KFC Radio - Bill Belichick Gets Flamed For Dating a 23 Year Old - Full Episode

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. You don't think that? What? You said you never felt that way? No. No. No. no alright

it's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network I I maybe took my biggest L of all time the other day

what was that? That's obviously saying a lot. Got many, many L's to my resume. Well, you got a college basketball team to root for now. That's good. I got a great college basketball team to root for now. Have you seen? What's that?

Well, the Nova Knicks. Oh, the Nova Knicks. Yeah. I mean, that clip of Stephen A. Smith going, Villanova doesn't have one NBA prospect on their team. Dude, that team, we'll talk about Miami in a second, but that team is going to be a very good team. But more importantly, that might actually, truly, genuinely be

the team with the most chemistry in the history of sports. And it might be, like, obviously you have to win. Nothing else matters. But if they are good and they're winning, might be one of the most fun teams to ever root for. The fact that there's four dudes who are all, like, best friends, who won in college, and now somehow, someway, find their way onto a professional team together

and it happens to be the Knicks. Are all four starters? Yes. Oh, no. Well, no, Dante DiVincenzo is like an off-the-bench sniper. But Josh Hart and Jalen Brunson have a podcast together and they were saying that Mikael Bridges is like the Squidward meme when he's looking through the window and they're playing.

And like a week later, he's on the team. I mean, Mikael Bridges was like, I want to be on the Knicks. And it was like, you're on the Knicks. The NBA is crazy like that. You just pick, tell your agent, they go out there and flex the leverage, and it just like happens. It's crazy. And they all like, obviously, like you said, the chemistry. But like Julius Randle and Josh Hart and DiVincenzo all just seem like clowns and, like, goofballs.

Yeah. But, like, you can tell by just the podcast that Mikael Bridges is the leader of, like, the goofballs. Yeah, he's, like, the squad. He's the one. He's making the plans. He's making the jokes. And now you just got the leader. Yeah.

You know, people are making the Infinity Stone jokes. But it certainly feels that way. I feel like we almost need, like, Jay Wright to be, like coach or something yeah had tibbs bringing jay right and just finished this whole fucking thing off so uh it'll be very very fun to root for this clip right here is so funny i saw this morning like julius randall when the nova boys start reminiscing is just trying to get I mean, it truly is one of the craziest things that's happened in sports where it's like, that's the sort of shit you joke about with your buddies. And it was already crazy enough that it was three of them, and then they added a fourth who's, like you said, maybe the leader of the bunch.

I mean, it surpassed seemingly. I think it was super underreported or under-talked about. Maybe I'm not in the right circles, but that two childhood friends just won the championship, and that's two versus four. Right. But the fact that Kachuk and Jason Tatum are both the leaders of their team, not just both on the team, but the leaders of their team,

that's fucking insane. Well, I also think, I mean, how long do they got they knew each other like childhood like child by a back yeah that's like they're on like that's really say middle school bus together it looks like there's like one picture of them on a bus but there's like they they used to be like working group projects together like that's now kachuk's a little different in the sense that his dad was an nhL player, too. So it's kind of not as much a surprise. Right.

But it's still crazy. Imagine just being like, yeah, like that is the shit. You sit on the bus and you're like, man, maybe one day maybe we'll be professional athletes, man. Everybody does that. And these fucking guys did it. And that's wild. What a weird pairing too though yeah yeah that actually makes perfect sense for jason tatum though yeah i don't know you know i would i don't

know what jason tatum's upbringing was like i mean i imagine again kachuk's dad was a fantastic i don't know if he's a hall of famer but a really really good hockey player uh so i imagine he went to a good school yeah yeah i'm sure is is keith kachuk a hockey player? I'm sure Jason Tannen wanted to be a hockey player. Seems to fit him better. So this fucking, this was, you know how like all of our, at Barstool, all of like your wins and losses are not actually like you. It's like the teams you root for. Like it's not, it It has nothing to do with

you, actually. Keith Kachuk is one of only four players who have scored 500 goals and are not in the Hall of Fame. Who else? There are 47 NHL players who have scored 500 goals. Kachuk is one of four who did not make the Hall of Fame. Who was the other four? Other three? I do not know that.

That is crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. That seems like it should be automatic. So I was saying, you know how a win or a loss at Barstool is never anything you actually do. It's what your teams do or what your favorite music artist does or whatever. That was a really funny thing being in Chicago after the Celtics won. The next day in the office, people kept telling me congratulations and i was like what are you talking like the first three times i was like for what and i kept thinking there's no way they're all saying congratulations yeah although i will say i mean the the the parade recap that i got from dave on the rundown it's

like they're a part of the team yeah yeah but that's them that i got yeah yes i didn't even know they were talking about the celtics that we talk about that quote from Missoula to Dave? Missoula seems like... Dave said to Missoula, like, Missoula was like, come on my duck boat. Come to my after party. And Dave was like, oh, wow. I didn't even know. Like, you knew who I was.

Like, we've never talked. You never replied to anything, DM'd. And he said, I hadn't earned the right to talk to you which is insane i was like what the fuck does that mean but like he's a 35 year old from an island so he grew up and he probably felt like i need to i need to win a banner where I can talk to Dave. He's also a fucking madness. Dude, it's madness. It's like, what planet are we on? You're going to the Boston Celtics and you just won a championship.

And the biggest thing of the day is that you get to talk to Dave. It's insanity. But he also seems like a very unique guy. Gaz quote tweeted something yesterday and said that Missoula was talking to him and was asking about Barstool and trying to figure out whatever. And Gaz was like, yeah, you should talk to Dave about it.

It's a great story. And Missoula replied, yeah, but your story is different than Dave's. And I was like, that's the coolest guy alive. That's a really cool, interesting, that's the fucking man. He also said he he um he studied

dave or something like that yeah when he was at west virginia uh dave did like an event with with bob huggins and he was on the team and he like said he like started taking notes about dave was like but he i think he does that with everybody yeah he's a psycho i saw one of the the red socks beat guys because i don't know if it's after the parade maybe the day after the parade the whole team went to the socks game and one of the beat guys was sitting around the team or maybe i don't know how he heard this quote but he heard it yeah and uh jalen brown i believe it was said something like this is great but missoula's gonna pick up something from this and we're gonna be doing shortstop training drills like next year yo by the way i have i have a new idea you know how like if you're a relief pitcher

and you come in and there's runners on base yeah it's like you know the the uh it's kind of the reverse of this idea the pitcher who put the runners on base it counts against their era i think that like the gm who builds the team should on base. It counts against their ERA. I think that the GM who builds the team should literally be credited with the championship. Within a certain amount of time period. I guess it's hard because this guy made other moves like Porzingis and all that shit. But people are like, this is Brad Smith's team.

And they're giving him credit. But I think he should literally get credit. Get a ring. Be a part of the – Who? For the Celtics. Brad Stevens. Brad Stevens, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were going to say the other.

I thought you were going to say it's Danny Ainge's team. I actually think it's kind of the perfect mix of both their teams. Well, right. I guess that's where you run into the problem where it's like you can't do this. Right. Danny Ainge got Brown and Tatum, but then Brad Stevens went out and got the guys that kind of pushed him over the edge with Drew Holiday, Derek White. Yeah. Who was the third one?

Yeah. So I guess you really can't. Holiday? I said Holiday, Derek White. There's one other one. They should get rings. They should get rings. Yeah.

I would imagine Danny Ainge will get a ring for this. Somebody. Somebody. Wait, what was it? Was it the Celtics? No, maybe one of the championship teams. Oh, I think the Chiefs maybe got 700 rings given out to like – if you were like working concessions, you got a fucking ring. So these guys should get it too. I think it's stupid that like if –

when you play the first half for a season, you get traded at the you still get a ring yeah that's that's especially if you underperformed yeah yeah that's like like nomar getting the oh four oh yeah he that is one of the most that goes under the radar kind of as like that's one of the most heartbreaking things yeah rolando cabrera was a monster he was awesome yeah he was great that's that's what's even worse. It's like, oh, you know, it's not even like we got like – what was that trade? I kind of think it was like a one-for-one. Was it? It wasn't a huge – Because if it was like we got an ace pitcher and he put him on their back and like, you know, no more can be like, well, yeah, whatever.

But it's like, like no the guy that took my spot played like just as fucking good right oh he uh i forget if it was in the divisional series the champ uh the championship series that he had like a monster home run that it was kind of one of those like the jd drew a grand slam where you're like that's all that's all I needed. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, back to my personal L, because this one was like, this was one that, this will like haunt me for the rest of my life. I had been fucking peacocking around town

because I was the star pitcher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of my son's little league team. I went, I was trying to figure it out the other day. I brought in a relief for two innings. Then we played a four-inning game and then a three-inning game. So that's nine innings, ten kids. Nine innings, ten kids.

They all got a hit at bat every game. So I was like 90 for my last 90 of getting kids hits, right? Like parents are talking about it. Kids are loving me. They're like, Mr. Clancy, can you pitch again? The parents love it because the innings are going fast. I kind of like throw it like a dart. It was just bam.

Every time, right in the right spot. I was finding the right strike zone for every kid. We were fucking rolling, right? So we end on a great note. Season ends. And we hear there's a home run derby that Saturday. So we go to the home run derby. And it's at the big field, like the nice field.

You know, we've been playing on that shitty sandlot. We get like the nod, we get the call up to the real field and they have, the whole thing is like the real deal. They have announcers, walk up music, all that shit.

And I was told that they just have like one guy pitching and then we get there and we were told they're doing it by team like these four go these four go these four go and so they were like your your coach or your team pitcher can can pitch so i i was not i was not ready to pitch man i was not you know i didn't have my five days of rest i i i threw the worst game of my life i I threw the fucking – I let those little kids down, man. So you didn't get lit up then? Yes.

I was throwing junk. I was fucking – I was hitting the corner. I was painting the corners. I was – the plate was mine. I was dusting them off the plate. It was brutal. I was like – first of all, it was 800,000 degrees, and every other coach pitches underhand,

and I pitch overhand. Throw a Vange, Ollie. Well, yeah, it was kind of like that. And, like, everybody got used to that, and they were hitting it. And then the first – they also give you five swings, which goes pretty fucking quick if you're six years old. You know what I mean? It wasn't even, like, five outs even like five outs and you could take pitches.

It was like, we got to go, go, go. So the first couple of pitches, they're like, hi, and outside. I told them, don't swing if you don't like it. And then they were like, all the other coaches pitch underhand, and I start pitching underhand, but they're not used to that. I can see how they're not used to that and i mean i can see you out there sweating sweating sweating literally like like i i asked each kid i was like you want overhand or underhand like i'll let you decide i'll do it you know and like on the mound

or not the mounds like you know 20 feet in front of the mound like throwing the ball and like they pop it up and i'm like i'm like i'm like demonstratively on the mound being like fuck like like i'm like like grabbing the balls from the the the bucket be like come on kevin come on come on you're better than this it was awful i mean for like and and there was a couple kids who were just fucked on the other teams who were very advanced and just like hitting bombs you know out of the infield was for this it was like if you hit the dirt of the infield you get two points if you have the grass the outfield you get three points yeah and so um we only like as a team hit like a

couple and there was a you know a few like close ones but four six-year-old boys looking at you being disappointed that home run derby fucking sucked i was like this is the worst moment maybe of my life i was like i and like all these kids like like keegan was bummed about it like for like 25 seconds yeah then we went home and played video games and jumped to the pool all these other kids were like wrestling around in the field after it was done like two seconds after and I was like walking to my car like I'm never gonna forgive myself I'm gonna think about this day for the rest of my life it's been on my mind for like

a couple weeks now just all I can think about like why didn't why didn't I do this why didn't I do that I should have adjusted I should have I should have brought a catcher I should have you'll never be the worst childhood pitcher of all time my t-ball coach submarine pitch to us i've talked about this couple before what they were debbie and manny phrase north park little

league farm mask they manny they coached the team the devil rays they could not uh manny could not he had a shoulder issue couldn't throw overhand so he just submarine that us you imagine learning baseball from a submarine pitcher that is crazy like yeah like money ball like the i forget the pitcher they got but they're like you know he's undervalued because he throws weird yeah I couldn't hit Chad Bradford. Because I fucking grew up on that bullshit. That's so funny to get to like third grade or whatever grade after and be like, wait, what? These guys throw overhead? What the fuck is this?

Why do you guys pitch so weird? It's like you jerking off wrong. You guys don't do it like this. What are you talking about? This is the right way, right? This is how I was taught. this is what i instinctually did that that might be yeah like your your your uh like evolution like gene might be off yeah like as a man the fact that you were like legs up bring something that whole you're born with it but

my evolutionary gene is is definitively off like i hit puberty 10 years late i like every i'm like 10 years late on every when did you really hit puberty honestly like probably 1920 oh that's pretty close to 10 years yeah like. Like I'm everything in life. It's so weird because you're like. I do 10 years late. That's good though that if you, we've pinpointed that. Yeah. So now we can like, we can play off of this.

I'm the most quantifiably retarded person ever. The big QR. John's QR code. Everyone's like, he's a little slow. He's like, I'm 10 years slow. So in that regard, what are you going to be doing? So like when everybody's, what do people do? Yeah, like people in their 30s are like settling down, having families, getting married, all that shit. Probably 40s.

Probably 40s. People in their 40s. What are you doing in your 40s? are you doing your 40s i don't know this this next decade for me looks like garbage yeah 40s sucks dick you know what it is it's just more of 30s it's just like 30s extended and let me tell you 30s are not great uh like because you're not old enough to like be like i'm old but i'm having fun sort of thing it's like you're still just in like grind mode yeah yeah yeah but so when you're you're 10 years late on everything it's a really funny thought but uh you know what like i think you're at your peak right now which i wouldn't say is 10 years late but like you know what it is it

just it takes you 10 years to get going yeah, you know what it is? It just, it takes you 10 years to get going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you're like a locomotive. I'm a freight train. Like 10 years in, you're acting and you're modeling.

Todd still has time to get off the train. What's that? Fucking Todd still has time to get off the train. I've been re-watching Breaking Bad, so. By the way, I, Breaking Bad By the way I Breaking Bad all take

I don't know if I never clocked it or just forgot about it Breaking Bad the whole series takes place In the span of a year That's a little ridiculous I almost think it's not Because I think it would be like Oh he got away with this for a decade Like this guy who doesn't know what he's doing and just stumbling his way through the drug trade.

Jesse becoming the second greatest meth cooker in the world in a year. That's silly. Going from like, his character arc was a little silly of like stumbling, bumbling, complete goofy, you know what I mean? Like pants falling off, just like a complete wreck to being like the fucking like you know six months yeah yeah not even yeah i mean they did show it like when you know heisenberg was like we're gonna cook yeah until it's perfect and all that shit it's not a real criticism because despite saying that every scene i watch i'm like this is fucking art dude like it is so perfect it's amazing it's amazing anybody who tries to talk talk bad on Breaking Bad or say that it's not as good or Better Call Saul is better and all that shit, it's like, no, just stop it.

Yeah. It's as advertised. So, well, I mean, this is, I guess, Bill Belichick is just, he does everything like 50 years too late. He's on his single phase out there just fucking 24-year-olds as a 72-year-old man. Which is 23. The headlines have changed to 23 now. Oh, wow. So we were giving him too much credit. Yeah.

But they live, John, they live together. Yeah. That was the headline I saw today. That they live together and that they're like inseparable. Like they go everywhere together. Do you know how fucking gross that is? That part drives me the craziest. The couple that is like, you never see them apart.

And you guys do that with a fucking 50-whatever-year-age difference. I think, though, I'm sure and I know people are saying it's weird and it's creepy and all that stuff yeah they are john they are yeah i yeah i think it is weird and creepy i think she should not be allowed to do this she's the predator i think she's 100 the predator because her ex-boyfriend has come out and defended them her ex-boyfriend's 68 or something like that like that's on you that's wait is that him Jared Zimmerman she's Jordan Hudson it's like Josh Zimmerman

or something like that that's her ex-boyfriend no I hope Bill's happy he deserves it I hope he's in love and I hope all that good stuff I think if anyone's the predator here it's the 23 year old going after the uh the old men yeah yeah because you know these guys are

are just puttering around like 70 year old men you know bella jackson's like and she's like i got you in my claws like it's it's all all this kind of stuff i want to know about that guy. Yeah. Oh, the internet's not working. All this kind of stuff is... 64-year-old man. Like, you get one. Yes. Right? Like, if you start dating one old guy, you get one. Right.

Because that's where you go, it's something special. I wasn't looking for it, but it's just amazing. The second you do it twice, now you your kind of a pervert you're yeah you're this this girl is a fucking pervert it's the same like no for real this girl's a pervert this girl's a like a sexual deviant she's a sexual deviant a pretty girl like this wants these fucking guys no No. It's like Josh Jackson, Charlie Conway, was married to a bald black woman. And like, that's kind of cool. Oh, shit. I didn't know Charlie Conway had it like that.

Then they got a divorce. And now he's dating Lupita Nyong'o. And you're like, all right, that's kind of weird now. You got to finish. You got to finish with bald black heads. You got a weird thing. That's a great observation. All right, Charlie.

Little fucking nod now, I think. Let me tell you this much. This whole wise beyond her years, no one is 50 years wise beyond their years. Okay? That means you're like, oh, you know, I'm 23, but like, you know, people think I'm like 30. Not I can relate to the 70-year-olds. And what's crazy is he's 64. Like in a normal relationship, if you broke up and somebody started dating someone eight years older than you,

you'd kind of be like, oh, whoa, like you're going after the older men, you know? But like you would think when a 60-something-year-old can say that, like, oh, so you're going after the older men you know but like you would think when when when a 60 something year old can say that like oh so you're going after the older men huh that's fucking insane he's never in a million years did this guy think that she would start dating someone older than him the uh this i mean i i guess i shouldn't be too harsh on her because there's a million chicks that do this but they are like full-blown gold diggers. They're like, take me to Dubai. Put me on the payroll. When you're in a relationship with them, pervert.

I hope she doesn't Yoko Ono Belichick and Shula's record. I hope he doesn't fall in love with all the free time. Go get that record, Bill. You earned it. I think this is Belichick never had a chink in the armor, and we found it, and it's little girls.

She's a 23-year-old person. She can do whatever she wants. No, no, because it's a sliding scale. It's a sliding scale. According to Bill Belichick, this girl is underage. Bill's a young guy. Bill spends his whole life around 23-year-olds.

She's an old soul. You're young at heart. Yeah, Bill knows all the lingo. He was hanging out with Amendola and fucking Adleman when they were fucking chicks. Bill Belichick spends his time in an NFL locker room. That's 23 to 28-year-olds. All of his peers are. All of references he understands are from 23 to 28 year olds

now you're making you're on fire you're making a lot of good points so when he comes when she comes home and she's like you know

did you see fucking Hak Tua girl he's like yeah the fellas were talking about it yeah it would be weird

Bill Belichick probably was so sick what was her name Linda Linda Holiday talking about you about adult stuff. Bill's like, why play my PS5, dude? The boys.

I want to fucking get on COD. Is that what you call it? COD? Where the fellas dropping in, man. That's funny. Look at that. Dave Portnoy officially included in the backlash against Belichick. Yikes.

Ew. Wow. That really must be a nightmare to wonder what they like you for. Disaster. I mean, if you have that thought like one time for me if that crept into my mind at all I'd be like

it's over it's over actually I don't know I say that well it's funny too because as guys you grow up like you know

like fucking people have like posters like you get first you get the money then you get the power and then you get the money like do they just like me for the money

yeah you've been saying your whole fucking life dude that's the progression yeah that's literally the the steps you said you were gonna take i guess it depends on when what you're doing i could definitely see a scenario where you're like yeah i know you like me for the money but i don't care right but it's different if you're like i think it's but it's the same thing that like hot women have, I'm sure.

Where it's like, do they just like, or anyone who has a defined like thing, whether it be money or talent or, but I think your looks and like looks and sex and that, that sort of stuff are still like you. Whereas like your money is like, it's literally just like

but it's not you like what you look like isn't you kind of more so than your bank account number you know what i mean like that's literally like if you could just take this number and put it over here on this guy i would go there right you know and it's like but if you take that face put it on that guy i go but no but it could it could be like, you know, no, I like tall blondes. I like short brunettes. I like this girl's better in bed than this girl. Things like that that are at least parts of a relationship. Your looks and your chemistry.

I don't know, all that sort of shit. Your money is just. But it depends on what you are looking for. I could see like if you, I feel like if you're like 30 something when people are supposed to still like you and like think you're attractive or be into you and it's just for your money, I would, that would, I'd be like,

that would drive me crazy. That would like ruin me when you're 70, 56. No, we just got when you're 50, 60, 70 years old. Like I think you'd be like, yeah, no, I just got when you're 50, 60, 70 years old, like I think you'd be like,

yeah, no. I know what I have to offer here. And it's not, you know, not my looks, it's not my whatever. But then I also think you reach a point where wait, is that quote real? Mark Schlereth disgusted by pig Bill Belichick? Let's pump the brakes,

pee pants, right? That's the guy who pissed his pants don't they call him stink or something yeah his name is i mean that's that's a bit harsh from a fellow football guy no but i i will say uh not to not to be all high and mighty about it like it is a little bit a little bit bizarre how much this one is kind of like laughed at as opposed to i think it's because bill belichick has this air about him where it's like he's just such a weirdo and people have always been like that he's so the opposite of that yeah that when it came out it's more the

shock value for like it's not about like People aren't talking about grooming and predatory stuff. It's just like, wait a minute. But where does grooming fucking end? You're 23. I don't know. I think it has to do... I think the more the age gap is there, that matters more than the age of consent and adulthood.

If you have a history of dating older people, it's clearly just like your thing. I don't know. It is. Yeah, like she's an adult woman who clearly has made her choice that like I prefer older men. Got to respect that, right? I mean, we all fucking did things we probably wish we didn't when we were 23.

Maybe this will be what she's like. That was crazy. When I dated bill belichick you know what you know when somebody you know when your friend's dating someone that is just awful for one reason or another and you you put up with it for like months maybe even years and they break up and they come back to the pack yeah and it's like you of course you accept them back, but not before you like get your licks in and you know. Imagine like her coming back to the girl group

and it's like, hey Jordan, remember that time you dated Bill Belichick? You fucking weirdo. Just roasting her incessantly. I would so live for everyone in the group.

What's that? That's probably so nice for everyone in the group. Like getting to be around Bill Belichick money and people without having to date Bill Belichick. You think, though, if she was like, we're going on Bill's yacht today, you'd be pumped? I'd be stoked. But what if you have to talk to Bill Belichick?

I don't mind talking to Bill Belichick And like put it You know what I mean I don't mind talking to Bill Belichick I think at 23, 24 I would have been like Fuck it Right now I'm like I want to go hang out With some old woman

Because you're fucking her And I guess Bill Bill is way better Than the other old guy Yeah yeah yeah The first old guy The girls just called him The old guy You know Is the old guy you know was

is the old guy i'm sure he's like person i'm sure he's you know wealthy in like you know pharmaceutical uh whatever you know some fucking whatever field he's in uh yeah but like i don't think you know it's like at least bill belichick... You can put up a selfie with Bill Belichick and get likes. That guy looks... not so much. So, yeah, I don't know. I went every which way on this one.

You talked me into it, out of it, every which way around. But I... It's funny that Mark Schlereth is the one that is the harshest criticism. There hasn't been anybody coming out being like, this is like, we need to stop this.

No. Everyone was just kind of like, this is fucking weird. Yeah, it's certainly abnormal. It is, which is a tamer synonym for weird. I don't know if it's like her or him. I'd imagine neither of them have like great PR. Because I don't think Bill like ever had like a PR team, right? No.

He just does his own shit. And she was like not allowed to legally have one probably for a long time. Their PR is terrible. Like the, you know, we met on a plane years earlier well but we should not be talking about anything before this part you know what i mean but their pr is great in the sense that everyone doesn't care i guess i guess so i guess so i guess to i guess it's just crazy that they got away with they bonded over homework. But you know what the weird thing about that is? She's a cheerleader.

She was a Patriots cheerleader. You hadn't met before the homework thing? No, I think that they met on a plane. They met on a plane when she was like 20, 21, and she was doing homework. But that's just a weird thing to me that you I guess there is separation between the Chilean team and the football team not that much separation if you ask Bill and Bob but

clearly no separation but like that's like being you know like we met on the we met at recess. You know, like we both like ice cream. But yeah, I guess at the end of the day, if the relationship's being like accepted, the PR is great. Maybe they have the best PR that they're like, lean into it.

Let's say you met when you were 14. Don't worry about Mark Schler what would what would you would you what's the oldest you would go have we had this conversation before because you went on that date

with that 70 year old right what remember that remember one week she dated a homeless guy and then like an 18 year old and then like a 50 year old

I don't remember the homeless guy I don't remember the other two I didn't date i just partied just partied went on a date but remember that there was like a young guy a homeless guy and an old guy yeah yeah the old guy it was just like i hung out with him for a night too it was like a no but i just like broke up with him did you just meet at a bar or did you meet yeah yeah okay that's not that weird either i've hung out with old and weird people at bars. Again. It's always you two.

I've had nights where I was like, did we party? I mean, literally Friday night, like six nights ago. I danced with a seven-year-old woman the entire night. Like, hard. Twirling. Smacking my ass and shit. It wasn't for a song. It was for three hours.

Yeah, no, same. I would need to take breaks. She just kept dancing. She's very, she's very... Sprite. Yeah. A lot of... Granny Spry over there?

What's the word I'm thinking of? Viral. She's very... Yeah. You get your second wind. And we didn't... She didn't speak English. I didn't speak French.

Like, it was just body. We communicated through our body language. Jackie, your story? Wait, wait, wait. She's kind of hot. She looks like Mrs. Claus. Mrs. Claus is hot? What do you think Mrs. Claus looks like?

I don't know. I don't know. They're separate statements. She was kind of hot. She also looked like Mrs. Claus. This sounds like... Wait a minute, Jackie. What about the kid? Please stop backing me up.

This sounds like, you know... This sounds like when you're like an old man, you tell the story one day when you had your sexual awakening with this woman in France. You know what I mean? And then I met her, and she, you tell the story one day when you had your sexual awakening with this woman in France. You know what I mean? And then I met her, and she loved me in a way that I never knew possible. She could fucking move, dude.

She could move. I would honestly keep taking breaks because I was so tired, and she would just keep dancing. I'd get jealous because she'd start dancing with someone else. Like, I gotta get back out and she would just keep dancing. I'd get jealous because she'd start dancing with someone else. I'd be like, all right, get back out there. That's my woman. Oh, man. How was she? Was she a good kisser?

There was no kissing. There was no kissing. Were you getting handsy with her? We were feeling each other's bodies. You were getting hands on hips? Not hands on hips, no. it was more party no no no no it was more party rock did you slow dance with her no no there ain't plenty slow songs i probably would have but the it was like like like when she was smacking my ass it was me like making a show

turning the table yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah! It was sick, dude. It was sick. Friday night in France was summer solstice. And I did not know that the French really celebrate that. I actually think it's really cool. Where they stay up as late as they can and party as late as they can to celebrate the longest night of the year. And so we were in this little town, Auchche in France, and it was like the entire town

came to the town square. They had a DJ set up. They were playing the France-Amsterdam game, and it was fucking chaos. It was just like, and it wasn't a ton of people because it was a tiny little town. Let's call it 400 people.

Wow. I mean, that's tiny. Everyone was just like fucking, the town is much, I don't know about much bigger, but bigger than that. But it was, you know, like everywhere else was shut down. It felt like anyone who was doing anything was in there. And it was just like fucking the town is much is i don't know much bigger but bigger than that but it was you know like like everywhere else was shut down it felt like anyone who's doing anything was in there right and it was just it was fucking awesome it was really fun there she is that yeah yeah

that smoke bigger bigger glasses on her that was like yeah i mean right bigger glasses you can see it right yeah i did that one. It was great. She had spirit. I get Jordan now. Jordan makes sense. I see where she's coming from. Do you think that if a 35-year-old, in shape, got money, got game, great hair, light eyes, tall, went up to Jordan, she'd be like get away from me i think she probably

would at this point probably yeah god i want to i want to talk to that girl get her on the show um but wait so you're dancing in the town town that was it that was it it was just uh it was it was like uh the solstice i think is a big deal everywhere uh did you see how Stonehenge got vandalized last week? Yes. That was right before they do a solstice party at Stonehenge. The sun comes through the blocks and all that shit. I was

mad about that. I was like, don't fuck with Stonehenge. Stonehenge is cool, right? But also, it was just cornstarch, right? It's not the end of the world. More importantly, do you know how many times Stonehenge is cool, right? But also, it was just cornstarch, right? It's not the end of the world. More importantly, do you know how many times Stonehenge has been fucked with? Oh, about 10 trillion. They bring in a crane and they pick them up and move them and put them down and shit. I was like, oh, wait a minute.

Who fucking cares? There's pictures of in the 70s, it's like a full-blown construction site where they, I don't know, were maybe re-establishing them or something like like that i thought it was like these things have been standing up forever yeah and never touched like look at this there's fucking pictures of it you're mad i'm i'm you made me look like a fool stonehenge i was a fool i'm yelling about fucking orange powder when they've done they probably replaced the bricks. Probably not even real stone. The, it is, Stonehenge is weird. Stonehenge is crazy.

Somebody said that they did like a Mythbusters type thing and proved that like it could be done. I don't know about all that, man. Yeah, well, I saw, I think you had an Instagram post about it where you're like, if you think Stonehenge is built by humans, you're an idiot or something like that. Yeah. Like I, I've seen a video before with a modern construction guy making primitive tools and moving. And he, basically he does, he builds,

doesn't end up building them, but he's like, this is how you build the pyramids. And he was like, I would, I could do it in 25 years with a team of 500 people, which is about how long it took to build. Right.

And they, and they they had millions of slaves. Yeah. But it's more to me about the intricacies of it. I don't know so much about Stonehenge, but the pyramids are made to perfection, down to inches. You know what I mean? That seems a little crazy to me. I'm sure it does, but I don't know.

They're like perfect airways and all this shit that's like, these bricks are perfectly touching together after thousands of years. But I don't know how they do that. Modern times. So if you ask me, could you do that in the year 2025 or whatever year it is, I'd say no. All the more reason to say, why would we be able to do it? But I just don't have any knowledge.

We could just stop that sentence right there. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I can't call something fake. I don't know. Yeah, for sure.

I feel like we're way smarter and capable than we are today than we were back then. But maybe not. Maybe, maybe, maybe people as a whole. Yeah, I would agree with that. Like engineering and architecture and shit.

So it's like, I'm, I'm still surprised by, I cannot believe that there i still will never understand this that like an architect makes a blueprint and then like that becomes a fucking building yeah like that they just look at it and like can transfer it like okay yeah that i just like i i i will never understand how built like how are we what are we we're inside this gigantic fucking thing they're

like a and then the crazy thing is like yeah the architect's smart but then like it trickles down to you know regular blue collar construction workers and they like nail it everything it's all perfect yeah to the point that we can build know, thousand foot skyscrapers and shit. Crazy. I'm surprised we're not still living in like huts and fucking Lincoln logs and shit like that, man. And back in the day, they built it even like faster and older. The Empire State Building was built in like a year and a half. It was like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

You got a building. So you had your, one of your ideas come to fruition yesterday um have we talked about the bananas at all on this show we talked about yes on the last one the so jackie's been tracking down a little over a thousand bananas um 1200 bananas to uh make this this video and it was yesterday um and i think it went fantastic i had some reservations just being like i was a little worried it was gonna be like a clemmer thing where it was like okay the thing happened and like now what but i think uh testament to to your performance john yeah that um it kept it moving and it kept people i mean it was like it was like when people go to the box yeah you know where they're sitting

around and they're just like i i don't like any of this but i love all this fran outright said she's like i did not want to watch this but i can't yeah fran came in like the you know the elderly stateswoman that she is being like what is going on yeah and i explained it to her and she was like i like it even less now like everyone was watching it ended up being like a live show and i was like i don't have like good i don't know it was like i think that's a testament to you though i think that something yeah when i came out there and you had your sweatshop assembly line going and everybody was like into it or or disgusted by it or whatever it was like oh this is a whole this is a whole office event you know there are very few people in this office

that like the office would do that for yeah agreed that's so nice yes that's so nice no everyone was so sweet about like the whole process like setting up clean up everything i like this intern crop a lot yeah yeah they all are um very like active and into it and like yeah they're like what do you need and they did and they killed the bananas like i based on my calculations it was gonna take like yeah you thought it was gonna take like five hours it took like 30 minutes it took like three minutes they work so much quicker but i gave them like 30 seconds i was... Yeah, you thought it was going to take like five hours. It took like 30 minutes. It took like 30 minutes. They work so much quicker. But I gave them like 30 seconds.

I was like, okay, if you guys average a banana peel in like 30 seconds, they whipped it out in like five seconds. In hindsight... Averaging a banana peel every 30 seconds, that's... Yeah, that was great. I was accounting for like the switch of like

banana to banana. No, again, think about it. You just rip it pull it you have to think the whole thing through you gave yourself a good buffer that's a good execution

yeah exactly but it turns out like when you really hammer down on these kids yeah yeah when you use sling linger

apparently you build the pyramids yeah exactly I mean think about how quickly we had a pool of bananas if we really put them to the test

We could have had Stonehenge It went to I mean the whole thing Went to my head I was like Turns out I could do anything That was funny When we were talking about it

Beforehand You're like I just said it And they just got me Like ask one question They handed you a credit card Madness Yeah I think the in the I briefly saw you like operating amongst them I think that combined with like confessional videos

you'll be doing or have done or stuff I gotta be very funny yeah I there's a lot of footage I got to figure out well that's the thing too is like I think it's going to be a very funny video. Yeah. There's a lot of footage now. I've got to figure out what. Well, that's the thing, too, is, like, I mean, it went on for, like, you were in there for, like, an hour. Was I? Oh, I went fast. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. You were in there for a while.

I would say, like, 45 minutes. Like, no? Yeah, yeah. It was, like, from, like, the 2 o'clock hour to the 3 o'clock hour, pretty much. Oh. Yeah, no, I had a couple of interns that come up to me today asking how I'm feeling. I was like, I feel great. I'd do it again right now.

Do you feel more, like, lotioned or moisturized no i wouldn't say that but do you want to tell about the shower uh yeah revelation you had what's your is it all over oh yeah yeah yeah well because then it then but then i gotta talk about I said my only regret I said the past my only regret was I didn't do push-ups in the thing because I think the image of it all dripping off me

would have been funny yeah like sticking as you go up and down yeah the sounds the sights are one thing the sounds the smells yeah there's just I can't believe people eat bananas they're gross but I mean The sounds. The sights are one thing. The sounds. The smells.

Yeah. I can't believe people eat bananas. They're gross. But I mean, I walked out of our studio, which is a full, you know, the other side of the building, and I could just smell bananas. I don't think I can eat a banana ever again. Yeah. I eat a banana every morning.

I went to the store, and I passed right by. Not tomorrow. If my legacy can be, I ruined bananas, I'll be pretty happy about that. People were asking him, are you going to eat bananas again? He was like, oh, yeah. Give me a banana right now. I'll get a banana. I'll get a fuck.

I mean, you were eating some of the ones that were in there with your body. Yeah. But there was a bunch of good activities, if you will, to do it. Yeah, we didn't even need the activities. Honestly, you just were all around the bananas. You were really good. You were really good. You were really good. You're good at those things where it's like people just want to laugh when you're doing stuff.

Yeah. You evoke this humor. I don't know. Sounds really mean. No, it's not. People want to laugh at the 10-year retarded guy. No, I mean it the exact opposite way. I think you could read you know, read the dictionary and people would find it entertaining

and funny. There's something about, like, your aura is just like, let's fucking laugh. Probably if you break it down, it's probably pretty mean. It's like any joke you break down to, it's like, it's mean. Yeah, we like to laugh at you while you do dumb shit.

But, like, if I was in that tub of bananas, I think people would be like, let's go home. But with John, it's like, what's he going to do next? I don't know. He did that spiral thing. That was cool. I don't want to reveal too much, but there was some moves in there. It's good because I wanted to hit like the I was saying like the food like just the weird

community I wouldn't call this the food community I don't think like food community these are the perverts you want people to masturbate and I think that we hit that if you are into like foot stuff and like mushing around and food and everything

you're going to love this video. And you're going to have some new fans who are going to. You say we're going to break into an entirely new audience. We're going to see like views like double because we just have

a whole new audience now. People that are like, I don't know who these guys are, but he's got bananas between his toes and I like it. If this becomes my career, I'll kill you.

Imagine you had golden handcuffs over this. Like, well, I don't know. Imagine you had golden handcuffs over this. Like, well, I don't know. I made too much money. You got to get back in the bananas, bro. It's like what Dave, he said, like, he was always like, I don't care how you know me as long as you know me. I do care how you know me.

And I don't want you to know me as the pool food guy. How many views would this need to get for you to do it again? Oh, 10,000. It was fun. I had fun. But you just said you don't want to be that guy. Well, I don It was fun. I had fun. But you just said you don't want to be that guy. Well, I don't want to.

I don't know. I'm going to wiggle my way out of this one. It was so funny. Like, if I told you right now, you will, you are, you will become the pool banana guy.

But you will become Mr. Beast. Like, you'll get like a hundred million views on these videos. Would you make that your career? I would do it for a little while until people liked it too much and then stop. Because then I would stop liking it.

Would you be able to do it knowing that people are getting off to it? Oh yeah. That's not a stupid question. I'll be honest, if I liked it, not an issue. Could you imagine if the same way that people are in the streets

being like yo what's up man I'm listening to your podcast right now they were like I jerked off to banana pool yesterday man you are the

fucking best and you're just like yeah man you wanna take a picture cool oh man you would you would really become banana man you really would yeah we're gonna make you into a little i i would i would i mean like that was fun and funny that again a testament to you you like put forward a good product and you were excited so i was excited to do it like

that made it fun for me that you were having fun. Dude, if I were you, when I walked in and saw the whole operation, I would have been like, all right, let's go. Because I had visions of the four of us standing around a pool and him jumping in and being like, crickets, you know? But that's what made me so much more nervous. I was like, now we're doing a live show. All of a sudden we had an audience.

Yeah. Like, now we're doing, like, a live show. Yeah, all of a sudden we had an audience. Yeah. Speaking of the, like, nice but mean aspect. Yeah. So at the wedding this weekend, I stayed with my buddy and his wife. And my buddy was in the bridal party. So, like, me and his wife just kind of went to the wedding together. And after the wedding, a couple of the people, because there's a ton of people who didn't know who we were,

and they came up and they were like, we'd heard about the Americans coming. And when you two walked into, it was just us, still the bridal party was off taking pictures and stuff. And they all assumed we were together. And they were like, we heard about the Americans coming. And when we saw you two walk in, we were just, they all assumed we were together. And they were like, we heard about the Americans coming. And when we saw you two walk in, we were like, Jesus Christ, that's a fucking fit couple. We were like, look at her face.

Look at her cheekbones. Look at how hot she is. And look at his outfit. I was like, thank you so much. It even had a pause where it was like, and look at you with your outfit. Thank you, thank you very much. I appreciate that. What were you wearing?

I was wearing a fire hat. Green double-breasted blazer, a blue knit polo, and a pair of big khakis. Big khakis. That's what Jake calls them, the big khakis. But the other thing I have to say about the wedding, it was one of the best ways I've ever been to. But the coolest thing about it, and I don't know if this is because it's a foreign wedding or a destination wedding. No one complained the whole fucking time. Everyone complains at weddings.

There's so much where it's like, oh, I have to go do this. Oh, the fucking game's on. I'm not going to get to watch the game. And it's just like, I don't know, man. Two people I care about is the best day of their lives. Through a big party. I want to have fun with them. I don't really care where it is or fucking what's on TV.

No one, the whole, it was a three-day affair. No one was like, where's the game? And the Euros were happening. So for European soccer fans, it's a bigger deal than a college football saturday or nfl sunday they happen every two years international competition no one was like where's the tvs no one said fucking anything it was just i get people complain about what they do i can understand that the destination weddings can somehow sometimes be a problem but then if it's a problem don't go yeah they're they're factoring that in there they understand

what they're doing ah that's the only thing, though, is I think sometimes some people are, like, are not as understanding about, like, if you don't come. But. I think, I think, I don't know, obviously. But I think if you're planning a destination wedding, you're probably thinking some people can't afford this. Some people can't make it. Yeah. You better be. That's my point.

You better be, you know. But, yeah, I do think this is why I'm going to, as president, put a cap on the lavishness and the ridiculousness of weddings is because when it's something like that, it's awesome. When it becomes this wildly expensive, over-the-top, way-too-long of an event, it wears down on people. You know what I mean? Yeah, but even though the ceremony was two hours. was long no one complained about that it was ceremony was two hours yeah the the marriage was two hours whoa yeah it was it was in this church where like

big time religious like no no it was but it was in this is it's in a church that is on like the lord's walk the the l-o-u-r-d-e-s right you know lord's france with the water yeah um it's on the Lord's Walk, the L-O-U-R-D-E-S, Lord's France, the water. It's on that walk. Part of getting married in this church is you have to speak fluent French. Neither the bride nor groom do. It's just the current priest used to work in Dublin, and they had an Irish connection, and he was like, fine, you guys can get married.

So that's not the rule, apparently. But yeah, I get what you're saying. It's like, also, especially when like 90% of the time, listen, if you like are complaining about a wedding, you hate the wedding, you go to the wedding, and you're like, this sucked, and you go home, it's like, all right, whatever, fine, I don't know. You didn't like the people, you don't like the party.

90% of the time, you end up like on the dance floor, fucking having a good time, you're drinking, you're partying. It's why are we doing all that you know it all i don't know if i've been anti-destination wedding i don't think i've ever really had that strongest stance on it but it's kind of put me on to it because it was i mean how many times in your life as an adult yeah are you and your 50 friends yeah actually together again and it makes you do something you know maybe it's a little bit expensive, but it's like, you know, we're going to go to Portugal.

Yeah. That's pretty cool. We weren't going to get up off our asses and go to Portugal. Right. But now, you know,

you kind of, people, and you think of it more of an excuse to do it as opposed to a, it's a necessity that I have to do it. Right, right.

But I also do see the other side of it. Especially, I think, but that's fine. If you don't like it,'re completely fine don't don't have to go don't go and just complain the whole time right i think it's more um when uh you're in the wedding and you won't now it's like you have like these over the top responsibilities yeah it's like i'll come and party i love you guys i'm gonna celebrate it i've got to rent this and tailor that and show up at this thing and be there three hours before. But also, again, it's like, hey, man, can you just do it for one day?

Right. One fucking day for, you know, to make the bride happy. When I got married, it was October, and Dan and Dave were, like, asking me about the college football games, and I was like, I don't fucking know, dude. It's like early October. It's like the fourth game of the year. I don't give a shit. It's not like I made you miss the bowl game or something.

I'm going to miss Bama at Chattanooga. Yeah. I was like, yeah, it's 42-0. Next question. Who gives a fuck? Before we get to this, I want to tell one more story from the wedding. I've already told you, everybody, but it is my favorite story. So Friday night, we're dancing.

We're having fun. There was one house in particular that was full of maniacs. They get to the party at like 2 a.m. One guy who is, I think I'm being serious, the funniest guy I've ever met in my life, shows up. He's hammered drunk, blacked out. You can tell immediately. And the first thing he does when he gets to the table is he goes to reach for his shirt and take his shirt off. One of the guys pops up and he's like, Dard, Dard, there's one rule.

There's one rule, Dard. Leave that on. Doesn't miss a beat. Moves from his collar to his belt buckle. Like half the table now pops up. Two rules. There are two rules. Dara doesn't miss a beat again.

Reaches for his shoe. He's got his shoe off in his hand. Cocked back, just ready to launch it into the crowd for who knows what reason. The whole table pops up. Three rules, Dara. There are three rules. He just goes, how many fucking rules are there? And he just threw on the ground.

It's, to this day, I get played out like a sitcom. Everyone's timing was so good. It's the funniest thing I've ever been there for. That guy's done that, something something like that a million times before. They knew exactly what was going to happen. How many fucking rules are there? I always wanted to be that guy. Even if just for a night.

Be the guy who's like, we know he's a liability and he's a fucking monster, but it's absolutely hilarious. He saw me on the bus the next day. He just sees me first and he goes, Jesus, you were fucked up last night. No, dude, I wasn't. Okay. So this is Pop Girls

digital and physical albums worldwide, sold from 1999 on. Okay. First of all, Madonna is a fucking powerhouse. I did not realize at all.

She's no Nicki Minaj, but... So you can kind of watch people as they pop in and out, but watch your girl Avril. I did not know that Avril Lavigne was on this level. When you see her, she skyrockets up the chart and is up there with, like, the big dogs. It's still moving, so I don't know quite how big it gets. I wouldn't say that shocks me.

It's a little surprising but avril i mean yeah was a trl yeah yeah she was a trl mainstay she was like i mean avril and and simple plan and fucking blank i mean they had carson daly painting his nails yeah they were like pop punk wasn't like this little neat pop punk was the fucking music of like my my like four-year window like that was i i wasn't i feel like i'm kind of like at least in this office in the minority as like the kind of music i listen to but that i outside where i grew up and when i grew up that i was the norm pretty normal yeah but like if you ask me whose peak was higher, Jennifer Lopez or Avril Lavigne,

I would never even consider Avril Lavigne. Yeah, but now that we think about it, I probably wouldn't have said it. Now that I'm thinking about it, I think it's Avril Lavigne. Really? Yeah. I think J-Lo has worldwide appeal

and Spanish speaking and all that shit. But she, I think J-Lo has worldwide appeal and Spanish speaking and all that shit. But she's – I would say her because she still – she's remained famous. But also, by the way, Avril's new album from like two years ago is fucking awesome. Yeah, I remember you saying that. It's awesome. Yeah. But I don't know what she did in between then. But the – J-Lo became an actress and J-Lo, she stayed in our minds whereas Avril kind of,

she married Chad. Avril Lavigne right now, in 2009, it was Britney Spears, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Avril Lavigne. Wow.

She was fourth. Yeah, that, like I was going to say, probably, maybe a little bit in middle school. So it's like a five or six year old. 30 million records

or digital and records. Like beneath her, it's like a five or six 30 30 million records and or you know digital and records like beneath her it's whitney houston christina aguilera sling dian shakira beyonce rihanna but even like oh nine beyonce that's right that's like what she's got one single or one album yeah yeah so she does she pops off yeah yeah yeah so it is a timing thing but like at you know to even be up in this conversation and then Taylor just – Yeah. It's crazy. But I would have thought Taylor was floating around at the bottom.

She's really not until she makes it and then it's like – What album is it? It doesn't say albums, but it looks like 2014. Let's see. I was going to say Red. 2012, she's not on it. Oh, she is on it. 2013, she has 24 million, so she's starting to cook.

I think Red was like 2013, 2014. It's pretty steady. Katy Perry overtakes her, though, and then it just goes whoop in 2015. That was a debate for a while. 2015, it just shoots to the four to the 50 millions anyone wants to go dig up that footage of arguing with dave and dan about katie perry versus taylor swift see who was on what side there really it was i honestly forget i did i i don't mean to uh disparage dave dan was definitely katie perry guy but also that was a fair point. Katy Perry had hits.

I don't honestly remember if Dave was Katy Perry or Taylor Swift. You know what's still so bananas though? Right now, as of January 2024, Taylor Swift, 88 million sold. Number two, Britney Spears. Hasn't put out a

fucking album in a decade. That's crazy. And she's still got 80 million sold. And then it's Beyonce. And Madonna. Madonna's still... Madonna... I mean, I guess the 80s and early 90s was her shit.

Yeah. But I would not have thought, like, you know... Well, that was... I don't know if anyone got my reference, probably not, but when I just said she's no Nicki Minaj, during the dozen the other night, it was like during the overtime, we had two questions. One,

how many hits did I don't know if it was overtime or bonus round, whatever it was. It was how many charting songs did Madonna have? And I kind of nailed it, I think. I think I said somewhere in the 70s or maybe 60s and it ended up being somewhere in the 70s. It was right around there.

And then later was how many did Nicki Minaj have. And I was like, whatever was more than Madonna. And it was like double Madonna. Wow. But because it's counting features and it's counting all that stuff. Oh, that's a little bit different. But it was counting all that for Madonna, too. She just doesn't have a lot of features.

My mind was, Nicki does a lot of features. Madonna didn't. Nicki's probably got more. Smart. Actually, I was on fire on the bonus round. Bro, you're great at the dozen. It's crazy. The NBA is done. NHL's done. We are now into the dog days of baseball.

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Download the GameTime app today. Last minute tickets. Lowest price guaranteed. What's up, buddies? Kevin, Kevin, Babs. I'm walking my dog right now. My question is, have you ever found yourself in kind of a purgatory of sorts

that you're too afraid to stop doing what you're doing because you don't know what's gonna happen for example right now for whatever reason allergy season is going pretty late in the june and i take my allergy medicine every day and every night because the one night that i didn't like my eyes were crusted shut and it was terrible um so yeah have you ever found yourself in a routine that you're too afraid to get out of because you don't know what the consequences would be all right people oh i mean first of all that's called life bro second of all i don't think it relates to you just blatantly not taking medication and letting your eyes get gross

when he first said this i was like no never and then he first said this, I was like, no, never. And then he got on the medication. I was like, well, I just fucking grabbed this in the hallway because I know I'm out of a meprazole at home. And I just saw this in the corner. I was like, well, I'll take that. Yeah, because I have to take my medicine in the morning. Yeah, that's not a routine that you're afraid to stop.

You have to do it or your eyeballs are going to be crusty and disgusting or it's more like you know uh you have a job that you like should i quit my job and start something new should i break up with this person and be single should i move to another city those are those are the the questions that i think you know you don't think that? What? You said you never felt that way? No. No. No. He has some honest thought. I swear to God, when I swear to God, there's just a ping pong ball bouncing around in there. And he goes, and it's just going

and then nope it's amazing that you do well in the dozen because it's like just a empty fucking hollow you knock on that brain your echoes in there I mean I guess because you started here and you have no intention of like ever leaving right so like no you know there's no thought of there's never been a thought of like grass is greener somewhere or anything like that I I loosely thought about it I think I talked about this with Erica I think I talked about Erica at her goodbye dinner but like there was when we first moved to New York

like WEI it was never like an official offer or formal offer I never had a number but I was like I might go if they I think at the time it was like, if they, if they offer me like a hundred thousand dollars,

I'll go. Yeah. They do again. Like I never, I don't think we ever like officially talked numbers. Maybe it was more than that. Maybe it was like 150 or something like that, but it was something like,

yeah, thank God I didn't number. Um, yeah. And it was like, I remember going into her office and being like, well, this is like,

she said, why would you leave? And I was like, I don't know. She gets a rocket ship. And I was like, well, okay. I don't know. Obviously it why would you leave? And I was like, I don't know. She's like, it's a rocket ship. And I was like, well, okay. I don't know. Obviously, it was a rocket ship.

And I was like, I don't know. Like, I don't fucking have any reason to stay. And she's like, you'd be dumb to leave. And I was like, okay. But that was probably the only time I ever. Those radio stations dropped the fucking ball. Because if they came in and offered, if Philly, New York, Boston, all these places, offered the guys here real money.

They're all floundering and dying now. You probably had a chance right then and there to really poach people away if you threw around, because the guys on the air, at least in New York, were making, Mike and the Mad Dog and these guys

were making a lot of money. So if you gave even a fraction of that to like these young guys who were coming through barstool you probably could have you know at least at least fought off a little bit of the extinction going on you know what i mean but they they never really uh it was it was like like i said it never really got anything yeah they never really made like a conversation yeah but that and even that was like i didn't i wasn't in a purgatory in the sense like i wanted to leave it was one of those things was like i don't know if they offer me more money right and right why would i not leave right that's how jobs work if someone offers you more money you go to that job well i people need to like remember that that it's just a job. You know what I mean?

The loyalty that it's such a one-way street of people being loyal to their job and the job not being loyal to them back. Yeah. They'll drop you in a fucking heartbeat. You get a better offer, see you later. No reason to stick around. Now, if there is a reason, like, well, I'm going to less now but because i have a future here that could make more yeah but if it's just like apples to apples and there's more money see you later should you raise your hand that was crazy because it's off topic it's pretty off topic so i just i don't know why i raised my hand can i can i it's off topic but this guy this guy was walking his dog you remind me on west side highway

i don't i can't really like i don't figure out what i saw i saw a dog with like big old titties he was wearing a sports bra or she was wearing a sports bra i'm not kidding and so like as i was walking i was like that's funny Like that dog looks like it has Like breasts And then I got close and I was like Well so then what is it And then I got closer and I was like no that's a sports bra And like

The boot like the dogs It was like two so then I was like maybe there's just like Two weights in the Oh maybe But then but like it was like you could see like the dog needs to lose some weight oh that's the thing i don't know but i like yeah like i thought like whatever which is also weird move but i saw like the side boob was like fur so then i was like was it an old dog no no i mean i don't know i didn't like like old dogs like my dogs before

they died had like big fat deposits. They weren't breast by any stretch of magic, but maybe it could become that if they got bigger fat deposits. I guess. It was... But it was like... Just if anyone has seen this dog on the West Side Highway... You didn't have your phone?

No. I also didn't want to be a creep and snap this dog's cleavage. That's a pervert move. I'm going to show my friend this dog's tits. When you said, it's off topic. Holy moly. It's because the viewers, the listeners,

the guy was walking his dog. Oh, that's right. Okay, so there was at least some bit of a segue. But boy, there's no segue into that one at all. Speaking of purgatory, you ever see a dog with tits? That is crazy. Okay, anyway, sorry. So we never got to the bottom of it?

Never got to the bottom of it. But I really want to know if anyone has seen this dog on my side. And what's going on? Hey, KFC, funny tool side. And like, what is it? What's going on? Hey, KFC fights, whole crew, long time, long time.

So recently I've been getting into a world war two. And as a 25 year old teenage girl, I don't know that much about world war two. I feel like I only learned about us history in high school, obviously didn't take history classes in college. Anyway. So I'm reading this book. And at the beginning of the book, it's set in rural France in the 1940s.

So at the beginning of the book, France surrenders to Germany. And I look over at my boyfriend, who, like most men, knows too much about World War II. And like most men, thinks his girlfriend is dumb. Thinks, maybe knows. I don't know. So then I look at him and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. France surrendered to Germany in World War Two. When did that happen? Who, how did I miss this one? And then he's like, why the fuck do you think Normandy happened? D-Day. You ever heard of that one? And I'm like, yes, I've seen Saving Private Ryan. Of course. I forget that's France. Anyway, so that was my first mishap. Then we start watching Band of Brothers and because he loves it as a World War II nerd and they are in Holland

and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Holland? And he's like, yes, Holland is the Netherlands. And I'm like, I've been there. I know that of course, but whoa, whoa, whoa, they surrendered to Germany too. And then he again is like, you ever heard of Anne Frank? Didn't you go to her house? I'm like, yes, yes, so that's over to it for me so my question is what are things that you know you should know but you just can't it doesn't come to you like that

yes I know Normandy yes I know D-Day but that was France yes I know that but I don't know maybe I'm just I can understand I completely understand what you're saying I don't think about when I think about Anne. I don't think about, when I think about Anne Frank, I don't think that's because the Netherlands surrendered to the Nazis. It makes sense that they were occupying it and then she had to hide,

but I don't connect those two. I've also been to the Anne Frank house. Right now, before that video, if you were like, where is Anne Frank? Where was Anne Frank hiding? Probably Berlin. I've been. i've been probably berlin like i i've been i've been i mean i wouldn't even i would know it was there i just wouldn't make the connection that it's because they took over you know yeah i didn't know they surrendered i knew about normandy obviously knew about d-day i don't know i i actually in having just gotten back in france i learned i did not know anything about france like i didn't know yeah we don't

know shit about shit here. Bro, think about when you were in social studies. At least I remember it was June 5th in school and we were getting to World War II. It was like,

have a good summer. The last page of all of our textbooks was always 9-11 so it was just like huge skip 9-11 at some point that's got a shift right where it's like at least for me like we painstakingly agonizingly went over like the american revolution for like what felt like months and then there was you know we had to do do 200 or 300 years in the same amount of time. And you leave France off.

I don't know. I always know that they're cowards and they're pussies. And again, having just gotten back, I can definitively say they're absolute cunts. But you know what? I go back and forth with that because I got a tour of the Louvre and I had a tour guide. And I got a tour of the Louvre, and I had a tour guide.

And I landed, went to the Louvre, and got a tour. And I was just talking to my tour guide, who's a woman, and she's from Portugal, but she's lived in France for 30 years. And I was like, what are the French like? I'm going to be here for a few days. How do I get around? And she was like, honestly, just start with bonjour and you're fine from there. And I was like, my initial reaction was, Jesus Christ, get over yourselves. And then I was like, well, all they ask is to be greeted in their native language on their native land.

And then they'll speak your language. It's a pretty fair thing. I think that's worse i don't know i find that to be like like patronizing or whatever it's just like yeah i realize you know like i know you don't speak it don't like pretend see i i because if you say a very fair exchange just say hello to me in my tongue and then i'll speak yours so but what do you think happens you say like i guess they can tell from the way you say it that like you don't really speak it and then you just speak english back i would just go bonjour uh poly blue english and then they would go yeah what's up yeah

what do you got but they would it was pretty that was in paris in osh it was very much like xenophobia yeah it was it was like Like, we would try to get dinner, and we'd be like, can we eat? And they'd be like, no. I kind of respect that, too, though. Like, you know, it's just a mess.

When you start letting all these other fucking things happen, you know what I mean? We're fighting this war over here. We got our hands in this and that. Just close ranks. It was fucking, you know. Japan in the 1800s?

Yeah. Japan was fucking good. No one can leave. No one can come. Leave us the fuck alone. I think it was maybe 1900s. I think that, you know, usually when you do that stuff, there's like ethnic cleansing involved.

I'm not down with that. But I am down with like, I'm just going to let the Middle East do its thing. I'm just going to let you guys fight that war. I'm not going to worry about that over there. We got our own shit. But I'm sure the problem with this question is you don't know what you don't know. Right, right, right, right. But there's got to be a million things that I know but I don't make the connection that,

oh, that happened because of this. Or if I didn't know tortilla chips were made from tortillas, I certainly don't connect the dots in World War II wars. You know? Yeah. I don't know. I don't think I knew to feel like that sentence. Did France surrender in World War II?

That I knew. That I knew. That's why we call them surrender monkeys and they're fucking. I just thought they didn't get involved. I thought it was just like kind of like you with the Middle East. It's like, oh, you guys figure it out. That's Switzerland, right? They were.

Switzerland. But they were like outwardly neutral. Right. I thought France was like, I don't know if you guys want to fight here. Which is kind of crazy. Yeah. That they were like, because weren't they like, that's where Nazis were hiding. Like money.

Yeah. So it's like, you're neutral, but you're really still helping them a lot. It's like, you're not really doing much for us. Right. You're letting them hide all their shit there. We're like millions of miles away. I don a lot. It's like, you're not really doing much for us. Right. Right. It's like, you're letting them hide all their shit there. We're like millions of miles away. I don't know. Uh,

to just be like, you guys figure that out. Yeah. It's like, uh, it's happening. It's a massacre happening all around you. Crazy.

What does surrender even really mean? Surrender, I guess, kind of just means I'm being outwardly neutral. Yeah. Wait. And also, like, like they didn't start fucking and they didn't become start fighting for the nazis so what does surrender mean right did they start fighting for the nazis you need to fight for them and it's like

i think you just take over there you occupy you know everything your government is no longer in power your army has surrendered you know you don't you probably take over all their artillery and all their resources and shit like that so so you give them everything i would imagine otherwise you're still biting them no but if you're like we're not gonna shoot you but you can't have our guns i would imagine i would imagine uh the h man wouldn't have trusted that that that pinky swear promise i won't shoot you um I don't know what that... What's a false surrender? Maybe that's what...

It's a war crime. False surrenders are usually to draw the enemy out of cover, and then you attack them. I would do that. I would for sure do that. That's some fucking malicious shit. I would be like, you know, we are... We're done. No, we're done.

No, we're not. But does it, like, honestly, I still don't really know what does it technically mean. Capitulation and agreement in time of war to surrender to a hostile armed force. I think it just means you go, nah, I'm not, we're not going to fight. I don't think it means we start fighting for you. You can start using our weapons and guns. I think it just means, like, yeah, we're out. I guess so, yeah. I just don't think I would...

I don't know how much I would trust it. The process. Let's see. When the parties agree to terms, surrender may be conditional. The surrounding party agrees to submit only after the victor makes certain promises. So yeah, they probably say like, you know,

we won't kill any civilians you and your you know you and your uh any important people can like go unharmed but you know we we uh are gonna set up shop here this doesn't really have any answers. No, it doesn't. Wikipedia let us down on this one. I still don't really know what fans did. Yeah, that was... Like, whoever wrote that one was just bullshit.

Yeah. From what I'm reading, it seems like it's like we're just... You don't get anything, but you don't kill us. I think it's more like they wanted to advance and just take over all of Europe. So it's just like, we're going to occupy Europe. But did French people... Obviously, I'm sure there were some lunatics. But French people didn't become Nazis.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sure that there's people who were forced into certain things. But it's not like we fight for your team now. I think it's just more like we're going to roll through. I think that's why they usually call it the Nazi occupation because it's like we're just going to occupy the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I would do that false surrender all the time.

I'm surprised that's not more of a thing. It's what fucking Benjamin Martin did. Benjamin Martin had the militia running like that in the Patriot. They would go, we surrender, and then they'd all pop up idiots um it is weird that they're in war there's like like there were like we don't fight on christmas eve and like yeah you know like it seems to me like it should be like an all-out we're fighting all the time i forget instead it's like you know what war would it have been vietnam when they all now i don't know what have been? Vietnam? When they all now, I don't know, a war of Gulf War maybe?

When they all stopped to watch Pele. Pele was on TV that day or something like that. Whoa, hang on. Pele's playing. No, it probably wasn't a war America was involved in. But still, it's very funny. All right, last voicemail. Yep.

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got to do is let off the gas hit the brakes a little bit and I can just like slow down and then keep going right through half a second no one knows we move on but instead these fuckers get in line to like wait for the red fucking light no context no awareness of the situation and uh then I gotta get off I gotta like reset the pedals then get back on keep going so. So let's like, I get it. It's obviously bad for bicyclists, but it's also bad for drivers. Like I've been driving a car for forever. I get it. So I think these two forces are just, you know, they're Joker and Batman. They're doomed to go at it for the rest of eternity. And I'm kind of fucking here for it. It's electric, you know,

it's, it's socks Yankees. It it's what you live for so my question is uh what are some other things in life you know that are just great people on both sides you know but just always gonna go at it no matter what oh and a little follow-up for you what do you think's the oldest way to say fucking you know probably. It sounds like you're fucking. Or, you know, laying pipe. Indoor plumbing wasn't discovered until, I don't know when, but that had to come,

laying pipe had to come after that. Knocking boots, when were boots invented? So, yeah. What's another example of Joker, Batman, bicyclists, car drivers, and what's the oldest way of saying fucking? Love it. Two very different questions um the i first i completely understand his line of thinking i'm sure if i was a bicyclist i'd hate everyone

too yeah when i'm not so i hate you when i'm in a car i'm like get these fucking people out of the goddamn road like even pedestrians i'm like you're, you're on the right of way. And then when I'm walking, I'm jaywalking. I'm like, go, go. It's like, yeah, which side benefits me? As far as who's doomed to just do this dance for eternity? Pop and Soda Sayers. Yeah, they'll never. Pop and Soda. You'll never get me to convert on that one. They'll never. Pop and Soda.

You'll never get me to convert on that one. I'll never call it pop. There's all of those like fucking deep dish versus fucking. Yeah. All of the things that matter the least. Yeah. Yeah. You could sway me on politics for sure.

You know? But you start to tell me that like, you know, deep dish is better than regular. Get the fuck out of here. Hockey and basketball fans. Yeah. Hockey and basketball fans. White people and black people. to tell me that like you know deep dish is better than regular big get the fuck out of here hockey and basketball fans yeah hockey and basketball fans uh white people and black people no but for real men and women men and women will never sync up it's never gonna work on a whole on like a wide like no um and then as far as israel palestine um as far as the oldest way to say fucking that's an interesting one because some of those some of those things probably when that was invented they were both horrific at that point it was like these things

are fucking disgusting i I don't know. Who's do you think were worse, theirs or ours back then? Theirs. Yeah. Theirs is the whole ecosystem. Yeah. Ours is just like, I mean, ours is outward. We had soap.

We were fine. Theirs, they didn't have fucking St. Ives or whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, that shit that you got to get all up in there. They probably used to just fucking bleed, right? Yeah. Just let it go. Yeah, I can't even ask that question. No brainer. What was worse in medieval times,

dicks or pussies? Pussies. Pussies. It was... When do you think they started calling it pussy? And why? Why would you call a vagina a pussy? Like, at that point, the only thing I know that's a pussy is a cat.

Cats are girls. Dogs are boys. That is a fact. That's a fact. You think that's what it was? Just like these cats are all like girls, so we'll just call that a pussy? Yeah, probably. Google, why do we call a pussy?

Why do we call a vagina a pussy? Cleopatra. She's got cats all over all the time. She's throwing around that pussy. Probably Cleopatra. No, no, no. Why do we call a vagina a pussy? But that could be it right there.

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, non-sexual endowment. It was around this time. Yeah. Yeah, non-sexual endearment. It was around this time. The vagina, referring to it as something soft, warm, and furry. I guess, yeah. I mean, it was furry for a long time. That's not really what I think of when I think of cats.

I think of sharp claws and teeth. Yeah. You know, now it's not furry anymore. That would not be the overarching way to describe it. I don't know what animals bald. Why do you call it pussy? I don't know. It's just so fucking hairy.

Looks like the back of a cat. The oldest term, go to that page, 17 euphemisms for sex From the 1800s Basket making? Basket making's sick Yeah that's a good one Bread and butter Hey I got a question

With the birds and the bees Which one's which? That doesn't make any sense to me What do birds and bees do together? But bees I think it's bees pollinate, right? Right. So that would be the male.

Birds, I don't know what they do. But the male pollinates. Right, but what do the birds have to do? It should be more like the bees and the flowers. Yeah, right. I don't know maybe birds with birds with eggs oh okay so like the the bees are pollinating and then the birds have eggs that like you know that's the two sides the guy comes in you and then you build a baby

that's what this the bees are doing that and the birds are doing that okay like how sex was explained to us through bestiality yo how much better would eggs be what do you mean i feel like if we like i can't believe how primitive human procreation still is so you just gotta carry this fucking thing inside of you and then shit it out and it like wrecks your body and then the you know like i feel like that's something that we should be able to put like in a little little tube you know and a little like a little toaster and so you just build it outside the body i every day think like why are we all on board with like growing human inside of you and it crawls out yeah i mean it's just the way i mean that's just like if i were to see that in like an alien movie i'd be like what

the fuck right yeah you saw like some tentacle go inside and discharge something and then this thing grows till it almost explodes and then comes flying out oh this is fucking demonic it's like yeah it's just babies i i mean i if if if if you could tell me right now you could take sperm and an egg and put it into like a into like a you know little tub and it would grow in there and then you just take it out like smoke goes everywhere and you just have a baby we're probably pretty close we gotta be with ibf like aren't we fucking gotta be aren't we like picking our eye colors and shit now yeah yeah if you're like really rich you can be picking you can be fucking with that if you do that that's weird that's like that is some weird fucking just i don't know have the goddamn kid and just fucking yeah but it's like but where do you draw the line though because it's like you know what i mean if you could like

stop something bad from happening you do that and it's And it's like, well, you're there. Can you make sure he's over 5'10"? You know? I guess, but also, I'd fucking make my kid short. Make him short a little dick. That's an interesting idea. I'll ruin my kid's life now. You think you're going to be better than me? No, I don't think so, dude.

You're better than me? Are you paying any of the bills? No, you're the fucking little one with the little dick I'll make sure that this TV holds my head He'll never have that moment where he beats dad at something You are genetically predisposed to lose to me, kid Can I get one with Spina Bifida, please? I'll be outside the backyard

raining on them what is it like evolutionary attraction to light eyes I do not know that you were about to say something like you knew no I was not I couldn't tell you

my guess would just be that colorful things in nature, like peacocks and shit, they're always just kind of drawn to color, and this is our version of that. Yeah, color is healthy. I'm always told my mom is like, have a lot of colors on your plate. Colors on your plate. I think there's something that's why they make candy so colorful because it is, again, pleasing to your brain or whatever. It's instinctual that you know, like a primal thing, you know that that stuff's good.

Yeah. Like you can eat colorful things in the wild. I would almost think it's like the opposite though. There's like poisonous things. But it's like, I mean, berries are bad example, but like peppers, like a lot of the fruits we eat are colorful because we learned that those ones don't have poison. But you know what? So much of that shit is like I think seeing somebody tan is physically appealing, but it used to not be that way.

It was like you are poor and outside and you're gross. Look at that milky white girl over there. She's amazing. are poor and outside and you're gross and look how look at that milky white girl over there she's amazing that is not you know i can't imagine that flipping but it was completely made up i'm coming around on on pale i like pale i'm coming around on um i i don't necessarily like pale but dude these like young girls like you girls getting like botox and shit when you don't need it. Oh, I'm watching Love Island. Is fucking insane.

Yeah. It's insane. Like, they, like, you see these girls who are, like, in their 20s and they look like they're in their 40s. And it's, like, because you started fucking with your face when you didn't need to. You were young and pretty. Yeah. When you're old and you're trying to, like, hold on to it, get a few more years, fine. But you start fucking with your face when you're, like, in your early 20s.

By the time you're, like, 28, you look like you're 45. So now you really fucked yourself. That doctor, did you see that doctor who was, like, on Instagram? He was, like, looking at the cast of Love Island, being like, I'll tell you how old they are and like what work they got done yeah and like how old they do look and he was like nailing it you know i'll tell you preventative botox and shit like that it's like you teenagers are like getting botox injections like it's fucking you're getting your nails done it's like your face is going to look gross when you're older and my point being that when you're like you're tan it looks nice well then it goes

quick especially for white people like it goes quick yeah all of a when you're like you're tan it looks nice well then it goes quick especially for white people like it goes quick yeah all of a sudden you're wrinkly and you're saggy and it's like so i think if you you know maybe you don't look like super hot and tan at one age but as you start to get older you have like nice skin and you look like healthy i can get down with that yeah the uh fuck what they going to say, you said something that reminded me of something. Young girls getting Botox? No. Doctors.

You said you were going to say something about doctors. Yeah, I remember that one, but the doctor, I also, I think doctors should not be allowed to do that. I think, I think doctors doing all this shit these days. I was going to say, I don't think TikTokers, I don't think doctors should be allowed to have TikTok. And if they do, they would have to like send in their PhD and like get it approved. But even if you have one, like you, you don't think doctors should be allowed to have TikTok. And if they do, they would have to send in their PhD and get it approved. But even if you have one, you don't know. You haven't seen this piece.

Well, I'm sure they play it as like, I'm giving my guess. It's just for entertainment. You should be a doctor and get to do entertainment. I agree with that. I agree with that. The same way they do in sports when they just have like, ah, torn ACL. What are you talking about? You watched it with me.

You're watching it on the television. Yeah, you haven't fucking seen anything well i and they're right sometimes and they're fucking wrong sometimes like same shit with like jim cramer yeah financial stuff you're a tv star now you haven't been working the fucking markets forever you know what are you talking about but i think it's fair if you're like i was a doctor and i'm now like dr phil i'm now a fucking tv host yeah but it's these people who show up i'm a practicing doctor right now and you're just i'm trying to get my likes up because you're probably going to say whatever the fuck it takes to go viral not what's true or whatever like that doctor who said like who said they they were the one who gave matt rife their chin implant

yeah and matt rife was like i didn't get one and i'm gonna like you should lose your license yeah now that that guy should be sued for defamation. He should lose his license. There should absolutely be like a – well, I guess there is, isn't there? Like patient doctor confidentiality. That's how you knew that even if he got one, that wasn't his doctor because the doctor who fucking did it has it. You ain't going to say that shit. Yeah, you should not be able to like like you shouldn't out anybody on that shit

you know what i mean i guess the flip side is if you get that shit done you should have to also be up front about it i don't think so because it's it's portrayed to so many like young people that like this is not like you you should look like this and it's like the only reason she looks like that is because she has literally a fake face but also you're saying it's not appealing so who cares how they got it done? I think that, but a lot of these girls are like, I want my hair cut. How do I do it?

Suck all of the fucking fat out of your skin. Well, when you're like 30, it's going to be falling off. You're going to look gross, but in the moment, you just want to look like Bella Hadid. Idiots. I'm one of them. Yeah, I know.

You shouldn't be doing that. Don't do it. Well, it's moving. Yeah. I don't want to do it again. I don't have water. You had like one. I know because I got to get them every three months.

So I have to go back and get it again. I mean, when I went, I was like, fuck me up. I was like, give me chicken. I was like give me I said I was a give me cheek implants oh she also I asked her an eyebrow raises she was like you know forehead space while we're making fun of your features uh I was watching hacks on the plane and I didn't watch season one while. I was watching Hacks on the Plane and I didn't watch season one in a while so I was watching season one

and Jean Smart is always making fun of Hannah Einbender's hands and there's this one part where she picks up a picture

and I was like I look like Jackie's hands and then Jean Smart goes look at these they're downright extraterrestrial. Yeah you guys are like don't get

work done and then you make fun of my picture and I fucking ask. Yeah we you guys are like, don't get work done and then you make fun of my version of the picture I fucking asked. Yeah, we all have goofy shit. Make fun of my nose,

my fucking hands, my feet. When we were doing Out of Order the other day, I asked Jackie to do a confused face and it was like, take number five.

I was like, all I gotta do is just raise your eyebrows and you're like, I can't. And I forgot. I was like, I feel like I'm doing it.

It's not. Because it looked like you were trying but nothing was happening. It just went over my head. You couldn't do it. I didn't even think about it. I saw it on camera

and I was like, oh yeah, I'm not making a single stroke. Bro, every three months you're just getting poison up in that face.

Oh yeah, so I said, I was like, give me what you got and then the price came out and it was like way and i couldn't so then but if if it hadn't been for that like i would have come back looking like a violent person what is like you what is the point no like no like i'm happy that i didn't what like what is i don't even know how much botox i would have oh it's like um like a hundred dollars per unit or 20 per unit but then like they do like a bunch

of units how many like so like i forget it, like, a bunch of units. How many units? So, like... I forget. It was, like, 30 on this side, 30 on this side for... It's for chin. I remember I...

Or jaw. I used to have... I paid, like, a thousand bucks when I was doing my armpits. It all cost me $800.

$800? Yeah. Okay, so it's not crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. It's affordable. Yeah. Relatively affordable. Well, like, for a chunk of my, like? Yeah. Okay, so it's not crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. It's affordable. Yeah. Relatively affordable.

Well, like, for a chunk of my, like, it's not great. But, like, you know. Do it. Save it for when you're getting ugly. When you're young, you're not getting ugly. Yeah. These Love Island freaks are ruining the world. I'm watching now, by the way.

Yeah, it's so good. Are you watching? Do people watch America, though? Well, I'm watching now by the way yeah it's so good are you watching do people watch America though no I'm watching UK okay I started watching USA oh nevermind

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