KFC Radio - Blake Anderson, Jay Pharoah, and Sad Boy Season Has Arrived

Episode Date: September 8, 2020

Subscribe, Rate, and Leave a Review! Download the ATI App today: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/answer-the-internet/id1514656026 -KFC returns from his first vacation in 6 years and is warmly welcomed by the internet -Did we miss our chance to move to the Bahamas? -Bill Belichick and Cam Newton love each other -What job never gets old? -Top 5 Things about Fall (aka Sad Boy Season) -Voicemails include porn addiction:is it real, killer haircut, and date prep (01:26:30) Blake Anderson returns to the show! We discuss the new show he's on Woke, the hilarious people involved, the on set chemistry, and it's cultural relevance. We also discuss Disney Gangs, favorite alcohol, starting a podcast with the Workaholics crew, and much more. (2:00:00) Jay Pharoah joins the show! We discuss slidin into the dm's of childhood celebrity crushes, developing the talent to do impressions, his favorite impressions he has, Jay's real name(which might shock you), and talking to himself in character. Jay also tells us about the scary experience of being unjustly held at gunpoint and put under arrest by the police while he was out for a jog. Let us know what you think on Twitter: @kfcradio @kfcbarstool @feitsbarstool @UncleBlazer @JayPharoah Subscribe to our Youtube Channel for Daily Clips: https://www.youtube.com/user/KFCradio Follow us on Instagram: instagram.com/kfcradio Follow us on Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kfcradio Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kfcradioYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh! I'm roping this in. The change into the leaves gets me fucking hard. The foliage! Oh, I love foliage! The foliage is insanely sexy. I love foliage. Foliage is insane. Yeah. Sexy. It's another edition of KFC radio on the Barstool sports network. Back at it back from vacation. Although,

I mean, I guess for, we did our episodes last week, so it probably didn't even feel like we were gone, but... It was weird. It's so fucking weird how hard it is to remember what you said a week ago. I was legitimately struggling trying to remember the podcast. I was like, I don't know what we said. I don't know who our guests were.

I couldn't recall a single voicemail. It's like, just fucking please listen. Please listen. I got a few buttholes. Oh, come on, dude. Trying to ease back into this shit. And you come in with a nichey asshole. I just dove head first into your asshole.

I'm going to be going like this. I'm going to sit on a pile of fire ants. Did you not shower? Did you not wipe? What's the problem here? I don't know. It's just, I mean, fucking shit happens sometimes, bro. Literally, apparently.

God damn it. I just got an itchy butthole. That happens, man. Things go down. It does. I literally just got out of the shower. It has nothing to do with cleanliness. My hair is still wet from the shower.

Well, I mean, it has something to do with cleanliness. It doesn't. I just washed my butt like five seconds ago. Well, it doesn't just, it's not itchy if it's clean. I mean, you, like what? Like when my arm itches, it's because it's fucking dirty? That's different. It's not different.

It's so different. It starts your body to start to itch sometimes, bro. When you have an itch on your arm, you scratch it, it goes away. Yeah, I can't get to my butthole right now. You want me to scratch my asshole right here? Honestly, I'd rather you scratch your asshole than we'll talk about it the whole time. So just fuck it. I'll turn the other way.

You dig in, scratch it, we'll keep it moving. Just keep wiggling. Oh, my God. Anyway, welcome back, though. When Dane Cook did the itchy asshole bit, like, what, 20 years ago now? I remember that. Oh, man, that was great. You mentioning it brings a bell, but I don't know.

He was like, the itchiest asshole on record. But it was, like, the first time someone like publicly talked about when your ass itches and like the whole audience guys girls everyone's kind of like yep yep yeah that's a thing that's a thing for sure yeah back thanks john thanks so happy to be back here it was funny i so that was the first week i took off in six years which people think i'm like making up i'm like it really was you do look legitimately refreshed yeah well so it's funny you say that because like i i it was like i keep i kept saying, like, the cliche, like, I need a vacation for my vacation because, like, the kids were fucking, you know, six, seven straight days with the kids is nuts. But I've definitely learned the difference between, like, tired and stressed from taking care of your kids and tired and stressed from, like, fucking the internet being the worst place in the world.

Do you know what I mean? Like, it was, like, as tiring as it is to run around with kids and tired and stressed from like fucking the internet being the worst place in the world you know what i mean like it's it was like as as tiring as it is to run around with kids and shit it was not like a it was not like mental warfare 24 hours a day so uh like today uh like back at it's labor day but still i made a couple uh instagram videos and i mean just immediately the dms and the comments come flooding back in. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's right. I remember why I hate this. I got people sending me pictures of my ex-wife's new boyfriend. I got people telling me to kill myself.

I got all sorts of weird shit going on. And you're getting on me about an itchy butthole. You're like, come on, man. Itchy butthole is the best thing that happened to you today. That's a sad thought, but a real one. But I was like, oh, yeah, boy. Yeah. Like, I mean, you threw me into the deep end.

I was like thrown back into the deep end from the rest of the Internet. And then you were kind of like pushing my head into the water with your itchy asshole. So back at it once again. Here we go. This is the weirdest, like, Labor Day on record, at least. I feel like probably for everybody. But do you feel that? Why?

Like, I just feel like summer was so weird, went super fast for me. And, like, the fact that there's football next week and technically we're, like, into fall and all that shit. Usually that's something that I'm, like, you know, July 4th hits. And I'm, like, I can't wait for fall. And, like, dying for it. And this one just, like, all of a sudden I blinked it. Yeah, that's true. I never and I'm like, I can't wait for fall and like dying for it. And this one just like all of a sudden I blinked. I never did think like I can't wait for fall. I always can't wait for fall.

Fall is the best season in the world. Yeah. But the, yeah, there was no part. It's just here now. I had a normal everyday weekend though. I had a, went out to the vineyard, had like a party. Yeah. It was awesome.

Yeah. We like hired a DJ and shit. Oh wow. It was, it was sick. What was his name? Uh, Sterling. DJ Sterling. Let's go for just like you and your buddies. It was sick. What was his name? Sterling. DJ Sterling. For just like you and your buddies?

It was my family. Okay. It was my sister's birthday. Extended family? Okay, alright. No, there were 18 of us. So we were within COVID guidelines. But the cops got called. And by the time the cops got called, because we were burning it down until like 11 o'clock. It wasn't

late. Yeah. And by the time the cops got there, it we were like burning it down until like 11 o'clock. It wasn't late. And by the time the cops got there, it was like 1243. And this is just like a neighbor snitching on you? Yeah. Yeah. And I was already in bed by this point. But by the time the cops came, it was just my sister and her friends doing karaoke on the dance floor. And there's just one guy alone on the dance floor singing rocket man and the cops are like you gotta turn it down and he's like okay sorry

and they're like no stop speaking into the mic you're like my bad my bad oh man what a what a like a a metaphorical like end to summer you were standing on the dance on like the the karaoke floor singing rocket man alone when the police told you to shut it down dude it's time to wrap it up it's over take this shit home bro it's over dude did you do you know your neighbors was it any like not really yeah yeah and it was funny because they were like the cop my sister was kind of being a smart ass the cops were like that house is called i was called three times my sister's like no that's our house too and then she they were like all right well that house then she didn't know the house is called out called three times i was just like no that's our house too and then she was like all right well that house then she said no house is under construction

there was only one neighbor it could have possibly been we know who it was i saw a good picture of uh you and your dad on your story looked like papa feist was chopping it up yeah we had like we had like a dance floor built in the backyard not built but we had like yeah laid it down rent it like yeah laid out in the backyard yeah and then dj i feel like your parents are in a good spot right now where, like, all their kids are grown and, like, pretty much good or, you know, whatever and, like, are just enjoying life now.

Yeah. Just, like, hanging out, partying with the kids, drinking, smoking, buying houses, like, whatever, you know? It was quite a weekend. It was very, very fun. They are kind of, like, inspirational in the sense of, like, I do think a lot of times people kind of, it's a depressing thought, but people are kind of like i i do think a lot of times people people kind of it's a depressing thought but people are kind of like you know the next like 30 years are gonna suck

yeah you know what i mean well that's what nicole garganti's got that joke yeah he's like yeah he's like teen parents i watched teen mom and those girls haven't figured out yes because they're gonna go to high school suck anyway just throw a kid in the mix he's like if i had my daughter as a teenager she'd be moved out right now yes by the time she moves out i'll be like because my parents had me when they were 22 so like they were pretty they were pretty young yeah they were by the time they were my age by the time they were 32 they had all their kids shit that is ridiculous that is what it is how you end up being 55 absolutely i mean you're not like yeah i mean if i'm if when i when my kids are 30 i'll be like 60 which is not like you know you're not dead i'll be dead but like it really is like if you can leave time on the clock

when your kids are are self-sufficient and he's like all right now we can travel we can party we can like do whatever that's the way to go that's why the biological clock is such a motherfucker either either when you're talking about girls who like feel like they need to have a kid or even if you can push back like when you can have them being an old dad old parent sucks not for me i could barely like keep up like when i'm fucking running around on my hands and knees picking them up all that shit i'm like oh my god this is terrible was like 40, 42, 45 doing that with little kids. There was a video, a viral video, it was years ago, I think, of like a triathlete just trying to keep up with a toddler for a full day.

He couldn't do it. Every time he got down, the triathlete got down. Every time he ran, the triathlete would run with him. Dude, their energy is insane. Their energy, they're fucking nuts. I mean, my kids wake up, and they're just ready to go. And I'm like, what is this? How is it humanly possible?

I mean, they are ready to fucking rock. Now what I've been doing is I just throw them an iPad. And like the other day, Shay woke up at like five. And I just threw her an iPad. And I went back to sleep. And I woke up at like 8. She had just been on the iPad for 3 hours. She had her screen time steps in that day.

The battery was on like 10%. I was like, oh my god. I don't know how people do it. Didn't Mick Jagger have a kid when he was like, just recently? When he was like 75? I imagine the woman who sleep with Mick Jagger, like they get pregnant in the bathroom at dinner

and they give birth by midnight. Like it's just like Mick Jagger's super semen just grows. Like they fucking a stall. And she goes into labor by the time dessert comes out. Do you want dessert, sir? No, we're going to labor. We gotta get to the delivery room. I mean, I guess those guys are just like, here, you can have this kid.

I'm not even gonna know this kid's name. You're raising it along with a stack of money and all the help you buy. I won't even fucking talk to this kid. I was listening to the radio on the way down here, and I drove down today, drove back, and Girls Like you came on the old room and five song with cardi b okay oh yeah yeah yeah and she did a song with them

i never realized her line at like her last line of her verse is dropped an album dropped a baby but i never dropped the ball yeah who says you dropped the baby it's great fucking awesome what does that mean means i had dropped a baby dropped the album dropped a baby? It's great. Fucking awesome. What does that mean? I dropped a baby. Dropped an album, dropped a baby, but I never dropped a ball. Cardi B's baby had a release date. Yo, Cardi being involved in politics is a wild scene, man. She's going out with Candace Parker. Candace Owens.

Candace Owens is just like, you know, you're getting played. Like, Joe Biden's just using you, and you don't know what you know you're getting played like Joe Biden's just using you and like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and then Cardi B was like Donald Trump's just fucking using you like you don't get invited to do anything with the Republican Party you just keep like carrying their water and they're just going at it and I was like this is

I we need I pray to God the election like changes things but I don't think it's gonna you don't think it'll help a little bit? It's gonna make everything so much worse. So much worse. You're right. People keep saying things like, well,

this will die down or this will change. It's already been beaten into people's heads that it's not a legitimate election. It's not gonna go well. There's no scenario. Zero scenarios that end well on November 5th none

and I don't think it's gonna be a month if there's mail-in voting and shit like that so it's just gonna be like we're in limbo and everyone wants to kill each other and then no matter what the result is people are gonna be pissed oh god fucking kill me man fucking

I almost hope Trump wins. So like the people with guns are the ones who aren't pissed. Like a small part of me is like, I don't know, man. Just fucking, we'll take a knee on this one. If it comes down to it, you know, you look at like the fucking like hipster, hippie, fucking, you know, liberal and like the gun-toting conservative. Like which one do you want angry? I'd rather have that girl on the ground who's like,

No! I'd rather have her pissed than some dude with an AR-15 and a bad attitude. Oh, man. All of the, like, I'm moving to Canada shit is always so lame, but when it's gotten to the point where it's like, I don't want any of it. I don't want anything to do with any of these people anymore. God, let's just move to the fucking, to the islands, man.

You know what I was thinking? Yo, I have my friends who are legitimately considering that. Yeah? What's where and what? Like, what's the plan? Harbor Island. Where? Harbor Island.

What's that? It's an island off, it's actually, it's the island where I told the search buddy with the fucking, the rag, who's like, he's like, I'm going to fucking shove that down your throat. Yeah. And then, because he had a big, he had a stitch in his hand. Yes. And the doctor came in and grabbed that and went to go clean up his blood. He's like, get that the fuck fucking shove that down your throat. Yeah. Because he had a big kidney stitch in his hand. Yes. And the doctor came in and grabbed that and went to go clean up his blood.

He's like, get that the fuck away from me. It's this tiny little island that cars aren't allowed on in the Bahamas. And they're not even letting people in, so they're considering getting a private jet and just being like, fuck it, we'll go for a few months. If I didn't have kids, I was thinking was thinking especially barstool's in like such flux right now dave going to fucking philly and everyone's kind of like some people are in some people are out i feel like we can kind of do everything we need to now like wherever we are you know and i was like let's just fucking do it like imagine if i get it these goddamn kids of

mine but if we were just like, we gave him a week. You got a few months off now. Yeah, right. Come on. I really, I did. I put in 24 seven for fucking a week. It's a lot. All right.

I took care of my children the whole week. I deserve some credit. If we were just like Barstool Bahamas, if it was just like KFC, we should have done that in the beginning of quarantine. It was just like, we're gone. We're fucking gone. You know, like why beat it and rigs.

Yeah. Smartest motherfuckers in the joint you know if we just like had a little villa down like the virgin islands or some shit you got friends down there we just get set up with the locals we bring nick and some fucking mics that would be dope i mean it's too late now i know but you know what like is it yeah because now it's the fall and i don't want to miss the fall true i want to be here for the fall all right well the winter we're going it's just like those are the things in life i mean we we've talked about these things like all the time like basically retiring to these kind of spots it's like you're you're never going to be like a right time although this was as right as it's ever going to be like the world like put this on a platter for people but eventually it's going to

take you just like taking your balls in your hand and being like, this is some unorthodox shit, but we're fucking doing it. Yeah, it'll be like Joe Rogan going to Texas for freedom. For freedom. Yeah, Tim Dillon moved out to the desert for like three months. He was just in a house in the fucking desert recording. I don't know if I would pick the desert.

Desert's not the spot. Not my first choice. But man, now would be the time. Now would be the time to do it. Again, not the time, but the time. It's always not going to be the spot. Not my first choice. But man, now would be the time. Now would be the time to do it. Again, not the time, but the time. It's always not going to be the time. It would be a very nice time. But the fall is here.

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Winter, I mean, like everybody getting back inside. I don't even that. People keep saying like the winter is going to be bad. It's like, isn't that going to just be more like quarantine where everybody like stays back inside because it's cold? So I don't think. Maybe because bars. Flu season and shit.

I get that. But for the actual disease, I feel like it's only going to be more, like, similar to lockdown. So I feel like we're Gucci. But yeah, right. No jinx. This is like everything. Take this with a grain of salt because it was just told to me by someone, but totally by a smart person.

It was told to me by my cousin that the other day, New York City only had 200 cases. I mean. And we win. That's crazy. We win. We win. There were five deaths and 200 cases. That's as low as it goes.

Yeah. And it's like, I don't know what else is going on around the rest of the country. I don't care either. We did our thing here. I did my work. I mean, I was down in Bradley Beach, New Jersey. By the way, it's like my new spot. It's like not Manasquan, and it's not Belmar, and not Neptune, if you know Jersey.

It's just kind of this little hidden spot in the middle. But it was like perfect. But I mean, it was like totally normal. Like bars open and everything. Well, I mean, still, you know, still limited seating, all outdoor shit. But like as far as the beach, they said like that limited, they limited the number of beach badges sold this year. And I was like, well, then what the fuck do you guys sell normally? Because the beach was totally packed. boardwalk people like on it people mini golfing

ice cream like the whole show some people wear masks some people not and but nobody like freaking out there's no fights there's no people yelling and i'm just like these these is i mean when people talk about it being dead all this shit i'm just like i guess what's your definition of dead are you talking about like the the long-term economic feasibility of these bars i don't know that but right now shit looks normal yeah i think people want it to be dead yeah they want to say like look what happened to liberal new york city yeah big time politicized it's a lot of like the beat reporters sport reporters who like wanted their sport to be shut down yeah you know very similar to that where it's just like no it's dead and i'm just like well Yeah. You know, very similar to that where it's just like, no, it's dead. And I'm just like, well, I've been out like five days this week and it's totally no, no,

you're wrong. I go out every single night. And it is unfortunate. Some bars close and that's, that's perfect. A lot of iconic things are shutting down, but this is the same shit that was set up to nine 11. It's the same shit that was set after the financial collapse. Like people, I think people are just jealous of New York because it's fucking awesome fucking awesome yeah i know you don't really care for it but well i mean i

still you hate it like uh it's like my family you know i mean it's like i've been here forever so i don't but yeah i mean there's a reason why it's fucking new york and and people people want to be like oh i think topeka's the best now like yeah no it's not dude new york's new york a lot of like a lot of uh you know middle america people or wherever like, now's our time to shine. We told you it's better to live out here in these fucking one stoplight towns. It's like, no, man. You can have, we'll give you a month. Whatever month you claim.

You can shine. Protests or whatever. Congratulations. You had the best city in the world. But now it's back. I never really noticed it that different. And maybe that's because I looked through it through a rose-colored lens, and I was really happy to be back.

And, of course, there are differences, no doubt. Yeah. But, like, I don't know. It's not all good. Yeah, some bad things have happened. I don't notice the city being overrun with homelessness. I notice the same on all the people. I notice there are a little less people and that's one thing.

That's why it's awesome. So there are less tourists. People keep showing, if you look at Times Square, Times Square it's like you can see Tumbleweed roll by and it used to be this bustling spot of tourism. So yeah, that's not good if you're making your living off of

Times Square tourists. But for the normal people who live here, it's like, I don't give a fuck that Times Square is dead. Leave that shit dead. Bury it in the dirt. Goodbye, Times Square. So it depends on like what your thing in New York City is. I don't give a shit about. Yeah, I don't go to Planet Hollywood that often.

Or whatever the fuck is in Times Square. Yeah, I don't need to go to Bubba Gump Shrimp. And I don't see you. Pay $90 for a fucking Applebee's Olive Garden sampler imagine if we had picked that office man it was that one

I knew we were looking at one it was like right above the Hard Rock or the Planet Hollywood or whatever it was it was huge but if we had done if we had to go through all this quarantine shit in the fucking middle of Times Square, it would have been... Also, we don't need a huge office anymore because there are only 20 of us here. I know.

What's going to happen? I don't know. Especially, well, it's going to be like 16 when we all leave and go to fucking the Bahamas. It's going to be like poor Vibs is going to be like, well, who can I torture now? And nobody's here. Times are changing, man. But the fall is here. And I guess football's here, huh?

Football's here. Like, is the NFL just rolling? Like, they're just like... Yeah, dude, I think that they're like... They're going to be fans? I think some stadiums will be allowing fans. I mean, I saw in college football this weekend, like all the cadets at army navy or wherever army was playing

it was like a lot of them in the stands not like a full a full boat of fans but there was like a lot of them really they were doing some sort of like i don't know army chant or dance or some choreographed shit but like there's a bunch of people in stands i don't know what that setting was i really just saw a quick clip so So I'm not sure what it was, but I know, I know like the Kansas City Chiefs had fans at training camp. Yeah. If you're going to do that, you're going to have fans at games.

You're going to fucking make them pay for tickets too. Hey, shout out to your boy Cam, huh? Shout out to Cam. I mean, Jason Statham is just like, fuck man.

Fuck. He, I mean him and Belichick just like publicly filleting each other nonstop. Oh yeah. Oh, they love each other. Even though he's not getting, I mean, him and Belichick are just publicly filleting each other nonstop. Oh, yeah? Oh, they love each other. Even though he's not getting... I mean, I guess he's smart to still just be humble about it. He's not in a position to be like, what the fuck?

I thought I was going to be the starter, right? What do you mean? Well, I feel like he was never really expecting to be the franchise quarterback anyway, as is. And then kind of got... Wait, you both did them? Yeah. Oh, no. I mean, Belichick and Cam. Cam are inflating each other. Oh, okay. expecting to be the franchise quarterback anyway, as is. And then kind of got... Oh, no, I meant Belichick and Cam. Cam inflating each other. What's Stidham doing then?

Has he said anything? What the fuck? No. They bring in an MVP. It's his job to lose. I honestly did think they loved Stidham. Obviously Cam has shown... Cam has wowed Belichick and Cam

Belichick just won't stop saying enough good things about him he says he's the best won't name him starter yet but I thought he did name him the starter he that's what I was saying shout out to Cam I thought that was the announcement he is reports are he announced to the team but not like publicly formally putting it on the sheet or whatever

and Belichick said I haven't named any starters why would I name a starter at that position i haven't named a starter at any single position do you think belichick ever is like you get tired of it i mean i guess he's such a freak he gets probably such satisfaction out of winning but all all these coaches everyone in like sports in general it's like at some point don't you just like get tired of doing the same thing every year like all right i gotta go out there to the media and i'm gonna fucking lie to them about starters i don't think so rinse wash repeat right it's fucking the proof is in the pudding it works

yeah why go why do anything else this has worked for the last 20 20 years but even that it's like okay so you think he's still i think having having passion 20 years in for the same thing, it's like, can he really be that excited about maybe winning another Super Bowl? Yeah. I guess now he probably is reinvigorated because no Brady and all that shit. But, I mean, at some point – I mean, that's the competitor in me, I guess. Eventually I'll just be like, I don't want to do this anymore. I'm wildly wealthy.

What do you think he makes a year? $15 million? Yeah. His salary is not out there. I don't believe so. It's got to be an astronomical number. I don't know if the number's out there. I think he is the highest paid coach in sports. But I don't know if the number's out there.

Annually $12 million. Damn. I'm sure there's a little extra. What job do you think in the world is the most he said by the way he made 25 a month his first coaching job they were talking about on eei today and he goes yeah i was overpaid at that point what job do you think is the most uh you're the most able to like uh like your passion, like longterm, like,

like a music. Like when I see Billy Joel at the garden, when, you know, by the way, he's, I heard on the radio today coming down, he's not going to do another show until I think November something.

2021 is his first show back. Okay. So that's, I think that kind of makes sense. Cause he's just like, I've done this 10,000 times. Did my residency, you know,

I've, I sold out the garden like 75,000 times in a row. Like, I've done this 10,000 times. Yes. Did my residency. You know, I sold out the garden like 75,000 times in a row. Like, is he really gassed up every time he plays his piano, man? Are you, when you're Bill Burr, are you like, I do feel like comedians do feel like a rush every time they do it. I would guess Billy Joel gets a fucking definite rush when MSG is singing fucking Uptown Girl. But I think MSG to him is like, you know, his just like local neighborhood spot. It's crazy. Yeah, but it's still 20,000 people. How many people that fit in there for Billy Joel?

Yeah, probably. No, it's probably, I mean, because you just have like a little stage. But it's, yeah, probably teens, like 15,000, 18,000. I don't think you can ever get sick of wowing, of giving someone, like a lot of people, it's like a night of their life. Their first time. Yeah. You're giving someone the gift of aing of giving someone like a lot of people like it's like a night their first time yeah yeah you're giving someone the gift of a night of their life i think that comedy and music are the two things where you like feel like a god on stage right like you like a movie star you when you when you go to the red carpet or something you like you know you feel

a rush but everyone's watching your work after it's done you know what i mean yeah you're not getting millions of people gratification right you know marvel made you know whatever three four billion dollars on endgame or whatever and chris evans goes home and he's like wow like i'm captain american the biggest movie ever that's cool but they didn't it wasn't like bam like in that moment you know what i mean yeah those guys on stage they get the encore pressure so like you have more you can have more fun on set like with because they they do seem like a pretty tight knit crew if they're not they're great actors off camera as well yeah but they seem like they all like enjoy each other yeah and like without having to please a crowd i feel like you can really enjoy the moment more well there's i

think there's a difference between enjoying it and getting that high there's no pinpoint moment I'm sure when you wrap a movie there's some feeling but when the audience is screaming for one more song or you nail your final joke it's just gotta be like

I wanna do this forever you feel like a legitimate god as big as this podcast could get. Let's say we one day got to it. Like when Joe Rogan finishes his podcast, I don't think he like puts the mic down and is like, whoa, you know,

that's going to go out to like tens of millions of people or whatever the fuck it is. But I think, you know, it's like, especially when it grows steadily, it's like, this feels to me like we,

when we had 10,000 downloads. Yeah. You know what I mean? Cause it just keeps going. But if we had like a huge crowd in front of us, when we're doing it, it'd be like a totally different vibe. Well,

it is when we, when we do it, it's like, even like, we do like, you know, we're doing fucking MSG. We're doing comedy clubs and,

and you know, we do a few theaters. I know Rover was fucking, but the, like, even when you get a laugh at that, you're like, Whoa,

baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And those are Joe, those are those are like we're off the cuff just like bullshitting if you like crafted a joke and worked on it and like you know or a song that you like perfected and then it like delivers it's got to be like oh my god it was all worth it that's got to be really the only one of the only very few professions that like really gives you that like feedback you know maybe you can get a bonus or a raise or make money or whatever but where it's like i worked on this i thought it was gonna work i did it and it fucking worked and like their proof is immediate that's crazy so fucking that that's about it everything every other job just like eventually i think you get

desensitized or numb to it or you stop caring or whatever and i guess sports would be up there too when you like you know hit a walk-off home run or whatever it is like even like a movie you worked on or something like that like basketball like hard right working on his like i forget step back jumpers and shit like that i think he was working on a play similar to what sydney crosby used to work on i think this offseason he was working on i don't know if i've seen it successfully done but like i remember crosby used to work on moves that looked like he fumbled the puck so they were on purpose yeah wow it's not like a sick play like it looked like he fumbled the puck so then the defenseman would be like all right he's vulnerable and he'd be like i don't know i had him in control all the time see you later buddy yeah

oh that's sick yeah when you train for something like that or like I feel like there was like when Belichick was doing that like NFL 100 thing, they were talking about like Ed Reed like duped Brady. Like he like they're talking about Ed Reed was like the greatest safety of all time. And like and he like he purposely made it look like Brady had fooled him, but he knew the whole time. Yeah. And he worked on that like on purpose and you pull that off and it's got to be like, fuck. Yeah. That he knew the whole time. Yeah. Like, and he, and he worked on that, like on purpose and you pull that off and it's gotta be like, fuck. Yeah. That's some like general shit.

Yeah. Like, yeah. Like some strategic, you know, I was retreating. I wasn't a motherfucker. And there's just,

you know, and that's why it's a soul crushing existence for anybody who's like, not an athlete, an entertainer, a comedian or a singer. You know what I mean? Cause everything else is just like, there's no,

like, I mean, I guess if you're into it, you're like, I prepared this like speech, this presentation, this PowerPoint, and I nailed it,

but not really. I mean, it's, if that gets you off, God bless you. Yeah. But it does not work. Not for me.

No. Not for fucking me, man. Um, all right. You want to do some top fives? Let's do top five. Top fives.

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Best things about fall. First of all, I will give a bad thing about fall, which is I've started gambling again. I'm not doing well. Oh, I totally forgot that you are, like, that's a new thing for you. Not doing good. Yeah. Like, it's, you know, you jumped in, making the gambler was big. It was exciting, whatever.

It's like a new thing. Maybe you win some money, whatever. But now it's just like, oh, this is a thing in my life and I have to build in and I'm going to lose like several thousand dollars every fall. It's like as much money as you think you have, subtract like 10 grand in like September because that's what's going to happen.

Especially right now, football's back. So you're going to want, you're going to have the gambling itch. And then you throw in NHL, you throw in NBA playoffs, you throw in MLB coming down the stretch. Sports Armageddon is here. And it could not be a better time. Again, Barstool, even when things go bad, they go good. They're moving to Philly. Gambling's getting legalized.

Apps are coming out. Shit's breaking the right way during all four major sports, two of which are in the playoffs, three about to be like, I mean, it's, you're going to lose a lot of money, John. Yeah. I think the Celtics, uh, minus one and a half and the over two 12 tonight. So we'll see how that goes. Probably terrible because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

No one does though. No one does. You're right. No one does. Actually. I've always, I've said this before, like knowing what you're talking about is almost a detriment yeah because you get too in your head and if it made sense that's the argument i've used my entire life to not learn things right if i know what i'm talking

about it would actually be worse but really with this it's like if sports made sense and gambling made sense then you really could study this shit and and come out ahead there's a reason why nobody does it's because it doesn't make sense. So the trends can say this and the numbers and the stats and everything's heading this direction, and then it's just not going to happen. No. And if it did, you'd all be rich.

Except for the Celtics minus one and a half. What's going on here, by the way? I left and I didn't even fucking think about it. What's the latest with these bitch-ass gamblers and HR and all that stuff? Nothing. Warring factions, nothing at all died down? No, I don't think there's been a day that wasn't really much hullabaloo last week. Okay.

For the best. Yeah. Top five things about fall. Now, I don't even consider it fall. Not yet. No, I just mean I don't call it fall anymore. This is the first year that fall is just sad boy season. It's always been it, but today we're finally labeling it.

Some people call it fall. Some people call it autumn. No, it's sad boy season. And that's the best thing about fall is that that's all five, one through five. It's sad boy season. It's sad boy season. Now explain to the people what you mean when you say that. Okay, well, sad boy season is just, it's, there's just a lot to love about it because you get to be who you truly are.

Right. In the summer, you've got motherfuckers always being like, oh, let's go to a rooftop bar let's go to the beach let's go away for the weekend wear bright colors let's still get some vitamin d so we're not fucking down on ourselves right not anymore let's get some fresh air no let's be happy yeah let's fucking be social let's go see people no one even tries that shit in the summer you got to make excuses to not go out and shit like that in the fall you're like not doing it don't wanna i'm laying on my couch getting drunk as a bitch on solitude that's all i'm doing i'm just fucking laying here alone and drinking it in motherfucker so you so for your number one pick i know it's all five but for your number one pick would you

just characterize that as um i think it's almost just like social expectations social expectations yeah but it's it's yeah i guess that's one thing but it's also it's so much more than that it's like a mentality everything about it it's a lifestyle like this is the time of like like almost like grunge dressing where like you kind of it's there's there's just a sadness in that when it's like beanies and there's a sadness in that. It's dark bars and dark liquor time and there's sadness in that. And it's fucking it's like slow. It's like it's like winter country music.

It is this time. It's like Chris Stapleton. Yeah, you're not you're not doing like Florida Georgia line. Right. Like country. No anthem country. Yeah, you're doing like my wife died. Yeah. Like the fucking wind.

The shit you listen to just sit by a fire alone with a glass of whiskey. That's what time it is, baby! Woo-hoo! The ultimate irony. This is what I get jacked up for. The ultimate irony is that everything you just described, which is morbidly depressing, is what makes you happy. There's a beauty in that paradox right there. It is.

It's just the best, man. Yeah. Like, fuck a rooftop bar. Fuck a tiki bar fuck a beach bar catch me at a bar that i gotta go downstairs to get into and six lights are out yeah yeah yep yep like a weird there's a fireplace smell there's a strange scent maybe some sawdust or other things scattered on the floor they really don't serve anything other than like beer and whiskey yeah it's like no one's ordering a fucking pink colored drink or a frose or anything dumb always a dumb fucking summer drink if you order a frose

at the bars i go to in fall you're kicked out a guy jumps over now it's not the bartender breaks the bottle and stabs you it's just a guy standing there and it's his job to jump over the bar and beat the shit out of anyone i'm the no frose guy but fucking microwaved whiskey can i get that chilled no we have a pot of it boiling on the stove a fire burning stove that i will serve to you i love it sad boy season is upon us fall is here i mean i for for me i mean it's it's gotta just be the temperature first of all my number one pick is just the temperature great one i mean when when you first wake up and right now it's really not fall like it's you gotta wait till like october ish for fall when you get it really isn't yeah fun fact there are more days of summer in september

than there are in june yeah right that's bullshit though by the way yeah when everyone says it's not really summer yet it's like it's labor day motherfucker it's summer you know summer ended in july it's fucking definitely right now right so you'll get a crisp here and there but until you get that permanent or you know steady steady uh weather change but when you first open up you know the weather app and it says like you see that six handle and it's like only 60 in the in the morning it's like that gets my nipples mama for multiple reasons i just got hard fucking thinking about that. Just seeing a six.

I'm not going to sweat. Like you said, no one's going to be like, let's go get some sun. No one's getting sun when it's 62. We've all agreed we're just vampires the next few months. Yes. Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. So right now I'm going temperature. Are you doing other pics or is it just all sad boy season?

I mean, they all pertain to sad boy season. So number two, I'll go dress. Yeah. I'll go just the, I mean, like, I think it was a meme a few years ago. Like, now it's fall and I really start dressing. Yeah. Like, it is nonstop. Did you see the cardigan I got?

Yes. The fucking custom. It's like, it's like the Taylor Swift cardigan, right? It's not like I didn't buy it on our website because she's got some like silver things on it, but my sister had it made custom for my birthday. Wow. So like, it's like she had like a. Wow.

A professional. You guys are gift givers, man. You guys are gift givers. It is fucking awesome. It is just straight up it's without the doesn't say folklore on it it's without the stars on the elbow patch yeah it is just the cardigan we might have to get sad boy season like stitched into that yeah yeah shit sad boy season clothes would be dope oh like every outfit i like i'm just i've been looking like i've been almost like like getting ready for fall and just like kind of looking at websites and stuff like that i checked the weather and it was it started at like 60 something i saw

it was gonna get to like 86 and i was like it's hoodie weather yeah and i put i wore a fucking hoodie that day and later in the afternoon i surely regretted it but in the moment i was like it's hoodie because you just like you want it to happen you're willing it to happen with your clothes i have these jackets that i bought bought that still have the tags on it. I feel like fall and spring clothing can match. You know what I mean? For sure. So I had these spring jackets that never happened.

Because spring never really happened. So they're just still sitting there. And I'm like, I'm going to fucking wear these things soon. I'm going to make it happen. Once you start hitting 60s, after summer, you start dressing like Jon Snow. I've always said this. The 60 degrees in March is the polar opposite of 60 degrees in September or October. For sure.

In 60 degrees in March, you're walking around naked. 60 degrees in September, and you're putting on your Canada goose jacket. Love it. But yeah, you can hide your fat obviously but it's just there's just there's only it's why i hated florida so much when i was there because like every day all i can wear are shorts and a t-shirt shorts and i wore poles at that time so don't yell at me but i wore a lot of shorts and pole pop collars yeah it was fucking and that and that really i mean that ties into forget about just the clothes like the sad boy season vibe of like

everyone's gonna keep expecting you to go to the beach and keep expecting you to get, you know, sun and fun. And you could make the argument that the most depressed I've ever been in my life was during quote unquote, the best time of my life. Yeah.

Like I was in Florida in a beauty, in the beautiful sun at, at a party college. And it was a sad, I've ever been. That makes total sense in describing what makes you happy. Just a minute ago, the polar opposite of that would make you miserable. Yeah. It was awful, awful I've ever been. That makes total sense. In describing what makes you happy just a minute ago, the polar opposite of that would make you miserable.

Yeah. Awful, awful, awful. Two years, two. And it has nothing to do with the school. It has nothing to do with the people there. It was all just me. Yeah. And it was the worst.

Well, I mean, yeah. It had something to do with the people there. I guess you could probably. I'm not going to put much blame on anyone but myself. That's a good rule of thumb for life. In general. It was mostly my fault, but it was the worst. And a large portion of it was

one, due to how much vitamin D I was getting and forced to get. I was forced to hang out by pools. I was forced to go to fucking tiki bars. And two, I couldn't get fits off. I couldn't dress. If you don't care about that, there are some people right now listening and being like, I don't know what you're talking about. I love putting on flip flops, basketball shorts, and tank tops. And that, if you don't care about that, you're not. There are some people right now listening being like, I don't know what you're talking about. I love putting on like flip flops, basketball shorts and tank tops.

And fine, do you. But if you do like dressing, summer is the absolute worst for it. And so that'll be, I guess, my two pick. It kind of ties into everything we were just saying. But the like, I don't have to wear T-shirts. My tits aren't popping out and winter body's coming and everybody's on board with it. Yes. Yeah.

Jackets, hoodies, things covering up. I actually need to start working out again the gym's open and yeah now there's no excuse a little big yeah a little little doughy i fucking i i'm a fucking roller coaster i get you were like rock solid three months ago i get in shape really fast i can be rock solid again by november if i really try i can get in shape really really weirdly fast but it also works the other way. I lose really fast. I feel like for most people, getting in shape is a fickle bitch

where I think you're the rarity where it takes months and months and months to get in shape, and then it takes a bad weekend to lose it all. It's like, what the fuck is that? The human body hasn't figured that out. What a cruel twist of fate that it's impossible to get in shape and so goddamn easy to lose it. See, and I'm just weird because, like, it's not – for me, it's not – and that's probably why I let myself lose it.

Because you can get it right back. You better be careful, though, boy. One day – everyone tells that. One day it goes, I'm 32 now. Yeah, it probably would have happened by now, but – I can – if I start doing push--ups i can look good again in a week in a week i could be yes bullshit yeah i mean are you gonna starve yourself i can look no no i mean i will be like you know i'm not runway ready but i will i can look no so different in a week

let's prove it fucking prove it by the way speaking of push-ups i feel like you still got something to give to jared why don't you give jared a few push-ups right now okay uh no no do it do it on do it on the show and then we'll have we'll make him do it when the episode airs oh okay okay jared i'll take 50 please that's got you also have got to be approaching the i don't think you have it written down yeah how many was the total to begin with uh 250 maybe so what jared jared said and by the way that like he just recently said something again did you see that no brian cranston came out like oh again and was saying he's definitely dead. Yeah, I got 130 left.

Oh, man. I am fucking flush with push-ups. Jared said that Walter White was still alive, even after El Camino, where it's like he's fucking dead. And he lost a push-up bet, so fights can give him out whenever he wants. Yeah, and Bryan Cranston was like, he's dead. Dead, dead, dead dead dead dead i can't believe he even needed to say that because i thought that jared was the only idiot in the world that like actually had this this thought are you watching the boys do you watch the boys seen season one i've not done season two yet um i just i just want to put out

there i hate billy butcher i fucking hate billy butcher i've read your tweet about it yeah he's such an asshole to everybody and he calls everyone a pussy and stuff. And it's like, oh, you're in love. This is fucking bollocks. You're in love. You're doing this for your girl. Everything you're doing is for your girl. The whole fucking operation is to get back to your wife.

So, yeah, he likes his girlfriend, and, yeah, he wants to be with his family. Everybody here is a fucking romantic who's in love. Fucking stop giving him a hard time. Bullshit. I've watched the first two episodes of season two. here is a fucking romantic who's in love fucking stop giving him a hard time bullshit i heard that i've watched the first episodes two episodes of season two i've heard the third one is like a movie in its own right they're smart because they do the three to binge and then the one one one so i think that third one they make sure they like hook you in so it's uh apparently the third episode of season two is like a banger um which i guess is also is it my pick no okay you went to i'll go three i'll go

i'll go football i actually the the idea football is it is more than just the game it's a oh football is a state of mind a mentality a a lifestyle a sense of being there is something different and i and i i don't watch as much as i used to. I mean, NFL Sundays, I still do NFL Sundays. I watch less college football than I used to, but there is still just a sense of peace knowing, like, if I want to turn on TV to football, I can watch a fun sport right now. It's very simple for me. There's never that sense like, oh, what should I put on?

Like, oh, you're not scrolling Netflix. Like, fuck, I'm just going to play it on. And maybe you'll just fuck around on your phone most of the time, but there's just a nice, like i'll go a step further like i never watched college football never did never do really uh but that first weekend i call it college game day but like it's not really the actual show because that show as barstool and as like alternatives like sports media has grown shows like that have just like kind of plummeted. But that idea of like when back when it did kind of matter and you could turn on a college game day and I would have the signs.

And it was usually like a big time game and you're at a big time campus. And I. I it would be very fleeting because it would be like I would I would get a rush for it. And then I'd be like, wait, I'm not actually watching this game. I'm like, wait, I didn't go to any schools like that. I never, but the thought that like somewhere, somewhere right now,

somebody somewhere right now is on a college campus and they're, they're tailgating and they're back. And like the world, someone out there is having fun and fucking and partying and football's back. That made me happy. It really had nothing to do with me. Cause I won't really watch that game. And I don't have anything that I can personally relate to.

But that first Saturday of college football was back on, and then certainly more so the NFL because I could watch my team and shit. But that is a feeling more so than I'm actually going to watch the game. Yeah. Weird. It's just like when you're hungover and you fucking just kind of roll over on the couch because you undoubtedly passed out there the night before. Yeah.

You just cut on the TV and it's like, boom. It's there. There's something. There's one of the thousand pregame shows with a million talking heads. It's a very nice anxiety blanket. Yeah. It's just like, I know this.

This is home. I understand this. This isn't easy for me. Even as I've gotten away from being like a sports, like a diehard sports fan or a football guy, it's always there for you. It's like, it is like a sports like a die-hard sports fan or a football guy it's always there for you it's like it is it is like a safety net and i guess i feel that a little bit with baseball like the the old like adage of like hope springs eternal and like for me i'm such a like a nut met fan spring

training hits and then i actually do believe uh ordinary seasons that for opening day where there's like a quadruple header i feel like is actually one of the more underrated sports days of the year. But I don't think maybe the Coley mix of the world get gassed up for basketball. I don't know. Do you feel something for hockey opening night? Opening night? I feel like football is the only one that really has a feeling to it. Yeah, I wouldn't say there's a huge emotion about opening night.

Maybe it's because it's 80 games. I'm excited to have my team back and shit like that, but there isn't a culture around it. huge emotion about open night. I'm excited to have my team back and shit like that, but it's not, there isn't a, there isn't a culture around it. Like there is a, there's an entire culture, which by the way,

uh, New York bars, you're going to have to figure out how to get TVs. Yeah. Like I get them outside, roll them out, put them in weatherproof cases. Some of them,

some of them have, uh, like one TV and I don't know that's going to do the trick. And it's few of them that even have one TV. They're kind of just hanging in an open window. And I went to a bar, and I had to search for it to watch, was it last Thursday night?

To search for Celtics game. And I had to walk around a good amount to find a bar with a TV. You know what they need to do? Remember those in elementary school? They would roll out the fat fucking flat screen. Not flat screens, the deep ones on, like, the rolling, that had a belt,

a seat belt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, they had goddamn seat belts for our televisions when we were kids. Roll those motherfuckers out on the sidewalk

and, like, play every goddamn game because, what do you think? Do you think that bars will last, like, everyone keeps talking

about the winter. I feel like they're gonna find a way. Like, there's gonna be heat lamps like a bitch. Maybe you put, like, a tent up around it around it doesn't get that fucking cold here like i'll have it'll get cold enough that ordinarily i don't think would be like outdoor seating but i think motherfuckers will sit outside until it's like we have frostbite we have to go inside

yeah people are not gonna let go of this until they absolutely physically cannot do it anymore i i absolutely will and and i also think uh because a lot of iconic bars in Boston have closed down. And it's very, very sad. And I think some of this blame goes to the consumer. I think, because everyone who's bitching on Twitter, if you guys had been going, I haven't been in Boston, so I don't know, but as long as they had outdoor seating, like the bar I like and do not want to see go under, I am every single night i'm there every day like support i'm eating i'm drinking i'm like if your favorite over tipping it's i'm doing everything i can instead of just being like

what when does this end on twitter yeah like go and fuck go to your bar and fucking support them if if you had a bar or if any if every bar i hope every bar like raised their prices and like we're doing whatever they need to do to make like to get to to put away a little nut like fucking hibernate for the winter like we need to make some money now because i feel like if you had a if rat bones came to me it was like we're gonna start charging like a cover for you to sit down and every like it's an extra dollar per beer an extra couple bucks per entree and if you could like you know give 25 instead that'd be great i think i would do all that if you kind of laid it and if you could like you know give 25 instead that'd be great i think i would do all that if you kind of laid it out if there was like a little little insert on

like your menu that said like we are charging a little bit more but it's because like we're gonna need to make it through december through fucking february yeah absolutely no shit 100 and you shouldn't even have to label like put all that out there like you said the consumer should just like know and kind of do it. But yeah, everyone's like, oh, these bars can't survive. It's like, they can if you give them money. Don't get me wrong. It's obviously harder. There's

plenty of blame to go around for everybody, but I just see a lot of people whining on Twitter. I'm like, what were you doing? Were you there? I don't know what it's like in Boston, but I know I'm at my bar, at my factory every single night yeah you guys go like seven days a week and and i mean that's where i remember when when it first started and i was trying to help out rathbones and i i remember them telling me that like rent is like 35 grand so like yeah if you

over tip and buy some extra shit it's like that's nice but it's like dropping the ocean but i don't know if everybody fucking does it adds up so uh all right my pick um um oh so going back to tv it's i guess it's not really this anymore television has kind of like changed in such a way but i can remember growing up and i can remember time and i still feel like it's kind of this way that like tv comes back like there's really like it used to be that like everything went into reruns and syndication and shit for the summer and people weren't even putting out. And that was mostly when it was more like network TV. And now it's kind of around the,

like around the clock, around the calendar. But like the return of like when I, when I saw the boys was coming back in September, I was pumped about that. It's, it's more so an old school feeling, but I can remember being like,

TV's coming back. It's TV season. Now it's more of a three 65 but uh but i was like i was gassed up to see the boys back like right as summer ends like no one's gonna ask to go out don't go to the beach i'm a fucking binge i'm gonna watch this every week when it comes out so tv uh my three pick i guess three okay four here four this is almost like football in the sense that it's – I don't – I don't know because I consume – I'll get them on the NFL. But I don't consume a ton of it but pumpkins.

It's more of a symbol. It is like – I don't dislike pumpkin beers. I don't dislike pumpkin spice. I don't – it's all fine. It's a reason it's crazy popular and almost a meme, like a living meme. But it's more just like – It's like Tom Segura said where it's crazy popular and almost a meme of like a living meme but it's more just like like tom segura said where it's like like that stoke uh cold brew is like a joke but then he was like but it's actually fucking good yeah like it's i just like i just like what pumpkins look like i'll fuck a pumpkin on my only fans i don't give a shit the like uh

the i think you're like pumpkins it's nice decoration it's like no i'm turned on by the way i mean they're curvaceous they are they It's a nice decoration It's like no I'm turned on By the way pumpkins look I mean they're curvaceous They are I mean those ones that like Look like they're double cheeked up Yeah There's that meme where it's like

Looks like fellas how many beards It's like none They're voluptuous They're buxom Yeah If you're a girl who's got like I feel like You look like a pumpkin

I'll fuck you Yeah I feel like I'm surprised that there aren't More like rap lines Where it's like Shorty had a fucking Ass like a pumpkin Yeah Cause that's what I You know you got Ass like a pumpkin You got curves like. I'll fuck you. Yeah, I feel like, I'm surprised that there aren't more, like, rap lines where it's like, Shorty had a fucking ass like a pumpkin. Yeah.

Because that's what I, you know, you got an ass like a pumpkin. You got curves like pumpkins. I'll fuck you. Yeah, I mean, like, I like them looking the way they look on steps. Oh! I'm roping this in. The change into the leaves gets me fucking hard. The foliage.

Oh, I love. The foliage. The foliage is insanely sexy. Yeah. Like, I'm just throwing, I'm eroticizing everything, and I don't fucking care. Like, it's, like. Again, I thought it was pretty. No, I want to fuck these trees, man.

I want to scratch my itchy ass with the fucking leaves. Shit, man. There's just, there's just shit. Something about the foliage and the, I think pumpkins count as foliage, right? Yeah, yeah. It's all – It's just shit that happens in the woods. You know what it is?

It's the cornucopia of the fall. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I want to drink from the cornucopia of the fall. There's a squash and there's a pumpkin and there's the trees and the leaves and the dirt and the fucking – yeah. I bet pumpkins used to getting fucked by squash. They'd be underwhelmed by my dick.

Unbelievable. I bet pumpkins used to getting fucked by squash they'd be underwhelmed by my dick unbelievable my fourth pick it's donut season baby food my Entenmann's donuts are coming back around October is when they stop being all melty so I can start getting that snap on my white trash Entenmann's donuts if you're into it they've got like

the cider donuts and the cinnamon donuts and the apple ciders for the fucking pumpkin picking if you do that i don't do all that shit but but the the change in food it's like yeah all right we good we did the barbecue thing all good now it's time for like hot coffees and and like those the meals and the food and the drinks to like warm you up yeah you know I want a donut in the morning. Fucking hot toddies. Yeah, hot toddies. Some fresh, again, I'm not even a coffee guy, but fresh coffee, fresh donuts, fall food. And I like pumpkin spice.

I don't do, but pumpkin beers are fire, I think. And when you put the, like, cinnamon sugar around the rim. Yeah. Yeah, that's a shipyard. The problem with that is, yes, that's what it is, right? Shipyard pumpkin. The problem with that is I'm about

I have about three quarters of my beer left with none of the rim left. I need a way to like the whole thing in one shot. I try to get another one. You see what's happening here, bro? What they should just give you is a bowl of sugar and you sip and you take spoonfuls at the same time.

They need a way, because you turn it over, and you do the thing where you rub it in there. What you need is a way to get the sugar around the rim while you can slow beer in it. That's the idea. Or they should just have an ice cream cone. You need a sugar pint glass. The whole thing is made of sugar.

Oh, that hurt my teeth. You sip it. And then you can kind of, Oh no. Yes. Yes. No,

no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. I heard my teeth.

Look at this little bitch. I've never seen you. Now what I know is I'm going to like, I'm going to, this is like a trigger for you, huh? This is like when that bitch Casey sees clusters. Like fuck off.

No, it's not that bad. It's just like, again, it hurts my teeth a bit you're also leaving out the best foods it's fucking stew season baby it's stew it's shepherd's pie it's all that fucking thick Irish

and English shit did you see fucking Adam Carolla's tweet the other day Adam Carolla's gone off the deep end man yeah for sure I knew he was trending I don't know exactly what his tweet was let me get it exactly right and I'm a stew guy so i don't know exactly what his tree was exactly right it's and i'm i'm i'm i'm a i'm a stew guy you know so i don't want to slander stew but this was

i love my mom makes the fucking meanest stew put some hot sauce in that bitch yeah yeah that uh he said uh more dudes more american males now wear bracelets than eat stew like what kind of fucking barometer either either side like oh this guy this pussy wears bracelets and doesn't eat stew the country's going down the tube i mean i know what he's trying to say but those are bizarre examples those don't make any sense there's no like there's no like there's there's some like there's some guy with a bracelet who's like, fuck stew! I've worn a lot of bracelets in my life.

You'll eat stew. Love a stew. Stew is good. A little beef stew. Shepherd's pie, maybe some gumbo. Shepherd's pie is the only thing our people does right with food. Shepherd's pie is fire. Everything else is trash. And I mean, of course, just potatoes in general. But everything else is trash. What did you say? shepherds buy?

gumbo gumbo's like a rice jumbo laia type shit all that shit's like fucking fall stuff just hearty meals no more fucking salads when you basically wearing bitches and that goes hand in hand with the winter body

where it's just like fuck it, eat it, warm up, get fat get that blubber on you. We got to hibernate, motherfucker. So there's some primal shit going on here, you know? Last pick. Number five. I'm doubling down. I don't give a shit.

I'm going with sad boy season again. It's a way of life. It is. Oh, God. I'm just so excited for it. I'm just going to have a hood on with the strings tied pretty tight for the next six months. And it's going to be fucking amazing.

I'm going to have Mumford and Sons playing in my ear. The Cave. I'm going to have the fucking blinds drawn. I'm going to have the TV on. Folklore is going to be big. That's why we said this. It really is not a summer album, but she said fuck it. When it's done, it's done.

But it's a fall and winter album, big time. There's going to be a folklore resurgence for you guys. It hasn't gone anywhere yet. Can't really resurge when it's done, it's done. But it's a fall and winter album, big time. There's going to be a folklore resurgence for you guys. I mean, it hasn't gone anywhere yet. Can't really resurge when it's still surging. It's still surging big time. Yeah, it's going to be like a double surge. And it's, yeah, I'm going to be listening to it nonstop while I sit by a fucking fireplace and listen to sad fucking music and get drunk on dark liquor.

You were about to say something else. I was like, nope, that's good. I finished it. That's all I'm going to do for the next six months That's all I might not do the podcast I might just sit in a bar You can call me if you want

And I'll fucking record it that way You're all pulled up in your hoodie And you're just like what do you want It's fucking sour boy season I'm drunk on whiskey I'm eating stew I'm wearing a cardigan I got some stew on my cardigan. What do you want? I'm fucking a pumpkin.

I'm dating a pumpkin for the fall. I can't get up because at the bar they think this pumpkin is just in my lap. They don't realize my dick is inside it. There's seeds all over the place. Just my one tip for this week. Pumpkin flesh feels better than you'd expect. There's seeds all over the place. Justin, my one tip for this week, pumpkin flesh feels better than you'd expect.

Like Frank Reynolds would always say, whatever fruit he fucks. All right, my final pick. Oh, I'm going to throw it back. It's Hocus Pocus season. It's almost the same. Oh, yeah! Hocus Pocus season. I feel like in recent years, many, I say recent years, it's probably been a pocus season is almost oh yeah season i feel like in recent years many i say

recent years it's probably been a decade's worth now people started up with the hocus pocus talk and the halloween talk in like july and i think because this year's been so weird there really hasn't been much of that so like it's appropriate this year that it's going to be like september and october we start talking about hocus pocus that one of the greatest seasonal movies of all time and you get these hoes out here talking about the Black Flame Candle and Virgins and the Sanderson sisters and Max and the fucking cat and all that shit. Can I have a confession? You've never watched it. I've definitely watched it.

But I think when I was younger. I don't think I've ever participated. I mean, it's a fun. I've definitely watched it. I've definitely seen parts of it. That's going to go to a larger point for me. There's a fun. I've definitely watched it. I've definitely seen parts of it. That's going to go to a larger point for me. There's something about. I think one day I'm going to live in New England and do like.

I think it's got to be very cool to be in Salem for the fall. That's got to be a cool vibe with everything we just described. They probably do all that like awesome yeah the fucking foliage and the the coffees and the donuts and the the the bar everything that up there and the ghost stories and the halloween all that shit starts with the witch talk i feel like that's got to be a cool place to just go for a walk in your cardigan to get some stew and a drink and then watch the movie at night. Everything we just described, I feel like if you do it up in some of those New England towns, it's got to be an awesome time.

I would think so. It's like doing Christmas in New York City or like summer in fucking, I don't know, wherever. The places where these seasonal things happen, I think that's got to be. So like Hocus Pocus season in a town like that. I'll do a Salem trip with you this fall. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. I don't know if anyone's going to care about that, but we're doing it.

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don't need porn like to live but porn can't kill you i don't think you can be addicted to things that can't like kill you or like harm you you can't be addicted to anything that can't kill you that's the thing yeah like you can't be addicted to porn like you can watch it a bunch like you're just watching porn you're not addicted to porn. No, you're just horny. And I said, okay, what about marijuana? You don't die from marijuana. You die from lung cancer. You can be addicted to marijuana because you die from lung cancer. Anyway,

give us your opinion. Wait, these two lost me. I don't know. I think they changed sides of the argument at one point. Let's clear up something real quick. You can't get lung cancer from marijuana. There's no tobacco and carcin something real quick. You can't get lung cancer from marijuana. Right. There's no tobacco and fucking carcinogens in it. Right. You can't get addicted to it, so I don't know where it came in.

Second of all, I love that she said he's gonna go and I'm not allowed to interject. And then she interrupted the whole time! Immediately interjected. And then did not stop. Within three seconds, she was interjecting. However, I do agree with her. Porn addiction is real. i've often wanted

well addicted to porn i think you're not addicted to porn okay because i think i think you have a propensity for it i think we all we do uh i think when you learn it's much like like are you an alcoholic right you're like oh i drink a lot and then it's like dude i roll over at six in the morning and i like chug half a bottle of whiskey right oh you're an alcoholic i'm okay i think when you learn about some people who are truly addicted to porn where it's like i lost my job because i didn't leave the house then you're good but that's not that you should not that you should compare yourself to like the worst of the worst right uh i think that we know a little bit too much about porn i think that we

know too many names and too many things. And like, you know, you and I can spot a thumbnail and be like, I know what's going to happen in that movie. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know,

like that, there's a lot of people who I think are like, whoa, dude, but, uh, like, like when I do it on that,

that porn King went on that, like he listed like his top 300. Yes. I knew all of them. Like I could, I could, I could image, I could picture every single one of them.

Yeah. And now I, I one of them I'm exaggerating I think, I don't know A good portion of that list, I was like, I know who that is I might have had her at 17 Not 21, but whatever She's at least top 25 I was given legitimate breakdowns of this thing, whereas other people were like

Whoa, this is crazy, and I'm like, whoa I know what it is, I can't believe Lisa Ann's 40. Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes I definitely feel like, boy, you know, like when you go to Pornhub and you just like browse the front page, right? Like I'm that kind of guy. I'm not the type to really search for names like we've said in the past, but I'll go to the front page and I'm looking at like accounts and shit.

You know what I mean? Like, like, like I, Pornhub used to be for me just like, it's just a website with some thumbnails to click on. Now it's like, I know usernames and I see like, like no face girl pops up and then I see like other accounts like hers. You know what I mean? Yeah. Where it's like, I start to, I start to recognize a little bit too much on, on Pornhub where it's becoming like a social media website. Hey, while we're at it, let's dig in.

Think I might have an only fans problem. How many did you end up subscribing to? Because I'll be honest, I only subscribed to one when we did that whole thing. I'm subscribed to 11 now, but wow. It's like porn stars. Oh,

I'm actually, shout out to Antonio Brown, by the way, getting his dick sucked on tiana trump's yeah that almost made me that it's kind of weird that antonio brown would be the reason i would sign up for tiana trump's only fans but here i am the issue with this addicted and i think what's gonna help me not get addicted to it is like the only like the porn star only fans accounts aren't very good yeah i agree with that there's like what i've seen it's really like um like i subscribe to uh to uh phoenix marie i subscribe to because here's the deal like it used to be when you didn't have an account it's like well i'm not gonna fucking go through that whole production right once it's now i see a tweet i'm

like i'm like five bucks done I'll look at this picture for five dollars you bet and then I do immediately unsubscribe all the time cause they are just like this is Riley Reid 30 some odd pictures they're all just like her butt which I mean I'm not gonna complain about but you gotta deliver a little more from money

oh wow those are like the exact same picture like she just did a photo burst and uploaded all of them. I'm not going to say it's the worst thing in the world, but just there's a lot of times where I'm like, come on, Five Bones? Yeah. Listen, give me a little something. Five Bones.

I actually watched an OnlyFans documentary the other day too. Really? They're already doing documentaries on it? No, it's like a 13-minute fucking like short one by like a – I'll tell you who is looking good, though. It's Lana Rose. She is... Yo, shout out to our boy, Mike.

Like, she is fucking unbelievable. Like, that's just a sexy person right there. She is so goddamn hot. She's too pretty for, like... Like, she is gorgeous. Stunning. Stunningly beautiful. It's insane.

And now that she's doing, like, the vlog and a lot of social media content with Mike, like, you're seeing her, and she's, like, a normal chick, and she's, like, cool and, like, fun to hang out with. I'm like, what the fuck? What the fuck is going on here? I don't know how normal I'm going to give Lana Rhodes, but. She is normal, more normal than you would expect. Yeah, that's fair. When you, like, see her in action living her life, it's just like, yeah, she's, like, hanging out you would expect that you like see her in action, living her life. It's just like,

yeah, she's like hanging out with her boyfriend, like drinking at parties and like fucking around. It's like, well, shit, that sounds fun. I would prefer to do that with Lana Rhodes than with the people I do it

with. You know, shit, man. Okay. Anyway, anyway, anyway,

anyway, the fucking only fans break down. We might have a porn issue. Right? breakdown, we might have a porn issue. We might. Definitely. I definitely have a porn issue. I just don't know. I think addiction, I think they're on to something where it's like, there used to be like a negative drawback.

I think that the day you like can't get your dick hard for like a normal girl or the day that you like miss work or something crazy, if it starts to really affect, like, if you, like, if a relationship breaks up or something because you're like, I need you to, like, fuck me like this from your porn and she's not, you know what I mean? There has to be, like, a negative, like, whoa, that happened to me because of porn. But you can be addicted. Like, you definitively can be addicted. You don't have to be, like, to be addicted to something doesn't mean it can kill you.

Yeah, I agree. That's a silly argument. I realize with, like, when Tiger Woods, when all that was happening, they're talking about like sex addiction. I always thought of it as like you need to – and we've heard this about like Chris D'Elia and people who have like been in the news for bad things where it's like those people like cannot stop fucking. I think that's like, yeah, you're addicted. But I also think it's like if you're making bad decisions based on sex, it's like an addiction. Yeah. It's like you shouldn't do this.

It's going to be detrimental for you. But you're like, fuck it. I have to have sex with that person. Well, I got a problem. It's not like, you know, your life can be ruined. But it's like you're that is kind of the definition of like an addiction. You're doing detrimental things and you can't really stop yourself, you know? Yeah.

You know you shouldn't do something and you do it anyway yeah if you're pounding off in public restrooms like i don't know you probably got an addiction problem problem john you have something tell me no no for a moment no someone asked me that recently uh oh when i was doing cck last week they were like surprised i haven't come at this office i was like is that really a surprise man i mean that that's that's a line that you know you you i came at the deloitte office did you yeah there was like nights for you know like a couple times a year you're working like super late and you're the only person and i was like i gotta focus here i gotta get out of here sooner or later so uh all right next voicemail what up kfc, Jackie, or whoever's producing.

So my cousin texted me. He's got a little bit of a dilemma. He said his barber is wanted for murder. So he's got a history with this guy. We followed him through like 10 different spots in a bunch of different towns all over the area. He's been with this guy for like 15 years. And I don't know the full story about the murder, but I think allegedly the guy like ran over his wife or girlfriend with his car. Jesus Christ, man.

He might be like a real scumbag, but my cousin like swears by him. I've read that people feel more guilty about cheating on their barber than on their spouse. So here's my question. Now, do you ride or die with the murderer barber? Like if he goes to jail, you just let your hair go or you shave it all off? Or is this cool or are you justified to find someone new? All right, thanks, Steve-O.

If Erica Fleishman, I'll hide a body for Erica Fleishman. I'll create a body for Erica Fleishman. She told me to go kill somebody. I mean, at this point, it's like my immediate family, like my close friends, and then Erica. I mean, Erica's like in the inner circle. Yeah. You know, so I mean, I kind of get it.

You've got to give me a good reason. I'm not going to go snitch or anything like that, but for me to keep hanging out with you, you've got to justify it. Yeah, but wouldn't you trust, like I would trust that Erica, like if Erica told you like plausible deniability, bro don't i don't want you to like know too much but like just know like you know me you know me we're i'm good people like it had to happen i'd be like okay yeah that's you're probably right you're probably right like if i same thing with

me if i ever told you like listen i you don't want to know because then if anybody asks like you're gonna you'll be perjuring yourself. But I promise you. You'll be like, okay. I would do that for her. I'm so easy. And also, there's the whole fear that you'd kill me. You're a murderer, apparently. You've breached that line.

You've crossed that threshold. You are now onto the point where if people disagree with me, I kill them. So guess what? I'm always going to agree with you. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's what it comes down to why there's so much loyalty like maybe you know there's something sub subconscious where it's like i let this person come very close to my neck and face with a scissor yeah like i have to trust them inherently because they might just fucking kill me

right now that's true i don't know there's psychology behind that i've heard that before like people feel like it's true like cheating and i'd love to know what it is because it's universal that people we've always talked about how you'll tip no matter how bad the haircut is they show you the mirror in the background you go yep uh-huh looks good even though it looks terrible whatever it might be everybody feels that nervousness in the chair or that or that sense of like i can't go anywhere else or whatever dude what is that that nick can you see if you use your fucking magic and see if you can find a blog that I wrote probably 10 years ago about my worst haircut ever? Even I kind of remember that.

That was such a funny blog, and it was such a funny picture. My haircut was the worst haircut in the history. Although Hubs might have challenged you. You ever see Hubs' bad haircut? Hubs had a bad one. But mine was like three quarters of my head was shaved. And then there's just this huge amount of hair on the other part. It was insane.

It was crazy. It was nuts. Do you think that when you walked out, that barber was like, ooh, yikes. Like, I, you know, my hand slipped. I don't even think she remembered cutting anyone's hair. She would have been like, I just gave a haircut. She was on the phone the whole time. Like, fucking try it like this.

It probably looked good to her because her head was sideways. It's like, yo, your haircut's terrible. Turn your head sideways. Oh, you look great, dude. It was such a bad haircut. And again, I was like, thank you so much. I love this haircut. This is the best experience I've ever had in my entire life, I think.

If Erica did it, if any other barber I've had prior to her, I don't think I would like condone the murder. No, but because everyone goes through the growing banks to find their one. Once you find the one, you find it. It's like dating, you know, like I was. I had a couple of flings with Delta on 28th Street and that fucking Albanian guy on 30th Street. And then I found the one in Erica. By the way, go to FleischmanSalon.com.

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Fight whoever's in the booth today. Um, so I'm just about to go out on a date and I thought I'd screw things up a little bit, do a little landscaping, you know, shout out. Um, anyways,

one thing led to another and, uh, this just not go well. Um, look like a fucking Mexican. Anyways, uh, what's the dumbest Mexican hairless?

The dog. Oh, okay. Thing you guys have ever done before, like going out on a date or something like that. Just get way too fucked up. Something like that. Never been on a date.

So I don't know. You've been on a date. I don't call. It's just not a full. I don't think I've ever been on a date. I swear to God. Like I don't, I, think i've ever been on a date i swear to god like i don't i everyone i've ever been on a date with i already knew so i don't really count it as a date but that's what i mean it's like on some level if you know someone but it's like let me and you are gonna go out

alone we're usually in a crew together but we're gonna go out alone we're gonna get drinks or dinner and like and we hooked up that's a date it is but it isn't i feel like a date we've done this before i feel like a date needs to have that nerves that like oh i'm doing something different before we go out i've never done that yeah because like you probably for that girl or whoever it was like you wouldn't feel like all right i got a manscape or i gotta like put the cologne on or get my nice outfit you just like did whatever you normally do exactly you may be hooked up at the end of it and it's like that's what was different yeah there's there's no i've never been nervous on a date because i've never been on a date because everyone –

the only way you can like me is if you fucking slowly drown into it. So like no one is going to go on a date with me without knowing me for a while and being like, I guess he's not that bad. Like I don't know. He's cracked some jokes sometimes. He's got a kind of nice smile. Whatever. I'll give it a try. Looks like he's been doing push-ups for a week. He's cracked some jokes sometimes. He's got a kind of nice smile. Whatever. I'll give it a try. Looks like he's been doing push-ups for a week.

He's decent. So you've never done – I mean I've definitely done the over-manscaping thing like Kramer and fucking Seinfeld. What does that mean? Like you go up too high? Yeah. Like you kind of – I've definitely trimmed my chest hair where I'm like – I don't want to like shave my chest but I'm going to keep this hair where I'm like, I don't want to shave my chest,

but I'm going to keep this under control. And then like, oh, that was too close. So now I got to even it out. I got to even it out over here. Really? It's like, ah, fuck. The whole thing's gone. How old were you when you did that shit?

I mean, I don't have a specific time, but I mean, that was probably many years ago. I haven't even considered shaving my chest in the last decade. Yeah, this was like early 20s i've definitely gone out i've gone on a date maybe like mid-20s where i like didn't expect to was at work so not even yeah i guess like early 20s it's like deloitte days and i was like oh i gotta go get like some clothes i don't want to go out in like my fucking like cube fucking outfit and i got got some stupid shit. Like, oh, this looks cool.

And it's like, that shirt sucked, dude. Sucked. So I guess I've dressed stupid. I've never dressed stupid in my whole fucking life. You exclusively dress stupid. It might be trendy. It might be cool. It's always stupid.

It works. It always works. But it's stupid. I've never put on an outfit where you go even when i know you put on outfits every day that are stupid but they but they work yeah like but they're stupid we were at disney when we did the fucking uh rap family vacation i intentionally tried to look like an asshole came downstairs casey marty was like fuck it kind of works that was like when when bieber did uh carpool karaoke with uh james corden they like went to like a flea market, like thrift shop.

And he just put on a bunch of shit and, and came out and James Corden was like, what the fuck, man? You look awesome. You see him in that pop star video. I did not. I heard about it.

Like, I don't know if he, he, he probably is a guy who dresses like this. It's not, there's a whole nother level of dressing, you know? Like he's wearing like half shirt,

half kimono, half like robes that are like silk like flowing down to like his knees nothing underneath like this sounds awesome yeah like big baggy like pants with like slides on and socks and it's like you know he's not he's not even like oh i'm putting on like my armani you know he's not you know he's on a other level of shit that's like, I don't even know where the fuck you would get that from. And I don't know whether that was for the music video or if that's how he dresses normally. But there's dressing cool and then there's dressing like, fuck you style. You know what I mean? It's a cool video.

Although the end is like Hailey Bieber. He wakes up in bed and it was all a dream. And him and Hailey Bieber like kiss and go walk the dog. And I'm like that. You ruined it. You ruined the fantasy. And it's like, you know that Haley was like, can I be in it? Let's do that. And he was probably like, okay, that sounds good. And Drake was probably like, fuck.

Alright, you know, whatever. Wait, speaking of current events type thing, we gotta talk about Djokovic real quick. Oh yeah, fuck. I just gotta give a quick shout out to Novak Djokovic he's the best it's like jokes they can't be mean if they're funny

if I laughed what you did you can't penalize for it honestly the only thing I don't like about him is that he apologized even in the moment when he was like oh fuck like shit I'm sorry he should have just been like that well that was funny that was funny

it's awful oh, fuck, like, shit, I'm sorry. He should have just been like, well, that was funny. That was funny. Like, her dropping, it's awful. No, it's not. No, it's not. All my disclosures. No, it's not. It's a tennis ball. It's not like she got hit with, like, a brick. I was actually very underwhelmed when I saw it, too.

Yeah. I saw still images of her, like, dying. And I was like, oh, we fucking, like, kind of hit it. That was just out of, like, he was just, like, fucking doing that, fucking doing that right they got a frustration or something like that yeah i don't think she did anything right like he wasn't mad at her he was just mad but that's because he's just an asshole yeah he is i love villains in sports that i don't really care about like i love bryson dechambeau i love djokovic and i'm sure if you're a tennis fan and a golf fan you fucking hate those guys and some of their antics watching it from afar where I have no dog in the fight.

I'm like, this is the best. I'm an anti-vaxxer. I throw COVID tournaments and then catch COVID and fucking hit old women in the face with tennis balls. He needs to go all in. He needs to go villain full heel. Yeah.

Oh, fuck it. He's got to go like LeBron in Miami and wear that fucking mask. Yeah. Like go all out. I mean, he was the number one seed, obviously. No one else in it is even like good. Like whoever wins it this year will be a first time winner.

Oh, really? So like he was probably going to steamroll through this one. Yeah. So I hope whatever he comes back at next, he's just like a fucking dickhead. It was funny. Did you hear him trying to argue his way out of it? The judges were like, we don't have a choice. And he's like, yes, you do.

Everyone has a choice. You can just choose to let me stay. And I was like, I've been there. I've been there before. I love it, dude. I love where your head's at. So shout out to Novak. Unreal.

What a dick. All right. Interview time. Now we got two great interviews that kind of oddly enough tie together. We'll start out with Blake Anderson, our boy, uncle blazer, you know,

I'm from workaholics. I got a new show out with Lamor and Morris from new girl. Blake is, we texted after the show and for the interview, he is like one of my, my like idols in a way, like he's done it. So right.

He just seems like a cool ass dude. All he has like all these cool friends in the industry who all like him. He's made a chunk of cash, does cool projects, and has a lot of drinks. You'll hear it here. We're talking about drinking Jaeger with this guy.

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Hi. Yo, honestly, every time we do these Zoom interviews, I'm always excited to see what the background scenery is for people, and yours could not be more spot on for you this is perfect yes i'm uh currently on the set of a children's show oh really no no this is actually

my living room okay i was gonna say like i thought it was your room okay that makes more sense this is so fitting man i love it that's a cool. You're where are you in L.A.? I am in L.A. Yes. I was shit over there. You guys are like you guys are like closed down altogether again, right? I think there's like outdoor dining and all that shit. I thought they shut that down, too.

All I know is there's no Disneyland. Is that a big issue for you? Are you a Disney guy? Huge Disney guy. Come on, really? No. I'm saying today's lies. You got to take it with a grain of salt.

Adults at Disney are they're weird people. If you go with kids, it's fine, but if you're with all adults and you're at Disney, I think something's off. Last i was there i found out some really wild shit like there's like disney gangs and stuff super interesting i don't think i believe you are you fucking with me again no this is actually real like they have territory within the park and it's like super hush hush with disney because they they don't they don't vibe with it there's no way you're telling the truth right now dude it's the most interesting

thing about disneyland for sure the gangs what do they have names and shit yeah they have like the names are so sick i wish i could pull one out like they're badass it's like the tomorrowland it's all it's hella weird dude again i don't know if it's real or not but whatever it is it should be a show that should be your next project you work on the disney gangs honestly i would love to tackle it as like a docuseries but i think all the red tape with disney it just wouldn't get made hey do you believe that while disney's head is frozen i don't think that's outside the realm of possibility yeah he was a if there were people to freeze their head i feel like walt disney

would be at the top of the list i just yeah is it why the head though just because like the brain like why not the whole body yeah that is kind of that's kind of a good point everyone's always like well when the technology is there you can just like strap my head to someone like another body why not just keep when the technology's there you probably can just revive the whole fucking thing no yeah i why would you want that like who wants to be around forever who wants to be like you see what's happening right now ollie's gonna get better. Like, I'm good to check out whenever my body decides we're out. I have no desire to be resurrected in the future.

Come on, man. You got to believe in a better future, dude. That's the Disney way. Could you imagine, like, if I revived you, Blake, in, like, 150 years, someone revives you, and you wake up into this like horrible shitty life you'd be like what the fuck did you bring me back for guys this is terrible yeah i think that's basically like the story of like uh cable the marvel x-men but uh i don't know yeah yeah exactly right exactly right nobody wants that future shit dude uh i actually did see an interesting tweet

of yours though right before we started this interview speaking about speak along the same lines you were talking about um what was it like seeing how many beers you you said your iphone's able to track what like how many steps you take but yes yes i i had a pitch because uh i've i've been using like a running app during quarantine just kind of to like track my how many miles I'm doing that was never my vibe I run for my spirit not for the numbers but I had a couple homies who have like recently got into jogging through quarantine so I was like yeah I'll join the club I'll join the running But it's like, why can't it come up with other information? Like how many beers I drink, if it can log every single step. Well, first of all, how many miles are you putting in this?

I love how you guys have like discovered jogging in the year 2020. Like it's a new thing, like for his fucking dump. Look, I'm a, I'm an OG. I've been running for a long time now jogging is a a meditation for me but uh the world yeah but yeah i don't know people are it's weird when people are like yeah i just started jogging this year it's like really the hell did you do in pe i mean p was the last time i jogged, I think, for real. I'm not much of a jogger over here. Yeah.

Put a number on that. How many beers do you think you drank in your life? That's a question we do. We have a card game that asks all hypotheticals. And one of them is if you could pick three stats for your whole life, when you get to the pearly gates, they tell you how many beers you drank or how many of this you ate or how many, you know, anything you've done in your life. What stats would you want to know? Honestly, once I like tweeted that and like really started to think about it, it's kind of started to freak me out, dude.

Like I've honestly I think I've been drinking longer than I haven't. Yeah, right. And at the same point, when you reach that in your life, it's like, wait a minute. And the majority of my life I've't. Yeah. Right. And the same point when you reached out in your life, it's like, wait a minute. And the majority of my life I've been boozing and it's been pedal to the metal. Like I've never just been like a,

yeah, you know, I'll have a beer with dinner or whatever. It's like, I go, I freaking go, dude. So I don't know.

It's a lot. It's, it's a scary amount. I think. Have you found yourself drinking more or less in quarantine? Ebbs and flows, man. I got, I've got my weeks. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. This is a hard seltzer. Well, it's afternoon in LA. You're good. It counts. Come on. You're fine. You're good.

I, Hey man, trust me. You guys, you're having, you're speaking that counts come on you're fine you're good i a man trust me you guys you're having you're speaking my inner monologue right now what uh what's your drink of choice um i you know i pretty much go bud light i'm a bud light guy even though my hat's bud weiser that's a classic right there by the way though yeah legendary i feel like i mean hard seltzers too i don't know it's kind of a nice change of pace yeah the seltzers are good i'm like just a liquor guy i i just do like whiskey on the rocks but i'll mess around with a seltzer on like a nice i'm like like noon on a nice day i'll crack a seltzer you know the thing that's fucked up is uh my neighbor and one of my best buddies atiba jefferson he's like a pretty famous skateboard

photographer he's like super into drinking jagermeister no i've had like a weird is he 15 years old you would think i'm he's over 40 that's the sad thing. You know what? I kind of feel like it comes back around. I feel like if you're like 28, 32 and you're drinking Jaeger, it's like, what the fuck? If you're 40, it's like, that's like your thing. It's like Jaeger, I've been drinking that my whole fucking life. Yeah. So I'm back on the Jaeger train pretty hard too. Jaeger was good for me. I always liked Jaeger growing up because it was always chilled. It was like the one thing that people always served cold and I didn't want to

be doing shots of like warm ass whiskey. So I was like, fuck it, let's do Jaeger until I realized that I felt like I was drinking like deer blood. Like what the fuck is Jaeger? That is the lore of it for sure. Like it's some hunter. I looked it up. It's kind of cool. But to be honest, like I find Jaeger shots to be much more acceptable than if you're shooting like vodka. Like when's the last time you were the wrong guy? This dude has been forcing vodka shots on me for the last year straight. Just straight vodka. It's sickening. That feels like such a move of like my younger sister before she turned 21, her and like all our friends would just vodka shots and then hit the club

because they couldn't legally buy booze. It's like, what? I don't know why I started it. I don't know what got me into it. I do know actually it's my girl. It was my girlfriend. It's her shot. So it's now like all I do like instinctively and it's, I don't love it. It's just a habit. Like it's not like all I do like instinctively and it's, I don't love it. It's just a habit. Like, it's not my favorite thing. I don't really care for shots. I kind of just like, I like, I like what shots do rather than how they taste. Um, but it's, it's the whole fucking world, John. Yeah, no, I know. I know. But like I was going to say like, like I, like I,

I wouldn't dress up a shot, but you know, like people get like mixed shots. Just do the job. I love the waiters though he'll be like let me get uh like six shots of just vodka and they're like what just six shots of vodka okay you weirdo yeah i don't even know do you go like a certain top shelf with that or is it just like the costco brand no i usually go with like a kettle or like a i honestly don't even know i i yeah i go top shelf i'm not i'm not getting out of the rack come on yeah that's that's where vodka will hit you hard you got to get the good stuff otherwise it's like hangover the next day too man you're drinking shitty vodka you wake up the next morning you just want to die what do you think which which liquor do you think has the greatest disparity between

top shelf and rack i think that's easy tequila tequila yeah i feel like you get a bad tequila it's just like the difference between brown tequila and clear tequila is like it's a whole different liquor in my mind yeah but you know you get the right margarita mix it's go time right just let it flow yeah i'm down what is some other uh another stat of yours a lifelong stat i feel like for people like you like if you could get up there and find out how many people you've made laugh in your entire life. Damn, that would be a real special moment for me, for sure. A staggeringly high number for someone like yourself. I was more pumped on finding out like cheeseburgers and burritos.

There you go. I feel like I'm putting down two of each of those things a week. And that's been pretty consistent a week I mean I would hope yeah right come on another classic question of ours if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life burritos or pizza where would you go I would go burritos yeah just I think that might be a California thing but um like a burrito to me even in shape and everything it just feels like a human battery that you just plug in and it and you're good for the day see i think almost the opposite i think it feels like a human baby that weighs you down

for the rest of the day like when you drop a chipotle burrito you're like i can't believe i put all this inside me it echoes i feel that man but i don't know maybe i'm destined for motherhood like a burrito glow no tell me about this new uh this new project i caught the trailer for woke and it looks fucking wild man it. It is a weird show. Yeah, dude. It's a, it's actually a super cool project to be a part of, you know, it's it's definitely very timely as it deals with, you know, wokeness, whatever that word may mean to you.

I know it encompasses a lot of stuff, but what, what really drew me to the project is that it's approached it approaches these subjects with you know a really creative eye there's like puppetry and animation in it and it's also a comedic series so um yeah it's just like the minute i read it and found out who was attached to also being at Lamorne Morris and T-Murf and Shashir is like, I was really just like, yeah, this is something I would really, really love to do. It gave me, when I watched the trailer, it gave me like a sorry to bother you vibes, which was like, I love that movie. The movie's wild. And it gave me like, I kind of like, I kind of saw that in it, which sets the bar fucking high.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, to be, I've seen only the first episode. So once it drops sets the bar fucking high yeah for sure i mean to be i i've seen only the first episode so once it drops on the 9th i'll i will be sitting down and watching it with everybody else no kidding yeah i mean i know everything when i was on set was cool so i imagine it'll be good is it is it uh is that something you kind of look for at like this stage in your career? Are you looking for something that's a little different? Like I'm sure you could do like a buddy, funny comedy like in your sleep now. But then you start talking about a show, like you said, with puppetry and animation and there's this twist of wokeness. And it's like, all right, this is something I've never really seen before or never really done before. Let's go. Well, that's what was really awesome as well about doing Woke is like, you know, being on set. And the director, Mo, is so awesome in making you feel comfortable and allowing you to improvise.

And it's like still allowing me to do what I do best and being funny on set, but also having the opportunity to be in scenes where the conversation is important and has weight to it. And, you know, real, just like you're actually saying something other than just, you know, going for the joke. Is there any discomfort in those scenes where you're kind of like, Oh man, like this isn't my story to tell. Like, I'm sure like like your i'm sure your character probably isn't doing too much of that talking but is there any like for you where you're like i should probably just like take a back seat like and i know like when i see stuff i'm like i probably should just like help people talk

rather than talk myself i mean that is for sure like a lot of what my character goes through in the season um but yeah as far as like me personally being able to like lend my talents and voice in you know adding to the conversation that that is very attractive to me when I when I pick a project for sure it's crazy how much and I guess how unfortunate it is how timely this show is i mean it's like when when were you guys shooting it well that's what's yeah super weird and like pretty sad is like and also it shows that like it's a conversation that has been needing to be had for quite some time but yeah we shot it i mean we originally shot the pilot like almost two years ago but we finished shooting this season like the beginning of this year before like even before like

quarantine and corona and all that um but yeah it it is weird how timely it is now it almost feels like some of the stuff that the series has touched on is like just tip of the iceberg stuff like as a as a society now we're tackling issues even beyond that it's like again you know it's not a good thing but in a way it almost is like maybe people are more apt to watch a show like that and really think about it like if you watch that show a couple years ago maybe you just laugh at the jokes and you know, you're not thinking about this, this serious side of it. Hopefully maybe this time around people watch it,

they get a kick out of it and they also are thinking, you know, a step further. Yeah. And I think also, you know, you're, you're following the journey of the main character, Keith that Lamorne Morris plays. And, you know, it's just, it speaks to like, even what was personal to me is like as an artist or a creative what what is your duty what like how what is required of you and your platform and what you output to the world and like I think that's something that

everybody can can kind of look inward to and personally is like, what is required of us on our time on earth? That's an interesting word though, required. Cause it's like, I mean, I've gone through it on a very different level where we're blogging and doing podcasts and shit. And a lot of people were like, you know, you have to use your platform to talk about this. And then I tried to do it and it fucking, I'm not that good at it. It blows up in my face. It becomes, it becomes hard. And I'm like, I don't want to do this, but are you, you know, required? Do you have to do that? Or, you know, the next project, you're just like, fuck it. I want to just like make dick jokes and have a good time.

You know, is that allowed too? I mean, I, I'm a strong believer that like your art is personal to you. You can say whatever you want with it. I mean, there's ways to creatively go about getting a message across. There's ways to just go on your personal Twitter and point blank and say, this is where I stand but I know at least for me I don't like people having to really like guess like yo is is Blake about about this or is Blake like like is Blake an ally like I would hope to know that people know where I stand on stuff but I also don't you know at some point you feel like when you're just being beat over the head by every side of an issue it starts to break and a person and then like you

have a whole new issue of like what is required of our defenses and our mental health at some point you have to check in with that because if you're a fucking human shell then you're not really adding much to anything right that's basically what twitter does twitter just i think it radicalized it either it either radicalizes you or turns everything into white noise to where you just don't pay attention to it anymore at all you know i think we're uh the the first generations of people that are like truly learning how to navigate social media and what, you know, how it's weaponized against us, how it is a really helpful thing. It's just, we're, we're the, we're the gerbils.

I feel like we're going to look back or like scientists are going to look back and be like, can you believe uh you know in like the early to mid whatever 2000s people were just like on social media 24 7 like of course they all went fucking crazy i don't think it's natural i don't think it's normal for us to be like this stimulated and arguing this much and all that shit it started when we were young too our generation i've said it before i think our generation is the most experimented on ever. I don't think that's a question. It's not like it's definitively like six years old.

It was like, here's your fucking riddle and go to school. And then like then they're like, all right, here's the Internet. Find out, figure out how this works, you guys. And like we're all just fucking insane, fucking medicated people. And it's weird. It's all we're all fucking nuts. Yeah. Well, damn. fucking medicated people and it's weird it's all we're all fucking nuts yeah well damn yeah man uh you mentioned uh lamorne morris who is i mean he's a funny fucking dude i feel like new girl is kind of having this uh this renaissance or resurgence if you will like there was the fans

of when it was on but because of netflix and quarantine, it's had this new rise. And I feel like a lot of people are kind of getting to know Lamorne through that, but he is a funny cat, man. Yeah, man. I mean, even in reading like a script like woke with all like the, I don't know, do you say supernatural stuff in it or whatever? It's like, ah, this, this show definitely could be weird and like it's approaching some serious subjects my biggest fear of anything i ever do is like i'm just like the one thing i don't want is shit to be corny so like once i heard lamorne would be playing the character and like knowing that he's like a very good actor and super pro and like can improvise and like that I knew the series would be in good hands because he didn't you know he took on the role

he definitely looked at like the mental health of this guy and and and just you could tell that he he was really a part of the the whole process what was it like on set with him and the rest of the cast is it was it because they do talk tackle serious subject subject was it more of a serious set or you guys all just fucking around fucking around like for me like all most of the scenes i'm in are like the roommate scenes so like and i've done that on workaholics before. And it was, those were my like true friends. I came up with those guys. So in that case, I was a little nervous. I'm getting thrown in.

Like I had known Lamorne a little bit. T-Murf, I met at the table read. But that's another reason I got to give props to Mo Marable. The director is like, we came in and it felt natural. It was cool. We were cracking jokes. We formed a very organic friendship really quickly. And like T-Murf is a stand-up comedian and just will roast you nonstop.

So it was a lot of like, and this was his first show. So Lamorne and I kind of, you know, were helping him out, teaching him in a way like on set. And it was it was really, really awesome. You feel like that's I feel like that's kind of a testament to you. Not that you would decide the entire atmosphere of this set. But I get the vibe that like you, the workaholics guys and whatever like set you're on, it's kind of like we're all just like, cool. We're all just like hanging out. It's not like we're all actors on the set here it's just like yeah we're funny guys or we're just like kicking it and when the when the lights go on we we act

for a little bit and otherwise we're just hanging out uh i mean i do pride myself on that or at least um you know come to the table with this but it's the same for all three of these or everybody who was working on set it's like their work and i think what you're speaking to is like the egos the egos can like just break the back of a show if if there's some weird like alpha dog who it just changed the whole vibe of the set and i feel like that where i'll take credit but like it does trickle down from lamorne him being the like star of the show number one on the call sheet if he really wanted to be weird i feel like the whole show could have a weird vibe but he was definitely like and he had a lot on his plate so the fact that like he kept the the mood light and cool and fun and

creative and you know because yeah i would i would i try never to bring that weird energy to set i don't it's just i know that it's i have the best job i might as well be happy while i'm there yeah not not to name names or projects but have you been on sets before that have a lot of ego that just like tear the whole thing down i've been pretty lucky i'm trying to think of it i i know i've like been around those energies but nothing that's that stands out too much it does feel like the stuff i've seen you in always feels like you're got you're just kicking it so i mean i've been really lucky i haven't yeah i haven't had to work with uh any tyrants like i don't know vin diesel you're telling me right now if you get the call for fast 10 you're not gonna show up because of me i'm strapping up baby yeah let's go i'll shave my fucking head. I'll be his little brother.

That's it. You know he has a twin? He does? He has a twin who looks nothing like him. That's not a twin. Like, if you Google Vin Diesel twin brother, it's like they're together. They've been on, like, covers of magazines together and shit. They can be walking down the street together. You would not think they're even related They're like, it's, it's the, they've been on like covers of magazines together and shit. They don't look, they can be walking down the street together.

You would not think they're even related. What does his brother do? I fucking don't know. That is a movie right there. That's a movie or a TV script or something. Vin Diesel's got a younger brother who is like an accountant and he's so jealous and he hates him. Oh, it's so perfect. But he can break dance just as well as Vin.

Cause you know Vin can dance. This is like a table read. Let's go. We got, let's, let's so perfect. But he can break dance just as well as Vin because you know Vin can dance. This is like a table read. Let's go. Let's get it going, Blake. Come on. Yo, you've been around so many people, like so many funny people your whole career. Who do you think is like the funniest person you've ever like worked with or even hung out with? Oh, funniest person?

I mean. It's got to be a ton for you. Yeah. I mean, straight out the gate like jillian jillian bell like we knew her so early on and we knew we wanted her to be part of workaholics but because she's like literally just one of the funniest people i know um is that just hanging out or is that like her delivery on set both goodbye but like yeah i just find i find myself laughing at like her her like creative choices and like this like we we

came up doing sketches with her and like all the sketches she would write were just like insanely funny so do you like competitive with that are you like fuck she's funnier than me like or not funnier than you but like that sketch is better than the sketch i wrote something like that for sure when you're in like the come up like that yeah there's there was more that i'm not so much that way anymore but like even the first time i ever met adam like in community college we were in the same improv class and it was like he's getting laughs and coming from high school being the funniest guy at my school and he's the same thing funniest guy at his school you're coming to college and like seeing him it's like fuck this guy yeah i always think about that in sports where it's

like yeah you were the captain of your high school team but so was all these guys who were coming to like the college team that's funny to think about that in comedy where it's like oh shit we're all the funniest people from the neighborhood yeah that is for sure like the most real thing that's what makes being part of a team hard and that's why i that's why i'm proud that me and the dudes are still friends for sure i'm gonna say now there's some distance between uh workaholics like any has your outlook on that changed or like do you miss it more than you thought you might or any any change in in the workaholics like uh memory if you will yeah i mean i think like very early on once the show ended like realizing that we no longer had an excuse to see each other like every day of the week yeah bum me out like it's it's it only helps

the creative process when you're in like a room with people like every day so that part i missed i mean we recently since it's quarantine and everything we're starting to do a podcast so that's cool to be like the three yeah uh the four. Even Kyle is on the podcast. I don't like when celebrities jump in the podcast lane because that's where we make our money, and that's probably the funniest fucking group I could ever imagine doing a podcast, so fuck you guys. Yeah, well, hey, we're off to a rocky start.

It's good. I've already said it takes 10 to 15 to 20 to 40 episodes to get good at it. I have a feeling you guys will be just fine once you get your feet underneath you. What's the podcast about? Well, it's called This Is Important, and it's basically just about anything that is important to us. So it's not really that important at all. All right.

Well, I like it. All right. So the people should be on the lookout for this is important the new podcast when does woke drop what's the details september 9th on hulu you go is it going full season drop or week to week full season so wipe it out in a sitting i like that well hulu started it was they were doing week to week stuff and there were a lot of shows that I liked, and I can't keep up with week-to-week stuff anymore.

Like Thrones was the last one I could keep up with, and I think they made a transition. I don't know if they still do it with some of the shows, but High Fidelity was the last one I really liked, and that dropped all at once. Yeah, yeah. Man, doesn't it feel like Thrones was like 500 years ago? Dude, yo, did you see what the director said about the long night? Doesn't it feel like Thrones was like 500 years ago? Dude.

Yo, did you see what the director said about the long night? No. You didn't see it either, Kevin? No. Oh, my God. I forget. It was infuriating. I love that.

It was like he said that they had a – because people were upset with how the Night King kind of just died, and there wasn't really anything done with him. And he was like – he just said this, I think, last night or two nights ago. And he said, we actually had a really long, highly choreographed fight scene with the Night King, but I figured after that battle, does anyone care about a guy fighting one-on-one with a spear? And I was like, yeah, dude. That's exactly what I wanted. We cared.

We cared. See? See, I never, we shouldn't even have brought it up. I feel like once it was over, it's like, I don't ever think about that shit anymore. I moved on. Which is crazy. I always tell this story.

It was last year, maybe it was earlier this year before quarantine, where someone was at Comic-Con or one of those big events and they were like they were like they tweeted they're like wow like that last season really killed this franchise because i was here last year and the line to sit on the actual lion throne was six miles long right it was like crazy and there wasn't a person in line sitting there like hbo must be furious about how much merchandising movie money they lost out on because just no one thinks about it anymore like even like right now in quarantine everyone's revisiting all these old shows and all kind of shit and binging great shows they never saw i haven't seen one tweet about game

of thrones so yeah you're right Go check out Woke instead Fuck Game of Thrones, right? Yes I appreciate it as always, man Thank you so much Yeah, thank you guys It's good to see you Thank you, Blake

Good to see you too, Bob Stay safe Alright, big thanks to Blake By the way He was not lying about the Disney gangs That we're gonna do a deep dive on Next episode, we're talking about it Yeah, I looked it up afterwards

He fucked with... He did it with two lies in a row. Two truths and a lie. Two lies and a truth. Disney Gang's real deal. And that is... I would watch like a 15-part documentary series on those motherfuckers. Those have got to be the weirdest people on the planet.

Like, yo, this is our turf. You don't come around Space Mountain, bro. You better take your ass back to Epcot. You better go back to Small World, motherfucker. There are names like the Main Street Elite, Disney's Villains, Disney's Resort Imbeciles, Turbo Judgend,

Judgend? J-U-G-E-N-D? J-U-G-E-N-D? Never heard of it. Turbo Jujun Disneyland. Jugend? And Mickey's Pink Ladies. Oh, Mickey's Pink Ladies.

That sounds like Mickey is a pimp, and these are his horse. That is unbelievable. Next episode, we're for sure diving into Disney Gang. Now we got our interview with Jay Pharoah, which oddly enough, I said that these kind of tie together. Jay Pharoah lived a real-life experience that kind of is the plot of Woke. So Lamar Morris in Woke is like a comedian who never really experienced like racism firsthand. Comic?

Like comic drawer. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah. And then he goes through like a racial experience and then he's like awoken to everything. You know, his eyes are open to to the reality of the world that like literally happened to jay farrow who was on the record saying like he's never really great you know uh thankfully hadn't experienced much racism and then like got you know detained by the cops and cuffed and held down and it was all a mistake so he tells that story

here uh on top of just some funny bullshit i mean he's a funny dude and that when i mean when you're an impressionist it's got to suck because people are always like do this do that do this and thankfully he just knows to do them i don't want to be like yo yo do jay-z do jay-z i've heard you do it it's awesome so he just weaves in and out of the impressions and when he gets that laugh going it's like he's got a fucking laugh for the ages so really good interview with him as well let's wrap it up here it's brought to you by the Zebra. Americans are overpaying on car insurance by over $21 billion.

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Start saving today on your car and home insurance at T-H-E-Z-E-B-R-A dot com slash KFC. What up, Jay? Yo, yo, what up, man? How we doing, bro? Nah, everything is good, bro. How we doing? You got the white background there. You look like you're just floating. Oh, yeah. And if I had a green background, I could make it look like I was in paradise.

Are you saying you're not in paradise now? I mean, if you want to call my house paradise, that's fine. I typically don't call it that, but, you know. Could be worse. I'll tell you what, it sounds like I hear a bit of an echo. That might be fucking paradise here. You got a big house. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you dog! Yo, let me tell you something, kids. Impressions pay well, okay? If you could do some impressions, you could live in a house like that. Shit, man. That's a fucking good spot. Man, this is just crack money, man. This ain't impression money.

Oh, shit, man. How are things, man? You seem like a busy dude. A lot going on. I know you got several projects in the works, and it seems like work is good. Yeah, well, i just had a project i had a project that did drop two minutes of fame that dropped in june um i just had a project that dropped about two weeks ago called um how to fake a war i got another project that's dropping

in october october the 24th on hulu or 23rd on hulu. It's called Bad Hair. I got an Alicia Keys movie that I'm doing. Me and Christina Milian are starring in that. There's other few players in that as well. I've got another movie that I'm going to be doing with Megan Fox afterwards, man. You go from Christina Milian to Megan Fox. Those are like my crushes from high school, man. From right now. Mine too.

Business is good. All right, rank the projects from your least favorite to your most favorite. I can't. I even got a Nickelodeon show too called unfiltered. So if you, I got that as well. So I'm, I'm all over the place, bro. I can't, I can't complain, man. You're like my fucking dream, man. What's, what's, what's unfiltered all about? Unfiltered is a, it's a, it's a mystery celebrity game show.

We have different mystery celebs come in. We put a filter on their face and the kids have to sift out the clue how to figure out who exactly it is and it's fun are you the host of that or what i'm the host yeah i'm not i wouldn't be a panelist i wouldn't be i wouldn't be a player i'm hosting i wouldn't be a paladin come on man you know what's crazy when i think about that show i think about all of the television shows that i used to love watching when i was when i was a kid on nickelodeon i remember double dare yeah i remember hey i remember um all of those what would you do i remember um i remember global guts i remember legends of the hidden temple there it is. And, you know, and all of that, like, to be one of those people now, man,

to be, like, a big bro to these kids, it's really dope, bro. It's really dope. I mean, if you grew up in that era, those shows, everything you just rattled off are, like, I mean, that's, like, that's deep in my heart. I remember those. Like, that was my childhood. We can even go deeper, man. Salute Your Shorts.

Yeah. Hey, dude. Yo. Hey, dude. Yeah. my childhood we can even go deeper man salute your shorts yeah hey dude yeah did you know salute your shorts only did like two seasons or one a lot of those shows are very short if it's true yeah it feels like it was like one of the most iconic things in my childhood like it feels like it lasted my entire childhood it was like i think it was maybe two seasons yeah i'm gonna google it right now that's crazy i know it did it felt like we were yo i used to like dina i just want to smash 26 episodes from 91 to 92 was on tv yo i remember uh melanie on hey dude was my that was the one for me melanie oh yeah melanie, Melanie. Yeah, she was. Yeah, she was fine. You ever, hey, you ever do this? You ever look up the actors like that were up there and you try to like follow

them and slide in their DMs? I haven't slid, but I definitely look them up and find them. You can slide. I can't. You frog splash? I'm frog splashing them up. I don't care. I just. Eddie Guerrero

that bitch. I love it. Have you gotten responses? Yeah. Surprisingly, yes. Have you gone on dates? Has it gone beyond DMs? Possibly.

Let's go, bro. Let's go. I'm all about, look, I'm all about, I'm all about, I'm all about those childhood people I had a crush on and finding them, man. I'm saying, like, I know I used to like some Cougars when I was a kid, and I know now they're so old, they're saber-toothed tigers, but I'll still go over there. You know who did it for me? I'm going to go slide into DMs.

Remember Mo from Global Guts, the referee, the Irish chick? Yeah. Oh. That's attainable. You know what I mean? Jay's going to beat you, too, judging by that reaction. You shouldn't have given me the idea. Yo, so talk to me about, like, I mean, obviously,

you got this gift with the impressions. And we actually got a guy here at Barstool who just joined up who can do the same thing. And, like, I'm just so fascinated by the process of like what is is it is it like your vocal cords is it your brain is it just a gift is it something you can like if i if i worked at it could i eventually do it or no is it got to be something you're born with if you work at it you'd be able to be recognizable but having the talent to be able to bend your vocal cords to go to a certain person that's just just a, that's just a God given skill, man.

You know, it's like sports almost. It's like you either got it. You keep training, you can shoot free throws pretty good, but you can't be LeBron. Right. Right. Yeah, exactly. So you take a little bit of, it's kind of a little bit of everything that you said it's it's studying it's natural talent and um it's just persistence man being persistent and that's i always have the the mind that i never fully uh master an impression and that's how that's what always keeps me hungry even if i have even if even if standards, if they would say standards, if they say,

um, you know, yeah, you, that's spot on. I'm still like, nah, there's some more in there that I can find. And that's how, that's how I keep everything fresh. Even with, um, even, even with like people like Kat Williams and people that, you know, emulate and impersonate, there's even more. Like, 2020 Cat is different from 2006 Cat. You know what I'm saying? There's different

levels of how people sound. So... For instance, boo-boo, when Cat Williams first came out, he was talking just like this, Pippin, all day. And now... And now, he changes it and kind of talks like this. And he kind of makes you want to pay attention to the words that he's using.

Because not only did I put on a Tekashi 6ix9ine wig to fool everybody in this raggedy bitch this evening, but I spoke truth. It messed your heads up because Tekashi69 will never be saying things like a pit would say out of its mouth. See what I'm saying? I never... It's always...

I always feel like I can involve my characters, man. Always involving my characters, man. Who's the favorite of all time? Who's the number one you... Who's the one you worked at and wanted to nail the number one you, or like who's the one you like worked at and wanted to nail and like finally got it and you were like the most proud of? Probably Denzel.

I was going to say, it's got to be Denzel. I mean, you fucking, it's, you are more Denzel than Denzel is Denzel. It's crazy. Okay, all right. Yeah, that's it. You are. And you know what, that too, it's not just the voices the mannerisms and the face and the expressions you you do it all it's crazy it's it's my favorite it is it's my favorite

snl skit maybe of all time the unstoppable is like you're gonna say thank you it's a fucking classic it's so good yo but you were talking about cat cats in two minutes of fame right yeah now what's it's a minute what's that like being around someone who like you you do their impression are they like do it do it do it or you would never do in front of them let's even let's even take the impression aspect and put that to the back seat let's talk about the fact that this was one of the comedians that i looked up to when i was when i was first coming up uh to be to be on screen and be able to opposite and act off of that person is it was was a blessing in itself because we looked at cat williams when i was in high school cat williams was like he was the, he was the guy. He was the freaking guy. Smart, punctual, well-versed, so lucid with the way he articulates his jokes and translates it to all different audiences. set with him, man, I feel like some of his greatness rubbed off on me. And let me explain

that. Because when I was a kid, when I was 16, 15 years old, you know, it was like, yo, I want to meet Bernie Mac. I want to meet Cat Williams. I want to meet Chris Tucker. I want to meet Eddie Murphy. And I want to meet Bernie Mac, right? Got on set with him. man the man came up to me and told me he was a he was a fan of what i do and that blew my freaking mind because it's like it's that it's like the circle of life thing you know when when simba got his nuts remember that because there was a block of that movie where he had no testicles whatsoever he was neutered somebody took him um the hyenas ate him off anyway so when he when he got on that pride rock and he went up there he did that he did that lion roar yeah and that solidified him

for for being in the jungle i feel like when i was on the set with cat williams and he called me into his trailer and he said and i'm thinking that oh yes it's cat we're just going we're gonna do the cali thing you know what i mean of course this is smoke we're gonna do that he called me into his trailer because his kids wanted to take a picture of me and they wanted autographs. They were fans. That messed me up. Your kids are just like I was when I was 15 to you. So that was like my – Wild. Simba moment.

Simba. Simba. Go for the pride rock. Simba. Simba. You know what's wild is Cat was one of my guys too. Because everyone you just listed was black. So I probably should have, like, Seinfeld.

But I fucking loved Kat. Me and my buddy used to lock ourselves in his parents' room because they had a black box. And watch, like, fucking, like, Stolen or whatever HBO specials that Kat had. Talking about poor little Tink Tink running around and stuff like that. Paul Little Tink Tink, Paul Little Tink Tink. Well, tell Jay when you were a kid you wanted to change your names. What were the two choices? I wanted to be Cordell Stewart.

I wanted to change my – my parents were like – Yo, I wanted to change my name. I like lobbied my parents. I wrote like papers on why it's a good idea and shit like that. I wanted to be Cordell Feidelberg. And then they said, no, you can't be Cordell. And he said, okay, I'll be Tyrell. I'll be Tyrell Davis.

Tyrell Davis. Well, wow. I'm surprised you're not an NFL player. Let me tell you about my name Because my real name isn't Jay What is it? My real name is Jared Farrell That's my real name So you're telling me the Farrell part's real

But the Jay is the fake part? Yep, Jay is the fake part Farrell's real, Jay is the fake part Why didn't you go with Jared? Why'd you want Jay? Because Jared I don't look like a Jay No, you're a black guy that is a caucasian yeah now i i finally i finally adapted to my name and learned how to accept it because i used to be

so angry about it i used to be so remorseful for the fact that my mom gave me this fucking name. I didn't want her to have the name. I'm just saying, yo, I felt sorry for myself, but I realized what my mom was doing. She was trying to set my black ass up for failure. I mean, not for failure, for success. She was trying to set my black ass up for success because

if I call to make a reservation online and it says Jared Farrow, well, guess who's getting the table, bro? Me, dog. Guess who can get approved for credit? Guess who can get approved before they go into the bank? Me. Why?

Because of my name, dog. I have a white Jewish bank. Literally. I was going to say, short of being Joshua joshua farrow i mean that's as white and jewish as it gets jared jared farrow stein whatever the hell you want to call me i did just the name i can get into every country club if i talk if i talk to you and guess what? You can do the voice too. I can do the voice and, and I can date, I can date white women without their parents assuming shit. Why?

Because you're not going to think somebody named Jared Farrow is going to give your daughter the black pipe. It's not happening. Yeah. Yeah. So you made peace with your name jared and then fucking subway happened yeah jared's not a good look exactly i was like i can't i still he's goddamn white i sell jewelry but i touch children what the fuck is happening do you uh do you ever get um sick of impressions and whatnot i mean i would have

to imagine the world of yo do that do that do that i'm happy you you just did them on your own because i didn't want to ask for them but i do like hearing them but i'd imagine people bothering you it's like hey tell a joke or hey do an impression it's like man shut the fuck up here's the thing and that's something else i feel like has um has come with maturation over the years it's understanding that the folks that do watch you and come support you they are coming because you've done something that they like. Now, how messed up would it be for you as an artist to deprive that person of that specific talent or skill that they paid to come see? So it's not an annoying thing. I don't get annoyed. The only time I get annoyed is if I'm on Instagram and I'm trying to talk some real stuff and people are just like, Chris Rock!

Eddie Mavis! Big Jay Washington it you know what i'm saying like it's literally i can see my a lot of my instagram followers have um typing Tourette's that's what they have they have typing Tourette's they type stuff and they shouldn't type it and i'm like that's an inside that's an inside type not an outside type so i have come to the point now, like I'm saying, if you come to my shows, whatever, I will do the impressions. But that is not the bulk of my act. That is just what I use to lead you in. And if you watch, you sit there for that hour and a half, you're like, damn, this motherfucker. I did. I thought he was just gonna do voices no bitch no i did that because i knew you liked it right but to keep you as a fan to keep you coming back i have left you with a personal piece of myself and that's all you can do as a stand-up comic is be raw and authentic to yourself. So I'm talking about my life, what's going on right now.

You can accept it or not, but this is what's going on. And, hey, I'll give you a little Eddie Murphy impression at the end, too. What's the process like for getting – I remember when I was young and I loved Daryl Hammond, Bill Clinton. And I think he said something along the lines of like, he just gets in a room by himself with a bunch of videotapes and a bottle of whiskey and just keeps watching it and drinking and watching it and drinking until he gets it right. Well, I don't use whiskey as my poison.

Mine is a little more green, but it's the same type of process man it's yeah you lock your you just you lock in dude you lock in you pay attention you you even listen to how somebody enunciate something to take your mouth and be able to enunciate it like they do so you could just get the authentic sound out i mean sometimes like with newer impressions that I have to do, because you know, a whole bunch of people are stepping down now, uh, as far as cartoons go, uh, with certain positions. So if I'm asked to do a character or something from a show us, whatever it is, I am literally morphing. I'm listening.

I'm totally locked in and I'm contorting my face to make the sound come out as authentically as possible. And it is a process, man. LeBron James. What does LeBron James do? LeBron James gets freaking 120 vitamin syringe shots inside of himself. And then he shoots 1,000 free throws and he ducks two million times. It's the same type of shit. Right. It literally is the same type of shit. I am in here talking to myself like Jay-Z damn near two hours out of the day.

You're like a fucking. I'm just I'm just in my bitch. I'm just here. Yeah. You know, Hey Jay, what's up? No, nothing. You good? Yeah. Yo, let's go get some food. All right.

What you want? Grub up. You heard? Yeah. Oh, you're like one of those fucking Russian astronauts. He's been on the space station alone for like six years. And he's just, just talking to himself nonstop. You got like split personalities. Jay Barrow. You just talk. Have you met talking have you met have you met um like most of or all of the people you like do you know jay do you know denzel do they get a kick out of it i've met yes yes yes i met

jay i met denzel it's so fun when i met jay-z calls me fake jay-z you do jay very well that's gotta be the coolest yeah it's the coolest shit ever he'd be over there with he'd be over there with his with his nap locks and he'll see me because you know he got nap locks you know matt lock he'll see me he'd be like yo what up fake jay-z that's fucking incredible dude who's your who's your best uh white person impression my best white person impression i have a few man i think my joaquin phoenix joker impression is pretty freaking spot on let me see it i don't want to be that guy but let me see it well hi marie do you know what it's like out there everybody's just yells at each other no one's civil anymore no one thinks what it's like to be the other guy you think guys like

thomas wayne care about people like me they don't they think we'll just sit them and go wild. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's right, bro. I can do crazy white people too. Yeah, that's right. I'm just saying, all my white people are batshit crazy. Yo, on a serious note, though, on a serious note, I saw, you know, when everything went down with George Floyd, I saw on Instagram you were talking about your own experience, which seemed to be, I mean, that had to be a pretty harrowing moment.

That was some wild shit. Definitely, man. I was totally incredulous that it was happening to me because I was in my neighborhood. I was exercising. I have this thing called the Run Tracker app. Well, I was using it ever since that day it hasn't worked but i had this app called the run tracker app that was helping me um uh keep beyonce hips away from myself during the covid you know what i'm saying because that that's my problem everybody got their

problem area my problem area is my butt like son like yo i used to get cat called when i was little yeah yeah like i'd bend over and they'd be like, yeah, he got a fat ass. I'd say, she? Oh, my bad, nigga, my bad. But, you know, you see what you got going. Double-cheeked up Jay Pharoah. So I got this thing, Run Tracker app. Now, mind you, I am running damn near four, five times out of the week, right?

Consistently. April 26th, I'm out on Ventura. I'm running. Now, understand this app, it has a timer that it tells you to run. It tells you to slow down. You run for about 15 minutes. You walk for like two it tells you to run. It tells you to slow down. You run for about 15 minutes. You walk for like two or you go 20. Walk for like two and a half, something like that.

All right. I'm going across Ventura and Corbin. At this point, I am at a walking, resting moment in this freaking app. I look to the left of me. I see a police officer. There's a helicopter that flies over my head. I see the police officer. I see that situation.

I got my Bose headphones on. I'm not thinking anything of it because I'm innocent. I'm not doing anything. All of a sudden, I see the officer with his gun approaching me saying, freeze, get on the ground. I look at the officer and then I look,

I looked over my shoulder. Cause I was sure whoever they were about to get, I was about the videotape. That's what I was. I was like, let me get my videotape out. Cause you know, let's,

we're going to get that. No, they're talking to me. Get on the ground. Okay. I'm getting on the ground. Spread your arms out like an airplane. That's weird. Why do I need to spread my arms out like an airplane?

Guy gets on top of me. Police officer with the gun. Got on top. Three other officers approach. They had their guns. Another officer was in the front. No gun on them. They get on top of me. Officer gets on top of me. The run tracker app says run.

I said, bitch, I can't. There's no setting on the app for guns are drawn. Fast tracker app. I can't. I'm like, yo, do you have like the gun filter? Can you put that on right now? Because that's what's happening to me right now, you know? So they tell me to get up.

I said, how can I get up? I said, I'm in handcuffs. I don't even know why I'm in handcuffs. I've never even been in handcuffs in a bedroom. You got to live a little, bro. Hey, I have lived. I just ain't done that. So I'm like, yo, what is that? Get up. All right. So they helped me up.

They say, um, they say, Oh, you know, you're being detained. I was like, for what? I'm innocent. I was like, yo, I didn't do anything. Well, you know, you matched the description of a, um, of a suspect with gray sweat, gray sweatpants on and a gray shirt. You mean, so you mean like every other black person? Yeah, I mean, come on. All of Hollywood. Yeah.

Okay, so I'm like, yo, if you look up Jay Pharoah, you will see that you are making a terrible mistake. Look it up. A few minutes later, after I'm in handcuffs, keep in mind, I'm sweating. My whole, all of this is sweating. They've already had me on the ground. Now I'm sweaty and I'm dirty. They don't have on, they don't have on gloves. They don't have on masks, anything like that. Right. Dude comes back.

He goes, oh, I'm sorry. We got the wrong guy. You're free to go. Yeah, fucking think so. I told you that. Yeah. I told I sat there. It's like Kanye West. I told you. I told you who I was. I told you. Ridiculous, man. So it's just, here's the thing. I am so glad I got into that situation alive because put this shit in perspective. If that run tracker app would have told me

to be running at that time and I got on my noise canceling both headphones on and i'm running through that situation and the cops have their guns drawn and i don't stop what do you think would have happened yeah for real it's a scary thought man it's not what would have happened yeah we saw it again two nights ago yeah it's it's like, yeah, it could have just been music. And he got shot. He got shot seven, eight times. Seven, I think. And he's alive.

I know. Dude, that's a guy who's not supposed to die. Yeah, if he survives that, watch out, man. It's a crazy time. It's real, brother. Yeah. It's real, brother. The message is this. If you are an innocent black person in America, your life can still be in danger.

There's always a constant threat, and that's why we're out here marching and protesting so hard. because now that everybody has been able to sit down for the past few months and just absorb the world you can deduce that it's just not right and it's not supposed to be like that and it should have never been like that but because of false stereotypes because of because of negative images and just full assumption without knowing the history of black people, you can be tricked into being scared. When you speak on stuff like this, do you ever get ignorant idiots being like, well, how is racism real if you made it? You're black and you're rich and you're you're successful so how could racism possibly be real i i hear that all the time but now i'm like this you want to know how racism is real look at that videotape but after you can see what it is after they realize were they were they like apologetic were they like you know they realized who you were and they were nice to you and shit?

Not really. No? Fucking A, man. I mean, they would just say, yeah, our bad. It wasn't like a big thing to them. It wasn't a big thing. That's crazy to just hit you with my bad. Like four people were around me with guns, dude.

Like what the fuck are you talking about? Your bad. You're goddamn right it's your bad. No fucking kidding, man. You didn't fucking spill some milk, bro bro you had four guns pointed on me and you're looking and you look at the situation like yo why why do you all have guns aimed coming towards me and i'm on i don't have shit on me there's nothing i have i have workout gear on you can clearly see even the people that stopped and talked to me after they were like you didn't even look like a suspect you just

looked like you were just you were exercising i said yeah it's just it's ridiculous and it needs to stop and i think as far as a people everybody needs to be more educated just about the laws and just about what officers are able and not able to do. Because if they come up to you like Jay-Z. Remember Jay-Z? Jay-Z had that, Jay-Z said, 99 problems with a bitch A1. He said, middle finger on got um we said he said um uh son do you know what i'm stopping you for because i'm thinking i'm black and my hat's real low do i look like a mind reader sir i don't know well you were doing 55 and a 54

well he was he was like yo he was like yo i ain't passed the ball but i know a little bit enough for you want to legally search my shit if you know that they can't pull that on you they're not supposed to do that man right so but what's scary is you know even if you do know and and you and you're right it doesn't matter because you know i was i was watching a documentary i think it was vice or somewhere i forget who it was and it was with a police officer a a former police officer in Baltimore who quit because he had come back from war and he wanted to serve his community. And he quickly realized that, like, he's not serving the community. He's like, I just had numbers I had to hit and blah, blah, blah. And he's like, let me tell you why it's so easy to be a police officer.

Because, like, he's like, I can't drive down the street legally. He's like, no one can. It's impossible to do. Like, you know, like, oh, you're six inches too close to a car. You can fucking make up something to just pull someone over. Right. And who does that happen to more often? Right.

Me or Jay? Well, Cordell Feidelberg, maybe. Cordell had a hard time. Yeah, man, it's crazy times. But obviously, you know, people like talented like yourself with the impressions and the jokes and the comedy do, you know, at least bring out the light side of things. So we appreciate that. And it sounds like business is good. You got a lot of projects in the works.

Bad hair. Two minutes of fame. We got all sorts. Every platform. Nickelodeon. How to fake a war. You're all over. It's crazy, man.

That was 10 minutes of the interview. You talk. You just listing off what you got going. But for real. Yeah. You just listing off what you got going. But for real, man. I'm blessed. You're blessed, but you earned it too because you're talented as shit. Last question for you before you go. Because there are a few, you know, everyone knows the names of like the

Daryl Hammonds and Jay Pharrows and Caliendo's. Is there like a fraternity and like a brotherhood, or is there a little bit of rivalry and some unspoken tension? You guys are all cool. As far as I go, I don't beef with anybody. And I think for the most part, all of us are, for the most part, most of us are gregarious and amicable to each other, and we're willing to work with each other.

For the most part. So who's who? Who's not for the most part then? Huh? Oh, I'm not going to. Listen, I don't negatively talk about. I'm not going to put anybody out in the negative light. You know what I mean? I mean, you can pretty much look at interviews and see who I'm talking about, who, who, uh, a person who, who, um, probably will talk

about other people. I, but I will say this about myself. I have never done that. I have never, I have never talked about anybody in a negative, in a negative way, um, publicly, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not, I'm just not going to do that. gonna do that right you know that's that's just not me so there's not a rap i'll tell you who i'm cool with all right i'll just list who i'm cool with all right i'm cool with afia crockett i'm cool with daryl hammond i'm cool with khali endo i'm cool with dean edwards i'm cool with godfrey and and uh I've never met Ross Merskwan but I think he's brilliant I think Chloe Chloe on SNL she's amazing she's she's freaking fantastic and uh Melissa uh Melissa uh Melissa Senor she's good too and I'm cool those are the people I can name that I'm cool with they might be like a thousand other impressionists but those are the people I can name that I'm cool with. They might be like a thousand other impressionists, but those are the people that I know who I'm cool with.

Well, listen, I got one more name for you. I ain't going to talk about who I am. I don't beat people. I got one more name for you. There's a guy here. He just started out with us. His name is Joey Molinaro, and he does a lot of college football impressions and whatnot. He does a lot with Caliendo.

I think Caliendo calls him like Little Caliendo or something like that. Yeah, you – Oh, okay. Yeah. Send him your way if you ever get a chance to check him out. He's new and up and coming. Yeah. He's killing it, too.

Dude, listen. I am – like I'm saying, I know you're about to end because it sounds like a wrap-up. You're like, listen, yeah, we're going to end – listen. Let me just say this before we get on. Hey, we're the ones getting the text. think you got something going on i got i got nothing yeah yeah i gotta yeah i got i know i gotta go to another interview but but it's like this i do not it it does not do me any justice or anybody any justice to negatively talk about somebody or put somebody else down when you constantly bring people up and and talk about somebody or put somebody else down.

When you constantly bring people up and talk about the positives of folks, you are constantly being elevated. Those folks that make it their mission to down other people, to talk negatively about people, to constantly bicker and worry about what other people are doing, those people are stuck in their positions because they're stuck in their ways. And until you elevate your thinking and get rid of that, you will not go any higher. It's the same thing with accepting your blessings.

If you have some blessings that come to you, be appreciative. Don't look past those blessings and say, oh, what's next? Live in the moment. Because when you live in the moment, that's when more blessings come. When you just constantly trying to find what's next, you will never be happy and you will run yourself empty. Jay Farrell, let me tell you what. In this very chair, I had therapy at noon today. You just kicked her ass.

That's words of wisdom right there from Jared Farrell. Let me tell you what. In this very chair, I had therapy at noon today. You just kicked her ass. Yeah. Words of wisdom right there from Jared Farrell. From Jared Farrell. Thank you so much for the time, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Have a great one. Thank you, man. Best of luck. You too, man.

Peace. I've got some missions that nobody can see. And all of these emotions are pouring out of me. I bring them to the light for you. It's only right. This is the soundtrack to my life. The soundtrack to my life. To my life.

To my life. To my life. To my life. To my life. To my life, to my life, to my life, to my life, to my life, to my life, to my life.