KFC Radio - Bow Wow, Jon Taffer, and One Chip to Rule Them All

Episode Date: November 27, 2018

Bow Wow (1:02:59) comes through to talk sneakers, Growing Up Hip Hop and how he got caught by the internet and became a meme. Jon Taffer (36:57) tells us how to make friends and deal with the girl that hated her engagement ring. Voicemails include: Serial Killer Foreplay, Girls Likes To Sleep Around Too, Hardest Month to Not Drink, One Chip For Rest of Your LifeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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10 when you're like, if you partied and you hate your job, you're back in the cube and you're like fat and pasty, maybe hungover. And, you know, the carrot just turned back into a pumpkin. It's time to go back to your shitty life. Maybe your parents were cooking for you and you were like, you know. I'm ordering free movies. I love that one. I'm at my parents' house.

I'm like, I'm going to buy this shit on demand. I like watched four movies this weekend. I fell asleep in all of them. Yeah. And I buy them too. I love that one. I'm at my parents' house. I'm like, I'm gonna buy this shit on demand. I like watched four movies this weekend. I fell asleep in all of them. Yeah. And I buy them too. Buy it again. 1999, whatever. I'll get it again. I'll get it again tomorrow night.

The, uh, I did Mile 22, Mile 22, which we used to advertise on here. Lived up to the hype. Oh, I watched a couple of good movies too. You did Mission Impossible, right? Mission Impossible is so dope. That, I, it was my favorite action movie ever. I swear. I really mean that.

It was really, really good. And Searching. Did you watch that? Oh no, I've heard that. It's good though. It's dope. Yeah. I've heardossible's so dope. It was my favorite action movie ever. I swear. I really mean that. And Searching. Did you watch that? Oh no I've heard that. It's dope. It's a little tough because it's kind of one of those

ones that's based in a computer. It's told through a computer which is annoying but the story and the mystery are good enough

that you get over it and you're just basically into who did it and what's going to happen and all that shit. It's got Kumar

from Howl in the Kumar. Yeah. John Cho. It's good. It's got Kumar from Hound and Kumar. Yeah. John Cho. Yeah. It's good. It's unique, but it's got like a 98% on tomatoes or some shit. Yeah, I've heard everyone raving. It was great.

So, yeah, this is a big week for food and relaxation. So when the Monday hits and it's time to, you know, that all goes away, it can hit you like a ton of bricks. It is one of those things. I saw a tweet that was funny where it said, how the hell are we supposed to go back to work? I don't remember where I work. Because it is, you feel like you've been gone for so long. And it's like, the

Monday, you should start on a half day. You should get a half day. Ease back in. I think you should get a half day, second half of the day. Oh, yeah. Well, I almost took that this morning, but you know what? I just get so bored. Like, I texted you this morning. I said, do we have anything to do this morning? We're going to be here all night. John got old.

He just got old right now. That's it. When you come to work, I was talking about this on the radio. When, when you, and like this, I used to watch my dad do this.

He'd be like Monday morning, I'm off to work. See you later. Goodbye. And I was like, how could someone like work? And then you have a life and you're like, Oh, I kind of get it. But even you, who you don't have any reason to really be have a life and you're like, oh, I kind of get it.

But even you, who you don't have any reason to really be running away, even you were like, I'm just going to go to work. That's when you're old. When you drink unsweetened iced tea and when you go to work willingly, you're old. That's it. I mean, I texted you. I think I was in bed until like 10 past 9 and I said, you know, what am I going to do today? You said no. And then I was like, cool.

I get the morning off. To do what? And then I went, what am I going to do? Let me, I'm going to let you in on a secret. This is a legitimate secret. And I don't know how to deal with this. Because, you know, my life is changing and I'm going backwards and I'm like kind of, you know, reverting back. I don't think I'm as good at doing nothing oh as i once was the kfc staple that sucks

i mean i i like to me it's like coming out as like a fraud fan or something like that like yo he doesn't even really like the mets or something like that i mean i don't get me wrong i like it but you know what it is i used to like doing nothing because it was like without light there could be no dark without dark there could be no light like when i was pushed and pressed to do shit i didn't want to do when i was able to do nothing i loved it when you have kind of like more time to do nothing i'm a little like i can do nothing on days that are designed to do nothing i just i do feel like well i should be at I do feel like, well, I should be at work. I can take the morning, but I should be at work. Right.

I'm either like I should be with my kids right now watching them or I should be working. And I'm good for like a movie. If I get into a series, I'm good. That's actually the thing. If there's a season of a show I like, I'm Gucci. I wrapped up Schitt's Creek last night, so that's probably why. I got into Marvelous Miss Maisel, and that is keeping my interest. So I banged out like five episodes of that but if i'm in between shows and there's

nothing really great on demand i get antsy what the fuck that's terrible it is terrible like who am i but i don't get me wrong i force my i power through it yeah i get up and go to the gym or something like that but i'm like this just doesn't give me the same pleasure it once did. Probably because I feel enormous amounts of guilt. But whatever, that's a different story. That's a different story for a different time. It's not quite the same though, man. I noticed myself doing it last night during the, I had Schitt's Creek on and I was like,

just scrolling Twitter and I was like, I'm not doing anything right now. Yeah. You know what? I ordered food cause I was bored. I saw that. I mean, that's, that's,

that's, that's everything in a nutshell. I have nothing to do. So I was going to order food. I also feel like the, uh, like Twitter, like I don't get the same like joy out of Twitter that I once did.

Like I used to be like, I'm going to sit here on Twitter all night. It's going to be great. Now it's just like, it pisses me off or I don't check it as frequently. So my default do nothing activity is kind of gone. I need like a new. I mean, I mean, I'll be a gamer.

I was thinking about buying a Nintendo Switch. No, no, that doesn't work. Can't I know you try it. You tried it once, right? Tried it. Tried it. I think it lasted two nights. This is stupid.

I just keep dying. You just can't. Yeah, it's like you can't fake that, right? Playing video games are really hard now. Yeah. Well, what if I become a retro gamer? I think that just won't. I don't know.

It doesn't have the same mystique. It doesn't have the same hold up. Yeah. I think you'll be like, oh, I remember Lara Croft hot as shit. Yeah. When you try to recapture. It's like if you have a funny, impromptu night somewhere and you try to go back or you try to host the same party and invite the same

people and it's just not the same. It's probably like that. I need something. Help me. Help KFC. Make KFC do nothing again.

No, I'm not going to read. I got good books for you. What? I got a couple good books for you. Don't you worry about

it. Unless they're like porny books, I'm out. They're not porny books. I need some erotica. Make KFC do nothing again. Did you do nothing this weekend?

Nah, I was with the kids mostly. I did nothing this weekend. It was awesome. So you still get off on this. You don't know what I'm talking about. But I knew I was supposed to be doing nothing. So it's different. Although I do have one thing I want to clear up with in regards to staying at home

I can hint at this with you this is a phenomenon and again I'm as big a homebody as you can imagine I wish I could live at home with my parents I wish we were in Boston so I could live at home and I can't but the worst thing that happens because it doesn't happen when I'm in my apartment

is when you're asleep on the couch and it's fucking midnight or something, and they wake your ass up and tell you to go to bed. Bitch, I am in bed. Right now. I have chosen my bed for the evening. Yeah, bed is not a

physical thing. Bed is a presence of mind, a state of being. I'm in bed. It's the couch. Sometimes I'm in bed in the recliner. Sometimes I'm in bed under the kitchen fucking floor like large after Willie's party the night. Sometimes you're in bed huddled up around the fucking toilet. Yeah. These are all beds. I'm

in bed with my arms tucked under the couch cushions because I didn't have a blanket with me when I went to bed. Now leave me alone and it's the thing too. It's my dad who always does it. So he's the bitch. I'm stunned. I feel like your dad would be a couch sleeper. Oh, he is. But I don't wake him up.

So I fucking, through mile 22, for about 45 minutes of mile 22, I just had to deal with snoring. Because I wasn't going to be the guy to wake him up and say, go to bed. And then he turned right around and did it to you. So then, well, mile 22, I had to fall asleep. Come on. Let's not be ridiculous. Who could fall asleep during Walmart? Mile 22, I didn't fall asleep. Come on. Let's not be ridiculous. Who could fall asleep during Walmart? Mile 22, I was invigorated.

But a different night, he did that where I'm like, dude, I just let you sleep all night. And I turn the TV off, turn the lights off. I go to bed. I leave your ass on the couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's weird. That's what. Absolutely.

Give me the respect I give to you. Well, maybe you are snoring, though. And it's like, fuck you, dude. Oh, I'm sure I am. Yeah. But he was snoring, too. What do you think I get my snoring from? I's like fuck you dude oh he i'm sure i am yeah but he was snoring what do you think i get my story from i get it from his right and i think you're being you're going the extra mile by letting him sleep peacefully i think if you're snoring well i don't

know if i can hear you i'll be like come on wake up and go to bed just to maybe break the cycle of snoring but if my bed is like far away from near the couch i'll just leave your ass there who gives a fuck yeah i don't give a shit it's like come on. Come on. I don't want to wake up. That's the worst thing to wake up. You got like groggy and you're like, I got to brush my teeth. Now I have all these responsibilities.

I just passed out. That's crazy. Now I have to brush my teeth. Now I have to go to the bathroom. Now I have to take my clothes off. I don't want to do the whole thing. I was already asleep. Let me sleep.

Are you regularly brush your teeth at night, guy? Right, okay. I mean, well, you were talking about all these responsibilities. Well, yeah. If I pass out on the couch, I don't brush my teeth. Right, but? Right, okay. I mean, well, you were talking about all these responsibilities. Well, yeah, like if I pass out on the couch, I don't brush my teeth. Right, but I'm saying if you go to bed.

If I go to bed, yeah, I brush my teeth. Yeah, no, see, it takes an act of God to make me brush my teeth at the end of the night. Kevin. Yeah, it's true. It's true. I'm a one-time brush. That's a real problem. No, it's not.

My teeth are fucking perfect. No cavities, never had a root canal, nothing. Huh. Yeah, I'm concerned for you. No, I just not. My teeth are fucking perfect. No cavities, never had a root canal, nothing. Huh. Yeah, I'm concerned for you. No, I just go right to bed. Because to me, it's almost like making the bed. It's like, I'm not going to brush my teeth to go to sleep. Who cares?

So my teeth, you know how gross your fucking teeth get overnight? Who cares? But you have like a day's worth of gunk to get out of them. Yeah, so it's like a day plus 8 hours of sleep or in my case like 6 hours of sleep it's not that big of a difference brush that shit hard one time and you're good man false? I mean I am

if I had fucking problems with my teeth I would understand yeah brush them twice a day to me it's like showering I'm not going to shower before I go to bed I'm not going to shower my teeth before I go to bed sorry that's it I think we should cut all this out I think this is not going to shower before I go to bed. I'm not going to shower my teeth before I go to bed. Sorry. That's it. I think we should cut all this out.

I think this is not going to get the response you're hoping for. No, I think I've done this before. I think most people brush their teeth at night, but I think there's also a lot of people out there who are lazy, who probably won't admit it, but they're on the couch, whatever, and they're just like, I'm going to bed. See, to me, brushing the teeth wakes me up. It's like a whole thing. Yeah, oh, yeah oh no I agree cause I fucking deep throat it

and get my tongue and all that shit oh you see that's a problem that's a problem yeah see your tongue's gross I do like that listen I basically pet my tongue yeah no no no see that maybe that's the difference I go so god damn hard in the morning that I think I'm good

I think I just like it's just like a fucking gangbang up in my mouth with that toothbrush. We're good to go. Anyway, when you're living at home, your parents... Sister got engaged. Sister got engaged. Congratulations to the Clancy family.

I'll play it. I got her permission to do this and I played it on the radio a little bit. I guess we'll put this in in post. Or should I just hold it up to the thing? I just hold it up. So it was a surprise. She had given a deadline of the following Christmas. Not this Christmas.

And she was like, and I think he's going to take every single day. I think it'll be on Christmas next year. So he surprised her. And we were waiting for it to happen. My mom and sister live above each other in the same like two family house. So I'm at my parents' house, me, my mom, my dad, and we're waiting for it to happen. And I got there around like dinnertime, like seven o'clock, eight o'clock, nine o'clock rolls around. On Thanksgiving?

Wednesday before. Okay. Okay. And we get to like 10 o'clock for my parents. My dad was like, I haven't been awake this late in 25 years. I was like, Dad, it's 920. So, but it was taking long. And we're like, do you think he got cold feet?

And my mom's like, do you think that they're like alone together? I was like, nah, shut up. Jesus Christ. He just hasn't proposed yet so he proposes and we can hear her weeping for a solid 10 minutes we can hear her like through the ceiling weeping and to the point that the only thing i could eventually hear out like clearly i hear him go stop crying would you so then she comes downstairs and this was this was how it this was the scene all the time like like i was like that's how i would cry if somebody died so she was what's that yeah yeah she i mean it was a very low-key thing she was in her pajamas

they just got back from dinner it was like uh it was very them but i i get i would say she was surprised that's good yeah that's like the stop crying would you that's i had the exact opposite where like i learned like like why i don't have emotions like it was the exact opposite of of what you did like crying and happiness it was just my mom just telling stories about my grandfather dying. It was so funny. Oh, yeah, it was a hoot. She was talking about it. All right, so we're at Thanksgiving.

First of all, everyone's high in Massachusetts now. Wow. Everybody's high. Great. Good for Massachusetts. Because they legalize recreational weed. Right. So we're sitting in the kitchen at the Thanksgiving table, and we're like, is that weed?

At the table someone's smoking? No. We're like, oh, the kids must be upstairs. So check upstairs. No kids upstairs smoking. It's the aunts and moms downstairs in the basement smoking. Yes. Get it.

I asked my brother, and he's like, yeah, that's just childish shit. Everyone else, you go to the attic. That's what we were upstairs. The smoke goes up. You upstairs you go to the highest point it just pours out but my mom was good for them was your mom was paul getting it in no no no my mom's like a straight edge she has like a glass of wine or two but yeah um but she was telling stories about um like my grandfather when like her sisters were always trying to get her to go to the hospital like dad's dying my mom was responsible. It's me.

Everybody's dying right now. You're dying every second. We're getting closer to that. Yeah, but he's dying faster. He's dying on a much accelerated schedule here. She was telling him, she was telling him a story about when they were moving him out of his

retirement, not moving him out of his retirement community. He, uh, it was, they were changing over his clothes and like winter clothes and taking out the closet and putting the summer clothes. And they're all boxing him. All my aunts and stuff are boxing him up. I know where this is going.

Mom goes, Dad, we can just get rid of the winter shit, right? You're going to be dead by next winter. She said that to him? Yeah. What did he say? He said, don't keep it. Motherfucker lives seven more years.

She was ready to kick him out early. She's done with this. Kick you off the earth. Dad, we can just get rid of this, right?

You're going to be dead by next winter. Yo, it's so funny because your mom sounds like she's a straight edge. She sounds like so motherly. But then there's also like the, yeah, like I didn't,

he didn't want to go to school on Mondays, so I didn't do it. Like my dad, he was dying. Who cares? They're fine. What a woman. Dude, she's the best. She was telling everyone about when she worked at a soup kitchen. She volunteered.

She used to volunteer at a soup kitchen, which I don't think she liked for like the last three years of doing it, but she just felt responsible. And someone, one time someone was like you know thank you so much this is so nice of you blah blah blah could i could i have a hug and my mom said i don't even hug my children don't touch it do you think i'm gonna touch your homeless ass you are outside of your mind eat now eat the soup and get the fuck out i know what she she was telling a story about when we were in Florida. We went when I was really young.

And they'd go to Florida for like a month or whatever and see my grandparents and shit like that. And she said one day she decided she wanted to learn how to rollerblade. But couldn't leave me at home. So she, by like swamps where like alligators were actively just there, my mom was trying to learn how to rollerblade, pushing me in a carriage. She's like, I just keep falling. You'd go sliding down, cars would be honking, go, what are you doing, lady?

She's like, I was just, I never rollerbladed again, but that day I just really felt like rollerblading. What the? I'm telling you, these are the things that happened, right? You know what that is? She was bored of doing nothing. That's probably what it was. See, I don't want to have to rollerblade with fucking Keegan in a stroller or something.

I'm going to be dragging Shay behind me. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to get back to doing nothing. That's my promise to you. I'm going to become a, you think I'm a piece of shit now? You watch out. You watch out. I'm going to get back to doing nothing. That's my promise to you. I'm going to become a, you think I'm a piece of shit now? You watch out. You watch out. I'm going to dig my heels in.

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That's stitchfix.com slash KFC today. Before we get into voice notes, I have a question. Yeah. This has come up over Thanksgiving. This is making me nervous almost. And it comes up every year. And this year, I think I decided to put my foot down. Well, I didn't decide to put my foot down.

I wanted to put my foot down. John, you have never put your foot down. I attempted to put my foot down and was quickly overruled. How old is too old for, like, the family Christmas picture? Well, I'll tell you what. We're such a white trash family. We never did that. You never did that?

Never. Nope. Oh, see, we, I mean, that's, like, that's the crap. I could see, yeah, like, the Feidel? Oh, see, we, I mean, that's like, that's the crap. I could see, yeah, like the Feidelbergs, like they all get together and they all look like they're golden doodle and they wear like scarves and cashmere and, and yeah, I could see that being a thing. It was, I mean, it's my dad who, my dad was the one who. Yeah, Polly's like, I don't give a fuck about this.

Well, my mom's idea was, we'll put you on the back. Like, just myself. That's a power move. I kind of like that. She's like, we'll put the younger kids on the front. So you're saying you're too old for this, but your siblings are good to go? Yeah. You're not that...

What's the difference between you and them? I think 30. I think you hit 30, and I think it's like, I probably should have my own family. That's kind of the thing, is like, you should be making your own. You're still kind of like the chump who's on there. My mom was like, well, like, we can't just not have you on it, because people will think you're dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's like, maybe we'll just do the three of them, and we'll put John's still alive, though.

Love it. Love it. Just draw your ass in. It's like my dad's always been. But I remember my first memory of taking the family Christmas picture was we were at Horseneck Beach in Westport. And it was like it wasn't a beach day. It was like, you know, we were out there in like clothes. It was winter. And my dad, I was like crying.

I didn't want to do it. No one ever wants to do the family Christmas picture. You were what, 21? I was crying. and my dad was throwing dead crabs at me going we're having fun smile like what caught me in the eye with one just whipping dead crabs get in the holiday spirit everyone everyone smile say merry christmas Everyone smile. Say Merry Christmas. Santa's coming. Fuck.

I don't know. I just think I'm too old to do it. I guess I thought every family did it. I think we're in the minority. I don't know. I feel like this is maybe a socioeconomic thing. A socioeconomic thing? I think so. Because I think my family, I don't like families from City Island are doing this.

I don't know. I feel like that maybe. I don't know. It's a good question. It's a good question. Southeastern Massachusetts. Everybody does. Big on the family.

Everyone loves the family. Well, I actually think it's one of the more ridiculously narcissistic thing that people do. Oh, no doubt. It's like we have to make sure everyone in our lives gets a picture of us. Yeah. And everyone is like. Especially now that there's social media. It's like, come on, bro.

It's just everyone. You got to look pretty. You know, the whole to do drug addict kid. He's not invited anymore. And I'm surprised they don't want to kick you out. Yeah. Drug addict. I'm just a dude.

No, that was just bad time. But the it is it's like it's a family flex. No, that was just bad timing. But it is. It's like a family flex. It's like, look at where we are. But if you're legit, sometimes I'm like, you felt the need to immortalize this with a picture? You guys are hanging on by a goddamn thread. Yeah, I'm not huge on it. But I do agree with the idea. I think it's if you should have

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Wanted to know what your thoughts on the most difficult month to be sober in. I'm talking like no booze, no weed, anything, just being stone cold sober for the entire month, calendar month. I want to see your thoughts on this one. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. That's a great question. I think it depends on where you are in life. What month would be the best? What month is the hardest to be sober?

Okay. Like, when I was younger, the summer months, it was literally impossible. And I would probably say June because that's when things are kicking off. Because by August, sometimes I'm like, I don't want to drink anymore. But that first month, it's summer.

You got your beach house. You're ready to cook. You're doing rooftop bars, the whole nine. If I couldn't drink in June when everything, when the summer kicks off, I would be devastated. Now, at my stage in life, I'm horrifically depressed because of the holidays, so I need to drink. So it depends on where you're at in life.

It's also a matter of do I need to drink as a necessity to get through it or are we talking partying? Because like I said, partying in June, 33 years old, necessity drinking in December. See, I don't have necessity drinking. I have a very... Back to being young.

You went old, now you're back to being young. I have a very healthy relationship with alcohol. Actually, I'm exaggerating too. I mean, very young, back to being young. You went old. Now you're back to being young. I have a very healthy relationship with alcohol. I actually, I'm exaggerating too. I, I, I mean, that's,

that is alcoholism, but I've never even been like, like if I have a bad day, I'm not like, I need a drink. Right? No, never.

I drink much more for fun than I do for depression, but I am starting to learn those ways. I do. I have, I guess I have both. Most of my, most of my alcohol consumption is not in celebration, but just almost routine. Yeah.

That's all it calls into. It's like, yeah, I have a drink after work. But I'm not like, I need a drink. Because you know what it is to me? I'm never trying to drown my sorrows. I don't also. Because I know they survive. I don't really like the feeling of, you cannot drown them.

They got gills. They can breathe in any atmosphere at all. My sorrows are living. They'll be good. Don't worry about them. They're like, I mean, they indestructible. My sorrows are down my esophagus going, bring it on, baby! They're that fucking

that fat dude and fucking uh, what's the, the, the, the what's the weed smoking cops? The broken lizard. The other one. Super Troopers. But the other one they do. Beer League. Is it Beer League?

Beer Olympics? I forget. They're participating in the Beer Olympics. And he just goes into a vat. Those are my sorrows. This is nothing for me yeah i they're like the cockroaches like they'll be there forever man nuclear holocaust fightable very star sorrow is still around man i i don't like the feeling of being drunk really like the literal feeling like to me it's not like when you get high or something like that you're like my body feels good it's like i like the party vibe i Like to me, it's not like when you get high or something like that, you're like, my body feels good. It's like,

I like the party vibe. I like that. Everyone's like inhibitions are down. I like all that. But if I'm just like sitting on a couch, I'm not like, Oh, I'm drunk.

Oh no. I am very much. Yeah. You like that feeling? I like, like to me, like I get flush and I'm like, uh,

whatever. I don't know. It doesn't feel quote unquote good to me. It's like, I like what it does to me socially, but the actual vibe, it's not like a high where I'm like, Ooh, I don't know. It doesn't feel quote-unquote good to me. It's like I like what it does to me socially, but the actual vibe, it's not like a high where I'm like, oh, I'm tingling or like, oh, I've got that euphoria.

I don't get euphoria from being drunk. When I get that first drink down, and it's like, oh, there it is. Things are better now. Maybe this relationship isn't as healthy. I was going to say, usually that's where it I wish I don't, maybe this relationship business health. I was going to say, usually that's, that's where it starts.

I don't, I don't get the, the, like the physical vibe off it, but so I'm trying to think of March is a tough one. I mean, March when you're younger, when you got St.

Patrick's day, March badness. Um, and I had my birthday. So, uh, and it really, I mean,

if you're doing St. Patrick's day, right, it's every weekend, you know, like there's the Hoboken one in the first month first weekend of the month and the second one is long beach and the third one's regular saint patrick's and the fourth one's scranton if you're doing it right you can't not drink it jesus oh yeah oh yeah i mean like i'm honestly the answer is a nut and i could i couldn't do it um yeah if you have to pick one

i would say i'm probably well I guess my birthday's in August. April's tough because baseball starts. Otherwise, I think April, you have the national championship at the very beginning. And then nothing else. But baseball, you go to a game, you want to have a beer. But I feel like I could maybe hold off for like a few weeks. I could do April. May, you got Memorial Day.

Yeah. Memorial Day's out because that's a big one. February is two. You'd have nothing other than that. It's almost like two – No, because you don't know about those. No, but February, by the beginning. Yeah, you don't know about that either.

Yeah, I definitely don't know about that. But I almost feel like the same way that April has nothing, like February has nothing, nothing. Like you're stuck inside. It's cold. It's nasty. You almost have to drink. Winter months, you have to be able to drink.

Come on. Yo, winter is way more ahead than summer for me. Just like between skiing and hockey and football, tailgating, winter is absolutely the must-drink season rather than summer. Summer, I can fuck it. I don't know. I'm done with summer, man. It might be August. By August, I hate the summer and the beginning of the summer. By the end of the summer, I'm fucking can fuck it. I don't know. I'm done with summer, man. It might be August. By August, I hate the summer

in the beginning of the summer. By the end of the summer, I'm fucking done with it. And it's hot. I'll just stay in the air conditioning and be sober in August. That works. I could do that.

I could do a sober August with you. Well, it's my birthday. Maybe we'll do it. Yeah, no. Well, guess what? You're old. Nobody cares. You just said it's yours.

Yeah, but well, whatever. What's my show? I have the fucking rules. Hi, K ksc barstool i have a question um there was just a trolley of children behind me so i didn't want to be inappropriate um so i like to sleep around and i have serious commitment issues nice and I was wondering why men never believe me when I tell them that I just want to hook up. Like all the time, they think I'm just saying that to try to be cool. And then

they like keep reiterating that they don't want a relationship. And I'm like, yeah, me either. Like, I just want to have sex and they're like but i don't think you get it i don't want a relationship like why don't men believe that that women want sex just as much as they do okay first of all call me okay bye second of all it's because of all of your fucking blame your friends blame all your all your sisters in arms they're the ones who can't do that and every time they say that they want that they end up getting attached or blowing up or going crazy or becoming jealous or catching feelings so when every girl most guys have ever encountered can't just do the casual thing you get prone to you you predict that the next girl

is probably not going to be able to do it either. I think it's a little deeper than that as well, though. I think it also has to do with just like how men are raised. First of all, that is like the story you always hear. Like, oh, like, you know, girls want, you know, guys want to spread their seed. It's biological. Right, right.

And I think that like partly because of just like when you're raised a boy, you're always thinking that you have to provide and stuff like that, and you have this weird protection. It's really a lot of forced patriarchy, I guess. Yeah, you know what? These are just storylines. That's really what they are.

It's a cliche storyline that humanity has written. Right. Life is a movie, and we've already seen it a bunch of times. And we're like, this is how it's supposed to be lived. And that's what the girl is supposed to do. That's what the guy... And it's wrong. But I do think it's... I don't know. I don't think I'd call it wrong.

I mean, I'm generalizing and it's stereotypical, but I think that all exists for a reason. I think that women are more prone to get, like, catch more feelings after it gets physical. Like, there are certainly guys who do. But I think, generally speaking, girls will react that way more often than not. I think guys also don't like to hear that. Because you almost want to have that fight. You want to

be like the bad boy who's not getting tied down. When you're saying that to a guy or a girl, you're more or less rejecting them. That's something a human doesn't want to accept. How are you rejecting them? If you're saying

I don't want a relationship. It's funny because you're accepting them to have sex with them. You're rejecting them? If you're saying like, I don't want a relationship. Oh, yeah. But it's funny because you're accepting them to have sex with them. Right, but you're rejecting them as a partner. I also think there's something very true to like you always want what you can't have. And that's why people play the games a little bit. If someone's like offering it up too easy,

I do think that some people lose interest. Yeah. Oh, if you... I've said... Make me work for it. The fastest way to get me to not like you is to like me yeah where because like i just think there's but but in this case it's like they're not actually liking you but they're like i'll fuck you right like they're giving you the but if you're

a physical version of it if like if you tell me if if it's not that i won't accept it and maybe i will like try and pass the blame on you but if you're like you are not someone I would like to date I'd be like I have to date you I will I have to date you and I'm like nah you know I'm the one who doesn't want you yeah people like that too they want to be the one deciding and the one

picking I mean don't get me wrong there's certainly a lot of people who probably appreciate the easy sex who are happy to be like yeah let's go I think if you told me that I think There's certainly a lot of people who probably appreciate the easy sex who are happy to be like, yeah, I would not. I would. I would. I think if you if you told me that, I think my need for like to fuck you. I think my need to just I don't even know what the right word here is, I guess, to win my need to win. I would be like, no, I wouldn't have sex anymore. Yeah, right. I mean, these are these are the psychological games.

It's like, you know, you say up, I say down. You know, I always want what I can't have. Grass is always greener. Any of those different things, I think, definitely plays into effect. I also think there's probably some guys who are like, well, this girl's slutty. And I think there are guys who don't like that. Yeah, but they're going to keep. But that doesn't seem to be the vision here.

I'm just saying that's another thing that can happen where it's just like, well, that's not attractive. If you're like overly like, I just like to fuck. Guys aren't going to like that. I mildly entertain sex. If you're big on sex, I'm over sex. Sex is done. Sex is so gay. Sex is so 2016, bro.

Sex is the gayest thing ever, man. Fuck sex, man. It's so lame. It's such a burden. It is just the most complicated thing in the world i gotta have sex tonight son of a bitch i just want to get drunk now i gotta count my drinks to make sure we can have sex later what the fuck you you're giving me a chore that's what sex is it's a goddamn chore you know what we're getting we're getting off the rails here, as

usual. Let's talk to our guy, Jon Taffer. It's time for some real adult advice from Jon Taffer to get us back on track here, because we are once again just two little boys talking about trying to talk about serious subjects. Oh, we're talking about the biology of it all and stereotypes of society, and at the

end, we're like, sex is icky. Let's talk to a real man for once, Jon Taffer. All right, it's time for another edition of Adult Advice with Jon Taffer. We got Jon on the line from the lap of luxury in Las Vegas, Sin City. How we doing, Jon? Good, guys. Cold today. Oh, suck it.

Suck it, Jon. 60. It's actually, it hasn't gotten too cold yet here in New York, but it's coming. The New York winter's coming. And you know what? Once it does hit, we're coming out to Las Vegas, baby. Yeah, but I hear it's cold as fuck in your studio. That's what I hear.

Yeah, it's either cold as fuck or hot as fuck. We can't figure out the goddamn weather here. So a couple topics for you today that I feel like you'd be great at. We were just sitting down with a comedian, Bert Kreischer, and he told a story about how he ended up being friends with a bunch of other podcasters. And at one point, Joe Rogan actually went up to him and said, I'd like to be your friend. He gave him a shot of Jack and a beer. And he said, let's be friends.

I'm trying to be friends with you. And you know, you're, you're not reciprocating and be my friend. And we kind of opened up a discussion about it's hard to meet when you're out of school. Once you're out of, you know, these social constructs where everyone's supposed to be meeting each other, it's very tough to meet new people. So as an adult, let's say you graduate or you move or you get a new job or whatever it may be. How do you get friends, Jon Taffer? That's a really good point. That's why people are so focused on online, because that's the only place they get interaction today, which really

sucks. Because, you know, you're going to put a picture on you actually looking good. You know, I'm going to see you 10 years ago. You were young. You were great. So it's all bullshit online. You know, it's all so premeditated and packaged. You know, real. So I used to say to my wife, I'm going to go hang out in front of a woman's workout world. I'd hang out. But I think a gym is a great place to meet people. Do you? Where are the places? I think where are the places where people mass?

Think about that. If you're good, you can meet somebody in a food court. If you're good, you can meet somebody in a gym. What if you're bad? Yeah, I was going to say. Now, the problem is we're not. Well, you guys are completely un- meet somebody in a food court. If you're good, you can meet somebody in a gym. What if you're bad? Yeah, I was going to say, now the problem is we're not going to do it. Well, you guys are completely un-fucking-approachable. It's got to be set up with you guys. But, you know, that's a really powerful challenge.

And you've got to go out. That's the trick. Yeah. And today we get social interaction at home. You know, we get all the entertainment at home, all the booze. Everything we want is home. We don't get off our ass and go out. We don't stand a freaking chance.

Well, that's my problem because I'm going I'm hoping to go out tonight, John. We there's I want to go. I want to hear about. I want to go to a stand up comedy show. And it's at seven o'clock tonight. And I've been in New York for two and a half years now. And Kevin can't come. I literally have one other person I'm going to ask. And it's at 7 o'clock tonight. And I've been in New York for two and a half years now. And Kevin can't come.

I literally have one other person I'm going to ask. And if they can't come, I don't have anyone, John. I have no one. You have nobody that would go with you. Literally nobody. Well, this is the thing. Like, he could ask. There's definitely some other coworkers here or someone he could ask. But, you know, it's not maybe he doesn want to, or he's not fully friends with them.

It's like what, you know. It's too fucking good for them. Being above everyone and at your own plateau, what you're saying to me is the people around you are not quite acceptable. No, I think it's the opposite. I definitely don't feel that I'm superior at all. You're still there beneath. No, but it's, you know, like there's plenty of guys here,

plenty of people here who I'm like, yeah, hey, we're cool. Like, you know, we say hello, we chat at work, but do I want to, like are we on the level of sitting at a comedy club together or really, you know, stepping outside of the regular work structure. I don't know. It's hard to find those people, John, who you really are like, I trust you, I'm going to hang out with you, I like you, and it's not just, like, fake.

Okay, so why wouldn't you ask Big Cat? Oh, well, I mean, I would go with Dan, but I just know Dan won't go. I'm going to burn your ass now. So Dan won't go with you. Right. Yeah, he's above you. Yeah. So he's above you.

So there's a whole status situation going on there. It's not even a status thing. It's just everyone in this office. We've talked about it a lot. Everyone in this office is very off putting, not off putting to you, but they put off a vibe that they're off putting. Yes.

Everyone's like, I don't want to do it yet. No one is approachable. We even, even within our own world, everybody there wants to be a fucking character. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes. Everybody there wants to be a fucking character. Yes.

You know what I'm saying? Yes. Everybody there has got to have their own identity. And they don't want their identity to be your friend. They want their own identity. Yeah. Exactly. A lot of that going on. It's sort of deep, actually, what's going on there.

I can see what I mean. Because every person there wants to be their own celebrity, if you will. Yes. You're very right. So you got a room filled with whores that are only looking out for each other. You are nailing it. So honestly, you got to go out and meet people, man. And going out to a comedy club with a ticket for two, finding one person to go with, you're not going to develop a social life that way.

You got to go with those groups of people, man. So why can't you go to the gym or hang out? Why can't you go to a bar with those people? Why can't you go to a bar where there's people that you like? Let me ask you about the gym. It's interesting you say that because we have kind of tackled that question a bit, and it's usually more about picking people up, picking up a girl than friendship.

Usually, girls are like, do not fucking approach me at the gym. Get out of here with that. Yeah, but it's a great place to meet guys. Also, let me ask you a silly question. Why do you have to start it? Why can't you say to the people that work around you, by the way, guys, I'm looking to go out this week. If anybody's

got anything cool going on, let me know. Because then you look like a loser. Yeah, yeah. You got nobody to go out with. No, you're right. It's better to suffer silently. Always suffer silently, John. So bleed to death and don't tell anybody that you're bleeding. Exactly. Exactly.

Okay. Let me talk as an adult. Please do. If this goes on for many more years and you get much older, you'll never have a freaking friend. You're right. So you really got to get off your ass and go out and go to places that are socially, even if it isn't your scene, some of the people there will be. Get outside that comfort zone. Put yourself in a position to succeed. You're right, but you're my doctor telling me I need to drink less.

I know you're right, but I'm not going to. Some of them are cool. Ask one guy to go to a comedy show. If he isn't cool, it's a bummer. I get why you don't want to do that again. Yeah. Rejection hurts, John. Listen to me. When you go buy an apple, you pick out the apple out of a bunch, not one.

It's true. Go to a room with a bunch of people and pick the ones that you relate to. You speak of picking out the right apple. And that brings us to our second topic. This girl went viral yesterday or whenever she, she snooped through her house. She found the engagement ring that her boyfriend had bought for her and was planning to propose.

She did not like the ring. She posted a picture of it online and said, this is basic as fuck. And she asked, she posted it, what she thought was going to be anonymously. I'm sure they figured out who she is by now. But she said, like, you know, Internet, help me out. How do I tell my boyfriend, like, this ring sucks and I don't want it? Let's say, let's hope that this guy who has this horrible girlfriend is listening right now.

Speak to my man about this girl. Oh, I disagree with you. Oh, what? Okay. Why do you disagree? I think she went about it the wrong way, but I think wanting – don't ask me. I mean, she was simply seeking advice. She was like, how do I tell my wife?

I mean, she was like, look at this shit. It's terrible. And like, how do I – Let me ask you a question. If you go to bed with your wife tonight and can't perform, should she post that online? No, no.

Okay. If, if you, if you get fired from your job, should she post that online? Nope. So what you're saying is there's a certain personal line yet. People shouldn't cross a hundred percent that,

that it fades the heart of your relationship with them the private part of that relationship yep and she she did so to me this means that anything that happens that she doesn't like i run the risk of her exposing it to the world there's no privacy in that relationship there's no boundaries i walk away from that girl in a heartbeat yeah you gotta all right yeah god you're so good at this. I'm with you. I mean, that guy, you know, he spent probably three months salary or whatever the stupid little rule is. Thought he thought he knocked it out of the park. It's really just supposed to be a symbol of love, not a materialistic thing. She's out here shaming him. Shame on her.

My wife, the minute I gave her my engagement ring, which was really beautiful, by the way, it was pretty big. The next day, the next day she returned it. What? Yes. But she wanted a different setting. She kept the diamond, but she wanted a different setting and she made it hers. So wait, did you ever pick? So you just went in and you went in blind and you bought what you thought she would like or had there been discussion?

Yes. And I bought, I believe it would like or had there been discussion? Yes. And I bought, I believe it was a gold and platinum setting for her diamond. She wanted a platinum setting. So she changed. My point is this. She didn't take the pleasure of me handing her that ring and asking her to marry me away from me. Right, right. And that moment.

That was respect. She allowed a process to happen. Then after the process, when she said, honey, I love you. I am so thrilled. But I was respect she allowed a process to happen then after the process which you said honey i love you i am so thrilled but i was hoping to get a ring i'm gonna go look at another setting there's a way to handle that she could have had him give her the ring give him his freaking moment oh honey thank you yes i'll marry you give him his freaking moment and then deal with it so she really did two things. She took that away from him. That's deep, guys.

That is. What else is she going to take away from him years later? When you have the ring in your possession, when you have the ring in your possession and you're planning it out and how you're going to do it, it's like the most nerve-wracking, but all of a sudden a good way. You're like nervous, anxious, excited to just have someone find it and like put you on blast before you get to do any of that. Ridiculous.

And then, yeah, to then expose it to the whole world. You should be able to propose with a fucking ring pop. And she should be able to if everything's good with the relationship, she says, yes, you shouldn't have to have a big ring. She took that away from him. That's really an asshole. Okay. The truth. Walk away from him. And then she crossed, to tell you the truth She took that away from him

And then she crossed the line And exposed it with the public That's a nightmare waiting to happen right there, guys Preach on, brother We appreciate the adult advice We are looking at the schedule It looks like the Bruins are In town in Vegas

In February So we're going to do it? Let's book it, baby. Let's mark it down on the calendar. If you want to book it, I'll pull some great seats for us. I would love this, John. Yeah, we'll go. And maybe you guys can, we can do something from my studio while you're in town.

Please. Absolutely. Absolutely. We just had Joe Coy on the podcast. He's got a restaurant out there. We got a big plan coming together, John. Awesome. I'm talking to Joe in a couple weeks and I was at that restaurant just yesterday

for my birthday. It's freaking killer. Oh, wait. Happy birthday, John. How old are you, brother? 35? Yeah, about 37. Thank you for the advice as always and we'll be in touch about our Vegas trip. All right, brother? Take care, guys. Thanks, John. All right. Real adult advice with John Taffer

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Shout out Fights, The Goat, and KFC as well. So my question for you boys is, what is your go-to, or if you had one chip selection, what is your go-to? I'm pulling a fight tonight, staying in, just chilling, watching some Netflix. Shout out Bodyguard. Huge show.

What is your chip selection? You have one chip selection. The flavor, it's on you. Personally, I go with Doritos, sweet chili. Anyways, just want to know. You have one chip selection. Did he start again? Wait, did it repeat or he started again?

He said that. Here we go. He said that like five times, and every time it sounded exactly like a tape started over. You got one selection. You're not asking us to solve math problems at MIT. One chip selection. I got it. That voicemail could have been five seconds long.

What's up, KRC Radio? What's your favorite chip? That was crazy. Anyway, I would say the problem here is, are you eating your chips as the snack or the meal? And sometimes it's a meal for me. By itself, or is it an accompaniment? Because if it's accompanying like a sandwich,

I just need like a potato chip. If it's just like I'm going to open up a bag of chips and devour them, it's Doritos. But I don't like to have Doritos with my sandwich. And I don't like to eat just straight potato chips as a meal. I get that. So I don't know what my answer is here. I think it just

as like, no sandwich. Okay, just straight chip, Doritos, nacho cheese, OG. Classic. I got something fucking like foofy. Oh, here we go. Foo-foo Fidoberg. Spinach chips. Oh my god. Yo, they're so good. No, they're not.

No, they're not. So good. Get off of my fucking show. Okay. Or blue corn, blue corn. Tortilla chips? Yep. You are so Fufu Feifei Feidelberg.

Or Smart Puffs. No. Yeah. Those all three are horrible. No, I can't. I don't know the name of the chip. I know what it looks like. The spinach chip with salt.

Oh, it's so good. Next thing you tell me, you're going to eat those Stacy's pita chips, too. Love Stacy's pita chips. Oh, you probably eat sun chips. Little hummus. I bet you eat sun chips. Sun chips, fantastic. Disgusting.

Just a great chip. Disgusting. You are exiled from this. Or baked lays. Like a baked lays. It could be a barbecue. It could be anything. Yeah, see, I don't like barbecue chips. I don'tiled from this. Or baked lays. Like a baked lays. It could be a barbecue. It could be anything. Yeah, see, I don't like barbecue chips.

I don't know. That's not my scene. I don't really like flavored chips except for Cape Cod, sea salt, and cracked pepper. That's one that I could eat as a meal, too. You know what's funny? I don't like sour cream and onion chips, but I like to dip chips in sour cream and onion. I can see that. It's artificial. You just jam it in. It's not the same as getting the dip

going. So to me, I would probably eat a plain nacho cheese Dorito, but I also could just go plain ruffles with a dip. Then you get your flavors all over the place. So I'm almost going to pick the chip and then be able to flavor it however I want to with

the dips. What's your take on hummus? I could answer that one. I mean, I don't dislike it. I've had it. It's not, I'm never going to go seek it out. Some Sabra red pepper hummus? Yeah.

I like the pepper. If I'm at like a party and that's put out at the spread, I'll have some, but I'm not going to go buy it. Okay. I mean, that's a fair answer But I'm not going to go buy it. Okay. That's a fair answer, I suppose. I love hummus, personally. Very foo-foo episode for you. It goes great with spinach chips.

Final answer for me, if it's accompanying, I just want plain potato chip. Otherwise, Dorito, nacho cheese, sea salt and cracked pepper coming up third. Spinach chips, one. Spinach chips, one. Spinach chips, two. One more. Two more?

Fights, KFC, Super producer DC. I'm in this situation, which I think I've already made my mind up about. But I'd like to hear your thoughts. Met this chick on Bumble. Decent smoke.

She told me through our conversations that she is kind of into listening to the voice recordings of serial killers seen by the police talking to their victims and she considers it similar to the feeling of foreplay

whoa holy shit and wants to get smashed while listening to it yo uh honestly I already did it I'm kind of scared I'm going to get murdered

I'm not quite sure what to do as far as getting rid of a girl that is into this we didn't listen to that music like the voice recordings while we did it but at the same time i'm kind of preaching to stalk me and murder me yeah help if you can thanks okay bye honestly in retrospect that was always going there. I was like, this is such a weird voice. It was a man coming to terms. He was probably on the phone and looking in the mirror.

He was talking to himself. Just talking through. Get to terms. Come to terms with what you just did. If you're into this stuff, like true crime and all that shit, fine. If you're into it sexually, it's a whole bag of tricks. Sexually is a bad way to be into crime. Yeah.

I hate... Yeah. Yep. Those two words don't go together that well. Murder and sex. I mean, they're intrinsically tied, but... True. It's a fine line.

It's just primal. It's a fine fucking line. Yeah. Like the line between hate and love, murder and sex. Right there. It's so close. Especially in 2018. We're just rubbing asses together.

Just like, give me your hand. Put it here. Choke the life out of me. If you're not thinking you're in a little bit of danger, physical danger while having sex, you're not having sex in 2018. Okay, as this voicemail was going, the way he was describing

it, I said to myself, I think I found my line. And then after he said he did it, I was like, yeah it i said to myself i think i found my line and then after he said he did it i was like yeah i would too so it's not my line but it makes me uncomfortable it would absolutely make me uncomfortable he's 100 right this girl is definitely a little kooky so now you got to worry about like the regular red flags like are you gonna be crazy at a clinger or you know stalking whatever because Because once you cross that line, then everything's fair game. I don't want to do it. I would like to avoid it for all those reasons.

But if I was into a girl otherwise or she was really hot and she said, let's do this in the heat of the moment, maybe if it was premeditated, like come over because I'm playing serial killer tapes and we can have sex to it, I'd be like, I'm staying away. But if I'm in the bedroom and she just reaches over and hits the fucking,

the, the, the Bose system and that's on, I'm not stopping. And neither are you. Yeah. That's unfortunate, but it's true.

It's so true. And it's true for like almost all of us. As we sit here, I'm like, I would never do that. The different thing when the fucking money's on the table, man, one nipple.

And I'm like, let's go play fucking John Wayne Gacy. Do it. Do it. What about Manson? You got any Dahmer in there? What he said was, one nipple and i'm like let's go play fucking john wayne gacy do it do it what about manson you got any dommer in there what he said was it wasn't it was the serial killers with their victims yeah that's weird man like i i actually could see if it was a serial killer i could see if it was an interview like a confession or that yeah but like they're gonna be screaming and stuff like that okay that would be if they're i'm not I'm not listening to someone get murdered.

I'm not watching snuff films and shit like that. Yeah, I think that's what this is. And I think I'm out on that. I can I can confidently say I would not do that if I can't. I was going to say, fuck, I can't confidently say anything about myself. Fuck. I have no confidence. So I will not be saying.

Here's what I can confidently say. I'll do it, but I'm not going to like Here's what I can confidently say. I'll do it, but I'm not going to like it. All right. I'm begrudgingly doing this. I'll shower after. Yeah. This,

I would do it. I wish it would be a one-time thing. I would do it, but then you have to worry that girls like this are not one time. I would do it. Knowing is probably going to ruin my life. Yeah. Like you can,

you, you can't go back. And here's the real thing. That girl is trying to find a guy who likes this. So you do that. Yeah, like you can't go back. And here's the real thing. That girl is trying to find a guy who likes this. So you do that. She's like, I have to marry this guy because he's going to let me watch fucking snuff films while we bang.

Just saying it out loud is really tough to take. Really tough. It's one of those things as you know, if you had to say it out loud, if you have to tell somebody, if they had to, if the world would know, hell no. If she, if she just said if she just like to do it in her spare time that's fine that's fine that's that's some theo epstein shit where it's weird but i still want you building my team right um but if you got to bring me into it if i got to hear blood curdling screams well again prefer not

prefer to be different than that. I'm actually not worried about her, though. I think people who are honest with their crazy aren't that crazy. Like, not that crazy. But they're not dangerous crazy. The craziest people are hiding it. Right. If you're like, look.

I mean, what if you just, like, found out your kink and it was weird and you were just like, I don't know. It just is my thing. That's why you never try and find out your kink. I know. Don't ever explore. Don't ever explore. Like, just find a normal kink that you like anal. Fine.

You're on the line there. Because all of a sudden, you're going to stumble upon something that you can't go back on. Yeah. Now it's like, oh, in order to get it up, I need waffles and syrup in the mix. I don't know. Whatever. It's fucking the weirdest things. Quicksand.

Yeah. All of a sudden, you're watching quicksand porn. You and Bert Kreischer are together. Look, we kind of addressed it earlier. Sex isn't even fun anyway. Yeah, all of a sudden you're watching quicksand porn. You and Burt Kreischer are together. There's no... Look, we kind of addressed it earlier. Sex isn't even fun anyway. But that's why these people need to get into these crazy things. But don't even try.

Just have like... Like, you know what? Like, Dwight Howard fucked so many girls. He's on to transgender orgies. Yeah, that was like Prince. Yeah, it's just like, I'm going to fuck everybody. I'm going to be a 6'11 bottom. You're trying to tell me Mick Jagger wasn't fucking dudes?

Mick Jagger's fucked everybody. Remember that story that came out about the Beatles? They just jerked off together? Yeah. That was weird. That's why you don't have too much sex. Don't do weird stuff. Oh, I'll give that a shot. See, maybe we're just talking ourselves out of this. Oh, yeah, I'll give it a shot. Then all of a sudden, you like it. Then all of a sudden, yeah, you want this shit.

Fuck no. I can see myself in the shower after sex just being like, what the fuck is wrong with me? that I can't go back I came I came to some woman getting murdered yeah no that's that is that's some shit you will never look at yourself the same way never and you shouldn't and this guy clearly doesn't

this guy he's like uh trying to figure it out guess what bro this is it yeah this is your life now you're a guy who's come to someone being murdered you're a snuff film guy. That's your life. You're a murder comer. Except that lean into that.

Make it your brand. Maybe make it like your job. Become a sex worker. This is a niche, bro. This is a fetish. You get paid. You and your girl get paid. Oh my God.

Like a couple who makes porn together while that's happening. Almost like the, the, you have the soundtrack of screams like in always sunny in the bathroom. Just these people banging while those people are screaming. People pay good money for that. Oh God. Let's talk to Bow Wow.

We got a little Bow Wow on the show. Are you kidding me? Just Bow Wow. Just Bow Wow. I apologize. Shad Moss Bow Wow joins us. Uh, we talked about his run-ins with the internet because he's had,

he's taken a few L's against the internet, but he's taken a, he's had a bunch of W's in the rap world, the music world. Cinema. Cinema. He's been around. I mean, he was one of those guys the office was buzzing when we came in. Yeah. Like the younger people, like, yo, can I get a picture with him?

Like, is this awkward? I don't want to be rude, but like, I need a picture with Bow Wow. The same way like when the Jersey Shore came here. When the big stars roll through, you know it. But then sometimes there's these other guys who are like, wow, he moved the fucking needle. Bow Wow was one of those guys. So we're going to talk to Bow Wow now. It's brought to you by Lightstream.

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Chad Moss. You know us as Bow Wow. That's right. Thank you for coming through, dude. Thanks for having me, bro. We were just talking sneakers. He's literally on the phone right now hitting up his sneaker connecting in Queens looking for the all red fours.

I will have those. Yeah. Phone down now. He's got the message I've had I think one sneaker Connect to my life And He was gonna get me The Space Jams

Didn't get them Fucked you over good Just took my money Yeah You know what I'm not a sneaker That's crazy I was gonna bring them

To New York Those ones really I haven't even worn mine Yeah those are ones That I keep in the Yeah the Space Jams Are ones like especially That had the whole packaging, the whole box.

It's like, just leave those ones there. The other Sneaker Connect I tried to get, he just lied about his sneakers. He was like, I can get you this, I can get you that. He came through with one pair, and that was it. That was, and it wasn't even, like, really hard ones. It was, like, the Vans, the Vans deconstructed Vans. I mean, you could get them on StockX for, like, 80 bucks. Or just buy those and pretend you're a Kinect.

The sneaker game is a weird one, man. I have a hard time wearing my sneakers once I get them. Do you see? I don't wear them. I don't want to mess them up. You know what I'm saying? They end up just sitting up there. It's so bad that you know how Jordan brings out the retros, right?

Yep. That the Space Jams will be coming out again, and I won't have to get them because I still got the same ones that he put out two years ago that I was just scared to wear. So it's crazy. I'm the exact opposite. I've always been to just wear my shit. Really?

Yeah. And it's, like, probably just born out of laziness or something like that. Like, I don't even really clean them. He has a pair of black cement threes that, like, you know, some people. You don't clean those. Well, he, I mean, he wears them into the ground. Some people, like, you know, some people. You don't clean those. Well, he, I mean, he wears them into the ground. Some people, like, cuddle with them at night. They don't want to touch them.

They don't want to wear them. He wears them, like, he'll play soccer in them. He'll fucking run around in the rain in them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, those are good to, like, that's a good Jordan to, like, wear if it's, like, messed up or anything like that. Right, right, exactly. But I got to get into that zone that you're into where when I get some shit, just wear it. Like, put it on, wear it.

My boys are like, dog, like, that's what they're meant for. What's the point of having them if you don't wear them? Wear them. And I'm like, I just don't want to mess them up. It's funny that even you think that way. Yeah, like, if anybody should wear their shoes, it's fucking about you. You could just get the fucking I need another pair. I scuffed them. Whatever. And it's like, you know,

I like my sneakers broken in. Like, I hate, like, the new super feel. Like, this is my first time wearing these. I just popped the guts out of these right here. And these are, like, old, but they're so fly. And I know he'll never bring out these wheat sixes again. No, wheat's special. Wheat's special, by the way.

Yeah. All right. So, a lot to get into with you, man, because you've been in the game forever. Yeah. I mean, you literally, since birth and since you were a small child in front of the camera and movies, music videos behind the mic in the booth, I mean, you could tell me that you're like 70 or you could tell me that you're like 22 and I'd believe it because you've been around for so long.

It's like, what's it like when you've been basically in the business one way or another for your entire life I mean it's a blessing to be able to do anything that you love to do and you look up 20 some years later and you're still doing it you know I mean I think that um that's what you want out of any career um I look at guys like Kobe you know coming to the league at 17 and being done at 30-something, playing 20 years. Like, that's what you want to do. You know, that's the whole point of doing it. You don't want to get a taste of it, especially if it's something you love, and then you're just gone.

Right. And I've seen so many young cats come in the game like that. You know, all these child stars, and you hear so many stories about them getting on drugs and this, that, and the third. And it's kind of like, you know what, I can't go out like that. Like, I love the lifestyle too much, you know what I'm saying? Anytime you love something, you ain't going to do anything to jeopardize it. So that's kind of how I got, and I just said, you know what,

all I got to do is just stay doing what I'm supposed to be doing. And if I continue to do that, then I should be good. Doors should open up, different avenues should open up, and if the opportunities are there and they make sense, I'll take them. Is that a great fear of yours? I think it's something like with us where we're obviously nowhere near the level that you've ever been on and stuff like that, but we wake up every day and it's like, I got to go do content today

because I need to stay in the eye because if I disappear and they don't miss me, that's going to fucking suck. It's over. So are you always just like, I need a new movie, I got to work on a new album, I got a new show, you can't stop. that's gonna fucking suck it's over right so are you always just like i need a new movie i work a new album i got a new show i i can't you can't stop and that's exhausting though it is it is but you know at the same time it's easier now because of what the internet so it's like so many ways that i can stay relevant you know just with my audience just with instagram like it's like you look at these cats that do skits it's like i'm a real actor for real like if i ever decided to start doing the little stuff that you know you put logan paul on notice right now yeah i mean you know i mean

not really yeah like fans it's like even him like you know i mean like i i really i really act so it's like if i decided to just one day start making those little quick one minute viral videos and it'd just be it'd be crazy but at the same time yeah you gotta stay in people's faces you gotta stay current. You got to stay relevant. And for me, it's difficult because I got so many different hustles. It's like,

you got TV producer, you have the rapper, you have the host, you have the actor, you have, um, it's just so many different avenues. So it's like,

if I'm stuck doing one, people want me to do the other. And it's hard. I might go four months or five months filming. That's five months, no music. So now everybody's like, well, where's the music? Where's the music, and it's hard. I might go four months or five months filming. That's five months no music. So now everybody's like, well, where's the music? Where's the music? And it's like, okay, I'm going to give you some music.

And then if I give you five months of six months, seven months of music, man, you need to do a movie, by the way. I was like, okay, well, damn. Like, my mom didn't have twins. Like, if I had a twin brother, I would be putting him to work. Trust me, but I don't. You know what I'm saying? Life's tough when you're this talented, huh?

It's ridiculous. They expect everything from from you the internet you you brought up the internet i feel like the internet can give and it can take away i feel like you know the internet is a is a monster it's absolutely it's like the ocean like you can't stop it if it's gonna go one way it's gonna go that way and you gotta always like be mindful of where it's going i feel like you kind of been caught up in the internet before. Oh, yeah. We all have. Everybody spends their time, right? Everybody.

I mean, everybody. From myself to you name it, I think everybody has gotten their whiff of the internet. I think Beyonce just recently got a whiff of the internet because she decided, I guess, during a vote, and she decided to post what she was posting for the day of, and the whole internet just turned on Beyonce. I'm like, wait, what? Like, wait, they're giving Beyonce flack? Oh, the internet has no chill because you would have never thought they would turn on Beyonce.

But they got mad at her because, like, you should have posted this a week ago. Your influence is so big. You posted this. Maybe people, she would have won. And it's like, damn. I actually texted Kevin about that. I was like, it was one. I usually don't get caught up

in the internet, like the... Politics of it all. Not even just the politics, but just the piling on and shit like that. And I don't really kind of, I don't see something

and I'm like, oh, that's going to be a problem. Usually when things are a problem, it takes me by surprise. Yeah. But that one, when it was like, I texted him,

I was like, dude, Beyonce just posted she's voting for Bita at 5 p.m. Yeah. They were going nuts And honestly If Beyonce can catch it It's like

Well how the fuck Am I ever gonna You know What kind of chances Do I have If Beyonce is Getting caught up In the blend there

But the good thing is like It never gets to me Because For me That's a lie Nah it does That's a fucking lie It does get to you

It gets to me It gets to everybody Nah You know why does it get to you. It gets to me. It gets to everybody. Nah. You know why it doesn't get to me? Cause I'm so like, arrogant in a way that I just, I look at my life and I'm like, like,

what the, like, you really think I'm tripping over a joke? Like we joke so, I just had Tyrese get mad at me. What happened? Because I went in the comment, him and Jermaine Dupri,

they posted a picture and I just said, what more do you want from me? And that went in the comment, him and Jermaine Dupri, they posted a picture, and I just said, what more do you want from me? And that was, like, his famous, like, he went viral. And, like, he DM'd me, like, really pissed off. Did he? Yeah, and I thought, I'm like, well, damn, dog, I did the Bow Wow Challenge. Cats trolled me for four months straight.

Yeah. I didn't, I wasn't mad. I had Meek Mill, 50 Cent. I loved it. Like, it was cool, bro. Like, I even spawned a show out of that. Like, I thought, like, I always joke with my homeboys. I consider you a homeboy.

So that's the only reason why I was just, you know. But he's like, that was a low point of his life. And I said, okay, well, I apologize. Shit does get confused with that with the internet, too. We were talking about something when we were in Florida. And, like, I was going to send a tweet to one of our buddies. And I was like, I'd say this to his his face but I'm not going to say it on Twitter because it'll get convoluted

and shit like that. Yeah and that's what happened I'm like so cats are sensitive to certain things. Me it's like I don't care. It's like I'm going to party with I'm going to wake up in a crib full of chicks I'm going to do whatever I want. A coffin. Yeah. I live with two goddamn co-workers.

I'm like it's not stopping nothing. We still at the club. The girls are still flocking, sprinting fully. Nothing's changing here. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it doesn't affect me. It's not changing anything really.

I feel like you can fall back on that, but there's not a moment when the internet takes off. When you were flying coach and you put a picture the private jet yeah yeah like even that like i didn't for a split second you weren't like oh fuck and i wasn't even a coach i was in first class like they trolled the whole situation i've been flowing coach probably since jermaine flew me to atlanta when he decided to sign me yeah you were like four

so like for me um i didn't feel no type of way. Like, honestly, I landed in New York when this happened, right? And my mom called me first and was like, yo, did you do something with a plane or something like that? Right? My mom. And I'm like, what are you talking about? I'm in a hotel room here in New York watching the game. And I'm like, nah, like, what are you talking about? She goes, I don't know, but it's on the shade room.

I'm like. You never want to end up on the shade room. I'm like, a plane? to end up on the shade room. I'm like a plane. Like, what are you talking about? So when I went to it and I seen it and I read it, I was like, oh, whatever. Like, whatever. I didn't think of that. Right.

Once again, it's me. I don't feel it. I don't feel it. So then my boy calls me. My boy's like, yo, dog. Yo, you are going viral. I'm like, yo, what are you talking about? Right.

Like, to me, it's nothing. Like, what are you talking about Right Like to me it's nothing Like what are you talking about Man I don't know They just saying something About you not on this jet You was on Delta I don't know This shit is crazy man

Just go on the blogs So by the time I got home To Atlanta After I was doing promo That's when this shit Got real right And I still didn't feel it Cause at the time

I was sick I had to add a cold i was in the basement i remember just watching a whole bunch of ufc fights just chilling i really went on the internet like that and then i wasn't really on it like i actually i actually joined in on the jokes because i'm a jokester like i don't care like i have no chill when it comes to joking so i took it like okay and like that's the only way you can do it but like like i'm i'm one of those people where you know i i rarely get affected well i know that that's not true i don't get affected because i don't look but if it did if i did if i if i went crazy viral that would fuck me up nah no no no because it's comedic like it's okay that's like going to school and you

zoning with your people like zoning with your friends or you getting zoned on at the school table and you just lost that day. And everybody at the table is just fucking you up with all the jokes. You got to eat that. You got to just take it off. You know what I'm saying? Because if you get mad at it, that's when we know you're sensitive and that's when we really going to get on your ass. So, like, my boy, I said, well, you know what?

Now I'm going to really go charter jet. He said, don't you do that. He said, don't you do that. Because if you do that, if you go and really get on a plane Val and you charter a jet bro they gonna know that shit affected you you got cats really looking

they just having fun with this shit but if you get mad at the joke don't do it bro just laugh with this shit and I did a skit with one of these

Instagram comedians she has a big following and she walked up and we did a skit and that kinda like that did it he laughed at it oh okay

he really ain't tripping he don't care and then the next time something come up they really won't trollit and that kind of like that did all he laughed at it okay he really ain't tripping oh he don't care and then the next time some come up they really won't troll you like that because they're gonna be like he don't he don't care he's a part of the bullshit so when you posted the picture of the jet though yeah you were trying to get away with one absolutely i like that picture because i'm gonna tell you the truth like i'm gonna tell you where i got it from my boy google bro my boy my boy is the king he spawned at the bow wow challenge right i'm not that picture because I'm going to tell you the truth. I'm going to tell you where I got it from. My boy... Google, bro. My boy is the king. He spawned at the Bow Wow Challenge. I'm not going to say his name,

bro. I promise. He's the king of... He's actually... He's there, but he's really at home on the couch. But that picture is real. He just did one. He told me he was going to Phoenix.

He was going to see Kyrie. And they just played the Suns not too long ago. And I knew how he was getting there, but he fooled me. He had so many videos saved up of him walking on to the clear board, getting on it, counting hundreds on the table on the G4. But he never posted. He has archived videos, right? He's a genius the G4, but he never posted. He has archived videos, right? He's a genius with this shit.

And he posted it. And I was like, nah, Kyrie and him flying on a team plane, there's no way. But it looks good, though. It looks good, though. It looks good. So I FaceTimed him. He's in the car driving to Phoenix. I'm like, yo,

dog, you're cold. You're still good at it. And I tried to slip up and do one, and I got my ass caught. And that's exactly how it went down. I love the honesty, man. I respect that. I respect that. Because that's why I just try to – I feel like you can't trick the Internet.

Someone will find out you Photoshopped this or weren't really there. Unless you are like your boy who's like a fucking surgeon with it. It's better to just, dude, if you're flying coach, just fucking put a picture of you in the car. Just put your picture of yourself in the car. You're in the car, exactly. So it's all good now. So, you know, it's all good. We got a couple voicemails here.

Before we get into that, though, I mean, you've been in the music game for a while. Yep. What, what are you listening to right now? Currently right now. Like what are your last five songs played? Oh man. Cause this is where it could, you know, you might have like some Celine Dion up in there or something and it's like, oh shit.

We're going to grade Bow Wow's last five. Oh, like I said, I have a lot of parties at my crib, right? So I always have the character to the lady. So it's kind of like I got a lot of R&B stuff in here. I got like Jacquees is like the new hot young R&B cat right now. So I got him. I'm always playing his stuff. Oh, for what?

Lil Baby and Gunna. I got Lil Baby and Gunna in here. What else? Oh, I got Biggie and Gunna in here. What else? Oh, I got Biggie. Playing some Biggie. What song? The Life or the Death album. Okay.

What else? It's random. I go off vibes. I don't really listen to music. It's weird. My godfather is Curtis Martin, right? And I remember on Sundays, I would always ask Kurt, I'm like, yo, did you watch this game?

He's like, no. I'm like, yo, Kurt, did you watch this game? He's like, no. I'm like, yo, Kurt, did you watch this game? No. And it's like, he doesn't watch football because it's a job. I play it, so I don't watch it. And if I watch it, I'm not watching it the same way as a fan you're watching it. I can't watch it like, oh, that's the two holes, run through the three gap. Oh, that's an X, Y, Z play.

It's just too much. So for me, it's like, I only listen to music for the vibe. So it's like, if girls are over music for the vibe. So it's like, if girls are over, if we're on the party, whatever, people want to hear. If we off the hook. I mean,

we don't listen to podcasts. I don't read blogs. Yeah, because y'all do it. Because you do it. I'm busy making it, okay? Exactly.

I'm a vibe guy. So if it's a house full of girls in there and we off the hook and it's like late, I know exactly what to dip into. If it's midnight, we're going to play the turn up music. They want to twerk.

They want to have fun. Cool. It's a lot of responsibility to be the music guy, though. I love it, though. You make some wrong decisions and the party goes south. We never do. We never do. Because around like from like 4 a.m. to like 6 a.m. comes all the slow jam.

See, that's when it's going down. That's when the liquor's in. That's when the hookah's out. And then, you know, you got a couple girls over there. And, you know, I know exactly. I'm a vibe guy. So I know exactly what to do. I over there. And, you know, I know exactly. I'm a vibe guy. So I know exactly what to do. I'm not going to tell you how to do your job.

But let me tell you this little song called Panic at the Disco. The Greatest Showman. Woo! Yo. It's a jam, pal. It's a goddamn jam. Sorry, I got to play that one at the crib. Yeah.

If you want things to really go nuts, oh, yeah. Play that one. That'll get you done real quick. I'm about to look that one up. Bitches are going to go wild. OK, yeah. Panic. All right, I'm going to look that one up. Bitches are going to go, what? Okay, yeah. All right, I'm going to look that up. We'll do these voicemails

and we'll play it on the way out. You'll enjoy it, man. All right, let's get to these calls. Hey, Casey. Hi, Super Producer BC. One, I would just like to say I've called in here so much that I actually have your number saved

and I feel much less saying something and I don't know if it's good or bad. Wow. Shout out to you. I have a question as to if I'm just fucking crazy or way too chill. I don't understand. So essentially my boyfriend has been getting nude pictures from this fucking girl and she texts him all the time.

He's over you. That's right. Like really fucking like weird clingy shit. I'm like, I just don't care. Because I know he's not going to do anything. Why bother? You don't care. That's what you're talking about.

That's the least of my worries. And some random girl sending you a picture of her flat chest with fucking titties. Now you're hating. Those titties are not flat. Why don't you put her in her place? Why aren't you getting mad? And all of my friends are telling me that it's, like, the same thing happened with their boyfriend. They would be fucking smashing his phone and yada, yada, yada.

And I'm just like, well, like, I just don't care. All right. I think we've heard enough here. I don't, like, if you genuinely don't care about that, then it's probably time to get out of that relationship. Yeah, it's probably not a good sign for the future. He's fucking somebody else. That's happening.

This is almost so... I mean, she posed the question, am I crazy for letting it happen or am I so chill? If my girl allowed this, I'd be like, what are you planning? What are you plotting? Like something's off here. Like she's about to drop the hammer on me.

She was supposed to tell him it's no big deal. She's supposed to tell him to bring her to the house. He's supposed to be at the three. Right. I mean, if that's if I'm that dude, I'm seeing daylight there. I'm like, wait a minute. There's a chance of something here. If you are, quote unquote, OK with the picture, then what else are you okay with here? But again, listen,

you said it best. You're not calling up the show to talk about it and ask the question and ask, you know, get some answers if you're like, oh, I'm just okay with this.

You want to call up here. Yeah, you wouldn't even have called if you didn't really care. Right. You care about it on some level, some way. Yeah.

And those tits are probably not flat. I'm going to be honest. Women love hating on each other. I kind of. They can like each other and they hate on each other. It's. That's it.

I kind of. I kind of agree. Like, I kind of believe her. Maybe I'm a naive little doe. I believe you. I don't know why, but I do. Maybe I'm just thinking. I think that she genuinely doesn't seem to care.

What girl, John? What girl would not care about that? Look, I think I just talked to her the first time ever. Any of the girls you've ever met in your life even come close to this? No, of course not. You think we just found a fucking unicorn? Yeah. I'm single and I got girls that care about how I live my life and think that they can change me.

Right. And really care. Dude, girls are inherently competitive with each other and hate on each other and territorial and all that shit. She's in a relationship and she's like, it's okay if you get nudes. No fucking way! That means she's fucking somebody else too. If you're really okay with

that, you're doing something else to balance things out. Absolutely. So one way or the other, this sounds like this relationship is doomed because he's fucking her, getting pictures, you're probably fucking someone else. That's why you're quote, unquote, okay with it. Oh, man. You're blind.

Oh, God. I mean, they need a reality show, man. Yeah, growing up, hip-hop Atlanta. I was going to say. Let's get their information. Leading into growing up on hip-hop. Yeah, we got you. Hey, guys.

Chris here. So I'm out last weekend at this bar with all my friends and you know it's getting later in the night and i noticed this pretty attractive girl sitting on the side of the dance floor so i walk up to her and i say hey you know you want you want to dance and she goes yeah sure so we go out we're walking out to the dance floor she's in front of me and uh she turns around and goes to start dancing with me. And just in like one fluid motion, it was a man just went right to the door and straight out of the building. And I'm standing there like, what the hell just happened there?

And I don't know. I just thought it was hilarious, to be honest. And I wanted to call, and I just was wondering, like, what was the worst way you've ever been just totally curbed, totally shut down by a girl? Because that was definitely one I hadn't seen before. I mean, I think the problem is when you go up to a girl and say, would you like to dance? Like, to me, does that happen?

Drink first. Baby, what you drinking? I don't know if that's going to work for us, man. That's the first thing. Even right now, I'm like, actually, I'll have an old-fashioned please. Yeah, girls want to drink. Like, before, I've never asked, like, you want to ask a girl what she's drinking. You know, hey, how you doing?

What's going on? What bring you here? Okay, you live here? Okay, what you drinking on? What's in your cup? I'm going to get what you get. You know what I mean? Then boom, boom.

That's how you get it going. Then from there, then let it happen. What are you imbibing in your glass there? May I fill that up with some more? I mean, look, we've said this a million times on this podcast, or I guess I've said it. I'm the worst. I can't catch signs.

I can't go up to somebody. When I go out, I don't even get curved because I just sit at the bar and drink. And then I'm like, all right, I'm going to go home now. That's about it. Eyes. Eyes? A woman's eyes tells you everything you need to know. Trust me.

And there's little things that you can do to where you really, really know. No, no, no. Look at Colin over here like, yeah. I'm a student. I do little shit. Like, if I'm in the club and I'm like,

if I need to get to that bottle, I'll, like, touch the girl on her back like, excuse me, baby, you don't mind if I can reach over? Like, Colin fucking

beat Randy. Like, I'm telling you, like, just quick. And if she let that slide, then when you talk to her, you start doing shit like this. Like, yeah, because you know what I'm saying? Like, that's crazy, right? A little hand on the arm.

You know what I'm saying? And then it's on after that. The drains is flowing now. You know, now my hand is just hitting that. Now my hand's on your thigh now. Now it's not moving. And that's when you know. It's little steps you got to go to to get to that point.

I don't think one of those steps, though, is, like, do you want to dance? I feel like that maybe stopped, like, 65 years ago. That's why she left. She was probably like, yeah, sure, dude. Peace. What's the worst curve you ever caught? Wow, wow. I ain't never been in a curve.

I'm not even going to lie, man. I haven't dealt with that. Get the fuck out of here. Not once. I mean, I guess it makes sense. No, you know what? That means you're not like aiming high enough then.

You gotta, you gotta, I don't care. You've been in hip hop or movies since you were like eight or whatever. You should be shooting for like some supermodel. Let's get the fuck out of here.

I'm thinking about this. When I wanted to kiss Tyre Banks, I kissed Tyre, I made out with Tyre Banks, right? I made out with Tyre Banks on live TV. I seen another rapper go on her show and asked for a kiss.

She told him no. I go, kiss on the lips. Then she comes on my show, tongue. Tongue kiss. Yo, that's like your number one, right? Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks was the first, her on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Amazing.

It was not only the first thing that let me know I was into girls, but also let me know, like, hey, you're really into black girls. Oh, man, I'm trying to tell you. Tyra's on fire, man. Tyra Banks is amazing. I'm telling you. But yeah, I never really dealt with no curve. Nah, never been never been curved before.

Yeah, it's like you always fly private, too. Right. I get it. I would tell you. I would tell you. I would tell you if I, you know, I do the curving. I definitely do the curving. So the new show, Growing Up Hip Hop Atlanta.

Number one show on Thursday nights. Thursday nights. I mean, who better than you to talk about growing up hip hop, right? Exactly. I mean, that's everything you have been for your whole life at this point, right? Exactly. Tell us about the show a little bit. Show's crazy.

Show is drama filled, aside from the drama stuff. Just really just showing the hustle of young millennials just getting to the money, just getting to the bag. Everybody wants to know what it's like. You have so many young kids out here that want to rap, that want to get into the business. And what we show them is, okay, well, this is what it takes. This is what it goes through.

It's not just glitz and glamour, but there's a life outside of, you know, the public. You know, we have lives, whether it's, you know, me dealing with my girlfriend and still trying to be Bow Wow. And it's real life. You know what I mean? And you're getting a glimpse of, OK, if this is what you want and this is what you're going to get. So make the make the choice and understand that this shit is hard.

And that's what the show is. And also is dealing with growing out, growing up outside of your parents' shadows. Like for me, you know, Snoop put me into the game as well as Jermaine. So it's kind of like, like you said, I grew up in it. Then you have Jermaine's daughter who is, you know, my sister who is basically trying to start up her clothing line. But it all goes back to Jermaine Dupri. And it's kind of like she doesn't want Jermaine right what I want to be able to get a million dollar or half a million dollar deal without it being

because who my dad is so it's like getting them out of that shadow and and trying to get on your own and become your own boss and put your own name and you'll step into the game so it's it's crazy I respect that but who are some of the guys right now uh well of course myself I'm starring in it you have um no i mean like like like just as far as young rappers go like like who do you have like like like i just saw tech what's his name takahashi takashi 69 yeah i like i like takashi i like him because he represents um i'm doing it my way and he rep he's repping new york really hard and on top of that he's he's trolling everybody like he's just trolling and it's like he's hepping New York really hard. And on top of that, he's trolling everybody.

Like, he's just trolling, and it's like he hustled his way. He used the Internet and hustled his way to get to where he's at. That takes a lot of hard work to wake up every day, right, and build your brand and hope that it gets so big that 50 contacts you. You get a song with Nicki Minaj. Now he has a song with Nicki and Kanye West. That takes a lot of hard work. It doesn't seem like, okay, I can wait.

Okay, well, you wake up today and start trolling and you see how far it gets you. Figure out how far you get. Good luck. When you get a 69 tattooed on your face, it's going to be like, this shit better work. You're committed to the game. I seen him when he was at 600,000 followers. Yeah.

And now he's like at a dumb, ridiculous amount of followers. Like he gets a million views every time he does a video because that's what he's branding himself as. You know what I mean?

Will it last forever? Not sure, but it's working for him right now. The only person that lasts forever is Shad Moss. You ain't never

gonna stop, man. Gotta be cut from that cloth. All right. Thank you, bro. We appreciate it. Always, man.