KFC Radio - Brianna Chickenfry Comes In HOT With a Wild Story of Her Uber Driver - Inside Barstool
Episode Date: February 27, 2023- Brianna's Uber driver's gf cheated on him with a homeless man - Medium Sexy people find more love - Brianna got shot out of a cannon into fame - Sleep when your dead tour is exhausting, to no ones ...suprise - Pirate Water is the next best thing +++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 00:00 Start 00:26 WILD Uber Drver Story 05:44 Medium sexy 07:49 Bri got super famous in 1 year 09:53 Sleep When You're Dead Tour is exhausting 16:52 Pirate Water +++++++++++++++++ Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHKFC for 10% off your first monthYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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That has the potential to be absolutely fucking legendary.
I know, I'm getting all giddy thinking about it. so you just got out of an uber i just got out of an uber what when i got an uber i was like
fuck because it's a long one i was like i hope he doesn't want to talk the city's a mess right now
so everything's like taking like twice as long. Yeah. He looks like young.
Okay.
He looked 15 and I was like, can he even drive?
And he gets in and he's like, can you talk?
I'm like, yeah, I can talk.
And he's like, shuts the phone off.
And he's like, my boyfriend, I mean, my girlfriend's fucking homeless guy.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
Do you think he knew who you were?
No way.
No, he was like, was he like foreign?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
He was foreign.
Why?
Are Uber drivers foreign yes yeah um if like a a white kid who looks 15 how if you hop in his uber he
knows who you are yeah yeah true true no he was foreign um and he just goes on talking about his
girlfriend and i guess like he she cheats on him all the time and i was like dude come on like why
and but they've been dating for six years
and it's like once a year this happens and he he was saying that he she's dating this homeless guy
he lives in his car and they work together and i was like oh man like yeah you should end it
probably i don't know like i think it's over and then he was like i'm gonna say something crazy
i'm like what what are you about to say i like recorded most of it and he was like I'm going to say something crazy I'm like what are you about to say I like recorded most of it
and he was like
well he's black
and I'm like
oh boy
okay
and he's like
it's probably like
he's probably packing
and now I'm insecure
because I'm kind of packing
but this guy must be packing
what the
but we have passionate sex
do you think I'm hot
and I was like
dude what the fuck
get me out of this car
and now I'm here
yeah
that is
dude
to just tell your Uber
client how big your penis
is.
Yo, I'll tell you this much.
That was scary. You can work through a lot
of different things. You can cheat and
survive. You cannot cheat on me with a
homeless person. That is
over. I don't care how much I love
you. I don't care what we've got together.
If you think so little of me
that you're like, I'll go fuck that homeless
guy. It's worth it for that
homeless dude. I'm out.
He has really nice eyes.
It's like, okay.
The fact that he's insecure
about dick situations
when you have, I mean, that's not even
top ten.
There's so much more to worry about. many you should be in the fact that he's fucking a homeless guy that's that's number one show you
how much penis size has like just spiraled out of control in society all that matters that dude
was where that that was the part you're worried about he lives out of his car. Yeah, that's crazy. God, do we get insecure?
Dude, you should be insecure.
But not about your dick.
Yeah, you're a moron.
Yeah, you should probably
be over, dude.
It is amazing. What do you think the process
like, do you think she went out that
night? How do you fuck a homeless person?
They've been fucking. So he tricked me.
He said to me, he like baited me into this question. He's like, should I let them fuck? like I'm gonna go they've been fucking so he tricked me he said to me
he like baited me
into this question
he's like
should I let them fuck
and I'm like no
and then he goes
I'm gonna be honest
they already fucked
it was crazy
just kept running
in circles
too late dude
too late
yeah it was so crazy
I feel like
well you know
there was that homeless dude
who you thought
was there a homeless dude who like complimented you on your outfit
and you thought he wasn't homeless?
No, I just thought he had a sick outfit on.
So you thought it was a homeless guy.
After I got closer, I was like, nah, never mind.
This dude's homeless.
It was like the heavy Yeezy era.
This was a few years ago.
Yeah, that was a thing.
It was the time where it was like, oh, damn, that guy's got a nice shirt.
Yeezy like based his outfits off of homeless people.
Yeah, it was a time of like you're homeless slash your outfit's like $2,500.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It was like it was a coin flip every time.
So then I could understand fucking a homeless guy.
Nowadays, it's pretty – I think we're back to like pretty clear cut homeless.
Are you homeless if you live in your car though?
Yeah.
I think so.
I think you need it back.
That qualifies.
Let's keep the standards okay if you don't
that was a question he asked me so i guess there is levels because if you are he got me thinking
if you are uh if you have a car you have something in your life yeah like he has a job to make some
and he and he kept saying and oh wait has so much money, they work together.
Oh, I thought the couple worked together.
So the homeless guy...
Oh, the homeless guy.
So he's just more like a degenerate.
He's in between.
If he's got a job, he's got a car.
Yeah.
He's just down on his luck.
Yeah, but the Uber driver kept saying,
he has so much money to take her out
because he doesn't have any fucking bills to pay.
Yeah, I guess.
That's true.
Maybe this guy's got a whole new level of game yeah
homeless guy stealing your girl of six years well like yeah i'm going with the rich guy i'm
taking her to the fucking the hottest restaurants because i don't i don't have to pay the fucking
electric bill yeah exactly you have no bills i do often see uh like Black Twitter will get in heated debates about how like poor dick is the best dick.
And guys with money don't like to hear that.
And guys without money love to hear that.
So they're like, hell yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right.
Let's keep this going.
And then guys are like –
Because they're fucking with intent when you're poor.
It's like you got to –
You're fucking because you can't afford a gym membership.
Yeah.
It's exercise.
You're fucking for a place like a roof over your head yeah i mean like maybe i can spend the night if i get
the job done yeah i saw you talking about uh what would you say like medium medium hot or medium
people medium like medium like average looking people have better relationships than super sexy
people yeah yeah i think i almost think i think that it probably comes – I think medium and then I think like regular sexy gets tough.
And then like super sexy, I think you're living like a cushy life.
Yeah.
But that in-between sexy I think is kind of problematic.
You think so?
I do agree with what you're saying.
Like it's like because you're basing it all on that.
Yeah. But if you're like, I think if you're a fucking, you know,
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds or some shit, like, you're good.
Yeah.
Because they're so good looking, their life is just awesome.
Yeah, but I feel like super sexy people always cheat on each other.
Yeah, but then it's also like, no blood, no foul.
Yeah, but then it's like, do you ever really find love, man?
I guess you gotta to define love.
You can't have attainable sexy.
Like, if they're good looking, but, like, they're a little bit down as bad that, like, someone would go talk to them.
And then they would be also, like, into it because, like, there's also you're so sexy, you're like, get away from me.
Right, right, right.
And then you're safe.
Then you don't have to worry about that again.
It's like my supermodel wife is not going to go fuck like an average Joe.
Emily Ratajkowski.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I also think though that really rich, wealthy, sexy, successful people are playing on a different level where you can almost have arrangements and still have love
that's true we raise kids together and we comfort each other but like i have we're gonna fuck other
people because look at us it would be crazy not to fuck other people because look at us like look
at you look at me we both you know so i don't know i think that's i don't think that i think
until you run in that circle i don't think you can really like understand it.
It's impossible.
You know what I mean?
It's just like you don't know what that kind of money or that kind of fame or whatever is.
Yeah, that's true.
It's a scary world.
I mean you went from zero to 100 on the fame level pretty quick.
Not 100.
Zero to like 60.
Zero to fame is pretty quick though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean that was like within a year probably, right? Yeah. That was crazy. That's wild. quick, though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was, like, within a year probably, right?
Yeah.
That was crazy.
That's wild.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Like, we all had a steady incline, you know, where it was, like, it went from, like, one
guy would recognize you at the bar in, like, our demo and then –
Yeah, I went to, like, not being recognized.
I can't go to fucking college bars anymore.
Right.
That sucks.
Yeah.
That did suck.
Well, or, you know know there's good and bad
but it's very
it's a lot
yeah
because it was like
in the beginning for us
it was like
cool to be recognized
and then
pictures happened
and then
you know like
there's good and bad
to all of it
but it was
it was so cool
in the beginning
it's like
oh
it's like
fuck
I have to take
all these shots
from all these people
that's the problem
I'm dying to die
yeah
that's the problem
and I can't say no
I say I would be like guys like thank you yeah that is i can't say no i say i would
be like guys like thank you so much but i can't like i just did five in five minutes and if i do
another one i'm gonna die i know my fans are you fucking pussy bitch i'm not following you anymore
i'm like yeah you guys you made it like your thing yeah it's like it's a tough thing to make
yours you can be a party party girl and like not drink till you die yeah like i tough thing to make yours. You can be a party girl and not drink until you die.
I still have to make sure I survive, guys.
Exactly.
You did that this weekend, right?
Didn't you not sleep this weekend?
Oh, no sleep.
No sleep?
No sleep.
Sleep when you're dead.
Sleep when you're dead.
I know.
I keep trying to get rid of that.
I keep doing it.
I was always like, sleep when you're tired, bro.
Sleep when your body needs it.
What was this weekend?
I flew to, I had a party in the middle of Michigan.
Central Michigan.
Yeah.
And it was like, there was a 12-inch snowstorm.
So I had to fly into Detroit and I had to drive five hours from Detroit,
straight from my drive, go to the party, do the party.
Then I had to wake up two hours later.
So I was like, I'm not going to bed.
Drive five hours to Detroit again,
get on a flight,
landed.
Grace had a comedy show.
I'm like,
gotta go support the bestie
straight to the comedy show.
You can hear it.
I'm like,
just sick all the time.
It's gross.
I'm like,
so sick all the time.
It's one of those things
where it's like,
in the beginning,
you're like,
yo,
we're getting paid to party.
Like,
this is the dream.
And then like, in a year, you're like, yo, we're getting paid to party. Like this is the dream. And then like in a year you're like, yo, we're getting paid to party.
This is a problem.
No, I just turned down like three shows.
I'm like, I can't.
I don't even – it's not even worth it anymore.
And people don't get that too.
Like what do you mean you turn it down?
I just need a month break.
Yeah, for sure.
I remember during the Blackout Tour and people were like, you have the best job in the world.
These guys work so long.
And I was like, dude, I have the worst job in the world.
We were driving around in our jetty.
I'm like, I haven't even seen a pair of tits.
Exactly.
You guys, I mean, you did it for like years, right?
I think I did it for like a year and a half.
I think the other gay guys did it for like –
Like straight?
Like a year.
I mean, we have like little breaks.
The blackout tour was like crazy.
Yeah, I mean, it was college-based.out tour Was like crazy Yeah I mean it was College based
So like it was
Mostly around the college time
But it was like
There were times
Where they would do
Like four in a week
Oh dude
It was almost every week
Drive
You start Wednesday
And also if I
I'm pretty sure
And you have to get
Blackout at them
Or it's like weird
Totally
Yeah
Like I can't do mine sober
Sober at those was like
Like come on
It was insane
I also feel like You guys were like We're're going to go to South Carolina and then Detroit
and we go to Miami and then Boston.
And you made no sense.
Dude, I remember there was one show.
It was basically Gaz's hookup schedule.
Yeah.
Where will Gaz fuck a chick?
It was like, we had a show.
It was like, we're in West Virginia one night.
And then right after the show, it was like, all right, we got to go to Indiana now.
You got to go drive, yeah. It's like, we need to go to indiana now and it wasn't me at that point it
wasn't let's go to connecticut it was no we had a Chevy Silverado oh my god I thought it was
yeah I remember that truck I remember Dave being like let's buy the truck and like as if that was
some grand yeah you guys have a truck now it It's like, there's like eight of us
and a fucking,
a whole concert set up
in this truck.
Oh,
that's gross.
That was wild though.
That,
I actually,
you know,
everybody was being very mushy
over,
over the past week
and Gaz texted me
and I,
I did,
I thanked him
because I was like,
the Blackout Tour like,
saved Barstool at that point.
Yeah,
yeah.
And I like,
I would never have done that.
I just would not have grinded like that.
I would have just been like, I don't know.
The company's going under.
So I was like, thank you for doing that because that shit.
And rough and rowdy, that kind of shit.
I don't do that.
So anybody who does do it, I'm always very grateful for it because I was just like, nope.
No.
If that's what it takes, then I'll go back to the fucking other job.
Yeah, 9 to 5.
Yeah, breaking down that set and putting up that set like every
like 4 times a week
and driving around
living with
like living together
with each other
we were like
sharing a room
yeah
that was good
nowadays
travel is like
first class tickets
and nice suites
it was like
as you know
low cost as possible
so that shit
was not fun
it was holiday inns
one room in a holiday inn
yeah
yeah
we were staying at holiday inns too I room and a holiday inn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we were staying
at holiday inns too.
I'm like, really guys?
We're in a sick tour bus
and we're at motels?
Yeah, you guys could probably
up it a little bit
if that's the case
but yeah,
that like getting shot
out of a cannon like that
is not easy to like navigate.
Yeah, no.
It was definitely terrifying
but I don't even feel,
I still hang out
with all the same people
so I don't really feel
that much different.
Yeah, you're also still doing like probably what you would be doing maybe just in some nicer cool places and different opportunities but no i actually realized i'm not
like i i'm like why don't i use my like status at all i go to the same shitty ass bars those are
the fun bars i know but it's like i don't do anything cool all these influencers doing all
this cool shit i'm like damn i don't do anything i know what you mean i've had moments like that i remember i had
like a a moment where i was like i talked to john and i was like i see these people who are like
traveling right and doing this stuff and he was like it's instagram they're just posting like
their best moments and that's not really like what their life is but i also think like you yeah
you could go do all that stuff but i think you
end up at those other bars for a reason yeah that's true because that's the kind of people
that we are yeah that's true when we were in arizona the bar uh paddy's was it paddy's paddy's
oh it's like urinal shit yeah yeah you could have dealt without that i would i would like maybe them
to elevate their status beyond urinal poop yeah But it was like so much more our style.
Yeah, for sure.
Than like some of the clubs and shit like that.
And like I think I'd always be that way no matter how much money, no matter how many hookups or ins.
I'd be like, let's go to the next door.
Yeah, let's go to the dive bar.
Yeah.
It's just more fun.
It is more fun.
There was a moment where it was like all the Barstool people were there.
A bunch of famous comics were there. a couple baseball players were there and nobody was bothering anybody oh i don't know why it was just like that night everybody decided to play it cool
no maybe a couple pictures here and there nobody a couple people bothering but for the most part
it was like oh this is what it must have been like like it must have been so fun 20 30 years i know before like social media and everything
where famous people said it was tmz was when he said social media like killed it killed it but
tmz was the beginning of the end where it was just like we can't do what we want to do but before
that he was like you get away with anything he was like we'd be all hammered together in the bar
and like people are hooking up and like just didn't matter.
Like nobody knew and nobody cared.
That's so cool.
Fucking amazing.
But yeah, I feel like we are the type of people who end up at those bars and I feel like we
are –
Taking shits in urinals.
I don't know.
That's us.
That's just us.
That's us.
You know it, man.
There was a moment where I was like, was this somebody in our crew?
I just want to be clear, we can't be urinal shitters, okay?
We can be pretty down-bad scumbags, but I draw the line at fucking urinals.
We don't fuck homeless people, we don't shit in urinals.
Yeah, nope.
That's it.
That's where we draw the line.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
Which is I think going to be if partying and drinking and shit is catching up with you now,
I think it's about to get a lot worse with Pirate Water.
I'm so fucking pumped for Pirate Water, though.
Yeah.
Like, so fucking pumped.
I wish I had it when we started the college tours, and I was going to stop the college tours,
and now I'm like, we have to run it back.
Yeah, you got it.
We have to run it back.
I wish.
So, I'm so happy for you guys.
I said this the other day
because some tweet went viral
about Four Loko
and I was like,
Four Loko was
like a pivotal moment in my life.
It was like a before and after.
Like there was life before Four Loko
and life after.
And it like changed the game for a minute.
Like it was.
Borloco was the only reason I could afford to live in New York.
Yeah.
Because.
Yeah.
I would whack you Borloco.
It changed lives.
Yes.
Like it was,
it wasn't just like,
oh,
this is going to be a crazy fun night.
It was like,
I can live a different life now because of this drink that I don't even know how they
like made money because it was like,
what are you guys doing?
You're just giving this away for free.
And I was thinking, you guys, this generation, didn't really have a drink like that.
No, they missed it.
Yeah.
Four Loko had changed.
The Fireball Revolution was another one that kind of changed the game a little bit.
But we decided to do this Pirate Water, which is is there hasn't been an it drink in a while and like this is as close as you'll get to that
original for loco it's inexpensive it's 10 alcohol it's a pounder it's 10 and it's cheap
and it gets the job fucking i don't i don't even know if I believe that it's 10% because we were just doing some taste testing
and I was like...
I'm fucking hammered.
I know.
I took like three sips and I was like,
you...
We had to like shock him for a promo
and I was like,
guys, I can't work after I fucking do that.
I was like,
you guys are fudging the numbers on that shit.
This feels way more than 10.
I drank half of one and I was like,
this gets the job. I'm done. I'm in 10. I drank half of one and was like, this gets the job done.
I'm in trouble.
At my age, I can't even imagine
like, I guess
it was, that's what Four Loko was, so it'll
be like that for you guys to have a cheap
drink like that to like
before you go to the bar, when you
pre-game a... Pre-game drink for
sure. You're at a tailgate before
you go into the stadium, like whatever it is, it going to be – I don't think I realized that it was like this three-headed monster until we decided to do it.
It was just like, oh, KFC Radio has that good demo and obviously Dana and Brie have the younger –
Well, it took three of us because we're all so stupid.
That's what I mean.
I was like, wait a minute.
These are the three biggest like partying, drinking brands ever at Barstool and like almost ever on the internet really.
Yeah.
There's a couple others.
I actually don't think I really put that together until right now.
I know.
Me either.
That's how stupid we are.
I kind of forgot.
It was like the big three.
Maybe like nobody really owned
like icing
that was another big one
no I remember icing
that was big
I don't even know what that is
you don't know what icing is?
oh icing?
icing
I thought you meant
okay never mind
yes icing
well we're gonna do
pegs
get pegged
pegged is great
how fucking progressive
of us
get fucking pegged
you hand them a pirate water you have to stand on one foot and chug the whole thing us. Get fucking pegged. You hand them a pirate water,
you have to stand on one foot
and shrug the whole thing.
Love it.
Get fucking pegged, bitch.
Get pegged.
There's going to be such good merch
and such good party videos.
I'm going to love that.
Actually,
I was saying that.
Are you going to get pegged?
Are you going to get pegged?
Let's get pegged, John.
I'll get pegged right now.
Are you going to get pegged right now?
Oh.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were going to get pegged.
That merch is great, dude.
I was getting a doggy feel.
Oh, yeah.
Get pegged out. I mean, it's perfect
time with St. Patrick's Day
coming. Oh, fuck yeah. We're going to be in the
St. Patrick's Day parade. Oh, yeah. I forgot
about that. That's like a bucket list
moment for sure. Oh, for sure.
That'll be chaos.
In the Boston St. Patrick's Day parade. Yeah, I forgot about that. We're going to yeah in the boston st patrick's day pirate water float
yeah yeah i forgot about that we're gonna be in the fucking st patrick's day parade i'm sure dana
will be in a full pirate garb yeah you'll be getting pegged john i'll just be getting fucked
on the float it's gonna be wild yeah it's gonna be all getting no but but like having st patrick's
day into like march madness into the spring semester. Yeah, spring break party.
Spring break.
Pirate water.
Summertime.
And just knowing that you're going to be getting fucked up for like $2.
All you need is one.
All you need is one.
You seriously only need one to get your baseline and be like, I'm good for whatever event we're going to.
And then if you really want to rip, obviously, spend a little bit more.
But $2 for a pounder like that, 16-ouncer? and then if you really want to like rip obviously you know spend a little bit more but two dollars
for a pounder like that 16 ounces i don't think i knew they were two dollars either yeah they're
yeah i mean i'm sure you know different cities and whatever right but um we also we put out a
in arizona we put out like a soft launch okay i don't know if you even know this um they put up like a stand uh with like a
couple cases next to a competitor oh shit and they like ripped like 20 cases like 20 cases sold like
i didn't even know that i was like we haven't talked about it we haven't promoted it so yeah
we've been like dropping little like get pegged people like what are you talking about so now i'm
like yeah we got good merch floating around and like i guess just by the
the branding or whatever in in arizona like i i it doesn't there's a barstool logo on it but it's
not like like if i saw that though yeah it's just a cool can right like i would just want to pick
that up and the skulls have always kind of been part of your shit too right so i don't know it
was already selling before it was you know revealed as like the co-sign of Saturdays for the Boys, Zillion Beers, and Sleep When You're Dead.
Even if you hate us three, like you'd still want to drink it.
Well, that's really the other thing too.
It doesn't even matter.
It's all about just getting to the finish line.
That's what it does for you.
But yeah, I think we're going to – I'm pumped to like – if it really is a drink like that
yeah like
the way we talk and reminisce about
Four Loko
we all had a night, one night, it was almost like the hangover
like we all made a pact
and it was kind of like
we're going to drink like five of these each
and whatever happens happens
and we all woke up the next morning and were like we're never talking about that again
and we still to this day talk about the Four Loko night and thought that people will be having their pirate wedding.
I know.
It's beautiful.
I only got pegged 10 years ago.
That was fucking great.
We're going to be responsible for a lot of bad shit.
Yeah, for real.
For real.
I love, too, we've got the whistle pig for the –
The aged men
yeah
the distinguished
distinguished gentlemen
and women
and then the people
who just want to
the pyro
for the people
who like the chaos
yeah
maybe just mix the two
boy I don't know
what that
how about this
that might be illegal
under the Geneva Convention
Marshall
Marshall and Lynch
says that he drinks
Patrenice
it's Patron and Hennessy.
Which sounds awful.
But the name Patrenacy is awesome.
The name Patrenacy is nice.
I can't say it ever again.
Did you ever do Incredible Hulk?
Incredible Hulk?
No.
What was that?
Do you know what hypnotic is?
You probably definitely don't know.
Hypnotic.
Yeah.
That was like, I was like 18 drinking it it's like um it's like a liqueur like alize type drink it was bright blue like
bright blue yeah i looked like and if you and if you mixed it with hennessy it became green
it was because it was like brown with blue and it was like kind of green but not really so people
called it the incredible hulk it was more brown it was just like this like brown with blue and it was like kind of green, but not really. So people called it the Incredible Hulk.
It was more brown.
It was just like, this is just brown.
And people were chugging that.
And that was a tough time to get through.
Incredible Hulk.
I was like, no.
So like that.
But Patronus is.
I wonder what we can mix pirate water with.
I know.
That's what got me thinking.
It's got to be vodka, right?
If you put a little shot
of vodka on top, like a floater,
I don't know if we can
legally recommend that at this point,
but if you were so inclined to
maybe experiment with that,
that would probably...
Then you really only need one.
If you get some cheap... What's your cheap
vodka of choice? Rubinoff. Rubinoff. Well, that's mine back home. What's your cheap vodka choice?
Rubinoff.
Well, that's mine back home is Rubinoff.
I don't really know.
I was never much of a vodka guy.
I guess Popov.
Popov would have been it.
I thought New England was Burnett's.
Burnett's, yeah.
They had the flavored shit.
Burnett's Pineapple.
I feel like we always had Pop Papa or Georgie sitting around.
That's my mom's.
My mom has a fucking handle of Georgie or Papa at all times.
The plastic bottle.
Yeah, plastic.
We're moving off of plastic.
So bad.
70-year-old woman just making fat. That's how you say it a lot.
She has fat, like, pint glasses.
Really?
They're watered down, but she'd rather have, like, a pint glass of vodka.
I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. She's fucking fucking crazy oh yeah i guess it's in the bloodstream so um so pirate water is the new
the new drink for the summer hell yeah it's gonna be uh hopefully everywhere i don't know how that
all works but it'll be in liquor stores you can probably order it online walmart walmart gas
stations like we're doing the treasure hunt too right we got so we
got uh a a like actual real life treasure hunt with what we're gonna do like some internet clues
and then it's gonna be like a spot in real life where you can get a fucking treasure chest full
of fire water and other shit so like the first to get it too yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the first
people to right so when does that are we doing that that's the 28th february 28th yeah so basically this is this is
all of like barstool party culture throughout the years coming together yeah yeah it's been
it's something we've i mean we're really excited always said that to me like why don't you have
your own liquor why don't you have your own this on that and like there are you know there's seltzers
and other ways to go about it obviously pink whitney's been huge but i think
this is the first time that it's like an official party drink that has the potential to be absolutely
fucking legendary i know i'm getting all giddy thinking about it i'm so excited about i was i
was unsure like obviously being older i was like i don't know what the vibe is right now and then i
called brie and i was like so what do you think about it and you were like i fucking love it i was like then i'm
whatever your audience does i am in on so let's fucking cook so pumped it's gonna be good all
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