KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Avengers Assemble (with Zah, Brandon Walker, Robbie Fox, Ellie Schnitt, Trent, Marty Mush, Jared Carrabis, Kayce Smith and KFC)

Episode Date: November 25, 2019

An ensemble cast Zah returning from Zimbabwe, Brandon Walker and Kayce on college football, Robbie Fox catching Jared Carrabis up on nerd culture (and regular human being culture), Trent, Ellie and Marty doing relationship advice and more.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Welcome, welcome, welcome back, Zah! Oh, shit!

Back in my motherfucking building! Oh, God. Am I about to be attacked by John right now? John is running into the fucking booth right now, giving him a big old hug. How we doing, Casey? I didn't know you were back! Yeah, buddy! Just got back yesterday.

Yesterday afternoon. How miserable are you? Oh, so miserable. So miserable. It was Oh, so miserable. So miserable. It was so refreshing being home. I was the happiest that I've been in my life. Well, not my life, but in a while. Yeah.

Then I have to come back to this shit. Have you lowered the price of how much it would take for you to just never come back? 200K is his number. Oh, no, he's lowering it. What's it at now? No, after this trip, I'll do it for free. I'm out of this bitch. Why don't you go? No. No, I'm kidding. No, you got to make money'll do it for free. I'm out of this bitch. Why don't you go?

No? No, I'm kidding. No, you got to make money. You got a job. But you know what? It's like, do you? It's like, you know,

you do, but you don't. It's the old Mexican fisherman fable. Yeah. Like, especially, you don't have family, you don't have kids right now.

Now's the time to fucking... A single is a $2 bill. I might just get out of the way. You were there for two weeks? Three weeks. It feels like you've talked for a year. Two for the filming, then the travel and stuff like that, dates around that comes up to you. Yeah, that's a long enough time where you're like, oh, shit, yeah.

Like, you go on a trip and you get right back. It's, like, not a big deal. But, like, three weeks is like you went back home and you're like living there. You know what I mean? Yeah, it was awesome. How about your travel buddies? How did they adapt to Zimbabwe? You know what the funny thing is?

I could not have asked for two better guys to come with me. Yeah, I just saw your description. I believe it would not be me. Yeah, these guys did not complain about, I actually was doing most of the complaining. I was complaining about when we went camping, the tent that we were living in. These guys loved it.

Some of the food, I was complaining about it. These guys loved it. It was incredible. At the end of the day, they're still crazy white people. Oh yeah, yep. And Donnie might be the craziest white person. I was going to say, when Donnie 2 is crazier than Donnie 1, the craziest I was going to say when Donnie 2 is crazier than Donnie 1 that's some shit

Donnie's are crazy the hippos, the leopards I didn't know hippos were the number one killer number one man killer in Africa why is that? do they just have a taste for flesh? hippos are very territorial and people,

water is a source of life, both food and, and to drink. So when people go to the water to go either fish or get water, if the hippo is out on land grazing, it will, it will just truck stick you. So the thing is,

it kills you, but it doesn't even eat you. It kills you. Just to get the fuck out of the way. Yeah. Crocodiles, the crocodiles would come and finish you off. Oh, my God.

But that was actually the least dangerous of what he actually did. Donnie, Donnie, Big Donnie, Donnie Does is a big, he's a big wanderer. He's a big wanderer. Yeah, off the trail, off the, yeah. So this motherfucker was wandering when we were on safari in the middle of the bush. Middle of bumfuck nowhere. I can guarantee you he probably had three different species of animals

that had eyes on him all the time. And you can't see them. And here he is just walking around like he's walking around in Central Park or something. I saw you saying you wish he had a leash on him. Imagine if he did. He was pulling him around like the fucking... Like the kids' leashes at Six Flags?

Yup. I mean, that's... Saw walking the Donnie's? I mean, I don't want his death to be on me, but... Yeah, that's the thing. Did you feel responsible? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So I tried to... I tried to... I mean, I tried to... We made sure that everything that we did was pretty safe and all that. I see you as like a mom with a kid in the mall. Yeah.

It's just like... You don't understand how many people here want to kidnap you. You have to fucking pay attention. You have three eyes on the predators at all times like these guys friendly but yeah nope they want to kill you kind of deal you i saw you quote sweet i think donnie and you said that like being near the monkeys on the golf course was more dangerous than the hippos is that true yeah yeah so so the hippo, what happens is you have to understand hippo behavior. If they're in the water, you act naturally. If they're in the water, for you to provoke them, a hippo is only provoked if it can't fully submerge under the water kind of deal.

So the part that they were in, they could fully submerge. So we were fine in that sense. And then to piss them off, you would actually have to go to where they're at. Then they'll be pissed off. It's only when they're on land where they're the most dangerous because when they come out, right, they go in a straight line. So the way they come out, the path that they took is the path that they will take to get back into the water. And the place that we went to, the place that he entered and took the hippo mode picture, was the place that they go in and out of the water. Of course.

However, it was middle of the day, hot as fuck. It was like 100 degrees at the time, so they're all in the water. They're not going to come out because it's way too hot. And yeah, he had three sets of eyes. Three sets of eyes in that case. Hippo is like, it's too hot to kill white people. I'm not getting out of this water.

Especially because they don't eat you, right? They're just killing you. Yeah, they don't. They're herbivores. And what? The difference is the monkeys will just come after you? A monkey, yeah. A monkey is used to humans being around.

And in those touristy areas, what usually happens is humans, you know, the white Americans think it's, oh, it's cute. Let me give this monkey an apple. So they get very close to, they get very close and very used to humans. So if you don't have an apple to, what's it called, to give it, it might rip your face off. I would totally be one of those white people. No apple? That would be like, oh, look at these cute monkeys. That would 100% be me.

Monkeys are not to be fucked with, man. Not those big wild ones. Only the one-eyed ones that my dad had in the fucking woods, man. Yeah, no, but we had a fucked with, man. Not those big wild ones, only the one-eyed ones that my dad had in the fucking woods, man. Yeah, no, but we had a good time, though. So is it going to be like a, I mean, I imagine you guys

have hours of footage. Yeah, so from what I understand, we have, I don't know if it's 80 gig or something crazy. Donnie was flirting with the idea of dropping 8 to 10.

Yeah, I was going to say, it must be like a multi-part series. We were down there for two weeks. We're pretty much rolling every day kind of deal. So eight to ten videos.

I don't know exactly when they're going to drop. I'm hearing rumblings of roundabout Thanksgiving a little bit, maybe a little bit after Thanksgiving kind of deal. Who do you think would be the worst person, worst people in the office? If you had to swap out the two Donnies for two of the worst people here to do what you guys did? I don't know her that well, so I hope she doesn't take this as an insult, but Ellie is number one.

I think she would probably own up to that. I think she'd go hand up. Ellie might be a nightmare then. Just to be fair, let me think of a guy that... Everybody's looking at me. I don't care, but you'll be fine though, Kevin. No?

Probably not. Kevin would be fine because Kevin wouldn't want to go, but once he's there, he wouldn't complain. Yeah, that's probably fair. I'm not a complainer. I wouldn't be like... I go with the flow. If we're eating weird food and we're doing weird shit, I'm here, I'm on your turf,

I'll do it. Yeah. But like, just like the heat, the sun, the hiking, like the, I don't know if I could physically

do some of this shit. I don't know if I, but I would never, I would never like complain, especially if I had, you know what, you know what it is? If I went with like John,

I would complain. But if it's like, I know I'm in your hometown and like you're showing me or something like that, I'd be like, I don't think you'd even complain with me. not i mean once you're there it's not worth complaining about right well i will always just make the best of where i am and yeah i think you're you're very

much you know you're kevin couch clancy or whatever it is but i also think i've never done something with you out of your comfort zone that you didn't have fun i think yeah it's also even if it's like something as little as like going away for the weekend on a work trip or like it's like i know you don't want to be there but like once we're there we do it yeah yeah it's also such a unique experience that i i don't think most people would because i mean when when are you gonna ever do something like that again and when are you gonna run into something people pay a lot of money to go do that kind of stuff but i also just feel like you get the authentic flavor with Zaha and his family. I could book a trip there,

but I'm going to be in a hotel. That's what I'm saying. It's even cooler. If you're with someone down there, it's better. The name I can think of, unfortunately, he's left. I mean, he couldn't even handle fucking France, but Buddha Ben in Zimbabwe would be. Yeah, he's not exactly the most adept world traveler.

Well, we're happy to have you back. Jared would be high up on that list. Yeah, Jared would be paying off. Jared won't even take the subway. Yeah. Because the food has to be. And he'd be like, where are the chicken fingers? No, dude. And we don't do that.

Yeah. You can't eat just normal everyday food you can get down at the bodegas. Unless it's like steak tips, chicken fingers. He ain't doing it. So, yeah, the rocket would be a pain in the fucking ass. Yeah, he would. He's out. Fights is in, obviously.

He's doing some starting nine shit, I believe. So back here, Zod, nothing really changed. The Patriots are just winning football games. That's all I hear. I'm trying to think of Zod. Did you miss anything? Actually, wait, hold on. Something did change.

What's that? The Jets. Yeah, yeah, the Jets. The Jets, I heard the Jets won like two or three games in a row. You might need to go back to Zimbabwe, bro. Maybe it's you guys. I'll be more than happy to do that, man. The Jets are rolling right now, and they've got, I mean, the season's done,

but the Raiders are next, and the Raiders are actually playing well, and they're the better team. But after that, it's Bengals-Dolphins. If you can squeak one out with the Raiders somehow, you're potentially looking at a five game winning streak for the jets, which I know it means nothing to, uh, to Patriots fans here in,

in studio with me. But I, I mean, from a, from a team that we're talking about mono and third string quarterbacks and all sorts of garbage like that. If they string together five, that would be something,

but we're getting way, way ahead of ourselves. Yesterday was a delight to just... I mean, Kevin, I bet on the money line yesterday. It was... Yeah, I mean... What was the final? I don't even know the final. I basically tuned out at 34-3. 34-17? Yeah, it was 34-17.

They made it a little more respectable. But I was in the car for the fourth quarter, and Le'Veon Bell scored like 12 minutes to go, and I was like, I filmed goddamn Jets right then and there. I was like, this shit is done. Yeah, they beat the fuck out of them. I mean, the Redskins are atrocious.

Did you see the video of Dwayne Haskins begging his offensive linebacker? It's so sad. I had to turn it off. I couldn't watch the full video. Yeah, I mean, and that's where I'm saying. How can I help you? As a Jets fan, I've always said, I just want to watch like a competent football team.

I don't even so sad that I don't really care about wins and losses. I just want to see a team who can like play and aren't just a complete dumpster fire. And I mean, the Redskins take that to a whole other level. If you haven't seen the video, I'm not even gonna bother with the audio because it's it's it's like on the sidelines. You can't really hear it. But Dwayne H haskins has his entire o-line on the on the bench on the sidelines and he's like what can i do to help you and they're just like shrugging their shoulders one guy starts laughing yeah they are i mean they're bad jets had i i again i like kind of tuned out towards the fourth but at that point they had six sacks jamal adams had three of

them i mean he was on the ground there were there were plays where he literally just jumped on the ground and turtled just like fucking fuck this yeah so i mean it was from the jump like the jets were doing whatever they wanted both sides of the ball uh i mean i don't get games like that i mean a lot of people a lot of people see are people, people think that I am like, I like to hate them and I want them to be bad because there are people like that. And those, those, that group of fans was like, doesn't count. And I'm like, just fucking enjoy this one, man. They are, wins are hard to come by, but blowout wins where you're like laughing and goofing and I was like hanging out, like stress-free.

Those are, I mean, honestly, probably maybe once a year for me. Enjoy it. Beating a bad team when someone says it doesn't count is the stupidest thing in football. Because guess what? Most teams in football are bad teams. So just win the games you're supposed

to win and you fucking have a good record. You also can't do it both ways. When Sam Darnold got absolutely emasculated and dominated by the patriots everyone was like this guy sucks right that then you have then you can't turn around and discredit when he beats the shit out of someone if they're bad yeah it's like when he played a historical defense he struggled and everyone's like this guy is nothing and then it's like well okay now what does he do against the lesser defense he absolutely annihilates them and that's what we've seen him do it's like he's had his big moments against bad teams and he just needs to learn how to do it against a good team that seems like a very natural progression to me and also by the way i mean his

body still cannot even be 100 no he's still like the average person would still be on the fucking couch so i don't care if you're doing it against the Redskins. I don't care if you're doing it against like a college team. To go out there in the same season that you were suffering from mono and put up, I mean, he had 203 touchdowns at the half. Really? Yeah, he finished with four touchdowns, like 300 yards. Like he had a fucking monster game. And the problem is, it's just like, the thing I do worry about is almost like a quadruple a player

like in baseball where it's like he's great in the minor then he just can't make that jump where it's like he's awesome against these bad teams and then when he plays the good ones not only is he not great but he's like that's when he does stupid shit he throws like those terrible interceptions in like year two i mean he's still 21 right and that's the thing he's like yeah not only is he you know uh seasons wise young but like he's he's young for his class so he's like someone saying the other day about uh jermaine wiggins where like he's making the jump this year and age is so like different than what year you are in the league it's like some people are like oh my god it's his sixth year in the league like about time

he makes the jump and i've been playing for like but then it Oh, he's 24? No kidding now he's making the jump. So it's like, with a young player, you do just have to have patience. Sometimes they don't work out. But if they're showing some signs, have some patience. Well, that's also why when they make the argument that you shouldn't have to stay in college for three years, it's like, no, that actually does

make a big difference. I understand what people are saying with guys like Trevor Lawrence. Like, okay, fine. Throw him in the league a little bit early because he's showing he can do that. But most of them at 19, 20 years old, no matter how good in college they are, are not going to go just immediately be badasses in the NFL. But they'll only stay in college if you're going to start paying them because otherwise you'll end up like Tua.

I completely agree with that, too. There's arguments on both sides of that. There almost needs to be like a... People are talking about he might come back to Alabama. These people are ridiculous. Well, I mean, I would consider... Why? Let's say well is he done done yeah for the season yeah yeah but and then like supposed to make a full recovery why oh he is i i only i haven't like followed up on it since uh saturday night but i i the early reports i saw were like it's possibly career threatening no he's well i think it's career threatening in the sense that he's had what like three

major injuries yeah well yeah i mean it was both ankles and now it's hit but at one point i thought it was the like career ending type of injury but it didn't get that far and now they're saying he's supposed to make a full recovery not he's not playing this year right but he should he be fine next let's say and it is probably is unlikely but let's say it makes him a projected fourth round pick that won't happen he'll still be first round pick. But if it, I agree. But if it did, Oh yeah.

If it did, of course, but it won't. I mean, he was supposed to be a top, you'd go back. If I'm going to be a fourth round pick, cause then I'm under contract for no fucking money for three more years. The only problem is no money for one more year.

He has way too much. It's like, what if it's yet again, another risk, like your whole, you know, 11, 12 games of,

you know, he has way too much on tape. That would never happen. He won't fall out of the first round i mean he people people will always still like draft on that potential and you know especially a national championship these things are all kind of different injuries that are like uh incident related as opposed to just like i've got a bad knee i've got a bad back i've got a bad whatever i think that like even if he was even it was like a fucking bad though i know that's why even if he was, even if it was like a fucking bad, I know that's why I'm surprised.

Ankles and hips do feel like something that's not good. Yeah. But there, from what I understand, the latest on it is that like they are expected to be able to make him a serviceable player again and that he can just go to the NFL. They don't know if he's ever going to be the same guy, but even just that just sucks.

I mean, you just don't know that with anybody though. That's why I think ultimately I would be down with no age restriction. I almost feel like there needs to be like a you unlock your ability to get drafted. Like if you're a quarterback, you throw for X, Y, Z yards in this number of touchdowns. If you like put up Trevor Lawrence numbers, you should be able to go because, you know, this guy. We were talking about it when it was like there was I mean, I only saw one report. So then we were just talking about it at the bar After that tweet

Where it said it's possibly career threatening And it was like That should be the catalyst To start paying football players Because if Tua Tagovailoa Has to work at Enterprise Rent-A-Car Then the system is broken Yeah, for real

In two years what he's done He should never have to work again He's made $100 million For the University of Alabama, more than that. Taking the two national championships, you should be good. You can't live a extreme lifestyle, but you should not have to work again in two years of that. Well, honestly, if God forbid things were career ending, I would hope the Alabama boosters

would just be like, you go home one day and there's just duffel bags on cash. But I bet they wouldn't, because guess what? What do you do for me now? I know you go home one day and there's just duffel bags. But I bet they wouldn't because guess what? What do you do for me now? I know exactly. I mean, there's such selfless fucking assholes that we were talking about on unnecessary roughness. Brandon was like,

well, maybe he could come back to Alabama if they're like, Hey, we'll give you even more money than you would make if you went to the NFL and slide that under the table. I mean, that's, and that's how this all is eventually going to four minutes ago.

The report is the prognosis is excellent after his surgery. Oh, that's good. But tanking for two is crazy, man. Tanking for two has to be dead. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, I mean, it's funny. Now it's like tanking for Chase Young. The Redskins, by the way, I mean, there are so many bad teams this year.

There's so many bad teams every year. Most of the NFL is really bad. Don't you feel like this year, like the Dol the bangles the redskins the falcons i mean there are all like looking like they're gonna be two win teams yeah i mean it's like fucking bad the jets are like you know at one point looked like they were one of those teams and now they you know they look like all all worlds compared to some of these fucking teams i'm sure it is always kind of this way but this just feels like a particularly down year. So if you're looking for a quarterback,

there's nobody in this class? Joe. Yeah, I know. Joe Bro. Yeah, he's coming out. I love him. Oh, he's so much fun. Jalen Hurts is coming out, but he won't be a top pick.

That was some turn of events in the college football barstool world this weekend brandon walker had himself a night hey i have a bone to pick with brandon walker real quick i saw he i he got deked he said something like i finally got one on dave i've been getting punched down on for a long time now brandy been here six i was gonna say i've been getting punched down for a decade for real that's don't get that i saw that too that that was and i know he does it like you know on air with him all the time but like get in line homie like there's a there's a line of about 500 people before you it's nice to just win one after six months i will still wait i mean decade deep still waiting i completely agree with you guys,

but I also will say like Dave has literally said he is going to chop his penis off on air. Like, it's not like, Oh, like we're going to make jokes and stuff like on that college football show. He was like, you will literally be emasculated to where you do not have a dick anymore.

Dave has wished aliens to kidnap my children. He's, uh, he talked about, uh, well, things that I can't even repeat. Uh,

you know, if we want to, I think, I think we can go tit for tat here, but, uh, He talked about things that I can't even repeat. I think we can go tit for tat here. You guys definitely have it worse. But as someone on the other side of it, I feel like Brandon, he won for the people. He won for everyone in that line. I also think it's funny when, obviously this is all silly because nobody won or lost or is rooting for teams. They're the ones doing the work. But when you're down 28-3 and you like squeak by you know what I mean it's not even

it wasn't like he dominated Dave Portnoy it was like by the skin of your teeth you got away with one because like that's never gonna fucking happen again that shit and the fact that it was actually 28-3 I think it was better that it happened that way because Dave the entire time thought he had won.

It's better to watch Dave lose, but it's almost like we would joke, be like, never in doubt. You know what I mean? We knew it all along. You got so fucking lucky. Did you watch the video that Dave made whenever he buried Brandon?

Yeah, and he said, don't beat your children. That wouldn't have happened if they weren't being dominated. So that is how what went crazy afterwards. To make it a little sweeter for me if I could interject, the approval or the cheers they're getting for coming back 28-3 is well deserved.

Patriots did it in a quarter less. Yeah. I think they scored their first maybe 28-10 with like seven minutes left in the second, I think, right? I mean, we're talking about the best NFL team and literally big 12 football like that's not something to brag about the super bowl yeah it is well i mean obviously it is but it's like i mean yeah like oh it took a oklahoma football a little bit longer to come back when it's one of the best teams in nfl history how much did dave end up losing on that i don't know but he i know he

had like different things parlayed but it wasn't even about the money i mean obviously you put the money on it too but like you guys don't watch the college football show i wouldn't expect he just made like baylor his thing right he made baylor his thing but not only that like he was going after brandon about being dumb from mississippi and saying he would literally lose his dick if baylor did win the football game and so for three quarters of the game, Dave was right. And Dave was making sure everybody knew he was right. That's why the dominant thing is actually, I think, even funnier. But like Brandon has said for a long time, Baylor is a fraud.

The difference, like I've said the same thing, but I also just say. But do you know what I mean? I say Baylor. I know that they blew it, but it's like, yeah, I mean, I guess they're a fraud. But when you showed that you're like, you can dominate, it's hard for me to be like, they're a fraud. But when you showed that you can dominate, it's hard for me to be like, they're a fraud. You know what I'm saying? They got their shit kicked in. It's like, yeah, this team stinks.

It's like, you know, they couldn't hold on to a lead as different than like they, you know. I mean, they couldn't hold on to a 25-point lead, and they were projected to maybe go to the playoffs. That's never happened in college playoff history. Yeah, yeah. That's never happened. But you know what I'm saying?

Like a comeback is different than like just getting dominated yeah i mean the if you watch the game and so many things could be worse football standpoint like jalen hurts who that's the biggest the best thing for me was i've been talking about how good jalen hurts is all year and brandon saying he's not now granted he stunk in the first half but it was beautiful irony to me as an unnecessary roughness partake because he had to have Jalen Hurts be good. This is just beautiful. But the reason that Baylor was up so much in the first half was because Jalen Hurts turned the ball over so many times.

So it wasn't like Baylor was coming out and just fucking Tom Brady slinging it. And their quarterback looked good for a little bit. I'm not taking away from that, but it wasn't like they were just a wildly better football team. Jalen Hurts just stunk. That line of Brandon's, I don't care about the ramifications wildly better football team. Jalen Hurts just stunk. That line of Brandon's, I don't care about the ramifications of the football game, just that one line of my grandma and my 10-year-old daughter are my favorite people with Dave Borden under 5'10".

Did you see what he tweeted whenever Dave said, I can't feel my legs? No, what was it? Dave tweeted, I can't feel my legs at some point in the fourth quarter, and he said, don't worry, they're tiny anyways. And I was like, I mean, Brandon. What brandon what do you love it i love it beautiful he when i came in yesterday morning it looked like he just got laid oh i'm sure he was so i mean for a guy like that that's infinitely better than any amount of sex with anybody in the world i mean he he's got a little

frank the tank in him where like his his life life and the blood flowing through his veins is sports. College football. Yeah, specifically that. College football and gambling. But he lives and breathes it. And the entire day yesterday, he couldn't get that smirk off of his face. You know what he should have done? He should have bet Dave those puppies.

He should have been like, you have to take the remaining puppies off my hands. Dave likes dogs. Yeah, but whatever. Brandon Walker. Dave has to take care of three dogs. Three puppies? Yeah. Like labs.

That would be unbelievable. I have a feeling that Rene would probably have those dogs after a really quick amount of time. That's actually what he should just do in general. But yeah, a lot of good. I mean, the Patriots were, that was one of those games where I wish I could have like collectively spoken to Eagles fans and been like, you're losing this game. Like, don't get your hopes up. They've done it two games in a row now where

I don't know what the deal is. Obviously, the Patriots have issues. I'm not going to say they don't. But twice in a row now, they've just taken off the first quarter. The second, third, and fourth quarters, they won against the Ravens. Second, third, and fourth quarter, they dominated against the Eagles. I think after the first quarter,

I think technically the Eagles scored their touchdown at the start of the second right but whatever the field flipped the first quarter but like it was i think after that it was 10 straight punts and that was the end of the game wow there was it was they have offensive issues but the fucking defense special teams jake bailey is a gangster so that's me i saw uh people down on whence now it's not not great for the Dave Portnoy Philly dynamic. The jersey he had on yesterday is just so patronizing. Forget about you need Carson Wentz to win for your football team. We need Carson Wentz to win strictly for the Dave storyline.

It's just brutal if it all plays out exactly how Dave said it would. That hurts. When is Smitty or – I mean, I know that some of them have been more rational, but has he walked this back yet? Because I know when the Eagles played the Cowboys a month ago, he like berated me when I was like, are you going to admit it now? He was like, look at the stats one time for me. He's still claiming – there was a video breaking down how shitty

and useless the Eagles wide receivers are. And Smitty was quote tweeting that, being like, but Carson Wentz hold on to the ball too long. So he's reaching for absolute... I mean, it's like you can't not put some blame on the quarterback. I'm not saying he deserves all of it.

And I mean, especially, I've learned, you know, I mean, if you don't have an offensive line, you're fucked. And if you see some of these other, you know, I mean, everybody, if you don't have an offensive line, you're fucked. And if you see some of these other like. Shout out Isaiah Wynn back today. The rest of your weapons, the rest of your coaching, like there's so much that goes into it. But you also have to just put some on because the flip side is you look at a guy like fucking Lamar Jackson, where it's just like, well, I don't know. He ain't having any problems, dude.

Like you could drop that guy into any situation. He's probably going to ball out. I've been in these situations that Smitty finds himself in now where you're defending. Committed to a certain player. You're defending that player to your death. Now, my player, I was right on both. Yeah, that's the stuff.

You've never done it where you. And I was right in the sense like they were already winning. People just don't like them. Tuker Rask is the ultimate. If you just say you don't like him, and that's fine. You don't like him as a person. But the stats are the stats. There is something, though, to like...

Even I will hear, just the other week, Tua had an absolute disaster of a game, right? Yeah. So I think that there's instances with both those players where they have moments... Did you say Tua? Tuka. Oh, I was going to ask you about the LSU game.

I just remember Marina was in the pantry, and someone was like, what the fuck happened? She was like, yeah, Tuca was a mess last night. Yeah, you play 60 games a year, you have bad games. But I feel like David Price and Tuca were both susceptible to a couple losses or a couple whatever big spots here or there where they melt down versus just steadily like, oh, you lose some, you win some. It's like in a couple instances where you really didn't have it. I think Tuca is the second winningest goal in hockey in the last 10 years.

It's also the difference, too, where Smitty has a direct comparison to who they could have had. In those situations, you're standing by those players, but Nick Foles won a Super Bowl MVP, and they let go because they stood by Carson Wentz. Would you, if Tuca Tuka was just like, you know, trash right now, would you just ride it out? Or would you eventually be like, listen, all right, he's not anymore.

He was good. He's not anymore. I'd probably ride it out. Yeah? I think you kind of have to. But also, like, I mean, I do it the opposite way, where, like, I'm so negative about my teams, and I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop,

and I guess I'm still waiting for them to just, like, be just like be good but like I did it this year with the Mets like when they made their run I was like put the egg on my face let's fucking go I don't care but I guess it's different when you're when the dynamic is flipped and it's now like the guy's bad and you want to hold on to hope like obviously but I think you know doesn't play for a and m but i'm ready i was ready to ride out that take forever like oh his star wide receiver was the cowboys with you is really the tough one yeah i mean but it's like to me if you stand by a player no matter what like i feel like you have to ride it out until you physically

cannot i'd probably never i probably wouldn't ever say he's bad now i would just stop talking about yeah yeah yeah that's the thing it's just like dave do with johnny didn't dave have like a take on johnny johnny uh no he finally did like but like this year like on a rundown like a month ago yeah he said that johnny man's always gonna be a pro bowl pro bowl quarterback and i think it was like when he was deemed ineligible for the xfl or whatever the fuck it was then he was like all right i think it's finally time but yeah he was doing like car insurance commercials yeah it was. And he was like, all right, I think it's finally time. But yeah, it took several years. I think he was doing like car insurance commercials or something. Yeah, it was definitely some sort of like catalyst.

He was like, all right, I guess we can finally fucking call it. Let's hit our first break. When we come back, we got a couple calls on the line. Dominican Dylan is here to talk. And we'll keep it rolling here on Football. Oh, a little Cal to take you to the break. Go check out Identity Crisis. Our boy's got a new album out.

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Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. ridiculously stupid. What is up, everybody? It is a Tuesday. and right off the top this is not cck today brandon walker

this is not the normal programming uh kevin and john are in philadelphia for kfc radio live jared is in boston to do starting nine marty is in ph doing making a gambler. So you know what I said? We're going to do unnecessary roughness live on radio today. You just named so many people that had to be out for me to be in. No, no, no, no, no. What I did, what I did was name all of the CCK characters. I'm surprised you stopped there. And that's it though.

Ellie's at lunch and the chicks in the office are tired. And you know what? I really hate spending time with you. So I spend most of my time with you. Yeah. But in reality, it's a nice thing because we talked about doing this at the beginning of the season. Sure. And it never came to fruition because both of us have a lot of shit to do.

Yeah. So I figured why not on this glorious Tuesday, just have two hours of Unnecessary Roughness live. Give the people a chance to yell at us. Unnecessary Roughness is our wildly successful college football podcast that we do together. I host that show. You do? I run point on that one. Yeah, because I run point on the college football show, so we decided that I didn't need to

run too much point. Yeah. No, I agree. I agree. Because you don't like me very much. You are a good point guard. I'm an all right point guard. Yeah.

You're a great point guard. Thank you very much. I feel like this is like we're supposed to be giving each other compliments and, and you're not giving me any compliments. Well, the list you, the list thing, you just had to tell them where everybody was. No, no, no. It makes more sense because if the, if like anybody else was here, we would have to do CCK because this time slot on Barstool radio on serious power 85 is CCK. But I just swiped that today and i said no no this is unnecessary roughness with cck's intro music so i know what we're going to get into oh we're going to get

into college football right i would think so yeah we're going to get into the weeds we're going to have some calls and if you want to talk college football uh we have not done this show live at all we've always been pre-recorded yeah we only take the hot takes via twitter right so if you have something to say if something i've said pisses you off, something Casey said pisses you off, go ahead and call in. But let me add something else. Oh,

if you're out there and you're listening and you, you're not a college football person, you want to call in and talk about anything else. We'll talk. We'll take randoms too. I like random calls. So Brandon and I, if you haven't listened to our podcast,

we obviously talk mostly about college football, but you know, we sprinkle in a little movie references. Yeah. A little, we talked John Stamos and how hot he is last week. We talked about a league of their own and how Dottie was very, very selfish at the end. You're big mad at Dottie. I got a lot of sports movie takes. I could just, I feel like we can just really go wherever we want for the next two hours. And I, I tweeted, like, remember the Titans? Oh, are you about to slander? Remember the Titans? It's a good movie, Brandon, but they won a state championship, Brandon, by running a backside Georgia verse from the, from 70 yards

away with a quarterback who hadn't played in three months. Yeah. It's Denzel Washington. He's not going to lose that game. I know he's not going to lose the game. It's based on a true story, but they made up the last play in the last play they made up was stupid. Well, it was Disney. They had to make it fancy. They didn't have to make it believable. I mean, I don't know if you know this, but most of those movies kind of embellish. Yeah, bite your tongue. But which one does it? Are you telling me there weren't angels in the outfield?

Definitely not. Definitely not. I mean, I believe in angels. They weren't in that outfield. Are you telling me a 10-year-old kid did not run Rookie of the Year in Chicago in 1993? Are you telling me that tennis shoes didn't make Lil Bow Wow like Mike? Well, I never saw that, but I'm sure that happened. You didn't see that movie?

No, I'm much older than you, much more sophisticated. Why would I watch like Mike? You know, I was going to say, yeah, you are older, but you can't say you're more sophisticated. Not even a little bit. We're both from the South, so neither one of us can really say that. I guess I'm not really from the South. I'm from Texas, but I still can't. I do view Texas as its own entity. I don't view it as the South, but even though it is the South.

It is definitely the Southern part of the United States, but nobody in Texas. Which food group do you miss most from Texas that you can get down there? Barbecue or Tex-Mex? That's what I was going to ask. So tacos? I mean, you can get tacos here. They're not the same. You know, the queso.

I'm also one of those people and people shame me. I love corn tortillas more than flour tortillas. I also love corn tortillas. Are we best friends? No. We spend a lot of time together. We do. We're now, I said this on the last episode of unnecessary roughness.

We're like the stepbrothers memes at this point. You want to go do karate in the garage? That's what you're saying? Yeah. We have good housekeeping magazines down there. Did I tell you what my wife bought me for my anniversary? No, I know what you got her. What did she get you?

I got her a purse from somewhere. And she got me a ping pong table, which I believe is being delivered today. I remember us having the conversation in the office, what you would rather have in your man cave, a ping pong table or a pool table. And I was on your side about the ping pong table. Yeah. I mean, ping pong is way a pool table. And I was on your side about the ping pong table. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, ping pong is way better. Both are good.

Both are good. But if you're going to have it in your man cave and you're not like going to be smoking cigars and drinking whiskey. Yeah. With an older crowd. Yeah. Ping pong is more exciting. I'd say.

Yeah. And I'm, and plus there's that element of a little cardiovascular activity. You don't get that in pool that you kind of get it a little bit in ping pong enough to make you want to do other cardiovascular activity, which I need to do desperately. It makes you want to work out. Well, it makes you just get your blood flowing. Pool doesn't get your blood flowing.

Yeah. And well, unless you're like betting on it or something, right? I'm just saying you go to like a billiard hall. You're actually, you're, you're moving side to side and you're, you know, you're, you're, you're working up a tiny bit of sweat. Did you ever play Wii? Oh, yeah. That's like when you play Wii.

I still have a Wii right now. When you play Wii Tennis, you're actually getting a workout. Yeah, I really enjoyed Wii Tennis. Enjoyed Wii Golf. I just like the Wii. Let's bring it back. I have it right now at my house, hooked up. Can you bring it here so we can play it here?

I'll come to your house so I can take a puppy. You haven't taken a puppy yet. There are still four puppies available, by the way. I can't take a puppy because I live in a tiny little Manhattan apartment. Oh, look at you, money bags. No. If I had money bags, I would be living in not a tiny little Manhattan apartment. I would be living in a big Manhattan apartment if I had money.

Penthouse doesn't take dogs, huh? Well, I don't know if it does or not but i i don't live in it so i know i live in a nice little one person bedroom in new york city how's your week going we rarely talk on days where we don't have to well we talk we so we small talk but we rarely get together on days we don't have to get together yeah we usually like do the little hey how's your morning going and then we like talk shit a little bit in passing. But we don't really speak to each other other than, well, we speak to each other on Saturdays, Sundays, and Wednesdays in length. So some would say that would carry over to all seven days. Do you say that?

No. Just some people would say that. You know what stresses me out? The salad right here? That you didn't eat your lunch before the show. I never eat my lunch before the show. Why didn't you eat your lunch before the show? I eat a little bit before.

I eat a little bit at halftime. And then I eat a little bit afterwards because it's one to three is a tough thing for my eating schedule. When I'm in charge of Barstool, which I think is coming soon because I just, I just, uh, I just son David Portnoy this week. But when I'm in charge of Barstool, it's going to be no food in the studios. That's probably great. That's probably a good rule. Yeah. I don't, I don't like looking at your salad.

Well, you don't have to look at it. I will say I hate when people chew into the mic. Now, the old studio, you didn't really have an option if you were eating. Everybody could hear it. See, what people don't do here that they should is you can turn your microphone off. So if you are going to eat in the studio, you can just hit this off button or even this nice little cough button. And you can chew and no one can hear you. Sounds pretty good.

It's pretty fancy. But when you're in charge, if you're ever in charge, you can't do it. Who's your favorite game show host? Is it Alex Trebek or Bob Barker or Pat Sajak? I, Steve Harvey's moving up the list. Steve Harvey's a good one. I mean, Bob Barker is like old school and I always think about Happy Gilmore with Bob Barker. You know what Bob Barker makes me think of?

What? Going to my grandmother or grandfather's house and watching Price is Right and Young and the Restless on a morning. Like if you miss school and you had to go stay there, it feels like missing school. And missing school is always a good feeling. Oh, yeah. Incredible feeling. Price is Right was like the staple when you were home from school. Yeah.

A lot of things. What was your favorite Price is Right game? Oh, that's tough. I mean, there's only one answer. Well, what's your answer? The answer is Plinko. Everybody. I don't like Plinko.

I don't know. I just never, that one really didn't like, you know, push a button. I like the one where you have to like actually guess the prices of all the different items. Yeah. I like that one. Well, that's every, literally every other game. Yeah. So you liked every other game.

I liked all the prices. Right. You know, my favorite game show growing up was was the one with the lady that had the British accent and you would fall through the why can't I think of it now you would fall through the floor I think you just made this up you know what I'm talking about

what was it called Russian Roulette no it was close to that though and it was around the same time that Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was super hot you're talking about The Weakest Link you didn't fall through the floor yes you do. No, you don't. Yes, you do.

She says you are the weakest link. Goodbye. And you fall through. Google it right now. I guarantee you. I don't think you fall through the floor. I promise you fall through the floor. I think you've some sort of repressed memories or something.

No. You're scared of trap doors. Is that what it is? No, I actually used to love trap doors. The weakest link, you would fall through the floor. No, you were making that up. Well, how did you get kicked off then? She just said, you are the weakest link.

Goodbye. And then where goodbye? You walk off? What? Just like, what are they? They're not going to kill you. No, I think you fall through the floor. All right.

It would have been much more interesting if you did fall through the floor. I can promise you. Look, I'm going to play this. This is really terrible radio, but watch. No, she's not going to fall through the floor. Oh. See? Fuck, who fell through the floor? Oh can promise you. Look, I'm going to play this. This is really terrible radio, but watch. She's not going to fall through the floor. See? Who fell through the floor? Oh my God. Somebody fell through the floor. On Russian Roulette, they always

fall through the floor. What is Russian Roulette? That's when you... It used to be on Game Show. The whole stage is like a gun platform and it rotates and if you get it wrong and you get bad luck, you fall through the floor. Damn it. Yeah, it's rushing over. Would you have been better on Double Dare or American Gladiators?

Double Dare. Double Dare was awesome. I would be horrible on American Gladiators. I would too, now that I think about it. The Game Show Network, there was a show called Dog Eat Dog. Now I just realize all of my game show memories are just a farce. I thought you fell through the floor. You just watched a bunch of dime store game shows.

You didn't watch the good ones. No, because my grandmother loved the game show network. Oh, yeah. So that was what we watched when I was with her. My grandmother's dead. So it was mine. Sad. Well, on that note, why don't we talk about a little bit of college football?

Let's. Let's talk about it. So 833-857-8665 is the phone lines. We're going to light them up. They're already lit up with a bunch of college football takes. I did tweet out. This is your opportunity to talk to us about anything you want that you hear on unnecessary roughness or whatever you want. Uh, we do kind of shit on fan bases on the regular and I'm already seeing people. Oh, they've been waiting for this. Oh yeah.

So we have a ton of calls and I'm just going to go down the list because people just love that. You know what? People just love unnecessary roughness. We're finding out. I know. Let's do it. Pat on the back. All right. We've got Mark in Tampa. He wants to add to the shit list. All right, let's go. What's up, Mark? How are you? Quickly, supermarket sweep is very underrated at the stay at home game show. I agree. Guy Fieri stole that. So I want to add Urban Meyer to my shit list, and I have some breaking news. I will tell you exactly where Urban Meyer is going to coach next year. Whichever job opening comes up that has the most loaded roster, because that piece of crap has never built shit in his life. He takes a Lamborghini.

He slams his foot on the gas pedal with Braxton Miller and Carlos Hyde. He inherited Chris Leak and our loaded Florida roster. And I'm sick and damn tired of every single person sucking that dude's ass for being a mediocre coach with a loaded roster from the jump. He wouldn't take the Notre Dame job because it wasn't a loaded

enough roster. He'll take that shit now because Brian Kelly's already laid the foundation. Get his ass! Stay at home, bitch! Get his ass! That's already laid the foundation. Get his ass. Stay at home, bitch. Get his ass. That's the energy we need. That's a great shit list. That was a phenomenal call.

That's a great shit list contribution. Boy, I'm fired up. I'm not going through a wall. I kind of want to punch somebody right now. No, I can't say that anymore. I can't say that anymore. Okay. Deke scratched that from the record.

He can't say that anymore. If I were able to in a setting that I could punch somebody, I would want to punch somebody. Isn't that like a punching thing over there? I don't know. I'm not turning around. I'm scared. I don't like when things are behind me. No, no, it's like, it's been in the studio for a long time. It's like a little blow up, like tackle thing. I don't think I agree with everything he said, because I do think urban Meyer built a lot at Florida. I mean, Tim Tebow and Percy Harvin were not on the roster when he got there. He was able to recruit them and he was able to recruit some great players to Ohio state.

But I do agree that Urban Meyer did have a propensity to go to situations that were tailor-made to be pushed over the top. And then has the propensity to leave them when shit is getting a little bit heated. Well, now granted, obviously Ohio state, Ohio state in great shape. Well, that's because he was guilty of some things, Brandon. I know heated. Now, Brandon, obviously, Ohio State is incredible this year. But he did leave Ohio State in great shape. Well, that's because he was guilty of some things, Brandon. I know, but he still left it in great shape, whether he was guilty or not. But whenever things start to get a little controversial surrounding him, or maybe a little testy, little headaches on the sidelines,

and listen, I think Urban Meyer is a great football coach. I don't completely agree with that shit list for the same reasons you do no but but he perfectly embodied what the shit list is perfectly so people who are listening that don't know what the shit list is on sundays we add to the shit list me you and jack mack our lovely producer who just popped in the studio yeah um he we all three add and it's like, I guess we've only had one time where we've all agreed. That was this past weekend. Gary Danielson, shout out him.

Yeah. And it's survivor pool style. So you can't add somebody that's already been added. Right. Urban Meyer being, by the way, we're going into week 13 and the fact Urban Meyer has not been added on our shit list is actually kind of surprising. Well, he's not doing anything. Well, yeah, but I mean, he's still in the mix.

I don't know which roster I assume he's still waiting for USC or Notre Dame, but I don't think either roster. I guess Notre Dame's roster is in much better shape than USC, but USC with Keaton Slovis and others. Keaton Slovis is and he's killing it. And we talked about this when we thought Clay Helton was still going to get fired, which it doesn't

appear. I still think he is going to get fired even if he goes eight and four. If USC gets a handshake agreement with Urban Meyer, they'll fire Clay Helton just to get him out of there. That's the thing with Notre Dame. It's like why we've said Brian Kelly just kind of putts along. He's doing enough to hang on to the job. Right. So for Notre Dame to get rid of

him, they would have to know Urban Meyer's taking that job too. I'm fired up now. That was a fantastic opening call. Beautiful. I love it. Unnecessary Roughness live on radio starting out a hot, hot take. Jacob from Ohio, what do you got on coaches on the hot seat? Yeah, I got a couple coaches that I'd just like to know if you guys think will be there next year or not. I'd like to start with Mark D'Antoni at Michigan State.

Yeah, so I'm beginning to wonder. I think he's built up enough goodwill in that program. He's been there long enough that he gets a mulligan year, that he gets a year. And I know he wasn't great last year, but this year has been, the cheese has really slid off the cracker for him. I don't think he's done a good job this year. I don't think he is the answer at Michigan State long-term, but I believe he has put enough goodwill in the bank. He will get another year at Michigan State.

We talked about this in the last episode as well. The only thing, though, is that when you get embarrassed by your rivals the way that he got embarrassed last weekend and he's been having subpar seasons as what he should have with the like mark d'antonio is one of those names like oh synonymous with college football the way that jim harbaugh and that michigan team embarrassed the shit out of them last weekend i could see that being the last time he played Michigan as a Michigan State head coach. So you got another coach? Yeah, my next one is kind of not really a hot seat, but what about Luke Fickle at Cincinnati? Do you think he gets a bigger job?

I think if Irvin, let's say they do fire Clay Helton and Irvin doesn't take it, I think USC probably reaches out to Luke Fickle. I don't think he'll get a job that a top-flight coach would get, but he would get a secondary job. I do think his days at Cincinnati are numbered, and I think he's going to a bigger job this year. I don't know which job that is that opens up, but I could see him.

I could see Florida State striking out on two or three guys and then falling to Luke Fickle. I could see that easily. And that's another one of those things. When you get a coach that's not in the Power five or a coach that has the big allure around him. It's, it can be a hit or miss situation, but this guy seems to be a good fit. But I mean, USC would be a huge jump.

It would be a huge jump, but I mean, USC is not fishing out of the same out of the waters that we think they're fishing out of. They're not going to, they're not going to get Carol back. They're not going, if they don't get Urban Meyer, which I think they do, but they're not going to get Nick Saban to come out there. They're not going to get Chris Peterson to come down from Washington. They're going to have to fish among the Luke Fickles of the world if, in fact, they do not get Urban Meyer.

And if, in fact, they do fire Clay Helton. Is there a bunch of ifs? There's more ifs than I thought there were. A lot of ifs. Speaking of Michigan State, we've got Joey in D.C. What do you got on Michigan State? Oh, no, not Michigan State. More Mississippi State.

Oh, it says MSU. That's my bad. That's my bad. You motherfucker. It says MSU, and I just— Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Miss State is how I would say Mississippi State. Go ahead, please, sir.

I mean, I don't blame you. I wouldn't think of Mississippi State either unless this question arose. I'm actually the Maryland fan that called in about Penn State and bet on them a while ago. Oh, yeah, that was tough. Brandon, do you follow Mississippi State recruiting at all? I do. A lot.

Do you know the name Lydiatric Griffin? Lydiatric Griffin. He's from Philadelphia, Mississippi. He's a three-star wide receiver. Why? Well, I'm just curious. What's his deal? Because he's decommitted, recommitted to you guys three times now, and now he's saying Maryland's on the list, I believe Illinois and a few others. He got bumped to a four-star. Would you even want him playing for y'all if he decommitted three times now?

Yes, 100%. I don't give a fuck what they do in high school. I don't care what they say. I don't care if they go to the prom dance with this guy or this girl, this whatever. I don't care what they say in high school. When it comes time to sign the paper, that's all that matters. I don't care about any of the dances. So he likes the attention probably.

He's a good player. He's from Philadelphia, Mississippi. And if you're a Maryland fan, if you're anybody else, I'm just going to – don't get your hopes up. That guy is going to Mississippi State. So he's a good player. Well, then in that case, I hope he decommits for the fourth time, comes to Maryland, and we play you all in a bowl game,

and he wins a good touchdown on you all. Well, A, you're probably not going to a bowl game under that coach. B, nobody's leaving Mississippi to go to Maryland. And C, I do like your program and you guys are good people. That guy called in whenever Maryland was paying Penn State and said he put his entire rent on Maryland. Is that why he

was calling from what sounded like a shelter of some sort? Yeah, he was probably homeless. I mean, I don't know if you remember how that game went as well as I do. Poorly. Very poorly. Got Will in San Antonio. And Will, before you say something, Brandon, I just want to let you know that this subject line says Baylor slander. I don't know if it's pro-Baylor slander or negative Baylor slander, but that's where we're going. Well, let's hear from Will.

Hey, Brandon, Casey. So, Casey, I'm actually the guy who is the reason you left the South, according to Twitter. I'm done with that guy. I'm hanging up on that guy why i told him he was the reason i left the south because he um he was mad because i was talking about how i don't respect baylor as a program which is like a joke because the whole raping thing yeah you know that whole thing and then he like went after how um i you can't be a christian and swear on radio wow okay yeah and so i went i like when i he like kept going back, he was like, you're terrible for the

brand because you swear on radio when it was all like a big joke. Let's just move on from that. Yeah. That guy stinks. And by the way, we were talking about him in the studio that day and everybody that was sitting around me was like, oh, this is the reason I don't go to church because a guy's like him. I was like, that's what I told him.

Yeah. I don't, I whatever. Yeah. No, that guy is not getting through. Kevin in new york what do you got on ohio state they stink wow ohio state i love the way you say stink by the way there's a lot of hate behind that well you asked what i had on oh State. So one word, they stink. I love it. The only thing they've been good at is winning me Ohio State first half bets all year,

except this past weekend when they couldn't even cover the spread against fucking Rutgers. Anyways, they stink. And I just wanted to let everyone hear my take on it. I'll say it again. They stink. And it sucks that Alabama or the winner of the Pac-12 championship is going to miss out on the playoffs because they stink. Kevin, who are you a fan of by chance? I don't really like to talk about it that much.

Well, it's a safe space. Nobody's listening. Don't worry. I went to Syracuse. But yeah, but they stink. There's nothing wrong with that. My question is, and thanks for the call, Kevin. My question is, I should ask him before I hung up.

That's bad by me. He's saying that because they didn't cover against Rutgers, which means he lost money on it. No, no, no, no. I think he just holds that belief. I think he believes Ohio State stinks. I don't know how you can watch that team and think they stink. I'm just telling you, I felt it.

I know that voice. I know that. Trust me, I've had this voice a lot in my life where you sit and you scream into the ether. I don't care what you people think. This team is not any good. I've said that voice a lot. Now, this team is good. Ohio State's really, really, really good.

But I respect his passion. I respect him just hanging on. The world's changing around him, and Ohio State's killing everybody, but he's just pointing at the sky. No, they stink. I respect that just hanging on and the world's changing around him and Ohio State's killing everybody, but he's just pointing at the sky. No, they stink. I respect that. Yelling at the clouds. If he had been betting on them all year, he'd love Ohio State. He just jumped on the bandwagon late. He just said he's won money all year on

the first half bets. But he was saying that they can't even cover against Rutgers, which, like I said, I got tossed up in the Ohio State Twitter world because I said, I can't believe they didn't cover against Rutgers, and Ohio State fans thought I thought they stink. I was like, no, I think they're so good that their second and third string guys can cover a 51-point spread.

Bad on me for thinking that they were that good, but they are that good. I mean, they are 1A, 1B, the best teams in the country with LSU. Well, whatever. And Clemson, obviously. Calm down, Casey. I just get so upset for Clemson, obviously. Calm down, Casey. I just get so upset for Clemson every time we start talking about this. I liked Kevin. I liked Kevin a lot.

I liked Kevin a lot. I like that you stink energy even when they don't. And you know what? What? He wasn't from the South. No, he's from New York, right? Yeah. Syracuse.

Syracuse. I mean, speaking of Syracuse, they're like on lockdown right now and stuff. Did you hear about all this? I didn't. There's like some like scary shit going on at Syracuse right now. Well, let's not talk about real stuff. Well, no, we don't have to. I'm just letting you know thoughts and prayers.

Hubs is in there talking about like people airdropping a bunch of stuff. I don't know. It sounds like it's bad. It doesn't sound good. Not good. Not good. We've got Pat in South Carolina wants to talk about the Gamecocks. Pat, I'm sorry about that game last weekend.

That was tough, huh? Talking about Team Bat Steak. That was tough, huh? Talking about teams that stink. Let it out. I mean, so, God, it's just so hard to formulate words when talking about this team. So, Will Muschamp kind of does this, like, advertisement that he is the greatest South Carolina coach that's ever been here.

He has, like, the most wins for the first three seasons. All this bullshit when he's, like, 2-10 versus ranked teams. Somehow Jake Fromm just had, like, a seizure all game against us this year and, like, couldn't play, so we won. I don't know how that was possible. But did y'all see what came out? I don't know. It's probably pretty localized South Carolina news.

But what came out recently about what the president recently leaked to the media. No, what did he say? So we have a new president, Carlson, doesn't matter. He apparently, so Ray Tanner, our AD, gave Muschamp a vote of confidence, probably because his buyout is like $25 million. But so it just came out that Carlson back-channeled to FSU and asked them how they handled tired buyout.

And that came out and it's big, like Columbia news. Like, Oh, you know, so, I mean, I don't blame the question.

I mean, we'll, much champ shouldn't be at South Carolina. No, no, no, no. I think he shouldn't be a head coach anywhere.

No, he shouldn't be. I have no idea why the fuck South Carolina, when it was in the market for a head coach, decided to look at a guy who failed at Florida, a place where you got to try pretty fucking hard to fail. You got to really, I mean, you got a lot of advantages at Florida. We have to like sharks. One of the best programs in the country.

And if you can't win there in the sec East. In the 2010s, you're not a very good football coach. And South Carolina looked at that and said, you know what? Huh, I like that guy. I like him. I know he failed at Florida, who's a better program than us, but we're going to come let him run our program and see if he can't make us. What the fuck were they thinking?

Why is Will Muschamp a head coach? He's a good defensive coordinator, should not be a head coach in the SEC. He's not going to win. South Carolina, every second that he is your head coach, I love South Carolina. It's my second favorite SEC program. I just always had a kinship with them. I like South Carolina fans. I think they're the most down-to-earth, likable fans

in the SEC outside of my own fan base. Not counting A&M because they were in the SEC. No, I'm 100% counting A&M. Well, you've never been to College Station. How have you? I'm so counting A&M. A&M is incredibly nice. Trust me. Of all the A&M fans I've met, what one i love south carolina fans and will muschamp is a joke should have never been hired and you got to fire him immediately especially after having steve spurrier and i understand he left in the middle of the season and they had to deal with that but

it's not like they had just some like mediocre coach before and i understand steve Spurrier at the end of his career, wasn't doing what he was in the middle of his career. But at the same time, it's like, it's not like you go out and you get Jim McElwain after you have Will Muschamp. It's like you had Steve Spurrier. What are we doing? No, it's like you live in a small town and you're trying to date and you date this woman who who's just recently divorced and she ruined a great marriage by cheating or something.

And you look at her and say, well, she ruined one marriage. She's not marriage material, but I think I'll ask her to marry me. Right away. That's stupid. Not even giving him a little bit of chance of like some purgatory to see if she gets her life right. It's not going to work. It's usually not going to.

I will say for people that don't listen to our podcast, I think we do very good with the dating analogies. Well, certainly we both have just weird dating stories that just fit into football. It depends. It depends on how your week has gone. Yeah, that's true. Some Sundays you show up with some sharp dating analogies, and some Sundays you show up and I just get depressed as shit listening to you.

Well, that's sad. Yeah. During the off-season, I told you we're going to do I Share My Dating Life With You, changing names, of course. Oh, I might kill myself, Casey. Well, the off-season's long. You know, the off-season's long. No, no, just one. Just like a bonus. Like once a month we should we do once a month i can tell my therapist i don't have to see her that week can i be your therapist yeah well not every week i

need actual like you know real life therapy sometimes brandon walker's led a real life i could oh i know you've let i could therapize you through some things yeah but you might tell me to go on a date to like Walmart. And that wasn't a slight at him, folks. He actually took girls to Walmart on dates back in the day. It was one date. I met a girl at a Walmart. We met on AIM, and I had her meet me at Walmart, and then we went to Arby's, and I had a chicken bacon Swiss, and I got mustard on my shirt. And on your face, right?

Did not end up marrying that girl. No. She was good looking, though. Yeah, your wife is good looking too though. So good looking. She is. You really outkicked your coverage on that one. I did.

It's okay though. I love that phrase. By the way, I love that phrase. I also think it's a compliment for men. Oh, it's the biggest compliment you can receive as a married man. When somebody looks at your wife and says, she married you? And I just, in my mind, I'm like, you're motherfucking right. She married me.

Yeah. And I feel like if you say it the opposite, it's not a compliment. Well, nobody would ever say, oh, you married her? Nobody would ever say that. Nobody would ever say, oh, you got a fat wife? No, but I can see where they look at the wife and they're like, God, how'd you get him? No, nobody ever says that. Well, they don't say it out loud, but they think it.

Yeah. You, y'all, y'all be thinking. Yeah. Judgmental. Women be thinking stuff, don't you? You know what I'm saying? Up here on the East Coast, they just tell you to your face if they think you're ugly. They tell

you a lot of things. Yeah, they don't care. No. Guess what? They don't care if you swear either. Fun facts. I've heard. Do you still catch any of the Mississippi State? They do draw the line at pushing people, apparently. I've learned that. What do you mean? They didn't like well uh they didn't

like that they didn't like that okay they don't like that so that that was that and i i need to know where the line was and that's the line that's should i get double no i'd rather you did i don't know if za was were you back there whenever he said he wanted to punch something we said no no no we can't do that yeah he was there you were there oh yeah i was getting so i was waiting i was actually waiting for him to. It happened 15 minutes ago. It didn't happen in February. It feels like it happened in fucking February.

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You good? I know you like that. Welcome back. I know you like that. How long you been back? Welcome, welcome, today, Wednesday? It's Wednesday. Kevin's busy.

Casey's doing the college football show. I got Bob Fox next to me, which is perfect because I don't know if you know this, Bob Fox, but I've been desperately trying to catch up to society. And I don't know if you know what that Bob Fox, but I've been desperately trying to catch up to society. And I don't know if you know what that is. I'm well aware of this. Yeah. I mean, the last few years of me knowing you has been me trying to aid you in doing that.

Yeah. In many different facets of life. It's been a long road. It's been a long road. I feel like musically, I'll never catch up. I don't like new music. Yeah, you don't have to. Yeah, I don't like new music.

You're more of a rock and roll guy. Yeah. But I went to that Greta Van Fleet show with you guys. Caught up. I'm in the middle of catching up on The Office. But this past weekend, I went back to Boston, and I sent Bob Fox a text message. And I was like, you know what?

I'm sick and tired of everyone talking about these Avengers movies and me just being left out what did I say I threw a tweet out there what came out what was popular when Endgame first came out it was Endgame and something else what do you mean what was popular when Endgame first came out like something else was like popping off at that point

there's a Spider-Man movie that came out right afterwards I don't even think it was like a comic it wasn't comic book related it was like pop culture related like I sent out a tweet and it was like a comic, but it wasn't comic book related. It was like pop culture related. Like I sent out a tweet and I was like, I, Game of Thrones, probably.

Yes. Because the finale was, the last season and Avengers were all tied up together. Yes. So I remember, and by the way, I'll never catch up

on Game of Thrones. I don't care. Like I, especially now because I know how it ends. I was going to say now that, you know, it doesn't have a good ending

that the payoff isn't really worth it. Why, why spend the time? It is a really, really good show for a long time, though. I will say that. I enjoyed catching up. It was a fun time.

But to me, that's almost like saying, would you like to have sex knowing that it's the best sex you've ever had in your life, but instead of coming at the end, she bites your dick off? Like, no. I don't take that trade off. I don't. See and see a guy like me. I'm like, I don't know. take that trade off i don't see and see a guy like me i'm like i don't know six that often get in there she bites her dick off i don't have to worry about it later and i went with thrones seasons one through seven that's the thing it's like for me endgame everyone like you cried oh my god dude i can't watch it now without crying yeah and then what's the one before that infinity war infinity war Infinity War. So they're really, they're the connected ones, you know?

Yes. Endgame's more like a direct sequel to Infinity War. Correct. It's like two days after. Well, no. It's almost immediately after and then two days after. Not really. No.

Kinda. It's like five years after, actually. No, because, no, because Thanos, they catch up to him. It's like two days after he fucking does the snappy thing. True. Yeah. But then it jumps ahead five years. Yeah.

So you've seen Endgame. Yes. Wait, hold on. I watched Infinity War and Endgame over the weekend. I know that felt like you're not supposed to do that. Oh. But like I did. You texted me for a list of Marvel movies to watch to catch up.

And I was like, you'll love it if you catch up and watch some of these. Well, now I just get to the complete ending. Yep. So what'd you think? I loved it. Wow. Yeah, I'm in. Pretty fucking good.

So I think I did it the right way for me. Okay. Like I think like for me, cause I mean, it's still five hours. Yeah. I mean, as a, as a nerd sitting next to you right now this is enraging yeah but i'm really holding it in but like i'm really happy that you feel you did it the right way for you if you're in if you think that you're hooked now and you'll go back and watch the other ones yeah i would agree maybe that is the right way yeah

like i think that like for me now it's like all right so i watched infinity war and i watched endgame so now i can be like, oh, well I love Thor now, so I'm gonna go back and watch all the Thor movies. Well, you're gonna be disappointed there, because until Thor 3, Thor wasn't really Thor. Like, Taika Waititi took that character and did something

new with him. Thor Ragnarok was the one that takes place right before Infinity War, so the destruction that happens in the beginning of Infinity War, when you see his ship is all decimated, that happens two seconds after Thor 3. Got it. I'm just gonna enjoy the journey. That's all. I think you

will. I'm gonna enjoy the journey. And I think Captain America's another guy that... That's my guy. I'm a big Spider-Man guy. I love Spider-Man, but I don't like this iteration of Spider-Man. I don't like i don't like this iteration of spider-man oh i don't like i don't like high school like he's not he's not good enough to be involved spider-man i don't like that see that's like that is spider-man i know but i like it's not like the the toby mcguire spider-man that

could just go out there and just well that one was weird because he was also in high school but he was in high school you're right which was everyone's biggest complaint about that one as well as the andrew garfield one was that he wasn't he wasn't young enough yeah i would say that was the number one this is a whole new world to me yeah yeah yeah tom holland see tom holland is my favorite spider-man by far by a trillion billion gazillion miles. Nobody's even in his stratosphere. And someone recently actually told me that she didn't like Tom Holland's Spider-Man. And I was like, well, that might be a deal breaker then. Yeah.

Yeah. So you're saying that to me breaks my heart. You're going to have to go back, see Homecoming, see Far From Home. I think you'll like Far From Home a lot too because Far From Home sort of serves as an end game epilogue. Those are the two Spider-Man movies. So the first one is Homecoming.

Is it the same dude that plays Spider-Man? Yes. Okay. And the second one is Far From Home, and it kind of handles how Peter handles losing his mentor, his hero, you know, Tony Stark. Okay. Oh, so it's after Endgame.

Correct. Wow. Okay. All right. It handles the entire fallout of Endgame, how, you know, the whole snap, it talks about that, how people, then people,

you know, some younger brothers are now older than their older brothers. Cause they got snapped back. It's really cool. I think you'll like the, like in universe explanations for how they get around. Everything is awesome. So I think,

and this will probably piss you off too, but before I watched infinity war and then end game, I watched one of those like youtube videos no no that doesn't that makes me actually way happier that at least you got yeah that that's what i do with my sister my sister loves me and her always go back and forth i've seen every twilight movie i went to the midnight openings yeah of the twilight movies just because my sister loved them so much i love the passion that she had about them. I loved the passion that the crowd has. It reminded me of The Dark Knight or whatever.

All of these people just going crazy for something. So she would do the same, and she would come to Star Wars movies and comic book movies with me, and I would always make her watch one of those first. Got it. Yeah, so it was like a half an hour catch-you-up. Jeff D. Lowe actually made one, a 10-minute one. You could have watched that one. Huh. Catch up on the entire MCU before Endgame.

This one was a half hour. Okay. So that makes me even happier, yeah. So that was like everything you need to know to watch leading up to Endgame. But I stopped it once it got to Infinity War. Smart. Because I was like, I want to watch Infinity War. And that's sort of what Kevin did as well.

KFC, I think his first MCU movie, or at least his first that like really got him hooked was infinity war. He just went and saw it in theaters and he didn't watch one of those catch ups. He was just like, let me see if I could do this. He did it. He loved it. Yeah. And I feel like I'm what's,

what's coming down the pipeline. Like now that I've seen end game, now I need to see that Spider-Man movie. And then is there something coming out after that? Yeah. So black widow, they're doing a prequel on that takes place during Captain America Civil War, which is one of my favorites as well.

I would go back for you. Did you like the Guardians? Yeah. I was going to say, I think Guardians 1 and 2 should be like immediate. Get on those. They're hysterical. They're the funniest ones.

So watch Guardians. If you liked Thor, definitely. I need you to make me a map. You could watch Thor Ragnarok by itself it's just thor 3 yeah you could watch that you pretty much get everything you need that's what most people said when they tweeted me they're like if you're a thor guy dude that's the movie that you need ragnarok is next level because it's also uh not like buddy cop but it's thor and hulk so it's like you get both of them it's really cool hulk was a guy that i never really got into that much either, but I was like, I'm enjoying these characters. I want to go back and watch all these movies.

So that's what I'm going to need you to do, Bob. Okay. Because I'm going to need you to make me a map. Here's what we're going to do. Number it out. Here's what we're going to do. Here are the movies that you need to watch, and here's the order in which you need to watch them in.

You're going to tell me who your favorite characters are, what you liked about Infinity War, what you liked about Endgame, and I'll make like a curated list. Okay. Like designed for you, what I think you would like. The Captain America movies.

I'm a big Cap guy, but I would say all three of those are must watch. Right off the bat. Like First Avengers, a World War II movie. It's cool. It's different than the rest of them. I heard that not a lot happened

in the first Captain America movie. That's true. Like you could than the rest of them. I heard that not a lot happened in the first Captain America movie. That's true. You could skip it, but I think it's very enjoyable. They make Captain America and then he falls in love with some woman. With Peggy. Peggy. And that's the woman in his locket. Correct. Which just makes that Endgame ending that much more sweet.

By the way, I kind of like the idea of bringing back lockets. Oh yeah? Putting some pics in there? Yeah, why not? idea of bringing back lockets. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Putting some pics in there? Yeah, why not? That's definitely just a chick thing, though, right? Do guys, did guys ever carry around lockets? I mean, if Captain America does, I feel like that kind of like bridges the gap.

Well, his, would you call that a locket? His is like a, it's not like a necklace. It's a manly locket. Yeah, it's like one of those things that fancy people put in their vests when they wear three-piece tuxedos. It's like a stopwatch or something. A pocket watch. A pocket watch, yeah. I used to have a pocket watch.

Really? Oh, yeah. Why? I was a big pocket watch guy. Hold on. Yeah. How old were you? Like first grade.

Okay, fair. I think I got it for Christmas one year, and I was like, I guess I'm a pocket watch guy. Pocket watch is a weird thing. Whoever just thought, why don't we just throw a band on this? Cool for what, though? It's unique. Who else has it?

Maybe I'll start. I bet you I still have it. I bet you I still have the pocket watch. It's like a gold pocket watch? Gold pocket watch. You press the top of it, it pops out. I mean, the batteries have been dead since probably

1998 but and when is there a clip on the end of the chain or something you clip it onto there's a clip on the back of the watch and there's a clip on the end of the chain okay so you can either like put the watch oh so you could you could keep the watch like on your pocket flexing on it yeah you could yeah you could you could if you wanted to you could put the watch on your actual, like, belt loop. Hmm. Yeah. Seems like a very Monopoly Man thing to do. You throw a monocle on, you get a top hat.

I was more into it because I knew that the rich people in the Titanic were doing it. So I was like, well. That's what I mean. The rich people in the Titanic just look like the Monopoly Man. Yeah. Which isn't the worst look to have, I guess. Like, if you were to, like, bring something back from the early 1900s as a fashion move, as a style move, would you... I mean, the pocket watch is probably a good place to start.

Yeah. You're not going to bring back the top hat? Top hat's pretty good, though. If you could pull it off... Who in this office do you think could pull off a top hat? I've seen Devlin pull off a top hat, rough and rowdy style. He did pull off a top hat. He did.

Dave, I feel like, could pull off a mon hat, rough and rowdy style. He did pull off a top hat. He did. Dave, I feel like, could pull off a monocle. Oh, Dave, Dave, when he went to that thing in England, he went to a horse race

in England. Dave definitely pulled off a top hat. Because he had the whole outfit. He also had the suit that has like the, not wings,

but it has like a tail. He looked like that's another thing you could bring back. Yes. The suit that has like the tail. Yeah. That that. That's another thing you could bring back. Yes. Yeah. The suit with that has like the tail. Yeah.

That's pretty sweet. Hmm. If you're looking to bring back 1900s, uh, fashion, call in, uh, we're talking monocles,

stopwatches and more. What else do you think for me to be caught up with society? What else do you think I need to digest? Cause I feel like, uh, Game of Thrones is a big one. I'm not going to touch that. I don't think you're going to like my answer to this, but hold on. Let me guess. Let me just lay out what I'm working on. Okay. Game of Thrones is a big one. I'm not going to touch that. I don't think you're going to like my answer to this.

Hold on. Let me guess. Let me just lay out what I'm working on. Okay. Game of Thrones, I'm not doing it. The Office, I'm working on. The Avengers movies, I'm kind of working on. I've kind of seen.

You got Disney Plus now? I have Disney Plus. Perfect. You can work through them. Most of them are on there. Okay. So I got have Disney plus. Perfect. You could work through them. They're all, most of them are on there. Okay. So I, I got, I got, I got my Disney plus, but I feel like in terms of like is parks and rec and it's parks and rec is not in the same category.

I feel like from, from like a society standpoint as those things that I just mentioned, I would say it isn't, I I'm with you. Parks and rec is my personal favorite comedy ever. Yeah. And I recently got Trent into it and i caught him up we we watched almost like all of it and i'm one of these guys that it's a big like controversial thing i'm not trying to pick an enemy with the office i like parks and rec a lot better than the office yeah and i love the office i've seen the office four times through the complete series i just think parks and rec it's two different dynamics the office is about

characters that all kind of hate their jobs and hate each other but make the best of it series. I just think Parks and Rec, it's two different dynamics. The Office is about characters that all kind of hate their jobs and hate each other, but make the best of it. And Parks and Rec is about characters that like love each other and love their jobs and make the best of it. So it's just a little more optimistic, a little more lighthearted. And I think it's better. So I think you would like Parks and Rec a lot. If you like The Office, you would like Parks and Rec. I would say that. And from what I've understood, we haven't talked about The Office, but you do like it. Yes. Okay, cool.

I'm big into it. Awesome. I told you, I audibly gasped at the season finale of season two when Jim confesses his love. Oh, yeah. And then the kiss. Yeah. The kiss, I almost passed out. It could give me chills.

You maybe want to call up my ex-girlfriend from middle school and be like babe i miss all of you i want to let's run it back but i i have i have i have something that is another thing that you should maybe look into to catch up on society okay what about the bachelor the bachelor oh reality tv for you jared bob no this is a huge reality tv office but that's not something that like you can catch up on you can just jump in yes exactly you jump in next season you jump in you're gonna be a part of like bachelor twitter you're gonna need like the the past references to come off as trendy absolutely not that's the best part of like no one, no one is going to be like, oh, yeah, like fucking Carolyn. Oh, yeah, she's just like Wendy from season fucking five. People don't do that, really.

I feel like they do. I feel like that's how you prove yourself in the Bachelor world. It definitely is a way they could prove yourself. You don't have to prove yourself, though. Yeah. Nobody's expecting you to prove yourself. I don't like being. The Bachelor nation is very welcoming. Everyone's in.

Oh, yeah. I'm telling you. Because so many people have jumped on in the last few seasons, especially since the creation of Paradise. Paradise is a complete shit show. It's just they send literally a bunch of people to an island, an uneven number of guys and girls, and they're just like, fuck. And at the end of the week, whoever's single is out. It is savagery. Straight savagery, straight savagery. Since we're on the topic of discussion,

833-85-STOOL is the number. Just pretend that I've been in a coma since 2004 and I just woke up. What did I miss from a cultural standpoint, from just TV shows, movies, things that I need to consume to be a functioning member of this society. Let me know what I missed. Because I'm working on The Office. I'm not going to touch Game of Thrones. And I'm doing the Marvel movies. Can I give you a tip on those, by the way?

If you want to sound like you're in on the Marvel movies, you say, I'm working my way through the MCU. That's what you call it. The MCU. The Marvel Cinematic Universe. Oh! Is there a t-shirt out there that says that? Like the MCU. That's what you call it. The MCU. The Marvel Cinematic Universe. Oh, is there like, is there a t-shirt out there that says that?

Like the MCU? I'm sure there is. Yeah. I need to start wearing the merch. You're an MCU guy. Yeah. So that's like, that's what you call all of the movies that are connected,

the Avengers movies and all that. You just call them MCU movies. Do you think that there's like, cause I know that you're very open about being like a comic book guy and a Marvel guy. Do you think there's people that are like closet Marvel guys and girls? Not anymore. I don't think. Because I mean, like, I really think for the most part that there are.

Was it the highest grossing movie of all time? Yes. Endgame was. Endgame, yes. Highest grossing movie of all time. All time. Number one. And I don't know.

I feel like I definitely saw a lot of talk about it. But as far as like people that you run into on a day-to-day basis, I feel like not a lot of people are like openly Marvel maniacs. I think, I mean, there's definitely, you'll see more of them when movies are on the horizon and movies are about to come out or movies are in theaters. Right now we're in a bit of a lull because Marvel's taken like a year off for the first time in a while

because Endgame was just such a smash. Far From Home was such a smash. They're enjoying the cigarette. They're really just prepping for the next era. The next era of Marvel is a lot of Disney plus TV shows. It's a lot of different superheroes that haven't been worked into the universe before. I think now people don't care. I think nerd culture is so part of regular culture and mainstream culture.

It's almost cool. I think the Dark Knight played a big role. Oh. To be honest, going back to 2008. It's my favorite movie of all time. Me as well. I think the whole Christopher Nolan Batman trilogy. But honestly, it was the MCU.

Iron Man came out the same summer the Dark Knight did. That was the start of the MCU. Do we have a hand signal for the MCU? No, we don't. We could come up with one. Yeah, we'd probably figure something out. We was the start of the MCU. Do we have a hand signal for the MCU? No, we don't. We could come up with one. Yeah, we'd probably figure something out. We could figure something out. Yeah.

But Iron Man and Dark Knight came out pretty much at the same time. Iron Man's the start of everything. I haven't seen any of the Iron Man movies. Those are worth watching. I'm not a huge Iron Man 2 or 3 guy. Iron Man 3, I think, might be my least favorite movie

in the entire MCU. Kind of boring. But Iron Man 1, I'm writing a blog right now about Joker and a few different superhero movies. I called it maybe the best origin a superheroes ever had now tell me tell me if i'm off on this the reason why i was so turned off by comic book movies originally was because i was like all right so i'm gonna watch this movie and then there's gonna be a second one and a third one

but then they're just gonna make an entirely different series with a new actor playing the same character. I'm like, well, what the fuck? I'd rather just have, because I'm a horror movie guy, obviously. We once did a whole show just on horror movies. We should do an episode of My Mom's Basement. I would love to do that. Let's do that. Let's do that.

All right, we're going to do that. But it's like, so Halloween, for example. I mean, Michael Myers is the bad guy in all of them do that all right we're gonna do that uh but it's like so halloween for example i mean michael myers is the bad guy in all of them except for halloween three it's played by different people behind the mask but you don't like halloween three or is that uh people don't like that michael myers is not in it i know but do you like it uh i've never seen it all the way through okay like i've seen bits and pieces of it it's it's almost like kane in the mask for you. You're like, he's not, if Mike Myers isn't in it, I'm out.

I'm out. A hundred percent. Oh, so that's kind of how I look at it is like, all right, if you're going to have it and it's like Michael Myers, like you can tell it's the same, virtually the same mask,

whatever. Uh, Freddie Krueger played by Robert England and all the Friday, the 13th movie or a lot nightmare on Elm street. Uh, yes. Well, yeah,

I was curious. I didn't know how old he was when they started filming those or whatever. Yeah. Nightmare on Elm street uh yes well yeah just curious i didn't know how old he was when they started filming those or whatever yeah nightmare on elm street is probably like the whole like west craven thing with freddy krueger because like it's actually the same person the entire time except for like the the reboot or whatever so that's why i got turned off on comic book movies because i was like he like spider-man was the first i guess real comic book movie that i saw besides like the earlier like batman movies with Jim Carrey in them. So I'm watching this.

Love it. Spider-Man 3 was fucking trash. Horrible. And then they just were like, all right, we're just going to do a completely different Spider-Man. And then we're going to do all these other different comic book angles. And it's like they did. They did the Andrew Garfield movies. They stunk.

I just don't like when you start something and then you continue it and, and then you stop it, and then you restart it somewhere else. But that story's a little bit different. And I can't promise you that'll never happen again because we almost just went through it with this Spider-Man. I don't know if you saw any of that. We were blogging about it. I've never seen a non-Toby Maguire Spider-Man. No, no, no. I mean they almost recently, like not in the movies, in business terms, they almost pulled Spider-Man from the MCU. They almost said, oh yeah, this Tom Holland Spider-Man's out. Yeah. We're going to try to make Spider-Man movies with him in it and pretend like everything in Endgame never happened. That's not happening anymore. superhero movies are making nowadays with someone like kevin feige at the helm kevin feige is the

uh alex cora if you will of the mcu and he controls it he's controlled it since the beginning still controls oversees everything lets everyone know who's going where he's the manager he's got everything under control with someone like him at the helm you're not going to see turnover like that anymore we got a lot of calls here, Bob. People that are basically treating this like I said. Just treat it like I've been in a coma since 2004. It lines up. It's fair, yeah. I've essentially

disconnected from society. People think this is like a Jared Kouravas bit, like he doesn't know society. He does not know society. No, I have no idea. I think actually, I'm almost positive you came over our apartment. We were doing like a couch crew night the night Spider-Man got put back in the MCU. I think that's true. Because I think I made like an excited video.

Yeah, and you were in it. You were saying like, fuck you to someone. I was also there the night. I think Sony or something, yeah. Yeah, I was there that night and I was also there the night that Endgame officially passed Avatar. That might be what I'm thinking of. I might have been saying fucking James Cameron. Oh, it was both.

Yeah, it was both. Maybe you're just a fucking good luck charm in the MCU. Let's see. There's a few calls here. And Richard in St. Louis wants to tell me what I've been missing out on. Richard, what have I been missing out on if I've been in a coma since 2004,

which is essentially what's been going on? I would say one of my favorite shows I've come across is, I don't know if you've seen it, is True Detective. I have seen zero episodes of True Detective. Okay, I would definitely check out season one of True Detective. It has Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey in it. And season one is just one of my favorite shows of all time. Is Vince Vaughn in that show ever?

No? Did I make that up? Season two. Season two is a big drop off as far as I think the quality goes. And then season three kind of picks it back up. You'd be fine with skipping season two, in my opinion. But season one is definitely something to check out and then i also those shows the ones that are it's like you can watch season one and season two

has nothing to do with season one because it's new characters yeah they change yeah different characters different storylines different locations things like that got it so it's kind of like american horror story in that sense where it's just you don't have to watch any. You can just pick a random season, and you don't have to catch up. Yeah, exactly. Got it. What was the other one? Another thing, I heard you mention that you like horror. On Netflix is a show called Haunting of Hill House.

I've watched that. Oh, yeah. No, I've watched that. Oh, I think I watched some of that, too. Yeah. Yeah, I watched the first few episodes. Man, I fell off that. I, I think I watched some of that, too. Yeah, I watched the first few episodes. Man, I fell off that. I need to continue that. I think the second season is coming out soon.

Richard, thank you for the call. Haunting of Hill House, even if you're not a horror fan, which obviously it is a horror show. I remember the first episode being pretty fucking scary, too. It's awesome. Yeah. It's awesome.

The writing is great. The storyline is great. The storyline is great. The acting is great. Um, yeah, go back. Like if you haven't seen haunting of Hill house, that's,

that's definitely something that you want to check out. Have you seen hereditary? Never even heard of it. What? What's that? It's like the most famous horror movie that come out, that came out last year. No,

never seen it. All right. We're going to have to watch that. It's creepy. And then we're going to have to watch that. It's creepy. And then we're going to have to watch Midsommar. I think it's probably the most critically acclaimed and box office

popular horror movie to come out last year. Hereditary. Everyone loved it, yeah. I watched it with Trent. Trent was terrified. I feel like Trent's not a big... He doesn't love horror movies especially if it's too late at night. That's when you gotta watch them, Bob.

I know. I love that. I know you know. You turn the lights out. I mean, you got to. It's electric. Last night, me and Big Daddy Trent watched Frozen followed up by Monsters, Inc. So that shows you where we're at in our household in the horror spectrum.

I haven't seen Frozen. He hadn't either before last night. It's a great movie. I feel like if you don't have a kid or you don't have a niece or a nephew or something like that, I don't know. It's just kind of weird to watch it as an adult. I don't think you're right. This is one that's on

my list, but I, again, haven't seen. I think is it Aria in Long Island? Aria. Aria. Yeah, what's going on, boys? So this is one that is definitely very high on my list,

but go ahead. Yeah, so the new Joker movie is just, it's really awesome. I loved it. Actually, Robbie, I saw that you tweeted that you don't want them to make a sequel. Yeah, I would hate that. I think that would be horrible.

Isn't it? Are you coming? Like, it's guaranteed? No. Deadline just put out a report that said that that report was completely false and clickbait. Got it. Okay. I don't know.

I'm kind of on the fence. I would like to see a sequel just because I would like to see where Joaquin Phoenix, like, I want to see the Arthur Fleck character, you know, as awkward and, like, bipolar as he is. I want to see him kind of get comfortable with himself and grow into, like, that clown prince of crime role, get thugs, start an organization, you know? Yeah, I've seen a lot of people say that. I just think they painted themselves into a corner with the first movie. I can never see Arthur Fleck becoming the Joker. I don't think that's a real, like, everything about that character in the first movie convinced me that he's not the Joker and could never be the Joker. He just came off a little too stupid for me. So I feel like

a sequel couldn't happen. And it would also take away the impact of the first movie. I liked it. I just didn't love it. I saw it twice. I saw it actually went back to theaters to see it last week. i just yeah it's still in theaters yeah it just doesn't feel like a joker movie to me it feels like a a taxi driver remake that at the last minute someone wrote one scene and where he says and at the end he puts face paint on it didn't feel it didn't feel joker to me at all it was good i thought he was a great actor in it but it just wasn't what I was looking for. That is on my list.

Now that I know it's still in theaters, maybe I'll pop in. I've yet to do a... I would go quick. I think it's probably leaving a lot of theaters soon. I've yet to do a movie theater night by myself in New York. I'm kind of due for that. Maybe I'll do that

because I'm gone again. I just got back from Boston. We recorded episode 300 of section 10 yesterday with a very special guest. Wow. A two-hour interview in his house.

Oh, yeah. Two hours. With a special guest. He's got to be one of the longest interviews anyone's ever done here uh probably i'm sure mixtape goes wild with it but yeah we did yeah we did two hours with kurt schilling one time and that was in his house too but we released it as two parts this interview will be released as one part episode 300 and he also uh requested that in exchange for agreeing

to be the guest for episode 300 he wants to be the guest for 400, 500, 600, 700, et cetera. Wow. He wants every, every hundred. Every hundo piece. Yeah. So we negotiated the deal. And when does this come out? This comes out, what's today?

Wednesday? Thursday. It comes out Thursday. So tomorrow. Yep. Wow. It comes out tomorrow. Huge.

Look out for that. Big Section 10 fans. I mean, this has got to be one of the biggest. This is maybe the end game of Section 10 could be yeah and not in the terms that it's ending but it's just a big it's a big there is some end game connotation to to this particular interview ah you got you're gonna have to check this interview out you're making me want to check this interview out also when are you when are you leaving because i think you and i might have a from the Top Rope interview Tuesday.

Are you going to be in the city that day? Tuesday, I will be back, yeah. So I'm going to LA tomorrow. I think it's going to be super awkward. I think it's going to be awkward. What's going to be awkward? I mean, we're going out to LA, and we're supposed to be doing an event with Bregman. But I would imagine, like, when we booked this event, this was, I don't know.

People hadn't caught him and you cheating yet. A month ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like a month ago that we like agreed to do this. So we're going to go out there and I'm assuming that he's going to want nothing to do. Because there's going to be like a bunch of different like baseball like influencers there. It's like one of those things. And I would imagine he's not going to do because there's going to be like a bunch of different like baseball like influencers there it's like one of those things and i would imagine he's not going to do any interviews so now i'm kind of in the position where it's like well then what can we do now that we're out here are you and and i don't know if this is a this is a radio appropriate question are you and bregman

cool yeah okay i don't know if he was upset over, you know, you publicizing. You didn't publicize anything, but, you know, the big blow-up that we had at Barstow. Yeah, we're good. We're good. But I think. Are you upset that he was possibly stealing signs off you? Ooh, that's a good question. I would like an apology.

Maybe I'll get one this weekend. See if you could get an apology. I think that'd be nice yeah I think but then that's also admitting guilt and subjecting himself to

I think if Bregman is the friend that he says he is to you yeah I think he should apologize I think so too but it would probably have to be

especially just as an unbiased baseball journalist he should apologize to you for you know really putting a damper on the game putting a black eye on two seasons of baseball

I don't think that that Astros story is over, by the way. I think that there is, I think that they're just scratching the surface of what truly was going on. In a, in a good way for them in a way that you're like, I don't think they were doing baseball.

You know, you think everyone's doing this. I don't think the Astros, I don't think that everyone's doing it, but I don't think that the Astros acted alone. I think that there is a shooter in the grass. I mean, I would be stunned if they were the only team that had this technology. Yeah. And I don't know anything.

It's just odds-wise, that doesn't line up. Doesn't compute. Yeah. It doesn't compute. One out of 32? Do you want this man to, it's Jordan and Memphis wants to convince me to watch the bachelor. Would you like to take this call before we go to break? Yeah,

let's take it. Let's take this call before we go to break. I know we've got a bunch of calls, uh, from people that are lined up, ready to, uh, tell me what I've missed.

Just being detached from society for the last 15 years. Jordan and Memphis wants to convince me to watch The Bachelor. Jordan, what do you got? Robbie and the Rocket, what a duo. What's up, guys? What's up, Jordan? Yeah, so I started watching The Bachelor like about a year ago, like during Colton's season.

Trent's daddy really got me into it. But just a simple fact, it helps you get chicks. I mean, if you can relate to girls on that level and have a similar, you know, have a conversation with them and relate to something that they're interested in, they'll gobble it up. They love you for it. That is a good point. It is true.

It's a very easy icebreaker with chicks. Oh, you see Bachelor last night? And it's on twice a week. Put it in your dating app bio. You'll instant match with them. I guarantee it. Yeah. I feel like I'm trying to think of what's comparable to that.

And I want to say back in the day, picking up a girl, you're driving around town, you throw NSYNC on, you know all the words. Oh, yeah. It's game over. Yeah. And it's like, bro, I'm not a hard-o. I fucking get down at the boy band too. They will fawn over you.

Anything Justin Timberlake, you just throw that on the fucking shuffle and you know the words and you can have like a little sing-along with your babe. I mean, now it's Disney Plus is almost the move. You want to come over and hit some Disney Plus? You hit the nostalgia on them, yeah. Exactly. J.R. Carrabba, that's another one you could do. Watch Frozen with the chick.

She'll be eating out on your hand by the end of the night. That's the move. Perfect date night. Yeah, that's a date night. That's a good call. Yeah, I've never seen Frozen. I'm trying to think. Frozen 2's coming out as well, so maybe you hit a date night at home and then a date night

at the movies. Yeah, it's like, hey, I've never seen, oh, Frozen 2's coming out, babe, let's watch Frozen 1 together. We'll double feature action for you. There you go. I would love to see

how many, the boom of children that are born nine months after the Disney Plus launch. Jordan, thank you for the call. Thanks, Jordan. We've got to hit a break. 833-85-STOOL.

We're trying to figure out everything that I've missed. We're trying to catch me up with society because I've been detached basically since 2003, 2004 when I started high school. Call in. Let me know what we've missed, and we'll discuss it here on CCK with Bob Fox. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. How long you been back?

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Happy Thursday, everybody. We're here on CCK. Kevin will be here in a little bit. Jared is God knows where doing some sort of starting nine, section 10 baseball thing. Kevin and John are doing KFC radio. Brandon Walker. Ellie is sitting here with me because she's the best.

She's a queen. I am the best. I am a queen. I went to ask Brandon Walker if he wanted to do another unnecessary roughness radio live because we had great success doing that on Tuesday. And there were a lot of people that tried to call in that couldn't get through. So I was like, you know what, for the next, cause Kevin will be here in like 30 minutes. So I was like, you know, for the next 30 minutes, we'll do it. He's like, no, I have something else to do. And I walked out and had my arms up in the air and was

like, I have no friends. No one will do radio with me. And then I saw you walk in. I was like, here she is. She came to save the day. You're lucky too. Cause I was supposed to be recording until two o'clock. Oh, but I got done early. Well, I am very lucky. Cause I would have been sitting here. I don't know what I would have been doing. I would have just had to solo radio. I mean, and Kevin does it very well. There are very few people that can do solo radio. Obviously Mike Francesa is like the king. Kevin does it. I don't know if anybody wants to hear me do a solo hour. I would love to hear you do it.

I could try. I could try, but not today. You know what? It's a Thursday. The office is basically empty because Rough and Rowdy is tomorrow. You're wrapped up in your number one Saints fan blanket. I am. I am.

I don't know if you guys know this. The number one Saints fan in this office. And I got sent a blanket with my name on it. You decided to go with the Saints for your NFL team. Yes. Have you picked every other sport? No. I don't really care. You don't care. So you don't care to be a fan of other sports and nobody should

pick them for you? Well, it's like baseball was so boring after I had to watch. I mean, the live stream, it was great and all, but it made me never want to watch baseball ever again. But you made everybody else want to watch it. That's true. We were talking about that earlier today. It's like still obviously everybody knew how big it was then, but it's still crazy how many hundreds of thousands of people watched you watch a baseball game. Yeah, that's really funny. It's amazing, especially because I genuinely don't like baseball. Oh, yeah. You hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Really think it's boring.

It's a if you're not a baseball fan, I can understand watching it and being like, this is the slowest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. Like objectively, football is an interesting sport. Like I enjoy watching football now. Like I I started watching it as a bit and now I'm like actually a fan, which I like that. It's tough.

Yeah. Sometimes you text me when you ask questions about stuff. And then when I answer them, you come back with something that would be a great answer. But it's you. So I'm like, well, she actually knows what she's talking about now. I know. Because I watch. It's like, oh, I'm actually talking to a football fan.

Because I'm a football. I'm a number one Saints fan. Yeah. And you got a blanket to prove it. Sure do. 833-857-8665. So what I decided to do here with Ellie for the next 30, 45 minutes, however long it takes for Kevin and John to get out of their KFC radio hour, is that we usually take relationship advice

calls on this show quite often, as you can imagine, mostly from dudes. Yes. And they call in and they want to talk to us about their girl issues. And Kevin and Jared, obviously, and they honestly ruin it. Well, I can't imagine that either of those two people are who you would want to go to for relationship advice. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Probably the last two that I would ask.

But they do. They call in. They take over the calls. They start barking like dogs. It's very, I mean, I don't even, I'm not even going to try to do it right now because it's disgusting. But when we have people call in with relationship calls, I'm like, I would like to weigh in,

but they just bully me out of it. Still mean to you. They are mean to me. It's okay though. I don't like how mean they are to you. Do you watch It's Always Sunny? Mm-hmm. So they, I mean, I'm D.

I'm sweet D. They call me bird. They tell me to shut up. But only they can do it. That's the thing. If anybody else tried to do it, I would be mad. We'd have a problem. Yeah.

It's like they can, you know, I can make fun of my sister, but nobody else can. Right, right, right, right. So if you guys want to call up and I, we've, so I'm going to have to tell you the story while, while we're getting the phone lines coming through. Our guy, Dominican Dylan. Have you ever talked to Dylan? No, I don't think I have. Okay. So he's like an everyday caller. We love him. He has his own call in music. It's great. He has an interesting situation. So I will, we'll go through that and then we'll start taking your calls again. 833-857-8665. Ellie and I want to be your therapists.

We're, uh, we're not great at it for ourselves. However, for others, we are great. Um, and while I'm, I'm thinking about this, I told everybody to read the, the attached book that shit just life changes. Yeah. It changes your life. Changes. I've had so many, I've had more DMS about that book, me talking about it than anything other than college football.

The entire time I've worked at Barstool. That's so funny. It's amazing. So we're going to get to all of your relationship questions, 833-857-8665 and hurry up and get them in before Kevin gets back. And he just completely sewer bombs the entire thing. So we have a guy named Dylan, Dominican Dylan. He had a situation a couple weeks ago and he calls in and updates us, but I, you have not heard this story. So I'm just going to tell you from the beginning and you tell me what you think. Right. Clean slate, no bias, no information. Right down the middle. Yeah. So Dylan is in college, late college. So obviously around your age, this girl, he met at a bar. I don't know. I can't remember if like friends set

them up, but he they had never hooked up before did not know each other he went home with her after the bar it was on a weekday so i believe it was a thursday night oh okay well that's so well but so it's like he had to get up to go to class is my point his friday class yeah i know unless i just remember the days wrong but yeah he had to get up and go to class so he got up thinking she would also leave and he was like hey i've got to go and she was like oh you know no i'm gonna leave in a little bit and he said that at that time he's like okay that's a little weird we don't know each other very well but it is early i'm going to class hours and hours and hours later he comes back

she's still there so his first thought is what has she been doing all day i've been in class she's just hanging out in my room He's like, okay. I'm gonna try to get her to leave again He then has to go to his grandma's house for dinner She still doesn't leave he leaves and says hey, i've got to go to my grandma's house. See you later She doesn't leave his roommate updated him that at like 10 or 11 at night. This girl was still there So he opted to stay at his grandmother's house because he did not want to go home. Right. The girl spent the night at his

apartment without him. What? Now, before I go any further, your thoughts. I don't think there's a single situation in which that would be appropriate. Even if you were in a serious relationship with this person, it's still a little weird to be at their shared home without them. Yeah. I said that if, say they were in a serious relationship or they were at least comfortable enough to stay without each other, no way you spend the night there.

Oh no. Ever. Unless you are out of town. That's it. That's the only, the only excuse I can come up with is if you are out of town and obviously you're staying somewhere with your boyfriend and they're not there,

but nine times out of 10, your boyfriend's also going to be there if you're coming in from out of town. Bless you. I saw that sneeze. It's coming. It's coming. Theoretically also, she's in college.

So it's not like this is New York City and you go to someone's apartment and they could live a really far distance away from you. Like this is college. You probably live in the next building over. What are you doing? Go home. Right.

Just go home. My first question after, well, it wasn't my first. It was in the litany of questions. What did she eat? Did she go into the kitchen and make herself food? Did she order food? Did she order food? To the address?

I mean. And I guess the roommate also has a girlfriend and the girlfriend would go check. And I was like, kudos to that girl because I probably would have been like, you got to get the fuck out of my house. So Dylan comes home the next morning. I hope he's listening.

And he's just like, I just can't wait for his update. It gets weirder. So he comes home. She's gone finally. And he's like, I'm never going to talk to this girl again. And he realizes his favorite chain is missing. Favorite chain gone. So he said that he sat on it for a little bit.

He really looked for it. Couldn't find it. Text the girl and accuses her of stealing. It doesn't ask accuses her of stealing it. She says he said something along the lines of, so that's what you do. You come stay at guys houses for way too long and then you steal their shit. She says she doesn't have the chain he doubles down on it and says yes you do you absolutely have it and they go back and forth and she's like you're an asshole i didn't steal anything and he's like well obviously you did and obviously you stayed too long and then he goes into

his room and remakes the bed and the chain falls out of the bed. Your thoughts this far through the story. So they're both a little crazy. Yeah. Definitely both jumping to some weird conclusions. At least she didn't steal. I mean, that's a plus for her. It is a plus.

Still a little confused. I mean, is she homeless? Like, why did she stay there for so long? She's absolutely going through a shit. For sure. Absolutely. I mean, that's a thousand percent what you were doing i the idea of having a shared apartment is even more is even because it's like to me if it was a one bedroom or if it was something else it's still weird don't get me wrong they don't know each other very well but at least you know nobody else is seeing you like she couldn't even go into

the living room or the kitchen without somebody seeing her and not knowing who she was it's also like i've stayed in the morning if a guy's been like or i gotta go to work like and i'm like i don't go to work until like 10 30 so um a thousand but i felt so weird about it that i they were like sleep in stay and i was like okay like i was weird about it like i got up within like an hour and like made the bed and like left that's another thing we talked about during the story i asked the kevin and jared i asked the boys do you, cause granted at our ages now, we're in our like, you know, early thirties, mid thirties, depending on who you're talking to, like making, making a bed is like a normal thing for girls. I, at least, I mean, I make my bed

every morning. If I don't make my bed, like, and I get home, I, something drastically bad has happened to me. I made the bed out of a nice gesture. I honestly am not making my bed regularly. But I was going to say you did it because you know that it's like a nice thing to do. It's respectful. Thank you for letting me sleep this morning. I used to do that all the time in college. And this one guy that I was like hooking up with enough to where I was staying when he would go to class. I made his bed and he called me and he thought his mom had come in town.

And I was like, oh, shit. That just means you're really good at making the bed. but it's a nice thing to do yes it's like especially thing to do can you imagine like you because I've done that too obviously when work schedules are different I feel like in college it's like just go home like you're gonna you have class eventually but just go home work schedules are different can you imagine if this person that you just said came home from work and you were still there I'd be so so embarrassed. It's cringeworthy. It was cringeworthy for me to even be there an extra hour in the morning. Yeah. And I see, I don't see anything wrong with that because I've been on the opposite side where somebody stayed at my apartment. Just for me, I was like, this

is weird. Yeah. I don't want to overstay. Yeah. It's not my home. You don't want to overstay. You're welcome. And again, I keep going back to this, the food situation. Now in New York, we're a little bit different because we just deliver everything. Like, did she shower there? She had to. But also, aren't you bored? Like, I can't just stay somewhere and not do anything all day. I don't know what she's doing.

The computer, the TV. Like, the good news is, is that Dylan is on the line. So we're going to get all these questions, but I'm going to finish the story from so we can catch you up so we can get the update from Dylan. Got it. He calls us and gives us updates that they have found the chain and then he agrees to hang out

with her again. Why? Because he feels so badly about accusing her of stealing. He then hangs out with her two times during the weekend. So he hangs out with her for two days as opposed to one. And then they started hanging out on weeknights. On weeknights? That's how you know. Like a Wednesday night or a Tuesday night.

I said, Dylan, you might just get married. Now also, keep in mind, Dylan has been married before. What? Yeah. So he's on the line. We'll get to him. Dylan, we might as well just bring him in now. I love the look on your face.

Like as somebody who gives relationship advice, especially to girls around this age, this is just mind-fucking-you. It's mind-blowing. Mind-bottling. It's crazy. Dylan, can we play the music?

Just think there it goes. Dylan. Listen, so the boys are out for a little bit today and I brought my girl Ellie in because we figured, you know, relationship advice is not given easily on this show because of the two idiots that are my cohost.

And I felt like we needed a moment to really talk to the men out there. And of course, you were the first one that came to mind. Did you hear me catch Ellie up on all that? Yeah, yeah. I was listening. I was tuning in and I was like, oh shit, they're going through it. You're always a topic of conversation. So anything that I said so far, would you want to change any of those details or was I pretty on par? No, you're pretty on par. Only thing was, I think it was the second time we hooked up. Not that it matters. Oh, no, that matters.

The second time is a little bit different. It's still weird, but. Okay, so the first time you guys hooked up. Yeah, it was so crazy. Did you guys spend the night together? No, no, I dipped. So that's it. So it's the first time you guys were spending the night together.

Yeah. Yeah, basically. Okay, so give us an update. The last time we talked to you, you sound like you're about to get married to this girl no like we we chill here and there but like i'm trying to like keep it to like once a week like at first like the thing is it's like she's like a weird type not weird but she's like an exotic type of looking guy never like dated a chick with like a full sleeve tattoo she's like like, I don't know, you get caught up. It's like a dime piece

and all of a sudden you like lose your head and shit. Yeah, because that was my question to you is how hot this girl was because whenever you said you were hanging out with her again,

Kevin and Jared were like, no, you can't do it. You can't do it. I was like, wait a minute. How hot is this girl? And you said she's a 10

and then you added on the tattoos and then what concert did you guys go to? Something called like LA Guns or something. Some rock concert. I don't even, never even heard of them. Yeah, she's a cool girl.

Oh, she'll fuck you right up. This girl is insane. She's kind of normal. She's like chill now. She's like being chill. I don't know if it's a facade, but. Go ahead, Ellie. She's hiding the crazy.

But I think I respect that she went full crazy from the jump. So you kind of know what to expect. I don't think she gets any weirder than that, I would guess. Unless you break up and do something and then she might kill you. No, we're not even dating. Fuck that. I don't know, though, Dylan. You guys have been hanging out for a little bit.

Now she might think that you're dating. Have you guys talked about it? No, no. It's the winter. You can't be, like like shacking up in the winter like it's cool to find like chick maybe here and there but i don't like dating during the way i don't like dating at all really but yeah i told ellie that you've been for now you you were married before how long has it been since you guys got divorced uh i'm 24 now so like

three years yeah he got married very young wow yeah it was a dumb mistake basically i feel like real the winter is when everybody does want to date yeah winter's cuffing season i don't know i don't i don't know maybe it's just because my past but no month is cuffing season for me and that's it we'll do that and that's it gets We'll do that. And that's it. It gets like wild sometimes. Like it depends who like, I don't know Ellie, if you like give advice, who you give advice to, but like you should start giving advice to like these Dominican chicks.

So they're fucking crazy. I mean, I'm sure you, you have Dominican chicks that listen. Listeners. Yeah. Maybe you need to do a podcast. Specific segment.

About not staying at somebody's house for too long. I didn't think i would have to say that ever it's crazy that's common sense have you ever dylan have you ever brought that up to her again yeah actually i because i wanted to know i was like i told her i was like yo what were you eating at the crib and like what were you doing at the crib and she's like no it's just like it was dumb but i was just waiting for you to get back but i was like no but forget about that what'd you do at the crib and she was like no like i ate and i was like what'd you eat and she was like no i ordered something

and i was like jesus christ i mean that's i don't know what the better answer is she didn't she didn't eat in the kitchen so you fucking ate on the bed like that's even worse and she was just ordering food to your apartment so weird it was it was insane it was insane so she shows she's admitted that it's it was weird that's what she said but like i gave her an out with the fucking necklace and everything so it's like it one, it was basically one-on-one basically after that. Like, I did something fucked up and she did something crazy, but. I mean, Ellie,

as a relationship expert here, what do you think about this? I think maybe your levels of crazy match up. Like, maybe she's good for you. She'll get you out of your shell a little.

Feel like maybe you're a little scarred from your divorce and it's time for you to step into a new relationship with someone who's going to be fun. I don't know. She's fun. We're not talking relationships, though.

There's a lot of stuff coming up in the winter. We got a lot of trips coming up. Can't do that. Yeah, it is. But she's chill. It's a tough time of year to try to get a girlfriend if you're not wanting to go full-blown relationship. Yeah. Because then you've got the holidays.

There's no flings this season. You can't really have flings because then Christmas time comes around and what are you supposed to do? You've got to get gifts and shit. Yeah, and how serious of a gift do you get? That's another thing. If you guys are out there listening right now and you need advice on where the relationship is and what gifts to get, I would love to talk about that. I would love to talk about this too.

833-857-8665. So Dylan, are you hanging out with her this weekend? Yeah, I am. Friday, yeah. Oh,, are you hanging out with her this weekend? Yeah, I am. Friday, yeah. Oh! What are you guys doing? Not sure yet. I got to plan something.

Probably just go out to eat and then go out for drinks or something. Nothing crazy. Just going to keep it simple. Because I like to keep my Saturdays and Sundays open just to hang out with the boys and watch the games and stuff. Yeah, that's one of the things I told him, Ellie, whenever he asked like if she won't leave again, what do you do on a Saturday? And I was like, you go get coffee or you go get something quick for brunch. And then you say, I'm going to go meet my boys to watch games.

Like I'll hit you up later. And she has no option. She can't go back to your apartment, but she also can't. She can't come with you because you're saying like, I'm going somewhere else. And she's probably not ready to go out anywhere. Definitely not. That's what I always say. The perfect chick is the chick that has hobbies and has friends. If you find

a girl that has a whole bunch of friends and she's always doing her thing, that's the chick right there. That is. 2019 really stinks, huh? It sure does. That's a low bar, Dylan. How about you, Casey? You hooking up for the Christmas season? You cuffed, Casey? a low bar, Dylan. That's a low bar. How about you, Casey? You getting, you hooking up for the, what's it called, the Christmas season? Oh, you know what, Dylan?

It just kind of depends on the day, how cuffed I am. You know, you feel me on that? It just kind of depends on the day. I feel you. I feel you. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Sometimes I'm like, damn, you know, it's the holidays. I'm feeling kind of lonely.

I was talking to Kev about it, and he was like, yeah, I feel you. And I'm like, those days it gets a little tough, but it's like, then there's days where you're just like, nah, nah, I want to keep it dolo today and just be alone. Yeah, no, I know. I think that if you ask most people in this office that are not like seriously in relationships and or married, everybody's got their, their person or their people. And it just kind of depends on the day. This office is very dysfunctional as you can imagine. Like my mom says to me, she's like, listen, just keep it solo and then just get me a grandkid by like 35. I love it.

Well, thanks for the call Dylan. Have fun tomorrow night on your date. Yeah. Have fun tomorrow. I mean, this is, he's the best. Yeah. He's 24 living it up. Living life.

His dad and his mom are divorced, and his dad is like a young, hot dad, and will go out and take girls from him and his friends. Oh, my God. I'm like, this just sounds amazing. Again, the phone lines are open, 833-857-8665. We've got some calls on the line, but we're going to get to Dan in Nebraska. He's just got a question about Dylan. He's curious about the situation.

What's up, Dan? Well, I was hoping you guys still had him on the line. I was going to ask you, has he been to this chick's place? Yeah, so the first... I'm putting together what he just said. The first night, he did

go to her place, and he left. Because I asked if they spent the night, and he said that he dipped out. So I actually thought about asking if he's playing mostly road games or home games. I think when he told Kevin last week that

she's still mostly coming back to his place. Okay. Yeah. I was putting all these pieces together and I'm like, this

dude's banging a homeless chair. I thought that too. Me too. It was my first thought. And she's just like couch surfing or bed surfing depending on the situation. But I think from too I mean it was my first thought and she's just like couch surfing

or bed surfing depending on the situation but I think from what I understand that he went back to her place now what would be a real wrinkle

in the story is like we've seen on TV shows before where somebody's like hey I need to use your place to bring somebody back what if the place

that she brought him back to was like her friends or something could be could be I mean it's a great question Dan there's a lot of thank you for the call there's a lot of wrinkles in this story brought him back to was like her friends or something. Could be. Could be. I mean, it's a great question, Dan. There's a lot of, thank you for the call.

There's a lot of wrinkles in this story. A lot of wrinkles. A lot going on. But they're still hanging out. It's intriguing. It really is. I mean, Kevin, like Kevin said, they're going to end up married and in love. For sure.

Absolutely. I see it right now. And like when he, when she, he talks about her tattoos and stuff, like, you know, this girl's wild. Yeah. In the best way, probably. Also a little good for him she'll be good for him yeah and he doesn't think that he's like into it but he is he's so

into it every single week he calls and he's hung out with her at least once or twice just saying we might cck might have just put a relationship together although i did say she better not listen to barstool she hopefully she has no idea what barstool is oh my god because if she listens to this radio show, I mean, we dissect his relationships on a normal basis. We've got Jimbo in Colorado. He has a, speaking of holidays, a question about ex-girlfriends and Thanksgiving.

What's up, Jimbo? Oh, I just talked about this on my show. All right. So everyone, you know, go home for Thanksgiving. You're reuniting with some friends from high school, maybe an ex-girlfriend or something. So she texts me first, knowing that we're both going to be home for a whole week

leading up to Thanksgiving and then the weekend, you know, after Thanksgiving or whatever, asking like, hey, do you want to hang out, go to breakfast? Does she want to hook up? Or am I just blowing this out of proportion? She wants to hook up. Yeah. There's no reason for her to text you. How long ago did you guys break up

and how old are you? 22. Broke up like a full year ago. She wants to hook up. There's no reason for her to be texting you otherwise. She's not your friend. She's your ex. Sorry. I was going to say I was her to be texting you otherwise. She's not your friend. She's your ex. Sorry. I was going to say,

I was going to be like the old person because obviously I'm much older than Ellie. And I was going to be like, you know, I could see a situation where if you guys broke up a long time ago and you're like, you know, in your late twenties,

you're like, you know what? I just want to like see this person. I still think that everybody wants to hook up, but I could see a little bit more at your age. And it's only been a year. She absolutely a thousand percent. That's what Thanksgiving Eve is for.

Is that you hook up with your ex in a funny way. Not in like a, I'm upset about this way. Yeah, he hung up. My next question was going to be like, how sad was she after the breakup? Yeah. Because that's another thing. If she was super sad. It's also kind of recent.

Yeah. If she was super sad and she like didn't take it well, she's definitely wanting to hook up. I can't give you any insight on whether or not you should do it but i will say she definitely wants to hook up yeah and i mean if you think that you can do it and no strings attached i don't know do what you want to do the only time that i'm like go for a hook up with your ex if it's like thanksgiving and it's your high school ex that's like funny yeah but this doesn't seem like it was her high school his high school ex it was like his recent that's the difference i agree with the high school ex. That's like funny. Yeah, but this doesn't seem like it was his high school ex. It was like his recent. That's the difference.

I agree with the high school one because that's just kind of like, eh, you're not going to see him anymore anyways. When I was in college, that's what everybody did. But if they were dating in college but they're from the same place, that might be pretty tough. If they go to college together, it might be tough.

I don't know. Holidays are so weird. So weird. Hooking up with exes, it can be pretty, I don't care how old you are. Like, hooking up with exes usually ends poorly.

Generally, I feel like unless it's your high school ex. Oh, yeah. Then it's just funny. But if you, in general,

if you have like super strong feelings for somebody. It can't be fucking your ex. Like, how do you come back from that? I mean. You just can't be doing that. I don't know.

Maybe I'm a crazy person, but every time I've done that, it's not ended well. No. And I say it. That's like a number one mantra on the show on Schnitt Talk is like, you do not fuck your ex. I don't care what's going on in your life. You do not fuck your ex. It just never ends well.

And it's like super easy and convenient. Sometimes we get it. Sometimes it feels like, oh, well, maybe things will start up again. Nostalgic, maybe. will start up again nostalgic maybe it's not comfortable so not worth it it's not not at all and for guys who do it i will say like obviously we can admit girls can be a little bit more emotional get attached easily yeah you know that's that is just an absolute fact scientific fact not true for everybody but i would say across the board the majority when guys hook up with their exes and then don't think that the ex is going to be sad about it, I'm like, what? You're dumb. Like, what did you think was going to happen? This is a whole situation with someone that you

had feelings and emotions for. Like, of course, they're going to get weird about it. Yeah, of course they are. I don't understand. That goes to whenever guys are like, oh, if I hook up with her, she's going to catch feelings for me. Well, yes, she probably will if she's telling you she's going to. Or if you make it seem like you have feelings for her. That's something that pisses me off more than anything else. It's like girls are going to read your actions like guys will like literally take you to meet their parents and like sleep with you every single night, weekdays, week, you know, weekends, whatever, like take you on dates and then be like, oh, well, I never said I liked you. Yeah, but you're weekends whatever like take you on dates and then be like oh well i never said i liked you yeah but you're fucking acting like it so no shit she's gonna get feelings for you

yeah you know yeah always pisses me off about guys yeah especially like guys in their early 20s trash guys in their early 20s don't date them yeah it's a tough age i will say i mean not that in girls and guys they don't get much better as they get older. No. And I don't think even in, in my early thirties, like I'm, you know, I obviously have matured as a human, but there are some times in like dating situations where I'm like, damn Casey, like you would have done that when you were 24. What are you doing now? We've got Mike in Boston. He has a story about bringing home a girl. What's up, Mike? Hey, how's it going? Actually good. Actually, it wasn't me. So in college, it was me and six of my roommates,

and we would let this kid sleep on our couch. He basically lived there full time. And he would just sleep on the couch every night. And he was always one of those kids that was always on Tinder, and he always used to text us and be like, hey, can I please use your bedroom? And my friend had a futon, and he said, fine, you can use my futon. And then the next week the girl came over and she was like what's up with that kid he wouldn't let me sleep in his bed we

had to do it on the futon and we all just started it was a pretty funny story and he would like beg to use a futon in a kid's bedroom he didn't have a home he no it was in college so he lived like in the area but he wanted to be closer to school So he would just sleep on our couch every single night. Are you sure he had a home? Yeah, he has a home. Okay. Okay. Because I mean, at that point, I would think if you're going to bring a girl back to your

place that you say, okay, I'm just going to go back to my home. I don't care how close it is to campus. Like, I'm just want to go into my home. If you went home with a guy, let's say, let's go back to the college years. Because obviously now it's completely, if I went home with a guy and he was like, we can't go to a bedroom. We're like, see, you're going to murder me. Um, but in college, if you went home with somebody and they were like, this is it, we don't have a bedroom. What would you do? If they were just like, all right, we're going to stay on the couch. Yeah. And it was the first time we were hooking up.

Yeah. Uh, I think it was a little weird. Would you leave? Probably. Yeah, I feel like I would have too. I mean, I guess it would depend on how drunk you were. That's true. But I mean, if I went home with a dude and he was like, if he out like just up front and was like, hey, listen, I don't have a room. I just stay on the couch.

I probably wouldn't have done it in the first place because I would have felt like I was getting like tricked or something so I when I was a senior in college there was a guy that I started to like sort of date but it was a rough time in my life because I just ended things with someone I actually liked so I kind of like fucked this guy over but it happened he was like a transfer

student and he had been a townie like he was from that town so all of his friends were also townies but they lived in an apartment um close to my apartment and we went back there one night i didn't realize that he like lived in his parents house still but we just like went back to this apartment and we're like i don't know i was blackout and we were like hooking up on the couch but that's a little different because i knew that he had a bed somewhere yeah that's different yeah i also feel like we i watched uh what's the one

with matthew mcconaughey where he lives with his parents failure to launch failure to launch i said this the other day i don't know if it was on this show or if it was i can't imagine it was on unnecessary roughness but then again we talk about some weird shit sometimes if you go home with somebody especially now like out of college and like you're obviously like you date people that are in their late 20s early 30s and if you were to go home with somebody and they walked into a house not like an apartment a house and you went into a smaller bedroom not the master wouldn't you automatically think they live with their parents yeah easily that's why that movie is such a farce right such a farce easy it's like what you're not going into one of the tiny little kids' bedrooms.

You're going to the master. Right. That's how this works. Because we're adults. Because we're adults. Right. But I guess it just, there's the Sex and the City episode, when Carrie starts dating.

Oh, the guy, and he ended up being really young or something? No, he was the one that owned the comic book store, and he had that sick apartment. Oh, yeah, but it was his parents' place. And his mom just would show up and would get mad that they were smoking weed. Smoking pot, yeah. Yeah. That's funny. That actually would be a little bit trickier in New York and

Manhattan if they had a penthouse or even just a nice apartment. You'd be like, oh, this must be theirs. Oh, yeah, for sure. I would always assume that it was his apartment. You guys are weird. So weird. Being a guy in the dating world also must suck. It must be really difficult. It has to be. I feel like we have so much

more power and there are times that I feel like guys have more power but I think when you're in your early 20s and you're in New York, it's like, I don't have to date anybody. No, you don't. And New York's dating pool is so different too because people are single forever here.

When I go home, and I'm sure when you go home, everybody's engaged. My godson turned five. Shout out him. He's five today. But his parents are close friends of mine in college. They just had their third baby. That's crazy. Yeah.

That's crazy. And they're a little bit older than me. You're not an old person. No, I'm not. I mean, I'm older than you. It's fine. Yeah, but they shouldn't have three kids. But they're a little bit older than me like a old person no i'm not i mean i'm older than you it's fine but they shouldn't have like three kids but they're they're a few years older than me so they're in their like early yeah they're early to mid 30s and they got married right out of college so having three kids is kind of like people like just don't do that in new york and also just in this company people just don have serious relationships. Barstool is never Neverland.

It literally is. I mean we are. You walk into this building and it's I mean it's fantasy world. And it's never the people you think that have like serious relationships. That do. Yeah. I mean and the good thing is we're talking about just the content. Yeah. Obviously like we have a real world upstairs.

Like I had to go up there this morning for an actual meeting and I feel like I'm in a different country. It's a brand new world. They are all adults. It's clean up there. It's quiet. The lights are all on. They're all getting their jobs done.

Even on the production side, it's a little more put together just because everybody's quiet and working. The Blogger Bay, disaster. Disaster. It's an absolute clown show in there. People don't understand that. I try to explain that about work. It's sort absolute clown show in there. People don't understand that. I try to understand. I explain that about work. It's like it's sort of like the content division. It's like we're a weird extended family.

Like we don't we're not co-workers. Like we don't just like sit at our desks five times a week and then I see you. Like we talk about things that you talk about in the real world. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's a weird place to work. And then we go out with each other. It's not like the normal coworker, like, I got drunken from my coworkers. What am I going to do?

I do that every weekend. We have a bar that has vodka on tap in our area. It's crazy. 833-857-8665. I see a couple of your calls. Stay on the line. We have to take our first commercial break, but we will get to them. If you have any relationship questions at all for me and Ellie, before Kevin gets back and ruins everything, let us know. We'll talk about anything from

gifts. If you have a horrible going home with somebody's stories, we just want all your hookup stories. That's what we want. Any advice we can give you, or if you have advice for us, if we are steering it. I'd love to hear it. Yeah, we want to hear it. 833-857-8665. We'll be right back. I hate it, but it falls to the beat. Baby, I have no... Turn up the lights in here, baby. Extra bright, I want y'all to see this. Turn up the lights in here, baby. You know what I need, want you to see everything. Want you to see all of the light.

That's hard, shooting stars... Hour 2. Oh, Marty. Holy shit. It's the ninth anniversary of this album, by the way. I saw that earlier today. Is it really? My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, nine years ago. Nine years? Sorry, I blew your ears out, Marty.

Did you yell? No. Maybe I did. I don't know. I didn't mean to. I think I'm at a pretty normal level. I think it was all right. I guess I wasn't expecting it.

Well, hour two. CCK here on a lovely Friday. It was Ellie, Trent, and me for the first hour. We've switched Ellie out for another dating expert here, Marty Mush. She had to go be a game time Twitch star or whichever one. She's just a star all over the internet right now. Yeah, she is. She's like the gamer girl of Barstool.

Yeah. She'll go into that Twitch studio and be in there for four hours just playing Fortnite and shit. And she'll come out and she's like, what day is it? And it's like, holy shit. She's got that, like, the druggie look to her. Like, she's like, I don't know where I am. She's putting the work in, though.

And I think people really like it. She's very likable. Absolutely. Like, it goes back to when she first started, everyone was like, oh, what girl gonna do the sorority girl thing and then now she's like oh well she had like hundreds of thousands of people watch her watch a baseball game yeah and there's like casual she was she had how many followers did she have when she got here like 350 000 with no support of like any outside things she's just like i'm funny on twitter people share me with their friends and that's how i she has so many fucking followers.

And so like, it's no, no, no duh. She's really good. Yeah. She's, she's has like a cult following too. Yes. Good for her. Good for her. Very much so.

833-857-8665. We're talking about literally anything at this point. We've been talking about rough and rowdy. We've talked about 50 shades of gray, some dating advice right before the break. We started talking about phone etiquette because Marty, we had a guy call in about a first date and he met this girl on a dating app and said he'd never met a girl on a dating app before. And they'd been talking for a couple of weeks, but he wanted advice. And our advice was don't be awkward, which is like the easiest thing ever.

Yeah. But that's a good, great advice. Well, easier said than done. I mean, that was, that's the cliff notes, right? said than done i mean that was that's the cliff notes right but like what ellie was saying was don't go in and just ask a billion questions because if you go in and ask a billion questions the girl feels like she's being interviewed for a job where it's like if you don't really know each other and you're just talking via social media then it's like just kind of be normal just shit on her she was also saying no marty she was also saying ask micro questions, like not macro ones. Not like, where are you from, brothers and sisters? It's like, how was your day? Obviously you have

a different angle. Oh, the philosophy changed when Ellie left the room and Marty came in? Surprise. Just make fun of her. No. In a nice way. Like make fun of things she does. Make fun of the way she picks up a glass and sips. I mean, I don't hate it.

Because it works. What do you mean? But if you're joking, it's like fun. Yeah, like they're like, oh my God, I had such a fun time. He was so playful. He was making fun of how I make my drink. Now I'm going to watch what I do. It's a thing you could bring back on the second date. Okay, so here's my philosophy on this. And here's my thought process. And I think that all three of us can admit what we do is different than what like the normal everyday dating situation can do. Because if Marty goes and does that to somebody, that's who Marty mush is. Yeah.

If a random guy that I met on a dating app and I sit down and he like makes fun of how I use my fork when I'm eating, I'm going to be like, what are you talking about? Oh yeah. It's, it's definitely, you're starting with like a different like deck of cards. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Because you're Marty mush. You can do that because you're marty mush no i don't think so were you doing this you were doing this before always well but he's marty mush man but i wasn't before but i'm saying even if people don't know who you are that is still who you are as a

person giving like a nice normal guy the advice of making fun of a girl or shitting on a girl on a first date is not good advice you're not shitting on him it's just like you're being like you're just making fun of some of the shit she does because then what else you're gonna do is be like have a normal conversation yeah boring as fuck super boring yeah it's boring i mean honestly first dates are kind of how was your first date i mean it was good we talked great when you come i'm making fun of you it's like oh wow i mean it was fun he was played it was playful that's different i'm not saying hey yeah you look fat today like you really look like shit thanks for addressing oh my god you got a steak i wouldn't do it i'm not doing that i'm like just saying stupid you can eat huh um

i i do think that that can be it's a good tactic but there is also going to always be the girl or a sector of girls that is not going to take it as playful. We're going to come at it from a different angle because we talk shit about each other's entire lives and families on a daily basis. Yep. Whereas like if you're sitting down with a girl you've talked to for what he said about a couple of weeks, just like here and there on a dating app, you got to kind of play that one a little bit different probably.

Yeah. But I guess that's just me then. Cause then if I can't make fun of you, then I'm good. I don't need to talk to you. Right. There won't be another date. Yeah. I also good. I don't need to talk to you. Right. There won't be another date. Yeah. I also just don't,

I'm not a date guy. Yeah. I mean, I'm a couch guy, social media and dating apps and all that. Like it's just really put, I mean, everyone's like,

Oh, it's so much easier than it used to be. And that might be true because like, you don't have to actually go out in the wild and buy a girl a drink and like be personable in person. But it also makes things so much harder because you can literally be turned down for a date based on obviously your looks. That's true anytime.

But you could have the wrong answer in your profile. I've had girls be like, I just don't like how he answered that question. It's like he just had to write an answer in this generic question. He didn't think about it at all. He didn't think about it. Girls give guys too much credit for things that we say. Like they get mad at some things we say, and I'm like, I didn't even think about

what you're thinking about. Yeah, and ask me tomorrow it'll be a different answer. I'm not consistent in these questions that you're asking me. I have no connection to these words that I'm really saying. And I swear to God, I didn't think about what you asked me. You're a 30-year-old man.

I mean, it depends on what it is obviously we're painting with a broad brush but yeah no i know i'll think and i'm in similar to marty where it's like i would like i prefer to be funny during a day absolutely so i'll say anything that'll hopefully get a laugh i don't necessarily mean exactly what i'm saying yeah no that makes and i know when tell me if i'm wrong when you get a girl asks you a question like during text i'm not thinking about that more than seven seconds.

First thing in my head, I'm putting it on. Yep. If it sounds mean, I didn't mean it. I just, that's what I was thinking. I'm not actually thinking about

what you really asked. What a minefield for women. And on the flip side. An absolute crapshoot for women. These things that we're saying, I don't mean any of it. Like I'm, I would say any, if someone was like, I would say my normal tone is like sarcastic. Like I would say, take everything that I say pretty sarcastically.

Cause I like would prefer it to be that way. Cause like Marty's saying, everything else is incredibly boring. If you want like sincere answers, we can get to that later. That's like when you're three years in, you get some real talk. I don't fucking want to talk about anything real with you. Well, that was what Ellie was actually saying. I mean, it goes back to her point.

It's like when you're sitting down with somebody for the first or second time that you don't know at all, you don't want to talk about how many siblings you have and where your dad is from. And I completely agree with that because that shit is boring. You get to that when you actually decide you like somebody and want to invest in their time um but on the you guys are saying you put no time into thinking on the flip side girls are like screenshotting

this conversation like what should i say to this did he mean that how long should i wait and as i've gotten older that's way less like i'm just like who cares like just say what you want to say if they don't like it they don't like it but then when Like, just say what you want to say. If they don't like it, they don't like it. But then when you really like somebody, then you start to overthink everything. Girls do. Guys don't. Guys just don't do it. No. Do you ever overthink anything?

In relationships? No. I overthink things like talking to, like, you ever have to DM somebody that's of importance? Yeah. That's what I overthink. For sure. Like, a cool guy. Like, I had to DM George kill the other day.

Oh yeah. That was like, I didn't know. Cause I know I have talked to him. Like I'm a friendly. I just didn't know what to say to not feel weird. Like, is there something like that?

It's just like, but a girl I'm like, yeah, I'll say where the fuck comes from. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. It's so stupid.

George kill as well. It's like, Ooh, what do I, what do I do? What do I do? And he like, I mean, we love him he loves barcelo that's like one of the easier interactions but it's still like oh yeah i know i've talked to him in person 20 000 anywhere iowa too like it's so

easy but it's just like those are the ones you ever think so before the break we were talking about on first dates or even maybe not even just the first date, just early on in dating, what the etiquette for your phone is, like how much you can be on it. And I know that Trent and I are going to talk about this from probably a little bit more of a rational standpoint. I'd like to hear the weird brain of Marty Mush give me that answer. How much can you be on your phone on a first or second date? I'm not kidding. I think it should be zero.

I did not expect that answer. I didn't either. I did not expect that answer. I did not expect that answer. It is disrespectful to do it, but I mean it doesn't mean I'd do it. Do you check it? If I have $500 on a game, I'm checking it.

That's where I thought we were going. I don't care. I'm checking it, but I'm also I will let them know. I'll say, hey, if you want me to pay for dinner, I need to look at this bet real quick. Yeah, because we were talking about during the me to pay for dinner, I need to look at this phone. I need to look at this bet real quick. Yeah, because we were talking about during the break, Trent and I, where it's like the best thing

about being friends with people, especially in this building or that do what we do, is you can go out to dinner. You can go out to wherever and both be sitting on your phones and no one cares. But it is a weird thing for like the outward look of it. Like the other night I went to dinner

with somebody that works here and we were just on our phones watching scores working whatever and somebody tweeted at me oh yeah I saw you at this restaurant last night but I only recognize you from the top of your head because you never looked up from your phone and I was like well yeah because I was with somebody that doesn't give a flying fuck if I'm on my phone and we were working whereas like when you're on a date that excuse doesn't fly no and I have when you're on a date, that excuse doesn't fly. No, and I have- When you're at early on, obviously once you get comfortable with somebody- It also depends on what they know about Barstool or not.

That's what I was going to say right now. Because if they know, like if you met through Instagram or something, they know kind of like what your job is. The more you're not on your phone, I think the more impressed they are. They're like, this person is probably glued to their phone 24-7, which we are here. But if you're out on a date with someone and they sort of know what your job is and they're

like we've gone like an hour without you looking at your phone i feel like they're like oh that's kind of nice but you also know when you're on a date you know elon musk is breaking that window that's why i get scared when i'm out because i don't want a text being like how the fuck haven't you said anything about this 100 i know No one in another world understands this, but it's so stupid that we have to do it. Right. I've told this story before where I don't take naps anymore, and the reason is because I was in Chicago for a wedding,

Memorial Day weekend a couple years ago, and I woke up very hungover, went to breakfast, and I went to take a nap just to sort of sleep off the hangover. I woke up and Tiger Woods got a DUI. It's like we just can't. You can't sleep. It's only. I woke up and Tiger Woods got a DUI. It's like, we just can't like, you can't sleep only though. You can't sleep. And you can't like Marty saying like,

you know, or at least in your head, you're thinking the number one thing that happens on something that I cover is definitely happening right now. Yep. And it's 99% of the time it turns out not to be, but then that 1% is what makes you go crazy. Jared always tells the story.

I think it was John Carlos Stanton that he, like whenever that move was made and he just slept for like literally two hours and it just so happened to be in those two hours that the news broke and Kevin was awake

because he was taking care of his kids and so Kevin blogged it. It happened to me when I was in Croatia on a trip that I already had planned. You know, Johnny Manz,

I mean, it's true. Croatia. I'm not in Croatia. I'm fucking sleeping. No, but I'm saying, but we've all been there. We're something that we have to cover and you can't be there and it just scars you for life.

We all know the Ibiza Casey thing was born because I had a trip planned before I started at Barstool. Planned it in July because at the time I was covering the New England Patriots. And in July, it's like, what? Training camp hasn't started yet. And I just so happened to be covering the CFL last year. I mean, how was I supposed to know when I booked that trip? Johnny started his first CFL game, had a horrific game and Dave was just covering it, you know, till kingdom come. But from then on every single weekend I had CFL games on my phone at the dinner table. And the guy I was dating at the time just was like, I totally get

it. Like you have to do it. We were at a super nice steak restaurant and right in the middle was my phone watching the Hamilton tiger cats. And because we had been dating for long enough it didn't matter but if you're on a date with somebody newly in a relationship you can't do that that's what I'm saying like if you if you're going out with Marty Mush you know but like if you know Matt Cahill you have no idea why I'm on your phone the entire right it's very different of like who I am at that time who you think I am you know I mean? You know me as Marty Mush. Oh, he's looking at his phone. That's what he does.

He gambles. But Matt's like, what the fuck? Get the fuck off your phone. The macaroni's here. You know what I mean? Macaroni sounds really good. Okay, let's say we take the Barstow element out of it. Sure.

Like a normal, everyday setting. Do you think you should just not be on your phone at all? Unless there's an emergency of some sort? Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, Ellie, you should. Ellie mentioned she thinks you can check it a couple times.

I think that if there's a situation where you and I are on a date, Trent, and you're ordering your meal, and I just click my phone to see if somebody's texting me or not, and then immediately just put it back down, I think that's okay. The idea of not being able to look at your phone at all is crazy, but at the same time, you shouldn't be doing stuff on your phone. I think that's the difference. Go to the bathroom. Oh, girls do that all the time.

Yeah. Girls are like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom really quick, and they're really just going in and be like, oh, this date sucks. I would imagine there are people out there who think when you just do that, when you sort of look at it, that you think that they're bored. But that's just sort of like, I don't know how I would feel about that if somebody did that to me. The only time I do it. I'm telling you, you wouldn't care. of like i don't know which how i would feel about that if somebody did that to me i only the only time i do it i'm telling you wouldn't care yeah i don't think girls

would be like what am i not like am i not being interesting enough it's like no i just want to see i would never do it if like you and i are like eye to eye making eye contact while talking i would never pick it up and look at it on a first date but what i would do is if you were if you had were talking to the waitress or obviously if you had gotten up to the bathroom or whatever, I would just maybe look at it. It doesn't matter if the entire screen is blown up. I would still just put it back down. Yeah, there are those little moments that you can sneak it in. Always make sure your phone is downwards.

If both of yours is right now, mine's always up and I got to put it down. Why is that? You got to keep it down. People say that they think that's a shady move. I completely disagree. It can be. It can that's a shady move. I completely disagree. It can be. It can obviously be a shady move. They think the phone down is shady.

I saw something, and of course, it was one of those Instagram, like, break up with him Instagrams or whatever. Every single thing is about how girls should need to get over guys. But there was a whole thing of like, girls, if he puts his phone face down, then that means he's being shady. It's like, I put my phone face down at all times. My phone is also on do not disturb at all times. And it's not because I'm being shady. It's just because I'm not being distracted by it. My phone. Yeah. My phone's on silent,

no vibrate. It's just like, if I check it, I'm looking at, yeah, for it to be down, I feel like it's more distracting. Like if it's up and then something comes through and then you're both kind of like, what are we doing now? Yeah. What's the phone call comes through and it's like, I can't decline the phone call because then the person on the other end thinks I'm being an asshole, but I don't really want you to sit and stare at my best friend's face calling right now. Yeah, you just keep it down. I don't think that's shady at all.

I don't either. But again, I think we live in a different world. I suppose. How do you think that like, has there ever been a time where either one of you have been on a date and like somebody's just on their phone so much that you want to leave? No. No. I think that's a girl to a guy thing.

One of my girlfriends recently called me and was like, this guy had everything going for him. It was super nice. Everything was great. But she said that he was not on it. She could tell he wasn't on social media, but he was constantly texting. And then he would do it really quick and then put it down and go back to the conversation. But she was like, I just don't even want to be here anymore. You also don't know what he was doing, though.

Could have been working. Well, then I think that's when you say, like, hey, I'm sorry. I got to take a work email really quick. Eh. You know? Or like, hey, I'm so sorry. That's just why you don't think. I feel like I do that with, like, even with our friends here at work.

It's like, hey, like, if we're all sitting around talking and something pops up, I even will be like, hey, let me answer this really quick and then I'll get back to the conversation. With people like us out? Fuck that. I guess maybe I don't. I mean, maybe with my normal friends. There will be. Normal. Normal friends hate going out.

Oh, yeah. Me and Jared and Robby used to go to California Pizza Kitchen every Friday night. CPK, baby. CPK, shout out. And we would go and there would be stretches where nobody would talk for 20 minutes. And it's fine. It feels fine. Comfortable silence is great.

Right. With them, it's like, yeah, we all know what we're doing, so it's nice. I can understand that's just not plausible in the real world. But that's just, you look up and you're like, nobody's said anything. And boy, it's just kind of nice. It's being alone together. It's like you have the company but i don't need to talk yeah we don't need to talk that's what kevin calls like comfortable

dating is being alone together where you can just like sit on the couch you can put on a show or a game or whatever and both of you can just be laying around in your comfies on your phones or doing whatever and you're fine doing it it's the best it so good. But it's hard to get to that with a stranger. It's super hard. I like strangers, though. I don't enjoy people I know. That's interesting. I mean, I know all about them. What else am I going to get out of you? Strangers, you don't know what's going to happen.

Yeah, but then, okay, that's fine. So you like to get to know people, but then what happens whenever you get to know them? No, no, no. Oh, you don't want to get to know them. Don't do that. I don't like to get to know people. I like to see what's going on. So you like to get to know people, but then what happens whenever you get to know them? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you don't want to get to know them. Don't do that. I don't like to get to know people. Okay, all right. I like to see what's going on. So you're just asking a bunch of questions.

Yeah. So you're getting to know them. No, not about themselves. Just their thoughts are my thoughts. Oh, I see. That's a whole other level of narcissism. I was going to say, that commentary right there

was just the most narcissistic I've ever heard from you. You know what you're going to get out of every person you know. That's not true. All your friends at home from you. You know what you're going to get out of every person you know. That's not true. All your friends at home, you don't know what you're going to get out of them. I guess. Yeah, you do. I guess I also know my closest friends here, I know what I'm going to get out of them. I know when I go out stone, so he's getting blacked out tonight where I have to watch out for him.

This guy's going to fall asleep at the bar. This guy's going to try and talk to seven girls that are all going to deny him. I know exactly what each one's going to happen every single time. So you say when you run into strangers, it's sort of like, ooh, anything can happen.

You don't know. Yeah, it's very nice. This person could kill somebody. They could murder someone in the bar. That'd be awesome. That would be sweet. Yeah, it's a wild card.

Yeah, I know. Speaking of, people are talking about meeting you. Oh, no. We've got Ian in Philly wants to talk about meeting the mush in the wild.

Ian, what's up? Oh, shit. I mean, the conversation couldn't have gone more to talk about meeting the mush in the wild. Ian, what's up? Oh, shit. I mean, the conversation couldn't have gone more in my favor. The mush in the wild in Philly. I went and saw KFC. First of all, those guys are fucking talented. The live show was on fire. But my buddy ditched me, and after I was sitting there,

and mush was doing his thing, and he couldn't be more mush. Like, people think it's an act. It's not an act not an act oh that's nice I thought this was going way different the way he started no no no no I mean but what what you're saying right there about at he was just asking people random shit they didn't know what to say it's constantly just at one point I looked over and I was like you're you're enjoying this aren't you he's like yeah I mean I was like what about all the guys are just buying you drinks and he's like yeah you get over that I was like, you're enjoying this, aren't you? He's like, yeah. I was like, what about all the guys that are just buying you drinks? And he's like, yeah, you get over that. I could tell that it was kind of annoying him.

People were coming up to me like they were taking pictures and stuff, but when I'm taking a picture, I ask about things that's on my mind and then they answer. It's very nice to hear. Yeah, couldn't be more true. Thanks, pal. How annoying is one of those not annoying, I guess you can't really talk to you in the stories,

but I can't imagine you at one of those events. I mean, those guys didn't stop talking for two hours. Are you just getting swarmed the whole time? You're talking to me? Yeah, Kate. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I didn't hear who you said. Yes, the difference, and we actually talked about this the last KFC radio thing,

and I love going to KFC radio live events because it's cool to see the crossover of people that also listen to cck yeah so it's obviously great because they're like super fans the problem is is with guys a lot of times when you take pictures it's where they place their hands we were talking oh wow so we were talking about this and like obviously it doesn't happen near as much but like the guys were saying like you never have to worry about that like you're taking because you take a million pictures at these events yeah but it's like, it can get creepy for me and for any of the other girls that work at Barstool because then all of a

sudden it becomes like a touching thing. You know? And I'm not saying anything, I've ever been touched inappropriately, but it is. Stop saying touched. What do you want me to say? Felt, maybe. Oh, felt sounds better? Felt feels a little more sexual. Yeah, felt sounds, like I got felt up that would sound like

way worse no but in answer your question obviously we love seeing people like that's the one thing that i will say dave has done really really well building this company is that he's always like listen without the stoolies we are nothing like we're not like a broadcast network that's just broadcasting the thin air so we love it but it is a completely different element for the girls on the content side than the guys because you've got a bunch of dudes coming up to you so shit can get pretty weird sometimes i enjoy telling them how talentless i am though what do you mean it's fun to say like because that's when you realize we're really not that talented come on i mean yeah i mean

sparsal sports like we're just but we agree that but i'm saying it's nice when people come up taking pictures like oh maybe they do like it. But I also am jealous. They do. Again, when you go to one of those things, or it's like any of the foreplay meetups or any of the college football shows, they are there because they like us. So it's not like you're dealing with people who hate Barstool and you have to combat it.

If you're at one of those events, you enjoy what we do. So it's cool to see. The way that I would always equate it is like what my dms and ria and fran and ellie and go down the list of what our dms look like in comparison to what the guys dms look like are obviously wildly different and then you put those people in person so sometimes you do get the creepy dm people in front of you and that can be kind of weird oh see i don't we don't have to deal with that like very rarely when i'm at any of those things whether it's like you know when we're at the super bowl whatever like very rarely will i be standing there without another content guy close to me not that i think i'm like not safe

by any stretch of the imagination but just in case i have to like reach over and like grab jared's arm and be like yo can you interject in here yeah but most of the time stoolies are great yeah i mean they're wonderful i i would say 99.% of my interactions with stoolies over the years have been fantastic. Yeah. Like as good as it gets. Stoolies are normal ass people who just like to be entertained. Yeah. They just want to laugh.

They just like, they want to find something funny and they found it on the internet. Yeah. I like, it's always, obviously people get chirped all the time, like on Twitter being like, fuck you, whatever. In person, everyone is like, they're just normal people. And that's kind of when you see, and I'm sure that you guys saw it in philly too it's like when you see that most of the people talking shit on social media are the vocal minority where it's like you've got like hundreds of people at these events or like you know when we do the college football show people from like

that are you know whether they go to wisconsin or they heard we were going to be at wisconsin they're like oh we love it but like they've never tweeted us in their life because most normal people see something they laugh at themselves and scroll and keep scrolling they don't they don't say well what a fucking loser you are something like that yeah dude this and not to pump arson stars this is a huge company like this is a very popular website that has grown exponentially in the last couple years and so for any of us to look at like two tweets and be like oh i can't leave my apartment now and it's's like, nobody like, I think Davis said, Dave said, he's like,

if you look at his mentions on Twitter, you would think he's the most hated man in America. And then he walks down the street and everybody's like, I fucking love this guy. I want to take a picture with the guy. That's the pizza guy. Like it's, it is.

It's the vocal minority that you think as a, as a content person, sometimes where it's like the walls are closing in on me. Like I, I think the public has flipped. Everybody hates me. And you go out there and people are like, yeah,

I laughed at that video of yours. And then they walk away and it's like oh yeah that's what it is it's not like militant like fuck you like let's go like i'm gonna punch you because i don't like your stuff it's like no i thought that was a funny video and that's it and you said like 99 of the time you've had great interactions it's also 99 of those people talking shit wouldn't do it to your face anyways no i'm sure yeah i'm sure people have come up to all of us been like oh i love your stuff on twitter they've probably been like i fucking hate you yeah like you're not funny yeah all right i mean it is what it is but also shout out kevin and john for letting me they like put me on the show i didn't know i was going on the show and they're

like yeah they didn't have to do that so i want to thank kevin because being a live show is really cool i never thought i'd be very cool show yeah. Yeah, very cool. It was awesome. Didn't you guys shoot someone making a gambler there? Yeah, we did like a live like scene of the episode during it. John got like salt thrown in his eye.

Oh yeah, it was pepper. It was pepper. Yeah, he thought it was salt. I heard about that. He also, actually, we're talking about people touching you during photos.

We completely went unnoticed. John got a finger in his butt by a random story is that right but yeah yeah like he was just standing there talking to somebody and all of a sudden he felt somebody like put their finger there and then he like turned around the guy was just like hey what's up what are you gonna do well you can't do that to people no you definitely can't yeah but what is john gonna do like nothing you know what you got me you like you got a finger in my ass is that is that final works brand likeentially getting fingers put in your

butt? Seems like it. Well, his brand is he's not going to do anything about it anyways. He's pretty easygoing. He hates confrontation. The homeless person we're walking by and this guy goes, do you guys have any money? We're like, sorry, we don't have cash. I would. He goes, I'm going

to shit myself. We're like, what? What? What are you going to do? If we give you a dollar, what are you going to do with it? You're going to still shit yourself. Right,, I'm going to shit myself. We're like, what? What? What are you going to do? If we give you a dollar, what are you going to do with it? You're going to still shit yourself. Right. That's not going to change that situation. It was a crazy time. No, I watched you go.

The video I saw of you going on stage, you got a pretty good pop. People love the mushroom, man. Yeah, that was also a little scary. I didn't even know. I'd go up there. I'd be like, who's this guy? Yeah, just like, you, guess who? All right.

Guess who? People love you. Yeah, it was fantastic. guess so all right yeah it was fantastic that's why i appreciate a lot of people hate on you know especially kevin obviously because of his personal life but hate on what kevin and john do like if you see them like especially like like i've only seen him at caroline's on broadway but i know they're obviously going to philly they're doing they've done stuff in boston it is crazy how different doing those live podcasts are. Yeah. And for anybody who, I mean,

and they have to be, that's a difference. Like when we go do the college football show, obviously it's a massive live show, but we're doing exactly what we would be doing in studio where they have to put on a comedy act. Like they, they can't just go up and be like,

all right, we're just going to sit here and play voicemails. Like they have to actually make people laugh because they are a comedy podcast and they're so fucking good at it. Yeah. I remember when I went and did a when we went to iowa city the original iteration of the college football show was mcafee dave and if somebody couldn't do it that week so and it was i was julie sort of banks on that it was something yeah somebody couldn't make it that week so

when it was iowa city so dave was like come do it with us and that is that's a show where it's just like people are going fucking crazy and it's like you just sort of feed off that energy and you go highlight the highlight and then it's over. Their thing is very different. Very. And I went to, and Tom on Caroline's on Broadway and it is people just sitting there like, all right, make us laugh.

And they do a very good job. It's one of the funniest shows I've been to, but it's like, it is nerve wracking and it's really incredible that they're able to do that. Yeah. And I mean, have you guys done any live shows?

Uh, we did, we went to the masters and we did a couple of live shows. Yeah. Casual, very casual. We were at the, we we did a couple live shows yeah casual very casual we were at the we were at a jiffy lube down the road from augusta national of course they shut down the jiffy lube and we're like we're renting this out and we're gonna do we had like a big meet and greet and we did a couple live shows but uh i think we'd probably love to do more in the

future yeah and i mean like jared does them that you know section 10 they do them section 9 does them and all of those things they're all granted, doing live and doing studio, no matter what it is, is wildly different. People don't understand that at all. Sitting down in front of a live studio audience is always going to be different. But what we're talking about is sports. And we're still – we have to be entertaining. You have to have the crowd captivated, whether it's a college football show, foreplay, Section 10, whatever. But what Kevin and John or what – pardon my take – they have to actually also then be comedians. Yes. That's crazy. Yeah, it is. Believe me,

but the shows are great. They're so good. The shows are so good. You can go see a KFC radio live. You should do it. Are they doing, are they going like all over? I guess I don't, maybe we don't know. We don't know. Okay. I think we have an idea, but if I like say something right now that I'm not supposed to, I'll need whatever we're here. I'd probably get in trouble. Yeah. I mean, I feel like, pardon my take, KFC. I mean, really, just everybody should just do more live shows.

I know that's like asking for a lot. Well, it's scary, too. Like people, like it's a lot to put yourself out there. Kevin and John are like, no, we should do this, and we clearly can do this. You know, it's scary to get out there in front of people, because normally we're doing what we're doing right now. You're talking to microphones. You're like, hope people like that.

Yeah. But if they don't, we can't see it. No, the stakes are much higher when there's people sitting there like, I paid to be here. What do you got? Yeah. That's scary shit. But they do it. They do great.

By the way, you're speaking of like doing a live show. I mean, nobody's reacting, but YP just walked by here and just was fist pumping you and saying how much he loves you. So I love YP. So you just got your live audience right there. That's great. Well, YP is one of my biggest supporters. He's my pal. He's loves you. So I love YP. So you got, you just got your live audience right there. That's great. Well, YP is one of my biggest supporters.

He's my pal. He's quite a guy. I love YP. 833-857-8665. We've got 30 more minutes here on CCK with me, Marty and Trent. We'll take all your relationship questions. If you've got any gambling questions,

rough and rowdy is tonight by rnr.com. This shit is going to be absolutely crazy. So we'll talk about basically anything that you want for the next 30 minutes before the chicks take over. We'll be right back. I got these smiling faces, X and O, L, M, F, A, O. My girl went through my cell phone. My girl went through my cell phone. My girl went through my cell phone. My girl went through my cell phone. I said my girl went through my cell phone. My girl went through my cell phone.

My girl went through my cell phone. My girl went through my cell phone. So I'm getting treated for my sex addiction. In a private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition. Cause I'm in it to win it. And I really don't want to further disappoint my fans and my teachers, a cougar. So I wish she'd lend a helping hand or helping hand.

Damn. Calm down. BBC. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Somebody getting drunk too. Right now. Right right now right now right now right now right now welcome back to cck final 30 minutes of of this Friday edition before the girls take over.

And then Barstool Radio at 4. Again, rough and rowdy is tonight. It's supposed to be crazy. No headgear in Providence. So that shit's always crazy. So go to buyrnr.com. It's me, Trent, and Marty taking you into the weekend. The phone lines did crash just now.

So they're back up. So if you were on the line or if you're trying to call in again, call 833-857-8665. So Marty, we were talking about Rough and Rowdy in the first few segments because I watched the 24-7 documentary this morning of y'all's fight at the Roxy during the Super Bowl. And obviously you won. Turn your mic on, please. There you go. I had to turn mine on too it's fine it happens sometimes

we were talking about this obviously everybody knew or had heard about the contact story between YP and Matt Brown but watching it is a completely different thing because obviously you guys have a minute between rounds you guys are both dying and you've got YP trying to

stick a piece of plastic in Matt Brown's dying and you've got yp trying to stick a piece of plastic in matt brown's eye and we have not talked about it enough well we talked about it i know but i mean it's it's obviously it's been a few months but it's just like it is crazy to think like again that's how ridiculous rough and rowdy is it's like you've got yp our barstool outdoors guy trying to stick in a contact in the middle of a fight. That's Matt Brown's fault. I had people in my corner. I was like, I do not want any of you checking me out after a round. Who was in your corner again? Well, Jared was like my, yeah, Jared was something.

But when I was like, I don't want a random, I don't want Jared looking at me and make sure my face is right and my mouthpiece is good. I want an actual trainer. So that's Matt Brown's fault for having YP. Nothing against YP. He has no idea how to put a contact in. And there's actually, in

stool scenes before, there's a part where Matt Brown and YP are talking about the contacts. He's like, what do you want me to do with your contacts? Do you think we're going to need more and stuff? And Matt's like, no, we won't need it. And then first round, I hit him and it fell out out and it's crazy though so hard your contact flies out and i still don't know what happened i am because i'm not that type of person i don't fight that was my

first fight ever and we i talked to matt brown after the fight too he was like we kind of did the opposite thing i went in like a crazy person and he went in all like confident and calm, which was totally the wrong part on his part. I think if he went in crazy, I think I would've been a whole fuck. And that's what he did. I did to him. And the last 30 seconds where I won,

cause it was pretty much even, I knocked him down. He knocked me down. Didn't look like he knocked me down, but he knocked me out black. No one really knows that. Damn. I didn't know that.

Yeah. He hit me in the back of the head and that's why it looked like i tripped but i went out but then last 30 seconds is where i got him but i think that was i think mine his fight was like the most like the best actual fight like we weren't tired it was actually just a whole time yeah because like smitty and them like they were like they were blasting each other but like they got tired at the end. But him and me was very, very good fighters. I think you've got to go in berserk mode.

You've got to embrace the environment that you're in. I could never be calm, cool, collected when I'm going into an amateur boxing match and the crowd's going crazy. I think you have to be like, this is crazy. I'm going to go crazy. Especially Super Bowl II. I saw celebrities there and shit. And I also think

that he was a little confused about my pre my pre-game antics of eating hot dogs and like talking to diplo and just hanging out while he was like pumping himself up with yp in the back room and stuff so i think i confused him a little bit okay it's very funny in that documentary to see obviously you were doing barstool Radio that afternoon at the Ivy. And Dave is like, can we assign somebody to bring Marty to the venue? Like Dave and Dan and Robbie

and everybody were going over early because they had to call the fights. And he's like, you're the main event. Why are you not already there? I remember I came back to the hotel after that. I was like showering, hanging out. And I was getting calls like, what the fuck? Like, where are you?

I was like, what? I got to be there now? And I had no idea. I always need someone assigned to me. On the road, I need a person. Were you nervous? I would feel like I'd be throwing up. So I was nervous at first.

But then I was so dumb. I'm telling you. When I really set in my mind, let's don't think about anything. Just hang out. That's what I have to do. I turn my brain off. That's what I do usually when I really set in my mind, let's don't think about anything, just hang out. That's what I have to do. I turn my brain off. That's what I do usually when I leave here. I turn my brain off very fast.

I don't think about a goddamn thing. He acts like it's super easy to do because like sometimes I've asked him like advice with like either work stuff or I mean, obviously when I ask him relationship advice, I know that I'm not going to take it, but I'm still like curious what he has to say. And sometimes it's not bad. Sometimes it's not bad. Sometimes it's incredibly bad. I mean, the what he has to say. And sometimes it's not bad. Sometimes it's not bad. Sometimes it's incredibly bad. I mean the worst, some would say, but he'll be like,

Oh, just turn your brain off. Like, do you know that normal everyday people can't just walk out and be like, well, I just don't want my brain to work today. I don't understand how you can't. I'll be honest.

I, I can't turn it completely off, but I'm more on the Marty angle. Yeah. Like I, it's hard not to sometimes, but for the most part, you just got to be like, you just got to just take a deep breath and you're just like, I'm just not going to think about it. Yes.

Like when I'm, if I'm ever like, first of all, I'm not stressed about much, but if I'm ever stressed about something, I just like, fuck it. I can't do anything about it. I'm going to turn my brain off and think about something I like. That's it. That's how, that's how easy life is. You do things you like. That's it. That's how easy life is. You do things you like. That's it.

You do things you like. You want to go fucking paddle boarding? No. I don't know what paddle boarding is. Paddle boarding actually is kind of fun sometimes. I don't know. That's like where you stand up. You want to go paddle boarding this weekend?

Nope. I wouldn't do it in New York. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I want to sit on my couch and be fat and watch games. And then I want to get blacked out at night when I win my games. That's what I want to do it. I don't want to do it. I want to sit on my couch and be fat and watch games. And then I want to get blacked out at night when I win my games. That's what I want to do. That's what I'm doing.

And guess what? You don't have kids. You're not married. You can do that. I can do whatever. We talked about this yesterday. Oh yeah. Like we are all on the same page here of the reason we don't want kids is not because we

think we'd be bad parents because we are just too selfish to be parents. A hundred percent. I was saying yesterday, I just like to just lay lay down i can just lay down and it's fine i can't take a nap because tiger will get arrested again but it's like but i can just lay there and it's like nothing nobody cares and this is the part that sounds bad but it's actually i like nobody cares that it's happening no nobody gives a fuck no i can just lay there and it's not like anybody's like i'm not gonna text like not going to text like, why aren't you at dinner yet?

Why aren't you doing this? It's just like, I can just lay there and nothing happens. It is beautiful. That's what I'm saying. There's no marry, no girlfriend. Just like, you know what? I'm going to lay there and I'm going to have Chinese food. And then maybe I'll even get some cookies.

I'm going to do some crazy shit. We were talking about insomnia cookies yesterday. I mean, it's the best invention of all time. Yeah. And like, if you have a girlfriend, they're like telling you why we go to dinner or there's a movie. No, no, no. See, that's where I have to disagree because you can date people who also like to just lay down and eat cookies. Well, you got to find that.

Yeah. That seems like a tough one. Finding things. I'm not good at finding things. My mother sends me downstairs to get the corn. I can't find corn. I knew that was coming. To what?

Not the corn part. What did he say? What did you say? I knew that somehow this was going to turn into something at his house because he's told a story on this show about towns before, but he has corn in the basement. Also where the laundry is done, right? Yes.

I have a laundry room and a laundry laundry room. What does that mean? What does that mean? What do you mean? Laundry laundry room is does that mean yeah what does that what do you mean laundry laundry room is where the clothes go i have a i have one of those uh laundry chutes yeah when my bathroom where i just when you go take a shower you just when you take your clothes i put down the chute right into the room so that's my home alone my laundry room has like shoes there's liquor there's

corn there's monopoly there's everything in there my corn, there's Monopoly. There's everything in there. Why is there corn down there? That's where Rudy lives? Yeah, in the laundry room. He lives in the basement? In the laundry room. The basement's another room. I get what he's saying. I think John has to come to my house this weekend.

John's coming to Ronkonkoma? I think he has to. Oh, God. Yeah. I'm going to make him FaceTime me the whole time. I just want to see it. I want to see what I really want is to meet Rudy. So come.

No, I am. Oh, I do like, I have a popular show. I loved being on making a gambler when I was, it's very fun, but I just think you should bring the bird in here.

I was thinking, have you ever met Rudy? No, you don't want to. My force, what I was talking about the other day, remember when I first worked here, I brought it into the Yankees Red Sox one?

Of course. I remember when I was standing there, I was like, if this thing flies and attacks Dave, I'm done. You would actually just have lost your life. Yeah. No, I know. That was the only thought that was going.

This thing could just ruin him right now. Right. Very funny. We've got a couple different phone calls. We'll rattle through these. 833-857-8665. Can you turn your brain off or not? I don't know.

I want to hear if people can do that. We've got Bill in Indiana. He's got a question for us. What's up, Bill? Hey, Casey. I've got a question for you for college football. When University of Michigan fired Harbaugh this offseason, who should they replace him with?

I have to tell you, I do not think that they're going to fire Jim Harbaugh. You know why? Why? They're going to beat Ohio State. Well, they're not going to beat Ohio State. Right now, they're going to beat Ohio State. Like just straight up? Yes. One more. I don't think that they would. If they do beat

Ohio State, obviously he's more than safe. I don't think they're going to because ever be, or if they do beat Ohio state, obviously he's like more than safe. I don't think they're going to, because ever since the halftime of that Penn state game, they've turned around and I just don't know who you go out and get. Now the question is if urban Meyer would come to Michigan, which I don't think that he would, I think he'll end up at USC or Notre Dame. Um, that could be a question, but it's like, it's Jim Harbaugh. You know, he obviously just destroyed the rival. Anytime you destroy your rival, like he did against Michigan State, I think you've got to keep him. But it's like, who else do you go out and get at this point

that is a better name? That's the answer I don't know. If they beat Ohio State, he's probably going to get a forever contract. Yeah, I was thinking Les Miles would come back maybe, but you never know, I guess. Yeah, Les Miles is a good one. But I mean, and him at Kansas right now, and I saw somebody was talking shit the other day,

like, oh, Les Miles hasn't done enough for Kansas. Like, that's ridiculous. We talked about Kansas football more than we have in like the last 17 years combined with him there. Maybe Les Miles, but I still don't think they get rid of Jim Harbaugh this season because of the turnaround they've had with a very pedestrian quarterback and bad offense. Marty, I've got one question for you.

What's your lock of the weekend this weekend? Falcons. What? Falcons. What? Falcons. Falcons are back. No, they're not. Yes, they are. Minus four.

They're favorites at home. The Falcons are unbelievable. Have you won any money on the Falcons this year? Yeah, the past two weeks, they're back. Okay. They're unreal. Bill, are you going to ride with the Falcons? Marty Mudge, He seems pretty confident.

There you go. I'll give you a lock in college football. It's Tennessee plus five. And not only do I think that they're just going to outright win that game against Missouri, Dan saw them. I don't know. I can't remember which NBA game that it was. But he said he was trying to decide who he was going to take in that game.

And then all of a sudden, like in a random NBA game, like a guy on TV showed up in a Tennessee Vols t-shirt. So we're all putting a lot of money on that game. So Tennessee plus five. Thank you guys. Appreciate it. Yep. Have a good weekend. You gamblers.

I just don't get it. What do you mean? I just, I, uh, that's one thing that just doesn't, I never got the hooks in me. Like I've tried it.

It's just, I like, I feel like I don't have enough money to lose to gamble. Now I will say, I, I just don't have enough money to lose to gamble. I will say I... Me neither. I just don't pay. That would be my one thing. I just don't have the money to lose.

He doesn't have the money that he's losing. The one thing I will say is I haven't gotten to the point where I'm betting on Chinese volleyball. Yeah. These guys are betting all day every day. The best thing about gambling today, Auburn is retiring their eagle, but they're also bringing another one back.

So what do you do? I don't know. The bird games this year haven't been, at least in college, the bird games have not been. Yeah, but like War Eagle is like, that's the thing. Like Aurora fucked everybody. Aurora's a piece of shit. That bird is dead to me. Is it actually dead?

It is like dead, dead. I think that's the reason. Fucking asshole. It really is. See, these are the things. Dave had a stuffed what we thought was Aurora, but it ended up being like a swan or something on set at the West Virginia game because it was the dead bird game.

Yeah. They just can't. They haven't covered. Just keep betting on Duke basketball. They win every day. That's just your safe play? The one last night, covered. Well, while we're talking about football, Mike in Texas,

what do you got on it? Hey, guys. Love the show. Casey, I was the guy that tweeted you the video of the fight of Andre Johnson last week. Just wanted to give you an update. A&M Consolidated is playing second round tonight. Oh, let's go. Against the number four team in the state.

So keep the positive vibes going. Maybe throw a Twitter shout out there. And love you guys. I'll hang up and listen y'all have a good weekend thanks so much what a nice call that was great get your eyes up a&m consolidated is the highest one of the high schools in college station they're the tigers talking about the andre johnson corlin finnegan clip yeah that's maybe my favorite clip on the internet so we were he beats the fuck out of that because we were talking about with the miles

garrett stuff and we were like have we seen anything like this before and people kept bringing that up we're like well no they just took their helmets off and yeah shit out of each other like finnegan's like he's like a little he's like an instigator it's like yeah and then you don't fuck with andre johnson andre johnson's like six eight he's just gonna hammer fist at you i love that he's a monster i love that i forgot how good the clip was until that guy tweeted at me because he called in to first of all i would like to say this the and brandon walker got very butthurt about this the other day he was until that guy tweeted it at me because he called in to, first of all, I would like to say this. Brandon Walker got very butthurt about this the other day. He was mad that

Brandon Walker got butthurt? Yeah, I know. It's shocking. Mississippi State fans don't call in and give him love. Aggie fans will call in and be like, you know, we're just so happy. We're so proud. Because there's no Mississippi State fans. No one gives a fuck about Mississippi State. I tell this all the time. No one gives a fuck about

Mississippi State. That's just a fact. You're going to hurt his feelings. I tell him all the time. No one gives a fuck about Mississippi State. That's just a fact. You're going to hurt his feelings. I tell him all the time to his face. Well, did you know he has like a backup cowbell here? Do you know about this cowbell thing? I've seen a cowbell on his desk. So he brings it on the college football set every week and he like rings it and like Dan knocks it on the ground. So he's brought a backup one just in case Dan bullies him into losing his first one.

Gotcha. Mississippi State is never going to be anything. they had their one chance when they were number one no one's like i can't wait to go to mississippi state did you bet on them with their bats and the rabies last week of course i did they had they you don't just get a rabie game every day yeah and then of course like tua goes out and gets hurt and it's like i mean that's that was just a wild game yeah that was crazy uh we're talking goes out and gets hurt and it's like I mean that was just a wild game yeah that was crazy talking about Rough and Rowdy again these shows

whenever Kevin and Jared aren't here I mean we obviously always have random shows but I have no idea where these are ever going to go we've covered a lot of ground again today yeah we started Fifty Shades of Grey have you seen Fifty Shades of Grey? I get scared when I see it when she brings him in that room it's just a scary place

there's whips and shit. You don't know. Well, he brings her, but. Oh, same shit. I didn't watch it. I just saw it. I literally, it's like on like channel 37 sometimes. It's on cable television?

Yeah. And then like when that room, they bring it into the room, it's just, you don't know what's going to happen. I like to control the situation. Well, that's exactly what Christian Grey is doing. For sure not. That's the whole point of it, Marty. He doesn't even know what he wants he's just whipping and shit no no the whole point of him of that whole series is him having complete control over her again i watched the one

scene and it's still scary i told trent i need him to to watch all the movies and give me like a movie report like a book report back me and trent have we've talked about this me, Trent and Jared just like do like documentaries because documentaries are unbelievable. We're documentary guys. Yep. But we start watching like that crazy shit. Yeah.

Like Fifty Shades of Grey A Bug's Life would be unbelievable. How the hell Those are two very different movies. Yeah, how the hell did those A Bug's Life is almost the same thing. What the fuck are you talking about yeah you

think about it they're all they're trying to control their situation getting the food all the ants and shit and then technically every movie is about that how friday night lights no it's a football movie yeah they're trying to control if they win or lose no they're just trying to win they can't control they're lose. I'm just dominating this conversation. I don't know. No, he's not. I don't know. This is like, I wish we could get the clip of John screaming at you. You're just too dumb to argue with.

Yeah, because every movie or TV show or anything is about like you, a specific group of people trying to control another specific thing that's happening. Please explain because you're wrong as well. No, I'm not. I'm saying, name any movie, and you can be like... Name a random movie. Jaws. That is... They're trying to control not

getting eaten by a shark. Yes. Okay, walk on the fucking street. Don't go in the water. I mean, that's just... They find themselves in a situation where they have to at least be in the same... Let me see a movie i've seen uh that's my boy i haven't seen i haven't seen it you never seen that's my boy is that the sandler movie literally the best movie in the world i have heard very good things about that i have to out of nowhere of like of all the sandler movies

that are talked about like the late ones that one gets talked about all the time oh my friend met adam sandler like literally literally two days ago. Say's a great guy. Where did you meet him? In LA. Nice. Say's one of the best guys. I thought he'd be mean. Nah, he seems like I mean, perception is everything, but he seems like the kind of guy who's like, I wear sweatpants

and I'm pretty easy going. Yeah, regardless. Great movie. Name another one. Rush Hour. Rush Hour. That's a great movie. Name another one. Rush Hour. Rush Hour. That's a great movie. I haven't seen Rush Hour in so long. Even Rush Hour 2 is great. Rush Hour 2 is...

I saw Channel 39 sometimes, too. They're controlling the crime stopping. Yeah. I haven't seen... They're police officers. So they're definitely controlling something. What do you mean? What is the villain's name in the first Rush Hour? I can't think of it. But yeah, they're definitely controlling something what do you mean what is the villain's

name in the first rush hour i can't think of it but yeah they're police officers are trying to catch uh the guy with the bomb so how they that's what it is that's also they're really controlling so in a bug's life you're saying that it's controlling because they're looking for food and stuff like technically every single living thing is looking for food. No, we're not always looking for food. We can get food anytime we want. It could come to us at any point. These bugs are out there controlling every single second to get there what they need.

We are not. It's just so dumb. Yeah, at no point today did I think we were going to be talking about how there's connections between a bug's life and Fifty Shades of Grey. Because it really is. There's no connection between those two. You don't think those bugs are fucking? Yeah, Marty, I have a news flash for you. Everyone is.

That's how procreation happens. Not everyone, but yeah. But like every species is because if you don't, then procreation's not happening. Fifty Shades of Grey. Bug's life. But they're not. You're just explaining my point. They're not having sex to have children in that movie. What?

They're not. How do you know in that room? Which movie are we now talking about? Fifty Shades of Grey. Yeah, you have no idea. Because he's in control. No, because he makes her get on birth control so that they can't have kids. I gotta watch the movie.

I was gonna say. You're trying to make big points about a movie you haven't seen. Yeah, I'm like, no. So that one thing... kids i was gonna say you're trying to make big points about a movie you haven't seen she has like part of her contract where she like has to go to the the gynecologist contract yes it's a slavery kind of yeah what the fuck movie is this that's what we were saying earlier that if he was not a super hot billionaire dude that it would be like kind of a billionaire is a completely different game yeah he's a billionaire that he like flies around on a helicopter all the time i'd sign anything to be with a billionaire that's why that's a billionaire oh yeah that scary room you're talking about that's in his house and like he makes her go in there and do whatever he wants

to her yep do whatever you want to me yeah yeah you wouldn? For the perks of a billionaire? Some girl is going to say, hey, she's a billionaire. Hey, Trent, come in this room. I'm going to tingle your asshole. Let's do it. Yeah, exactly. You got it. For sure you are.

Which position do I need to be in? But here's the thing, though, is that she has to sign away all her rights. She has to live there. He has to pick what she wears. But they get to go to all these really fancy parties and stuff too. I mean, there's a reason that Fifty Shades of Grey was popping on the streets for so long. Yeah, millionaire? No.

No, I mean. No, you got to have the B. It's the B. Billion with a B. And he was also super hot. The comedian the other day was like, yeah, you girls say you wouldn't do anything with a billionaire. But he's like, you let guys, thousandaires, put their fingers in you. I was one of the funniest things.

I don't know who it was, but it was such a funny stand-up thing. It's so true, though. It's like, yeah, I just went to Applebee's, but I'm still sticking my buffalo fingers in you. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Yeah, this took a turn. Yeah, so there was a guy that used to come to the bar all the time that would say, hey, would you have sex with me for $100 million? And the girls would be like, yeah.

Like, well, would you have sex with me for $10? Like, no, what do you think I am? And his punchline was always like, well, we've already established what you are. Now we're trying to figure out what the price is. I'm like, damn. Damn, that's pretty good. Damn, that's pretty tough. Well, what a show.

Yeah, this was fun. What a show. I kind of really want to watch A Bug's Life now. No, you need to watch Fifty Shades of Grey with Trent and Robbie. All right. And then we can discuss it, dissect it maybe. I want to see from a guy's standpoint what you think about this phenomenon of these movies. I'm mad that there's not penetration.

Yeah, there's not. Well, it's a rated R movie. That's why we said they shouldn't have made movies. It was like the raunchiest books ever. I'm not going to see one tit. No, you'll definitely see that. You just don't see, like, it's not porn. Oh, I don't need to see that.

I like a nice tit. I do too, but for a movie like that, I feel like they got to go all the way. Yeah, that's the whole point of it. Oh, so you're saying to be realistic. Yes. Got it. Okay. That's what I'm looking for.

I don't, you know, I just want realism. I don't care if it's that. Happy Friday, everybody. Go to buyrnr.com for the big fights tonight. Chicks in the Office will be up next. We'll be back Monday, God willing.