KFC Radio - Brianna Chickenfry Comes In HOT With a Wild Story of Her Uber Driver - Inside Barstool

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

- Brianna's Uber driver's gf cheated on him with a homeless man - Medium Sexy people find more love - Brianna got shot out of a cannon into fame - Sleep when your dead tour is exhausting, to no ones ...suprise - Pirate Water is the next best thing +++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 00:00 Start 00:26 WILD Uber Drver Story 05:44 Medium sexy 07:49 Bri got super famous in 1 year 09:53 Sleep When You're Dead Tour is exhausting 16:52 Pirate Water +++++++++++++++++ Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHKFC for 10% off your first monthYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. That has the potential to be absolutely fucking legendary. I know, I'm getting all giddy thinking about it. so you just got out of an uber i just got out of an uber what when i got an uber i was like fuck because it's a long one i was like i hope he doesn't want to talk the city's a mess right now so everything's like taking like twice as long. Yeah. He looks like young. Okay. He looked 15 and I was like, can he even drive?
Starting point is 00:00:48 And he gets in and he's like, can you talk? I'm like, yeah, I can talk. And he's like, shuts the phone off. And he's like, my boyfriend, I mean, my girlfriend's fucking homeless guy. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Do you think he knew who you were? No way. No, he was like, was he like foreign?
Starting point is 00:01:03 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He was foreign. Why? Are Uber drivers foreign yes yeah um if like a a white kid who looks 15 how if you hop in his uber he knows who you are yeah yeah true true no he was foreign um and he just goes on talking about his girlfriend and i guess like he she cheats on him all the time and i was like dude come on like why
Starting point is 00:01:24 and but they've been dating for six years and it's like once a year this happens and he he was saying that he she's dating this homeless guy he lives in his car and they work together and i was like oh man like yeah you should end it probably i don't know like i think it's over and then he was like i'm gonna say something crazy i'm like what what are you about to say i like recorded most of it and he was like I'm going to say something crazy I'm like what are you about to say I like recorded most of it and he was like well he's black and I'm like
Starting point is 00:01:48 oh boy okay and he's like it's probably like he's probably packing and now I'm insecure because I'm kind of packing but this guy must be packing
Starting point is 00:01:55 what the but we have passionate sex do you think I'm hot and I was like dude what the fuck get me out of this car and now I'm here yeah
Starting point is 00:02:01 that is dude to just tell your Uber client how big your penis is. Yo, I'll tell you this much. That was scary. You can work through a lot of different things. You can cheat and
Starting point is 00:02:17 survive. You cannot cheat on me with a homeless person. That is over. I don't care how much I love you. I don't care what we've got together. If you think so little of me that you're like, I'll go fuck that homeless guy. It's worth it for that homeless dude. I'm out.
Starting point is 00:02:33 He has really nice eyes. It's like, okay. The fact that he's insecure about dick situations when you have, I mean, that's not even top ten. There's so much more to worry about. many you should be in the fact that he's fucking a homeless guy that's that's number one show you how much penis size has like just spiraled out of control in society all that matters that dude
Starting point is 00:02:58 was where that that was the part you're worried about he lives out of his car. Yeah, that's crazy. God, do we get insecure? Dude, you should be insecure. But not about your dick. Yeah, you're a moron. Yeah, you should probably be over, dude. It is amazing. What do you think the process like, do you think she went out that
Starting point is 00:03:20 night? How do you fuck a homeless person? They've been fucking. So he tricked me. He said to me, he like baited me into this question. He's like, should I let them fuck? like I'm gonna go they've been fucking so he tricked me he said to me he like baited me into this question he's like should I let them fuck and I'm like no
Starting point is 00:03:29 and then he goes I'm gonna be honest they already fucked it was crazy just kept running in circles too late dude too late
Starting point is 00:03:36 yeah it was so crazy I feel like well you know there was that homeless dude who you thought was there a homeless dude who like complimented you on your outfit and you thought he wasn't homeless? No, I just thought he had a sick outfit on.
Starting point is 00:03:51 So you thought it was a homeless guy. After I got closer, I was like, nah, never mind. This dude's homeless. It was like the heavy Yeezy era. This was a few years ago. Yeah, that was a thing. It was the time where it was like, oh, damn, that guy's got a nice shirt. Yeezy like based his outfits off of homeless people.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Yeah, it was a time of like you're homeless slash your outfit's like $2,500. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was like it was a coin flip every time. So then I could understand fucking a homeless guy. Nowadays, it's pretty – I think we're back to like pretty clear cut homeless. Are you homeless if you live in your car though? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I think so. I think you need it back. That qualifies. Let's keep the standards okay if you don't that was a question he asked me so i guess there is levels because if you are he got me thinking if you are uh if you have a car you have something in your life yeah like he has a job to make some and he and he kept saying and oh wait has so much money, they work together. Oh, I thought the couple worked together.
Starting point is 00:04:47 So the homeless guy... Oh, the homeless guy. So he's just more like a degenerate. He's in between. If he's got a job, he's got a car. Yeah. He's just down on his luck. Yeah, but the Uber driver kept saying,
Starting point is 00:04:57 he has so much money to take her out because he doesn't have any fucking bills to pay. Yeah, I guess. That's true. Maybe this guy's got a whole new level of game yeah homeless guy stealing your girl of six years well like yeah i'm going with the rich guy i'm taking her to the fucking the hottest restaurants because i don't i don't have to pay the fucking electric bill yeah exactly you have no bills i do often see uh like Black Twitter will get in heated debates about how like poor dick is the best dick.
Starting point is 00:05:29 And guys with money don't like to hear that. And guys without money love to hear that. So they're like, hell yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Let's keep this going. And then guys are like – Because they're fucking with intent when you're poor. It's like you got to –
Starting point is 00:05:40 You're fucking because you can't afford a gym membership. Yeah. It's exercise. You're fucking for a place like a roof over your head yeah i mean like maybe i can spend the night if i get the job done yeah i saw you talking about uh what would you say like medium medium hot or medium people medium like medium like average looking people have better relationships than super sexy people yeah yeah i think i almost think i think that it probably comes – I think medium and then I think like regular sexy gets tough. And then like super sexy, I think you're living like a cushy life.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Yeah. But that in-between sexy I think is kind of problematic. You think so? I do agree with what you're saying. Like it's like because you're basing it all on that. Yeah. But if you're like, I think if you're a fucking, you know, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds or some shit, like, you're good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Because they're so good looking, their life is just awesome. Yeah, but I feel like super sexy people always cheat on each other. Yeah, but then it's also like, no blood, no foul. Yeah, but then it's like, do you ever really find love, man? I guess you gotta to define love. You can't have attainable sexy. Like, if they're good looking, but, like, they're a little bit down as bad that, like, someone would go talk to them. And then they would be also, like, into it because, like, there's also you're so sexy, you're like, get away from me.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Right, right, right. And then you're safe. Then you don't have to worry about that again. It's like my supermodel wife is not going to go fuck like an average Joe. Emily Ratajkowski. Yeah. Yeah. I also think though that really rich, wealthy, sexy, successful people are playing on a different level where you can almost have arrangements and still have love
Starting point is 00:07:27 that's true we raise kids together and we comfort each other but like i have we're gonna fuck other people because look at us it would be crazy not to fuck other people because look at us like look at you look at me we both you know so i don't know i think that's i don't think that i think until you run in that circle i don't think you can really like understand it. It's impossible. You know what I mean? It's just like you don't know what that kind of money or that kind of fame or whatever is. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:07:53 It's a scary world. I mean you went from zero to 100 on the fame level pretty quick. Not 100. Zero to like 60. Zero to fame is pretty quick though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean that was like within a year probably, right? Yeah. That was crazy. That's wild. quick, though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was, like, within a year probably, right?
Starting point is 00:08:05 Yeah. That was crazy. That's wild. Yeah, that was crazy. Like, we all had a steady incline, you know, where it was, like, it went from, like, one guy would recognize you at the bar in, like, our demo and then – Yeah, I went to, like, not being recognized. I can't go to fucking college bars anymore.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Right. That sucks. Yeah. That did suck. Well, or, you know know there's good and bad but it's very it's a lot yeah
Starting point is 00:08:27 because it was like in the beginning for us it was like cool to be recognized and then pictures happened and then you know like
Starting point is 00:08:34 there's good and bad to all of it but it was it was so cool in the beginning it's like oh it's like
Starting point is 00:08:39 fuck I have to take all these shots from all these people that's the problem I'm dying to die yeah that's the problem
Starting point is 00:08:43 and I can't say no I say I would be like guys like thank you yeah that is i can't say no i say i would be like guys like thank you so much but i can't like i just did five in five minutes and if i do another one i'm gonna die i know my fans are you fucking pussy bitch i'm not following you anymore i'm like yeah you guys you made it like your thing yeah it's like it's a tough thing to make yours you can be a party party girl and like not drink till you die yeah like i tough thing to make yours. You can be a party girl and not drink until you die. I still have to make sure I survive, guys. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:10 You did that this weekend, right? Didn't you not sleep this weekend? Oh, no sleep. No sleep? No sleep. Sleep when you're dead. Sleep when you're dead. I know.
Starting point is 00:09:18 I keep trying to get rid of that. I keep doing it. I was always like, sleep when you're tired, bro. Sleep when your body needs it. What was this weekend? I flew to, I had a party in the middle of Michigan. Central Michigan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:32 And it was like, there was a 12-inch snowstorm. So I had to fly into Detroit and I had to drive five hours from Detroit, straight from my drive, go to the party, do the party. Then I had to wake up two hours later. So I was like, I'm not going to bed. Drive five hours to Detroit again, get on a flight, landed.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Grace had a comedy show. I'm like, gotta go support the bestie straight to the comedy show. You can hear it. I'm like, just sick all the time. It's gross.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I'm like, so sick all the time. It's one of those things where it's like, in the beginning, you're like, yo, we're getting paid to party.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Like, this is the dream. And then like, in a year, you're like, yo, we're getting paid to party. Like this is the dream. And then like in a year you're like, yo, we're getting paid to party. This is a problem. No, I just turned down like three shows. I'm like, I can't. I don't even – it's not even worth it anymore. And people don't get that too.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Like what do you mean you turn it down? I just need a month break. Yeah, for sure. I remember during the Blackout Tour and people were like, you have the best job in the world. These guys work so long. And I was like, dude, I have the worst job in the world. We were driving around in our jetty. I'm like, I haven't even seen a pair of tits.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Exactly. You guys, I mean, you did it for like years, right? I think I did it for like a year and a half. I think the other gay guys did it for like – Like straight? Like a year. I mean, we have like little breaks. The blackout tour was like crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah, I mean, it was college-based.out tour Was like crazy Yeah I mean it was College based So like it was Mostly around the college time But it was like There were times Where they would do Like four in a week Oh dude
Starting point is 00:10:50 It was almost every week Drive You start Wednesday And also if I I'm pretty sure And you have to get Blackout at them Or it's like weird
Starting point is 00:10:56 Totally Yeah Like I can't do mine sober Sober at those was like Like come on It was insane I also feel like You guys were like We're're going to go to South Carolina and then Detroit and we go to Miami and then Boston.
Starting point is 00:11:10 And you made no sense. Dude, I remember there was one show. It was basically Gaz's hookup schedule. Yeah. Where will Gaz fuck a chick? It was like, we had a show. It was like, we're in West Virginia one night. And then right after the show, it was like, all right, we got to go to Indiana now.
Starting point is 00:11:24 You got to go drive, yeah. It's like, we need to go to indiana now and it wasn't me at that point it wasn't let's go to connecticut it was no we had a Chevy Silverado oh my god I thought it was yeah I remember that truck I remember Dave being like let's buy the truck and like as if that was some grand yeah you guys have a truck now it It's like, there's like eight of us and a fucking, a whole concert set up in this truck. Oh,
Starting point is 00:11:50 that's gross. That was wild though. That, I actually, you know, everybody was being very mushy over, over the past week
Starting point is 00:11:55 and Gaz texted me and I, I did, I thanked him because I was like, the Blackout Tour like, saved Barstool at that point. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:12:02 yeah. And I like, I would never have done that. I just would not have grinded like that. I would have just been like, I don't know. The company's going under. So I was like, thank you for doing that because that shit. And rough and rowdy, that kind of shit.
Starting point is 00:12:13 I don't do that. So anybody who does do it, I'm always very grateful for it because I was just like, nope. No. If that's what it takes, then I'll go back to the fucking other job. Yeah, 9 to 5. Yeah, breaking down that set and putting up that set like every like 4 times a week and driving around
Starting point is 00:12:27 living with like living together with each other we were like sharing a room yeah that was good nowadays
Starting point is 00:12:34 travel is like first class tickets and nice suites it was like as you know low cost as possible so that shit was not fun
Starting point is 00:12:41 it was holiday inns one room in a holiday inn yeah yeah we were staying at holiday inns too I room and a holiday inn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we were staying at holiday inns too. I'm like, really guys? We're in a sick tour bus
Starting point is 00:12:49 and we're at motels? Yeah, you guys could probably up it a little bit if that's the case but yeah, that like getting shot out of a cannon like that is not easy to like navigate.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Yeah, no. It was definitely terrifying but I don't even feel, I still hang out with all the same people so I don't really feel that much different. Yeah, you're also still doing like probably what you would be doing maybe just in some nicer cool places and different opportunities but no i actually realized i'm not
Starting point is 00:13:13 like i i'm like why don't i use my like status at all i go to the same shitty ass bars those are the fun bars i know but it's like i don't do anything cool all these influencers doing all this cool shit i'm like damn i don't do anything i know what you mean i've had moments like that i remember i had like a a moment where i was like i talked to john and i was like i see these people who are like traveling right and doing this stuff and he was like it's instagram they're just posting like their best moments and that's not really like what their life is but i also think like you yeah you could go do all that stuff but i think you end up at those other bars for a reason yeah that's true because that's the kind of people
Starting point is 00:13:49 that we are yeah that's true when we were in arizona the bar uh paddy's was it paddy's paddy's oh it's like urinal shit yeah yeah you could have dealt without that i would i would like maybe them to elevate their status beyond urinal poop yeah But it was like so much more our style. Yeah, for sure. Than like some of the clubs and shit like that. And like I think I'd always be that way no matter how much money, no matter how many hookups or ins. I'd be like, let's go to the next door. Yeah, let's go to the dive bar.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah. It's just more fun. It is more fun. There was a moment where it was like all the Barstool people were there. A bunch of famous comics were there. a couple baseball players were there and nobody was bothering anybody oh i don't know why it was just like that night everybody decided to play it cool no maybe a couple pictures here and there nobody a couple people bothering but for the most part it was like oh this is what it must have been like like it must have been so fun 20 30 years i know before like social media and everything where famous people said it was tmz was when he said social media like killed it killed it but
Starting point is 00:14:54 tmz was the beginning of the end where it was just like we can't do what we want to do but before that he was like you get away with anything he was like we'd be all hammered together in the bar and like people are hooking up and like just didn't matter. Like nobody knew and nobody cared. That's so cool. Fucking amazing. But yeah, I feel like we are the type of people who end up at those bars and I feel like we are –
Starting point is 00:15:19 Taking shits in urinals. I don't know. That's us. That's just us. That's us. You know it, man. There was a moment where I was like, was this somebody in our crew? I just want to be clear, we can't be urinal shitters, okay?
Starting point is 00:15:33 We can be pretty down-bad scumbags, but I draw the line at fucking urinals. We don't fuck homeless people, we don't shit in urinals. Yeah, nope. That's it. That's where we draw the line. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Everything else in the world is run on the internet these days, Yeah, that's where people in the waiting room you don't want to see, and you've got to get to and from, plan an extra hour for the commute,
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Starting point is 00:17:29 I think it's about to get a lot worse with Pirate Water. I'm so fucking pumped for Pirate Water, though. Yeah. Like, so fucking pumped. I wish I had it when we started the college tours, and I was going to stop the college tours, and now I'm like, we have to run it back. Yeah, you got it. We have to run it back.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I wish. So, I'm so happy for you guys. I said this the other day because some tweet went viral about Four Loko and I was like, Four Loko was like a pivotal moment in my life.
Starting point is 00:17:56 It was like a before and after. Like there was life before Four Loko and life after. And it like changed the game for a minute. Like it was. Borloco was the only reason I could afford to live in New York. Yeah. Because.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Yeah. I would whack you Borloco. It changed lives. Yes. Like it was, it wasn't just like, oh, this is going to be a crazy fun night.
Starting point is 00:18:17 It was like, I can live a different life now because of this drink that I don't even know how they like made money because it was like, what are you guys doing? You're just giving this away for free. And I was thinking, you guys, this generation, didn't really have a drink like that. No, they missed it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Four Loko had changed. The Fireball Revolution was another one that kind of changed the game a little bit. But we decided to do this Pirate Water, which is is there hasn't been an it drink in a while and like this is as close as you'll get to that original for loco it's inexpensive it's 10 alcohol it's a pounder it's 10 and it's cheap and it gets the job fucking i don't i don't even know if I believe that it's 10% because we were just doing some taste testing and I was like... I'm fucking hammered. I know.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I took like three sips and I was like, you... We had to like shock him for a promo and I was like, guys, I can't work after I fucking do that. I was like, you guys are fudging the numbers on that shit. This feels way more than 10.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I drank half of one and I was like, this gets the job. I'm done. I'm in 10. I drank half of one and was like, this gets the job done. I'm in trouble. At my age, I can't even imagine like, I guess it was, that's what Four Loko was, so it'll be like that for you guys to have a cheap drink like that to like
Starting point is 00:19:37 before you go to the bar, when you pre-game a... Pre-game drink for sure. You're at a tailgate before you go into the stadium, like whatever it is, it going to be – I don't think I realized that it was like this three-headed monster until we decided to do it. It was just like, oh, KFC Radio has that good demo and obviously Dana and Brie have the younger – Well, it took three of us because we're all so stupid. That's what I mean. I was like, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:20:06 These are the three biggest like partying, drinking brands ever at Barstool and like almost ever on the internet really. Yeah. There's a couple others. I actually don't think I really put that together until right now. I know. Me either. That's how stupid we are. I kind of forgot.
Starting point is 00:20:22 It was like the big three. Maybe like nobody really owned like icing that was another big one no I remember icing that was big I don't even know what that is you don't know what icing is?
Starting point is 00:20:33 oh icing? icing I thought you meant okay never mind yes icing well we're gonna do pegs get pegged
Starting point is 00:20:39 pegged is great how fucking progressive of us get fucking pegged you hand them a pirate water you have to stand on one foot and chug the whole thing us. Get fucking pegged. You hand them a pirate water, you have to stand on one foot and shrug the whole thing. Love it.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Get fucking pegged, bitch. Get pegged. There's going to be such good merch and such good party videos. I'm going to love that. Actually, I was saying that. Are you going to get pegged?
Starting point is 00:20:56 Are you going to get pegged? Let's get pegged, John. I'll get pegged right now. Are you going to get pegged right now? Oh. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to get pegged. That merch is great, dude.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I was getting a doggy feel. Oh, yeah. Get pegged out. I mean, it's perfect time with St. Patrick's Day coming. Oh, fuck yeah. We're going to be in the St. Patrick's Day parade. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. That's like a bucket list moment for sure. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:21:22 That'll be chaos. In the Boston St. Patrick's Day parade. Yeah, I forgot about that. We're going to yeah in the boston st patrick's day pirate water float yeah yeah i forgot about that we're gonna be in the fucking st patrick's day parade i'm sure dana will be in a full pirate garb yeah you'll be getting pegged john i'll just be getting fucked on the float it's gonna be wild yeah it's gonna be all getting no but but like having st patrick's day into like march madness into the spring semester. Yeah, spring break party. Spring break. Pirate water.
Starting point is 00:21:47 Summertime. And just knowing that you're going to be getting fucked up for like $2. All you need is one. All you need is one. You seriously only need one to get your baseline and be like, I'm good for whatever event we're going to. And then if you really want to rip, obviously, spend a little bit more. But $2 for a pounder like that, 16-ouncer? and then if you really want to like rip obviously you know spend a little bit more but two dollars for a pounder like that 16 ounces i don't think i knew they were two dollars either yeah they're
Starting point is 00:22:10 yeah i mean i'm sure you know different cities and whatever right but um we also we put out a in arizona we put out like a soft launch okay i don't know if you even know this um they put up like a stand uh with like a couple cases next to a competitor oh shit and they like ripped like 20 cases like 20 cases sold like i didn't even know that i was like we haven't talked about it we haven't promoted it so yeah we've been like dropping little like get pegged people like what are you talking about so now i'm like yeah we got good merch floating around and like i guess just by the the branding or whatever in in arizona like i i it doesn't there's a barstool logo on it but it's not like like if i saw that though yeah it's just a cool can right like i would just want to pick
Starting point is 00:22:56 that up and the skulls have always kind of been part of your shit too right so i don't know it was already selling before it was you know revealed as like the co-sign of Saturdays for the Boys, Zillion Beers, and Sleep When You're Dead. Even if you hate us three, like you'd still want to drink it. Well, that's really the other thing too. It doesn't even matter. It's all about just getting to the finish line. That's what it does for you. But yeah, I think we're going to – I'm pumped to like – if it really is a drink like that
Starting point is 00:23:25 yeah like the way we talk and reminisce about Four Loko we all had a night, one night, it was almost like the hangover like we all made a pact and it was kind of like we're going to drink like five of these each and whatever happens happens
Starting point is 00:23:39 and we all woke up the next morning and were like we're never talking about that again and we still to this day talk about the Four Loko night and thought that people will be having their pirate wedding. I know. It's beautiful. I only got pegged 10 years ago. That was fucking great. We're going to be responsible for a lot of bad shit. Yeah, for real.
Starting point is 00:23:58 For real. I love, too, we've got the whistle pig for the – The aged men yeah the distinguished distinguished gentlemen and women and then the people
Starting point is 00:24:09 who just want to the pyro for the people who like the chaos yeah maybe just mix the two boy I don't know what that
Starting point is 00:24:17 how about this that might be illegal under the Geneva Convention Marshall Marshall and Lynch says that he drinks Patrenice it's Patron and Hennessy.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Which sounds awful. But the name Patrenacy is awesome. The name Patrenacy is nice. I can't say it ever again. Did you ever do Incredible Hulk? Incredible Hulk? No. What was that?
Starting point is 00:24:39 Do you know what hypnotic is? You probably definitely don't know. Hypnotic. Yeah. That was like, I was like 18 drinking it it's like um it's like a liqueur like alize type drink it was bright blue like bright blue yeah i looked like and if you and if you mixed it with hennessy it became green it was because it was like brown with blue and it was like kind of green but not really so people called it the incredible hulk it was more brown it was just like this like brown with blue and it was like kind of green, but not really. So people called it the Incredible Hulk.
Starting point is 00:25:05 It was more brown. It was just like, this is just brown. And people were chugging that. And that was a tough time to get through. Incredible Hulk. I was like, no. So like that. But Patronus is.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I wonder what we can mix pirate water with. I know. That's what got me thinking. It's got to be vodka, right? If you put a little shot of vodka on top, like a floater, I don't know if we can legally recommend that at this point,
Starting point is 00:25:33 but if you were so inclined to maybe experiment with that, that would probably... Then you really only need one. If you get some cheap... What's your cheap vodka of choice? Rubinoff. Rubinoff. Well, that's mine back home. What's your cheap vodka choice? Rubinoff. Well, that's mine back home is Rubinoff.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I don't really know. I was never much of a vodka guy. I guess Popov. Popov would have been it. I thought New England was Burnett's. Burnett's, yeah. They had the flavored shit. Burnett's Pineapple.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I feel like we always had Pop Papa or Georgie sitting around. That's my mom's. My mom has a fucking handle of Georgie or Papa at all times. The plastic bottle. Yeah, plastic. We're moving off of plastic. So bad. 70-year-old woman just making fat. That's how you say it a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:17 She has fat, like, pint glasses. Really? They're watered down, but she'd rather have, like, a pint glass of vodka. I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. She's fucking fucking crazy oh yeah i guess it's in the bloodstream so um so pirate water is the new the new drink for the summer hell yeah it's gonna be uh hopefully everywhere i don't know how that all works but it'll be in liquor stores you can probably order it online walmart walmart gas stations like we're doing the treasure hunt too right we got so we got uh a a like actual real life treasure hunt with what we're gonna do like some internet clues
Starting point is 00:26:52 and then it's gonna be like a spot in real life where you can get a fucking treasure chest full of fire water and other shit so like the first to get it too yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the first people to right so when does that are we doing that that's the 28th february 28th yeah so basically this is this is all of like barstool party culture throughout the years coming together yeah yeah it's been it's something we've i mean we're really excited always said that to me like why don't you have your own liquor why don't you have your own this on that and like there are you know there's seltzers and other ways to go about it obviously pink whitney's been huge but i think this is the first time that it's like an official party drink that has the potential to be absolutely
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