KFC Radio - Caroline Baniewicz was MVP of her Homeschool Christian Basketball Team - Inside Barstool

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

Timecodes: 00:00:00 Start 00:05:01 Playing on her homeschool Christian basketball team 00:19:10 Please End This' success 00:28:18 Manhattan Kids 00:48:43 Harnessing shower power 00:58:14 Dressing down if you're a girl in stand up 01:01:52 It feels like everyone gets successful at a young age 01:12:00 Caroline's success at Barstool so far 01:16:03 Call Her Daddy 01:27:11 Sending KFC a video after Surviving Barstool +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hellofresh Go to https://barstool.link/HFKFC and use code kfc50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free! Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/KFC for 10% off your first month Rocket Money: Stop throwing your money away. Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/KFC +++++++++++++++++++++++++++You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. They f***ed the turkey. On Barstool Gold. On Barstool Gold, yeah. Wait, was he sitting here? Was he short? No. He was kind of slumped a little more.

But he is 5'10", but he presents. I was going to say, he... A little bit small. I think think he but that is funny that microphone is it is so small yeah i was actually thinking we have to like you know i do i do feel a little bit like i i don't feel too bad because like women have had to deal with a lot but like these unrealistic beauty standards for men's height is a little rough and that's coming from me and i'm six feet listen the the number one thing i've heard my both of us have heard our whole career is you guys are taller than we thought and i don't know why they everybody thinks we're tiny

yeah and then but then everybody wants everybody expects guys to be are these people you meet at a bar these like like celebrities no no like fans yeah like like the normies the regular people yeah they all think that we're short because i feel like every celebrity you've ever seen is smaller than you think so if it was like another celebrity it's like well they live in miniature pocket also like we've been enough in enough like listen i love it when celebrities come in and we're like towering above them like this is pretty cool uh like it's just so weird when you find out like guys who you think are like tough and scary like tough and scary tom cruise oh my gosh yeah i could pick him up you know what i'm gonna baby are you six feet

tall i'm six feet tall yeah wow i mean like maybe like five eleven and a half i actually don't didn't really realize it till right now no i'm very tall when you came in and i'm like thin too maybe it's because of that mic when you sat down i was like that's not gonna work at all yeah you were like is this a monster on the mic no i know that's nice of you to say i feel like i've like you know uh been dodging like the literal like slender man uh accusations like my whole life you know what i mean like i looked like i looked like a little rat child growing up like i was like not to brag but i have four siblings and i was the smallest baby my biggest slay um i was the tiniest baby of all them um and three of them are sisters so like that's big but i really was like

such a skinny little child that i think i always kind of looked like are they big tall well i mean um no they're all tall yeah no i mean they're big in front of me but no no they're all tall they're all tall i am actually the tallest girl though but they're all tall they're all tall uh but i just feel like since I was like such like a skinny little kid like it looked like I was like you know

a third world country kid I guess you sponsored Caroline for 65 cents a day yeah no they could have put me in the ads like I looked were you tall early

yeah I was tall early yeah I was tall early oh I had a girl when I was in like third grade I'm not gonna drop her name no drop it drop it No. Drop it.

Drop it. But dude, like it was honestly, I've never even expressed this verbally until right now, but now I'm thinking about it. It actually was some like prison shit where like I'd be in the schoolyard.

I'd be like, I got to take down the biggest one. Oh, I was like, where are we going? I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, I think I'm going to go

try and get Stephanie to fight me. That is her real name. I mean, yeah, I was be like, I'd be like, I think I'm going to go try and get Stephanie to fight me. That is her real name. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I remember telling a boy when I was like in middle school, like who I thought was super cute. Like I remember being like, yeah, like my, I was like five, seven at this point, like seventh grade. And I was like, yeah, like my growth plates are done growing. So like, yeah, like this is it.

This is as tall as I'm going to be. So I won't be too tall. And then like I shot up the next summer. I'm a baby look how little i am yeah i like to do that like i'm just so little i eat an almond and i'm full like i just want to be little i think that's like the hardest thing for girls and i think like that's kind of almost where some of like the body dysmorphia from girls comes from. Especially if you were tall earlier or if you were an early blossomer. What is that? Early developed?

Yeah, you had boobs. If you had that, you don't feel dainty. And all girls want to be is little babies. You know what I mean? I think that's where the unrealistic beauty standards for men's height come from. Because it's like, I want to be tiny. That's the line that always stuck out for me. and i think we've actually talked about before in um in uh not friends with benefits what's the other one no strings attached is when natalie portman is dating

ashton kutcher and her and mindy kaling are gossiping about how hot he is and she's like it's crazy when i'm with him it looks like you're kidnapping me yeah that's it he's like, it's crazy. When I'm with him, it looks like he's kidnapping me. Yeah, that's it. And then Kaylee's like, I know, I'm so jealous. That's so good, yeah. So ridiculous. Yeah, I want to, like, be, like, walking in a gust of wind comes. And I'm like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, that's exactly how I want it to be. So you grew, so, like, eighth grade, you had another, like, growth spurt?

Like, another four or five inches or some shit? Yeah, I think I had my last little growth spurt, like, my junior year of high school. Like, I grew one more inch. But I was, like, 5'10 since, like, 10 since like eighth grade like i was very tall that is tall yeah so i was killing it on my homeschool christian basketball team that i was gonna say you must have been great i was mvp yeah yeah i was like if you touch me i'd fall over but if my hands were up you could not see the basket you know what i mean so it was i can't imagine you want a little pike taking a charge. Yeah.

No, one time in one of our games, I got so competitive. This is maybe the most embarrassing moment of my life. I thought you were kidding. You actually had, like, games? Yeah, on my homeschool Christian basketball team, of course. But, like... Girls can play sports. That's not what I mean. That's not the word that's coming out at me there.

I know, they're very mouthy on the court. Yeah. Yeah. something out at me there yeah i know they're very mouthy on the court yeah yeah um the uh wait so when you are you making a joke i'm like yeah not did you play other homeschool teams yeah that is crazy we had a state and we had nationals no you're lying to me no i'm not homeschool homeschool christian not not homeschool buddhist not homeschool you were homeschooled for how long uh out the womb till college yeah i knew that yeah yeah i did not know that yeah until college home like by your parents yeah i mean like other kids come to your house or like you by yourself that's my issue with the homeschool it's weird yeah other homeschooled kids other homeschooled kids okay those like

just your family no yeah well that's why we had to have five kids that's why there's five kids um uh no no no so uh i did not know this no so okay so other homeschool i lived in dallas right in dallas there's a homeschool community so it's not like that that it's not that's the norm um no it's very it's weird but like it's like all of the homeschool kids in the area were on a basketball team together like i yeah that's like it and it was just like all the kids in our age and who coach is like one of the dads one of the dads yeah and he's like making cuts and shit yeah wow yeah that's wacky and there was like politics and we would all fight but like before the games we would pray oh and then like we'd like get in the car afterwards and we're like oh mr whatever only playing his kid like oh he doesn't you know what i mean like talking shit and the name is religious

freak growing up yeah uh jesus freak first of all religious no jesus more than a religion there's only one father of the almighty he's inside of me yeah yeah jesus was yeah he's he's he's the real deal i guess he's he was yeah he was i mean like he literally wasn't the real deal like he was cool he's an important guy but he's yeah he's not really i don't know like i don't have a problem like with jesus um i'm more like it's like the bible because yeah it's god's word and i stopped taking men at their word you know what i mean like i don't take another word can't trust the thing he says so i mean i'm cool though like you know i'm cool with jesus i'm cool jesus jesus probably would be like what the fuck were you guys doing you know yeah like no yeah i agree with you imagine it matter no i agree with you

jesus was cool probably a little bit of the problem put yourself in jesus shoes while he was here sandals yeah yeah nice pair of burks it's 2023 um and like someone writes a biography about you right and you go to you die but i'm dead you're dead that's the problem say reincarnation was real yeah and you came back and you're like wait you've been living this like it was important? I was just living my life. I was just hanging out. I tried to be nice to some people. I had a couple standout moments, but for the most part, I was a carpenter. If you guys have turned it

into this? This is what John did. We all have to do. Dude, you should not have done what I did. Peter was the real motherfucker. Do you guys know the photographer David LeChapelle? I know the name. I think I know the name if you drop the le. I'm not sure I know.

He's also a comedian. I think he's in Entourage or something like that. There's a reference. He does a lot of celebrity pictures. They're very, very beautiful. He did this one, it might have even been called Jesus is my homeboy. It was reimagined Jesus today today i love how you say jesus jesus am i saying weird jesus yeah he's really with you um so it was like and he he like had jesus in like the uh like uh

how we picture him white you know uh and like the robes like the kkk robes weirdly enough but he's like if it happened today and so he's like you know he hung out and like the robes like the kkk robes weirdly enough but he's like if it happened today and so he's like you know he hung out with like the tax collectors the whores so like all the people that he's with at the last supper are like these kind of street you know what i mean and it like was really cool visual because it's like what was he wearing no he was dressed like the way we envisioned jesus but all the people there were like, today, who would be Mary Magdalene? Who would be? And it was like,

yeah, us Christians didn't get that message because we would never have dinner with those people. You know what I mean? Look at what she's wearing. The country club? No.

Did you, were you taught that Mary Magdalene was a whore? Okay. Well, she like, asked for forgiveness. So,

but yeah. Okay. She so she was chaps and i because chaps was a a sermon or whatever chaps went to a pastor he's a pastor and he went to parochial school whatever the fuck you call it i don't know uh bible school i don't think you got any of that right seminary seminary there it is yeah um none of it and uh the exact opposite yeah we had like we did like probably i don't know five ten podcasts during like the pandemic where like we were just talking about religion and chaps was like kind of teaching me but i went to catholic school so like i know a little bit and i was like oh yeah like that whore mary magdalene and he's like whoa whoa whoa and then he wanted to be

like catholicism was the only we're the only ones who learned and i guess not because you're not catholic right no, no, no. She was like, she turned from her ways. But she was a whore. She was, I mean, I believe she was a whore. I believe a prostitute. No, she was doing something really, really wrong. So that's why when she turned her life around and she dropped the bottle of perfume and

wiped it up with her hair, we were like, wow, look at her. Look at that. But Catholic, he's like he's like i never learned that that was really that he was it was just that she was his wife and and the the peter and those guys needed to like cut her out of the picture so she's a whore he was like she existed in his wherever whatever you know he read the bible but whatever in his teaching that is it that's what i'm talking about there's a lot of really cool ones. And I think Mary Magdalene is in the,

she kind of looks like Chloe Cherry, actually, which is also like a cool sleigh. But like, like that's what they would look like today because they were all like kind of like not.

Anyways. Did you know that Last Supper is painted on the wall of a, of a place? Like it's not, it's not a painting. Oh my God, really?

Yeah, it's a, it was painted on the wall of I think, I think a monastery. So they have have to like but there's been like weather and floods and wars and shit that they've like fortified around it forever to like make sure this thing lasts like can't we just like i don't know graffiti trim it down or just fucking yeah and paint it somewhere else yeah that's wild i did not know that wait you were raised in jesus reek yes yeah and you still are religious or no um i definitely like me and god are cool yeah yeah we're definitely cool we're like doing our own thing but like did you have did you have

like that's such a cheat yeah no we're like i love it we're super chill me do you have i don't follow any of the rules but like yeah i told you you can't take men out their word you never know what they really mean. You know, I, I like when I need to, I, I do that too. I'm like, no,

no, no, no, no. It's like my own thing. I, I, I believe in spirituality.

I don't believe in when I'm talking to a priest. I'm like, yeah, no, I need the Bruins to win. Yeah. It is funny that whenever you're in a tough spot, you do always go to that.

You're like, it's, it's my last year. Yeah. Yeah. Like, all right. Giving 50% effort. Hasn't't worked let me try this supernatural when i was younger i used to like you know people are like uh close like uh something close call

you would pray like oh my god please let me survive this i have this like clear i think i just thought my parents would be so upset anytime like i clogged the toilet i'd be like god please let it go down no no that that is i think my parents were be so upset. Anytime I clogged the toilet, I'd be like, God, please let it go down. No, no, that is very relatable. I think my parents were going to be mad at me. You did get big early on. Yeah, I was like, God, please let it go down. I don't want to clog the toilet with their shits again.

I was a monster 13-year-old. That's crazy. High-fiber diets at home. I will say, if you've ever clogged a toilet at someone else's place or whatever that is a religious moment that is a god please moment where it's like like you yeah you've tried a bunch of things and you're going for one more flush like if this isn't the one if this isn't the one nothing's gonna you know i'm not getting out of this david sedaris has a

fucking hilarious story i don't know if it's it's a true story if it's just a story he wrote but of like at like a cocktail party that he like a summer cocktail party out in the lawn kind of deal clogs the toilet and has to get like a bag out of under the sink see these stories i'm like where do you where do you get like why is that what you think you have to do it throws out out the window. But then, like, the cocktail party has to move. And I'm just like, is that a human shit in the yard? Oh, man, that's great. That is awful. Okay, so you get – did you have a moment where you, like, were, like were like i'm gonna go live a little more normal

no i think that those things just happen over time like i think if you're like drawn to something that connects you to another group of people like comedy or like you know uh like i studied music in college so it like led me to like a liberal arts school like you start branching out branching out you become close with people who grew up very different than you right and you start like finding like things that are very common with you and then like your point of view changes you know what i mean right um like through high school through high school yeah like through high school you are just like with other kids who are very religious yeah jesus oh yeah i don't know if i knew anyone who wasn't a christian and like a

christian you know what i mean yeah yeah like die hard yeah like this is dallas you said dallas yeah there's no jews in dallas no no you're not seeing any jews in dallas no no that was crazy there are only jews outside of like this block there's four places this block this office it's new york uh los angeles miami is basically just new york and they go down south and then israel yeah that's it. I didn't know any Jewish people. You're not going to find them. No. Yeah. I didn't know anyone who really did any other

alternative to me type of church. Do you know he's a Catholic? Even that we were like, they got a Catholic church. Weirdos. If the Catholics are like... You guys are praying to Mary? So what are you? What's your thing called?'re just like you know we're christians we're like you know baptist non-denominational like those are all like even methodists we were like but

do you have a name i'm saying does your people have a name not non-denominational i guess you're taking the broad stroke christian from us that's crazy no we're we're christian you i mean some here's the deal some people will see them as the same but only like a real christian knows they're not you know what i mean you know what i mean yo i actually don't it's a secret sorority inside of the sorority i thought that's what goddard is no you guys aren't the real end you guys aren't really in you guys are hardcore but you guys like you guys are like yeah but you can mess up and i can make it up to you we're like no you know no messing up no messing up no no messing up. No.

So that's why it was so weird. The JFK was elected because JFK is still the only Christian Catholic. Yeah. Everyone's Protestant. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.

Yeah. I don't know. I guess, I guess we're founded on Protestant. Like the people, I know JFK, they were scared. He was going to take all his stuff from the Pope.

Like he was like, whatever the Pope says see because you guys have that too like we don't have that we're just the Bible no interpreter needed yeah we don't need this other guy this book real totally real totally real stories

we didn't find plates in the backyard like the Mormons you know what I mean like we're just the Bible book wow I did not know that cool what's up chicken heads we're going to take the book. Wow. I did not know that. Cool. What's up, chicken heads? We're going to take a quick break now for a message from one of our partners.

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you put it out at the wrong time or the wrong way. There's a million factors that go into it. So when you get something like even just one episode in with, with, uh, please end this, it's, it's something to celebrate. celebrate it's really it's really that's really nice of you i appreciate that i feel like very quick i mean you've been here what like maybe like a year or something i don't know not even like um but yeah i'm i'm happy that it's like i when we were i was like trying to do a podcast and i felt like so i would like cry while i did it i was like i don't want to put this out like i hate this so much and it's not because i hate podcasting or anything like that but it was just because like i wasn't like uh passionate about it and it was a lot of time to be editing

something i wasn't passionate about and then tommy and rudy like i felt with tommy like my first week here me and tommy made a video that um did really well and got posted on main and like andrew schultz like dm to me was, this video is so funny. What video was that? It was me and Tommy doing a sex podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was really awkward. Right, right, right.

And so I kind of felt like some comedy chemistry with Tommy. Also, he was so funny to begin with. And so I asked him to do the pod, but it's just still kind of felt like, yeah, you better subscribe. Thank you. that i was like please subscribe i noticed that was on the screen i was like i thought i already did yeah yeah no but i uh and then tommy like i was like tommy you want to do like this podcast with me and he was like yeah like tommy's an interesting cat because he like he he stumbled into this you know like he yeah he started out

just like i want to work at barstool like behind the scenes almost and then you know he gets thrown into content kind of like for the wrong reasons but then runs yeah the right reasons and then all of a sudden you know i was like tommy's like kind of naturally like the funniest person here you know what i mean like no yeah and then you talk to him you're like oh wait he's fucking hilarious it's like a mix of you know it's like it's like curb humor with new york humor you know this whole thing and you're like but you know say jewish we're all thinking yeah he's the most jewish he is just the Jewish kid in the world that's so funny the fact that he's like I'm Paul Skabeli like I picture him with a bagel

you got that big nose the fact that he is Skabeli is like insane I think he does like the seven fishes on New Year's on Christmas Eve and shit I'm like get the fuck out of here we have two separate kitchens I found out he wasn't

jewish because someone at a bar came up to me was like hey like i love barstool like you know tommy's not jewish i was like i was like that meme of that girl like like i was like wait you're right like that's crazy when he did surviving barstool he got sick from being just like in the office no he looked he looked so me and ronnie have talked about that he looked like he got like lip injections yeah his skin was like the wrong color frail i think he said that he i don't know if it's he asked people to move seats or something like that but on planes he like tries for the aisle because he has to pee like six times per flight. He's an old Jewish man.

He has to pee. He gets allergies. He's sick. He's worried. He's frail. It's crazy. Yeah, and those people are always comedic gold. They're just so funny.

They really are. It's just like your life is just so absurd. So anyway, it's funny for him though because you, you're coming in from very different. You win a comedy contest. Did you win? Yeah, I won. You literally won? I technically won.

Well, yeah, she's, everybody. Everyone was a winner. There were participation trophies in the form of fucking salaries. It's, like, crazy if you didn't win. Honestly, if you were on that Barstool Idol and you don't have a job, you stay. You want to know what's crazy like the only person who did a good job is the person we were like i think we both put pretty high when they came on because you guys all did a kfc right now you guys all did pints um yes yeah the big guy he was like kind of already making some content or some shit

right yeah he's he was like famous i remember being like so many followers oh really this guy already kind of has like a job making content yeah but so yeah uh but you were the winner yeah technically even though everyone's a winner everyone got a participation like who was i i beat well john rich got hired before i won right but he also was the first to lose wasn't he that was so weird yeah i think he was like him or something not either i think the act did the wheel so that he wasn't that one but i think he was like the first voted off or whatever you call it and they was now he gets who was in the final like it was me and danny danny right okay yeah yeah yeah um and so yeah i technically won like it said winner like there's like a youtube thumbnail of me yeah everyone's pictures are like

blurred out um so technically me but um yeah so so that's like you know you're doing music you're funny like were you already doing stand-up then i was already doing stand-up then yeah also like when you get hired here like you realize like getting hired here is the craziest like everyone else like has to like intern and like walk around the office for a couple of years and like you know what i mean so it's like when i got hired like it was almost like weird we hired this girl do you know what i mean that's what i mean though it's it's like a little bit of a fast track and it's a little bit like it is weird like do and it's hard you do and it's like what like you know you don't have a producer you don't have a boss you don't have a partner you don't have anything it's like

okay like i won but now what even the people who have to like just exist here for a while for years to the point where when they get hired it it's like, you didn't already work here? I know. I always feel bad. I'm like, you were doing all that and you weren't getting paid? Holy shit. But they at least have relationships where they can be like, all right, let's do a show together or let's work on this.

Right. Yeah. You come in, the only thing we know about you is- Is negative because you won, so you already need to get taken down a peg. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I know. I'm sure the amount of people were just like, oh she's you know she just won she got lucky for a couple

weeks or whatever you know what i mean like yeah it's it's like uh it's probably not the way no i don't think it was the best exposure and shit like that but yeah i'm sure you felt like pressure in a negative way from yeah i think that there was there was one person who was like well it was like there were a bunch of interns in the uh gambling cave yeah i almost said the gambling pit like we throw you in the pit um it's probably a better description yeah and someone did say something called the pen to be honest no the gambling prison um uh uh and someone said something about like oh well you just got hired or something. And I was like, oh my gosh, I never crossed my mind that like,

it was weird that I got hired. You know what I mean? Also, it's like, you just got a hire. You were like, you like certain people and I voted for the other guy. So like right away,

you're pit against people. And still am like in the comments. It's like, we all got hired. I know really. That's the one competition show that there wasn wasn't that no but right away if if like you're watching something like that and you disagree you're like i don't think that girl's funny so like now i'm gonna be i'm gonna comment that or whatever exactly whereas it's just like if you you know stumbled your way into it i don't know it just seems it's more just like bright lights on you focus on you and a little

bit more of a polarizing way that's not easy that's no i love attention though but it was not easy i will say and also like i was so poor that i had just done my hair myself and my hair looked awful so like my first like two months working here like i'm the ugliest like so bad but you say done your hair yourself you cut it yourself no i like dyed it myself oh um and it looked so bad so like thank god like a few paychecks and i was like i'm like i gotta get my hair fixed well actually like my boyfriend was like you have to go get your hair fixed he was like can we have to fix this i was like oh my god that's how i found out he was gay um but i'm just kidding but he was he was like you gotta get that

fixed um but uh i yeah no that's a great story too though at the end like that is you know it's like i was poor and ugly on camera just like scrapping my way to try no it was so bad i just lost my insurance because i had turned 26 and so like i didn't have like my like mental health medication while i was at barstool idol which might have actually helped in some ways because i was like crazy yeah um but i definitely was like oh man we better get this job. What were you doing prior? Any work at all? I was waitressing and nannying like my whole time in New York.

And then like a week or two weeks before I got like a freelance job running the TikTok of a bunch of like different like corporate companies. So I was making good money, but I didn't have insurance. What? How old were like the kids you're taking care of when you're a nanny? Oh, like under 10, under 10. but I didn't have insurance. What, how old were like the kids you were taking care of when you were a nanny? Ooh, like under 10, under 10. Like I had like a six year old

and I had like crazy stories with those, with those New York City kids. Like they're next level. Yeah, next level. Yeah, taking care of Manhattan kids

is scary. Yeah, where are your kids? We're in Westchester. Oh, okay, okay. If you grow up,

like we, like I work in New York City. We're in New York City. We do, we go to work in New York City. We're in New York City. We go to events in New York City. We don't live – if you live your formative years in Manhattan, specifically the boroughs, but specifically Manhattan, you're crazy. Really? You're crazy. You're crazy or you're Jewish.

Or you're a crazy Jewish person. Or both, yeah. It's like it's just not normal. You don't ride your bike. You don't have a backyard. You don't – you ride the subway when you're like five you're you know you're stepping over homeless people at three it's just it's just not normal so by the time they you know are like i i would i can't even believe they like listen to a nanny i would i'm sure they'd be like

fuck you lady there were a few times like that yeah oh that tall bitch is back fuck her i know i know no it was it's bad but do you so like would you you wouldn't ever have move your kids into the city like ever i don't think so even teenage i almost think that's like worse like yeah age is like i mean you because you just start living like even i went to college at fordham which is in the bronx but we would go into the city enough and then i had friends who lived in nyu i went to nyu you just you just do you don't do college you just go to bars and you go to that makes sense it's like we didn't do college we just did new york city yeah so i think if you if you start when you're whenever you start that process is like you're kind of you know there's plenty of years to live in a city and do the city life.

I would rather be a kid, be a high school kid, go to college. Because if you just go to the city, you just do New York. Yeah, also there's like a – It's so expensive. There's a million reasons. Also, kids being drunk and getting on the train, what if they fall? You know what I mean? We did it with Pirate Water.

And we had a float in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in South Boston and we were out there they were not drunk on pirate water they were drunk on other things I know what they were drunk on they all had borgs with them and it was like drunk like 12 year olds

and I was like dude go home go ride your bike go play a video game go read a book nothing more concerning than a drunk child when did you what was the first time you got drunk like what age um i wasn't late i wasn't early i think it's probably right on the same time i was probably sophomore in high school and the first time i excuse me started drinking with any regularity probably junior year to a junior year i was probably going to like one or two parties a month and then senior year i was drinking every weekend okay i haven't stopped

since keep going strong no i'm off right now okay cool yeah we're on meds i was i was early i was i started in like the first time i got drunk was eighth grade that's so early it was early it was early like i don't know if I had my period. But I was in – yeah, I mean I was in – I wasn't in Manhattan but I was like drinking in the Bronx with my friends. So like you're in – you're around that. I was buying – I remember buying – What was your first drink? Bacardi Limon.

I got – I split a – I drank a half a bottle of Bacardi Limon. Right off the gate? Me and JJ, the Yankees blogger, we split a bottle and I threw up in my buddy's shoes I mean because I I we had like lemons we were just like shot and I would suck on the lemon and I drank a half a bottle and I puked everywhere and I've never had it since but I remember buying like dime bags and nickel bags of weed being like how much for a dime bag and they're like ten dollars you fucking moron that's why it's a dime bag like if you're if you don't know those things you're too young to be fucking buying weed you know literally yeah and so like dumb shit like i did not know that until literally the second like i'm too young to be buying well they all it's just i'm also a

girl like yeah girls don't buy don't buy you buy a girl and buy your own drugs you are no if you're a girl and you're buying your own drugs like talk to me you're wearing the wrong shade of makeup or something like you shouldn't be doing that. Anybody. It doesn't matter. Tall, short. No, it's not. It does not matter.

Yeah, no. They might not know you're a girl. That might be the only problem. You might need to just tell them. Someone did that recently. I forget if it was a show I was at or if it was a show I saw on YouTube or whatever. But it was a comedian. And he just points to a girl and he's like, how much does cocaine cost?

And she's like, I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. Same thing. I mean, even drinks. It's like – like I love the difference if you talk to girls about Vegas and guys about Vegas. They're like, it's so cheap. Vegas costs $10,000 to go if you're a guy. Girls are like, let's just get the plane tickets.

That's it. That's all you need to do. Yeah. I remember going to my brother's bachelor party and he had a particularly big group of friends. But we bought like the big bottle of vodka at the club and I watched it go around like the circle once. Like everybody could pour one drink and then it got back to me and the bottle girl didn't even leave. She said, do you want another one? And I was like, I guess so.

And they were $900 each. Oh my god. It was like I'm paying $900 for one drink. That's insane. I was the best man and I was trying to like pay for everybody and shit so i was like that that was a nine hundred dollars but you're always going to be invited to the parties like yeah well but but that but like then i'm looking around at the girls coming in and every i'm like none of them have any idea yeah yeah that is sad that is like a 10 you know at the time like i paid ten thousand dollars for like the weekend and I was like, oh my god.

I had that once where we were at – it was not in Vegas. It was in Connecticut. But we were at a casino and we were at Foxwoods. No, we were at Mohegan Sun. No, we were at Foxwoods. And it was with Barstool and we were at the Red Sox winner weekend type deal. And this was like seven years ago now. And I was – we got a table and i was the first

person to the party and i had to give them my credit card but i i didn't even have a credit card at the time so i gave them like a red bank of america debit card like my picture i have it i have that one yeah i know it and i was like like it was like one of those like out of a movie they had to rip it out of my hands i was like here you go and like let go and then we get there and we're sitting at the table it's just me and i think it's me and a girl and a buddy or something like that and we're just sitting there like praying someone doesn't come ask us to order and we're good right now we're good we're good we're good and someone's like what do you guys want and i was like fuck okay um can we just do a bottle of titos and that was the cheapest vodka

i could think of that they would have in there. And she's like, yep. Okay. And I was like, and can you not do like, they were doing the bottle service.

Like, can you not do that? Like, just like put it in your back pocket and sneak it up here. I don't want it to be like a show for a single bottle of Tito's. It's a $30 bottle of alcohol. Not to mention that's also like, go to that guy for drinks

signaling where to go and they come up and they're like sorry we have to do it they have to do it? we have to do it the bottles with the sprinklers in it are 10 times the size of the bottle they're bringing us

and presenting to us and they got the sign like welcome Feidelberg this is the worst and then the boston red sox games it was like red sox winter weekend and like a bunch of whole team came and they're like sitting at our table and i was like i have a debit card with like 400 maybe bro like i don't know if i'm gonna cover that fucking bottle oh my gosh and i went and had to like bully one of the red sox into putting his card down as rick porcello and I was like dude you signed a 17 million dollar contract today switch fucking cards

that is so terrible stress the stress that women have their stresses don't get me wrong but the stress that you feel when it's your card down here like no one get and it was the same same type deal too where she like didn't leave but it was because we had because they knew the red socks were coming and they knew like people they thought we had more money than we did it was like me coley and carabas everybody thinks you know yeah no like at bars like women could get like drunk but like you are gonna lose all your money like honestly you might get drugged. We are going to lose all of our money. That is a fact. I will not have a place to live. Like, yeah, no, I'm with you.

But she wasn't even, like, she was, like, our waitress. But there were just three of us sitting there right next to the DJ booth. So the fucking thing just fell out of our ear. This sounds like my worst nightmare. It's terrible. And she's not leaving. So she's, like, you take a sip. She's like, you want me to top it off?

It's like, absolutely not. I want to conserve every fucking drop of that. I'll take another scoop of ice if you don't mind yeah a bit more cranberry juice yeah no that sounds like my biggest nightmare i don't even really i don't really like like clubs or anything no i haven't i feel like clubs had a moment i think i my like age was kind of like the last people to really do that and then like people just kind of smartened up like this is this is crazy there's still a lot of people club scene for sure yeah but it like it was almost like that's what you had to do you know no it is what you had to do and also you

ever seen those memes that are like why did um why did we look like we were going business casual to the club so weird so funny like a pencil skirt i remember getting uh like getting a after prom like outfit for the club and it was like black pants and a collar so funny and i was like untucked what the fuck but it was before like like dress shirts got made where they kind of went a little bit over yeah like an untucked dress shirt used to go to your fucking so long tie around your head so they know that you have the one bottle of tito's yeah it's so bad so so so so bad yeah it's really really bad i see like i prefer like i prefer to like sit around and talk like like in i love how i love your new podcast studio but i do love how podcast studios are like to look authentic like it's like a uh just a

unorganized room yeah yeah so So like, this is like ideally like what I would want to do on the weekends. Like sit in an unorganized room. I want to go somewhere where people can hear my jokes. Exactly. Literally.

Yeah. Make sure you laugh at me. I want good lighting so you can see me. Like the clubs are too dark. I can't hear or see anything out at all.

I know. I'm like, don't even come up to me if we're at a bar and try to talk to me because I'm just guessing you. I'm just, I got nothing. I can't hear. I don't want to hear too tall too short i can't literally yeah i think of

just sit down somewhere and eat food and drink and talk i think of hearing how you've explained relationships before where you're like it's not supposed to be like people say it's supposed to be work it's not work like i shouldn't have to strain myself to hear you and then when i talk i feel like i have to yell. I lose my voice because I like, I did it just last night where I was out with like a big table

and this, it was all my family members and, still brag. Your family talks to you? That's awesome. Well, they didn't disown you

because you went to liberal arts college? Yeah, they paid for it. But they were, like my mom and like her sister were having this conversation here sister and i was like i was trying to talk to whoever was sitting in front of me and i don't remember who i was talking to and i just i literally like i made the active decision i was

like i'm gonna stop listening now yeah because i was checking out it's too exhausting too much my favorite thing is when like someone else kind of takes over the conversation and I can just give the social cues and I'm no longer involved. I'm just looking around like you take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want a podcast. Like I want to listen to a podcast. Yeah, I want to sit there with everyone around. And also like someone said this one time and it's totally true.

Like this job is such a social – like I'm socializing right now. Yeah. And I'm like kind of an introvert. So it's like at the weekend, like I not gonna want to like go like i the amount of people who have and this is more in recent years i guess who are will introduce me and be like he's not like you think and i'm like i'm pretty sure that's a bad sign yeah but they'll be like yeah he like i don't talk at all really i'm i'm i it's taller than you think he's not funny it's crazy he's not short but he is a mute i i have a hard time

having conversations now in public and i think it's because like i'm like i don't have any privacy and not that we're like celebrities but i always have this it's probably the shit we've gone through yeah but like i'm always like somebody's listening someone's listening and then i was talking about this weekend i was like you talking to a microphone what do you mean you're like private i'm like but i know that's not private so i know what i'm saying into this but it's also i mean this is just a three-person conversation it's like a lot of people are going to listen to it but like i going like at a wedding i'm way overwhelmed at a place where there's a huge i get that it's like i'm usually only talking to like one other guy because they expect you to talk like the one minute man like yeah how awful would that be i know i just walked up to a table i was like i got big news for you guys

no that's awful but i guess they expect it that happened to me in 2009 and it's been happening ever since like when i first first started a guy said he introduced me he was like one of the original fans of barstool because it was legitimately the first year i worked here and he said let me introduce my wife and he said he's a lot funnier on the website than he is oh my god cool nice and then but like always people will be like you're way more quiet than i thought or this than i thought and i'm like i don't know sorry to disappoint bro i don't know like i'm just well i'm on this side with you but i prefer that like i prefer like the people that i look up to to be normal yeah like why would i want like

it's like crazy to want like the person performing to you you meet someone and you're like oh you're always on yeah right right yeah i wouldn't like that i wouldn't like that we've definitely like the reason why we work and have paired off and broken off a little bit like there's been people throughout who you know they they join up and it's like oh cool that person's cool and like you do an event with them or you hang out with them and you're like oh never mind okay this is like yeah this is your you take this you know you know what i mean yeah so it's like i know what you mean there's like either you do it or you live it kind of you know what i mean i think that that's like almost like an unspoken thing like you know who is and

who isn't like even in this office like you say i'm like yep right right right right dude we talk like always not even always being on but just like this this other social thing and just on monday i drove home with my dad from new york it's like a four-hour drive and we had a marathon day monday we like monday we like fucking bang bang and so we get in the car right after work and my dad's like how's your day and i laid out the interviews and the shows we did and this and that and he's like geez that's a lot of talking like i remember like because my dad's a salesman so he's like i remember coming home and like your mom would get mad at me sometimes because i didn't want to talk when i got home and he's like so i know exactly what you mean

so i'll just like i'll just shut up and i'll let you relax and that motherfucker shut up and i was like i don't think you get it then i don't think you get it. Well, no. You know what's funny is I have people who are like – I – especially now, people who work from home. It's like you work from home all day. You don't talk to anybody. I talk all day. I'll come home. You can talk to me. But I'm absolutely just going to be going, uh-huh.

Bro, I was giving you a little video game or drink or eat or whatever. It's a different kind of like stimulation. As long as that works. Some people just need to talk and get it out or vent. And if you can find that, that's perfect. I'm not going to engage back. I probably don't remember what you said. I probably whatever.

Like part of your brain is overworked. Yeah. I was giving him literal grunts. No, it's very real though. And then this and that. I mean, we did the other day. We had a meeting at 103030, an interview at 11.30. After that interview, I had like a business meeting with that guy. We then did the podcast and then we interviewed and then I talked to someone when I drove home.

It was like 10.30 to 7 of like just – I didn't eat. I just talked. That's – we're not digging ditches they're not curing cancer but that shit sucks and i challenge anybody to talk that long yeah it's fucking exhausting after you do that don't you start to like almost get like embarrassed of yourself yes like i'm like oh my god everything i've ever done is so embarrassing this is so embarrassing like i have to disintegrate like you know what i mean and it's like only because you've over exhausted that muscle but it's like and it's even your job like obviously you're you don't actually feel that way

about yourself but after you talk that long it's like i'm like who am i who the fuck do i you know why am i talking this much there's no way you should be talking this much to these many people about these many things like shut up no i'm a loser i feel you yeah they're also the things that you don't even care about self-esteem like self-esteem. Yeah. I'm like, I just talked for an hour, but I don't give a shit. Yeah. That's the big difference though here. And I wonder where you're at with this is like when people are like – and this is more probably me personally because I get fired up about a lot of shit and I argue online a lot and shit. But I don't really care.

Like I will passionately argue and debate you because that's just what I like to do i like to win arguments i like to be right i like to i i do enjoy like you know kind of competitive yeah yeah but i'm not like you know so they'll be like you've been you've you've been arguing about this all day i'm like i don't really fucking care though like yeah you know you've sent like 10 tweets about that that takes 10 seconds tweet tweet tweet like you know what i mean so i'm uh i think people but when they all they know about you is like your online persona i can understand why it comes across as like i'm angry and i'm uh you know whatever it's like oh no we had uh lewis black interviewed the other day he's awesome and uh his line was i am a happy happy man happy person angry citizen like when i talk about the world and topics and shit i get fired up it's like very east coast angry yeah that's probably it too

i think i'm very like new york but i'm like i don't actually care about this yeah that's very interesting i also think that's a little bit more like i think it is a little bit more of like a male trait i don't think it's like only male trait by any means but i do think it's a little bit more male it's a little bit more comedy and it's a little bit more of like a male trade. I don't think it's like only male trade by any means, but I do think it's a little bit more male. It's a little bit more comedy and it's a little bit more East coast because I hear you like, they'll be out there like fighting about things and I'll like go back and forth and like have fun in the discussion. And then like 15 minutes and I'm like,

guys, I'm over this. Like, and like, they're still going. Yeah. But I am equally like, I don't really care about this,

but I will. I mean, I can't say I don't care about it. If I argue about it for like three days straight, that's true. But when it's like over or i'm wrong or right or whatever it's just like and what's next what what's you know what's the next topic i'm gonna argue about like it just kind of keeps but it's like that's like your gift like your gift is like i guess so

like coming up like it's like critical thinking and i know that this is going to sound like you're that's our gift can i return it for real i want another one. I know. I know. But I think that people who don't get this new media and content, it is so stupid. It's why people keep talking. But it's critical thinking. You can see it from this point of view. And now we're doing this argument. No, I love that. It's a big club.

I'm never like – I would never argue something I don't actually believe. But I could. No, definitely. I can play both sides of this. I can see both sides of it. I can see both sides of it. I get where you're coming from, all that shit. The side I believe is always the opposite of whatever you believe. Whoever I'm talking to, I'm like, I disagree with you.

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i think white he said white i think it's been like scientifically proven that like when you take a shower when you go for a walk when you do you want to know why because you're on your phone yeah probably you just need to put your phone away like if we i'm just using my brain no if we went to the back if we didn't take our phones into the bathroom yeah i'm telling you you could write like a script in the bathroom we should all hop in the shower yeah yeah we should all get in the shower podcast in the shower let's get in our own showers yeah but like zoom yeah totally full body camera and rudy should should plan your next episodes in the shower no i i do think i do think i agree with you but i do think it's like the phone

i do i think you just are letting yourself you're like i'm so i'm so vulnerable i'm wet naked and i'm but i'm alone and like i'm comfortable but you do always think of like you you know it's like the the joke it's like the costanza joke of like i should have said this in that argument i know i wish i had this like you know i uh but yeah maybe it is just i can't the reason i am on my phone all the time now is because if i'm alone with my thoughts i don't like that yeah because this is not not fun definitely understandable yeah no i i like i like the like marketing to the depressed that this show does yeah we do that a lot it's really great but we also belittle because you shut the fuck up yeah yeah we're very over the mental health like everyone has problems like yeah we know so no it's like it's like that like uh

like be a man you know what i mean like everyone's depressed everyone wants to kill themselves you know what i mean like i love it it is like it is always like those are always the viral memes or viral tweets too where it's like am i the only one who like drives on the highway and thinks you guys are just swerving down come no no it's all the reason why i went viral is because everyone thinks the same thing we're literally living in bird box i do want someone to tweet one of those that where it is just them. Am I the only one who thinks about strangling the kid? It's just you. When you are in the shower, Caroline,

when you wash your ass, we were just having a conversation, Charles Barkley said that he almost once lost a hotel soap bar up his ass. Oh. So he's a bottom. He's definitely a bottom. I said, how big is Charles Barkley's asshole? a hotel soap bar up his ass. Oh. And so he travels with his own big bar. He's definitely a bottom. I said,

how big is Charles Fargo's asshole? A stretch. But then we were discussing how much you clean your ass because John was like, I've never gotten up in there. And I was like, maybe you should.

No, I think you should. I don't think it has to be like, well, okay, also, boys are hairier. If I ever venture down that line. Did you put a little digit in there? Yeah, well, you're hairier, so you really do got to get it. I'm not hairy at all.

You're a boy, though. No. He's not. He's not. He's gender fluid or something. Non-binary, whatever. He's not. My butt's like my arm.

Look at that. That's fucking weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. He doesn't wear deodorant, but he's not stinky. He doesn't wash his hair, but it doesn't get greasy. And I guess he doesn't have a hairy asshole.

That one I can't confirm. What's it like being perfect? When I speak about my butt, I'm always speaking cheek. Cheek. Yeah. Which is why I was surprised when I saw your butt. And it was like no hair. Because you've always said you had a hairy butt.

When we showed each other our balls. Nobody's cheeks are hairy, bro. No, I think that some people's cheeks are hairy. Oh, that's disgusting. Yeah, it is. Those people are literally sasquatches. That was back in the old office we had you were picturing like my cheeks were at hair yeah dude like fucking i'm not italian like the uh was it in fucking um in jumanji when he comes back monkey boy and i thought no no no no that's so funny to think that when i took my balls you're like oh

i was like kevin's got a fucking bare-ass butt. What the hell? Was this in the shower? No, it was at work. We did an episode with Bert Kreischer. He said, well, he took a picture. Oh my God, that was a video.

We took the picture. We took the screenshot. He was, I guess, mooning people on a plane. It was a private plane. Oh, okay. That's better. That's better, yeah. The reason I didn't say that is because I know they get weird about like they're – it's like they don't want to promote that they're on private planes a lot. But in that case, you should specify.

I think this was on his box. What's that? That was on the bus. Oh, okay. He just like pulled his pants down, bent over and walked backwards towards the camera. And his balls were swinging like a grandfather clock. They were down to in between,

like they were down to like halfway. Like that one dog at the dog park. Yeah. And, and, and we've all, we've many times talked about when you have long ball days and short ball days.

And so Bert came in and we were like, we just, everybody showed each other. It was a great moment. ball we've many times talked about when you have long ball days and short ball days and so burt came in and we were like we just everybody showed each other it was a great moment it was a great moment what's that who had the perkiest balls i don't think any any of those balls that day could be described as it was i heard this on camera uh you couldn't see our balls but okay but doing it was on camera yeah that's and it was so fun there's still shots of like john and and bert looking at me and then me and john looking at bert and then me and john you know all the combinations pulling up the balls right now yeah and the the the pictures of the guys looking like laughing that is funny that's very funny like bending over laughing too it was it's a really genuinely good moment of like – I've heard stories. Oh, we also simulated sucking dick.

It was a really gay vibe. Yeah, this is – After that, we were like deep-throated a pole in Springbottom. No, the thing about boys that are so funny is like the straighter you are, you're just so gay. Like you know what I mean? If you're not gay with your friends, you're – if you're not gay with your friends, you're gay. Exactly. That's the picture.

That's me and Kevin. Those are – that's us. That's me and John looking at Burns' balls. Oh, my gosh. He's not in the picture. Like even fraternities, it's like, you know, let's all go in a basement and get naked together. It is the – I have done – I played hockey in high school. Oh, the hockey.

I have done gayer things than like gay porn stars. Yeah. Like the – For example? Uh-huh. For example? We did the – this one was – I actually didn't do it. This one I just witnessed, which is somehow gayer, to be honest.

That's so true. At least you're getting some out of it if you're involved in it, if you're just watching. Oh, that's funny. How funny is that? You and the four guys. You can see your face in the front so shameless don't get dog taking a shit you do you do the um he's the best dude the fact that he just will roll in a place and like it was funny though he i think we like cleared out all the girls and he like he was like the way it should be yeah yeah no actually get rid of these girls we're taking like looked at you looked at me was like i'm about to show you

like my genitalia it's uh the cold open here it's very intimate it was very consensual though it was like i'm about to do this are you on board with it really want to see you naked. I really want to see you naked. Where are they? The one gay guy was like, we had to pull it out of him. Jesus, I forgot about that mustache. Wait, is he gay? Zach? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, most of the gay guys here aren't gay at all. They're the worst gays in the world. No, they're not at all. They dress shitty. Yeah, I'm like, what's going on? They're terrible. Joey Kamasta had to

fucking drag everyone out of the closet kicking and streaming here i know i was like i was like wait we can be gay no like my pants are back here like i dress more like a man yeah zach um zach like thought he was hiding him but it was like that's so funny we knew was gay but i was like are you sure because you're like i, I don't know. He's Pat. He played basketball. He played basketball. You were like, you don't have good hygiene or anything. He's the biggest piece of shit here. He is.

Oh, he is such a scum man. You would kill it as a straight dude. Yeah. He would disappoint so many girls and all that shit. I guess he just doesn't like guys. Yeah. If Pat wasn't gay gay he would be the most problematic person in barcelona totally yeah so true the shit he says and does girls like girls

can get away with that you know what i mean like some of the things said are like yeah the girls and the gays like some of the some of the things are like i don't know if we could say that if we were a guy i mean pat pat i don't know if he does it anymore out and about his oh and about the clips are insane but even like what pat does and't know if he does it anymore. Out and about is crazy. The clips are insane. But even like what Pat does, and then everything he does is as a gay man, but it's like, it's not a gay thing. He does, back when he used to blog more, he would just do a

blog called like Titty Tuesday. Yeah. And it would just be gifs. The most misogynistic. Okay, but here's the deal. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm hearing Pat's voice in my ear. How'd you guys not know he's gay? Oh, no, no, no. Pat, we knew he was gay the whole time. Pat, we always knew he was gay. Pat was hired. He was hired

as the gay guy, so I knew from the job. Pat's hiring was actually a borderline hate crime. If I didn't know, I don't think I would know from his voice. It's gotten... It's more... I'm telling you, he's gotten gayer. He's more flamboyant.

He's more flamboyant. He was just like... That is so gay. It's gotten, it's more, he's more. I'm telling you he's gotten gayer. He's more flamboyant. Maybe he's gotten gayer, yeah. For sure. For sure. He was butted out in church town sometimes. He was just like. That is so gay. He used to wear white t-shirts, jeans, and dirty sneakers. He was just like Jackie.

He was like a patriot. Just like Jackie. Is that what you said? Oh my gosh. You suck. But yeah, I mean. Accurate. my gosh but yeah i mean accurate i do love i love your uh your girls like generation style of like like dressing like a boy kind of so when i started doing stand-up uh another you can say

that i can't no no i i think like it's i don't know i was almost like empowering and i was like i don't know about that like 90s it's 90s it is definitely 90s not really like like girls you're dressing like a 90s dude like girls in the 90s yeah but have you seen alia alia was always wearing like she was either wearing a sports bra yeah and sweatpants where she was wearing and rihanna too like a lot of baggy stuff but also they also naming cool black girls yeah white girls just like me rihanna leah caroline i never um i never made the alia connection that's exactly what it is she's wearing baggy clothes yeah like boxers sticking out of the top of your pants exactly baggy pants yeah i i think like um uh when i was doing when i first started doing stand-up uh like boy stand-up a male comedian um said to me like does it bother you like no one

listens to your set because they just like look at you and i was like oh my god because all the girls who do stand-up always talk about like oh you got to wear, does it bother you that no one listens to your set because they just look at you? And I was like, oh my God. Because all the girls who do stand-up always talk about, oh, you got to wear baggy clothes. You kind of got to dress down. And also,

the guys who do stand-up already look terrible because they just look horrible. They're actually rotting from the inside out at 25. They look awful. But I do think there is,

although at the same time, dress however you want. I'm so woke for dress however you want. I will say there is although like you know at the same time like just however you want like I'm like so woke just however you want I will say there is something like it like you kind of like blend in a little bit more and maybe it's psychological but I do think that it's like it's shitty to say it's true but like

if you know if you are up there and like a tight dress and you have a great body and all that shit like you can still be funny but people are gonna be thinking more about that than yeah I feel like you should be like fuck it and do it but sometimes it's like why why it's really hard to be oppressed for your like incredibly god-given body you know what i mean like i just am wearing clothes they might happen to be poly pocket clothes but like you know what i mean like i'm being oppressed um i feel like there are more guys um in stand-up who are and i guess

it's maybe i consume more now but like attractive like there's obviously was it matt matt right but there's another one who was always on my suggested for you page uh and uh there was the one dude who um he was but he like acknowledged i know i can't come up here with i forget what he said like it must feel like you have to yeah he's like i can't come up here with, I forget what he said. It must feel like you have to. Yeah. I can't come up here with like a strong stance on blank because like, look at me, look at me. It looks, it'll be something ridiculous.

Has a jawline. Yeah. You can find it. Jeff. Die was who I was thinking of. Jeff. Die is pretty hot. No,

that's not what I was thinking. Yeah. Um, it, that's a weird spot to thinking of. He's a handsome guy, but that's not what I was thinking of. That's a weird spot to be because it's like, you know, as a comedian, you're like talking about like shit that's like you have to be really honest and like be real about things. And it's like if you're being real about it, like we know what some people look like and other people's don't, you know. But to be like, you know, like how hot I am, it's like, well. I guess Dane Cook was kind of like that. Dane Cook was a of like dane cook was a good looking guy he was a good looking guy yeah just definitely was fucking hot yeah yeah chris to me is like the one guy who like is really good looking that i don't it doesn't maybe because he's just such a little pig that it's like i don't

even think about his looks but but it's interesting also to hear how like you come across even like from outside of like a performer standpoint but like how do you come how are you perceived how do you like, like, I, I don't know. It's just an interesting thing. I think some people are really self-aware and play into it. And I,

I sometimes I think it works for them. Sometimes I think it doesn't because then they're like less relatable or something. But I think it's an interesting thing, even just from the outside. Like how do people perceive you? I've found in least, at least in this,

and it kind of branches off this way. And that way, like, if you are not just yourself, it's going to catch up with you. It might work for a little while, but like, can you keep up the act forever? Are you going to want to keep up the act forever?

Like I, I've always said that like, if my ceiling, if my ceiling was like a little bit higher, if I had played a character or kept certain things quiet or whatever. Just like did things differently. But so like the way I did things, my ceiling's here and it could have been here, but I would have like lost my mind getting to that extra space.

Like that's not worth it to me. Like I'd rather just be like, this is what I do. Maybe I'm not going to have as many fans, but the fans I do have, I don't need to like work for their approval or continue to keep up a charade. They're just like, I do what I do maybe i'm not gonna have as many fans but the fans i do have i don't need to like work for their approval or continue to like die hard there's just like i do what i do and if yeah and if now like things change it's like well now i'm gonna do that because what you like is my path of like you know i started out as like a single guy and then i got married i had kids i got divorced i was poor i had some money like everything is just like this is you followed the whole way for the ride i struggle with that a little bit i'm such a

competitive person like i'm so competitive and i really struggle with like what my expectations wait jackie i wanted to make fun of you real quick i was gonna be like you have to dress a certain way because you're on stage what's your excuse jackie okay you can leave now no i i i feel like i'm very like hard on myself i'm like oh what should i where should i be at this age like i should be further i should throw that shit out please oh my god i'm trying it's so hard like i'm literally crippled by like all of the things i should have done or could have done if i could like free the world of one thing it's that that's the one thing i still do basically every time we have a guest who i think even remotely works in our field and i google them first thing i do is look at their age and i'm always like all right i got three more years no literally i spent my weekends

i thought that was something we were doing someone's taking a shower in that bathroom no i literally spent my weekends being like, at what age did they do this? Yeah. I try so hard to get rid of that. No, I'm really trying. Because it's like the world is shifting. Like, why the fuck would someone who's like on TikTok

and social media and all that go by some standards that were set like literally like a century ago. No, it's absolutely crazy. No comparison. There's no, the only thing that's still, uh, still like you're never going to get away from and sucks is the biological clock. And that's the one thing that I wish could change because then, then you like girls could do whatever the fuck they want, however long they want. That's one thing where you do have to do certain things in a certain age. Otherwise, like what you're at at 20 i remember jackie being like i'm so no yeah that's literally me and i was like i'm gonna fucking kill you

strangle you with my bare hands you're 22 or whatever the fuck she was at the time yeah it's it's like there's so it's so different now and we've we've seen like Louis Black didn't blow up till he was like 48. Didn't start till he was 40. Yeah. I mean, there's so many people like that. Viola Davis, like even outside of the comedy world. But yeah, no, I feel the exact same way. I like literally struggle with that every day.

It's so bad. And like, sometimes like, I wish I just would have known if I had done this instead of that. But I feel like in reality, if like, God, my, I'm like, cool. Jesus, you guys know that. If I went and talked to him, he'd be like, literally, this is the best scenario. Like you were not even going to be successful. You got so lucky. You're doing pretty good.

I didn't think it was going to be, you know. You got to realize that like the person that you might be comparing yourself to might be like, oh my God, I wish I had like the freedom that Caroline had to work. There's someone's nephew or niece. They always are like, Oh, he had this at this age. He was Steven Spielberg's nephew.

You know what I mean? Like, it's just though, like the grass is always greener. Comparison is the thief of joy. All these things are like so fucking true. And if you just let go of that, we've been doing this whole thing for our new tours.

We're just doing one show because every comic we've talked to recently is on the same wavelength of like I sold out Radio City and then I added a second show and I wish I didn't because now that one is only half sold. And that's a very tangible thing but it is – it's a much more philosophical thing where it's like celebrate what you're doing good at. Yeah. Don't compare and don't worry. Don't ask for extra and like just ride the wave. You guys do in radio city. No, no,

but keep going. Keep going. But like, yeah, I mean, it's just like, you have to enjoy what you're doing while you're doing it. Cause otherwise what's the fucking point of doing all this.

I think also though, there's like a part of me that's like, if I'm really hard on myself and i'm really unhappy and i'm suffering every day well then i'm definitely gonna get there you know what i mean jesus talking that's true that's true if i hate my whole life but it is it's hard they're like i think ambition is good but like and and with that comes like you have to kind of compare and you can't rest on your laurels and if you somebody else working harder and hungrier will pass you or whatever but there's a balance and that's the problem is finding yeah no definitely

i like there's a i mean fettelberg will have to help me with this but there's like a taylor swift lyric about like no one sees when you lose playing solitaire because like if you're competing with yourself and not like someone on google it's a great line but like that's not possible for me like i fighting about uh you know it's funny i i um i googled i wanted to to like read up on it and i i googled why are all pop songs and immediately autofill about love really and it was like what's a list of pop songs that are not about love what are some songs that aren't about yeah and there's like five yeah okay well guys i am dropping a new song on spotify called dick pics soon so this is serious so please listen to it let's go um is it a real song or funny like a

joke song is it they're all jokes um it's a really serious song i'm recording one right now called pet your dog which is the follow-up but no i i totally i i yeah no it's it's rough and it's like but at least that is a the solitaire thing is interesting though yeah it's like if if there really was no other comparison like that's that's the only reason you do it right it's like there's always somebody because you'd be doing it for the love of the game otherwise yeah and but you would just be enjoying it like you know if you were the first and only podcast you'd be the best one you'd be happy and then someone else comes along and you go like oh well they have a few more listeners and

they make more money and then it all starts you know but if you somehow could have the blinders on and but still be motivated that's the problem though it's like you know that's where the it is it's very difficult and like i also think another hard part about it is like they say like get off your phone and everything like that but like if you're not personally for me like writing like sketches or videos right or you have to like be referencing the internet yeah you know what i mean because that's a very hard balance too because that's like the thing that connects us all so you have to be mimicking trends i don't think it's get off your phone i think it's like don't mindlessly scroll on your phone yeah i think that's it i'm trying to quit twitter i told yeah pavs today to change the password but i did i i have another twitter that

i nobody knows i don't tweet from but i do follow all the accounts that i want to like get information from and you've been sending me death threats from it. I know that one. Yeah. I got a picture of Bert Kreischer's balls. I know that one. I know that one. You do have to be like, like telling someone to not be on their phone now is like, is, is like crazy.

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alex cooper is probably jesus there um and caller daddy of course like that was like so big um that was the first thing you did that i really laughed at oh the call her daddy yeah like use promo code butthole that was like i i that was really like that was such a god thing because um i put that out like a month before this and i didn't even think about that and then like owen came up and he's like yeah i saw that video and i was like oh my god that was good timing yeah that was really um but yeah i mean i wasn't the biggest barstool fan i i um were you did you not like you actively did not like us or you just oh no no like i was i just wasn't like an active big follower like uh uh like i just didn't know all the shows i didn't know like Oh, no, no, no. Like, I just wasn't, like, an active, big follower. Like, I just didn't know all the shows.

I didn't know, like, stool scenes. Like, that's – I followed the Instagram account, followed Dave. Yeah, kind of like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't, like, watching stool scenes. I wasn't – I didn't have, like, a burner, like, Instagram. You know what I mean? Right, psychopath.

So what's the overall take a year in? I mean, you touched on it a little bit before. But, like, if you don't come in with a group or you don't like kind of earn your stripes here it is really difficult like I I think I got really lucky with Tommy and Rudy like I don't I really just had to ask these two guys that were always in the office like because some people maybe were better fits they weren't in the office I didn't see them like you just had it was hard to find a team who was better fits um oh definitely I mean let's I mean Kelly come on better I'm just kidding such a better writer

um but no like i i feel like i'm definitely like you know finding my place a little bit more i think um definitely years fast by the way yeah like most people don't find their place dude i was gonna say i don't think i'm sure you probably felt like oh my god i want to kill myself this is like terrible yeah no that's how i felt yeah but like to have a episode want to please on this came out to like as much you know fanfare and success and good feedback i never showed it and john's been your show was awesome yeah i never watched barstool stuff i watched please end this and i very much yeah we sat on the couch together and watched it i think that that's a little bit the goal for me not that like i don't want to be like like i want the stoolies to like love me i do but

i think the goal is like a comedy content is to be like like i want the stoolies to like love me i do but i think the goal is like a comedy content is to be able to be taken out of context and like you know like totally that'd be too self-referencing i think that's where we're headed to hopefully with this new endeavor where it's like i'm so excited for our stool you don't have to know the ins and outs and all that sort of shit so and this obviously like is is exactly that it's it's such a weird i would never in a million years have guessed. Like if you told me a year ago, like put together three people, I don't think I would have been like Caroline, Tommy and Rudy.

Yeah. I wouldn't have either. But maybe that's the magic in it. Like it's fucking great. Yeah. It's so funny. I'm really enjoying myself. And I think like it's something, it's nice to like feel passionate about something.

It's very cool to watch all you guys be like actual like acting like like yeah for so long barstool was just like here's my opinions and maybe we're funny with it but like you're still just talking and just being yourself yeah these are like actively like writing a character doing a bit you make it sound like way better than it is but we used to like make fun of that because so many people try to do that and it sucks. This is embarrassing too. People say like here's my bit and like it's like I don't want to – you know, like a skit, a skit, whatever you call it. And it's just like no. Just like tell me – be funny about like topics on the news or whatever.

But this is like, oh, no, when you're talented and you do it, I'm sure it's embarrassing. No, it's still embarrassing. Until rather recently. Like trying is gay trying is very frowned upon no trying is yeah try to be funny but don't try to be funny like it's even like we're a media company and you're posting yeah yeah right weird i don't even mean like thought it was lame by just people who work here although them as well but like by our fans yeah it's like oh was like, they must have taken another take on that. And even I thought about it because KFC Radio was very different than Out of Order by the Please End This, where it's just like,

we don't ever, oh, let's redo that conversation, which is like this conversation. And I lost my train of thought. But yeah, no, I mean, I remember the fans. Oh, there would be other podcasts here, Call Her Daddy being one of them, that were pretty scripted. And I would think, oh, that's fucking...

Are you kidding? We were judging them. Keep it up, guys, with your fucking shitty one take. I'll be in a house made of diamonds. Yeah, literally. I think one time Kevin and I were like, it's not going to last. They're not going to be able to go on the road

to do that show. You won't be able to go on the road to do that show you won't be able to sell out a comedy club with 300 people your show's never going to work Oprah new Oprah I'll be in Houston enjoy LA the only thing I will say but I also think you guys don't get it

like I think if you were a girl you would have seen it more well no but we were talking more about just like the idea of a scripted But I also think you guys don't get it. Like, I think if you were a girl, you would have seen it more. Well, no, but we were talking more about just like the idea of a scripted show. We found out that they would like book the room for like five hours and like redo it and rewrite it and all that shit. You're like, if you can't do it in one take. It's just like, that's not what a podcast is. It's not how it works. It's like, that doesn't fucking matter, dude. There are no rules to this shit.

It's just whatever people want. There's no rules to this. You're totally right. But like when people like even in the office like call her daddy will come up and the guys are like oh i think that you guys don't under you underestimate the girls who are 14 and didn't know how to give a blow job yeah and all of a sudden this hot girl who has like a hot boyfriend is gonna be like i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you how do you know what i mean she's like you're gonna and you're like oh my god that's it and but that's also like yeah i mean like you underestimate the amount of girls who were

like oh my god thank god she did that yeah like i don't know yeah yeah i don't know it's the best thing of things but like i do think that they started the market like we did we were ashamed of it kind of where it was like we're not a sex poet we never like you were the Kelly Keegs I officially hate Call Her Daddy never call her yeah we actually talked about

on an episode with Dave a while ago that we were both like when Call Her Daddy started and they came in and I think they fucked with one of Kevin's friends but like a contact of Kevin's

and they like hooked up with one of them or something like that and we were just like fuck those guys like that's fucking dog shit to like unearth that kind of stuff and name names they name names? we've all yeah we've all talked about like people we were like fuck those guys like that's fucking dog shit to like unearth that kind of stuff and name names you know we've all named names we've all yeah we've all talked about like

people we've like anonymous people we've slept with but like they're like and we're like fuck that and then we're like we're not gonna work with them because i not the idea of it was by any stretch of imagination but it was like it made sense for us to work with caller daddy yeah we were both kind of we talked about sex i i don't ever think we were a sex podcast. I think we definitely got the tag. I don't ever think we were. Feminist icon, Final Burn. I got it. It was – it's very different when guys do it.

If guys talk about sex, it's like – in a weird way, it was almost the reverse. When girls talk about sex and they get like the Nikki Glaser of the world, like stop talking about sex, like where guys can. But in the barstool world, it was almost like you guys are chicks. Like all you do is talk about sex. And it was like it's's not all we do but we do talk about it more than the average shows here so we got that tag so they were like you should you know why don't you do stuff with these girls and they came in so hot and pissed everybody off and i was like i don't think it's good if we like alienate ourselves and then they drop names and all that and it was like well obviously was a very big mistake and it's not like they were like waiting to do it with us and we said no they were probably never going to work with us either yeah

but it was definitely i do i still stand by like the way that it ended like unceremoniously with barstool was i think what we all kind of saw like this is not i never i didn't know it was going to be the success it was i knew it was never going to be like a barstool thing yeah and when when dave was like no no she's gonna like do stuff with you guys she's gonna make an effort this time she's gonna like come back around i was like i just sounds like a dad like a dad that's gone like he's gonna try this he's gonna be there for you there's nothing wrong with her not doing that but let's not stop pretending that no it's very interesting because like just hearing people talk about that time it's like almost like this like urban legend.

Well, it was the first time that something was bigger than Barstool really. Yeah, no, that makes a lot of sense. Everything was kind of like – And it's not something from the inside. Yeah. There was an outside thing that got bigger than Barstool. So there's definitely like – We were like, what is this?

There was jealousy around it. It was like, I've been doing this for fucking eight years. How the fuck are you going to do this? And then there's like, what is this content? You know what I mean? There was jealousy. was like i've been doing this for eight years and then there's like what is this content you know what i mean jealousy there was like almost confusion where it's like well wait a minute maybe i've been doing this wrong the whole time no no i think that this was just like honestly you had to be it had to be them it had if like even like i hate to say this but like even if

it wasn't someone who was aspirational to look like i think it wouldn't have been as popular if it wasn't two girls if it wasn't the perfect it was and it was the perfect time like if that was happening now it would once well yeah because even when they started it now it's oversaturated now exactly sex it's like shut the fuck up but they were at the right exact time of like society and feminism and whatever and they were fresh face they weren't like you know like you know what i mean like what you gotta do is like you know what i mean like they were young and but i will say but it totally opened my eyes to be like anything can happen yeah and i remember you know saying to dave i don't know this is a good idea like they're rubbing a lot of people

the wrong way here they're not like buying into what we do and like they it made a boatload of money but if the idea was like you know it was the first time it's like you don't need to ingratiate yourself to the barstool fans and do things the Barstool way. Like, just go do you. Ingratiate. And fucking. Yeah, I like that. It was good.

Just go be funny and make your own content. And who gives a fuck if, like, you're not making the same videos that Dave made in 2007? You know? It's like. Yeah, but I think. They didn't have a food review thing, which I did take great. They had a food review thing? No, they did not.

Oh, yeah. Although they did do one that never got released. They did the turkey. Oh, my God. No, that went out. That went out. It did go out? It just went released. They did the turkey. Oh, my God. No, that went out. That went out. It did go out? It just went under the radar.

That was crazy. They just had sex with a turkey. They fisted a turkey. On Barstool Gold. On Barstool Gold, yeah. No, something that you guys said that's so interesting that I almost feel like

you can't understand it unless you really see it is you were like, they were pissing people off and so you didn't want to be close with them. That is so, this place is like a high school and people say that but it's like almost like but but there's a way it's like a lie in yourself it's like a game of like it is you know what i mean but like i feel like um if you come in if you do if you're

with us and and like you're they just like weren't a part of barstool yeah and and that is okay but that had never really been done if you come in and you like don't get along with someone but they're competing in the competitions with you and doing the videos with you and you're arguing with them on the radio and like but you're there it's different than like they came in they did their thing and they were gone and they were fucking rich rich, and they weren't, you know. And that's, like, how we should approach the new world. But it was almost like, I think there were feelings of, like, well, they're using the Barstool name, but they won't help us. But they're also making Barstool millions.

Right, right, right. But that, I can understand why, like, Dave was like, yeah, you know. No, absolutely. But other people were like, that doesn't affect me at all. Like, you know what I mean? I'm not seeing any, it's not like I'm getting a call her daddy bonus you know what i mean yeah there was a lot of jealousy and hate and misunderstanding and almost like it just fucking flipped the whole thing on its head yeah um but i don't know if they'll i don't know if they'll ever be something like that again i they'll be something that you

know comes in and is successful but the way it was and how it was and all that i think we just are constantly going in a circle like even now like the fact that sketches on youtube are doing well it's like what year is this you know what i mean it's all cyclical it's so crazy it's like don't you know don't be high and mighty about this person or this thing or this trend or whatever because you're gonna have to like do it eventually yeah and so like you can't like you got to keep going and like i'm happy to be at this time right now like because this is what i like to do like but i i will say like you were saying with call her daddy like there'll be something else but it has to like go except also everyone's gonna be famous soon like soon everyone's gonna be famous like it's we're getting there but we need to redefine famous

you know yeah like yeah like you know the jennifer aniston was like i don't like that everyone uh like she had she said something like hollywood used to be so glamorous yeah and it's like yeah because you had to be someone's like kid to become famous and now it's like you just kind of got it i think there's like notoriety and being well known and like famous i agree with you i agree with you on that i agree with you on that uh but like once please on this wins like an em or, you know, whatever one it can win for the YouTube awards. But I,

yeah, no, I think it's, it's interesting. And I think you're right. Like these trends go around and it's, yeah. The fact that.

That's why you also shouldn't compare it. Like do the age thing. And that's what I was trying to get at. Like, yeah. You know, you, you're still like so early in the game.

No, I feel like I'm literally so washed up like it's so bad and i know that that's crazy to hear people say because like even jackie like jackie's younger than me i'm like oh my god she's a baby like who even let her out here look when she talks in the microphone um but no i really do feel that way like i feel so but you yourself you feel like absolutely just kind of like. That's just the nature of how it goes. You can't ever look back at your accomplishments and feel proud.

No, never. You should try, but you won't. Oh, there's a baby. The baby. Look, she's holding a cup. She's holding a cup. Look at that. The cup looks so nice.

It looks so big in her hands. No, Jackie does have enormous hands and feet, so that's the one thing. Welcome back. Jackie, your clips lately are so. What is going on? hands no jackie does have enormous hands and feet so that's the one thing welcome back jackie your your clips lately are so what is going on my lips with the clips oh i thought you i was like i thought you said lips you're like oh my god your lips gorge um wait thank you you let this guy sleep in your house crazy time yeah without her in it i don't know what's great like it's crazier i think it would have just been better to have sex with that guy than to leave her apartment. Yeah.

I know. I was like, it would have been honestly so much easier. It would have like saved so much drama. But, but no, I guess I'm just like, I don't know.

Just like a lady. You need a TV show. I was just going to finish that. She does. She, we, we are, we've said she'll be our boss soon enough yeah it's so funny

soon as she like realizes it it's like i hope she doesn't become too aware of no like you know how like everyone like they tell you to do what whoever's like doing really well they're like why don't you try doing content like them yeah like that's me right now like i'm trying to do like unhinged content i'm like oh my god like i let this guy like you know what i mean i wore a helmet and like i'm just like trying to get in on jackie's like trending things i fucking hate this yo i was in a tiktok meeting earlier and they were like have you tried letting a stranger into your house like jackie's doing it and it's really popping off headgear on yeah it's not jackie's first time letting a stranger in well that's what's crazy yes anybody you want in my apartment

give addy give the addy yeah oh god well all right so please end this is a is a fucking firecracker i hope it i know there's some questions but i i hope it goes on forever i think it's yeah really really really we're thinking about having a breakup like call her daddy kicking rudy out when he goes to chicago make a youtube video if it's gotta happen unfortunately yeah you should what really happens yeah yeah but uh a YouTube video. If it's got to happen, unfortunately, yeah, you should. What really happened. Yeah. Yeah.

But I'm confident that whether it's two or three of you that, you know, there'll be more, more to come. I really appreciate that. Thank you guys. That's very nice of you.

And you did a good job. I do think the one thing that was with Call Her Daddy was like, not that you have to do this, but it is nice to be like when people come in and understand

like what was built before and the work and the yeah when you when you did survivor and like that shit was hard and you took it serious no and you when you dm'd me that first of all i sent you that video of me doing the unboxing where i was crying you remember that i was like i shouldn't have said that that was so weird um uh but after surviving barcelona you like dm'd me it was so nice and you were like that was like so hard like yeah i i i don't do that stuff i don't like that stuff i always say no to that stuff and so i really appreciate anybody who does do the rough and rowdy or the reality stuff it's like that shit sucks and we you know that makes money and it helps and all that shit so i am always very appreciative of the people who do it but by you doing that stuff it's

you know yeah it was it goes both ways it was rough i mean jackie knows like it was it was so bad like it's just like it's it's like all around so bad like you feel bad that you put yourself through it and then you also feel like embarrassed about the way you were feeling feeling about the way that shit is real in the moment right no it's so real it's like i want to win i don't i want the money but i also want the like we got crazy and when we left because like how i got off was like uh spoiler alert how i got off it was like grace like went behind my back and vote she was like the deciding vote and so when we left like jackie can attest this i was like grace i'm mad at you i'm not really mad because that would be crazy if i was really mad at you but i am really mad at you so don't fucking

come near me but i know that i'm being like literally it was like that like i kept talking i'm sure she was like i'm so sorry i was like i don't want to talk to you right now right also i'll be cool i'm being really fucking weird right now like but then but then you messaged me this really nice message you were like oh don't worry about it and i sent him back like this crazy video of me being like hey guys i just got some packages at home uh i just got some news do you remember this no i'll pull it up for you like i don't know why. I thought this would be the funniest thing to send you. I didn't even know you. But I thought, oh my god, this is hilarious.

He's totally going to get it. Did I say anything back? Oh my god, here it is. Okay, here it is. got a lot of packages in the mail so I just thought I'd do a quick unboxing haul so starting off I got this watch then I also got this really cute necklace this is like minutes after being I got this tank top from Urban Outfitters

I think it would look really cute with like low-rise jeans maybe you didn't watch it um onesie workout onesie. Workout onesie. I thought it looked really cute with a bunch of, like... No, I just, like... I just said, OMFG.

It was so weird. I said, you know, I would never do that, so, like, props to you. And then I said, you know, don't worry, you're going to see a boost in exposure and fans and all that stuff. She sent the video. And I think it was probably, like, I... We were probably messaging at the same exact time. Because said you know brianna really popped off after season one and then i just said and then i was like you want to see my unboxing haul i don't remember that but i probably was like i have no fucking idea no i thought it was like

the funniest thing like i was like oh my god he's gonna think this is hilarious i like filmed this video crying and i like went out into the living room, yelled at my sister because I was like super unstable. I was like not okay. Like I was literally a crazy person. That video is crazy. It's crazy. Crazy.

This is what Soaring Barstool does. It takes a bunch of crazy people who are like on edge and at any moment could probably like drive off on the side of a highway. They put them all together, sleep deprive them, don't let them see the sun, give them bad food. Yeah, totally. And then, like, it's crazy.

It's a little exploitive. It's a lot exploitive. No, but, like, you, like, and then you get, like, voted off, and they're like, bye, and it's like, no, I'm about to freaking, like, I'm...

I'm gonna shoot this place up. Yeah, no, I'm like, yeah, like... That was nuts. No, that was nuts. I thought it was, like, so funny. There was no like

it's also like like punchline it was just crazy no like it was just a crazy unboxing it's not even like you're like a girl that's my age that'd be like

oh my god I totally get it such a funny unboxing like you might not even know what the unboxing videos are I mean I know what unboxing but it's not like unboxing videos were like

part of Survivor no it's so weird I was like oh my god that's so funny if that was like part of survivor no it's so weird i was like oh my god that's so funny episode i was like oh i guess that night i made i made all this content that i thought was hilarious so so emotional i made one where i was like doing the cup song like i bought my ticket for the long and just like like crying and i was like oh my god this is so funny i'm gonna blow up on tiktok and then i posted and i was like this is not good i need to call a therapist i mean that is the tightrope line you walk where you're like should i make content or should i

call a therapist yeah for real yeah or like yeah is this funny and gonna blow up or is this gonna be the most embarrassing thing i've ever posted because you really don't fucking you post a tiktok all your friends text you like here you okay right yeah no well it's but you i you like you found your your way yeah hopefully I haven't seen any videos like that I know oh my god I know it's so crazy

I was like he's definitely gonna get it I know I was like oh my god oh I'm FG I know I know I feel like I ruined this

did I? that's the perfect end so please end this is on YouTube you gotta subscribe to that and um i don't even know how to pronounce your last name that's okay um apparently i'm doing it wrong it's banowitz but someone from poland dm'd me that it's banyavich so oh so you don't have to say your own name it's okay yeah okay so yeah follow if you can spell her name on that

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