KFC Radio - Camille Kostek, Sam Darnold Traded, and the Wingman Plus One

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

Subscribe, rate, share, and leave a review! -Bringing a wingman as a plus 1 to a wedding -Therapists taking vacation -Would would your Barstool Sports +1 to a wedding be? -Top 5 Waters -Sam Darnold is traded from the Jets -John's Notebook -Where'd the nuns go? -Dog dreams -What's that commercial trying to pull? -Voicemails (01:39:52) Camille Kostek returns to the show! We discuss the idea of her and Gronk having a reality show, hanging out with Gisele (but not getting her number yet), and becoming the host of Wipeout! Does Gronk get jealous of John Cena? Was Tom Brady drunk at the Tampa Bay parade? All that and much more. Let us know what you think on twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool @CamilleKostek Subscribe to our youtube: barstool.link/KFCRADIO Subscribe to our clips channel: youtube.com/c/kfcradioclipsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Drink it like a dog, I'm not like lapping it up. And that Penny's taste is one of a kind finally did you see that viral the viral tiktok guy talking about his divorce no how much let me see if i can find it real quick yeah i'm not like saying let's do it uh because obviously i probably hit a little close to home i'm just saying it was ridiculous it was like i feel like really bad for the guy i i i know the couple i know that tiktok couple broke up people were fucking sad man hang on is it this guy do you see this yeah uh wait maybe not maybe not so it's a one minute video so how much did my divorce cost me well this is a fantastic question there's direct and

there's indirect costs direct costs i lost 106 000 out of my 401k retirement plan i spent 20 years contributing to i also lost half the equity in the home, stocks, bonds, mutual funds, cash, and savings that I also spent 20 years contributing to. I also lost half of all the non-liquid assets like furniture, household goods, electronics, cars. Keep in mind, I paid for all of these. And this is in addition to financially supporting her and her slash our daughter for 17 years, which is many hundreds of thousands of dollars. I'm now broke, live in a two bedroom apartment and have a negative net worth for the first time since I was, I don't know, 25. Indirect costs, my job, my sobriety, my self worth, my masculinity,

my hope for the future, my ability to trust women again, my belief in God, my pride, my motivation, my physical physical health i don't know let's just say everything oh he really he really goes in at the end there bro we we we we crossed depressing like 15 seconds in goodness that was the longest minute i've ever ever heard in my goddamn life holy shit i mean i was thinking like listen i get it man i understand a lot of these things then it's like all right settle down fella my faith in god masculinity my sobriety my friends is I mean take it easy bro Jesus Christ the best part is he has like toy trucks behind him this whole time like I think

masculinity went out the window a little while ago I think I know why we're here I think I know I think I know why we arrived at this spot I say fuck it leave it in. Let's roll. Let's go. It's podcast time.

I'm remote. I'm back from my apartment, Feidelberg, back in the office. We'll do top fives today. We got voicemails, and we got an interview with Camille Kostik. I wasn't there for the first half. I fucked up the timing. John just went ahead and told Camille that I got in a car accident. So if you ever want to know who your real friends are,

they're the guys who would do that. I don't know. He's dead. He fell off a cliff. He's dead. She was like, wait, seriously? And I was like, I hope so, because I would make this funny. I was like, I don't know, but I hope so.

And you know what? So did I. Had I known that was the case, I wouldn't have even joined halfway through. I would have just played up the car crash angle because fuck it. That's a better story. So that interview coming up in the back half, we'll do voicemails and top fives, like I said. But first, Barstool Nate, the dog, made some waves when he put up a blog on the site saying that and I haven't read this yet, but I understand that his

his philosophy is that plus ones to weddings should be extended to everybody and then they should be able to bring whoever they want. Yes. Yeah. A plus one should not be. Everybody gets a plus one and any and it can be anybody you want. I don't know if it's everyone gets a plus one. it should not be everybody gets a plus one and any and it can be anybody you

want i don't know if it's everyone gets a plus one i'm gonna i'm gonna crack this blog open right now there's two different there's two different layers to that is if do you get a plus one and then if you do who can you bring i think it's that if you put a plus one down it should not be you should not be beholden to take a significant other. Right. You know, if you don't, you know, not everyone can afford to dish out plus ones, but if you're dishing out plus ones, it shouldn't have to be someone I'm going to fuck that night or, or probably realistically,

probably not fuck. So I'm going to get too drunk and we're going to get in a fight. I never understood. I've never fucked anybody at a wedding. I've never, I've never had it be like a, like a sex party, like a thing where you hook up. It always been like let's just get wasted and

have a good time i i've been to very few weddings i've never had a plus one um but even but even beyond the plus one like like which bridesmaid you can hook up with bro or you know it's just just never none of the weddings i ever went to were like that yeah no me neither i've never been to a a fucking european sex party that doubled as vows being exchanged i always thought it was weird where it's like your grandma's right over there do you know how many old people are here that turns me off that's like old people and love in the air two of my bigger turnoffs i'm not fucking with that stuff going on i got we got like you know grandma crying while she gives a speech we got weird old

guys dancing all over the place. No, this is not the right scene. Children loving old people. Not horny. No, thank you. Not horny when those three things get in the mix. Not turning me on. No, sir.

Not here. Well, I can. Plus, again, the number one issue is open bars. If there's an open bar, I'm just not getting a hard dick that night. That's a fact. That's just what's happening. That's a fact. There's a time and a place. Honestly, there's an open bar, I'm just not getting a hard dick that night. That's a fact. That's just what's happening. That's a fact. There's a time and a place.

Honestly, I don't have to get an open bar. If there's a bar there, I'm not getting a hard dick that night. Fuck it. If there's a jar of alcohol, if there's a fucking Gatorade bucket of alcohol filled with juice and plastic bottled vodka, I'm not getting a hard dick that night. I'm not getting a hard dick not getting hard that night there is a time and a place for a hard dick and it is nowhere where there's alcohol yeah yeah if there are barley seeds there i'm not getting a hard dick that night who could leave some fucking

grapes out in the sun for a little bit i'm not getting a dick hard that is that takes over my fucking my moves for the night i'm like oh the night I could have sex for five minutes or I could dance to shout six hours having a blast I'll take six hours over five minutes every fucking time the people who don't do that

I think are first of all not alcoholics second of all insane you're nuts I'm going to drink responsibly I'm going to have a good time are first of all not alcoholics second of all insane like you're nuts if you be trusted you like oh i'm gonna i'm gonna drink responsibly fuck that i'm gonna have a good time listen i i have lived in my lifetime with with both groups of guys the guys who just want to have a good time and the guys who are just consumed with having sex with people but fun guys i'll take a hundred

times out of a hundred it's the worst when it's like yo you want another round you want a shot you want to do this? And they're like, nah, nah, man. Like I gotta go talk to that girl. All right,

fine. Dick. Fuck you. You honestly want to tell me that's going to be a better conversation. You want to fucking invest three hours of your night for that. And then like, again, okay,

well I'll give you 10 minutes. Sure. You'll give you 10 minutes. So you're putting in three hours and 10 minutes while I'm putting in fucking six to 12 hours of just killing life.'m putting just i got jokes i got one liners i got references i've got it all dude hanging out with me is a hundred times better than hanging out with some strange chick you're going home with a girl i'm going home with a story guess who had a better night me fact although when the story starts to get really repetitive it's just like

well the story kind of sucks too. Like, yeah, you know, we were drinking and then, uh, and I got some pizza. Well, that's why you got to fucking do, do even crazier shit. Fucking buy some drugs off the bartender. See what happens. Okay. We're really encouraging alcoholism and drug use today, huh?

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I was like, well, wait a second. He was like, I'll see you on the 11th. I was like the 11th. It's like the 23rd right now, dude going on.

I was like, you got to do that with me. Mine is going on vacation this week too in fact which is an odd coincidence um what the hell is that about i don't think if i don't take a fucking break from the podcast you don't get to take a break from the fucking therapy she was like do you want to do want to meet earlier and i was like because she's going on vacation tomorrow and uh so she's like we can meet tuesday i was well I talked to you Friday I mean let's not get crazy let's not get nuts here

we're not that exclusive she's like are you sure I'm like I think I'll be alright we'll survive I'll survive a week without you famous last words famous last words we met on Friday I don't need you yeah you jumped off a bridge on Monday

the uh fuck what was I gonna say we met on Friday. I don't need you. Yeah, he jumped off a bridge on Monday. The, uh, fuck, what was I gonna say? I had something else that happened with that. I forget. Fuck. Sorry. But listen, the plus one thing, if you, if you, um, if you argue that everybody deserves a plus one, you've never,

you've never even considered what it might like to be getting married because when i when you have to hand out like i don't know 80 fucking invitations to people you don't even know on her side and on on and on your side for her and old people and co-workers and shit it's like oh my god i'm paying for all of these fucking people i don't want and now i gotta let them bring someone i don't know fuck but but if you're putting a plus one already that's that's the difference right right right so that's what i'm saying so there's there's there's two levels to it one i don't think everyone should get a plus one although it becomes a dicey game

where it's like you know when everybody gets a plus one and then there's like the one guy or girl who's always like a bachelor or bachelorette and she doesn't get a plus one it's like well now they're kind of being an asshole you know what i mean it's like oh she's not gonna bring anybody we don't you know you don't even need to give her one oh fuck uh but then all right then the idea is if you do get a plus one you can bring anybody which i'm still if I'm throwing this party like you're gonna bring what like like Nate Dogg's gonna show up with fucking Glennie Balls uh he and I've got to pay for his plate he had Trent would be his number one pick well this is tough because Trent would be a delightful wedding guest but to most people they'd be like I don't want to pay another fucking hundred here's what I don't get though

because you've taught you've said this uh just now and you talked about how expensive weddings are like what do you mean you're paying for people like you're just up front because everyone pays you back right be it in a gift or cash well you hope you hope i mean i don't i think sometimes you know if you're a fucking colossal asshole like i am and i and you have a really goddamn expensive wedding a lot of people don't get you fully back most people do most people come close but the idea of like i'm gonna you know hey man you want to come to my party think about it just like regular terms of a party i mean i guess it i guess in some ways a regular party helps the cause in other ways maybe not

if i was like if i was just having a house party whatever and you were like yo can i just bring my friends like i don't have to come alone i think yeah sure but if i'm like buying a spot for you to come to some event and you were like yo can can you like hey can you get a ticket to like the game for my friend as well it'd be like no i don't fucking want to do that yeah but i'd pay for his ticket and I'd pay for my plus one's plate. Yeah, I guess I guess that's what it needs to come down to is like you. There just should be universal rule and law that you always cover your own costs. And I guess thereby you're plus one of the wedding.

But, you know, I guess it gets dicey where it's like if you don't have enough money or you don't know what the cost is or you usually pay less, whatever, you know. I mean, I've learned that these things are regional. I love I love Trent. God bless him. But these Midwest people would show up to my wedding and be like, here's a fucking blender. And I'd be like, great, dude. You cost me 250 bucks tonight. I don't need this fucking blender.

So, you know, I mean, yeah, i don't have enough experience in weddings i i do to me this is a no-brainer like if i'm if i'm a plus one and by the way i wouldn't take a friend but i should have the option would you yeah i i think though the mere fact that you know you wouldn't bring a friend means you know that it's kind of inherently stupid yeah that's true i would take someone i would take a girl just so it's i don't know because i'm that's the other traditionalist yes if you want to bring a girl that you're not dating and maybe i'm not even gonna be like yo bro you better fuck that girl if you're bringing my wedding but it's like i don't know there's just a little bit of uh yeah traditional uh to it if you know balls and

nate show up and they're just growing out at the wedding. Although, again, I don't know. Like I said, these are the these are the people who have like great time. This is when your wedding becomes a great time. That's when Nana's going. Who was that guy who was yelling five balls?

He was a great time. Who was that guy singing piano man at the end of the night? Maybe that's the person you do want invited to your wedding. Who would who at Barstool would you take if you were forced to take a wingman great question i mean my answer for all these things are my two favorite people and that's it's usually trent or robbie um you know what i could see being a good time? I could see Clem being fun at a wedding club. Yeah. Clem would be a good, a good, wholesome,

fun time at a wedding. Um, who would you not bring? Well, there is a fucking fire starter. There's the better question. Um, okay.

I, the first one, and I love this man, uh, Roan, because he was, Roan was my first one that popped in my head as a wingman and I was like oh no fuck that

like everyone just love him and just ignore me I was gonna say that's he's way too much of a superstar right like that's gonna be like you know if you're looking to get any attention that night it's out the window right Roan get all the attention all the girls like who's that he'd fucking probably grab a mic and start freestyle and at the

end of the night at the bar after the party yeah i did i was fucking that's i didn't come here for a competition i came here right fucking have a good time um uh god that's the top of that that one came to mind just because it was so quickly like oh first pick who i should take ron and then the other voice in my head what are what are you, an idiot? Ironically here, Nate. Nate you want to take? Hell no. Hell no. I hate Nate.

You know that. I don't want him to sit with me all night. He'd end up just gossiping about Barstool all night with me. I'd be like, bro, just trying to dance to shout. I don't care about your page views. He'd gossip about Barstool, or he would just like motherfuck the entire wedding. He'd be like booing the

speeches and shit. Wrap it up. Which again, maybe is the reason I should bring him. Maybe these are weddings that we need more of at weddings. Who knows? That's good though. Your best and worst barstool spores plus ones to a wedding.

What an event. I think PFT would be a great one to bring because, one, people don't recognize him without his glasses. It's crazy. It's Clark Kent type shit. Yeah. People just like if he doesn't have his glasses on,

he doesn't get recognized. If he puts his hair up or some shit and glasses off, it's like, this is my friend. Yeah. I've never had a bad time drinking with pft so he'd be up there cons i think would be a good wedding guest i think because he would do all the shit you don't want to do like like cons cons would be like a ho you'd be a good one because you'd be actually i don't know if you would i think you do it professionally i don't know if you do it personally like like cons would be a host at the dinner table yeah yeah i could just be i could be second mike and that's you know what

it is you know what it is about cons did this with him the other day i got a beer with him it's just every goddamn time he pulls a koozie out of his pocket i just want to shoot him with a gun i want to take out the same way he pulls it out and he slides his beard i'm just gonna pull out a gun and then shoot him in his fucking face one day it's ridiculous it is dude can you think about like all right fucking spectacles testicles wallet watch you know right i have i have a 10 in the notebook i have 10 notebook wallet phone so i just hit everybody's mask you know full wallet keys mask and then he's always like hang on i gotta get my koozie too because he started carrying a goddamn purse with all the stuff we need now.

Like fucking encourage him. And you know, the army too. Do not, you know, he'll be walking around being like, it's called a Dolce Gabon, a man, man bag, not a purse. Now he, he would be good. Cons would be good in a wedding crashers type situation with like the, the bougie people, you know, if, if like Vince Vaughn needed,

if Owen Wilson needed to bring along someone else instead of Vince Vaughn, you bring captain cons with his boat shoes and his fucking sweaters and shit like that. He'd fit right in. Yeah. Well, he did keep out of the wedding for violating white boy summer. We,

we ran down the official checklist of Chet Hanks is rules for white boy summer on Friday Night Pints, and we realized that he was just describing Captain Conn's. In its entirety, he is completely not allowed to indulge in White Boy Summer, which is pretty funny considering he's the absolute biggest white boy in the fucking world. Yeah, he should be the poster child of it. Never mind. Excuse me. He should be the poster child of it, and in actuality when excuse me he should be the poster child of it and in actuality he's kicked out of the group well well uh i'm sure some people are thinking about you know their who they bring to their uh who they bring to the wedding from barstool so they could get laid or

hook up or whatever the the best like the best weddings are the ones that you actually dance at you drink at you party at and you wake up in the morning with a absolute crippling hangover and you reach for the nearest bottle of water so today we're doing top five best waters now it can be uh i'm assuming it could be brand can it also be um i mean situational in a way are we doing just brands here? Just brands, I think. I mean, it depends on what you mean by situational. Okay. Well, I'll explain in a second.

And it's brought to you today, rather fittingly, by Miller Lite. Now, I love my Miller Lites, and sometimes you indulge, and you have several of them and you need some water in the morning. But what's great about Miller Lite is that drinkability. It's not too heavy. It's not too much. You're not reaching for water. When everyone's mixing a water, get out of here. I got my Miller Lites. They're the best taste, less filling. That's all I need to enjoy myself and have a good time when I'm putting back my beers. I went out, like I said, with cons the other day and he babbled on and on about, about the, the, you know, the army and West Point.

I looked at his koozies, just ridiculous. But I just said, keep the Miller lights coming. We enjoyed ourselves. And it makes any situation more enjoyable, more fun. If you're drinking at your wedding, make sure you have it stocked with Miller light, the bar, the keg, whatever it may be. Make sure that there's Miller Lite at your biggest party. Make sure that the night you're always going to remember forever, you have Miller Lite by your side because it's the best beer in the game right now. It's brewed in Milwaukee,

Wisconsin at the Miller Brewing Company. So you know it's the real deal. And it's only 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. So you're not going to put on those pounds when you're out there drinking. So make sure you celebrate responsibly and head over to MillerLite.com slash KFC to find the delivery options near you. Get sent right to your door. So if you're still on any sort of lockdown, if you don't want to go to the bar, if you don't want to go to the grocery store whatever you can get miller light sent right to your door uh by going to millerlight.com slash kfc to find the delivery options near you it's miller time baby top five waters what i was gonna say i'm gonna run your show in this just so you know you are yeah because i fucking hate water hate water. I mean, as a water sommelier, I could fucking crush.

You're going to pick something stupid top three. I already know it. You're going to pick something top three that's going to make me laugh in your face. Well, let me start. I'll give you first pick. Boom, yours. Body armor water. Okay.

Delicious. Very good water. It's perfect. Okay. Delicious. Very good water. It's perfect. It's clean. It's clear. No taste to it. No extra. No minerals.

No weirdness. It's just crisp, clear water that we always drink here at Barstool Sports. And I'll say this about the body armor. Not a lot of waters have this. It's got kind of the gatorade mouth i was gonna say the what the wide bottle wide mouth yeah you can you can actually get a water right now you can dump these down your gullet real fucking fast like i mean i i one touch body armors regularly because of how easy out first of all how delicious it is second of all how easy it

is to just fucking slam them which leads me to my number one which i don't know why it leads me to it because it doesn't have a wide mouth but my number one's a smart water i love you smart water it's it's it shows the importance of a name it's first of all it's a delicious water but the importance of a name i just i just feel smarter drinking smart water you are such a goddamn idiot yeah and i'm so happy you said pour it down your gullet because that's what you are you're a fucking pelican you're a goddamn pelican basically everything i drink everything i consume of one touch i chug everything i don't have the time to sip and enjoy no i chug everything you're a busy

man stuff to do i'm like i i drink water like jfk fucked just just real fast is that true is that is that how jk fucked uh i i heard that jfk was famously a premature ejaculator and really he said see i think i think that's a busy man i don't think he was premature at all i think he was exactly the the right maturity and he was like i gotta go fucking fight the cubans i can't be putting in a good performance right now i don't know maryland jesus christ jfk i got a parade in dallas i need to be at in a second it's like yeah we're gonna put a top down it's gonna be great kidding me no it's like listen yeah i only lasted two minutes with you

but there was there was 15 other girls that day add it all up that's a great performance i had sex for half an hour that was the problem um all right so what i wanted to say and i don't care if you're going to try to veto this fuck you because this to this day it's still the greatest water i've ever drank is summertime from a goddamn hose okay that's no that's a fair that's a fair okay yeah so we can do that okay okay so so summer water some hose water it tastes like pennies it it's got i don't know what's in it i don't know what that what kind of sludge that that hose is kicking up but like when you're running around you're playing like running bases you get

you playing whatever you're playing wiffle ball whatever it is when you're still active when you're a kid jumping on a goddamn trampoline or some shit and you're dying of thirst and someone's just got that hose and ice cold ice cold you drink it like a dog i'm not like lapping it up and that penny's taste is is one of a kind hose water i've i've never had someone sell me on the deliciousness of a uh of a beverage by explaining how much it tastes like metal. I can't explain it. If you gave me a cup of that, I'd be like, this is disgusting. This tastes like a penny. When I'm drinking the hose water, I'm like, ah, pennies.

It's like, you got to have this new drink. It tastes just like currency. You know pennies? You guys know those. They're obsolete, right? They're just dirty little pieces of metal we pass around for no reason. Tastes like that. Okay, my number two.

Again, I think we're going with the importance of a name, but also it's a delicious water. Cool packaging. Voss. He's going to be mine. Yeah, Voss is a boss. Voss is, you know, $12 a bottle, and it's worth every penny because you you look and you feel like classy drinking it's it's i don't i don't know what it is about it because it is kind of a um uh inconveniently sized bottle it doesn't really fit in cup holders you can't really pop it in the pocket and then the um the bottle top gives you the illusion that it's going to

be wide mouth but it's not skinny skinny mouth yeah terrible maybe i don't like vos all i do know is that, you know, there's a reason I serve that like clubs and bottles and shit like that. It's like this is the classy water. And you're because great marketing. And whether or not, you know, you could even be like, man, fuck that. Like, it's just water. But you see someone drinking Voss. You just know. Because you can spend nine dollars a bottle on water.

Just is what it is. I will go. I'm living homelessly, but I exclude you from Voss. I'm water rich, baby. Water rich. Look at my Voss. I'll gladly take this value with my third pick, Poland Spring. Good pick.

No fucking kidding, John. No goddamn kidding. It's from a fucking delicious spring in maine you know when they say that what does that mean what do you mean when they say that it's from a spring up in you know wherever probably not right it's probably from like a factory in jersey city or something no you can't lie about that kind of stuff oh i'm sure you can no way i'm almost willing to bet you that like 90 of that water is not coming from a spring in maine i i think a hundred percent of it is what does that mean john i mean what do you mean what does it mean so like is there a factory up in maine yeah

there's a factory there of course so there's this one one brook that we're just bottling all our water from. Yeah. A nice babbling brook, of course. And it goes all over. No fucking shot. You live in goddamn Sacramento. You're drinking water that came from a brook in Maine. Yes. I don't understand why this is so unbelievable. Because that's just preposterous.

It's just not cost effective. To have one fucking place in a little brook in Maine and send it all over the world. I don't believe it. I mean, I guess you're raising a solid point there. That's where it started, okay? And also another thing. Isn't their thing Bottled at the Source? Yeah.

You can't have your fucking tagline Bottled at the Source and you're out scooping money, scooping water from the March in Jersey city. You see some little like fine print asterisk. Like some bottles are bottled from the source. I, I look, I, I choose to believe in something and all fall and spring comes from Maine. Okay.

All right. I'm down to believe. I also, you know, when you find like, I mean, I don't, I don't want,

what am I talking about? I don't find these things. I don't go on a hike and find these things. Like if you find like i mean i don't i don't want i what am i talking about i don't find these things i don't go on a hike and find these things like if you find like a really fresh water fucking i don't know again babbling babbling brook like isn't that shit dirty uh i would guess yeah well yeah it's got to be treated they're not fucking they're not out back kevin just sticking bottles into the water this is my point point. It's dirty there. It's dirty here. It's dirty everywhere.

So they just got to clean it. So they're bottling it all over the place and just sending it out. Nah, there's something special about that runoff in the mountain. I mean, I'd like to think that. I'd like to think that it's just delicious like snow melting right into a bottle. That's what it is. All right. All right.

Choose to believe. All right. My number three, Ess three essentia love a good looks a lot like body armor don't even know what that is if you saw it you would it does it's a black and red it's uh it does it strangely looks like body armor it's almost like they're trying to steal the body armor well then fuck them okay okay fine uh okay fine uh i'm changing my answer then uh aqua panna aqua banner yeah acqua pa i just i i'm looking at it for the first time in my whole god it's a nice glass bottle yeah this is something that they'll have on uh tablecloth restaurants you come in there they'll

pop a full bottle down for you uh oh i'm looking at essentia now too i've seen that yeah i've seen it i've seen it yeah okay we're boycotting essentially because of the uh their attempt to steal body armor's look uh but yeah we'll do aqua panda on there if you if you go to like a nice nice restaurant with tablecloths the kind of restaurant that comes up after the meal with like that fucking thing where they scrape all the crumbs off your table. I love those things. They'll hit you with a bottle of Aquapanna. I was eating dinner at a restaurant Friday night. I was at Union Square Cafe

and they're a tablecloth restaurant that comes up to you and scrapes the thing. Waitress just tells me, oh, you're the messy one. I was like, what the fuck? That was unnecessary comment. That was unnecessary. Scrub away the crumbs, lady. Yeah, like scoop the crumbs and walk.

And look, she was right. I mean, yeah, I made a mess. I dropped my fork at one point. The fork landed on the fucking tablecloth. Fucking got some red pasta sauce everywhere. Yeah, that was the messy one. You're right. We all knew.

We all heard it. We all saw it. We didn't need to be addressed by the waitress. You drop a saucy fork. it's like a blood spatter i mean that shit that shit goes everywhere they're like oh yep it was this guy he dropped a fork at a 45 degree angle over here he's the messy drunk one yeah you're like the little kid they bring if i if i was if i own a restaurant i saw you coming i would lay out newspapers on the ground john i know where this is going french fries are are going to end up everywhere. Being a messy eater or drinker is, like, the number one thing I picked up genetically from my father.

Really? It is impossible for either of us or my brother to eat a meal without getting it out of something we're wearing. It's insane. It's insane, Kevin. Like, 10 out of 10 times. Oh god are you kidding me he'll come like during the pandemic he would come home for lunch uh all the time yep motherfucker had to like change clothes like he'd like take off his work clothes to eat and then get redressed because he knew it was gonna get well that's why whoever made the work tie is crazy when you're trying to have a nice meal and you're wearing a suit it's crazy you you drop your your ties in your soup it's in

your salad it's it's hanging and dangling swanging around what is the point of this i i i do not know the idea of a tie i i do think it's kind of gone the way of the dodo i don't see too many ties anymore i think that was i think that was something that was already in play pre-pandemic and i think kind of the pandemic really showed at the door but i mean of course you guys are goldman who are they're gonna be wearing ties until they fucking die but i think most regular office jobs you know you're not tied up anymore but what about like a wedding now it's like if you got a formal thing to go to you're not gonna rock a tie oh fuck yeah i would yeah but that's because like for us like i wear sweatshirts every day store right you want to dress um i'm an excuser go get it yeah but so like i i i relish the opportunity for a dress up because guess what the fucking nicest thing i ever did for the fucking

male homo sapiens of the world is i went into a career where i don't wear a suit every day because i wear the fuck out of suits and your girl would be fucking my girl if I had to wear a suit every day. Well, look at this. This is their self-confidence. Maybe you wouldn't be thinking about fucking killing yourself if you wore suits more often. Maybe you wouldn't have me

having suicidal ideations if you put a fucking three-piece on. That's the thing I'm the most confident about, and it's the most factual thing I'll say. I rush suits. You do wear a good suit, and we'll give you that. All right, back to the draft.

I'm going to put on for New York, this pick is for my people, my Glennie Balls people out on Long Island. Deer Park. Deer Park water. You can't get another sip of water on Long Island except unless it's fucking Deer Park. I think it's like when they say, like, it must be something in the water here. I think it's in the Deer Park.

I think that they are, like, poisoning Deer Park water to make everyone turn into, like, a Long Island asshole. I didn't know Deer Park was New York. I've heard of Deer of deer park obviously but i didn't know it was new york oh yeah big time new york spot so anything around here where is it bottled huh jersey city i think it's called deer park new york yeah you you probably you probably just seen this fucking thing you're like nah that's poland spring that's why you think it's fucking bottled here well that is the thing deer park taught tastes a lot like poland spring i'm like this is poland spring long island that's what this is but deer park like long island represent fourth pick all right my number four is simple i'm i'm an easy selling man uh tap water sink ah i! I think that was really loud.

I am just... What are you talking about? You picked hose. I know, I know, I know. The I think that the sink is the most underrated water. I think it is it's just the most easily accessible. Like Brita's, Brita water, no fucking thank you. I don't want to have to worry about filling that

thing up all the time. I'll take some nice room temp water. That fucking is a little cloudy when it first gets in my glass. I got to wait for the sediment to settle, but it just saves me time. That's what I'm all about. It's just easier. I'm a man who's sold by ease. That's easy.

John, you have to trade me that pick. What do you want? Why? You have to trade me tap water. How do I have to trade me that pick what do you want why you have to trade me tap water how do i have to trade you tap water do you know how many times i have run around talking about the tap water of new york city oh god i say it all the time too i'm like i'm like it's i i think there's probably one study done in it done in 85 where it's like and that's just what we've held on to i say all the time like it's the world's best tap water everyone knows that's like that and that's just what we've held on to i say all the time like it's the world's best apple everyone knows that everyone knows that and that's why the big it makes the bagels it makes the pizza it's it's delicious you can drink it straight from the tap

god how about this i'm gonna one-up you i'm gonna get more specific tap water from the bathroom from the bathroom yes here's what i do when i get out of the shower i turn this this the sink on all the way cold and i just let it run for a while while i'm drying off so that it's fucking freezing cold when i'm brushing my teeth and then when i rinse everything out i just sit there and i just guzzle from the tap for a good like 25 seconds and I don't know. I got my handfuls going. I love a good bathroom tap suck session. That's where it's at.

Dude, there was a time, this is probably the start of quarantine as well, when I was still living in my old apartment in New York, where I went days without ever going to the kitchen because the bathroom was the first stop. The bathroom sink was much closer than the kitchen sink. And I was ordering food every meal. Right there. So I had no need to go to the kitchen.

I'd throw the trash out in the hallway when I was done. When I was done with the ordered food. And I would just fill my glass up at the bathroom sink. My last pick. I got one. I got to go on. The good water fountain at school. The good water fountain that has good pressure, freezing cold.

You call it the water fountain? What an asshole. You call it a bubbler? A bubbler. You got to realize you are a dumb cocksucker. You call it a bubbler why there's like 15 people in the whole world dickhead it's like only rhode island and that's it yeah there's more than 15 it's it's there's like 17 people in long island i think i think a good amount of

massachusetts does it too oh well then then we almost it. Then there's a really good taste. Fucking bubbler. Hey, Massachusetts invented America, Kevin. Yeah. Well, along the way. You're saying you hate the 50 states? What? Bubbler. I mean, it does bubble up water.

I guess so. If you want to be a fucking meathead about it. The water's bubbling. Drink from the bubbler. The fucking water fountain. But the good one. Not one of those bad ones where again you gotta like put your mouth on it like suck from it one of the good ones that stainless steel has a good button to push down none of those like those like little levers you turn those are never good kind

of a button and it's got like and then you preferably got that thing next to it that you spit into that thing is so weird you spit into yeah you know that thing that like it's next it's the same thing as the water it's a water fountain when it's like in the wall and then next to it is is just a thing that has like a little shower spritzing out i don't know what you're talking about i'm pretty sure it's me wait it's it's two different water fountains one you drink from one has like this circle in the middle bro you've been drinking the toilet you're talking about a bidet i was gonna say i was gonna Two different water fountains. One you drink from. One has like this circle in the middle. Bro, you've been drinking in the toilet. You're talking about a bidet.

I was going to say it's a bidet for a water fountain. It's an accompanying piece of plumbing for a water fountain. It has like a little round circle flush against the wall. And that just kind of like cascades water out of it. Like against the back of it. Does anyone else know what he's talking about? No, but the two faces in this room right now are disgusted with you bro i i i mean i don't know if this is an older thing or a new york thing or what but many usually these are fountains like they were like in a like a locker room or like a basketball court or something where i think people are like i really don't know what they're for. I used to spit in them.

I definitely don't think they were like, we got to build a spit bucket for everybody. I don't think so either, but I used to spit in the broucheur. Like you'd spit water in them or you'd just spit spit in them? A little bit of both. A little bit of both. Kevin is walking through the hallways being like, so convenient they added a spittoon in the wall. Yeah. I mean, why else was it there though? Kevin is walking the hallways. So convenient.

They added a spittoon in the wall. Yeah. I mean, why else was it there, though? I don't know what it is. I know. I wish you noticed. Hang on. Let me see.

Water fountain. I'm going to say spit thing. Google's like, yeah, no, we had nothing. Nothing, man. Nothing. In 0.22 seconds we returned zero results because water fountain spit thing isn't a water fountain i don't i don't i would not even know what to call it like next i this this is i'm very happy that this is going the way it's going because it's just it's just not a thing.

It's I mean, here's the thing. It's for sure a thing. Like, it's not even it's not even like, oh, I had there was one school like one that I've seen. I've seen hundreds of these things. So I don't know what it is. Sounds a lot. It sounds a lot dumber than calling something a bubbler. I'll tell you that much right now.

Does it? Does it, John? You walk around spitting into your water bottles. Yeah, I know. Wouldn't it be nice to have a little fucking bidet? You walk by. No, very inconvenient. I need my water bottle right here.

Okay, my number five is going to be, this is a hard one because there are some good ones, some traditionally good ones still on the board. Yeah. VG, garbage. Garbage garbage evian garbage garbage there are two i remember demi more there was a rumor that demi more she's one married to bruce willis right national culture yeah there was a rumor that she had like a water tank filled with evian water and that's just like she just showered in that and i was like yeah it's probably cheaper than the fucking water from this, from this town because Evian water sucks so fucking bad. I mean,

Evian is, but the thing is Evian water is, is different. It's mineral. It's mineral water, which actually has minerals in it and makes it tastes disgusting, but people drink it for like, like beneficial reasons.

But, um, Nick just tried to send me like an example like could not be more off this this thing this thing that i have is this this is like so you can fill up your your water bottle with it this is some stainless steel drink your water over here oh yeah i know i know that thing i know the water bottle thing yeah yeah no no this this is way way way like before that somebody's gonna know and i'm gonna be vindicated uh but yeah evian and fiji with their their extra fucking minerals and sediments

and shit now kick rocks um this is a tough one because they are like those that my first four are like those are the only four waters i drink so it's getting a little difficult here. Goddamn, this is hard because I might have to go back to Essentia because Essentia is good. I do drink Essentia. How about this? Are you an asshole? When you go to a restaurant and they say... Oh, I know what it is. Life Water. Life Water?

Yeah. I don't think I know that one. It's bottled. It's got kind of cool art on the bottle. And it's L-F-E-W-T-R It says it's like I actually just assume that stands for Life Water Get rid of the vowels Has art and graffiti

And brands Proved more that vowels Are just totally useless I mean vowels What are you good for But I'm also over it Yeah me too it's done to death but it's like also just just so we're clear we we're not idiots uh e is a vowel

yeah yeah yeah i know i know that but i just didn't want people to start tweeting the thing i don't want people who have listened to the show for 10 years to start thinking we're dumb or something no everybody listens to this show knows that we're well-versed and smart. We got water. We got water found spit holes. You know what? I will say I'm going to speak up on behalf of a bottle of water, which would undoubtedly be the last pick in like if there were 500 picks to go. And that's Dasani.

It's just not that different. Dasani is look, it's just not in a pinch. If I was in the desert, sure, I drink it, but I mean, you won't. It's not my first pick, but I think that's only because of I don't know. I think that's fabricated. I don't I bet you I bet you you do a blind taste test. You wouldn't

pick out Dasani as like the gross water. I think I would. I think I could. Well, guess what we're doing. Line it up what we're doing. Line it up, Nick. Mr. Fucking pour it down. My gullet is going to do a water taste test to see if he can pick out Dasani.

When I went, like when Dasani was left during the pandemic, motherfuckers were like, I'll, I'll just take my chance with fucking dying of thirst. Then drink Dasani. It's a bit much. It's bottled by Coca-Cola. They know what they're fucking doing. Well, that's the problem. That's what I mean. It's a bit much. It's bottled by Coca-Cola. They know what they're fucking doing. Well, that's the problem.

That's what I mean. It's all made up. You can't trust a soda company bottling waters. You gotta leave it to the professionals. Oh, yeah. You know what? Coca-Cola doing beverages? Nope. No way. Are you kidding me? Leave it to the folks up in Maine who know what they're doing. Okay?

I want my lumberjacks just scooping up buckets from the bubbling brook. I don't want Coca-Cola involved in it. All right. So tweet at us at KFC Radio, your top five waters. That means brands or places you can drink it.

I also think honorable mention for me would be a I think Poland Spring from like the big bottles is different, like a dispenser, like office office water thing. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Those are good. If you get them in little triangle cups that are just a shot of water, but they're better than that. There you go. A little Dixie cup at the dentist. Yeah. The post-teeth cleaning water, that kind of stuff. So, yeah, there's some good ones left on the board.

Tweet at us and let us know. Breaking Jets news. Nick has Breaking Jets news. that kind of stuff so yeah there's some good ones left on the board tweet at us and let us know uh and for breaking jets news nick has breaking jets news uh sam darnold has been traded to the carolina carolina panthers for a six round pick in 2021 and a and fourth round picks in 2022 yeah that does not feel good for Sam Donald, I'll tell you what. Bro, how are you fucking... Three years in the league? Two years in the league? He's on his last rookie year, so fourth year, I think. So he's been in the league three

years. And he was number two overall pick? Yes. Number two, I mean, the number two overall pick three years later. And I don't watch enough Jets to really know. You know what? I can finally just say it. I'm done now.

Like, my watch has ended. I don't have to play this half in, half out game anymore. He was the worst statistical quarterback every single year. Was he really? Again, I didn't watch a ton of Jets football unless they were playing the past. He is the worst statistical quarterback since he came in the league but i like by many many measures i remember just watching games and being like i don't think he's the problem look he's not he's

not carrying teams but i'm like he's not playing so awful that then there were times you know the i see ghosts and shit that that was just fucked up. That was fucked up. That was fucked up for like the, I think it was an ESPN, right? For ESPN to run that. That was, I think they've ruined.

I think they ruined his career with that. Yeah. I don't think there's any bouncing back after that. He, he, there is when you, when you, when you analyze the Sam Donald era,

there is no way he takes all the blame, but then the pendulum swung the other way where it was like he gets none of the blame. And I used to say this shit about like Carmelo with the Knicks. He's another guy. It was never his fault. When your team around you is really bad and you are a superstar, especially at quarterback or especially in the NBA, you got to get me like in the – I always said about Carmelo, get me to like the eighth seed. I'm not telling, I'm not saying you got to win a fucking title by yourself. You got to, you got to go like, be like, I can carry this team halfway.

Sam Donald's. But I don't think anyone was like, I don't think anyone had the expectations they had for Carmelo for Sam. Right. Like that. Oh no. But that's a different bar to live up to. For sure. But I'm just saying there, you know, there are two players that got that treatment of like it's not at all their fault. And it's like if you drop like a dynamic quarterback in a – I mean, look at what Baker Mayfield did with the Browns in a couple of years.

And I know he has other players. So it's very hard to compare. But when you are gunning for when you're when your fan base is cheering for defeated seasons when you're trying to go winless in a year where you're probably supposed to be taking a step forward i think we can all say like yeah this experiment wasn't working now he might go also just go off and under like better management better coaching and with with uh where's he going to carolina you said carolina yeah yeah robbie and under like better management, better coaching. And with, with, uh, where's, where's he going to Carolina? You said Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. Robbie Anderson, like was the guy you like, you know, connected with anyway.

Um, maybe he'll be great. Hopefully it'll be great. I feel like change of scenery is like sometimes this, like the perfect example of how a change of scenery would work. But I also have no problem with the jets being like, Oh yeah. Have you shown us enough to, to not take, you know, one of these guys not not take one of these guys, not trade for one of these guys, whatever. There seems to be a lot of options right now. But guess what, Jeff?

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. None of this matters. None of this matters. It'll be Zach Wilson and we'll suck forever. It doesn't matter. It truly. Has there ever been a Mormon, I assume Zach's a Mormon,

a Mormon quarterback or a Mormon athlete who came into New York and thrived? I feel like that's a hard spot to be in. You're goddamn right, man. I mean. Like, where'd Zach Wilson go for his rumspringa? Nope, that's Amish. Same thing, though. Same shit.

Mormon, Amish, you know. I mean, I actually, I would be inclined to maybe like him because of that. springer nope that's amish same thing though same shit orman amish you know i mean i actually i would be inclined to maybe like him because of that but he's just not gonna be good because this is now it's gonna go it was trevor lawrence or bust said it a thousand times we had a chance we blew the next 15 years that's it that's over it's over and and sam donald like uh it sucks because like he was cool and you know we were at rough and rowdy and we'd like a talk for a little bit and i think if he was good he would have been like a barstool guy and and uh and they would have been like a barstool team but with that

much struggle from the team it's like you can't really be like clowning around with us and stuff right so i hope i hope he gets out of there and like goes and has like a good time with the media and i'm sure carolina's a lot easier and uh and fuck it but man when you're like when you're number two pick and then you're moving on your rookie contract for a sixth and a fourth that's i'd be like just cut me i'd rather just get cut yeah right i'd almost yeah for real it's like i think we've had this argument before. I've said this before. We're like, I'd rather get a zero than a 50. Yes, yes. Because, like, a zero is just like, I didn't even try.

I didn't try. I didn't do this. 50 is like, dude, you really came out here and gave it your best effort, and boy, is that not good. Yeah, if you cut him, it's like you haven't assigned his worth yet you know so maybe somebody's gonna go scoop in and give him a huge contract but now the world is like oh okay sam donald's worth a six round six and a four next year yeah yikes yeah so but i'm sure he's thrilled get the fuck out of here you like get get adam gaze and the jets in your rear view as far as humanly possible

and i wonder i mean i don't know if that means draft or trade but obviously there's no more like should they should i stick with him should they keep you know both guys and have a quarterback competition obviously we know where this is going it's just a matter of whether it's draft or or like a big blockbuster trade if deshaun Watson stops like showing his asshole to people. Maybe. He's showing his asshole? I'm sure he was. Wasn't he like asking for fucking,

was he looking to get his like ass rubbed? Wasn't that the whole thing? Was that? I really haven't read much on Deshaun Watson. I do know that if, if all these allegations prove to be true, which at this point, I think,

you know, at least some of them definitely are. you know, it was one of those situations with like, with things like this, you always like run up on a number. We were like, well, what's the number where you start believing, right? Like one or two, like you're like, well, maybe I think we're up to 20 now. Like, okay, well, at least some of them are real.

And now they're, they're, the defense is releasing other masseuses who are coming out saying he was totally fine with me. But it's also like, I mean, how many fucking masseuses does this guy have? Don't you have like one? Shouldn't you have like the team and that's it? I mean, it's crazy how much this dude's getting fucking rubbed down. It's also like just not a defense, I don't think. No, it's like sometimes he wasn't a total fucking sociopath.

Okay. You have like JJ Waco up there next to you. You didn't assault me. You never raped me. Okay. It doesn't have total fucking sociopath. Okay. You have like J.J. Wacko up there next to you. You didn't assault me. You never raped me. Okay. It doesn't have to do with anything. But if this stands to be true, which again, it definitely looks to be at least some fire. Deshaun Watson trying to get out of Houston is an all-time backfire.

Yeah. Big time. All-time backfire. Because you know time. An all-time backfire. Because you know. He was like, I want out. And they were like, good luck, buddy. You know this lawyer is like a friend of Bob McNair's. Right.

So like, I mean, it's dirty pool for sure for Bob McNair to kind of get this going. But like, you could have just been content on a shitty football team and making. I mean. Millions of dollars. He's on like a multi a hundred million dollar deal, right? I think so. Yeah. I think he signed one last year.

Yeah. So like, or maybe two years ago, whatever it was, but like, it really is like the, it's the definition of don't rock the boat, you know,

especially like, if you know, you got some like skeletons, you know, it's like, you're going to swear these guys off and be like, I'm done with you okay it's also fucking bizarre to be like to be a professional athlete getting masseuses maswas

on um on uh on instagram is that what he's doing yeah he's picking up like an instagram that's what i mean this is all weird this is all weird i feel like you you know you do it like much more legit when you're a pro athlete that seems very very strange fucking legit masseuses not fucking like sports technicians right right you show up with kinetic tape yeah yeah yeah that that's what i mean a lot of it just seems to be like way too bizarre let me ask you this it's a depressing question but but if this happens in season, do you think it's a big deal? Or do you think if Sean Watson was able to just go out and ball out, it would just be like, I don't know, there's something going on over there.

Nah, I think it'd be a big deal still. You think so? Yeah, because I think the better he played, the more people would make us think that he's playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. So what's he even doing on the field right now? He's facing these serious allegations, blah, blah, blah.

Right. It'd probably be even worse because he would have to maybe not play a game or something like that. Right. And he'd have to be asked about it every day. Someone's going to ask about every press conference. Yeah. At least now he's asked about it.

And I'm stunned. The way that the world should have worked, usually works, is that the Jets would have traded for him. Then this would come out. And then it would be be a jets problem for the rest of his entire career with the new york media asking about it but i wouldn't put it out of out of their reach to like still go get him i mean can you go trade for joshua watson i think i talked about this with tom segura on when i did when i did tom talks like there's there's gonna be a team who's like i don't fucking care right oh? Oh, without a doubt.

Right? I mean, it's just win, baby. It's fucking. Yeah. Yeah. It's a no-brainer that someone will do it. He's very, very good. He also, I believe.

I'm not going to say what he's accused of doing because I actually don't know specifically. But being not a great guy. Weird shit with a lot of other people yeah yeah uh let's do some johnny notebook before we get into our voicemails perfectly brought to you by hello fresh if there's two things in this world when i think of john fidelberg i think of that little black book of horrors and i think of him eating hello fresh i think of him writing down in that little black book of ours while eating hello fresh i sure I sure do. They go hand in hand. I sure do.

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First thing at first, I jotted this down today. I saw a nun on 7th Ave. Don't see a lot of nuns anymore. What do you think happened to the nuns? Well, I think they got tired of covering up the child rape for the men. You think that's what did it then, huh? I think that was probably a real sticking point where it was like, so, here's the deal.

You have to live in this convent. You have to take a vow of celibacy and poverty. And also, we're going to go rape kids and you've got to turn a blind eye to it. And I think a lot of the nuns said, you know what? I'm going to go be like a secretary somewhere. You know, I'm just going to go

work at Goldman Sachs. I'm going to go work at golden sacks i'm gonna go get personally harassed and then at least i won't have to cover it up honestly being a nun it might be the single most ridiculous quote-unquote profession in the world like none of the glory you do all of the work none of the glory yeah you'll probably have to end up being a teacher in their school you do have to cover up all the secrets while these guys can't keep their dick in their pants and like at the end of the day you're still like inferior like maybe you get into heaven oh hugely inferior yeah you know it's like when i was growing up i actually saw a good amount of nuns there was a nunnery not too far from my house and uh you know i'd see them walking around it was regular for me to see

nuns i saw him at church yeah we, we had one sister, James Patrick. I don't know why she had to pick the two guys names. Her name was Sister James Patrick. She looked like the penguin in Mario 64. She was huge. Rang that big old fucking bell and was like, you know, fire and brimstone. She was a nice lady. She's dead now.

But, you know, why? Why? Why? Why did you choose that life jimmy pat i forget um i forget the nun's name but she was always at our like family parties and so like i we had some fucking cliche irish catholic family party we had a priest and a nun at all guarantee that surprises me zero percent did they ever do, like, a little blessing or a prayer? Nah, they just came to jail, man.

No, they just came and hung out? Yeah, they came and hung out. Would they come in street clothes? No. Sometimes the priest would come casual priest. He's not coming in a robe and shit. No, no, no. But the collar on.

The collar on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did it right. And she was coming in the black and white with the habit? Her robe was actually white. I don't know if that means something else. I'm sure. I'm sure it's a made-up nunnery thing.

It's more of a cream, I guess, than a white. But it was a creamy, off-white type color. I guess that is the nice thing about being a nun. You just put on your robe every day and nobody gives you any trouble. Yeah, fucking never shaved that fuss either. The habit can't be nice in the summer you know what's a great nun name Bernadette sister Bernadette I feel like that's a great if I was a nun I'd feel like if I was Bernadette I'd be like I gotta go to the clergy I gotta go

I mean I went to school with a kid who was like uh Duffy Patrick Duffy's name he's a priest nice guy but something's crazy. Something's wrong with him, right? I mean, we were in the same class and he just like studied theology and was like, I'm going to go on to become a priest. He was out at the bars with us. He was slugging beers, arguing about baseball, like playing beer pong, fucking around in the Irish pubs. And at the end of the day he was just gonna become a priest i was like what the fuck is wrong with you dude just like go get a job like the rest of us in finance and make some money and like live a normal life what are you doing i mean look uncle chaps

the same way yeah and he's crazy too yeah i know i mean i mean what would you do if your kid came to you and said i want to be in the clergy? I'd be like, absolutely fucking not. No, no way. I'm you. You'll be a creative writing major. I think my parents would be pretty happy if I eventually was like, oh, not not not happy in the sense like that. Happy that I chose a profession. OK, at least we know like he's going to do something.

No way, dude. You said your parents are normal. You say to a normal family, I'm going to become a priest. They say, who are's going to do something. No way, dude. You said, yeah, your, your parents are normal. You, you say to a normal family, I'm going to become a priest. They say, who are you going to fuck? You're never,

you're never going to fuck anybody. That would be my response. Never anyone. Yeah. Fucking right. Be normal. Have a normal job. Have sex with whoever you want of,

of appropriate ages. How about that? That is the, the a normal job, have sex with whoever you want of appropriate ages. How about that? That is – the sex with whoever you want is something I'm really leaning into now. Yeah, let's do that. I think that if you – basically any fad – not fad, but any like – I can't think of the word for it. Not really a trend, but but any movement so to speak that happens in your lifetime you should just immediately agree with because it's eventually going it's going to gain enough steam that like like if like like obviously i think last week

last week it was uh you know a trans day um and you know trans recognition day or whatever it was and a lot of social media posts get on the right side of history and i was like of course i've supported trans for as long as i've known what pornography is and the uh yeah as soon as i found out fucking people with dicks and boobs fuck like yeah all right good um but the uh i was like there are people who are like upset about this. And then like, and then one day, like their grandkids, let's be like, yeah, my grandfather really hated trans aware to stay like any movement that happens. Just be like, yeah, I'm in favor. You know, like, Oh, don't be the grandpa.

Don't be the aged out grandpa who was like against, you know, society, literally anything that gets big enough to get a hashtag. If it hasn't happened will happen in the future because people aren't going to stop just agree with it how about this like and also if you disagree with it first of all you're an asshole it's also just easier to be like yeah all right yeah yeah cool i i take it a step further too though to stuff that i i don't even like believe in like this all this this hubbub about vaccine passports. If they want to do it, they're going to do it.

If like if the global elite, if like, you know, the Illuminati members all have decided that we have to have a vaccine passport and that also like tracks our money and all of our medical blah, blah, blah. If all the rich people and powerful people in the world decided it's going to happen. Yeah. So don't wait. Do you know enough about this to explain it to me no uh very very basically i know uh that it's the idea is that like what it would be right now is to prove that you were vaccinated for covid19 for like big trips like not just like you know you know to go leave your house and shit like that or go to a game but to do like international travel which already kind of happens i was gonna say like that happens yeah if you go to africa you go these places with like malaria and shit

you have to like have your shots already already do this yeah um but i think they're bluntly being like this is eventually going to it's it's as close to like the chip thing as they as they can get i think where that's what i what i learned very briefly i listened to uh the tim dylan show where he had he has this this chick whitney webb on who's like a rogue reporter who like has to she has to like do appearances from like safe houses like because they're they're after her um she said that there's something going on with like um master cards involved with like bill gates who's involved with like a a a a polling like like there are polls out there right now that say like people are in favor of of vaccinated passports and like that's all made up too but the

idea long story short is eventually that your money would be tied up in this like passport so like can you get like in control of your own finances? Could you rent a car? Could you rent a house? Could you go somewhere if you, if, if you have COVID vaccines or if there's another disease, or now we can look and see that you've like, you've had mental health issues or you're bipolar or whatever. It just kind of puts all your business out there because it would all be in one like digital passport thing so the idea is like right now it sounds like people want are okay with it for for covid but that this just opens the door and then we then we enter like the post-apocalyptic you know dystopian future where

everyone is controlled by by the man i don't know i don't believe it but i mean but but but again you put my mental health stuff on it? Oh, guess what? I fucking put that out there pretty openly, too. How do all these things merge? And also, as long as it's MasterCard behind it, I'm okay. Who the fuck has a MasterCard?

MasterCard? Is that Discover? I mean, how pathetic are you if you have MasterCard? Yeah, I'll be all set. Thanks. Let me know when Visa and American Express have how pathetic are you if you have mastercard yeah yeah i'll be all set thanks let me know when visa and american express have a problem then maybe you have my attention mastercard the fuck out it was mastercard mastercard only does prepaid cards i think at this point so yeah i'll be fine let the covid people have mastercard i don't give a fuck what else you got your book uh okay so uh i see how this because it's

about my dog the other day and she dreams a lot uh-huh what hell it must be for a dog to wake up in the morning and just be like i have the craziest dream story i have to tell somebody and there's fucking no one here to talk about i think that about everything not even the dreams just everything where a dog's just like uh wish i could just tell you what i'm thinking right now like you're you're yelling at me again for like chewing up the couch and if i could just express to you how much i fucking love chewing the couch maybe you just let me chew it but i can't because i'm a dog i think that like all dogs randomly barking in neighborhoods are just shouting last night's dream. They got to get it out and speak it into existence.

They're like, So I was just naked in school. And this big crab came around the corner. They're always twitching. And then my teeth fell out. I mean, they dogs are whatever their dreams are, man. I mean, they are active when they're sleeping, dude. They're kicking.

They're twitching. They're a sleeping dog burns more calories in a night than I do in a week absolutely 100% in fucking years okay and then my last one here who does AT&T think they're fooling

with the sweaters they're putting on this lady in the commercials what has she got bombs or something she has look and the only reason i'm using this term is because they're sticking her in sweaters oh yeah i mean she's got she's got the biggest sweater puppies you'll ever see at&t is forcing me to use this phrase but it's it's i mean they're just sweater puppies she's got a fucking set of sweat puppies on her and it's not a phrase i'd ever use unless at&t forced me to do it and that's what they're just sweater puppies. She's got a fucking set of sweat puppies on her. And it's not a phrase I'd ever use unless AT&T forced me to do it. And that's what they're doing with these shirts they're sticking her in.

It's like, all right, the lady's got a female form. Why don't you just let her breathe a bit? Well, you know what? Actually, I'm looking at this article right now. And a lot of people are kind of like uh like why why are they making her wear that like why you're gonna try to fucking cover up her bazingas i mean that ain't right that ain't right that ain't right man um but but she she basically said like shut the fuck up about me and my body and basically like let me get that that at&t bag because when you become a cell phone person

when you become a cell phone girl or guy spokesman spokeswoman that money rolls in for eternity that that's a girl sitting there going like yeah listen that's i fucking i know it's annoying i have to wear the sweaters but shut the fuck up don't screw this up for me they're gonna go get some placard to do this job for me just shut the fuck up up and let me make this money. Buy that AT&T. I'm not saying stick her out there in a bathing suit, but they are preposterously sized shirts they're sticking her in. Every commercial, I'm like, alright, come on, man.

That had to be like, they had to know that, right? I mean, I would think so. It's impossible to ignore. As a viewer of a commercial,. It's impossible to ignore. As a viewer of a commercial, it's impossible not to notice. And as the person at an audition, you know, you got to be looking at it being like, well, I mean, yeah,

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baseball season starts tomorrow. I guess it'll be the day when the pod comes out. But that kind of got me thinking about, like, angels in the outfield. And so that leads me to my question. Like, have the angels in the outfield helped, obviously, the team? What aspects of life would you want, like, angels to help you be better at? Wow.

Great question. Great question. The thing is, the reason why Angels in the Outfield works so well is because they can help you play baseball. It's real. Like, what could an angel do? In my life? Angel's not going to have you in your body and make you funnier.

No. You know? Yeah, and I actually didn't find the angels very funny to begin with. They were talented, sure, but they weren't great comedians. No, they played baseball. They were physically gifted. They weren't clever and witty. They're not going to help me grow my following. They're not going. They weren't clever and witty.

They're not going to help me grow my following. They're not going to help me get more fans and listeners. I probably haven't helped me travel without a vaccination passport. There you go. There you go. Smuggle you through. Yeah. Just flying overboard like fucking Iron Man.

Fuck. There's a heart. Yeah, there's nothing. Well, you know, maybe when you're thinking about killing yourself. Maybe the angels can step in there in a traditional sense. Like, it's not your time yet, John. Fucking an angel would spike me. Do it.

Do it, pussy. Do it. I'd jump and he would just take me and fucking fly faster. Like you down. That's hilarious. Like, oh, someone caught me. He's like, yeah, here we go. Turn on the afterburners now, baby. I'd speed you up.

I'd land like fucking Hitchcock when he's drunk. Just leave a big fucking hole in the pavement. This doesn't usually happen. I can't think of one thing that angels could help me with I really on a day to day basis having an angel who would do my bidding would change my life zero yeah I'd be like just stop dude

leave me alone unless they can just full blown unless angels are like fucking genies where they can make magic shit happen but I'm under the impression they can do full-blown, like, unless angels are like fucking genies where they can make magic shit happen. But I'm under the impression they can just kind of, you know, alter whatever's going on around you. Right. Jackie, do you have anything? I mean, if angels can, you know, cure hangovers and stuff like that, you know.

I was telling Nick, I mean, this is more like somebody that I want something to do. But, like, if I want, like, my least favorite thing is having to put like a fitted sheet on a bed and like change the um the duvet they're not a maid we just gave we just gave jackie the power of fucking endless life like i practiced it with i don't know superpowers that she goes i don't know the fitted sheet kind of which also i understand though yeah you get her point goes I don't know the fitted sheet kind of stuff which also I understand though you get her point I actually don't get the point I think the fitted sheet is your bed up against the wall that's why

well that's right yeah that's what I mean a lot of people have that on a bed in the middle of the room easy peasy to put on wait is your bed like in the middle yeah like an island yeah that's very easy that's a little weird no it's not weird. Not many people in New York, though.

I mean, when you have limited space, you usually throw your bed into the corner. I think it's regular to have. My old bed, yeah. When I lived in a closet, I did have it against the wall. But now I. Now that you're out of the closet. Now that John's out of the closet, he knows how to make a bed real well. Now I have a freestanding bed.

Moving on up in this world. I'll tell you what. Yeah. Well, I guess Jackie's answer is better than mine, which was it would kill me faster. It's like, what a crazy answer from Jackie. It would do her a bad mind. Give me a fucking

fistful of pavement sooner i guess i could uh i guess i'd be a better dad if i could do like cool tricks or some shit i don't know let my angels let me do like magic tricks to make my kids think i'm funny whatever i mean like the opposite would be sex oh yeah just like i don't think angels would be able to help you with that though that feels like violating some sort of rules you think so yeah they're sworn to celibacy yeah i think so they're not like the boys the fallen angels are the ones that'll help you fuck everyone else is like pop a finger in her ass sure next up what up kfc fights nick jackie crew so i was having this debate with my buddy you know i sent him a message and i said if you started dating this girl and you figured out that

her phone background her wallpaper on her walk screen was a picture of herself what would you do and how would you make sure she's blocked on everything now he countered he said that he thought it was like actually kind of cute and endearing if she had a picture of herself as her own goddamn phone wallpaper i think it's completely narcissistic but he said it was cute what do you guys think thanks diva that's probably gonna come across narcissistic yeah jackie what's your phone background uh it's my friend okay i was gonna say and maybe you know if she's in it too but like with her friends with your kids with your niece or nephew with your boys with whatever you can be like i'm in mine but it's not just me. And also your dead friend,

which is also a fucking dumb gimmick to the dumb gimmick. I'm so sick of this dead friend. If I knew this fucking Chris, we would have had a time making fun of your bitch. Look at my dead friend on my phone. Give me a break. It is always awkward when someone's like who is that they're inevitably gonna ask and then you gotta say it's my dead friend why is it why

would people ask i've i don't know literally the only person whose phone background i ever asked about was jackie just now i've never been like oh tell me this the fucking etymology of your phone background who's all this we're not normal introduce me to the family like i don't give a fuck what your fucking phone background is don't ask me about my people we don't care about our lives we don't care about their lives we're not gonna ask these questions everyone else is gonna ask the question we're gonna make small i don't think so i like well you just said every time someone asks it's awkward so it happens all the fucking time it happens it's just one of those things it's memorable when they ask because i have to go that's my uh dead buddy and i have to go no it's fine i don't care i don't care because he's like oh i'm so sorry like it

happened like fucking seven years ago i don't give a shit it's fine whatever you know what's such an easy way to avoid that change your picture no i like thinking about them it's the fucking thing i look at most of the time don't look at my phone don't look at my phone how hard is that nobody should be looking at it i want one of those phones when i was an accountant i had one of those shields you put on your screen that uh turned your computer screen like totally black unless you were sitting head on i need that for my phone i mean i'm sure they have them but i want one because anybody definitely have them anybody reading anybody else's phone's a fucking asshole yeah just like just there's mind your fucking business how about that don't get my phone don't

ask questions about my life shut up now what about about if – don't show an interest in me. What about does it matter if this person is good-looking or ugly? I mean if you have an ugly – if you're ugly and you have a picture of yourself, I think that's even crazier. It hugely matters. If you're a fucking rocket and you just put like your best like modeling photos on your phone, you're narcissistic, but like okay i mean i get it i'd say you're narcissistic but at least you're honest because guess what if you're a really hot person guy or girl i fucking know you wish your phone background was just you just fucking man up and do it you post it all over your instagram you you all day long you post your own photos on your social media. Just make it permanent on your phone. I actually – I respect this girl being holy herself.

Look, I'm hot as fuck. I love mirrors. I am truly the reincarnation of narcissists. I will fucking spend hours all day just staring at myself in my phone. And guess what? I'm hot as fuck. So you still want to be with me. I respect that.

If you look at my phone, you still want to be with me. I respect my phone. You're going to fucking see it too. If you're ugly and you think that your phone background material, well, now you're ugly and you're dumb and you're weird and you have bad self awareness. Yeah. I think that would be a frustrating thing to have an ugly person with

their phone, their themselves on their background, their phone, because that's clearly a person who's regularly going to be like, I'm hot. Like beauty is beauty on the inside. And you going to be like, I'm hot. Like, beauty is on the inside. Yes. No, it's not.

You are objectively ugly. You can be beautiful on the inside and ugly on the outside. But that second part is still true. And it's going to matter. And it's coming from a guy who's ugly on the outside and pretty ugly on the inside. So I can fucking tell you. I know. I know. You can say that.

I don't know. I know. You know. I'm not one of these fucking body positivity people. My body's a fucking piece of shit. Disgusting. It's terrible. It's gross. Although I have been getting, I've been boxing. So guess what? You got

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Let's go. What's up, KFC fights Jackie Nick. I left a voicemail yesterday, but I was really high, so I don't think I articulated really anything correctly. So we'll give this one another go. So basically, I broke up with my ex about two months ago, and I found out the other day that she is now dating one of the New York hockey players, a professional athlete. I don't really know how she pulled this off.

Like, she's hot, but she's's not that hot and she's really cool i don't think she's like that cool and something just like sucks because not only is he way more successful and um way like tougher and a lot of obvious things but i mean i watch this guy like probably every other night on tv and i fucking hate him now and it sucks because i root for his team so I guess my question is who uh would be the worst person to find out your ex is dating whether it's like an actual person celebrity athlete or like a type of person um yeah thanks guys I mean that's a tough one the last thing you want is a hockey player banging your girl. Like even within the realm of, of, of athletes,

I think I'm picking like hockey player last, last, like, like, I mean, it's tough because hockey players also don't always have the same level of fame. So if you're going to tell me like a top rate baseball player,

basketball player, NFL player, no, but if we're just talking about like low level, the hockey player has got like the great lettuce and the nice body and the cool fucking accent with the with the their own vocabulary and they you know like they just got it you know i don't want tyler sagan fucking my girl hockey players eat good pussy too so you're yeah they know what they're doing i i heard i heard about them i heard

sydney i i know that only because i like hockey because hockey players talk about eating pussy more than anyone I've ever been around. I think that's the thing. I think that they actually, like, you know, I think everyone else is just like, let me get my rocks off JFK style. I heard that Sidney Crosby is great in bed. I bet. Yeah, like he, like, cares and wants to get the girl off. That's all you got to do. Not a lot of guys do.

That's all you got to do. Yeah. Like, I'm just going to put the girl off. That's all you got to do. Which not a lot of guys do. Oh, you got to do. Yeah. Like, I'm just going to put in an effort. The Pink Whitney cup video came out last night, and I haven't watched it because I'm in it, and I don't watch things I'm in. But there's a scene that I don't think there were cameras around for, so I don't think it ended up on it.

But this part I'm sure did. I was making fun of Biz just trying to read, and I started laughing out loud. This part I'm sure did. I was making fun of Biz just trying to read. And I was like, I started laughing out loud. And then after the draft, he came up to me. And he's like, come on, fights. Like, there's fucking other things I do good. And I was like, like what?

Like what? And he paused. And he paused and just goes, muck barn. Muck barn? Jesus Christ. He had, I, again, I don't know if a camera was there.

Maybe it was, I didn't see it. And it ended up in the final cut, but he had perfect comedic timing on it. Like this pause started to give me a smirk. Like he's like, I already know this is going to kill. Muck barn.

Muck barn. I don't, I don't know how that became like a hockey phrase, but like, I mean, I had friends start saying that when we were like middle school, like, Oh, I can't wait to fucking muck barn. Muck barn and wrench. I feel like wrenches. I mean, nobody else calls their dick their wrench except for hockey players. It's, it's, it's incredible.

He was saying the other day he was talking, he calls his something ridiculous it's something absurd about like a hoop he calls it his hoop he said he said something like he said something like yeah what am i gonna just ask this girl to eat my hoop i can't do that what the fuck is damn it. That is fucking good stuff. It's amazing. But I think it's. What's the goddamn question? Oh, so the guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So who's the last person you want fucking your girl if you break up? The last person I want fucking my girlfriend? God, the tough question. I always go back and forth between like. We're going back to some earlier topics probably a priest because that means i was dating an underage girl boy underage boy based on fucking girls oh damn it i was dating a six-year-old boy son of a bitch

i i feel like it's got to either be your your worst enemy or like your best friend you know like would i rather uh like dave or you fuck my girl you would you would technically hurt more yeah you were her no i mine would like see like like my athlete on that would be like like i would not care obviously at all if tom brady had sex with my ex-girlfriend no no but but but okay but what about like uh i mean you such a, is there anybody on the Patriots that would bother you? Like your team is so good that you would be like happy about that. Like my teams are bad on top of it. I think like the fact that this is his team too.

So he's like, I watch him every night. Like the escapability is a problem too. That's why if it is a Barstool thing, it's like every fucking video you see, every appearance you have. It's like, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, that's true if it is a barstool thing it's like every fucking video you see every appearance you have it's like yep yep yep yeah that's true i know you know every fucking every twitter reply everything dude i mean you you would never escape it you would never like it's like a diehard rangers fan this is like this is the worst this ruins like his his whole fandom yeah yeah you really can't especially if it's a bad team yeah and then like when he scores like deep down you're like fuck you know like you know yeah this

this is bad this is bad if someone can kill your fandom it's bad i think i think um well no patrice berger i'd be okay with um i think Marchand I'd have a problem with. Yeah, I don't think you want. You don't want Marchand mucking your girl's bottom. That's exactly what he would do, too. He'd be a pest in bed. He'd just be flicking that thing. That's a good one, though.

Tweet at us. Who's the last person, you know, generally speaking? Because obviously we don't know who your fucking friends and family are your boss your worst enemy your favorite athlete your favorite singer you know you're you're another ex girl and how about that what if you what if your girls have multiple exes switch teams and linked up please i would be fine with that i would love there's so little i care about kevin and i like that I was actually trying to think. I'd be like, wow, this isn't

ideal, but whatever. I would be a little like, well, where was this fucking six months ago? You know what? That would bother me if it's like, wait a minute. You are throwing down in such a way that you landed a star hockey player.

Where was that yeah right where was that oh i was referring to like two ex-girlfriends hooking up yeah where's this idea just a couple months ago right but that's what i mean whenever whatever the x whatever the new situation is when it's radically different it's like well fuck you know yeah we broke up because things weren't good had i known they could be like that i would have been doing that why didn't you speak up imagine someone hates you so much and there are definitely a lot of people out there who think this way about me but like they hate you so much that they're willing to taste genitalia they typically don't like just to fucking stick it just to stick it to you i hate kevin so much i'm gonna eat a pussy Have you ever heard of a spite house?

Spite house? No. Yeah. Like back in the day when, when, when people were getting divorced, it would be like, all right,

you have to give this woman a house and they would build these preposterous houses, like super, super skinny or like, or like on a fucking sinking marsh. It was just like, yeah, there's your house,

bitch. I fulfilled what I had to do, but it's it's called a spite they're totally ridiculous they're i think almost then now they become almost like um what's it called um you know like historical landmarks or whatever because they look so different and they're so weird but it's a spite house it's like yeah i had to give my ex-wife a house so here it is it's like two feet by five feet wide so here's where they make keebler cookies enjoy yes exactly exactly that is a that's

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I'm honestly great because I just did like a couple interviews and then was like, who's next? And I was like, oh, thank God. Honestly, it's just me. I don't know where Kevin is. What? Why? He's not, he didn't wake up today? I don't know. We, I, he was, he just tweeted like five minutes before this interview started.

And then now he's not answering phone calls. He might've been in a car accident. That's not even a joke. He might've gotten in a car accident. Wait, that's scary. Should we wait? We need to wait.

You're on a tight schedule. We're good. Look, if he got in a car accident, there's nothing we can do. Right. You don't really think that. No,

I don't. I don't really think that. No, I don't. I don't really think that, but I kind of hope it's what happened because it would make this funny. Where is he? How are you doing? He would never miss my interview. I know.

Yeah, it's got to be something serious. All right, we're with Camille Kostik. Where have you been? Where were you skiing and snowmobiling at? Well, that was in Utah. I just took a big sip of water and I just splashed everywhere and I feel like my makeup's like messed up and stuff but um let me just I just have to fix it yeah okay it was I'll tell you what you were a mess before that thank goodness you did that like I was gonna say it was insulting that Camille's showing up looking like this.

No, I went snowmobiling and skiing in Utah. I'd never been there before. It was really, really fun. Rob works with the Pit Viper team, which is like the sunglass company that him and the bros are always wearing. They're like absolutely obnoxious, crazy. They look like snowboarding goggles, but in sunglasses form. They have goggles too, but we were out there. And when they said that all the wives and girlfriends could come I was like epic because that totally sounded like a boy strip and I was like I'm coming all the all the wives I saw Gordy out there right who else is out there well I guess Gord is the single bro but um

Chris uh so Chris was there and Dan was there with his wife and Glenn was there with his girlfriend. And then I was there with Rob and yeah, it was really, really fun. When are you guys? It's an elevation. Dude, I was in Colorado two weeks ago. I almost died putting on shoes. It was. I straight up was like scared to tell Rob because the house was so beautiful. We were up in the mountains, like picture like the Grinch at the top of the hill in the movie.

Like that's where our house was. Like over the clouds. I was, it was like, I don't suffer from anxiety. I full on was like having anxiety attack. I was like, my veins are popping out of my head. I have a hard time breathing. I can, we're above the clouds. We're at like cruising altitude for an airplane living.

I need to get down. You know what I learned when I was in Colorado? So I was in Breckenridge and, and it was like, I'm sorry, what'd you say? It's pretty there. It's very pretty,

but it's like, it's like 10,000 feet, like before you climb the mountain. And I Googled just how high that is. That's two miles. So the mile high club is kind of bullshit, right? Like the mile high clubs, like actually the six mile high club is kind of bullshit right like the mile high club's like actually the six mile high club that's you're way way up there yeah yep something something to

consider right yeah i also one of the guys um i was like oh so what are we doing today for the snowmobiling and he goes oh it's gonna be amazing we're gonna we're gonna snowmobile up the mountain at 9800 feet and i was like no i'm like just getting used to 8 000 don't take me up to 10 000 i can't do this for a while but my gosh you're only there for a little bit but i mean when are you guys when are you guys gonna start your reality show when's like growing up grump kind of show i know that would be fun i feel like every day's a reality show here it's so funny he they have like but yeah but no that's a serious question that should be a reality show oh wait was that kevin yeah i'm back i'm in i'm in hey guys i told i told camille you got a car accident it was devastating it was just a carpet show no i just i completely i just thought it said noon i didn't i i come back to my phone i see see a bunch of missed calls. I was like, what's the big deal? Sorry. I'm here. No car accident.

I can't wait for you to see the beginning of this episode now. You said it was like a bad car accident. I was like, I was like, he just tweeted. So like, I don't know. He might've gotten a car accident. I was like, are you kidding or not? I was like, I hope I'm not kidding. Cause like that would make me never miss my interview. So it must be tragic. I will. Yeah, I know for real. I feel so bad. This is the only, I think it's the only time in the history of my career. I've messed up a start time and it's for my girl, Camille. I could not be any worse. It's actually, no,

it's actually good because I'm the homie. So I don't care. That is true. Anybody else, it would be like a problem, but not with you. So we're good. If I ever do get in a car accident it will be because i'm tweeting while driving so it would be honestly i will like when camille was like wait you're not serious though i was like i am being serious but i'm gonna downplay this to make you feel more comfortable i was like i don't think that but i think that i was like i can't you can't go on no but wait seriously let's plan out this reality show because you're kind of like, ah, that's funny.

But it's like, no, no, no, this should really be a thing. It's amazing. And it's just one of those things where I've been, you know, like you guys saw that me getting a modeling kickstart, like my kickstart in the career of modeling at 25 years old is pretty late in the game in this industry. So for me, who's been in front of the TV, like doing hosting stuff since the seventh grade, in the career of modeling at 25 years old is pretty late in the game in this industry so for me who's been in front of the tv like doing hosting stuff since the seventh grade being like

this is what we're having for morning breakfast and this is what the um weather will be today you know like that was that was fun for me but to now create a career out of it and figure out that like that was meant to be because i was supposed to do this stuff and love it and grow up doing it um but i was like dang i can't you know every time I would go back to my, my agency, I'd be like, this is still a dream job of mine. This is still on my list. I really want to host for a national television show. I want to, I want to make people happy and I don't want to do reality. I don't want to do like, you know, trashy stuff or anything. That's like gossipy. Like I want to make people laugh. And when wipe out reboot came this year, like you guys know about this stuff like that is alignment

I pandemic I get offered this job I do my chemistry reads for my house and zoom like it was it's amazing and then they were like you don't even have a script be you I was like this is dream this is a dream and that show like I watched any variation of

that type of game show my whole life where it's just like people getting like whacked in the head with shit. It plays every time at every age forever. And I would imagine that is much like what the Gronk household probably was like growing up. I feel like those guys are just like monsters to each other. I feel like you're like you're so born for it. It's so perfect. And it's a show that I'll watch from now to the end of time. I literally am so excited when I called to tell my sister that I was going to be on Wipeout. She

was like, can I be your partner? I was like, dude, I'm the host. I didn't audition for the last three months. That's funny. Like I'm going to be on Wipeout. Like, oh, you're going to be jumping over like, you know, swinging things. And I was like and i was like what i was like no my partner's actually john cena this year and nicole pyre does rob get jealous that you hang out with someone more jack than him now yeah he makes jokes all the time he was like where's cena's trailer how far are you i can see rob just like a kid on the playground just wanted to fight the other tough guy like let's just fight like it's no way to Masi no nothing let's just let's just they'll they'll dap it up afterwards they'll be friends after you're done

it's kind of funny the world's like crossed how he did Wrestlemania and was like in the WWE world and then I'm over here doing my stuff. And then like John and myself, it's kind of cool. I remember thinking like when you, when you first got Sports Illustrated and it was like, okay, now, now she's going to like blow up and have like a full career. But I was thinking like, what is, where's the avenue for her? Because she does, you do have so much more personality and all that shit than a lot of other

people in the industry. And I was trying to think like what is the fit because I know you were like uh auditioning just for like regular acting roles which I'm sure you can do all that and I'm but I just like where does it fit like outside of football but still in entertainment and and all these different things and like when you add that all up it's kind of exactly this job yeah it's really cool's, it's really cool because what people don't know is a lot of people know me for through sports illustrate swimsuit, or if they watch football and they're like, Oh, Gronk has a girlfriend. Um, I'm going to be real. And, but a lot of people don't realize that I, I, from in my middle school and my high school,

we have this world of non-television studio and this local access station. And I was on it all the time. I like, if someone needed a host for the talent show or for a telethon or for a charity event, it was me. Like I was signing up, I was editing, I was on the audio board, I was directing, I was doing the production work. Like this has been my passion outside of dance and modeling is just like very recent. It just blew up a lot quicker. And so it was just kind of waiting for that moment in the television world because I went on to college and I studied communications and I interned at CBS Sports in Boston and I did internships at the Morning Show in Rhode Island.

And I've been doing a lot of on-camera stuff. I've done hosting on carpets for Maxim and Sports Illustrated and the NFLPA and Superbowl. And I've just been waiting for that TV moment. So unless you really follow me or you know me, you don't know that I've been hosting. I'm doing, I'm a lot, usually I'm the interviewee instead of the interviewer. So, I mean, I have so much fun with you guys here because you make it so easy. Like you don't make it an interview. It's a con we're chilling. Right. You're basically, you almost

interview us half the time with the sort of, you know, you know how to, it's funny that it's like, oh yeah, I used to do all these things. And then it just turned out that I'm like stunningly gorgeous. And I can be on the cover of magazines too. Like that was just like a nice little extra for you, Camille. It's like, you've been practicing. Oh. And also I'm like the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh my gosh. No, no, but thank you. Um, but they, it's just, it's cool. It's so many people like, oh, cool. And like, she's like hosting the show. It's like, no, I've been doing this for like 15 years waiting for this. I think, I don't know about you, John, I feel like corny these days, but I feel like after we've been doing shit for so long that like, I've really bought into the idea of like, there's no such thing as failure. Cause like all these things that we used to do

that maybe didn't take off in the moment came back around and now like a new platform comes out or the market moves a certain way and it's like oh let's do that now and we're ready to go and it's like so the shit you were doing in like seventh grade now all of a sudden comes into play and like you know there's probably a time where you're like oh I'm never gonna do that again and then like here it is it's crazy how much shit like it all comes full circle there was an interview that I did yesterday and you know when it was getting kind of fouled through all the things and being like i'll do this one i won't do this one there was you know one for the connecticut post and i was like i absolutely would talk to that because that's where this career even started like it started in my little

town in connecticut absolutely i'll talk about the come up from that high school you know tv studio so it's really cool i'm excited to like go back and visit and um i don't know maybe i could do the morning news for the kids one morning. So. Whoa, there's an idea. Yeah. Do you, do you talk to Giselle about this kind of stuff or do you, are you guys just like, you just chill? Like supermodels, superwoman, wonder woman. She's an absolute freak of nature. It's insane.

I would never have like, you know, and like, like contemporaries I hang out with, I would never ask them for advice because I'm an idiot and like i'd almost be like embarrassed to that way a little bit um i i like i'm friends with aaron andrews and look up to her big time in this industry and i someone asked me the other day like what tips she's giving me and i was like i think i've never asked for that question actually because I don't question to ask them of like front of like but that's that's probably why they're like friends with you like that's why they they like hanging out with you is because it's like oh Camille comes

around she's not like asking for connections or whatever but at the same time I would maybe try to pick up a couple tips here and there from some of those girls they don't pretty well I just love like watching on the air but but with Giselle like it's so funny that the moments that we have together it's it kind of goes without saying that we under like she understands like tom's career she knows that i understand how rob's life works and then you know what i don't understand is what it's like to be um an international superstar supermodel who also has three kids and is tom brady's wife and has dogs and okay so the three kids and is Tom Brady's wife and has dogs. Okay. So the three kids is where you guys started to differ.

I was going to say her career is fricking insane. I, I, you know, it keeps me hungry to keep going, but, but when I do see her, it's not like ring ceremonies, boat parades, um, Superbowl wins. Like it's cool because we're always like, what's up girl. But we never really get to sit down and like ask you know i don't get to ask for advice or get to tell her about what's going on in my life or hear about her so i'm hoping that that day will come because we have a lot in common with like um you know eating plant-based and i i found out there's this farm

that i go to in tampa that we always miss each other and, oh, if only like, we just could have each other's numbers and then could just go together and pick out our farm vegetables. You guys don't have each other's numbers? You gotta get those digits, Camille. It's that moment when, like, for example, we were on the field and it was actually, we were having a conversation about like regular life stuff

while the confetti was coming down and then she saw Rob she like wanted to see Rob we like caught up really quick and then she was about to be like what are you doing after you should come on this yacht and I was like about to be like I don't have your number and right before I did this she's like there's Rob and as we started to walk over she's like let's go see Gronky and I was like okay and we started walking over bad boys for life comes on she's like pull out your phone I Gronky. And I was like, okay. And we started walking over bad boys for life comes on. She's like, pull out your phone. I was like, that's what I was thinking. She gets pulled over with Tom and, and, you know, like, so it was this close. The video was iconic. That was fun to do.

Very funny. She calls him Gronky. Gronky poo. Let's go see Gronky. I mean that there's gotta be some, some you know i don't know talk to your agents or something you got to get that number there should be honestly okay app idea there'll be a good time i mean rob has her number so i really want to be like rob can't just sell numbers so i could be like let's go to the farm together today yeah got some tomatoes or no no tomatoes whatever the fuck they eat over there i don't know yeah what's your app i did celebrity app we're like yeah every celebrity is in the app and then you can just request another celebrity's number and then this is

legit i'm legit like you know who i am yeah i'm camille costick i'm verified i got fucking million followers on ig or whatever it is you got. Wait, does Giselle, does she do social media and stuff? Could you like hit her up on IG or does she not even fuck with it? I mean, I could, but I mean, I'm sure there'll be an opportunity. I see her. I just never, it just never feels, I don't know. I'm just, you guys get it.

Like, I don't want to be like, what's your number? And I'm sure she'll be like, oh my God, you don't even have it. But I think, I think when I, if I was was i don't know who i could think of as like a comparable but like if i got as close to i i guess joe rogan or something as you are with giselle i think i'd be like all right i'm going for it what you know yeah i need you're close enough camille you i mean you're not like you you are closer to giselle than you are closer to like the the the the new rookie model. You know what I mean? Like you're you're on that same you're on that trajectory. Go get it. No, I agree. I agree. I think you're too close now, though.

I think that you pass like ships in the night. Now you're too close to ask for a number. Yeah. Oh, like like that. Like she's too above that. She's too cool. Yeah. I'd be weird to ask for a number yeah oh like like that would like she's too above that she's too cool yeah we're gonna be weird to ask for your number now like we're friends you know you're almost on that level of like oh my god i thought i had your number like i guess i don't i mean i i it's been on my phone and i you know i thought i could text you whenever i want i just haven't and i i mean it happens so fast but she was whenever she said that thing about you know after the super bowl like come on the yacht. And, um, I don't know if she even said to me, like, do you have my number or whatever?

Like, whatever. And I was like, oh, you know what? Let me just, oh, okay. Cronky. Yep. It was just so fast. What do you think is like, are you pumped that free guys coming out? Free guys coming out as a release date?

That it just got pushed again. It's coming out. Dude, it was supposed to come out July, 2020, then December, 2020. Free Guy finally has a release date? It just got pushed again. It did? Dude, it was supposed to come out July 2020, then December 2020, then May 2021, and now it just got pushed to August 13, 2020. Almost my birthday. When's your birthday? August 14th.

Here's a solemn promise to you. On my birthday, I will go see Free Guy. That John was going to do no matter what that's not that's not much of him going out of his way that's right up his alley don't have a day i'll go with you beauty now we're really cooking with gas we want to see the movie in theaters so it would be great you know that we still i think we still have like a intro package for some of our videos that has you and john uh John proposing to you in grand central.

It's been a long engagement, honey. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Rob's going to have to call me for permission when it finally comes, just so you know, Hey, do you, do you mind if we, we switch? Yeah. Just keep the same ring. It's all good. I don't have one. I just realized, did you not put a ring on my finger when we did that? I think I did. I'm pretty,

I think you just took one off and gave it to me. I think you were wearing rings that day and I just gave one. I definitely didn't buy an engagement ring. If that's what you're asking. Let's talk about how the lady that took our photos still has those photos and videos from her time in Grand Central. Do you think she like sees you now? Cause I'm still the same person. You were quite different. Do you think she sees you and is like wait I remember that girl like she's cheating on her husband with that drunk football player what's going on yeah she's cheating on her fiance

oh it didn't work out for them uh so I mean like I feel like usually every time I talk to you I'm like what's next what's next what's next but I feel like you kind of you know you can do wipe out for hopefully seasons upon seasons upon seasons you're still shooting sports illustrated I'm sure like still just growing the social media still doing auditions you think that you're kind of that like I mean of course you want to keep growing and do more and more and more but it's also at a point where I feel like you're kind of good too yeah I mean i have it's i have my hands on like a lot of product right now i actually have a swimsuit line that i'm announcing tomorrow

so exclusive exclusive for knc radio camille knows how to do it that is going to be a big deal i think so it's a lot because you know there's people who literally design clothing and swimsuits like for a living and so i'm doing it in the midst of like everything else so it's been a lot so I creative directed the whole campaign we shot at Malibu a couple weeks ago and um I literally designed everything from the materials to the fit to the styles colors to the fabric everything and been in and out of New York um and doing a lot of you know fit modeling testing and being like she's good she's good and it's so crazy to be the stylist and be doing this and designing because I've been that model, like being the mannequin for everything. So it's so cool to get to be the boss on this side of it.

And, but I mean, I've been wearing swimsuits for so long and definitely being in this industry, I know what I like. So I'm really excited to launch this for the, for the summer and now get to see people wearing my designs. Cause that designs because that's a whole new feel for me in like the entrepreneurial world. So it's been really fun. It's a lot of work, but it's been a year. I started last March and I put my head down during the pandemic and got to work. And I'm really excited to launch that. So that's coming out next. I feel like that's one of the things that like you can do now in the new world. Like we do it with like hoodies and sweatpants and shit like that where it's like we you know what people like you know like oh what i hate about hoodies is this so i'm going to change it what i like about swimsuits is this so i'm

going to lean into that and then i would imagine every time you're you're posing or you post a picture people are like where'd you get that bathing suit where's it from now you can just be like it's fucking mine go get it exactly there's actually you know those um you know, those, you know, those, maybe you do, maybe you don't, you know, those rash guards, like things that Swift, that a surfer girls wear, like it's like sun protecting it's long sleeve. It's a full body, like one suit. Okay. Well, a lot of the times when I go buy those from surf shops and stuff, when I go stand

up paddle boarding, I go jet skiing and I just like, don't want to be like completely burnt. I'll wear those, but there'll be like full coverage bottoms. So I made one, but I made it like high hip Pam Anderson style. It's still long. It's still zip up surfer girl. And it's got a wedgie, you know, it's like a thong back. So like, I like, it was so cool to be like, every time I'm wearing these things, I'm like pulling the material up my butt to create a thong. So now I'm going to just have one, like there's nothing like it out there. And now we've

got one. So now you can go like cheeks out while you're paddle boarding. Exactly. But that's the kind of shit that it's like, you know, you can just figure something out that like the big brands, big, you know, stores aren't doing. It's like now it's available. That's the kind of shit that's going to work. You want to be covered with cheeks out. I know there's other girls out there who want that.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, that's like, that's the beauty of this whole new world is like, you can just do anything and everything that you're good at and promote it through your own channels, like do it through your own people. Yeah. I think you understand that better than like anybody else in your, in your industry. Like who else do you think like, all right, Giselle is like, you know, the queen, right. But who, who like coming up with you, is there any like other models or girls that you kind of like, you know, you're like right-hand woman, if you will. What do you mean by right-hand woman? Just like, I mean, I feel like, I feel like you're, you kind of stand alone, but I feel like that's maybe just because I,

I know you, but I just see like, there's so many other models who I know their face. I recognize their photos and stuff, but I just don't see them doing other like entrepreneurial stuff like you. Is there other, other girls out there or are you kind of doing it all alone? I recognize their photos and stuff, but I just don't see them doing other like entrepreneurial stuff like you. Is there other, other girls out there? Are you kind of doing it all alone? So there's a, there's a girl that I met through sports illustrator, Hunter McGrady. And I like love watching her. She like takes on QVC, like a boss. She's designing a clothing line.

She's got like these incredible partnerships with skincare brand. Like she just like a lot of those SI girls. I think the reason why they're so admirable by, by a lot of women, um, is because it's like the girl that can do it all. You know, it's like the girl who is modeling, but is, is great with them speaking about the things she's passionate about or, um, doing this to make a change in the world or also taking on acting or taking on hosting or, um, you know, wanting to be a designer, like it's that girl that can do it all. And I think that, I mean, there's so many, I mean, look at Chrissy Teigen. I like, I always use her as an

example when I talk to my agents about like, she does it all. Like Jennifer Lopez does it all. And always talks about how she was always told, like, you must hyper-focus. Is it acting? Is it singing? Is it dancing? Like, what is it? And she was like, I want to do all of it. All of it. All of it. Yeah. I know that you've been so outspoken about like trolls and hate on the Internet and stuff. And I mean, Chrissy just kind of said, like, fuck it with Twitter. Yeah. I'm gone. Have you ever had those thoughts? You know, I feel really fortunate to have a fan base that is like super supportive. And I really I for as much as I deal with those comments and they'll say, I block them right away.

Um, but I, I mean, I don't have the audience that Chrissy does with like what 50 million people, like, I don't even know. I don't, I could be like underselling the amount of followers she has, but that's a lot. And she is very outspoken about her views in a lot of things. Like there's a lot of things that people don't know about me because I choose not to share it because I also don't want to defend it. Like I just, it's just something that I keep to myself and she, you know, it's unfortunate that it comes with sharing so much of your,

your personal thoughts. Um, you know, even her journey with her pregnancy and things like that, like, like, you know, if that time ever comes to me, I don't know if I would be, um, like I admire Christy for doing that, but I don't know if I would do that because I wouldn't be able to handle the backlash. Like I, I, and so, you know, good for her for, you know, just get to that point where you're like, I'm done. I'm done. Like I, I opened myself up to you, but it's more hate than it is love. And, um, but what, you know, when I do deal with it, you know, sometimes it gets under my skin, but at that point I'm like, like who even is this person they don't even want to show their face like they're embarrassed of themselves like so i'm like me reaching out and say something to them

or shutting them down and half the time i don't even block them because i don't want them to know that i saw it so right right you don't want to give that satisfaction plus you reach a point where it's like man the resume speaks for itself i'm on the cover i'm doing wipeout i got this i got my swimsuit line i got everything like you're clearly you know you're clearly wrong like you want all of that is like i know who i am as a person like if i were to see this person who was to be like you're fat or you only have this career because of this or you're like if i were to see them in person i'd be like do you need a hug like i wouldn't even be like you you know like you know what but if they saw you in person if they saw you in person they'd be saw you in person, they'd be like, oh, my God, I got to get a picture.

So that's not even that. He speaks and they would be like, oh, my gosh, she's such a gentle person. Like, why am I going at her so hard? Just because I put myself out there doesn't mean that, you know, I can't break down, man. Like, it hurts. But that's the last thing we look for. We let you go, Camille. Tell you something.

Well, I'm getting totally of the rap, but you can talk as long as you want. We can wrap, but when we do your last question, I want to show you this because the last time I interviewed with you guys about S.I. Simsu, I was holding a French bulldog that somebody else's, and now me and Rob have one. That's right. And he's got an Instagram and everything, right? Yeah, I watched

one of them while you asked me the last question. Look at him. What's his name? Ralphie Gronkowski. Ralphie Gronkowski. Alright, this is going to sound stupid. I know. I'm going to get ahead of that real quick. He looks like a Gronkowski. I don't know how.

He looks like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. Yes, he does. He does look like that. Yes. As soon as you said Ralphie Gronkowski, that's Gronk. That's a Gronk. Look at him yawning. That's a Gronk. That's a Gronk. Look at him yawning. That's a Gronk. Like, eee! Great. The last question before we let you go, which was

check out Wipeout on TBS on Thursdays, right? Yes, Thursdays. Starting tonight. Starting tonight. Thursday night, 9, 8 central on TBS. Me, John, and Nicole. I will be there. You're right. The question is, how drunk was Brady on the parade?

Come on. I mean, I've never seen him like that. So I don't know scale 1 to 10, but I've never seen him like that before. He was that drunk? Oh, he was drunk. Oh, yeah, he was drunk. Yeah. He even admitted it on Twitter. He made fun of himself. And what did he say? He's like, he was drunk. Yeah. He even admitted it on Twitter.

He made fun of himself. And what did he say? He's like, it was avocado tequila. Yeah. Cause we have people who work for us in the office or at the time who did, who used to work for Tom. And he's like,

dude, he's not drunk. I have other people on the boat who are saying he's not drunk. I didn't really ever see him like because his boat was right in front of us i never saw him like you know downing a bar or anything else so i was actually a little bit confused when that's what people were saying is that they never actually saw him drinking yeah i i mean i wasn't on his boat and i wasn't like staring being like did he take a swig you know but i didn't i don't know at what point but maybe

you know maybe maybe it's one of those situations where I barely drink in the year. So when I do, I get buzzed quick. So I don't know. I mean, the guy isn't drinking during the season. So maybe he just a little bit goes a long way. I don't know. I don't know who does that to you. All right, Camille.

Thanks so much for the time. Congrats on everything. And we'll see you and Frankie next time. I'm glad you're okay, Kevin. Thank you. Yeah, no car accident. We're all good. It's hard to be in late. See you guys. Bye. Later.

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