KFC Radio - Caitlin Clark is Getting Drake-Level Hate Since Joining the WNBA
Episode Date: June 4, 2024Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:27 Caitlin Clark is getting hate from everyone including her teammates 17:54 Skylar Diggins Smith's hot mic line 18:10 Sylar Diggins Clip: https://x.com/shannonsharpee...e/status/1797416289931317680 22:33 A'Ja Wilson talking about Paige: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYL0WCCkHwU 22:49 Caitlin Clark is Getting Drake-Level Hate Since Joining the WNBA 30:35 Jackie's hot basketball take 42:30 Feits' popsicle incident 48:28 A Man in Full WILD Ending 53:58 The Strike band 55:30 Bruce Springsteen walked into 22 Year Old 15 Year Old Steve's Hotel Room 01:05:05 Video Voicemails Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Omaha Steaks: Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code KFC at checkout for exclusive savings on Fathers Day gift packages.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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I've learned a lot over the years.
A lot of things that I thought were never possible.
And Caitlin Clark has been proving a lot of it to be untrue.
I never thought the WNBA would be, that women's basketball would be as popular as it is.
And I certainly never thought that the WNBA would start a race war.
But I believe we're here.
I believe we're on the precipice of a race war because of women's basketball, and that is something I never, ever thought possible.
Jackie Robinson is getting thrown in the mix on the internet.
Caitlin Clark is now the, quote, modern-day Jackie Robinson from some folks,
which is a scalding hot take I like.
Caitlin Clark's the first white woman to actually experience racism.
It's great.
It's great. it's wild i mean it's it's um i mean there's no doubt race is a
part of it but like you know she she got a 30 million dollar deal from nike and everyone else
in the world except for her peers loves her so yeah i don't think we can put her in the jackie
robinson category but like everywhere he, he got like spit on.
Think Jackie had it a little rougher than Caitlin Clark.
But what Caitlin Clark?
I mean, there's like a full.
The Yankees saw Jackie Robinson practicing or trying out on their field and kicked him off.
Crazy.
Get that fucking.
I'm sure they used a word I'm not going to say.
Crazy.
Off my field.
That is nuts.
Yeah.
Caitlin's not, you know, quite experienced in in that yet but she is getting roughed up and she is but like so i i i've seen a couple of blogs
right and i've seen a few things here and there the what's happening to her is what should happen
to her i don't think so like i mean they broke conor berdard's jaw this year
who's that a hockey player he's the new young gun like you go after the new young gun yeah
hockey's different though we've all like no one's different than basketball i i think it's i i saw
some tweets like this is why feminism won't exist because women don't help these fucking chicks
should not be helping caitlin clark i think your competitors yeah yes but they're but they're
not this is not like competition this is like where we don't like the attention you get for
sure do not like her yeah but they should act on that that's like that's sports i don't think that
i disagree with that i don't think that's sports i think i think when it's like within the the
the game that's fine but like this is about the attention she's getting the money she's getting
that's different than people being like you're not as good as as you think like we're going to show
you something on the court like you're not as good as you are this is just like we're we're
like physically throwing you to the ground and like cheering like when you're cheering a personal
foul that's weird angel reese is like we can talk about the rest of the league angel reese is
obsessed with caitlin clark it's all – this is one of those weird things where, like, every take is kind of right.
Yeah.
Like, for sure, Reese is involved.
It's not unprecedented.
I think it is – I do think it is what opponents should do.
She should have someone on her team cleaning clocks.
So that's the main thing.
I don't know whether her teammates are also like, fuck this bitch,
or if they just didn't know what time it is,
and maybe now going forward they'll do it,
or if they're just all soft.
But you got to – somebody has to be – that's the pride.
It's like in hockey.
When you fuck around with the star, there's always a gooey no fucks in.
Yeah, and then Gooney no fucks in.
That guy later that game.
Right.
Like, I will – you know, you can do it,
but you are going to get fucking clocked the next play.
And no one's doing that for her. So I don't know know if if you know they don't like her either or what but it's like uh somebody's got to do something because and it's you know like we're
not if basketball is weird where it's like this girl's fine but that in basketball like for where
the ball was basically dead it was about to be an inbound play and you're just like hip checking
someone that's a flagrant that's usually an someone. That's a flagrant. That's usually an ejection. That's a flagrant foul.
Well, they called it a foul and then after the fact they...
It's just about intent. The outcome doesn't necessarily have to be like you're bleeding.
But it's like that was... You were not going for the ball.
I don't think that falls in the intent to injure category.
It's like I intended to fuck with you. I didn't intent to injure classify the category it's like i i intended
to fuck with you yeah i didn't intend to injure you i gave you a little hip check right i i think
that's but but it's usually like you have to be making a play on the ball yeah it has to be in a
basketball play that was just like i'm hyped up we just scored a basket i think like later in the
game and i just like you know lost my loss like got lost track of myself and fucking hit you like hockey you can kind of do that basketball not so much yeah like they but I think Skylar
Diggins are um I was just talking about Skylar Diggins and her pussy we'll get to her in a second
uh Angel Reese getting up and like being like yeah is like but I mean because at the same time
I guess that's also fine but then I don't want to hear like next time she's asked about Caitlin
Clark be like I fucking hate the girl yeah yeah because before like at least during the college days it was like
it's all competition this is good for women it's like no no you fucking hate her yeah and it's
very obvious by your actions so now make it obvious with your words too you know she is it's
it's incredible like i've never seen anything like this but again where everyone's kind of right like i everyone every
basically every point someone makes i get it i'm like yeah i see that but it is silly too to pretend
it is about race they don't like they don't like because she's white we like her because she's
white yeah well i don't the media and i by we i don't mean me i mean the media likes her because
she's white right right and she's getting she's getting – but I also think there's something to that where it's like you don't see skinny white girls shoot the fucking lights out.
You know what I mean?
It's like Eminem being a white rapper.
It's like, oh, my God, we've never seen this before.
I think that if she was white and this good, she would still be like a superstar, but she wouldn't be like this instant icon.
It's like a nepo baby thing.
She's a white nepo baby.
You're very talented.
You're also bigger because you're Ethan Hawke's daughter.
Your nepotism is your race.
You're getting a hand down from all of the white people.
But if she was not white, these girls would love her.
If she was black and getting this attention i think
her fellow teammates and our fellow peers would be like she's awesome probably but i don't i don't
know about i don't think they wouldn't be throwing her down on the fucking ground it wouldn't be this
level but i don't think i don't think you'd be welcome with open arms either you are the you're
you're the savior of a sport where people like like, hey, we're doing all right.
And probably they're not.
So that's where when people bring up LeBron.
But they are too.
Their games weren't watched, but they sell out.
They draw big crowds.
So I'm not speaking for their bottom line and shit like that.
But the crowds are big at WNBA games.
Are they?
I think it might be.
Because I mean, I just saw the Indiana Fever things.
She's about to pass their entire season of tickets from last year.
There were 28 home games last year with 80,000 fans.
And she's at like 65,000 already.
But that's a pretty.
I mean, 80,000 in 20 games sounds like pretty good to me.
Was that like 4,000?
Oh, is it that low?
Okay, that doesn't sound as good.
Yeah, 20 times 4,000.
No, that would be 8,000.
So 80,000 would be 20.
I guess, yeah, 20,000.
Yeah, that's pretty solid.
Yeah, that is flat.
No, it can't be 40,000 because they're not even playing it.
I can't do math anymore.
This is how stupid I've gotten.
I think they usually fill out the lower bowl.
Yeah.
19,000 were in attendance for the Sparks game.
Against a fever.
Largest home crowd in franchise history.
Yeah, because I was going to say,
basketball arenas usually hold between 15,000 and 20,000.
Yeah.
So if you're selling out, you're doing that much.
But I just don't think they would be openly,
the latest comment from Kennedy Carter was like, besides three-point shooting, what did she bring to the table? I don't think they would be like openly, you know, the latest comment from Kennedy Carter was like, besides three point shooting,
what did she bring to the table?
I don't think they'd be saying shit like that.
I think, I think you get like.
But people say that about Steph too.
That to me is crazy.
It's crazy.
It's like, what does Tom Brady do except throw touchdowns?
It's like the entire league, the whole sport has gone towards three point shooting.
And these guys do it at an elite level and score the most points. it's like what what else do you what else did you bring it's like
that's what i fucking do i mean yes you can tell i don't know i mean i think she's struggling
you know more than she probably ever has right now i don't think she's probably a great defender i
don't know about the rest of her game but it's like she's gonna be all right uh and it's because
she can shoot the lights out and like i, I mean, anybody questioning Steph Curry at this point is totally crazy,
but again,
I'm not super well,
but I don't,
people said she's struggling.
She's also doing things that rookies have never done before.
Yeah.
So it's kind of like the bar.
It's like,
you know,
she fucking put up,
you know,
21,
five and five.
And,
but it was like not efficient shooting.
And they're like,
Oh,
you know,
I think she had 30,
10 and 10.
Yeah. But I think she also had one where she, she had like three points in the game she's also on the
worst team yeah yes she was the number one pick for a reason so what i don't get this is how it
goes you are on a bad team your rookie years your couple years unless you know there are a couple
guys who step right in it's a couple people lebron did it basically it was like you know immediately
uh adjusted because he was 6 9 270", 270, whatever, you know.
So there is a lot at play here.
But I don't expect anybody who's not her teammate to ride her dick.
I do think there is an element, though, of, like, when they make basketball comparisons,
there was never any, like, problem with the league.
Like, this is good for the league. i think you should shut the fuck up you don't have to you know like praise her but you
don't need to be like trying to hold her back i agree like with you should be on the court right
in the game fine but like comments afterwards like intentional fouls shit that it's like
you just personally don't like this girl yeah but
if you were smart i think you would just let her do her thing but i think there i think the more
she struggles i don't you know what if what if she doesn't uh acclimate well and a lot of the
attention that we expect to do does go away i don't know i you know it would just it's there's
never been an you know when people talk about like lebron coming into the league and getting
some of his teammates were like you know telling him like you ain't shit or people i love the comparison people
bring it up michael jordan in the uh in the all-star game they didn't pass him the ball
it's a little bit different than like you know getting fucking but there i remember there was
a comment from someone it might have been richard jefferson i forget someone on the calves the year
lebron got drafted,
and I don't know the team,
but they were like, he's going to be a great helper for blank.
And I was like, well, no, that's not what LeBron is going to be. Yeah, that's not going to happen.
It's going to be LeBron's team tomorrow.
Right.
The second he steps on the floor.
I think that kind of stuff, I think because this is so new,
we have such a spotlight on it,
but I don't think it's unprecedented for –
because even particularly in women's –
like in any college sports, when you break it,
like most of the people you're beating up on
were just like the best player in their high school.
Right.
Like they're not nothing special.
Right, especially with women's.
The WNBA is – it's all competitors, game.
Like, yeah, they're not going to take kindly to someone coming and be
like I'm saving your sport which isn't what she's saying but it's what everyone else everyone else
because there is like you're not saving your sport but you're like that you know anytime you were
none of those other guys in the NBA were being saved by Michael Jordan or LeBron James or any other rookie.
Right.
And I guess being saved is not the word.
Because Bird and Magic already saved them.
What?
Because Bird and Magic already saved them.
I mean, that would kind of be, I guess, the example if like if Magic and Bird were like
putting the league on the map and people were like, you know, actively trying to hold it
back.
I think that's the big X factor here is that a lot from a fan's
point of view again it's not her but fans are being like i've never even fucking heard of you
yeah and the only reason you're on the map right now is because you're you know fouling her or
talking shit about her and i think when it's like i'm going you know i'm i'm big i'm a big part of
this like revolution here.
And then, so not only is there that, then there's also the classic trope where sometimes I think stereotypes are true, where it's like, girls do this to girls.
Yeah, but I think if they, if Caitlyn Clark came in and everyone in the league was like, our queen's here, yes, we love her. No, you can't do that.
Then people would say, it's a lose-lose, because if everyone welcomes her with open arms, then the rhetoric is, they're not competitors.
I told you.
It's not a real sport.
They're fucking just waiting for a savior.
Just do it within the game at the appropriate times.
Or even, I guess the comments are fine.
I think Diana Taurasi came off as a hater and petty.
I thought she retired, by the way.
I was talking about her.
Oh, I thought for sure she was retired.
Me too.
Isn't Diana Taurasi my age? She's age she's gotta be like she's gotta be at least
um i thought she was retired i was talking about her as like i was like you know the games like
icons shouldn't be talking about her like this is like oh whoops um i you know i i think there's a
middle ground between like you don't have to suck her dick and you don't have to treat her like this.
And I do – I mean it's tough to escape some of the stereotypes of it all where it's like race is involved.
I think gender is involved.
I don't think it's all of the story.
I think there's more to it and there's a lot of like nuance in between.
But I also – I just didn't think this was the way it was going to play out.
I think when people were talking about Kaitlyn Clark making the NBA relevant,
I didn't think it was going to be based on drama.
I thought it was going to be like the Steph show every day.
We're going to do it with her play,
and instead we're doing it with on the court and off the court drama.
But all that's good for the
wmba yeah so like in a way i thought wmba then i did the nba playoffs my team's in the finals
it's a great point i mean they are they are much more uh uh there's a lot more to talk about than
like their storylines you know like right now it's just like you know luca and uh i mean there's a lot more to talk about than like their storylines. Yeah.
Like right now it's just like, you know, Luca and I mean,
you have the Boston story.
There are storylines in the W.
Kyrie does have a storyline.
He could become like an all time Boston villain.
Yeah.
If he goes in there and does what he did in Cleveland, like,
cause it right.
I would say that those that's a good duo, but Luca is like the better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like Stephen A.
Smith was blatantly calling Kyrie the sidekick. And I was like, that's a good duo, but Luka is the better. Stephen A. Smith was blatantly calling Kyrie the sidekick.
And I was like, that's a tough
word to use there,
but he is. But what he did
in the finals when they beat
Golden State,
he did enough that it was like,
you're still the sidekick to LeBron,
but you won those finals. So if he puts on
a show like that,
I'd be like, what will Dave do?
What would Dave do?
I don't know.
A lot of Boston has talked a lot of shit about that guy.
And it looked
like it was over
for him as far as being a
real contender, and now
certainly not. Crazy.
But yeah,
so the WNBA is the fact that that's where i you know we just have
to all be like up front about what's going on just like you don't like the girl she's gonna go
through hell to to you know make her way in the league but let's not at this point there used to
be some wiggle room of like we know you're lying but okay now it's like you're you know the comments afterwards like
you we don't you we don't even think you're good on the court anymore yeah you know i mean like
what else does she do on the court she needs to go just like full heel like caitlin clark should
hire steve bannon as her po put on a maga and be like what's up bitches i'm here and that's the
other thing i mean i imagine what was the what was that bald weirdo's name who worked in Trump's White House?
The bald weirdo.
Dude, he looked like the guy from House of Cards, the one who they kill in his own garage.
Stephen Miller, I think his name is.
Hire Steve Bannon and Steve Miller to be your PR team.
Just fucking run, dude.
Become a Zionist.
Like, fucking go all in, Caitlyn.
Like, if this is going to happen anyway,
fuck it.
Dude, it's only 70 grand.
Like, I'm donating my entire salary
to the state of Israel this year.
Always leave a ticket for Netanyahu every night.
And Ricky Bobby. He goes to the ticket for Netanyahu every night. And Ricky Bobby.
He goes to the ticket for his dad.
Netanyahu can come to any Indiana Fever game he wants.
That would be, I mean, she would, she already has that fan base locked down.
But boy, boy would they fucking love her.
By the way, I got a kick out of Angel Reese's fine of $1,000.
Was that real?
$1,000.
What?
Was that real?
I think so.
I thought that was a troll.
I didn't know.
So did I, but I mean, it got blogged on our site, I think.
I think it's real.
I mean, think about it.
It's like, you know, probably equivalent.
Hockey is like five grand.
Yeah.
You can take a guy's literal head off and he'll charge you $5,000.
How much does it cost to kill a man?
About five grand.
You can just do it in the NHL.
There you go.
That was a dangerous elbow to the head.
$3,700.
Putting a price on another man's brain.
I have that in my pocket right now.
And then there's also uh skylar diggins skylar diggins smith uh with this was a pre-season video
that is making the rounds now i think people are probably realizing oh you can get clicks on the
wmba now so let me go get all the yeah yeah you know either went under the radar or i never put
out because right now wmba is is the hot shit uh she's talking to kia nurse and kia nurse is
mic'd up and she's talking about being old and she's like i'm old now i'm 28 i'm almost 30
skylar diggins just goes but my pussy is old it's older and wait wait i'm sorry skylar diggins is
she older than this person she's 30 because i got confused too kia nurse is 28 skylar diggins
remember she went to notre dame she nurse is 28 skylar diggins remember she
went to notre dame she was like the original the name i remember she was the original smoke
oh wait was she like the kid drake fucked no no no who was no they were like houston right yeah
that but that was more recent because because she's 30 30 33 or 4 now she was like the original baddie in the in the wmba and so the conversation must
have been like her being like you look better than me or something like that right yeah yeah
because for her to be like but my pussy's old that's crazy that is that's quite the line she's
like oh my god i'm mic'd up stop fucking, like, also, if this is the kind of conversation that happened, mic them the fuck up.
Mic them up, lower the rims, and let's ball.
It would be, right?
Lowering the rims.
I was going to say, why lower the rims?
Because I just think it would be, like, it's, like, the equivalent.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, you can shoot.
These girls can still shoot.
But, like, if these girls could dunk, if these girls could, like, you would see, like, the same sort of layups and the same sort of action that you do in the regular NBA, I think it would just be a better product.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like, and I don't mean that in a condescending way.
I just think it's like, why should these guys play on the same hoops that fucking people who are much bigger and much you know what i mean right like to me it
just it feels i do think they played a little bit of a smaller ball so it's like 28.5 and what
do they do with the three-point line it's uh i think three feet shorter so all those things are
doing all that shit just fucking lower the hoop yeah but i could see people being i think there
would be a group of people who would be like this is not real basketball but they already fucking
hate yeah you know and i think the rest of the fans who would be like, this is not real basketball, but they already fucking hate.
And I think the rest of the fans would just be like, oh, now it just looks and feels better.
And you can see real highlight type plays.
Because there is something to, they all have good handles and they all can shoot.
And then they get to the hoop and it looks like this little layup and it doesn't have the same feel.
I saw someone say something about that, that it is a height thing,
and it's going to be a tough thing to get over.
It does just kind of look unnatural.
It's like the ball is in the air a long time.
These guys just lay it in or dunk it,
and it's like they've got to hoist it up off the backboard.
It's like just eliminate that.
And I think it would be a much, you know, now's the time.
You know what I mean?
Like sell out a little bit.
Of course you want to play the same thing as the men, but it's like we could.
Let's go.
Pedal to the metal.
Now's the time.
I didn't realize they were playing with a different size ball.
Yeah, they're already making switches.
You know, why not do the main thing?
But I feel like next, coming up next, there's like a crop of them too, right?
All the players? Yeah.
Buecher, whatever it is.
Oh, well, Paige Becker.
I think she's in the WNBA.
Is she already? No.
I think she's in one more year. I'm 99% sure.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's her and a couple others.
And so like, it will be like, I don't know.
Are all of them going to have problems, too?
Because it's not like, you know, again, the Jackie Robinson comparison where he was the fucking only guy.
So if, like, a whole slew of them.
But I remember that girl.
Scroll up.
That girl, when she gave her speech at the ESPY, she won, like, Player of the Year or some shit.
That's Paige Beckers. That's her? Yeah. She she was like i dedicate this to all the black women yeah like
i understand this is you know their sport and i'm like whatever she said so she's probably not going
to get you know whacked around but i also don't think that caitlin clark should have to say all
that you know i don't i don't think caitlin clark has ever said anything she's been pretty good one
day she's gonna snap though the most she said the other day in the media was like uh i don't think that was a basketball play but it is what it is one of these days she's gonna be
like fuck these bitches i'm selling out your arena every night fuck you so this this was a clip from
uh like during the ncaa tournament where ajal i forgot i don't know how to say her name. Wilson from South Carolina basically
saying how they respect Paige
and basically hinting at
why they don't respect Kayla Clark.
And this is like the only time it's really I think
ever been said. This was like, I don't know if it was a hot
mic or if they were mic'd up.
You know what this is a little bit?
This reminds me of Drake a little bit.
And I wonder if like
it's like, I don't think
there's a reason to, but is there a reason
why everybody hates Caitlin Clark?
Or is it just jealousy?
That's what we were kind of, you know...
I think jealousy's a fair emotion.
You should be jealous.
But you also have to keep it in check.
You have to be an adult about it.
Right, right, right.
Again, if it's like, I don't like the way you play, and don't like you know and i'm gonna like take it to you and maybe even
rough you up that's fine but when it's just like i don't like that you got that nike contract i
don't like that you get all the attention i don't like that this that it's like i don't know man
you're just a fucking hater you're just a fucking hater and again that is okay but you have to you have to be that you can't be like you know it is silly to pretend like oh we're just playing like you
you don't like here when i'm like on my back you talk shit afterwards you know yeah no that is very
fair it is i think i think they should act that way but don't when asked about it don't be like
oh i think that's why no we don't like that person.
Angel Reese skipped the media.
That's why she got fined.
She didn't answer any questions.
And I think because it's going to get silly.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, hey, you were cheering while she was flailing on the ground.
What's the reason why?
Oh, we're competitors, man.
No.
That, like, the pretending that's normal is like when everyone pretended that what she did,
what Angel Reese did to Caitlyn Clark.
Was like murder.
No, they pretended it was what Caitlyn Clark, what Angel Reese did to Caitlyn Clark was
the same thing.
And it was like, no, it was a bet.
Caitlyn did it in the game.
Right.
You followed her out.
It's not a big deal either way, but it's fucking, let's not pretend it's the same thing either.
There is a difference.
Yes, for sure.
For sure. a big deal either way but it's fucking let's not pretend it's the same thing either there is a difference yes for sure for sure uh but either either way it is funny to see the internet like
heated arguments race fighting and shit over the wnba i can't i cannot tell you imagine we get
through 12 years of like trump and it's the WNBA that sets us over.
Civil war is happening.
Civil unrest.
I thought this was coming, but I did not
think you were going to be the harbinger.
Harbinger? Harbinger of it.
The textbooks will one day read
I thought you were going to be a white woman from Iowa.
Iowa? Yeah.
Well,
we're on the verge of it.
It's, again, I guess for the Drake comparison, not one person speaking up is kind of crazy.
It's like, one of you bitches have to be like, yo, she's a hard worker.
She's put in the hours.
She is as deserving as anybody else.
Your teammates have to do that.
That's part of being on your fucking team.
But, like, somebody you played with or somebody you played against or something.
Not one person being like, yo, this is kind of bullshit.
You guys are just, like, trying to tear down a, you know, a deserving girl.
So, I don't know.
Maybe behind the scenes she is, like, it doesn't seem that way.
Well, there's a little idea i just thought of
uh draymond green seems like he doesn't have much left right
protected step for a decade i hire him on the indiana i now identify as a woman
draymond green and i'm signing up for the wNBA. I mean, Caleb Clark and Steph do have a lot of crossover,
in the sense for, obviously, the three-point shooting.
But they're both cocky as fuck.
And light-skinned.
Basically white.
Yeah, and white passing.
One literally white, one literally.
And, like, well, I was going to say, he's like a nepo baby.
Yeah.
But Draymond Green has been his protector.
Yeah, like, one of these bitches on
the nba on the indiana fever need to be like all right that's my job for now yeah and i would ride
that wave i'd be you'll be just you'll be famous for just being 100 it's like i averaged two and
two a game but now i'm gonna fucking throw these bitches around and i'm gonna be a fucking you
know people gonna love me for that i don't know how good charles oakley actually was at basketball
but i know we beat the shit out of people yeah you did that was a whole team of
enforcers the next one nobody could score but they could enforce uh yeah so we'll see uh i don't think
this is gonna stop either because chenny clark for example or chenny kennedy yeah carter carter
uh no one knew who she was right now and now there's people that there's
hater there's probably gained hundreds of thousands of fans it's like drake it's like
if you diss me yes uh you are now famous yes you beat me in the battle but like i'm handing you
your number ones like her last tweet just had like 16 million views like now she's famous and
so like that yeah there's gonna be some bitches like i'm throwing a hip check tomorrow too
that that sucks That part sucks.
And that's where, you know,
these crazy people are making the Jackie Robinson comparison.
And it's like, it's such a far leap.
But it is like she's going through a transition into a league
that is probably pretty, you know,
a lot of people have gone through some experience, some level of it.
And I think very few have gone through a higher level of it
where it's like i just wouldn't even know how to like if i imagine being that like that young
and just being like i don't know what to do i don't know like how how to play i don't know
what to say afterwards i don't know who who's my friend who's my enemy like i would be freaking the fuck out. And so far she's handled it pretty gracefully.
But I do want to remind people that a few months ago, back in, let's say, March, people were talking about how many points would Kaitlyn Clark score in the NBA?
What would Kaitlyn Clark do against NBA competition?
And so far she's being
ragtag by uh the wmba so i don't think that the nba would have treated her kindly uh
but yeah it's it is funny that like lebron and barkley it's the only people who have had her
back are the guys yeah there's no girls who have come out to her defense yet like you gotta get
fucking uh rebecca lobo or l or Lisa Leslie or one of these girls.
You got to be like, leave this bitch alone.
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It's not going to be Jackie.
Jackie's not impressed with basketball players.
Jackie, what was her take the other day?
She was like, it just, oh, you were in on it.
Oh, I completely agree with it.
Yeah.
I think it's one of your best takes.
Thank you.
Well, I guess actually you guys should be impressed with the WNBA then.
Yes.
Because what you're not impressed about with the NBA is that you're just too big.
No, I'm sorry, you speak first no no i mean like say what you because you you back me up on this yeah i i think it's when you're watching the game when you're watching 99 of sports you're
rooting for the rare to happen yeah in basketball it's the score all the time it's the
expectation right yeah right right right the
expectation yeah yeah it's the it's the expectation
expectation this is okay i know what you're saying
the uh it's it's i was watching a game i was watching celtics it must have been
game four whatever five and jason tatum was the line and it was
important it was towards the end of the fourth quarter.
And I was like, he's supposed to hit these.
The surprise is if he misses.
So it's kind of a weird thing to root for.
And that's every shot, every basket, every possession.
Well, first of all, let me say, that's also this new era of basketball.
These guys have just gotten so fucking good.
Right.
Because back in the day, you would watch a game you know a playoff games like 82 79 like and and there was a lot of like turnovers and a
lot of missed shots that's part of the thing that like new age fans with like lebron lovers and
michael jordan haters they always dig up these these uh clips where like it's sloppy dudes like
don't have handles and they're just dribbling the ball throwing it out of bounds yeah uh so there used to be more of like uh every possession is important because you know you're
not going to score 130 fucking points but um but i think i mean i i also think like you're
underestimating the guys trying to stop them too like the fact that they can do that with the
athletes on the other side who are
playing defense is is it doesn't like seem it but it's fucking crazy but it's impressive but they
don't they don't do it that all they don't stop them that often yeah because because then it's
just like and first of all so it's like the whole game only the last five minutes matters it's just
like point point like basket basket basket back and
forth whatever and then it's just kind of like i get it you guys can score baskets cool like
you should be able to and all it is is like muscle memory like if i were to sit on a court
every single day practice practice practice practice and getting paid to do that especially
like yeah no shit i'm gonna be able to hit whatever shot I can do. So then it's like, okay, we've established you guys can score baskets.
What else can you do?
Not really much.
Yeah, I guess that they can like –
I fucking hate you guys.
It's like every other sport, if you score four times, you win basically.
Yeah, but it's just a different type of sport.
Yeah, but the type is you're expected to score.
Yeah, but it's also like when you say – and I agree with you from like a very broad point of view.
You can tune in for the last two minutes and like that's just a fact.
But it's like you have to make sure it's close in the last two minutes.
Like you have to battle for 46 minutes and then at crunch time, we'll find out who has – who still has close in the last two minutes. Like, you have to battle for 46 minutes,
and then at crunch time, we'll find out who has,
who still has gas in the tank,
who can do it when, you know, the pressure's on.
And if you're, like, I don't expect you to sit there
and watch everything in the first, second, third quarter.
But if you are really,
when you're watching, like, a playoff game,
every possession, like, if they turn the ball over,
it does feel like, fuck.
Like, now we're down four instead of down two, or, you know, whatever it is. But I feel like if you want it to be, like, if they turn the ball over, it does feel like, fuck. Like, now we're down four instead of down two or, you know, whatever it is.
But I feel like if you want it to be, like, a stamina, if it's about stamina, do track.
Like, if it's about, like, basketball, if it's about skill and complexity of the game.
I mean, it's like they probably have the endurance of, like, track runners with a skill that you also have to do.
And also, it depends on, like, fucking genetic freaks.
Like, not in a bad way,
just like in a good way.
Like, they all have to be
like seven foot tall.
What was the stats, Steve?
Minimum.
One in ten.
One in ten seven footers
make it to the NBA.
Like, how about just
lower the fucking baskets?
Lower them?
Well, it's like,
we should have to depend
on these like seven foot,
eight foot people.
Oh, you want to open it up
to like the rest of the...
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, it's like, why? I why i mean well then what would the seven footers do
then they would really dominate jackie well yeah i know but like it's you just want to be able to
play basketball jack no no it's just crazy that we have to like depend on on like genetic have
you seen the new guy have you seen women women yama no but like you want to talk about a genetic
freak jackie this guy is not even human.
He's a freaking alien, dude.
How tall is he?
He's seven, what, seven five or some shit?
Look at that wingspan.
Seven four.
Oh my God.
Yeah, bottom right there, that one.
Oh my God.
He is a literal freak.
You would think that these are photoshopped.
And he does shit like he
like he he throws his arms out there fucking like they're fucking like that guy from street
fighter i'll see him he like he'll throw his arms out and just like grab the ball like when it was
like 12 feet away it's insane there's that one dribble and he can shoot and he can run it's like
crazy the clip of b i think i had the tweet with something along the lines of
if you're wondering why victor Wimbanyama should have been
defensive player of the year,
and it's just some team going on a fast break three on one.
Yep.
And it's Wimbanyama, and he just stops it.
All of them.
There's a highlight reel of guys who are driving right to the lane,
what ordinarily would be an easy layup,
or at least you're putting that up for a shot,
and they just dribble around back to the three-point line.
I'm not even fucking trying.
It's like it's three guys coming and one guy is coming down and Wemba Jama like steps up.
That guy stops.
He passes it.
Wemba Jama is one step.
He's over on that guy.
He throws it to the corner for a guy for a three.
Wemba Jama is on him and he doesn't shoot.
It's crazy.
Dude, like no one takes a shot.
It's not even that. No they no one tries they can't even and then when they do there's
there's a couple compilations where he like swats them and they get it back and he swats it again
and then another guy gets it and he just grabs it out of the air it's like king kong swatting that
uh helicopter when he's on the fucking empire state building it's unreal man and he's like
you know i think oh god he's a freaking freak
ant-man's getting all the love because he's like cool and cocky and shit but this league is gonna
be victor's he's just he's too much well that's the thing though it's like it's like okay so
they're tall so like because you're tall then you go into basketball and then you become a good
basketball player but it shouldn't be like that should be like you you tall, then you go into basketball, and then you become a good basketball player. But it shouldn't be like that. It should be like you practice your sport,
you fucking love it, you eat, breathe it,
and you become really good,
and then you become in the professionals.
It shouldn't be just because you're tall,
then you practice it.
Well, you still, I mean, listen.
No, I'm still saying the truth.
There's still a bunch of tall guys.
It's actually...
I also have no idea what I'm talking about.
But also, to your point,
and Bede started playing when he was 13, 15, something like that? Something later in life, yeah. But also, like, to your point, Embiid started playing when he was 13, 15,
something like that?
Something later in life, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's the smallest league.
Like, how many guys are on a hockey team?
20.
Yeah, yeah.
So, like, I mean, the amount of – there's only, like, you know,
a few hundred guys in the whole league.
There's 30 teams and there's probably uh like 15 and like
seven six or seven five or six that don't even see the court you know so um in a weird way it's like
they're actually the you don't think it's crazy that these guys are as big as they are and as
athletic as they are no i mean because if you see regular people this size they can't even tie their
own fucking shoes yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
These guys can, like, fly through the air.
I will say, like, obviously, like, it's impressive.
Like, I'm obviously...
I'm not fucking...
No, no.
Take your heels in, Jackie.
I don't want to hear that.
But, like, I don't know.
There's not that many, like, crazy tall people.
I'm sure that...
Whatever.
I don't know.
I just, like...
I got a friend who's 6'5", which is not huge in the NBA,
but for regular people, basketball, you're the biggest guy on the court.
And he played soccer.
He grew like six inches his senior year of high school.
So by the time he went out out into the world everyone was like
you're huge and he's like i'm new i'm newly huge i was like you know six foot and i grew like five
or six inches like last year so everyone was like oh you must play basketball and he's he's like he's
okay at it you know but he's like you know everyone expected me to play college or this or that and
he's like i played soccer because i was like 5 10 up until a minute ago, man. He got injured once and they took his x-rays
and the doctor was like,
your growth plates are wide open, bro.
Like, you're going to grow.
And he was like, what?
And then late in life becoming like 6'5".
It's crazy.
Pretty sweet.
My roommate did the same thing happen.
He was like so small.
With who?
My roommate.
Like didn't really make any of the teams in high school
and then in college became 6'5".
In college you grew?
In college you grew.
And now all he wants to do is play basketball against me.
And it's like, now you can be me,
but when it fucking matters.
That sucks.
He's so annoying.
Not only basketball, but everything he's good at.
He's one of the best athletes I've ever met,
but it all happened in college.
So now it's useless.
It's so funny dennis robin grew uh like 12 inches yeah and like he was late like he was uh he was cleaning the bathrooms at an airport
he was like a janitor mopping up the toilets and yeah 19 years old he grew like a foot or
something insane like that and was like okay okay, I'm going to go play professional basketball now.
I just had a dream that I was dating Dennis Rodman.
I don't really know what to make of it.
He wasn't in the dream, but I was going around and telling people like –
The worm?
Like that's my boyfriend.
I'm dating Dennis Rodman.
I woke up just being like, why?
Wait, why do you think that was?
I don't know.
I can't figure it out.
I don't even really know who he is.
I was going to say, do you even know?
I think just his name.
His name's cool.
That's kind of a deep cut, though.
I wouldn't expect Jackie to know Dennis Rodman.
I guess we can talk about it here.
Was it because of that?
How do you think?
What?
Because he's been on the show before.
Thank God I don't take that.
And he's crazy.
Yeah, I was going to say, get the wedding dress picture.
That's the one.
There's like a song that all my friends and I like called Dennis Rodman that like, that's
probably, yeah, that's.
He was the wedding dress?
He married himself.
One of the best moves ever.
Married himself.
He's cheating on me?
He's so funny.
Well played. one of the best moves ever married himself and was so gothic well played he's the one
who came on KC Radio
and told us
about horse fucking
yeah yeah yeah
if you want to watch
a fucking horse
I'll tell you
like you know
I'll have that by 2pm
I was gonna say
I think he was like
yeah I've watched
a horse fuck a person
who's like
nah I've never been
to Mexico
he's like
I got one for you in Portland he's like, yeah, I'd watch a horse fuck a person. He's like, no, I've never been to Mexico. He's like, I got one for you in Portland.
He's like, the whole Pacific Northwest, everyone's fucking animals.
All right, Dennis.
It's true.
That region does.
They're the ones who fuck horses.
He was not wrong.
Didn't he also break his dick five times?
Yeah, three times.
Three times, which is two too many times.
One time you're allowed an accident, and then you should never put your dick in jeopardy again.
Two times is like you are super unlucky.
Three times is you are reckless with your penis.
I believe the third time he had a girl run across the room and jump on her.
That's the third time.
Yeah.
Third time I'm docking that thing like it's Apollo 13.
The way he described it, he said, like you hear oh he said he heard a pop and then there was just
blood like shooting out i was like i don't get i don't get like squeezy but the thought of that
i was like ah imagine like that cartilage pop oh oh speaking of dicks. Oh, speaking of dicks, I have two dick stories.
One, I was doing my popsicles the other night.
Doing my popsicles.
I was doing my popsicles.
A situation where the popsicle slid off the stick.
And it went right down my throat.
Yeah.
You gave that good head?
Bro.
You gave that good top bro you gave that good time
i gave head and i can for sure confirm i do not enjoy that
it was awful i've always thought uh god bless them because that is bro i felt like my throat
like yeah get expanded like this fuck it's danger it's honestly it's honestly dangerous
what they do is dangerous and i had to just sit there in my bed and keep going it's gonna melt
it's gonna melt so it's just stuck in there stuck i was trying to get it up or down i was trying to
get down i got down pretty quick it wasn't it wasn't a huge danger it does like because yeah
it had already melted a bit but it was you know know. Bro, how are you eating your popsicles? What do you mean?
I mean, what are you doing?
Suck them.
Like, are you just sitting there like, oh, it fell down my throat.
I think you're doing it wrong.
I sucked the tip.
Right.
And so, but because it had loosened up, I let it melt a little bit first.
And then because it loosened up off the stick, it's like.
So you were like sucking the tip. Yeah. So you really do suck it. I up off the stick it's like so you were like yeah sucking the tip
yeah so you really do suck doing tricks on it yeah you did tricks on it little buddy and the
whole thing came off like a good job like let's say it's that big like that much yeah and i would
just loved you were all alone yeah just sitting God. It was kind of the opposite where I was trying to calm down.
I knew it was going to melt, but I knew it was stuck, too.
So I was just kind of sitting there thinking, let it melt.
And also, the problem is it's delicious.
I'm also trying to savor the flavor.
Your esophagus is just like, this is so good.
I'm like, I only have one more left.
How many are you putting down in a sitting?
On a sitting?
I mean, per night, about six to eight.
I didn't think it was going to be that much.
I didn't think it was going to be six to eight.
I thought he was going to say three to four.
I really did.
And that's on me.
And that's on me.
I should have known better.
That's stupid.
That's my fault.
They come in packs of 12.
I was going to say, you must be putting down boxes.
I buy about a box a night.
Are they like sugar-free type shit? Yeah. That's actually a good thing. It's my fault. They come in packs of 12. I buy a lot of them. I was going to say, you must be putting down boxes. I buy about a box a night. Are they like sugar-free type sugar?
Yeah.
That's actually a good thing.
It's zero sugar.
Your belly is just filled with ice water at the end and no sugar.
I go to bed full of ice water and sugar.
But it's not sugar.
Sugar-free.
That, but I'm also eating sugar.
So you're doing six to eight popsicles.
Run me through.
We're about due for a John Henry meal.
Your prefix menu, what is it?
Okay, so at night, it's probably six to eight popsicles.
Is it like you try to start with one?
It's like beers where it's like once you have one.
I go two at a time.
Okay.
And I'll probably do about three trips.
And these are individual sticks.
But sometimes I'll get doubles that are two.
So I'm counting those as two in my...
But I'll only eat two or three of those.
But it's just like a cylindrical...
Yeah, standard popsicle.
Probably about four or five
Unreal Peanut Butter Cups.
Those come in packs of two?
No, I get the big bags.
Okay.
Probably Peanut Butter and Jell-O.
Full size, though.
Yeah, I guess they're full size. They're individually wrapped, Okay. Probably peanut butter and jello. Full size, though. No. Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess they're full size.
Yeah.
They're individually wrapped.
Right.
But I guess they're probably pretty close to full size.
I'll do a bowl of yogurt.
I'll do that with granola, raspberries, strawberries, all that good stuff.
Just mix that in there.
Yeah.
Probably some dark chocolate and then probably uh some sour some sour candies man i feel like your tongue
like your taste bud should be like burning off so much it's i mean it is a for real addiction
brain shift yeah it is i have one and it's just like well i'm gonna have now we're gonna go
it is it's a true blue I have an addiction to sugar.
A true blue.
Yeah.
I mean, I definitely think I do as well.
But I think yours is more.
It's because I don't eat much sugar during the day.
So I'll go basically the whole day without eating it.
My meals are really not like I eat pretty good meals.
Yeah.
Grilled chicken.
Maybe sometimes just breaded.
But it's like chicken and a side from corn, whatever.
Meals are not my problem.
It's after that, I am like, I cannot finish this day without eating something.
I can't fall asleep.
Right now, I'm not having a pint of ice cream tonight.
I'm not doing it.
I don't need it.
I'm fine.
I'm good.
And the sun goes down.
Bro, maybe it's the sun.
Maybe it's like Superman in the yellow sun.
Like when I lose the yellow sun, I need Caramel Cone to keep me alive.
And I just door dash that shit.
I'm probably spending so much because I'm like, nope, I'm not even going to buy it.
And then I'm going to order it for triple the price.
Triple the price.
The other day, Shay said to me, Shay said something like, why are you eat? Like, why do you eat so much ice cream?
I was like, shut up.
It's none of your business.
It's daddy's medicine.
That's how we keep the fucking lights on.
If you kids weren't such rascals, I wouldn't need a pint of ice cream every night to fall asleep.
That is the thing.
If I could just go to sleep, i need to get on like ambien or
something oh no that's actually the worst because then you eat sleep eat right people say you sleep
yeah and you sleep tweet about jews there's another one uh what's her name that's a deep
gut oh i thought you're gonna say smitty no i don't know if he was on ambien uh um
not rosie o'donnell rosanne rosanne yeah yeah she said i don't even know if it was about jews
but she said she sent tweets because she's on ambient it's probably plausible
um i was i was watching this show not over the weekend but maybe towards the end last week
called a man in full i'm a huge jeff daniels fan
love jeff daniels and this is new netflix show and it's it's awful it's really it's really really bad
and it is it has me it's honestly it's so bad that i'm gonna spoil it so i guess skip it
this is if you want to watch it never even heard of this yeah i think it's fairly new but it's it's the ending almost makes it must watch the ending is one of the more
ridiculous endings i've ever seen in my life so it is this the premise of it is jeff jeff uh daniels
is high-powered real estate guy or something like that some very powerful guy in atlanta and it's
kind of about he's feuding with the banks who are in line with these people but he's getting the
mayor on his side all the like kind of house of cards type stuff yeah and so that's it's only six
episodes each about 40 minutes and and there's this one guy who works for the bank who hates
him hates him i don't they don't really explain it well why he hates him.
Or maybe I wasn't paying attention in the first episode.
But it never really becomes clear why he has so much disdain for this man.
Okay.
And so he's trying to fuck him in business by taking the bank's calling in all their loans.
Which is like $800 million of loans.
He's like, I don't fucking have that.
So he's also trying to get with his ex-wife.
So he can get stock options or something like that.
And the end of the show, Jeff Daniels finds out that this guy had started this LLC called the Big Red Dog, where he's going to marry his ex-wife, get her shares of this building, all this kind of shit.
And he hears that he's been dating his wife ex-wife so he drives to his house
where his ex-wife lives and like kicks in the bedroom door and this guy's full-on porn fucking
his ex-wife like she's got this is by the way this is their first time ever having sex like
they're not there it's it's a it's a very odd position to be like your first time having sex
like she's got a leg up on the bed she's like bent over and he walks in and he's like telling his wife he's like get out of here she's like i'm
gonna call up he's like good and get out of here first though and so he leaves and the room it's
just this man who has grabbed a towel and jeff daniels nearly kind of like it's a wide shot and
it's just two of them just just superman and batman kind of deal right and he're like kind of like it's a wide shot and it's just two of them just Superman and Batman
kind of deal
right
and he's like
I'm gonna kick this shit
out of you
and the guy just
whips his towel off
and he's like
then let's go
and
stands there with his dick out
full hard dick
no
full hard dick
yeah
I don't know if it's
a real dick or not
but like
it's rare that you see
a hard
like
there's a lot of penis
in TV these days.
Yeah.
You don't usually see full erect.
Fully erect penis.
I hope it was real.
That would be awesome.
Jeff Daniels looks at him and goes, I guess they call you the big red dog for a reason.
And then they start fighting, right?
And Jeff Daniels pins him up against the wall and he's choking him.
And then Jeff Daniels hand cramps and he has a heart attack
something that hasn't been addressed
in the whole show
no underlying medical issue
sounds like a Tubi movie
yeah
and his hand cramps
around the guy's throat
and he kills him
and Jeff Daniels
has a heart attack
and dies
and they both just lay there dead
that's the end
and that's the end
series for now
and the camera pans up
and Jeff Daniels
is doing some voiceover
but that's
I was like
that's the craziest
thing I've ever seen.
They don't show the dick on the mat.
That would be great. Just flopped up on his belly.
Pointing at his belly button.
You ever seen a dead dick?
But yeah, that was what I watched.
I can't
get the image of the guy.
He's got his nose.
And then he's like square up. He's got his nose. And then they're like, square up.
It's like, dude, you got boner right now.
How you still got a boner ready to fight?
It's so funny how gay we are.
Just how gay this podcast is.
I think we were having a conversation.
I don't know who it was recently,
but we were just talking about how black guys do not like any sort of gay humor.
And that is just so much, such a big part of our bag that it's just
there's there's definitely a a barrier there i don't know when i i just learned that with black
people yeah they do not fuck with that they do not think it's funny it it's and it's like i think
it's funny guys i gotta like dicks are so funny i'm like i'm like you guys are missing out yeah
it's really funny yeah you guys get the n
word we get dick there you go yeah there it is those are both our fucking fastballs down the
middle right right right you can say something then say the n word and it's funny i'll go and
then i sucked his dick gets a laugh every time every time like no when like i'm sure if if if they were to if if a bunch
of black guys were to watch like the who's got smaller clip yeah yeah like they would be baffled
it would be like they were watching like aliens you know what is this shit it's so funny like
they're like we absolutely like when we do atTI, I avoid entire chunks of this show.
Dude, we did it with Donnell Rawlings the other day.
Yeah.
And it was, like, I don't even – it wasn't that bad.
He said something like, you know, if you were in a room with a guy and he was like, nah, you're gay.
That's that white boy shit just like Kevin Hart hart kept doing at the at the uh brady rose
very funny um there was something else i was gonna say oh i have a put on i'm obsessed with
a new band oh yeah you've been talking about them dude the strike i i bought tickets to their show
they have a show at like 300 person venue oh so you could be like, you know, I looked at their Spotify.
They have less monthly listeners than us.
Yikes guys.
I don't know if this band's any good,
John.
It was like,
I, I'd never seen a monthly listeners on a Spotify on a music page.
That was again,
the hundred is like 200,000.
Are you,
uh,
are you,
are you expecting them to,
to pop?
You think like,
I don't know
I just like them
Maybe this is going to be their moment
Maybe they're going to be like
And then John talked about us on KC Radio
Them and Knox
And the rest was history
Of my two bands
I don't know if Knox is technically a band
Are they like punk?
Yeah, kind of
Well, the strike I describe as
It sounds like One Direction and the E Street Band
Wow
I don't know if
Awesome I don't know if...
Awesome.
I don't know how that...
I'm surprised that exists.
Dude, it's...
Listen to...
I think Overtime.
It's...
Unbelievable.
Overtime.
How do you find them?
They were just on like a suggested for you.
God, I have not...
I guess maybe because my kids
and I'm always listening to Taylor Swift and stuff.
No, Knox, it's K-N-O-X.
But this song is by Strike.
I have not gotten a recommended for you or something like that in so long that I like.
Spotify used to hit me with new songs every fucking day almost.
I don't know who this is, but I like this song.
Where are they from?
Utah.
Maybe we should have the strike on the show.
I love that.
What kind of music do you listen to?
I thought I knew that.
I was like, for some reason, that triggered it.
You've been to 11 shows this tour?
Come here, come here.
Yeah.
15-year-old, 22-year-old Steve just said he went to 11.
11.
11.
Are you, like, traveling the country, or are they all, like, in your body?
I've been to Minnesota, Milwaukee, Syracuse, where else?
New York, Boston.
He actually walked in my hotel room the first show I went to.
In your room?
In your hotel room?
Yeah.
So we were staying at the same hotel, and, like, we see security outside.
It was after the show.
Security is, like, in the lobby. So my brother and I hang around.
And then, like, he comes in.
We take a picture.
He's super nice.
So then he goes upstairs.
We're not going to go in the same elevator as him.
So we just hang outside for, like, five minutes.
Then, like, we go upstairs.
And it must have been, I'm assuming he thought they had, like, the whole floor.
It was like a suite.
Yeah.
So he walks.
My brother's looking outside because there's a security guard.
So he's looking at, he has, like, briefs.
And he's looking out the hotel door.
Then the connector opens up, and he just walks in. The connector door.
Shut up.
It opens up.
Whoa, this is not my room.
He's like, shit, man.
So my brother's in his briefs, and we're just talking to Bruce about the show for a couple minutes.
Then he goes into his room, and that's it.
That's a great story.
Bruce Springsteen is doing shows where he has into his room and that's a great story bruce springsteen is doing shows
where he has a connector room and then the whole night we're like well we can't wake bruce up now
so we're just like tiptoeing around the room dude there are times i'm worried about what what my
my neighbor who i don't know at all is hearing right and now bruce is next to us that's insane
i know and we said we totally did not play it right at
all we had like a 5 a.m flight the next morning we should have been like hey can we hitch on the
jet or something yeah yeah we should offer him a drink or something he just where where was this
one it was in minnesota that was in minnesota and you like you went there for it like that
yeah yeah yeah that is that imagine you're just a regular person who didn't go to the
bruce springsteen concert that night and you're just a regular person who didn't go to the Bruce Springsteen concert that night and you're like,
is that Bruce Springsteen who just walked out of the room?
That's a great, great point.
Babe!
I'm pretty sure Bruce Springsteen's in the room.
He's so lucky it was you two.
We're just like, alright, cool.
We said this could have been really bad for him
if it was somebody that wasn't that chill about it.
He was walking in the room.
Well, yeah, I'm sure anybody would have been cool with it,
but they would have been fucking floored.
Is that Bruce Springsteen?
Casey Affleck's listening to this like,
if only I'd been so lucky.
That was my first show.
Was he still in his gear from the show?
He was in his post-show rock or everyday garb.
That was my first show that night.
Then I was a fan for life after that.
How old were you then?
It was last year.
This is recent.
This was last March.
You've done 11 shows?
I've done 11 shows this tour.
Then I've got two more in Philly.
I didn't realize you said this tour.
I thought you said...
No, this is just this tour.
Whoa.
Because I was 14 this last tour.
Right. I didn't know I was going to be it but then oh that's actually a great point you
probably like there's a chance if you if you fall in love with that type of music and act like that
you might never get to see them tour yeah yeah if they get old enough or whatever so my brother
was saving up for it so now we just kind of like whenever he's around we just go and even when he's
not exactly around we're still gonna go yo that is that's cool i mean i'm assuming this is
like your dad and no family just like my brother my dad's friend took my brother to a show for his
graduation then like he was hooked then he got me onto it i hear springsteen shows are completely
well that was the thing he did this like last tour he had peptic ulcer disease so like the set
lists were like completely stale so it was kind of tough we were going we had like eight shows
and they were all the same set list first bruce lake ever i put them this leg of the
tour it's been like new new songs i saw him i don't remember when but like he was you know
running across the stage sliding on his knees like tearing up the guitar and he had to what
is he how old is he 75 i was gonna say he's like almost 83 hours and no stops like no crap and his
voice is like he's always kind of got that like grumpy voice, but it sounds like that.
You know, like, bro, I, you know, if I like have a long day where I like play with my kids a lot, I'm like, I'm so fucking tired.
I need a pound of ice cream.
How they do that shit, like, and just go tour to tour, city to city, 75.
It's crazy. I mean, I will not be alive and he's touring when i when i had a house on the jersey shore for the summer
one night i went to a jersey it was called the jersey shore cover band and they did obviously
a lot of bruce a bunch of other artists who i'm not really sure i'm sure jersey shore people know
them but i noticed that they didn't know bon jovi. And the next day, I was getting lunch with Jay Dennehy.
And I was like, why doesn't Jersey take Bon Jovi?
And he said it kind of a cool way.
He said, if you go to 10 Bruce shows, you're seeing 10 Bruce shows.
Because it's like a jam session where he he's
playing a different set list as you said every night it's a different show whereas bon jovi's
very he he said bruce is a rock star bon jovi is a production star where like everything is the same
exact set right same timing same this is not just like fucking up there rocking out right i was like
oh that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Bon Jovi's got himself a catalog for sure.
Yeah.
But yeah, I don't think he's the same guy as I will never forget when Hurricane Sandy
happened and they did a like a telethon music fundraiser thing.
And Bon Jovi sung that song who said you can't go home
everybody's houses were wiped out
and he just got up there and sung that
I remember being the only one going like
pick a different song
these people literally can't go home
it's gone
wow alright so
have you ever talked to Minahan?
no Minahan is like
he would literally truly suck it if that happened he wouldahan is like, he would literally, truly suck it.
Like, if that happened, he would have sucked his dick.
He would have dropped to his knees and blew him on the spot.
I was going to say, it's like the premise of a fan fiction.
I know.
Yeah.
And then Bruce walks in.
Yeah.
The connecting door.
Wow.
I was just picturing your girls doing her nightly skincare routine.
Babe, can you come out real quick?
Did you give Bruce a seatey to our room key?
She's like, yeah, no, we're actually all
going to Fox. So that means he was in like a regular
room next to you? Yeah, it was a regular room.
I think that the band was like
for somehow, it was like the whole band on that floor
than just us. We just got lucky, I guess.
I don't know. Because we had seen other people from
the band like walking around the hotel and stuff and on
our floor. But yeah, it's pretty
crazy. So wait, just to clarify this, when you didn't grow up listening, you just the band like walking around the hotel and stuff and on our floor but yeah it's pretty crazy so
wait just to clarify this when you you didn't grow up listening you just started listening
and then my first show he walks into my hotel room that's crazy that's nuts i know minahan's
gonna be so mad he was when uh brianna posted a picture meeting him oh yeah yeah so mad yeah
he was so mad about that so this is even Imagine that, Kirk, if he walked into your room.
Yeah.
Wild.
That's crazy, though, to become a latent life.
You know what I mean?
It's one thing if you grow up with it, but to find Bruce now and be like 11 shows.
Yeah.
Cool.
Hitting it hard.
What's your favorite song?
I feel like this is like Dangerous Territory where real Bruce fans are like, no, that's
not real.
No, I think this is a deep cut.
I like Outlaw Pete. it came out in 2012.
Yeah, that's definitely a deep cut.
No, it's good.
All right, good stuff, man.
We should do voicemails?
Yeah.
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the crowd. A thousand bucks. KFC fights gang. I have an interesting story. I just got home from
watching UFC fight tonight.
And, you know, I was out with my friends.
We were drinking, having a good time.
Got dropped off at my house.
And my girlfriend has, she gets shit delivered to our house all the time.
All the time.
There's packages in front of our front door.
All the time.
So I show up.
Uber drops me off.
And I walk up. And there's like five six packages like a ton
of different sizes of boxes packages whatever it may be and next thing you know I just under my
breath I'm like god man next time it's gonna be a bomb or some shit because of how many fucking
packages are here it's just something i was just thinking
of i don't know why i don't know they just said it out loud under my breath just like
fucking get bombed at some point i locked my door threw everything inside and right behind me
my next door neighbors were about to walk in their door too and they heard me say that
and they were like hey everything okay over there?
What are you talking about bombs for?
And I was like, no, no, no.
My girlfriend, she gets sent shit here all the time.
That's it.
So my question is, what have you guys ever said under your breath
or inadvertently in anything that has been misconstrued to the point of
maybe you're on a no-fly list.
Could be me.
I don't know.
That's a specific.
I don't know if I've ever had that.
I've never had something like that.
I can't imagine the stress.
He doesn't seem stressed.
But I mean the stress of a neighbor.
Because he's kind of tiptoeing around what he said i
don't really understand what he said i'm gonna bomb he said next time there's gonna be a bomb
in one of these packages which i don't know why he said that oh yeah okay if i was the neighbor
i'd go into my room and think what am i supposed to do here i i'm gonna see something say something
generation but i'm an old snitch either.
I was going to say, I'm not a see something, say something.
I'm a see something and just get the fuck away from it.
But you're talking about bombs.
I'm not that person, but I was raised in that world when that was
always said.
So I'd be sitting in the other room like,
is that guy going to bomb a fucking...
Meanwhile, he's leaving a voice
like, sup guys
my neighbor thinks I'm gonna blow everything off
my girlfriend buys a lot of stuff
but my neighbors think I'm a terrorist
what they think is happening in that room
is so different
he's gotta build that bomb quick
before we call the police
you guys ever try to bomb something
and you don't even really think about it?
You know, when you get home from UFC with the boys.
You got some uranium from Iran.
I was going to say, yeah.
Dude, did you see, speaking of the UFC, did you see that guy get beat up in the crowd?
No.
Dude, this guy, he has the higher ground.
And I think at this point, I think we've proven that.
I don't think the higher ground is an advantage when you're in a stadium.
And I always see
guys on the higher ground
getting their asses kicked.
I think I usually see him win,
but if I was stuck
in a lower ground situation,
I'd just grab him and throw him.
Well, so,
go to the second.
Do you have the tweet up?
Or go to the very end of this.
You'll see the punch thrown.
Oh, I guess not the very end.
Sorry.
He rolls this guy
and this guy's just going punch me fucking punch me boom and then the the uh i don't know if it's
gonna have it on this video because it was in all here he just rolls he just fucking just fucking
tumbleweeds him down the steps. It's a great move.
Cocks him and just, boom, see you later.
Just flips.
And this guy, he beat up, like, everybody.
He beat up the whole section.
Bro, getting in a fight at a UFC event is dangerous territory.
Well, so here's the thing, though.
Yeah, yeah.
It's kind of like Russian roulette in a way. Like, you might be the bullet, though.
You know what I mean?
It's like, if you're going to fight someone at UFC,
it's like,
we're both,
we both might be fucked.
Yeah.
You know,
you know,
and shit,
you know,
but it's like,
yeah,
someone who's trained,
do not fight.
Do not.
That'd be nuts.
If I went into a UFC fight and just got drunk and was like calling people out,
that's suicide.
Oh,
I almost fought when we went.
Yeah.
No,
I mean,
I just saw Emmanuel Acho.
You hate that guy.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Was he a deflate gate guy or something?
I don't even remember.
I just don't like him.
It's very rare that John just has some pure hate in his heart.
No reason.
There's something about him that irks me.
I don't know exactly what it is.
Sorry, Emmanuel.
I saw him at the Brady Rose, too.
Didn't talk to him there, either.
He was probably like, fuck, man.
This weird Caitlin Clark fan standing in the corner staring at me.
I feel like I remember him from UFC.
Yeah, no.
Something about him just bothers me.
It's a weird one.
It's a weird one to have.
I think he always puts out bland takes.
I remember you saying that.
It's always just like a middleman type shit.
I mean, everyone is now.
There's no one putting out.
I haven't seen the takes from today.
I'm waiting for them.
For?
For Caitlin Clark.
I'm sure first take and undefeated are going to be wild.
I'm sure Skip Bayless will talk about jackie robinson
like in earnest i'm sure they are going to start up for this if this keeps bubbling they are going
to start to fly i'm telling you the civil war is coming next up hey crew first time a long time
sitting here at work thought i'd share a little story with you guys and pose you guys a question
so a few months back i went to the bar with my boss drink some beer shoot some pool my boss
wound up trying to score a little bit of that white girl from this group of mexicans that were
shooting pool at a different table hell yeah a little tense they started treating us weird
acting like we were narcs cops asking for id and stuff sketching me out wound up going back to this
guy's truck he said he had something he wanted to sell. And the whole crew went with us, like six, seven different guys.
Being all weird.
Acting all, I don't know, just tense, suspicious.
And I noticed one of the guys, he was zipping up his jacket.
And I saw that he had a pistol in his waistband.
So that was it.
That skimmed me out.
I went to my pickup. I told my boss, that's getting me out i went to my pickup i told
my boss hey we should dip went to my pickup you know black murdered out 10 windows f-150 whatever
my window rolled down just a little bit i racked around in my ar and i guess a couple of the couple
of guys heard they knew what that sound meant so they went over the truck and my boss was sitting
in with that guy who was selling them some of that dust.
They started beating on the windows.
Ended up, like, dragging them out of the pickup
and, like, tossing them to the ground.
They all piled in that truck, and they hauled ass
out of that bar parking lot.
I know guns, right?
It's Panhandle, Texas.
We've all got them in our pickups.
They should have known better.
I think that got us out of a sticky situation.
So, I don't know.
But my question to you guys is...
Have you ever pulled an AR at with your boss?
...tense, weird, sticky situation with any of your bosses
or, you know, authority figures in your personal life.
Bro, that's about it.
Thanks, guys. It's a great story. I cannot live a your personal life. Bro, that's about it. Thanks, guys.
It's a great story.
I cannot live a more opposite life.
Like, one time at a happy hour,
I had too many glasses of wine,
and I was a little loose-lipped with my boss around me.
You're pulling out your AR-15.
So wait, he... What if i pulled a gun on you
yeah so he pulled out his gun and who got pulled out i i lost the boss was in a different car okay
and he they heard him cock his gun so they fucked the boss up as i understood it yeah
but he's like yeah i saved your life though yeah worse was gonna happen
um i would love it if you pulled the gun if you were just like frank
anyway i got a blast get the helmet jack no sir not this time um the uh
dude like dude i love that they hear they like they hear that sound They know what it means
Once the guns got involved
I got a little turned off
But up until then
I was like dude
Invite me to the next night out
Yo he's like
Selling with my boss
There's a gang of Mexicans
Selling that white girl
You know that about that dust
This guy's great
I want to be at a bar
Where you know You get a couple drinks in you and you kind of start giving that look around.
You're like, should we go?
And you're like, yeah, we'll just ask the Mexicans at the pool table.
I was going to say that.
I mean, I guess in Texas everything is different in places.
But the last guys I would go for would be the Mexican guys in the corner.
Yeah. But probably down there. Here it's like, I go look for you. would the last guys i would go for it would be the the mexican guys in the corner yeah but probably
down there yeah here it's like i go look for you it's so funny you say that kind of shit because
i i just i don't have that that's such a common experience for you you're just like all right
okay and i just never did it so just like i don't know what's going on they're going to the bathroom a lot did the um him telling that
story reminded me of a story the one from when i was i told this recently for some reason i'm not
on the show but uh when i was in el salvador and we had a party on a volcano that we went
and going to the party they had all been warning me about the gadillas in the woods
and we're at the party i'm kind of freaking out because it's this family bought a volcano
and just put a cabin on top of it and bought a volcano yeah because you can buy volcano san
salvador there's tons of them it's called la valla de las amacas which is the valley of the
volcanoes there's tons of them i'd love to buy a volcano. They're not $10, but it was a very wealthy family that bought a volcano.
They built a lodge up top with no electricity or anything like that,
and it was just where their 16-year-old kids went and partied.
Active volcanoes?
Nah.
I mean, I don't know.
To this one, I don't know.
But, I mean, there was no rumbling and grumbling all the way up there.
And so there's the whole party.
They're telling me.
They kept calling me and my buddy an alcoholic because we were so young at drinking.
Like, we didn't know ice was a normal thing.
And I don't know.
I don't like cold drinks.
So I was just making drinks without warm.
And they're like, you guys must be alcoholics.
But when you're 16, you just tell anyone who can drink they're an alcoholic you're probably right but um but the if you're
drinking like warm whiskey when you're a kid probably on a path it was there was no ice out
so i didn't want to go into that if you're just sitting there 16 years old sipping your shit neat. But the, so we're leaving the party,
and my friend's in the front seat, I'm in the back seat,
and then her friend is driving.
She's from San Salvador.
And we're driving down, and he's like,
all right, let's get into the dangerous part.
I'm going to floor it.
Get through it?
Yeah, let's just get through it.
And I'm like, okay.
So I'm sitting in the back seat, and he's like, oh shit and he slams on the brakes he pops out of the car and starts
fighting he's good he grabs his nine millimeter whatever the fuck i don't know some kind of
handgun and he just starts firing it and i'm in the back seat like i really wasn't to be honest
if i remember correctly like i wasn't like freaking out but i was just like well this sucks
and i was like down in the back seat and I was just like, Whoa, this sucks.
And I was down in the backseat.
And I'm just like, Well, I'm going to die.
This is it.
I'm going to get shot by Garias in El Salvador.
Not a bad way to go.
Yeah.
Kind of cool.
I was probably 16, 17.
I was like, I had a good run.
And the whole night had been a long con.
All the Garias they'd been warning me about didn't exist. He was just firing guns into the woods just to fuck with you just to fuck with me that's awesome yeah i was like
that's the greatest prank ever pulled bro were you the only one not in on it i was the only
there's another my other buddy right who wasn't in the car with us but um wow so he eventually
stopped shooting he's like we're just fucking around yeah
and he's like wow he's like john are you okay and i was like i'm okay he's like good there's no one
out there the whole night the whole party i've been like looking into the woods yeah are the
guys coming for us oh man that's so good that's like my only experience with a gun ever so yeah
that's the only one i have to relate to that that's funny i got robbed by that kid in the bronx but he was probably like 14 that's the
worst part is he was definitely like a kid hey dude you don't even need the fucking gun i'll
give you whatever i have seriously oh i'll never forget it was seven dollars but i was like i'm
getting roughed up by like a 15 year old but he's a 50 year old with a gun in my head i was like he's not gonna shoot me
i was like he's not gonna shoot me in the head at the very like he's gonna blow my head off but
i was like he might so here's some bucks getting roughed up by the the kids of the brocks uh
i don't have any well i mean boss stuff like
i've dave's been mad at me for...
Yeah, yeah.
We've had, you know...
Dave is more of the looming threat than anything actually happening.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually, when I do things wrong, he's pretty usually not mad.
Yeah.
There was that one, but...
What's yours?
The kickball.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's whatever.
When I saw Olsen the other day, I was like, you literally saved my job.
What he told him was like, relax.
He's like, dude, fucking.
I remember they pulled up on it when I finally got there.
You literally saved my job as well.
Because I was like, I'm just going home.
I know.
If you went home, you probably would have been fired.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, you can't leave.
You're like, just come take your licks.
And I'm like, all right, fine.
I'll fucking do it.
And then they pulled up on the golf cart.
And Dave was like, I don't think Dave even said said anything he's just like mad and olsen was like
dude shut up you got a little fucking drunk with the stanley cop yeah and then yeah it never came
up again but i've thought about it for a decade it's mentally tortured mental anguish for 10 years there was there was that period of time where we partied and dave didn't yeah dave was a little
bit older but also i don't think really ever drank like we did uh now i think where everyone's kind
of on the same level of not drinking so it's not really an issue but it was like because if you if
you don't do that you're like how you know how could you miss that where i was like, because if you don't do that, you're like, how could you miss that?
Where I was like, I don't know.
He got his chance to party with the fucking Blackhawks in the company.
So he missed work the next day.
Like, that fucking happens.
Yeah, listen, it's not great.
It was a big event.
But that happens where I think Dave was like, that never happens.
I was telling the story to Olsen about me blacking out the night before.
And I was like I remember
my last memory which I
remember having it and going
that's your last memory
and I told it
because we were on air and he's like a fox
guy I did a little twist with it
where I was like yeah I remember
I was eating
Froot Loops in an alley and I just thought
eating Froot Loops because I was bringing something to my face remember i was eating fruit loops in an alley and i just thought eating fruit loops because
i was bringing something to my face
but i remember and i was like i don't remember anything after this
and then i was up for seven more hours
good times great oldies all All right, last one.
What's going on, guys?
Driving home from work, listening to the RU Garbage podcast,
and put on one of the old episodes with a little sass on it.
And they're just rifling questions at them.
And one of the questions are, do you rock boxers or briefs and i know
the difference in them but i don't i don't know i wear the tight ones because you know i
kevin's been talking about you know he gets in the car and he gets hard.
And I feel like if I were to wear the loose underwear, I got a loose package bouncing around all day, rubbing on my thighs.
I would be at least half-masked 90% of the day.
And I cannot do that.
And that's a decision I had to make as a young lad.
And I, it's hard out here in the summertime,
but you got to do what you got to do to protect yourself in this game of life.
And yeah, the question is boxers or briefs
peace i mean this guy might be in the front front runner for money just for putting his face on that
one that that is such a timeless question that is usually just posed as hey boxers or briefs
that took such a detour talking about his thighs and shit my lord well i it also sounds like he doesn't
understand the difference between briefs and boxers i boxer briefs agree with everything he
said where i so i'm a briefs guy but i call them boxers still so i'm like i can't find my boxers
yeah but i'm not like i'm like where are my boxers totally okay yeah yeah i'm but i would never be
like where my box briefs yeah but you don't ever wear briefs, Breeze.
No.
No, no, no.
Sometimes a job.
You know what?
Maybe I'll switch over to briefs.
That?
I know.
It would be so uncomfortable.
But I think just to be like, yeah, I wear briefs.
I'm a briefs guy.
I'm going fully old.
I'm getting on Facebook and I'm wearing briefs.
Just to be like, yeah, man, I'm aging.
I'm 40.
I'm a man.
I'm 40.
I'm aging appropriately.
I wear briefs now.
Yeah.
That's the natural progression.
You wear them as like a little kid and then you wear them as an adult.
Yeah.
Then you go back to typeys too.
There you go.
You know, it's boxers are the floppy ones.
Boxer briefs are the tight but shorts version.
And then briefs are like the underwear version i i don't
know excuse me um if it's because they're satin or velvet maybe but i have one pair of boxers
velvet you don't have velvet boxers what's velvet's like the like velour no no no so
they're like satin is like sheets are made out of it too? Yes, yes. Okay, yeah. I did that once.
With boxers? I had one pair.
Once when I was like my first girlfriend, I got satin boxers to be like, you know, you
get like lingerie and I get satin boxers.
I was like, this is so gay.
I was young enough, like old enough to be like, I put them on and I was like, I think
this is for women or something.
What is going on here? But they're, hang on. I was like, I think this is for women. What is going on?
But they're...
Hang on.
No, they're amazing.
I didn't like them.
Oh, I have one pair.
They're like a navy blue with red stripes.
They're Vineyard Vines.
And I never wear them.
They're like my last, you know, everything else in the wash kind of deal.
But I'll say this.
Again, I don't know if it's because of the freedom in a boxer or if it's because of the satin and these are loose yes yeah yeah i'm at
threat level orange at all times because you're getting a little like a little swoosh swish i'm
not hard but i could be in half a second if you want me to be like i'm i'm ready to go i was
gonna say that maybe they're ready to go boxers maybe going to say, maybe they're the ready-to-go boxers.
Maybe we should look into that.
If you're having trouble getting ready, you put those on.
It's a little swish-swash.
Sometimes I'll just wear them if I'm just hanging out in my apartment.
I feel like I remember them being sticky, sweaty kind of.
Yeah, they're definitely in for cooler temperature. Yeah, yeah.
And if I get delivery, I bet this food might not smell too good otherwise
I'm answering the store
bricked up
oh my god
have you ever had a
stoolie
door dash or uber or anything
I got a pizza on the cape
this weekend where I kind of had a knowing
look but nothing that I kind of had a knowing look, but nothing.
That is kind of crazy, no?
Or maybe not.
Maybe it's just like the world is that big and Barcelona is not as big as you think, you asshole.
But I'm like, I just feel like by now I would have – and never.
Well, there's a bit of an issue.
Not white people?
Not white people.
Mystery solved. Yeah, yeah. an issue not white people not white people mystery soft yeah yeah if we uh did sagura's spanish podcast perhaps maybe maybe then there i i mean you can lower it from us have you ever
had a stoolie have you ever had a white person i don't know that i have i've had old white men
have you yeah and you know what when we we had ones in like arizona if you go around oh yeah yeah i'm thinking just new york yeah if had ones in Arizona. If you go around tomorrow,
if you go where there's only white people,
if you're in New York,
you're not going to get many of those.
That's a fact.
So wait, what was the question?
Boxers and briefs.
Briefs, unless my one pair of boxers that I'm half-hearted.
I have not worn a flop.
When I was wearing boxers,
I remember there was a time where
I think me and Gaz were the last two guys on Earth.
Gaz, as far as I know, is still, like, as of four years ago.
And I respect the fuck out of him.
You know, he always says the same thing.
He goes, boxer briefs are whack.
It's just whack, bro.
And I don't remember why or when or what happened.
I probably.
I thought those were linen pants.
Yeah, you like?
Yeah.
I made.
I'm still not sold You look fantastic
I know but I don't know about Birkenstocks
No you look great
I needed like a summer
Because I don't like to wear flip flops
And I needed a summer shoe
But to me Birkenstocks represent
Like when I was growing up
Birkenstocks were like the cake eaters
You know like the preppies
I was going to, Birkenstocks were like the cake eaters, you know, like the preppies. I was going to say, in school they were whatever.
Right, right.
And it was always just – it was like literally like if you wear Birkenstocks, I don't like you.
And so I have that like image of like douchebags wearing them.
But I was like, I'm an old white man.
I need something for the summer.
Got the Birks.
Yeah, I don't know why I made the switch to boxer briefs though i
think maybe i was like i think probably started to like i probably like was mid-20s and like
started to fuck around and stuff and i was like this is you can't have boxing yeah i was gonna
make funny and it's funny because gaz fucks more than anybody and every time he's just walking
around in his floppy boxers looks it looks like god God looks like Victor Wimbenyama when he's naked.
Such a freak.
But yeah, I feel like you gotta,
have you encountered boxers at all?
I feel like the younger generation
is probably not even considering it.
No, I don't think so.
What would you do if you saw a pair of boxers?
I don't think I would think as much.
Would it be like a deal breaker?
No, you don't care.
I don't, like, again, I don't think before would think as i mean would it be like a deal breaker or not you don't care i don't like again i don't think before this podcast i really like thought about the difference
like boxers and briefs like if you were hooking up he took his pants off and he just had like big
like floppy boxers you wouldn't it wouldn't bother you well i never understand that it's
like pants under your pants yeah i mean that's it's crazy. You have to like tuck them in,
and then you can just see them like bunched up.
It's nuts.
I don't even know why I ever considered it even slightly.
Yeah, but now that I know like the logistics of like...
Balls and stuff?
Yeah, like because you guys have talked extensively about it.
Now I feel like...
I feel like that could be Jackie's answer
for most things guys stress about.
It's just, I had never really thought about it.
Yeah.
And I wish I didn't ever have to.
Wait, you wish you didn't ever have to what?
I just like, I don't need to know that much about.
Oh, yeah, totally.
But, you know, didn't know what? I just like, I don't need to know that much about. Oh, yeah, totally. But, you know, it's I think it's interesting.
I feel like I would like to.
I feel like if you're a girl who wants to know how guys think we're a good podcast for that.
Yeah, I would think so.
It's very neurotic.
Yeah.
We're fucking insane.
But, you know, but there's some value there.
All right.
That's it.
Wrap it up.
I'll see you guys on Thursday. សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបាូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you.