KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Aliens and Espresso

Episode Date: September 23, 2019

Zah's alien experience from 1994. KFC Radio Live Show recap. The Navy confirms UFOs are real. Area 51 Day. Feitelberg's overdose on espresso martinis. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Casey in for the beginning of the week. Jared in towards the middle. So a whole array of the regular usual suspects. We did topics ranging from the aliens to the Navy, confirming UFOs to talking about Zah's alien invasion. If you didn't know about it in 1994, Zah and 61 of his classmates in Africa witnessed what I believe is the largest alien witnessing of all time.

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Ready to rock, Zy? Oh, yeah. Let's go. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. How you doing, Kev? I'm feeling good, man. Kevin.

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back. Welcome back.

Welcome back. Welcome. stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been bad.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club, they're getting wild for me. And all the pretty chicks all want to smile at me. Let's go. It's your boy KFC, a.k.a. the King of the Couch, a.k.a. the Slayer of Serbians on a Friday afternoon. Solo Dolo taking you to 3 o'clock today. Trying to get you to the weekend. Jared and Casey have already

started theirs. Casey's on the private jet down to, where are they? Out to Wisconsin to do the college football show. I'm sure Jared is just limping to the finish line. That is the end of baseball season. You can put him out of his misery soon. The Yankees clinched the AL East last night.

Puke everywhere. We've got a lot more to talk about. Football, baseball, a lot cooking. But today is Area 51 day, which took the internet by storm like a couple months ago. And now, I mean, did people even know what was going on today? This was the big like storm area 51 raid area 51 find proof for the aliens. And now it's still early out in Nevada. I'll give them that. But everything I'm reading said that like 75 people ended up showing up. This was our chance. This was going to be the

big to do. We were going to go out there and like find the aliens, find the proof, fuck the government. And none of it happened. Now, if you're an alien, between the U.S. Navy basically declaring that UFOs exist, we did an hour and a half on that yesterday, and between the American people talking all that shit about storming Area 51 and the truth is out there and whatnot. If aliens had any sense for the moment, any single dramatic bone in their body, they'd flex on us right now, right? Right now would be the moment to like, let's have another quote unquote crash landing or some sparks and fireworks in the sky.

Maybe just flat out show up. Today would be the day to do your Independence Day. Pull up. Pull up, aliens. Pull up over the Empire State Building. Open up the hole. Blast somebody with a beam. At least abduct somebody.

At least come back for my man, Zah. Right? Zah's still waiting. You ain't get Zah. I'm Right? Za's still waiting. You ain't get Za. I'm here. He's still here. You came. You're like a coward in the fields of Africa.

You didn't even take Za. And I would have loved to go, too. I bet. Oh, yeah. If aliens came down right now, and let's say they were just like straight up kind of normal. Let's say they were peaceful. Let's say they, for whatever reason, let's say they've earned your trust. They're not, they're not violent.

They don't seem like they're going to probe you. They're not going to fuck with you at all. They're just like regular, normal looking people, super fucking advanced from a light year away. And they roll up and they're like, yo, come with us. You can come back with us. We do. We're not going to probe you. We're not going to fuck with you, but we would like to learn about you. We would like to know more about the human species and the planet earth. We got to take somebody with us. You got to go right now though. You got to give up your family, your friends. You can't talk to anybody. You can't tell anybody, but like you're going to live like this fucking alien king they've got all the technology everything you've ever wanted they've they've they've achieved some level of fucking nirvana where you're gonna understand you're gonna become the smartest man in the world in their world in

the universe maybe you're gonna unlock all the secrets you're gonna know everything you've ever wanted to know about our planet and our people, but you got to go right now. Would you do it? Absolutely. Would you really? I'm fascinated. I've always been fascinated. If they just guarantee me my safety,

I've always been fascinated by aliens. I want to see, I want to see how I, I, the only thing that always fucks me with these hypotheticals these days, my goddamn kids. Like, I can't leave. If I,

if I didn't have kids, especially right now, bro, bro right now what more do i have on the human life what what more do i have right here you saw the fucking uh the video the gif we put out yesterday with the public disgrace video i put out i need to start fresh and what better way to start fresh than in an alien galaxy i said it on on KFC radio a couple of weeks ago. I have the least desirable identity on the planet. Identity thieves, they roll up, they steal my shit. They would give it back. The Nigerian princes, they would email me. They would scam me successfully. I could send them my social security. I could send them all my information. They do a quick Google search.

They'd see who I was and they'd be like, nah, we're all set with that identity. So I need, I need, I always joked around that I needed Walter White's vacuum repair man. Remember in Breaking Bad when he needs to just disappear and he calls the vacuum repair man, gets a whole new set, bounces up and lives in like the sticks of New Hampshire, right? I always said that's what I needed. Maybe one step further than that, aliens. So kids notwithstanding, I'm going to toss out Shea and Keegan, which I might physically literally do. I'll tell you about that in a minute. But if they weren't around, I think I'm going to.

I do really like my family because part of me, actually, I guess I'm kind of hypocritical because I usually say I wouldn't even move to San Diego. I'm always like, I fucking hate New York. And people are like, well, why don't you just move? And I'm always like, well, I don't know. My friends and family are here. So now I'm going to bounce to a whole new galaxy. I mean, but listen, San Diego is nice.

A whole new galaxy with all sorts of like knowledge and wonders and whole new species to what if their women are sexy, Zaha? What if all the aliens, what if all the aliens like fat ass white girls for you, Zaha? Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Take me. Take me right now. Right now. Let's do it.

Let's ride. I'll tell you what, though. There might be something there. Because let's say if aliens did roll up and let's assume stupidly that it's the first time they've ever been here and they saw a bunch of humans, but then saw you like you, you're the one that stands out. They'd be like,

this one's we're going to take the special one with us. Absolutely. You might be the first one to go down too. Yeah. And then that would be great too. Cause then, then if they did need to learn about humans and you, you pop up in that spaceship,

you could spin a story like you want. You big, tall people, fuck them. The short ones are the ones who run shit on earth. Yeah. I, uh,

we missed you yesterday on a deep aliens discussion and, uh, which sucks because you are the foremost authority, not just here at Barstool sports, but honestly for all of the human race, you are in the topstool Sports, but honestly, for all the human race, you are in the top oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, one percent.

That we're lucky enough to see him. I mean, enough to see him, which, yeah. For those who don't know, what was like the name of that event? Yeah, so I was sorry, I was out yesterday chasing around Mike. You were with a couple of other aliens. The Portnoy family are fucking aliens.

That's a story for another day. But anyway, it was back in 1994 at an elementary school called Ariel School. That's where I went to in Rua. So Ariel is A-R-I-E-L. School in Rua. If you look up UFO Ariel School Rua, there's a lot of YouTube documentaries you can read up on it. Dude, it's crazy. It's covered in all that.

Remembering Zimbabwe's great alien invasion. Yep. Like this is, this is, Brendan, Brandon Walker said yesterday on the rundown, something happened March 1994. Uh-huh. And he was like, I don't know what it was, but I think it was aliens. And you see all these, these like you said these specials and documentaries seems like everybody you know not everybody but a lot of people have a story about an invasion or an abduction or a bright light or whatever not many of them are covered

the way this was like there are like you said documentaries and stories written about this event from 1994. Also, by the way, same fucking year as Brandon Walker. So maybe they were cooking some shit up in 1994. So this one in particular, because a lot of people saw it. I guess at that time, Ariel, I'm guessing at recess, probably 100 to 200 kids. I don't know. You could look up the exact number.

But there was like 100 people that saw it, and we were isolated. So it just so happened that it was kids between the age range from about, I guess, nursery school. This says 6 to 12. Yeah, nursery school all the way to the top of elementary school. And it was during recess. The kids got to see it. The teachers were in a meeting, unfortunately, Right. Which is what makes, you know, it made it a little bit difficult. But when you've got 60 different kids that you isolate, or however many kids you isolate.

Yeah, no, you're right. It's at 62 kids between the ages of six and 12. You isolate them. You ask them to draw what they saw in isolation, and they all come up with the same fucking thing. They all come up with the same thing! You have a story. It's fucking aliens, dude. And that actually, has there not been a movie about this?

Like you said documentaries, but there needs to be like a, I don't know about a movie. Like I need Spielberg to do this shit. You know what I mean? Because it really is like, it kind of, it feels like a script in the sense that it's like, it's kids. There's always in horror movies and like shit like this. It's always kids because they're innocent.

They're not corrupted. They don't know better. They don't know what they're thinking. They don't realize what they're seeing. The teachers and the adults are all nowhere to be found. A hundred kids are on the fucking field. I mean, it would be a fascinating story to portray. If he could hunt down all 62 of those kids and actually get them to tell the story.

Bro, right now, the movie is just called the movie? The movie is just called The 62. And it opens up. It's a black screen. They're playing some of that X-Files music that you just played and it just starts with text on the screen. And it says, in 1994, 62 African children were witness to the

most large scale witnessed alien invasion ever. 62 African children witnessed extraterrestrials come down in an African field. The events you're about to see are based on a true story. The 62.

Woo! Dude. You're telling me that's not a summer blockbuster? It's an alien movie, but it's based on factual events? Oscar- 62. Woo! Dude. You're telling me that's not a summer blockbuster? It's an alien movie, but it's based on factual events? Oscar worthy. Woo, buddy! And then fast forward, like, two weeks later, I got, like, Harvard professors descending from left, right, and center. I bet.

You know, getting research. So what did you, like, how much did you, like, talk to all them? So I was in nursery school. They interviewed the kids that were part of the elementary school. Okay. They interviewed the kids. Oh, okay. So it's kind of like how you guys do the whole, I think you do elementaries and middle schools on the same campus kind of deal.

I was still in nursery school at that aerial thing. Got it. I wish, man, if you were just a little bit older and you were like the center of this shit. Yeah. But it happened during our recess. And I mean, it was incredible. The 62. It was wild.

So what exactly did you witness? So they landed. We ran towards the fence. So they landed, I think I would say probably like 100 or 200 meters away from the fence. All the kids were up against the fence just fucking looking at the thing. They kind of walked around and just left, got back in and left. Bright lights.

It was very bright and all that. What kind of, like, did you see, like, the shape of the ship? It was bright. It was like a bright, circular light and all that. So this says here, 62 kids between the ages of 6 and 12 saw the aliens land and get out of their little ships. When the kids returned to class,

they were completely freaked out and couldn't stop nattering about little men who looked a bit like Michael Jackson. Yeah. The rugby ball. What a ricochet shot to MJ. The teachers told him to shut up as the teachers won't do. And the class has proceeded. But the next day,

the school received a bunch of class, a bunch of calls from parents wanting to know why their kids were spooked. So, I mean, dude, when all these kids are separate and they're given the same account and they're drawing the same pictures, it's the real fucking deal. Yeah, but why would you believe like a 62? I know, and that's why the movie is the 62. That's why it's fucking brilliant. Because it would be, the first half of the movie would be the parents of the teachers being like, these are just crazy old kids. And then there's like one person who fucking believes in them and talks about it and figures it all out.

I mean, Zah, we need to capitalize more on this. That is true. If you've even got to lie about it, so be it. Just start fucking cooking up some more details. Start cooking up, you know? No, but that movie does need to come out. That would be incredible. The 62s in 1994-62

African children aged 6 to 12 witnessed the largest alien invasion in humanity, in humankind. God. I'd tune into that shit right fucking now. Sam from Texas, what do you got on the aliens? And my man Zod being one of the very few humans on the planet Earth to ever see aliens. Hey, first of all, Casey, that was a phenomenal little intro to that movie.

I would 100% watch that shit. Hell yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I got to give that a team. But in regards to going to live and, you know, figure out all the world's mysteries, hell no on that deal. No?

I'm going to live on my small-ass earth, and, dude, I'd rather believe the earth is flat than figure out all the shit that's going on. You know what I mean? I mean, yeah, I was going to say, there is something to the idea of ignorance is bliss. Now, let me ask you this. What if you could come back?

What if you got to go, you got to give up like 10 years, 15 years, it's a decent amount of time, but then you could come back with all your knowledge and shit? Dude, I feel like that might make it worse, to be honest, because then you know what's going on and all these dumbasses that you're living with have no clue.

No, but that's where you've got to be the guy who's schooling us. You've got to get on the TV circuit and be like, I've seen the truth. I know what's out there. And you've got to convince people that you're not a crazy person. Yeah, I could see that, too. I could probably capitalize on that a little bit. But that's what that Bob Lazar fella did, too. look at that i know i know that that is that is a good example of uh you know the government comes for you real fucking quick as soon as you start

messing around with this kind of shit but thanks for the call i think that if you truly truly truly knew and came back with all the knowledge and you play your cards right you might be more powerful in the government you know what I mean? I'm going to press pause right for a second on this alien talk and everything else we can get into today. Is this Rich Kelleher on the phone? I believe so. Is this the guy who's in the whole Minahan world right now?

Yeah, he said he tweeted about you, about some hot dog contest or something. I did not know what he was talking about. All right, let's take this call. So Kirk Minahan, the Minahan show. I actually, I'm just going to talk. Is this Kelleher? Yeah. Honest to God. It is. Okay. Okay. So give me a brief, uh, I know that there's some hot dog eating contest. I know Steve Robinson said he like won it.

I think that there's some dispute whether it was real. And then we see he came in he came in second okay and then today we see what is maybe the most depressing picture I've ever seen in my entire life Kirk Minahan a one-time titan of the radio industry standing with his head down uh with his arms around a dude dressed in a fucking hot dog mascot and I so I just where where do you come into this picture and give me like the details I'm missing on this story? Oh, yeah. Well, actually, Kirk asked if I could, you know, get in the middle and take a picture with him in blind mind. Oh, okay.

He just doesn't want to, you know, let that, he doesn't want to let that on. Okay. How I came into the picture, I'm not really sure yet. I've just kind of been thrown into this. There was a dispute over a- But wait, wait, wait. Who are you in general

you're just a minute fan or are you like on the show sometimes i just i hear the name kelleher but i don't know what your what your involvement is well you know kevin that means a lot i've been a fan for you since like 2009 so let me say that first of all thanks dude first time long time you know all that i think you're great really happy to for your success. Thank you, man. You're a great solo, by the way. Thank you. Now, I kind of started, I answered a Reddit DM for someone talking about the show and looking for Instagram ideas. The guy that was running the account, his name's Dave Cullinane. Got it.

He's a good guy. And then him and I were going back and forth and I have a little bit of marketing experience and I became kind of his like pseudo assistant. Okay. So you're doing, you're doing like social media for the Minifan show. Okay. Yeah. And then, you know, some would say that I tried to, I kind of stabbed him in the back and power played him so I could get on the show. But I don't say that. Let me, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something i've learned in my 34 years here on this planet if someone is talking if someone is telling a story and they start off

with some may say yada yada yada that's what fucking happened okay that's exactly what happened you backstab that dude and you know what i appreciate the power play but you got a cop to it just own up to it kevin nope some would say that I haven't said that yet. But listen, I just wanted. Kevin. Kevin. So what happened was I said from the beginning, I don't want my name attributed. I don't want to be a guy. I just wanted to help out with the show.

It means a lot to me. Kirk means a lot to me. The whole thing, you know, there's a little bit of a sobriety story that I think, you know, I can attribute that Kirk has helped me through a lot. So I never met him. I didn't want to meet him. You say you don't meet your heroes. Well, Kirk Manahan met his hero and his name's Rich Keller. And we're like best friends. He just doesn't really know it yet. You said we're best friends. Would you say you're like, uh, one of these, like King, are you King of the minute fans? You and MHC? No. No, I'm not.

MHC does not like me. I went on his show, and they made fun of me. They were mean to me. They do not like me. And the minifans don't like me because now Kirk says he likes me. And the only reason why Kirk said he likes me was to piss off Cullinane when they found out I was running the Instagram. They said it was the best Instagram ever or the best content ever. I just texted Kirk. I said, Kelleher's on the line now. What do you think he responded with?

Who? I just texted Kirk right now. I said, Kelleher's on the line. What do you think he responded with? Jesus Christ. Close. He said, Oh God. Well, yeah, that's, that's the other thing too, Kevin is, is in like, since I went on the show like 10 days ago, Cullinane was trying so hard to get deals. I've reached out to like 70 businesses and I've gotten amazing feedback. And I just said to Kirk today during the hot dog, and we can get there. Sorry, sometimes I ramble. Yeah, let's get to the hot dog contest. Well, no, right now I'm trying to power play Kirk, allegedly. That I want to be part of the, he wants me to be part of the world, but he's playing coy right now.

And Zah, if you had any instincts, you'd get Kirk Minahan on the phone, by the way. I tried. He's fucking golfing right now. He's a fucking, what does that guy even do here? He talks to the mic for like an hour a day and that's it he invited me to to play but i had to decline i don't feel too well because of the hot dogs but what happened at the hot dog contest it was the most disgusting like it was awful it was they were microwaved hot dogs they were red which is like a cool thing in Maine, I guess. But like I met someone who was also part of the show is a team teller guy.

And now we're friends. We're actually thinking of doing a podcast together, which I'm looking forward now that we're friends. Let me just ask you this. What was Kirk Minahan's, like, what was his mood as he realized he was sitting at a fucking bootleg hot dog eating contest in Maine in the middle of September, surrounded by a bunch of misfits like yourself, when he once was getting 15 ratings in the great city of Boston? Well, I mean, let's be honest. Kirk did 12. He didn't do 15. Like, he never,irk never touched 15 he would have liked to touch 15 but kirk never touched 15 so and you know you know

kevin i gotta be honest i don't really know what he does either he talks about like you know someone couldn't do two hours of radio each day and 10 hours of content. And, you know, maybe he's right. You know, I know that maybe caller daddy would kind of run out of some, some material after like the 60th show in a row talking about eating ass. But, you know, Kirk does 10 hours a week and that's a lot. All right. You know, he doesn't do anything else. I've already heard enough of the Kelleher experience. Well done. Hey, wait, keep eating your hot dogs. Wait, can you do me a favor?

Yeah, what do you want? Can you start promoting the Kirk Minahan Instagram? Because if you do that, then I can prove to Kirk that I have value. So if you can start promoting it and be like the champion, yeah, I'm going to be your guy. All right. Maybe I'll do that. I'll think on it. Okay. I mean, literally, you're talking to a your guy. All right. Maybe I'll do that. I'll think on it, okay?

I mean, literally, you're talking to a stoolie that's been following you since 08. All right. I'll think about it. I'm leaning towards yes. Put it that way. And MHB does not like me. Okay. That's good. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Okay. That's what I'm saying, Kevin. Maybe I'm Team Kelleher.

I'll give it some thought. I appreciate the call, man. All right. Take care. I'll tell you something, man. The Kirk Minahan world. It's a fucking fiasco. I don't even bother to understand it. Honestly, I feel like I feel like Charlie in Always Sunny, Pepe Silvia. I got the fucking I got the bulletin board with the wires and the yarns connecting everything.

I'm drawn on the glass like a beautiful mind trying to figure out who all these fucking weirdos are. I don't know why. I mean, I do know why. I don't know why I'm getting so deep into the world. I have been listening to the Minahan podcast because I do think that Minahan is a rare talent. I was a Craig Carton guy growing up. I think he's a little bit like him in the sense that they all just shoot it straight. Well, I mean, as much as Carton did shoot it straight, I appreciate that candor.

So I've been listening, but goddamn, every fucking episode is another creature, another misfit, another complete fucking, you know, derelict of society who should be institutionalized. And I guess that makes sense. It all starts from the top and Minahan himself should be institutionalized. So of course, all of his minions and his followers and his lackeys and his henchmen are all going to be just as fucking crazy. But he was running his mouth yesterday,

Kirk or two days ago. I don't know what it was because we disagreed with him on that SNL dude getting fired. He's like, what are these guys even do? They don't even know his name. They don fired. He's like, what do these guys even do? They don't even know his name. They don't even know the story. What do these guys even do?

Says the guy with one fucking podcast. He talks for like an hour a day. Get out of my face, Kirk. I'll tell you what I do. I do all the things that make enough money to pay your salary since you're completely unemployable everywhere else. Okay. While you're golfing at one 30 on a fucking weekday. Oh, I'm on. I just, he told me I just, uh, hit a big par on four. else, okay? While you're golfing at 1.30 on a fucking weekday. Oh, I'm on,

I just, he told me I just hit a big par on four. Oh, okay. Mr. Fucking, Mr. Fucking radio over here in the middle of the goddamn week, golfing. What do you do here, Minahan? Besides go to hot dog eating contests and golf in the middle of the fucking workday. Hanging out with blind Mike and a bunch of other fucking weirdos up in Maine. Maine is a weird place. Let's call it spade to spade. Maine is not where normal people come from. That's where the aliens are.

They come down to Maine. They're like, look at this. There's not a fucking thing going on over here except that weird hot dog eating contest over there. We're going to like, you know, set up shop. That's Francis Zinn, right? Yep, there you go. There you go. There you go.

I don't know a single normal person from Maine. The only other person, the only other person I came in close proximity to in Maine was a chick who blew gas in the hotel room when we went there for the tobogganing. And if you blow gas, you're a fucking alien too. So Maine's like, Oh, for three over four, as far as normal humans, as far as I'm concerned, that whole tobogganing experience, what the fuck was that? Maine is at the bottom of the list. It's like Mississippi and Maine, the bottom of the list for the union, man.

The aliens, anyway, back to Zaha. We got to make you money. We got to get you rich. We got to get you to star in the 62. Like when, you know, that would be like a nice touch where let's say like, uh, one of the school teachers,

maybe, maybe not a, a, a major role. I'm not sure if you got the acting chops, although I've seen some flashes of greatness from you, but maybe like a cameo or a bit role is a teacher. And then at the end of the credits,

uh, you know, they do a little, they do some more words up on the screen and they do a little scroll and they let you know a little easter egg for you yeah i actually i actually saw one of them uh i actually saw one of my teachers uh back when i when i went last time really did you guys talk about it at all i would talk about i would talk about this every fucking day of my life every single person i meet it's a great deal how much how much do you talk about it because i I think it's a great cocktail party story.

So when I meet new people and all that. So I mean, apart from before I came here, before I moved here for college in 2010, I don't think I had spoken about it for like, what, 10, 15 years or so? It's when I came to college that I keep having to tell my friends.

You gotta like dazzle these white people with a story. Oh yeah. Have you ever gotten, have you ever gotten laid because of it? Oh yeah, oh yeah.

The thing is, it's fascinating and you think I'm bullshitting and then there's factual evidence to back it up on the internet so you don't want to believe it but you actually see the fucking evidence

and so right there is all I need and I have you all night. When you can tell her, like go ahead, Google it. Oh yeah. Google it,

1994, Zimbabwe, blah, blah, blah. Like oh, it checks out, I show it, hey, you want Google it. 1994, Zimbabwe, blah, blah, blah. They're like, oh, it checks out. I show it. Hey, you want to see my ID? And not only now is he captivating, he's compelling, he's interesting, he's telling me the truth. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to fuck this guy. Easy money. That's how you do it. I mean, that's all it takes with the white girls, right? Oh, yeah. Alien abduction getting you laid is, that's that's some special shit you know what i mean it's interesting you say that because everybody now like you tell a story everybody pops up a phone pops out a phone and they can fact check right what did you like back in the day you just

had to take people out for their word right that they were and if you were a pretty good storyteller you probably could do people left and fucking right. The thing is, back in the day, I was still in Zimbabwe, and that was a huge— So everybody knew it. No one in Zimbabwe contested because it was big. It was very covered. It was all over the newspapers. What do you think happens if this happens in America? Do you think it's like a bigger story?

I feel like the media in America takes hold of this a lot bigger. The media space here is so polarizing, so this shit will be spun differently by the Alex Joneses and whoever's on the other extreme and all that. Yeah, I feel like it happens in a place like Zimbabwe, and the stupid Western world is just kind of like, well, I don't know. Whatever. It's Zimbabwe. Rather than being like, well, it doesn't matter that it's Zimbabwe. It's Earth versus the rest of the fucking galaxy here. Actually, I'll be fascinated, too.

Because look at that. The whole, look at what's happening with this Navy shit. Right. Where people were, I mean, the Navy saying that they saw it, then there's idiots like us just saying, no, it didn't happen. Based off what? That's what we were talking about.

Based off what? Yeah. Yesterday, we were saying, like, the now they didn't confirm alien life they didn't find any life forms they don't know who was driving those things but just the the mere headline u.s navy confirms ufos are real that was the fucking headline and people were kind of like oh okay which i'm like what What are you talking about? Tell that to the people in Roswell, New Mexico, who like, you know, it was like the biggest thing ever in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 1000s.

And we were just today like, oh, okay. Well, makes sense. I don't know. I don't know why. It's like, it's almost, maybe it's kind of like, you know, in the movies when they say, like in Hollywood scripts, it's better when the couple isn't together.

It's better when the guy's always chasing the girl. It's like Ross chasing fucking whatever in Friends. And then when they get together, it's kind of like, oh, the drama's gone. It's always better, but when you don't know or you don't achieve or did they win or did he get the girl? Maybe we've been talking about aliens for so long that we don't want the proof. Maybe subconsciously we don't want the proof maybe subconsciously

we don't like like no everyone's the fun because if they're just like yeah they're out there then what then what do we do if if if they came out and just said aliens are definitive definitively real we don't know where they are and we can't get to them uh but you know maybe they'll show up again we don't know and this place loves conspiracy Right. And then we would just be like, well, okay, fuck. You know, we were even saying that it would be kind of like the, the downfall of religion, but this guy called up and made a great point. He was like, you know, when, uh, when the Bible, when people were believing in the Bible,

they didn't know about giant squids and all other sorts of weird life forms. And when, uh, when, when that came about, they were just like, oh, God invented that too. So they were just like, God invented aliens also. And then we'd be like, what? We'd just have our dick in our hands just babbling about little green men. Maybe, maybe I just unlocked it. Maybe subconsciously we don't want to know the truth.

Maybe not everybody's like Agent Mulder, Agent Scully. They don't want to know that the truth is out there. They want it to be a mystery because a mystery is more fun. It's a mystery, but it's coming up after the break on the Kevin Clancy Show on Power 85. I'm an illegal alien I'm an Englishman in New York

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You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man. Is this Kevin? What's up everybody? Happy Thursday. CCK here. I don't know where Kevin is right now. So it's just me and John Feidelberg kicking back, hanging out.

How's it going? Whatever. It's just whatever? Yeah. Oh, there Kevin is. Same old shit. How you doing, Kevin? Same old shit. How you doing, Kevin? Same old shit.

Are you sad today, John? Am I sad? I'm never sad. John's always sad. Sad boy was his fucking nickname, right? Yeah, that was your nickname. I love that he said, I'm never sad, and he immediately like, John's always sad. Well, I was saying it sarcastically, of course.

And it wasn't a nickname. It was just some kid came up to me. I think he was in the street or something. I forget. And he listens to KFC radio with his girlfriend, but she doesn't really know it that well. She just says she likes the sad boy. Last night I was talking to this guy and this girl,

and he pulled me over and he was – not aside. He pulled me over to them too and was like – so we listen all the time. And like I'm telling her that it's all like part of the act and part of your content. But like she's really nervous about you. She's really worried. And she was like, yeah, I'm worried. Is everything okay? And I was like, we're fine.

She was like, is everything okay? I was like, I said we're fine. I didn't say everything's okay. I, we're fine. She was like, is everything okay? I was like, I said, we're fine. I didn't say everything's okay. Also, we're fine. It's not an act. No, it's,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like everything else. It's exaggerated. Right. Exactly.

It's trumped up. Yeah. But, uh, you know, uh, I'm fucking tired of shit. I can see it in your face.

I'm so tired, bro. That the, uh, I woke up at eight 30 this morning. Oh, I was like, I wanted to sleep in.

I just watched like five episodes of Seinfeld and came into work. We did a full meet and greet afterwards at Caroline's, which is a lot of people for like the comedy club bar. And once the meet and greet was like done, once like I had talked to everybody and taken all the pictures and I realized everyone was like set, I was standing by the stairs and I like looked and and I saw you guys in the back left corner. And I saw the people I'd have to go through to get there.

And I was looking at the door, looking at you, looking at the door. And I was like, I reached hard. It was like the service down there is bad. Eventually a text came through. It was like, yo, I snuck out. Son of a bitch. Oh, yeah. There's no service down there. I know. You're in like a pit down there is bad. Eventually a text came through. It was like, yo, I snuck out. Son of a bitch. Oh, yeah. There's no service down there.

I know. You're in like a pit down there. It's like a cave. But another good one in the books. I think it was our best one. I do too. Very funny. Somebody told me that the content was better last time, but the flow of the show was better

this time. So maybe that's something. I like the honest feedback. There's been three shows so far and everybody's kind of, some people like the first one, second time, so maybe that's something. I like the honest feedback. There's been three shows so far, and everybody's kind of – some people like the first one, second one, third one. I am just proud to announce I didn't sweat. Yeah. You weren't that bad.

There was one time where you wiped yourself with a napkin during – Well, I'm going to sweat a little bit. It was during – I think when the lights went down. You were real professional about it. I waited. You waited so nobody could see it? I knew at least that the most attention was on the TVs and on the projector at that moment, and I just gave a little dab.

But, I mean, leading up to it, I was always... Am I doing the show with Kevin Hart? He's like a towel on stage. He'll wipe his whole face off. Zah back there. Zah goes out with a fucking... Zah brings a towel. A whole towel.

A whole-ass towel whenever he goes out. No, Zah's out on a field trip with Linda and Mike Portnoy right now. What the fuck? I saw it on Twitter. They're like on some tourist bus. Classic. But as somebody who's been to all three of them, I think they've all three been great.

Last night, you could tell you guys were like, there was no lull at all. Just kept flowing. Not that there has been before, but it was just like the flow. I personally think the first one's my favorite. I don't know what it was. That first one, it's just everything.

The content was, well, the bagel boss fell in our lap, and there was a lot of great moments. But I will say this. I think the biggest, funniest moment of all three so far was last night, the monographic that we did. It was incredible. I'll tweet it out right now. And, Brent, can you retweet it from Barstool Radio?

And the internet. Have you seen that there's, like, generators now? You can make it say whatever you want? No. So, like, somebody sent me one. I'm assuming because multiple people sent me different ones. So I'm assuming there's – unless they're all Photoshopping. There must be some sort of generator out there. It said – remember that yesterday the guy in the wheelchair rolled over my fear of gods?

So, like, he put that on there. Oh, yeah. Some bum ruined his sneakers out indefinitely. Bum ruined his sneakers. So everyone was making fun of the package that Sunday Night Football ran where Sam Darnold is like posing and doing the point. And it just said out indefinitely mononucleosis. Usually you're putting like your career accolades or you won the Super Bowl or whatever. And you're pointing at the camera all tough.

This time it said mono. So me and John made our own. And, you know, what would we be out indefinitely for? And mine was public disgrace. And John's was clinical depression. And I'll tweet it out right now. It was, I mean, well, the best part is it seems like it's a picture and then it's like it's still for a while and people laughed and then I start to move and they realize

it's a video and it like really popped. So the picture that I took of you guys that I have on my Instagram story, it's like the moment that it was unveiled and you both are just looking up at the projector, just smiling from ear to ear, just so happy. And then right above you, it's like kevin clancy public disgrace it's just a perfect just still shot of that kind of show that you guys do it's great i think the first one was my favorite just i'd never seen you guys do it before i do content with you guys every day so to me it was just like something new but i think every single show the audience has been very engaged and laughing and very happy so

all three of them have been a hit. There's multiple groups that have been there for the second time, and some people came all three. By the way. Gotta be a weirdo. I don't think I did that. They're normal, though. That pack of girls, they seem normal. They can't be if they went to three straight gigs.

And they were like, we'll see you at four. One of the girls has acid reflux. That's not normal. Chicks don't get acid reflux. I did not think girls got acid reflux. If they're living in New York, why would they not be normal? It's like once a month. It'd be different if you guys were doing it like every week.

It was like weekly, I guess. Once a month, eh? Yeah, I guess enough time's gone by that they're ready for more stupidity. Yeah. By the way, I didn't think I told you this after the show. When you ask if anybody had an STD, there was a guy like sitting by the front to just raise his hand, but took it down so fast because I think he realized that nobody else was. Bro, there was a guy sitting by the front to just raise his hand but took it down so fast because I think he realized nobody else was.

Bro, it was a joke. We didn't expect anybody to actually raise their hand. I was scared someone would raise their hand. I'm going to need everyone to not raise their hand on this. Does anyone have an STD? When he did it, Marty and I both noticed it and he pulled it down really fast and I asked Marty, I said, he raised his hand, right? I didn't just make that up.

He was like, oh he did and he realized how bad of a decision that was so how about this how about this so this guy comes up to me I just didn't say this guy this kid dainty handwriting that guy

came up to me him and his pack of bros like six of them they approached me like a fucking pack of animals and they said they are how weird is this to describe how old you

are so we're three three years removed from high school so I'm sitting there like One two three Okay weirdo Like you're in college Yeah right So that's a lot better

21 Like give me your age Give me your year Don't give me Don't make me do math He goes alright so I'm Jewish And all my friends here are Jewish

We went to a Jewish high school These guys are like Jews And he's like I'm talking I had this friend And she was like a Hasidic Jew She's like hardcore And she So, I had this friend and she was like a Hasidic Jew. She's like hardcore. And she, so she's not allowed to touch men.

And she's not allowed to hook up. And so she told me, and she, you know, you're not allowed to, you're not supposed to, but she, I guess she has in the past. But she told me that she had not hooked up with a guy for over a year. She had been like completely celibate. And that she wanted to hook up. She's like, can I come come over and he was like okay yeah this is great like i don't know this girl's gonna like unleash on me you know so they hook up i don't even know you know whatever they do whatever he goes back to his boys and talks

about it and he his friends are like uh she told me the same thing uh she told me the same thing told me the same thing told me six of his friends all got this same spiel and i'm like oh wow i'm thinking that's like kind of the story and then he's and mind you he asked me like what should i do so that's like the story that's the question and then he goes so after that my tongue my mouth just breaks out in sores no and i'm like oh yikes and at this point being the comedian I am I like stepped away from him I was like okay dude great story and I'm looking at him and he's like yeah it was crazy

so what do I do what do you think happened and I was like what do you mean what I think happened I think you got burned bro I think a girl lied to you and she's a slut and she gave you an STD and he was like yeah okay I was like. I, I think you got burned, bro. I think a girl lied to you and she's a slut and she gave you an STD. And he was like, yeah.

Okay. I was like, yeah. I mean, I was asking if you should go see a doctor for the sores. And I guess so. I mean, I don't know what I was.

I thought it was going to be like, you know, the end of the story, like, should I break up with her? Or should I see her again? Like, like that's usually what people are asking me.

He unfolds the story. It's just a girl that lied, hooked up with him. And he got an STD afterwards. I was like, I think, okay, here's what I can tell you. You need to pick different girls.

Like, there you go. That would be my advice in this situation. What the fuck am I supposed to say to that? Why? If he's 21 years old, he's old enough to know exactly what it was. Why would he be asking you? It's also like you just told me this whole story. You know it.

You know the answer. She hooked up with other guys. She lied to you. Now you have this. You have herpes. You've seen this movie. You're just asking for someone to give you a synopsis. He said it was like canker sores.

I was like, that was probably just like, you're probably lessening it, saying it was like a sore on the inside, not like the outside. I'm like, you probably just got herpes, bro. I think I might have just bit my cheek when I was eating a chicken sandwich. I think you ate the wrong pussy, bro. That's what I think it is. That pussy was burning, dude. Can you imagine that guy sitting all day

and she's like you know what I can't wait to ask Kevin Clancy what I should do about these sores in my mouth I'll tell you

what you should do is never fucking tell this story again pretend this shit never fucking happened what were his buddies doing the whole time they were all just

kind of like yeah you right yeah yeah he did it was something man that is weird it was something and that the crew of girls

um with from the leopard print yeah did you talk to them at all a little bit yeah they're exactly what what yeah oh yeah yeah there was a crew of girls sitting front row uh one had like cheetah a cheetah jacket on the other had leopard pants we had some nose rings in the mix and uh they were front center so they were like you know our our uh we were picking on them the whole night they were good sports about it but afterwards like during the meet and greet they were like – we were picking on them the whole night. They were good sports about it. But afterwards, like during the meet and greet, I was like, oh, we weren't even like – we were dead on. Yeah. Like there was no –

Oh, I knew we were dead on the whole night. There was no like, yeah, never know, like, no, I'm a nice girl. I just like leopard or something. It's like, no, you a leopard print pants kind of girl. She was like, let's go have a night. I was like, I think I'm a little scared of you. I don't think I can roll with this pack. I'm going to go with the 21-year-old with herpes.

See you later. I had one girl tell me she was her hall pass. That's right. That girl also yelled out, swallow, in the middle of the show. That's how she said it. I'm the girl who yelled, swallow, come. I was like, oh, and you're my hall pass. By the way, it didn't quite make sense when she yelled it, right?

It wasn't a question like spit or swallow, and she yelled swallow. It was like – You guys weren't even talking about that. No. Because Marty popped up really quick. Marty popped up like Kramer. And then I popped up to try to help him find her. So I was like, that is a Marty mush girl.

He was like, next to pair eyes. He was like – Yeah, I was like, we got to figure out who that girl is. But I remember thinking that. That was awesome, by the way. eyes. He was like, shit. Yeah, I was like, we got to figure out who that girl is. But I remember thinking that. That was awesome, by the way. The crowd popped, started chanting Marty. It was an unbelievable moment for the mush. But yeah, that girl came up to me on the other.

We were on opposite sides of the room, and she was like, fights to my hall pass. I got to make my way through the sea of people. I was like, Godspeed, girl. I kept looking over your way like Mac and Charlie. We're just like looking for help. I was in front of that step and repeat, man. My mouth was like I was like the Joker. I was just like stuck in a smiling position. But the people who do come out are like our best.

I like them. They're actually like – I like them too. They're very nice people. They obviously like jive with us the most, but there was certainly some characters in the crowd that night. How about this one guy?

We all love to party. Maybe I'm naive. Maybe that. Everyone loves to get drunk. I know. That's part of the problem. That's why fights drag an ass. I don't get this.

This guy came up to me last night, and maybe I'm naive, or maybe I just don't know what this word means exactly. He goes, and he might have talked to you, because I think he said, I talk to fights. I own several hospitality places in the city if you ever need entertainment of sorts. And I was like, you're talking about like a brothel or like a drug dealer or a strip club? What does that mean? I talk to that guy a lot. Yeah, Robin Tug?

Trying to find out what he was talking about. He would never tell you? I talked to that guy a lot. Yeah, Rub and Tug? Trying to find out what he was talking about. He would never tell you? I think I could have just asked. He was doing this with his hands, like rolling them in a circle, being like, you get what I'm – you're picking up what I'm putting down. And I just wanted it to be kind of cool, so I was like, yeah, hospitality places, oh, yeah. Everything he said, it was like he expected us to be wearing a wire. Dude, we're just talking. Just say it.

You can just say it. What do you mean? Like a whorehouse? I think he meant like he's like I'm a guy. Okay. Anything you need, I'll get it. Okay. That's the vibe I got where it was like whatever you want, I'll get it.

See, but to me – What's your name? Wouldn't you say that? What's your phone number? I was like I'll take advantage of it. I was actually going to say that. Like so how do I contact you? He didn't give you like a card or anything?

I don't think I wanted to contact him. But just for the sake of like, what are we doing here? I was like, well, how would we even go about that if I wanted to, dude? But the way he specified like a physical place, I was like. It has to be like a. If he just said like, I can hook you. Hey, you want to party? You know, I know a guy.

You're doing drugs, whatever. Like, you know, you need some attention with the ladies. That would make more sense. Hospitality place? Sounds like you can go to wherever his business is and get whatever you want. Maybe we should have got his number. I bet it's weird that he didn't give it to you.

Maybe he's like, everyone's always like, I follow you on Twitter. Yeah, I know. Probably. So he wouldn't even give you his phone number? I mean, I'm sure you would have had I asked. Oh, I thought John said he asked. Did you ask?

No, I didn't ask. Oh, that would have been even weirder. He was like, hey, may I get out your number? No. How am I? That's a weird thing to be like, I have all these things that I can give you, but I don't know how you can ever find me to give you those things. Yeah, no, it was a moment.

There's always several out there that are like, okay, okay, these are our people. We are in the depths of it all now. Oh, yeah. New Amsterdam was great last night. We did a whole group shot of Pink Whitney, so like 300 people all. We didn't get one of those. I know. I was filming, and I was like, cheer.

I don't even fucking have them here. I had my espresso martini on stage. They were so good. Were they making them for the crowd or just for us? I think just for us. I don't know. They do make a good one.

They had them in the green room. They were bringing them to the green room. They were so good. Those were money. If they don't make them normally for the crowd, they should. I was happy that I wasn't nervous last night because if I was shaky at all

and if you're having a martini, disaster. Like a full martini glass if you're shaking a little bit. You've got to drink it fast. Well, usually what I do is I take down the shake. Well, I guess an espresso martini wraps you up. I usually just leave it on the table, lean forward, drink it while it's on the table. But I didn't want to do that on stage.

Do they have beans in it for you? Mm-hmm. You think I'm ever going to drink a martini without beans again? If you don't know that story, we were getting martinis at the Smith across the street from our old bar, our old office. And the guy made a special martini. And usually they put three coffee beans in the middle of it as like a little garnish. And he said, oh, shit, I'm out of beans. I'll be right back.

And I was like, dude, no big deal. I don't need them. And he was like, you sure? I was like, yeah, I'm not going to make you go all the way back and grab a fucking new jar of them or whatever. And he was like, you know, it's bad luck if you have a martini. It's just a martini without the coffee beans. I'm like, I don't believe in that shit. And I went home, and my life exploded.

That very night. The joy that just came out of John's face. Don't fuck off. It's not joy. It's just a funny story. No, no, no, no. Not the joy that his life blew up. The joy. It's not. Don't fuck off. It's not joy. It's just a funny story. No, no, no, no. Not the joy that his life blew up. The joy that he's telling the story again.

Yes. Like that laugh was very genuine. Not that his life blew up. And that's how I became a single dad. Like not any. Because of coffee beans. Honestly, it was through no fault of my own. It was divine intervention and superstition.

Really? Because you're a nice guy is what happened. It all backfired because of that. Because you're a nice guy who didn't make a bartender go get coffee. That's what I should have said. I should have said, listen, your honor. It wasn't my fault. Have you ever had an espresso martini now that doesn't have the beans in it and just be like, listen, I need those beans?

I actually have thought to myself, everywhere I've been has done it. There are places I think that don't do it. They just don't have them at all. So I think if I ever go to one of those, I'm not going to think that don't do it. They just don't have them at all. So I think if I ever go to one of those, I'm not going to. Just don't drink it. Let's take some calls on last night. Do you like reverse? Maybe.

If you drink it now without beans, it's like reversing bad luck and you have all the great luck? Casey's just like, great luck? She shook her hands. Probably not. Probably not, Casey. Mike, what do you got? Yo, what's up, guys? It's Mike from Philly. How we doing, dude? Pretty not, Casey. Mike, what do you got? Yo, what's up, guys? It's Mike from Philly. How we doing, dude?

Pretty good, man. We're the ones that come there pretty often. I don't know if you guys remember. Yeah, no, I do. I appreciate you coming out, man. You've been showing us more support than anybody. Yeah, absolutely, man. We just wanted to say thank you.

You've got a great time last night. You guys absolutely killed it, like always. I just wanted to say thanks for everything, guys. Thanks a lot, man. I hope to see you at the next one. We might pause. Oh, you're in Philly. So actually, I think, I don't know, maybe Boston.

Point is, I think for the next few shows, we might be taking it outside of New York. So if we do come to Philly, we'll... Yeah, that's what I was talking to Brendan about. Yeah, well... Brendan was saying it's probably Philly, Boston, something like that next. Yeah, so we'll catch you on your home turf next time. Yeah, absolutely. No matter if it's Philly, Boston, we'll be there, man.

Thank you, dude. Really appreciate that. Can you guys do one in L.A.? I eventually want to go everywhere, but I just think that we need to cover our core audience. I just wanted an excuse to go to L.A. Dan, are you in the show now? No, but I'm going for moral support. Of course. Dan, who do you think you get? I was going to say, Casey, are you in the show now? No, but I'm going for moral support. Of course.

Dan from Boston, what do you got? All right. That previous caller took my question because I was going to ask, when are you coming to Boston? Because you guys have got a lot of loyal stoolies up here, and we're not getting any love. I know. Well, I mean, first of all,

Boston has seen its fair share of love from Barstool Sports, I would say. It's next, man. So basically what happened is the first couple shows sold out immediately. The second one, we saw it took a little bit longer. So we're thinking that it's time to move outside the New York demo for a month or so. I think I want to do a three-city tour and maybe hop on the bus or do like a little bit of travel in between.

And right now it's it's a shame. It sucks that this all kind of came together when it did, because if I was, you know, 26 again and first starting out, we could fucking do 65 dates and rock and roll throughout the whole country. It's just tougher for me right now. So we'll probably do like the 95 tour and go from D.C. to Philly to Boston or from Boston to Philly to D.C. or start in Philly because it's the closest. So we'll be on the way, dude.

We're coming. Don't worry. One more question. You're going to tell the story about how you got arrested? Yeah, I forgot to tell that last night. Next one, bro. God damn it. Next one, dude.

It crossed my mind a little too late in the show, but that's for comedy show, comedy club walls only. That ain't airwaves type of talk. So a little incentive for the people to come back next time you can hear the arrested story. Have you thought about doing any more? By the way, it's like I've already said it, so if I'm going to be in trouble, I'm going to be in trouble. You've already said you've been arrested? Yeah.

So it doesn't matter what the details are. I mean, it does actually matter. I think the details actually tone it down. They exonerate me for sure. Would that be like a solo stand-up story you would tell? Yeah, maybe. I got to do that again. It's so fucking – I'm just too fucking lazy.

I mean, I've been sitting here thinking since I've done it. It's been like a few months now, three months now. Has it really? Yeah, that was June. So it's like actually almost to the day, two days to the day of three months. There's been like so much shit that's happened. And I'm like, oh, that would be good. Or like a tweet or a joke that really hit on social media. I'm like, oh, that'll be good.

I'll work it in. It's just a whole fucking production. I gotta get up. I gotta go. I gotta perform. Just do it. I just want know. I got production. I gotta get up. I gotta go. I gotta perform. Just do it. I just wanna sit on the couch. You just do it.

I would be awful at stand-up comedy. Speaking of Marty's... I think I might be. I mean, I don't know. I'm trying. Isn't Marty doing something at Caroline's? Marty is gonna be the biggest star at this place. For them to just be like,

hey, you should do stand-up. And he's like, okay. Yeah, exactly. Like 99.9% of the world, even the people who want to do stand-up would be like, whoa, wait should do stand-up. And he's like, okay. 99.9% of the world, even the people who want to do stand-up would be like, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. When? Where? How? I got a plan. I got to prep. I feel like they could have been like, Marty, you're doing

a 10 o'clock set right now. And he would have been like, okay. Oh, hey, sure. Whatever. I know something. I could do a quick 15 minutes. No big deal. He told me he was like, it either has to be really, really good or really, really bad so I can spin it.

It's a lot like karaoke in my mind. Either you can sing and you can just sing well or you gotta be funny and it's gotta be a joke. If you just get up there and you're mediocre

for four and a half minutes, everybody hates you. So if you're gonna get up there and just be dumb... I mean... Get up there and bomb. Bomb hard. Marty kind of did

a stand-up act. That stand-up act for Barstool Idol. He just grabbed the mic and was like – I've never seen Barstool Idol. That's not for you. You can't handle it. I've never been in the office for it. You can't handle it. When it was on Wednesday afternoons or whatever it was, I would just come to work.

I think it would be Wednesday mornings. It was Wednesdays at 10. I would make it a point. I'd come to work at noon on Wednesdays. It would kill you to be a judge of that. It's the worst. I don't like it I couldn't hear it

I couldn't be in the same room I couldn't see people going to do it It's like I can't do this I can't imagine being a judge It's brutal It's like I obviously just sat through one of them But where my desk was in the old office

Had that straight shot to the middle And I could see y'all's faces And I could see them And there were people that were just so bad Bro when that guy was crying Actually I didn't mind that Cause he was What I don't mind What I hate in Marcel Idol there were people that were just so bad. Bro, when that guy was crying, actually I didn't mind that because he was, what I don't mind, what I hate in Barstool Idol are the

people who are just normal and they try and they're not that good and you can see it in their face and you're basically like trouncing their dream. Telling them that they suck. And some of them are like pretty unaware. I'm like, come on, man, like you knew that was, like you know you're not gonna make it here. And the worst part is

it's so hypocritical. I'm so lucky I got in when I did because I don't know what the fuck I would do for Barstool Idol. I don't think I would in Barstool Idol right now. Oh, no. You know what I mean? I don't have a discernible thing that I'd be like, I'm this guy. I think they'd be like, well, you were a good conversationalist, but that's not enough. See you later.

Yeah. So who am I judging? Unless you came in being like, I have a blog. I have a podcast. Right. Right. You have to have proof of concept or whatever. It's crazy to think that Marty did not win Barstool Idol.

But so like, that's kind of part of it was like, he just grabbed the mic and he was like, you know, I'm Marty Mush. I got bad luck. And I've been telling people the mush hits in different ways. I don't know. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And then I think his story was how Kevin Spacey, he was on House of Cards, and then Kevin Spacey got got by Me Too and all that shit.

And he thinks he was like the mush of that. In retrospect, that's very funny no and that that was funny it took the he didn't have like a he didn't have a routine of how he's explaining it he was just like and so um yeah i lose my money and uh kevin spacey got fired i'm like all right and i and i honestly think the only dave was just like uh I don't know what the fuck that was but gambling is going to be a big deal in the future like you're through the next round sort of thing and I was kind of like I don't think I would have voted for mush I think I was like

I'm going to defer here if Dave likes you because of gambling like you got my vote too like thank god I did yeah that's the craziest part about Barstool Idol is I don't think there's anybody there's really never been anybody that I'm like man we let one get away because like you know Dan was stupid with his vote or something like that uh but you know maybe maybe because i would have never thought twice about marty mush and we lost the fucking

gem you know there was a point he put a like whatever the year anniversary he's he tweeted the video from it and i remember dave being like so do you actually gamble like you actually spend your money and he was like oh yeah and he like did his whole thing where it's like i can't even eat or whatever and as soon as that happened he was like okay this kid's gonna make it i think he had mentioned you know he's like uh yeah i can't eat i'm up at night i'm watching you know chinese women's basketball on a live stream and dave was like okay this guy is a legit degenerate so uh thank god though that's the only question dave asked so do you actually bet real money okay then fine you can go through and bet real money he does too much money if you ask me.

Way too much money. But I guess if you have- That doesn't make any goddamn sense to me. I guess when you don't have bills. You don't have bills. I mean, if all of your money is like straight profit, homie. That's pretty nice. We were on the way to your show last night.

I was recording and he was doing something. So we were like, took a cab and he was like, shit, I need to tell my mom I'm not coming home. I was like, what? So he, because he and Tommy were supposed to go to some club with some rapper last night. Oh, yeah. Did he go with them?

No, they didn't. So he calls and he's like, hey, Ma, I'm not coming home tonight. And you can hear her talking. He goes, no, no, no, no. I'm going to KFC Radio Live and then I'm going to some club with some rapper. I'm going to sleep on Tommy's couch. And I was like, you are way too old to have to call your mom.

And he was like, I'll see you tomorrow. What is he, like 26? 27, I think. 27? He's around here. Martin. And he was like, I'll see you tomorrow. What is he like? He's like 26? 27, I think. 27? He's around here. Martin. Martin. And he's like, hey, Ma, not coming home.

Sleeping on my friend's couch. Stop calling your mother. Jesus. Wade is from Wisconsin. He's got a request for Casey. Okay. I'm going to keep, just a disclaimer, let's keep this appropriate. Let's keep this legal.

I don't know if you've ever said that. Well, you know, I'm just thinking Madison, you're going to be there. Oh, yeah. Okay. You're protecting me? Yes. That's cute. Wade, what do you got?

Yeah, definitely not an inappropriate request. Okay. So don't worry about that. First off, congrats on the show last night. Thank you. Sounds like it went well. And, yeah, Casey, are you guys familiar with the big cat bobblehead that's around? No.

Yeah. What? No, you are? I'm not. Like the big cat, like in Madison? Are you guys familiar with the Big Cat bobblehead that's around? No. Yeah. What? No, you are? I'm not. Like the Big Cat, like in Madison? Yeah. No, I mean, I know the one he has like from PMT, but I don't know. Is there a different one?

Yeah, the collegiate baseball team, KFC, that Alonzo and Chuck Naso played for in Madison. Okay. They did a Big Cat bobblehead two seasons ago, so I was going to bring one and see if y'all would sign it for me. So they made, like, there's one, or you guys made, like, a bunch of them? A bunch of them. They had them out in the duck line. Oh, cool. Yeah, so you want him to autograph it?

Yeah, and all you guys, yeah. Oh, yeah. No problem. Are you going to be at the radio show tomorrow, or are you talking about on Saturday? The radio show, yeah, just come up to this. I don't know the setup at Whiskey Jack's, but I'm assuming it's going to be like Cowboy Jack's. We, just come up to the, I don't know the setup at Whiskey Jacks but I'm assuming it's going to be like Cowboy Jacks

where you can just come up to the stage. So yeah, for sure. Yeah, and it's quite funny. Rumor has it, well some people think that he has a fupa in it and he's wearing thong sandals as well. I can't wait to see it. I've never seen Dan in sandals.

No, never. I've never seen those dogs of his. I bet they're fucking – I bet those are Fred Flintstone feet, bro. I bet those are some big fat toes in there. He can lose all the weight he wants. You got fat feet. You got fat feet, bro. Oh, and I think when you lose weight, don't you lose fat in your feet? I mean, I'm sure, but –

You just assume he has fat feet. He's got some fat toes. Okay. Some bony toes. I feel like that's when you know you made it, when people are doing things like that, making bobbleheads and shit. I remember the first time their heads appeared on college game day, and then I found out it was us.

That was fucking... I was like, oh my God. Like, we arrived. Look, it's Dan and Dave, huge fat heads. And then I saw we fucking did it ourselves. We planted it. You motherfucking snakes. So smart, though. Because, I mean, I bought it.

Everybody else did, too. Matt, what do you got on the mush, man? So I'll be quick, and then I'll hang up, let you guys listen. So I think, I don't know how the kind of mojo in the Barstool office works, but I think a collab between Marty Mush and the Call Her Daddy Girls would be hilarious. I could see that. All right, thanks.

I would love, I feel like the Daddy Girls just have all these rules and like the bitch Bible sort of thing where they're like. The bitch Bible? Yeah, isn't that a thing? I don't think from the past. I don't know. Like there's like a set of rules and like here's, you know, if your man does this, then you do that.

And if he says this, then you go this way. And here's how to get him to do this, that, and the other thing. And then there's a guy like Marty who like like it's almost like there's they have like a computer and like an algorithm and he just breaks the algorithm yeah this we don't know what to do it's like marty marty i guess when it comes to things like that with like those kind of rules marty would be like the first person to ever stand trial and be like no i'm insane yeah right we don't have a rule for this we We don't know what to do. Get off on the insanity.

Yeah. I guess our rules don't really work then. Right. So you're going to be different. Yes. You just go to an asylum, I guess. Like, I could see the daddy girls being like, all right, if you want to get him, you fucking put this on, wear this, say that, do this.

And Marty being like, I don't like any of that. You know, like, I just want to sit here with my bird. Get away from me, you rat. Some girl walks out in lingerie and is like, let me suck your dick. And you're like, no, you're in your rat. Oh yeah, he would break their brains. That is the best drop

at this fucking station. So fucking good. I love it. We'll take a call from my guy, Tyler from Long Island. What's up, man? What's up, guys? I was there last night at the KFC live show. It was fantastic.

You guys killed it again. You send me over all that stuff we talked about? I'll be sending that stuff over very soon. Just finish up some certain things. But I was at the first one, and then this one. You know, the difference is with the first one, you had Chrissy D and Soda, which was fucking real. Yeah, it was big time.

I mean, but that was huge. But this one was great. I think the vodka thing was awesome and just having everything all together. And I think that the jet shit was hysterical too when you guys pointed on the fucking screen.

But my main question is, is there going to be another Barstool Light? I know it's been a minute since you guys have done one. Is there going to be a certain date coming up? I don't know if it's on the schedule, but I'm almost positive we're doing that, right?

I would imagine one happens again. I know there isn't a plan for one. Now, the other thing is that Dave just hired five new people on a whim. And they just sit in that corner. Maybe this year we're full up on new hires. But I think on top of Barstoolito finding new people, it's just a source of content as well. I mean, we had Michigan fans.

Whenever you guys are, I guess, putting that shit up, I'm ready to sign up. All right, man. We'll keep you posted. I'll let you know. I'll give you a little inside scoop if we're doing anything soon. By the way, when you had those guys on those guys on the rundown, like asking them what all they do, the first guy was like, oh, yeah, I work on unnecessary roughness. He does not work on unnecessary roughness.

He said that, and I leaned around the column, and I was like, you do? And I looked over at Brandon, and I was like, that guy works on our podcast? He was like, no, I don't think so. But he just said it with just such like, yeah. And the guys were like, I don't know what I do here Just lie It was just weird Nobody's going to fact check that

It was you Dave and Dan on it I'm pretty sure And no one was like oh okay I guess he works on the college football podcast Fucking idiot He doesn't Let's hit our break when we come back we'll take your calls 833-85-STOOL We'll get into this nonsense here at Barstool. We'll keep it moving.

So check us in the office. We'll see you next time. Tomorrow, right? Tomorrow. Thank you. We're back. New Amsterdam also hooked it up with T-shirts for the whole crowd last night with the Moon Man, which was a big hit. And I believe starting today, Moon Man hoodies will be on sale. I've got to check with our merch team.

But I believe that was the plan. So the Moon Man logo from the KC Radio wall and kind of the whole Barstool vibe to the moon and all that shit is now on sale. We're going to be having a hoodie, a T-shirt, like a nicer embroidered shirt. So we've got a lot cooking with the Moon Man brand. So thanks to New Amsterdam for the shots and the shirts and the step

and repeat the whole nine shout out to MB from upstairs she put together it's unbelievable there's so many things at Barstool

that like take fucking weeks and months to get done and then MB was like I'll get you fucking 300 t-shirts

a step and repeat an espresso machine and free vodka for everybody done she did that in my fucking day. I was like, how come everybody can't be like MB?

Well, they get shit done. Everyone else. I'm like, yo, can I get this? And they're like, we'll have that by next fall.

We need lead time leading up to it. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? MB got me literally an espresso machine, 300 t-shirts, a step and repeat and free vodka for an entire fucking show in the night. Get shit done. In a night. Get shit done. In a night.

I think it was 12 hours. I think she did it all in 12 hours. It was amazing. And I'd like to say again, the espresso martinis, fantastic. Yep. I mean, it's the greatest drink of all time. Bites can't handle it. He's a little bitch boy.

I can't hate. We can talk about it. Your heart's always like, my heart races. I didn't say, no, it's what coffee does. I can do an espresso martini. One time I had nine espresso martinis. Nine will do it. And I overd espresso martinis. Nine will do it. And I overdosed on caffeine.

Nine will do it. So, yeah. Did you throw up forever? It was me and my buddy did it. We did it at Castle Hill in Newport on a Sunday. Nine? This was probably like 10 years ago, something like that. Yeah, it was like seven to nine, something like that.

You got to cap out at three. It was like seven to 11, to be totally honest. I go in the middle with it. And it was, I actually, I worked at Barstool at the time. I was working at home. And my buddy – it was in the summer. So my buddy – I think he was in law school or something like that. So he didn't have a job.

And on Wednesday, he texted me. He said, dude, how have you been alive for the last three days? I haven't gotten out of bed. I've just been shaking and sweating. And I said, I haven't gotten out of bed. I've just been shaking and sweating. And I said, I haven't gotten out of bed. I've just been blogging from bed. I hadn't left my bed. And we WebMD'd it, and we were like, dude, we're definitely high.

We definitely had a caffeine overdose. It was just like, my bed was like a water bed just from all the sweat. I couldn't stop shaking. It was the worst. Yeah, but I could have one or two. I don't know shaking It was the worst Yeah but I could have one or two I don't know if I could ever drink them again I've had seven I did seven ones

There was this place on the upper east side Called Carpe Diem It was the best fucking restaurant This amazing Italian restaurant Nobody went to it It ended up closing down But it was like so good And we sat outside

And we would have I had seven one day. I probably had three or four like usual. And then my buddy was walking down the street and just ended up sitting down with us and we just like started again. So I went for lucky number seven and that put me through the fucking roof. If I had two more on top of that, I legit would have died. You may have had 11. It was – I had... No way you can add

11 shots of espresso. Let's say I had way too many. It wasn't I had one too many. By the way, forget about the caffeine. All the booze in it, it's all booze. You get fucked up from those. The caffeine, everything. Your whole body's out of whack, man.

You're sweating, your heart can pee. It was fucking gross. The weird thing about overdosing on caffeine, I guess, is I would just wake up for an hour at a time to blog and then go back to sleep for three hours. I'd wake up for an hour, back to sleep for three hours. They went on for days. It was a vicious cycle. They're a great drink.

They're unbelievable. That used to happen with people that would drink a lot of Red Bull vodkas, right? The same thing? Like their heart would feel like they were going to explode? Yeah, they say RBVs are worse for your heart than cocaine. Yeah, they said that. Yeah, it's ripping you in all sorts of different directions, right? But they taste so good.

So good. What else is cooking in the world today, huh? I don't even know what's happening. I've been so out of the loop with the live show. I don't think anything's happened. I don't think today what's happening. I've been so out of the loop on the live show. I don't think anything's happened. I think today's a very boring day. I think the news is daring us to talk about aliens. Address it.

The world as a whole is like, eh. I will say the Aaron Carter, Nick Carter thing. No aliens. Doesn't care. No. Every fucking time you bring up the fact that the Navy has declared that aliens are real, someone just brings up another topic like you didn't just say aliens are real. I don't think they're real.

You goddamn fucking bitch. The Navy just said so. They said aliens are real. Yeah, dude. Real. That sentence. Yeah, dude. That sentence. They said aliens are real. Yeah, dude. Real. That sentence. Yeah, dude. That sentence.

They said aliens are real. They said those videos we've posted of us chasing aliens. They said UFOs are real. They said those UFOs are real. And everyone's like, Aaron Carter, shut up. Aliens are real. I didn't see that on Twitter. I'm going to be honest.

This is my point. This is my point. If that is true, it should be headline news. Headline news. And nobody's talking about it. It should be everywhere. We should have one of those. The New York Times, too.

It's not even like a fake publication. There should be sirens going off right now. The New York Times is saying the United States Navy was like, we do not know what those flying objects were. We chased them. They are unidentified. They're way faster than us. We don't know what to do.

They can move up. They can move down. They can move backwards, forwards, fast, slow. They are not of this planet. This is a real story. Yes, Casey. This is not of this technology. So fuck Aaron Carter and Nick Carter.

I thought you were making that up. No. Okay. My next question is, why the fuck is everybody not talking about this right now? That's crazy. It should be the biggest story in the history of the world. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. If you turn on CNN right now, is it on CNN? No, I'm sure Trump said something dumb biggest story in the history of the world. I'll tell you why. If you turn on CNN right now,

is it on CNN? Oh, I'm sure Trump said something dumb. That's all they're talking about. I'll tell you why. Because everyone knows, man. Everyone knows what? That they exist.

Yeah, but it's a little bit different. It's a little bit different when the Navy... U.S. Navy confirms UFO videos are authentic. 23 hours ago. Seems like something that should be being discussed yeah in december 2019

and march 2018 the new york times released three alleged declassified videos showing u.s navy pilots trailing some unidentified flying objects the mystery crafts moved at hypersonic speeds flying tens of thousands of feet above the earth with no distinct wings engines or visible signs of propulsion whatsoever were they flying saucers? Incredibly high-tech drones? The pilots had no idea, and according to a recent statement from Navy intelligence officials, neither does the U.S. government. In a statement delivered to the Intelligence News by the website The Black Vault, Joseph

Gratisher, a spokesperson for the Deputy Chief of Naval Operations for Information Warfare, considers the craft in these three videos, quote, unidentified aerial phenomena. So those are UAPs, not UFOs. UAPs. Dana White just walks in the building and Robbie daps it up and hugs him like their fucking uncle and nephew. It's unbelievable. I'm going to be honest. Dana White walked in the building and everyone's freaking out.

All I care about is that we're getting taken over by fucking aliens right now. Thank you. Finally, you're focused. Eye on the prize here. Yeah, like I'm like, oh, great. Dana White's here. Can all I care about is that we're getting taken over by fucking aliens right now. Thank you. Finally, you're focused. Eye on the prize here. Yeah, I'm like, oh great, Dana White's here. Can you keep talking about the aliens? That means the eerie videos are authentic and that the objects, which were detected in restricted military

training airspaces in 2004 and 2015, were not supposed to be there. So not only are they not the fuck they are, it's like these are in restricted airwaves and stuff like that. The objects still have not been successfully identified as any known type of aircraft. UFO footage was also cleared for public release. It was never cleared for public release, meaning that these three identified phenomena were supposed to be – you were never supposed to know about them.

Aliens are real. I am shook that this is not everywhere. We talked about it on KFC Radio. It was just like nobody cares. Oh, I care. But that's not everywhere. We talked about it on KFC Radio. It was like, nobody cares. Oh, I care. But that's the thing. People do care. I don't get it.

I think it's... It's like the government doesn't want us to know about it or something? The problem is that they said... The government confirmed it. It's religion. No. Yes. It is not.

Who has staking covering up fucking aliens and shit? That's why you don't believe. Yeah, but I still feel like if – The world's religions are like, wait, no, no, no. This would blow everything up. Yeah, this is bad for us. Is that your theory or someone said that? No, that's my theory.

Okay. I think it's fucking – But religion is not – It's a very good one. I asked because I was wondering if someone high-level said this. No, listen. I understand what you're saying. It was like my grandmother who was Southern Baptist.

There's no way that's true. But I don't think religious people are controlling the media outlets. Have you seen The Family? The Vatican can do shit, bro. The Vatican owns all the real estate on Earth. Isn't it called The Family, I think? Or whatever the Netflix documentary. It was a book.

It's about just how, like, it's really who controls Washington is a group of religious Christians. Well, that's the other thing. It's like they don't care about Democrats. They don't care about Republicans. It's just religion. Whoever is going to be winning, that's who they're with. It's fucking psychotic, dude. They all live in, like, a house together.

Yeah. It's like... Religion runs deep, bro. It's super culture. Yeah. It's fucking psychotic, dude. They all live in a house together. The religion runs deep, bro. It's super culture. Yeah. No, I mean that. The guy who's ahead of it, when he gives speeches, is always talking about why Hitler was great. Oh, yikes. Yeah.

That's not good. I mean, that's. Why Hitler was so powerful. I mean, that's not Christianity. That's just crazy people. Right. But they're Christians. No. The crazy powerful people are the Christians.

That love Hitler? He finds Hitler to be an idol, in the sense of how he was so good at controlling a people. David from Long Island, what do you think about the aliens? I can't believe this isn't being talked about. Yeah, I listened to

the episode of KC Radio earlier this morning, and I thought it was ridiculous that not everybody's talking about the fact that, that the government just confirmed that aliens are real, and that they haven't been. Or, let me play devil's advocate, but it's still not great. Like, let's say that whoever's driving that shit is not an alien. Let's say there's a fucking human. But we're talking about, like, way, way advanced technology that's, like, not even being talked about, too.

So either way, we should be talking about this. I personally think it's an alien driving that. If there's some fucking Russians inside of a machine that can fly all which ways with no signs of propulsion, the Chinese, the Americans, something is afoot, and we need to be talking about it. Either way, it's alarming,

because if it is somewhere else in the world that's doing that, we're still fucked either way. Oh, yeah, big time. Like, it better be us. And I just wanted to say the fight's point about religion, that I saw a video, like, a month ago about how it was some flat-earth, like, bullshit. I was just watching it for jokes. And it was about how religion would blow up if it was proved that the earth the earth oh

yeah like was round now and then it was well that's not and then like i mean yeah like like when it was yeah like how it did and then like if it was flat now rather that religion would blow up and then it was like with aliens would be the same exact thing like because every religious text just says like it's just us yeah i don't know about the flat earth shit, but I think religion would take a big hit if it was like, you know, the story of creation and all that shit is clearly now, like, disproven. I think they would. I mean, they would scramble.

They'd have a story. They'd survive, but it would be tough. Like, cats get to heaven, too. Okay. Yeah, you can use condoms. All right. Whatever. They would

spin it. We did dogs already so that's already been confirmed. We don't hate gays anymore. That's the ace up their sleeve.

If aliens come out they'll be like all right gay people are cool. But there are some religions that say that already. That gays are cool

or that aliens exist? That gays are cool. Right. Have you ever seen that meme of aliens exist? That gays are cool. Right. Have you ever seen that meme of I think Deezus tweeted it once where it's the Madonna painting, but it's

redone as a monkey and an alien sitting together and they're holding a human baby and it says, y'all not ready to have this conversation are you? Because it does it looks like

what we historically think aliens look like and monkeys that's what humans look like the two of them combined. Yep. Y'all not ready to have this conversation

are you? I mean it's like every episode I watch of Ancient Aliens always basically ends up having that discussion. Oh really? They're always like

aliens are like already in us in a lot of people's dnas they a lot of people think that like da vinci people who are like ahead of their time were actually aliens or influenced by aliens or were given alien uh knowledge because it just makes no sense that one person would be so ahead of their time like da vinci was fucking you know we're talking about a time when there was like no goddamn running water and people were dying of plague and just, like, shitting in the streets and Da Vinci was making, like, helicopters. What the fuck is going on here? Like, people are, like, starving to death because they can't figure out how to eat food and Da Vinci was coming up with, like, aircrafts and shit like that that just make no sense.

They think that he was either contacted by aliens or something along those lines. There's also all sorts of shit about there's like on the planet like they've dug up like bones and remains of things that are just like not fucking humans and not animals. They're like long ass. There's a spot where like there's like nine foot humans. There's some shit going on. There's some shit going on and you know what

just happened? We're having an aliens day. The rest of the episode's about aliens okay so i i listened to the whole thing that you read from the navy they didn't use the word alien no they said they're not confirming alien life they're aircraft that's like they can't catch up to sense like it okay to not have wings and to not have like propulsion like that's how you fly right so these things are like floating with some sort of technology we don't even know so let's just say hypothetically because we're going to talk about aliens because i i'm okay with this episode being all about aliens

hypothetically it's not what country could it be that's so much smarter than us that we can't figure it out serbia what if it's the serbs it ain't the serbs but china china's got that technology shit on lock. They've been breeding their kids to be gymnasts in computer science. That's it. So you don't think that it could be the Chinese? I don't think that anybody on Earth has the, in my expert opinion, I don't think any humans on Earth have that technology.

I don't think anybody's that far ahead of us. That's what I was saying, to have that far ahead of us. To have our best fighter pilots who can fly like you know mach 50 be like we can't catch this shit and it's like thousands of miles uh thousands of feet above us and like we can't we don't know how it's flying we caught up to it it zipped away it moved backwards move forwards move upwards yeah like for if a plane's flying and you got to turn around you gotta like it's a whole maneuver this thing was just like just goes backwards that's why i was saying like the idea that it could be somebody else in

the world they would have to be so much smarter than a high level intelligence in america i think this shit defies physics as we know it i think like propulsion needs to be like so you know you're pushing you're like you're yeah like i think they're like physics is fake they've unlocked yes yes yeah makes sense and also like it's not even just the fact that other than the country would have to be so much smarter than us. We got fucking spies everywhere. We would know. If someone is doing like shit like that, like, yo, you got to – America, you got to see what they're doing over in Sri Lanka. It is crazy.

We'd be like, yeah, we have 10 people there already. Yeah, like it's actually us. Actually, what makes me a little bit skeptical on all this is like like, the Navy doesn't—this shit doesn't get out. I feel like they, like, wanted this to get out. Like, these stories and these videos don't just happen to leak. No. You know? You know what?

They're probably trying to distract us from some real shit that's happening. Aaron Carter, man. The government's fucking planting Aaron Carter out there. They've got something else going on. They're like, hey, guys, there's aliens, but some real shit's going on, like like in america right now is marty around i want to get his take on aliens have you ever seen that's like it is weird how like how easy it is for us to not talk about like extremely important things like this like i i was doing uh i was reading like a thing the other day and it was like it was like uh i think it was a meme not a meme but it was just like a screenshot of a conversation and it

was like someone said something along the lines like like, hey, remember when the Panama Papers came out and it was proven that all the highest power wealth in the world is coming together in order to avoid paying taxes and all this? And we did absolutely nothing about it. Nothing happened. And then someone replied, actually, something happened. The reporter who reported all was murdered. It's just like, yeah, we just never talked about it again. Yup. That's actually not accurate.

Something happened. We killed her. And everyone was like, that's good. Whatever. Didn't affect us. It is, again, I say this. It is crazy that you can't turn on CNN, Fox, MSNBC, whatever right now, and this is not the only thing that's being talked about.

That is crazy. Jake Tapper I don't care about whatever Justin Trudeau is in blackface again by the way Justin Trudeau has been caught in blackface like three times wild but that's why it was on CNN and it's just like dude shut up don't care

aliens aliens are real let's even say that it's not like even if it's not aliens, which I'm still skeptical about, but whatever, we'll move on from that. Even if they want to just take the fact that the Navy doesn't know what the fuck it is, that should be talked about. It's aliens. Stop being skeptical about it. It's aliens. It's really, I mean, it's the basic fucking answer.

This is why I got so mad about, I was ranting about it on KFC Radio today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton was like, if you elect me president, I'll tell you all about the aliens. And we just didn't do it. We just got duped by a fat fucking orange man in a red hat. I can't believe she was like, we know it. We have the key. Just say the aliens thing. We're good. She must have been like, it didn't work?

Did you guys forget? That's what her final campaign speech was like. Remember what I said about the aliens. How much... Go vote for me. Do you suck if you are willing to give up

the greatest secret in the history of humankind and people still don't vote for you? Like, eh, I don't give a shit about aliens. The Mexicans are taking my job. Build a wall. That's why I fucking...

Fuck middle America, man. Fuck them. Fucking assholes. I mean, that's kind of on Hillary, though. That's like if you're the kid... It's not on Hillary like if you're the kid who has the pool and the empty house, and you give away the free booze, and people still don't come to your house. That's Hillary.

That's what I'm saying. You still don't have any friends. Yeah, you still suck. Also, is she just not going to ever say it now? She's just like, no, fuck you guys. I didn't get elected. I'm just not going to tell you about the aliens? I don't know if she has the full access now, right?

Right, not anymore. Ooh, do we have time? Steve is in the Navy. He wants to talk about UFOs. What's up, Steve? Hey, what's up, guys? I call in pretty often. But, yeah, so I guess I've never mentioned this.

I was in the Navy for five years, and I was on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier for my job. And even nights that we didn't have, like, flight ops you'd see some like really wild stuff like i mean nothing like definitive that i'm like yo that's a ufo but stuff that's definitely in the air and making crazy lights and weird like flying patterns that isn't native to like the u.s navy or you know any other like you know government but um they would like tell us at work like not to uh like not to even talk about it amongst ourselves like they they're like don't do not speak about anything. You would get written up if you talked about any of that. They didn't even want you to speculate while we saw it.

So I have two questions. One, then if that's the case, then how did this recent story get out? And two, is it like Statue of Limitations? Now that you're out, you can just call into Barstool Radio and tell these secrets? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Did he hit you with an NDA? Come after me if you will. But I guess call me a whistleblower i don't give a shit no i mean it's just funny it's like how how did so how did those stories get out this time than you think so yeah so like i said it was

whistleblowers but like before like actual government whistleblowers so people that got out that had clearance higher than me, that had access to these videos. Everybody saw the videos that were on the news, and they released them. When they get out, whoever has those, it's going to be... With how many people have access to that kind of stuff through the government, when they get out and they keep recording to that stuff, they'll never find out who released that. It's like, what are you going to do? Just try to cover it up, and that's it. All right.

Well, we got a bunch more calls here. If you're talking to aliens, hang on the line. We're going to hit break here at halftime here on 60K. We've got a bunch more calls here. If you're talking to aliens, hang on the line. We're going to hit the break here at halftime here on CCK. We'll be back. Aliens episode on Thursday. Hey, there's something in the back room. Hope it's not the creatures from above.

You used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring. We all know conspiracies are dumb. What's up, Rocket? We're talking aliens, baby. Aliens are real. The government fucking confirmed it. So come on in. We got a bunch of calls.

If you don't believe in aliens, turn the fucking dial. Get off my radio station. If you believe in aliens, call us up. I disagree. Stay on. We're going to convince you. We're going to drop some knowledge on your fucking brains. And then people who don't believe in whatever time action can also call in. Come on in. Everybody is welcome.

If you don't believe in aliens, you're stupid. Who doesn't believe in aliens even without the proof? Come on. You heard that the government confirmed that the UFOs are real? Yeah. Yeah. Of course they do. Of course.

Duh. It's like also water is wet. How do you not already know that, though? Like, if you're a person in this society, how do you think, like, are you that vain or that naive to think that we're the only living things in the entire fucking universe? Preach. Like, what it boils down to is that it is like that thing in Men in Black, like, the end scene where it's like...

We're all just hanging out in cats fucking... This entire world that we live in right now could just be like a minuscule speck. Yes. There has to be life out there. There has to be. There's a speck of sand on a beach in the universe. I think what the debate should have been before

was have they been here? That's different from do they exist? Of course they exist. These videos, I don't been before was have they been here? Like that's different from like do they exist? Of course they exist. But like have they been here? I don't know. I haven't seen them. They've fucking been here, bro. These aircrafts, the Navy has confirmed that these UFOs do not make any sense.

They don't have wings. They don't have propulsion. They're flying at heights and at speeds and in directions that don't make sense that are beyond our capabilities. And that we can't catch them. Now Lance from Minnesota, he's an idiot. He's on the line. He says aliens are not real. Go ahead and talk, moron.

Yeah, so I have two parts. So I don't know if you guys heard of Darmod. The government's in charge of 25 years in advance from now, just creating new weapons. But besides that, if we went to a new planet, we wouldn't hide from them. So I'm just thinking, yeah, they're probably out there, but I don't think they're here. So I'll hang up and listen. Well, that's different than you don't think that they're real.

If you don't think they're here, that is a more reasonable argument, one that I probably would have agreed to in some sense prior to videos like this. I also think that this technology is not 25 years in advance, bro. This technology is like 1,000 years in advance. 25 years is like, think of 2006. Actually. 1996 would be 25 years.

Things haven't changed that much. Yeah, they have. They haven't changed like that. Dude, I was reading. No, they kind of have. I was reading an article. We are still, we're talking about cars kind of have. I was reading an article. Oh, the iPhones and all that stuff? We are still. We're talking about cars and planes and trains are all the fucking same.

Nothing has changed in 25 years. No. We are flying in the same planes we did 25 years ago. No, Kevin. Yes, we are. No. Like commercial airline planes have not changed. We're flying the same speeds and the same heights.

No. The waste technology. Yes, we are. Dude, I was reading an article from 2001 about 9-11. It's been six hours to fly to LA for your entire life. No. It used to take like 12 hours. To fly to LA?

Yeah. You can take those – In our lifetime, it took 12 hours to fly to Los Angeles. You can also take those – Literally, absolutely not. Like the jetliner that can take you overseas in like half the time now. No, you can't. Nothing has changed from like the year 2000 drastically.

It hasn't. Yes, it has. Yes, it has. You think it took 12 hours to fly to LA in the year 2000 drastically. It hasn't. Yes, it has. You think it took 12 hours to fly to LA in the year 2000? I'm talking about technology as a whole. I'm talking about planes. But I'm talking about traveling technology.

We haven't changed that much in 25 years. We're sticking with technology. But we're not. We're talking about planes and flying. You just said travel and technology. I'm saying technology in the world of travel. Okay, I don't know how fast... Oh, I guarantee you

technology in the world has changed a lot. So by this logic, in 25 years, we're going to be flying like those aircraft. That's what this guy is saying. I don't know.

I just know technology and travel has changed. Right, but this guy is saying that 25... I mean, Kevin, we have cars that can drive themselves now. Yeah, but it's still

a car driving on the road at like 80 miles an hour. You're talking about like the shape and size of stuff, the technology in those cars and in those airplanes. Not that much. Oh, my God. Yes, it has. Bro, what are we talking about? Cars have been driving like 60 miles an hour for 50 years.

Well, that's a speed limit. Right. The technology. They've been going between like 100 and 200 miles an hour forever. But the stuff that's running those has changed a lot. They have like rocket cars now. Right, but we don't have – I'm saying the shit that we put into – Civilians don't drive them.

Have you seen the fucking robots they're building at MIT? Shit's changing. I think a couple aliens just walked in right now. I was just about to say that. Who the fuck are those guys? I don't know, but – Blackjack Fletcher just walked by, and he's the most normal guy in the lobby right now. I'm going to guess those guys are here to see Caleb.

I would have to imagine. And nobody from Barcelona is with them. Maybe Mantis. I could see some Mantis action there. And you know what? They probably have like 10 million followers or something. I've never even seen these fucking guys, and they're probably the most influential people in the world. They could be Twitch people.

That guy is saying that the government is in charge of something that's 25 years in advance, and that's the explanation for those aircrafts makes no sense. I'm not saying that's impossible. I'm just saying technology has changed. Sure. Of course things have changed. I'm saying in terms of the capabilities that we have, like it's all within the relative like rules of physics. We're talking about things that don't – that defy physics. 25 years is not going to change that.

I mean this is the most – this is the least shocking news ever is that like aliens are real i know but the but the fact that it's for us there's so many non-believers and the government and they and there's still be non-believers until they physically like shake hands with one but then even still they'd be like yeah that's what i mean it's an actor even this is pretty like i got an article here that says that planes fly the same speed that they did in the 1960s. It's the same shit. But that doesn't mean that the technology that is in those planes has not drastically changed. But you're talking about – Yeah, but cars fly the same speed too.

Yeah, it's the speed, but it's the – like you're saying technology hasn't changed. So if somebody has figured out technology in the next 25 years that makes planes faster, why is that crazy to think? And we're also talking about civilian stuff. Civilian stuff still goes the same speed, yes. A fucking F-15 or whatever they're called, I bet that's a lot faster. Yeah, but again, not like a stealth bomber and an F-15 is probably faster. We're still talking about the relative same planes. They're doing the same thing. They have invisible planes and and shit now they're much different in the last 25 years the stuff the government uses has drastically advanced in 25 years if we have the shit we fly

on is probably pretty similar but the shit that i still don't know that uses is much different i still don't think so it's a plane that's like taking off on a fucking runway and flying and like but they have invisible ones they have invisible planes stealth bombers have been a thing for like kevin let's go with the way with what your brother just found if we went to war in 1960 or we went to war in 2019 technology hasn't changed war wouldn't be different i don't know what that means like that's the point it's like the military technology is completely different than what we deal with right like we have faster planes we have uh more advanced planes we don't have planes that can fly differently than we have planes that fly in afghanistan and there isn't a pilot it's a dude

in vegas yeah yeah but they're not that didn't happen in 1960 okay okay i think we're talking about two different things here. I'm talking about planes that defy physics versus different tweaks of planes that we currently have. I think 25 years ago you would say a plane without a pilot in it defies logic. I mean robots are like – all right. I wouldn't say that. I think 25 years ago I'd say an iPhone would defy logic. Ed from Bama.

Aliens. Hey, this is Eric, not ed okay what's up eric oh hey i wanted to say um i don't i guess you guys have all seen that video that black and white video of the flare system watching the thing that's what we're all talking about yep all right so that thing zoomed way in that so when they say oh we don't know how this thing was propelled well no shit you don't know how it was propelled. It was so far away, you couldn't even tell what it was. You could barely tell the shape. Also, there are quadcopter drones on a much smaller scale that can move just like that thing moved. Instantly change direction, instantly up and down, instantly left and right. So you think the footage is making it look like it's bigger or whatever?

I think the amount that that system is zoomed in, and that FLIR system they're watching it on is awesome, don't get me wrong, but the amount that that thing is zoomed in, you can't tell anything other than a vague shape, and then you see this wild movement. So don't you think that would be what the excuse should be then? I'm surprised that the Navy is like, we don't know what those are, but the footage that you're looking at really isn't all that important. They're probably distracting us from some real shit that's going on. Yeah, that's why I'm saying maybe that's where they did it on purpose. Right, that's what I think too.

They got closer. We'll let them use that video and they can debate whether or not they see the engine. We were up alongside it and the motherfucker was giving us the finger, honking the horn. Yeah, it's my favorite. It's like Mark McGuire

putting out the andro. You can look at my andro, but don't talk about my steroids. There's definitely way more that they know. If this is what's out, I'm just surprised that along with them saying,

yeah, these are real, they didn't say something like this guy. But what you're seeing, it gets you all excited because you think that's like a plane when you realize it's right next to them but you actually it's like a million miles away and this is just like a blip on the radar so it looks like it's zipping around but that's just because it's you know it's it's hyper zoomed in but they're not

even trying to do that they're just like i don't know that can move like that though right and i think so if you think it's like an aircraft like a like a small remote control drone can move that way and you wouldn't be that surprised but if a fucking huge aircraft did you would be that might just be a drone like a smaller thing that zoomed in some or somebody has figured out the technology in a drone and putting it in a bigger aircraft because again drone technology didn't exist so maybe somebody out there is like well drones can move around how do we get something bigger to move around like a drone? Aaron from Long Island.

Aaron Carter, he's calling to. No, definitely fucking not. OK, first off, just a quick little thing. Domingo Herman. I don't know if you guys saw this, but he was placed on administrative leave for domestic violence. So I love I love that. Like clarification, administrative leave like that. That almost seems like

less than what it is. You know what I mean? We're going to put you on a temporary hiatus. Why? Oh, you beat somebody. Is it a bad one, Rocket? There's levels to this shit. All I saw was that. Not great for the Yankees. Not good. Not good. Second,

Kevin, you're not going to be happy with this, but I'm a somewhat religious Jew. Second, now listen, Kevin, you're not going to be happy with this, but I'm a somewhat religious Jew, and you might be Jewish, bro, because in our religion, aliens fucking exist, bro. Oh, do they? Really? Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Aliens are a fucking thing in Judaism.

Wait, isn't Judaism just the Old Testament? Are there aliens in the old Testament? They just don't believe in Jesus. Judaism is so, I mean, I can't explain it because I mean, we don't have seven years and I'm not that smart, but it's,

I mean, there's so much to it, but in like the books that go deep into it and break everything down a hundred percent, there's, there is other things living in this world. Not even a question. I mean, the, 100%, there is other things living in this world. Not even a question. I didn't know that about Judaism.

The Jews in the Old Testament are also heavy on that ancient alien shit. They're always saying that all the stories from the Old Testament that make no sense are actually aliens. Really? A lot of the stuff that can't be explained and the 40 years in the desert and man up. How did he survive? And it's like aliens. Really? And it's all,

I mean, that's always the joke with, with when you watch ancient aliens is they're like, because aliens, because aliens, but there's so many like stories and, uh, like architecture and like things that,

that seem like, Oh, this was just a made up like Old Testament thing that are actually, maybe you can explain it more literally if there was some sort of alien contact. I didn't know the Jews believed that. I don't know. I guess I don't really know much about the Jews. Yeah, I'm not super well-versed in Judaism, but I feel like I'd have heard that before. People were like, oh, you're not religious?

Well, this religion just loves aliens. Yeah, that's me. I mean, that might change my whole tune. I might sign up. Mike from Michigan. Hey, how we doing, guys? Good. I'm going to try to

pretend like I'm still worked up over this, but earlier when you guys were talking about getting real deep into the whole alien thing, I'm pretty rippy lipskeed right now

driving, so I was thinking about God and aliens, and a bird was like eyeing into my car, and it just swooped in, a big-ass white bird. It just almost broke my windshield. Wow, you guys are talking about aliens, and isn't that in the movies and shit? It's a real story.

It happened like 10 minutes ago. I don't know what you're talking about, Mike. You shouldn't be driving this high, sir. I'm saying a bird drilled my windshield while you guys were talking about aliens. It scared the shit out of me. Okay. I feel like that would be scary no matter what. I'm just saying, I thought that in the movies, birds and aliens went hand in hand.

Is that not a thing? I don't... What movie is that? Maybe the one with Mel Gibson, like birds hitting a house? Yeah, I guess there was something there. I don't... What movie is that? Well, maybe the one with Mel Gibson, like Birds Hitting the House. Yeah, I guess there was something there. I don't know if I saw that. Oh, well, it was the... Signs.

Signs. I haven't seen Signs in a long time. Birds and Aliens, man. I forgot about that. I don't know. You guys are doing great. Love y'all. Have a wonderful one.

I just had to share that with somebody, at least. Thank you, bro. Be safe out there. Watch out for those birds. Did he say he was high driving? Oh, yeah. That guy needs to be at home. Yeah, he needs to get safe out there. Watch out for those birds. Did he say he was high driving? Oh, yeah. That guy needs to be at home. Yeah, he needs to get out from behind the wheel.

Doug from Madison. Hey, how you doing, guys? Good. Alright, so first thing, just to clarify, like, I've been Jewish my whole life, and the one thing I'll say is that... Yeah, you know. But the one thing I'll say is, so, like, the thing but the one thing i'll say is so like the the thing is

they're just to correct casey a little bit so jews acknowledge jesus but we just acknowledge him as the dope carpenter that he was not the savior so to think okay yeah that's what i mean i mean they don't believe that he was like the son of god oh yeah yeah so i mean we acknowledge he was like he was a dude for sure you know um, so, and then the second thing I'll say, so, I don't have much faith in a lot of aspects of science. The one thing I do have faith in is the aspect of chemistry, and human chemistry specifically, and chemistry needed to breed life, okay? I don't agree with, like, physics, because we really have only one medium to necessarily test that off of all right but what i'm saying is i think that what we're seeing as far as these alien sightings are a lot like a hubble telescope if that makes any sense so what they're doing is i feel they're coming closer to our atmosphere to refuel with the hydrogen because we are a hydrogen rich environment

and i think that they're real i i 1000 think that% think that it's real, but I would be hard-pressed to test that there is actual life in those machines, so to speak. I would think that it's just more so a scope trying to just observe, I would think. Yeah, I mean, whether or not they're – that's going to be the real – that's when people go crazy fights, if they figure out that there's some aliens behind the wheel. Yeah. Until then, there'll be enough people who can say this. They can say it's drone technology. They can say it's the footage doctored. They can say it's just regular.

Like you said, like 25 years ago, like, we can do this now. So maybe that's it. Maybe now there just is. Now the government can come out and just be like, no, we have that technology. We have plans to do that. Next story. And until they say, like, until there's a little green man, they can always just say that shit.

I mean, actually, the technology probably would be. I'm surprised they didn't say that. I'm surprised they weren't just like, did you guys have an iPhone in your hand and you think that we can't fucking, like, fly a plane like that? You're idiots. And we would have been like, okay. But instead they were just like, we don't know what's going on. And nobody's panicking except us. They come close to the atmosphere to refuel on hydrogen.

How do we know aliens need hydrogen? I completely just zoned out on that one. Yeah, I got a little lost. He's a little too smart for me. You're taking it a little too far, bro. We're just here to say, aliens. I don't know how we would know that. Adam.

Yeah. Hey, I believe that there is life. The universe is too big. There is a documentary on Netflix by a guy named Bob Lazar. Oh, yeah. He was a genius mechanical engineer. But he's also kind of a phony fraud. He's a little bit of a weirdo. Yeah, he definitely is. But the two things he described, the device that measures the bones in your hands, which everybody said is impossible, and then that came out to be true. And then the element that he said powered the ships that everybody said is impossible, and then they discovered it.

And now the FBI raids his house randomly. That's a tough one. That dude was like, this element does not exist on the planet, and we have it. And that kind of has been proven at least somewhat true. Really? So it's kind of tough to like discount everything he's saying, but I think some of it has been disproved. So like then you never know. It's like once you've, once, once you put a hole in one part of the story, like it leads

to skepticism on all of it, you know? Does anyone here feel threatened? By the aliens? Yeah. No. No. You know why? Because we're still here.

Well, we're still here. And if they decide, then they decide. And we all get zapped by a fucking you know independence day beam and that's it i don't know it could be worse it could be worse i don't think yeah i mean what you think well they can slave us yeah like they could just like be like hey but even that planet now you can stay here here's my thing i'm okay with shit as long as it happens to everybody if we're all we're all good right now if we're all slaves, we're all slaves together. You know? I mean, I would probably kill myself.

Yeah, well, that's always an option too. My whole thing is like, you know, that's why I'm okay with the world ending. It's like everybody dies, you know? As long as I'm not missing out, I'm good. Like if the alien doesn't come and just enslave you. Yeah, if they enslave just me, that's a different story. Right. That's why I don't think Ilave just me, that's a different story. Right. Yeah.

That's why I don't think I'm never going to be like a gun guy. Oh, Jared's going to have a bunker and a fucking go bag and a bunch of guns and artillery and shit. Dallas is going to be like the let's hunker down. I have an entire arsenal. I'm not going to be. He is. No, he is that guy. I want to have a gun in my home so that i have like the

like if like when you're playing like a video game and it's like all right well this sucks i gotta like start over and just like fucking shut it off like if if aliens come and they try to like make us all just be their servants i will just kill myself that's exactly why i can't have a gun in my home john john will be like like his postmates will get cancelled And he'll be like fuck it That is exactly why I will never have a gun Like my dad always said He had a gun in the house Because if somebody breaks in

I want to be able to protect my daughter and my wife If I just like can't do that I can't protect myself I need the option to opt out if that's what I want Listen if aliens Come to enslave all of, I don't think people living in bunkers are going to be safe. Imagine if the aliens were like, they just didn't talk about it. That's what the Denver airport is for. What did you just get?

A little Taco Bell. Oh, I saw it in the Pizza Hut bag. I was like, did you get Pizza Hut and not get a pizza? No. That would be a wild move. The guy called me in the middle of the show show and I think he said there's no Coke. So I was like, get whatever. Because I was just trying to get him off the air and he got me

some fucking slushy thing. Pass that over here. Earlier I was asking John, I was like, what do you want? You want lunch? As he was eating his whatever he already had, he was like, oh, I'm still pretty hungry. And then we did the whole roundabout of, well, what sounds good? What doesn't? I was like all right anything i'm ordering dr smoothie's like they

got desserts there oh i was just gonna put a guy on the line and said tell me to fuck off but this is an insane move what to not have coca-cola and you say that's fine get me anything then he gets you a strawberry that's what happens when you say, then he gets you a strawberry slushie. That's what happens when you say, just get me anything. Not like a Diet Coke. Yeah, see, that's what happens when you just say, get me anything. That's a good point. Well, guess who's fucking drinking it and is happy about it? This guy.

But that reminds me of a scene in 30 Rock when Tracy Jordan goes to a diner and he says, can I have an apple juice? And they say, sir, we don't have any apple juice. He goes, okay, in that case, four beers. Don't have Coke. All right, a frozen strawberry slushie. Thank you.

I'm very confused what's going on behind us, too. Like, Zah and Mike Portnoy. Like, did they adopt Zah? And it's, like, all on camera. They're filming everything. Mike Portnoy is a small man. Did Mike and Linda adopt Zah? That's a very...

Very real possible. I mean, they were just hanging out on a tourist bus. Dave has made it to 51111 considering his parents are teeny tiny. Yeah. 511 is a stretch. Greg, what do you got? Hey, so I kind of got a conspiracy theory on top of the conspiracy theory that I think Jared will like a lot.

Okay. So I'm on the alien ship. You guys, alien ship, full board. Like I've always thought there's a life out there. My conspiracy theory is the release of these tapes. Remember when Trump wanted to start the Space Force last year? You release these in a weird way like this. No one knows where they're from.

Helps push along that Space Force initiative. That's true. That's a good point. That is a good point. Yeah, that's all I got, guys. So the military starts releasing it, then the government can be like... They just fucking made it up. Now that makes it that video could just be fucking Millmore.

Photoshop. All because Trump wants a Space Force. I do think, I do lean towards these things don't get leaked. And the fact that there's just three videos all of a sudden that do, I'm a suspect. When you were taking the call

from your Postmates guy, the Navy guy on the phone said, I said, well, how is this getting out? And he was like, well, because there's one whistleblower and then once there's one whistleblower, it's just everywhere. They can't stop it.

But that feels like... And to me, it would feel like there would be someone who's like, well i'm gonna release this footage yeah i'm gonna release the the pictures of the aliens i've got i'm gonna release the footage like the like everything okay like whatever fuck it yeah everything unless it was just like we're just gonna have these three fake videos we're gonna put them out there but the thing is there's no reaction that's the whole point of this conversation it's not working yeah it's not even like people aren't like, we've got to get the Space Force. We've got to get them up there.

It's just us. Space Force. And if it was a Trump thing. The Navy's like looking, like they're like scrubbing the internet. They're like, there's only one mention of this and it's on this radio show. One, two hour show. And if it was a Trump thing, it would be all, he would want it all over everything so that people would then be scared.

So then when he comes out, he's like, hey, I want to create this Space Force. People would be like, oh, yeah, there's panic. We down to do it. But it's not. How do you even make a space force? No one knows. No one has any idea. That was such a brilliant idea, too, though.

Space force. One of the funniest tweets I've seen is like, if you had told me, like, I never would have believed 20 years ago that one day we're going to have a president who fucks hookers and wants to create a space force and I still hate him. That guy would be the coolest. That is fantastic. That's also a good point. We'll do a few more calls here before we hit our break and then we can move on. Jake, what do you got?

Yeah, I just wanted to kind of talk about where you guys were saying how religion would be all a mess from this. I think, I mean, just from hearing the Jewish guy, I'm Catholic myself, I mean, there were things, you know, back in the day, the start of Christianity that we didn't know about, like things in the ocean and shit that would be considered aliens to those people that didn't really affect it. I think just

anything in creation they just keep under God's creation whether it's unknown to us or not. That's a good point. I can kind of get with that. That was a pretty good argument. Not like the Bible knew about fucking giant squids and shit. They were just like, oh, I don't know. God get with that. That was a pretty good argument. Not like the Bible knew about fucking, you know, giant squids and shit. They were just like, oh, I don't know.

God also created that. That's true. That is very true. Like, back in, like, the 1800s, they would think what we have now is alien stuff. We just didn't know that they had it. Huh. I guess the problem would be if you found out that aliens were like way when does when does christianity think that humans started when do when do you guys think adam and eve was well like if aliens

came up and they somehow proved that we were like we're millions of years old i'm not even gonna try to pretend like i know that but everybody always talks about like oh the 2000 years ago was jesus but i think that timeline is skewed. That Adam and Eve shit is a long time before that, right? Yeah. Yeah. I honestly don't know. 10,000 whatever years ago.

They don't even deal with years. They just make that shit up. I honestly don't know that answer. But I can get behind that. Fuck it. It's a new Bible. No, I don't think in the Bible it's like in this year, this is when creation happened, which is in the beginning.

But I kind of like that thought of that guy. He's right. It's like, oh, well, let's do it. I just like that in the beginning. I don't know. The beginning. When did that happen? The beginning.

The start of it all. Yeah, yeah. You know, the time when it started. What time were you there? The beginning. I'm going to start using that. Why are you late? I don't know. It was the beginning i'm gonna start using that well i didn't why are you late i don't know it was the beginning mike hey guys what's up how's it going hey so um the argument that technology 25 years ago is like way far ahead of where it is to uh that we're way far ahead now than we

were 25 years ago it's true and false kind of because like on a micro scale sure like the technology and computers inside the airplanes that are able to tell like the flaps to lift that's a lot different but as far as the actual method of propulsion that hasn't changed a fuck all like right the a10 was like made in 1972 and that's still our main close support aircraft. Right. It's kind of a big picture thing, yeah. Right, right, right. So the question is, if UFOs did get here, how the fuck did they get here?

Because to travel the speed of light, you've got to reach an infinite mass. So they're definitely doing some sort of wormhole dimension holding on itself bullshit. But so maybe this is an ignorant question. So 25 years ago, we had things like drones that could do what they can do now? So that's, again, that's on a micro scale. So instead of having someone mechanically pull a lever that is attached to a cable that pulls a flap, we now have radios that are able to send a frequency to the remote that does the same thing.

Right, so... Right, it's still, like, the way they, like, take flight. Like, gravity and all that stuff. Yeah, it's still, like, going fast enough to generate lift. Right. Right, so couldn't it be... Like, you have, like, an engine that, like, bursts a fucking, you know, and then when there's enough speed with a lift, you take off.

That kind of shit is still the same. But, yeah, the technology itself has changed. So couldn't there be a scenario where however we figured out in the last X amount of years with drones, they could do that on a larger scale in 10, 15, 20 years? Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

But like my argument is that our military is not as fucking put together as people think it is. Like I'm an IT guy for an aircraft manufacturer, and they do not have their shit together as far as they put their appearance forward. Well, that's something I think we can... Well, and I

love our troops. I'm not saying, like, oh, no, it's just, like, technology doesn't change to the degree we perceive it changing, if that makes sense. Yeah, no, I get that. I also think that you can say that pretty much everybody, every job, every industry is a shit show. Nobody knows what they're doing.

Nobody knows. Did he say he was at MIT? There's some minister of technology who's like, I don't fucking know, whatever. I don't know anything about those robots, but I'll tell you what, those robots have evolved very quickly at MIT. The dog ones? Yeah. The fighting ones?

The jumping ones? The fighting ones? You can't tell me, Mr. MIT. I think he said he was an MIT guy, ones? You can't tell me, Mr. MIT. I think he said he was an MIT guy, right? You can't tell me technology is not that changed. Have you seen the way they can parkour up and down stairs and shit? Don't tell me that hasn't changed.

Imagine being one of the guys we got to test with their stability. You got to go beat it. You seen the videos of them beating with bats and chairs? I'm not fighting that thing. That thing's called to fight back. Yeah, we're going to keep helping us in advance, and I'm just going to be the guy who beats it with a bat until one day he decides he's got enough to get beaten with a bat. He's going to remember that.

Yeah, like forget the aliens. We should be worried about the robots taking over. Where was this officially confirmed? The Navy. The Navy confirmed it, and it was written in the New York Times. Okay, so if you turn on CNN right now, are they worried? That's what we were saying. That's what this whole thing started.

Like, why is nobody talking about this? I thought Fights made it up when he said it because I was like, it's literally nowhere on the map. The brief headlines are, U.S. Navy confirms UFOs are real. If you wrote that in the 1950s with Rosmel, New Mexico, it would be, like, the fucking biggest story in the world. And for some reason today, it's like, okay. Thursday Night Football is coming. Their spin zone is going to be like confirming UFOs are real. Don't confirm aliens.

All they're saying is that we do not. But the way they described it, like this was in a military zone that there should be no planes in. It is like defying the laws of physics. We don't know where they came from. We don't know how the technology is there. And we don't know, like, you know, we don't know like you know we don't we like well it wasn't just like yes there are there are aircrafts it was just like yeah they they incited a little bit of like panic in the sense they were like we don't know what's going on yeah the way that i kind of look at it is that it definitely

doesn't confirm aliens but you have to figure like all the technology that exists right now were built by these like engineers that probably went to MIT or whatever, but not all of those people that go to MIT go on to want to like do good things. Like what if there's someone that learned all this shit in engineering school and then they're just like,

hey, I'm just going to build all this shit for myself. Like wasn't the Unabomber was just like, I think he was, was he an engineer? Yeah, he's a smart ass dude who's built all those bombs.

But it's like, yeah, it's like some people like become engineers to do good things. Some people become engineers because they want to do weird things. Not necessarily bad, but it's like if I can build something and then I can sell the, you know, the rights or, like, the model or whatever. I'm not doing this for the government. Wasn't there? I think usually the government, I would bet the government finds the people who, like, could possibly do that.

Yeah. And they either, like, pay them a boatload of money or kill them. But what about the people in like china well yeah that's fine in russia there's gotta be there's gotta be someone that's like building some weird shit that actually knows how to do it and has like the funding for it and the materials or whatever and they can just do it and it's like that's a ufo it's like no really that's just like that's just fucking dave he went to mit and he went on musk shit if he's building rockets and like that's why i don't know if it was officially out there or not, or if it's a conspiracy,

but I remember someone being like, yeah, no, someone came up with like a car model where they could get like a hundred miles to the gallon. And then an oil company bought the blueprint and then just trashed toward just read. I mean, I, I believe that shit probably happens on, on a scale. Yeah. There's gotta be people that can come up with something like that. And it just never sees the light of day for reasons X, Y, and Z. I believe anything that's like with oil or guns or that old school.

I'm sure tobacco tried to fight it for the longest time. Anybody who's like your industry is going to be completely threatened by like technology or like evolution of this shit. I'm sure there are guys who are squashing it. What about like people who are in control of major airlines? What if somebody's figured out a way cheaper and faster way to get people to travel and they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. We have to have people sitting in airports

and paying all this money. 50 bucks a bag. Yeah. Carry on. No, not carry on. Check. Unless you're spirit, then you have to pay for your water.

All right, let's hit a break. When we come back, we'll switch things up. Final segment of the day before chicks in the office take over on this game.