KFC Radio - Best of CCK: Stripper Stories

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

Tampa Strip Club manager calls in to let us know the real rules of the club. Dave Portnoy is a HUGE Fat Joe fan, Clinique Happy and Acqua di Gio. The time Stoolies drank everything in the bar except the Hennessy. Edward 40 Hands. Power Hour, Case Race and Century Club.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been back. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Enrique just said that I look like Bath and Body Works. And I was like, I think I'll take that. You look exactly like Bath and Body Works.

I don't get what that means. No, no, it's a compliment. Because Bath and Body Works is blue and white. And all their patterns and stuff look like that. Yeah, they do plaid. Just look up Bath and Body Works works i would have guessed that bath and body works is like pink or something no no no like if you get like a um like a towel or something at bath and body works like i mean a complimentary towel or whatever it comes in like blue and white designs oh yeah yeah all right so long story short for the viewers listeners at home it home I'm just wearing a blue plaid shirt

And that's like their whole Yeah Color scheme Yeah like the Like the font of Bath and Body Works Are your Are your I guess I'm gonna bed bath and beyond

I don't know They're blue too But they don't have They're not plaid They're like fucking great I'll tell you what Being known for looking like Bath and Body Works is not bad

Well yeah It smells like heaven in there I was gonna say It's like a clean You know If you were like You look like Spencer's Gifts Or something I'd be like yeah hot topic which no offense to those people but like you look like full offense to them they're trash you know you look like a

walking bath and body works sign right now in a good way i will take the shoes are matching yeah bath and body works was um the shit i mean it still is but like when you're in junior high and high school like body wash the body spray glitter still is, but when you were in junior high and high school, the glitter spray. The ones that the strippers used. You were hoeing it up. They also made deodorant that smelled like their candles, too, which now I think back is kind of weird. It was like a cucumber melon, maybe.

Of course. It smelled like a cucumber hoe. Yeah. See, when I think of strippers, the smell of them, I think of strawberry. Like a strawberry glitter spray. Jared, what smell

do you think strippers are? Strippers? Money, baby. Yeah. Strippers, I feel like... No, but they always have a strong body spray. Yeah, I would think it's more just like perfumey though than a fruit. Well, I'm thinking of the Bath and Body Works spray. strippers i feel like no but they always have like a body like a strong body yeah yeah i would think it's more just like perfumey though than a than a fruit well i'm thinking of like the bath and body work sprays because like i don't think i've ever smelled a stripper when i'm getting

you know lap dance or whatever and been like oh that smells like versace or that smells like a certain kind of perfume it always smells like a really good smelling body spray i feel like smells smells are, like if I smell Clinique Happy, I will instantly think about having sex with my high school girlfriend. What's the one from Abercrombie that all the dudes wore? I would probably just call it like the Abercrombie cologne. No, there was a name for it. Well, Jared, do you remember? I feel like you probably wore it.

The ones I had was Aqua De Geo and Curve. Oh, Curve is the one I'm thinking of. Yeah. That's not Abercrombie? I don't think that's Abercrombie. Maybe, maybe. Cur Oh, Curve is the one I'm thinking of. That's not Abercrombie? I don't think that's Abercrombie. Maybe. Curve. Curve's the one I'm thinking of. My freshman year boyfriend, his name was Tommy and he wore Curve all the time. Damn, I can like smell it now.

That's weird. Cologne is such a weird thing. I feel like it's either, you know, you're in you're a cologne guy or you're not and there's really no reason you shouldn't be. Yeah, I don't know why people wouldn't be. But I also don't think there's a reason why you have to be. Like, I'm not a cologne guy, but I like Nautica. I do have Nautica blue.

I had Nautica when I was in, like, fucking third grade. And so if you ever catch me wearing cologne, it's going to be Nautica. I'm definitely not, like, trying out. Like, let me get Burberry. Let me get this and that. I feel like if you do wear it you have like your scent but i feel like you know i don't know would you you prefer i mean yeah you want a guy who smells good but what about a guy just like smells i don't know you just got out of the shower rather than no i like that i i opposed

to like smelling like a scent it depends um but i also like i will never i don't care how many times people explain it to me i don't care how many times people explain it to me. I don't care how many things I read about science. It will never make sense to me that perfumes or colognes can like disagree with you but like smell really good on somebody else. Like I do not understand that. It's like you go in and test and be like, well, your skin doesn't do as well with this brand. Really? Yeah, it's like a whole thing.

It's like some colognes will last longer on different people for whatever reason. It makes no sense to me. My buddy used to lay his shirt on the bed and spray his shirt like five times and then put it on and then spray himself. You can't have too much. That's the problem. But I just like, guys, it smells good. It doesn't matter if it's because it's their cologne or they're just out of the shower. Are you a cologne guy, Rocket?

I am. Behind. Like, all – Every day or, like, when – I don't tell my secret. It's not one that you just named. I don't give a fuck. It's your secret. Is it one that –

I don't even know other dudes walking around smelling like me. I remember. I feel like you and Dave once had this argument, right? About hair stuff. I think there was something about cologne too, though, because I think Dave once got, like, a cologne that he did the same thing like he refused to uh is it something from your past like you've been wearing it for a long time or is it new i've been wearing it for a long time yeah yeah i feel like like you get you know i don't know if you know you stick with it yeah it's

almost like a drink too you know it's like i don't know i drink whiskey i've been drinking it for 15 years but the that's the thing is like it it could his cologne could smell different on you that's what i'm saying i don't understand that thought process. I don't know if I believe that. Apparently it's true. What is it? Pheromones? Yeah.

Is that what I'm thinking of? Like it's a whole thing. Yeah, I do believe in pheromones. And it's like you should use more of a flowery scent or whatever. Do you wear it every day or when you go out for a date? Not every day. Just like if I know I'm going to go out and be around people. Yeah.

I just think that for – Yeah, like I have it on my my I probably wear it like twice a year and it's not like it's just like as I walk out of my room it'll catch my eye and I'll be like why not do you like it when girls wear perfume yeah or I don't know I like you know if you're shampoo or whatever yeah like you want somebody to smell good but you don't have to be like overwhelming yeah like even with masks on like girls will walk by me on the streets of new york and i can smell it and i'm like okay that smells nice for two seconds but if you're in a room with that person it's too much that's like i don't know how people work in some of those

stores no oh my god in front of that all day work in that department i had got john from virginia who's a strip club manager oh so you're around those smells all the time we're probably gonna used to be used to be okay now i got, used to be. Okay, used to be. Now I smell wine. I'm classy now. Okay. Oh, I like wine too. We'll talk about this perfume shit for a second.

But then I'd imagine we have just several more questions about the Strip Club life. Yes, for sure. What does stripper smell like? Well, no. Katie was right with the Bath and Body Works. It's almost like, you know how we used to use Axe back like 10, 15 years ago? Like us guys, we all just sprayed sprayed Act like it was a bath. That's essentially what they do is what Casey's saying is get the Bath and Body Works body

sprays because you're not going to pay $30 for a perfume when you might not make $30 that night. You know what I mean? I also feel like you got a dude all over you and then you got to spray and rinse it off almost. So you're just putting it on like you got a dude like all over you and then you got to like spray and rinse it off almost, you know, so you just put it on like 20 times a night. And he's right because it's like, like I wear Versace and it's like I do two squirts of Versace, like that's going to be overpowering for a second and I'm just doing it on like my arm or my neck versus those body sprays.

You literally are like spraying it like Lysol all over you and it's like $15 for a gigantic bottle of it. If I was, if I was a stripper, I would do the same shit. Well, Casey was saying, too, it's always usually like your glitter, like your strawberries, your bubble gums, your vanillas, like all those little candy names that go with their actual onstage names. Stripper names, yeah. I know my smells in the strip club.

I'm telling you, see? I was dead on glitter strawberry spray. Was this a more upscale joint or? No, no. We'll just say it was in a panhandle tourist town in Florida. We'll say that. Okay. And it wasn't by no means was it like a trailer that was in the back of like a yard,

but it wasn't a like scores or something like that, like what I saw from like Howard Stern when I was a kid. It wasn't 11. It was not 11. Was it like a Tampa club where anything goes, or did you have strict rules? No, no. It was only toppling. Okay.

So that's a little bit different, too, where they can touch, and the lap dances are actually lap dances, not socially distant lap dances where you can't really do two, like touching at all. It wasn't like we could just go in and grab things, but it was like, like, touching. There was girls on guys' laps

to try to get more money. I remember at Flash Dancers and the club here, this girl, Jamaica, she got kicked out. She got kicked, like, off of her shift for being too much with me.

What? Like, she... Well, that's bullshit. Like, would you ever do something like that, John? Did you ever have, like what like she well that's bullshit like would you ever do something like that john did you ever have like a stripper who was like out of control and you had to be like well it was like you got you got to regulate it just so it's not like almost like a prostitution thing right well like if girls are gonna go home with guys like yes that's gonna happen like and it could be a genuine thing but it hey, I don't want to know about it. Don't ask, don't tell, don't let me see it. Yeah, down the block, not walk out the door where they're waiting to pick you up.

What if a girl was giving a dance in, like, the main room, and she was, like, putting her mouth on guys' crotches and going, like, and, like, making, like a vibration some cases like i've been in clubs that have allowed that but in some and it's really just uh how it goes like and you gotta remember too like for me it was like like don't cross the line like if it if it's a little bit like hey everybody's here to have fun but don't just go out there and just blow some guy in the vit room right right, right. What percentage of girls do you think just turn it into straight-up hooking? I would say, honestly, it depends on the club.

By all means, if it is one of those low-grade, like they're probably only making $20 a night as it is anyway, they're probably going to say, hey, you throw me a $50, I'll do something more for you. But to be honest, in my club, it probably was, we had a couple girls that tried to like flash stuff they shouldn't have flashed or let guys put stuff in places they shouldn't have put stuff and like stuff like that we just asked them like if it was that night like all right cool go home and if it was a bad thing we just kick them out the club like because you

gotta think these girls want to make want to be in that club as much as you need them kind of to be there to make money yeah it's a delicate balance of like you know it's probably it's kind of like sports where it's like you know yeah we need you on the field but like you need like we got to pay you and like you got to keep everybody happy and because it's odell beckham working in the locker room right you need to have a good locker room yeah but do you want a girl to get shit on? It's like, what do you want, you know? So you got to just choose who you want to go with. I have a question for you because I've been kicked out of a strip club not being a stripper, being a patron,

because I was in one of those huge, like, circular chairs, and my girlfriend that I was there with, like, my platonic girlfriend, was sitting on my lap and we got kicked out for that. Why would you... That was probably just a guy being a dick. And because what you do got to think about, if you're too hot...

You're taking a trip away. Yeah. I bet you that was like a bottom bitch stripper was like, get those hoes out of there because the guys are like focusing on them, not me. She was just sitting there watching. A couple hot bitches like that are... I think like hot girls in a strip club who are not the strippers.

It's like almost like when you want to talk to like the hostess instead of the stripper or like the girl. Have you ever – did you ever get girls, John, who were regular patrons who would get up on stage? We had like when I first started it we did like a little like amateur night just decided to say fuck it because it was wednesday and nobody came out on wednesday how did that go not great like not great and it wasn't even what you think it wasn't even it would be like friends of the girls that were just nervous about going out yeah yeah i could see like yo that's the thing hard to be stripped out Hard to – Asa Akira used to tell me like she stripped because she was like I would make so much fucking money in a night. She would make like $30,000 in a weekend.

And so she was like I couldn't turn it down. But she's like I'm a terrible dancer. I don't like crowds like that. So she just said she would get on stage and dance to like two Biggie songs. And she was like I would like walk around. And then she was like and then i would just like show my asshole at the end it's like yeah i can't really dance but i'm gonna give you like a good finale and then she would walk out of there with like tens of thousands of dollars i was like all right respect the hustle but i um the the first club i worked i was just a security guard um and i worked in a like by a

military base we had one girl walk out one night. She walked out with $1,500, and that was like the best I've ever seen at this club from one guy. Like literally one guy came back from Iraq and just legitimately said, hey, I just want to dance with you the rest of the night. Just tell me how many songs I have. I think if I was a stripper, if you guys were strippers,

what would your approach be? Like get, you know, 10 singles from 100 guys or find one dude and make them fall in love? Yeah. You got to get the one dude. Right. Yeah, for sure. I mean, obviously the lap – like how much do you really make when people just like throw in dollars on the stage? It's all about lap dances and everything else, right?

There's different ones. Like, you've got to think, if you have someone that's up there like Cardi B with the assets that she has, she's going to make money on stage more than a girl that's just an average girl. Well, Jamaica. So that cute girl is going to come sit down and talk to Kevin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's been sitting around. Kevin might not go up to the stage and throw money at Cardi B. He might throw a couple dollars.

Yeah, I'm not really a big strip club guy, but if I was, I'm not sitting... I have friends who sit on the stage and they make little house of cards out of dollar bills. And the strippers would love that. They'd crawl over and fuck with it or whatever. But I'm always like drink and hang out

and then if one girl comes around, you get a lap dance. The only time I think I've been in a strip club in probably the last like eight years is 11. I don't even consider it 11 strip clubs. You know, like that's – That's a club where there are strippers. I mean, it is, but – Yeah, but like that's –

They're not like grabbing people and bringing them to the back and shit like that, right? And the good thing too – But I mean like you can do that there, but it's not like – Right, it's not the same. You're not going for that reason. Right, it's a – you're getting bottle service and there happens to be strippers there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like – What Casey was saying, it was not the same. You're not going for that reason. Right, you're getting bottle service and there happens to be strippers. Yeah, yeah. I feel like—

What Casey was saying, it was kind of weird. Like, I don't know why. The guy kicked her out probably. He should have just came and told you, like, hey, guys, like, we're trying to keep the eyes on the other girls. Even though you guys are just sitting together, men are going to think you guys are together together. So that's why they said that. But to be honest, girls get away with so much more in strip clubs, like, touching-wise. Oh, yeah.

The strippers will fill you up more than you can even go ahead. Of course, yeah. So if any guys out there, to be 100% honest, if you want to have the best strip club experience, go with a decent-looking female or even a female that just loves to have fun. And it'll be 10 times better than if you just went with your boys and tried to holler at a girl. You're probably not going to get and waste tons of money on. Yeah, so Jamaica would do this this thing they'd be like they the the dj would like hype her up and be like she's coming to the stage and she's gonna do the jamaica trick and she would put a corona bottle in the middle of the stage and she

would like crawl over it to to it while she was dancing and then she would like deep throat the bottle and flip it up in the air and chug the whole thing yeah and so that would get you know and the and the it's when when you're a regular enough at a strip club that you know what's coming from the girl on stage like there were guys who like rushed up to the stage being like oh she's gonna do the beer bottle thing like here we go i think you come here a little too often yeah so she would get banged doing that but then but then so she gave me a lap dance because it was just funny like it must have been like my birthday or something like that she's like this very like rambunctious black jamaican stripper so everyone was like take take like the birthday

boy or whatever it was and uh and she was like so handsy and also would grab like your hands and put them all over and i saw like the a bouncer come marching over and i was like fuck like i am fuck this guy is gonna like cave in my skull and he's like god you know you can see he's angry and he's marching over and like he gets to over to us and i realized he's yelling at her because he was like god damn it jamaica i told you about this like this is the 10th time tonight and he yanked her off and pulled her backstage and i was like, God damn it, Jamaica, I told you about this. Like, this is the 10th time tonight. And he yanked her off and pulled her backstage. And I was like, what are the chances of that? Like, it's almost like when the cop, you think you're about to be pulled over, and then he speeds past you.

And you're just like, oh, my God. It was, like, the biggest relief of my life. And to be real, most of the time, like, to work in a strip club, like, if you're a good strip club, like, either bouncer or, like, even manager, you've got to have that level of head where you've got to know, like, hey, this isn't just a club or a bar where you just gank people out and throw them out like yeah there's gonna be shit going on yeah and you gotta talk to them just like and some people because you gotta think like you were just talking about hey is this topless is it you don't know the rules of it so right if you don't know the rules you're thinking you can grab a booty and you can't i'm not gonna get you out i might just took four thousand dollars out of my my bank today you know like

yeah right right so even with that moment with her doing that he probably would have came up and I might have just took $4,000 out of my bank today, you know? Yeah, right, right. So even with that moment, with her doing that, he probably would have came up and said, hey, man, this ain't really on you, but she ain't allowed to do that no more. And you'd be like, oh, all right, cool, my bad. And that's usually all that the altercations come up. Like, obviously you have your ones where something goes crazy

or something like that, but most people that come in the strip clubs, just come in there, sit at a table, and maybe throw a couple dollars here and there is what I, like, most experience, other than, there, sit at a table and maybe throw a couple dollars here and there is what I, like, most experience other than,

like, weekends where it gets rowdy. Right. Well, you were doing God's work out there for a while, John. Now,

now you're in the wine business. Good luck with that, man. Which is also, that's God's work. Wine, wine is God's work. Yeah, that's more important.

Well, I appreciate it, guys, and I love listening and I know everyone's been calling and saying it, but we'll follow wherever you guys go, so we appreciate you guys.

Thank you, man. Have a good one. I love that Sirius is having to deal with this right now. No, they're probably. I mean, I feel horrible for the people that are just answering the phones because it's not their fault. But the execs are probably. The execs are like, oh, man. We got more people calling.

I have a strip club story. Yeah, we got one, two. We got two strip club stories and then Dylan's on the line. So let's start with Jasper in Utah. What up, Jasper? Hi, Jasper. What do people call you? Do they call you Jas?

They call you Spur? What's your nickname? Jas? So real name, Jasper. So similar to a lot of stories coming in. You know, 17 turning 18, everyone wants to go to the strip club buy cigarettes everyone like that so we had a you know turned 18 um a bunch of guys and i drove to the strip club uh northwest corner of illinois so we went to the strip club in iowa um

show up and this is like a straight up like super bad story it's wild it's a byob strip club so i had a fake id when i was 18 um so i got all the beer and you know whatever and pulled up to a strip club walk in it's my buddy's birthday you know we're all there and we graduated you know say like june 1st is like the ceremony or whatever it is. And so we're there like May 20th or whatever. We pull up and we're sitting there having a good time. And all of our high school teachers pull up and sit across from us. And they're on like a bachelor party.

And I have like cases of beer, you know, fake ID. We're all freaking out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think, no, no, no. I think that's like, I think that's worse for them, you know. I think that's kind of like we're not going to say shit about you guys because you're going to say shit about us. That's like the perfect mutually assured destruction. It's like varsity blues.

It's like, yeah, you guys are kind of breaking the rules. But they, while legally can do this, morally should not be doing it in front of their students, so I think everybody just kind of... What did you end up doing? Did you just look the other way? Both sides? It actually gets crazier, so we're all just sitting there, and

obviously we know them, they're our teachers or whatever. They end up buying the birthday guy a dance in the middle. and yeah yeah what the fuck yeah so and it's probably similar you know what you're talking about the in jamaica or whatever jamaica the stripper um he just got like the shit kicked out of him basically yeah i had a buddy in montreal sorry to interrupt the story i'll just tell you real quick no you're good like they he was on his bachelor party in Montreal.

It was like – I wasn't there, but my buddy said – they did the thing. They pulled him up on stage. They pulled his pants down, and they took his belt off, and they were whipping him with the buckle, like whipping his ass hard with the buckle where he was like, yo, I am not enjoying this. You are hurting me. Like this is not even sexy. But keep going, Jasper. No, it's the same shit. And like we're all just like, dude, this is fucking crazy right now.

We're just like watching this. You know, obviously, like I said, we're all 18. And then next thing you know, it's like the same thing happened was, you know, like the owner or manager of the strip club like pulled up said, like, hey, this is too much now. Like, this kid's 18 years old or whatever. Just getting the shit kicked out of him. Yep. And, like, some random guy straight up hits the manager with a bottle over the head.

Whoa. Wow. And we're sitting there like, what the fuck is going on? And it turns into, like, what the fuck is going on? And it turns into like a whole brawl. And so there's strippers like jumping off the catwalk on the guys. Like, it's wild. And I'm just, you know, we're like, there's five 18-year-olds sitting there like, whoa. Like, this is insane.

Right now. And our teachers across look at us and they're like, what the hell are you doing here still? Like, get out of here. Yeah, get the fuck out. Right, right, right. Yeah, so one of them comes and grabs all of us and they get us out to, like, I drove out to my car. And we're, like, literally pulling out. Cops are pulling in.

So, yeah, it was a pretty wild little thing. And, you know, when you see them, like, the next week or whatever at graduation graduated it's like you shake their hands like oh yes everybody knows i really appreciate it yeah yeah that's like that's where the crazy shit goes down thanks for the call man in the strip club is where you that's why you want to go when you're 18 because it's like well all right i can at least do actually i think all the strip clubs around here at 21 are there 18s elsewhere i mean anywhere any any club i've ever been in with strippers has booze, so it's 21. I think I've only been at 21 and up once. I've been to 18.

Tampa's 18. Yeah, Tampa is like the world. I think that's maybe why people go to Canada. It's because it's 18? No, I think it might be. I honestly don't remember. Feidelberg's been there, too. The silk stocking was the one in College Station.

We called it the dirty sock. Payne from Arizona says he has the ultimate stripper story. So the bar is set high, Payne. All right. So I actually did my first two years at Texas A&M. Oh. And the craziest thing I'd ever seen up to that point was like someone take their top off at chili fest so like i was very naive to like what that world was like and then after a bit

after doing an internship in the summer and tempi i transferred to arizona state because why the fuck wouldn't i not do that so we my first my first spring break we went to san diego to visit a couple of our homies there and tijuana is not that far of a drive and so there's this place i i'll say it's called hong kong like it borders on a brothel slash strip club i would say and i was completely green had no idea what i was doing i i trusted the wrong people and when you're there you have to pull like you have to do your currency exchange they have pesos because you can't really use cash and they don't take like your debit card or anything so i pulled out entirely too much money drank entirely too much and was brought back to the room with a girl who i had

been infatuated with whatever just yeah i fucked up but went in there was doing whatever don't really remember too much but all of the money that was in my wallet that i was going to pay said female with went back was snatched from somebody else i believe another employee of the thing and then when i couldn't pay said female like four of the largest like cartel member i that's that's projecting but like large hispanic bouncers are like or like like speaking to me in Spanish. I don't speak Spanish, and I'm just like, I'm going to go to a Mexican prison, and I just turned 21. So then I somehow find one of my buddies in my drunken stupor, and he pays the fee. But the same thing happened to two of my friends at this same place, and we were bamboozled.

So this day, I'm just scared to look at strip clubs. Yeah, man. I mean, that's where the crazy shit can go down. I gotta be honest. That's not the ultimate stripper story. It's not. It's not, but I mean, Tijuana strip clubs have to be a different world. You gotta have your head on a fucking swivel. New Orleans strip clubs, especially the ones that are like

$5 to walk in. One of the worst experiences of my life. I did a bachelor party in New Orleans for five days. Ew. You can't do that. We went early in the week. You went like Wednesday to Sunday? Because they wanted to do the, we all got tickets to the Saints Sunday night game. So that was like.

That makes me want to die. And so I went to the superdome yeah and we had like our backs were literally against the wall like the last seats in the place and i like i stayed for a quarter and i was just like okay like i saw it checked it off and i mean i was the flight home i was so hungover i thought that something was wrong i was like no no this isn't a hangover like something and that fight has to be pretty long, right? Yeah, it was. It's, I don't know, five hours.

But there was a strip club there. And I remember this was the last bachelor party that I realized I can't, I didn't have it anymore where I was like, I still went, I still tried to go as hard as I could, as I did. And by Saturday night, it was like I was dead. And I remember like going to the strip club because everyone wanted to go, and it was a grimy one, and I was, like, hazy, hangover, still drunk, and I was just standing there watching this, like, glob of peanut butter finger herself on the stage, and I was just like, get me the fuck out of here.

What a visual that is. And I was just like, get me the fuck out of here. Just, yeah, it was like, uh, I think it was, it was, I want to say it was called like crystals or Christie's or Roxy's or something. X's and it was like, oh my God, bourbon. That's not like that. You, there's two options. You either have to pay like 50 bucks to get in and it's like a really like quote nice one or it's like no cover and it's grimy grimy. We used to do new Orleans every summer, the same weekend, because I mean the flight from Houston, it's like no cover and it's grimy grimy we used to do new orleans every

summer the same weekend because i mean the flight from houston it's like 40 minutes yeah so it was great right but we would only go like maybe thursday night through sunday morning but most of the time friday through sunday because i think vegas and new orleans are two places you need 36 hours maybe maybe 48 you know you don't you don't need much there or you can't do much there and then the flight home and the only reason we chose to go to New Orleans more because it was like so easy for us to get there yeah I think I would enjoy I got to give New Orleans I want to go to New Orleans and not be a dirtbag I think I would enjoy that it's actually very nice French Quarter and do the and do the food and maybe like quarter's great you maybe do some live music and not just do like –

I remember I was like sitting in an alley eating Crystal Burgers, like White Castle Burgers. Yeah. And I was like, what am I doing? I have – like I love Snapchat memories because like that's the only reason I still even have that app downloaded is so it can tell me like four years ago you were an absolute scumbag. You know how many girls I hear say that?

It's true. I mean I would just use – I'll use Instagram or text messaging. I mean, why do I care about Snapchat? But I also, I really do have it so I can look back. And I saw one the other day that was like, I was in New Orleans and it was, it said like 3.45 a.m. and it's these, my nasty ass Converse. Because every year I would just buy a new pair of Converse and just wear them the whole weekend because it's like i'm gonna throw these away like they're definitely not coming home with me and i had fudruckers like on the floor in my lap of harrah's

the casino because like that was my problem is every time i would go like one of my guy friends and i we would just never go to bourbon street until it was like really late because we would just stay at the blackjack tables all day and get absolutely shit-faced but i just remember looking at that picture and being like i thought this was fun for like nine years if i went back into that now i say that i would probably do it but yeah i probably regret it more than usual i make a lot of regrettable decisions kevin i don't know gambling is pretty you know gambling in new orleans is a good time speaking of gambling we'll take one call here dominican dylan's the line, but we'll take him after the break. But Al or Allie?

Allie in Denver says she needs some help with a bet this weekend. Oh. What do we got, Allie? Hey, what's up? How are you? Hey, guys. This is Allie Gleason, the Unnecessary Reference listener. Hi, Allie.

Oh, what's good? What's up? So I won my fantasy league this year, and the prize is all 10 people in the league have to send me $100, and we get to put them towards one football bet. So I need some help on what to put it on this weekend. So obviously we got the two games this weekend, or I can see. Okay, so wait.

So you're going to get $100 from what? Like 12, 11 people, something like that? Yeah, 10 people. So I got $1,000. And it has to all be on the same bet? I think when you got things like this, I would throw it on an underdog. I think this is like found money. I think this is – you know what I mean? I wouldn't just try to pick a smart bet.

I'd try to be like what's the best return? I got you both. I got you both, Ali. You know what I'm going to say, and I am totally biased and 100% going to own this. Is Tom Brady that much? Tampa Bay Buccaneers money line. What's the money there? Are they that big of an underdog?

They're 3.5 I think is the line, but still. Don't take the points. Take a money line because you're going to win. That's what I would mean. I wouldn't run around putting it on the Chiefs or anything right now. Allie, I would be honest.

I wouldn't necessarily only do what I tell you to say because you know how much I love Tom Brady, but I actually really do think that of the two games this weekend, because you have to put it on football, you should probably do that one. Is it only football? You have to do football? I do.

I was going to say, I feel like's it. I do. Only football. I was going to say, I feel like there's no better rush than betting on a fight and winning a bet on a fight. Well, McGregor's probably such a favorite. I don't know, but maybe put it on Poirier. Yeah, you can't bet against him. You know what I don't like? If you have to put it on football, I would say, honestly, taking my bias completely aside.

No, I agree with that. I think Tom Brady's going back to the Super Bowl. Yeah, the Bucs money line is better. And I don't think the Bills money line is crazy or even the Bills plus three, but I honestly believe that the safest bet to make you the most money on that $1,000 is Bucs money line. Okay. I like that.

Do it up, girl. Also, to answer your question earlier, Casey, the clone you were thinking of is Abercrombie Fierce. Fierce. Yes, Fierce. Fierce, that's such a cologne name. Fierce is exactly. Thank you for the call, Allie. Thank you, Allie.

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ow I'm in this bitch's terror. Got a handful of stacks. Better grab an umbrella. I make it rain. I make it rain. I'm in this bitch's terror. Got a handful of stacks. Better grab an umbrella. I make it rain. I make it rain. Oh, this song's so fucking good.

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No, 2005. I'm looking at... 2005 or 6. I think I was in junior year of high school. When? No, I was in college. It's got to be at least 05. Oh, I thought it was earlier than that.

Yeah, I was going to say like 03. I know I... Wait, how old am I? When was I in college? How old am I? No, I think it's got to be. Yeah, I was going to say like 03. I know I – Wait, how old am I? When was I in college? How old am I? No, I think it's going to be like 05. You know what?

It had to have been when I was in high school, which would be 05. When I was in college, yeah. Like 06. 06. I said that first. It's 06. Because I used to – I was junior year.

I should have stuck to my guns. I used to listen to this right before I would run race and track. And I hate to brag, but I was the captain of the track team for a few years, and so it was important. But Fat Joe and Lil Wayne was like, that was my thing. That's technically Lil Wayne's song or Fat Joe's song? I think it's Fat Joe featuring Lil Wayne. Which, by the

way, the fact that Dave was so excited to meet Fat Joe in Miami has just not been talked about enough. Dave was? I can't believe Dave even knows who Fat Joe is. Kevin? He? Jerry, did you listen to that episode of that was? I can't believe Dave even knows who Fat Joe is. Kevin, he, Jerry, did you listen to that episode of that podcast? I did, and I was very surprised that Dave wasn't like, I'm more famous than Fat Joe.

He talked about getting Fat Joe's phone number for like 30 minutes, but like off and on, like he would bring it back up like, I met Fat Joe, like Fat Joe has my number. I guess, you know, what's love really went like mainstream. Well, Dave's also old. Lean back, but like, I mean, I love Fat Joe, but Fat Joe has my number. I guess, you know, what's love really went like mainstream. Well, Dave's also old. Lean back. But like, I mean, I love Fat Joe.

Well, yeah, I know, but. Fat Joe to me is like an all-time underrated rapper. I know Dave doesn't care about that stuff. But see, I think that he must, like, I mean, the one episode where he talks about all the who's who that he met in Miami, he brings up Fat Joe the most. Like, he's the most excited to have met. Why would Dave Portnoy be a big Fat Joe fan? I don't the reason

it confused me even more is because two years ago at the super bowl uh in atlanta a bunch of us went to the lil wayne concert and like you know it's like gaz like gaz's boys from boston and me and ria and fran and i mean like lil wayne played you know hits from every album so it wasn't like it was just his new stuff Dave didn't know one song like what's wrong with you I would expect it to be like that with Fat Joe or if he doesn't know it he would know like what's love and lean back you know like that's it but if you think about it he was in college before like when Lil Wayne was on the hot boys so it's like when was Fat Joe popular well Fat Joe always had one anthem like but even in the 90s no well that's what I'm saying

that's why I'm confused like but he might I mean he he probably when you think of lean back what's love and all the way up in you know recent decades he's had three like you know those are like club anthems that people want to hear wayne has had so many more of those so you would think that i don't know about that club anthems like songs like like that fireman i don't think those that. Club anthems? Songs like that. Fireman. I don't think those are like the – I'm going to get into my semantics. Songs like Lean Back where it's like the whole club is doing a dance. All the way up.

They're all yelling the words. Lil Wayne definitely has hits, but I can't believe that Dave – and then for me, Fat Joe has an album called Don Carter Gina that I think is like the most underrated rap album of all time. But Dave does not listen to that. I think Fat Joe would like dig it in the crates and like old school hip hop. Dave's not listening to that. It was stunning because one of my girlfriends texted me and was like – and of course like I told her – Wait, real quick.

He's not thinking about Big Pun, is he? No, no, no, no. Because I was like i was maybe still not a player and that kind of shit so this is where so she so she texted me and she was like i didn't realize that dave was such a big fat joe fan i said what are you talking about she was like have you listened to the dave port noise i was like no i don't listen to our our podcast she was like just do me a favor and listen to this episode and it was right after he he got back from Miami and he was doing the whole thing with his buddy, Dave Grootman down there who knows literally everyone. He's name dropping for good reason every star that he's met, every celebrity he was with. But he could not get over the fact that he and Fat Joe exchanged phone numbers.

It is so funny. I'm like, how does Dave – Maybe it's just more like the odd couple effect he's naming like super famous people but it was Fat Joe that really caught his attention Jared I'm not over exaggerating he was very excited he was very excited about Fat Joe

and the entire time I was just like is this a bit but the whole thing is like Fat Joe like Kevin is saying he is very well respected in the rap community but like Dave is not entrenched in that community. That's what I mean. What so ever.

If you don't know one Lil Wayne banger. Eminem is trying to get Fat Joe to come out of retirement. Very recently, he was trying to give him a fucking pep talk to come out of retirement. So if Eminem respects you on that level, you're very good at what you do. Yeah, he's fucking awesome. I just didn't realize that Dave knew that. And also, I mean this in the most endearing way, Dave loves fat guys. So even when he hates someone that's fat, he will just talk about it.

You know what? It might be because his name is Fat Joe. His name is Fat Joe. That's why he likes him. Because he calls Ev Fat Ev for no reason. That's what it is. It's his name. What do you got, Dominican Dylan?

What do you think of Davey Dave? I was talking about the legend, Fat Joe. I mean, would you have ever guessed that El Presidente is a Fat Joe, Stan? I would have never in a million years guessed that. No, no. Maybe that little New York swag is getting to him, but I didn't think so, man. But in New York, if you start rocking with Fat Joe, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine Dave being like,

do the rock away and leave. You just like, and I know that it's going to pain you to listen to this episode now, but I need you to listen to it to understand like how funny it is. Like he did pull up my pants and threw the rock away. Unbelievable, man. What else is going on? He was rocking with Fat Joe in that, but I was shocked when I was listening to that. He's like, Fat Joe, Terror Squad.

I was like, look at my man's face. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that Dave yelled Terror Squad? Yes. He did. He gave the Terror Squad shout out. After the fact? No, on the pocket. That's how he got Fat Joe's. He gave you a Terra Squad shout-out. Yes! After the fact? Like after?

No, on the pocket. On the pocket. That's how he got Fat Joe's – yes, that's how he got Fat Joe's attention in Miami was by yelling Terra Squad. Terra Squad! No way. I am blown away. Like it's one thing – it's bizarre enough to even know Fat Joe and think of him being a fan. For him being like, Triz!

Yo, Triz! Terra Squad! I mean, that is what? That is unbelievable. It makes sense, though, man. That T.S. Chain was a cultural icon, man. It does not make sense. Dave Portnoy?

Dave Portnoy doesn't know what? He grew up in Boston. That shit was popping in Zimbabwe. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying it's not about how big Fat Joe or Terror Squad was. It's about Dave living in his bubble, still doing Pearl Jam and Hootie covers. Zah, Zah, imagine this. And I know you're a Lil Wayne person, but imagine being with Dave at a Lil Wayne concert when he's playing eight of his biggest hits and him not knowing one of them.

You're talking about that guy knows Terror Squad? I don't blame him. I don't blame him. Does that mean he knows like Cuban Link? Like no way. Is he listening to like Tony Sunshine? Like no fucking shot. I can't imagine.

He's going to go old school. He's going to start listening to Naughty by Nature shit. It's just – it's not what I would ever, ever, ever guess. I could see like – that's why I thought maybe he would think, like, oh, yeah, Fat Joe, the guy who sings Still Not a Player, and it's like, well, no, close enough, but whatever, Dave. But no, he's yelling Terror Squad in the middle of the fucking club. That's hilarious.

How soon before Dave gets a Terror Squad, Shane? I mean, he should get, like, a DP in the same, like, DP in the same font. What else is going on, Del? Listen, man, I know this is the last day, right? No, next Friday. So we got one more week. All right, then. Well, those fucks at Sirius made a mistake.

Yeah, I mean, I'm surprised. I mean, I get their point of view of like, you know, they want Dave on the air and they want exclusivity and all that shit. But if the choice is like to be down in some capacity with Barstool or walk away and the same day they're signing Logan Paul to a deal and Nick Merckx to a deal. They have to be thinking, well, absolutely, I might have made a mistake here. But, you know, whatever. We've got to find a way to keep this show going tomorrow. I've still got to rock with you guys. So if this show don't go anymore, then you guys are going to have to meet up with me in the bars and in the streets.

We're going to have a good time. Meet me in the fucking streets, says Dylan. I didn't even think about the fact that we won't have a way to talk to Dylan as much. Yeah, that's, I mean, there's, you know, this is, Dylan's the fourth co-host. I mean, he and I co-hosted 30 Minutes by ourselves one day. Like, I like that on record. You probably got to cut a check to Dylan for a couple hundred bucks. I mean, the fact is, first of all, he owes

both of us liquor, too. Yeah, you owe me that bottle. And me, too. I got to get those bottles. I got to get those bottles.

But what bottles we talking? Are we talking a Patron? Are we talking a Henny? Are we going with your style?

I mean, it depends on when we're doing it. I assume we're going to do it on like... Chase is a ratchet hooker. She'll drink whatever.

No, that's not true. I am a ratchet hooker she'll drink whatever no that's not true i am a ratchet hooker but i'm definitely not gonna drink whatever um i mean it depends what do you think it is about hennessy i'll ask dylan nzobis like i think maybe it's like you were talking about with pheromones and and and different body types or whatever i mean i feel like hennessy, for the most part, of course, stereotypically speaking here, is poison to white folks. I've never seen anybody not just trying to fit in or being like a wigger type, just like trying to be black, whatever, and drinking and enjoying it. And be like, I'm a white guy and my drink is Hennessy. I've never, ever seen that.

When I came over here freshman year, that is the only American liquor that I knew. So that's what I used to drink, and my friends always used to laugh me out of the parties. I went to tennis. Oh, yeah, all the time. But you like it. Yeah. I honestly think you're – No, it was more a thing of the only thing I knew kind of deal.

But do you – so now you know. Will you drink it anymore? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like Kanye. Your boy Troops is always drinking it. Oh, yeah, he loves it. Yeah, he loves it. And that's your drink choice still?

You ever tried it with cranberry though? Yo, that shit is good. The only thing we ever did was make Incredible Hulk. That was it. Yeah. Which was disgusting. Disgusting. Hennessy and hypnotic.

Oh, but hypnotic was such a pretty bottle back then. It was beautiful, but it was disgusting. All that Alizé. Oh, my God. Alizé. I used to drink Alizé because Tupac would say it, and I used to drink fucking hypnotic because Fab rapped about it. He mixed it with Hennessy, and it was all disgusting.

I used to drink Alizé because Cat Williams put it in his stand-up about how bitches love Alizé. So I was like, well, shit, I got to get into bitches love Alizé. Cat Williams is talking about it, and I got to get it. It's funny to think of, like, Tupac being, like, you know, the biggest thug of all time drinking, like, fruity Alizé. Alizé is, like, you know, the girliest fucking drink I can imagine. And even, like, Fab doing hypnotic.

It's like, this is, like, 10% alcohol. I was about to say say hypnotic has no alcohol yeah it's i mean it definitely looks cool as fuck no doubt especially in the club but it's disgusting the incredible hulk was supposed to be like it's going to be green and it just always ended up like a brownish like toilet watercolor it was gross what uh what cat williams stand up is it did you guys watch like it's pimpin' Pimpin' and all that? No! What? Did you watch Cat Williams?

I mean, I'm a fucking clown. Okay, no. These are the old ones. He does this whole thing about how he's like, we drink Hennessy. We drink Hennessy on our birthday, on Jesus' birthday, on everybody's birthday. He's like, these white folks, and he talks about how he got super fucked up on like

sambuca and he was like i thought it was one of my african cousins and i started realizing like it's so true white people will just drink anything like well i mean i have seen like when we went to uh carolines and we we know he didn't listen to cat williams back in the day his stand-ups were like the best okay they were okay i mean i know he was wildly popular i'm not saying that i just i'm really upset with you i bet if you ask you know all the white people here at barstool but i don't but you but you're cultured kevin true that's why i'm a learned man if i went and asked john i wouldn't be surprised but like you are a learned man i definitely know his material but i've never sat down and watched the cat Williams special, no.

Go home, smoke weed, watch It's Pimpin' Pimpin'. Or the Pimp Chronicles Part 1. He was in every rap video for a while. Remember that? He had little cameos and intros and all that shit. When we were at Caroline's, we sold out. He what? He was in Wild Boy with MGK and...

What's Wild Boy? It's an MGK song. Oh, when you said he's in it, I thought you meant like a show or a movie or something like that. No, it's the music video. Like Catwoman. Full circle, you talk about Fat Joe. He has a part in one of his stand-ups

where he's like the Rockaway and he's showing how white people dance in the club to Rockaway and it's so fucking funny. I can't believe you haven't seen those at Caroline's the only thing left at the bar they were like you know our bar is fully stocked and I was like listen I know you're used to like comedians coming here but my crowd is going to be different than like the stand-up comedy crowd this is gonna be more of like a party than it is like a show so we got to make sure the bar is stocked and they were like yeah we're good I'm like I really like just take whatever you have and double it because i really don't think you understand what's happening and like halfway through the fucking night the entire bar is

drank dry except for just bottles and bottles of hennessy so white people will drink a lot but i i think we are like i think it's almost like you're afraid of hennessy it's like i don't even know what it's gonna do to me but i think there there's the few that we won't drink, but then in general, it's like if I go up to the bar and I'm like, all right, so-and-so gets to pick the shot, unless it's Fireball, I'm going to take it. Whereas I feel like my friends who stick to one, they're not veering away from it. So my friends who drink Hennessy, that's all they're drinking. They're not drinking anything else. Well, I also think it's about what Zach said, too.

If you don't really know and maybe you've just listened to rap music and you've seen it. Like I remember my brother went out at Fordham. Fordham's basketball team obviously sucked, but there was one dude, Michael Haynes, who I think got like – I think he got like signed as an undrafted free agent at one point or something like that. But he was like a big man on campus, and my brother ended up with him at the bar once, and they were hanging out. And he was like, what are you drinking, man? And he had never drank before. He was an athlete and didn't party yet. And he was like, gin, gin, man. And my brother was like, what do you want it with?

And he was like, juice, just gin and juice, man. That's not a real drink, dude. That's not how this works. It's not an actual cocktail, bro. That's not a real drink, dude. That's not how this works. It's not an actual cocktail, bro. That's good. It is, right? So you just grow up with it. You always just...

I remember seeing my pops drink it and all that. I remember... I mean, it's like why we drank 40s when, you know, it was like you get 40s and drink them. The ICF, the ice cold 40s. Yeah, which was like so... I hated drinking 40s, I realized. It was like it's always kind of warm by the end of it because you're drinking one –

like you're drinking four beers. It's like I could have just had four cold ones instead of one fucking warm one. Yeah, but the BX though, those ICFs are born into you in the summer on the block. Oh, I mean, listen, if it was – I walked into HQ the other day and there was a bottle of Steel Reserve just laying on the ground. And I was like, oh, wow. Steel Reserve, Old E, St. Ives, Colt 45. Yeah, that to me – those four.

MD, Mad Dog. Yeah, Mad Dog. Mad Dog was another. That was bum wine. That shit is disgusting. Mad Dog 2020 and Cisco is like, those should be illegal. That was like blackout in a bottle. But the malt liquor, like 40s and 22s.

I mean, drinking St. Ives 22s on the street is like one of my favorite things that I will have ever done in my life. But the 40s just never made sense to me. I was like, why are we doing this? I never even get like the Bud Light ones. We would just get like Bud 40 sometimes. Like if you're doing it for effect, you want to drink a Cult 45, 40, fine. That was a drink in high school, the Bud Light ones we would just get like Bud 40 sometimes like if you're doing it for effect you want to drink a cult 45 that was the drink in high school

the Bud the Bud yeah there's just no reason to do 40s though other than be like yeah we'll fucking drink the 40s did you ever did you ever do Edward

scissor hands with him I don't like that shit no I don't like like I need my hands I never I saw people pissing their pants and puking

everywhere i'm like i uh no i was like i will drink four i will drink these 40s very fast i promise you you're not we don't need to duct tape my hands up yes yeah i never did my guy what is that okay you duct tape it's some white people shit bro it's some white people edwards 40 hands yeah you you oh edwards 40 hands yeah you tape the 40s and i'd like it on record i never did this i watch my asshole guy friends do this you tape them to your like heavy duct tape like wrap it around yeah and you cannot go anywhere or do anything until both of them are gone then you can get an unduct taped holy shit and because your hands are on it they get even warmer and. And, like, you gotta, you know, you can't, obviously, if you have to pee, you can't fucking get your hands out. You can't open a door, you know.

At this point, we didn't have cell phones. The white people, you guys know how my dad always says, you want to have a wild night, remember, hang out with the white people. Yeah, we're fucking idiots, man. We're dumb. We're fucking idiots. I feel like I've seen one where you tape, you almost tape, like, with another person. Have you seen that? And you almost, like, have to, like, drink with each other. Yeah, but I can't remember what seen one where you almost tape like with another person. Have you seen that?

And you almost like. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I can't remember what that one was called. I remember seeing frat boys. They would put like garbage bags over their neck and they would just like puke into the bag. We are just a dumb, We're dumb people. We're dumb people. Right. I look back at college, especially early college, and just the amount of ways that we would just try to get blackout as fast as possible. Just so dumb. Some of them are fun.

Some of them are fun. Some of them are torture. I don't understand. Did you ever do case races? Oh, yeah. I loved case races. Those were fun. I mean, that – I enjoyed it.

You guys are throwing out terms I never heard of before. Case race was just whichever team could drink a case of beer as fast as. You got a 30, 30 pack of Keystone or whatever the shitty beer was, and then you had, like, teams of three or four, and it was just, you drank them as fast as possible. Did you ever do the Century Club? Yes. That's, what, 100 shots in 100 minutes of beer?

I tried. I don't think I ever made it. Well, it's because even, like, with, like, Power Hour. I don't think you fucked up. I love Power Hour still. Like, I will still play it. I mean, who plays it anymore, I don't know. But, like, you get fucked even with Power Hour, I love Power Hour still. I will still play it. I mean, who plays it anymore? I don't know.

But you get fucked up during Power Hour. People are like, oh, it's only like four or five beers. It's like, I don't know, but you're drinking it. In one hour. In one hour. That'll do the trick. You did it with, what was the- I'm getting educated right now.

Oh, Dylan. Well, you're too young. You're too young for this, I think. But on YouTube, there's a 90s power hour mix. So wait, you've never done a power hour at all, Dylan? No. Because usually what people would do is you make a music mix. Yeah, so somebody would make a mix where a song would play for one minute only,

and then it would be like, ding, and you'd take a shot of beer, and then another song plays. So if you have a really good mix, you're only getting one minute per song. But it's like, oh, I remember that throwback or like, oh, that's my favorite party song. The music was the best part of the power hour. Right, and the 90s one on... I never heard of it. Holy shit.

You got to do it. The 90s one has all the music videos too, so you're getting like old... I mean, it's like late 90s, early 2000s, so it's like Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, whatever. But Dylan, the key with power hours, and this is where you make sure people aren't cheating, is you have to actually pour the beer

in a shot glass because if you have people just sipping the beer I never cared though if you want to like put your beer on the side when you're playing beer pong or whatever no that's different you know but if you're going to be playing power hour everyone has to be drinking the same amount of the power hour so that we're all blacked the fuck out at the end that's the key

alright Dylan we're wrapping up here yeah man hang out with more white people. Yeah, you're young enough. Go do a power hour with some white folks and you're going to have yourself a night on our last day.

We should do power hour on our last day. Walk out of here on a Friday fucking black. Or on Friday Night Pints sometime. Ooh, all right. Now there's an idea like that.

Speaking of Friday Night Pints, tonight, 6 p.m., we are introducing the cast of Surviving Barstool. So during Super Bowl week, we are doing a Survivor-esque challenge with seven members of the Barstool crew. You can meet

them all tonight on Friday Night Pints. So 6 p.m. Eastern. Head over to KFC Radio on Twitter or Instagram for the live stream, and we'll be chopping it up, drinking, and introducing the game and the contestants of Surviving Barstool. Have a good weekend otherwise. We'll see you on Monday, and stay high.