KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: A Very Kowloon Christmas

Episode Date: December 2, 2019

The Rocket had plans for a final visit to Kowloon. WIll KFC Radio live make an appearance there one day? What are Jared's dating dealbreakers? KFC has found his new passion and it's breaking up with people on Cameo. The ROne rap battle. The Tyler O'Day Christmas album. Kayce has a trypho attack.  Selena Gomez followers are not happy with KFC.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Is this Kevin? Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been back. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

Hey, what's up, Rocket? Kevin. What's up, Rocket? What's up, Casey Smith? Hi, I'm running around like a chicken with my head cut off today. Chicken head? What? Oh, I haven't heard that term in a long time.

Whoop, whoop! Chicken head. We got ourselves a short week around here. Love that. Monday, Tuesday, and then we're off. Sorry, folks, but it's time to get a little bit of a breather, which I feel like everybody at Barstool Sports needs come come the holidays yeah by then it's like like we get we get uh fourth of july off and then and the holidays come around like in between then it's just that's it it's just like

and you build up until the point of like well someone's someone's gonna kill somebody around here for sure let's get the fuck out of here yeah that's why we get vacation shames so we have like built-in vacations so we can all just get away at the same time. They'll all come back out. Yeah. That's the other thing. That's kind of smart. Like we all come back refreshed versus like one person.

No, no. Well, yes. But my thing more is that if everybody's off, you can't vacation shame because it's like, like when you take, you can take a vacation, but everybody else here is still going. They're like, well, where the fuck have you been? Yeah. But it's like, well, we all have been away. And so there's no like, you know, as much as this is not a real job there's so much of the bullshit of like the

cube life of one upping each other and like well i was here doing work where were you everyone's so fucking lame like that it doesn't matter what industry you're in what what company you work for there's always going to be some assholes like I keep blinders on. I don't care what anyone else is up to. I genuinely don't care. I'm happy to help. I don't fucking care. Playing baseball? Whatever. Good for you, bro.

You don't do a show with somebody on a daily basis. You just don't know what the fuck any other person is doing. If you're on radio with people and they're not there, then you're like, oh, where are they? Other than that, you don't know. Prior fuck any other person is doing like if you're on radio with people and they're not there then you're like oh where are they other than that you don't know and prior to ever working here everyone you like read every blog and watch every video and you're like a barstool diehard and then

you start working here and it's just like it's not only that you don't have the time or like the ability to watch but like there's something about if I was a fan of you and then I'm now your co-worker, I gotta sit around watching my co-workers content.

Here's the guy sitting next to me now. You know what I mean? So you can't be a fan of someone who you like now are a peer with, you know? That's weird. I would say Yeah, but there are certain things that I tune into. I find making a gamble to be

very funny if dave is on one i'm tuning in for that like i'm like i'm still not no like on radio yeah if he's eviscerating somebody my dave has reached that like mike francesco level where it's like like everyone always used to say like can't wait for one o'clock tomorrow like mike's gonna fucking go off you know when it's like all right uh somebody's done something stupid here and it's more only internal i don't really care what he like about like if he's giving a take on like the world but if it's like all right someone didn't clean up or one of these stupid storylines it's like all right watch that's whenever we turn the tvs on in the blocker bay yeah he's gonna get heated that's that's when you know i i when when the barstool office tunes in and more so in the old office where they

used to put it up on the big screens and everybody would just stop work. Ah, that was always the worst. That was the worst. Those were episodes. I was half the time. It was because of fucking me or I was the one trying to navigate it. Cause I was doing barstool radio with Dave.

So it was either my episodes or episodes where that were like deeply fucking tense and like hard to navigate. And I had to like try to play devil's advocate or I had to stand up for like someone who was a dead man walking and Dave would just fucking eradicate them for two straight hours. There were times I would walk out of there, like the re episode or the fucking, whatever it may have been.

I would walk out of there and I was episode or the fucking, whatever it may have been. I would walk out of there and I was like sweating. I was like, Oh, like physically drained from just doing two hours of radio. I would love, but those also make, you know, that's what people like the most.

So I need to see the number of subscriptions, uh, between like the actual incident taking place and the start of the grudge Monday show. That was a big one. Yeah. Grudge Monday was a huge one. I up and I, between like the actual incident taking place and the start of the grudgement day show that was the big one yeah grudgement day was a huge one i up and i i don't know about recently there was only one day that uh that topped grudgement day as far as uh what was that kevin yeah which that's my uh not spin zone but my at least like lemonades out of lemon like hey we got some subscriptions

most listened to day in barstool history yeah i can't imagine it's been dethroned since then because i don't think anything has happened quite on that level although we've just grown so much that it's just like what was a big day you know two and a half years ago is probably a more average day now maybe i should just fucking kill somebody. I'm telling you, if we had a Barstool death, if we had a Barstool death, it would be crazy. I've considered faking my own death. Yeah.

If I didn't have kids where it was like, I would get, you would see me, like, for content. Like, but do some, like, Andy Kaufman shit, like, commit to it. Like, I'm not going to tell Feidelberg. I'm not going to tell my brother. Imagine if I just fucking disappeared. You can't do that. Why not?

People will host the show. No. What would John Feidelberg do if he thought you were dead? It'd be sad. It'd be super sad. Oh, John would be, what, a little more sad than usual? If you died. If you legitimately died, then like.

That'd be sad. Because you said this, I would just stick to my to my well tupac pulled it off like i feel like i'm still out there somewhere how crazy would it be if you just ran away i think it would be a big fucking i mean kevin if you i think it would be a pretty big news story where would you go uh how you died too well here's the thing though you would get stir crazy like you would say okay i'm gonna fake my own death no eventually yes you would kevin is probably the least likely to get stir i could chill i could chill for a while yeah then eventually you know what happened is you would see everyone would think you're dead you would see somebody else sat in your chair with john kfc radio all of a sudden you get erased off the murals you're erased off

the logo that's the scariest part by the way you're gonna be like wait a minute you better be sure that you're a big deal if you're gonna fake your death oh yeah because if the world is just like huh okay well all right jared and casey do the show and like we'll fill you in the rundown and then it was just like oh wait hey wait a minute guys i think that's a big fuck off we don't care about they'd add a halo right next to you and todd mcshay who died apparently i i uh what would happen to me if i fake my own death is like i would be on the couch right and i would just like forget and i would tweet something yeah i'd be like scrolling twitter and be like this guy's a fucking ass oh whoops i'm supposed to be dead and i would totally blow

my own cover do that i feel like for like it would only i would i would reveal myself in like 48 hours yeah because like well you. Because nobody's important enough. And everyone would hate you even more. It'd be like, this asshole faked his death. You don't want that either. I mean, again, it's like John would be more sad and more people would hate me. No big fucking deal. You know what I mean?

I would be very sad. That's not even enough time to have like services. 48 hours. You gotta like have like fake services. Yeah, I would let it go for like a week or two or something like that. And then. Let Barstool get the funeral content. Right. Ooh. You think that if somebody died then... Let Barstool get the funeral content? Right.

Ooh. You think that if somebody died here that we would like live stream the funeral? Probably depends on who. If I die, you have full permission to stream my concert, my funeral, and turn it like into a concert. Me too. Make it a fucking party. Write it down.

Put it on the record. I would do like a separate one. I would do like a... Well, you wouldn't know. You weren't there. Well, I mean, I can approve living will. Yeah. Well,

you have like a, a family party, a family funeral. And then I would like a barstool funeral. Yeah. I like that. I also would like to be propped up like a Puerto Rican gangster. If you don't mind,

if you don't mind, like stuff me and put me on the couch, you need to pick your shoes too. Yeah. I need to have a bright pair of shoes. I need to be like on the couch, remote in hand, donut in the other,

like Pornhub on the TV. Let me go the way you remember. You don't want your ma to see you watching porn when you're dead. You don't want that. You gotta think of her. Again, I need my two funerals. The first one.

Give me the family one and then give me the barstool one. Give me the barstool one and then give me the family one. Then you can do the whole put me in the box and sing the songs and put me in the dirt the day before that. Let's fucking go. If you had two different funerals so you knew your family, this is the most morbid thing ever but here we are just laughing about it.

If you knew your family could do what they wanted to do and barstool was just barstool people, who would you want to do your eulogy? Feidelberg actually. Feidelberg writes eulogies in the shower a lot. What? He has his dad's eulogy written. He's ready for his dad's eulogy uh finalberg actually finalberg writes eulogies in the shower a lot what like he has his dad's eulogy written he's like ready for his dad yeah he does yeah it's kind of like a weird hobby of his it's very strange but it actually kind of fits very well it's like he gets all over the top creative and he's thinking about death it's like that's what john does uh i think he would smash

a eulogy oh for sure oh yeah i mean like there's no one more qualified to deliver your eulogy yeah yeah i think it would be pretty funny it would be amazing who would you have probably you yeah yeah you'd roast me the whole time but i think i mean you're probably like the most well-spoken of anybody that i am close to around this place okay i would not let john do it or jared well jared would roast i mean you should let me and kevin do it or Jared. Jared would roast. You should let me and Kevin do it together. No. And then at the end we'll be like if everyone can stand up and just bark really quick. She would have wanted

it this way. If everyone can bark in unison please. One, two, three. Brandon Walker would be a good one. I actually, what I want is either like a CCK you can have John come in if he wants and he just can like chime in or like I would love like a Barstone college football show eulogy like they all just like sit on the desk and it's just like empty and they just like roast my whole life like on the set like dave dan and brandon just like I I think that would be funny who would do you

section 10 starting nine let me ellen no let me do it you You would say horrible things. No, I wouldn't. Brockhold. Katie Martinez. I feel like Dave would like something nice. Poppy. Poppy. No, Dave would not. I think he would. Dave would make it about himself. Dave would make it about himself. That's fine. No, The Rocket deserves his shine. Dave would say something nice about everybody, but

you could tell he just didn't care. That's not what you want. You want your eulogy to come from somebody that cares. You would turn it into the Dave show. Maybe Sam Kennedy? For a Barstool one? Well, if it's a Barstool one... Well, you were saying like Brock Holt.

Who's Sam Kennedy? President of the Red Sox. That wouldn't be weird. We've known each other for like 15 years. Well, and they'd be planning the black band on the uniform. He already confirmed that on a podcast. Anyways, if it was a Barstool one...

I feel like Kevin's just a good choice. Kevin can just talk by himself forever. It's true. And make it very entertaining. I can just babble. Yeah, he's very good with words. But he would be crying too hard. Oh, would I? Yes. You'd be devastated. what would you i mean like you imagine i was just like the rocket rocket what's up rocket yeah no i i i like i

wouldn't be able to i saw ellen in the front row i would lose well that's a no but that's why it's just the barstool one this is just for content you can't have like real life emotions coming into it other than our own right yeah like you can't have like real life emotions coming into it other than our own right yeah like you can't have the family there Kevin would probably

be my first choice but I would be tempted to see what Dave would have to say like he'd be forced to say something nice that's why I'm saying like I would love

he has said something nice Dave would be like my favorite Jared moment is the time I yeah yeah yeah yeah I created him right I created him

and then I I basically got his his apartment for him yeah do created him and then I basically got his apartment for him. Do you know the time I had to co-sign his apartment because of his father? When they announced the sale, the churn in sale, and he did a periscope and people were asking about me and what was going to become of me, he said

really nice things about me. It was Dave talking. I wasn't impressed. He said nice things. I feel like if he was forced to say nice things, like if I was dead and my family was there, he would probably say nice things. Oh, yeah. If Dave Portnoy was doing it, that's different than if- Yeah, we met in 2011.

I've known Dave for a while. Dead. Speaking of dead, Dave Portnoy is dead. Dave Portnoy is dead. Yeah, I mean, he was still kind of- Dave was still kind of alive in 2016. It was right when the sale happened. So, yeah, that person's dead

So maybe not There is the curiosity of what he would say for anybody Which is why I'm saying I would be tempted to have them just do a college football show The thing about it In Barstool I would almost hope they keep Kayfabe going I don't want

I want El Pres That's why you need to do a rundown. Ooh, they could prop you up like a Puerto Rican gangster on a rundown set and just let him roast you. Speaking of dead, like we're not physically, like you haven't done the rundown yet today. I assume. No, Dave is actually dead. Like Yale killed him like betting.

And we shot the college football show, which by the way, on a Monday morning, like it comes out on Saturday and all he did was just check his basketball scores the entire time that show's gonna come out on saturday and it's gonna be like a week old it's fine he's like dead dead he's like retired from gambling he didn't score for what like the final three minutes he is very i can't believe i went into gambling mode for a minute on fr. Fordham basketball was only a six-point underdog to Nevada, who was like a real basketball program. I mean, I said it. I didn't end up doing it because I'm not a gambler,

but me and the entire world should have put everything they own on that. Fordham basketball is like the worst sports program ever. And Nevada is like a real, they are probably worth that hair. Jack Mack. Oh my God. It looks like Cameron Diaz in that movie. I didn't see it.

Oh my God. The commoner jacket. Yeah. Good hair. Normally it was extra. Like it was literally just like, whoop. Uh,

they, uh, Rutgers football. He's had that one year where it was Shiano I don't think Florida basketball has ever had like a moment we were talking about that today again college football show it's very timely since it's coming out in basically

a week Greg Shiano turned down the job and everyone's like well it's a shitty job like yeah but he'd make like 35 million dollars to do it like what could possibly go wrong yeah you have to work for a shitty football team if you do turn it around I have a college football question okay uh what was that game on saturday that it was like was it ohio state penn state yeah it was like a 10 and 0 team against a 9 and 1 team and then it was like 21 nothing and then it ended up being 21 14 what happened what do you mean you

just kind of described it yeah it sounds i mean that's very impressive by you you. I saw a big F in a Penn State bar run in his mouth. But what? It ended up being closer than that? It was closer. But this is one of those things where Penn State, the score is a lot closer. But Penn State didn't keep themselves in the game. Ohio State kept turning the ball over. Yeah.

Like Justin Fields turned the ball over twice inside their own 20. Right. He fumbled into the end zone early in the game. Yeah. I saw, because when we were at Easton, they were watching the game and they were like, yeah, this is crazy. You've got to stick around and watch this.

It was 21-0. I think in final it was like 28-17 maybe. They were in the red zone to make it 21-21 and then it just didn't happen. Penn State's just not as good as Ohio State. Rocket was too busy hitting bombs. Cage bombs. 775 feet.

That's what it said and then it actually computed to 781 feet. Yeah, not a big deal, but that's what it is. Were you hitting on the gun though? There was no gun. What do you think you were hitting on the gun? I was throwing slop. Yeah. My shoulder actually popped. Yeah, that's the problem. You're too old for this shit, man.

I'm too old for that. You're going to hurt yourself soon. I think I did. I usually have a normal warm-up routine and Dallas had the catcher's gear. By the way, everyone was like,

oh, you're throwing to the left, you catcher, blah, blah, blah. I was like, it's fucking Dallas. like relax yeah um so like the fucking worst yeah like i the amount of like hitting coaches and pitching coaches that came out of the woodwork because of like those videos it's like first of all like we're trying to hit cage bombs like you're they're breaking down my swing like i'm trying to be like live action i'm like no i'm trying to hit the ball as far as i can those are just people that are mad that you get to do that for your job yeah for sure no doubt about it um but yeah like i was i tried to throw too hard before i was ready to throw that hard and i felt and heard a pop in my shoulder and i was like that's it i was like fuck and then uh i mean i continued to throw after

that but like it honestly felt like my whole arm weighed like like it felt like i was wearing um you're holding a brick like you know like those like weighted vests it felt like i was wearing like a weighted sleeve like my whole arm felt like it was 60 pounds yeah you should probably hang them up dude i mean i can't even like can't even like, I can't go like, you know how like Edwin Encarnacion does like the parrot thing. Yeah. I can no longer go above that. Well, well,

you probably tore your labrum. If I did, I mean, I went out doing what I love. And you're 30. I mean, it's a good age. I mean,

these people who play like, you can't just pick it up and go. Intramural soccer is the one. I know like several people who blew out their knee trying to cut on a dime playing fucking soccer when you're 30 your body can't do that anymore yeah i mean unless yeah unless you're a professional athlete right if i had wanted to throw off a mound again i would have like eased back into it but it's like all right we're here we only have this one opportunity so you know warm up in two minutes

and then just start throwing as hard as you can. Like, you can't do that. No. Like, especially if, like, the last time that I threw a baseball, like, as hard as I could, was, like, April of 2018. Like, me and Dallas were playing catch in Oakland.

It was pretty sick. Like, we were playing catch in, like, the outfield of, like, a big league stadium. It was, like, long-distance, yeah. Pretty sick. But, yeah, like, I just... It's time, Rocket. It's time. Hang them up, bro. It's time to hang him up.

There was a lot of greatness on display this weekend. There was the Rocket in the cage. There was Roan at his rap battle. Did you get to watch it? Oh, yeah. Did he win? Here's the thing. They don't do winners and losers.

There's no judges. Oh, God. What's the point of a rap battle? I mean, he definitely won, but there was no, like, you know, raise the arm sort of thing. Since when? I don't know. Isn't it like $50? I don't know what it is now.

It was $50 for the pay-per-view live. I'm not sure if there's, like, the same price or whatever, but you can watch them, like, on reruns now. So I thought I heard him explain a little bit on the Yak. Apparently the judges come and play if it's like a championship round or whatever. This is like a promo battle. Which I understand that because he

two times has been crowned the champ of the whole fucking thing. So there definitely are. There's a tournament and there's judges at some point. But there should be winners for everything. Yeah. It's a tournament and there's judges at some point, but there should be winners for everything. Yeah. I mean, it's a rap battle and it's like demonstration.

I mean, there was some Twitter like polls that were like very, very, very much in his favor. The fact that the dude was using like barstool stuff. What was he saying? Oh, he was like,

he was like deadspin. He, he was deadspin. There was, so he did a couple things. He did the eight mile bit, like tell these people something they don't know about me. It's like, I could do that as a joke,

but you're a battle rapper. You should be able to do your own thing and not rely on that. And then his second round was all about how roan the whole the whole like uh king of the dot community is very upset that roan like left and went on to other things oh yeah which seems but it seems like so kind of sad to me that they're like that's the whole point like they all want to do that like no one just wants to like battle rap forever like of course like you're doing but that that guy was like no

like i like i stuck with like my people and i i deserve like credit for that yeah he's a while and he like he was saying like roan didn't put anyone on his podcast roan left us like if um roan did a battle a long time ago so like if i'm here in 10 years like shoot me in the face and then this was like 10 years so he was joking like someone shoot me in the face yeah and this guy was like if i'm here in 10 more years like pat me on the back because that means i'm like supporting my community and it was like shut the fuck up and then his last round had nothing like it's different when you're like a world champion bow rapper like there's nothing left to prove like this other guy like all right if you're if you want to stick with that community great like good for you but don't knock the guy who yeah like if you continuously prove that you're

the best why do you need to like all right well five years later like still doing it yeah prove i'm the best again it's like no like roan proved everything he needed to prove yeah well and it's like whenever he can go do other things because obviously like tom brady's proven he's the best but that's the highest you can get at what he does. Roan can go do other things. But the fact that that dude, he took a shot at Dave. You work for somebody who calls everybody sluts and stuff. His third round was Blue Check Brigade. It was like,

you don't speak up about the misogynistic jokes at your workplace. It was like, you're a battle rapper. Yeah. Stopping it's so offensive. Basically. Basically it was. And a lot of that, I don't know the ins offensive basically basically was and i mean a lot of that i don't know the ins and outs of that whole like a lot of their a lot of their shit is like inside jokes inside references so they all know each other and know the scene well and all that but

uh i i didn't uh as i as a very very out casual outsider who doesn't really matter and this like i didn't think there was even a contest. I mean, Roan, the stage presence, the wordplay, and like... I think one of the first CCK shows that we did, I talked about going down the Roan wormhole on YouTube

and I was there for probably north of two and a half, close to three hours. You can add this one to the list, man. Yeah, because if you haven't done it, need to even if you're not like a big fan of like rap it's it's more entertainment like how roan does it and and one of the like my favorite was the compliment rap battle yeah it's like because like you you know if you're used to like rap battles it's like they're trying to eviscerate each other verbally but then roan did a rap battle where they just complimented it just shows the versatility yes i can do this about anything

right i could battle like this fucking computer screen yeah you can dissect anything positive negative real not real yeah i stand by roan being like the most talented person at this company oh yeah by far the most dynamic there was he also knocked him for saying like where's your barstool crew at and i was like fuck like like we should all be there or something you know if it wasn't in oakland we would have been oh is it oakland i mean i i was like legitimately thinking about going then i saw it was in oakland i was like all right i can't make that happen but it was funny he was like you know in the middle of a rhyme basically being like where's where's your barstool gang at and And Rowan's like, Rudy's back there.

And Rudy was filming. And Judas Rowan was like, oh, well, that guy's whack. It would have been funny if, like, the corny-ass white people from Barstool was just, like, hanging out behind him. Like, well, we're here. We got his back. He's probably happy we didn't show up. Don't worry, guys.

I got this. You know what I would love to see? A Cal versus Rowan wrap-up. Ooh. Yeah. I don't know if I would want to see that oh i would want to see it i i don't want first of all i don't want to see that because i don't know like i don't want to it's like watching like you know your mom and dad fight yeah i just stop i don't know if uh cow is mean enough i need them to do a compliment yeah oh yeah maybe i don't i don't want them to like roast each other i just want to see them go back and forth yeah i need a Rowan versus Cal compliment battle. Whenever you resurface the video of Cal doing the freestyle in the office,

you see Rowan's face at the very end. He's just like, man, mad respect. The two of them, even if they collaborated, what if it was a two-on-two? That would be sick. Okay, I can get that little tag team. They team up. They tag team somebody.

The dude kept trying to say Roan is fat, too. What? He was just like, multiple times, you put on a couple pounds. And I was just like, that is just objectively not a thing. I could be like, you're fat, Rockets. No, he's not. It's just, Roan was looking like, what? I don't know. I thought a lot of it

like just recycled material and Rone was just like I'll use this on a fat guy I guess I'll just like dig this up I mean I know Rone had that very famous battle where he really rose to that fat dude so maybe there was like maybe it was some sort of references to that that I wasn't that was over my head but uh it was it was very very cool I mean it's

it's one of the more impressive things that like I was thinking about... That guy was uncomfortable. Oh, so uncomfortable. He describes seeing him on a plane like, it's just the worst. I was saying... That guy definitely left being like, I need to change my life.

I was taking the stage at Philly for KFC Radio, and I was nervous. And I was like, this is a crowd of people who want to see me already know my shit, who are going to like this, like basically no matter what. And I'm like nervous and rattled and being like, Oh, how's this going to go?

I can't imagine. And the way they do it is just like, everyone just kind of stands around and on top of each other. And the guy's right in your face and there's a camera on you. So even when you're not rhyming, your react, like your reactions being filmed and that matters. And like,

he was just, he's laughing, he's drinking a beer, like just totally, utterly calm. And what is probably the most tense situation. It is the most tense situation you can get at, get without being physically like violent.

It's like right up until a fight but like nobody's gonna like swung on that dude probably i mean yeah i said a video where i again i don't know all the inside references but he rowan was talking about how like a bunch of different guys have slapped this dude in the face i saw three just slapped not hit slapped there was one dude that like licked the napkin and then stuck it on his forehead there was another one i think he was like holding like a bottle of napkin and then stuck it on his forehead there was another one i think he was like holding like a bottle of water and he slapped it out of his hand and then there's another dude that pretty much like swung on him like legit swung well these

two at the end they were it was all like you know all respect and they were very cool with each other and i guess you know they're both long time rappers so like it's almost like an mma fight where afterwards everyone's like hugging it out but i feel like you can't, even if Roan tears you apart, it's almost an honor. It's an honor. But they do know him, and he is such a nice guy outside of it that it's just like, listen, I can research you and be really, really mean about certain things, but I still like you or respect you. That to me is like like that escapes me because

it's like when you cut that deep there are certain things just like well alright I'm not going to be like a little bitch about it but like I'm never going to forget XYZ you know what I mean like it's always from a place of like you actually think this yeah like it's not you weren't just making it up right

so you know props to them for all being like, uh, mature about it, but I would be, I would hold that courage. Then the truth. Yeah.

The truth cuts deep. Very deep. Uh, also on display, a lot of greatness. Uh, Deontay Wilder. Oh my God.

Wow. So fucking sweat off his head. So fucking cool. And that was what? The seventh round. Yup. And he's head. He is so fucking cool. That was what, the seventh round? Yep. And he's losing. He was behind in the cards. And it was just like, well, I guess he has a quote from the past.

I don't know when he said it. But it's something along the lines of, to beat me, you got to be perfect for 12 rounds. I only got to be perfect for two seconds. Yeah. Which is so cocky and so fucking real. And I guess that's another dude who. He's got 41 knockouts? 42 and 0, 41 knockouts.

Jesus. That's a bad man. And apparently he's one of those guys who's the nicest dude in the world, too. Gentle giant, teddy bear sort of dude. And then if he wants to, he can punch your fucking head off. The line of the night, according to Twitter, it's all... Punch the soul out of him was what everybody said but that like sweat burst and i guess the way he does it i guess he's so big like if you get like if you get tagged as like a middleweight or a lightweight or whatever you

might be able to get back up i think when a heavyweight hits you square even if you're a fellow heavyweight like it's over because every time he just walks yeah he steps over your fucking head no yeah you know you have a stronger neck you have a strong jaw you can take a punch but when a heavyweight connects like it's i don't think it's humanly possible to not be knocked out so when he does it and he knows it and he just like walks away like it's a wrap it is i think the most badass thing in sports and i know you i mean you can't even have these discussions without MMA, boxing, like freaks coming out of the woodwork and arguing with you. But like, if you ask me who I would want to be, whether it's like Tom Brady, the quarterback or or Mike Trout, the baseball player or, you know, LeBron, the basketball player. Of course, there's more money to be made in all those situations, higher levels of fame.

Fame, yeah. But the guy that I would want to be would be the heavyweight champ who, like I said, at least by the accounts I've heard, is a nice guy and a good dude. I don't want to be one of these boxers who can't control himself and beats out women and shit like that. Trashbags. But yeah, a nice guy who also is like a modern day heavyweight champ who does it by knockout there's such a difference too it's like floyd mayweather is like this

technical like wizard and it's like watching like a dance routine but this guy's like a rocky i could not have cared less about floyd mary uh floyd mayweather being like i am coming out of retirement it's like great so we can just watch you dance around. Yeah, and that's impressive. But it's just like, it's a technical thing that's not sexy. Like, to me, Deontay Wilder is like a movie. And he's an imposing figure. Like, it's not like Butterbean. No.

It's like a guy, like Butterbean walks in here and it's like, all right, yeah, I respect. Like, you're awesome. Like, you had a great career. But like, you're not like physically imposing. You're just like a big, thick dude. Like, Wilder is just like, if he walked in here everyone would stop and the fact does it by the knockout like it's not you know going to the judges and it's not technical boxing it's just like we're gonna fight and eventually i'm gonna knock you unconscious that to me is

like when that guy walks in the room and he's just like i'm the heavyweight champion of the world like i can knock anybody out here like i don't know that's a good question he's still like in his 20s 30s no i think he's with 40 with 40 under his belt he's got 34 yeah i don't think you can fight 41 times and be that 34 younger but that to me is the guy that's the person. Again, money is kind of a side because he's probably wealthy himself. It's just like that is the... That's all that is man. We were talking about the money and how if you're the heavyweight

champ, it doesn't equate. The Pacquiao fights were like, what? 50 mil? Yeah. When Floyd does it, he has this machine behind it. he taking home? Like a hundred million or whatever? I don't know if anybody I don't know if any of the fights are doing that though. The money for that was insane. I feel like

he's about to like the fact that I'm taking note of Deontay Wilder and like really into it as like a very casual fight fan, I feel like is kind of a sign that maybe he's about like, to me, I feel like the next Wilder fight, if they do Fury again, like that's something like I want to get the guys together and watch all together. Did you see what he just got to do?

The Saudi Arabian WWE pay-per-view? Who? Fury. He got $15 million. How much do you think Deontay Wilder's net worth is, according to Celebrity Net Worth? I don't even know.

Like $30? He's rich, but you're not going to get LeBron-type, billionaire-type shit. according to Celebrity Net Worth. I don't even know boxers. Like 30? 30. Right at 30. Yeah, yeah. I mean, so he's like rich, but you're not going to get like, you know, LeBron type, billionaire type shit. But to be that dude. That's why it pays to not be nice. Like it pays to like almost be a dickhead

because people want to see you fail. I mean, Floyd is like, you know. He's allegedly a piece of shit too. Allegedly. I mean, pretty fucking on the record. Floyd Mayweather. Oh, yeah. Fucking scumbag.

Yeah. So let's hit our first break. too, allegedly. I mean, pretty fucking on the record. Floyd Mayweather is like a fucking scumbag. So, let's hit our first break. Also, greatness on display, Sam Darnold. He is a great quarterback. I bet the money line yesterday, Kevin. We're back after the break. Talk about it all here on CCK. Let's go. It's like my middle finger don't

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you need to calm down alright we're back Zai just texted you a video if you can uh do you have my is my mic working yeah my headphones are loud and clear uh if you could play this video i just texted you i actually don't know who this is talking is that shania twain is that what she looks like now i don't know somebody uh was interviewing I don't know who this is to be honest but they asked her about about Casey's having a breakdown. Oh no, what did you do? Show her a cluster? Yes.

It's on the Barstool Instagram. How bad is it? Very bad. She's in bad shape. Hang on let me see how bad this is. Oh yikes! It's a swarm of bees overrunning a car yeah there's a lot of them holy shit there's got to be at least a million bees there at least and you know what if you put the volume on it's probably yeah she's on the ground now she uh i mean this this gets me this

bothers me. So I can't imagine how bad it does for her. It bothers you? I don't, I mean, I don't particularly love the cluster stuff. Okay. I mean, a lot of that stuff. I just don't like bees. Yeah, no, I don't like those either.

You ever been stung by a bee? I don't think I have, to be honest. You would know. I think one time I like stepped on one though. Like I remember like having a pain in my foot, but like, I don't think I've ever been, you know, stung by a bee. Like, you know, fall into my arm and I watched it sting me. No, I don't think i've ever been you know stung by a bee like you know full into my arm and i watched it sting me no i don't think so i've only been stung by a bee once and i was pretty young like you're a fucking idiot if you get stung by a bee dave keeps getting stung by bees every night and every every summer and i'm

like how do you i don't know how that happens yeah i had i had a i had a bee like in my hair and i like went to go i felt like something in my hair this bitch is still just on the ground. She's on the ground. She's just squatting on the ground. Is she crying? Is she puking? I don't know what she's doing. Those bees. What is this bitch doing? It's just a swarm of bees. It's just nature.

She's gone. She's just gone. She's grabbing her fucking lunch and she's just out that's all we had to do to get a dog day was just some bees that was mean of uh did they tag you in it no i sent it to her oh you just oh jared said hey i'm sending you something and i was like is it a clutch thing he was like oh no and then he just did it like that's so fucking mean yeah like you know it's one of those things like that's pretty fucked it's really fucked up it's like exploiting an actual phobia for your own entertainment i regret it no you don't yeah i do

no you don't i wish if i could take it back i would take it i don't think that you understand how horrible my day is now yeah like it started out pretty great did it and now it's just fucking ruined well you're gonna think i hope that you have a horrible holiday are you gonna have like nightmares tonight yes i don't this is like a lasting thing like even when my hives go away and even when i stop scratching my skin off yeah it still just lingers it looks like you don't you probably spray tan though because like people are going to prey upon this.

It's an automatic. I've done this before and I know some people don't care if I block them, like whatever. I don't block people on Twitter. I block people on Instagram that are assholes. It's like, whatever, you can't see my pictures, whatever. If you send me a cluster, it is an automatic block. There's a guy that I muted a long time ago

that I guess has been doing it forever and I'm so happy happy that he's just like sitting at home like i'm gonna fucking get her it's like dude you've been screaming into the abyss to your two followers forever so you're gonna block jared i might i actually just might cancel our friendship like that's so mean that is so mean all right so it's like if somebody has a claustrophobia and you're like oh my god i'm gonna trap you in a closet. Like it's the same shit. And honestly, I don't understand why my phobia is treated any differently by people that say my, my, it's a real thing. I was about to have a fucking panic attack down there. Come on in here.

I want to ask Brandon Walker's feeling on this. Oh, he, he, I have to record my podcast. I wonder what he thinks about it. I've never explained it to him and he'll bring things up sometimes on the podcast. I'm like, let's not thinks about it. I've never explained it to him and he'll bring things up sometimes on the podcast. I'm like, let's not talk about it. I've never given him the explanation. If anybody has a real phobia, which I do,

my friends who exploit it are fucking assholes. Don't send her swarms of bees. What do you think of Casey's phobia? I've never learned of this phobia until just now. You saw. I saw what you were doing.

I thought you were vomiting. Yeah, she almost does. Really? I thought you were pregnant or something. Oh, I hope I'm not pregnant. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's a phobia of mine. If I get pregnant?

Coming home to a pregnant person. Yeah, I mean. Pregnancy all around me. Yeah, I mean, if your co-host is pregnant, it's a problem. But there was a video in the old office where I literally looked like I was having an exorcism because some asshole tweeted about it. So is it bees or bugs? It's, oh, I don't want to talk about it.

No, it's clusters. It's clusters. Clusters of any animal? Yeah, like there's pictures of like, you know, someone has like a skin disease. Google trypophobia. Yeah, like a honeycomb. Google trypophobia. Trypophobia?

Trypophobia. And it'll tell you everything that you need to know. What's the phobia of tripping man any oh fuck you no really what is it i mean we gotta have to change it's like it's like the the layman's terms would be clusters of things or it's like a lot of people like i can't like i have the new iphone i can't get the pro because it has the three and that's a problem that's a little like that's extreme like a swarm of bees is very gross. But if you can't look at my phone, come on, fuck off. You can look at my phone.

No, that doesn't have the three... What about bubble wrap? That one doesn't bother me as much unless it's zoomed out. What about this microphone? I don't like looking at it. I haven't ever looked at it closely. Uh-huh. Interesting.

It's crazy. It's horrible. And it's like... I apologize, gentlemen. We got to go do a comfortable podcast. Turn the crazy off for about an hour. No, it's crazy it's horrible and it's like it it i apologize gentlemen we got to go do a comfortable podcast turn the crazy off for about an hour no it's it's that's the that's the fucked up thing it's like oh turn the crazy i've had this in my entire life and my example was if someone has claustrophobia where they would actually have a panic attack it's like you know what i think is really funny today i hate looking at him i love eating him can't look at him it's

like i'm gonna trap you in a closet today because that's funny for everybody. It's like really actually kind of fucked up. I've not called you crazy. I just – I think you're a wonderful person. Get out of here. That's fine. Go ahead, crazy. I just want it on record that anybody that actually is my friend that does that is like it's fucked up.

Bad person. No, it's like not funny. I'm not laughing. Sometimes I'll like – I don't know whether to like alert's fucked up. No it's like not funny. Sometimes I'll like I don't know whether to like alert you of something like there's a tweet with it on it but I don't even want to bring it up to you. No because you're a good fucking person. Come on Casey. Let's go. Let's leave these assholes

to themselves. Fuck off Brandon Walker. Assholes. Both of you. Brandon would never do that to me. I hope you have a good show Casey. Let's get back to the calls. 833-85-STOOL. Carter is from Saskatchewan. He's talking about one of my favorite stories in a long time. What's up, Carter? Not that much.

What do you guys think of the new Tesla truck deal? That was my favorite video in a long time, Jared. The what video? Elon Musk unveiling the truck. I didn't see that. Oh, Jared, you are just under a fucking rock. You know Tesla, right? Yes. So Elon Musk made a pickup truck.

It looks like, from the future, it looks silly, to be honest. It doesn't look like it's street legal. Is this like a recent video? Yes, like last week. It looks almost like the Batman. He might be going to puke. Yeah, probably. She's running to the bathroom. She's literally running to the bathroom.

Oh, it's locked. Oh, no. She's going to puke. Oh, probably. She's running to the bathroom. She's literally running to the bathroom. Oh, it's locked. Oh, no. She's going to puke. Oh, no. That was fucked up. The fact that you said to her, no, it's not a cluster, and it was, is fucked up. If I say no, then that means yes. That's true.

Gotta be smarter than that. It looks almost like, you know in the new Batman, it's not new now, but not the Batmobile, like that that like fucking rumbler tumbler truck yeah it almost looks like that thing anyway elon musk is like armored windows this thing can take a bullet oh and he brings the guy out throws the rock through it shatters we'll try the next window shatters i mean that is as fucking embarrassing his his company went down live it went yeah yeah went down 775 million dollars of value his like stock seriously because of the fucking windows which by the way i feel like could easily be explained if you were like oh this is like a

prototype this isn't actually the one that's like the final product we just like rolled this out for for display but the real one has like armored windows. Like I feel like that was easy enough to get around it. Instead he was like, Oh, well, uh, I think she really threw up. She definitely puked. She was rubbing tears on her face. You just made this girl throw up. Wow. Look, Doug from Texas is online.

He's got the same phobia as her. What's up, Doug? Hey, how's it going? I just wanted to give Casey a little bit of support. I don't have it as bad as she does, but I know exactly what she's talking about. I mean, it is pretty gross. It's hard to describe. The best way I can describe it,

if you cut a clove of garlic in half and it's got those pods, I look at that and it fucking repulses me. I can't look away, but it makes me nauseous. It's disgusting. I mean, it's the same thing with a meal. No, not really. Yes, it makes me nauseous. It's disgusting. I mean, it's the same thing with oatmeal. No, not really.

Yes, it is. We literally did a, like, Kevin tried to, like, put it anywhere near me, and I fell out of my chair. It's the same thing. Oh, yeah, you did, like, curl up in a ball. Really? Yeah, yeah. That was weird. And I actually remember being like, oh, wow, maybe I shouldn't have done this, because, like, he really is deeply affected by this.

Yeah, search Barstool Radio oatmeal and that video will come out. When I heard her reaction to it, I was like, I feel bad for this girl because I totally get where she's coming from. And it seems crazy. Like everybody thinks I'm just like a baby. Yeah, it does seem like, come on, dude, just fucking sack up. But when your body is like triggered like that, I kind of have it like i i once had a nightmare like this is like 10 years ago i had a nightmare that like my leg had like these weird bumps all over it and that like i mean i remember i vividly remember this nightmare and it was because and i remember i took like a

knife and tried to like cut off all the bumps and that's kind of what i mean i'm my skin's kind of crawling from it right now she's still scratching her neck as she walked by you I mean you legitimately ruined her day I feel like this is the worst reaction she's ever had to one of these though usually she just like scratches her neck and like falls on the ground and like that's it this one seems to have absolutely

just ruined her day you triggered something deep man now I feel bad well it's support for her but it's weird I'm sorry yeah I, it's support for her, but it's weird. I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean, it's... Shout out to all the tryptophobia people out there. This is for sure, like, not even close to the worst reaction she's ever had.

And it's also not the worst, like... Usually it's like a fungus on the skin or something. That was just like a swarm of bees, which is kind of weird and creepy, but, like, she, like, hardcore reacted to this one. A video of a swarm of bees made Casey fall to the ground and apparently she's going to throw up for a second time? I don't know.

I'll take another call on it. Thomas from Virginia Beach. Hey, what's up, guys? Just make fun of Casey. You can make fun of me too, man. I just Googled trypophobia in the car and I'm pretty sure I got it. I mean,

it's, it's, I think everybody kind of has it on, like, I don't think I'd like to see it. You know what I mean? Like it's not ideal, but right.

I'm talking like heart racing, like, Oh yeah. Then you definitely have like goosebumps. Uh, I work in surgery, too. So I see people cut open all day on the table and I can I mean, I can't fuck with those pictures. Yeah, this is this is tough.

Lotus seeds, honeycomb, strawberries, coral, aluminum metal foam. What is aluminum metal foam? Yeah, there's a lot of weird. So here are the the symptoms goosebumps feeling repulsed feeling uncomfortable visual discomfort distress feeling your skin crawl panic attacks sweating nausea and body shakes if you're like inducing someone's panic attack or body shakes that's fucked that is fucked like it did kind of crack me up when i was like i'm gonna trap trap you in a closet lol i mean it mean, it's real. It's real.

And people out there suffer from it. You know what? She should just go get Xanax and shit. She should get all sorts of prescriptions for this. Be like, well, listen, I need that. She's got tryptophobia. Zod, you have that video I sent you? So it was Shania Twain was being interviewed by Entertainment Tonight regarding Taylor Swift last night at the AMAs.

Taylor Swift won the Artist of the Decade Award. So it's not like a lifetime achievement, but, you know, a career-long type achievement. And this was Shania Twain's comments on the matter. Taylor's being honored tonight with Artist of the Decade. And you've been someone who's really stood up for her and spoken out about her talent. Why do you think she's so deserving? Taylor is the epitome of a hard worker. Talent.

You don't have to be beautiful to be a star. Ooh! Who says that? Yikes! I mean, like, Taylor Swift is objectively attractive. Yeah, like I said, I don't think she's, like, sexy, and my point with her was that, like, she shouldn't

try to be, but she's a tall thin pretty blonde rich girl like she has it all yeah and shania twain's out here like well you don't have to be pretty to be a star yeah i mean she's definitely like i wouldn't describe taylor swift as like sexy right but she's definitely like yeah she's very especially like in the in the model sense she's like a tall thin girl that's like what runway models yeah she doesn't have sex appeal right or at least not to me like i like like short girls with curves she's like the total opposite of that she's tall and thin but she's a pretty girl she's like a beautiful girl and to be like yeah you know not everybody has to be hot to make yeah that's that's just weird that's a weird take and you could tell

that she kind of like stumbled through it i think she realized what she was saying halfway through because what she probably meant was like you don't have to be like a slut you don't have to like sex it up yeah you don't have to be naked and showing it and like using that to your advantage you can just sing nice songs and write good songs but the way it came out was like taylor's ugly and she still succeeded that is she's an inspiration ugly girl's not gonna go over well at all no that's gonna be one of those things where it's like well why are you even talking about like my my looks in general you know why aren't you just talking about my musical the swiftness to her oh i'm sure they're about to start swarming if i could just get the the selenators off my back these bitches are still going man like i feel

like i mean i'm obviously the last person on planet earth that should speak about this because i don't have a full grasp on pop culture but uh selena gomez i feel like she's just kind of falling off um well she had this lupus thing for a while and she disappeared what is lupus i don't know is it lupus yes um lupus is some sort of fucking disease let's see uh any various diseases or conditions marked by inflammation of the skin. I mean, come on. I mean,

that's not fucking, that sounds like you can, but I also think she needed, she needed a kidney transplant. That's what it was. I got a nowhere. She just like, there was a post one day,

like she, she got a kidney transplant. So, and then she did this thing where she went into quote unquote, like rehab after like breaking up with Justin Bieber, but it was like emotional rehab or something. Like there's some shit going on with her and and uh and bieber goes and gets married and that's like a whole fucking to do so i think her whole thing was like she was kind of an actress and kind of a singer and like not like jack of all trade master of none sort of thing

but i mean she's still fucking murdering life i think she has 150 million followers really it's at one point she was the highest on Instagram. Let me see what it's at now. I mean, the thing about it is like, if you get to that level on social media, you are rich. That's it. You don't even have to do anything else. You just do fucking like swipe ups.

You just do, do you do sponsored ads? And I know like people like that don't want to do that kind of stuff, but she's 162 million followers the amount of followers that i was off by i said she had 150 i would murder someone for just the difference between what i guessed and what she actually has like if i see someone that has 12 million i'm like holy fucking shit yeah i mean that is next level fucking monster type numbers 1622 million. I don't know if anybody does. Ronaldo is 190. 190? He's going to hit 200

milli soon. Ariana Grande too is up there. Let me look up her and The Rock too. The Rock? The Rock's that high? I didn't think The Rock. The Rock's at $1.62 also. And Ariana Grande is at $1.67. So, Ronaldo still takes the cake.

I mean, here I am toiling away like a fucking peasant with $150,000. What a fucking loser. How many do you have, Rocket? 80. We got to get you that 100. Yeah. It's so funny because I actually feel like I I used to think that Instagram follows are easier. They're not.

But they're not. I have like 250 on Twitter and 80 on Instagram. But I throw out the follow on Instagram so much easier. It's like if you're mildly attractive, fine. If you're a comedian who like ever has a somewhat funny clip, fine. Like I hold my Twitter follows to be more like important. Same. And I would hope that people would do the same on Instagram.

So you think it'd be easier. Yeah. But apparently it's not. No, it's not. I don't know that I'll ever be popping on Instagram. We got to get hot, dude.

Yeah. I think our windows closed. You think so? I think it's a wrap for Instagram. Yeah. What about TikTok rocket? Yeah. We got,

we got to get on that TikTok money. TikTok rocket. Let's go. Yeah. I think, uh, I think it would be much easier if I had Dallas with me all the time to, to be doing TikTok content.

It's kind of awkward to do it by yourself. Like you need people. Or you gotta be like 13. Yeah. Cause they grew up in an era where it's just like, they're used to just filming themselves. Don't feel awkward. I feel awkward.

I feel awkward too. I don't like it. I'm like, you know, it's like, Hey, do a funny dance. I'm like,

uh, no, no. Whereas like kids are just like constantly doing these stupid dance moves like nonstop. I won't like it. I'm like, you know, it's like, hey, do a funny dance. I'm like, uh, no. Whereas kids are just like constantly doing these stupid dance moves like nonstop. I won't be doing any of that. But I feel like there's definitely TikTok content to be made.

I mean, there definitely is. And the more you do it, the better off you'll be. But we just, I just can't. It's hard to like force yourself to do these things. You either like it, like I like to tweet so I do it. If you don't like it't it's hard to like force yourself to do these things you either like it like I like to tweet

so I do it if you don't like it it's like I can't fucking bring myself to do it I don't want to do it you know what I mean

it's like forcing yourself into it is a bit more difficult than the other like once the social media has passed you by it's like

forget about it right because it's it's like uh old dog new tricks yeah chris from chicago what do you got so i have my own kind of like uh phobia and that's i have gird i don't know if you guys know what gird is gird how do you spell that g--R-D, it's like gastrointestinal bullshit. Gross. Yeah, it's like when you're literally like trapped inside. Anyway, so my thing is like when I got a shit, I got to find a bathroom within like, I don't know, 90 seconds or something's going down. Okay. So I was just in Chicagoago you guys were talking about this i started getting the meat sweats everything had to shit in the alley like a fucking dog i love the way you laughed as you said that i left the baby wipe shout out barststool Eddie from Chicago because you got to always have the baby wipes.

I mean, I. You just carry baby wipes on you at all times? At all times when you have GERD because you can fucking like, like, dude, I'm telling you. When you got shit in the alley, you got to have them on deck. Dude, and like, I even tweeted it to Barstool Eddie because I wanted to show him the wipes. And, like, you could tell, like, that shit, it looks like a great game shit. Like, it had to come out right then and there, and there was nothing I could do about it. You, sir, are absolutely fucking vile, and I don't wish GERD upon my worst enemy,

but shout out to the baby wipes industry. Chris is keeping you in business. Keep taking those great Dane shits in the fucking alley, man. That's going to be like the new insult. It's not like I hope you die. It's like I hope you get gird. I hope you have to take great Dane shits at a moment's notice in the middle of the fucking alley, and I hope you don't have your baby wipes on you.

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Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man. How you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Is this Kevin? What's up, you mutts?

It's your boy KFC. It's the Kevin Clancy Show for right now. Casey Smith is back in Texas. The Rocket is busy interviewing Kane. He'll be in in a minute after he's done with the little wrestling talk so right now you got me it's basically Friday for me and I know that probably sounds obnoxious

to you if you are stuck in the cubes in all likelihood you have to work tomorrow as well so I apologize for rubbing it in but this is a Friday for your boy and we're about to let the dogs out today off the chains off the leash Friday for your boy. And we're about to let the dogs out today. Off the chains, off the leash. Let's go get it. So I don't know how long it'll be flying solo,

but you got me until the rocket shows up. And in the meantime, we got a lot of things to talk about. We'll cover some Thanksgiving talk. We'll get into some sports talk first though. I got to talk about one of my favorite videos that I've seen in a long time. So if you could go to my Twitter and pull up the Mark McGrath video from a little app called cameo, uh, this was one of my favorite viral moments in a long time, strictly because of the absurdity of the situation. If you don't know what cameo is, it's some app where you get like celebrities and pseudo celebrities and just any sort of personalities. You can pay them a couple bucks to give you a shout out of some sort and film a quick video for them.

And somebody contracted Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray. I just want to fly. What you want? What you want? Which I think Fly is one of the greatest songs of all time. And I say that with zero exaggeration, without a hint of sarcasm. I think Sugar Ray and Fly is one of the greatest songs ever created. Mark McGrath, I used to think his name was Sugar Ray for a long time, and I don't think I'm alone in that. I think most people thought that guy was Sugar Ray. So he's on Cameo. I guess things are not going so great. Maybe the residuals for Fly are not coming in anymore. But a girl hired him to break up with her boyfriend via Cameo, via Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray.

And we'll play a little bit of the clip here because my man went on and on and on about it but when you just think of the circumstances here think of mark mcgrath 90s icon you know 20 years later on a social media app breaking up with a stranger it's fucking hilarious let it ribs off what's up, Braden? It is Mark McGrath from the band Sugar Ray. Off the charts, but always in your hearts. And this cameo was booked by Cheyenne, and she wants you to know a few things. And this is a little difficult for me to say because it's the first one of these I've done. But she wants you to know that you mean a lot to her. You mean the world to her.

But she's having difficulty staying in this long distance relationship. You know, it's tough. I've been on the road for years and I've been with my wife a long time. And the biggest arguments, the biggest, you know, obstacles in our relationships is the distance between us. It makes it very difficult when we're on the road. Um, and it's hard. So Cheyenne is trying to let you know, Brayden, that it's very, very tough for her to stay in this relationship. She still cares about you a lot. You never know what the future may hold. And she still wants to be friends with you because obviously she cares about you very, very much.

And she wants you to know good luck on your thesis coming up. Probably not the best timing, Cheyenne, when he's doing his thesis. But I understand, you know, you got to work on your thesis and life goes on. I mean, he goes on for like two more minutes there talking to Cheyenne and and the dude she was dumping. I just love him adding his own commentary. Probably not the best time, Cheyenne. Maybe you could have waited a little bit longer to contract a washed up 90 star to devastate this man and break his heart for a small sum of money. Maybe you could have waited until his thesis was done, but hey, to each their own. I also love his commentary like, yeah, I know what

you're talking about. Long distance is tough. It's hard for me and my wife in our very loving, successful, committed relationship. It's not exactly apples to apples when you're talking about a guy who's getting his heart ripped out and stepped on via an internet app when you're comparing it to how well things are going in your happy marriage. But I mean, where are we at as a society where not only are people willing to do this, but other people are hiring them to do it for them? I love it. I mean, I asked the question, where are we as a society?

And the answer, depending on your outlook, is either rock bottom or sky fucking high. And I think right now we are in the goddamn clouds. The other day on KFC Radio, I had a notion. I had what I deemed to be a revolutionary idea. Because I think that breaking up is the single most awkward thing that we can do as a human. And everybody has to go through it because when you think about it, it's the meanest thing you can choose. You go up to someone, you engage in some sort of relationship, and it reaches a point where you say to them, I could either A, have you in my life, or B, not have you in my life. And I choose B, despite the fact that we've had history, despite the fact that there are some things I like about

you, despite the fact that I once chose not only to be around you, but to make you the most important person in my life. But I am now choosing to have you removed from my life completely. I can either have you around or not, and I choose not. That is short of physical violence. That's as bad as you can be to a person. And it's not really, you're not being mean, you're not doing it. It's not like you want to hurt the person. We all find ourselves in situations where things aren't going good and you got to just rip the bandaid off and tell people. So my idea on KFC Radio to avoid all this awkwardness is almost like a prenup of breakups in a sense. And I called it the pineapple method. When you start dating someone, you both have to enter into an agreement called the pineapple. And what it means is that if you text someone a pineapple, that's it. It's a breakup.

It's over. To avoid the, it's not you, it's me. To avoid, like this woman says, I love these breakups that are like, I still love you. It's like, well, no, you don't. Because you're choosing to remove that person entirely from your life. Sure. I understand what you mean. I know, I know you're saying you like me as a person and you wish me the best, but you're not still in love with me. And you don't, you don't care about me because you want to just completely eradicate me from your, you want to men in black me from your brain, if you could. So spare me all the details, but we, as people feel nervous and guilty. And so you start to, you know, add all these extra bits and these these disclaimers. And when really what you want to do is just tell the person, hey, this sucks, but I've ago, that the pineapple is the end all be all. When I send the pineapple, it means all those things. It means, hey, I don't want to do this.

And it's not, you know, maybe it is not you. It's me. Whatever the circumstances are, just know pineapple means breakup. And you don't have to, I don't have to add anything. You don't have to ask for further clarification. You don't even have to reply to the pineapple. It should just be done. It's like walter white breaking bad vacuum repair man he just erases you from existence and you go on with your new identity well this isn't quite the pineapple but it's a lot fucking funnier outsourcing your breakup is brilliant It's actually fucking, it's ingenious. I can't decide if I was getting, if I got broken up with via Mark McGrath, would I be more, would I be angry?

Would it be, would it soften the blow? Would it be like a spoonful of sugar? Like it's helping me take this medicine a little bit. Would I be absolutely furious that you paid you know 50 bucks for the guy who sung fly to uh shit all over me i can't decide i would love to find out if i'm ever getting dumped again if i'm ever in a relationship again i would like someone to use this to dump me. I want to feel it. I want to experience it. Want to know what it's like. It's in some ways entirely cowardly, but in other ways, why not? You know, I think about it a lot. Like when people break up and they're kind of,

and people are like, you got to do it in person. And it's like, why? Why? Who cares if I call you? Who cares if I text you? Who cares if I do it over Twitter? What I'm saying is what I just, what I mentioned earlier, echoing the same idea. I am telling you, I don't care for your existence. I don't care for who you are as a person. I don't want you around me in any capacity. Why?

Why would I have to do that in a certain manner? It's absolutely shitty no matter how you cut it. So why are we worried about, you know, I got to sit you down in public face to face and do this? Why don't I just call you? Do it right now. And the quicker this happens, the quicker we can all start on our new lives

and start to repair and start to heal. And it's not, you know, I understand people think you owe it to this person and it's a matter of respect and all that. So you got to do certain things. You got to conform to society a little bit, but why? You're already doing something entirely too shitty. So why do we have to do it according to certain rules? Why don't we just do it via Mark McGrath? So I would love to be a breakup guy. I would love to be the awkward conversation guy. I hate having these conversations in real life. I will avoid confrontation in any way, shape or form if I possibly can. But if I'm removed from the situation, I'll be king of the awkward for you all day long.

I signed up for Cameo immediately after Mark McGrath. And I'm like, you got to, you want to quit your job and you don't have to do it. I'll fucking do it for you. You got to break up with someone. I'll fucking do it for you. You want to, you want to take things up a notch, take things up a level in the bedroom and you don't know how to ask your girl, your guy about it. I'll do it for you. Hey, Hey Cheyenne, what's up? It's KFC. Your boyfriend really wants to try anal, but he's a little bit too nervous to bring it up. So I think you should get out, get sexy one night and do it for him. Have a good one. I'll do it.

I'm your guy. Outsourcing awkwardness. Brilliant. I mean, who, who likes those? Like there's not a person alive who wants to have those conversations, who wants to go in and ask, how about this? You want a raise? How awkward is it to ask for a raise? I'll do it for you. Listen, my guy Zaz has been busting his ass for a while now. He tells me he deserves a 20% raise. You should fucking do it. And if you're not, you're a shithead. The more you talk about it, the more

I'm convinced. Really? At first I thought you were fucking nuts, but this might actually be something. And, you know, sure, it's a little bit silly. Yeah, maybe your boss won't respect you as a person, but guess what? It's going to stand out. It's going to be different. Or how about, you know, you get a girl's number

or you find a girl, you meet her at the bar and you find her social media and so you know how to reach her. But, you know, you got to stand out from the rest of the gang. You can't just drop some lame pickup lines and you can't just do the same old, like, you know, everything else that every other Brad, Chad, and fucking losers is hitting her up with. What if you asked a girl out on a date or a guy out on a date via me, via some other scrub celebrity, scrub personality.

That would stand out. That'd be different. I'll do all your awkward dirty work. Come holler at your boy on Cameo or any of these celebrities. I think it's fucking hilarious. I mean, Mark McGrath went on and on. I cut it after like a minute and a half. He kept going.

He was loving it. He was talking to Cheyenne through the fucking phone. What was, what was that line? Off the charts, but number one in your hearts. Woohoo. Mark McGrath still got it, man. I love it, dude. I think that would, you know, they took the pineapple and they went one step further and they made it entertaining. If you're going to get dumped, if you're going to have an awkward convo, you might as well at least make it memorable and entertaining. I'm fucking all about it, man. What else do you got on the world here? 833, 833, eight, five stools, the phone number. What does the world think of this? We'll start with, uh, Catherine in Boston. What's up? Catherine. Oh, hi. Sorry. Um, I actually,

I just actually wanted to call. I'm the male woman from your voicemail that was in today's KFC radio wait oh the male woman she's a male woman it blew my mind I'm actually delivering mail like as we speak I realized as so we got this voicemail yesterday

and it blew my mind that she was a female male woman and as i thought it through it's not that weird like i think of like cab drivers being a female that like blows my mind and i and i kind of put it on the same level as male delivery but then i remembered like ebony hangs out with tiffany yeah tiffany tiffany's a girl too so maybe it's not as uh as unique as i thought but it's still it's still kind of a funny thought. Like a hot chick walking around delivering mail just cracks me up.

Yeah, like I'm 27, and as my husband so gratefully says, I'm about a six, which I almost slapped him for. He's on thin ice right now because the rest of the voicemail was talking about having work husbands and work wives and having dreams about them and whatnot. If you're wandering around having dreams about your work wife and then you also call your real wife a six, you might be in a little bit of trouble. So the other thing that I didn't put in the voicemail is it's funny when we talk about, like you guys brought up like cheating, like you definitely want to do something with them. We're actually part of a certain lifestyle. Oh, you guys swingers?

Yeah. Yo! Okay, so wait, now we got a whole new, hang on, if you're on the Cameo, if you're calling up about Cameo, please hang on the line. Just give me a minute because I do want to talk to you, but we got to dive into this. Now, Catherine's voicemail said that she had a dream about her work husband, which is it a fellow mail carrier? You walk around with him? How much interaction do you have with other mail people? So we're both like new. So we spend a lot of time in the office,

kind of just like shooting the shit kind of thing. Okay, so you're in an office setting. Catherine has a work husband. She has a dream one night about him, brings it up to her real husband, and he says that he doesn't have a work wife and he doesn't have any of these dreams. He's lying.

And so you guys are now fighting about hypothetical sex in your dreams with your coworkers, yet in real life you actually fuck other people? So we've just started that lifestyle too. So people always are like, oh, how'd you get into it? We've gone to so many strip clubs, and I'm just like, if that woman sucked his dick right now I would be so turned on so we think so you didn't I think it's crazy to to develop that it's one thing if you know you're

about that life you find a fellow swinger on like an app or at a swinger party but you guys started out monogamous realize that you're kind of into voyeurism and watching each other or whatever now does this go both ways do you fuck other Oh, so we've gone to a few parties. Halloween was absolutely fucking crazy. We went to a slinger club. Packed, like jam-packed. People all ages, all shapes, all sizes, all colors. And we didn't full swap.

I didn't have sex with someone else and he didn't have sex with someone else. All the way. Some girl sucked his dick. I got licked. All all kinds of things in front of each other or like you went separately in separate rooms no no like we're never apart that's like the biggest thing like we're always in the same room right and we just went to a party this past weekend where the doors and like drawer and drapes were closed to other rooms but the sound of these girls, I was like, you gotta

get in one of these rooms right now. Kind of thing where we played in front of each other. Or not in front of each other. We played with each other in front of other people. And it's so hot. And we're newly married too. We're six months into our marriage but we've been together five years.

I think that you guys are more evolved than the rest of us i really do i think that you guys are the future funny i think you guys are the future and i think you're like well ahead of the curve i think this is going to take like another couple hundred years for society to catch up to but i think that uh i was talking about it on that episode of KFC radio. I said that people who like act as if temptation isn't a thing and doesn't exist. I think that's what leads to cheating and problems and no trust. It's like, let's just admit that it's a little bit weird that we have to agree to fuck

only one person for the rest of our lives. And if we actually talk about it and embrace it, or in your guy's case, give into the temptation under like certain circumstances. I think everyone would be a lot happier. Yeah. And like to kind of end on a soft spot, he's always like,

it's okay for you to have like thoughts about this guy at work and for him to have thought like, it's fine, but like no one can share your heart. Only he gets that. Yeah. I mean, that's like,

oh, that's so nice. I was like, okay, go upstairs, get naked. Let's have like, it was just, he, we're Yeah, I mean, that's cute. I was like, oh, that's so nice. I was like, okay, go upstairs, get naked, let's have, like, it was just he, and we're young, and, you know, the honeymoon phase kind of never ends now, because we're always like,

oh, what are we going to do Saturday night? Now, the only thing I'll say, so I've thought about this myself, because, you know, I obviously had issues with monogamy, and I was wondering if I could be in like a full-blown open relationship and I am like I think when I'm when I'm really all about someone I'm I'm still too jealous like like I'm not I'm really not a jealous guy until I am if that makes sense like once I'm really into someone like a girl that I'm seeing she if I even hear about guys she was with in the past or if she even alludes to a guy now i'm like oh no no don't like that you know i would like to dabble and i and yeah if you if you get turned on by that all good but i'm not down with you fucking anybody so it definitely has to like go both ways or

you're fucked you know it has to be completely equal like when you talk about evolved that's definitely evolved because i was a huge slut in college and I would tell them all about it. And you know what, you know what else is funny? So I, I've found, I do think that's hot again to an extent. Like if I don't, if I don't know you or like, let's say we're just hooking up. I find it like hot to hear about like things that you've done until all of a sudden I hit a tipping point where I'm actually into you. And then it's like, I want to pretend that you're a fucking virgin and that you never

hooked up with anybody other than me. So to me, I, it has to be like the stars and the moons have to align perfectly, or I think someone's going to be jealous. But the fact that you were like an admitted slut, you're telling him all these things, he's okay with it. It sounds like you just kind of take the next step. I told him this when we first started dating and i was like yeah you know last summer or it was like the first beginnings of tinder and i was like yeah i went to some kid's house who was on a certain college team a certain college hockey team and i ended up getting like run train on by three other guys and he was was like, he was like, I need to know more about this girl. And he like mentioned that scenario in our wedding and not our wedding

vows, but like in his proposal. Oh my God. My wedding, my wedding gift. One of my wedding gifts from his was, um, a shirt from that hockey team.

Holy shit. So wait a minute. He gets down on one knee and he says what that alludes to you getting a train run on you. How did he say? He's just like, I know, I know I'll never be a so-and-so hockey player.

Yo, this is so crazy to, to me and to probably almost everybody listening. But if it works for you guys like like it's just a matter of what you're into right if if this guy if you like to travel if you like to travel and you run into a girl who has traveled the world before you want to hear stories about you know how she's been on all seven continents if you are really fucking kinky and into sex and you run into a girl who is okay sharing her stories and telling you that she got gangbanged by a hockey team, you're probably pretty into that girl. Yeah.

And it sounds crazy to me. And it sounds crazy to us. But Catherine and her man are more evolved, I think. Yeah. You guys got to do a KFC radio show in Boston because I'll be the first one fucking there. I think we got to do a fucking swingers party in Boston and you'll be the first one fucking there. I think we got to do a fucking swingers party in Boston and you'll be the first one there. God damn, Catherine. I swear to God.

And it's like, because I'm a male, I like also a male woman. I listen to you guys all day. Every day. You're just walking around delivering the mail, getting gang banged. Yeah, and like, I'll put you guys in my like AirPods and I think you guys are a little too loud.

Cause this morning when you and John start yelling about Jews and I, I just get the looks and I'm like, it's fine. No one, no one else. No other woman I think would visibly audibly listen to you guys in public. But Catherine, no other woman is a lot of things with you.

You are. I think you are one of a kind. Okay. Well, if you, if you and your new woman ever want to swing, you know who to call. Apparently, yeah. Holler at your girl. All right. That was, I very much appreciate the phone call.

Do keep me updated on the swinger life because I will say this. While you're more evolved and it sounds like everything's all gravy right now, I do think that you have to be prepared for problems to arise. We're like, what if, let's say he puts on a bunch of weight or something, he gets ugly and now, and now not that many girls want to hook up with him, but you're still out there getting trains run. Well now all of a sudden there's like an imbalance. You know what I mean? Yeah. And that was even like our first party. Like I had a couple come up like right to me. You were the belle of the ball and he was getting ignored. Oh, but he was getting turned on to it because he's just like,

all these people want to be with you. That makes me feel like, because guess who's going home with you? I mean, there's a spin zone for you, but yeah, I'll take it. We've met these people who, someone just had a baby like nine months ago. And I'm like, well, what?

How are you here? And like, they look amazing. And it's that kind of like everybody there has a confidence. And like I said, all shapes and sizes kind of thing. And as we go to each kind of party, we learn a little bit more. Like our first ride home, we were like, okay, here's what we're not going to do this time. Yeah, there you go. You're becoming expert swingers. But like every, after every party party i'll call you guys i'll give you the scoop because it's it's wild and it's

you know it's very anonymous obviously but it's we have friends that are polyamorous where like they visibly have a girlfriend yeah yeah yeah like outwardly well it's very much the guys thing so when i first found that out this was years ago when I first found that out, this was years ago. When I first found that out, I was like, oh my God, my boyfriend wants to have a polyamorous relationship. And I was like, that's not happening. I don't need, and that's where I think the jealousy kind of comes in. I don't need to share my life with another person.

Yeah, you follow those rules and everyone's happy. Yeah. Look it. I just want to suck dick and get turned on and touch titties kind of thing. Live your dream, girl. You live your best life. Keep me posted. All right.

Awesome. All right. Love you guys. Good stuff. Thanks a lot. Fuck. Yeah. That was unbelievable.

Let me let me let me get to these calls on cameo because I just kind of came out of nowhere. And then I'll probably end up hitting a break. And then after that, I will fill you in rocket. That was probably the wildest 15 minutes in my radio career history, like almost hands down. Chris from Chicago, tough act to follow, but what do you got, babe? Oh, I got you a good one, Kevin. Okay.

Dude, I'm also a Rocket, but this is where it gets awkward. Wait, what does that mean, I'm also a Rocket? What does that mean? I'm a pretty good-looking guy. I'm 6'4", and does that mean? I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm 6'4", and I'm fucking handsome as shit. But listen to me. So I get around, and I'm a Lyft driver, and I fuck a lot of chicks. So check this out.

This call sucks so far. I fucked this broad two months ago, never returned any texts, and she just got in my car for a Lyft ride. That's tough. That's tough. Oh, that's tough. That's tough. Oh, my God. I swear to God, Kevin. She immediately was like, hey, how are you?

What are you doing for Thanksgiving? You know, is this still your number? And I was just like, I'm never awkward. But that was the worst thing I've ever fucking been in. Because she sat in the front seat as soon as she saw it was me. And I had like two open back seats. Oh, yikes.

You need a little, you need a little self-awareness in these situations, girls, uh, that, that like, no, have a little bit of self-respect.

I mean, and then to like, ask about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving. I was like, you know, just a normal. And she's like, well, you know, there's this. And I was just like, oh my fuck. Just drop her off. And hopefully like I would, I would, I would probably stop driving lift ever again, just

to maybe avoid that fucking encounter. That was, that guy was such an asshole to begin, but that's a fucking unbelievable story. Imagine that. Imagine the, the, like the Imagine your heart drops on that one being like, out of all the people in the goddamn world, everybody in this city, everybody who drives, I gotta get contacted by her?

We got a Jared on the line. Jared from Wyoming. What's up, pal? It's Garrett. Oh, Garrett. What's up, man? I'm not Jared. That guy was a dick. I can't follow up the crazy slinger lady, and I'll never be able to look at my male lady the same. Never.

Maybe next time I see someone. Actually, Tiffany probably does get down like that, to be honest. She's the type. She is the type. What do you got, Garrett? Oh, my God, Jared. I think that they should. When you brought up the anal thing,

like telling your girlfriend you want to do anal using Cameo, I think that the big dick anal guy from a while back should use you. Listen, you got such a hard problem. You remember that asshole? Who's the bigger asshole, that guy or the dude who just called about Lyft? That's a coin flip for you. No, the anal guy was a much bigger dick. That guy was a dick, but he was at least funny.

Yeah. Listen, that's a guy who could use me. There's a lot of guys out there. If you want to take things to the next level, I'll do it for you, man. I will have all of your awkward conversations for you. Well, let's hit a little bit of an early break here because the Rocket has rejoined the program. When we come back, I'm going to recap the Swinger story. I'm beaming, by the way.

You got some stories to tell meeting Kane. 833-85-STOOL. If you got any funny stories about cameo, about swingers, about lift, about wrestling, it's a dog day Friday, Tuesday. Come on back after the break. My girl ain't keep the other one. My girl got a girlfriend. It really is not a problem.

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Moonlight in Vermont Is this Michael Bublé or what? Who am I listening to right now, Zah? This is the second coming of Michael Bublé. Is this Tyler O'Day's Christmas album? That's actually incredible. Tyler O'Day Christmas album dropping Black Friday. I like it. The picture

of him in the maroon burgundy suit with the fucking crackling fire on the TV behind him. He's got the pipes. If you don't tell people who this is, they'll be like, this is fire. Honestly, it sounds great. People better give him a chance. Is he

selling this or what? Oh yeah, I believe it's dropping Black Friday. I believe it's going to be on the store or something like that. Fuck yeah! I had to beg him for an early release, an early leak, and yeah, this is it. I actually don't even know what song this is, but it sounds great.

Oh wow! That's like a young Is it? I actually don't even know what song this is, but it sounds great. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, that's like a young Sinatra. Is this Bing Karasby or? Yeah. Moonlight in Vermont. Thanks, Bingo. This is great. Yeah.

Yo, if I could sing like this, I'd be. Game over. I mean, I would just be doing it all the time. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like he is. All this guy does is run marathons and sing songs. All right. That's fine.

Fuck yeah. Tyler O'Day. What's a Tyler O'Day? I think that's a good name, too, like the Tyler O'Day Christmas album. Imagine it's just like Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr. O'Day. Tyler O'Day. He should have a song called, like, Christmas O'Day.

He needs to work that day in there. Oh, there's our male woman, Tiffany. Now I'm not going to look at her the same. Shit. Why? Oh, true. And she's the type. She rolls that way.

Trust me, she rolls that way. Yeah, her and Ebony are probably going home to have one right now. Speaking from experience, she rolls that way. Yeah. Hell yeah. There's a reason why her and Eb are always kicking it. They are two peas in a pod. Yeah.

We got a guy from College Station calling. Unfortunately, Casey is not here today, but we got you back. Logan, what's good? Oh, wait. Logan, hang on the line for just a little bit longer. Before the break, the Rocket said this is the one thing he cares about in a woman.

Not her number, not how slutty she was, not how promiscuous she is. You could fuck a thousand guys, but that's fine. But the one thing you care about is. You could fuck a thousand guys. That's fine. But the one thing you care about is... Don't fuck one of my friends. If you have fucked one of my friends, you're out.

I can't. Even if the guy says he's okay with it... What if it was totally like a... The guy is saying more likely than not, the guy is saying that he's okay with it just like because yeah he doesn't want to be like bro yeah don't do that like that like no one but what if you like could know that it's truly genuinely that it was a one-time mistake or they they really

ended on good terms like no nothing i won't do that no because even because i know people that will say it's okay you or because you or because of them? For me. Like, I, yeah, like, I'm not going to do that to someone. Like, if someone were to say. But that's what I mean. You're doing it out of loyalty to the friend. Yeah. But if it was me and I could take a lie detector and it's like, I do not care. As a matter of fact, I know her and I know you and I think you'd be great together and I want you to do it.

You still wouldn't do it. I mean, it would take a genuine convincing. And even then, I still might be like, no. That stems from your... You've been scarred in the past. I have been scarred in the past.

I could sit you down on a leather couch right now and fucking analyze you on that one. For sure. I have deep-rooted issues as it pertains to relationships. And it makes sense. I mean, you know,

you dated a whore who banged all your friends. Yeah, she sure is. On your birthday. I might see her on Wednesday. You should just bang her again. Yeah.

Be like, this one's for fucking my 18th birthday. Yeah, I think she has a boyfriend. Are you going to go, you're going to go hard Friendsgiving night,

whatever it's called? I don't know if I'm going to go hard. I say that now, I probably will, but like, I think. You're a touch old for that pal yeah i'm old for it um and and last year was like the first year that it turned into like people asking for pictures versus like just seeing friends yeah yeah yeah i feel like last year you came home too and you you just felt a little like i was like that this is it yeah so like i only have plans to go to dinner i don't have plans to like all right like wednesday

night like i'll see you there let's get fucked up you're gonna go to a bar afterwards or something like that i mean kowloon is a bar like i'm gonna go have dinner and like there's like a dinner area and then there's a bar area um so i feel like I'm probably only going to like, I'll get a table, I'll have dinner, and then like I can order drinks in like the dinner area. I don't know that I'll migrate to the bar area. Well, you're up there. Talk to my boy Andy Wong about KC Radio coming to Kowloon because I think we're ready to do a little tour.

Oh, guess what, buddy? We've already got dates. Yeah? We've got dates and time slots. We're ready to do, we're ready to organize, you know, like a six or eight or ten city tour, and I want Kowloon to be on that list. Next summer? No, sooner than that.

I want to try to organize it for early 2020. It's done. I feel like that'll be easy. And they hold like 200? Probably more. Ideally bigger than that, but if it's only whatever Kowloon can hold is what Kowloon can hold. I would imagine they I mean, I ideally bigger than that, but if it's only, you know, whatever Callum can hold is what Callum can hold.

So we got to do it. I would imagine they can hold more than that. Okay. Yeah. I want to do something like ask him if we can do like, you get a ticket and also like a meal and like, you know, it's like a hundred dollar ticket or something.

Then you get like a whole, the whole Calhoun experience. Yeah. I like that. I'm sure that they, we got to do a Casey radio, Calhoun, like crossover shirt.

Oh, buddy. With a K's. Yes. KFC, Kowloon. With a Kowloon K? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can definitely do something like that.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's what I was saying. The moon man has chopsticks in his hands or some shit like that. The only reason why I offered Summertime was because they now have the Tiki Bar. Well, listen. That's brand new as of last summer a it's gonna be a long tour so like it can that can be the summer stop but i

would like to get up to boston sooner or later b we could do it multiple times you could do a we could do a winter spring fall and summer yeah maybe we maybe we just have an exclusive cowlund residency i don't give a fuck yeah i'd like that a lot i gotta do a live section 10 maybe maybe we'll open for you guys sure gotta do a live section 10 maybe we'll open for you guys sure we do a little section 10 KC Radio hybrid

yeah talk a little baseball in the beginning and then we just talk about like coming on fucking drapes and the holiday

in for another hour I would love that Kevin you know what else would love that the fucking audience yeah fucking eat it up

I feel like a KFC radio section 10 crossover that we'd probably be able to sell at Madison Square Garden. I mean, you guys, all it is is just you guys talk about baseball a little bit more. That's the only difference. Seriously, though. We could sell a giant stadium.

Fuck it. 65,000 open air. Let's do it. Did you see what they just opened at Fenway? No. It's like an MGM music hall. It's like attached to Fenway. Okay. Capacity, to Fenway. Okay.

Capacity, 5,000. It just makes you go. It's just one of those things where you're just like. In the heart of Barstool country. Yep. Attached to Fenway, your second home. 5K. I'm not saying we can't sell it out,

but I'm saying we will sell it out.'m saying how many nights do we sell it out oh do we do two in a night, do we do two weekends do we do two shows per night Bruce Springsteen, sell them all out just keep adding on dates Billy Joel at the Garden, KUC Radio section 10 at the MGM at Fenway

how many dates can we do I legitimately think that we could sell that out. I think it would be, it would take some serious work. I mean, I remember selling out the Wilbur was a sweat. How many do they have? 1,100. 5,000, Jared, is for...

It depends on... 5,000 is for, like, we could not sell that out. If it depends on... We could absolutely not sell that out. Like, it would take a Herculean effort and probably like a, like we would have to announce it today and we would have to do it. What's the date right now?

Or the 1126. We would have to do it like November 25th of 2020. We need like a full year of promotion every single day. It's almost, we need to be like $1. The situation that it would have to be perfect for is impossible to plan for because if the Red Sox were in the playoffs, we could sell that out.

But you can't anticipate that. Yeah. I mean, $5,000 is, as I'm trying to... It's ambitious. The word is ambitious. The word about the live tour shit. There are some heavy-duty, seriously funny, experienced

and veteran comedians who have specials and who are rich who do like 3,000 person theaters so we're talking about near double that I mean it's section 10 of Fenway Park we can do 10,000 let's fucking go do you know what the problem

is with MGM being 5,000 it's not 10,000 not enough right so I'm saying what we do here is Do you know what the problem is with MGM being 5,000? It's not 10,000. Not enough. Right. So I'm saying what we do here is... Maybe we open for you. Maybe we go in and they do the concerts at Fenway. Maybe we just do a live Section 10 KSU radio and sell out 40,000 at Fenway. And you know what you do?

All right, here's what happens. You buy a ticket to Fenway Park. Yeah. It's a double bill. It's like Lil Wayne and Blink-182. It's Section 10 in KFC. And do you know who opens up? Tyler O'Day.

Tyler O'Day. We make it for Christmas 2020. Yeah. And Tyler O'Day sings his fucking Christmas dick off. Yeah. I would love that. And then we start talking about, then you come in and start talking about baseball.

And then we all get together and talk about banging hoes. Yup. Hoochies in the whip. Who would not come to that show? With pop punk as the, as the closer. Yes. I mean,

the only question is, do we charge a hundred or 150 per ticket? Think about it this way. Like barstool could legitimately do like a woodstock. Like you get a little, get tyler o'day festival you get tyler o'day singing christmas carols section 10 kfc pmt pop punk and then ron rap battling i have actually like legitimately thought about this before because i'm trying to figure out we're not stand-up comedians i think doing just a straight live podcast is a little bit lame

i wanted to do like a barstool variety hour which really is kind of like a festival like i can see the the poster now with like all the different names on it but the problem is nobody here collaborates with each other and it would never we do yeah that's i mean like you'd have to find the groups of people that actually like work with each other and wouldn't get like well are you opening for me or i'm only who's gonna be top billing and who gets the most time and all that shit i would love to be like a host for the night and it's like let's bring out section 10 and now let's bring out ronan caleb and now let's bring out bob fox talking star wars and like special guest pops in and out but i don't know that would be i mean awesome well you need guests yeah you couldn't just be like all right here's

this podcast and that podcast i mean first of all i think you could by the way I think I just think you could because people love all the like what I'm learning is uh in Philly we tried to do uh like a little bit more like unusual shit we tried to do you know like you know the game show pyramid yeah like we tried to do like a KFC radio like game show trivia thing and it was a little bit like disjointed but I think it's a good idea like needs a little bit of work and we had like marty mush come out and we did like i put up some pictures and and afterwards a lot of people like great show man had a good time but to be honest like we just want to like see you just do your thing and i think a lot of the people who would come to that don't need a guest and don't like we tried with openers before and it's like the crowd is warmed

up and they're ready to laugh and you guys and the opener was fine. Akash was great. Francis was great. I've had multiple guys do it and it's just like, that's cool but we just don't need it. So as much as sometimes you feel the need to be like well we gotta give them something you are the something. As weird as it is, for me I'm always like, you just want to see me? Are you sure?

Are you sure you want to pay money for that? Are you sure? Because I was about to give David Ortiz 15 grand to come to this fucking thing. I mean, it's a weird thought, but it's a true one. Daniel, what do you got on the idea of a Barstool Variety Show? Yeah, you guys were kind of talking about doing a convention or a festival. I know a bunch of these big, blown-up companies, medias for companies, do like Barstcelona connor i don't want to use other companies names but like i've seen a bunch of companies doing that where they'll you know

everyone meets at the javits center on yeah i mean i think that would be awesome yeah there's like complex con and they did francesa con and there's a lot of those and i think that it's like we have the biggest cult following out of all that so why would we not be able to the only thing i think is a little weird is that as much as we have the biggest cult following out of all that so why would we not be able to the only thing i think is a little weird is that as much as we have the cult following i don't know if our people are the type who would like want to do a convention like that's totally fair you know they just like people want to just come and drink and like hang out they don't want to like you know uh do like a panel or some shit like that there are the diehards who would but i think a lot of the people who like they might buy the merch and listen to all the shows and you would think that they would do anything but would do they want to come to like a formal

convention setting i don't know if that's really our style but i think the point the real point is that whatever like we decide to do if we ever did something together like as a company where we all were on the same page i think the sky's the limit that's like when dave kicks around the idea of selling up the garden i laugh but like he'll probably do it he'll probably like find a way maybe not like this year i think he takes it a little too lightly and doesn't think about like the magnitude of that but if he does take it serious and they plan it like for down the road yeah he'll probably be able to do it yeah Yeah. I mean, it's a crazy thought. Is he,

it's, or maybe not sell out because you know, it's a lot, but like, just like the lower bowl. But yeah, Dave could do like 10. If,

if Dave, again, took it a little bit serious, planned it. He thinks that it's just like, he could announce it and sell it out tomorrow. I mean, we've seen bill burn need to come do promotion to sell the final tickets.

And he's the funniest fucking person on the planet. It is no joke to sell out a fucking arena. But if he did take it serious and Dave said, this is a one-time thing. Like if you have been down with Barstool, this is like the culmination of Dave Portnoy come for this one night, people would drive down, people would go.

I mean, it would be, he has enough of a following that if he took it a little bit seriously i think he could do it yeah which is infuriating to someone like me who's i'm dave doesn't give a fuck about this idea whereas i'm like i want this to be the next leg of my career is live touring and i'm like hoping to sell out 500 and dave's like yeah we'll do like the garden we'll do the garden the Madison Square Garden capital g perhaps you've heard of it it's it's uh it's a funny thought that he can just probably snap his fingers and do these things.

What would he do? Well, that's what I mean. He said he wants to do a night with Dave Portnoy's enemies where he just kind of runs through his enemies and he roasts them. And then the second half was a Q&A or something like that with audience involvement. That show would suck. He needs to come up up with like a real, like a real run-up show. Yeah.

And I just don't think he like cares enough to do so. But if he did, if he really like put his like big brain to use and thought about, the problem is he's always like, I don't, he doesn't like stand-up comedy. He doesn't like live. That's why he's like never backed the stuff that we've done

because he's just like, I don't like it. I've always thought it's because he can't like do it yeah but if he you know that's why i'm saying like that's why the variety show is one idea we were trying to come up with trivia and audio visual because it's like we're not stand-up comedians but there's storytelling type of live show and there's interactive types of live show and if you give it some thought that's actually right up our alley because the difference between us and other websites is that we can sell tickets. People come out and see us.

So if you can nail that down, which is what we're doing, doing a fucking live show. Yeah. This is me up. I, I'm still like, I was first few shows was like terribly nervous and sweating.

Second to last show I did. I was like, cool as a cucumber in Philly. I was just pouring with sweat again. Really? We had like an audio visual. cool as a cucumber in Philly. I was just pouring with sweat again. Really? We had like an audio visual, we had a technical problem right away and it just like set me on edge. And then I was like,

I'm not nervous. I'm calm. But once like my body starts sweating and shit, I just couldn't stop. So I'm still waiting to you. You have that like performer gene in you. Whereas I am, I don't.

And I'm like everything I'm doing, basically everything I'm doing basically everything i'm doing in my career after writing yeah doesn't come naturally to me so i have to like overcome it i have to like it's like an uphill battle like writing comes naturally podcasting now comes naturally but like video stuff on stage stuff all of that is like i know that i'm not great at it but i need to do it so i'm just trying to push through it whereas i think you want it and you like the spotlight and it's not a nerves thing it's an opportunity

like you want to be there I would love to be that way I'm just not well here's the thing about that Kevin it kind of goes against my whole mantra is that you can teach that oh really it's a teachable skill

I'm the biggest introvert at this company. Like I, you keep saying that, but I don't think that's true. Anybody who can run that section 10 intro the way you do is not an introvert, but you're not, you, you don't like social. Like you don't like to talk to people. That doesn't mean you're introvert. I don't like hang out with social, but you're like a showman. When, when you turn the light on i can be

but for the other 23 hours and 15 minutes like a true introvert can't even flip the switch you are a showman at heart you just choose when you put it on and off i guess and most of the time it's off but the that's almost more impressive that you can be like all right i'll put on a fucking spectacle right now. Sure. Flip done. Well, so we have,

we have, I can't say too much about it. We have a big show coming up. Like it would be live show. Yes. Like it would be like our super bowl of live shows. Really? Yeah.

When I can't say it would top, it would top our, our playoff live shows that we did. Like, right. Is there a reason for it? Yes. Is it, is it like, It would top our playoff live shows that we did right by the end. Is there a reason for it? Yes. Is it coinciding with a new season?

Is it an anniversary? I can't say too much, Kevin. All I can say is that this will be big. Tickets will be on sale for it? I don't know. I don't know if it's a ticket thing. A bar? I don't know.

I don't know. I guess we'll see. But the crowd reaction expecting a big one oh boy expecting a big one that was the coolest part about doing the live show was like the the crowd knew the words to our fucking ad reads that was uh well nothing the intro we didn't even need to do ad reads we did them to see if people would like do it back yeah like like those people weren't sponsoring that show no no i was just part of your show uh the reason i wanted to do cck with you was

based on that intro when i saw the footage of that whatever show that was yeah i was like that i want to do a show with that that was fucking sick yeah because i didn't know i knew they were like a cult but i didn't know you had it like that where they were all and you can't teach that and all that shit it was like whoa they got something there yeah they uh i mean we we have like two segments where we have fake sponsors for them and people buy merch with the fake sponsors on them what are those uh eddie's goat milk uh sponsors the down on the farm segment and we put out an eddie's goat milk shirt and the down on the farm segment and we put out an eddie's goat milk shirt and people were like rocking it yeah i mean suns out guns out was the greatest social experiment that a podcast has ever seen yeah like so we did uh i think the the sogo merch was our

top seller for for 2019 that's unreal yeah wait no that was like you had like World Series shirts and shit for 2019 okay yeah that's unbelievable yeah just like a Phoenix Suns merch for a Red Sox yeah that is ridiculous Kevin what do you got on a Barstool variety first off god damn

let's go Mono can't stop us now yo my man is out there in the club. He's back at bounce hooking up with chicks again. You can't get Mono twice. Can't get Mono twice, baby. I don't give a fuck, man. That's what they say. Anyway, so a partial variety hour. I think you guys

would crush it. I think you could sell out 5,000 seats easily. I mean, I really appreciate you saying that, and I understand there's a lot of confidence from our fans. I don't think anybody on our level can sell out 5,000 easily. Like, it's just not an easy feat. It's a difficult thing to accomplish for even the most popular

and successful of comedians. So while I think we could do it, I don, I don't think we can like poo poo this. Well, here's the thing. Like you, you brought up Francis and the Wilbur. Francis was, uh,

was very polarizing. You either loved Francis or you thought Francis, you know, or so like, but like we, all right. So we did the Wilbur as well. Like we did the Wilbur,

uh, granted it was like many years ago and Barstool wasn't quite what it was, but that was when Big Cat was a part of our show. It was a pretty well-liked show in Boston and it was a sweat to sell out a thousand twice. Yeah. Like a sweat. I think if I treated it like the Super Bowl

and put tickets on sale like a year in advance and hyped it up incredibly. That's what I mean. Like, so again, just not easy. Like, you can do it, but it's got to be a year-long goal. Like, I'm not putting tickets on sale today to sell out an opening day $5,000 seed.

No, no. It would have to be, you know, a truly monumental effort. And maybe you get it done, but I just don't want to say like easily. No, no, no,

no, no, no, But I appreciate the effort, the, uh, the confidence Kev. That's,

uh, the fact that our fans even think that it's, it's there and, and want to be a part of it, I think is the next step. I mean, we even just doing like, like 300 people being sold out and,

and laughing and like chanting your name and shit, I cannot even imagine when you sell out an arena over and over and over. Like Dane Cook when he was hot and he was selling out arenas that sports teams play at. That was my first exposure

to something like that. When I grew up on stand-up comedy and you'd see like the comedy central specials like they're you know they're like places like the wilbur like clubs and yeah yeah they're either small clubs or like arenas like or not arenas like you know places over and uh when i saw dane cook was doing stand-up at like the fucking garden in like one of the the circulars um yes stage soup at like the fucking garden in like the, the,

the circulars. Um, yes. Stage. So you have like the whole fucking place. There's not even a blacked out section. It's the whole arena, the whole arena.

And he's going around like, like that must be because I think part of what makes stand up funny is like the intimacy of the location and to make an arena laugh is fucking wild. When I saw Bill Burr do it, not only did he have them laughing, he had them laughing the entire time. Even the setups to jokes had people chuckling, and even just the casual conversation. That's where I struggle with my show,

and that's why I've been trying to add bells and whistles because someone was like, just do KFC Radio. And I'm like, like i hear you but if you paid money and came to a comedy club and sat there and then like sometimes on our show there's a 10 minute like interesting discussion and it's not like it's not funny jokes it's just like i'm talking about my family and john's talking about his upbringing are you you really okay and maybe they are maybe that's what we do but i just feel almost uncomfortable being on stage knowing people paid money and we're just like talking but

that's what people want to see i guess i feel like you know when i see these guys when i see my heroes and the comedians i like it's like funny funny funny bam bam laugh laugh laugh and maybe it's not like punch line-y but it's still every moment there's not a wasted word because it's like a routine they've worked on for a year this is a routine i've worked on never i'm just going on the fly right now and so i want to have some things like yeah i love stand-up because you know it is it's just different from a live podcast. But I think we're now in an area where live podcasts, it's such an unexplored territory. You can do whatever you want.

If someone has listened to 300 episodes of KFC Radio, and they're just like, when you're listening to that at home, you're basically putting yourself in the room with you and Fights talking to each other and it's like you know what would be cool if i could actually sit in a room with them doing it like you don't have to be like waka waka here's a one-liner i guess it's like they want to listen to the podcast but like watch you do it and then meet you after like that's what they want it's almost like if we could if we had a studio that had like bleachers i would feel like okay you're coming to watch me do my

podcast it's the fact that i'm in a comedy club that i feel like i need to do what this arena does i mean it's going to be funny like people will laugh right but it's a comedy club because we're just talking about it's a place to get to be able to yeah it's a stage it's a good size for what this is like a comedy club comedy club, but it's just like, you could be doing fucking interpretive dancing up there. You know what we should do? This is what we should do. We should open up a live podcast club

that has, like, the stage is a table like this, and it has seats, and then I would just do the podcast. What capacity would you put in there? We can make it 300. We'll do it like it's a comedy club.

It's not like a theater or an arena. But then it would just be like, I'm doing my show, and behind this glass here is 300 seats. Do you just want me to get you a desk? No, bring a desk to the club. Because it's still a comedy club, and I'll still be like. Do you want me to just not book comedy clubs? There's other venues. It doesn't have to be at the a comedy club, and I'll still be like – Do you want me to just not book comedy clubs? Like, there's other venues.

Like, we just don't have to – it doesn't have to be at the local comedy club. There's – everywhere a band plays, you can perform. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. I guess I'll feel like I'll always be in front of an audience that feels like I'm, like, a stand-up act, even though I'm not. Make me laugh, funny boy! If I had these mics and this fucking control, I'd be like, you're in my arena now, as opposed to I'm going to someone else's arena

when I'm doing the comedy clubs. There are podcasts that invite people to come and watch them, but it's a small group. That's what I'm saying. It's usually for their pay. Maybe for gold or something like that. If this had a bleacher section or something where you could put like 300 people, that would be ideal.

That's what I want. Get on it. Bleachers? I mean, do you want a desk and bleachers? Yeah. That's all right. That's what I want. I want bleachers.

That would be the right vibe. You show up in the bleachers, like a general admission. You see me in like a studio setting and you could do the drinks, the drink cups, the snake cups and everything. It's a whole fucking whole different vibe. I want to hit that. Get off that. Logan, what do you got?

Yo, I've got a suggestion for y'all on y'all's YouTube. Hit me. Y'all need to do like a day in the life of series. So everybody can get like more knowledgeable on who y'all are well uh there's this thing called behind the blog yeah we've done with i've done that a few times and the barstool gold documentary is is basically uh retelling like all of barstool's history so if you sign up go to barstoolgold.com slash kfc behind the blog i need to re revamp i need to re reboot it.

I've done it with Roan. I've done it with Francis. I did it with large. You get to know all those guys for like an hour long sit down. I did two with Francis RIP. I got to do Marty mush next. I got to do Brandon Walker. We got to do the rocket at some point. There's a lot of,

a lot of personalities to do that. Uh, it's, it's just, I got to get around to it. Definitely throw a Marty mission there for sure. I mean, I don't even know, like if an hour, I think I need like 10 hours to get to know mush.

I don't even think that'll be enough. I don't think like, I think if I, if I sat down for an hour with Marty to learn his backstory, I guarantee at the end of 60 minutes, I'd have more questions than I originally started. You'd be like, all right, I'd have more questions. What the fuck did you mean? Right.

Like, and like, what, like, even be like, all right, have more questions. What the fuck did you mean? Right. Like, and like, even just like, why do you have a bird? I just like the weirdest things about Martin Mush. Just like, why, why are any of these things a thing?

You know? Andy had it on that cheap mop too. It's a pretty cheap one. Yeah. It's just, the man is, is a goddamn enigma. But yeah, be on the lookout for more of those, Logan. They're already out there in

some capacity. One more call before we hit our break here. Sam in Atlanta, what do you got on a Barstool show? Hey, so, I don't know if I like the idea of something so commercial, like 5,000 seats, but I was at the live radio for the Super Bowl

in Buckhead, and that was awesome. And it's a good venue. You do it at a bar or a comedy club. You get a couple hundred people, and I think that one worked really well. Well, the thing is, we don't really change our show based on the size. I get what you mean that it feels more commercial, but I don't think we're going to limit it just because it feels a little different for you because we do the same kind of banter and the same kind of talk, whether it's 500 or 5,000. Uh, I tried to add some, some more interaction to it and a little bit more of like an audio visual element. But for the most part, whether we're doing a club, a theater or

an arena, uh, we're flat out too lazy to change it too much. I mean, there's just, there's only a certain, uh, there's a finite amount of work that we're going to be putting in. And there's a finite amount of, uh, there's a limit to our abilities really, to be honest, I think. I mean,

you guys do a great job. I've, I've seen three of your live shows total. Yeah. I mean, like it's like, I don't feel like you should ever walk away from one of those being like, Oh,

do the people get their money's worth? Like you guys probably. Yeah. No. I mean mean and we do the meet and greet afterwards where we meet everybody i mean that's what's the cool thing about our show is when we say like stick around afterwards every single person does right which is pretty flattering and everybody seems to be happy so uh be on the lookout i think i think sometime early 2020 we'll be announcing all the dates uh we're in the process of booking clubs and and blacking out certain dates right now so coming to a city near you hopefully kc radio live and maybe soon a mega a mega show section 10 ksc radio maybe 5 000 maybe 5 million people

venue who knows i would take the 5 million end of the spectrum. You know what we need to do is like when they did that like Live Aid thing, we need to simulcast it across the globe. Yeah. In 160 countries, 5 billion people watching. AIDS isn't real anymore. We got to cure something else. Lupus.

Lupus. Shout out Selena Gomez. We'll be back after the break. Final segment of the week. On a little dog day afternoon.