KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: A Little Bit Louder Now

Episode Date: June 29, 2020

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I hit up Zah. I was like, what music does Casey like for radio? He was like Bieber, Halsey, or James Wilkins. I do dot. The fact he didn't say Lil Wayne, though, that's tough. That's a tough thing. But yeah, that Halsey song is incredible. Have I heard this before?

Nightmare? This is one of those angry, angry girls. Halsey is just an angry girl. I mean, that's what she is. Yeah, shout out MGK. And she writes these songs about how scorned she is, and they're bangers. So she's like an edgier Taylor Swift. Like Taylor Swift gets scorned and makes cry songs, and Halsey makes like bad bitch songs.

For sure. I'm way more on Team Halsey in that. Oh, yeah. And Halsey is like just, like she's got the shaved head. She doesn't give a fuck. I don't know what she looks like, to be honest with you. She's super hot. Oh, yeah. And Halsey is like just like she's got the shaved head. She doesn't give a fuck. I don't know what she looks like, to be honest with you. She's super hot. Oh, yeah.

You've heard Kevin and John talk about it. I don't know what she was at Old Town Road where she wore the assless chaps and was dancing around. Yeah. It's a great video. Yeah. She when her one of her latest songs came out before quarantine. I can't remember which song it was. Now, you should be sad, maybe. And like every girl in the world was putting it on song it was. You Should Be Sad, maybe.

And every girl in the world was putting it on their Instagram story. You included, I'm sure. Oh, for sure. The song is about a guy being sad because she left him because she tried to put him back together again. The music video is just straight sex.

The song and the music video do not match whatsoever. Nobody's complaining because she's naked in the music video. Is it sex. Like the song and the music video do not match whatsoever. Nobody's complaining because she's like naked in the music video. Is that like an orgy? Yeah. And like everybody's like slapping her ass and stuff. I vaguely remember this. I was watching it on a computer. I think it was John's computer

where all I gathered around and my heart monitor started going off. Do you know how high my heart rate has to get up? Well, you're horny online a lot. Apparently for Halsey. And it was embarrassing. I don't think it's this song. You remember this song? No. Yes, you do. And the whole music video is an orgy. It doesn't match. I would say that you can have an orgy to any song really well I mean listen to the words here she sounds spiteful and she's having an orgy the whole time

fuck you yeah yeah Yeah. It's an orgy song. Any song is an orgy song if you believe in yourself and try hard enough. It's a great song. What's that song by the Jackson five? What a fantastic radio show this is.

But anyways, yeah. So I would have an origin of that song. The whole, the whole point was that I was, you know, when you're horny online, no matter who you are, if you're,

if you're by yourself, it's okay. Or even if you're around people and you can contain being horny online. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. You are so weird. Yeah.

No. Guys on the left, ladies on the right. Yeah, we're all fucking tonight. Yeah. Meet me in the middle. Yeah. Fuck yeah. What a weird person you are.

This song doesn't make you just want to fuck everybody. No, not really. Of course it does. They're children. I know, but it's not about who's singing it. No, they're children's voices. That does not make me want to... But it's about the song.

No, I understand, but that's a child. Colton, have my back here. This song fucks. This song fucks. This song fucks, but you don't want to fuck to this song. No comment. Yeah, because you know I'm right. One second. Oh, baby, give me one more chance.

Let's have an orgy. Say it. Back to your heart. I mean. That song. That's an elite song. It's a that song. That's a, that's an elite song. Like you put that.

It's a good song. I wouldn't put it in like the baby making music. Why? Well, because I would prefer not to be doing that with a child's voice behind me. You're making, you're making it weird. No,

I'm not. Yeah. I think you are. No, I'm not. Jackson five. Jackson five is great. That song,

that song is great. Motown. Yeah. Woo. But I, I per again, personal preference. not jackson five jackson five is great that song that song is great motown yeah whoo but i again personal preference yeah i just wouldn't do it all right fine whatever i mean to each their own i mean like different strokes for different folks but you can just say like oh the halsey song like doesn't sound like an orgy song no i said that the song doesn't sound like the music video would be an orgy yeah neither does that song the music video isn't an orgy. Yeah. Neither does that song. Well, that music video isn't an orgy. Okay.

That I know of. I don't know if I've ever really paid attention to it, but there will be on the internet now. Some creep will make it. Sure. Anyways, why are you kink shaming? I'm not kink shaming.

Okay. What are you going to say before this? I don't remember. I'm kind of thrown off now. Why? Why are we watching soccer? By the way, who cares?

Sports are on TV. Who gives a fuck? I, soccer is not a sport. Well, it absolutely is is and don't be mad at the premier league just because they can get their shit together and rob manfred did you see that shit in russia did you see the russian soccer team well they're playing so they have their shit together see it says live up there yeah that means it's currently the russian soccer team maybe like the whole fucking team got covid so like this is a loose understanding of what's going on.

So whatever fucking league, this is a Mikey Fowler would know much better than I would. Um, apparently, Oh, it's Dan Katz. Um, there's a Russian soccer team that all caught COVID and they don't have like a minor league team.

Like you wouldn't like baseball, but they have this like junior team made up of 16 and 19 year old kids and so they replaced their professional Russian soccer team with these 16 to 19 year old kids to then take their spot in this professional league and they're just getting

fucked by every team it's like their first game they lost like 10 to 1 or some shit like that that'll happen when you have high school age people you're going to have that happen. But the Premier League is happening. Yeah. And I'm not a Premier League person, so I can't. I just I'm not.

I don't like soccer at all. So I caught the wave of the men's national team in 2010 because I was working at a bar that showed all of the games because the games were on. It was in South Africa. And so the games were on very, very early. And so I had to work, you know, like 637 in the morning. And I hated the Vuvuzelas. What the fuck did you just say? The Vuvuzelas.

What is that? Colby, can you find a sound, a Vuvuzela sound, please? It haunts my dreams. It haunts my nightmares. It really just haunts my entire life. It's those horns. Oh. The horns. Yeah. you know what i'm talking about so i caught the i caught the bug then and then obviously the men's national team missed the world cup the last time around which is humiliating and embarrassing but i do like watching the world cup i enjoy it i would never pretend to

be some huge soccer fan but i've caught a couple of Manchester United games, a couple of Liverpool games here and there when I'm out at a bar with friends who enjoy such things. And I think it's fun to watch. I have a random thought. Okay. Remember when we had our fevers and flus in December, which probably was COVID-19.

I'm so glad that that happened then, because if I thought that I had it, I would have freaked out and thought that I was just dying. Where did that come from? Just now. This sound? It sounds like bees. Yeah, I don't like that.

And it was constant the entire World Cup in 2010. I don't like that at all. And I'm pretty sure they banned them after that. They did? Oh, yeah. Because people watching on TV were like, I would rather just mute this.

Imagine being in person. Yeah, no. So it's like, I know you don't give a fuck about college football. No, I do. So where Brandon Walker went to school, Mississippi State, Starkville, Mississippi. They ring cowbells the whole time. As long as their team is on defense. No.

Defense. Defense. And they're trying to make noise so that the other offense can't hear. And they do it all the time. Am I right? It is horrific to be in that. And whether he will ever admit it or not, Brandon probably won't admit it. But to to be sitting in that stadium i've done a couple games there when i was a sideline reporter and i would have to take painkillers after the game to get the ringing out of my ears

i would still rather take that i would rather hear mississippi state cowbells for 12 straight hours in my head than ever hear vuvuzelas for 30 minutes ever again that's what we had to do when the tampa Rays were good. And they actually filled up their stadium like 65%. They would all have cowbells. And it's, I understand that it's supposed to deter the opposing team, but I don't believe that any fans, if they were shot with truth serum would say that they enjoy being in the

middle of that. I just don't know. I don't know. And I guess maybe. Rays fans were all about the cowbell for a long time that doesn't mean that it doesn't actually hurt your head or your ears because and like and i i say the cowbells thing because i just again the vuvuzela has just ruined my entire life when i was vuvuzela vuvuzela yeah uh when i was at the bars at the bar but ringing bells for four straight hours is not good for anybody i don't care if

you're a cowbell person or not it's just not good no it's not good it hurts at all yeah some would say that it's unnecessary what's the loudest sporting event you've ever been to i'll call a name a college football game all of them like the ones. I mean, the stadiums, that's the thing. People that are college football fans understand this. There are 100,000 people packed in. NFL stadiums don't get that packed in. Everyone is just rowdy. And you just, I mean, like an Alabama football game when they're-

What do you mean NFL stadiums don't get that packed? I don't think that there's 100,000- Seats? Seat stadium. There isn't? What's the biggest NFL- Colby, can you look it up? Yeah. I that at&t jerry world is definitely not a hundred yeah i don't think it's the biggest one huge but i mean michigan a&m tennessee ohio state like

they're all pushing oh texas 110 dan will probably know this dan what's the biggest nfl stadium capacity capacity yeah what's the most people they don't hit 100 do they dallas is that's what i thought yeah yeah i'm seeing metlife is over 100 metlife has like all the oh yeah that would make sense because i went to wrestlemania and i think they had i think think they set the record with like 80 something thousand. Super Dome. So Dan and PFT just walked by. They do a podcast called Pardon My Take.

I don't know if you've ever heard of it. No, it's about. It's just a little sports podcast. It's really not that big of a deal. But they both said Jerry World too because they do. So AT&T has those party decks where you pay like, it used to be $100. I don't know what it is now. It's standing room only and you pay a hundred dollars which is crazy by the way

people would do that and you just pack it in but the official capacity is nowhere near a hundred metlife i didn't know metlife was that big i just like having colby look the the record for biggest attendance at life yeah or at, or at an NFL game. I want MetLife. MetLife is 82 and a half. Oh, was that WrestleMania 29? Can you also look up the Superdome, please? We're just like making him do it. My point being that college football is the loudest.

I mean, granted, that's what I've been to the most. And it's just the most people. So more people, it gets more nice. Superdome is 74,000. Yeah, but what was the record for MetLife? What was the event, Colby? Was it WrestleMania? I bet it was WrestleMania fucking 30,

whatever the fuck it was last year. You know what's crazy while he's looking this up to think about? What? That like musicians play at MetLife. Yes. WrestleMania. Yeah, which one?

Which one? Colby, which one? I don't know Roman numerals. Oh, good point. GoodLife. Yes. WrestleMania. Yeah. Which one? Call me which one. I don't know Roman numerals. Oh, good point. Good point. Yeah. Let's say the year. It was probably 2018,

seven, 19. 2019. He's just making him do homework now. Yeah. I mean, 32. Yeah. That makes it.

Yeah. That was only me and Bob Fox were at. Yep. That was a good time. A lot of people. 101,000 people. Holy shit.

That's a lot of people. That people holy shit that's a lot of people that was that was the one you were one of them yeah i was that's still not as big as a college football game i'd say it's pretty big oh no it's gonna don't get me wrong it's massive yeah i'm gonna look i'm gonna say wait no i'm gonna have you guess okay how many college football stadiums do you think are over a hundred thousand 17 it's probably too high uh but i but we'll say that okay so six 2019 i'd say that's pretty recent yeah it was last year okay you want to guess what the number one one is and it is so and it's a school that you hear about a lot ohio state no close uh fucking alabama no uh fucking a and m no i can see col No, I can see Colby. Yes.

I can see Colby in the reflection giving you an M. He's not fucking doing that. So it's Michigan, Penn state, A&M, Tennessee, LSU, Ohio state,

Alabama, and Texas are all over 100,000. That's nine. So I was close with six. You, well, you said 17 first. I took it back.

Okay. But then it goes to Georgia, UCLA, Florida. Down, down we go. But I mean, there's 18. Again, if this is right, I just Googled it. Parking must be a nightmare. It's terrible. And a lot of those places, so there are 18 over 80,000,

which means there's 18 college football stadiums that hold more than majority of NFL stadiums, if not all of them, other than MetLife, which is, you said 82, Colby? 82, but then WrestleMania was over 100,000. Yeah because you can pack them in. Yeah you can pack them in. Yeah that's how that works.

That's math for you. Before A&M was completely renovated because you know Johnny Manziel played there. Yeah he did. They redid one side. Very strange. It's a very weird world that they packed in 110,000. Okay. It's a lot of people.

It's a lot of people. So long way to answer your question. College football. It's a lot of sporting event that I've been to. I would probably say the world cup. Yeah. It's probably the loudest sporting event of everything. I think here here's, I don't know if this is a hot take international.

It's just kind of like a physics a little bit, but like if you're at like a college football stadium and there's 110,000 people there, but like they're super like spread out. If the stadium is so massive, then it wouldn't be as loud as like sold out Yankee stadium, like 65,000 people, but they're all packed together and like hanging over the field.

Well, most of the stadiums though are bowls or, shaped like that so the the noise does come down i want to go to a texas uh football game well i find somebody that'll take you to the one one of my friends has season tickets i'll tell you what and i'm gonna throw shade a little bit and then i'm gonna give a compliment and then i'm gonna throw shade again well first of all because i went to a&m we all i mean have i ever told you that? That I'm an Aggie? I did know that. Yeah. And you're friends with Laura Rutledge.

I am. She works for ESPN. Texas is a fantastic school. Fantastic. So I'm going to give, I'm going to give them a compliment. Then I'm going to throw shade. Okay. Great athletic program.

One of the most lucrative athletic programs in the country. Roger Clemens went there. Arguably one of the coolest football uniforms in the country i'm not a big fan of burnt orange but they are like the logo is great the helmets are great some great traditions um some great history vince young when he won the national championship there are all these great things mac brown former head coach one of my friends very good the college sneak that in there had to the college football atmosphere to go to a game is just not on par with how big that football program is and most casuals there well it's mostly donors so they call it the wine and cheese crowd most of my friends who went to ut stadium

would admit that now people will always say when i say it they're like well you're a fucking aggie what do you know that's fine i've been to a lot of games at texas and again like texas was very good for a very long time my friends who went to ut will say that their game day atmosphere is just not the same probably the way you would say in baseball like there are probably baseball stadiums that you have gone to ballparks you You've gone to that have great teams. The Yankees, the atmosphere is just not great. I mean,

it's loud at Yankee stadium in the playoffs. They show up. Yeah. But like on a, like a regular night, like you're not going to, it's not going to get as loud normally. Yeah.

So it's just, it's kind of strange. It's kind of strange the way that works for, for Texas. But if you want to go to a game, you should go. Austin's very fun. I love Austin.

Austin's fantastic. Yeah. Austin's a good time. Uh, I would like to go to a game. I want to go's very fun i love austin's fantastic yeah austin's a good time uh i would like to go to a game i want to go to the college world series i've been there it's very have you i have a and m was that is something that i just didn't think that you would get to before me a and m was there in 2011 they got bounced like but i can't see you like traveling to nebraska oh sure did a baseball game road trip. With three of my guy friends and one of my girlfriends and we road tripped. We went overnight.

She's single? No, she's married now to one of the guys that was also there. She's my godson's mother. So they have three children. Okay, shout out. Anyways,

we drove overnight and went straight to the casinos and then, because we don't have casinos in Texas, especially in college, we didn't give a shit

and then went to games. A&M lost their first two games, and then we went home. That sucks. A&M's not great in the postseason for anything. Yeah, you guys stink. Yeah, it's not great. Yeah.

Again, that's called self-awareness. You've talked about this before, like, that would be the one team, like, including professional teams, A&M winning in anything, or just football? No, well, in anything would be very cool, but like football is the pinnacle. Yeah.

Like that's what I grew up going to. You think you'll ever see it? No. No. I don't think so either. That's sad. Yeah. But that's also just me being realistic.

Yeah. I feel like being in the SEC and a guy named, do you know who Nick Saban is? I do. Okay. Well, so he's in the same division as A&M. And I feel like that's tough. The fact that I know who he is means he must be good. He's kind of a big deal. Yeah. Did he coach in the same division as A&M. And I feel like that's tough. The fact that I know who he is means he must be good. He's kind of a big deal.

Yeah. Did he coach in the NFL before? Yeah. For a little bit. People would say he's the Bill Belichick of college football. Now, as of late, he hasn't been as good. The teams haven't been as good. Who does he coach?

Alabama. Oh, Alabama. Yeah. They're a big deal. Did you actually not know that? I did not know that he coached Alabama. Oh, Alabama. Yeah, they're a big deal. Did you actually not know that? I did not know that he coached Alabama. That's very strange that you would know who he was, but not know. I know who he is, and I know that Alabama is like really good,

but I didn't know that he coached Alabama. Yeah, but so, I mean, we're not going to deep dive into college football, but I'll leave that to me and Brandon. Yeah, because then people start calling, and then I'll just fucking leave. Well, it's almost over. We need another hour. Can we go another hour? Yeah, can you tell the Chicago boys that they need to wait? Yeah, because then people start calling and then I'll just fucking leave. Well, we're almost, it's almost over. We need another hour. Can we go another hour? Yeah, can you tell the Chicago boys that they need to wait? Yeah, push it back. Push every other show back an hour.

I'm on it. I can't really see how they would complain about that. Yeah, we'll do three to four and then everyone else can just do another hour. Wait, it's Chicago and then Chaps and Kate? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I don't want to make Chaps and Kate mad. They wouldn't be mad. Not that I would rather piss the Chicago boys off, but I feel like they, you know.

They're quarantining. What else do they have to do? Just go back another hour. We'll just do it. Yeah, it's fine. Just, what if we just didn't go off air? Like we just said, we're staying on. Yeah, we just stayed on.

We just did the Chicago show. Rico would come in and talk college football with me. Who's your team? Growing up, it was Notre Dame. Notre Dame. Every white Irish fucking red face had Notre Dame

on TV in New York and there's no teams around the area. Got it. And then every year, I root for somebody that I bet on.

See, that's fair. I don't have a fucking team. You just said you want to go to a UT game. I do. Just because I know that it would be the easiest.

They also have very hot girls there. It's true. A lot of hot girls in Austin. I would say pretty equal. I mean, both, both places have like,

A&M is 70,000 undergrad. Like that's huge. Like there's going to be very good looking people across the board. I think UT is like 65. That's just off the top of my head, but at least they did a couple years ago. I don't know. I mean, the fact that this is the song that we're going to go out on, it freaks me out.

Hell of a fucking song. I don't want to go off air. Hell of a show. I don't want to end this. I don't want to end this. Shout out Colby Behind the Glass. Shout out Johnny Damon for calling in. Colby.

Shout out to me for getting in here. It's a great song. It's a great song, but now you know why Jared wants to listen to it. We call this a callback in the business. We sure fucking do. Chicago boys are up next. In the biz biz we'll be back tomorrow in studio stay healthy stay hot stay horny too no shut up you know i think all too often your favorite beer choice is not a choice you actually make for yourself.

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Yeah. And she's got a bone to pick with me. Apparently. I will say that your your list that you did on KFC radio with John about best HBO shows. And I do understand it's a snake draft. So I understand that you can't choose the same show twice, which I feel like people don't understand that on the Instagram, by the way. Yeah. Because people were just ripping John for what I'm about to rip you for. Fuck.

Are you putting entourage last? Because you dumb bitch. i knew that fights was not going to be picking it so i knew that i had that in my back pocket okay i also even if i that's a great that was a great explanation even if that wasn't the case i have no problem putting entourage last why because as good as it is and as entertaining as it is i i still put like so anyway let me just set the scene uh rotten tomatoes did a tournament 64 shows from hbo to crown the best hbo show of all time they left it up to a vote the vote did pretty goddamn poorly it was uh wasn't there like some big time recency bias in there probably i mean

west world chernobyl like where's the wire and game of thrones were in it which i think not that chernobyl was bad it was good it was awesome but it's also just a limited series like west world straight up stinks and should not be beating anything you don't like west world i do not i think it's very bad i think season one was cool i think the concept's amazing and as a nerd who likes sci-fi type shit like that, I remember thinking this is going to be my favorite show ever. And the first season was good. I do think it's confusing

and people love to be like, you're just not smart enough for it. It's like, trust me, I'm smart enough for it, I just do think that they do it in a very convoluted way. I think you can have a show that's, there's a difference between complex and confusing. And I think oftentimes Westworld gets confusing, certainly in the later seasons. But the first season

was pretty good. Chernobyl is in the finals, I think? No, it made it to the final four. And that had to be big-time recency bias to beat out some of the classics in there. But Curb didn't make the top four.

Which is insane. And here's the thing is you're going back to like the way you guys did off of that your list is flawless flawless outside of i've never seen true detective oh so i know but i your your list i would rearrange but your list so you did game of thrones curb true detective season one you had to put that on there for sure succession and entourage no sopr Sopranos. Well, John. I'm not a Sopranos guy.

Oh, yeah. I saw your tweet. You're not a mob guy. And it's also a snake draft. Well, it's not actually. It's just a draft. John kept calling it a snake draft. Yeah, no. Snake is when you get, you know, two picks in a row sort of thing.

Oh, you don't. It's just like, I go, he goes, I go, he goes. But either way, it is a draft. So when people are like, why didn't you pick this one? I'm like, I couldn't because John took it off. But I when people are like why didn't you pick this one I'm like I couldn't because John took it off but I would remove True Detective

just because I've not seen it and I would make my list yours I would just add in Sex and the City so Sex and the City beat Entourage in the first round

I saw that so what would you well okay whoever put those two up against each other it was fucking stupid too those two should be on opposite sides

of the bracket I've done this before when I do when I used to make March Madness brackets for TV shows each other it was fucking stupid too those like those those two should be on opposite sides of the bracket i've done this before when i do when i used to make march madness brackets for tv shows and characters and stuff because you can't like control the voting i wanted to make sure that the first round where i can control the seating at least had some sort of uh match-up like creativity to it like a reason so like i would have it. I would have done that because it's the male versus the female version of this show. Just to make people pick.

It's just so... I like both of them. If I had to choose one, it would very clearly be Entourage. But I feel like there are plenty of other shows that moved on that Sex and the City or Entourage should beat out. You just put them against each other. They're two of the classic HBO shows. You know, it's like, yeah, it would be great if you

had like... They should be seated the same. Yeah, that makes sense. They should be. I don't know what the seating of it was, but... I would like to have seen would the male version of Sex and the City or the female version of Entourage, who would win? The only way I can ensure that that matchup happens is if I do it in the first round.

Yes, for sure. But I feel like that's not saying, I feel like those shows, because it's the male and the female version, which it is, they should be seeded the same. Same seed, different region. Yeah, no, that makes sense too. But Entourage is by far. I don't know what their seeding really was.

Rotten Tomatoes just kind of threw this out there and let the people vote. Lights, Camera, Barstool should do a real one. A disaster, yeah. Speaking of Entourage, they have a new podcast. I listened to it this morning. Who's on it? It's Doug Elin, or Ellen. I don't ever say his name. And Johnny

Drama and Kevin Connolly. They're going episode by episode. So the first one dropped today and they had an introduction episode where they talk about the casting and how the casting went and they had like an introduction episode where they talk about the casting and like how the casting went and they tell like a really funny story about kevin dylan about how he was like mad he didn't have enough lines but they like knew he was going to be johnny drama it's really interesting about how it works and they're like giving each other

shit the whole time so it's very funny then the another one that they dropped today was just going through the pilot and just talking about the different like ways they wanted to shoot it they play like clips from the actual episodes because obviously it's there so they can and they're going to go through all 96 episodes i love that i mean i started re-watching lost and some people were like you should do like a re-watch podcast and i think there's too much of an undertaking but if you can get people to re-watch it with you and you can kind of go back through it any show any show that's classic like that i think it's the fucking and they were talking about like If you can get people to rewatch it with you and you can kind of go back through it. Any show, any show that's classic like that. I think it's the fucking.

And they were talking about like, so Kevin Dillon said that he rewatched the pilot in the morning before they recorded it so that he could like remember different things. Yeah. And there was this whole interesting, you know, they like make fun of Vince Vaughn. Have you, have you watched on charge in a long time? So like Kevin, like he, he, like his girlfriend is hooking up or they're trying to tell him he's hooking up with Vince Vaughn and his ex girlfriend. Or it's just kind of like discussed. Like, no, they, they like make, like they like,, like E, he like his girlfriend is hooking up or they're trying to tell me he's hooking up with Vince Vaughn and his ex-girlfriend. Is Vince in the show or is this kind of like discussed like? No, they like throw shade at him in the pilot and they're like, Vince Vaughn, that puffy motherfucker.

And there was like a problem on set because Kevin Dillon was like, I don't think we should just be talking shit about celebrities. Like, and they're like, no, they'll never see it. This show's not, you know, who knows what the show's going to be. And just like, I was even like, I i mean as much as i love entourage but any show should do that now just go episode by episode they're like 30 minutes long i would listen to the shit out of those kumail nanjiani did the x-files files and like he just like had a smashed successful hit show just doing the x-files over and over and over again 20 whatever years later breaking bad yeah i started watching breaking bad again recently very good lost would be i mean loss is there's so much to it i don't know if enough

people would jump back on board but it's i need to give loss another try oh it's so good i stopped when does it start getting weird i'm at five no earlier three no three i'm in i'm in the early stages of three it's still great i think whenever it started getting like really really strange i just never picked it back up again yeah i mean it's gonna be tough this this happened too like what i was discussing with the rotten tomatoes thing like does an ending being bad kind of erase like everything you know it's like i put game of thrones on my list because it still was like absolutely awesome up until the very end my list was what was my list i I don't remember. It was Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Detective Season 1,

Succession, Entourage. Succession was kind of, I qualified it saying it's my up and comer. Right now, I could have picked Deadwood or a classic that's been around, but I think when it's all said and done, Succession will be... You never watched Deadwood? No, I did.

I could have put it there. I could have picked it there, and I think Succession is going to be very, very good, Succession will be... You never watched Deadwood? No, I did. I'm saying I could have put it there. I could have picked it there and I think Succession's gonna be very, very good. Succession season two had a real opportunity to stink. The way they ended season one, it could have just absolutely flopped and it was so good. I feel like it's getting better and better.

I'm getting those chills. The way that they end... It's basically like a... I think it's based on Rupert Murdoch, right? It's like a mega rich dude who owns a news corp. And it's like,

who's going to be the successor to the heir? Because he was supposed to be sick, but then he's not. It's his kids. They're all fighting. The family is all just a bunch of spoiled assholes. It's crazy. It's a show that I really like like and i don't like a single character on the show oh they're all assholes they're all assholes they're all disgusting but it's all set in like modern day new york too which is i just think it's really cool like the helicopters all over

the place it's just it's neat music's cool music the intro the intro is so, so good. Kieran Calkins' character is so good. You hate him, but he's so, so good. He needs to jerk off to being yelled at. He needs old women to mock him and belittle him, and that's what he gets off to. He wanted his girlfriend to play dead for a little bit. It's weird. Dude, by the way, just off topic totally, we had Eric Andre on KFC Radio, and we were asking him, who's the one person you were not able to prank?

If you're familiar with Eric Andre's work, he's just always fucking with people and doing crazy shit. And he said Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman was unprankable because he's just so kind of out there that he doesn't even pick up that you're making fun of him and fuck with him. And he told this story about when Dennis Brown was on the show, Eric Andre was like, have you ever kissed a dead body? Have you ever kissed a dead girl? And he was like,

yup. And Eric Andre was like, Oh shit. Like what? It's like, was it like at like the funeral? Like you leaned over and like give her a kiss on the cheek. He was like,

Nope. And Eric Andre was like, oh, OK. I don't want to keep asking. Why is Dennis Robbins kissed a dead body? Not at the services. I don't fucking know. He stopped asking questions at that point. Pretty much.

I think you got to fire one last question. All right. So what if I what's happening here? Speaking of girlfriends, hopefully not dead ones. We got Colin on the line from South Dakota. What do you got on girlfriends, Colin? We talk about alive ones, hopefully. Yes.

Talking about alive ones, of course. And first, I got to preface this with saying, Casey, you're great. Take no offense to this, but just want to throw out there is having a girlfriend the worst, like the in-between stage. Not like when you first become a girlfriend, but like right before you get married kind of thing, like the actual stage in between. Are you asking me? Is having a girlfriend the worst? Yes, pretty much. So clearly Colin's going through some shit. Yeah,in's going through some shit yeah colin's

going through some shit talk to us about what's going on with your girlfriend tell me why she's the worst okay so you're not wrong it's been great yep everything had been great been together for about five years or so how old are you and think it i'm 25 oh boy boy. Oh boy. Okay. And then recently found out, obviously something happened and she cheated on me. Oh boy. And it happened about eight months ago or so when we were in college, that's when it happened. And she's just dying with the lie kind of thing.

You know, everyone else says it's happening but she's like no it didn't happen no it didn't happen uh so is having a girlfriend the worst well like uh let me say this i think having a girlfriend cheats on you yeah i don't think you you're talking about you know a good a good relationship here is this as this uh is this like your first girlfriend your first like serious girlfriend probably right, right? No, I mean, maybe second. I mean, maybe one before her. But yeah, probably. Which was what?

In like high school and shit? No, this is like probably your first like real relationship. And she burned you. And it bridges college and adult life too. I feel like relationships that go from being in college. Because you said you started dating when you were 20? Yeah. Yeah.

So like your first like two or three years are college. And then you have to go into real life and you're like uh what the fuck are we gonna do um i would say i listen and i i think anybody boyfriends girlfriends whatever the early stages are always very fun eventually if they're not then you should pull the plug right that's when it's supposed to be good and it's gonna get bad but having a girlfriend who cheats on you or a boyfriend who cheats on you, definitely the worst. Having one that doesn't, not the worst, but I will say I have a new episode of mail time out right now is like a full blown fucking therapy session. Just about life in general. That's mail time these days. I just, I just let it all out. I'm

just like, I got to get some things off my chest. And I don't know what the answer is. I feel like I have come to the conclusion that I think monogamy is not going to work anymore for society and certainly not for me. But then I also feel like there is – like part of me thinks it's unnatural to like be with one person. I just look around. Every relationship I see, every marriage I see is like bickering and fighting, and they kind of hate each other, and it's not good. I'm like, why are you doing this because i think the other side of it is like there's this uh inherent need for people to like have a partner and want it they don't want to be lonely and they want to be with someone they can like trust and love and all that shit and i don't know which which is uh which takes precedence

which wins out i think you have to make that decision it's like that super cliche like you don't fall out of love you choose to fall out of love kind of thing it's like you have to at some point decide okay do i want to be monogamous with this person knowing that it's going to be work and that it might not be instinctive to be completely monogamous or do i not want somebody who's there all the time right and i can have multiple options and i think people go back and forth it's not even necessarily the option but i mean it's just like the i just when i see people fighting i know i say like relationships are work and all that shit i'm just like i don't think they should be i think it's crazy to sit there and like bang your head against the wall and try to jam a square peg in a round hole and of course you you probably say then well and that's not the right person for you and if you find

the person who is good like it's not that much of a struggle but I'm just like well I don't see any examples of it I don't see anybody I don't know anybody at least not from our generation none like there are older folks I can't think of anybody that I know that I'm like did you say folks yeah I've never heard you use that word that was weird

old folks there are older folks that have happy relationships I don't know that sounded weird you think so see I don't even know if they i do i do think they're like this is like what we uh it was like what we do did you see the video today i don't know who tweeted it but i saw that it was kind of going a little bit viral it's like new york city in 1993 and there's like no nobody's on their cell phone and everybody's just like the idea that relationships used to exist where social media wasn't isn't a problem social media isn't a problem. Social media is such a fucking problem. Social media is the worst.

If you broke up with somebody back in the day, even before phones and all that, unless you lived in the same place as them, you never had to know what they were doing. You had no clue. Your friends might tell you whatever. That is bliss. Because social media fucks everything

up. If it wasn't for that aspect of the relationship, I never would have I tell you whatever that is bliss. Yep. Cause social media fucks everything. And now it's like there's, I think there's like, if it wasn't for that aspect of the relationship, I never would have caught Pablo on Instagram during the game. That's what I was on the activity feed for. You fucking snitch. Yeah. Goddamn rat.

Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine how many people were pissed that they took the activity feed out on Instagram? I mean, can you imagine how many girls who were, Oh,

for sure. Oh no, there's no doubt about that. But I mean, just in general, I mean, the fact that Jared was on the activity feed, you know, in 2015, I've grown creeping around. But it is anybody who says that they don't. I mean, there's a difference between like Instagram, like stalking all the time. But anybody who says that they've never been a little bit triggered by something in a relationship because of social media is just not telling the truth.

I mean, it's just not telling the truth. It's just not telling the truth. But then you get so triggered about, you know, who are you talking to? Who do you follow? Why'd you like this? Why'd you comment on this? It's like, Jesus Christ. And until you're in a situation where you feel that way, everybody that talks to you about it, you're like, oh my God, shut the fuck up.

It's social media. And then you find yourself in it and you're like, wait a minute, this counts. This is real. I've literally been talking about Instagram for like a week now. That's why you just gotta be married to the game. Gotta be married to the game. Right now the game is not available but horse racing is with most of your favorite sports on hold. You gotta look for something to watch. You gotta find something

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Let's get back to the calls. uh, to check out horse racing today. Um, um, let's get back to the calls. Uh, we got, we got this guy, uh, who wants to yell at me about the wire. Let me guess. Let me guess,

Joe, the wire is the best show. You have to give it a chance. How can you be a TV fan and not like the wire? Also, I know that season two sucks, but you have to push through an entire season because it'll be well worth it what else did I miss Joe

that season 2 ties into the rest of the show come on bro it stinks what stinks season 2 the season 2 of the wire I can't even really tell you what happened because I after several episodes

I just fucking bailed on it. And what's crazy is if you like season two, that's fine, whatever. Like, different strokes, different folks. If you like The Wire, if you like season two, it's fine. No, I agree with you. The amount of Wire fans who say to me, the amount of Wire fans who admit that they think season two is bad and that you just have to get through it, there's only four seasons. You're asking me to push through an entire quarter of the show that you're admitting is not good. That I don't understand if you like it fine. But the amount of people like to me, I can watch a show. I'll give it like a couple

episodes because I don't want to just like jump ship too early. But if you have to watch like seven, eight, nine hours of what you are deeming to be like not entertaining in order to, quote unquote, get through it. It's too much. It's too much, man. There was more than four seasons of The Wire. How many are there? The Wire. I love that.

I love that. The Wire. I want this guy to call in more often. I want him to talk more. Go ahead. Just say the word wire you guys don't hang around with people from Boston you've never heard anybody call you that no I love it I'm actually being serious I love hearing you say the wire

I want you to say it more the wire why do you think that fans of the wire Joe are so hell bent on other people liking The Wire? Oh, the characters, Omar, are gay, fucking gay stuff,

walking around with a shotgun. But why do you, yeah, so I understand that you like it, you like the characters, but why must I also like this show? Why can't you just watch it and be like, all right, that person doesn't like it. I guess it's your thing, but to put frigging, I don't know. I don't know how it's not in the top five in entourages.

I don't think entourage is even close, to be honest. That's where we have to draw the line. That's where we have to draw the line. I don't like about, I mean again, I'm sitting here, I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth because I'm saying you don't have to like things you don't like and you don't have to force things you do like on other people.

But what I don't like is the idea of you can't say that Entourage is one of the greats because there's a difference between comedies and dramas. And there's a difference between, you know, heavy subject matter and like fun shit. And that's why I put it like fifth on my list because I am going to pick like the epic show that mixes politics with dragons and sex and power and all that shit. And Entourage is more just like, it's your boys getting rich and fucking partying. That's cool.

It's not going to carry the same weight as some of these other shows, but it doesn't mean that it's not a good show or a legendary show. My favorite show of all time is Entourage, the best show of all time, Breaking Bad. For me, those are my opinions. I've also figured out, which this probably says more about just my mental health state, but if I can put on a show throughout the night

and it's not going to wake me up and scare me or dramatically shake me out of something, then it's Entourage. I could have that on all night and it's not going to bother me. I fell asleep to Breaking Bad the other night and was up all night with just fucking guns going off and people screaming, like like I don't need

this in my life so like that's the difference between a good comedy version that was when Jane died oh that's a tough one that's one of the toughest scenes well I didn't wake up there weren't gunshots in that one but that going to sleep watching Walt watch Jane die you know what I actually

watched I filmed this it's hard and I don't know if you'll be able to hear it if I play it through the phone here. Oh, no. The show's over, Kevin. This was when they're trying to convince Jack that we're not going to have time. But he's trying to explain, like, I can get you off this island. And he's like, no, you can't. He's like, what do you want to know?

George Bush got reelected. The Boston Red Sox won the World Series. And Jack starts laughing. He's like, if you wanted me to believe that you could get off this island and you know what's going on back home, you should have picked a different team. The Boston Red Sox did not win the World Series. And they pull up a TV and they play it. And like, come back here to folk.

Who throws it over? And the Boston Red Sox. Speaking of, you need to listen to the first episode of the Entourage podcast because Kevin Connolly talks about he was going to his audition when he saw Aaron Boone hit the walk-off against the Red Sox. Big yikes. All right, that's it for us. We'll be back tomorrow, same time, same place.

Until then, stay home, stay healthy, stay happy.