I was more just looking around at the fact that no one even raised an eyebrow. The real Brother Peter Hood.

The real Peter's Brother Hood. It's not what you were pitching. It was that you just had a name just right on the tip of your tongue. I just looked at Jared. I looked at Dodd. No one batted an eye. That's because, you know, we're real beaters. It's a job.

We're real beaters, and we're going to form a brotherhood. It's like King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. I'm very happy for you guys. I feel like Pornhub probably has some system like that where they have people watch it. It just grew too big. They're like Gotham City. It grew too big. It needed to be torn down so it could be rebuilt the right way.

And from this, from the ashes, we shall rise. Right. The real beaters. And we will start a porn site that will be A, the safest place on the internet, and B, we'll have all the classics. Mm-hmm. You want your classic porn, you come to realbeaters.com. I'm happy for you guys.

For the beaters, by the beaters. Love it. Dead motto. For the beaters, by the beaters. Can you laugh at that? Can I look around at that? FBB. For the beaters, by the beaters.

And we will be a delight to work with us. All of the top talent will want to come to realbeaters.com. We'll make sure everything's safe and sound. And also, you know, we respect the elders. We respect the pioneers and the trailblazers. And you know what you'll be able to see there? Holly Hot Wife. You know what you'll be able to see there?

Layla, what was her name? Layla London. Layla London. Layla London, you know what you'll see there? Tory Black get fucked at a college fuckfest party, okay? That's what the people want. That's what the people are going to fucking get. Yep. Again, I'm happy for you guys.

Sounds great. Maybe you can quit your jobs and start it. Well, I was thinking that. I was thinking that. I was thinking, because we've done a lot of porn. There was a time where we, early on, I was offered interviews with porn stars. And I was like, oh, I don't know if I can do this. I'm married.

I'm having a kid. And then I just got over that. And I was just like, this is fucking interesting. People listen. It's funny. Everybody cares. They might say they don't, but everything, the views, the downloads, everything, whatever. So I kind of got over that.

And then it's like now we interview a lot of them. And then I'm like, well, what if they were ever to be like, do you want to get into business? Like into the actual film business? Like if a porn star was like, you guys do a lot of merch here. Can you help me sell merch? It's like, well, what's the difference between what I do and what they do? Except like their form is sex, you know? But then all of a sudden you're like in bed in the porn game.

Yeah. And then what? Then all of a sudden you get to the point where like, well, why don't I just help you shoot? Why don't I help you just produce? Why don't next thing you know, you're a fucking porn director, Jared. That's why it's a slippery slope. Well, that's what about that.

That is my question here. Like if I was just in the porn game and I was just making money hand over fist, would it really be so bad? It's up to you. Would it be any worse is what I'm doing right now. Casey, I'm sitting here on the fucking air talking about the real beater's brotherhood. What would be worse, you know? Well, I mean, again, you could do that. I just quietly am like a porn producer.

Like behind the scenes. Yeah, like I know how to do social media and I know how to fucking like upload videos and, you know, the whole system and schedule. And like where I can be like an OnlyFans producer director, you know. Behind the scenes where I'm like, girl, here's how you do it. You know, you got to have videos up on it like every Tuesday, Thursday, too. Yeah. I think if I did that, people would be confused. They'd be like, dude, I followed you because you tweeted Barry Bonds home runs.

Now I'm watching this girl get fisted in the butt. But you, it's like, if you like the KFC radio content, you're probably watching a lot of porn. You asked the question. See, that's the difference. That's why you're not a real beater. You asked the question. Why I asked the question. Why not us, Casey?

Why not a girl getting fisted in the butt? No, it's just his brain is so weird to me. That's the example that he used. That was the first thing he was thinking about. Not that weird anymore. Not that weird anymore. No, no, don't kink shame. But it's just like for that.

It is 2020. Did you win? Yeah. They won. Liz and Big Ev, another W for that. I feel like the last time I brought up butt stuff, I was the prude here. You are. I was like, oh, why?

Unless things have changed since we talked about it. Yeah, you were the prude. You wouldn't even get a fucking the prude here. You are. I was like, oh, why? Unless things have changed since we talked about it. Yeah, you were the prude. You wouldn't even get a fucking toy in your butt. You pussy. A toy in my butt. Yeah, well, why don't you put a toy in your, yeah, put a toy car in your butt right now like Steve-O. Right now?

You say it so weird. Steve-O. Steve-O. Steve-O. Steve-O. Steve-O. Gotta hit the O. No. I mean, do you remember he was like appalled that yeah it's a pussy listen i wasn't appalled oh the greatest i recognize that

one of the greatest i recognize that people are into it the greatest analogy and joke that i've maybe ever heard it i'm not even kidding you sam morrill has a new special out on youtube right now i want to say it's up on the roof or up in the heights you. Sam Murill has a new special out on YouTube right now. I want to say it's up on the roof or up in the Heights or something like that. He has a new special where he did rooftop stuff all throughout quarantine. If you don't know Sam Murill, he's this New York City Jewish cat who is so fucking funny. I swear to God, no exaggeration, the best joke writer, joke teller, joke crafter when it comes to just like comedy punch lines nobody in the game better he hit me he hit everybody with the greatest analogy i have ever heard when it comes to butt stuff for guys and jared i think i think you could learn from

this and he said he was talking about how listen like or not, the G-spot for men, you know where it's located, Jared? It's in your butt. It is in your butt. It's just fucking, physiologically, that's where it is,

okay? Biologically, that's where it is. And he said that the G-spot for men and butt stuff for men, it's much like Broadway in that it's mostly enjoyed

by gay men. They love it. They're all about it. And when straight guys dabble in it, they go, shit, you know, this is delightful, and I've been missing out. I could have been doing this the whole time. This is an unbelievable show. This is a great performance that I've just been turning my nose up at all along

because it's for girls and it's for gay guys, and here I am a straight man and my eyes have been opened up to Broadway and my butt. And I mean, I don't think I've ever heard of a I mean, the first time you're like, huh, that was awesome. Those lyrics, those songs. It was amazing. I'm going to go to the I'm going to go Broadway more often. Well, that's like when you get a finger in your ball, you get your dick sucked. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's get a finger in your bowl and you get your dick sucked. Yeah.

Well, I mean, that's a great analogy. He goes, yeah. He didn't know what to say. Yeah. Let's hit a break. When we come back, we'll get to your calls, 833-85-STOOL. We'll talk about the great Pornhub purge of 2020. We'll get into whatever else we got going here on a CCK Monday.

Wow, Zah! Wow! I mean, Zah, sometimes you just come with these songs that I swear to God I would be the only person, maybe Clem, that would even know about. Brooklyn's Finest? I mean, it's not... This is not a song that most people are pulling out on a motherfucking Monday, as The Rocket would say. One of the hottest female DJs ever? Ever.

Shout out Angie Martinez. Angie Ma is like, do you remember when she went from Hot 97s? I don't know if this means anything to you. That was a couple years ago. That was a couple years ago. That to me, that's like when a wrestler went from WCW to WWF or like going from Yankees to Red Sox.

She was the face of Hot 97 with Ebro and them for like the longest time. And then it was just like cash talks, man, money talks. That was crazy. Great song. Shout out to Angie. 833-85-STOOL is the phone number. Let's go to Nate in Little Rock.

What's up, Nate? Yo, Kevin, Casey, Rock at Long Time No See. It's good to talk to you. I was going to say, how you been? It's been a while. Yeah, you good? Yeah, you good. For us, it's weird. It's like. I was going to say how you been? It's been a while. Yeah you good? For us it's weird.

If a caller or a contributor kind of falls off. Yeah it's like you could be dead for all I know. Nate might be dead. I've just been busy with work. But I've been listening. Alright what do you got for us? I wanted to ask you a question about Feidelberg but you got me on this porn thing.

I need to ask you something first. One of the greatest pieces of content I I think you ever put out, Kevin, and you need to really think about bringing it back, is the porn star March Madness bracket. And I think it's time to bring that motherfucker back because that was whoo! That was – I got to give props more so to YP and Fights. He is so passionate about it.

As much as I'm a real beater, I have my favorites. And I stick to what I like is what I'm trying to say. YP, the man is like an encyclopedia. I mean, he knows. And I'm sure Zod, too, being a businessman when it comes down to it, you probably know all the names. But YP, he intimately knows like every performer in the goddamn world. It's special.

And he speaks about each of them with a kind of relationship with them. I feel bad. So when we – so like what I kind of referenced before, when I was still not too sure about like doing interviews with porn stars, I had the opportunity to interview Lana Rhodes. And I remember being like, I don't know, man. Like this is just not – I think it was also going to be on a Saturday. So I was going to have to tell my then wife who I think was probably pregnant. Like I got to go into work to do an interview off hours. I don't ever do it.

Like who is it with? Like Michael Jordan? No, a porn star. So I was like I just don't think I can do this. So YP did it. But now I'm thinking like now Lana comes through and I'd be like, fuck, roll out the red carpet. We're going to do videos.

We're going to do this. We're going to do that. So we did the March Madness tournament. Like he had a 64 bracket, 64 player bracket. And he knew every single 1-16 seed. I was like, you know, I was out of gas after like 10 people, you know, and those two fights of him were just rattling off stats. And I remember YP described Lana Rhodes as Giannis, as Mike Trout.

He was like, it's just Giannis Antetokounmpo. Like, she's going to be the next big thing. She's Mike Trout. She's already a hall of famer and her career's just started like passion pouring out of him as he talked why he has such a gift of like being able to describe like porn stars and like sports analogies and kind of together there's if you're talking about a single specific craft, there is nobody better in the world at doing anything than YP can compare porn stars to athletes.

I mean, he'll nail it. He'll be like, that girl's like Jimmy Foxx. And it's like, what? What are you even fucking, how do you know? It's on the head every time. So what do you got for me about Feidelberg, Nate? So a while back on KFC radio, you guys had some kind of deal where Feidelberg was going to wear a dress, and I haven't seen that happen yet.

Oh, fuck. Oh, the Harry Styles thing. Feidelberg was so high on the Harry Styles dress thing. If you remember a couple weeks ago, he wore a dress. The Candace Owens and the Ben Shapiros of the world said that it was an attack on the familial institution of America and masculinity. And I remember saying, like, you know, that's ridiculous. But also, if you can't admit that it's just like a little bit fucking weird that Harry Styles is rocking this gown.

And Feinberg was like, no, it's totally normal. It's totally fine. Like, no, come on. It's not. And he was like, I'd wear a dress. I was like, let's fucking do it. He needs to wear a gown. But I do believe that the burden was on me to get the gown. And I'm not. You got to get the gown. But I do believe the burden was on me to get the gown,

and you gotta get the gown. You want me to get it? Yes, because I don't know how to fucking get the gown. Like, is it supposed to be like a really nice gown? Well, I mean, what Harry Styles is wearing would be like a fucking $5,000 designer. I'm not buying that for John. But I wouldn't even know. I mean, it's gotta be like size like 52 to fit

Feidelberg, right? Like, I wouldn't even know. It would depend on the dress. What size in women's would Feidelberg be? He's a size 52 to fit Feidelberg, right? I wouldn't even know. No, it would depend on the dress. What size in women's would Feidelberg be? He's a thick boy. Like a 20? No. No? I was afraid to say because—

Well, I know. I know. You might offend some people, so I'll say it. I feel like if you are in the teens, that's a bigger dress, right? Yeah. Well, first of all, it depends on like – The kind of dress. The kind of dress.

It depends on where you're thick, where you're not. The problem is that John is – He's thick all over. That's the problem. It's like a lot of girls that wear like a bigger size, it might not be because their waist is that way. It's because they've got a big ass or big – Big arms, yeah, yeah, yeah. John is just a square.

He is. He is. He's – You call him a refrigerator, right? He's Spongebob Squarepants. Nate, now I got to question you, sir. I mean, are you waking up at night being like, I just got to see Final Breath of the Stress? No.

No. I mean, you called the radio show asking for it. I'm just holding his feet to the fire because when you guys were talking about it, you guys weren't just like, oh, like, oh, these are just- No, yeah. That was classic. He said it like I will do it. So I'm just holding his feet to the fire.

Honestly, I appreciate that. We do have our live show coming up on Wednesday. Maybe I will surprise you. Can we get a dress by Wednesday? Okay. We're going to get a dress by Wednesday. I got you. I'd love to hear Stefano talk to him.

Like, Fidelberg, why the fuck are you wearing this? Yeah. Oh, there's a good chance. Chris DiStefano might fuck Fidelberg if he shows up in a dress. I guarantee you Spider could get a dress today. Yeah, that's going to have to happen. Thank you, Nate. That just sparked the whole thing.

Take it easy. Yes, Rocket. We have a live show on wednesday night um so uh final break's apartment so i have what yes i i feel like i chosen covid yeah i i have decided yes but i can't me and final burger not going to get back on stage for like 20% capacity. That just doesn't make sense for us. We're not good enough. We don't have the itch the way that these stand-up people do. I want to wait until we can do another sellout club or, God willing, a theater. But I also started to think to myself, we are like internet guys, all of us, the internet

company. And for us to try to get on stage, while it's always a fun night and I think we do a good enough job and the people enjoy it and they like to come out and see us, the internet is our bread and butter. So COVID or no COVID, I think we're just going to do live shows, pay-per-views forever. Just every now and then a live show where we have guests, we have Barstool personalities join up, we have pre-recorded skits and videos where we really let it fly. And so we're going to set it up in Feidelberg's apartment and do a very Barstool Christmas.

It'll be Wednesday night, 8 o'clock. It'll be as if, you know, when we're streaming live for Electric Chair or Gambling Cave or whatever, everywhere on all those platforms it'll be out and i think final park's gonna have to wear a dress he's gonna have to yeah that's the perfect setting he can pose right in front of the fireplace oh my god this we might have just opened up pandora's box well we what we need to do is we need to get a like a fancy gown like a tool type gown in like a maroon color so it looks festive. A what type gown?

Tulle. You know the – Okay. Did you watch the Broadway thing the other night? No. The one night on Broadway? No. Tina Fey?

No. Tina Fey – and the only reason I did is because I was with John. That should not surprise you. We had to watch that immediately. He – like Kelly Clarkson wore this like – it basically – so tulle is like – it looks like the – I don't know how to explain it. Just like a fancy dress material? No, not even – I mean it is very fancy, but it doesn't look super fancy.

But it's like very puffy. Oh, yeah. That's what we need. We need it to be frilly and lacy and puffy. I'll show you what – like an example of one. While you look that up, let's go to Rich in New Jersey. What's up, Rich? What's going on, guys?

How are you? Good. What you got, man? I just wanted to piggyback off. What's going on guys How are you Good What you got man I just wanted to piggyback off I just wanted to piggyback off Of the last guy So Gotta get the dressing file

Have to do it I mean I'm in now I'm honestly I'm in Once I'm in We'll get his girlfriend on board I think it'll have to be like He doesn't know it

He might have seen it already On this now On Deke or whatever. But if we just put it, if I like surprise him and he has to change into it, that'd be great. I mean, this red tool dress is stunning. That might be the one. This is stunning.

Just that and, you know, back to the Pornhub thing. Oh, my God. I'm driving down the Garden State cash cow right now. And when you brought that up, I mean, I damn near rear-ended somebody. It's a dark day. It's a happy day. It's a good day for society, but it's a sad day for the real beaters.

Oh, man, absolutely. And one last thing, one last point. That wasn't Mr. Steve-O with the toy car in the butt. That was the... Was it Knoxville? Who was it? It was the late Ryan Dunn. Rest in peace, Ryan Dunn.

The great race car up the ass was his contribution to this world. It will always be remembered. We'll quickly go to Dominican Dylan, who just popped up on the line on a fucking Monday to get things juiced up. What up, D? Yo, listen. I'm telling you guys. When you were talking about that, I didn't even realize that. That tournament shit was amazing.

I remember listening to that shit. I'm there like an idiot arguing by myself. Like, I don't know. How did I not have to deal with it? You know what the problem is, though? Here's my problem. Well, I guess, okay. I guess we could go through and do what you just said. The people that we forgot. And I'm sure we missed a few.

But, you know, there's maybe one or two new people who cracked the 64. For the most part, this is evergreen. So I feel like we should just re-release that episode every March. Because how much really changes? Like the one seeds are going to be the one seeds. The classics are going to be the classics. Some girls retire.

Some girls do retire. Isn't Lana technically retired? Wouldn't she be ineligible for a bracket? But I think she would just move over to a different region. I think she was like number one overall. Yeah, OnlyFans is a whole other game. Which, by the way, last week on KFC Radio, we had a call about from a paramedic.

And he said, I got my coworker fired. Oh, no. She was a paramedic as well. She was on only fans. He he didn't try to get her fired, but he just told like all the guys in like the paramedic fucking clubhouse or whatever. Like, yo, have you seen, you know, she has only fans and it's spread like wildfire amongst the paramedic fucking clubhouse or whatever like yo have you seen you know she has only fans and it spread like wildfire amongst the paramedic community it got to the higher ups and they fired her over it but um also but i i think also she was just so there's an article in the new york post now so she's like out and like her face is out her name's out everything's out um

and i think she was just talking about it openly on her on her social media so it wasn't just this one guy's fault but it was funny this case your radio listener was giving us the scoop and now it's like a uh like a story here in new york um so i was gonna say i think i think she said she deactivated her account because uh she got worried and she got fired but like fire that shit back up you're probably gonna get more attention than ever and just go become a professional OnlyFans girl. The fact that you can make that much money from that stuff is... I really think...

I've been preaching about this for fucking months now, but I think that there are probably so many girls who are nervous and rightfully so. There's a stigma attached and all that shit. But if you're in a certain life circumstance, if it like lines up for you, I bet you – if you do it and you start to make money, I bet you it's just like a weight off your shoulders and you're like, oh, this is fine. Like this is no big deal. Is it me or is it – If you have every girl you come across in the top 0-0-1% of OnlyFans.

Anybody who's on OnlyFans who produces like even like once a day, it's like you're the top whatever creator. Yeah, that seems a little too crazy. They all flex like, oh, by the way, I'm in the top 0.1% of all OnlyFans creators. I mean, you could be fucking – You and literally every other person that I know. And also that doesn't mean shit. It's like you could be gross and nobody even watches. But if you put it out like 25 videos a day like who cares i want to

know who's the number one who's the top oh one percent getting subscribed to you know what i mean yeah but i bet you there are girls who are like they keep it anonymous or they don't have uh they don't have a family they don't have a job they have to worry about losing and they do it and that first check rolls in and they're like, wait a minute. Nobody knows. Nobody's figured it out. I'm still anonymous. And I just made like 45 grand this month. And they just, I mean, that moment is so huge. Huge. Like you're scrolling TikTok and you see like all these like hot girls dancing.

You're like, damn, wish I could see that girl naked. And then you click in the buy. Guess what? Here's my only free advertising. I would be furious if I were you, Casey. Why? Because all these hoes out here

are just going to make tons of money. No, I'm not furious. Good for them. Yeah, but aren't you kind of like, fuck. No. It could be me. No, I mean, I...

I'm like, I'm like, fuck, man. I wish I could pick another house. I would have told the ex-wife, yo, let's go. I truly... Listen, if I had... If I was in, like, the right type of relationship told the ex-wife, yo, let's go. I truly – listen.

If I had – if I was in like the right type of relationship and didn't have kids and shit, like if I had a different life, let's say I never got married, never had kids, and I just had like a kinky, sexy girlfriend, I'd be like we're starting a page right now. Keep it anonymous. I'll run that shit, and we will make bank. Yeah, no. Travel the world. I totally understand why people do it. I just personally don't want to do it. That's all.

I feel like that should be the next thing that Pornhub does is like, you got to show your face if you're going to be down with us. Like, no more of this anonymous bullshit. Put your fucking face on it. It's like on Twitter, too. It's like, you should have to put your name. How would you take off if you were anonymous, Kevin? That's what I don't understand.

That's why I said, like, if you are an OnlyFans creator, send it to, like, tweet at us and we will retweet you. Because I feel like the whole point of trying to stay anonymous is that you don't use your personal. You don't use your name or your social channels. Yeah. So you wouldn't, you know, if you have 10,000 followers because you're, like, a hot chick on Instagram and you could get off the ground using your OnlyFans but you don't want people to know, how do you fucking do it? So I always said, like, we will give you, like, a blind retweet. Like, we don't have to know us. We don't have to, you don't have to even be that great of an account. Like, we'll just give it to you because how else do you fucking do it so i always said like we will give you like a blind retweet like we don't have to know us we don't have to you don't have to even be that great of an account like we'll just give it to you because how else do you fucking do it i don't know i guess i guess you

would have to like like i me personally i would probably like hit up the porn star fans that i uh porn stars that i've worked with and been like can you throw this on your on your on your instagram you think they rake in like real, real bread? Or it's like for the time being where they make like eye-shocking bread? Huge money, man. Huge.

Like tens and tens and tens of thousands of dollars each a month. Like no problem. Like average-ass chicks making 50K a month. Girls, girls, the girls cry like this and that.

Like they have it easy. They have it so easy. Go on, Dylan. My dad's true. My dad always says, if you're a hot girl and you're struggling for money, something is mentally wrong with you. My God. You know, more so than ever these days.

No, you know what? You know what the real thing that you should do is like, like Casey, just fucking play video games and stream. You don't even have to be like a whore about it. Oh yeah, no, for sure. If you were just fucking, if you, if you just played video games in like a tank top and yoga pants or a crop top or some shit, you'd explode. How many times have I told you that I have said you can sell my feet pics, and

you're the one that's not capitalizing on it? All right. I am sick of being pushed around when it comes to that. We've literally talked about it for two years. I am going to take pictures of your fucking dogs today. No, not today. Well, and here we go. I got to get a pedicure.

We got to make sure they're top notch. Probably not, to be honest. That's probably when you make the real money. Really? Here's when my toes are not done. Here honest. That's probably when you make the real money. Really? Here's where my toes are not done. Here's like, look, I just walked through the mud. You know? Some sick fucks out there.

Yeah, that's what they want to see. Gross shit. Or they want to see it get done. Go get a pedicure today. Film it for me. I'll put it out there. I'll put your fucking gross dogs out there. We'll make some bank.

It is amazing. Like, I don't remember what. Oh, it was the Egg Bowl stream. And I was wearing those gigantic slippers that I have. The Barstool slippers that are like the happy feet or whatever, the big sneakers. And the amount of fucking morons, they're like, oh, my God, your feet are so big. I was like, guys, these are like literally cartoonish slippers. Like and so I took my I had socks on like big fuzzy socks. I took the slippers off and put my socked feet in between the slippers to like show the difference

and i got so many dms like take the socks off baby we want to see those toes i was like my feet like i have socks on and they were still like you know what i had taken my shoes off it'll be a very funny one day one day you're gonna recreate that yeah and it's gonna be my feet like i'll put my feet like like like you'll have them on you'll take them off my feet will slide in i'll be like we're wearing the same pants whatever you'll have all these fucking creeps drooling over it and then the next story it'll be like surprise bitch it's my feet and they're gonna be like oh shit i just jerked off to ksc's feet i mean it's just the fact that people even thought that i mean you know what slippers i'm talking

about that they that that was this they would literally be like size like 20 but just the people who got not only like thought it was hot who wanted it to tell me they thought it was hot and i had socks on i don't understand reaching out to you with like their their account their name on it yeah speaking of i don't get i don't get that kink though with the feet like i'm like i don't either but i don't kink shame man i don't i don't I don't kink shame. As a matter of fact, it's actually a convenient kink to have. Because if that gets you off, you go to the beach on a fucking Saturday, you're like pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. And for me, I don't see feet as sexual whatsoever. So if somebody wants to take a picture of my feet, that's fine. It's not me having to cross a line in my own brain because they're just feet to me.

I wear high heels with my toes out all the time in the summer. There are guys right now who are like, oh. But for a long time, on Instagram, I would just post. If I was wearing heels that had open toe, I'd post it. Now you have to cut that shit out. Don't give away the goods for free but like I said speaking of uh feet and shoes Marco Wilson this weekend with just one of my favorite sports gaffes of all time we've only got three minutes left here but that dude homeboy on on on Florida Jared he Florida's playing LSU. If Florida wins out, they're going to be in the national championship picture

in the BCS playoff. They stop LSU on third down, which pretty much would have ended it, right? They would have gone for a fourth, but it was like big defensive stop late in the game, and the defender, the dude on LSU who has the ball, his shoe came off, and the guy on LSU who has the ball, his shoe came off. And the guy on Florida just picks up his shoe and rockets it in just like a fit of like, yeah, that's right, we stopped you. Adrenaline flowing, picks up the shoe, throws it on sportsmen like conduct, penalty, first down.

You think it's a penalty? You think it's a penalty? You have to penalize that. You have to. You have to. The way the rules are, you have to. I think it's a warning. I was wondering. The way the rules are, you have to. I was wondering.

It was so demonstrative, though. Right. Like, you picked it up and threw it like 20 yards. It would be like if you were going to hand the ref the ball and you just launched it. Like, you would get penalized for that. It's the dude's shoe. But my thing is, like. You have to penalize it. I don't think.

I don't know if you need to do. Would the game be, like, out of control if there was no unsportsmanlike conduct penalties? Yes. For cockiness, for, like, illegal hits, yes, fine. But, like, part of me thinks, you know, when we say it about professionals, like, these guys are getting paid and they're not kids and all that. I think that, at this point, that applies to D1 football as well, where it's like, that's really going to decide a game? a game who fucking cares i mean the way the rules are written yes yes

so if you overhauled the rules and you said you could say what you want you could do what you want but would it be like every single play we're throwing shoes and starting fights and like the game just would never flow you just you can't do it like i mean here's what you know what i mean is it is what is stopping players from being assholes every single play? Is it the threat of penalty? Yes. Or the, like, we're well coached and we, you know what I mean? Or is it like, I will get a 15-yard penalty if I throw that guy's shoe?

If that was out the window, would they all just be like, yeah. I think it's a mixture of both. I think it's more fear of penalty because if you get a penalty like that, like Marco Wilson for the rest of time will be the shoe guy. I said he should go, like you get a penalty like that like marco wilson for the rest of the season will be the shoe guys and like and and i said he should go like get a shoe deal like he should spin this and be like uh dr shoals like fix your foot problems i have i have shoe problems too lsu will be using the shoe thing forever and here's the thing it's like florida still would have had to beat alabama this weekend in the sec championship to maybe get into the college

football playoff which was probably not going to happen. But hypothetically, if they do, they will not be in the playoff because of a fucking shoe. If you're Marco Wilson, you've got to pray to God that, A, you have a perfect game. Honestly, who throws a damn shoe? And also, all these people who are like, well, they still had to make a 57-yarder. Blah, blah. Guys, he threw a fucking shoe. It's funny, and that's what everybody's gonna talk about but by the way dude on lsu who nailed a 57 yarder as a kicker in the fog and like and rain that guy's not getting any love because it's all about the shoe talk if there's a foot we

should be talking about it's fucking big king yeah he's a king yeah i mean playboy marty's an lsu fan unbelievable so shout out to lsu no tigers uh chicago's up next we'll catch you guys tomorrow on cck stay hot So shout out to LSU. Go Tigers! Chicago's up next. We'll catch you guys tomorrow on CCK. Stay hot.