KFC Radio - Best of Clancy And The Rockets Week 5: Dana White, Biznasty, Barstool Christmas Party, and the Ball In Cup League

Episode Date: December 17, 2018

Clancy, Carrabis, and Kayce interview Dana White (3:30), celebrate the Miami Miracle and the Victory Worm (42:45), chat with Paul "Biznasty" Bissonette (56:30), drink some bowls of wine (1:10:00), recap the Barstool Christmas party (1:13:30) and witness history in the Ball in Cup League (1:47:20)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, best of week five, Clancy and the Rockets. I am coming to you right now, a five-time Ball in Cup League champion. My streak is on the line every single day, and so that means every single day I need to make sure I wear my big game boxer briefs. For my fifth flip, I was wearing non Tommy Johns. And I'll tell you what, folks, it was in my head. Now I persevered because I'm a competitor and I'm a showman and I am a ball and cup league champion. So I got the job done. But believe you me, my first thought was, how am I going to get this done without my Tommy Johns on? If you have a big moment, you got a presentation at work, you got to take a big test at school, you're going to go on a big date. If your money is on the line in any way, shape or form, you got to make sure you're wearing your Tommy John's when you do so. So from here on out, I got, I mean,

I got to go order more Tommy John's. I got to make sure that I have, I don't know, seven, 10, 15, 25 pairs. Cause you know what? This streak may never stop. I might flip that fucking ball in the goddamn cup every single day. And so I will need a pair of Tommy John's every single day. You can get Tommy John's right now for 20% off when you go to TommyJohn.com slash KFC. That's TommyJohn.com slash KFC. The most comfortable underwear in the world. They got comfortable t-shirts, loungewear. They got it all. And you can get it for 20% off at TommyJohn.com slash KFC. Another big week for me, Casey, and Karabas on CCK. We got into a whole bunch of nonsense, arguments flying, jokes flying, laughs were had, calls were taken. But the highlight of

the week was when Dana White came through, materialized out of nowhere. I thought we were just going to have a regular old episode of the radio. And at the last minute, someone was like, hey, can you take Dana White for like half an hour on your show? I said, fuck yeah, let's go. And we ended up sitting down with Dana White for about 45 minutes. We talked about everything from McGregor to Oscar de la Hoya to the pay-per-view industry, boxing versus MMA and, uh, and a lot more. And I mean, he could not be a more interesting, intriguing, captivating guy. He is worth $500 million. That guy worth half a billy. By far the richest guy we've ever talked to. And you would never know it. As down to earth as they come, He was interested in us. He was engaged with us. He was very gracious, very, very smart, very entertaining. Just an incredible story of a guy who pioneered

an entire new sport when you think about it. How weird is that? Coming up with a sport. You know, like sports are pretty much locked in. It's like, you know, the Iroquois invented like lacrosse, right? people like 900 years ago invented baseball football basketball all relatively new but we've been locked in like these are the sports and Dana White just came along it's like now we're gonna do a new one he's like a modern day James Naismith or Abner Doubleday right it's like you might as well be George Washington yeah those guys just they don't they don't they don't happen in modern day anymore we're're already set. Nah. He pioneered an entire new industry, an entire new game, an entire new tweak on boxing and he has reaped the benefits of it and got

paid to do so. So Dana White on Clancy and the Rockets. Give it a listen. I feel like if you, if they're dressed as Santa, you should be allowed to sit on their lap. Dana White now joins us. What's going on man? Yes, here. Nice to meet you. I'm Casey. We got Dana White rolling through, which is pretty fucking awesome, man. It's a big drop-in for us to just be like, oh, yeah, hey,

like one of the most important people in all of fucking sports is here. Okay, sure. What's going on, man? How are you? You just wrapped up with PMT? Yes. They put you through the ringer? I've been making the rounds.

Yeah, it was funny. Those guys are good. Is this your first trip to Barstool? Yes put you through the wringer? I've been making the rounds. Yeah, it was funny. Those guys are good. Is this your first trip to Barstool? Yes, it's my first. I've never been to the office here. I've done some stuff out in the streets with you guys, but never here. What do you think of the office? It's awesome.

It's nice and congested. There's literally people on top of people in here. Did you try to go to the bathroom yet? I did. Oh, okay. Did you have to wait in line? No, but I like the are you hydrated sign in here. Did you try to go to the bathroom yet? I did. Oh, okay. Did you have to wait in line? No, but I like the are you hydrated sign in there.

It's pretty funny. That's a unique one. I've never seen that one before. A lot of shit has gone on in that bathroom, literally, figuratively, and everything in between, man. Who's eating the Stouffer's?

This is disgusting. It's disgusting. Welsh rabbit. It's just a cheese sauce that I don't know what that's about. I don't know. I hope I'm not eating that one. I don't know what Welsh rabbit is. It's a cheese sauce. It's also a cheese sauce that, like, I don't know what that's about. I don't know. I hope I'm not eating that one.

I don't know what Welsh Rabbit is. It's a cheese sauce. It's also just, like, a frozen box. Like, when I sat down in radio, I was like, I've seen a lot of weird shit in this room, but a frozen dinner just sitting right in front of my microphone is strange. That's a... Completely frozen. That's a Ken Jack and LCP sort of thing. So they're weirdos.

This place, I mean, is just filled with idiots and huge personalities. And it's just always a circus, which I think the UFC is that times a trillion. You have your work cut out for you, brother. It's a shit show. How do you manage all those personalities? It's a good question. That is exactly what I do. I deal with all these different

egos and personalities and people outside of business, they have all these personal problems and all this stuff. It's definitely not boring. Every day there's something going on. Every day. The latest is this show at the Barclays, right? Yep.

That's Fight Night. It's our first ESPN fight. This Saturday is our last ever fox fight we're on big fox this saturday and it's the end of our seven-year relationship which has been amazing fox has been incredible to us um without fox there is no espn um and then and then and then we jan one we start our uh the worldwide leader. Yeah, that's right. The mothership. Is that, is like the world ready for that? I mean, Fox is similar, but I feel like, you know, as much as it's gone mainstream, there are still people who are shocked by some of the antics, some of the violence, some of

the, all the shit that I think makes it fucking awesome. Right. I think is the world ready for it on a mainstream level where it's in every household and on a channel like ESPN. Yeah, I think so. I played a message for them, and I'm going to play it for you guys too. Because what I like about you is you let it fly. And we'll get into the De La Hoya stuff in a moment, but I also don't ever want to see anybody at UFC curtailing what they do

because of whoever you're partnering with. When you get to this level right here, you've got to figure you're pretty mainstream. Hi, Mr. White. This is Molly Michael calling from President Trump's office. Oh! The president was hoping to reach you by phone when you're available. Holy shit! That's a flex.

That's a fucking flex. She doesn't wear backpacks because she doesn't want to cover her ass. I thought that was going to be a flex on the show today. So he called me Tuesday and could not stop talking about the fight that we just did on Saturday. He said that's the greatest fight I've ever seen in my life. Holloway and Ortega are unbelievable. And just going through the card for like 15 minutes, he was just so pumped about the fight on Saturday. So, I mean, I can tell that kind of gets you going. Because I was wondering at this point, with the people you're interacting and the amount of money you guys have made and the way you've kind of captivated the world, like what else can – what else is there?

But I feel like there's one for you. The president's calling you up. It's just, you know, people will ask me, you know, are you doing too many fights? Is there this? Is there that? We haven't even reached anywhere near, you know, the pinnacle of where this over the next five years on this ESPN deal, wait and see what we do. ESPN, the stuff that these guys are coming at me with, nobody's ever done, you know, just the launch, the launch for this thing, the money they're spending and,

and the creativity and all the things it's's incredible. So, believe me, in five years, I'll be talking to you guys and you guys are going to be like, holy shit. We're already like that. That's a crazy thought because it feels that way already. You're talking like in five years stuff. Do you ever think about boxing? Do you ever?

I was thinking about it the other day. They had a big fight, Wilder Fury, and I wanted to watch it. I was gassed up leading up to it Saturday night, and I kind of just forgot. And then it didn't affect my world at all. If I miss a UFC, if I miss a big UFC fight, it's something that's talked about for a week, two weeks, a long time. Wilder Fury was talked about for a day, maybe? I did see it, and I was very ready to talk about it, and I thought it was awesome. It was a great thing.

But you're right. Like if it wasn't integral to like the day on radio or the day here at the blog, whereas, I mean, obviously things with Conor and Gavib and all that stuff is like you can't turn a corner without talking about it. So I think you're right. The boxing world is like I just think you've passed it by. Well, the thing is, you guys are part of this younger generation that, you know, MMA is, let's be honest, it's way more exciting than boxing. Absolutely. You watch a fight, kick, punch, elbow, knee, go to the ground, submissions, all the things that can happen. And it's just, it's a timing thing. I think that mixed martial arts and the UFC is the perfect sport for this generation.

Yeah. This generation. Yeah, it's interesting you say that because Dave is the founder here. He loves the sweet science. He always talks about the fucking sweet science. And to him, like, nothing will ever beat the classic appeal of boxing. Or, you know, MMA is kind of this new age thing.

He likes MMA, but to him, you know, a good boxing match is always the pinnacle of, like, combat sports. Whereas someone like myself, I'm a casual fan. I just want to see fireworks. I want it to be entertaining, whereas that's why I don't want to watch a Mayweather fight. I don't really care about the technical aspects.

I don't want it to go to the cards. I want to just see entertaining combat sports, and that's where I feel like MMA just leans into that. I agree. It's definitely a younger generation thing, and I think that if your founder went to a live event, I'm telling you right now, and I know this sounds completely arrogant, but we're the best live event in all of sports.

People who go to NFL games, college football, basketball, all this stuff. There's nothing like going to a UFC event. A UFC event live is ridiculous. In the 18-year history of this company, I've never had a television executive, a sponsor, whatever it might be, come to an event and leave going, yeah, I don't ever want to come to one of these again. That was a snooze. Yeah, definitely not going to be boring. Have you heard of what we're doing at all, the Rough and Rowdy? They just told me next door.

They're just telling me about it. It is... I mean, we actually hope that it one day grows to be a little more legitimate, but in the way of when MMA when UFC started and it was kind of in its infancy and kind of a shit show and obviously you guys have matured

into a real sport. We are still maintaining that shit show aspect where it is. But even that has an element of like you just watching two people beat the hell out of each other. And there's charisma and there's antics. And it's like that is probably the purest form of entertainment there is. And you guys just do it better than anybody. Thank you. I agree.

But we're talking about like the boxing stuff we talked about this on the radio the other day like i grew up my dad liked boxing the last fight that i was really hyped up for was the mayweather pacquiao fight and it was so fucking boring that i was like i don't like i'm gonna just keep watching ufc and obviously the mayweather mcgregor fight blended that so it's like a bunch of different fans coming together but as the young fans now it's like boxing is not what it used to be so why would we watch it and you're so right and the big problem is there's a lot of problems with boxing but the big problem is when i put on a fight right let's say i make the best matchup you could ever dream of right i there's no guarantee that that fight's

going to be great it's like the super bowl you can't you can't guarantee the super bowl is the best football game you ever saw it just you can't So I stack the card from top to bottom with great fights, with great fights and great fighters. And what I'm selling is, first of all, I'm competing with you guys Saturday nights, right? Your husband, your boyfriend, whatever it is. All my single girls, yeah. All your single friends, whatever it might be. You guys, girlfriends, wives, whatever it is. There could be a movie. You got to take her to a restaurant. Yeah. Your single friends, whatever it might be. You guys,

girlfriends, wives, whatever it is. There could be a movie. You got to take her to a restaurant. There could be this and that. I compete with that every Saturday. Okay.

So I need to put together a card that makes you want to stay home and watch the fights. Right. Then when you do, I need to make sure that you have two or three holy shit moments. All right. Where you jump out of your seat with all your friends that are there and go, holy shit, that just happened, and everybody, there's that energy when crazy things happen, right?

I have to get you two or three of those for you to walk away from Saturday night going, it was worth it that we stayed home and watched this. Exactly like what she said. In boxing, they put together this fight, and it sucks, and now you're pissed, and you're like, I just wasted my Saturday night. I'm not doing this again. Wasted my money. I was going to ask you, what gets you out of bed? Who do you compete against? Because I don't think you compete against

boxing. I think you're past them. I don't think you have an equal as it stands. And that's a fucking awesome answer. I'm competing against everybody else. That's like Netflix. Netflix says we're competing against sleep. That's the only people who can beat us is Netflix. People want to go to bed. You got Netflix, you got fucking the entertainment industry, movies, sports. competing against sleep. Right. The only people who can beat us is Netflix. You want to go to bed. Right.

You got you got Netflix. You got so true. The entertainment industry, movies, sports, family, new movie comes out. You're competing against my fucking wife. That's right. That's true. Exactly. It's true.

And she will dictate what you're doing Saturday night. One hundred percent. You know, you know, I would imagine it's much more exciting than most people's wives. Yeah. That's not much competition but what ultimately I think the battle is always going to come down to is you're stacking the cards

you're the orchestrator but it's the guys in the ring who they feel like they're the ones bringing the excitement it's a partnership I'm the bells and whistles guy I go out and tell you why you gotta to watch this fight on Saturday, this Saturday, and I put the fights together and I try to make sure that they're great fights.

Soon as that door closes on the octagon, I lose all control. It's up to the fighters to deliver. And these athletes that fight in the UFC have been delivering for 18 years. It's the perfect partnership. Do you feel like everybody kind of, uh, eventually outgrows it though? I mean, obviously like as Connor got bigger, he was kind of like, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm the draw and there's always kind of going to be this power struggle. I feel like as long as the fighter and you and management can maintain a

partnership, it's all good. But as soon as that's thrown out of balance, I think is when you run into problems, right? Like we talked about earlier, my, my, my job is to maintain egos, personalities, all these other things. But at the end of the day, I have 550 fighters under contract and I need to keep people happy. It's impossible to make everybody happy. It's not possible to do, but that's what we try to do. So as long as you try your best to keep people happy, um, you know, continue to run the business and keep everything. It is what it is. It's a very unique set of skills to handle, you know.

Liam Neeson over here. Yeah, it does sound like Liam Neeson for sure. Like, so with Conor, because obviously he almost supersedes, like people who don't know a whole bunch about UFC know who Conor McGregor is. And then he brings people into the UFC and people fall in love with it with him is containing his personality harder than everybody else right now or is that I mean hey does Conor have a big ego yeah right how big is Conor's ego well listen he he has you know is Conor hard to deal with here and there yeah but he's worth it oh yeah he's worth it you know whatever trouble he causes you brother and the biggest problem problem, if people ask me, what's the biggest problem you have with Conor? It's not showing up on time.

Other than that, Conor's incredible. Conor's a fun guy to be around. He's hilarious. He's a great fighter. He's fun to watch. If the guy showed up on time, he'd literally be perfect. I got to be honest, though. I'm going to stick up for my guy, Connor, here.

That's not, it doesn't seem like, out of all the problems you could have with a fighter, I feel like timeliness is probably the best one you want to have. Well, also, I'm gonna tell you why it's not, though. When we do these press conferences, you know, we're a global sport. We're on television networks all over the world that are taking this press conference. Right. So they're alive. They're ready to go.

And if he doesn't show up for another 30 minutes, it's a problem. You better have a nice coat showing up. You better throw a chair or something. So we got to fill this time and not only fill the time, but keep people interested and get them willing to stick around, which is tough to do these days with the phone and the frigging this. You got three?

Yeah. So we're doing, he's got a stack of phones. I noticed that earlier. I was like, damn, I thought two phones was a flex. He's got three. Believe me, my balls have been busted thoroughly by the guys in the other room. Yeah, PMTC's three iPhones on the table. They ain't letting that one slide.

That was a five minute conversation i'm also not gonna let you slide on post connor and and uh whoopi fight where you're like this is bad for the sport guys i don't want to see this get the fuck out of here i mean i know what you mean but also it was awesome so think about this okay i'm on the biggest stage we've ever been on. One of the biggest pay-per-views ever. Top five. One of the top five biggest pay-per-views ever. Not in my sport, in any sport, right? And we already had the incident with the bus here in Brooklyn, right?

Now we're in a situation where our live events, I told you, are incredible. I'll put it up against anybody in sports. And we got celebrities, wealthy people, all these people show up to the fight. What you don't ever want to happen is for people that pay big money for your tickets, fly to Vegas, get hotel rooms and all this stuff to not feel safe. Yeah. That is never good for anybody's business. No.

Well, okay. The thing that was good, we had this thing contained in under 40 seconds, right? Nobody got hurt. It never spilled over. But the governor of Nevada was there. You know, big celebrities, rich people, you know, all these people. It's not good. No, but here's the thing.

That was a scary moment for a few thousand people. You know, all these people. It's not good. No, but here's the thing. It's bad. That was a scary moment for a few thousand people. Right. You know who was not in danger at all? A billion people at home. Right. Who were like, this is awesome. Right. So I totally understand what you're saying.

Of course, you can't have people paying money. And I totally understand what you're saying, but it's not good. We're coming off. First of all, Jon Jones and Cormier get into a fist fight in the lobby of the MGM grant. Okay? Awesome. Conor McGregor, not awesome. He just loves the drama.

Agree to disagree. We're going to have to agree to disagree, Dana. People from Iowa are checking in at the front desk while these two monsters are fighting, and it's a big scuffle. Nothing is fun about that to people that are there checking in. Okay. Yeah. Then Conor McGregor throws monster cans out into the crowd at a press conference.

He got sued for that. A guy got hit in the back. Not good. Listen, throw Poland spring plastic water bottle. Don't throw full monster energy cans. Okay. The size of somebody's head.

Bad. But it does bring attention to UFC in a nice way for entertainment purposes. Then him and a bunch of his goons attack the bus at Brooklyn. Fighters get injured. They fall off the car. My staff is in the middle of this. Some of those guys got hurt. Bad.

This is bad, guys. I feel like you are. I get what you're saying. We contain this whole thing, and we went on the biggest event, biggest stage ever, the greatest fight in the world. Habib jumps over the top of the cage and goes after one of his guys. Enough. Enough is enough. I don't need this much promotion.

We're good. We already sold the fight. We're already entertaining. We don't need that shit but i i mean i again i don't want to beat a dead horse but as a casual fan i that the fight was the fight that ramped me up for the for the rematch that ramped me up for the future that ramped me up now i i mean i knew connor now i want to see uh all khabib say you know like that to me was as good a promotion as you're ever gonna get and. And you're not wrong.

But here's the problem. The problem is all the behind the scenes trouble that goes. The governor called me the next day on a Sunday. I've had two calls from the governor in 18 years. Neither were good. The first was I was bad mouthing the Nevada State Athletic Commission.

Can't do that. And I got the call from the governor the next day. They're appointed by the governor. Bingo. So then the Nevada State Athletic Commission, which is the government, oversees us, and they're not happy about it. Now, both of these guys are on suspension until January when the hearing comes.

They will be suspended again, and there will be fines. How is that good for my business? That's bad for my business. That's bad. I can't do anything with these guys. I'm a stadium. But you just said, I got two of the hottest guys in the world right now

because that just happened, but the problem is I can't fight either one of them because they're on suspension by the government. For how long are they going to be suspended? I don't know. What if it's a year? That would suck. That hurts.

But even that is like, there's nothing to be suspended? I don't know. What if it's a year? That would suck. That hurts. But even that is like, there's nothing imminent. No, I'm just saying. I'm a future guy. Think about it. Think about five years when you can use that in hype-up videos. You people are nuts. Terry O'Reilly jumping in the crowd. You see that? I'm like, I'm ready for a hockey game. First of all, professional athletes,

especially fighters, have a very small window of opportunity. Sitting guys out for a year, they make no money. I make no money. You know, it's just a trickle-down effect. Nevada ain't making money either, so they're not going to suspend you for a year, bro. But we don't just fight Nevada. We fight everywhere. That doesn't mean Nevada's getting this fight, right?

And in our sport, they fight three times a year. So you miss out on three i lose yeah right right i lose six fights there because mcgregor and habib could both fight all these guys in the top five until they get to each other there's a lot of things i could do that i cannot do because he jumped over the octagon he doesn't jump over the octagon we'd be talking about who they're fighting next right now right that'd That'd be nice. That's true. You're a good salesman. You got this routine mastered.

I get it. It's very convincing. It's very convincing. I still don't believe a word you're saying. Do you know why you're convinced? Because they're facts. Because they're facts. What are your thoughts on Vince McMahon and WWF wrestling? I mean, obviously, real versus fake is a huge element.

But as far as the showmanships and the promo, I still think to this day, like the WWF Attitude Era and Vince McMahon at his peak, I feel like nobody's ever done it better. Listen, if you look at this guy, he's a visionary. He's a pioneer. The guy is brilliant. He built the pay-per-view industry, and then he dove in first into the digital. Right. Yeah, he's always ahead of the curve, yeah. And here's the thing, and this isn't a knock, okay, because everybody always thinks, look what he's selling.

Oh, that's a knock. Look what he's selling. Oh, that's a knock. Look what he's selling. You know what I mean? It's people going on the mic and all this stuff. And when you watch it, people eat it up and love it. They love it. They eat it up. And him and his family are writing these scripts.

They're the ones that are doing all of this stuff. It's brilliant. Nothing but respect for him. You said that you're the bells and whistles. Do you think of yourself more as Goodell or more as Vince McMahon? I'm a little bit of everything. I don't write scripts, though. That I don't do. In this business, there's so many different pieces and parts to this business,

and I'm involved in all of them. From the production to the making of the fights, many different pieces and parts to this business and and i'm involved in all of them i mean uh from the production to the uh making of the fights uh posters you know every little thing you see i'm involved in it's a lot yeah i'll tell you what vince did though vince used to get in the ring so when are you gonna step in the octagon i would too if we could write scripts i'm not i'm not messing with any of these people without a script. Vince knew what was coming.

Step in the ring with Habib being like, you're going to stay on the script though, right? Good luck with that one. And then I pin you, Habib. Please don't jump into the crowd after that either. Do you know how long Habib's dad said his punishment is going to be worse than anything you guys

or Nevada give you? Do you have any idea what that's going to be? I'd let him handle it. Yeah, well, we don't. We won't handle it. Nevada's going to handle it. So, we're overseen by the Nevada State Athletic Commission. California, you know, New York, wherever we go. And the commission are the ones who hand down

these judgments, penalties, whatever you want to call them. And we're all sitting on the sidelines right now waiting to see what happens what if habib's dad says one year no five years oh if his dad says five years there's no way his dad says he said it's gonna be worse than theirs his dad seemed very upset yeah he did but i think he meant like his dad was gonna whoop his ass i'm sure that's what he meant but let's say it was five years you go take out maybe habib got home and was grounded for like three weeks or something I think he meant like his dad was going to whoop his ass. I'm sure that's what he meant. But let's say it was five years. You go take out his dad. Maybe Habib got home and was grounded for like three weeks or something.

Yeah, there's no way he's not letting him fight for five years. That'd be crazy. Your thoughts on, I think the only other person who has benefited, you have benefited the most. But I feel like Joe Rogan's career kind of coincided so perfectly with the rise of like podcasting and mma and and he was in comedy and yeah and the comedy and he i mean he's a broadcaster because he just liked the sport when it was new and i mean to me that's going to be one

of the greatest tales of timing and and just like the evolution of sport and media he was not not to say he's not talented but he's also also the right place, right time, perfect person for it. When you talk about talent, he's the best ever. He's the best ever. And part of the reason that we have grown so fast. We have a podcast too. Part of the reason we've grown so fast is because Rogan's ability to walk you through what's going on while it's happening.

He's brilliant. He's so good. And he's so passionate about the sport. You feel when you're watching, this isn't a guy that's just there for the paycheck. This is a guy that loves this stuff. He'd be there if there wasn't a paycheck. His passion, we didn't pay Rogan the first 12 events that he worked. He did them for free.

Wow. The first 12 he did for free. And what Rogan was also brilliant at is, you know, he lined up. So let's say we're in New York for a fight this week. He'll do two shows on Friday night and sells out. He has to be one of the best-selling comics in comedy. No doubt. I would love to see who sells more tickets than Joe Rogan.

I bet there's, like, Kevin Hart. Yeah, it's like the tippy-top of stand-up comedy. And the guy has gone around the world doing his comedy and selling out events for the last however many years that he's signed with us. So he's an employee? Does he have a piece of the action?

He's not an employee, but he's a contractor. You know what I mean? He's one of the... But he's more than that to us. Joe Rogan is... He's Tony Romo before but he's more than that to us. Of course. Joe Rogan is – He's Tony Romo before Tony Romo to me. Because, like, everyone loves Romo. He's so excited.

He's so passionate about the game. But he breaks down the X's and O's to a point where even an idiot can understand it. And Rogan, I don't know you'll see that well. But, like, when I'm listening to Rogan do it, I'm like, okay, I get what's happening here. And there's, like, a charm factor, too. Like, it's like he's explaining it to you. You understand it. But there's, like, charming and – yeah, you know that he actually loves it.

This is what I have to do. He's, like, he's as jacked up, you understand it, but there's like charming and yeah, you know that he actually loves it. This is what I have to do. He's like, he's as jacked up as the fighters. True. He's passionate. He's knowledgeable. And like you said, he can break it down for, you know, the biggest dummies watching the show. I mean, I said me, but you can use your words if you want. And he's got the great voice for it too.

His voice is great. It helps when it's like a celebrity in its own right. You know, it's like he is not as much of a draw as the fighters, but in some ways he kind of is. He is. He absolutely is. And he's a constant. You know you're going to get Joe Rogan. Did you ever, as just a businessman, were you, like, do you have your hands in anything else outside of UFC?

Did you put all your eggs in the UFC basket? Yeah, no. Or were you, you know, trying out a whole bunch of different things? Entrepreneur, this, that, and this happened to be the one that hit. I'm involved in a lot of different businesses. So my old partner is the Fertitta Brothers. We're so close, even through all

the stuff that goes on with the UFC and everything. Then we sold. Those two moved on. I stayed. But me and the Fertitta Brothers own a lot of different businesses together. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah.

That's not a bad position. How many, how many does De La Hoya own? Oh, how many, what? How many does De La Hoya own? How many businesses?

Oh, well look, look at his amazing MMA franchise that he's running right now. He's killing it. So brilliant businessman. You were pulling no punches on Oscar. That dummy can barely put a sentence together. Kid me.

I mean, I'm here for this beef. I just heard him say on TMZ that he kicked my ass in the ring. It makes sense. This guy likes to see 50 year olds fight. So that's the fight he would want to do. You dropped facts on him as far as straight numbers. I mean, he was, I mean, just dead ass wrong with everything he was saying. Listen, if, if you're sitting around with your friends, right. And you want to lie about a bunch of things and just lie to them. That's one thing you go on ESPN and start

lying. That's a whole nother level. Yeah. You know, I, I have numbers for days. I've been doing this for 18 years. I know this business and your business better than you do. All right. And if you want to go toe to toe with me and talk about numbers and what people are being paid and everything else, you know, he was saying that he paid, uh, he pays fighters better and all this stuff. If you, if you take out the main event and the co-main event, right?

The last fight he just did, he paid the rest of the fighters $95,000. The rest of the fighters on our cards make $1.2 million. Jesus Christ. Not comparable at all. And the list goes on and on of just stupid shit that he said and absolute bold-faced lies. So do you think he's just like, I'm just – he's just trying to grab some market share, stir the pot, or do you think he actually believes this shit? No, I just think he's really stupid. I think he's a really dumb human being, and he went out there, and the guy has no shame.

It's like the guy – That's helpful, though. It's actually nice to have no shame sometimes. Right. I'm a guy with shame, and I often think, like, God, I didn't give a fuck. It would actually nice to have no shame sometimes. I'm a guy with shame, and I often think, God, I didn't give a fuck. It'd be nice to just say whatever the fuck I want. Exactly. Sound stupid, whatever. That's it. I can just say anything.

I think the UFC is worth $10 trillion. I talked to some people. They told me. All the fighters want to do this and that. That is not a fact. I was being, I was joking. I don't want that to come back on me. But, you know, it just, this guy is unbelievable.

He goes out and just says things that aren't true. You know, I called Chuck Liddell yesterday. And I said, listen, man, you know I love you, but I'm coming guns a-blazing on this thing, whatever. And Chuck goes, I've been waiting for this call. He said, I've been listening to the stuff that Dale Ahoy is saying. And I'm like, wow, what's Dana gonna say?

Dana's coming back soon. And Chuck told me, I said, you tell me right now, did you make more money or even close to as much money there as you made in the UFC? He said, no. It's an absolute lie.

He also said they're the most disorganized, unprofessional people he's ever worked with. He said, I was with the UFC most of my career. So that's how I thought things were supposed to be. And that obviously wasn't how it was. Did you get a good belly laugh when they said that fight was going to get $200,000? Yeah, it's crazy. But here's the thing, and not in any defense to Oscar because he's an idiot,

but you know, you have to consider the source. Oscar De La Hoya is Elon Musk compared to Tito Ortiz. Tito Ortiz is one of the dumbest creatures walking the face of the earth right now. If you take

all living things and put them in a barrel, Tito's the dumbest out of everything. This is the guy who's given him most of this information. This is the guy who's given him most of the information, I would have to assume, unless Oscar De La Hoya is just crazier than I thought

and I think he's a complete fucking nut. Okay? Dynamic duo there either way. Oh yeah. Tag team champions of the world. Dumb and dumber. The Wonder Twins. Those two are like, oh my god. So, you know, you gotta consider

both sources. Both the guys you're dealing with. Let me just ask you this before you get going, because I know you're a busy guy. Do you think that there do you will you just kind of accept that there might be a ceiling to how far this can reach? Like, do you think you're ever going to get like my mom who, you know, like the the last person you think would ever take interest in, whether it be too violent or too crazy or too late at night or too much money or whatever. Or are you like, we can conquer this whole thing. The way that, you know, my mom will know Michael Jordan and she'll know mainstream sports.

Will she ever know? But she might know Michael Jordan, but is she going to watch a Michael Jordan basketball game? Right. So this is my philosophy. It's always been this way since day one. You know, I don't care what color you are, what country you come what language you speak we're all human beings fighting's in our dna we just get it and we like it if a fight broke out in there right now we would stop talking on the radio to run out and see what was going on and we'd watch the fight and then then we would come

back in here and we'd talk about it for 30 minutes okay it's just human nature if you're in a restaurant and mike tyson walks in the whole place goes holy shit mike and and we have this thing we're like this guy could kick everybody's ass in this room right now we're infatuated by that we we have been since the beginning of time and we will be till the end of time now as technology continues to change, right? You know, 10 years ago, I had to deal with DirecTV, in-demand pay-per-view, DISH network, a television network, and all this stuff. Digital? Digital works everywhere. Now, if I had deals with all these guys that I just mentioned here in the United States, I'd have to go to England and here and there and do all these different television deals. Digital, I pop this thing on and it streams to the world.

Anybody who wants to watch it, any time zone, anywhere in the world can tune in. Oh, and by the way, you can tune in on your phone too or on your iPad or through your Xbox or whatever it is, right? Think about that. So if you get the right fight with the right people at the right time, like Mayweather and McGregor, the whole world wants to see that fight. And if you get out and you can sell it and you can do what you do as good as we do it. So right now, the biggest pay-per-view buy, Showtime guys are a bunch of liars.

I don't believe anything they say. They're claiming they have the highest pay-per-view and they Showtime guys are a bunch of liars. I don't believe anything they say. They're claiming they have the highest pay-per-view, and they were our partners on the Mayweather thing. I believe we beat that fight. Either way, we're number one or number two all time, and it's four point something million, okay, is the ceiling. The highest one ever done. So the question is, now with digital, as we open up the rest of the world, what's the number? Yeah, I mean, relatively speaking, 4 million is nothing compared to the rest of the world. Exactly. So I mean, the sky's the limit.

Is it 6? Is it 8? Is it 10 million? Is it 20 million? Think about this. We're opening a performance institute right now in China that's three times bigger than the one in Vegas. What if we get a Chinese world champion? How many people are going to tune in?

Get that Asian money. Let's go. How about this? We're massive right now in India. Imagine if we ended up with a, you know, they have a billion people too. You end up with a champion who's Indian because we have this thing. When somebody looks like us, talks like us, and comes from where we come from, and they're the baddest motherfucker on earth, everybody gets behind you.

I'm a smidge Irish. I've never even been there, but I'm like, McGregor's my guy. McGregor's my guy. That's my thing. People always ask me why McGregor is so big. First of all, he's got the everything. The swagger, the attitude.

But he's Irish. Everybody thinks they're Irish. For the record, I feel like he's Irish. Everybody thinks they're Irish. For the record. I feel like I'm more Irish now because I watch Conor McGregor. Like, that's a thing. I got a little bit, but now I've got way more. To the Irish, we're not Irish. But to us, we're Irish.

Our thing is. Absolutely. If you ever saw an Irish movie, I saw Boondock Saints. You put a shamrock on the back of your helmet. Think about the St. Paddy's Day. St. Paddy's Day. There are celebrations all over the United States, and they're huge. Everybody does

the St. Paddy's Day. Kiss me, I'm Irish. Wearing green. Give me a little McGregor Habib on St. Paddy's Day. Let's watch the world burn down. You can't do St. Paddy's Day because everybody's out drinking. Everybody's out drinking and all that stuff. But you can do it around St. Paddy's Day leading up. Absolutely.

But, yeah, it's about finding these ethnic champions that resonate in their home country. When you have a country behind you or an entire ethnic group of people. Look at World Cup, the Olympics. We always say with hockey, soccer, we're not really big on big hockey fans, but it doesn't matter who's playing. If you put national jersey on, we're all jacked up. It's the World Cup back. We'll get up at 6 a.m. to watch a hockey game if we're playing Russia.

Right. It's the World Cup. You see it every four years it happens. So the answer to your question. So with what I just told you, now think about this. When you do those type of fights and it gets so big, what happens is it starts to spill over to people that don't normally watch.

It becomes the water cooler talk at work and it's on every news station. It's everywhere. You can't get away from it. That's when your mom says, wow, this Conor McGregor fight is happening on Saturday. I'm not saying she's going to watch it, but she knows about it. When you get to that level with a fight, forget about it.

You're going to kill it. And how much of that, I mean, I know we saw it already with the Mayweather-McGregor stuff, but I mean, that kind of crossover, are we going to see that stuff again? Because I mean, that to me did catch a whole new audience that had never seen Conor fight before. They were going to watch him fight that night. Listen, everybody and their mother is trying to get into this sport right now. We were talking about it earlier, right?

If we could do that fight, that type of fight every weekend, this is all anybody would do. Everybody would be trying to get into the fight business. Those fights happen every once in a while. What you do is you keep cranking, you keep looking for young, up-and-coming talent, you keep putting on the best against the best,

and eventually these things get to a point where one of those type of fights builds. You can't really fabricate those, right? Exactly. You've got on the best against the best and eventually these things get to a point where one of those type of fights builds and it can't really fabricate those, right? Exactly. They have to listen. If I'm you and I'm doing the bells and whistles, I am finding a Chinese fighter and an Indian fighter and we're putting them together until one of them wins the belt. That's

the next step. I'm right now. We just broke around a couple months ago. We're building a performance center in Asia, right, in Shanghai, to start bringing in Asian talent. Believe me, I'm on it. All right, brother. We appreciate it.

We've got to hit a break now. It's Dana White. So the December 14th will be the first ESPN fight. Is that what it was? Is that the date? December 14th? No, January 19th. January 19th on ESPN.

All right. Be on the lookout for that, and we appreciate your time. Thank you, man. Thanks for having me. See you later. We wrapped up the week on Clancy the Rockets doing our recap of our Christmas party.

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Because there's always somebody at the holiday parties. We had a live ball-in-cup league sanctioned championship bout when you got to witness history and greatness. We talked about how long should it take for a girl to come. I'll believe you won't believe it, but guys and girls, they disagree on this one. Like cats and dogs, we fought all week. It spilled over to the holiday party.

It was the rocket versus every single female in the barstool sports office talking about how long sex should last and how people should get off. We did a little Urban Legends. We talked what else? We talked to Biz Nasty. Biz Nasty popped in out of nowhere.

What a funny fucking guy he is. We drank some bowls of wine. Bowls of wine is the new phenomenon. And we kicked it all off with the Miami Miracle and Frank the Tank. Frank the Tank. Victory Worm. The Victory Worm. That feels like a year ago. That's how much happened this past week. So best of week five.

Certainly jam-packed and entertaining. I mean, we'll leave you with the sounds and the guttural noises of Frank the Tank kicking off the victory worm and we'll let you wrap up the second half of the best of. We'll be back next Monday for week six best of the three

of us and you can listen to us every day on Sirius 1 to 3 p.m. on Channel 85 Sirius XM stay hot welcome back welcome back welcome back oh yeah man how you doing

you good I know you like that I know you like that welcome back welcome back welcome back you mutts. It's a Monday here with Clancy and the Rockets, and I think we're still going to keep the name.

How about that? Jared's out. Put this sexy little minx Feidelbergers in. I was going to say, Feis is a rocket. It works. It's still Clancy and the Rockets. Let's get it. And it's now not CCK, but it's now KFC.

It's now KFC Radio. Feidelberg, Casey, Clancy. Oh, yeah. There you go. Remember when we first learned that KFC Radio was... Some people thought it was Katz, Feidelberg, Clancy. And we never realized that it was all us. You didn't realize that?

None of us realized it. But that's not the name. That's a fair assumption, though. Yeah, no. But the fact that the guys on the show didn't realize that it wasn't that is... The thing was, when it first started, it was just me. So that, it was just my name. I was like, I don't know what to call this.

So then when we added Feidelberg and Katz, and nobody calls Dan Katz. For the longest time, nobody even knew that. So it didn't really make much sense. But anyway, it's fights in, Jarrett out. He's at the winter meetings because he's a nerd, a baseball loser. The only reason he's there is because it because he's a nerd, a baseball loser. The only reason he's there is because it's in Vegas. Yeah, I mean.

I mean, I was going to go if we could all get credentialed. I was going to say, it's actually really flying under the radar that this is the greatest boondoggle of all time. What are you doing there having closed door meetings? But here's the thing. You have to do boondoggle activities for it to be a boondoggle. Like, Jared's going to sit in his hotel room and read about baseball. If we saw him at the tables, at the club, at the pool, then I'd be like, that's what Riggs would be doing. That's what the boondoggle boys do when they go on these golf trips.

They play golf. Well, they play golf. They soak up the sun and shit. They're golf fans. Right, but Jared is going to do baseball. He's going to just actually sit around waiting outside of the doors of a conference room in a hotel trying to get a scoop. I mean, we tried to get credentialed as a radio show and i was like i don't care to go to winter

meetings at all and they're like well it's in vegas i was like oh i care i big time care yeah that's such a funny because i didn't even like think that way just because i can't be doing these things right now so they were like uh brent said to me you know jared wants to go to winter meetings to this show and i was was like, uh, okay. Hey, I don't want to like stop anybody from doing it, but I'm not really interested in that. But of course it makes a lot of sense for you to be like, yeah, fuck you. And what was funny, we got, originally we got credentialed and Jared didn't.

Yeah. We got the email and it was like, uh, credentials approved. Kevin Clancy, Casey Smith credentials denied. Jared Krabus. That was Braden. What the fuck? Yeah, we got approved. It was just like there was two available.

There was four names. We were the first two on the list. But it read pretty funny. Yeah, it looked like that we were going to Vegas and that they were not. But you know Jared's not doing shit in Vegas. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Maybe he'll call in if he has something to say or I don't know, whatever he's doing out there. So Fights is in and we got a lot to get into.

I got a whole long list of topics. We're going to do a little Cubicle Chronicles later today. We're going to go around the world. We got some funny stories involving the moon landing, Casey's favorite topic. Jared's just trying to throw bombs via Twitter today, and I'm just not having it. I'm like, Jared, shut the fuck up.

You're not here. Well, we are. So we're going to get into it, but but we have to start it's a football Monday we have to start the NFL and we have to start New England because what happened in that Miami miracle John you want to call it pathetic you want to call it sad people they always say that me rooting against certain teams rather than for my own teams is sad and pathetic I don't fuck. That yesterday, I didn't get to watch it real time because I was watching the Jets at the end of the Jets game. Watching that replay,

I got close. When Gronk fell on his face? I don't know what the fuck he was doing out there. Why was he on the field? I mean, I know, listen, Belichick's bulletproof, and I know why he doesn't get criticism because his resume speaks for itself on so many other times, but like, that was a horrible fucking idea. That that tackle like any safety in the NFL anybody who's a defensive

actual defensive player who's terrible makes that play so and I know people are gonna say it was the swat down the Hail Mary but they weren't like all of the defenders are like we knew everyone else on defense was like we knew it wasn't gonna be not even Hail Mary we're in Hail Mary range I mean listen the final answer there is bill bill bill belichick was like we're gonna be fine this is not gonna it's not gonna be a big deal yeah because you run that play 99 times and it never works it's that one time you run that 999 i mean that is such a rarity but the thing is belichick always you know his thing is always like when they pull off a trick play or something he's like we prepare for that we we do that so his or something, he's like, we prepare for that.

We do that. So his whole schtick has always been we prepare for the improbable, we pull off the impossible because we do it on purpose. And, I mean, that came back to bite him in the ass. And the reactions, we'll start with these old people. The reaction of grandma and grandpa trying to process what happened was, I mean,

I could probably forget about Pornhub. I'm just going to watch that the rest of this month. Let it roll, Mikey. How could it happen? Where the fuck are they all? They got to keep the other end of the goal line safe. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

You knew they were going to do it. Are you shitting me look at this i love it the best part about that video too is like at the beginning it's a minute long and that was like the last 15 seconds is the best part but the grandma comes like walking through with her walker and doesn't realize what has just happened she's's like, well, how did that happen? They lost. You know what that is? That's a woman who, I mean, they've probably been married 50 or 60 years. That's a woman who, like, every Sunday when the Patriots lose, it's like, well, you know, Bob's in a bad mood for the rest of the afternoon.

She probably walked back in like, ah, there goes our 4 p.m. dinner. Like, that's it. How did that happen? John, I mean, for people who don't know obviously i would imagine most people have seen it but the the dolphins pull off one of those miraculous i think three lateral uh plays as time expires to beat brady and the patriots i was watching the jets stupidly win a game and i texted john John because somebody, a 15 year old Steve tweeted me saying, you're not going to believe how the Patriots just lost. And I,

I kind of knew the, the situation of the game. So I was like, Oh wow, this must've been like a pick six or something crazy. I texted John and John just said, one of those lateral things. That's what happened.

I said, how did you lose this game? I said, one of those bullshit, one of those bullshit, one of those fucking lateral things. And I said, do not quit your day job. Do not

be a color commentator. Well, I gotta come clean with something. You didn't watch it? Well, here's what happened. I was on the vineyard, and I had a five o'clock ferry, and I watched the field goal, and I left the bar. I was at a bar, and I had to get to the ferry, and I was like,

I saw the field goal, I said, game's over. And then I was getting a ride to the ferry, and I was in bar. I was at a bar and I had to get to the ferry. And I was like, you were like, we're good. I saw the field go and I said, game's over. Yeah. And then we were, I was getting a ride to the ferry and I was in like the bed of a truck. A little vineyard style. I was in the bed of a truck with my buddy.

Wasn't it cold as shit? Yeah, it was cold as shit. How long was the drive? Like 10 minutes. Way too long. No, it was beautiful. I love it. But while we're in the bed of the truck,

my buddy's sister FaceTimes him. And he's like, she's like, what the fuck? Can you believe that? And I'm in the bed of the truck, my buddy's sister FaceTimes him. And she's like, what the fuck? Can you believe that? And I'm in the bed of the truck going, she's fucking lying. I was like, there's no way that's what happened. And she's like, look at the screen. And she tears the face camera.

I'm like, that's not true. You're just fucking. That's a Photoshop or something. They didn't lose that game. It makes no sense. You were the grandma in that moment. How did that happen? I refuse to believe that.

We had got up, we were wondering if we were going to have enough time to finish the game. Once they hit the field goal, we were like, alright, well, they're not scoring a touchdown. They might get in the field goal range, but it's a four-point game at this point. This is over. Beautiful. I love it. Nothing more. I love nothing more than when they're like,

like Dave, too. He did his video where he was like, I literally don't understand what happened. I love the confusion. That's the best part. You fucks don't even know how to process what happened. Anybody would be confused with that because it's like him saying the bullshit lateral play. That's so accurate because I saw it live happen

and I was just like, I cannot believe that somebody's going to pull this off, especially against the Patriots. And then one of my girlfriends who was in town didn't see it. She walked out of my room. She was like, what happened? I was like, you know those lateral plays that every team tries to run at the end of a game whether it's college nfl whatever and it never works to be honest it that one was like it fucking worked a relatively easy one too i mean like yeah lateral or twice and then he just like i mean it was because it was like it was like a standard hook and ladder yeah it was

right right and then grunt like what the fuck wasronk doing there? I hate to give him credit, but Bleacher Report had a gif of, they photoshopped Gronk's head onto George Michael, what he does when he just falls onto his face in the rest of development. I mean, not only did he fall, he couldn't even break his fall. He literally just fell on his face as they scored a Miami miracle. You know what? It's better, though. I'm so glad I didn't see that play,

because if you don't witness it in real time, your heart doesn't break as much. Yeah, that's true. It's like, like I went back once I got to the ferry, I went back like NFL had tweeted or whatever. I watched the highlight.

I was like, fuck that sucks. But if I had seen that, it would have broken my heart. Yeah. Cause if you, if you knew that it was happening, cause obviously your friend's sister had told you like you already are

setting yourself up for the pain, watching that live, like just like those grandparents, like that's why you love Boston Passion. Those people is how everybody felt yesterday. I'll tell you what. We almost lost grandma and grandpa there. Jesus Christ almighty. I'm going to stop watching sports if I'm lucky to hit like 80. That would kill me.

Yeah. You can't be like grandpa. Grandpa almost had a stroke. That would be a great way to go, though, that would kill me. Yeah. I'm lucky. You can't be, Grandpa almost had a stroke. That would be a great way to go though. It would be. On a loss like that? Yeah.

No. Just because everyone's like, that's your legend. That's a great legend to have. The Patriots killed him. I think like you ride off into the afterlife

on a loss like that and it's like, I don't know, I just feel like that's your afterlife. It's like, you know when people say whatever you die in is your ghost clothes forever? I didn't know that. I don't know. I just feel like that's your afterlife. It's like when people say, whatever you die in is your ghost clothes forever.

I didn't know that. Well, think about it. When you see a ghost, it's like ghosts don't change outfits. So whatever you die in is what you're wearing. So think about it right now. If you were to die today, Casey, you would be in this V-neck and regular pants. Fights, you'd be in your Kowloon shirt forever.

So I think if you die on like a loss like that you just ride it you're the you're a ghost loser yeah i mean it would be i guess it'd be better to go off in like a super bowl win yeah you have a heart attack there that's why either way it's it's a good way to go is by death by sports yeah see and i think the legend i think the legend is better if it's a loss because that means like you love like anybody you're so passionate because if you if you die after you win if it's a loss because that means like you love, like anybody, you're so passionate. Yeah. You're so passionate. Cause if you, if you die after you win something,

it's like everybody that like even halfway supports the team is going to be excited. The people, like if you got bandwagon, if you killed your, like somehow you, the Mets killed you because of how bad they were. I say it all the time.

Your legend would be honestly, Mets fucking killed Kevin Clancy. You're right. I'm coming around on this because that would be the ultimate I told you so. Like, I've been saying forever, this team's going to be the death of me. I fucking told you. They were. They actually did it.

The sons of a bitch just killed me. So, whatever happened on the field, the Miami miracle, the miracle of Miami, however you want to call it, that's one thing. What happened in New Jersey after that game ended was truly miraculous. Have you not seen it? Have you not seen Frank the Tank yesterday? Oh, okay. John, I was like, we're talking about seeing things in real time. If we're about to see John's first reaction to the victory worm.

Folks, if you haven't seen it, it's a 388-pound man trying to do the worm. And making some very odd guttural noises that came from his body. I thought you were telling me that the the streets of New Jersey celebrated like Trump style where he said. No, no, no, no, no. They were celebrating. I thought like New Jersey was celebrating. Honestly, I would have run out in the streets and celebrated the victory worm. That was a game in its own right.

That was a bigger moment than the hook and ladder. That was the most, that was the funniest best sports celebration I've maybe ever seen. What sounds worse? There's only one thing to do after a dolphin was like that. The worm! The worm! Anybody else in the world, I would say, this is fake or you're trying too hard.

That is, that's a near 400-pound man trying to get his body to do, I mean, that's, pulling off the worm is very hard. Can you do it? Hell no. Can you do it? I doubt it. No. I mean, you've got to be strong, but you also, it's like a weird thing to be able to do. Because some fat guys can do it.

It's like you, like, roll off your belly. There was that guy in D.C., remember he did it in the puddle in the parking lot yeah yeah that was gross the victory worm from frank the tank watershed moment i will never forget where i was the day that at the moment i was speechless literally i i was dumbfounded i was like Within seconds of me tweeting that I was speechless, like Rhea texted me and was like, how hard are you laughing at this? And I wasn't even for me. I was,

I was just like, I couldn't have anything to say, but what was so funny is that you just know every Barstool employee was thinking the exact same thing when that happened. Like all of us immediately saw that was like, this is the best thing that's ever happened to a big Frank. Cause I think he went like real viral, like outside the Barstool world

because that's just something that like doesn't matter. You don't have to know the backstory. When you know who Frank is, it becomes a million times better. When things like this happen, I get jealous of really fat people

because like if I did that, it would just be stupid. Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah, 100%. It wouldn't look near as good. I think that all the time, yeah. 1,500 retweets. So that should have

like 150,000. About a million views. Million views. Frankie million. How about that? What's up, bitch? How you doing, bud? What's up, Biz? How you doing, bud? What's up, Biz? What are you doing, man?

Pop on a micro. Do you want a bowl of wine? Yeah, we're drinking bowls of wine. Sit down. Come join us. Biz Nasty in the building. Paul. Paul is here from, where are you living?

Canada or some shit? I don't know where you live. Is there a delay on this or what? No. There's no drop button. No, you can. But you can say whatever the fuck you want. You're rocking

the uh the tan overcoat here i'm liking it yeah looking fresh you can kanye kanye i'm gonna see some crazy ass shit it comes with the jacket we're talking about uh like growing up and doing like dumb you can pull the mic up if you feel like you're awkwardly hunching over it that's how i like to get into it we're talking about growing up if you feel like you're awkwardly hunching over it. That's how I like to get into it. We're talking about growing up and just doing dumb, reckless stuff like fireworks and little vandalism and drinking, underage drinking, all that shit. Were you crazy as a kid or were you just playing hockey? You know what kids in my hometown were doing when they went through that phase? They would steal ornaments from the cars.

The Mercedes emblem. They would go cut it off and stuff. I wasn't big into the vandalizing stuff. Yeah, it's kind of an asshole thing. Yeah, I mean, my parents were still together and... You weren't like lashing out. You weren't acting out. I had a good childhood.

Selling drugs. Lacing the fucking weed with basil in the kitchen so you could make a few extra bucks. We were talking about buying that. We were all the idiots who, he bought some oregano once, I just bought a bag of garbage once thinking it was drugs. I bought vodka thinking it was vodka's water. Grinnell used to sell drugs in high school.

No! What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of drugs? Shit, I don't know if I was going to say. We're dropping government names on here. Oh, shit, yeah. A statute of limitations is over. What are you saying in there? dropping government names on here. Oh, shit, yeah. I can't. He has got to be. A statute of limitations. What are you saying in there? What are you saying in there? Come on in, Mike.

You know, you sit back there. You got a mic. He just said that you were selling drugs in high school. It was more college, but. Oh, so you mean when you were more mature and grown up? Okay, cool. When you were an adult and you were actually responsible for your behavior. You have got to be the worst drug dealer ever.

I mean, no offense, but I could imagine some some people being like I'm just not going to pay you and what are you going to do about it man that's why I had to stop he was just like giving IOUs he was taking a loss every quarter he was just fucking walking out of the car Grinnell you know I'm not paying you right he's like fuck I mean did that ever happen to you

I mean yeah have you seen his arms spaghetti arms over here I can't imagine anybody. You say it like you're bragging. Yeah. I mean, I just got it. I got to be brutally honest here. I mean, like what we sell weed.

Like I know. I mean, like with my bookie right now, my bookie's not paying me either. What am I going to do about it? Am I going to call him out on spit and shit? We'll have about 400,000 people fucking calling him. That's why I roll with this. Send an anthra people fucking calling him. That's why I roll with this. Sending anthrax to his house. This is why I roll with this.

But he'll probably flip it like you were doing in high school. What the fuck were you selling, Mikey? Don't say that. You guys are trying to incriminate me in here. I think you just incriminated yourself into it. You totally did not deny it. You could have. So we have two of the worst drug dealers on the planet on our podcast,

R.A. and fucking Grinnell. R.A. just does all drugs. Oh, here's a funny one for you. So a girl out there, when we were walking the streets, by the way, went and interviewed Sean Avery all day. It was fucking phenomenal. I love him. Say what you will about him.

Other people have different opinions. But there was a girl with a Boston Bruins shirt on. She goes, oh, go ask her if she knows Rear Admiral. And so I walk up. I'm like, hey. And she was on kind of a phone call. So on she goes oh go ask her if she knows rear admiral and so i walk up i'm like hey and she was on a kind of a phone call so she took her ear thing out she's like what and i'm like i'm like do you know rear rear admiral and she was like can you please get the fuck away from me and then grinnell's like verbatim says that get the fuck away from me this girl and then come to think of it we were like damn like yeah she probably thought i was like being like rude because we said you know who rear admiral right yeah like it never clicked to me that's a very offensive name so she was she like i thought she was gonna kick me in the nuts i forgot i was in new york too in canada they'd

have been like oh come grab a timbit this girl was ready to fucking pull out her mace and kick me in the nuts you're lucky you're gonna go now trying to get me killed in nyc that's why i told the drug story you asshole asshole. He deserved it. He just deserved it. I mean, this is just a little taste of what you get on Spittin' Chicklets. You guys are fucking dominating. You're crushing it. Boys, I love the Barstool platform.

I know everyone listening probably does, too. I think that, you know, I know that there's maybe some things in the past that have upset some people. But, hey, we all make fucking mistakes. I think a lot of people need to get the fuck off their high horse, and we're having a good time. And there's a reason why this company keeps scaling up, and I think a lot of people are basically, yeah, jumping on board.

They're not down with people telling them what's funny. You're either down with Barstool or you're on the wrong side of history. Am I right? Put that on a t-shirt. But, I mean, chicklets specifically. They won't get it because shipping's fucked up. That's what I've come to learn about selling merch on Barstool.

Canada ain't having it, man. I'm like working customer service at a podcast. International shipping. Come on now. Let's just be reasonable here. Oh God. I fear for my parents' life.

If somebody doesn't get their spit and chicklets hoodie. Obviously the season is in full swing. Now you guys, I know you scale back up to two episodes per week. Once the season is in full swing now you guys i know you scale back up to two episodes per week once the season started uh i'd imagine there's just a lot more going on once once the nhl starts cooking yeah there's been a lot of fun storylines this year um you know this new wave of hockey player too they're a little bit more out there than before they're down with the social media stuff so there's more to talk about i find find. And we just try to keep it light, keep it fairly positive. I feel like you

probably are the reason why that is. I feel that, yeah, thank you. I feel like me and Witt have done a good job of making guys feel comfortable and coming on. No, but I mean even like the idea of them being on social media and getting out there, because, I mean, you are

like one of the most recognizable or well-known hockey. Cause I mean, you are, are, are, uh, like one of the most recognizable or well-known hockey player. I feel like you can almost, you learn, people probably learn from you if you want to have a career beyond hockey or when you got to hang them up or you want to make some extra dollars or whatever it may be, this is the best way to do it.

You know, you know, many people told me, Hey, tone that down. Don't do that. These people, like they're looking out for themselves at the time,

which I completely understand, but you know, they don't give a fuck about what they're looking out for themselves at the time, which I completely understand. But they don't give a fuck about what you're doing after hockey. And look how many of these guys suffer and don't have anything to latch on to. They've never been to school, so they don't know how to live in the actual real world. Yeah, man. You're risking your body, your brain,

and then also they want you to play by their rules to the point that you might not have anything set up for afterwards. I used to get called into the office all the time. It feels like the principal's office. Oh, yeah. And then, hey, Donnie wants to see. And you're like, damn, what the fuck did I do last night on social media? Like one time I almost got our team kicked out of our hotel on the road because I Instagrammed a picture of a Fiji water bottle that was like nine dollars.

It was like an ounce of Fiji water. And they're trying to charge nine bucks at the Fairmont. And, uh, I said, I said, I was like, fuck you Fairmont.

They wanted you guys out. So, so we went to pregame skate the next morning and I wasn't playing. So obviously I got bag skated. And after the bag skate, I got skated harder than normal. There was a disturbance in the force. And I knew it.

So then all of a sudden after the bags he had the assistant coach was like hey tip wants to see you and i'm like oh fuck i'm like what did i do what i do i couldn't think of anything and then he gets i get in there and he's pacing back and forth and he points at the laptop and it's got my picture of the water bottle saying fuck you fairmont and i'm like oh he goes how stupid is the fairmont that is the perfect opportunity to be like to play with that and be like, we'll be right up with a big bucket of water for you. And all of a sudden the Fairmont's getting good press.

Okay. So here's where I was an idiot and I was wrong is when we get to the hotels, every hotel has water, fruit, granola bars ready for the players. And I didn't grab one. And then I was complaining about the price. So I was a fucking asshole. I'm going to admit it. But I mean, still like kick out of the hotels a little bit extra.

A little bit. Like I'm a principal guy. Nine bucks. Yeah. Come on. What's this markup? I want. Let's talk numbers.

Yeah. What's the margin you guys? I need to know. Yeah. Like six bucks. All right. I'm cool. Nine, nine, another toonie and a loonie.

Fuck you, man. I'll bring up some extra towels and some soap, bitch. Just kidding. Just kidding. I'm not that rude. I've been hanging out with Sean Avery too much. Now I'm a complete asshole.

Oh, by the way, he gave me something today that might've been one of the best gifts I've ever received. It is a fucking get out of jail free card. Literally a get out of jail free card. PBA. What do you mean?

It's okay. So he explained it like this. out of jail free card. Literally a get out of jail free card. Or PBA cards. What do you mean? You never had a PBA card? He explained it like this. If you are getting a blowjob by a hooker doing a line in the backseat of a car and a cop knocks on the window, hand this over and he's going to look at you and give you a stern look Wait, is this like a New York thing? You don't have these? No. I've never heard of this. So PBA, Police Benevolence Association

It has to be given to you by a sergeant. Yeah, yeah. whatever the level is but I feel like everybody kind of gets them kind of passed around like if you're lucky to stumble into one but I've always found that to be trying to take away from my gift no no no I'm saying Dave have these I I'm always I I've never had to

use it really but even if I did I feel like it's one of those things like you open your wallet and you kind of just like hope they see it I don't know if I would be like pow because I feel like cops would be like I don't fucking care yeah you're like give it to me like dude can I just enjoy my fucking blowjob or what

you want a line you want a bump but on a serious level I think it's supposed to be used if you get like pulled over for speeding but I don't know what the actual reason is I'm not going to be trafficking drugs like Grinnell. Hey, they bust through the door like blow. You're like, hey, whoa, slow down there.

I got my card. Here it is. This is my last shipment, but I got my card. How long are you guys in town for? Until Saturday. Witt's coming in tomorrow. Ryan Reeves is coming in. Nate Schmidt, who's a great hockey personality.

And yeah, we're going to talk to them. You guys are doing a Christmas party too, right? Yeah, Christmas party. I heard you're going on Call Her Daddy too. Is this true? Oh, fuck. That might get me in trouble. As I understood it, he was kind of like, yeah, we'll have to tone it down a little bit.

And Gav said, yeah, good luck with that one. They said that they found, or apparently someone told me that they found out about my foreskin. And I was like, whoa, are you guys just talking about my foresy when I'm not around? I can't even defend myself? They did talk about it on Barstool Radio yesterday. Yeah, like, what the hell, man? I know it's, but it's not an aesthetically pleasing dick

when it's soft, but no oneically pleasing dick when it's soft, but no one's seeing it when it's soft. That's what we said. Honestly, no dick soft is appealing. I've seen a few nice ones in the locker room. I'm like, damn, I wish I got that guy's dick. Because even if you got pantsed in public, a girl would be like, whoa. Jeez, that guy's...

If I got pants in public, people would be like, ah! Worse than the Seinfeld episode. I was in the pool. I was like, I fucking... I was born with a morphed dick. This thing is like... Look at that. I don't know what they're going to tone down. If this is what you're doing on this show,

you'll be fine on Call Me Daddy. Actually, PR from uh coyotes is probably calling me right now is this live yes yes i know nothing yet i'm coming on full time though if i get canned so all right listen you guys in town till saturday with the with the barcelona christmas party looming potential call me daddy appearance we're gonna get you motherfuckers on kfc radio it's gonna to be a week for spit and chippings. I love it. I love being around this office. So many positive vibes.

Does that sound corny? It doesn't sound corny. It sounds incorrect. Positive vibes here? When I'm around, I don't know. You bring the positivity. Otherwise, it's the most negative place on the planet. I come on full time. I'm just

fuck you and everyone all of a sudden. I feel like you left Canada, you come to New York, and right away you're almost fighting in the streets. I'm almost maced today. And then I'm hanging out with Sean Avery. I'm lucky I didn't get shot. I wore my bulletproof vest around. We had a couple guys come at us.

You almost got in a fight when we went to the bar last time you guys were here. What do you mean? Remember we went to that bar to play whatever. Oh, yeah. But there was that dude who was like chirping you because of I don't even know what. I took a phone call inside like a little opening to a building and the establishment wasn't even open

and he was just doing some repairs to one of the spots and he goes, no, you can't stand there and have that conversation like i'm like why i'm not blocking you when the place is closed yeah he was just being a fucking new yorker yeah he really was but but it was funny because i i remember saying because it was you guys were still jawing at each other and i was like my man you have picked the wrong fight you're barking up the wrong tree this guy will dummy you in a fucking yeah i would never i would never like but you could if you wanted to and that's the important part yeah well i was just like yo i'm like who am i bothering other than you just wanted to be an asshole yeah see that's

the thing you start it wears off on you you know you'll become if you you come in your full time and you start living in new york you'll be an asshole too i promise you all right well thanks for having me on yeah absolutely that was i mean we covered a lot of ground yeah we did that was that was a jam-packed 10 minutes. Thanks, buddy. We covered a lot of ground. I was going, what the fuck? I forgot we did.

We supposed to do it as a drug dealer. The best was, I didn't even know he was behind the glass, and all of a sudden you just hear him, wait, what are you saying about me now? Just a real quick drug dealer tale here. I was like, I think I know this song. We're working on finding the Richard Gere

Gerbil song. We also are enjoying ourselves here with a little layer cake, Cabernet Sauvignon. We're doing Bowls of Wine. There's a new episode of KFC Radio out today. And John introduced Bowls of Wine to the world. He goes on a vineyard trip every year with his new episode of KFC Radio out today. And John introduced bowls of wine

to the world. He goes on a vineyard trip every year with his friends, and one year there was no cups available. So they did bowls of wine for breakfast and now it becomes tradition. And we are now bringing it to we're bringing it off the vineyard to the rest of the world. So cheers

to everybody's bowl of wine. And we watched a Christmas movie. I mean, does that not sound delightful? Yeah, it's really fun. I mean, it's, it's, I mean, I feel like I've just been like living a lie my whole life, not having bowls of wine. I thought I knew everything. Typically it's a family stone we watch, but sometimes we do the Santa Claus.

It's, it's just, there's something extra cozy about the two hands. Is this the gerbil song? Burrow harder, burrow deeper. No. No. To get you out. I always thought that. How do you lure them out?

You just have a piece of cheese or something? Oh, no. How would you get a gerbil? How do you get a gerbil into your asshole? How do you get a gerbil out of your asshole? Ask Richard Gere. I was going to say, Richard, if you're listening, call up. Urban legend. Unbelievable.

Let's take a call here on Urban Legends. Cody, what do you got? What's up, guys? I got an urban legend. How about the one about Avril Lavigne being dead I'm sorry That's not a legend That's just a fact

And That is not a fact Try again She had a She was actually recently She was recently on Australian radio I think I believe she has a new album

Coming out or something like that And she was promoting that And They were kind of Asking her Like it must be so weird To have a An urban legend About you being dead And she's like yeah I And they were kind of asking her, like, it must be so weird to have an urban legend about you being dead. And she's like, yeah, I didn't get that. It was weird. And she gave the kind of answers that someone who's not Avril Lavigne would be given.

It was very, very suspicious the way she was answering all these questions. So where did that, when did that start? Like, after she put out all the. Yeah, I think it was a YouTube one. I fall deep into the conspiracy sometimes. Right around that time, I fell into as well. Katy Perry is JonBenét Ramsey. Yeah, that one.

What the fuck? I've never heard that one. Yeah, well, that one's just true also. Also true, yeah. That's very likely. Are they the same age? Yeah, it all lines up. I think so.

It all works out. Yikes. And their faces are the same. That's like a morbid one, but now I'm kind of interested. Yeah, you are. Of course you are. Damn. The whole JonBenet Ramsey thing is really fucked up because it's just become stupid,

silly, pop culture banter, and it was a horrific event. I was looking at Netflix last weekend, and they have a documentary about people who were trying out to play JonBenet ramsey have you seen this no and it's like a whole thing of like watching all these little girls which is creepy trying to pretend to be john benet ramsey and then they also have like the the parents like all the people trying out to be the parents i'm like this is fucked up like the i can watch documentaries on stuff like that i think it's interesting and obviously it's very sad but like now we're watching a documentary on people trying to play them

in a documentary. I'm out. Yeah, pageant, that whole pageant life is creepy enough to begin with and then you mix in a real light murder. And by the way,

listen, it's either Katy Perry or if you don't believe that it was the brother, you're just a fucking bonafide idiot. I don't know enough about it. I don't really either. Oh man, oh man.

When you watch the special on that, it's so the brother. Welcome back. Oh yeah, man. How you doing? special on that, it's so the brother. It's Friday, motherfuckers. Let's get it. It's Clancy, Casey, and Carabas. CCK in the afternoons here on Power 85. The Rocket is back fully.

First full episode back from Vegas. And we're all licking our wounds from the Christmas party. We all sound hard. You can hear it in everybody's voices. I was supposed to do a KFC radio with the Chicklets guys this morning. And Fights texted me. And he was like, don't even bother coming in until later. Because they physically can't speak. they had time and availability to do the

episode there was just there you would not be able to understand the words i mean whitney physically cannot speak like he cannot speak well those guys i mean they're savages to begin with and if you fly in for a christmas party you know for us it was a nice night out open bar everyone had a good time. But if I hopped on a plane and traveled, is he in Boston? Whitney, where does he live? I don't even know. I feel like he's always golfing in warm

weather. West coast, down south? Either way, when you pop on a plane or do some traveling to get to a party, you're going to get your money's worth. The other thing, too, is these people were coming up to me like, hey, nice to meet you, and introducing themselves. Hey, I'm from the L.A. office. And I was like, we got a fucking L.A. office?

What the fuck? And then someone else came up to me. I knew there was some people out there, but I didn't know I had an office. Yeah. And someone else came up to me like, hey, I'm so-and-so from the Chicago office. I was like, what the fuck is going on here? There was another party upstairs, too, like a different company. And I was getting really concerned because I don't know everybody that's downstairs.

I realized that like, I need to be better. There were people last night at our party that I had no idea who they were. But then when I was coming in, I see this whole line of people and I don't recognize one of them. And I'm like, holy shit, Casey, get your life together. You need to like-

No, I mean- But they were upstairs. It was a completely different party. But I was really- It was entirely possible that they possible it was yeah i was like oh my god i've never seen any of these human beings i used to think uh you know you were a dick for like if you didn't know people yeah you know and then i realized it's just it's especially here when it was like you really should know everybody because there's only 10 people there's only 20 people there's only 30 people well when that gets up people. There's only 30 people. Well, when that gets up to, like, 150, 60, almost, I feel like we're probably pushing, like, 100 on content, 100 on business.

Yeah. So at that point, and the thing is that people are showing up, like, five a week. You know what I mean? So it's like, I could keep up with a couple of you. But all of a sudden, once you get behind, too, like, it's a snowball effect. I'm like, all right, I'm not going to know anybody. And you realize it's just not realistic. We did our end of the year sort of like company meeting with Erica and Deirdre and Dave. And they showed the slides like, oh, these are all the people that we hired in the last year.

And it was like six slides. A lot of people. Just like names of the fucking people that they've hired in the last year. Yeah, I don't want to be rude. And Erica said in her meeting, you know, listen, a lot of people have been saying, we don't know. I don't know anybody anymore. Well, you got to correct that and you got to find them and meet them and know them. I mean, I probably just don't have to do that.

That's not. She did say at the Christmas party, she was like, you know, go introduce yourself to somebody that you don't know. And I was like, let's be honest, that's not happening at the Christmas party. It's just my least favorite thing to do is small talk. Small talk at a bar. I don't have a good bar hearing anymore. I'm drinking. I just want to have fun. I don't need to know your backstory. I love all the new

people. Don't get me wrong. I'll meet you in good time. You also said that when people see you out, it's almost like seeing Bigfoot. Yeah. I felt that last night. I mean, it's just been a while. I don't mind. I get that because it's just like I physically have not been out.

But the people who act as if I'm like a Mormon or something, like I don't party or I don't socialize. I was drinking at barstool parties when you were a twinkle in your father's eye. I mean, we used to get after it. I mean, life got in the way of that. But now drinking is a bottle or two of wine at night to

get through the day. I used to not drink for It's called alcoholism. I never used to drink out of necessity really, and that's definitely where I'm at now. Doesn't Fights call he's got a bottle of wine by his bed and he calls it sleep juice? Yep.

Sometimes it's just a remedy. It's for physical health. We did take tequila shots last night, though. We did. We did that. I was drinking a lot of vodka. Did you do the ice luge? No.

I don't fuck with that. First of all, everybody's mouth is all over the place. That's why I didn't do it. I don't like doing any of those things where we're sharing. In college, I was like all about it. And I looked at that last night. And again, going back to it's like my fault for not knowing everybody. But I'm seeing people that I have no idea who they are.

And they're like basically licking the ice and like the Grey Goose going through it. I was like, you know what? I'm going to pass. That's going to be a big pass. Yeah. I mean, you think about like in college when you used to play beer pong and it was ping pong balls on the floor. In garages.

And then shared cups. I remember one time. I still fuck with beer pong. There was like a hairball, basically. It was like a fur dust hairball. And it landed in the cup and I was just like, bottoms up. You're a badass if you drink it anyway. We used to play on an air hockey table.

And because the beer would seep through the holes, there was just mold all over the table. And so we would just play beer pong on a moldy ass fucking table in a moldy ass basement. And then the balls are going all over the place and next thing you know you're basically drinking mold. That explains a lot. Jinx. Jinx, yeah. First of all, why aren't we drinking again yet? That's the big

question. That'll be a good pick me up for all of us. Energy's low. Whenever we break, we're just gonna get drunk. That's fine. We need some alcohol. I told you guys earlier this week there was a very low chance that Spider actually came through with the Bloody Mary bar. And I'm here to announce there is no fucking Bloody Mary bar. I knew it was going to happen. Because I actually could really go for that specifically.

I don't want to be here right now. There's vodka in the freezer, and there's Bloody Mary mix in the refrigerator. Oh, so then we can make them at least. I've never had a Bloody Mary in my life. Oh, we have to remedy that. I want him to have, like his first one needs to be a really good one though. You can't, because like you know some of them are just subpar, but if you're a Bloody Mary person

you get what it is. What's in a Bloody Mary? Is there like tomato juice? No, yeah. But a whole lot more in it too, but if you don't like tomato juice then you won't like it. I used to be very anti, and then you know I started putting a lot of hot sauce in more in it too But if you don't like tomato juice Then you won't like it I used to be Very anti And then you know I started putting a lot of hot sauce in them

And then it just You don't It doesn't taste like tomato Lime I don't know if I'd like it You put a whole bunch of good shit in it We need one A lot of people were drinking last night

A lot of There was a couple Custom drinks on the On the menu There was a Saugus Rocket Oh yeah That was like a rum punch drink Oh yeah

That uh Did you drink those? I had. That was my first drink of the night, yeah. I had an All Right Frankie. I didn't have a... The All Right Frankie, both drinks were very summery. One was a rum punch.

The other one was a cucumber. Vodka. Vodka. It was a cucumber with melon. I don't know. But it's weird for December, right? It's weird for December. It was weird for December.

It's weird that out of all the Barstool personalities, Frankie and I were chosen. Well, they are good. I don't know what the reasoning behind it was, but they are good drink names. Like, I'll have an all right Frankie. Give me a Saugus Rocket. If you had one called, like, the KFC,

it doesn't sound good. You guys have, like, good... Yeah, that's a good point. What else would you... Those are the first two that would come to mind. Yeah. Like... There's nothing else. Frank the Tank?

Yeah, that would be good. There should have been a bomb. Frank the Tank bomb. I'm going to die tonight. Where was Frank? We should have had him. I would have loved to. Imagine if he busted through the door as the party was really cracking.

I'm going to die tonight. Yeah, same. There was a photo booth sort of thing. That was really cool. That then broadcast pictures onto the TVs. It broadcast pictures of Daniela all over. Dee was up there. She was testing it out to start things off,

and she did her own photo shoot. The lighting was fantastic. I don't blame her. There was a picture of me that went up. It wasn't pretty. It was an atrocity. And I don't mind the guy, like

whatever. He doesn't give a fuck and it's his job. KMarco Instagram. I was like, bro. He knew what he was doing though. Did he really? That's kind of fucked up. But he knew what he was doing because he showed it to me immediately and we had a nice little

laugh at your face. Because like as we were taking the picture. I mean, you know how I feel about this. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, Kevin. Like Nardini and Keith were like doing something funny. So I kind of had like a puzzled look and like a half a smirk. Oh, yeah.

Like I was reacting to them. It wasn't like I was just like doing that face. I think like the worst part is that you're just not looking at the camera. Keith and Erica look great. Yeah, the whole thing. John and Nardini had just looked at each other instead of the camera,

and I looked off at someone else like, what the fuck was that? And then, poof, the flash goes off. I was like, god damn it. And I knew it was going to gonna be bad but then it popped up and i was like this is unbelievably bad and then you know whatever if it circulates on the bar tv no big deal keith puts it on fucking instagram yeah no there was also other pictures of us to choose from you dumb son of a bitch you could also though that the good thing about that last night, like, unless you took a picture of the screen, it was gone.

You should have gone and grabbed the hard copy. I didn't know that I could even do that. I wasn't going to be... Keith looks great, though. That's the thing. He looked at himself. And I don't blame him. I do that all the time. You know, if someone... If I take a picture, I look at myself. I don't care about anybody else. But that was particularly harsh.

You know, he looks awesome. I wouldn't... I don't think I... Also, I look at myself. I don't care about anybody else. But that was particularly harsh. He looks awesome. I wouldn't – I don't think I – also, you could crop me. You could. No, no. You know, it's not like I'm stuck in the picture. This was a deliberate act. Do you think so? Yeah.

Did he say so? No, he didn't say so. No, I don't think he – But he was just so bad. No, I think he looked at how good he looked and posted. That's the normal human nature. But crop me. Yeah, he should – in fairness, he should have cropped you.

It's that bad. But, I mean, it makes the picture ten times better, in fairness, he should have cropped you. It's not bad. But I mean, it makes the picture ten times better. I mean, all the comments are about you. Yeah, of course. I mean, you would have thought that I was like blacked out. It was like a 3 a.m. picture or something. I was like, fine. I just have an ugly face.

I have a lot of pictures I found today that it makes it look like Erica and I are dating. Seriously. There was a lot of love in that room. I have five pictures sitting on my desk right that it makes it look like Erica and I are dating seriously. Like there was a lot of love in that room. There's five. I have five pictures sitting on my desk right now. There's some where she's like nuzzled into my chest. There's one where like looking at each other.

They said, Eric is in like Nate. No, Erica, you guys have some suggested photos as well. Oh yeah. We took a prom picture and I, my eyes were closed,

but it actually ended up looking really funny. He liked the behind the, yeah. Like my eyes were ended up being closed in it. And I was like, whatever woman I just, you know, closed, but it actually ended up looking really funny. Like the behind the. Yeah. Like my eyes ended up being closed in it. And I was like, whatever. You're a brave woman. I just, you know. But the photo booth was a big hit.

I almost didn't even get into the party. So. That is true. That was a wild scene. So, like, I get wanting to. All right. We have rules here. This is in Vietnam.

But Casey got denied because she turned 30 in october and didn't have the chance to renew her license so they're like do you have like a passport it's like no dude like if she had if she had her like 16 year old license and she had turned 21 you don't have the 21 yet i get that but it's like my license expired i'm fucking 30 i'm old as shit yeah well and i thought there were like certain perks when you turn 30 like they don't question but so it was weird because like i i've been going out in new york since i turned 30 and not once has anybody been like oh your id is expired because it's a texas license and i understand like i don't look like i'm 21 years old i understand that there are certain rules but i have an id that says how old i am

so i get obviously that happened they were like, but I have an ID that says how old I am. So I get, obviously that happened. They were like, where do you have a picture of your passport? I was like, who just has pictures of their passport? And then I realized like I should just get back in a cab and go back to my apartment because I,

where's your place roughly without telling people it was like 10 minutes from the bar, but it was in out of principle. I was like, this is fucking stupid. So then they pull up like the travel document. Spider has the travel documents. Spider has the travel documents from when we flew on the plane.

Obviously, my birth date's on there. Nope, that wasn't working. Daniela comes out. It's this whole scene. Didn't Dave text the owner or something? Like, let her in? And the guy said no? It was funny because everybody that was going in from the party,

obviously, word started spreading around inside that they weren't letting me in. So Daniela came out, and she was like, I'll go get somebody. Dave texted me and was like i'll go talk to the owner and he was like don't go anywhere yet and i was like okay so i'm waiting and then the owner comes out and is like i'm sorry you can't and i was like do you realize like this is our holiday party like our boss is now telling you to let me in and you're not in person it's like you brought like a crew no and he what he said was, is it's an NYPD rule. And he, he did the whole very like patronizing, like if there's anything else that we can do to make your night better, you let me know. And I was like, I want to fucking kill you right now.

How about, how about you jump off a fucking bridge? It was champagne problems. I realized that, but it was just kind of like the principle. It's like, what, what do you mean? Like large's wife was like, she can, she's got credit cards. She's got everything. Nothing worked. So that, at least I got in, though. At least I had a passport. I mean, what if I didn't have a passport? Like, I would have had to sneak in the back door like I was 18 years old trying to drink. The only thing I could think of is like if they just got pinched

like last week or something. Or like they knew the cop was watching at the moment. But Deirdre got in without an ID. She didn't even have an ID. So that was like, well, obviously there's a double standard here. But what was funny, Large was dressed up as Santa Claus. What would the double standard be? That they let some people in and let other people in a lot.

I guess. She didn't even have a picture of herself. They took a picture of her off the internet and put it next to the travel documents from spider. But then largest dress is Santa Claus, which by the way was electric. He comes up. Large dyed his beard and his eyebrows.

Isn't fantastic. That's committed. I asked him that as a joke. No, he committed. He's like, Oh no, look at my eyebrows.

Yup. Yeah. He was trying to get in when I, this whole debacle was going on. I don't know. What did he have in that box? Jared? Uh,

it was beers. He had a box. He had a case of beers and he was trying to bring in when i this whole debacle was going on i don't know what did he have in that box jared uh it was beers he had a box he had a case of beers and he was trying to bring them in and then they told him that he couldn't bring him in and he they're like you're gonna have to coat check that and he was like what i'm santa claus like i'm bringing this in for our company party and they're like no no you can't and he goes what is this vietnam yeah and i was like where are we right now like i mean that we're not trying to get in the fucking white house you can't bring a case of beer to the bar. It was wrapped up as a present, though. It was wrapped up as a present. You have to buy the beer from them.

We also did an advance. It was an open bar. Yeah, that's true. Do we know for sure it was a box of beer? It was wrapped up like a present. No, it was beer. Well, regardless. By the end of the night, he was handing out champagne. Imagine trying to shake down Santa before he walks into a holiday party.

Let him fucking live. Imagine shaking down Large. Yeah. Good luck with that one. I got in. It was a good time. Lots of alcohol. Who was the winner of the night?

I was trying to scope it out, and I had my eye on a few people being like... What I hoped was going to happen was merch. Brett, I would have loved. Imagine if he was just like blacked out. Yeah. Raging. There's certain people that I just think and everybody knows everybody has like their people in their office. Yeah.

Could you imagine if, you know, Jessica from accounting was just like hammered? I mean, there was one, but I'm not going to say it. There was one where I was like, if this actually happens, holy fuck. But it didn't. If what happens? I mean, there was a very unlikely duo

that was unfolding right in front of my very eyes. I was like, this cannot be happening. And I know that I'm like teasing the shit out of the audience. Like, fuck you, just say it. I won't say it. I can't. But that's the best part of holiday parties.

And I was watching it, hearing, like, the broadcast from the 1980 Olympic hockey game. It was quite the scene. There was a scene at the end of the night. I don't know. I wasn't there anymore, but I've heard about it, that there was some fireworks that went off. But again, it's like teasing the audience. At the end of the night, there was a scene.

I don't necessarily think we should talk about it on air, which I know is so shitty because we're doing a radio show to a national audience right now. I feel like some things, you know, it's like what happens. Some things have to stay in house. What happens at the Barstool party should stay at the Barstool party. Not all things. Not all things. Not all things.

There's some things that I'm sure that we could share. But when it comes to maybe a couple people getting comfy, then it's like that doesn't need to be out there. I'm not even talking about that. There was a different kind of scene at the end of the party. Okay. I mean, there were people who were just fucking hammered. There were people who were flirting.

Screaming. Screaming. There were people who were flirting. People, you know, screaming. There was a lot of, yeah, was there any like full-blown fights? No. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was me versus every girl there. Well, yeah. We'll get into that. No, there was an argument at the end of the night. It's so funny to me that

like, it doesn't matter what industry you're working. It doesn't matter what industry you work in. It doesn't matter what company you're working for, how old you are, what your standing is at the company, like people at Christmas parties, it's the most cliche thing. And yet it happens at every place every year.

I, I can't wrap my mind around being one of those people. No, like, like Clem was, was, Like Clem was stuck around. He came down from Winterfell, and he was like, did you get after last night? I didn't really get to see you much.

And I was like, me and you, let's go out. We'll go to dinner. We'll get a steak dinner. We'll watch a game. I'll catch up with you when you were not at a fucking company party under the microscope with bosses and management. Like to me, that's the time you should like play it safe.

And it's the time that people just go balls to the wall. Yeah. I don't know if it's the open bar or it was a holiday spirit. I don't know what it is, but people are willing to put it all on the line at this company where, you know, like we're going to do and that and we're protecting government names you're tuning in at four o'clock i don't think that's that's what happens on that program

so yeah no we we definitely but from a content standpoint we understand it more because like there is like the element of like you know that you could potentially end up being content at any point during the day let alone the business people are more afraid of becoming content, though? Oh, for sure. For sure. So the fireworks of the night, though, was the Saugus rocket versus every female in the office. So yesterday we proclaimed that the average length of sex is 5.4 minutes. Yeah, which is a fact.

And we were explaining to Casey, yeah, that's how it goes. And you hoes out here who think you're going to be getting 20 minutes of sex, you need to lower the fucking bar and change your expectations. I'd like to go on record. Because that's not real life. I'd like to go on record and say nobody said 20. The average we were talking about last night was like 10 to 15 you could get away with. All right, 15 plus 20, Casey.

Here's the thing, though. Here's the reason that it went wrong last night for Jared. Because I am fine with saying that sometimes sex is not going to last that long, 100%. In fact, I was saying if you had to choose between two minutes or 45, I'm going to choose two every single time. The problem was is that Jared said on radio yesterday, and verbatim, and it was what I told the girls throughout the

day, and then definitely at the Christmas party, was that if you hit six and a half minutes, and the girl has not gotten off yet, then there's a problem with her, and that the sex should be over. That is exactly what you said. Hold on. That's exactly what you said. Is that exactly what you said? That's not exactly what I said. I never said the girl has a problem. you said you said it no you said it's on her yeah you said it's her

problem you said it's her problem yeah so yeah so you said it's her problem not like a problem with her physically i'm saying it's now on her and you said and i quote i push the eject button yeah at six and a half minutes yeah i repeated that to every girl in the office throughout the day of course every girl just is laughing at the fact that that's like a statement. There was one girl who was not laughing. It's your arch nemesis, Fran. Fran was like livid with you. Everybody.

Everybody was like at one point she was like, fuck you, Jared. So at the Christmas party, it starts going. Jared is wearing a daddy gang, like a collar daddy gang. Sophia is literally trying to take it off of him. She was like you can't wear this. You physically cannot represent our brand

when you obviously have horrible sex taste. I wish we had a camera because the scene with the rocket holding court and like but also like

fighting him off with a stick like all the girls were surrounding him and they were coming at him and he was just like screaming back and it was like It was hilarious.

And at one point he was standing in the middle and it was like just like set the scene for people at home right now it was ria fran alex sophia me and ellie standing around jared telling him how dumb he is and he's not dumb though he starts pointing at us and he's like he's like, you have bad sex. You have bad sex. And I'm like, if anybody is going to hold on. He said, you get bad dick. Yeah. I would say you get weak ass dick. So here's the problem that I had with this. It's like, fine, the two of you can bully me into thinking you guys are right because it's two against one.

Just, again, naming those girls. Rhea Fran. Casey, it's not about numbers. It's about facts. But nobody is going to look at that group of girls. It could be one versus a million. We're speaking super fast. We look up the average length of sex in the United States of America.

That is not what we were yelling at you about. And it is less than six. That is not what we were yelling at you about. That is not what the problem was. The problem was that you said that if it hits six and a half minutes and the girl has not gotten off yet, that that's their problem. And every girl in this office is like, that is the most ridiculous take ever. And all the guys in the office are like, you know, that's kind of the fact.

Makes sense, yeah. Fights? I mean, we're all big boys and girls. Everybody's got to get to the finish line themselves. It's like I'm trying to side with you here to play a little devil's advocate, and I think I did that last night as well but yeah John speak the facts

speak the truth and I am not and I said this last night too and all the girls said it's not saying that that is impossible to happen obviously it is it can happen very quickly but the point is every single time for the record also I just do want people to understand

I do want people to understand. I do want people to understand. We are talking about the penis insertion. Yeah, so here's the... This all stems from me saying the fact that guys are supposed to make a girl orgasm with a pole that's stuck to the middle of their body is hard. Yeah. And so... It's not, though.

The whole... Oh, hang on. You don't know. How would you even know? to the middle of their body is hard. Yeah. And so the whole thing. Oh, hang on. You don't know. How would you even know? I'm furious now. Have you ever fucked someone with a dick? Are you fucking kidding me? It's not hard.

It's not easy. I guess what? Childbirth's a fucking piece of cake, too. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we're not comparing that. We're not comparing that. You're right.

You're right. But you know what? You're right. I wouldn't know how either one of those feel. You're correct. However, to sit and hold court like Jared tried to last night. Successfully did. You didn't.

I did. Casey, riddle me this, huh? Riddle me this. Oh, God. If it isn't that hard and it's so easy, then how come you guys aren't coming in under six minutes? Yeah. That's on you guys. Oh, well, you can't have both.

I want to get... Hold on. You're in charge of your own orgasm. Then I just don't need a dude. That's my thing. If a guy is in the mix, if a guy is in the mix, then do something about it. I can do it on my fucking own.

Then why can't you come in under six minutes? Orgasms are a choice, Casey. You can't. I'm not saying that you can't. And none of the girls in this office said that they can't. Wrong. Fran was, I think, it was either Fran or Rhea that said, if you've made a girl come within six minutes,

then they faked it every time. Oh, I don't agree with that. I was like, every girl that I've ever given an orgasm to in my life faked it, every single one. I don't agree with that. I was like, every girl that I've ever given an orgasm to in my life faked it, every single one. I don't agree with that statement. Probably like 80%. Yeah, but I mean, girls do fake orgasms a lot. But I don't agree with that statement.

Whoever said that to you is wrong. It was one of the two. However, the statement that if it hits a certain time with every single girl that you're just going to push the eject button was the problem. Well, yeah, because here's the agreement that I came to with Fran. Yeah, I don't have an eject button. Yeah, he said that at six and a half minutes, he's done.

He's like, oh, it's her problem. Look, I'll fuck it. Like, I'm about to fall off a ledge. I'll hang on as long as I can. But it's not going to be easy. I think that's what we meant by eject button. I think I'm over that. You might have.

You took eject as a metaphor for ejaculate. In my mind. I did not. Eject is more like I've given up hope that I'm going to get you off. Right. Which is the same thing. Like once you're at like six, six and a half minutes, it's like, all right, so you're a tough one. Do you agree with that, fights?

You can't. No, I played to the whistle. Exactly. Like that was the whole, like Jared tried to make this seem like last night that like I was going against everything he said. The only thing that I walked out and repeated was that statement. Eject means like. I've given up on trying to get you off. To me that means you're going to go to your finisher position.

It's like, all right, turn around, bend over. We're going to wrap this one up. There are some girls that are very, very easy to get off that you can get off in like three to four minutes. Yes. Multiple times. 100%. Yes. Multiple times. Yes. And then there are girls where it's like, there's a girl that I used to hook up with that has never had an orgasm from

sex in her life, which is, that is a thing that stinks for her, but it is a thing. But again, it was more of the fact that Jared was trying to prove all of the girls at once wrong at the Christmas party. That was what it's like.

Every single girl. You started this Casey. I was sitting there enjoying my Christmas party. And then what was... It's like every single girl... You started this, Casey. I know I did. I was sitting there enjoying my Christmas party and then you were like, do you know what Jared said today on the radio?

Like, you started it. That's actually... That's exactly what you sounded like. Yeah, I mean, Jared's such a fucking asshole, but like, he really is. Like, he really is. Casey lights the fire

that she's like, why is the building burning? No. You did this. No, I have said literally four times on this radio show that I went out and told every single girl. The reason it was brought up at the party was because Sophia looked over

and saw you were wearing the Daddy Gang sweatshirt and goes, oh my God, didn't he say that sex should only last like six minutes? He should take that off. That is why the conversation started last night. But I didn't say that either. But you kind of did. No, I didn't.

I did not say sex should only last six minutes. You said that if it gets to six and a half minutes and she hasn't had an orgasm, that you press the eject button. That doesn't. Roll the tape back. That is what I said. And that's what I said to Sophia. No, you didn't. Yes, I did.

Call him up. Have him come in. No, you didn't, Casey. I didn't say six minutes. It's over. I've given up hope that you're going to get off. Sometimes it's like stay perfectly still. Do this. Do that. Make sure it's over. It's like, I've given up hope that you're going to get off. Sometimes it's like, stay perfectly still, do this, do that, make sure it's all good.

At six minutes, you start to, like, you know, throw a couple quick ones in there, a couple long strokes, a couple whatever. You go beyond six minutes. You stop, like, trying to hold it back. You know what it is? It's like in, you know, it's like you're not playing by the rules anymore, really.

It's like now you're just, like, playing, like, pick up ball. Yeah, it's a bonus round. And the point was last night, I don't know if every girl was agreeing with it, but I know that a couple of us were saying, if sex isn't as long as six minutes, six and a half minutes, that's fine, but that there are times where it will go past that.

And for some reason, Jared just refuses to admit that all the girls, every single girl that I just named, has good sex. Because all you did was just fill them with false statements that I made. Yes, you did. You basically took your interpretations of what I said, and then you were like, Jared said this, Jared said that. No, I didn't say any of those things.

It was quite entertaining to watch, let me just say that. When I was like 15, we were in the hockey shower, and one of my friends who's clearly virgin was like, how long do you have sex for? And I was like 45 minutes seems to get me too. See that's not

yeah that's that's not that's not funny. Like you can have like a sexual experience that lasts for like I just named like how long the last

porn video I watched was. Yeah. Like between like foreplay and sex of course you can have like an experience that's like 45 minutes. That's not unusual, I don't think.

But the sex part is like 10 minutes. Inside, max. 10 minutes. But you said six and a half. God. That just sounds so long. I also don't think you girls are like, I want you to break out of stopwatch next time. Because I really don't think you understand how long 10 minutes is.

They're not appreciating that time. I was watching. I'm understand how long 10 minutes is. They're not appreciating that time. I was watching... I'm appreciating every minute of it. I think that you think you're probably fucking for like 20 minutes and I bet you it's really not. I actually... No. Because I've done a study. Done a case study by myself.

Like, okay, let's see how long this is. There's no doubt that it can last two to three minutes. There's also no doubt to me that it can be 15. It just depends. But the fact that there's like a hard time where guys claim that they just stop trying, like that feels like to me,

that's again, that's a you problem. I mean, giving up is... I mean, but that's this whole thing. It's like, that's, you said you... So you didn't, so the eject button thing, you said that I took that as like you were done with sex. You said you stopped trying. No, I didn't say that either.

I said that's what... You literally just said you stopped trying. No, I didn't say that either. You literally just said you stopped trying. Casey, for once, stop interrupting me when I'm trying to explain to you something that you clearly misinterpreted. I didn't say that I stop. I didn't say that I give up. I said that in my head, once it gets to six, six

and a half minutes, this girl's probably not going to get off because she's very difficult to get off. If you can't get off in that window, then she's difficult to get off. This goal can't get off in that window, then she's difficult to get off. This goalpost keeps moving. No, it doesn't. You just don't fucking understand what I'm saying. I literally have been saying the same fucking thing. Why are you so triggered right now?

Because all you do is take what I say and then you just fucking regurgitate something completely different from what I actually said. Sounds like a guy who stinks at sex. Which was what every girl said. Every single girl said that last night.

The funniest part before we had to break, the funniest part was Jared on the one side of the argument being like, I'm only going to last five minutes

to going, you get bad dick and you get bad dick and I'm the guy I'll give you five minutes. I didn't say that either. But I did say that if these girls are like,

yeah, I'm going 20 minutes without an orgasm, it's like, yeah, you're doing things with sex. Who said that? All of the girls that were there. That is absolutely false. Okay. I didn't.

I was a girl there. Definitely didn't say that. We will get into, well, I'm sure there will be plenty of calls on this. We'll talk about Christmas party experiences, and we'll get through the rest of the topics. It's Clancy and the Rockets here in the afternoon on Parody5. I've been around for a long, long time. Yeah.

I remember you when you drank my wine. Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? I think you gave me one more chance. I can't breathe This was along with Britney Spears You Drive Me Crazy This was the other song I downloaded first ever on Napster. Because this is technically the remix. It's a good one. So I had the album, but I had the original version, not this one.

So that was a big moment. I had access to the remix. It's Clancy, Carabas, and Casey here on CCK. Kevin, you talk about holiday parties. What do you got? Hey, what's happening, guys? So on the morning show this morning, Large did talk about the two people that

had to get put into a car by little Nate. So, I mean, do you guys want to touch on that? Was Large dropping government names? Yep. He did. I think their podcast, I think, is leading the company right now.

Well, it definitely wasn't Big Cat and PFT. No, I was going to say, that is actually Big Cat. It definitely wasn't, pardon my tongue. Imagine if Dan and PFT were so smashed they had to put him in a car. No, I think the Daddy Girls, they let it rip. They let it rip. It was very on brand. Those were the fireworks that I was talking about, yes.

The way it was described to me, because at this point I was gone, was I think some people were concerned, and it was like, we've got to get them home, call a car, who's going to get in there? And at one point Alex was like, we got to get them home, like call a car. Who's going to get in there? And at one point, Alex was like, this happens every weekend. Yeah. Like some people party hard. And I don't know exactly what Large said, but from what I understand, there was a lot more to the story. And it wasn't like it wasn't like Alex and Sophia.

They may have had like a like an issue between themselves last night because that's what it ended up with. One of them leaving and one of them not. Oh. Yeah. Dissension. Oh, damn. So... But again, of all the things that could happen,

two girls getting into maybe a drunk fight, that's not crazy at all. That happens all the time. All the time. Deke, there better be some fucking context here. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, please. Some context here, please. Deke never hits Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, please. Some context here, please.

Deke never hits you with context, Casey. Yeah, but if I'm talking about girls fighting at the barstool party, like, there better be some context. Are you kidding me?

That's when Deke is, like, seeing all sorts of retweets. But Deke's also on our side, though. Like, he doesn't want, like, Deadspin to, like, pick up something that he's done out of context because then we all hate Deke.

Right. No, yeah, that's for sure. I'm team Deke for life. Alright, we're back. I got a little pick-me-up here, at least for the people in the studio. I can't promise that this is going to be exactly the best radio, but... But we're hungover on Friday. Yeah. Ball and Cut League has taken over the office.

If you've been watching on stool scenes and social media and listening to me babble this uh this little wooden cup with a ball and a string has just captivated the office and stolen our hearts and uh i now have the uh commissioner of the ball and cup league hello trent ryan here very official with the obviously on radio you can't see it but i got the the nameplate. He has a literal nameplate that says Commissioner Trent Ryan, and we have our own logo. It looks like the NBA logo with the ball and cup. Who's your secret Santa? Maria.

Shout out to Jeff Hilo for the logo, by the way. What a great gift. When I moved to New York, my Aunt Pat sent that ball and cup with me because for Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve, we spend it at Aunt Pat's every single year, and we have a ball and cup, and we play it all night long. So she said, I want to send a little piece of Iowa to New York with me. And I brought ball and cup to the office and it has caught on like wildfire.

But I mean, so it's been here a couple of years and it only really popped recently. Well, so I always had it kind of by my desk and people would come over and do it every once in a while, but it kind of got annoying when by my desk and people would come over and do it every once in a while, but it kind of got annoying when they would stand there and just keep trying to do it. So I made up the one a day rule. So they would have to do it and then walk away and that's it. One flip every single day.

Trent has a spreadsheet where he's keeping track of everyone's performance. Yes. There are punishments that have been levied currently as we speak at the moment, Hank Henry Lockwood has, he's suspended. He is suspended indefinitely. You yourself caught a suspension there for a while. I was suspended for two fucking weeks.

Wait, why was Hank suspended? Yeah, what'd Hank do? Because I get videos. So when I leave, I leave this place, and I think people are going to honor the ball and cup, and they're not going to play it when I'm not here. They're not going to practice. They're only going to do it when I can witness.

But I have been getting videos and pictures of Henry Lockwood after hours doing ball and cup without my supervision. And he does it, and he does it, and then he... He threw the piece of equipment down. Listen, as a character witness, this is why I was here with Maria, who also backed me up. Casey was also here. Ken Jack was also here.

What we witnessed is one of the most abhorrent activities I've seen in this office. Hank had no respect. None. He did it about 20 times in a row. When we said, we're like, don't disrespect Ball and Copley, he's like, I don't give a fuck, all this stuff. Yeah, it was the brazen disrespect. It was like I came in the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

We were the only ones here. And I sent a video to Trent being like, ha ha, look at this. And I banged out like six out of ten. But I feel like Hank's, his transgression was worse than mine. It was. But yours was. It was hateful and it was disrespectful. To quote your video that you sent me the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, you said, fuck you, Trent.

And then proceeded to do the ball and cup 10 to 11 times right in my face. That's pretty disrespectful. That's probably almost worse than Hank if you think about it. No. Because Hank didn't send the video to Trent for the disparity. That's that motherfucker Ken Jack talking, who is so against me. Ken Jack is as guilty as it gets as it pertains to the ball and cup week. I want KFC to win.

I want you to get five today. He keeps saying that in the most patronizing tone ever. First of all, I don't know why he's touching it like that. Who gets to do that? Like fondle the thing you're fucking with the string and shit? Who gets to do that to me? Shut up. Trent, I will tell you, YP that night that Hank was doing that,

I didn't even realize that it was as big of a deal as it is. YP had your back 100% because I wanted to try again. He was like, if you try again, it's completely... It's the people like that that hold up the integrity of Ball and Cup that I really want to participate and do it. I know that Kevin caught a suspension. I believe it was about a two-week suspension. Not only me, my entire team.

All of KFC Radio was banned. You're saying the video of Wednesday You did it in the office too And we're like Did it a bunch of times We're like I don't give a fuck You had double transgression I don't remember that And also

That sounds like He was saying conjecture I know you're gonna You know suck your dick But oh on foreign road Dude You're like Barry Bonds right now You're like

All these records are tainted You're an asterisk He should never been unsuspended I think there should be a higher Zero tolerance policy They poked the bear They poked the bear. They poked the bear. They awoke a sleeping giant.

I like to partake. It's a fun little game. And then they decided to suspend me. They took away my ball and cup privileges. And I came back like a motherfucking force. Just for the record, Kevin is going for five. No one has ever hit five. No one has ever hit five. No one's ever hit four except Kevin.

I thought Ken Jack hit four. No. Today was my attempt to go four. I'm not telling you because I don't want you to get in your head about anything. I want you to get this five. Kevin's not lying about the Awaken a Sleeping Giant either because before he got suspended, he was 0-2 on Ball and Cup. He was suspended for two weeks,

and then since he's come back, he is 6-4 his last seven. Woo! Wow. So, I mean, it's almost like during his suspension, he had the opportunity to maybe do some things. Yeah, because he got to try it 100 times. Those days that you were suspended should count as lost days on your record.

That's a fact. You can scramble. You know what this is like? You can say whatever you want. It's like when someone says you vacated championship. It's like, guess what? We still fucking won the championship, bro. You can do all you want with all your semantics about the league and the suspension.

All I know is I stepped up after my suspension. Every single time I flip this fucking ball, it lands in the guy's hand. I have a question because I'm on both sides here. Kevin's my co-host. Trent, you're one of my best friends in the office. I respect the league probably more than anybody. Did Kevin have to write a letter of apology

to get unsuspended? No. So when this was all coming together when he was suspended and when I was thinking about unsuspending him, it was still sort of a startup league. We didn't totally know what was in place in terms of coming back from a suspension. So no. Out of the goodness of my heart as the commissioner, because I root for everybody in the game.

I want everybody to do well. I want things to catch on. So, I welcomed him back in. He literally says, just yesterday he said, I root for everybody except for you, Kevin. So, I don't want to hear that. In the heat of the moment, when you were gloating about your fourth in a row,

I just couldn't help myself and I had to be mad about it. But, say for instance, Henry Lockwood. He's got to come back. He will have to show that he is sorry for what he's done. Right. And that will probably become in the form of a written letter to the commissioner. And to be honest,

I maybe did not write a letter, but I am now so invested in ball and cup league that I respect the game. And I respect the sport. I have been, I have been squeaky clean since my, my Kevin, you're, you're all about you.

You respect the league now that you're doing good. You don't care about it when you incident. Kevin, you're all about you. You respect the league now that you're doing good. You didn't care about it when you sucked. Yeah, no fucking kidding. And we have the conversation where it does sort of, we have a Conor McGregor, Dana White sort of relationship. Exactly. Because I, he's so good for the sport right now that

it's like, I need him in the mix. Dana White said that dealing with Conor is not that hard. Apparently you are harder to deal with. He said yesterday on our radio show that the only thing that Conor needs to do need him in the mix. To be fair, Dana White said that dealing with Conor is not that hard. Apparently, you are harder to deal with. He said yesterday on our radio show that the only thing that Conor needs to do is show up and try. Kevin seems like a pain in the ass. Since the incident, what have I done to the detriment of the Ball and Cup League? You've been an upstanding member of the Ball and Cup League.

I will say that. I am almost like, this is borderline McGuire and Sosa saving baseball in 94, 95. I also think what you did was actually more disrespectful than what Hank did because what Hank did was for himself. He was just doing it because he wanted it for him. Sending the video to Trent is so disrespectful. I want to say this. If you did that now, you'd be suspended for months.

If you did what you did now. How about you stop speaking for the commissioner? No, no, no, no. I'm not. Trent, are you going to let this guy? I'm not saying I speaking for the commissioner? No, no, no. Damn. Trent, are you going to let this guy? Damn. I'm not saying I'm not the commissioner. In my opinion, as a person who's never cheated

and just been completely an honorable Ball and Cup League player, I'm out there trying my ass off. Listen, if you did that now, you'd be gone. Trent, the only person I... This is the beauty of Ball and Cup League. We've got all these personalities, everybody who's good or bad at it. This is fine. There's only two people who matter in the Ball and Cup League right now. The We've got all these personalities. Everybody's who's good or bad at it. This is fine. There's only two people who matter in the ball and cup league right now.

The commissioner and who's on top. That's it. Those are the only two voices I want to hear. What I would say to the people who are coming at Kevin's neck, just get better or be better at ball and cup, and you guys can get the shine that he's getting right now. I have a question because you only keep track of active streaks. Shouldn't we be keeping track of percentages?

No, he's got everything. You have percentages now? Oh, yeah. When did you start keeping track of percentages? We've had it the whole time. So when I first started it, I was keeping very weird notes. There was just a running list of my notes. But now I gave all the raw data to Jeff D'Lo, who is a magician with Excel,

and he put it all in there. So every time that anyone has ever done it in the history of ball and cup, we have the percentages. Perfect. I'm glad to know that. I think it's number one. Rudy has, like, shooting 75%. Rude Boy is –

No, K. Marco. What am I at? Well, K. Marco, I don't think he has the plate appearances. No, yeah, he doesn't. You have to have a certain number of – Oh. You have to have a certain number of attempts to get there, and K. Marco doesn't have it.

Ken Jack is 50%. Rudy's 50%. So those are the two top guys in terms of percentage. I'm 50%, but I don't think I qualify yet. Jared is 50%. I'm 0%. Am I even on the list? Have you ever participated?

Yeah, twice. Then, yeah, you're on the list. One time I did it late night, but I did it the other day, and YP was like, that is the worst form I've ever seen. The moment we had yesterday, two days ago, with Biz Nasty and Ryan Whitney was, that was the most electric, like, sporting competition I've ever seen.

I mean, it was, we had $5,000 on the line for ball and cup swings. So I have to ask the commissioner, how do you feel about players within the league making side bets on taking shots? Is that allowed? Heavily encouraged. Heavily encouraged.

I feel like if you're betting on baseball and your manager, like ask Pete Rose, is not allowed in the Hall of Fame. Oh, wait. We're not going to model ourselves after Major League Baseball. I don't think that's the way to go. If there are side bets going on, I think that's free reign. They can do whatever they want. It brings more attention to the product. Yeah.

I'll just say this. If I ever catch wind that someone's throwing games, throwing flips just for money, that's going to be a problem. That'll be a problem. You want to bet on yourself to win, Pete Rostyle? That's fine. Yeah. I don't want anyone throwing flips. Oh, what are you going to do if you catch somebody doing some illegal

ball and cup game? You're the poster child for illegal things. You're the first one. You better be. It sounds like our friend YP doesn't believe in second chances, which is unfortunate. You know what it really sounds like? It sounds like YP is a bitter, jealous little boy. Listen, I had three in a row earlier this week. Barely, barely.

Millimeters away, missed four. Kevin gets four. He acts like he's the greatest of all time. Get off. It's just making me sick. In fairness, Kevin is the greatest of all time. I was going to say. Nuts! Anyone, get off. It's just making me sick. In fairness, Kevin is the greatest of all time right now. I was going to say. Not. Anyone can get hot.

By the metrics that we wrote. He's the only one who has. He's the only one who's been this hot. I was like, well, anybody could hit 62 home runs. By the metrics that we currently have, Kevin Clancy is the greatest of all time at ball in a couple of weeks. Kevin Clancy.

You ever heard of a guy by the name of Jonathan Chichu? Who the fuck is that? Yeah. He scored like 50 goals with the Sharks. Never heard from him again. That's who you are. I guarantee you, after you get this streak, after it ends today, is it on this radio show you're doing it?

Yeah. It will end today, and you'll probably never get over three again. I promise you that. What do you think is more impressive? So I've hit three. I said I was the first one with the plate appearances to get three in a row, and I've also gotten three in a row, I think, now three separate times, which is more than anyone else.

Ken Jack is better than Kevin. That's an interesting counterpoint. The narrative has to start to be. But I think if Kevin hits five today, he stands alone. Ken Jack is very desperate to have his name in the hall to the point that he's been writing anonymous notes to me. No, here's the thing. Kevin has the single season record right now.

Ken Jack has, like, the career record. Like, Ken Jack is the career better thing. Kevin has the single season record right now. Ken Jack has like the career record. Ken Jack is the career better player. Kevin is single record. I mean, I'm also, I mean, he's been in the league longer. Is Ken Jack shooting 50? Ken Jack's been in the league longer and had more played appearances because I was unfairly and ridiculously suspended for an egregious amount

of time. Yes. I mean, you said fuck you to the commissioner. A two week suspension and my entire team was a bit much. And no pay. Yes. I mean, you said fuck you to the commissioner. A two-week suspension and my entire team was a bit much. And no pay. Yeah. Yeah. So, let's go for five now. His paycheck's over right in my pocket during those couple weeks. Should me, Jared, do you want to do it? We should do it and then let you go for five as the finale.

Well, I'm on a straight. If I hit this one, I have two straight. You want to go first? Yeah. Like, let Kevin be the finale. I, uh, that's... I'm not thrilled with today's team. People don't understand it. Like, you laugh. Like, oh, you have two straight. That's nothing thrilled with today's game. You laugh. Oh, you have two straight. That's nothing. Getting one is hard. That's what I'm saying. Getting one is hard

and then doing it back-to-back days is extremely difficult. And three was the previous record. And also, I want to say this too about Kevin's streak. It's all in the same week. Do you know how hard it is to come back after a weekend? That's when the real player's consistency The hitting streak, it keeps happening game after game. Oh, no, no.

I'm not happy about today being a big day, though. I mean, between the hangovers, the tiredness, and I'll be honest, I'm not wearing my Tommy Johns today, and I'm a little uncomfortable. And you got to have, like, everything in order. So, Jared, a little swing. Flips it up. Oh, rattles off the rim. It was not bad. Flips it up. Rattles off the rim. It was not bad.

It was good form. I actually thought he had it, and it did not translate. All right, Casey. Casey Smith. Here we go. In the black on black. Don't hit the cups. She's doing a couple pregame swings.

Flips it up. No. All right. Damn. For five, we go. All right. This is the moment. Kevin Clancy is now standing in the radio room, going for five in a row.

Never been done in the Ball and Cup League. It would be quite a moment. He's got four in a row right now. He's the villain of this league. Soak it up, Kevin. Soak it up, Kevin. For a few more seconds, buddy. Swinging it.

Swinging it. Up. He got it. Folks He's swinging it. He's swinging it. Up. He got it! Folks, he got it! We have just witnessed history in this radio room. Five in a row! I'd like to dedicate that flip right there to Ben Friedman,

Young Patriots. You're an asterisk. That's all you are. You're a complete asterisk. And I hope you sleep well at night with that giant asterisk. Congratulations. There ever will be. I might never miss again. Commissioner Trent Ryan, outstanding effort. I really appreciate it.

Big time players make big time plays. That's just how it goes. Kevin, congratulations. I mean, Ken Jack, everyone else in this room congratulated me. YP ran out like a punk bitch, and Ken Jack is just silent. I'm really happy for you. I just viewed it on the video. I have it all on camera.

Did you hit four? No, I didn't hit four. So at this point, the closest was Jared at two, I believe. So again, much like Barry Bonds in the 400-400 and then 500-500 club, I'm just blazing trails here. Yeah, no, wow. That was a moment. I'm really glad I got to witness history.

By the way, Frankie just plopped in these, just walked in and sat down, just Popeye's biscuits, and just walked out. Oh, perfect. Buttery biscuits is exactly what you need during a hangover to soak up all the fucking booze. Unless your mouth is super dry because you're dehydrated. Or you're trying to do a radio show.

Yeah. Thank you, Trent. Thank you. I mean, yeah. I really appreciate everyone out there who supports me and to all the haters suck a dick aka yp what an athlete immediately stuffs i mean that's that's just the ball and cup life bro kevin if you start losing weight maybe you're gonna get worse at ball and cup i'll tell you what that happens i'll start packing them back on I'm not doing anything to jeopardize my ball and cup run. I'll tell you what the secret is. Well, it's pretty obvious how I do it very differently from you guys.

I get low with it. I drop down and get my eagle on. Because then you just have more time. The ball is falling more. I need to stick my ass out further. You do. I saw what your strategy was, Kevin, and I'll be honest with you,

I'm going to copy it because it's what it was. You should. You absolutely should. Also, you've got to study the equipment, the ball, the cup. There's some intricacies to the cup that you've got to pay attention to. So, the Ball and Cup League is a force in the office right now.

I want to get some of our sponsors perhaps involved. Wow. I'd love to maybe talk to some of the, maybe FanDuel or maybe some of these online bookies would like to get involved. I would like the Barstool Sports Advisors to be making some side bets. Yeah. I believe we may even perhaps sell a ball and cup. We probably should.

Yeah. A Barstool branded ball and cup. I'm talking about uniforms. Trent is a world class commissioner. I encourage everyone to get on the ball and cup movement. We got about. How do you feel right now? I feel great.

Do you feel as tired as you were before? No, that's what I mean. That was a shot of energy. That was a shot of adrenaline right there. Do you think that now that you've hit five, you have nothing left to prove? Or are you just going to keep going? No, you got to keep going. Jared, the people said that to me about four.

They said, hey, you've already accomplished all that you can accomplish here in ball and cup. No one's ever done what you've done. How do you get up in the morning and stay motivated? I do it for my kids, Jared. Yeah. Ken Jack said he missed today, right? Mm-hmm.

So no one's even close to you. I am. I'm actually interested, though, to see if YP's theory of the weekend plays into factor. Like, if you miss on Monday, that, I mean, he might have a point. Now what? What does that mean? He had a point. Why?

I mean, I don't think he has a point now. He doesn't. He doesn't have a point. He's an idiot. I mean, we'll see on Monday. He's a hateful, spiteful little Team Portnoy idiot. YP was big mad when you hit that one. Oh, yeah.

He was so mad. I don't think I've gotten as much satisfaction out of anything as much as I did right then and there. When I knew that that little fucking weasel, it was a kill shot to the back of his fucking head. He was very angry. I mean, he has been. So somebody also wrote this anonymous note, and we still don't know who did it. It was Ken Jack. It had to be Ken Jack.

I told you yesterday. But bottom line, I got YP saying it to my face. I got haters doing it anonymously. I got Ken Jack with the backhanded patronizing bullshit. There are plenty of haters, and I just try to block them out and flip that fucking ball. I mean, do you feel like A-Rod a little bit? I mean, like you were suspended for an extended period of time. The league, it feels like, is out to get you.

You got people, the fans have been rooting against you because some of the things that have gone on within the league. Who would you say that your comp is? I think A-Rod is a great comparison. I think anybody who's had a redemption story, this has been a big year of redemption for me, Jared. I've had a lot of ups, mostly downs, and I am here to just live my best life. And like I said, do it for my kids.

You're on the up and up right now. I do it for the kids, I do it for the fans, and anyone who wants to stand in my way, they can suck my dick. I don't need that negative energy in my life. And like I said, do it for my kids. You're on the up and up right now. I do it for the kids. I do it for the fans. And anyone who wants to stand in my way, they can suck my dick. I don't need that negative energy in my life. All I want to do is... Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, and you're boom, boom. What he said. What he said. The fuck was that?

All I want to do is zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, and I boom, boom. Just shake your rump. Just flip the cup. See? So anybody out there who maybe is down on their luck right now, maybe things aren't going so great in life, maybe you can't get that ball in the cup and it feels impossible. But I'll tell you what, when I was suspended, I didn't think I was ever going to flip that ball again.

I didn't think I was ever going to land a single ball in a single cup. And here I am today, a five-time champion, five days in a row. To quote Kevin Garnett, anything is possible. It's true. I saw it. I watched it. If anything is possible, go into the weekend knowing you can give a girl an orgasm after six and a half minutes. Before six and a half minutes.

You put that ball in that cup. Yeah. You put your balls in her cup. Oh, yeah. You do it in a half minutes. Before six and a half minutes. You put that ball in that cup. Yeah. You put your balls in her cup. Oh, yeah. You do it in under six minutes. That's what I want. I want everyone to go have yourselves a good weekend and have yourselves some six-minute sex. I'll give you that extra 30 seconds.

Have some six and a half minute sex where you put the pressure on and she the pressure on, and you get the job done. You put your balls in that cup. Over and over. Five times in a row, perhaps. Do you feel like you've changed, man? Do you think that your suspension changed your... Oh, I mean, you learn a lot about yourself when you hit rock bottom, and you realize what's important in life.

You realize how to live and what to do and how to be a role model. Yeah. It really, like I said, it's all about the kids. Those same kids that you don't want smelling alcohol in your breath. Yeah. Well, I don't ever want them thinking about me as a cheater. I am living my life just the best I can. Yeah.

And that's all I can do, Jared. You know what you should do? I just let my play do the talking now. It would be tough to get it. You should probably try and get a screen cap from you getting that fifth one. Print those out on some glossy 8x10s.

Maybe hang them up where almost like a Notre Dame, you hit it like a champion today. Every time I walk into the studio, I hit that fifth one. Yeah, you probably should. I'm going to eat some Popeyes while I do it. Yeah. I really want to thank Trent Ryan.

Great commissioner. Great commissioner. I want to not thank Young Page Juice. I hate him. I hope all the bad things in life happen to him. And only him. And only him. That's it for me.

That's it for Casey and Jared. The most hungover show we've ever done. I'll tell you what, though. I'm feeling alive right now. You got your slinky. I got my ball and cup. Jared most hungover show we've ever done. I'll tell you what, though. I'm feeling alive right now. You got your slinky. I got my ball and cup. Jared's got his beanie. We all might die tonight.

I'd be okay with it if I died tonight. We'll be back on Monday. I'll be going for six. And I'm sure we'll still be talking about six-minute orgasms. Because that's just what we do here. It's Clancy and the Rockets signing off for the week. You stay hot. I'm going to die tonight.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to die tonight.