KFC Radio - Cancel Culture Strikes Love Island USA - Full Episode

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 1:45 Chocolate covered bed 4:37 Where's the good tasting healthy food? 6:00 Just work out 7:37 Romy Mars & throwback samples 12:15 Club idea 14:55 Guys aren't taking their shirts off anymore 19:20 TJ & Pepe Love Island 24:55 Sundresses 33:53 Love Island 44:00 Amaya Love Island 47:44 Love Island talk continued 1:09:12 Epstein and Diddy's sagas had underwhelming results 01:24:16 Mad Men 01:30:22 "Who adopted who?" Ad 01:36:36 kissing with tongue 1:41:03 Men don't know what a bucket of oil is these days 1:51:23:12 Joey Chestnut vs Usaine Bolt hypothetical ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app today and use code KFC for $20 off your first purchase Omaha Steaks: Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com to get 50% off sitewide during their Blazing Hot Sale. And use Promo Code KFCRADIO at checkout for an extra $45 off. Minimum purchase may apply. See site for details. A big thanks to our advertiser, Omaha Steaks! Reef: Go to https://REEF.com/KFCRADIO and use promo code KFCRADIO15 to get 15% off your first order over $49 Quince: Go to https://Quince.com/KFC for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Jackpocket: GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). 18+ (19+ in NE, 21+ in AZ). Physically present where Jackpocket operates. Jackpocket is a lottery courier and not affiliated with any State Lottery. Eligibility restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. 1 per new customer. Opt-in for $5 in non-withdrawable Lottery Credits that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Ends 8/31/25 at 11:59PM ET. Terms: jkpt.co/draw5. Based on 2025 iOS download data collected by Sensor Tower. Sponsored by Jackpocket.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All right, we're back from break. It's another edition of KFC radio on the Barstool Sports Network. First of all, how weird is with no scaffolding? Like I'm like lost. I'm like, am I in the wrong block? When I got off the subway today, I realized that you hadn't seen it yet.

Yeah. Kevin's going to be coming to a whole new world. It's crazy. That's happened to me a few times in New it yet. And I was like, Kevin's gonna be coming to a whole new world! It's crazy! That's happened to me a few times in New York. Different places I've lived, different places I've worked, where, like, I've moved into a building that had scaffolding, and I'm just like, this is where I live. And like, years go by, and then it finally disappears, and you're like, where the fuck am I? Walking out the door now is like walking out of a strip club at like 6AM.

Why is it so fucking bright? Yeah, yeah! There's more sunshine, I'm seeing all these signs. I'm like, we're right next to this place? I didn't even know. You could really see what a piece of shit everyone is, because it's just like all the, you can see all the desks with just stuff piled up.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you can see into Barstool. This is like completely fine. It's what it looks like looking into my apartment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I am like, tons of. Dude, speaking of, your whole existence is sitting on a gold mine and you don't know it

What do you mean because all right we know about Ralph Lauren Ralph Lauren? Yes, we know about the slop buckets becoming the new craze on GQ And then just as I just as I was walking in here. I saw another one this Performance art sold for four million dollars is just your bed It's just your bed It's called a modern art Exposition or whatever. It's just a messy bed with like a bottle of vodka and chips and snacks and dirt all along the side It's just

Fidelberg's bed and it's sold for four you when I say you're literally on sitting on top of a gold mine You're sitting on you're laying on top of a pile of money. It's just Feitlberg's bed and it sold for four. When I say you're literally sitting on top of a gold mine, you're sitting on, you're laying on top of a pile of money. It's your bed. Dude, this morning I woke up and I... That's the opposite. I woke up and I pulled my comforter down. I was just like, you know, like when you fucking... That's another one by the way,

it's just a closer version of that. Yeah, that's just literally my bed. But this morning I woke up and like, you know, like you throw the one by the way, just a closer version of that. Yeah, that's just literally my bed. But this morning I woke up and like, you know, like you throw the comforter off, you get up, go to the bathroom, whatever. I came back and I looked at my bed and it was chocolate everywhere. Like, what do you mean yeah?

Well, cause you, this story's happened like seven times. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought you were like, yeah, yeah, it's a chocolate bed, what do you mean? Like when you were building up the store, I was like, it's another chocolate. It's another chocolate bet. When you were building up the store, I was like, it's another chocolate. He's got one joke. It's chocolate in the bed.

Honestly, you're a one trick pony. You're kind of a two trick pony because of the blood thing, too. Remember, it was not poop, not blood. It's either something red or something brown in your bed. That's your only joke. John's telling the story. He's talking about chocolate in the bed.

I was just saying, this always happens to you. And it's crazy. crazy like every single time it shocks me. You're stepping on my punch line man. You're stepping on my punch line. The difference this time, usually I'm like chocolate in bed, same thing as you. Yeah we got it. It was all down by my feet.

I was like how the fuck did chocolate get all down there? It looked like the scratches in a horror movie, where it was like someone couldn't get out. You know what I mean? So it was just like all the kicking I was doing in my sleep and stuff like that. So it was just like chocolate everywhere. And I was like, how did that even happen?

You got to get it together? I Went into the kitchen. I realized I had stepped on a peanut butter cup and Obviously track that I don't know what's worse Yeah, yes, but like that was I was in a shared kitchen where somebody sabotaged me by putting a fucking ketchup pack in the butt. This is his peanut butter cup. And he leaves around and then steps in and brings them all around his house. If it was like, oh I was, you know, in someone else's house or I was around these little kids and I stepped on their chocolate. It's his chocolate!

It's my chocolate. So what's worse, is having it in your bed or traipsing it from your kitchen to your bed? I don't know What kind of peanut butter cut was it though? Unreal of course Did I read some shit out here? The one one dude I thought you were a Justin's guy too I'm a Justin's guy. I've it's probably been about a year Pivoted over to unreal Pivoted over to unreal

Yeah, less sugar, I eat about 20 of them But I eat about two bags a day. Yeah. Do you actually like the taste or you just like... No, I genuinely love them. They're really good. Why? Is this supposed to be healthy or something?

Yeah, they're healthier. Yeah, they're way healthier. I eat, again, I eat two bags of them, so they're kind of... You gotta eat it out. ...kind of negate that. But I originally got them being like, I'll be healthy about this. I refuse to believe...

I think that like big food is still fucking with us, because I I refuse to believe, I think that like big food is still fucking with us because I just refuse to believe with all the advancements we've made that we can't just nail good tasting healthy food. Where's that at? Bro. Where's that at? I think we did it. You think so? I think it was God. Like, if you just eat food, it's unbelievable. Oh, like real food? Like, if you just eat food, it's unbelievable. We're talking about like fresh meals and shit like that? Yeah, like nothing crazy. Just go to the market, cook up a steak, grab a banana. It's unbelievable.

Steak and banana. Dude, I was like... I get what you mean. Sometimes just getting like a good real meal in you. But don't you think that like if we can, you know, do fucking, you know, spaceships and internet and all this crazy shit, I mean, they can do it with Coke Zero and Diet Coke and that shit. Or it's like it's zero calories. Who cares? I'm OK with that.

I just want like a salad or broccoli or whatever to taste like fucking chocolate. I refuse to believe you can't do that. Just cook up whatever like chocolate tastes like in a little fucking dropper and you just like sprinkle it on the broccoli and you eat that. I think that would weird me out.

I think like- Probably but- I don't like- Give it a couple generations and we'd all be able to just eat whatever we want. Oh, I guess I say that would weird me out, but like, I like raspberry flavored sours. Like it's... You also are a testament to like, if you just work out you can do whatever you want. I mean you eat like a fucking pig. I'm talking

bones and scraps and shit and you work out and you're in great shape. It's super easy dude. It's not. It's not. It's not. You're a machine. 40 minutes a day you walk a little bit. I hate when people say that. I hate when people say that. Just work out for 40 minutes. Yeah if I work out for 40 fucking straight minutes it's a lot. It's a lot but like I understand. When you're two minutes in you're like I gotta do this for 38 more minutes? I'm not like playing dumb, but like once you get into it, it's so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just part of your... I'm jealous of you, man. I... Cause I know what you're saying, that it's easy, but also you like it, and you are into it, and you like it part of your routine and all that. I wish I could walk a mile in your shoes, and you could walk a mile in my shoes and see how much I hate it. And I could see how much you love it.

And maybe I'm wrong, maybe I see him like, oh he doesn doesn't love that much. I should just push my way through it. I feel like if you jumped into my shoes and felt what I felt, you'd think I'm never doing this again. It's so like 10% of the time you go to the gym is even a good workout. You just go. Yeah, you just go. It's just something to get you going.

And even if you lift two, three times, you're good. You know what I mean? If I were to just do that, it's 300% more than what I'm doing right now. I feel like you, because you're good. Yeah, like if I were to just do that it's 300% more than what I'm doing right now I feel like you because you like music and that's yeah, that's the part of it That's like the best put the music on And I really I don't have like I've gotten into podcasts enough now that like I don't really have music time anymore I miss music. Yeah, I do. Oh speaking of music. Oh

I know I do oh speaking of music. Oh, I know what you guys say Romy Mars She's like 17 years old Also the cool 17 year old She's I haven't had a feeling about this since about a pop star since Carly Rae Jepsen, which I was wrong about Yeah, we were wrong. Well, we're not wrong because Carly Rae Jepsen still puts out bangers She's just not like mainstream She's yeah, okay first of all, Nepo baby. This is an 11 year old girl. Oh, I'm not like she's hot. I just like her song

No, I know, but I just expected the look to be very different. I thought she was gonna be cool looking No, just no shades. That's not a girl that John usually would be like, oh, she's awesome. No, honestly, I heard the song before I ever saw, like that's probably the most I've seen her. But she's Sofia Coppola's daughter. Right, I'm looking at that now. And some French rocker.

Romy Croquet Mars Coppola. Yeah, she's like, her dad's like some French rocker. Thomas Mars. She's obviously, she's a Coppola, She's insanely wealthy. She went viral originally for a TikTok where she got grounded because she tried to use her dad's credit card to buy a helicopter from LA to Maryland so she'd get lunch with her friend. So she got gangster. I'm in. I'm in. And she's like in the TikTok she's like being very funny. She really, it's at the point where like if someone wants to tell me industry plant like Can I watch that tick tock and I was like someone wrote this? Yeah, it might have been Rami some but someone wrote It's just not just like off the cuff. Yeah, like it's like she like goes to turns like her nanny's boyfriend And it's like this is a fiasco and he's like fiasco. I've for fiasco for when she goes. Well, it is women's history month

Performance and she does what she delivered it so Women's History Month. So it's a little performance. But she delivered it so well and all that. And then the song is kind of like Olivia Rodrigo-y, but it's about being. No, it's like 2001, like, it's going back in time with pop. But like her tone, when she's singing, she's got a little Rodrigo to it. But it's just about how she's a nepo, maybe,

and crazy rich, and it's boring to her. And I was like, that's actually. That's the way to do it. But it's just about like how she's a nepo maybe in Crazy Rich and it's boring to her. And I was like that's actually the way to do it. That's really interesting. Yeah. That's like that's an image like she's talking about. Like she's like I take pictures like Titanic on yachts. I don't know it's something to do. She's unbelievable. She like I've listened to her. Does she have just like one hit out? She's got three songs. All of them are great. A-lister is the one I'm referring to. A-lister is just a smash. Which I didn't even realize until you,

because he had texted. Yeah, that was crazy. He texted Pavelsen, I think, that we would know about TikTok and know about it. I didn't know about it. If he knows about it, that's insane. I don't know if this will change your opinion on it, because I really like that song.

But the amount of money, I mean, I don't know if this will change your opinion on it because I really like that song but The amount of money I mean, I don't know if this goes without saying or not that she paid to have that song become popular All of the tick-tock engagement for like two months was fake. That's fine The song the songs great inspiration for it is great You're in a good spot where you don't really care Like if I was if you're like on tick-tock and invested in certain things that might bother you but Yeah, it's the same thing with like, you know, always talk about bots and buying music You know, I don't really care what the fucking Spotify number say I don't know if I like it. If I was invested in it, like I care about who has more Streamers wherever, you know, but I don't know

Yeah, like same type thing with Sammy Adams. Yeah. Yeah, there's family bottle. Maybe I don't know it's like whatever. Yeah, like it's the same type thing like Sammy Adams. Yeah. Yeah, there's family bottle Yeah, maybe I don't know. It's good Fucking party joint. I feel like her and Addison right are like doing like this vintage pop. She's killing it, right? I haven't listened but I see a lot of people been like I've heard really good Yeah, I haven't listened to it either and I just I like that. It's like, you know, bring it back It's like it I've said this before. I would sample everything right now. I would just go back to a time where

Hootie Allen just put out a song with the Jesse McCartney sample. And it's like, I don't think you make much money off of original publishing anyway, these days. Yeah. Get a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a penny. But now like if Hootie Allen could go tour and all that make money.

So it's like I would go sample in sync and Backstreet Boys and everything from about 25 years ago that has catchy hooks and melodies. If Max Martin wrote it, sample it. Done. And yeah, you don't get any money for that. That goes right to the publishing company or whatever. But now I'm number one on TikTok and all that shit. Good.

I'm set. That would be my model. I don't know. I don't think any old buddy can just sample whatever they want. You have to get cleared and TikTok and all that shit. Good. I'm set. That would be my model. I don't know. I don't think any old buddy can just sample whatever they want. You have to get cleared and permission and all that. So I don't think they just give it to schmucks.

Like if I wanted to make a song right now, I don't think I could sample fucking Biggie or some shit. But if I could, I would. Yeah, you get all the money, but I will now get a million followers on social media and like have a whole life. This reminds me, music reminds me of my, I have a new bar clubbing club idea.

Oh. As our wife. Jackie presents, let's go. And it also goes with Pabs like doing no shoes today. Okay, the other day I was like, I was like at a club and like we all took our shoes off. It was the most freeing experience. I know, I know it sounds gross. It was, it was- Wait, like, like we're all in-

It was an outdoor, this was another, I guess, like, like this was like, it was like a beach like type thing. Okay, okay., it sounds gross. It was- Wait, like, like we're all in- It was an outdoor, this was another, I guess, like, like, this was like, it was like a beach, like, type thing. Okay, okay. Took her shoes off. The most freeing experience ever. What club though? Like, this was in Greenport, like, in Hamptons, kind of thing, like-

Got it. So, it was, it was kind of, it was not socially acceptable to, but it was like, beach town-esque, so it was more socially acceptable to. But, dancing at the club, with your shoes off shoes off is like grounding at the club. Basically. It's like so it was the most freeing experience So you're outside then or inside it was outside and you're on a floor or grass or like outdoor grass or indoor? It was like an outdoor rug and it was pretty gross

So here's my thing was like when we got back we did the next night too and like our feet were black Like it was disgusting and we're like, this is it like this is kind of gross So here's my thing is like the clean floor club clean floor club where every single like night We scrub the hell out of the floors and like somebody comes around like almost like a What's it called? Like a janitor buffer thingy? Like on the hockey field And you come they come around every hour on the hour and they clean the floors.

And everyone has to stand up on the tables. And then while they clean the floors, standing up on the tables too, another cool feature. But it's the clean floor club and no shoes policy. So you can't come in with shoes. Well, you can come in with shoes, but you put them in a cup or something. So this happens hourly, nightly? Because I was

gonna say I do think they clean nightly. Yeah. So hourly I think is probably but then what do you clear out the fucking place for an hour every hour to clean? No well that's the thing is everyone they go they go all right like the the cleaners are coming out and then and then they can do like a little like strip clean thing too you know like or it's like it could You mean performance? And don't get me wrong, the cleaners are naked. That's a syrup glove. What you need to do is we'll come up with the no shoes, no shirt, no service. Yes. Opposite.

Everybody keep their shoes off and the cleaners have their shirts off. It's almost like the old Yankees grounds crew with the fucking YMCA thing. Walked around cleaning. You could have that. You have these male strippers come in. Or females, whatever. Pants only. Pants only club. Pants only club. I think you will have a hard time getting men in that club.

It needs to be pants only for... Because men don't take their shirts off. And I think you have also... I think you have a problem with girls getting in the club if the guys have their shirts off. That's true too. That's why we don't take our shirts off. I think most of the time when guys take their shirts off, girls are like... Dude, we know. I could believe that. So we had a shoot, a mascot shoot in Lake Placid and there were like 12 of us up there.

And we were at a lake and it's the summer. Take your shirt off! Nobody would take their shirts off and I was like you too. No, I would take your shirt off Yeah, you too. I was like yeah, okay, but I was like I was like speaking to the group I was like you're a group of ten normal-looking men. Yeah, but you just take your fucking shirts off No, that is for sure a thing and that that is Out of all of the like used to go to war type things like we can't take our shirts off anymore we are a bunch of gay balls like again like i could see it if someone was more really obese or like like it was it was 12 guys

i've always found though i think it's easier to take your shirt off if you're a big fat guy i get that it's the middle ground that's the trouble if you're in shape you're good if you're fat you just got like a big round belly. It's when you're like lumpy and skinny fat that it gets a little weird. Yeah, but like that's just what guys look like. That's what a guy is. I totally agree. And that's where it used to be that. Men used to just wear like a wife beater and their like khakis with a belt up to like their nipples. You know what I mean? Like old tiny boxers. Yeah.

But like, and that was okay okay now guys are like I think Because the pro here's the here's the real problem the proliferation of the hot male is a problem No, I think the proliferation I think it's internet. Yeah Normal looking guys all you know, but you look at fucking business models all day That's what I'm saying is that but I think the first wave of the internet was like hot chicks like anything else Yeah, there's a new thing. Let's get naked women. I that's always been the thing The first wave now the second wave are the fucking tick-tock guys with their abs and their eye rolls and their dances and shit And then like that became cool that used to be like the fuck are you doing and now that's like, ah swoon

So that the regular guys like well, I can't It's actually men going through what women have gone through. Yeah, it's just because I love that this is coming around. Right. It's like, oh, I can't. Oh, no, I have a little bit of a muffin top. That's male life now, which is fucking crazy. That is true, yeah. It's wrong.

I get what you're saying is we should not be like that. And I agree with you. But that is also the reality of like, Maybe high waisted pants will come back in style for men. High waisted pants are back in style for men. I wear them every day. You're kind of supporting the rocker. Yeah you guys are always in like big

straight pants. Pat's not wearing the exact same clothes today. Yeah. It's a blue. Well you have shoes on. Well I'm wearing white t-shirt. Pat is going through a no shoes phase. He can go to my club. He's uh you know he always has a reason. It's like, oh, my shoes got wet in the rain.

Okay, I'm wearing new shoes that give me blisters. I don't want to get blisters. Okay, but these are things that you just have to power through as an adult. Because you just can't be, he just putters around. He's always just like looking at a camera like that. With socks on, and it's fucking ridiculous. Well, I think he just likes the feeling he's just trying to like be like oh implicitly he's trying to come up with excuses. I think so. At this point I'm just the barefoot guy.

Also it's funny when he does it around us when he did it with uh with Stephen A Smith's nephew and like his whole crew. They were like this fucking white boy with no shoes on. That was a choice. That was a choice. Um but yeah it's you know when when like a hot dude Hot dudes being a thing is bad for business. It's bad for everybody Guys are a problem, but like cuz they they need to be checked they run unchecked It's like women want to fuck me guys want to be me now I now I like make money on sponsorships and fucking brand deals and shit like we're rewarding was too I think I said this, there was a trend

or something recently along the lines of this. Probably one of the guys dancing or whatever. Oh, I think it was my take of straight men should not be on any social media. Straight men should be allowed, right? But it's your fault, it's your fault. Why? It's women's fault. Cause you reward it. You fuck them and you like them and you follow them.

You guys, girls wanna fuck hot guys that much. Yeah, like, okay, you know it. Maybe that's just me, but like, I don't wanna fuck those hot guys that much. Say it louder! Because they don't know that! And so they keep doing it. They need to be shamed into putting a shirt on.

It's the best tweet I've ever seen is, is Adam Driver. What'd you say? Adam Driver is proof that in order to be hot, you gotta be a little bit ugly. Yeah, yes, yeah. You need a little bit of that. I was like, yes. Well, yeah, but- Talk to him.

Because like, you know TJ in Love Island? Yes. Okay, there's like this guy, he's like perfect looking, like he has perfect face. He's so ugly to me. Like I do not think he's attractive. Pepe, on the other hand. Oh my God. I don't see it. His hair see it. His hair is so annoying

Turkey or shave his head. Okay. Yes, but that's like or a different hairstyle. He needs that's another thing That's a problem. By the way this We kind of just looks very handsome which got Pepe. I think so Pepe or TJ Pepe Okay, his hair. I mean, listen everyone on love Island is just conventionally attractive in some regard. Yeah I'll be your company guys in TJ TJ on the violin. He's a little more like white boy, you know I think Pepe Pepe's hair gotta go one way or the other you gotta get more of it get rid of it He jays the hot guy. No, but like he's not is ten times better looking this guy Let me see what you're looking at. But like he's technically he's like conventionally like perfect looking

Yeah, I mean, that's that's just like a clean cut white good-looking guy Arguing he's ugly. I'm not like whoa. What is this? That's also a problem with love island this year is that none of them none of the guys are like I think I think Pepe's Far more attractive than this guy again. I haven't seen them after my dad. I'm just looking at I think Pepe's far more attractive than this guy. Again, I haven't seen them act or anything like that. I'm just looking at their... He's like, I really like Pepe. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying,

because you have to be slightly ugly, which Pepe isn't even slightly ugly. You gotta have a little something to you. You gotta have some character in your face. Yes, yes. It's like, it's kinda like anybody, guys or girls, when you're a little bit ugly, you get a personality and you become funny and all that.

You don't have everything handed to you. It's like a tall guy or hot girl. Like you need a little bit of diversity but if if you go on the internet and do like hot guy shit and Nobody says the fuck are you doing you're gonna keep doing it? What is the oldest like we were talking about like hot guy shit on the internet here, how old are these people? It's a good question. I mean, if you want to over 27, they're probably younger than that. Being like a hot guy or a hot girl. Josh Richards, honestly, is like OG, like TikTok.

Yeah. But Josh doesn't act like that anymore. Well, yeah. He's embarrassed though. Yeah. And people- He's always like, so if you're over 27 doing like hot guy stuff- I think 27's generous. I think 27's generous too. I think that's like the fire shirt. Like if you're doing it at 27, you're like- But like 20-

Like at 27, you're still like- Like if you started at 21 and you're like- If you're doing reality, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this is my life now. You're still in that world. Yeah. But if you're just like,

A regular person, Trying to be like, What up, I'm hot. Well this- You know what's interesting too- hot well this guy or girl I think guys it's worse but guys or girls is it gets like there is an age I think I think the age is different for women than this for men but there's an age where you're like all right maybe you stop doing thought shit like you know

you don't do like the nails the hair the abs whatever it is for guys and girls I think women can be much older I think women I't know, I'm not gonna say an age, but like men, you get cut off pretty fucking young. Well it's also the difference, like you know, girls are always held to a different standard where it's like, you gotta be good looking. There's a difference between like being good looking and attractive and doing hot shit.

You know what I mean? Dressing away, acting away, makeup, clothes, style, like how you behave, all that shit. I follow style guys, none of them are like, ah, hot. Yeah. Well, you know what the problem is? I think maybe everybody grew up with this in some regard. I don't know, or maybe they didn't.

Hot guy shit for me growing up was like, for sure a thing, growing up around guidos. They were waxing their eyebrows, going to the tanning, wearing tank tops, wearing jewelry, haircuts every two seconds, to to look kind of like basically look pretty And then that became popular with the Jersey Shore and then I think I think it's it's spiraled from guido's I think the fucking Italian started it and now it's not just Italians, but it's hot tick-tock dancers and fucking whatever and it's like Oh, it would have been the Italian. Yeah fucking it's Because I didn't know a single guy that cared about their appearance.

His eyebrows. Yeah. And we all liked to look good, but none of us were doing primping and stuff like that. Right. I remember I was friends with a lot of them. They're all good guys. They're funny dudes.

They're normal to hang out with for the most part. None of us would dye our eyebrows or anything ridiculous like that. You know what I mean? That's different. No one's doing anything fucking insane like that. No, no I mean? That's different! Don't do anything fucking insane! No, no, no, no, no, no No, that's different! Fixing like a problem is different!

I felt like Uncle Leo that day But, but I remember hanging out with those guys being like, you're all cool and like, yeah, you're funny, we'll hang out, like, we'll do normal shit, but like, I'm not doing that stuff. I watched a lot of guys like fall into that. They all get my tips frosted. And I was like, oh, well, I did that when I was really young.

I did that when I was in like elementary school. You did it. That's early. Like three years ago. I mean, you put sun in your hair. Yeah. No, I've done all that shit. But I don't think I do. I guess if I'm analyzing myself, I don't think I do it to look pretty I think I just do it. I think it's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a difference of like This is the same guys who do that stuff are also the same guys who would like take a like pull their shirt up

Take a picture of their abs. Yeah, just something I will never if I could be like the most fit guy in the world You will never catch me do right, you know, I'll just never do that I'll pop my top off at Lake Pl at League Plus quicker than I would right now, but I'm not going to be like, yo, look at this. I don't know. Actually, I say that now, but I do hate eating well and working out so much that if I ever committed to it and did it, I'd probably never wear a shirt again.

Like, if I went through hell for this, you're all going to look at this all the time. I have a question for the guys actually for you guys Sundresses, what do you think that that is? I don't think that's an internet thing. Yeah, I don't dislike them by any special imagination But I'm not like I think you could look sundress season I think you look cute pretty very attractive in it, but it's not like a Like I understood the internet trend of like yoga pants. Yeah, you see great asses I mean, it's pretty very attractive in it but it's not like uh like I understood the internet trend of like yoga pants. Yeah. You see great asses. Right? Like, what do you

even think a sundress is? Like, I don't think I think it's like a short, shorter, flowy. It's I I was thinking more it it's short. Is it? Yeah, I'm probably pictures or but I think it obviously long straps and the heavies out yeah over the back of the neck like whatever yeah yeah so it's under a saying so bad maybe I'm maybe I'm confused. I always, I guess just because I'm an ass man, I'm always thinking about that part of the anatomy. I was the same way. So in my regard, so when guys are like it's slender ass season, they're talking about

the tits? Titties. Oh. I think so. Because that's why I was always confused. I was like, I can't even see your ass. That shows how little I care about tits. I'm like, what? I don't care. So I guess that makes sense. I always thought it was an ass thing and you were kind of like, what's underneath there sort of was the vibe as opposed to

Like great. That's what I thought but I think it's just because like my guy friends in college Would talk about sundresses and I didn't get it Like that was such a good question and they talked about it as if like if a girl like their girlfriend was wearing a sundress They would be able to like fuck at any moment like go into like a corner and like fuck but no one was actually doing that go into like a corner and like fuck but no one was actually doing that I did think of it not quite as perverted as your friends but I guess if it is like an easy access thing yeah like just a little breeze of wind you know that's a crazy that that I feel like the whole sundress thing is and maybe it's the first time I heard it but it's like a college-aged men. Yeah where it's like is

first of all you're More able to get rowdy about stuff. We're just like And those fuck these women you have fantasies like I might fucking this bar back. Yeah, guess what boys you won't that shit Even if you could like like that's a 27 thing too if you do that after the age 27 here you're a part of a section of bathroom like twice and been asked multiple times and I'm like no I don't want to go fucking the bath you seen that thing on the internet where you flush the toilet the fecal matter goes everywhere I'm not doing that like I don't like when you're at that age like what bars I go to now I probably have a pretty good chance of fucking in the

bathroom in the sense that like it's a quiet. Okay. I just mean like it's, it's less busy. Like the bars you're at in college, you're not fucking, you can't be fucking in the bathroom. There's people in there the whole time. The door never even closes to the bathroom in college. But the. But I think you're right though in that, like, I think it's almost like, uh, you're like

coming out of hibernation. It's, it's warm. We're going to go out and party. We're going to be doing day parties. you're like coming out of hibernation. It's warm. We're going to go out and party. We're going to be doing day parties. We're going to be outside drinking rooftops. It's more of an event than the dress itself. Yeah. Also, it's like your guys' definition.

Like, when I think of a sundress, I think of like a long, flowy dress that's like cute. Oh, like to your feet? Whatever. So then every time you guys say, like, we love, yeah, to your feet. No, I think of it as like probably like almost to your knees.

OK. Like a little bit modest, but not like, you No, I think of it as like probably like almost to your knees. Okay. Like a little bit modest, but not like. I think of a sundress as a long dress too. So I feel like guys just want to say short dresses, but it sounds- No, because I think the flowiness of like a short dress that kind of like goes out a little bit. I actually prefer the longer one.

Cause I think that- Bro, I'll tell you what it really is. That hugs the ass a little bit. The maxi dress. No, cause now you're thinking of like the skins. The maxi dress is far superior to the sundress. But a loose maxi dress? No, that's not a maxi dress, right?

He's thinking of a fashion nova. I'm thinking of stripper fucking dresses. The really tight, all the way to the floor maxi dresses are... Popping a butt plug one of those. You got the 12-inch platform, plastered heels. Sit on my lap for $20 at a minute, you know? Yeah, that's where it's at. But a maxi dress.

Nice, clear platform. Travel with a pole on you. The maxi dress superior to the sundress. For sure. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. What do you mean? What? The sundress.

This is why we're so confused every single year. You guys bring up sundresses because it's like the sundress is the maxi dress. I don't think any guy would say a sundress is to your feet. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's like so I think you guys have it wrong. No, we have it.

No, I think you guys have it wrong Let's see let's just see I'm just gonna Google sundress see what happens But even you being like maxi dress like a maxi dress no girl would think of a tight dress These are all sundresses none of them them are long. I guess that one is, but like, so a maxi just means long. Maxi means long. So I like a tight maxi. A tight maxi dress is like barely a thing. What? A tight maxi dress is like barely a thing. I mean, this is probably an age thing, but there was a time for sure for me that they were out there and I was like, this is fucking great. That was I know when made it an internet thing, but I was running around going, it's Maxi Dress.

It was, but like it was pre like, I remember, I remember vividly like the first time I heard it because I was like, I was like, what are you guys talking about? And it was at pop bellies at Florida state and that's, but like that was still a little pre internet, right? That was like probably Oh nine, something like that. These are the things. The internet existed, but just not what it is today. But there's also, we talked about it before, the urban legends that made it without the internet.

There are just certain things that catch on. Word of mouth, I don't know why or how, but sundresses was one of them. And there's some guy out there, probably in 1962, who was like, hey fellas, you know what's great? A sundress. Dude, but in that in like 1962 was like hey fellas, you know, it's great us Conversation I was like I was Steve Carell important over totally. Yeah, they're like dude. It's so hot and I'm like, yeah, they look

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and an extra $45 off with promo code KFC radio at checkout C site for details. But yeah, we were talking about Love Island a little bit. I mean, Love Island is a cultural phenomenon. Yeah. But yeah, we were talking about Love Island a little bit. I mean Love Island is a cultural phenomenon. Yeah, I Fundamentally do not understand the people the fans of this show who are such fans of this show that they don't like what has Happened this season the people who are like it's there's nobody in love and there's no real connections and What do you we're throwing these people into a fucking adult summer camp for three weeks and watching

them fuck. What are you talking about? Turned on basketball being like, wasn't a good bounce pass in a while. That's exactly what it is. You're the old man being like, a dunk still worth two points. That to me is crazy. There are couples who make it and become a real thing, but like for the most part we watch reality show for like Sex and gossip and drama sex drugs rock and roll like they've delivered big time

I mean this is we've had multiple people kicked off We'd have like the people be like there's no real couples like who fucking cares and I'll tell you what there's no real couples From the other ones either. It's maybe like a couple, but it's like These people are all Reality TV stars now yeah, That's what they are, you know? Yeah. I think maybe like I haven't I'm a few episodes behind, but like I will say at the end it does like kind of tie it up in a nice bow, so maybe they're just kind of like worried it's not gonna be like that. That I understand that like we're at the end of the show and there's one not even anymore. There was one couple

Calls off and it's like so who's gonna win but it's like are there people? Is that how you win Love Island? It's there's a hundred thousand dollar prize for like the couple who makes it to the end or like who like America votes Or somebody votes like you're the best couple. It's like a afterthought. It's you know How long are they there for? If you if you start to finish it's like an afterthought. It's, you know, 50,000 bucks. How long are they there for? If you start to finish, it's like six weeks. Yeah, yeah, six weeks. I mean, we're on 28, 30 episodes. Six weeks, grand prize, 25 grand.

No thanks. That's what I mean, too, though. I was going to have fun, guys. I think that's what people do. That's why it's a good, like, there are some people probably scheming and scamming to try to win. I mean, some of these people are 21 years old. If you won 25 grand, it'd be a big deal.

But it's not enough that it's like survivor. You could also just come work at Barstool and win a video game contest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For real. Hand that out weekly over here.

But for the most part, I think people are going on to either like actually try to find love or just like the experience and then to be trying to get famous and all that sort of shit. Yeah. If it was like a million dollar prize, I think then people would be like, let's pretend to be in love the whole fucking time. I think some people go with that idea and eventually it falls off or, you know, they get exposed or whatever. But I don't know, man, like I went early this season. It was kind of just like the courting the courtship process and I was like this

Fucking sucks, and then it got crazy and dramatic and fighting and drama and I was like, let's go What's what's the I know the lady I keep up being a racist So there's two ladies that kicked out for being a racist too. So there was one that got kicked out after two days She is Cuban or Hispanic of some sort and there was a video of her talking about a guy she was dating and she called him my N-word. Always a gray area. Can they say it, can they not? I don't know, growing up in New York,

Hispanics, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, they said it. It's allowed. Mexicans, I think in California say it. If you're not in those spots, you can't say it. I don't know. You know what I mean? Just because I'm Venezuelan? Yeah.

Right, right, right. I don't know where you can draw the line. I don't know. Someone's got a map out there. And there's certain, if you're Uruguayan, you can't. I don't know. So that was the first one. And it was so quick.

It was like, we don't know you. We're not going to deal with this drama. Let's just get the fuck out of here. This girl now, she was like the only one in a couple, probably was going to win win and was one of the most popular girls and she was saying that her eyes looked slanty and used the c-word so she was getting some sort of cosmetic shit done and she said whenever I get this done I look and that is see that surfaced and they fucking

kicked her out which was like I was like, they are in a pickle right now because they set a precedent to kick this nobody bitch off. Now you have like your star and are you gonna stick to it? Like I doubt it and they fucking did it. So whether or not, you know, there's a bunch of people saying that she didn't, you know, it was a long time ago or it was not that bad of a slur, all these arguments that are not good arguments to make,

but there's a discourse about that. That's a whole other thing. The fact that the network was just like nope. We did this for you We're gonna do this for you pretty impressive considering that it was like this is our one of our cash cows Yeah, I think they were probably like we're gonna have a million more seasons of this and we can't Jeopardize the whole institution for this one bitch. So like get the fuck out. They also like notoriously Get like the Asian community is like because they never have Asians on the show So they're always they're already kind of like you guys hate Asians so it would have been a really tough look Yeah, they just like let that slide or they just like and in general. I think

I mean, there's a lot of people who are just like that's not that bad of a word and it's like I Don't I wouldn't be saying that publicly Not really for me to decide I'm not gonna be obtuse there are certain slurs worse than others. Yeah, we know that but that's one that's like you can't say that. Yeah, I only have one I won't say Everything else has got it. It's it's gotta be the right time I've never said moat not never but I rarely ever say any of them but like but I can say mcginny right now It needs that word I probably would say but

Even like that one the I said it before on the show I always think about I can't stop thinking about Louis CK's N-word bit, because I just don't get it. What, when he's talking with Sam Fowler on them or? No, no, no, no. Or the actual bit. In that he talks about how he uses the N-word if, he's like, because I don't even use it, like racially.

Like I'll like, and he has a bit about, I think he was in Seattle or something like that, and some white guy with a ponytail Made his coffee and it was the best coffee ever had and he walked out He had a sip and went damn that N word made the shit out of this coffee Yeah, that doesn't I don't get the joke and it bothers me so much. Yeah But you like even in that sense, I don't get how that worked his bit with Chris Rock You don't talk about that. Yeah, I don't get how that worked. His bit with Chris Rock, you know what I'm talking about? That he did like that round table. Yeah, I think he's talking about that.

Oh, because I thought he was sort of saying in that regard that like, he says, Ricky Gervais is the biggest N-word I know. Something like that. Oh, really? Meaning it's kind of like anybody can behave in a way. But that's just like, I don't know, what does that even mean, dude?

It's the only time I've really agreed with Seinfeld ever when he was just like, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Yeah. Like, that's fine, you guys can do that. I don't do that. At the time, Seinfeld was kind of the wet blanket on the conversation. I mean, it definitely was a wet blanket, but it was great. But he was right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, so there is a...

I can't decide where I fall on this. As a regular human, I don't want people to be bullied and to go through online hate and to be crying and all that shit. I'm not a fucking savage. If any of these people walked in, I wouldn't kick the mother down or make fun of them or whatever.

But you go on the show, it's the most popular show in the world, you know what you're getting into, you sign up to be these crazy sexual, fucking backstabbing, gossiping, whatever's that comes with a level of scrutiny, right? And then on top of it, they also all are planning to come out famous and with followers and have like, so if you go in there

being like, I am going to become this thing, then there's also potential downside to you. Know what I mean? That shouldn't be like totally risk freefree that it's just like I get to go on the show I'm gonna come out with a million followers brand deals sponsorships, and I'm famous and I don't have to risk anything That's not really how it works. You know the risk is that along the way while trying to become a star You might say some shit or do some shit where America starts to think less of you or whatever I don't know. I think that's kind of fair game. I agree with who's saying.

There's just a lot of, like the show puts up warnings now, like a thing on the screen, like, remember this is Love Island, not Hate Island, and keep the online discourse to a minimum, and why are you bullying, and all this shit. The host has come out and been like, I don't understand why these girls are getting bullied, or these guys are getting bullied,

and it's like, well, they're behaving like savages on television in an effort to become like famous and rich. And we don't like that. And like, so you want, you want the ratings, you want the attention, the network wants the ratings and the attention, the people want the attention and the money and all that shit. And then we have to like be like, this is just everyone's so nice. Well, that I'd be like that. I, I used to think like that,

that like you should have to be nice and all that stuff. But like I remember when I, when I realized that for all of history there have been people who create content and for all of history there have been people who hate it and shit on it mm-hmm it's just we people who create content have decided to step into the living room and listen to them you just don't have to so like just don't do that. People on Love Island don't have to check stuff. People are free to say whatever they want.

You don't have to look at it. But I would take that a step further and be like, if you are the type to get upset by this, don't go on Love Island. Or don't look at it, one or the other. Right, right, right, yes, yes. At that point, it's on you to be like, I am doing this thing where the world might love me

or hate me or somewhere in between, and I have to accept the consequences and handle those consequences myself and not put it on America to be like, watch our show, give us money, give us ratings, make it the number one show in the world. Only say nice things. Right. That's great. Especially when a lot of like, I don't think for the most part, I actually think America is being pretty fair.

There's a girl in the show. This is actually interesting. You don't even really need to watch the show to like have an opinion on this. Everybody this time, I think at least this is the first time I've noticed it, they went in and they gave their Instagram and their phone to a person to run it while they're in the villa because they can't have their phones. And I think that this was the first time that people did that because it was like I want to capitalize while this is happening. I want posts

going up. I want people putting up clips and all that shit. And all those people were obviously very focused on becoming famous and getting followers. And the one girl who didn't has the most followers. Her name is Amaya. She doesn't speak English. She's, I actually, my hot take is I don't find her to be like as endearing and lovable as America does. I think it's like... Same.

She's stupid. She's stupid. And the argument is... You think she has a big heart, but like... Yes, she has a big heart. She's a wonderful girl. Again, if she came in and talked, I'd be like, you're great. You're a delight.

If I was like, I have to pretend that I want to have a sexual encounter with this girl, I'll show you clips of it. It's like, it's the same conversations I have with Shay. She's like, what's your favorite color? What do you like to eat? Like, oh my God, this is so funny. It's like you're talking to a child. When guys want to hook up with her,

I'm almost like creeped out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think the guys are kind of- Is English not her first language? So this is the thing. I honestly don't know. So when she started, she's Dominican. She's a Dominican from New York,

but she doesn't really speak Spanish well. And in the beginning, a lot of people were like a lot of Spanish Hispanic people were like Why can't this girl speak Spanish if she's Dominican and then a lot of people were like, oh no in New York If you grow up Hispanic, you kind of know like Spanglish So in the beginning it was like why can't she speak in Spanish now? It's like why can't she speak English? I was like what language does this girl speak? Is she getting dumb? I think so. I think like I I think no one says something to start.

Some of the old videos of her Instagram, she doesn't talk and act like she does. I'm like, did this girl have trauma? Every single episode she uses like an idiom in the wrong way. She says she has moths in her stomach instead of butterflies. Yesterday she was like, it's something I hold close to my chest, or like hold.

It's always just like a little arm. Which is supposed to be like a secret, but she was saying something like she loves so much. Like she's just like, oh not there. Yeah she'll combine like close to the chest with near my heart. And it's like well which one did you mean? And she says opportunity.

Instead of opportunity. She says. Gratuitely. Instead of gratitude she said gratitui. She's just like gratitui. She's not even close. She's like my anxiety is through the roof today. I'm like what? She like compares stuff that like through the roof today. I'm like, what?

She compares stuff that doesn't make sense. They walk out on the dock and it's a beautiful view. And she's like, I love looking at the water. She's like, in New York sometimes, I'll go on the Manhattan Bridge and look at the water. And she's like, what? It's like you're talking to, you know. Again, I don't know what you mean,

but it's like if you go on America's biggest show and you can't speak and you say a bunch of silly dumb shit, it's going to make people be like, this girl's kind of dumb. And especially if I was on the show, I would be terrified to be on the show with her and be like, I don't, I'm not attracted to you. I don't think you know what I mean? Like, I'd be like, oh, now I'm like, it's like, hate crime. And so, but the fact that she- I gotta bang this down some jigsaw, America loves me. That's what I'm saying.

That's basically what it feels like. And there have been three guys, she really quickly will kiss you and call you pet names. And a couple of the guys overreacted, and they were like, whoa, you're taking it too fast. But three different guys were like, you are too much, too fast, and I don't like it. And I think that's pretty valid feedback.

And every time she snaps, she goes from this lovable, dumb, good-hearted person, like, fuck you, I fucking hate you, I want, you know. So I think all the guys are like, you're dumb and you're crazy. But anybody who speaks bad about her, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my God. But I do like the fact that somebody put up a TikTok

that was thinking about the fact that Amaya up a TikTok that was like thinking about the fact that Amaya joined the show without giving her phone to anyone, meaning she really just showed up to find love and experience this. And she's got 2 million followers on TikTok and Instagram. So part of me did like that,

that it was like the genuine, like it's rare, I think for the most part, if you do content and shit, you have to work at it and game the system and be a little bit phony. But if you really nail the do content shit you have to work at it and game the system and be a little Bit phony, but if you really nail the genuine aspect you'll exceed all yeah, but the The main girl who got just got kicked out for the racist Asian slur had another influencer running her account This is how crazy love islands gotten that girl

She was already kind of an influencer But that girl started getting famous and getting hate for being this girl's Instagram handler. I was like, this show is fucking juggernaut and you could become famous for just running someone's account. And a lot of people were giving her shit for the way she was running it. And she put up a video being like, oh, I'm sorry. When Ciara comes home and has a million followers, like she's about to hit a million followers. Like, what do you think of that? And that day, the racial slur came out and she had a bad episode and she just lost hundreds of thousands. She was like at 700, 800, 900 and then down to like 500. So imagine being like, she said she sent all these text updates. She was like, she doesn't have a phone, but she's going to see them.

You know, you're almost a million followers. And then it's like, actually the world thinks you're a racist and we only have 300,000 followers now and like I would love to hear the conversation with the producer because they also have to go through a psych because a lot of people have killed themselves like on UK love island three people have killed themselves like you gotta risk something. But like because it's such a. Yeah, I know. I feel like a. It's just so jarring to like, you know, go from no fame to fame or whatever. So they have to go through like three days of therapists on site and like psych evaluation before you like get your phone back and can

enter the real world world. But like I really would love hear that conversation. That needs to be a new show coming home from Love Island. Just watch people be like holy fucking shit because they do they do some challenges and shit where they'll be like who do you guys think are the most trustworthy who do you think is the best couple and they do their thing and then they're like here's who America voted on and it's like the people who they thought were the best couple are at the bottom and who are the most trustworthy or the least trustworthy and these people go into their confessionals and they're like what like clearly like oh I thought we were the it couple and America hates

us like what's going on and then they start thinking well are they seeing things about me that they don't like are they seeing things about him that they don't like and they just get all it's amazing it's like It's like summer camp. So it's six weeks every night. It's every night but hump day. So it's four nights a week for six weeks so it's like 24 episodes. We're on 28 right now and there's like another week so it'll be like 30 something episodes. In the UK version, I was like I was pretty good in math.

You were right there. In the UK version it's like 65 episodes. Crazy. This is like nothing compared to. They film on like you, whatever happening on a Monday is probably out on like a Tuesday or Wednesday Just it's a non-stop like true. That's hard. I used to think about this one as a kid Watching Red Sox games cuz Dennis drink water was always there Yeah, he was the guy who sat behind home plate and like you probably haven't seen videos But like if there was a walk-off home run Dennis drink water was halfway out of the fucking building, but it's one of the more impressive things by the time the ball hit land Like he was gone and and that's why you know You always noticed him because he had very blonde hair and you just knew giant glass and stuff like that

And I remember talking to my dad where I was like if Dennis Drinkwater lives across the street from Fenway Park This is a big commitment. Yes Yeah, every fucking night and it's a four-hour isn't before like MLB updated rules and stuff like the four-hour game every night He was there and I was like that's such dedication to this for watching the show Like just to watch this is that's a lot. There are times where I'm like, I just want to watch a movie Yeah, it's right in the middle of the fucking night There are times where I'm like, I just want to watch a movie. Yeah. And I can't, because it's right in the middle

of the fucking night. I have like the Mets and Love Island at all times. They're like my two full time jobs. It's a lot. I'm like not caught up. And people are like mad at me. I can't like talk to friends. Yeah, you dumb bitch.

But the amount of people. There's two things going on. Everyone is now, you would hate this. The amount of conspiracy theories that the producers are. It's a lot like everything at force barstool's fake Yes, the producers are producing everything they're making sure that these people go home and they don't go home and like I just think it's a shit Show yeah, but what's what they want to happen is not happening So they're like this is so overproduced the producers are but it's like I think the producers are at home going like yeah

Yeah, the producers had the nerve to say this couple this cast there's too much sex going on and they're too out of control like You know, this is a reality TV Like people have convinced themselves. This is an actual like love experiment. I'm like is love on what we did Love is blind love is blind. Yeah, that that's like a toned-down version. This is like everyone's fucking each other kissing each other They make a lot of like they do live they've one challenge where everyone's spitting milk on each other it's it's fucking aggressive it's something that a producer who has our proclivities there

are definitely times I'm like I would not want to be wearing a bathing suit no shirt right now not during this challenge man but then there's a guy's time with a milk challenge my shirt would already be off there's another girl who just had like a full-blown like again as a as a guy who's gone through some of that before I was like I've been through these what she's just like I mean she went through like I said yeah like a psychotic like she just snapped on this guy like fuck you fucking bitch was I ready like fight him and kill him and I was like that seems like most relationships but she like people wanted

her kicked off the show said she was a danger like so there's just a lot of like crazy drama like that it is funny that like like if a guy said that to a woman he's kicked off the show immediately. Immediately. A woman says it to a guy it's like come on guys. Dude and then bro. We gotta stop being pussies. Not only that. It's fucked up but like that is the normal reaction was like I remember talking to my mom about it once there was like someone where like a girl hit a guy like she can't do that. I was like she can he can take it. And then this bitch has like a good week where she like doesn't berate people and like kind of is nice to the guy That she's seeing now and they're like hood a redemption art. This is amazing

I went to high school. I went to high school with Huda. You did you went to high school? Mm-hmm. It's not crazy work. She's only like two years older than me and she's like a five-year-old kid. Yeah, she Is that a dancer? Is that true? She a dancer? I heard that like some people were in my DMs being like, I've been to clubs. I have not seen a strip club within like 30 miles of where we live, but also like, yeah, I think it is true. I think it's true. And then, yeah, I don't know. She, she like was really into acapella in high school. She's really good singer.

But she's like... Oh my god. She's Iranian or Palestinian or something like that? I was about to say, she's Palestinian in Casa Amor. Basically they put all the girls in a new house with new guys. So they split them up. And there was one of the guys that was an IDF soldier. And they like, mapped.

They were about to like, bloods in the crips. No way. Why? That's fucking funny. I don't think either of them are like that, you know, hardcore, but it was like this little. It's crazy though. It was really impressive.

The, there was some Arab dude, Elan. Got it, got it, got it. Oh. There was some Arab dude, like on, not on the show, just on Instagram, said like, he wanted Huda, and he said, said like there's an old I guess an old saying or adage or whatever And in my culture is like why do Arab men like Hispanic women so much? Because they're so easy to deal with basically being like Arab women are the craziest So and I mean this girl was not so you would have loved her huda huda. Yeah. Yeah, I mean she was

Is she the one that cried cuz someone pulled the chair out. I saw a clip of that. Yeah That's what she was like full p crazy. She's the she's the meme like my perfect date. He knows. Yeah She was she put the show on her back for a couple weeks And then a bunch of other people like started to get crazy too But I just these people who are like there's too much sex and not enough love and too much drama and gossip and backstabbing I'm like this shows awesome yeah you're fucking kidding me I would never ever watch a reality show for anything other than the trash yeah the people were like who's gonna be in love like I guess there's a lot of girls out

there and a lot of people who like the actual love to it I'm like I will thank you I think that they overproduced Casa Amor. That was when I was a girl. Well, I think the problem is when you don't have actual, like Casa Amor and Movie Night and shit works when there are people who are like in a couple and then you watch them cheat. Yeah, yeah.

There was nobody in a couple, it's like, all right, it doesn't fucking matter, you know? So that part lacked, but like the moral police being like, this is too much and should be more about love and shit. But bro, there's people that are doing bar game watches for Love Island. It's a cultural thing. I saw someone tweet a picture on a street in New York.

And it was like a gathering I haven't seen since the moon landing. It was like a TV in a storefront. Looking out on the outside, right? Looking in, yes, yes. And it was like a like a TV in a store from looking out and the outside right yes yes it was like who should I blow it off gather to watch who's love Island I was yeah what the fuck that's why when people are like who the fuck cares about this show I'm like oh a million millions it's the number one showing like billions of minutes have been streamed it's a little bit skewed because it's every fucking night but like I also

don't get this I mean I get this all the time with a lot of the content I make because it's like pop culture related. But and you've seen this on like Barstool comments too, where it'll be like, you're right. The Pacers did like outplay them in the fourth quarter last night. So being like, you should be talking about sports. And I'm like, that comment sucks and is boring. You know what I mean? Like your examples of what you think I should be talking about. Like you think I should make a video about like the amount of free throws the Pacers hit in the fourth quarter. No one's going to fucking watch that. You know what I mean? Like your examples of what you think I should be talking about. Like you think I should make a video about like the amount of free throws the Pacers hit in the fourth quarter.

No one's gonna fucking watch that. And I always just think about like, if you were to go to a bar and like sit down with your buddy and he would be like, yo, I got a story. I was dating this one girl and I hooked up with this other girl and I got caught and it was fighting and you'd be like,

oh, you know, that's a story. And then you just sat down and you were like, did you see what the free throw percentage difference between the games? You'd be like, yeah, whatever, man, I don't care. Like good stories are related to all that kind of shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, and then you just sat down you were like did you see what the free throw percentage difference between the games? Yeah, whatever man. Okay, but good stories are related to all that kind of shit You know what I mean the I really we dealt with it forever And it's not just us like people before us who talked about other things right I I remember like it was like Back in the day where it was like you're watching blank the games on and like that's really really effective. I'd be like fuck

I want it totally I used to like fake it yeah I was totally watching the games like I don't fucking care. That's just not what I'm watching. That's pre-27. But what really bothers me is the same people who are like who fucking cares are you know deeply invested in who Nicky Smokes is fucking now yeah you know in a couple weeks we'll be watching the Barstool Beach House like it's the most you know the end-all be-all It's like it's just do you care about the people then you want to know about their sex lives and their personal lives and all That shit, and if you don't you default to who fucking cares right like you just care about different people just

Takes ownership, but I don't care. Yeah, you don't have to care and also I don't like care But I just want to watch the fucking drown. People have to say we or who cares. So like they can pretend that no one does. Just say you don't care. Like when people say who is watching the show and I'm like, literally I don't care. Here are the stats bro, like the gillions of people are watching it.

You can be alone on it if you want. You can be alone on your own island. Go rewatch fucking like ESPN classic game. That's fine, good for you. Yeah, enjoy it. Guys are are like like some of my whatever Just guys are like so gay if you're watching that it's like if I hear a guy's watching Love Island I'm like And it there's I mean there's so many so many things that it's like I you know

My boyfriend watched one episode and now look at him. He's like on the edge of his bed be like It's just I think it's actually a very if you can get over the fact that it's like obviously skewed female. Other than that, it's just like primal, like everybody's invested in it, it's like, they're fucking who? Yeah. And then they turned on who? And they, yeah, I mean it's just, to me that's like almost the lowest

common denominator of entertainment. I can't believe people even debate that, but it is, that, I would pay money to see a live stream of her of so like where I'm at again I'm behind but I think right now she like definitely thinks that she's like the next Leah totally it does she start to get like does she now have a better idea before she left that like she's hated or not? I don't think so. No. That's why it's like the trio of Sierra, Alandria and Shelly.

Shelly definitely. They had they went from like the three queens and in one episode, all of America turns on them. They're like and they deserve it. They were like just very bitchy, very mean and very like. Not aware. Yeah. They're like, wait, you, very mean, and very like not aware. Yeah. They're like, wait, you guys don't like us? And Huda, I mean it's wild how Huda had like this little redemption because Huda

becomes a sympathetic figure and Sierra just kind of sits there with her stupid pouty lips being like, well really? And then like boom, you're gone. But that's what I'm saying. That's why I love reality TV because it's like seriously you can't ever judge anybody. Nobody's good, nobody's bad. Everyone's just like has their weeks and like Yeah, yeah, it's just too short of a time and it's like I'm sure like like if she stayed like one more week Like we would have probably liked her again And then like hoda I can't understand the difference though of being in there if you were in there and watched her like berate somebody And like you felt like in danger, I wouldn't,

I wouldn't like, oh, a week later she's nice. I'd forget about that. I'd be like, that bitch is a psycho. Whereas America can be like, oh, she's being nice now because of the edit and the people there are like, fuck that woman. And vice versa with all the other people. Once you see some crazy shit, you're probably,

or like Amaya, you're pretty dumb. Where America can be like, you're very cute and funny. Where the guys are like, I don't wanna talk to you anymore. These are things that if you're living it, you're probably like, fuck this, fuck that. You're crazy, you're very cute and funny, where the guys are like, I don't want to talk to you anymore. These are things that if you're living it, you're probably like, fuck this, fuck that, you're crazy, you're weird, and you don't just change because one week went by and it's a little different. Yeah, screaming about the Mets is funny.

When she's chewing on his dog toys. When you can watch it for six seconds. When it's your life for half a decade against a little bunch. When you hear it everywhere you go, it's a different story. But yeah, that girl. So I guess what Uno was saying, the first girl who got kicked

out was quarantined for a couple of days, and they didn't tell her why she got kicked out. Because of how the episodes are released every night, they had to wait until her getting kicked out was real time, live, so she wouldn't get out and tell people that she was kicked out. So like- So depending on when that, cause that already aired.

This one happened pretty quick, I feel like. It did, but I'm wondering if she's- But even if there's, if there's- They just put her in a hotel room and they're like, you can't leave. You can't, and they don't give you your phone, they don't tell you why you're kicked off. They're just like, you're kicked off.

Even if you get like voted off in the middle for something normal, you're still in the hotel without your phone to not like spoil shit for like a while. If you're still in the hotel without your phone to not spoil shit for a while. If you locked me in a hotel room for three days, I'd be like, I'm gonna need a lot of towels. You can't leave, you can't have your phone. That's fine, just keep sending it fucking to the cleaning lady up here.

I don't think I could do that. I think I would, to use an extremely overused term in the Love Island world these days, I think I would crash out. If you just locked me in a room and you have to go home but we're not going to tell you why and you don't know when you're leaving, I would break down the door. Because I'd be like, what if it's ten days? What if it's a thousand days? You're in prison, at this point I'm a prisoner. You know, it's fucking crazy. But these are probably all the things you I'm sure when you sign up you probably sign up to like If I kill myself so be it Yeah, I'm sure they send producers in to like play puzzles with them right because what do they do for three days? I don't know if you're seriously locked in a fucking you're locked in a hotel for three days. You're doing what you're masturbating Two things hotel rooms are for coming or dying Yeah, yeah, yeah, so there's two things hotel rooms are for coming or dying

I have a take that stems from Love Island, but I want to extend it beyond It's about you women. I think I Think you you all need to retire the phrase girls girl. Oh Yes, yeah girls. I'm so's saying someone is a girls girl. I have never seen someone use the term girls girl unless they are tearing down another guy saying you're not a girls girl. I don't know if it's like ultra woke of me to be like, you're just using that as a reason to like shit on someone like just say you don't like exactly it.

You know what I mean? It's just like, I don't like your behavior. I'm going to skew it to say that you like only care about men or whatever however You're gonna make it fit your narrative, and I'm gonna say you're not a girl's girl like I It's crazy. It's like This like standard and now and I think this years in the love island showed it where it's like a lot of girls were afraid To be viewed as like if you don't like another female that's okay But they were like afraid of being painted a certain light.

So they all like clicked up and they all, then ironically became mean girls. Yeah. You know, it's like, it became this like standard of behavior that is actually the opposite of what the impact you wanted it to have, you know? In the beginning, it probably started out like, it's do you, you support girls fine,

but now it's become a way to weaponize against other girls It's the same thing to me now when people say pick me. I'm like yeah Yeah, all these phrases when we've done it in my troll we lost its meaning and you know every word eventually It just it gets so used that it doesn't mean anything anymore I mean crash out is my favorite one right now cuz Shay says crash Share will be like if I don't get my chicken nuggets soon. I'm going to crash Yeah Cher will be like, if I don't get my chicken nuggets soon, I'm going to crash out. I know that you know what that means. Yeah, I agree. If I hear girls girl, I'm like, you're the problem.

You're the issue. So when did, I just haven't gotten there yet. When did they use that? It's mostly Olandria. Olandria is like, the one, Olandria is being like, outing Ahuda for being a mom, outing Ahuda for who she's making out with, talking like behind her back and in front of people, and then being like, you're not a girl's girl.

And so you, you are the definition. Yeah. It's also like the people that are like, I'm a girl's girl and like love Island, at least go in and immediately like we're sisters. So you can't do anything. That's what I mean. They right away. You guys are not sisters at all. Right. Everything became very phony because it was like America, women now want to see like girls supporting girls. And it's like, well, not if you don't agree with that girl or whatever like just be real yeah you don't like the guy you don't the girl that shouldn't really be a difference you

know yeah but it's cut that's also why it's like you can just kind of see everybody's intentions over time like on reality TV too and like no matter what you say like if you say like oh I'm like not toxic whatever. It's like don't even just just let it play out. We'll see yeah Yeah, we will decide that for you. Yeah This this is kind of a hot take last thing, but I Apart of me kind of feels like actually the Nick and Olandria thing I Have no idea haven't seen like if they actually keep continuing to flirt or anything but a part of me when in Casa Amor I felt like she wait I felt like they the

producers realized I screwed up when Nick and Elantra got sent home and they're like we can't send home like that might have been a little production so I think they were like there was some some producers like fuck I sorry fucked up to make up for it they were like if we put Nick because everyone's already shipping them together under jokingly so I think they were like maybe if they put them together that it would kind of distract from the fact and then because also it's like the conversation between them on that little date just seemed a little forced and like everything seemed a little forced

even though I think that they're adorable together honestly from what I've seen but it seemed forced and then I think like also when Elandria told Shelly and Sierra they weren't surprised like they had already known so I think like she Elandria went behind and was like hey by the way the producers made me do this I don't know why I did it. I can see that. I mean Elandria was like I mean she was the queen like be a girl's girl and then was like making out with this dude. Yeah exactly. You made out with Sierra's dude and talked to her. You know better. Girl's girl. It's like come on. I don't know. That was also great. The girl got kicked out. Like if

you were to be like everybody thinks these are real love connections and this guy's like I want to be closed up. I want to be with you and she gets the boot and he's like okay I'm staying. Yeah. And then just like links up with her girlfriend. Wait that's fair. Wait it's fair but I'm staying yeah and then just like links up with her girlfriend wait that's right it's fair but I'm just saying if you're if you're like we're in love this is it and then the person gets kicked out you'd be like alright I'm gonna go home with you because you have the opposite she's like I'm gonna stay and fuck this other guy I could win a Toyota Camry and fuck this other bad bitch. He went a 97 to the old guy, you know, with a back. That was a class one.

Iris, the girl, Iris' roommate. She's the only normal one. That girl's great. Running her social set, Iris tried to leave a TJ in production like Wooden Letter. Oh. That's crazy, because they were together for like a day. That would stick around for the rest of the year. If you gave me the choice between a TJ and a Camry, I'd take the Camry. Alright, so that's Love Island. It is officially sandal season.

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Feeling success no doubt like really that that's the best feeling the second best feeling is Not committing to something and it not becoming a thing, bro I was gonna say I'll let you finish But I was like I love just like canceling things giving up on things being done shit all the time never mind we're not doing it I saw all the abstinence of this morning I was like yes I knew it wasn't worth investing five years thank fucking God the payoff on that day's gotta be hanging from a fucking the hotel room in Essex, right? When I find out that a show or something is like oh never mind the finale yes exactly yeah

Man I woke up this morning. It's like cut on Twitter, and I was like oh Yes, and and the total opposite to it when you when you're the person who sees it through and the finale does suck or something You're like Fuck well fuck, I was wrong. I was telling everyone to watch this. I think it's Diddy stuff too. Oh yeah, Diddy stuff. Dude, I'll never, I mean I guess I understand it, I know there's a lot of racial implications, I know fame is a big thing, all that stuff, but like, the people openly, with their face and their name on social media

being like, let's go, Diddy's free. Also the amount of people who don't like, I was by no means an expert on this case, but if you just take like a mild interest in it, you can understand what's going on. It turned into like a, the prosecution and the government and cops all like bit off more they can chew and they over they overstep their bounds and like they deserve to have egg on their face because they came up with all these charges that were not good you know like they couldn't prove they had to do that because they couldn't charge him for assault everyone i can tell you how many people were like that why didn't they just charge him with abuse they had the evidence for that no they had

to go for like the rico yeah they couldn't. Statue of limitations expired. You don't think that a bunch of lawyers would have just said, we have a video, we have evidence, you're going to jail? No, they couldn't do that. So they had to come up with this cockamamie Rico racketeering thing because it was the only way they could maybe nail him on any charges. They didn't, they weren't like so arrogant, like we're not going to go for this. We're going to go for this, we're gonna go for a higher charge

and try to prove that and show him. No, they just couldn't do the fucking easy thing because of a crazy rule in my book. Like, I don't know, some things I feel like if it's two, five, 10, 20 years later, enough time's gone by. If you wailed on someone's face, and there's video of it, like, I don't know,

that should be enough to put you away from maybe not the whole sentence. I don't know. But yeah, having seen the video, you should be able to do something. And that's my thing. My thing is, if you want to debate, like, should he have gotten off based on the legalities and the technicalities? Fine. If you wanted him to get off after seeing that video, something's wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like II could II have no problem saying skirt the justice system, break the rules, throw that guy in jail. Well, he's going to jail for a long time, right? I don't think so. I mean, he got he got prostitution charges but II guess II'm obviously not

super up to date but II thought I thought both charge carries 10 years maximum of 10 The only thing that gives me hope is they did not give him bail They said that he was either a danger to flee or like a danger in general So if a judge is already saying we're not even going to let you get out on bail I would hope that he would give you the maximum or close to the maximum. I also think that prostitution charges Could be like time served. He's been like basically done like a year as is right Maybe you go to jail for like another six months to get out on good behavior

Like I don't think he's gonna be maybe I'm wrong And maybe maybe the judge will be like you fucking dummies like missed the chance to throw away a monster I'm gonna just give him the maximum. Yes justice. I also I don't think it'll be that long because the charge was Transportation to Wasn't even prostitution. Yeah, it was like, he put some people in a car and drove into a fucking, you know. I think, I think, uh, the other, where it does get gray is like, he hired escorts, he had willing participants, all that shit. I think if you like have a prostitution charge

and it was coercion and all that shit, that's a different thing. I think if you just like hire prostitutes, I don't, I can't imagine someone going, Jeff, like 10 years for that. You know what I mean? It is weird. It's like, where does all the stuff come from? The baby oil? Like all that he was fucking kids and that. Yeah.

Like where does all that come from? I don't know about, yeah, the kids stuff. I think the- Like as far as I was concerned, like Diddy was banging children. Yeah, he became like a fucking monster. Nightly and Ashton Kutcher was watching. Yeah.

And like, where did all that come from? The dantes of the world. The dantes. I also really think that there is a huge, not just Diddy in a lot of cases, there's a huge disconnect with people who either haven't gone through it before or don't want to put themselves in someone else's shoes who cannot wrap their head around a toxic relationship. Yes. Where they're just like, she was,

she was happy. She was a willing participant. She had sex with them. She wanted to like, until you've been in a spot where it's like I am in, I'm trapped or I'm in a bad thing and I can't get out of it. It's like, yeah, we did sleep together or yeah, we did sleep together. Or yeah, we did have moments where we had high highs, but we had low lows. If you haven't done that or you don't

want to sympathize with that, you can easily default to, oh, no, she was complicit. Or it was consent. And then if you've been through some shit, it's like, oh, it gets a little weird. You know what I mean? But I guess there's a larger comment on it. Why is everyone a pedophile? Yeah, why is the pedophile everybody? Like it's the literal worst thing you can be. Yeah, why like the second you have too much baby oil

Is it like boy there pedophile? Yeah, it's like I'm a celebrity every politician is accused of being a pedophile Yeah, they can't possibly be that they're all pedophile I think that's really what happened to is people wanted that to be like an Epstein thing where they were like he's gonna get Off because they raided his house to get the tape so that the real higher-ups don't get caught fucking kids Like everything has to fit this kid fucker like why why was it? Why do we get so obsessed with pedophiles? Everyone has to be everyone is accused. I do think though that there's been enough like when when when like The out a couple Alex Jones conspiracies end up proving true or you know the guys like Epstein Bohemian Grove is a pretty like well accepted thing

It's like a bunch of weird elites get together in like the woods and like do like weird sexual sacrifices and shit like that It's pretty I think all that stuff is ghost stories. I think it's like season one which all didn't end up happening there either I don't know enough about it, but I do think that that was like somewhat proven to like... Something happened out there, whether or not they're like, you know, slitting kids' throats and fucking drinking their blood. I don't know, but they're... and then the FC and stuff. Like there's enough where it's like, I do believe there are high-powered people who are pedophiles. I believe pedophiles exist. But everybody being in it.

And all of them being tied back to this like one or two guys is probably not the case But yeah, I mean that's it's it's like we like Someone is rich and famous like we have to find a way to make them like the worst monster possible Yeah, yeah, like realistically, they're probably just a normal person, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there's and obviously I'm not speaking to the Epstein's and the Diddy's they're they're bad people they're still I don't know I don't know about anybody but like As far as I can tell what the courts are telling me none of them are pedophiles, right? I was just gonna ask like since I wasn't alive, does it remind you like

everyone loving Diddy of like the OJ? Yeah, yeah. But OJ 2.0 was like kind of understandable. It was like they just had the Rodney King police brutality, like racial tensions were like really fucking high. So I think it was sort of like black people were just like happy to win one you know I mean like it was understandable that it was like fuck the police fuck the system fuck white people and he represented like that so I could kind of understand it the diddy thing just feels like I like him and I like his music that's I don't even like did he's music well they did you know but like even his music yeah yeah it was it was you know it's not like Diddy's on a

track or something like that but like I don't know, Diddy have a lot of like one album. I love Diddy's music. It was more his record label and all that shit but like the people like outside the building like partying and throwing baby oil on each other there was one some girl being like Diddy can you pee on me like and those are the exception but like see those there are anybody out there doing that. But like that, even that that like speaks to like more of my thing with the internet right now was like, everything is made like every video, like what the debate comes down to like was, was it real? Yeah. And like, I think it's so much

to think, I was talking about the other day We're like I would be more interested in watching like a tick tick talk if like you're like, you know, here's a minute Short joke thing. I made we're like don't tell me it's real There's plenty people who just do like, you know fictionalized skits something that was funny Yeah, it doesn't have to be real. Yeah, this real like I'm outside Like just make a joke about it. Don't fucking actually go do it. Yeah, and I feel like everyone everything is always trying to like Pretend it's real whereas like just make the joke, right? Yeah, you know what I mean? Like like I haven't seen these videos, but I can't imagine there was someone actually being like yeah And like squirting baby oil like I mean there was literally Like I think they were probably doing it as a joke.

I'm gonna go viral. Whatever, yeah. I'm gonna go viral. And it's like, just- I mean, well, there's also like, there's a difference of like, there was a guy who was outside the courthouse like every week saying like,

Freako is not a Rico. Like, whether that guy was doing it for views or like a big supporter of Diddy, at some point I'm like, I don't care what your reasoning is. Yeah, yeah. You're representing this in a way That's right It's negative no money either way, but it's like but it's different than being real

But it can be you can be funny like that's a funny idea, right? Just do it Don't like go to pretend. Yes to be daddy's biggest fan or something telling you the internet man is making the internet stop I love the internet. It's made me a career. I Love being on it. I think we were at I think it's so cool that we lived through like the literal birth of it. Yeah, like The internet will be here for thousands millions of years and like we started it like literally started I got cool to like live through that revolution. But like it's even like watching love Island is like Jesus Christ guys like the think pieces and the is like, Jesus Christ, guys, like the think pieces and the analyzation and the analysis

and the fucking reading into it. And it's like that with sports. And it's like that with TV shows, everything. It's like, it's fucking exhausting. And then it makes me want to be like, I'm not going to engage in any of this. But then you're like checked out of the whole fucking thing. Yeah.

Then it's like, well, I got to make my bones. I got to do my shit. But everything becomes sensationalized. And if you're not sensational, you're just kind of like white noise. Fuck. We need to stop rewarding the hot TikTok guys and start rewarding more real regular content.

But you know what? I was thinking about that. Well, I read an article about just kids and phones kind of deal. And I was just article about like just kids and phones kind of deal and I was just thinking about like, you know, it was just offering ideas of what the future could hold on people who were raised by phones and I was like, I was like, yeah, the next generation is probably pretty different.

And then I was like, but no one had a bigger shock to their system than us. So like, no matter what the internet is, like what they're dealing with The shock to the system to what reality was to what reality is like no one went through a bigger change than us No, so and we're fine. We're more or less fine, you know, like we could be better. We could be worse, right? So everyone's gonna be fine, right? Like not only were we like the first to have the internet. We were the first to watch Hardcore pornography. Yeah when regular whenever we wanted if that doesn't fuck a person up well I think is it probably did but that's what we did but we're fine okay like yeah what doesn't kill you makes you we're a little different but we're all right yeah like and I can't imagine there's a change of going from like like I grew up

with my my friends older brothers were like I jerked off to Victoria's Secret Yeah, I saw the worst Cameras inside So I will say that it might be one more generation What you're talking about is like my kids have like grown up with it in their fucking life from the get Yeah, and that might almost be worse like we went through a shock but at least we had some semblance of like the old world

where it's like if you don't have that to like tether you to some sense of reality maybe that but you know what worse but I don't know watching us just going from like wholesome shit to this is the world resets. Yeah. So often like I and like we don't realize it because like we think like I was telling you before the show like I've been watching Mad Men unbelievable show incredible show. I can't believe I waited this long to watch it but like everything not just not just like how people act and so like Everything is so different. The airlines are different. The television channels are different. Like the world is a completely different fucking place

Everything yeah, everything is so different. So like in 30 completely different fucking place. Everything is so different. So in 30 years, it's gonna be completely fucking different. So who gives a shit? Don't even fucking bother trying to predict it or figure it out. It's gonna be a completely different world. I especially think, I'm not one of the AI people are gonna take over the world thing,

but I think you don't even realize what is going to bring, you know what I mean? It's like when 3G came out, that led to Uber and Google Maps and all that shit. And I don't think people even said, we need to make an update where we can send cars wherever we want.

But it was an unintended consequence. It was like, oh, wait a minute. We could just send a car here. Yeah. And oh, we can just have these people deliver. Whatever now. And that became so it's like. And like Uber, when you're sitting here,

we think Uber will be here for probably gone 10 years, 15 years. Yeah, something else. I was watching an episode where they were on a flight and like in my head Delta's been what you flew forever, and it will be what you fly forever. They were on like TWA or something Yeah, I don't even exist anymore. Yeah The whole place is new yeah, like all the companies where we have like, oh, there are four companies. Like for airlines, streaming channels, and fucking apps, and all that stuff.

In 20 years, they'll be gone. I mean, if you were to tell someone however many years ago, like NBC will like, eh, it'll be around. But you'd be like, what? Shit runs the fucking world. So like, who? Why are you going to stress about it? It's going to be a different place.

You have no idea. I know. It also just gives me like, it's hard to you know, like I definitely will look at other people be like you had your time and it's over now. It's like, if we can't keep up with everything we're just fucking done at some point too. Like you gotta, what if we all like, we're the first generation grub with phones, what if we all die at like 60 from like cancer? Might happen. Yeah.

Get me off my phone. It'll get me off my phone. I think I'm excited to try to, I'm going to go watch a couple of shows like Mad Men and a couple other classics that I missed. Because I think five, 10, whatever years ago, when it was still really hot and being jammed down your throats by the real diehard fans, the contrarian in me was like

Now that that's kind of died down on shows like madmen and the wire and a couple I don't know about the wire I've tried a few times. I just don't think I like the wire, but this is Prano's and madmen It's like rather than go watch another piece of shit show on streaming go watch like a Herald did classic like I mean badminton even I was thinking about watching mob land right I started mob land but I should probably go watch badman first yeah and then I can watch the new one that's like you know kind of a cheaper version of the pilot what you like it is the greatest introduction to a character like I do remember the Don Draper is the guy. But I also really like how it's not what I thought. I thought it was very

much like men dominating women and like women in the workplace and men smoking. I mean it's that era but it's almost like how it doesn't really work. There's Don Draper who's a man and there's Roger Sterling who's a man. But like the rest of them like I look like little boy They don't they're not like the intimidating 70s man you pictured They're like they're children and the women actually seem like they're kind of the ones in charge Which is I think what is the rub? Yeah, that's why it's a good show Yeah, I mean I watched some I've been watching a lot recently and so I'm at a point right now

I'm going through a phase of like I'm gonna call my Fettle burger where I just want to watch entertaining shit and not think about much and And I watched the waterfront on on Netflix. Was that good? It was yeah And I thought it was a piece of shit Netflix show then I found out it's a true story Oh, really totally changes it where I was like or at least based on a true story and that now now I'm like Oh, I wish this was on like HBO because I think people would have taken it more seriously It's got tench from a whole McElhaney. Yeah I've had it recommended to me. I went to go awesome. He's always awesome. I went to go watch it and For some reason I was like I'm gonna do mine hundred instead

I typed in like whole McElhaney and those two popped up and so I'm actually can mine hundred instead. I typed in like Holt McLean-y and those two popped up. I can't fault you for that. But it's a little bit soapy. Everything's a little bit soap opera now. But it's basically Yellowstone but in the Carolinas. And they own like a marina. And they end up running drugs in their boats. And it's dramatic and stupid and silly. Topher Grace is in it. He's a bad guy. He plays a really good sociopathic villain. It's good. He was the bad guy in something else recently, where I was like, is that Topher Grace being a villain? I forget.

But he was in some of those. He does a really good like, I'll kill you. He's very Topher Gracie, but it's like, I'm also a psychopath. Dude, that was funny. You said everything's kind of soap opera-y right now. Because I just read an article basically about how the Naked Gun 2 or whatever it is the Naked Gun reboot is the most important movie this summer and the argument was that... Bring back dumb shit. It was it was just

that comedy isn't made anymore, but everything's funny. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You saying that made me think of that, where it's like, everything's kind of funny. Like, everything's got like- There's humor in everything. There's, you know, the superhero makes a quip

and stuff like that. Everything's got jokes, but nothing's like a pure comedy. And the article was arguing that. Naked Gun is. The Naked Gun is. Joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. I mean, everything is said and everything done is fully joke. It's a parody. It it it serves

as no reason other than to make you laugh. Right. So space balls got green lit. Yeah. A lot of those dumb. I mean II said this about space balls but naked gun was one of them like if you look back to our childhood, it's it's naked gun. It's Robin Hood men in tights. It's hot shots airplane blazing satellite Like that was a genre and it was a long like it really last yeah, and it kind of trickled into like not another teen movie and Scary movie scary movie, but those was the only one was a big one. Yeah

Yeah, no team actually not in the team was to then it got scary. We became like a franchise though Yeah, but then they then they became like they were doing like 300 parodies Yeah, those that's where it died off. Yeah, but those come back or it's just like everything is a joke. Nothing is this Hours fucking ours was a good one. Yeah, like they're all parodies They're all I mean those those things everything on screen everything they're wearing everything they're saying everything they're doing is a joke Yes, and that's it and that I agree like I, I, I think people will hate space balls. I think like the younger generational bit, what the fuck is this?

Well, I think, I think the older generational, I think with sequels, what tends to happen is people like want it to capture the magic I had the first time. Yeah. And you can't really do that. You can't do that. It's a new thing. It's a new thing. But I think the notion of a parody,

like a two hour parody movie, I think like, I don't know if it's going to hit. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. I just, I was never particularly a big parody guy. Neither was I. But when I think of like the hits, I know those and I watch those and I like Spaceball. 300 and you know, so like you got to do it right.

But I could see the younger generation. Even Scary Movie, I think I only saw the first. Yeah. If you're watching like in the theaters, Scary Movie 5, you're a fucking psychopath. That's fucking nuts. Wait, what is Spaceballsballs again. Spaceballs like a Star Wars parody. Got it. So everything is like, you know It's it's very stupid. It's all dumb. I think Tim Robinson is clever. You know what I mean? Help bring back We're like, it's just stupid Robinson that I don't want to give and I don't like that

I like that I think this way, but I didn't get a chance to finish Friendship. I got interrupted by my kids when I was watching it. But I think what I like about Tim Robinson in a skit is a little bit much for a full feature. I think that is not an uncommon thing. When they were boxing and he's like... and he puts a soap in his mouth. That was funny in the vacuum, but I was like, this just keeps going. You know what I mean? It's a lot for a whole ass movie instead of a two or three minute skit.

But I like him. I want to like him. You know what I mean? I get that for sure. I liked it, but I definitely understand that take on it. OK, now for my good segue. Remember when we were talking about Epstein and? Yeah.

All right. Speaking of pedophiles Dude this is this is the complete opposite of pedophilia. I was reading magazine and I saw this ad It's the craziest ad you'll ever see in your life life. Who adopted. Wait. Yeah. Who adopted who is the tagline. And there is and it says adopt a teen. You can't imagine the reward.

And then it's a mom and a dad and a teen. But yeah it's like who did it. It is. I stared at that picture For I want even I would say the guy in the middle is the kids the team But he's balding and dressed like an old man He's got worse hairline imagine if you just came home from work And there was some 17 year old stranger looking at your wife like that they'd be like what the fuck is this? I looking at your wife like that, they'd be like, what the, who the fuck is this? Get him out of my house. I, this, bro, I'll tell you what right now,

this is a front for pedophilia. This is like, buy a teen and you can like, fuck him and cuck him. This is crazy. To just bring, you have to be a insanely benevolent and generous and really like, good person to think it's okay to bring a teenager into your home and be like this is fine like the rest

of this is fucking weird I'm sure there are many teenagers who desperately need help and deserve help and all that stuff doesn't look like like get a different one that's an adult man who's gonna fuck that wife yeah at the very least like jerk off to her like at the very least, like, jerk off to her. Like, at the very least, there's gonna be confusing feelings here. For adopt a teen, like, don't use a kid who looks 30. At least. Are we sure it's not the... that's the wife?

None of these people, like, are raised. What if it's two gay guys who adopted this girl teen? Yeah, yeah, honestly, I never even considered the wife might be the... Is she the wife of the teen? I don't know. None of them look like teens. No, God, no, the wife's not the teen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, even considered the wife might be that issue the wife. He's like, I don't know none of them look like teens No, God. No, the wife's not the team But neither is the The kid in the mill if that is worse hairline than anyone in this bucket if that if that if I had that hairline as a

I would chop my own head off. I'd be like I don't have a hairline at all I work cuz my head is gone. I chopped it off. It's also like Even like this thing is balding That's like the bald stool bro. Head to turkey dude. Dude imagine that like your wife Handed you this art. Babe I was reading this magazine Seems like a pretty good idea. You'd be like, what'd you say you little slut? Are you fucking kidding me? I bring a young buck into the household.

This reminds me of this billboard that my sister and I saw in LA. And it was, okay, we don't remember exactly what it said, but it was like some woman, and she was like conventionally hot, she had dark hair and she had a red shirt on. She was like kind of doing like a, almost like a dominatrix

type thing like she looks kind of like that right and it was like a black and red like sign it was like text it was like this it was like a sexy like there there was like smoke in the background but it said you something along the lines of like you you comply like will check like we'll do a check and then it said sturdy balconies calm so then we were like that's a really like sexual sign for like a balcony whatever it's been really maybe sturdy balconies and in the the text was definitely like you comply we're gonna like like you just sit my little bitch sit in the cup here maybe it's like some kind of like don't fit

like dominatrix thing or like instinctively threw that fin in there. Maybe like sturdy balconies stands for like stiff tits or something like we didn't we couldn't figure out what it was. I love that girl's balconies. Maybe it's like boobs or whatever but then maybe or maybe it is just really like balconies. We tried looking it up. We couldn't find anything. Yeah, so I guess this is a PSA. Has anybody seen the sturdy balconies. We tried looking it up. We couldn't find anything. Yes So I guess this is a PSA is very seen the sturdy balconies calm Well, isn't it? Well, I guess I don't understand that you comply but like that sturdy balconies. I Guess if you're saying it's sexual I don't think people are fucking on a balcony I that that is where my head goes when you made it sexual

But I also think like you're a pervert you can just be complying with like business with building like requirements That's what it's saying like maybe it is just But then why have this starm nature? But why is it so sexual? Oh, hey you're talking about If I ever need to, I got a little balcony in my house that needs some fixing I might go to sturdybalconies.com You can't go to sturdybalconies.com

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Your parents, you said watch Love Island? Well, we made them, my sister and I, this we're like, we made them watch it with us. It's kind of fun. We got into it like one episode. Watching the like challenges and shit. Like sucking face. That's another thing about Love Island.

I'm sure it was tough to watch it with them People I'm you know again post 27 kind of out on kissing do it but like whatever Right, I mean it's one of the weirder things that we do as a society If I don't suck it ain't close off in three seconds. I'm not doing it. No. Yeah I can get into it in the heat of the moment But like I literally like three to five second Is this going anywhere else? And then when you do it yeah, but it's funny then it's like if it keeps going But uh You know regular people I feel like

Kind of open your mouth you slip a tongue in maybe a nibble on a lip or something suck on a tongue real quick these people Unhinged their jaw yeah Like look up. I'm like did what? So I was talking to people on the cast from seasons but I'm I don't think to producers like tell you to do that Oh, they like yo, let's fucking go and he's like now They don't give us any direction, but he was like but you get in and you know, you're on TV and you just fucking like let it rip I was like I mean it is like like they have to like clean up afterwards

We don't not in my craziest kinkiest drunkest Do I do that? Yeah, it's funny cuz like during I'm watching the strip like whatever the one and heartbeat one, and they're doing a lot of teasing, but they all open their mouth, they're like, baby burning. Yeah, yeah. But we talked about this on Fishbowl, apparently guys tongue a lot more than girls. Something about saliva and-

Yeah, listen, I think guys would play much more into the spit than girls are. But do you guys not like kisses without tongue? I just don't really like kisses. I don't dislike kisses. Once you're into it, you're like, well, what are we doing here? Like, it's pretty... I mean, if you would just like make out and that's it, that's kind of crazy.

I could go the rest of my life never kissing again. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Then like that's kind of crazy. Oh, I got I got the rest of my life never kissing again. Yeah, probably. Yeah. No problem. It's really just a means to an end. It's like, eh, she's gonna wanna kiss me before we do. I like a pet. I like a pet. I was gonna say, I would, I would rather like a just like not even like a peck, just like a like a smooch. Yeah. Yeah. Before I'm like, you wanna kiss? Yeah. But like before sex, you don't... No, no, no.

I'm perfectly content to do it. But if someone was like, you can never kiss again, I'd be like, alright. But there's also... I think there's also a difference. When you're young and single and, well, I don't know, it might just be a different thing too. I remember being out pre-apps and all that sort of shit. When you're young and single and, well, I don't know, it might just be a different thing too. Like I remember being out pre-apps and all that sort of shit, going out and like trying to get a girl's number or like she makes out with you at the bar before you leave was like

a win, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That part was cool. But if you're like dating someone or I don't know. A first kiss can get like impassionate. That moment where you're like, we can fucking kiss right now. Yes, but it's not the physical, it's not what's going on, it's what it symbolizes. If we could, if I could get that same feeling without like, kissing.

You could wanna kiss me right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That part, the leaning, the 90-10, the hitch stuff, that's all, that's all like cute, fun, you know, exciting. But after that, it goes away. Yeah, I keep going in like, what the fuck can I fucking do? Because it is also, it's just, we just all accept it. But it's just like, you know, I could see a world of aliens come down and they're like, what the fuck is this about? Do you know the germs that you're sharing?

I wonder you had a pandemic, like all that shit. It's very strange how much that is just a default. Like put your tongue in my mouth. But you said guys like more tongue. Guys are just going to be like kickier. I think guys are just gonna be like kinkier. I think it's just like, it's just something. You know what I mean? Like if we're just kissing open mouth.

You just like wanna be entertained. Yeah, we're doing something at least. There's another feature here. It's a good fidget toy. Yeah. Got a great new fidget toy by the way. What, do you tell? It's these little, they look like poker chips. Oh.

They're like leather bound poker chips that are magnetic. And you just like flip them, like so the magnets are opposing each other. So they bounce or they stick together and you kind of, oh, it's great. Wow. It's really good. It's really good.

I meant to bring it in. I'll bring it in. They're really good. Okay. I got one more quick thing. I mentioned earlier, Lake Placid and Owens and whatnot, and how I had said to multiple people at certain points, like, you're a regular man. Just look.

I love the thought that old man Fiddleberg was with all the young guys, like, take your shirts off. I took them out to a cabin in the woods. I told them to take their shirts off. Why does everyone talk about pedophiles? I don't care. It was, but then later that night, there was a, we're, we're, whatever. We're near Owen's family's shed. It is funny that your piss of the teen was too old looking.

The teen was too old looking. Um, but we were by like Owen's family shed, work shed, and we were setting up lights in there and different kind of things so we had to be in there. Were you filming this or was it just like a getaway with the guys or you went there and shot it? Oh no, no, we shot an episode. And at one point we're in the shed and I don't know who spotted it but someone saw this bucket and they go, dude, you got a bucket of black in here.

And then we all looked at it, and we were like, oh, what is that, soy sauce? And someone else was like, fuck, you got a bucket of chocolate in here? And I was like, oh, no, I think that's venom. It was a bucket of oil. I was going to say, I was going to say, this is just 10 men who have never seen oil before. I knew that was going. We were like, what is this?

It's just a bucket of oil in a workshop. Like the one place you find a bucket of oil. I could see these guys picking up a tool, like a hammer. What is this? What is oil? Freaky ass family get into? Those are hedge clippers It was dude we erupted really good with 12 men who couldn't spot a bucket of oil Yeah, I'm not a man

Dip your dumplings in it. I have no idea. Yeah, that's one thing that may be gone. I can't imagine. I certainly see with my kids, from my dad to me, and then me to my son, I don't think there's going to be many manly men left. That's why I think those build balconies. If you're a plumber, an electrician,ian sanitation all that shit like there's so few people that are doing that themselves you will have a fucking empire if you do that stuff but you gotta do it

and because there's a lot of guys out there I mean I'm not you're not gonna know shit anything else yeah I have a pretty good list from like the last week Al Pacino is expecting a fourth kid Al Pacino is expecting a fourth kid. Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are in an arms race. And they need to both, they need to cease fire. They both need to get a vasectomy and just agree to die. No, it's on the eldest. The eldest son. Has to kill those people, like has to stop them. Just sneak in and give him a snip his mom's deference while he's sleeping.

He hasn't felt anything below his waist in 20 years anyway. I would say that, but apparently, I don't know, like he must. I don't understand, he hasn't felt anything below his waist in a 20 years anyway I would say that but a parent I don't know like I must see 83 still out here fucking but that I think that's pretty Pharmaceutical I think so but that like but what's the point of doing that? Pharmaceutical II to keep up with that's why that's why his eldest it's on him to protect the rest of the family or at the very Here's the oldest I it might get messy trying to sniff your dad's mess mess deference let's be honest that's hard it's probably pretty difficult you kill one of those babies Robert you know is not having a baby honey listen I would but like Rob jr. keeps killing the baby we can't do it we're just bringing a lamb to slaughter

just have the the valley out in the backyard looks like the fucking Spartan 300. Yeah, there's literally a graveyard out there, because he keeps killing the new heirs. Every time a new kid comes to the world, it's like 15% gone. They are animals. They are animals. It is. I remember the first time De Niro had a kid, and I looked it up, and it was like, I think he had three other kids. I was like, if I was one of three, that was looking at whatever Robert De Niro's net worth is, probably $600 million, something like that,

in a week's time, I'm looking at 200 million and you just cut it in half. Yeah, oh, I'm thinking about that. I'd be like, dude, stop, what are you, you're gonna change diapers for three months and then die. I know. Leave it alone. Right, right, right, and I'm sure De Niro's probably gonna leave a lot of money that kid being like well He's the youngest we need to like, you know, yeah money into him. We gotta yeah

No, that's him and Pacino are just reckless Reckless with their day Rob McElhany changes name. Oh happy brothers up. Yeah to Rob Mac legally I his name. Oh, happy brothers up to Rob Mac legally. I well that that he kind of makes sense in that he's like I've been spelling my name and pronouncing my name for everyone my whole life. Yeah, I get that. Ryan Reynolds has like kidnapped and transformed Rob McElhaney. Yes. Like that video he did was Ryan Reynolds. I didn't see it. It was so. Don't clip any of this. Yeah.

I mean, like that was, it's disheartening, man. He like, yeah, I mean, I don't want to talk bad about our guy either, but like he's clearly getting like worked on and looks weird and talks like him now. And it's like, I think that he is being like groomed by it. It's the two of them have certainly morphed like into one and they're making the same stuff and it's a little, and you know, here's the thing. You know that Charlie day and Glenn Howard to sit around and go like, this is fucking weird.

And I hope that it's at the point where they bust his balls openly. Cause if it's not, then it's a real problem. But I hope those guys are like, Oh, like you're not with Ryan today. You're with your real friends. It's like some Mean Girls gossipy shit where it's like, who's this new guy? But they're very justified if they're busting his balls over that.

That's fucking weird. And it also gives me hope that, I'm sure there's been times where Rob and Charlie were like, Glenn used to be on the outs, he left the show for a little bit. And I'm sure they've all had their times where they pair up and the third guy is out you know oh Charlie's doing horrible bosses and all that like Rob and Glen are together and now it

feels like Charlie and Glen are together probably being like it's fucking weird yeah it's like lively fucking loser I remember I just saw the headline and I was like I live your own life I don't give a fuck really but like what I only is but yeah if he's that's what he's always doing yeah I don't give a shit what I think right but felt yeah give a like gossipy it feels like the Wrexham thing just like became I mean the Wrexham thing is unbelievable but it's becoming a little weird and like I don't know just like I like I like my guys and I want this is like like we are definitively being like indie band fans totally it was like I was my guys and I want this is like we are definitively being like indie band fans told it was like

I was our guy and like now he's more popular than I'm like But like when Charlie did like pop and was doing movies and shit like I was it was it was done in a way I was like happy for him not like a it's just lame what he's doing You know there there's there's elements to it where it's like but again like that. I What I gather is that Rob McElhaney wants to be incredibly famous Nationwide. Yeah, and he doesn't want to be famous, which is like, perfect, great for you. He doesn't want to be famous in like pockets in New York and pockets in Philly and pockets in LA. Like I think always Sonny's a very popular show, but it's not. But it's still like a, you know, it's been 20 years and I think Charlie can walk down the street just fine. Totally. The people who love it, love it. But he's not like a megastar. It's not a megastar. I'm guessing that he's trying, he's going that way. And I think if you do like, all right,

you do the Wrexham thing, right? And Ryan, and it's such a success, right? They're probably making Jillian's off of that. And I think Ryan Reynolds is probably like, all right, here's what we're doing next. And here, like, you want to keep going? And you're like, yeah. But it kind of comes at the cost of like being you, you know?

I also think, man, whatever you you feel like, you know, with the Baldoni thing and all that, like Ryan Reynolds has been very polarizing. But regardless, like, I became anti him. I think there's some people who haven't, but if you kind of throw that out there, forget about that for a second. A few years ago, if you would've told me that like the Sunny gang or Rob was going to team up with Ryan Reynolds, I would have told me that like the Sonny gang or Rob was going to team up with Ryan Reynolds, I would have been like, this is like a dream. You know, like this is the ultimate, like my, my guys coming together. And now it's like, yeah, that's something if you told me that five years ago, it's 10

years ago, whatever. I would have been like, no, that's awesome. Yeah. And the fact, you know, you're going to hate it. Like what? That's crazy. It's just, it just doesn't hit the ears or the eyes right. I feel like it's almost like how,

we were just talking about like with TJ, how you need like a slightly ugly guy. It's almost like when the personality's so pristine, like Ryan Reynolds. It does give you a little pause. He also kind of like just killed the funny celebrity. Like now whenever a celebrity makes a joke, it just, He made it very like marketing.

Got very good drives. and he's a great marketer yeah mobile and Wrexham and all these things are like he takes nothing and turns it into something but that also means like you're doing that all the time right and and it's just an exposure thing in the beginning is like quirky Van Wilder talk was cool and then like ten Deadpool movies later and everything you do it's like oh this is just you're a one trick pony and but then guess what in five years Ryan Reynolds is gonna do some movie where we're like holy shit I didn't realize Ryan Reynolds could act like that and be massive Ryan Reynolds fan. The hood effect yeah. Yep yep you get your redemption arc for sure I just didn't think he was ever gonna be one who needed one.

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the overwhelming consensus though, is that chestnut, right? Yes. Because like, really? Yeah. It'll take a normal human more than it takes. You say in about 10 seconds to run a hundred meters, it'll take you longer to eat than 10 seconds to eat like a whole hot dog. I don't think so. I could eat a hot dog honestly in 20 seconds. Well, guess what we're doing now.

Honestly, in 20 seconds, I could eat a whole hot dog. I'm not even kidding. Okay, but 20, like you're done. But how much faster is Usain Bolt than? Like Joey Chestnut probably runs a hundred. But you just said in 20 seconds, you can eat a hot dog? A hundred percent. Okay, Joey Chestnut sees him in like a half a second.

Yeah, Joey Chestnut will eat like, him in like a half a second. Yeah, Joey Joey chest. I will eat like He like you see he was eating. He was eating ten dogs a minute And but that's also like he's yeah He's doing like Joey just that will just like throw a dog down his mouth and then run a hundred meters Let's say that takes him 15 seconds to Usain Bolt's nine point five or whatever. So you got to be able to like Yeah, you got to be able to so Usain Bolt's 9.5 or whatever. So you gotta be able to like, yeah you gotta be able to, so Usain Bolt already has 10 seconds. So if, I don't know.

If basically, Usain Bolt's gonna run his 100 meters two seconds faster than Joey Chestnut is. Right. Only two seconds? Three seconds. Because Joey Chestnut's gonna go, That's it. Yeah, but I feel like Usain Bolt can eat a fucking hot dog pretty fast

because he wants to. Dude, I remember, have you ever tried to competitively eat hot dogs? No. Because one time we did it and it was the worst video we ever made because it is so much harder than you think. I remember being like, three, two, one, and like shoved it down my throat and I was like, I had to just eventually just like, ate the hot dog. I think like four or five of us did that video. I don't think we added all of us together. I don't think we would be I think I think I did like five hot dogs

Yeah in like ten minutes It's a lot of us all together I don't think we'd be a single person at the Nathan's got contest like it's really really fucking yeah I don't think I would do that But I'm saying like I think you saying can eat a hot dog faster than me And I think I could eat one pretty fast, but I don't think you can I think it's I think it's harder I think I could eat one pretty fast. But I don't think you can, I think it's harder. I think it's harder.

I guess I have to try it, I don't know. If you think about a bite and some chewing and some bite and some chewing, even if you do three, four bites and you're chewing it and swallowing it, that's gonna be 10, 20 seconds. I consider myself a pretty elite eater. I've been in two hot dog eating competitions.

I've probably eaten eight hot dogs, but the quantity is hard I feel like one hot dog It takes a long time it's the how fast could you eat one hot dog? two minutes I Forget I mean I forget we have video be doing it we can figure it out But I mean like we did it for ten minutes and I think I got to like seven So it's like one down you can a minute. If you just have to get one done, you can easily just swallow it. That's what I'm saying. I think like five, yeah, you get like tired by like the fifth one. One hot dog.

I invite you both to try. I'm so happy to. I think it's not going to go the way you think. Like I think eating three hot dogs will take someone two minutes at least. And yeah, wait and the hypothetical is just one and run. It's's just one yeah do you have one hot dog would go down so I actually so I believe when we did it it was three hot dog yeah but that's a different story dude I don't know like Joey Cheston still like a fast enough like if it was I think even one it was like a huge fat competitive eater and it's like this guy's gonna run this in 40 seconds yeah yeah but like the difference when you run a hundred meters 60 meters 40 meters like a second is like a lifetime you know what I mean so like he might finish in 15 seconds

but his dog is gonna go down in five so Usain Bolt's got to do it you know if he eats a hot dog it takes him more than 10 seconds he's probably cooked. It might be like we're more confident in it because Like when when you need to you just realize like you can just open Five minutes ago, and I was like I don't want to be a slug I'm not you know like obviously like we were all thinking it but like it is true like when like adrenaline kicks in like You can't open your throat and you can get stuff down a better way longer than like one hot dog so are you telling me your your approach would just be whole dog down the throat yeah swallow it whole yes it's yeah I mean listen yeah if somebody can do that then like you know I think Joe

Jess that would probably do that I think you guys need to be chewing more than you realize. I don't think you're gonna swallow a whole hot dog Is there a bun? Yeah, yes, okay. That's what I thought they usually do separate They usually eat that they take they usually take two dogs and go like Like that and then they take buns and they dip them in water and they just eat soggy Which I think you should not be allowed. Yeah, I agree with that I agree, but they but they agree that it's like... A piece of bread and of sausage. Yeah I agree that yeah I think that too. I also think you have to put some condiments on it. I mean we're gonna have to do this now. Two bites I honestly think. Because it would like...

You don't even have to run the meter it's just about how fast you can do it. Oh I'm not doing that part. It'll get like stuck in your chest but like it'll be down. I mean I've seen this there was a video of a girl recently who just like put the dog in, took the whole dog out, but like, yeah, I don't know. You could do that. But is it, is it going down? Is it coming back? There would definitely be chewing obviously, but I think once you start

chewing, I think once you start chewing, your whole deep throat idea goes out the window. Now you're just, you have a mouthful of food. I'm not saying deep through the whole hot dog. I'm saying you two to two, you think, all right, like I'm just gonna swallow this whole thing. I'm gonna burp, sure. Like it's gonna be gross.

It's gonna not feel good going down. You just have to get one in. You're doing this now too. You, okay, now. No, you're not. It'll sit right here, I think. Like it won't like. And you choke while you're running 100 meters.

You don't have to chew and like fully like sit there and digest it. It's like you just get it past one spot and then you just go in and throw up maybe, but you beat Joey Chestnut. So, I don't know. I feel like I've been on both, I've done so many of these, I've argued both sides of it.

I think you can probably find video of me being like, it's definitely Usain, but I think- I'm pretty sure it's Joey. I think it's, oh, I'm so Usain. I think we asked Joey. In fact, I think Joey Chestnut has answered this. Yeah, but I think he- I don't think he said it's me.

Did he? Well, yeah. I think so. Of course he said it's me. Well, did he? Yeah. I think so. Of course he said it's me. What do you mean? Joey Chesna is the most famous person to follow me. And I, and I, every single month checked me. Joey Chesna follows you.

I'm going to say something. That might be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard in my life. I heard that and I was like, that's the coolest thing ever. I guess I'm new to it, but I was like, holy fuck. Honestly, it's pretty cool. Cause I know we've said it for a long time but the fact that he did it again he's just the best eater. I think he's the best. He's won it 17 times. I think he's the best at what he does. That's in 17. I don't think anybody does their thing better than he does. Like Lebron James won three NBA championships. He lost a bunch. Joey Chestnut has won three. I think maybe four, three or four. Jackie we should have to do like the birthday eating hot dog challenge for both of our birthdays. Oh yeah, we have. It was just his birthday. He has to do his thing. You guys also did your triathlon. Guys, I mean like, again we're not the, we don't Pabst drown. I just wanna see Pabst flounder in the water.

Did you go to the lake at all? I did yeah. No did he go to the lake? He did not. Because he can't swim. Fucking people can't swim. That's right I always forget you can't swim. You should have made him go in the lake. If you're white and you can't swim that's a problem. Culturally I get it certain people if you're white and you can't swim you're an idiot I would like to see like if we should throw them in a pool at some point Yeah, I just want to see like and see like what are you flounders? Just checking me as a witch. Yeah Who do you hot dog thing? What do you think? My thing is Usain Bolt eats every single day Joey Chestnut probably has run like

Joey Chestnut is pretty jack. He's in shape. He's got a belly on him. Also, we eat. That's a compliment for his profession. He's like, he follows me? What do you say? I think that you have a great body, Joey Chestnut. I think we eat every day. We don't even come close to eating like he eats though. But I guess you could say the same thing. We run. You could run, but you don't come close to running like you're saying.

But it's just a time thing. If it was like a full lap, you know, 400 meters, something like that, like it gets very different. But like anybody can run a hundred meters in even like a matter of that. No, it's like a football field. A football field. I of a track. No. It's like a football field. A football field? I think a track's 250.

Close to 400. 400 is a whole football field? The straight away of a track is like 100 meters. Oh yeah, Usain is clearing. It's crazy, you guys. I think Joey Chestnut can run that in. I don't think it would be close either. How long does it take the average person to run 100 meters?

This kind of goes with my blues thing. You don't really know until you try. Well, this is another part of the internet where it's like people, the irrational confidence of the internet is what makes it great, but also makes it infuriating where it's like, when people are like, I could do that, sports is the number one thing.

How'd you miss that free throw? It's like, because it was fucking two seconds left and the crowd was screaming at me. And like, you know what I mean? There's so many things that people just from their couch think they can do. But I'm saying like, one of us could be could be the next Joey Chestnut.

We just haven't like tried to like aggressively eat hot dogs. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's not like you need like crazy muscles to have to eat hot dogs. Like we have all the equipment. I think Joey Chestnut might be some sort of freak. I won a watermelon one once. So Joey Chestnut has to eat, I'm sorry,

Usain Bolt has to eat it in three seconds. The average 100. An average runner is about 13 to 15 seconds. But I think he's slower than average. Joey Chestnut? I don't think so either. He's a professional, he's a pro athlete. He's a guy in good, like look around America and Joey Chestnut? I don't think so either. He's a professional, he's a pro athlete. He's a guy in good, like look around America and Joey Chestnut's average.

Think about what you have to look like he looks with what he eats. Think about how active and good his metabolism is and all that shit. He's at worst average. Probably in better shape than average. How'd you get the three seconds? Because New Zealand Bowl's gonna run it in like ten. And so he has three seconds to eat a hot dog and go. So Joey Chestnut could do. One, two, three.

So yeah, like. So he's gotta at least, he's gotta eat his hot dog three seconds faster than Joey. Right, right. And he's not gonna do that. Cause I think Joey Chestnut's gonna do it in like three seconds. Yeah.

I gotta go, I mean, the thing, you know, he goes like, it's it in like three seconds. Yeah. I gotta go. I mean, the thing, you know, he goes like, it's nine dogs per 60 seconds. That's, yeah, he's gonna do one like super fast because he's just like, I only had one. He's probably just gonna swallow it. Yeah. He's probably gonna deep throat that thing.

Yeah. These girls over here think they can deep throat better than Joey Chesson. Let me tell you something. Speaking of that, the way I said that thing reminded me of Hawk 2, obviously. I was watching FX, oh, I Oh watching Jurassic World the other day and commercial break on FX I didn't even realize Sonny comes back Wednesday night and they always

creeps up on me they don't really do like a huge rollout no just let it happen Wednesday night 9 p.m. Sonny's back let's go and it was just a quick scene of, it's clearly Frank is on The Bachelor. Yeah. And he's standing with whatever the guy's name is. He was like. Chris Hansen or? No, he's a football guy, football player. Jesse Palmer.

Jesse Palmer, yeah. He's standing with Jesse Palmer and some woman, some drunk gets out of the fucking limo and she's like, I just wanna grab a dick and spit on that thing. And then Frank goes, HER! I CHOOSE HER! They're the best. They're gonna do it till they're dead. Who's giving a better blowjob? You or Joey Chestnut? Oh that's a good hypothetical. I do have a backgag reflex. We've talked about this. Yeah I do. know, I'll say this probably one last time

because I'm getting too old to say these things. But like, too good of a gag reflex. You can have too good. You can be too good at deep learning. To where you rely on that. No, it's just like, it's too easy for you. There's no like spectacle yeah no I get that that's my take um real quick before he comes back cuz I don't

think he have you guys either watched or read the book we are like we were liars no it's like a very girly book turned into I read it but I don't like remember it okay so it's like a young adult like not it's about like teen teenage kids in like this rich family yeah and it's a Netflix show and I watched it and it started out just like clearly this like teeny-bopper like teenage young adult thing and I was like this is stupid and then the end hits and it is one of the most like catastrophic endings to a show I've ever

fucking seen and I just I mean I guess I yeah you want me to say it yeah okay so the idea is there's a super rich family so the grandparents own like this estate and they're like old white and racist and then they have a bunch of daughters who are all like materialistic snobs who are just competing for the will yeah and then then there's the kids of the show and they are like, fuck this family, you're racist, you're old, you're terrible. We just wanna have fun.

There's cousins but they also, there's another person that's not in the family, they fall in love. They just have this like teen summer thing, right? And they grow to hate their family because of their like materialistic ways and their waspy racist shit and So they come up with this they watch their parents like literally fight each other and ruin their lives over getting into their will

And they're like fuck this place this this whole estate is like what causes all the problems for us so we're gonna like put an end to this and they decide they're gonna burn down the house and They have this whole idea of like I I'll take upstairs, you take downstairs, I'll do the basement, we're gonna throw alcohol all over, and at midnight, you light it, and then we're gonna run out, and we'll get in the boat, and we're gonna escape, and it's gonna burn down,

and we're gonna fix like everything. And so they start their little plan, they set the house on fire, and the girl is like, all right, I did my part, I'm gonna run out to the boat, and she hears the family dogs start barking and she forgets that the dogs were put away in the basements and they just fucking burn the dogs to death. The dogs just fucking die.

Were the parents still in the house? No the parents were out. What is this? This is a show on Netflix that was like a it's a girly novel that was like a young adult novel and then it became a Netflix show and I watched it recently and it was like this stupid, stupid show and then the end is this like catastrophic fire where they kill the dogs and then, and that was like the second to last episode and I was like, oh, I thought that was going to be like the big twist.

And then the twist in the end is that all the kids died in the fire too. What? They kind of deserve it. Yeah, they were assholes. I guess it's interesting in that regard. But in the end you find out that this one girl talking to her cousins and the boy she's in love with the whole time is like a sixth sense thing. They were never actually there. And the whole show was like they were dead the whole time. And I was like, I was just there watching this like dumb girly show and then by the end I was like What am I doing here is crazy it was

That's crazy for like a girly show to have like I feel like me and a lot of other girls I have a strictly no dogs dying watching most people usually do yeah, there's a website called does the dog die? Most people usually do yeah, there's a website called does the dog die? You see the the guy from love is from last of us like the the video game guy like pulled out of the show He's like I'm not doing it anywhere. We like the guy who made the video game for last of us We're like, it's kind of overseeing things with TV show is like I'm just done with this Yeah, that's one of those things where like I think that like the the online discourse was like, I'm just done with this. Yeah. That's one of those things where, like, I think that, like, the online discourse was

kind of true, like, it's like, I love The Last of Us. Yeah. A lot of people bailed on that. Really? Yeah. The ratings, the ratings were way down and like after Joel died, people didn't like the girl and like a lot of that I thought was like stupid. But the the the video game guy left and the showrunner was like yeah we kind of like

fucked up. Really? Which I was like I don't think you should say that dude you should just stick to your guns as long as that shit is good. I mean I wasn't like this is unbelievable but like. But by the end of season two I didn't think of it as like like there was that that one episode in the middle or early on that was like this is the most best fucking episode of TVN. But like it was like a seven episode season that had like four great episodes. I know I do I feel that way kind of about about when people talk about paradise It was like art the finale was great. This was great in the middle is great, but the other ones There's some stuff some episodes progress storylines other episodes just fucking great. Yeah, that's how the show is yeah, but I I don't it's one of those ones where I Wonder if the the feedback and the discourse is almost gonna, it's like perception becomes reality, as opposed to like, no, this is a good show.

Yeah. I don't know, we'll see. The third season is gonna be weird because it's gonna pivot to the Abbey. So it's like, if you like this show, you might not like this, or maybe if you don't like the show, you will like that. So it could be good, could be bad,

but either way, interesting stuff. Wait, was there a third season of the video game? Or was it just two? No, just two. So now they broke, they broke, the second game is so long. They probably could get, they definitely are going to have another season

and could have like maybe three if they wanted to. Yeah, okay. All right, anything else? Good? Anything else on this? Good? Good with me. All right, see you on Thursday. We'll have the hot dogs out. All right, thanks for watching.

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