KFC Radio - Best of CCK: Really Bad Movies

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

Even Keanu Reeves and Elijah Wood have done some truly terrible movies. What is the worst movie that you thought would be good? Kayce gives advice on dating a younger person. Dylan has a bad date. NYC hot zones. Caller gets dragged by the Daddy GangYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, we've been back, man. Welcome, welcome, welcome back.

I see the girls, I love they're getting wild for me. Ooh, Thursday. I was about to say Wednesday. It feels like a Wednesday. We're closer to the weekend. I don't know if that matters or not, but we're back on a Thursday. It's me and Casey. No Rocket as of yet.

Well, you never know. You never know who's going to turn up. It's like a stray cat. You just leave the door open. Maybe Jared comes home. Maybe he doesn't. Well, we shouldn't feed him, and maybe he won't come back. Just, it's like.

Let him starve. It's like when you feed the fucking pigeons in New York, you know, I hate when people do that. Just fucking leave him alone. We don't need a flock of goddamn pigeons. It's too nice of a day. It's Masters Thursday. Can you not? It's not a nice day.

It's a miserable day. Well, you know, it's a good day to watch the Masters because it's so miserable out. Sure. But I don't I prefer not to talk about flocks of clusters of birds. Birds aren't real, so you don't have to worry about it. What are you talking about? Birds are just government drones. They were replaced back in, I don't know, the 60s.

That's why JFK got assassinated because he wouldn't replace the birds with drones. All birds? All birds. No, not all birds. I think they are systematically replacing the birds with drones. Not one by one, but kind of like phase by phase, if you will. That's why you never see a baby pigeon. I don't ever think I've thought about that.

Have you ever seen a pigeon that's not a full-grown pigeon? No. No, you have not. Because they don't exist. But I don't really know if I've seen... Because the government just makes them full-size. What, you've never seen a little duckling you never seen like a little baby bird of course you have but you never seen a fucking pigeon

but they're like in a nest somewhere I mean you don't think you'd see one of them where would they be with all the other pigeons well no the babies stay in the nest the whole god damn time I don't know Kevin I would imagine at some point you would have seen a baby pigeon.

No, it's like the... They're at least a little smaller than your normal-sized pigeon at some point. You don't stay in the pigeon until you're a full, fat pigeon. All pigeons look like they're the same size. That's what I mean. Okay. So they're spying. They're gross is what they are.

It's a great way to... I mean, think about it. Every time you... Look at these birds. You speak freely. You do whatever. You don't think the birds are watching. They're watching. Well, yeah great way to think about it. Every time you look at these birds, you speak freely, you do whatever. You don't think the birds are watching. They're watching. Well, yeah, but our phones are watching.

Everything's watching. Yeah, I don't care anymore. I really just don't care. Would you get the vaccine if it meant you have to get a chip put inside you? Yes. We already have chips put inside us. Not really, though. You could leave that phone.

You could stop with the phone if you wanted to. But when am I going to do that? I don't know. If shit ever really went down, and then you could leave that phone. You could stop with the phone if you wanted to. Like, when am I going to do that? I don't know if shit ever really went down. And then, you know, you could leave your phone at home. If you have a chip inside you, you're done. Actually, I don't cut it out of you. OK, are we acting or assuming the vaccine is like COVID right now?

Like the like you don't even probably need the vaccine. OK, no, yeah, no, I wouldn't. They were like, OK, well, you need to get the vaccine or you might die from it. Then, yeah, then, yeah. But no, right now, no, I already had it., well, you need to get the vaccine or you might die from it, then yeah. Then yeah. But no, right now, no. I already had it. I think shit's going to get weird with the vaccine. For sure.

They don't have enough. There's too much money on the line, too much power on the line. I don't think it's going to just be like, okay, here you go. It's going to be like a- And then we're just back to normal. I can't imagine the world just going back to normal. I was having this conversation- Like fully, you know?

Just weird. Today with somebody who lives in Florida. And he was saying that like florida feels completely normal like all the time like people don't wear masks down there anything he was like no not really he was like it is a it's really weird to then no curfews no nothing yeah clubs are popping like so but that's why everybody's i can't tell if i'm not saying it's a good or bad thing different parts of the country the numbers are definitely back up. But are there less hospitalizations? Because that's like that was always the big thing.

And then when the hospitals were overrun and then people were dying, that's when it was a problem. The numbers are definitely back up. But I feel like people are just like, OK, I have it because I like hundreds of thousands of cases. But I don't hear about hospitals being overrun anymore or anything. To be completely honest, the only information that I get about COVID comes from Andrew Cuomo's Twitter, which is. Yeah, which is what I mean. It's like, I mean, he's a hero for saving all those lives.

Cuomo. Yeah. He claims that he's a hero. Well, you gotta listen. If there's one thing that Trump has taught like the world in his time, it was that like you just got to spin your fucking story. You just say whatever you want. Snake it till you make it.

That's why I hate how much he, how, how much he kind of gave a bad name to the snake it till you make it movement. But he's like the king of that shit where it was just like, if you can just, you just tell your truth, your version of it,

stick to it. Don't ever waver. Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, make fun of the other side and people will just either a like lose interest and and like stop worrying about whatever it is that you're wrong with or whatever or b they'll believe you and they like take up your you know they take up your torch and they take it up with you and it's like and that's where i think the same thing will go around with covid where it's just like it's back but this time around we don't care so it's not as much of a story which is crazy i'm not saying again that's where I think the same thing will go wrong with COVID, where it's just like it's back, but this time around we don't care.

So it's not as much of a story, which is crazy. I'm not saying, again, that it's good, but it's just like, okay, it's back. It feels like because we already did the full-blown lockdown that people just think that it's like going to go away. It's just simply not. Well, it's also like a curfew. Like in New York, they just reinstated the 10 o'clock curfew. After having done a full lockdown, you're kind of like, whatever. It's the same thing of when we first, I remember back in, I guess, March or April, it was like, oh my God, there's 500 cases yesterday.

And that number had never been seen before. And now you hear like 500. You could tell me 5,000. I don't even know what the numbers are at. And I wouldn't even be phased by the numbers because we've seen the biggest. We've seen the smallest. We've seen the ups. We've seen the downs.

But at the time, you know what it's like? It's like the weather. It's like when it's 60 degrees in the spring, it feels like it's fucking summertime because we've been living in like the 30 degree weather and when it's 60 degrees in the fall you're like oh my god i gotta get my jackets and my hoodies out because you're used to the summer weather it all depends on what you're used to so a certain number of cases seemed really huge back in you know the earlier part of the year and now it seems like nothing this part of the year because it's all what we've been used to and what we've been exposed to the last few months. So now we're in like color zones in New York, I guess.

Oh, God. Cuomo said New York State is adding new focus zones and modifying others. In Port Chester, there's a new orange zone. Staten Island is a yellow zone. But I don't know what any of that means. I mean, like, that's the thing. Like, he said, I am a magenta double pink zone. Like, whatever, dude. He said COVID is getting worse by the day. I am a magenta double pink zone. Whatever, dude.

He said COVID is getting worse by the day. But it really is. As long as it's not hospitalizations, that was the whole problem. The overrun hospitals. All right. But if people are just getting it and then staying home and then they either recover or don't. I don't know. They die or whatever.

This is the hospitalization arc of New York. Wait, that's going down. Yeah, that's March. So it's not anywhere near what it was. No. So the hospitalization mark in March in New York, it looks like it was close to 20,000. Is that right? Yeah, I think so.

Right now it's at 1,600. So I think, unfortunately, that probably means that that first wave hit the weak and either killed them or hospitalized them until they recovered. And now the people getting it are younger or stronger or more capable. They're getting it. It's testing positive, but they just quarantined for a couple weeks and then they're all right, which is a good thing. Right. But it's also a scary thing that if it's going to even just look around your everyday life, you're seeing cases and positive tests popping up way more than you

were you know i didn't know i knew a bunch of people in the beginning who all got it and like unfortunately died or had really really bad bouts and then i didn't hear anything for like months personally and now like within the past couple weeks i've been hearing you know a person you know co-workers or friends or whatever that it's like like bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, just popping up more. Yeah, that's a good point. So you just start to feel the, you just feel like the tide's turning. But as long as it's not like crazy hospitalizations and deaths, it's kind of, you know, that's part of the process. Actually, that's a good thing.

When you think about people getting it, as long as there's not the overrun hospitals and there's no deaths that's how you get to the herd immunity by people getting it and being exposed and going through it and getting at the other side of it and now you're okay. Has anybody confirmed that you can't get it twice? I don't think so. I think there were stories of people getting it twice. I think we've confirmed that. That's not true but it's a rarity? I think it's rare. You also can't get it when you're sitting down too. What? You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

Do you understand what I'm trying to get at there? Yes. We got a bunch of morons here. Where's Zah? Where's Zah? How about that, Avery? Zah's got some hot takes on coronavirus. Does he?

What does he think? I'll let him explain it when he gets back. Yeah, you gotta let Zog explain him. Does he think it's just like a stupid thing that white people are overreacting to or something? I just feel like I want Zog's explanation. That clip of Zog flashing his tits from the Barstool Classic,

what does he say? Let's fucking go or fuck yeah? He's like, fuck yeah! And he just flashes his tits. I'm gonna have to, like, I'm gonna have to, like, pin him to the ground. I'm gonna have to, like,

put some weights on him. He's got to stop running around and jumping. He's going to blow out his leg and need fucking full blown surgery. He was running around at the Masters again, jumping and flailing, and he's going to tear his ACL. He's going to tear his Achilles soon, and then, you know, I'm going to walk. No. Yeah, he's gonna.

Every time he does, he's like, oh, my fucking knee. I'm like, yeah, because you have like a torn ligament. You just keep running around like a jackass. The crazy little midget. The pool party in Atlantic City last summer. The way he dives, he gets up and like a graceful, like a dolphin in the air. Kevin, I've never seen anything like it. So, which by the way, can you imagine pool parties ever happening again?

That's what I mean. Things like that happening where it's like, are we going to return to like the full regular ass life like anytime soon? I was watching Succession the other day and there's a scene, you know,

where like the politician that Shiv works for, like they get an argument in the second season where because he like shakes a stranger's hand and they get in the car and they like start arguing

and he's like, what do you want me to do? Like sanitize my hand because I talked to like the workers on the street and I was like, well, that didn't age well because like he was like saying that like he

shouldn't have to feel like he can't shake the hands of like the working class and it's like well you can't shake anybody's hand anymore yeah but the pool parties like i mean the one we went to for the the ad deal you know we had our own little like tiny pool on top of like the big pool i feel like those things might start happening eventually where it's like the other what's going the other way right now. We banned private parties of 10 people or more. You can't even have, theoretically, people at your own house. How can they prove that, though?

I mean, they can, but I guess they could. Theoretically, if you had a neighbor rat you out or something and you had more than 10 people at your place, I think you are technically in a violation. So what happens? I get a fine. I was also talking to somebody who's going to Australia soon. And you know, Australia right now, if you go in, you have to quarantine for 14 days.

Yeah. But like from America or from anywhere, from anywhere. But then after the 14 days, it's just completely normal. Yeah. Like full stadiums of sporting events, like everything. So it's like it sucks. But then, and I mean, obviously Australia is much smaller and it's much more isolated. But like you have to quarantine.

I don't know how they enforce it. But like you go, you have to quarantine. And then afterwards, like life is normal. I would take that. I would totally take that. Go move to Australia. Don't tempt me. God, if I keep saying this, if I didn't have a family and kids and stuff, I probably really would have, like, picked up and gone somewhere during this whole time.

You don't think that if, like, they said, okay, listen, America, we will go completely back to normal if we can lock you in your house for 14 days. You don't think people would want to do that? Completely back to normal. Like, full stadiums of fans like concerts there are people who just like i gotta go to work i can't do that but i'm assuming that if you have to do the 14-day quarantine that like there's obviously rules in place where you don't have to work right in australia there's no way they can just make somebody do i have no idea i'm not that's I mean. I think that's the problem with some of these things. Like if you work like a non zoom type of job, like a face to face, a hands on job, minimum wage, you know, low on the totem pole, whatever.

What if they just paused everything for two weeks? Well, that's Dan's original idea was like everybody goes to sleep for a month. Everybody pause everything. The world goes to sleep for a month and we come back out. And it's just suffocated out. I think that would work, but I don't think people, you know, there's money to be made. And like, I mean, I remember thinking like with rent, it's like, okay, every building owner should just say like, you don't have to pay rent for this month.

And then whoever like the building owners have to pay their utilities to need to pause. And then those people need to say that, you know, their suppliers need to pause. And, you know, everybody, if everybody eventually, if it goes down the chain and everyone's cool, we should theoretically be able to do it. But obviously that's just not possible. There are just people that just don't want to do it. Or the people who are like the Amazons and the whatevers of the world who are like, I'm making money right now. I can't. I don't want to do that.

Let's go to some calls on coronavirus. It's actually been a little while since we've talked about it it feels like we haven't talked about it done a very good job for the last few months of not talking about it so uh things are kind of popping back up now it's a little bit more of the top of the conversation again and like half the sec is not playing this weekend like the it's actually like the first weekend in college football that feels like covid i mean because games have been canceled and postponed, like a ton of games have been. And we like did the tracing back and it's like all because of Halloween, like all these

college kids were at Halloween parties. So it's like, I feel like now fucking kids, man. And it's like the holidays are coming up. Like it's going to start popping off because people are getting together more. How's my boy Trevor doing? That's all that matters. He's cleared. Yeah.

I think he's cleared. Yeah. He was on the sidelines last week he had tested negative but he hadn't cleared the like the heart test but every conference is every conference is different with that like some you don't have to do that some you do the sec nick saban tested positive and was on the sidelines two days later so but no don't worry your boy trevor's gonna be good let's go to jacob in georgia what's up Your boy Trevor's going to be good. Let's go to Jacob in Georgia. What's up, Jake? What's going on, Kevin?

I'm a big fan, man. Thanks, dude. What's cooking? I just wanted to talk about the COVID and the hospitalization. I think the numbers that the hospitals give are a little untelling. Myself, I went two weeks ago into the hospital, was just throwing up, nothing too serious. They tested me for COVID. Even the doctor said, you probably don't have it. They just ran the test and it came back positive. Well, they reported my number as a COVID hospitalization. I was there for one day for about five hours. Right, right, right. So, you know, that's, I think, as always, it's all about the beds and all that stuff.

Where if the hospitals are overrun with extended stays where you need beds and ventilators and they don't have access to it because of limited resources, that's when you run into a problem. So, even if you see the numbers of hospitalizations are up, it's not necessarily, that doesn't fully represent, you know, fully paint the picture. How many times have you been tested? Me? Yeah. Rapid tested or?

Just like, yeah, all of it. All of it? Because I haven't been tested. I went the other day and it was my first one since like my first one. I've only gotten tested twice. Like five or six? Okay, that's not so bad. Kate had just tweeted, every 10th test, you should get a free ice cream.

And I was like, 10th test? Holy shit. A friend told me 40 today. 40? Yeah. I mean, I guess if you're like getting them, I mean, we can get them through work now. Well, yeah, the athletes can get them. They have to get them.

Right. If you're working somewhere where you need it, but like if you're just a regular person who just like is willingly testing how often do you think those people are going i don't know so i've done i got the test the antibody test while quarantine was still happening the real test and then now i've gotten like rapids whenever i've had to for work but you had you had it i thought yeah i did so you're just getting it in case you might be one of those people who get it twice? No, it's like an HR thing. If you travel outside, I don't know.

So you have to? Yeah, I had to. But theoretically, or like probably, like scientifically, you'll be okay? You won't get it again? That's what I, I completely operate that I can't get it again, which is just because that's what we were told for so long. I have no idea if that's true. That's why I asked for this.

I had it in March. How about this? Switching gears. Okay. We got Luke from New Hampshire on the line. Oh, boy. He said he's getting dragged by the daddy gang. Oh, shit.

Because that's not what you want. You don't want to get dragged by the daddy gang. You do not want that. Luke, tell us the story. What'd you do, man? Why are you getting dragged by the daddies? Yeah, so it's been bad. So this morning I kind of fucked up so the caller daddy instagram

posted a tiktok of like a girl doing a before and after the dick appointment post so like the first part is she's like all put together in the car like looking good on her way just to go get like get down by her side piece or whatever then it cuts to the after part and it's just her face like all blushed like mascara running down her face her eyes are watery like yada yada yada um i don't know pretty clever i guess but i don't know so i don't even know why but i commented the very like unoriginal and kind of like played out uh i never want a daughter comment nothing nice disclaimer like i would love a daughter honestly kevin you make it look like an absolute delight to have a daughter um so yeah didn't think anything of it

i jump on a call for work um you know an hour hour later, it's out of sight, out of mind. I get a call from my ex-girlfriend. She's saying, like, random girls are, like, DMing her on Instagram, calling me a piece of shit and a disgrace. My mom called me. Your mom? My mom called me. So my Instagram wasn't on private.

I'm a nobody. I never would think to put it on private or anything. So they must have saw, like, a Mother's Day post and, like, got my mom's Instagram, like, saw old pictures of, like, me and my ex-girlfriend. Yeah, they DM my mom calling me a disgrace and, like, all this shit. It is out of control. Out of control. There's, like, I don't know, Cooper commented on it and was like, oh, don't worry.

In order to have a daughter, you need to find someone else. Yeah, I'm looking at her right now. That would require you to have sex. No worries. You're good, boo. So once she replied. Once Alex gets in the mix. Yeah, but once Alex gets in the mix yeah but once Alex gets in the mix it's

you're toast oh my god it's a fucking beehive now I mean I'm watching the video the thing is it's not that bad like I thought it's just like in the car she's like put together afterwards she looks like you know her hair's

messy and she looks like she's very satisfied you know but that's gone viral before cause I that's been She looks like her hair is messy and she looks like she's very satisfied. That's gone viral before because that's been on I think our main Instagram account. I think if she looked like a disgrace or something, I could see you being like, oh, I don't want to have a daughter. That wasn't that bad, but I also do think that it's a completely generic and like – Yeah, but you just simply can't do that on a Call Her Daddy post. I think what that she's trying to do too is just like that is exactly what it is. Like that joke is like cliche and a go-to and people lean on it. And it's like she – her whole thing is trying to like buck that trend

where it's like just because you're a girl who fucks doesn't mean right that you know nobody would want to be your father so so as as much as that's a harmless like a harmless uh like like you said played out joke that's like actually in essence what the main thing that that she's trying to get rid of so i can understand her picking yours to comment on. But the reaction is like, Jesus Christ, relax. It's been a while. But you know what's funny? When we see when that happens within the little subsets of Barstool, so like the Daddy Gang or the Minifans or like the little cults within the bigger cults, when you see, you know,

when it happens to you, I think you can start to understand where some of the Barstool enemies of years gone by come from, where they're like, oh, Jesus Christ, these cult members, these stoolies are like flooding my mentions all because I said like Tom Brady's a system quarterback or something like that, you know? So you start to understand where like the other side has been coming from when now there's, there's a couple other examples of like mini cults that are able to, you know, show you how it feels to be on the other side of things.

A hundred percent. I'm a like long time stoolie, you know, old KFC radio, all that stuff. I love it all. And the worst part of it was you know when stuff would go down like that and you know taking somewhat taking pride in this like little underground club of being a schoolie back in the day and then seeing assholes like you know kind of tarnish that by going out and you know telling going too far and shit the public health Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right. But that's also, you know,

that's like, you know, nobody likes when that happens but that's also the sign that like, you know, your brand

has like gone crazy to this like wild extent and you know, you don't ever want anybody doing that but it's like

you can't control them at the same time. Yeah, so, alright, well, I just wanted to get that out.

Stay strong, man. Best of luck. Weather that storm. what do you think i should delete it but i'm like well that's kind of i can't delete it i don't delete it i mean what's the worst that's gonna happen yeah i keep talking shit and trust from two people who've gotten dragged on the internet one of us more than others it'll go away it'll go i mean it won't not for me but it goes with other people let's go to our boy Dominican Dylan. Oh, Dylan. What's good, baby?

Yo, man, that dude sounded like he was about to cry. I honestly, he sounded so dejected. I mean, it's pretty wild to have your mom contacting you about your call her daddy post. He's lucky. I think my mom would have been like, yeah, he is an asshole. Yeah, right? I do think it's like it's a glimpse into the world of, you know, when people get dragged for the first time by even like a couple people, they're like, oh, my God, like, how do you handle this every single day? It's like you eventually just stop caring.

Yeah. I mean, you have to if you continue to just keep caring about every that's why sometimes I'm surprised by somebody like the people who still get affected by like every comment it's like by now all of us have been around long enough to either not care or not be affected or know that it's going to end or not care that it's never going to end i don't know it would never affect me like my own family shits on me so yeah i mean i guess it depends on kind of where you come from and and how you're brought up and what like your family life or a loved one or friends are like because this is just how it goes, right? Yeah, it's just like that. If I talk too much, Dylan, shut up, you're talking too much shit.

Yeah. I'm talking this. You always have people put you in your place. Right, right. The people who can't handle it are the people who never get put in their place by friends and loved ones. I get surprised when there's a day

I don't get put in my place and shit. I think it also depends on on what you're getting roasted on too because there are some things that like i get roasted on that i don't care about but somebody else would and then some things that i get roasted on that like hit me a little bit different that's something like why the fuck do you care about that it just like depends on like what is yep you know like people tell me they wish cancer would have killed me i like laugh at that and like my friends will be like eventually you just don't yeah that's the most that's asinine yeah for you to say that to me but like i've been getting dms recently saying they wish people wished um my parents would have aborted me that didn't like no that's almost like so ridiculous over the top but like i'll tell one of my friends that and they're like oh my god how do you deal

this i'm like meanwhile like something that's like uh just a specific thing about like your outfit or like they see something in your apartment that they're like, oh, your couch looks like a shitty couch. You're like, what the fuck? Fuck you. My couch is fine. It also depends on I feel like how long you've dealt with it. When I first came to Barstool, I used to get so upset about people making fun of my Boston fandom. I'm like, I don't give a lovely motherfucker.

I like the Boston teams. Eventually. I like Tom Brady. I like Boston. And I like Dallas. I don't care. But motherfucker. I like the Boston teams eventually. I like Tom Brady I like Boston and I like Dallas like I don't care like when I first started here that like ate me alive I don't give a shit Yeah, they know they know what buttons to push because of your reaction and when your action doesn't like tip your hand anymore Why you're always dressing ridiculous? Not ridiculous, but sometimes I like to trash it out. Flaring up. Okay, do it, Dylan.

One time I went to a wedding and shit, so like with the, not like I wore like the low cut, like it was tight, like skinny pants and shit, but they were a little low cut,

like above the ankle and shit. Shit like that. Nothing crazy. Yeah, well listen, if you're going to get cocky, you got to be ready for people. It's like when Frankie wore that ridiculous outfit

to that guy's wedding, you know? He got a bunch of shit. I thought he looked nice. Yeah, but like, I mean, Dave does it all the people. It's like when Frankie wore that ridiculous outfit to that guy's wedding, you know, I thought you looked nice. Yeah. But it's like, it's, I mean, Dave does it all the time.

Dave's like, whatever people make fun of my skinny jeans. Like he just leans into it. Yeah. But when you, when you, uh, you know,

when you try something new or different, there's going to be a bunch of people who are like, what the fuck is this? You gotta be ready for the heat, man. I like that outfit. I was, I was,

I might put that in the repertoire. I like that one. I think it looked nice. You just got to take a page out of the John Feidelberg book and just don't read it and dress however the fuck you want. Amen, man. I mean, what would you do without the internet? You would just do whatever you want.

You would never listen to anybody. Dylan, I have a question for you. I need to know this answer. I don't know if we've ever asked you this. We probably have, but I just need to know your answer. How old are you? 25. What's the oldest person you've been with to be honest probably 28 oh I don't think Dylan was like a cougar I wanted to be older because the girls are always like you're not mature I think the only old chick I can back it it's like, you're not mature. I think the only old chick I can bag is like a suburb mom, like 45, 50,

that they know I'm immature and shit. But like the older girls, like the other day, maybe two weeks ago, I went on a date, the girl was like 32. I sit down, I'm talking, she's like, just by our conversations, I just know you're not in that right place. I go, oh. So I got up. I got up.

I was like, all right. I go, there's a tab. I threw. We had just one drink. Here's $40. You pay the rest. I got up. I got up. I was like, all right. I go, there's a tab. I threw. We had just one drink. Here's $40. You pay the rest. I'm out. Wow.

Wait a minute. It was one drink in? She told you that she didn't think you were mature enough? Oh, yeah. She was one of these girls. Like, one of my boys set me up. And I'm trying to. Me and him argued about it.

Because I think he knew that this chick was was out of out of pocket so he's like no she was he's a cute a good looking chick but we sat down we're talking i can already tell what i'm gonna work out because she's talking all this like adult shit like super adult shit like what what was like what was the first thing she brought up to you were like ah fuck this is over all right so first he started talking about her job uh She's like in public relations or some shit. She's like, oh, I can't like with this territory. I travel a lot. And some just do, you know, it's hard to get dates because some dudes aren't mature with me traveling, this and that.

And I'm just sitting there and I'm like, oh, my God. Whatever. And what were you saying? She was like, oh, what are you doing? I'm like, no, right now I'm in school and weekends. I'll just hang out with the boys Drink, do whatever I'm not really doing much right now Just finishing up school

She went into That's when she went into it I mean, that's That's tough I feel like you finish out the date My combo was normal She asked me what I'd done. I'm like, going to school, I do this and that.

That's what I usually do. And then she asked, like, oh, what are you doing for fun, this and that. And I told her, I'm like, oh, we hang out with the boys, watch the games, gamble a little bit, chill. I feel like you've got to ride that out, have a couple drinks. For sure. And then at the end of the night, you say, like, you know, it was a great time. You kiss on the cheek, you go your separate ways, and it's clear that, like, you know, she's not interested or there wasn't a spark or whatever. I feel like it's got to be really bad to pull the plug mid-date and not even mid-date.

Like, beginning of the date. Yeah, like, I feel like if I was in Uber. Remember when Next, they used to step off the bus and they'd go, Next! That's so horrendous. You got Nexted like that, Dylan. That's fucked. I feel like you have to let it ride unless it's just something that's offensive almost. Yeah, right.

Like you're scared or something. Yeah, like they just started being super racist or freaking me out. Something horribly, terribly personally offensive. It's a maturity level. I mean, and by the way, it's like, I don't know. I think there's one person at this table being immature. I would agree with that. It might have been me.

No, no, no, no, no. I didn't hurt her, but we just handled that. Dylan, as somebody who has recently dipped into the younger pool, I would never pull the plug if I thought somebody was immature. You know this, Dylan? Casey's banging, like, jailbait all over the place. Not jailbait, Kevin. Definitely jailbait.

What do you mean jailbait? What's the age? They're born in, like, 1999. Definitely jailbait. What do you mean jailbait? What's the age? They're born in like 1999. No. 97. Maybe. He said no on 99 like it was far off. 99 is 21, Kevin.

97 is only two years older than that, Casey. 23 and 21 are entirely different. They are really not. She's like my pops right now. She's sitting in the young school. Yeah, Kevin's exaggerating. Kevin's exaggerating. There is, I was absolutely the same exact person at 21 that I was 23.

Kevin's exaggerating. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. Like, I'm the same person at 25 that I was at 18. Yeah. Right. Kevin's exaggerating. You're not going to be any different until 26, probably 27.

I heard this. No, I heard this. I heard you're not different than your papa kiddo well that's when you really change but I remember like 22 like post college 22 to 26

that was 4 more years that was like my post college partying lifestyle and then after 26 that like, like, slowed down. That was, like, when you hit 27. 27 is the year. I mean, there's a reason why there's the 27 club. I guess I'm trying to think of what I've improved.

I guess, I don't know, like, talking to girls, maybe adding a couple, like, piping tricks, and that's it, basically. Well, yeah, I mean, as you get older, you get better at fucking. You get a little bit better at, like, talking and,'s it basically like well yeah i mean as you get older you get better at fucking you get a little bit better at like talking and like you go on better at those things but i don't think you like change your mentality on the inside when i when i was 27 i think what happens uh is you go in like these four-year stints you're in four years of high school and

then you're like all right at the end of this I'm going to graduate and go to college. So at least most of us. And then, so you're like, okay, uh, I can just keep doing what I'm doing because there's a end set for me. And then you go to college for four years and the same thing, I'm just going to party and fuck and do like, do some classes. And at the end of that, like there's a set thing where I graduate and then you get a job and you go four years and you're like oh wait a minute there's no end in sight and theoretically you could just start doing you could just keep doing that forever and so I think you start to get a little like sense of like oh well now it's totally on me to come up with my next milestone or my next change in life that's that that's a problem

with me because I'm delayed when i was younger i was like you're doing it backwards and then i yeah then they said oh fuck school i'm not going to school let me travel i went to england and shit like that and then i was like then at like 22 i was like fuck i gotta go to school man right so that that's what's interesting about when if you don't if you don't fall in line and you buck the trend a little bit you kind of have a different perspective and that's like that's what makes things interesting is like i'm not you know cut from the same cloth as all of you i haven't been following the same path as all like the lemmings here and i think that's and also i mean the fact that people get all bent

out of shape we gotta go to break in a minute but as the fact that people get all bent out of shape at like 27 people being like what am i doing with my life a lot of girls will be like i should have like met the guy i'm supposed to marry or a lot of guys are like i should be making uh this many thousands of dollars a year and i'm not all these like set numbers or expectations and boundaries and shit at 27 like throw it out throw it all out because you're gonna take your own path and that is like such a young age now to still be putting pressure on yourself it's fucking crazy well and we've talked about this a million times like the people in the south i feel like for most of the part like see it differently like if i had the same mentality at my age like not wanting to

get married not wanting to have kids and lived in the south like people look at me like something's wrong it's like i mean we've had people call in to this radio show and be like well the reason that you're still single at your age is because blah, blah, blah. No, it's because I want to be. Right. And I think people don't. A girl, if she's single, because she wants to sing. In certain places. In certain other places, it's like they're desperate to get married and they can't and

there's something going on. But I feel like in New York City, I don't feel like people even ask your age. No. Like you're at a bar, you're at a place, you meet someone at a function if you will and it's just like you assume that they're all old enough or legal or Casey's like, I'm sure you graduated high school. I hope. Oh, shut up, Kevin. And then you get it on.

You have a good time. You make me sound like a predator. You are. You're a fucking predator. I am not a predator. Casey is a predator. I'm not a predator. A Nashville predator. Fuck Nashville. Let's hit our break. Let's hit our break. Let's hit our break, Dill. Thanks for the call.

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To redeem your trial offer today and get that whole set for just three bucks. Hello. We're back You know what I just realized? Dylan hasn't done Friday Night Plays yet I know, yeah, we gotta get him in here Yeah, I gotta get, uh I was gonna have it And then, like, there was COVID stuff

And I was like, I don't know I don't wanna be the guy bringing strangers in He's not a stranger, he's not No, but, you know, it's like If, God forbid, something happens And it's like, well, where did this come from? Like, and then they run down the list And it's like, well, KFC had, like, And then they run down the list and it's like, well, KFC had fans in.

I don't know. John gets mad at me every time because every time he tells me you guys are having a new guest, my reaction immediately is, are they coming in the office? And he snapped at me yesterday. They're never coming in. And I said, eventually someone's going to come in the office. I honestly cannot tell you. I don't think they are for a long time.

I mean, people were talking about summer of next year a couple months ago or like a month ago. And things are only getting worse. So, like, I think it's only just going to keep getting pushed back. I just I really I know the answer is always going to be no. They're not coming in the office. But I want to be pleasantly surprised at some point. So I'm just going to keep asking. Like, think about it.

Like, if I'm a if I'm a celebrity living in, in like New York, if I'm living in LA, you know, maybe for like, you know, they, it's not, I'm not saying people fly in for, for Barstool or anything. They obviously are flying in for like the Tonight Show and stuff like that. But aside from like the, like a big one like that, like come on and you can do Jimmy Fallon or whatever. Kimmel,immel's in la right he's not in new york kimmel's la fallon's new york right so like all right you come in for

fallon in new york and then while you're here you do like this that the other show but if you're not big enough to do like the main ones i'm doing a bad job my point being if if going forward in the future i lived in la and i am just like like, let's just keep doing press over Zoom. I don't want to fly. I don't want to leave my family for a week just to go talk on these shows. We did it for two years on Zoom. Let's just keep doing it. I wonder if anything short of absolutely necessary or absolutely vital and important and effective

travel. I think people will just be like, I don't need to do this anymore. Well, I think that the, well, I don't think, I know, before all of this, it was always like, things are always better in person. That was the thing. It's like, you don't want to do it over the phone. You don't want to do it over Zoom. And that's true. I think that's true. It is true. But now it's been normalized to where, like,

you had to do it. So it's more just like, I mean, yeah, it's not going to feel the same as if it's in person, but it's pretty damn close now. I also think you get more people who will, like, agree, like, all right, I'm just sitting here in my apartment like I'll just pop it on and do it whereas like you know

like I've done other people's podcasts and stuff like over the last couple months that I would never travel to go in person to them like I've

you know people that are like in the SEC or something they'll be like hey like next time you're in Atlanta let me know it's like I'm not gonna be in Atlanta anytime soon but I'll do the podcast

because I can sit on my couch or sit at the at the office and do it. Right. We just had Ryan Filipe. Felipe. I say Felipe, but I don't know. It's definitely not that.

It's either Filipe or Phil. I read that it was Filipe. Did you ask him what it was? Nope. I feel like- I avoided saying his name the entire time. Because you didn't want to fuck it up? But I've always thought it was Ryan Filipe.

He was a cool cat. I could have just, yeah. I know. I've been saying that too, but it's definitely not that cruel intentions was quite a flick yeah we we were talking about how fucking weird that was he said his family kind of like disowned him for that why because they're like hardcore baptists like big-time religious but he's playing a role yeah well and i i would argue that i kind of like made his career yeah they did not they did not like Sebastian

well Sebastian was a dick yeah I mean maybe that was part of it too Cruel Intentions does hold up too I mean I used to watch it in high school and I thought as an adult I'd be like is this gonna be one of those movies that I look back and I'm like okay I like it because it's nostalgic it actually holds up

he said I don't want to spoil the interview for KFC Radio he dropped a bomb don't spoil to spoil the interview for KFC Radio. He dropped a bomb. Don't spoil it. Yeah, leave it? Yeah, leave it. What he said. I feel like you said that. No, you said that about someone else. No, I said that about the OC.

The OC, right, right, right. So, yeah, there's a lot of coming of age TV shows and movies. Cruel Intentions came out in, what, like, 99? I didn't see it for like years after i was too young when it came out i saw it like way after the fact yeah he said uh cruel intentions and wild things those were the movies i saw in high school i was like oh wow things was like the threesome scene was it wasn't even the sex it was like the like when he folds her thong up and puts it in his pocket i was like that's some kinky shit.

That's some like for a producer or a director or whoever writes that to be like, all right, then you put her underwear in your pocket. She's a high school student. That's like, whoa. But those are the two movies I think whenever I first like was like – because my parents, they didn't like censor everything, but they were not letting me just watch whatever I wanted until I got to high school. Right. And those were the movies that I was like, oh, shit, the world is wild out there. I always say, like, when a director makes, like, a horror movie that, like, on some level, they're kind of fucked up. If you can script, like, the torture scenes in Saw, like, you've got some dark thoughts in your head.

Same thing kind of with, like, sex scenes, right? Sure. If you, again, I don't know if that's a writer, producer cinematographer screenplay whatever it's all of it whichever person is like okay and then you like flip her over and you like joker this and you do that and then so everyone in the room's got to be like okay well we know how spielberg likes to fuck or whatever you know what i mean have i ever told you the story about when i was at the can film festival and i saw the elijah wood movie maniac no have you heard of that movie no No, Elijah Wood's the guy from The Lord of the Rings. Yeah, he kind of looks a little creepy.

Apparently he's very nice in real life. I don't know. I've never, whatever. Why do you think he looks creepy? I think you're just thinking of him as a hobbit. Well, no, because I've seen this. So there's this movie called Maniac, and it was, so when I did my internship

at the film festival, like, you know, they have, like, the red carpet. It's like that year, like, Mud was there was sucked by the way you didn't like I said I liked mud I couldn't get through it I also saw it like in the same theater that like Matthew McConaughey was sitting in so it's like all right um but anyways there was I went in 2012 it was great but they also had midnight premieres at the festival too and so it's usually like either more fucked up movies or kind of just like weirder things like that they wouldn't premiere during

the day I got tickets to Maniac who were you fucking that took you to Cannes how'd you get to Cannes it was an internship Kevin get the fuck out of here it was an internship Kevin internship for some dude you were banging no it was an internship kind of internship goes to the fucking biggest film festival in the world

uh it was a fun one apparently. What kind of internship goes to the fucking biggest film festival in the world? It was a fun one. Apparently. Shit. I lived there for like three weeks and got to go to all the parties. Internship, Avery. It was an internship, Avery. Internship. It really was.

Yeah. Check out my resume. Check out my resume. Okay. Anyways, Kevin, it was an internship. Lawless premiered that year, too. That movie's so sick. Tomy and shia labeouf oh you gotta see it's fantastic i got to go to that premiere too um but anyways maniac so it's

a horror movie but it's all shot from elijah wood's perspective so it's first person so the only time you see him is in like mirrors or reflections of buildings and the whole thing is he like stalks these girls hunts them down has sex with them kills them and then scalps them and puts them on mannequins right so the opening scene of this movie is like super graphic like they haven't even run the opening credits yet and like you know they flash maniac on the screen and my girlfriend that i was sitting in the theater with me she got up and left and like i looked around and i was like multiple people are leaving because it was such a graphic scene and i'm like no i can't because i could like look down the row and like you know a few sections over were like elijah wood and like the director

and i was like i feel like i can't get up like he's right there like so i kept trying to like ground myself right right so i stay and like slowly but surely like more and more people are starting to leave because it is just really graphic. Right. There was a scene. I have an Achilles heel thing. I don't like like that. He stalks down this ballet dancer and slits her Achilles tendon. And again, it's from so you're seeing it like your own hands because it's all first person. I'm like, I got to get the fuck out of here because my immediate reaction was like, when I leave, if I stay through this entire movie, I'm going to be walking

out in Europe at like 2 a.m. with people who enjoyed this. Yeah. People who thought this was really good. And the writers who wanted to see people have sex, get murdered, and get scalped from like my arm's length. I was like, I gotta get out of here because somebody likes this somewhere. Yeah. And I just simply don't.

So I left. Oh., knock on Netflix right now. What's that? Oh, my God. Oh, no. What is it? It's so bad. It's so good. So it's in the top 10 in Netflix right now.

It came out in 2016. So I think it's going viral on Netflix because it's got Keanu Reeves and Anna de Armas before she blew up. OK. So I think people are just seeing that that that cast and they're just like, I'll watch it like I didn't. I got Keanu Reeves and Anna de Armas before she blew up. Okay. So I think people are just seeing that cast, and they're just like, I'll watch it. I love Keanu. I love Anna de Armas.

It is wild. I'm just going to fucking spoil it. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to watch it. Keanu Reeves is a dad. So 2015 horror thriller. He's a dad of two. The mom and the kids go away for the weekend. He stays at home.

These two girls show up on his doorstep the first night that he's alone at home. And they're soaking wet in a rainstorm. And they're like, do you know where the Gregory's live? We're lost. We're supposed to go to this party. And my phone died. And she left her phone at home. And it's pouring rain.

And she's like, can we just come in and use your computer to find out where this address is and they get in and they're like hey we're soaking wet can we use your dryer to dry our clothes so we don't go to this party wet and then she checks their Facebook messages she allegedly finds

the right address he's like okay I'll call you an Uber as they're waiting the Uber takes 45 minutes. Of course. As they're waiting, like, they start to flirt with him and talk with him, and they're just, like, these two, like, slutty hoes. Like, Anna DeArmis is, like, not, you know, she's, like, an it girl now. Back then she was, like, a nobody.

So they, like, seduce him, like, borderline, like, force him into it, have a threesome, then come back the next day and they're like we're underage like you just committed a crime and they hold it over his head and start to blackmail him then like a couple days later they just straight up come back and break into his house knock him over the head with a fucking fire extinguisher like tie him up and proceed to torture him for like a day it is so unintentionally funny. I have no idea how they got Keanu Reeves to play this. You know, I just looked it up.

You know who's the director? And Eli Roth. Eli Roth, yay. Yeah, and the girl in it, there's Anna in the Arms, and the other girl is apparently his girlfriend or was his girlfriend or is his wife or something like that. He's not only the director, he's the producer and wrote the screenplay.

It's so bad. So Eli Roth. It's so bad. And Keanu's like at one point like giving this big speech like you sucked my cock you see you wanted it you sucked my cock what was i supposed to do it was free pizza free pizza showed up on my door what am i supposed to do and they like blackmail him and threaten to kill him and torture him it is i mean it's it's i guess it was entertaining i was watching i mean and they are was totally naked she's fucking they're like creepy and threaten to kill him and torture him. It is... I mean, I guess it was entertaining.

I mean, Anna DeArmas is totally naked. She's fucking... They're, like, creepy crazy. They do all these weird torture things. I guess it's enough that I'm talking about it, but I don't think it was in a good way. It's certainly not, like, a good movie. How much money do you think it made at the box office?

I don't think it... Did it go to the box office? It says box office. I saw that it said it was straight to DVD, so whatever it grossed, I mean, like a million dollars? So, it just says, you know, initial release was October. Oh, it's only released in Brazil.

Okay, so then it must be like $100,000 in one country? In 2015 in Brazil? No, it's $6.3 million. Wow. So the Brazilians are getting down. But then it said it cost $2 million to make, so... I mean, how could that movie even cost $2 million? Probably the salaries. I guess. That means like... Or not salaries,

whatever it is. I mean, that's what I mean, though. Like, how did Keanu... Like, that means Keanu couldn't have even got a big paycheck for it. It must have been like a passion project of his. Why would that be a passion? He's like friends with Eli Roth and owes him or something. Like, honestly, the movie was so bad and so ridiculous that I thought it was

like a bet. like a Hollywood experiment. Like, let's see. Let's make as dumb of a movie as we possibly can, but throw some sexy chicks in it and see if we can make money. It was that fucking bad. Because some horror movies that are like on the like they're not good, but they're cheesy. Like they can they go one way or the other. They're either like so bad that you can make you just make fun of it or they're just like they can they go one way or the other they're either like so bad that you can make you just make fun of it or they're just like just good enough yeah this is a shitty movie

but like what was the one with Shia LaBeouf Disturbia yeah like Disturbia was kind of that way it was like just good enough to be like all right like I'm not gonna make fun of it but like you zoom out like this is a shitty this I mean like on the surface like I remember reading the tagline it was like uh like father seduced by like, like, on the surface, like, I remember reading the tagline. It was like, like, father seduced by, like, two, like, mysterious girls in the night, like, and then, like, his life, you know, spirals out of control. I'm like, alright, whatever. But then, I mean,

like, they're trying to bury him alive at one point. Oh, hell yeah. They're, like, also what's funny is that he just straight up, like, loses the physical battle to these two, like, 20-year-old girls. They, like, beat the shit out of him. Physically not gonna happen. But like

he had just had Did they drug him? He had shoulder surgery and at one point they like jam a knife like into his scar that's like still open and he like passes out from pain

and then they're like tying him up. But like in but even during that struggle it's like like if a grown ass man just like fucking clocked you in the face you'd be done you know.

Yeah for sure. He just gets beats up he gets like raped and beat up by these girls i also like in horror movies when they like the i actually like red eye a lot do you know red eye i i do it takes like the whole thing takes place on the plane right yeah a lot of it is on the plane because i mean it's a red eye flight but she there at one point that would leave nice no it's um killian what's his name? Yeah, Killian Murphy. Yeah, Killian Murphy who's creepy looking.

But she – who's the main actress? I'm like having a complete – It's something though like it looks like it's all like coincidence but it's not, right? She like studied him and told him out. She knew he was going to be on the plane. No, he studies her. Right. Rachel McAdams.

Right. But there's – in horror movies like you know he like knocks her out on the plane like headbutts her to knock her out and it's like if you're sitting on an airplane like you're very clearly going to see that happen because she was like like some woman on the plane wanted to read her book so she's like she waits for him to go to the bathroom and she's like like you know furiously writes in the book like he's trying to kill me or whatever he knocks her out and then she wakes up and the woman has the book but the pages are torn or something like that. And I'm like, this is so obvious that it's ridiculously funny, but also I'm hooked.

If it's well done, it could be fun. She stabs him in his esophagus with a pin on the plane so he can't talk. It's like, what is this so outlandish that I love it? It's every Liam Neeson movie. It's so crazy and unrealistic that it's great when it's Eli Roth you probably like made it knowing that but this one was particularly silly

you know what I'm gonna have to watch it now yeah you should and there's enough like I don't even care that I know the plot it doesn't matter and there's enough like dumb like sex scenes and like silly shit that it's like mindless entertainment it's by no means boring so you'll be able to like you know watch I probably would have turned it off if i wasn't like i started to tweet about it i knew i was going to talk about it if i didn't have like an outlet to discuss how stupid

it was i probably would turn it off but you can get through it you talk about you know we said earlier with dylan like dates like how bad it would have to be to like pull the plug like that's why i feel like the movie it's like it has to be so horrifically bad i i feel like i used to be that way, but now with so many other choices, I find myself like, I'm not going to waste my time. I just zone out. You know what I've been doing too? If it's bad, but I want to see how it ends, I just read about it and fast forward. I've done that too. I did that with the movie, I was talking about Friday Night Pints, with these two girls.

It's a Blumhouse movie where these two girls come up with a pact to pretend that that one accidentally killed the other and it was all just a so the girlfriend could sneak away and see her boyfriend for a little bit it was i mean just insanely stupid but i had to like fast forward and see just how it ended has john i'm sure he sold it on kfc radio but how like his friend who died died thinking that in the girl next door yeah it's i I'm never going to do the story justice. He's going to have to just come on the radio and tell it at some point. But the fact that back, it's not that long ago where you couldn't look up endings. Because basically what happened, for people that have never heard this,

one of John's friends fell asleep, and it was the girl next door, right? No, it was She's Out of Your League. She's Out of Your League. And he fell asleep, and then the next day he asked what happened. And they told him that there was a plane crash, and the planes day he asked what happened and they told him that there was like a plane crash and like the planes crashed into each other and they both died funny rom-com ended in like horrific tragedy and it was like holy shit i didn't see that coming and then when the next day he died he died and then they were all at his funeral and they're like yo chris died

thinking that that's how the movie ended you can't get away with that now because i would have just gone home and be like i'm gonna look this look this up. But back then it was like, unless you sat down and watch the movie again, you wouldn't know. I guess that was probably bad. Like, like you always, you always sat through the movie.

Cause like, I don't know, maybe it gets good or maybe like to walk out of the movie. You, you didn't know. Yeah. You would be left with like the what if or whatever. Right.

Now you just look it up. It's like cliff notes for books. I used to do that all the time in high school. Like it was like, that was the best cliff notes. It was life. Cliff notes, the yellow book. What was the do that all the time in high school. Yeah, that was the best. Cliff Notes was lifesaver. Was Cliff Notes the yellow book? What was the blue one?

Spark Notes. Spark Notes, yeah. That was like the internet version. Yep, yep. How teachers didn't... I think they did. Well, Cliff Notes is supposed to be like for a supplement, and we would just use it like totally instead.

They actually, I think, are like a good resource, but you're supposed to like read along with it rather than just read it. I had an English teacher who like she was so anti cliff notes and spark notes that once you finished whatever book it was you had to have like an interview with her and she would like purposely try to like cheat you and like you know figure out like if you actually knew the details and it was just like why do you care i'm gonna i'm gonna run a cliff's nose class on on knock knock see if you can get all the details right. Honestly, good for Anna DeArmistead.

Like four years ago, she was like doing this stupid movie where she's got to like get naked and fuck Keanu Reeves and now she's a Bond girl and she's in an Oscar movie. Good for her. Quite the glow up.

I mean, maybe you have to do bad horror movies. Or you just have to be stunningly gorgeous. Yeah, she's stunning. All right, that's it for us. Chicago's up next. We'll catch you guys tomorrow

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