KFC Radio - Best of Clancy And The Rockets Week 3: Christian Yelich Calls In, Marty Mush Makes Out, Hatfished, and Ellie vs. Francis

Episode Date: December 3, 2018

Last week on Clancy and the Rockets (LIVE everyday on Barstool Radio SiriusXM Channel 85 from 1pm-3pm) we had the freshly crown NL MVP Christian Yelich (9:12) called in. Jared told him what it's like to win a World Series and we discussed the beef with Manny Machado. Marty Mush (19:51) is a disgusting person. Is The Rock (27:37) overrated? Hatfished (40:59) is when a girl get tricked into thinking a guy is hotter than he is because of his hat. Can women make #bootygainz? Can Jared make any calf gains? And Ellie Schnitt's (59:39) first official Barstool dramaYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, CCK, week three, technically, in the books. Technically, because we did have the holiday shortened week last week. But it was, this felt like a really long week to me. This felt like a really long week because we were coming back from the holiday. Everyone was dragging ass on Monday. But thanks to the holiday, we had some stories to share.

And Marty Mush and his snot face stories. Yeah, I did not want to hear that story. But now that I have, I can't unhear it. No, no. I would feel like eventually what I would like to do like the wwe has this has this uh show that they do where the wrestlers tell stories and then they do like cartoon animations over the stories i feel like we're gonna need a cartoon animation maybe we'll get mill more on this a cartoon animation of uh of the story that marty mush told on our show this week yeah i mean

i came back from thanksgiving loving watching all the football that i Mush told on our show this week. Yeah, I mean, I came back from Thanksgiving loving watching all the football that I did, high on college football playoff talk, all this, and then instead I got Marty Mush nodding all over a girl. Correct. No, which was great. No, I loved it. You know what else I loved, though?

Christian Jelic coming on the show this week. That was great. A little baseball talk. I mean, CCK is becoming the cool spot for Major League Baseball players. Which is also great because Kevin and I became friends with Christian Jelic years

ago. We kind of were like, alright, this is our guy. Next thing you know, he's the most valuable player in the National League. No big deal. No big deal. Still hitting on Kevin's mom, though. Which is fine. Fine. I mean, who can blame him? I feel like he has more ground to stand on because he's the MVP.

Producer BC just laughed at that. It's his mom, too. He hasn't disagreed yet. BC, thoughts? I mean, it is what it is. I can't really control it, but she likes him. It's a mutual thing.

She's not going to Milwaukee, though. Well. She just won't get on a plane. I mean, maybe. Oh, I thought she meant you and Kevin were going to ban her from going. She does what she wants. We can't control her. Mama Clancy does what she wants.

Yeah, she can go to a Mets game. Maybe the Brewers are in town. Yeah. But no, it was a great call. I feel like there has to be a meeting at some point, no? Not if I can help you. If there is, I'm there for it. Yeah, no, we had a lot of good talk.

I'll do it for content. It'll be good content. We'll put it in the vlog. He's charming. Shout out the vlog. Shout out the vlog, which has been great. Shout out BC for putting together the vlog. Shout out BC for catching the drama that we have behind the scenes.

We don't really have drama on this show, though. We love each other for the most part. We do. We're a cohesive unit, but sometimes we disagree. I feel like any time The Rock gets brought up, we're going to have a World War III. I mean, of everything I've argued about outside of college football, which is my niche,

I've argued about The Rock more than anything else since I've worked at Barstool. Because you have bad takes when it comes to The Rock. I mean, listen, I never thought, oh, when I sign this contract and I leave Boston to go to New York, that I'm going to have to defend my football takes and defend that I think that the Rock

is slightly overrated in comparison to what everyone else thinks. That's a bad take. Like the Rock a lot. Don't love him as much as you do. The Rock and I have a lot in common. Devastatingly handsome, incredibly muscular, charming, a great smile.

Everybody loves us. But the one thing that we don't have in common is The Rock, he crushes leg day. I don't. You don't do leg day. I don't try. Yeah. If I did, I bet I would probably crush it too.

I just see it as a waste of time. That's a bad take. You talk about my bad takes, like that's a bad take you talk about my bad takes like that's about no it's a good take i feel like and i've said this a million times a leg day is essentially a day that i could just do arms for a second time like that's my money maker that's fair yeah the rockets got i mean leg day is important but i'm not i'm never gonna be able to i'm never gonna be able to to tell you otherwise so i'm just gonna concede this one okay so we had it we i had it. Well, not we.

I had a mental breakdown this week over legs because. You're Johnny Drama. You want better calves. Yeah. Facts only. And maybe I'll explore some unique options to get them. Don't do that, Jared. Well, we already talked about it on the show this week.

Yeah, we did. We had a nice little heated conversation about booty gains and calf gains. Yeah, which I have some thoughts about that. So do I. I know you do. What else did we talk about this week? Catfish. Catfish.

Ooh. Oh, so Marlon's Man has the term, there's gold diggers, there's catfish, and then there's goldfish. And what a goldfish is, is when, you know, like if you're a catfish, you're not the person in the pictures. You're just not that person. If you're a goldfish, you are the person in the pictures, but in real life, you look nothing like what you look like in the pictures.

That's a goldfish. Now we have a hatfish, which is when guys wear the backwards hat. They wear the gray sweatpants. They got a little bit of scruff. They got some facial hair. But those are all things that you said improve a guy's appearance. Coincidentally, the day after you said this, Kevin shows up with all those things. I mean, he's just listening to what I said looks good on dudes.

Nothing wrong with that. No, there's nothing wrong. I mean, nothing wrong with that. No. Hatfish is a real thing, though. I mean, and look, it's not a knock against dudes. Girls wear makeup to better themselves. Girls do things all the time to better themselves.

Girls do a lot of things. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Guys can wear backwards hats and it may or may not be deceiving. Oh, it's very deceiving. Hat fished. Yeah. There's just.

There also are guys that wear backwards hats that have really good head of hair. I'd like to go on record and say that. Same. I'm one of them. No. Wait, you don't have a hairstyle. I mean, but I have. I'm not balding.

I have. Yeah, but you don't have a hairstyle. So it's but I'm not balding. Yeah, but you don't have a hairstyle. So I'm talking about like... This is a style. Like if Kevin wears a backwards hat... I swear to God, I'm going to grow my fucking hair out. I am going to do that. Maybe you should. Because all I'm saying is I'm going to give Kevin another compliment.

I've not given him enough this week. If Kevin wears a backwards hat and then takes his hat off, it's like, oh damn, he's got good hair. Whatever, dog. I'm growing my hair out. I'm going to look like the fucking bassist from Metallica. Do you do you, Jared? I will.

Guys, this holiday season, I have some tips for treating your ornaments. I thought you were going to do hair. Hair? I thought you were going to do an ad for hair right there because you were just so excited to read that ad. Yeah, I am. I was more excited to change the subject because I feel like you're hating on my hair. Okay, go ahead and do that. Just wait until I grow my hair out and I take my game to the next level.

Yeah. I probably won't even work at Barstool anymore. I'll probably be on billboards in Times Square. Promise? I mean, I'm not going to make you a promise because you'll never hear from me again after. Damn. How will I go on? I don't know.

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All right. We will. Tell to somebody I can kiss. I want something just like this. all right we're back it's clancy in the rock it's me jared carabas casey smith we are now joined by the reigning national league mvp christian yellic. Back from his celebratory bender, I assume. Congratulations on the hardware, my man. I appreciate it, dude. How far we've come, huh?

Yeah. I was just going to say, last time you were here, you were kind of like, so are we officially friends? And I think I gave you a strong fuck no. But the reality of the situation is, once you're out of the NL East, and I don't have to see you in those ugly ass Marlins uniforms, you're not a pain in my ass 19 times a year, I think we actually can be friends. So if the offer's still on the table.

I'm a misclan, so let me know. You know what? I forgot that you hit on my mom. You're out. You're out. We're still frenemies at this point. You dick. You're so salty, Kevin.

You just got stopped. No. Once I heard you, I forgot. Forgot you hit on my mom. I mean, he didn't hit on your mom. All he said. If you're in Milwaukee, look me up. No, no, no, no, no.

He said, Mrs. Clancy, first of all, he was respectful. He said, Mrs. Clancy, if you ever find yourself in Milwaukee, you get a free ticket anytime you want one. It sounds nice to me, Kevin. It sounds like a very chivalrous, gentlemanly thing to do. Yeah. She's got a seat anytime she wants one. All right.

Enough about my mom. Let's get to Christian Yellich. At what point in the season were you like, because I feel like I spoke to you pretty late, and you still were not convinced you were going to win the MVP. At what point were you like, yep, I got this shit locked up? Never. You just never know how it's gonna turn out I figured I had a pretty good shot at it but uh you never know how uh everything is

gonna play out uh everybody told me how it's going to uh you know I think that's the last maybe like the last homestand I was I thought I had a really good shot and then um you know that ended up happening which is uh just crazy i mean i didn't really think about a whole lot towards the end of the day honestly because of the playoffs and all that i was trying to keep that out of my mind but uh yeah i mean i never never really thought something like that would happen or you'd be in that situation and especially like a year ago uh where we're standing and talking. A lot changed definitely in 12 months. Yo, your life has changed so fucking much, man. I mean, starting from the bottom, now you're here.

I mean, I know you're never going to bash your old organization, but I think everybody knows you're very happy to be in Milwaukee right now with some hardware on your mantle. Yeah, I mean, it definitely worked out for the best. The thing about getting traded is definitely worked out for the best. And the thing about getting traded, you're walking into the unknown, you don't really know how it's going to work out,

how in the organization, your whole life kind of gets turned upside down for a little bit. And obviously I ended up working out for the best. It was an unbelievable year. I had a lot of fun. You know, I mean, the Marlins in Miami was a part of my past, but, you know, definitely looking, the Marlins in Miami was a part of my past.

But, you know, definitely looking forward to the future in Milwaukee. Hey, Yelly, I told you I'd take care of Machado and the Dodgers. How much satisfaction did you get out of watching Machado be the final out of the World Series and they barely even won a game? It took 18 innings to win one game. Yeah, I mean, I think, you know, everybody saw my thoughts on that whole situation. Yeah, dude. No, I was surprised, man.

You were very, yeah, you're very mild-mannered. I never heard you really speak out. You're always pretty, like, comfortable but measured, even when you're on here. You were dropping motherfucker in the locker room, man. You were fed up, huh? Yeah, I mean, they kind of – I forgot who picked it up. I mean, there's so much media in those locker rooms after playoff games, and you can barely walk in there with somebody.

I don't know. I think I was talking to somebody, and that's kind of what happened. They picked it up. Oh, so you were just talking to one of your boys, and it just, like, overheard? Something like that. I was talking to somebody. I didn't say it on camera. Obviously, I had something to say on camera as well.

But, yeah, you know, somebody picked it up in the locker room. It happened. There was a lot of emotion in the game, though. It was coming off a 13-inning loss. There was a lot of frustration going on, too. Well, listen, there's no doubt that he was playing like a total scumbag. So I don't think anybody would question your reaction to that. Do you officially have Manny Machado beef?

I don't know. I mean, definitely. I'm definitely getting booed at Dada Stadium. It's actually kind of funny going up there and going to the stadium all the time getting booed in the stadium you used to go up and do the playoffs in your hometown, yeah

I think baseball beef is great baseball beef is great, because it's like you see it happen in the NBA and sometimes in the NFL and fans love that, so even if you're not super attached to the beef, I say let the beef flow right now in the rap game, when love that. So even if you're not super attached to the beef, I say let the beef flow right now. Yeah, man. It's like in the rap game, when you have beef, you sell records.

Just have beef, dude. It'll be, oh, I promise. That's what sucks is Machado doesn't have a home right now. So you're going to go back to L.A., and they're going to forget that he was even on the team by mid-May. Yeah, he's going to do all right here in the next couple months, I was feeling. He's going to be just fine. He's going to be happy. He's a next couple months, I have a feeling. He's going to be just fine.

He's going to be happy. He's a great player. He really is. Unbelievably talented. But, yeah, we didn't see eye to eye there for a little bit, and now it is what it is. We're going to do it. Once you win the MVP, do you call up your agent?

You're like, yo, we got to fucking – I want to get – let's renegotiate my contract. When am I going to be a free agent? I need to get paid off this shit. You're pretty locked up for a while, huh? Yeah. I got a few more years there. I mean, basically I had all my friends around and we did it right for a solid week. There was a little bit of a bender there for a while, but we survived.

And, um, you know, it was a lot of fun. It was a hell of a time. Uh, you know, I didn't really know. Like a MVP of a time. A whole party like an MVP party. Yeah, I went with Stanton last year. Or last year I went with Stanton when he won his, obviously. And I was thinking, I was like, damn, this is super cool. Like, your boy just won MVP.

I was like, that's just crazy. And a year later, I ended up winning. So I was like, I guess I got to do that. You're on a hot streak, yeah. Yeah, but how many more girls are asking you to slide into their DMs right now? Yeah, that part's been crazy, too. Life's been nuts for the last couple months, to say the least. It's been a crazy run we've been on.

Did you connect with the girl who had that sign at the game? Which one? You know what I'm talking about. Oh, which one? That's insane. The one who had a sign at the game? Which one? You know what I'm talking about. Oh, which one? That's the same. The one who had a giant fucking sign on national TV. Christian, she had a huge sign with the fucking peach emoji that said slide into my DMs.

You know who I'm talking about. Did you talk to her or not? I thought you were talking about that, the one from New York. But no, I didn't talk to her. I didn't see that one. I saw the sign. That just answers my question. That answers my question.

Like, I'm like, has it gotten crazier? Because I'm talking about the one specific sign. He's like, no, like, which one? This happens to be everywhere I go. They've been lining up. Yelly, who is the biggest name to reach out to you after you won the MVP? I don't really know. I mean, Kevin Clancy, Derek I mean Kevin Clancy

Derek Travis Kevin Clancy's mom Kevin Clancy's mom If I find out my mom Texts you I'll be boosted Did you hear from Did you hear from Barry Did he say welcome to the club

No he told me I told you that He called me before I won Like at the end of the season He told me that I had to win six more To get on his me before I won like at the end of the season he told me that I had to win six more to get on his level

and I was like well that's not that's unbelievable you know like I couldn't imagine what that was like winning I think what

seven MVP very one so like yeah I couldn't even it was hard enough to win one I couldn't do that

six more times you know yeah the party didn't stop though right that's a true story that's a true story It was hard enough to win one. I couldn't do that six more times, you know? Yeah. The party didn't stop, though, right? That's a true story. That's a true story. Oh, no. It stopped this weekend.

But, yeah, I mean, it'll be a fun offseason. At some point, you've got to slow down. Was your boy Boar part of it, Justin Boar? No, I'm going to his wedding this weekend, so we'll have to do something there. He's getting married on Saturday, actually, yeah. The big fella. Yeah, he might, like, upstage the whole wedding.

Yeah, yeah. Honestly, you talk about, like, you know, don't wear white to the wedding. You're going to roll in as the fucking MVP, man. Yeah, like, you're going to show up to your boy's wedding, who's also a Major League Baseball player, but everyone's going to be asking for pictures with you. No, we'll keep it low-key. We'll stay in the middle.

I couldn't miss that one, though. He's my boy. He's my boy. I couldn't miss that one. You'll be popular with the bridesmaids, though, I'm sure. Oh, hell yeah. Man, yeah. Like I said, it's been wild. It sounds like it, dude. Last thing, because I just, you know, we have to bring it up every single time.

Did you see a lot of the screenshots from your sex tape floating around again? I feel like it's resurfacing, man. I feel like you got it off the internet for a while, but you better watch out because it's rearing its ugly head again. I mean, any time I do anything, any time I do anything that's semi-notoriety or anything positiveens in my life That comes back around

The guy just follows me I feel like I'm known for that More than anything I've done on the field Which is Crazy You know Which is why you needed

To win an MVP award Because that was the one thing That can trump eating some ass Yeah but even that I was like This is the only MVP To ever have Eating ass on tape

That's true Notice by the way I don't even care I mean I don't even care anymore. You know, it's kind of like whatever, it's the worst thing to be known for.

You know, so I was like, oh, whatever. Yes, sir. It's a good laugh. I get it every night. I get it every night in every stadium. There's people who listen to like,

there's people who listen to like all the shows from Barcelona, randomly like in the streets or wherever you're out being like, I know it was you. I heard you on it.

Whatever show. So it you on whatever show. So it happens all the time. It's a good laugh. And you know, what are you going to do? All right, man, we appreciate you calling in. Congrats again on the MVP.

Get back to work and we'll talk to you soon. You got it guys. Talk soon. Later. Yelly. All right. We'll hit a break now to final segment of the of the day before Chicks in the Office take over. It's Clancy and the Rockets on Power 85.

We'll be're back. Second half. We are now joined by Martin Mush. What up, what up? Because... What up, Marty? Casey was talking about hooking up and not just, hey, you got in there, but did you do a good job?

And do you get another shot? And is she talking you up to her girlfriends and whatnot? Marty is struggling right now with the paper towels and the wires. I don't know why he's in here. So if you, if Marty, Marty, Marty got a little action this weekend or was trying to. Yep. Trying to or you did? Well, the reason I say trying to is because as he started, he was feeling a little under the weather and his nose.

Let's paint a picture. Yeah. Yeah. You do it. Yeah. So I always have wild things. Some for some reason happened to me every time I'm talking to the man. Yeah.

Something. It's always funny shit, though, to me, not to them. So I was working. So Matt had some confidence on Wednesday, let me tell you. I was swinging. I was round. I was cutting the rug, dancing and shit. And I met this nice lady.

Did you return home as like a conquering hero? Yeah, 100%. There's no doubt that Marty Mosher's talking right now. The island is buzzing about Marty. Ron Conkamo loves it. So yeah, I brought her home and my nose was running like a bastard all night.

And I was... Oh no. Oh yeah. You know where it's going. So I was in the bathroom. I was, through the bar, I was doing a good job of it. But once I started hooking up with her, it just got you, the amount of snot on her cheek was unbelievable.

So I had to coach her through it. She like knew what was going on, but I was like, you know what? Just, just get through it. We'll get through it. We got it. Where's the tissue? Here you go. Marty, is this mean Marty Is this girl Was this girl

Even semi respectable Yeah she was very She was good looking She was cute She was way Like I should have Not been with her at all And you're snotting on her

No on her fucking cheeks man You can't control it And she just kept Making out with you You can't control it You stop making out With that person No you can't

Cause then she's gonna Really realize Oh shit I'm with this guy So just keep her locked in. That's a good point. I actually like, because if you give a girl like a second to think, like, oh, yeah,

what the fuck am I doing with this guy? They call you motion. Not that I, not that, yeah. Not that I think that like having snot all over my face sounds good, but I, would you ever, would you ever just keep kissing someone who's snotting on your face, Casey?

No, no. I mean your face, Casey? No. No. I mean, like. You're different. If the girl is like. The girl, man. The girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll jump in a pool of snot if I have a sec.

A girl letting you blow your nose basically on her face is ridiculous. She might have not known it was snot at the time. Oh, you were one of the sloppy makers. Oh, yeah. Your tongue's everywhere. Do you know how long my tongue is? It's too unbelievable. I can't.

If I let my tongue out all day, I be like a panty like a dog all day. But let me tell you, she might not known at the time. So but then once I. But here's also the problem, too. I mean, if you're if you're really making out, too, like you need to breathe through your nose and shit, man. The whole thing is a fucking. I'm a mouth breather. That's a tough one.

Oh, that's worse than the snot. So wait, when you... Casey's very confused right now. When you make out, you breathe through your mouth? I don't really breathe. It just gets like going underwater. So you just make out for like

30 seconds at a time? When you swim, you just gotta go like that. You like head to the side? Yeah, head to the side. You just blow your nose, little snot rocket, grab some air, come back in? Yeah. You're disgusting. So what happened?

I finished a job. Oh. That girl is either desperately in love with you or just straight up desperate or drunk. Or was very fucked up. Was there like a discussion afterwards?

Like, oh, that was weird when you were like... Oh, yeah, definitely. I was like, yeah, that was tough. Was it in the moment or was it like next morning text message? Or like what? Yeah, no, it was mostly in you were like... Oh, yeah, definitely. I was like, yeah, that was tough. Was it in the moment or was it like next morning text message or like what? Yeah, no, it was mostly in the next morning when I woke up. I had to like

make it a joke once again. That was a tough one. That's good. You know what? Everything you're saying right now actually paints the picture of how this could happen. I think Mush just has enough funny game where he's like self-deprecating and kind of just shooting the shit.

Basically, the way you close the deal with her is the way you close the deal with your Barstool idol. I remember being like, this isn't very good, but there's something about it. No, there's been some times. One girl, she's like, no, just don't say anything. And just let's just, let me paint this picture. It was tough. I feel this one's crazy this might be more kfc radio type radio but uh no but she was giving me um how would i she was

giving me heads yes i love that you landed on her head how do i say this politely she was sucking my cock right so i really thought you were gonna think about that for a little bit longer but please continue i don't have many words in my dictionary, so I'm going to keep going. All right, so you're getting head. Yes. So throughout that day, I was thinking of this question. You know, I don't know what girls think of neards. What do you think of a neard?

What? Your neck beard. Yeah, no, those aren't great. They're not great. I thought the same thing as well, but I had one at the time. I've never even heard it called a neared. Me neither. So at the time, I was like,

what do you think about neareds while she was performing the act? Oh, my God. You do not have a conversation with a woman while she is performing fellatio. You don't do that. It was on my brain, and I had to say it.

Unless it's about how good she is. Well, I told her that after. You complimented her after. No, during. I'm an encourager. Or just talk about anything else, but you're near. Shut up. That's my problem. Whatever comes to my head, I just say it.

You are. You're like a goldfish or something. Whatever comes through. You are a funny cat, man. Girls, I'm not trying to cock block here, but if Marty Mush was ever You're like a goldfish or something. Whatever comes through. You are a funny cat, man. I mean, girls. I'm not trying to cock block here, but if Marty Mush is ever snotting on your face, maybe tell him that. I advise him to call a timeout and be like, rain check. I have a feeling I'm going to cold streak after this now.

Yeah, yeah. I had a buddy who went to Ireland, studied abroad, so we're going way back to college. And he was getting, um, his dick sucked. And he fell asleep in the middle of it. Oh, no. I don't think he's gotten a blowjob since. He spit in the face of the hookup gods

and it just never, I think it was like a curse. It was like the curse of the Bambino. That girl probably is still devastated. You don't come back from that. You don't come back from that. If you're like blacked out. You you don't come back but i mean you don't if you're like blacked out no you still don't come back from it you can't no i mean it's never happened to me before but you don't come back from that there's no way that any girl would be like oh it's okay he was drunk it's like no i don't care really how drunk he is no i mean it's because the

same thing is like when when a guy like can't get it up or he comes too quick and it's like it's not you it's me sort of thing like when girls are like oh my god he can't get it up or he comes too quick and it's like, it's not you, it's me sort of thing. Like when girls are like, oh my God, he can't get it up. Like, I'm not pretty or whatever. And it's like, no, I'm fucking hammered. What if it's up and you fall asleep? Yeah, that's tough. The fact that it's up.

If it was down, he fell asleep. That'd be okay. That's not great. Yikes. All right, Mush, get the hell out of here. Mush. Good talking to you. Well, I did not expect this conversation to go this way with Mush.

No, no, no. Good time. Yeah, Casey was like, well, wait a minute. Why? Marty's in here. And we were just talking about like hooking up. What is, what's about to happen? I mean. Yeah, Casey was like, well, wait a minute. Why? Marty's in here and we were just talking about like hooking up. What's about to happen?

I mean, yeah, you were like, we need to get Marty in here and I was just very confused. I was like, why? I'm trying to think of like how do we transition into mortifying hookup stories? I'm, hmm.

Why everybody look at me? No, no one looked at you. Both of you at the same time. Because we're just going to make you uncomfortable. That's all. You're not making me uncomfortable. That you didn't want to live in the city where the people are shitty.

All right, we're back. Clancy, Casey, and Carabas. We've been talking about, you know, do you love Taco Bell? Do you love this? Do you love that? Some things in the world are universally loved. One of them being Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Yeah.

Or so I thought. What the fuck? Because Maria from Chicks in the Office, she doesn't like The Rock. So. No, I don't think it's. No, hold on. She just doesn't love The Rock as much as you do. I'm stirring pots. You're stirring pots. Because she, I don't think it's... No, hold on. She just doesn't love The Rock as much as everyone else does. Yeah, I mean, I'm stirring pots.

You're stirring pots, because she... I heard her. She just said, I'm not into The Rock as much as everyone else is, and I said, I agree. He's one of those... I do. Casey, you don't want to do this again, do you? Seriously. We will double team you right fucking now again.

Yikes. Yeah. Yikes. If we had an HR department, that would be number one. We have been down this road before, and it did not go well for me. I think The Rock is incredibly talented. I like a lot of his movies. I think he is attractive.

I don't think that he is like... Rich. Funny. Okay, Jared. Why don't you fuck him? I think you would. I would. I'd give The Rock a roll.

I feel like it's okay to say The Rock is very talented and I respect what he does and not be like, oh my God, he hung the moon. It's a great phrase, by the way. I like that phrase. Thank you. You don't know what that means? No. Like, he's done everything. He's responsible for the moon.

He's done everything in my world. He hung the moon. The moon's a spaceship. I'll tell you who hung the moon he's done everything in my world he hung the moon the moon's a spaceship I'll tell you who hung the moon the aliens who landed there I actually get what you're saying but it's just like The Rock is like a black or white thing

where it's just like oh wait you said you don't like him you don't like him no I like him I'm not like obsessive over him I think he like I said I like his movies

I think he's incredibly talented he's obviously an athlete too which I think he, like I said, I like his movies. I think he's incredibly talented. He's obviously an athlete too, which I think is really cool. Like when you can, when people can like cross over to different things and be like, do you have a moment on Instagram, TV, movies,

whatever, where you're like, it's the rock again. No, I just think he's everywhere. So that's not bad. I mean, good for him.

Like he is the only guy that has been everywhere doing everything that the majority hasn't been like, oh, enough already. Yeah. Like he is so universally loved. And what I said to Rhea was that I get that you don't love The Rock like you love John Mayer. But I think it's because you haven't been exposed to what it is that makes everyone love him so much. She doesn't even follow him on Instagram. Yeah, but you can, there's just some people that aren't going to connect to you.

No, you love him because of wrestling. No, not even that. Yes, Jared. It's not because of that. That's why I was introduced to him. Don't yell for like two seconds, please. I'm not yelling. Can you please?

Casey, you'll fucking know when I yell. I'm aware. What I'm telling you is that every time we talk about The Rock, you always go back to his wrestling days. And that's fine. And that's a hundred. Can you let me finish? Nothing about his wrestling days. Can you let me finish?

Please. Can I finish now? I can't finish. What I'm saying is. You two are so annoying. Is that you love wrestling, which is fine. That's great. People that didn't grow up loving wrestling

might not have known about The Rock until he became a celebrity. Okay, but he has what, like 20-something million followers on Instagram? You think all those people are wrestling fans? No, but what I'm saying is that you don't have to love him. See, bro, the fact that you're trying to say

that wrestling is not, like, it absolutely stems from wrestling. That's where we found him. From me? Yes, that it absolutely stems from wrestling. That's where we found him. Yes. That's where we love him. That's why we love him. And everything else he does. Yes, it is.

He doesn't wrestle now. Right. But the reason why we love him as much as we did is because where it started, what he was, his catchphrases, his wrestling, his performance. And now he's good at everything else. But the reason why Rhea doesn't love him like we love him is because she wasn't watching the fucking WWF Attitude Era. It's not hard to figure out. She doesn't follow him on Instagram. I love The Rock now because of his

Instagram videos. He's just a very overwhelmingly positive person that's even at his peak right now. He's the most famous actor. He's the highest paid actor in the world. And he's still, I find him to be very relatable and down to earth and when you get to like the pinnacle of the the mega stars the most famous people on earth they become aliens

like you couldn't have like justin bieber couldn't walk in here right now we could have a normal conversation with him the rock could walk in here right now we could have a normal conversation he's just a regular guy yeah that's fine i mean i don't know why you're trying to sell the rock like i because that's why i like him now and i like him i understand but if ria wants to say. I don't know why you're trying to sell The Rock. Because that's why I like him now and I like him still. I understand, but if Rhea wants to say, I just don't find him to be number one. Stone Cold Steve Austin, I loved him for his wrestling and the wrestling attitude era. But I don't hype up Stone Cold Steve Austin today. I bet you if The Rock walked in and sat with Rhea for a second, she would change her tune real quick.

She would swoon over The Rock. I mean, I probably would too. That doesn't mean that I think that he's the most important, most famous person in the entire world to me. Like, that's, like, I appreciate what The Rock does. I go see The Rock movies. I'm not going to, like, sit over there and obsess about everything that he does because I just don't care. Do you like strudel? That's a drop.

Do you like pie? I mean. That's a drop. Do you like pie? He's the best. He's very funny. He's unbelievable. But I'm still waiting. And Dwayne, if you're listening, because I'm sure Dwayne's listening to Clancy and the Rockets. The whole fucking world is at this point. We're on national radio,

so the Rock could accidentally be strolling by. He could be in a rental car and someone left it on and he's listening. Sure. What's up, Dwayne? Call up.

You don't know him like that. It's the Rock. The Rock. This girl just tweeted me and she said, I agree with Rhea and Casey. I don't love the Rock as much as the rest of the world does.

That's the key. It doesn't say I don't like the Rock. It's I don't like The Rock as much as the rest of the world does. That's the key. It's like, it doesn't say I don't like The Rock. It's I don't like The Rock as much as the world. Yeah, coming from you, that's real rich. You're ignorant. I'm waiting though. I don't, I'm not, Rock, I'm not looking for your downfall. I'm not looking for anything to go wrong for you. I do want to hear like one bad

story about him because he's so squeaky clean that I'm starting to get skeptical. I've never heard one person, like has he never had a bad day? Has he never yelled at someone? Has there never been a fight? That, to me, says that he's active, that he's phony. Because somebody at some point is going to, if you're normal, like you said,

he's going to be like, fuck you, man, or something like that. No, there has been. Yeah. Him and John Cena did not get along in real life. Right. They were spatting back and forth, and then it became like a WrestleMania thing. And then wasn't there a beef with him and Vin Diesel? Like off screen? There was something

like they had like a spat. What I need is like a, I need him to be like a dick to like a fan or a real person. Well he'd never do that. I know but he needs to be. Why? Because then you really are real. Like he has bad days. Sure but he. We've never heard of him once. He wouldn't let you know because he's Samoan. They don't do that. They don't do that shit. Yeah. I mean, he's... Like, he has bad days. Sure, but he... We've never heard of him once.

But he wouldn't let you know because he's Samoan. They don't do that. Yeah, they don't do that shit. I googled a bad story about The Rock and the top three results were this heartbreaking story

behind Dwayne's amazing gift, 15 insane backstage stories about The Rock, and the unbelievable true story of The Rock. Yeah. I mean, he's too good. Yeah, I mean,

he comes from humble beginnings. And he's just too nice. He's unbelievable. Because he knows he's too good. Yeah, I mean, he comes from humble beginnings. And he's too nice. He's unbelievable. Because he knows what it's like. He has, like, depression issues and his mom and all that stuff. It's all like a... Yes. Like, he's had a humble upbringing.

Like, he comes from humble beginnings. He knows what it's like to struggle. He knows what it's like to be the common man. He was old enough at one point in his life where he had one dollar in his pocket and then he made it. He's the ultimate success story. He's only 80 to 1 odds to be the next president.

I would vote for The Rock. I would create false aliases to vote for The Rock multiple times to be my president. When we had Rob Corddry in here, he's the guest, the co-host, the co-star on Ballers, the guy with the bald hair.

We asked him that. I was like, would you vote for the Rock for president? He's like, get the fuck out of here. No. Why? He's like, he's my buddy and a great actor, but haven't we learned our fucking lesson? Who's gonna vote for Dwayne? Everybody. And he's like his boy. Everybody would vote for him.

I feel like maybe that the ship has sailed on that idea. Our only chance at world peace, The Rock, is Dwayne Johnson. See, that I might agree with. I think if there's two schools of thought here. All right, the aliens are here, right? Yeah. We got to send an ambassador, okay? I think The Rock is a great ambassador.

Yeah. But, you can't risk that they're just like, I'm just zapping with a laser gun and he's dead. I don't know that

that would work. You think he could take that? Yeah. It's The Rock. I don't think you can risk, I think you need a great ambassador,

but you can't risk in case they're hostile, you can't risk that they're just boom, dead right away. I mean, I'm not so much thinking about aliens. I don't think the aliens would fuck with The Rock. away. I mean, I'm not so much thinking about aliens.

I don't think the aliens would fuck with the rock. They would be like, whoa, that's the guy? They would look at other human beings, and then they would look at the rock and be like, that's their leader? Peace. Or they might be like, yeah, we brought him here. He's actually one of us. We planted him here like 40 years ago. Yeah, no, he looks like an alien a little bit, yeah.

Who would you send to the... Who would be your planet Earth ambassador? To the aliens? Yes. I mean, I would say The Rock, even if we weren't talking about The Rock for the last 15 minutes. Really?

Who would you send to represent the human race? I would think that you would have to send a really good-looking, nice girl. What? Yeah, like Blake Lively or something. Blake Lively would represent the human something. Blake Lively would represent the human race. They would vaporize Blake Lively. They might just like kidnap her.

Maybe, I feel like it's just like you don't want to like intimidate them. Like The Rock might like intimidate them like right off the bat. Like your guard is up, like he could kill me. But you send like Blake Lively, maybe not her because she's like super intimidatingly hot. But like somebody who's just like, hey. I don't hate that approach though yeah like hey like this is like

we're really cool down there like also they're gonna be like smitten with how she looks and then she's like really smart you know what I say you do you send him you send her and Ryan together oh like a first couple and like he's funny and she's pretty and they're like together and it's peaceful and good I think that's a great representation of the human race. Yeah. And it's like they're not like over the top intimidating like looking people. I mean yes they're super hot but

it's like the rock is like this guy could kill all of us at like once. But he's also charming. And you can put on that rock smile and the aliens would be like this guy. Yeah but if they have their guard up right away because they're worried that he's just gonna like wipe them all out like you're you're fighting from behind at that point i guess either way you just better

be careful you say you don't like the rock because the mob will come for you oh i like the rock what do you think your least popular take is mine yeah do you have one like every time you say it people are like you're a fucking moron uh i feel like all of them, for the most part. Can confirm. What's my worst take? Every single thing you say. Yeah. I feel like, I don't know why it's not popping into my head, but I feel like there's a take that I have that absolutely no one agrees with.

He, speaking of The Rock, because, like, Robbie was trying to, like, you know, jump on The Rock train to, like, go against me the last time we had this argument. This argument's been going on for literally six months. But even Robbie was like, Jared, okay, pump the brakes. Jared said that more people around the world have gone to see, would go to WrestleMania than would go to Justin Timberlake. Taco Bells are here.

Tacos are here. Concerts. Say again, would go see The Rock at WrestleMania than just the Bieber concert? No, than Justin Timberlake, like world tours. He thinks more people have seen WrestleMania than Justin Timberlake world tours. I also said numbers more people have seen WrestleMania than Justin Timberlake world tours. That's just a numbers thing.

Exactly. I also included like— One WrestleMania a year. Exactly. Yeah, I'm saying like—put it this way. I also included like watching it. Like being—yeah, globally, more people are watching The Rock at WrestleMania. He was like, he sells out arenas.

I'm like, Justin Timberlake's selling out arenas literally across the world. Yeah, he sells out like small venues. Small venues. Justin Timberlake's selling out arenas literally across the world. Yeah, he sells out small venues. Madison Square Garden's small? There's like 15,000. The Rock sells out 100,000 arenas. Once a year. Once a year. I mean, if Justin Timberlake did it once a year, he couldn't bang out 100,000.

He was on the fucking Super Bowl. It's the most watched event of all time. They were there to watch football, I think. The Super Bowl halftime just means nothing now? I mean, does anyone... You ask me what your worst pick is? Has anyone in the history of the world ever bought a ticket to the Super Bowl for the fucking halftime show? You know how many people watch the Super Bowl for the halftime

show? You can't be this ignorant. You can't be. We're talking about going to it. And also watching it. You just said people that watch WrestleMania. But like, no one... I mean, you're just ridiculously stupid. one. I mean, you are just ridiculously stupid. Fair. I mean, but in this particular argument, I'm going to eat my Taco Bell.

You do that, Casey. All right. More people like The Rock. The Rock is more of a global superstar than Justin Timberlake. This is a fact. Let it marinate. Think about it. Tweet at us at Barstool Radio on Twitter.

Give us a call. 833-85-STOOL. The Rock versus Justin Timberlake. No, we can't do this again. We can't. Eat your tacos and shut up. We can't do it. Eat your tacos and shut up, girl.

We'll be back. It's Clancy and the Rockets. It's happening, yeah. You're face to face with greatness and it's strange. You don't even know how you feel. It's adorable. Well, it's nice to see that humans never change. Open your eyes.

Let's begin. Yes, it's true. Give me some more. Everybody spread love. Give me some more. If you want it, let me hear you say it. Give me some more. Flash with a rash.

Give me my cash. Flickin' my ass. Runnin' with my money. Sun go out with a blast. All right, we're back. Casey is checking in on Twitter, seeing everyone react to today's episode. And she's just giggling over there. It's just funny because I knew that Deke was going to get me.

But the one that just came out is I like Kevin's jokes. I like Kevin's hair. I like Kevin's scruff. I'm very team Kevin right now. I'm just very pro Kevin today. And the comments so far are great. Oh, no. Casey falling into the trap.

Good Lord. It's just great. Because it's like, again, there's no context, which is fine. But it does. What context do you need there, Casey? You said those things. Good Lord. Like, it's just great because it's like, again, there's no context, which is fine, but it does like... What context do you need there, Casey? I mean... You said those things. I did, but it wasn't like

I was just like walking around like, hey guys, I think Kevin looks great today. I mean, you kind of did. I said it to Kevin. That's kind of what happened. I said it to Kevin. No, I...

That's right. Oh no, good Lord, Casey falling into the trap and caps lock, Sam. No, people like... There are people that are big mad about this hat fish thing. Big mad.

Big mad. Like, this dude, so the tweet that I just got, like, if you weren't listening, we're talking about guys that hat fish girls because they look better in backwards hats, whatever.

This guy just tweeted at me, yeah, it's not like girls have makeup, fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake lips, fake tits, fake ass, but damn those guys in hats. That guy is big mad. Well, he makes a fake tits, fake ass, but damn those guys in hats. That guy is big man. Well, he makes a good point.

But, Jared, there was nothing like anti-man in my tweet. I feel like, here's the thing, though, is that, and I'm just, I'm trying to be the voice for the hat guys. I'm not even a hat guy, but I feel like there are a lot of guys out there that were trying to disguise, putting on a hat makes a guy look better. What do you think all those things that he just mentioned are? Hold on.

But no one was talking about that before. So now it's like girls are going to be skeptical about guys in hats being like, wait a second. It's the same thing as dudes when it's like that girl wears so much makeup. I bet she looks like shit without it. It's the same exact thing. And all those things that he mentioned, the makeup, the hair, the nails, the tits, the ass,

it's girls are doing it because they know it makes them look better the only thing i find there on the list that i that i i think if you have a fake ass i can't i think i'm i'm too much of an ass guy where it's like your ass game has to be legit and real yeah i mean like what the fake ass is yeah because you can and that's it goes back to we were talking about with like girls can like grow booty like the booty gains thing you can't do anything about having small boobs. So like getting like fake boobs is like well, you just can't do anything about it. But like getting like a nice ass

you can do in the gym and so the people that are going to like... I mean, you can do it to an extent. A lot of it's just God given. Oh yeah, for sure. You can work out but you can't get like an ass if you don't have one. No, for sure. There's definitely like some genes, some genetics involved. But fake asses is, like, just the lazy way out.

Yeah, and I just think maybe it's just because it's new. I feel like... He's so salty over there. He is. What? He's just stewing over there. Legs are genetics, all right? Like, they are genetics.

If you don't have... Now you're about to cry. Hey, listen. If you don't have fucking legs, you ain't getting them unless you get fucking fake ass legs. That's just not true. That is so true, Casey Smith. That is such a fucking...

Have you seen my mom's legs? That's why I have skinny legs, Ellen. Do not blame Ellen for this. Oh my God, it is why I have skinny legs. Do not blame Ellen for your chicken legs. It is why I have skinny legs. It is 100% true. Your mother is different than you. You're a grown-ass

man. Calves are genetics. So if I don't have these meaty-ass calves... He is. So let him just get it out. Just get it out. I just want to get in front of the store because I know that's where we're going. If I have these fucking little skinny legs, okay?

That's my mom's fault. Don't blame me for my calves. There's nothing I can do about that. Nothing. There's absolutely something you can do about it. I can do something about my quads. I just choose not to. I was gonna say, I actually think of all things, your legs are like, like, I think that no matter what, like, you might not get abs, you know?

Like, there's certain things that are, like, glamour look, glamour muscles. Abs are made in the kitchen, baby. That are, yeah. But, I think legs are, like, the opposite of that no your calves you can't control your quads for sure like you can do squats you can do leg press and you can get bigger quads but if you have shitty ass calves that's

like that's your parents fault I can help you grow your calves if that's what you want to do I have tried I used to actually work out legs like years ago bullshit I really did and it just doesn't work. If you don't have calves genetically, you're just not getting them. But quads, that's on me.

I could have bigger quads if I wanted to. I just, I don't want to waste my time. Don't want to waste my time. I have no idea how I was talking about girls with asses turning into you talking about legs. Because like girls that could literally just do some squats and they just skip to get the fake ass.

They get like the surgery for a fake ass. Just do your squats. That was my whole point. Yes, you can. Every girl can get an ass if you work on it. That's so fucking wrong. That's not true. That is the wrongest thing you've ever said.

I can tell you right now, if you don't have a little bit of an ass or your muscles, there are plenty of girls that work on their ass all the time. I have a girlfriend who literally squats. They're not doing it right. Yes, they are. There's some people, it's just the same thing with like guys trying to grow certain muscles. Sometimes you just can't get it. That's just wrong.

It's not wrong. Well, you're sitting here saying you can't grow your fucking calves. That's true. Do you know about your ass muscles? Yes. Get the fuck out of here. My calves have fluctuated as I've gotten older too. Calves are genetic. Do we know any fitness

experts? Because this is an actual thing. Anyone can grow their ass if they want to. No, that's not true. To an extent, yes. But if you think that you can just commit to it and have an Instagram ass, you're dead ass wrong. Dead ass wrong. No, you cannot. You cannot. If you train

your glute muscles like other muscles, it will become stronger and grow, but its shape will not change. Boom. Motherfucker. That's just not true. There's a reason why Ludacris called white women with ass a new phenomenon because like something occurred in the

world where all the sudden this these people who never had an ass all the sudden had discovered a squat no it was such a big deal true because it wasn't just something that you could just do some squats and it would happen yeah it's not like that asses are it's asses are special okay this is they're important and not everyone has one they're like i can i'll have my girlfriends call in that have been trying to grow their ass now that it's like the thing they just can't do it like they can grow it a little bit like a little bit more muscular right but you can't just be like oh i'm gonna go to the gym and just only work on my ass and if you can't get the shape

you can't get the shape you have an ass have you always had an ass yeah yes it just like it just happens but it fluctuates that's what i was saying like when i'm like really working out hard it gets like much bigger. But I always am going to have one because I genetically have one. Like, my mom got one. My sister got one. Got it from my mama. You look at the mama.

You know what you're going to get. I'm going to get calf implants. Johnny drama shit. Please do it. Please do it. Yo, by the way, I'm all for. You want to get implants. You want to get surgery.

If you have the money and the ability to do it. And it's going to make. The Red Sox World Series is paying for my caps. Yo, get some. Yo, here's what I, here was my thought. You ever hear about cool sculpting? Nope. You know what cool sculpting is?

Oh, yeah. I think we should add this to our list. What the fuck is that? It's like liposuction, but it's not like surgery. They freeze your fat, and then the fat cells go away because they get frozen to death, basically. What? So I think we should do that as another little outing of CCK. We'll get it sponsored.

Honestly? We'll all go together, and you get your fat frozen, and then we'll talk about it on the air. We'll get it for free. I would love to do that. Right? Because I have no desire to do any cardio. What are you looking at over there, Casey?

It's all Michigan football. We'll talk about it. Continue. I thought you were looking at throwing asses versus calves. I know I'm right about that, so I don't really care. You're wrong. I would love to do something like that because I don't do cardio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The second that I discovered that John Cena doesn't do cardio, I was like, well, I can't do cardio then.

If he can't, then how am I supposed to? I think we should get, maybe we should do some lipo. Maybe we should do it all. How much would a procedure like that cost to the regular people? The cool sculpting? Like calves or cool sculpting? The cool sculpting is not much. I've looked at it.

I think it's like 600 bucks per session. Yeah, it's not bad. But how many sessions? I mean, obviously it depends on the person you're dealing with. Probably. It probably hurts. I mean, I'm sure it doesn't feel great, whatever it is. Yeah.

Well, here's the thing. If it doesn't hurt, it doesn't work. That's a good point. It's a good point. If you're listening, I talked about this on KFC Radio, too. If you're listening and you run a spa or some shit that does this holler at us i'll do it this quote unquote for fun for content yeah it'd be funny just get rid of my fucking muffin top bro do you think uh we should get hydro facials i don't know what that is i

wanted to see both of your reactions that they're great thing no no no i'm not i'm not down with that but it's like here we are back on back on facials no it's actually really like it's gross but it's cool it's like they actually like, it's gross, but it's cool. It's like they actually, like the dentist machines, like it looks like when they're cleaning your teeth, they do it for your face. And they have, like, this, like, tube of water, and you watch all the shit come out.

Oh, I like that. So they suck everything out of your face, and then they put the water back into it. Yo, you ever go down, like, a YouTube rabbit hole of, like, pimple popping and cleaning and shit like that Kevin I have a very bad phobia that I don't ever think I've shared with you that pimples fall into

oh what happened clusters of things I can't talk about it on air because I'll actually have a panic attack but pimples fall into that for me yeah that's you're scratching your neck you're starting to feel it aren't you I can't talk about it I'll have a panic attack there's a word behind it like arachnophobia for spiders.

It's like blah, blah, blah. Kendall Jenner has it. I know that. It's like, I know. I just call it clusterphobia because that's what it is. You can't look at anything. She can't even talk about that. No, I can't. I've had an actual it's like trypophobia or something.

Oh my god, I can't fucking look at that. That's exactly what it is, trypophobia. something. Oh my god, I can't fucking look at that. Oh yeah. She had like a breakdown on TV. No, I've actually had, I had a breakdown on television on NBC Sports Boston because they didn't know I had it and they showed something. I have actually had a real, not like one of those fake, like a panic attack.

I legitimately had a panic attack. That's on a fingertip? I can't look at that. That's really gross. I walked out of a grocery store in College Station, Texas, and there were birds everywhere. And I had a legitimate panic attack to where they had to call my boyfriend at the time that I was dating in Texas, and he had to come get me.

Mikey, hit it. He had to come get me. And they had to have him walk me through the parking lot to get to the car because I couldn't be around the birds. There's so fucking many of them. And you know what's even more fucked up? Like my so my parents said when I was growing up that it was like always a thing. Like my mom said when we'd go to the zoo and I couldn't speak words, but I would like scream at like schools of fish.

Like she knew something was wrong. My dad to this day still doesn't take it seriously. Yeah, no, I wouldn't either. And if I was I was the boyfriend, I'd be like, walk through the parking lot. I don't give a fuck about the bird. It's a real thing. But when my dad, like not as much anymore

because I like screamed at him enough, but when I was in college and I wouldn't answer my phone or he hadn't heard from me in a while, he would just vindictively send me pictures of clusters and a text would be like, well, if you would fucking answer my calls,

I wouldn't have to do this. That's truly spiteful. You got to flush it out. Yeah. You know what? It's almost like in Batman, you got to flush it out. Yeah. Yeah. I just like it's almost but it's almost like like in Batman. You got to face your fears with the bats. Your dad was just flooding you with clusters until you got over it.

But it didn't work because I still have it. I still got it. We're going to go to break now. When we come back, we're going to talk more about Papa Smith. Oh, Ron Smith, because he caught some ricochet shots yesterday on the rundown. Yeah, he did. Involving him and his daughter, Casey. So we come back. Family matters on CCK in the afternoon.

Deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring. Oh, baby, I want to get whooped up and take your picture. My whole boy's trying to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so horny. Ooh, rump of smooth skin. You say you want to get in my bins? Well, use me, use me, because you ain't that happy. Another week of CCK in the books. I feel like we're chugging along quite nicely for a radio show that had zero test shows.

For sure. I mean, the chemistry between the three of us, you just can't make up. Yeah. Honestly, so we did the Friday show. It was the first show that we did without Kevin. And I was worried because sometimes, a.k.a. every day, you come at my throat and Kevin is usually there to be the referee. That didn't happen on Friday. It was more laid back. It was way more laid back.

We had a nice show, Jared. Yeah, we had Ellie come in. We were talking about the office drama, which didn't include me whatsoever, which was great. Didn't include me. You got involved a little bit. Not really. A little bit. Not really. I feel like you got involved a little bit. I didn't, Jared. I feel like there was some involvement with you on a

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They're like, hey, I don't know if I should give it a chance. Give this podcast a chance, right? Yeah, no, for sure. Get your ass that serious subscription for Christmas, for Hanukkah, for Kwanzaa. Do they do presents for Kwanzaa? I have no idea. But sure, why not? I mean, I'm sure you could.

It's never a bad day to give somebody a present. I agree. Yeah. So you might as well. Listen, I mean, if you want an array of relatable topics, you got to get serious. You can listen to us one to three Eastern every day. That's true. That's called a plug, Jared.

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Ellie, I think Ellie just kind of like smelt the fumes of the wine and just wandered in here. She probably had no desire to partake in a conversation, but I guess that's the tradeoff. We'll give you the wine, but you've got to talk to us. That's fine, I guess. I have to talk to you, too. Is this the first show that you've done today? Yeah. I haven't done any radio today. Welcome.

Thank you. Tell us what's been going on here. We talked about it a little bit at the top of the hour. I'm just kind of curious to get your side of the story here. From what I've gathered... First of all, how did this start?

Which part of it? How did this happen? I know that you wrote a blog about Francis, but why did you write the blog about Francis? Because he tweeted that he wanted to fight me in Rough and Rowdy. Why did he want to fight you in Rough and Rowdy? Because I'm better at Twitter than him. Damn.

That's what I thought. Yeah, it just all goes back to, every tweet that you send out there goes crazy viral. And I think Gaz tweeted out that Francis was jealous that your tweets go viral and his don't. So this is a Gaz thing. Gaz pitted them against each other. And then he put my desk over in the corner. So Gaz put your corner next to Francis's?

Yeah. My desk was right behind Francis. So when he pulled out his chair, like he would hit my desk. So Gaz is a genius because I feel like so many of these times where we have drama in the office, the people that are actually involved

get all the, I guess, blowback and Gaz just sits in a corner and watches the world burn. Yeah, you know the clip of him whenever the Yankees thing happened, like the cannibalism thing? And he was just loving it. He was just like falling backwards in a chair and stuff. That is Gaz at all times.

Yeah. At all times. He created this. But they just took my desk away from me. Daniela and Spider came up and just carried it away. So I moved my chair back to where I usually sit, which is at Pat's desk, and I am happy. You've had yourself quite a day.

Quite a 24 hours. Quite a week for me. Quite a week. So did you, by any chance, get to see the blog that Frances wrote about you? I did read it, yes. So then why didn't it get published? Everybody else said it was too mean.

Did you think it was too mean? No, I didn't think it was too it was too mean. Did you think it was too mean? No, I didn't think it was too mean. I understand. Did you think it was funny? I thought it was funny. I thought it was funny. Oh, wait a second. Hold on.

Did you laugh? No, I really did laugh. Did you laugh? I laughed because I think. Did you LOL or did you like. Oh, definitely there was some LOL. Well, there were definitely some laugh out loud moments. Did you ROFL?

I don't think that I did that. Okay. Physically, but it was very funny and well written. I mean, he's a good writer, but. Went to Harvard. He did go to Harvard. I don't know. I guess everyone thought that I would not.

It was the, Nate said it was the meanest blog he's ever read. And I was like, that can't be true. Can you tell us some of the things that were in there that were mean? I just didn't think any of it was that mean. Like he made fun of me for going to a state school, which I did, and for, I don't know. College shaming, by the way,

is the lamest thing ever when you do it with coworkers because it's like, that actually makes him look bad because he went to Harvard, you went to state school. I actually started at community college, and we're all at the same place,

so that actually makes sense. No doubt. My university was not, like, a top university. What else was in there? He, like, picked apart some of my viral tweets and, like, said how stupid they were, which I'm like, yeah. That's jealousy. Because they went viral and they just didn't. They are stupid.

Like, that's the point. I tell him this all the time. Like, if you were a little stupider, like, your tweets would do better. Yeah. Yeah. I would say that that's the point I tell him this all the time that like if you were a little stupider like your tweets would do better yeah I would say that's probably fair did you was there something where you guys were gonna do like a ghost writer type thing where he wanted to write one of your

tweets to see how well it would do or vice versa I think that would be funny you'd let him do that? I would let him do that I would have to approve it that's what I think is like if funny. You'd let him do that? I would let him do that. I would have to approve it. That's what I think is like if Francis tried to write a tweet on your Twitter account, you could tell that it was Francis. And it wouldn't do as well because the ones that I word, the ones where I use more high, whatever, higher vocabulary,

I don't have it. It's okay. It's Friday. It's Friday. And I'm drinking wine. It's been a very long week don't have it. Yeah. It's okay. It's Friday. It's Friday. And I'm drinking wine. Yeah, drink your wine, girl. It's been a very long week for me, but yeah. Same. I think it's a long week for everybody after Thanksgiving, right?

It's probably, like, you have a very short week. Was last weekend Thanksgiving? Yeah. Jesus. I think the bar scene tonight is going to be one of the all-timers. Ooh, probably true. I'm pretty excited about it, honestly. I've been on a binge ever since the night before Thanksgiving.

I think there's been like one night that I've taken off from drinking. It shows. Oh, Mikey. What does that mean, Mikey? That was mean. It just means you're losing focus. What the f- Don't even- Don't even listen to him right now. Mikey Fowler trying to stir the pot here.

Don't even listen to him. I'm not. I never listen to Mikey. So where are. I never listened to Mikey. So where are we going to go out tonight? I feel like if you start drinking now, it's 2.05 p.m. You will be toast by like 5.30. I don't think you're making it up. Do you remember? Well, I'm not going to actually drink.

I'm just sipping. OK. I'm stressed. OK. But remember, was it two Fridays ago? I ended up getting a drink with you guys at like four o'clock on a Friday. And then I ended up going to Gem. We went with Gaz.

I was there till like 1 a.m. Were you? I don't know how I didn't die, but I was there. Me neither. Because I feel like it's almost like if you're a gas tank, like your tank is like this big. It doesn't take you much. Yeah. It doesn't take you much. Yeah. It doesn't.

That's called being a lightweight, which is okay. I just feel like people underestimate me a lot. I mean, I've seen you drunk before. They didn't think I could handle the block. Okay, well, I was blackout. You were, yes. And I hadn't eaten anything. Correct.

You know, so it's a whole different ballgame. That was, like, the middle of the day, too. You were like. No, that was, like, 5 or 6 p.m., but still. Middle of the day. It was early. But regardless, I just think middle of the day too. No, that was like 5 or 6 p.m. But still, it was early. But regardless, I just think people underestimate the fact that I can handle

stuff. I'm a grown-up. Yeah, well no. As we talked about on your podcast, Schnitt Talk, I said that most of the people that work here were adolescent children. You're an infant baby. You are.

That's not nice. Well, You are. That's not nice. Well, she is. It's not nice. We act like children. Yeah. Kevin acts like a child. I act like a child. You act like a child.

She's a baby. And you guys look out for me and I appreciate that. Yeah, we're going to always protect you. But, you know, like, some things I can handle. Okay.

Can we get back to this Francis beef? Is it squashed? Is it ongoing? Is there awkward tension? I don't care enough we get back to this Francis beef is it squashed is it ongoing is there awkward tension I don't care enough for it not to be squashed oh so fuck em no not fuck but like I don't understand how this is still going like still the conversation is continuing

well I think it'll pass by the time you come back to work on Monday it might be old news but for the rest of this day well I think it's also it's shifted from you versus Frances to now Frances versus Liz. Yeah, I don't... I have

no idea what happened there. None. I was not... You're not privy to this. I was not in the loop on that whatsoever. I have no idea what that was about. It's just jumbled. I mean, Casey got dragged into this somehow. You did? Yeah. What did you do?

Nothing. She really didn't. Well, what happened? I would be the first to jump all over it if Casey actually did something. I'd be like, eh. This whole thing is just... Silly. It is.

But you're okay. That's all that matters. We coached you up. We gave you some advice. And I still think that you should do what I told you to do blog wise. I'm not going to do that. You should do it. It's psychotic.

No, no, no, no. What did you tell her to do? So Francis obviously is not posting his blog. So I told her to write a blog with the headline. Does this look like the face of someone who doesn't have the balls to post a blog about me? I mean, it would do views. I mean, in the barstool world, that's a haymaker. But that's up to her if she wants to jump all the way into that mud.

Do it. I'm not a big mud girl. Yeah, if you're not a big mud girl, I would advise you not to do that. It would be quite the block. It would make me feel like the biggest asshole. Then don't do it. I mean, we are all assholes. I am not an asshole.

She's not an asshole. Most of us are. I'm trying to keep my integrity as a not an asshole. In due time, Ellie, you will cross over and you will become one of us. This is the thing. I feel like with Ellie, like she's trying to hold on to a semblance of like vestiges, the last vestiges of like what she feels like her personality is.

And you're trying to yank that away, which is why like yesterday when she was asking advice about the Francis thing, like she came to me and I just wanted to hug her. I just want her to feel like it's okay to be. I suggested that you hug her. That's true. You said hug Casey. And I said, okay, because just want her to feel like it's okay to be yourself. I suggested that you hug her. That's true. You said hug Casey. And I said, okay, because I want her to, I, as somebody who's older than her and who has obviously been at networks and whatever else, like, you know, no, I'm saying like, you don't feel like, no, I'm saying you can't, you feel like you can't be

family with your coworkers, right? Like this is the first place I've ever been where it's like, you're actually like, like true family with everybody. So I want you to feel like you're allowed to be yourself. It's funny. Like my first ever like Barstool thing I did, I went on KFC radio. It's a shame Kevin's not here, but I went on KFC radio and I said,

yeah, no, like I'm not going to, like Barstool's not going to change me. And they were like, no, no, give it two months and you'll be in the mud with everyone else. Yeah. Well, it's like exactly two months from October 1st. So maybe they were right. Maybe my soul's dead.

You just got to roll with the punches, Ellie. And you'll learn. You'll learn. Don't listen to Casey. Listen to me. You got to call Francis out for not posting the blog. If you posted a blog calling Francis out for not posting his blog, you will then win the love and admiration of the Stoolies immediately.

That's just my two cents. At what cost, Jared? At what cost? Of being a savage, badass bitch. But I just don't think savage is a good thing all the time. Not all the time. I mean. I think it can be.

I think it can be fun. It can be. I mean... I think it can be. I think it can be fun. It can be. I mean, I love that. I mean, like, Casey can mix it up from time to time. That's true. You have to do it if you... Pick your battles. Yeah, you have to do it if you want to do it.

That's the whole thing. Hold on. Luke is calling in. He wants to fight for Ellie. Hold on. Let's see what Luke has to say. Luke, you want to fight for your pro, your team, Ellie? I am team Ellie.

Okay. Good. We like you. If you needed a tribute to fight Francis in Ralph and Rowdy, I got you. Oh, yeah? Do you think you could fight Francis? He's pretty big. What are your measurables, Luke? I have some body experience either, just like Francis,

so it's not like I'm a ringer or anything. Wait, so you want to fight Francis at Rafferati? You want to be my proxy? I love this. You're my champion. Yeah, you're a champion for sure. So let me ask you, Luke, is this more of an anti-Francis stance or is this a pro-Eli stance or both?

I think it's a little bit of both. I mean, I think it's great content to begin with, honestly. Yeah. And then on top of that, I mean, Eli deserves a fair shot, but also Francis needs a shot too. Like he never got to release his blocks. I kind of feel bad about that. Yeah.

I have a feeling that eventually it's going to come out. I have a feeling that if what's going to come out. I have a feeling that if what we were to believe Casey's account was this morning of Dave coming in and saying that

he never said to not post it. Yeah, that did happen. It's probably going to get posted. So if it does, but I still think, Ellie, you have

the perfect opportunity right now because if you know that it's coming out, you're probably going to have to write a response to it anyway. You might as well get out in front of it and write a blog being like, hey,

you don't have the balls to post that blog. That just is so much more trouble than it's worth. But thank you for saying you would fight for me. I love that. Thank you, Luke. What a gentleman. Would you fight for Casey, too, or just Ellie? Team No Cardio, too, brother. Wait, what, Kronos, team no cardio, too, brother.

Wait, what? Yeah, team no cardio. Yeah, fuck cardio. I mean, I guess you'd probably have to if you wanted to fight for Ellie, but I would recommend cardio in that, but definitely not in everyday life. It's just not important. Luke, thank you for the call. Yeah, thanks for calling.

Appreciate you sticking up for Ellie. Wow. How does that make you feel? Someone wants to fight for you. That was nice. That was very nice. Also, my mom is listening. I just want you guys to know that.

Hi, Mom. What's up, Mom? And she likes you, Jared. I just wanted you to know that. Did she listen to our podcast together? Yeah, now she likes you. She was like, I don't know if I like that Jared boy. And then I was like, I like him.

And she's like, okay. And then she listened. She's like, I like Jared now. And I was like, okay. I don't know why. She don't know why I feel like it would have been a reverse reaction. I would have felt like she would have liked me and then listened to the podcast and then not liked me.

You think so? Yeah. No I feel like because you came off as like you gave advice and you were very like kind and whatever so That was a different side of me Casey Smith. See I'm not mean I'm actually never mean I'm just kind of a douche bag. Well, that's fair. That's fair, I guess. That's fair.

Do moms usually like you? Moms fucking love me. I'm a big, like, if I'm talking to a girl and she's like, listen, my parents have to love you, I'm like, babe, that is the least of my worries. Your parents are going to love me. Have you

ever had a parent not like you? I dated some girl when I was a senior in high school and her parents went on vacation and my girlfriend told me like, Hey, like we're going to have a party at my parents' house. Uh, you go there and like, let everyone in. Like, I'm not going to be back. She like went to a concert. She's like, I'm not going to be back until like 10 o'clock. So like you guys can go there and like drink and then I'll meet you guys there. And I went, I invited all of my friends and then like the neighbors called her grandparents and then her grandparents showed up at the house and then they were like what the fuck is going on and then the grandfather was like him he's the boyfriend oh i gotta tell

her to break up with him like you're bad news and blah blah blah so then like the grandparents obviously told the parents and it was like this big awkward thing so then i just dumped her to avoid like seeing her family ever again. Damn, that's drastic. Now she's married. She's happy. I think her parents actually like me now. They didn't like me after that. The grass wasn't greener, huh? No, no, no. Her parents like me now.

Her grandparents still hate me. Well, I mean, that's for good reason. You can't please everybody. Everybody has their own opinions, right? This goes full circle. Sorry for partying, Grandpa. This can't please everybody. Everybody has their own opinions, right? Like, this goes full circle. Sorry for partying, Grandpa. Sorry for partying. This isn't your house.

I don't know why that just reminded me of that line from Superbad. It's like, how old are you? And he's like, old enough. And he's like, to what? To party. I just saw that in you, and I don't know why. That's because, I mean, you're drinking red wine. It's just mind-boggling.

Yeah. Whatever, man. Ellie, you know what me mean you need to do? What? Have you ever like gone to a boxing class? I actually have not. Okay. We're going to have to do that next week because I feel like the anger and rage that you probably

have, you should just take it out on a punching bag and then it'll all be over. You don't have to jump in the mud if you don't want to. I mean, it would do great page views, a hundred percent. Like it would do wonderful page views. It would be pretty funny. But if you don't want to. I mean, it would do great page views, 100%. Like, it would do wonderful page views. It would be pretty funny.

But if you don't want to do it, we'll just go to a boxing class. Okay. You down? I'm sure, I guess. You don't have to hit anybody. You just hit a punching bag. All you have to do is... Who am I supposed to fight?

No, you just punch a punching bag. Okay. We'll go to Rumble. Justin Bieber likes Rumble, so I like Rumble. Perfect. The Biebs. Ellie, do you want to stick around for one more segment? Because we have a bunch of calls for you, apparently.

Yeah, I can stick around. All right, so I see Kevin in New York wants to fight for Ellie as well. Adam in Texas wants to talk about Francis. So, all right. And anybody... This is my song. Yeah, this is like the schnitt talk song. And anybody who wants to talk about the Cowboys still, call in, because I could talk about that.

Pass. I also see a call about the Brewers from David in Wisconsin. We'll get to that right after this break. For when I'm dreaming of You are my This is kind of a mood. Look at that. Mikey on the ones and twos back there.

I love Mikey's music selection. I just hate his face. Oh, damn. Yeah, like his music selection, great. Damn. Face not so good. Face not really good. Face not really what I'm aiming for.

They both cool! There's a bunch of different calls here. Pick a number. One, two, or three, Ellie. So one through three? Yeah. Yeah, one through three. Pick a number one through three, Ellie. Two? Two. Alright, let's three. Pick a number one through three, Ellie. Two?

Two. All right, let's go to Adam in Texas who wants to talk about Francis' blog. Adam, what do you got on this? Hey, what's up, guys? So my thing is, you know, Francis, he walks around the office. He kind of thinks he's a shot. He went to Harvard.

I feel like Ellen needs to just put him back in his place. He walks around, does his own thing. Oh, I'm Francis. I'm a comedian. I've heard him say that, too. He actually came over to my desk the other day, and he was like, oh, Francis, I'm a comedian. I was like, all right, Francis, I'm trying to write a blog.

See, you know what I'm saying. You Francis, I'm a comedian. And I was like, all right, Francis, I'm trying to write a blog. See, you know what I'm saying. You know where I'm coming from. Ellie's got the backing from stories to put him in his place, say, hey, dude, shut the fuck up. I have more power than you already. I've only been here for two months. Come on now. Put him in his place.

I mean, Ellie is just wielding that huge Twitter dick right now. And it is such a weapon in this battle. Like, like the schnit heads are unlike anything that I've ever seen in my life. I've seen like a lot of like big time fan bases that gravitate towards one particular Barstool personality. But there there's nothing like the schnit heads. Adam, thank you for the call. I agree. I think that she should go right for the throat. I really do.

And then apparently there's Kevin who wants to fight for you as well. Kevin! What's going on, guys? I mean, you could just come right to the office right now. I mean, don't. And you could just be like, hey, I'm challenging Francis to a fight

on behalf of Ellie. No, I could, but I don't. And you could just be like, hey, I'm challenging Francis to a fight on behalf of Ellie. No, I could, but I don't want that to happen. First off, before I get into Francis, I just want to say I love you guys' show. It's fun. I'm on the road all day. Thank you. And I listen to it. I didn't think I would like Dynamic more than KSD and Prez, but I love you guys.

I make it absolutely awesome. That's awesome. Thank you. No problem. I just, I, you know, I listen to Barstool Breakfast every day.

I think Francis is very talented. I've seen him live as a comedian twice. I don't hate the guy, but I want Ellie to fucking body him. He's like, I was listening to him on the radio today. Listen to him on the radio today. He's being a little bitch. He's like, oh, I don't know. You know. I'm listening to him on the radio today. He's being a little bitch.

He's like, oh, I don't know. You know, she's a 23-year-old girl. Like, motherfucker, this is Barstool sports. I want you to absolutely body him and turn him into the little bitch that he is. Yeah. See, Kevin, I'm with you. I like Francis, but Barstool is one of the only places on earth where someone the size of a peanut can knock out a Harvard graduate that like works out and looks like he's like a professional. But he doesn't look like he's a professional bodybuilder.

But he could pass for a professional athlete if he walked into a bar and lied and said that he was like a rugby player. Yeah, you can pass for a professional athlete. Ellie basically had, like, her Twitter army is, like, the hammer of God. She could take out Francis. She could, and it would be easy for her. She just needs the killer instinct. I've been trying to corrupt her

for the past week or so, and have this killer instinct so that she can go after Francis. Like, you need to think about collecting souls. If you take Francis' soul, you can just eat it and then you become more powerful. It's it's it's almost it's it's just something that you do in this line of work. You need to eat his soul and then it makes you greater. No.

Yes, Ellie. Yes. I mean, I kind of see. I agree. Thank you. I agree. I agree. Thank you. I kind of see. agree I agree I kind of see you're agreeing with me

Francis Bragg said too much about squatting yeah Francis is getting ricocheted Kevin thank you for the call here's what I would tell you Ellie I see both sides of this because I see people wanting anybody knocked off their throne.

We've all been there. People want everybody to get knocked off their throne at some point. If you are not comfortable being the one trying to knock him off his throne, I see why you would not want to do it. However, if you did or tried to or got in the mud with him It would be pretty entertaining It sure would For you guys It would be horrible for me

It would be Right, then don't do it I don't think it would I don't think it would If she's emotionally If she's emotionally Not ready to jump into the mud That far with a co-worker

Then she shouldn't do it, Jared It's like There's a metaphor here In like a movie Where someone tries That goes over the dark side You know what I'm talking about? I don't know This is like the last moment There's a metaphor here in like a movie where someone tries, that goes over the dark side. You know what I'm talking about?

I don't know. This is like the last moment of like, I still have my soul. Can I just devil's advocate? I think Dave would be upset with this, right? Dave would be upset with what? Ellie not wanting to go in the mud here. Yeah. So it's like, think about it this way.

Think about it this way, Ellie. It's not a physical fight, but it's Francis' brain versus Ellie's wit slash audience. The thing is, and I this might come off a little rudely, but

I wrote 250 odd words about Francis and not even really about Francis. He wrote 3,000 words about me and didn't even publish it. Like, I think I've won here. I think we're good. Like, I don't need, I don't feel the need to dunk on him.

Like, this is done. This is fine. I don't need this to be like a bigger thing than it is. Well, I mean, I just want it to be. I know you do. I'm trying to coach you. I'm trying to coach you. The second that you came in your first day.

I don't know if Jared is the one that should be completely coaching you. Why? Because here's the thing. Not just confrontation at Barstool. Not just very public confrontation. There are just different confrontation styles. There are different ways that people can handle that. I would go out on a limb, Jared, and say that you are on

a farther end of spectrum where you're okay with confrontation. You can handle it very well. You can absorb it. You can give it back. Then Ellie. I am not a confrontation person. But she's going to get there. Yeah, but maybe not though.

Because through our training, see, listen, like I'm somewhere in the middle of that. I mean, I'm probably way closer to Jared than I am you when it comes to confrontation styles. But I'm definitely not like okay with people screaming at me in public like they do at Jared. And he's okay with that. People scream at me in public like they do at Jared and he's okay with that people scream at me in public oh Yankee Stadium yeah yeah well it was just fine but it's like I mean like Ellie Ellie doesn't want any confrontation you're okay with confrontation

from strangers that's what I want like well right so that like that's where you could you could understand that maybe she would not I'm okay with confrontation but it was clear that it was a joke and now I feel like if I did that, it would be like an actual dick move. You know what I mean? It would be funny. I think Frances gets it, though. Frances. I think Frances wants it to turn into like entertainment again, because right now I think that he's like legitimately worried that he's done something wrong.

Right. No, it became too real for a second there. But for entertainment purposes, if you guys are both aware that it's for entertainment purposes, then I think that there's a lot of potential there. That's all. That's all. That's all. Just trying to corrupt me one day at a time. I mean, I'll get there.

I will for sure. I'll get there. And, you know, I'm basically just trying. Who's like on the light side that I can hang out with that won't corrupt me? Me. No, that's not true. You're on the dark side. Fran.

Fran. That's true. She stays out of things. Are you asking like who's non-combative in the office? Yeah. Robbie Fox would be great. That's true. Yeah.

Jeff D. Lowe. Jeff D. Lowe would be great. Trent, obviously. Right. That's about it. Maybe PFT. PFT is very non-combative. Yeah, he doesn't get into it much.

No. And he could probably jump way into the mud if he wanted to. Oh, yeah. I mean, his... Probably kill all of us. If like... Yeah. I would say Pft's brain is like a nuclear warhead as it pertains to online warfare right right yeah i would say i would say there's a small group of people who don't thrive on confrontation more than the others or less than the others. Dave is the king of online confrontation.

But I feel like a lot of people in the last year that used to kind of get into it have stood down. Like Dan doesn't really do it anymore. Dan used to do it? Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah. It does not seem like he's a person. When I first started following Barstool, like Dan was in the mud a lot.

Yeah, no, but he's smart to not be in the mud as much. Yeah, he doesn't have to be. I think it's like a special occasion. When he feels the need to defend the wall, he's there to defend the wall. But he chooses his battles wisely. And this would be a battle to choose, if I were you. I just disagree.

It's Francis. It's Francis. If you can handpick someone who quote-unquote gets it where you're not going to hurt feelings, Francis is the guy who gets it. Like, if you were to pick a battle with Smitty, Smitty would just get angry, and he would get sensitive about it,

and he would get upset. Jared, Barstool is supposed to be authentic, correct? We're all authentic, better or worse. People love it, people hate it. Yeah. If Ellie got into a fight with Francis right now, it would not be authentic. Of course,'re all authentic. Better or worse. People love it. People hate it. If Ellie got into a fight with Francis right now, it would not be authentic. It's authentic right now. Well, no, because she doesn't

want to do it. So it would be you forcing her to do it. So that just kind of buries your whole Varsal is authentic argument. Boom. Mic drop. Whatever, Casey. I don't have what it takes. You don't have the eye of the tiger. Alright. I see more of your calls.

We'll let Ellie go. Poor Ellie has just been, I've been trying to break her spirit for the last half an hour. No, I will eventually. We still have time. Ellie, thank you for stopping by. No, thank you. It's always a pleasure to come on with you guys. Download, rate, subscribe, schnitt talk.

Listen to my episode. It was a lot of fun. And Ellie, you have yourself a great weekend. You know, you too, Jared. I will do my best. I'll do my best. I love you, Ellie. CCK. We'll be right back.