KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Bachelor Parties, Mom Kissers, and Cruise Ships (featuring Coley, Nate and Hubbs)

Episode Date: June 17, 2019

Kayce and Feits both admit they should never be the one to plan a bachelor/bachelorette party. Kayce had an interesting experience on a cruise ship, Bruins lose the cup and Boston suffers, Luke Voit mashes a homerun in KFC's face on air, AJ the mom kisser calls in, Nate took a tour with OARYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, so we're back here on another CCK Best Of. Kevin is at a bachelor party right now. Jared is nowhere to be found, so I'm making fights hang out with me. Thank you so much, fights. Mm-hmm. I mean, he's really upset right now.

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of free delivery credit for your first seven days when you download the Postmates app anything you need anytime you want it Postmates download that app and save with code KFC. So, John, you're 30, right? Mm-hmm. How many bachelor parties have you been to, like, in the last few years? Actually, not that many. This is, like, the age where I feel like a lot of them start popping off, but I haven't been to a lot of bachelorette parties yet. Yeah, I don't have many friends either. No, I think mine's more of, like, maybe my friends aren't getting married, but maybe it's just I don't have any friends.

Is it, though, Casey? Maybe I just don't have any friends. Yeah, I think it's probably the more actually sweet i have known you for a year now it's probably the no friends thing um the friend no we work together um i mean i don't even want to do this podcast the uh no thanks for hanging out john it's a real pleasure as always the uh no i really haven't been on and it's weird because i the bachelor parties i do go on i'm like in the wedding i never like go on like i've never i don't think i've ever been on a bachelor party

where i wasn't in the wedding i didn't even realize i'm not like i'm not a secondary friend with anybody no there are like a lot of bachelor parties like 15 yeah i feel like bachelorette parties it's normally just the girls that are in the wedding, maybe? I've only been on two now at this point. Probably been on four, maybe. Where's the best place you've gone? Nashville twice. Maybe it's only been three.

Nashville twice in Montreal. Nashville right now is where all the bachelorette parties are happening. You can't just even go to Nashville and enjoy it without seeing a million girls with penis necklaces on. It's everything. The best part about me, though,, if you're a younger person listening to this, I recommend doing what I did, which is make sure your friends know you're the irresponsible person your whole life. And then like, like even when I'm the best man as the best man in two, they just don't

have you plan it. It's not even like John's not going to point that we won't do it. We don't have it. So like someone else's plans it. So it's literally my only responsibility is the best man that and give a speech which make sure you have the rings. Maybe they even give you that responsibility. Fuck though. I thought that was like the ring bearers job.

I've never held rings. I don't think that they like let like five year old boys run around with rings. I thought that's what ring bearers do. Well, yeah, they walk them down the aisle, but they're not like bringing them to the have in my pocket. I don't know. I thought that's what they did. I've certainly never done that. I thought that's what the best man did. Best man did. I don't know. I've only been a bridesmaid one time. PFT actually the other day, like randomly out of nowhere was like, Casey, I hope that this isn't

an offensive thing to say, but you look like you've planned a lot of bachelorette parties. And I was like, well, I don't know how I'm going to take that, but I've definitely never planned a bachelorette party because I think people know, not that I'm irresponsible. like oh she lives in new york or when i was in boston she lives far away she's never going to plan this and i'm totally okay with that because i hate planning things it's stupid it's the worst and like bachelor parties i feel like bachelor wrap parties you guys have to oh they do the lingerie showers everything planned bachelor parties like let's just go and get drunk at least the ones i've been on i would much rather deal with that i don't feel like like i've gone to some or i've only been to one of them where they had to have decorations in

every single room and every room had to have its own theme for decorations and at airbnb i was like why the fuck are we doing this that's crazy it wasn't great girls are so goddamn dumb i'm with you crazy i would way rather be not in the wedding or on the i've been a grooms lady two times which i'm like totally in on then be a bridesmaid ever again unless it's on the i've been a grooms lady two times which i'm like totally in on then be a bridesmaid ever again unless it's my sister i've had friends like that where i'm just like look if there is a cut point cut me i am certainly not one of the people who's gonna be like oh i thought we were better friends if i don't have to be in a party look if you feel like i'm an important piece of your life sure i'd like to be there on your special day. If it's like a forced thing, I'm out.

When I had my ex-girlfriend, we were talking about marriage one day. Not like us getting married, but we were just talking about weddings. The idea of it? Yeah. That it's a sham? And she was joking when she said it, but she was like, I'm going to have like 13 bridesmaids. You better feel the match for that. 13?

I was like, you better fucking get some male cousins quick because i don't know i don't have the numbers 13 i think it was 12 or 13 something like that i was like i can i can maybe max out at six there's no way that she had 13 close friends unless she was in a sorority which that case then there i think she was it's a cult but also but she wasn't like a big sorority person. But it was like, I did meet a lot of her friends. I don't think she ever met any of mine. So you guys were talking about who was going to be in your weddings. You just weren't that serious? No, yeah.

It wasn't like a real, like, okay, let's plan our wedding. It was just like some wedding had come up in conversation. And it was like, how many would you have? It was very, very casual. There was nothing remotely serious about it. If you were to get married right now, would Kevin be your best man? Good question. Oh, I would be so here for that speech.

He would definitely be in the conversation, yeah. I mean, I have some childhood friends that probably are like my brother, but he would certainly be Wade. If he didn't give the best man speech, I'd probably do one at the rehearsal dinner or something like that. Just so you know, I've already done one. If he gets married again, it's you. You got this one.

You get the second one. Yeah, and Fights will probably be the guy that like doesn't want to bring up anything, like accidentally says something like, oh, the second time around and it makes everybody uncomfortable. No, I'm actually, I crush speech. I can get heartfelt. So I do. Can't you really? Yeah, I had people weep it in the streets

my last one. Shut up. Weeping from laughing or weeping crying? No, crying. You're that sentimental? I'm so good. They're not even like emotions I have. I know how to push it. As a sociopath, I have a hard time believing

you're making anybody look yeah no i've said this before like i know how to act like a human i know how to act like a human really well you're a sociopath i can't say that enough like i know what people will want i'm like i don't feel this but i know this is gonna press buttons for you actually i think that is like one of the definitions of being socio is like you fake emotions because you know people will react but you don't give a shit about them or their emotions that's sad yeah it is well not really that's not not sad for me but i can see how you think that i mean yeah i i personally am sad for you that you don't feel emotion but then again i'm also jealous of you that you don't feel

emotion because it'd be really nice sometimes if i just didn't give a shit about things yeah no you should just strive for it where where is uh kevin's bachelor party right now where's he virginia are they doing like a house thing yeah do you like those better yeah i i'm not like i don't want to go to the club i don't want to go i don't want to go to the club i like i just get fucked up and like you've never been to a male strip club no i don't know if like you'd ever been forced there i had to go to one on the first ever bachelorette party i was invited on it is not a fun experience i don't know i think i'd like it because it's it's there they don't get like naked right they're more because when i've said they're flopping their dicks around like yp

in like a speedo though and i'm not like yeah i don't care for that but they don't look like channing tatum now if it was channing tatum and magic mike different these guys true that's my only experience in it and that i mean that's like that works but it's like you can't get hotter than that it's like uh they're more i i've said before when it comes to strip clubs, I'm not there to get horny. I'm there for a show. Like I don't – have the ugly girl come out who's going to do something wild like with ping pong balls at her asshole or something. Like that's more entertaining to me than like – Like using fire and stuff?

I actually – I'm with you. I'd rather go to a strip club where girls are dancing because of the show aspect of it than ever go look at a dude in a strip club. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care for dick, but I care for performance. Like at Chippendales? Would you do that? Really, my only experience with Chippendales is the Chris Farley skit. That looked good. That was entertaining. Isn't your

guy Vinny doing a strip club tour right now? He did one already. No, he did Chippendales in Vegas. Didn't he get completely naked? He took a shower, I believe. Took a shower on stage? i i believe he didn't tell me that but i think i saw tmz tweet that he did his shower see one of the things and this is at both that's that's one thing i've never seen that a strip club where like i just want the woman to take a hygienic shower just want to see her take a shower shampoo it like let's is that a fetish you have no it's just more functional over i've never seen another person shower i'd be interested to see you haven't i mean i've showered with a girl

but i've never like observed a showering i'm like let's see how you shower when no one's looking you get in the feet but how will you get in the crevasses what's going on all i'm picturing is you like it like a peeping tom like watching people shower now and it's kind of like i don't even it can't even be that though because like then they know people are watching them i need like a secret camera no no no how you shower i think you can be a peeping tom without people knowing i'm thinking like a peep show i guess a peeping tom yes yeah like you're like a stalker from that netflix show you and instead of watching the girl masturbate you're watching her shower that'll take either or to be honest i no idea. I have more curiosity around the shower, more horniness around the masturbating.

I think that's probably a very fair thing to do. Very fair thing to do. But the horniness part is the reason I don't like strip clubs on either side, because you can go there for entertainment, but you know that there are people there that are like... People who wear sweatpants, like, feels better when they grind up my dick. I think that's something Kevin said to me before. Kevin said that seriously about himself? I think so. I don't want to put words in his mouth.

I feel like he said it, though. Maybe he was talking about a friend. I don't know for sure. Allegedly, Kevin Clancy may have said that. Yeah, but I go to a strip club dressed nice so I can have a stripper be like, that's pretty hot. He probably has a lot of money.

I'm just going to go spend all my time around him. No, I don't want that. We were talking about that with Lisa Ann. We were just going to go spend all my time around him. No, I don't want that. We were talking about that with Lisa Ann. We're like, I don't. You don't want to be. I don't want to be the guy. Center of attention? No.

I'd rather just sit in there. So why do you dress nice? Just so they can look from afar and be like, oh, I hope that guy asked me for a dance. And then I don't. You just want to make them feel badly about themselves? I just want them to be like, yeah. I'm like negging them. Like, oh, that's a well put together guy over there.

I bet he'd be like someone someone could give a dance and they come over and they kind of shake it i'm like no thank you what do you think about going to them with your girlfriend i did it once uh actually it wasn't a girlfriend oh my girlfriend was there but it didn't happen to her um it was a girl got was like she came over it was like we weren't we were at the table and the chick was like doing lap dances and she was sitting on her lap and like the chick just took her shirt off like my friends and i was like that's i can't do that that's problematic i mean granted it was in canada probably probably close to 10 years ago now it's kind of bullshit because that if that happened the other way around like if your friend like popped off her like thong or something big

problem big problem yeah big problem i have no problem going to strip clubs with my boyfriends or my guy friends as i've gotten older though like i'm totally feeling like i'm turning just like to an old person be like i feel sad being around some of these women so i don't know what that means because in early my early 20s i'd go into them all the time but psa never go to a male strip club they are not great because the women there that are actually horny for those guys it's a bad scene not not it's a bad i feel like you usually find pretty hot girls at strip at female strip clubs because like the hot like fairly cool girl who will go yeah but uh if you're in a male strip club it's probably a girl who i'm telling you it's tough it's probably the guy version of guys who genuinely go to strip clubs it is and they're just like standing there with their fanny packs

and all their money and it's just a tough scene keep their money in fanny packs or you get robbed of shit in a female strip club like that i don't know i've been to one ever and it was a really seedy one in houston texas and i'll never go back i probably don't even know where you find one like is there is there a male strip club in new york there's definitely not one in boston i think they're like probably one in new york but like there's like everybody knows the names of all the regular shows yeah and it's like it's clearly not a good show because even if it was a good performance, we would at least talk about it. Like, oh, at Blank, they're like.

It's because they're creepy. The big shows are like the ones in Vegas or like the one Vinny did where it's like an actual entertainment, not just a bunch of dudes flapping their shit around. I'm out on that. I haven't heard of any. I don't know any girls that were like, yeah, we went to the male strip club that's like down on 28th Street or something like that.

There was a former employee of BarstoolSports.com that was a big fan of male strip clubs. There was what? There was a former employee of this company that we worked for that was a huge fan of male strip clubs, and she was very vocal about it in the office. So it was a she. Oh, so it was literally one person it could be. Yeah. She loved them. She and, yeah,

she, she, like, she and Liz, JSB and Liz actually got into like, we're going to just say it, right?

JSB and Liz got into like an argument at one of my first days of work at Barstool about male strip clubs being sexy or not. It was very bizarre. She was a big fan.

So. Her Raptors just won the championship. Good for her. Yeah. Good for her. Strip clubs and the Raptors. so the best of cck is presented by postmates but we also have a great deal for you john do you like listening to anything other than your own podcast no well you do now because you really said you have a failure on that one didn't you well i've actually given me a heads

up on what the ad was no i mean now this is a new deal. It's a new ad read. Audible is from Amazon. I listen to books. This is an audio book. Yeah, there you go. So I'm one of those people that I would rather listen to talking sometimes. I think you and I have talked about this. If I'm on a long drive, I'd almost rather listen to people having conversations in music because I can zone out. I don't listen to music.

Ever? Not on long drives. But you listen to audio books. I don't listen to anything. That's a well-known thing. It's dead I listen to anything. You just, you are. Yeah, that's a well-known thing. It's dead silence in the car. You are an insane person.

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So now you don't need to be a sociopath in your car all the time. You go to audible.com. I'll be a sociopath anyway. I'll be a sociopath listening to books. Probably about being a sociopath. Actually, I bet you could find one of those things that's like diagnosing if you're a narcissist, sociopath, or psychopath. That's what you should do. Download that on Amazon because I need you to figure out what you are. Visit audible.com slash KFC radio or text KFC radio to 500-500.

And basically you can spend your time listening to great audio books, podcasts, whatever you want. Visit audible.com slash KFC radio or text KFC radio to 500-500. You can download anything you want. I recommend right now. Let's see. Right now I'm reading The Club. That's a soccer book. It's about how the Premier League was formed. Very interesting. You're a big soccer guy right now.

I am. I'm interested in the history of it. It was formed in 1992. Not many people know that. People think it's really old. Since 1992 it started and it is now on TV in 135 out of 145 countries only, well there are 145 recognized by the UN. 145 on every Saturday. 14 145 countries only. Well, they're 145 recognized by the UN. 145 on every Saturday.

$14.5 billion. That's insane. It is. I forget how many millions of people watch it, but it's crazy. It's like, it's a very young league and it is dominating the world. And they stole all their ideas from the NFL. That's a factor. That's your take.

No, like, that's why they do like Saturday Night Football. They do Monday Night Football. They do Monday Night Football. One of the owners went to, I think it was the Arsenal owner. It's very shady how everything was bought. It was owned by the guys who own the butcher shop. Owned teams. It was just local stuff. And then rich dudes started buying up all shares quietly. And they were like, oh, guess what? We own this team now.

Shady as shit. And they were like, we should put bathrooms in the stadiums. They weren't bathrooms. They were just peed in troughs. I was out back. What? Okay. I don't know if that's an idea from the NFL.

It was inspired by, it was like he went to a Miami Dolphins game and he was like very surprised. He's like, they have like bathrooms and shit here. It was like, I didn't realize it was like a thing. Well, what did the girls do? The females do. Yeah. Didn't go to soccer games.

They started letting females in too. 1992. How progressive of them. Well, if you want to listen to that book, that's like the happiest I've seen you in a while, talking about that book. So now you need to get the audio book too. That's what you need. I haven't seen him that happy all week.

Just talking about bathrooms and soccer arenas. Bizarre kfc radio so the best of cck this week it was a very strange week uh we had the david ortiz news popping off earlier we had the bruins blues stanley cup finals we're going to preview a little bit of that and then of course fights you coming in after getting back from boston was a a tough visual but you're on the up and up now-ish. In the ish up and up. Speaking of soccer, we do a whole outrage. The country of Canada is so soft. We talk about the U.S. women's soccer team beating Thailand 13-0

and how they should score every single goal and celebrate them. And then I tell maybe potentially one of the most problematic stories of all time told on national radio that spun completely out of my control. And it's an unfair witch hunt at this point. But we get into all of that and more on CCK. Fights is here. Casey's here. Kevin is out. Game six, Bruins Blues. I don't know how you did it, Fights.

I mean, for me, so I was coming back from Boston and I was on the train and I saw like some random Instagram account was like, David Ortiz got shot. I was like, I don't believe that. Like I, like my immediate reaction was denial. I was like, I'll wait until like something else happens, but still in the back of my head, I'm like, fuck like this. You know, if something must've happened to throw something like that out there.

Um, so I get out out i'm at penn station i get in the taxi cab line and nate texts me he's like do you want me to throw something on the blog like where are you blah blah blah and i was like it's just like an instagram post like unless we have something a little bit more concrete i'm not i'm not just jumping on like a random internet rumor that david ortiz got shot like we need a little bit more to go on with than that i think we all did yeah i woke up hung over in bed once on like a saturday morning and i was like oh shit like that's my guy yeah yeah i was like yeah no yeah you went off one post that was well i mean it was a at least like we're talking about an instagram post from somebody random in the dominican republic versus like a writer for

the bossing that's right i forgot it was like super it was that official yeah but there feels like there's things on twitter or social media every once in a Dominican Republic versus like a writer for the Boston Globe. That's right. I forgot it was like super. It was that official. Yeah. But there feels like there's things on Twitter or social media every once in a while. It's like somebody died. Like they'll even be like Google headlines and it's just completely fake. Yeah. But this one. This one was not. I mean, if, if, you know, if you're talking something serious like that with David Ortiz,

who's probably the most important non-family member in my entire life, I need a little bit more concrete evidence than just some random Instagram post. So it was denial mode. And then more and more people started to pick it up. There was like some news outlet that has almost a million followers on Twitter that's based in the Dominican Republic that started reporting it. So I was like, all right, I'm still in denial mode. I don't think that this actually happened, but I will acknowledge it on the blog because we have like a credible source, I guess, in the Dominican that's saying that this happened. So I'm in the back of a fucking taxi cab writing a blog on my laptop with a mobile hotspot. And I throw it up there.

And like the first sentence I wrote is, I don't even know what to say. Like, I don't even know what to say. Like a, this is either the true and I don't know what to say, or this is false. And I don't,

I don't know what to say because we can't confirm if it's real. So whatever, we put it out there. And then fights is on the live stream for bruins blues in game six with their entire season on the line it's an elimination game for the boston bruins when did you find out about this we were treated like kids like little kids at first where it was because there were three of us on screen and there were i'm trying to think like how like when what situation you would treat kids

like this i guess when like grandma's dead or something like that but like everyone around us was whispering and it was like they didn't want to tell they didn't want us to know right so it was that was in the second period i think and it was like i think chuck came over and whispered something in dana's ear and then dana had a few whispers to hank i believe and then there was a little going on with the pmt crew and i could tell something was happening i was like what's going on and then period the period ended and i was like what are you guys talking about and i think pft told me you know there's there are reports that poppy was shot and i and it almost like you were since i wasn't researching i wasn't on twitter i was like nah that's not true whatever so like to kind of kind of poo-poo it

right away made it easier to put out of mind and then it was like i was like look we gotta almost like what happened with poppy probably when he went into the hospital yeah like okay we gotta deal with this situation and then that once we solve that we can solve this and that's kind of how it was with the brunes i was like okay i gotta deal with this i got 20 more minutes of this and then i can get on that we gotta stop the bleeding here and then we'll get over there and work on that one it kind of felt like twitter did that as a whole for the most part unless like like you obviously who just covers baseball and covers the red socks but the all the big time outlets really didn't feel like they were jumping on the poppy story

until the bruins game was over we had one tv on espn because dan was watching cubs cardinals and uh even even that espn tv because that ended probably I don't know sometime in the early third period maybe before third started and even then that because it went to SportsCenter after the game ended and even then it wasn't like you know takes over the screen kind of deal it was so much the volume was not for that so I'm sure they might have addressed it but then once that game ended then it went to like you know full screen reports David Ortiz shot kind of deal and I feel like it is one of those things where even like the biggest outlets that have to run that stuff there, they're not going to try to be the first one to run that because it is David Ortiz and he got shot. It's not like it's just some like random guy like, oh, maybe this happened.

Like you put out that David Ortiz gets shot in the Dominican Republic and it ends up being false. David Ortiz is like, I mean, he's larger than life. He's probably one of the most important figures in American sports history. Yeah. Well, you put it perfectly about shooting him in the DR. It's like trying to shoot God in heaven. Yeah. Even watching the video, we were talking about it after the game ended.

We were like, should we blog the video? And the facts of the matter are it's news, it's viral, it's everything. So it kind of has to be. But it also is weird to post because, like you said, it's family. I said that on the blog too. I was like, it feels like I'm putting up a video of like my dad or my brother's right shot but like luckily it was a surveillance video wasn't over the top yeah there's no sound it's not graphic there's no blood the reason why i didn't post it was because at the time that i tweeted like i saw the video this definitely

wasn't a robbery this was a hit uh i don't feel comfortable posting the video i said that when we didn't know his condition i was like i'm not posting david ortiz's murder video like i'm just not doing that like i refuse to get twitter engagement from a fucking murder video of like the most beloved person in fucking red sox history um but now it's like the the last update that just came out what was it uh marley rivera from espn i think it was uh yeah so she just tweeted david ortiz update from enrique rojas who just arrived in the dr red sox plane is about to land in the dominican republic uh medical authorities have authorized his transfer once the plane is ready for transport quote his condition is stable enough to travel per uh abel gonzalez that's the doctor

that's that's with him now. That's crazy that he's fine already. He's just like ready to go. It's like, I mean, you shot David Ortiz in the Dominican Republic. Like, the idea... That video of his shooter was so goddamn funny. I'm sorry.

It was so fucking funny. It was like a piñata, just like casual kicks to the throat. I was with Corey, though. He tweeted... I don't think that was the shooter. I think that was the guy who was driving fucking funny. He just gives you like a pinata, just like casual kicks to the toe. I was with Cole though. I don't think that was the shooter. I think that was the guy who was driving the motorcycle. I think they came in on a motorcycle. I thought that was the shooter. Yeah, no, the shooter.

I mean, they got both of them, but the dude that was getting fucking bottled and like kicked in the head, that was the motorcycle guy. Okay. Yeah. Well, that one was funny though. Cole tweeted it and I was with him too. It was like the fact that that guy could stand up on his own it was a little bit upsetting yeah like that guy should not have been able to stand up i mean there's i don't give a shit if he was the shooter

or not like that's just crazy to me that you would i mean it doesn't understand it doesn't make any sense to me why you would shoot anybody like that's not a crazy yeah yeah well i mean in that kind of situation just like walking to a bar, but in that situation, who he is knowing that you're, you're fucked. You are, that guy is so fucked. I mean,

you shot him and you, they probably took him to a hospital that he built. And like Coley said, if, if, if David Ortiz didn't build it, then Pedro did. I mean,

they fucking like built up that whole country over there. Like all the children's hospitals over there. Like, that's why I like the David Ortiz, like children's fund. Like that's all like it's kids in America. And it's also the kids in the Dominican Republic. It's like, he's a God over there like all the children's hospitals over there like that's why like the david ortiz like children's fund like that's all like it's kids in america and it's also the kids in the dominican republic it's like he's a god over there for a reason it's not just because he hits baseball it's because he fucking helps people over there like he has built hospitals

pedro and like they built churches over there so to just and to shoot him in the back you fucking pussy coward like why don't you shoot him in the head i mean like i'm not advocating for it but if you were trying to kill the guy yeah shoot him in the head yeah that was you take three more steps like again i'm glad you didn't pour the plan just a terrible killer as bad a person as he is a killer poorly planned but thank god that they're so fucking stupid both of them got caught. Obviously, there's rumors of motive and whatever else, but we don't need to get into that. We're not dealing in rumors.

We're dealing in facts. But how long do you think it's going to be until or is there ever going to be a situation where we know the motive? Because I mean, I don't know the difference. But how long do you think? I don't know. Because I don't know how like the the dominican republic like police but it's also i don't know if that's gonna be right that's what i'm saying it's not like america where i mean even though motives can be hidden here too but like who knows what's going on and how corrupt it is like is there a way that that could be like shoved under

the rug for sure for sure and i think is it this is a bad question i've never been in the dr but is like are they as corrupt the police force as Mexico is? Probably not as corrupt. It's definitely not. It's not America. No. And I mean, we don't have to get in all that. It's not great here either. In case you go, just fling Pandora's box open. We don't have to get into that,

but I didn't know how corrupt it actually is on paper. Yeah, but obviously updates keep coming in, so we will relay any updates that we get. It was so lucky how quick everything happened, because that

was actually the best part of focusing on the Bruins. I never really had time to be worried. Because by the time the Bruins ended, it was like, he's stable. Even that. I feel like it was only 20 minutes or a half hour of real nerves. Yeah. There were conflicting reports though.

His leg at first. Yeah. So until he gets on that damn plane, the, the Red Sox have sent out like an, like a plane to the Dominican Republic to bring them back to Boston. Um, until he gets on that plane then,

cause that's, you have to be stable enough to get on the plane. Um, so that's, that's kind of what I'm looking forward to is stable enough to get on the plane um so that's that's kind of what i'm looking forward to is can we get him on the plane and get him to a medical facility in boston they have the best hospitals in the world uh so that's kind of like the check that that's the box that i'm looking to check get his ass on the plane get him back to boston get him to one of the best hospitals that there are in the world i wonder is it like was his family i guess again

like i was behind on reports but i feel like as soon as they started talking to his family they were just like no he's good almost like yeah like having fun with it like big pop is getting around for a long time don't you guys worry yeah yeah yeah was he good right away i don't know i mean like if you're in the fucking icu you're not good fine right like who the fuck is just like yucking it up in the icu i know i I can picture him laughing in bed right here. Like, oh, this motherfucker is like messed outside and low. But I asked Jared when I heard ICU, is it like he's awake in ICU? Is he not? Like when you're in ICU, that's usually a pretty bad sign.

I would guess. Well, I'm sure he was. I mean, he was conscious when he went into surgery. I kept seeing that quote, which is like heartbreaking. He was like, don't let me die. I'm a good man. Yeah, that's that was fucking. I was walking home from the office seeing that. I was like, quote, which was heartbreaking, where he's like, don't let me die. I'm a good man. That was fucking... I was walking home from the office

seeing that. I was like, that's tough to see. But he was probably under when he was in the ICU. For sure. They said his organs weren't damaged, but then they took out his fucking colon and his liver, pieces of it.

They had to work around some shit. And, uh, obviously like you get shot in the abdomen, there's going to be a decent amount of bleeding from reservoir dogs. I learned a lot of blood, a lot of pain, but not that dangerous,

but not that dangerous. That's what they thought. Yeah. Unless you just aren't taken care of and then you just bleed out slowly. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh,

you know, thank God that there was that one dude that stuck around i mean like if someone is this guy right yeah all this jewelry and stuff yes yes so i mean if you're at a bar somebody pulls out a gun and shoots somebody everyone is running in the opposite direction like not many people and like this isn't to call out anyone in particular but human human reaction would be get the fuck out of there versus I'm going to stay here and make sure that my guy doesn't bleed out on the floor. And like, let's get him to a hospital. Everyone's reaction is to flee.

This guy was like, fuck that. This is David Ortiz. Like, get him in the car, get him in the hospital. I mean, who knows what would have happened if he didn't react that way. But yeah, the dude that shot him just fucking ran away after anyway. So it's like that. That was the saddest part of the video to me watching it and again i watched it through the lens of he's okay yeah different one than you because by the time i saw it everything was okay um or stable at least um but like the most like sad upsetting thing to me is that like

it was the video is so perfectly david ortiz where he's not in a special section he doesn't have security he's just hanging out at the bar posted up at the bar with ortiz where he's not in a special section he doesn't have security he's just hanging out at the bar posted up at the bar with his people and he's just like yeah have a couple drinks sunday afternoon sunday evening whatever it was sunday night and like doesn't have anyone special which i imagine will change now when he goes back to the american republic um but like that's who he is he's just like a guy who just loves people and loves just hanging out with people loves making people happy and i was like that's like yeah he was probably mid-joke at that bar yeah mid fucking having a good time i i asked some of my friends in texas this today because obviously i follow so many people from boston so

it's like i'm seeing through the boston lens on my twitter timeline for the most part but is there anybody and you guys are obviously going to be biased too because you're from boston but i feel like he's so supersedes just people from this area loving him like just across the board it doesn't matter who you root for like you like david ortiz yeah i don't think there's anyone in the world who dislikes david ortiz because like when you see that on on just like the reaction of people you know you're seeing like guys were tweeting at you like yankees fans like from the other side of the rivalry like wishing him well and i'm obviously it's also such a weird thing yeah to be like hey from a yankee fan i hope a human's okay right like yeah that's what i'm about to say like it's also such a weird thing. Yeah. To be like, hey, from a Yankee fan. I hope a human's OK.

Right. Yeah. I was about to say, like, it's a fucking sports rivalry. Shut the fuck up about like, look, I'm a Yankee guy and I'm hoping he's OK, too. Yeah, dude. I hope Jeter doesn't die either. Congratulations. You're such a fucking hero.

But that it was weird to see those things last night. It's like, well, you know, I like I got a tweet. I was like, I fucking hate Boston, but I love Poppy. Hope he's OK. It's like he's a human. Yeah. Like, I hope all humans are OK. That's that's usually how that works. Not fucking hate Boston, but I love Poppy. Hope he's okay. It's like, he's a human. I hope all humans are okay. That's usually how that works.

Not all of them, but most of them. All the good ones. All the good ones. Yeah, don't like bad humans. Not the guy who shot him. I hope that guy is not okay at all. Coley had the same thing. Why is Boston trying to claim this?

What are you talking about? We're not trying to claim it. First of all, Poppy is our guy. We claim Poppy, but we're the only people who could be upset about this. We're the only people who can be rooting for him to be okay. Who said that? be rooting for him to be okay someone tweeted it colin and again i hate to even single that stuff out i hate that i'm so mad i just did that because i hate being like some one person said on twitter fuck that one person who gives a shit it wasn't like the larger sentiment across the internet but uh but the the he's so obviously so iconic in boston but even just like with the marathon

stuff when he says like, this is our fucking city. Like I was not in Boston at that point, but that like every time I think David Ortiz, that's what I think. And so just sports fans across the country, across the world, obviously we're reacting to it,

but it was so weird how it just slowly started coming out because of the, the Stanley cup because the, and not because the Stanley cup was more important, but because Twitter was just taken over with what was going on in that game and then all of a sudden it's like oh wait david ortiz got shot it is one of those things too where it is just like since it's a the third world country i believe um like everyone's just like i don't know what to do like could it be a false report have you ever been in the making before i don't know you get off the plane and there's people like fucking uh like machine guns just standing there.

Like on the runway. Well, they're here too. Dude, they were. I was going into the fucking the Bruins game. Like lots of SWAT team with machine guns. Yeah. That's American too, I think. It was like.

It was wild. It's like dudes with just dudes with like not AKs, but whatever they are. AR-15s. What the fuck do I call them? That's why. That's a little excessive for hockey game, I feel like. What is up?

It's Tuesday here on CCK. Kevin is doing the rundown right now. They have to do it at one. So he'll be here in a little bit. But we've got Jared and Coley in the building. Coley, I know that you were just on the yak, but I figured who better than the basketball guy to talk about the basketball game? Maybe Jack Mack. Jack Mac.

Jack Mac. I, I, I saw the Deke sucker quote and I was hoping that it was a Deke sucker moment where he just got it wrong. No, it was, it was a good 15 minutes of radio.

And what was his take? Like Clay wasn't a top 50 NBA player. Well, that's just patently false. And that he was the fifth best player on the warriors for this run. What did, what is he talking about? Like, what are his facts uh facts begin to he said he wasn't a good defender uh he can't dribble which is fair clay can't dribble uh but yeah it was a lot of it was weird clay may have like

punched him in the face at some point in time in his life girlfriend maybe i don't get it i don't know what happened i mean jack knows pretty much everything about college football i'll give him that he's an encyclopedia. That may be one of the worst basketball takes I've ever heard. He just so had like casually said it when we were walking the radio, that he was the most overrated NBA player of all time. And he was all time. And he was like,

name one. And I said, Kobe. And he had no argument for that. Yeah. I feel like he's just going to run with that take. Oh yeah. He's fully trapped himself.

No, we were making him blog the top 50. And he said like Rudy go bear. It was a, it was a tough scene. That's tough. Yeah. I'm looking forward to that take. Oh, yeah. He's fully trapped himself. No, we're making him blog the top 50. And he said, like, Rudy Gobert. It was a tough scene. That's tough. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that blog. So I know you probably talked all about the game last night. Kevin and I have very opposite takes on the Drake reaction to the KD thing.

And obviously, with him being a Knicks fan, he's having a tough day right now. Kevin. Yeah, no. No one's thinking about the Knicks fans who really lost last night when Kevin Durant tore his Achilles off his bone. I mean, just shredded it. Yeah. So yesterday we spent a whole bunch of time with, you know, me, Jared and fights talking

about Katie coming back. You and I talked about it off air too, that if this is obviously before, before game five, because obviously now we know what happened. Now it's after game five. Now it's after game five. And it was a tough scene for Kevin Durant. But yesterday it was like, if he it's healthy enough to play and he knows that he can help the team 10 out of 10 you would come back yeah i stand by that uh when he got hurt last night when he

went down what was your first thought that fucking sucked just awful sucked it was so bad i watched that i don't like watching injury videos at all i'm not a big injury video fan especially if like there's like bone coming out of the body. That one I watched so many times because you could physically see it. Yeah. So gross. Yeah.

Pops like that don't bother me as much as like, oh, that guy's legs in a different direction. Like, like Lattimore's, uh, the South Carolina running back like that one always got me. Nick Chubbs was gross. Nick Chubbs was really bad. Uh, like a football ones where It's like when someone falls, obviously it's like the number one, that one, that's like the one that everybody points to.

Did you ever see the blind side? Oh yeah. The Sandra Bullock movie. So I was in the South. I was in the blind side. I was in college when that movie came out. And my girlfriend at the time was like, Oh,

Sandra Bullock movie. This has sports in it. Let's go see it. So we did. And they open with the Theismann play. They sure do. And I just like laugh out loud. Cause they show it in in parts like bits and pieces to show how important the blind side is and it's like all like 40 year old women who've never seen this play in the theater and i'm just

like cackling laughing what the fuck's wrong with you i was like just watch and then everyone's like oh what the fuck it's what it is why did you put this in this movie they have no idea what's coming no clue that's no clue very cruel directing i loved it that one is the the one i think most people probably point to that but just in general injuries not great but that way yeah just not not great jared fuck yeah you like watching injuries i thought yeah no that's bad i see the thing is he was not paying attention. The thing about injuries is that you never want to see that. So, I mean, I admittedly was watching the Red Sox last night. How'd that go? Bad.

And I did see the video of the Katie injury. And I was, I don't, I'm not squeamish. This was not a squeamish one. No, it wasn't. I feel like a lot of people were like, oh, look away. I mean, it doesn't look good. It's in fact bad. But however, it wasn't like a look away, squeamish one. No, it wasn't. I feel like a lot of people were like, oh, look away. I mean, it doesn't look good. It's in fact bad. But however, it wasn't like a look away squeamish injury.

No, which is why I was able to watch it. And it was actually. He's going to play game six. Have they listed him out yet? Yeah. Have they suspended Hernandez yet? Like, who knows? Yeah.

Who knows? So, I mean, there's so many different ways we could go with this to start this game. Because I love that there's going to be a game six. I do not want basketball to end. I think that there's absolutely going to be a game six. I do not want basketball to end. I think that there's absolutely going to be a game seven. There's no way the Warriors lose game six. But Kevin Durant, when before the game, when they were doing like the whole pregame stuff with the Beatles show, which do you like that show? That's fine.

I can't remember what it's called. Like countdown or something. The jump or something. It's not the jump. That's Rachel Nichols. I don't I'm so I love the TNT pregame. Well, they're the gold standard something. No, it's not the jump. That's Rachel Nichols. I don't, I'm so, I love the TNT pregame.

they're the gold standard for sports. Like that's unfair to compare anyone to them, but well, yeah, but I'm going to anyways, cause I hate, cause I just hate ESPN. So I'm going to anyways,

uh, I was so sure that Katie was going to have such a huge game and that that was going to be the storyline and the whole three to one thing was going to be erased. And now it's okay. Can they actually beat the raptors without him for sure what are your thoughts they really just have to win game six yeah because game seven who knows what the fuck's going to happen like it and it's going to be hard enough because wild kd didn't have like a 30 point like dominant performance they don't win without those 11 what do you have 11 i think 11 or 12 maybe they don't yeah i think it was 11 and 12 minutes i think it was 12 minutes uh they don't win without that like it was three for three from three like they're gonna have to

replace those 11 points which are gonna be hard because their bench right now stinks well and you just have to this is the most obvious statement of all time you have to take him into consideration when he's on the court even if he doesn't have the ball right that's that's all the people who are arguing the warriors were better without him would argue the opposite and i think that's been proven pretty false through five games in this i would say so i would say so they're eight and nine in the finals without him uh throughout this whole five-year stretch nine eight and nine and one with him like it's not even close like he's the best player in the league that i hate the arguments where it's and i don't know who was arguing it with the yankees but it was maybe it was you

you were saying something about how like that you could make the argument that they're better I don't know who was arguing it with the Yankees, but maybe it was you. Me? You were saying something about how you could make the argument that they're better without their... That was me. No, it was probably both of us. But you can't make that argument in basketball. No, sure can't. You sure cannot make that argument. You need your good players. I've always argued.

Your best players. And if KD would have been... I mean, the Celtics were definitely better without Kyrie. They sure weren't. There were no numbers that point to that. Out of the winning percentage. Right, when they played the scrubs of the league, when they sat him intentionally. You play who you play, Coley.

Yeah, I know. You play some scrubs sometimes. And when you beat them, it's not really that surprising. Kyrie stinks. Sure doesn't. He's bad at basketball. That's why I think it is. You and Jack Mack should do a basketball show. How can you say that Kyrie Irving, who's won a ring, is bad at basketball? I'm sorry, what was your question, Keith. How can you say that Kyrie Irving, who's won a ring, is bad at basketball? I'm sorry, what was your question, Casey?

How can you say Kyrie Irving? I don't even want, we can't even get into this, but it's an honest question. You have one good game. What are you talking about? In that finals? With Cleveland? Just one. Just one good game.

That's it. He really only had one shot. Yeah. When you really think about it. That is true. He had one good shot. This is a guy you do a SoGo podcast with? Like, this is the guy you want talking about basketball?

Well, listen, he hates everyone who's not on the Suns. You got to take that into consideration. He spent a lot of time defending Kyrie. If Kyrie came to the Suns, Jared's tune would change immediately. I would certainly find some statistics to support my case. However, now I'm sort of, I'm in a bad spot now because KD was kind of my off-season plan after we got the number fucking six pick. Yeah.

Yeah. Which Kevin's going to come in here and go crazy from the Knicks angle, too. There were a lot of talk last night. Like, I don't remember who was from ESPN, but somebody was saying that it should not affect his deal in this offseason at all. It won't. I don't think it will either. But it does suck for any team that was like, oh, I want KD because he shredded his Achilles. I don't know.

We don't know the severity of it yet, right? We saw this. We saw. But they haven of it yet, right? We saw this. We saw, but they haven't come out and said like, this is. No, they're MRI today. And it's who knows what time in California. In theory, it could have been a muscle spasm. In theory. I've had muscle spasms that look like that.

You usually have to get carried off the court or wherever you had your spasm. I mean, when I play basketball, I always got carried off the court. Jesus Christ. You're the worst. You just crumpled into a ball on the ground. No, no, no. I'm saying I was always the best player, so they would literally put me on their shoulders and carry me off the court.

That's how LeBron always leaves the court. Like a chariot. Yeah. And town team basketball. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Played for UCLA. You guys went after college names?

Yeah. Town team, yeah. We were colleges. That's absurd. Yeah, I thought it was, too. That's how I learned colleges, was town was town team basketball yeah we were all fucking like shout out sagas that that's such a sagas thing to do it's not even funny like where you're i was gonna say where your little league teams named after like minor league rosters but you

played for the yankees i did play for the yankees which is uh we've talked about that a lot people people keep tweeting me that picture all the time. Like, oh, exposed, exposed. It's like, dude, that picture is on the internet because I put it there. Parkway literally got the Yankees the fuck out of the league. Yeah. They felt it was cruel and unusual to put children on that team. Which is whatever.

I mean, it builds character. In the Boston area, it definitely is. It builds character. A cruel and unusual thing to do. Casey, I saw your blog about Drake's reaction. Are we saying that? Because Kevin really wants to talk about it. This is the thing. I mean I saw your blog about Drake's reaction. Are we saying that? Because Kevin really wants to talk about it. This is the thing. I mean, we can get Kevin's take later.

No, the fact that the rundown is at one today and I was like, can I please just ask Dave for it to not be at one? Because Kevin was like, I really don't want to talk. I don't, I really want to be there for the KD talk and the Drake stuff and everything else. It's like, well, unfortunately, Dave Portnoy runs this company

when the rundown is happening. I would say fortunately, our fearless leader is right there no fortunately i'm saying in this situation yeah there's no like there was nothing kevin clancy could say that would he would be starting this radio show today nothing for sure not so no we're definitely going to talk about that because i this nba finals i did not think going into this series i really wanted the bucks to win i wanted to see honest in the finals and i was convinced that I was going to hate this. That the Warriors were going to maybe win in five. That it wasn't going to be as much fun to watch.

I love everything about this final. It's been a great final. Minus the fact that I really wanted to see KD finish it out, obviously. I would prefer if everyone were healthy and 100%. Yeah. We don't know that he's out for good. I sure do. I would put pretty much every dollar to my name on that.

Yeah. I mean, neither of you are doctors. We're dealing with facts here. Neither are you. What are you talking about? I'm just, I didn't. You didn't watch the game last night. I watched the internet.

Fact. Yeah. I mean, that's, I mean, what's the difference? What, what, what difference does it make what screen I watch it on? Well, because after the game they were having to like, or not even after the game, during the game, they were like having to like escort him out. Everyone was like crying, like literally crying crying maybe he had a bad day he definitely had a bad day bob myers that press conference was so emotional there's no chance katie is like

emotional i mean like shit we're not gonna win this ring now well i think they can't i think i well but they can't do it like with me and and Tyler were looking at, like, where are these points going to come from? Because even if Looney doesn't play, like, they have to replace 15 points to win by one. And it's, like, really got to hope Quinn Cook steps up. Like, really got to hope, like, maybe Boogie repeats what he did. Like, there's, it's tough. Like, you need to hope Clay and Steph go off for 60. And then you have to cobble together 40 points from the rest of that roster.

Didn't he freak out after the game? Boogie? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's great. What did he say? His press conference was awesome. Can we get that?

Can we pull that up, Zaha? It's great. Fuck him. Fuck him. Again, basketball is so good with that kind of stuff. You don't normally get this type of petty reaction from any other league. I think it's petty. I think it's scary.

Well, no, but I mean, it's great. But I'm saying people are mad on either side of things right now. Big, mad, big, mad, big, mad. The Raptors fans cheering last night. I fucking hate that. I don't. That was wild. By every fan base on sports does that.

Not to that degree, though. Cheering and injury. Imagine if like never in my life have i ever seen a player get seriously hurt and the crowd started cheering and the guy i've seen cheering after he got back up well yeah of course and they did that as well but the guy both cheers they cheered both which is did you see the video of jurassic park yeah it's insane like they go for sure they like start cheering and then they realize they're assholes. And then once they realize he's out, they start cheering again. That's crazy.

No, I don't disagree. But I mean, if in 2004, like A-Rod, this happens in baseball every game. When a pitcher intentionally drills someone. That's not an injury. It could kill a person. But did he die? Neither did Durant. So what are you talking about?

You're seriously injured. For sure. You can get seriously injured with a seriously injured. It is hypocritical with baseball. You can just get absolutely pegged with a 90 mile an hour fastball. It's way more dangerous. I agree. If you throw a fastball at a guy's head and it doesn't hit him and he falls down,

the crowd's probably going to cheer that. If he actually gets clocked in the head, no one's like, yeah, always. No, it's completely different. If someone actually gets hit in the head no one is if in 2004 uh pedro put one off a rod's head fenway doesn't erupt i don't think so i think there's definitely more ooze than like erupting into cheers for a guy getting hit in the head especially if he like hits the ground like if it's it's different like there is like michael

chavis got hit in the fucking forehead this year and he just ate it and went to first. Right. Yeah. If that's a rod, if he gets hit in the fucking in between the eyes and he just takes first base, like there's probably some cheers. But if there's, if there's, if there's evidently an injury, I think it would be the same thing. It would be like immediate chair. And then I fuck that guy might be dead.

Maybe. I don't know. I think there'd be some like ooze. Yeah. I don't disagree. I think there was some oo ooze yeah i don't disagree i think there was some ooze last night but the thing is way more cheers definitely and i'm saying there'd be way more cheers the guy that was standing on the court that stood up and like was like waving him out that's the problem is that's where everybody's eyes went to because in real time that's what i

saw first and then i started processing like okay so everybody around this guy is cheering for katie to get hurt or because he got hurt and i understand like the natural fan reaction in the back of your brain is like okay if kevin duran is not exactly if kevin duran is not playing for the rest of the series we're probably gonna win this series right which i don't even know is entirely true even now that they've well i'm saying in that moment. In that moment. Because going into game five, it was just the whole story was like, if the Warriors can win this game and KD is healthy, they're going to win the series. There's just no way. So in that moment, I can understand a sigh of relief in the back of your head.

Like, okay, he's not going to be able to play. But to cheer. And I understand it's like we're all getting up in arms because it's Canada and everybody's like, Canada nice. I think it's just so fucking classless. I always have. I always will. It doesn't matter who it is or what team. It's also like a guy in like the third row or third deck didn't see his like Achilles pop clearly.

That guy on the court did though. That guy for sure did. But it's like. He probably hurt it. You saw a guy like maybe turn his ankle. Like if he had like when Jalen like smashed his head on the ground, we fell from the rim and was like seizing up. Like no one's going to cheer that that's probably more closer to a guy getting a fastball,

like off the head and like never being able to talk again. Correct. But it's like, imagine cheering Bryce Flory. Right. That's what I mean. Wild. But it's like,

if he just twisted his ankle, it's like, all right, well, he's going to come back hobbled. I don't think anyone in that moment was like, everyone there knew that there was a preexisting injury. So if he goes down, your assumption has to be like, this is bad because it was already bad.

And he's trying to play because it's the finals and it's game five. So it's like, OK, now if he's if he's on the ground and he can't stand up, it's not like maybe he slipped. Maybe he twists his ankles. Your immediate reaction is that. But my thing, too, is like the first thing everyone did when they went to go bash toronto fans was compare them to philly so we have precedent that so many other fan bases would do exactly well i think see i think the philly comparison was because everyone says philly is so trashy like they're just a trash fan base so that's the immediate thing it wasn't like oh like look philly

cheers yeah i wasn't saying it's a positive i'm saying well no i know you're not saying it's a positive but it was like it was so trashy that you go to the trashiest fan base in sports. For sure. But I think Philly, like, just has like that. That's just what we know them as. It's like, oh, when you see trash, you compare it to other trash. So that's what happened there. Right. That's what I'm saying. But I do think

like if this happened, if like if it were Celtics Warriors and KD went down, same thing happens. You feel me? That's not good, Jared. No. Three run? Oh, no. That fucking Goombats. What?

It was a boy? It was a boy. I fucking called it. I fucking called it. I knew it. I said on the live stream today, I said, bet the fucking rent that that scale hits a bomb. It was a bomb. Motherfucker.

I hate Luke Voight. I hate his face. I hate his hair. I hate his chains. I hate that he's good. I hate his name. I hate Hubs' stupid shirt for him where he's a fucking king or some shit. I hate all of it. it yeah that was like 30 rows

back you've been making a lot of great noises the worst it's not even it's not judge it's not stan it's fucking 412 my ass that was way fuck man this people at serious are so mad about this i'm gonna yeah i mean luke boy just took a shit on zach wheeler so zach wheeler could have used some poopery he could have he could have sprayed it all over himself and then when luke boy took a massive three run 415 foot shit on him. It wouldn't smell bad. That's what poopery does. It helps you. It helps you get rid of the smell before the smell even comes out.

Uh, so go to poo, Puri, P O O. And then Puri is P O U R R I.com slash barstool. And, uh, I don't know.

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That was so weird. You can't do that. Can't do that. You also can't wear that fucking hoodie that Tommy was wearing. He looked ridiculous. But Ellie was like, it'd be like if I were a Justin Bieber face shirt to interview Justin Bieber. You just don't do it.

I was like, I mean, yeah, it's exactly what it is. You can't get tattoos of opposing players. You can't wear the guy's shirt when you meet him. Do you think that if the Blues win the Stanley Cup, that YP is going to get a tattoo of Boris? I mean, I feel like he has to do that anyway. I think he's going to do something. I'll tell you what, this is going to be a morbid thought,

but what happens the day that... How long do Chinchillas live? I don't know. He's going to have to get that thing taxidermied. Oh, God, that's no. You can't get your like taxidermied and like stuff it. Oh, God. That's no. Yeah. You can't get your pet taxidermied.

You have to if you're VIP. I mean, yeah. You can dance with him forever. Yeah. Oh, no. That's so sad. Ten years. All right.

We're good. I think. I don't know how it works. That just kind of actually made me sick to my stomach. What? Thinking about getting a pet. Stuffing rat? No.

Stuffing like your pet. Yeah. I mean, you can do with a chinchilla. Like a dog is weird. Yeah. You can't do it with a dog. Like, what can do it with a chinchilla. A dog is weird. What do you do with a chinchilla that you hold in your hand? He's a prop. He's not a pet. He's a fucking prop. He's being exploited. He is.

You can make the case that YP's rise to fame within the blues community is maybe one-tenth of what it is without Boris. Boris is the key. Boris has a police escort. But Boris is living large, too, so he's good. No, Boris is the guy.

The videos of him holding, like, in St. Louis right before Game 6, holding him up like Simba, which I know he did at the Barstool radio thing, but that made more sense to me because it's Barstool. Like, he was on some, like, local local TV, some regional TV, and he's holding him up and the crowd outside is going crazy. I'll tell you what, like Francesco with the horses, Chinchilla's no man.

That Chinchilla knows. He has the right mindset. He knows that he's the shit. He's the biggest, baddest Chinchilla on the fucking block. You know that when Boris dies, he's going to pull a Paul McCartney. He's's just gonna buy a new one and tell no one that he should yeah he absolutely boris is gonna the only thing is

that that chinchilla i don't know how other chinchillas act like that chinchilla just stays perfectly still while yp fucking yeah it's all around he's gonna have some drunk brett hall pass them off to these smokes smuggle them in this put them in that that dude he must be sedated or something yeah he's just he just just he's just playing the role he's the show he's the greatest showbiz baby uh that is uh one series that i i mean game seven in hockey is so stressful and then you got dave and he's pulling all these antics with the blues and allegedly did i hear correctly that they're going to the game but he's not getting a ticket so so what fights what i saw a tweet that said there's two seats and yp's the odd man out well so fights said originally the plan was that they were going to do an electric chair at hurricanes

and then i guess dave got offered like center ice suite tickets apparently and only two no i think he got four oh and yp's still still yeah man and so i think it's a i think it's i obviously cannot speak for this for sure but my guess would be is that it's dave fights marina and then whoever's playing frankie since frankie's out in pebble beach for cameras so it's it's bruins people and that'd be my guess yeah if i also mentioned that we're thinking about maybe yp having to sit at hurricanes and do the electric chair by himself because that's the thing is now dave can play dirty and he can just play the boss card and you have to do whatever he wants,

even though this is the most important day of YP's life. By far. Tomorrow will be the most important day of his life. The moment that he is at the mercy of Dave, like that website may or may not have had something to do with Barstool was so funny this morning. Cause I, he was convinced he was like,

Oh man, I don't know. So was I. I mean, there's no reason to think that this is like dave going above and beyond because they actually did we talked about this all day yesterday like the dispatch the st louis dispatch or whatever actually did run congratulatory ads like there it's not like this would be just out of left field all of a sudden the blues are doing something stupid it just follows the

narrative of like they completely jumped the gun but then once he saw the store and saw the barstool logos on the store he was like oh i knew it i was like no you didn't you did not know it you did not big cats walking around like oh we need a seasoned assist this store like someone's jacking our merch and yp's just a ball of nerves sitting there he's so i mean the nerves like the other night for you i mean i know you're not a huge hockey guy jared but when you had an elimination game on the line and Big Papi gets shot and there's, you know, I mean, you're probably freaking out about the Red Sox bullpen. It was a suck. Suck. Sunday night on Twitter was we talked about this.

It was crazy. Something from every different angle. And then you had the Justin Bieber. Yeah. Random. That is the dumbest argument i've ever had we did that on kc radio today i felt like it was genuinely beneath me as someone who does hypotheticals i was like this is a waste of my breath if you think that that justin bieber

could even like get a scratch on tom cruise you're fucking crazy that was a horrible take anyone that picked bieber and yeah we all agree i couldn't believe it when Fight said that most of the office was saying Bieber. I was like, ah. Just from the age thing. We went over it yesterday. It's crazy. And you know I would make an apology for Justin Bieber for pretty much anything. And then Logan Paul getting in the mix will beat you up too at the same fucking time.

Does he train like MMA or some shit? I know he's like walk dudes out, right? Tanaka is giving up fucking missiles. If they just hit it at the right spot, it's fucking over for him. Did you see that reaction he had when they caught McNeil's ball? He was like, he knows it. Fucking knows it. Gotta get to him now. Do not

want to see that bullpen. Logan Paul has challenged other people to fight, and I think Jake Paul fought someone in a rough and rowdy type of thing. So they must be, the Paul brothers must be doing some sort of training but i mean tom cruz has been like you know he's like halfway to being an actual action hero for the last 30 years yeah that that was had that happened that argument happened on a night where twitter wasn't exploding about the stanley cup and obviously the big poppy news it would have

been a way i mean it was obviously a huge deal in the entertainment world it was like third but it was third place yeah because way more important things way more important silliness i know i know you will not uh speak on rumors jared i don't speak on rumors no but i do facts but i do yeah i think but i do i think the look in your eye right now is a little scary i'm scared what are you trying to say? I am nervous that Big Papi is more caught up in this whole thing than I... Whoa!

Was that a rock? I think it was chocolate. Feidelberg just came in and whipped something at Jared that it looked like a fucking rock. That was unnecessary. What was it? A chocolate-covered almond. That could do some damage.

Oh, can I have one of those? That could take out an eye. Thank you. My concern is that Poppy is a little too caught up in this. Caught up in what? This whole world. Of what? Of drug lord world.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think that you end up allegedly perhaps maybe sleeping with a drug lord's wife if you're not a little bit like plugged into that world. Oh, Kevin. Like how would you how else do you even come across this? The wisest of the world

are the ones who need to get into the drug kingpin stuff because they're poor people. I'm not saying that. Millions. I know. Yeah, but you have to I mean, I'm not saying that millions i know i know yeah but you have to i mean i'm not this is all allegedly obviously salsa you think that that's not paying for the bills right now so do you think that he allegedly yeah i think he's involved in like the drug underworld it's just like oh like this guy's powerful well i'm david ortiz i'm gonna fuck your wife but that is like a trophy it's not it has nothing to do with being involved in any of that shit i i hope you're right i'm just

saying that to me it's like i just don't think you come across like oh you think you're the king i'm the king without like a battle for the island where do you even get to her i mean she probably went to him she's probably like like if you're if you're a girl that's like oh i'm gonna it's still not confirmed if it's like a drug, I'm going to, it's still not confirmed. It's like a drug Lord husband or whatever. Yeah. Like, cause I'm sure he's probably off doing whatever. It's like,

you might be the girlfriend of the wife, but like, I mean, he's probably fucking around too. If you're going to fuck around, I'm going to fuck around. It's like, well,

if you're a powerful guy, then I'm like, I know I like powerful guys and now I'm going to go to fucking the most powerful guy in Dominican history. Fucking hope so. I just got worried that it's like, you know, one of these drug Lords, it's like you know one of

these drug lords it's kind of like i mean the dude poppy like builds the dominican right yes and a lot of those things like construction and stuff like that is always you know mob related or whatever dirty money and then all of a sudden you don't even want to be but you're like you know you meet with some dirty politician over this shit and he's like yeah you got to go talk to like so and so if you want to actually build over here. And then when you meet Poppy – It's kind of like Ozark a little bit. Let's say this.

You want to build something, whatever. The politician is like, all right, we're down, but you got to get approval from fucking Pablo Escobar, whoever. And then you go meet Pablo Escobar, and all you want to do is get approval. And Pablo Escobar says to me like, yo, dude, give me like $10 million, and I'll turn that into like $20. Right. I got a business opportunity for you it's not like a he's like dealing drugs but all of a sudden you just get caught up with the wrong people you meet this girl you end

up fucking her I just I guarantee you that's how it went down you don't feel like things you just like fought but that's not good that's what I'm saying that's not good like that means like you're like it doesn't mean that you're I mean it doesn't mean he's actually slinging the drugs no I don't think that he's involved I don't think he's involved whatsoever. I literally think that it was,

if this is true, I think she came after him and was, and he was just like, yeah, like it's a power play for both of them. Cause my thing also is that if you are not involved and you know, you're fucking a drug Lord's wife. Yeah.

You're not just like out and about, but I mean, there is definitely a sense of like ortiz probably think that he's invincible like above the drug lord who would ever come after me like you're in the dr but if you know that you're fucking a very bad guy's wife i think you say like yikes that's not you know if he wasn't doing that i get it it's like listen we're in a tough we're in a tough neighborhood tough island but i run this joint so like i'll be fine but when you're directly like i'm doing something that if this guy found out he's a murderer,

I don't think you just like are at the club, like at the restaurant, whatever. Yeah. But I mean, like you saw the reaction. I mean, like, obviously you, you don't expect someone to walk up with a gun and shoot you from behind. But I mean, everyone there was ready to murder that guy, like murder him in cold blood. I am shocked. It didn't happen outside of the club. Yeah. I mean, that guy, I mean, I said was ready to murder that guy, like murder him in cold blood. I am shocked it didn't happen outside of the club. Yeah.

I mean, that guy. I mean, I said this on KC Radio. I got to take for you. I feel bad for that guy. What do you feel about? I feel bad for the gunman. Oh, for the gunman. Yes.

Well, yeah. That guy doesn't want to kill Big Papi. No, he got. He's definitely bad for that guy. I kind of do because I feel like he's like, kill me, Papi, or I'm going to kill you. No, I don't even bad for that guy. I don't feel bad for him at all. I kind of do because I feel like he's a dirt poor guy. He's a kill me, pop me, or I'm going to kill you. No, I don't even think it was that. I think what those guys do is they go after people that literally have nothing, and they offer them money.

It's like suicide bombers. Yeah. It's like you cannot turn down this offer. If you have maybe 30 cents in your pocket, I'll give you 500 grand to kill David Ortiz. Right. Go. And then it's like I'm going to save my kids and my family.

Because that guy, he could have just put the gun right to his fucking head. I think when the moment came down, he was like, I don't want to do this. Granted, it wasn't an actual suicide bomber mission, but in that situation, it kind of was. You know if you're that guy and you shoot David Ortiz, whether you kill him or not, you're fucked. You know that.

So why do it? I mean, it's kind of just like pick your poison it's like you know you're not gonna live i wouldn't want a drug lord like i i think at that point you're like uh maybe i'll just go like full breaking bad i'll just be like you know this guy the only way i can stay alive now is to be like this dude's hitman but yeah but you're going it's going up against David Ortiz. They're not professional assassins. The dude that was bloody in the video, just getting his head kicked in and bottles smashed over his head, he was the motorcycle driver. That was not the shooter.

It was two dudes rolled up on a motorcycle. One of them got off. He was the shooter. Yeah, the shooter ran. So that guy's even worse, because that guy, you gotta just peace out. Yeah, no, he crashed. That didn't work. He tried to get away and then fucking crashed. And they, like, caught him and just beat the motherfucking shit out of him.

He's like, dude, I'm just the getaway guy. He's still involved, though. Yeah, no, no, I'm not saying he's innocent. No. They're not innocent, but I can just imagine being like, oh, man, this fucking. I mean, honestly, right now, I would pay someone to go kill everyone on the Yankees. Yeah. Oh, God, it's 8-4 now.

8-4. And Gio Urshela again. Starting nine, we've got Gio Urshela. The podcast just dropped. He hit a game-tying home run against the Mets today and apparently just drove in the eighth run of the evening against Wheeler here. Well, the problem is, Jared, it's the eighth run of the afternoon

because there's also an evening game. Right. And so what we're looking at right now is uh we're staring down the barrel of a two game one day sweep which is such a kick right in the cock you're gonna watch the game tonight of course i'm like i don't want to but i have to i loved the rain out last night i watched some netflix i just chilled out until the fucking game the basketball game i watched that with like a open like whatever happens happens like you can't unvested yeah speaking of rain delays i know this is just completely out of nowhere dave calling greeny

a literal human rain delay today i don't know if i've ever heard a worse insult that was a tough one that is tough that you don't want to be a human rain delay no you don't you don't want that yeah but the mets used to call steve strax steve traxell the human rain delay because it took so long i mean clay buckholz was a human delay come on dude especially when clay buckholz and david price were in the same rotation because i think statistically they were the two slowest workers in baseball so obnoxious yeah so Yeah. So it's just like, I mean like having a David price start after a Chris sale start is unbelievable. Like Chris sales,

like he's literally done it like baseballs at the same time. 60 minutes. Yeah. He's not just juggling. What do you have? I know like 10 strikeouts and they blew the lead for him. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No, he has eight straight. He has eight games of at least 10 strikeouts in his last 10 starts. And he's like eight out of 10, eight out of 10. He's got at least 10 strike. And how many wins? Like two?

Yeah. Oh, my God. It's insane. The Red Sox bullpen numbers that I tweeted. It's crazy that the Reds like the Mets. I get the Mets need all the bullpen help they get. And it's never going to happen because of the Mets. The fact that the Red Sox, especially when the Yankees are good, too, are not like, let's go fix this problem.

Right. Fucking now is astounding to me they just can't they can't pitch in the ninth inning like these were the numbers that I dug up this morning that I was befuddled by these in the seventh and the eighth inning Red Sox

relievers are third in ERA second whip first in strikeouts per nine innings in the ninth inning 28th in ERA 27th and whip and 20th in home runs per nine innings. You're talking quite literally the best in the league, seventh and eighth worst in the league in the ninth. Correct. I mean like the only teams that were worse than them were the Marlins and the

Orioles who don't even count. They're not real. That's not, that's fake life. That's quadruple A. They're the worst. Have you tried like pitching some of those eighth inning guys in the ninth? Have you tried every combination here?

So Ryan Brazier, Matt Barnes, Marcus Walden, Brandon Workman. They have a combined two, four, two ERA, zero, nine, four whip, 11, 26 canine and six through the sixth and the eighth. Same guys. Their ERA is doubled in the ninth. Like you take the same fucking guys that are dominating six through eight, put them in the ninth. You take the same fucking guys that are dominating six through eight, you put them in the ninth and they're just like, nope, don't know what this is, can't do that.

Put them in the clubhouse. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. See, the problem is you gotta get Wheeler out of there.

100 pitches, nine runs through five. But what's coming, Jared? The problem is the guy to get Wheeler out of there. 100 pitches, nine runs through five. But what's coming, Jared? The problem is the guy that's giving up nine runs probably shouldn't still be there. But the problem is the guy who's coming in next is probably worse. Motherfucker. Wheeler throws 99. I know. And gets knocked around.

Dude, so does Syndergaard. It's like fast doesn't matter in 2019. You think? The fucking... I told you. The video that we did with Bregman made me puke. Yeah. It's like fast doesn't matter in 2019. You think the fucking, I told you the video that we did with Bregman made me puke. Yeah. Like the converted velocity was 118 miles an hour and he was almost in front of it. Yeah.

Just crushed it. Like these guys are so advanced now they can time like a moving airplane. I remember to, uh, in 2015, the stat that like killed the cubs was like their collective like batting average was like a buck 30 against 95 mile an hour pitching and higher and it's just like not that way anymore it just doesn't know fucking mean anything yeah if you

don't have a wrinkle in it you're you're gonna get i would rather you know i'd rather be like a junk baller than just like a straight line fireballer it's such a and like you can get paid off it people are gonna always like oh 101 on the gun but it just doesn't fucking matter remember like it was it was as early as like 2011 oh hubs is giving you a thumbs up through the window what a fucking weasel yeah when's the last time you think hub chat sucks oh shit how about you being a fucking loser and wearing Luke Voight's shirt to meet him most people would give a fuck

I said put my life savings on Luke Voight hitting a home run today it was a little short and I thought I want like 415 that was like 475 we have Vargas later, so it's okay. I'd rather Vargas than this show.

We were just talking about how these guys, him and Syndergaard throw hard, and it just doesn't fucking matter. It does not matter. Because everybody can catch up to it. Why didn't they keep him in? Because who's going to put in? I just said, the problem here is you've got 100 pitches,

nine runs through five innings, but who else are you going to put in? Are you going to go gas can Gaselman and just watch the fire. But who else are you going to put in? Are you going to go gas can Gaselman and just watch the fire erupt? What are you going to do? It is also a doubleheader. I said that on the podcast, too, because I was actually worried about it being Vargas, not realizing that Vargas was starting the night game. If you go out there and you throw a clunker when you know you need the bullpen for tonight as well,

guess what, bro? You're wearing that one. No, but Vargas throws the complete game shutouts, apparently, right? I mean, I would rather him tonight trying to be fucking crafty than Wheeler just out there throwing hard down the fucking middle of the plate. Hubs has a diabolical grin on his face right now. I mean, Voight just hit a

fucking three-run bomb. He's going to be in the Home Run Derby. He's going to win the Home Run Derby. He's going to win a million dollars. He's going to be the first baseman in the All-Star Game. He's not winning the Home Run Derby. Oh, yeah, he is. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. And you also conceded that he's much better looking and his hair's better than you thought. Okay, well, he his haircut well that he doesn't look like an asshole anymore i told kevin the same thing i told you i said listen i made a lot of fun of his haircut it didn't look as bad in person kevin's like it's not the same haircut i was

like well then i retract my like his hair grew in it used to be a ridiculous shaved mohawk and now it goes back to a here and there though he's an asshole i said that i said i said that we're fun he looks good i said that that if he got hurt today I would throw a party and I would call it the I'm happy Luke Voigt got hurt party That's what I would do You are evil This is going to be ugly

This is going to be This is going to be an ugly day I know how these things go This is going to be a long day I think the C wordords are coming out. If it was more than two games, if this was a three-game set, had they already lost and then got swept on a doubleheader to end it, I could be throwing out the big seed.

If we put up 25 in the two games? The problem is going to be they're going to score too many runs in the first game. They're going to be like, we have to stop because we have to play tonight. This game is going to go on forever if we just keep scoring runs here. Motherfucker. They're just going to quit in like the sixth inning. I would rather, I would rather if I could just cancel this game right now and say, let's just,

let's just get ready for tonight. I would do that in a heartbeat. My goal right now is to get a position player. I want like JD Davis pitching by like the eighth. That would be great. I want that. And you guys, it'd actually be smart to do that.

I don't know how you do this. Like I'm, I'm in a funk right now with the Red Sox being such a dog shit team and i it's my life this is like i feel like people are like surprised accept it what else can i do it's been happening for 34 years jared yeah it's been happening for almost roughly 30 years of like where i'm unconscious and kind of oh my god and can understand what's going on here you know what i mean yeah like it's been my entire life so it's like how what do you do? You just accept it. It's like if you're just born with

a disease, if you're born into being poor, it's just like, I don't know, man. This is just my life. Since you've started the counseling thing, what's the longest you've gone without dropping the C? I think he counseled the team. Well, yeah, I mean, obviously that one. No, I didn't. I had like a contingency.

Other than the World Series one. I counseled the year they made the wild card which I just don't really consider the playoffs um I don't remember when uh probably the latest is like like early September I think there's been there's been years where like the Mets get to September very historically and they just start sucking and it's like here we go and the earliest is Mother's Day? Yes. And there's definitely been years where they're really bad, where I've counseled three years in advance. You know what I mean?

It's like, we're not going to be good until 2012. If you were talking to me in 2009, it was like, this team is going to be bad forever. But I'm trying for my man Clem, but it's getting worse. On the console meter, how close are we? We are in the console meter. How, uh, how close are we? We are in, we are in the either or it's either red or orange is at the very end. Like the opposite of that. I'm very close. We're teetering. I'm very close.

And to be honest, I probably should have, there's a, I've said this before. There's a hard console and a soft console. Like they're not going to win the world series. So in that sense, they're console. But in the sense of like, should I even bother watching this team anymore? The hard console, we are teetering on the edge. Here he comes. Here it comes, Kevin.

I'm going to put on my objective hat here. I don't even think it was like all that disappointing. I think that the St. Louis Blues winning the Stanley Cup is a nice little sports story. I do. It'll be a movie. You're not a hockey guy. No. I mean, I like hockey.

That was a disaster. What? It was a disaster. The Blues winning the Cup is a good sports story. No, no. That's true. But the game was a disaster. Yeah. It was a disaster. The Blues winning the cup is a good sports story. No, no, that's true. The game was a disaster. If you're a real hockey guy, if you're a real Bruins guy, that was a Game 7 blowout on your home ice.

Yeah, no, the game itself did not live up to the hype. If you're a Bruins fan, you should for sure feel like you just got kicked in the dick. Yeah, because you did. Yeah, but in terms of nationally nationally it's a good sports story especially with hockey usually by the time you get to a game seven like i feel like most game sevens are like quadruple overtime because it's like you're so fucking evenly matched and everyone gets tight and everyone plays just not to lose and then all of a sudden you know you're quadruple overtime and someone just like squeaks one in to the fact that it was like a quick two nothing

and then they never came back they never responded and not only just a quick two nothing the shots on goal difference in the first period was insane the bruins were gonna win that game seven to two like the way that they looked in the first period jordan bennington had the game of his life last night and i know i mean i don't know enough about hockey to really break down the x's and o's and i know that tuka Rask has been like that dude the whole playoffs. And I know he's been Feidelberg's guy. And I'm sure there's a lot more to it. But four goals, 16 saves is, you know, it's one of those outings that's like, I get it.

That, you know, a lot of them were complete defensive breakdowns. That Marchand line change was fucking insanity. Like, I'm just going to check out during the middle of this breakaway. So, again, I'm not enough of a hockey guy to really break it all down, but I also think at some point when you lose Game 7 in that fashion, everybody's got to take some blame, and you can't just completely – if he's going to get all the credit – and, again, I'm speaking from Feidelberg's point of view because I've heard so much about Tukorask.

If he's going to get all the credit, he's also going to get the blame when you give up four goals in game seven and only put up 16 saves. No matter what those, the circumstances of those goals. I just, oh, it was great. It was great. It was great, Jared.

I mean, you get excitement. Well, I'm torn. Because here's the thing, right? It was great because it was Boston that lost. That's the only reason. But you hate Dave and you love fights. Fights actually cares. Dave doesn't.

Well, here's what happens with me and the Bruins. I don't care enough about hockey to really, like when they won in 2000, whatever, 13? No, 11? 11. It was like, I'm not like devastated. People were like, McGillicuddy's coming. I was like, a hockey parade doesn't get me going.

But Boston is a hockey town. Right, but I just personally don't care. The same way when the Red Sox win, I'm happy with it because I hate the Yankees. It's really only the Patriots and then just overall mass holes that bug me. So when the Bruins win, I am torn between good t-shirt sales and good business versus just watching Boston assholes and Dave be miserable. I don't like seeing fights upset, but I also, I'm not gonna, I'm not crying for John Fidelberg losing a title.

I know how much hockey means to him. I know how much particularly this team meant to him. I know how much Tuka Rask meant to him, and he is genuinely devastated. He was like, he's on his way back. We got an interview today, and he's like, can I just cry the whole time, please? Stunned to the wake, by the way. He's like blogging about how there's not

hockey in boston until next april it's really funny yeah i mean dave is he does this with like michigan football too it's like he's a die hard when they win and then when they lose he's like i don't really care about these guys which is totally fine but that that is what it is michigan is in the college world series are we going to be seeing college baseball dave it's entirely possible i love that entirely possible college baseball dave coming out just full force. That was a real, just a stunning turn of

events. In Boston too, that place must have been a fucking morgue last night. And leading up to the game, I know I saw that you tweeted Grinnelli where it's like buzzing. Everybody was texting you like it's buzzing. It was an insane scene in boston leading

up to that game last night like all my friends not been many game sevens in boston throughout this run no somebody was giving me shit being like how many game sevens have your team's been in and i understand that they haven't been in at all but you could be a dynasty and not see a game seven i want to say there's a lot of teams that are great that are always winning in four five and six and then and then particularly particularly to be at home as well. They're a thing that just might not happen a lot. I feel like they ran a package last night that said there hadn't been a game seven

in a championship series in Boston since like the 80s. Was there not? And that game seven, the Celtics-Lakers one was in LA? I think. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, so I mean, that's just a complete circumstantial luck of the draw sort of thing.

The 86 World Series went to seven. Which one? The 86 World Series went to seven. It did. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. So, I mean, that's just a complete, you know, circumstantial luck of the draw sort of thing. 86 World Series went to seven. Which one? The 86 World Series went to seven. It did. I think the NBA Finals in 86. Maybe it was just at the Garden. Maybe they weren't talking. Yeah.

But, you know, either way, throughout this incredible run, there just may not have been many or any Game 7s at home. So, despite being, like, on top of the world for 15 years now, that was still something at least very rare, if completely new to the city of boston so i can't imagine they were buzzing it was we're buzzing i just i wanted to teleport there so bad i'm glad i i could not because the morgue scene is probably not great so quick and you know what really killed them is that goal that that second goal with like seven seconds to go in the first period like if you just made it out of that alive,

one nothing going into the second, I feel like it's totally different versus it's just so deflating giving up any goal in hockey right at the end of a period. And then nothing happening in the second period. The numbers are so crazy. After the first period, Michael Hurley, Boston, he tweeted the shots on goal, Boston 12, the Blues 4, shot attempts, Boston 22,

St. Louis eight, and it was two to zero Blues. That is crazy. Two goals. Yeah. They had eight shot attempts and two goals. That's insane. There's no other sport that has, I really feel like there's no other sport that can be that lopsided than hockey. And I feel like usually as long as you just continue to play that game, like it'll even out. You know what I mean? Like it happens in football, baseball, not so much. There's not like nearly as much of a momentum in that basketball for sure. Like but in hockey, it's like if you don't keep that up, spotting them a two goal lead, you're fucked. Right. You know, in football, you watch a team like the Patriots and it's just like, all right, you know, they're down 14 nothing.

But you just know that, you know, they've been playing the—it's all a plan, you know what I mean? Hockey, you can dominate that one period, go into intermission, everything just switches up, momentum changes, and all of a sudden, you basically spot them a two-goal lead. I just fucking knew that was going to happen, though. Did you? Yes. In the first period, when the Bruins were essentially just dominating, I was like, they're not scoring the first goal of this game. I didn't know.

I didn't think that they were going to be going into the second period down 2-0, but I knew that the Blues were going to score first because the Bruins were getting so many fucking shots on net and none of them were going in. I was like, the Blues are just going to randomly just score a goal. They're not even on the other end of the ice at all. Right. The Blues are just going to put one in.

I figured that Jordan Bennington was going to eventually have to stop playing the way that he did. And he just never did. Did you see that quote about the tickets? Yeah, I love that. He said, uh... He spent like six grand on tickets. He's like, I gotta get my money's worth. Like, it's so funny that, I mean, I don't know what that guy's making and I'm sure it's a little bit more of like a tongue-in-cheek joke, but like, the fact that these guys

probably is like, oh, jeez, six grand is a lot. Get all my family and friends in the house, I spent six grand on the tickets. So, I mean, like, I got to get some bang for my buck here. Well, I was trying to read up on the origin of the phrase, stand on his head. I couldn't really find an answer. I've thought about that, too.

Like, where did that come from? I read something about, like, when a goalie has to make, like, a rebound save, he's often, like often just throwing his legs up in the air, and then it was kind of like, you know, as if he was standing on his head. I was like, nope. There was a real big jump at the end. I was like, that doesn't make any sense. So if anybody knows that, maybe Rear Admiral can call in or something.

Is he alive? Is a guy like Rear Admiral alive? I don't know. Because I feel like Dave is whatever, and fights is devastated, but he's in the content game game and he knows how it goes. And, and like rear Admiral is just, uh, I feel like it is literally his life force. Marina is Marina. I guess Marina alive.

She's alive. I talked to her this morning. She's going home though. She's not coming back here. Like she's going to go spend the day in new Haven. Yeah. I mean, I don't blame her. I would go into hiding for sure.

But honestly, as much as this is a Boston company and obviously we're always going to have the Boston slant, the blue, I mean that you know that i don't that's an all-time you know whenever whenever a franchise wins their first and gets the monkey off their back and ends a drought and half a century of failure it's a it's an unbelievable story kayla is the cutest little girl in the world yeah she's awesome yeah that that video her mom made of her going to boston oh it was great and her with the cup last night kissing the cup like and she was just like yeah what to do or say she just like screamed out loud that little face that like makes it all worth it for people that aren't blues fans like you're like okay that story makes it right and then you

like you look at the pictures yp was putting out on the ice it's like kayla andy cohen yp the maroon brother in fucking flip flops on the ice like it's just i don't know if yp's alive yp probably is like you know with the team right now i texted him this morning and said are you alive yeah and i've not heard anything i mean he was i i actually here's a take take. I feel bad for YP. Why? Why? Being in the Boston suite is tough. Yeah. Like, he didn't, I mean, he's happy.

I don't really feel bad for him. But, like, if you asked me would I rather watch that game there or, like, at the bar or on my couch with my family or friends, I would rather be with my friends. I'd rather be in a place where I can cheer. Like, those faces he was making in the videos are hilarious if you look at dave's twitter or yp's uh ig stories like he's looking at the camera like oh shit and he's trying to be kind of polite and not be like the asshole like road fan trying to be like gracious to dave because and he did put out that tweet saying like thank you so much for bringing me to every single stanley cup game but he couldn't just be like fuck yeah you know like to be able to have to suppress yourself

the whole time hey the video he made in the bathroom of the suite did you see that yeah when he was like smother them put a bag over their head pull it tight so that they go like this take a knife and stab them murder these people i love it serial killer can you uh get me that clip and then also let him get a fucking sniff don't let this crowd get into it suffocate them put the bag over their head until they're fucking going like this and then they'll just go limp And then also let them get a fucking sniff. Don't let this crowd get into it. Suffocate them. Put the bag over their head until they're fucking going like this. And then they'll just go limp. Make them go limp.

Murder these people. Put the fucking knife through their heart. And let's win a Stanley Cup for the fucking love of God. Please, hockey guys. Can you get me on my timeline from last night? The Blues fan who made the pump up speech in his car. Did you see that? I haven't seen that.

Okay, this is my favorite pump-up speech of all time. And I really mean that. This kid, let me get him proper credit too, because I think he kind of has like a, you know, he runs like a blog or a fan account or something like that. It was so unbelievably awesome and self-aware, because he talks about like how shitty of a city uh st louis is uh it is so we we posted it on the barstool account his name is blues buzz go to at blues buzz blog got that

and it's his it's his yeah we got it it's his top pin tweet you got i mean this is all-time shit it's a slave to slay the giant in the sports world boston massachusetts they're ready they've got the fires burning but ladies and gentlemen we're gonna fucking kill them we're gonna hit the boards we're gonna retire zidane ochara we're gonna fucking murder them we're gonna put their face in a meat grinder. We're going to put their legs and twist them into a pencil knot and then throw them off a building like the scum that they are. Because this is St. Louis, Missouri,

and we have one of the highest crime rates per capita that the world has ever seen. We're a third world country, and we're going to kick your Yankees. We're a third world country and we're gonna kick your yankee ass we're a third world country i love that shit because especially when when like everybody gets into which teams are classy and which cities are better and this guy's just like we are trash we murder people and we're a third world country my mom is from st louis and she is grimy man she is very openly like listen it's not the greatest place great she's like i could not get out of missouri fast enough i didn't realize it was that bad well i think it's one of those like it's it's one extreme of the other like there's perfectly nice parts of town and then it's like you know literally the highest world

my mom's whole side of the family still lives in st louis and it's like you can just be driving down the street and you're in a bad spot. Yeah, it's like you can go left. You can't go right. You know, it's like it is avoid certain places like it's the plague. But, you know, like you win a cup and like how are the people who are at Bush Stadium? That was pretty in the rain. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. That is absolutely crazy.

Like, no, you would not catch me dead out there to sit. Would you do that? Would you sit in the rain to watch the game on the Jumbotron? Depends on the situation. No, because you won't even go down the street to Five Guys if it's raining out. What are you talking about? I mean, that's different. You would not sit outside in the rain.

That doesn't count. If you could transport me back to 2004 and would I watch the Red So do anything yeah when I watched the Red Sox play the Cardinals in St. Louis at Fenway Park on the big board if it was raining yeah yeah I mean you got you got to keep that in mind that this was you know not no one's calling it the curse because it's fucking blues but in their mind it is you know in their mind it's a suck for

I still think I would rather be because we've talked about this like if the Mets win a World Series you want to be with your mom to watch it like I know for A&M football I'd want to be with my dad I would way rather be watching it on my couch with like my closest friends and family than sitting in a fucking ballpark I'd be down to do it if it was not raining I think it's cool to be because it's like

you know it's basically the same experience it's cool to be around but you're not watching the game itself super passionate about it going nuts did you see the what was the video of the kid kissing the girl last night you see that yeah and i was that we're saying it's his mom oh i hope hubs wrote a blog about it i'm pretty sure it was hubs like apparently so that was his mom that was like st louis fans was that

at bush stadium i think so okay so they're at bush stadium and they score a goal and they and the crowd's going wild and this kid grabs a woman and she does look older and he's on the lips and like our caption was like this is the day bobby stopped caring about fortnight and like the dude he's with like his friend is like oh shit oh it's his mom that hubs but how would we know that i don't i think it was people on twitter being like that's his mom or sister so it's probably just people being weird. I mean, that's not the way a mom kisses their son. That better not be.

That's some Game of Thrones shit, bro. I hope not. That's some Robin Aaron type shit. That little weasel had to bring in the Tom Brady kissing his son thing. Well, of course. That's got to be his mom. He looks like he's like 15. Jared, what?

He kisses her on the lips. Why would you say that's got to be? Yeah. Yeah, but why would his mom he looks like he's like jared what he kisses her on the lips that's gotta be yeah yeah but why would his why would his friend freak out how young he is his friend wouldn't freak out if it was his mom oh i think his friend would freak out even more if it was his mom right you think so if i was sitting with my wait wait hang on what are you saying that the way his friend the guy that's that's on camera last like freaks out after the kiss there's no ways there's no ways he freaks out that way if it's his mom. Oh, I think you freak out more. If you saw me kiss my mom, you wouldn't be like,

what the fuck? Not the way he did it. It'd be kind of weird. It'd be kind of like, alright, this is kind of weird. I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? I'd freak out more, especially considering their age. I'd freak out more if that's like an actual random girl at that young age than your mom. I don't know.

I'm hoping I'm first of all, I'm just sincerely hoping that this is not his mom because that is super weird. But it is does look like an older woman. And I'm hoping that is just like somebody. He's a lady next to him. And they. Yeah, I don't know. I would have never looked at that and thought that was his mom until I read Hubs's blog and saw the Twitter reaction to it, and now I'm convinced it's his mom. I mean, she looks like she's 17. No, she looks a little bit older, no?

No, 21 at most. She's old enough to have a son that age. Really? That kid's like 10. That's the biggest thing to me is that i don't think it can be his mom i think that's a mom but that kid is old enough that the mom has to be like even if she had it when she's like 16 she could be 26 i mean that's a that i don't know 16 year old mom that that's that's an extreme we're really trying to go to even 20 like say 20 like she could

be 30 years old that would not be a create that girl could be 30 years old i think that this is all a narrative just created by twitter these are people going i'm still trying to figure out if it's mom i i think is it weird because i think this is mom that's that is not that guy's mom come on it's a wholesome program here we're not talking incest i understand i don't even think that that would qualify as incest. I think that there's like... Making out with your mom is definitely incest. There's no tongue there.

They're not making out. You're just trying to defend Tom Brady. Kind of. Yeah. Tom Brady full-blown punk kisses his son. No, he does not, Kevin. He kisses on the lips way too much. Way too much.

Well, yeah, I think it's a little weird, but... I would sincerely hope so, yeah. I think that this was just caught up in the moment. You win a championship. You never won one before. The fact that this is probably not his mom at all, but that the narrative is spreading like that poor kid. That kid's probably like, oh my God, it's not my mom.

That poor woman too though. Like that woman is like the one you can really tell who she is. Like if you know her, you see her face. The other kid you can't even really see. This girl is probably like, I didn't, I don't even have a son what's going on here fuck you barstool sports uh oh that's for sure gonna be a thing if it like spreads enough like people are like barstool made up a narrative incest she or this woman uh you know who i'm just just i just can't stop thinking about jason McKeon. Just sitting at home.

He's probably sitting there with his poster board just ripping up. I don't even like you using his real name. Yeah, no, that's his name now. I don't like it. His name is Jason McKeon. Patrick McGillicuddy died the day that that kid sold out and turned his back on the fun and the joke and the nickname and the place that gave him his fame. And it's over for him now.

What happened? Patrick McGillicuddy. He did like an interview with NBC. Oh, I forgot Jared wasn't on radio. Oh, you weren't here for this. It was the most cringe worthy interview. Why? So staged. His dad, just the whole thing was just awful. What game was that that they ran that? Game 5?

It was, um... It was awful. So he did an interview. It was before the last, I think it was before game six, I believe. It was so bad. This is just, this guy is so fucking lame. We should just play it again through the microphone. Yeah, well, it's quick.

Everybody else heard it. So McGillicuddy, I think there's the curse of McGillicuddy. Because since this happened, the Blues lost, the Bruins lost at home, and Big Papi got shot. Oh, so we're adding the David Ortiz thing? Would you not? If I'm talking curses and one of the all-time legends of Boston almost gets murdered, is that not falling under the curse? Oh, yeah, but you're going to put that on McGillicuddy? 100%.

I can't believe you guys wouldn't either. This fucking kid's out here. He's touching the money. He's talking up a championship that never happened. He turns his back on the McGillicuddy folklore. Him and his dad are super lame. And now people are getting shot and losing. Super lame.

The fact that I cannot stop thinking about his dad saying, well, we have a whole bunch of logos stocked up. You can't just fucking print one? What are you talking about? And then my favorite memory is making it with my dad like shut up dude have a little bit of fun with it i can't believe that he his first interview wouldn't be with barstool and we talked to him we asked him to do the documentary the barstool doc and he is his dad like very respectfully declined and i was like i get it like you know he's a kid and you don't want weird like exposure for your

children like fine but then that's right that's why i thought i thought he was like, I get it. Like, you know, he's a kid and you don't want weird like exposure for your children. Like, fine. But then that's why that's why I thought I thought he was like, we just don't want any like weird publicity to go do like this NBC thing and not even mention like Barstool or like, I mean, people run up to this kid and yell McGillicuddy in the face. Like, it's a thing that you can't tell the story without telling that part of it. It's because his dad's a squid. Yeah, he's not great either. They probably don't like Barstool. If I were you, I'd be upset with this kid because Big Papi got shot

after he did this. Yeah. There's definitely a connection there, Kevin. I'm just saying, like, I can't believe that Dave Portnoy, like, he didn't get his way. His black magic didn't work. Do you know why? Are you talking about getting McGillicuddy on the dock or are you talking about the Bruins

not winning the cup? Kind of all of it, but specifically not winning the cup. Dave's in the building. We did the towel thing. We had a lot of people rallying against us. That's always when Dave's black magic comes through. It's where you can shove it down everyone's throat and everyone was complaining. After game one, it literally looked like Bruins in five.

I remember saying, that was cute. I was thinking, it reminded me of the Sixers and the Lakers back in dominate. I mean, I remember saying like, all right, that was cute. Yeah. Like I was thinking, you know, reminded me of like the Sixers and the Lakers back in like Iverson one game one. And then it was like, all right, now we put you to rest. And game three was the seven to two game, right? Like there was no way anybody looked at that and thought Jordan Bennington

would do what he did last night. And I mean, the, the, the weirdest thing in the world is the blues home and away splits in the playoffs. Yeah. Wild. How much better they are on the road, which is like the only scenario in which I think that a Boston team with Dave Bortnoy backing them at home for a game seven can lose. And it's the magic of the chinchilla. And the black magic of why wasn't Boris in the house last night? I would imagine Boston's not really going to be as accommodating for a St.

Louis super fan. It's probably true. Where is, I also, I mean, what percentage would you be worried if you were the owner of the chinchilla bringing him into like a hostile, drunk Boston environment?

I wouldn't be worried because they were in the suite. Like, yeah, that's true. Like, I mean, I would, if you,

if you were with the people, I could see some like drunk asshole drunk asshole spiking that thing. Just hucking him on the ice. Yeah. That would be cool. As long as... Hey, give me a fucking rat. Just toss him on the ice like a fucking octopus.

I wish nothing bad to Boris, but imagine if he got thrown on the ice and he was alive and he's like scurrying around the ice. I think Boris has to still be in St. Louis because didn't YP have to drive him to St. Louis because he couldn't get on an airplane with him? That's right, he couldn't get on the planes, yeah. Let's talk to Adam.

He's from Illinois. You got some thoughts on the Blues fans? Yeah, I got a PSA for the 10,000 Blues fans who watch this game at Bush Stadium in the rain. You're all fucking losers. You went to a 40,000-seat stadium to watch a jumbotron, find a bar, find a friend. You are a loser if you went to that.

I don't hate that take. I also don't hate doing it. The rain is what, to me, is the weirdest part. But you still get the same atmosphere of going to a game. Yeah, I just – If you like being in the crowd and cheering with your fans and like all that shit you get you get that experience i don't think that i would ever do that even if it wasn't raining i really don't like if a&m was playing in the national championship i had no way i would be going to kyle field and sitting there and

watching the game on the jumbotron i'd rather watch it with like i'd rather watch in a bar i'd rather watch it with a big group of people I care about. I'm not like stadium seating. Yeah. I'm not going to like go by myself, but if I rallied like a few people that I would go to the game with, and I just did it on the Jumbotron. Yeah.

Because sometimes a bar is like, you know, it's, you want to like focus on the game and, and sometimes sitting at home is a little too like blah. I don't hate it. I hate it in the rain. I would never, ever do it in the rain.

I would never wait in line for it. I would never pay a lot of money for it. But if it's something that's just like available, like would you rather do that or Jurassic Park? Oh, I'd rather sit in the stadium, right? I think Jurassic Park is the weirdest. I think when people just like sit in random, in a random spot, like then you should be in the bar.

Like the whole point, like the Bush Stadium thing is you get the stadium experience. If you're not going to be in like the ballpark or the field or the arena, and you're just going to be at another random place watching a game, you might as well be indoors and watching a game at a bar. I would never do the bar experience unless I had to. We did the watch parties, which were very cool. They're fun, but they're not great for the game.

Well, these ones were because it was like we were right in front of the TV. We did... What were you talking about? Which game watches? For the World Series. So we did it at a bar. You did? You were at all the games? At home. I was in LA.

I was in LA for 3.5. But 1.2, we were in Boston, and we basically were up on the stage, and then the crowd was behind us, two we were in boston and we basically like we were up on the stage and then people like the crowd was behind us yeah and we were watching like the games like that was cool because like it's not like you're like you're not like bumping into people and it's not like claustrophobic and yeah you have a great view because we were fucking like right there when you guys were like the center of attraction there yeah but i wouldn't go to like a random bar to like watch a game like that experience because you never know like it's

i don't know it's just not something that i would want to do as a fan i'd much rather like watch it at home i love i love a game watch for a game that's either not that important important enough to be doing a game watch not that important where it's like my life is on the line i can't watch a big game with people who don't match my passion agreed like if i'm that's like the right risky run at the bar yes there are girls that don't care, there are guys who are drunk, and that's how it goes. That's fine, because at least you'll get fake energy.

People will pretend to be excited, and that's fine with me. It's if I'm at my friend's house, and they're like, hey, can we put the other game on? Can we flip-flop between the Bruins and the Red Sox, even though they're in the World Series? No. No, we cannot. We're watching this. The fact that you have to say that. Through the commercials,x, even though they're in the World Series. Like, no, no, we cannot. Yeah, we're watching this. Right.

The fact that you have to say commercials through everything. We are not touching the channel. We are not even have to say that is fucking inferior. I'm with you on that. I think it also depends on the sport, too. Like, I don't like watching football at bars. I don't know why. I just don't really unless it's a game I just don't care about at all.

See football to me. And this is why I always argue that baseball is like the more important sport because football just has this whole culture of the bar around it to me. I want to eat the wings and I want to be... I mean, if I'm watching the teams I care about, I don't want to be in a bar. Football, like on a Sunday, if you just go watch NFL at a bar, that's awesome. But if A&M

is playing an important game, I'm not watching that at a bar. I'm just not doing it. And I would damn sure never do the Jurassic Park thing At Cowboy Stadium they have like You can get into the stadium Into like the little AT&T area But you don't have seats

People just go in and just stand there And watch the They have like party decks I don't understand that Sports makes people do weird weird shit Do you ever go to a Mets game by yourself? No A bit It'd probably be weird for you now weird, weird shit. Do you ever go to a Mets game by yourself? No. You think that's weird? A bit. It'd probably be weird for you now.

But like, say you never worked at Mets. No, I think the opposite. Oh, yeah. But I would, yeah, going now would kind of be weird. People would recognize and all that shit. Going now, take Barstow out of the equation would be the time I would do it. Wife and kids need to get away. Still want to watch the game, but want to get out of the

house. I'd go by myself. The problem for me in new york is going to games is a hike it's a bitch and it's always like i want to get off the couch and go to queens like i either gotta take i either gotta drive which sucks or i gotta take metro north in take the subway out like it's not just the and then when you're there you're like in the middle of nowhere like if it was if it was a downtown or like the way Philly has like that whole complex or Fenway is kind of right in the middle of everything, right? Then it's fine. I don't go to many games, period.

It's like going to Foxborough for Patriots games. It's a pain in the ass. It's too much of a destination. You're committing a whole day. Yeah. And there's one way in and one way out. Yeah. And it is awful.

And so I just – I haven't gone to many games in general. So I certainly haven't gone to many games in general so i certainly haven't gone what i do want to do what i did one time and i maybe want to do this with barcelona i want to figure out a way to do this um i did a booze cruise that ends up in queens because you can take the boat right up to the marina it was great it was a cover band called credence clearwater revival revival they were ccrr and they were a ccr cover band that were great and it was like part of your ticket deal and like i want to try to do a barcelona ballpark where you you do a booze cruise first that's then it's fun because then like the the worst part about getting

out the city is now actually the funnest part you gotta get to the game yeah yeah yeah i mean we we did it on a day it was like 95 degrees and it was like brutal and it was still a lot of fun so i can't imagine those cruises are they're great they're great i mean you have to cruise around for like a couple hours prior to the game and then you're there and you're already drunk and you know like it was it was pretty perfect um big booze cruise guy water taxis yeah on a nice night or whatever when you yeah when you're out on the water water makes everything different whether you're on it or sit like even like if i was ever just like yo you want to come over and sit in my backyard and drink you'd be like i don't know it's a little weird it's like you want to sit around the pool yeah you don't have to swim you could put your

fucking toe in the water as long as you are sitting by a body of water you go to the beach you don't have to go in the ocean but you're sitting by the beach you're good to go yeah just looking you just need the body of water to be the thing if you're on it you want to you want to just like sit you want to go you want to go for a drive no not really you want to go out on the boat yep yeah two words kevin like winnipusaki i can't wait to just get the fuck out of here and you'll never see me do you have a number like zah the other day was saying he needs 200 grand to retire back to zimbabwe do you got a number in mind i mean just enough to buy like a house in like Winnipesaukee, and then I can just... But would you?

Yes. If you got the money to just buy the house, you would be out. Yes, gone. I don't think so. I don't think so. What do you think that I would miss? I think you would just need...

First of all, you'd need money. You would need money. Second of all, I mean, I got royalties coming in still. Your insatiable desire for rocketry fame. I don't like, Jared doesn't care about that. Love it.

Jared doesn't care about that. You love being the rocket. And rightfully so. Dave says this all the time too. Dave's like, I don't like, I don't care about that. Like,

I just need the money. I'm like, you, you're fueled by your fame and your ego. But I could also still live that out via the internet. Like, I don't need that in person. Honestly, like sometimes would you retire to the wake like when i'm talking just right yeah yeah i would like that you would keep up your twitter i would like to

go back to like just blogging one day like i i don't think i could retire i don't think i can retire i think i gotta be doing something yeah i mean it's like we're not professional but i could like we can do this until our brains get dementia. Right. But I think I would like to get away from the camera a little bit and go back to just writing. If I could just blog and live on, you know, on the beach for me,

I'm not the late guy. That's where I'm going. That's life, baby. I'm going to Lake Winnipesaukee. You'll never see me again, but check out my Twitter and my blogs. Let's hit a break.

We come back. We'll open up the calls. 833-85-STOOL. Blues fans, I want to hear from you. Bruins fans, I want to hear you cry. And we'll talk a little KD as well. Ruptured Achilles is official. A lot more to get into here on Thursday edition of CCK

on Powered by. Alright, we're back. Made a little announcement today on KFC Radio. July 10th, me and Fights are back on stage doing KFC Radio Live. After two years off since Couchella and Couch by Couch West we're getting back

that was a great night yeah it was it was awesome right yeah both shows crushed a bunch of puss gross god I'm so gross you are

crushed that's right a bunch that's right Zah of puss let's go you are so gross how much puss

did you crush no I mean enough was it multiple puss oh yeah two shows Kevin two shows two puss. Let's go. You are so gross. How much puss did you crush? No. I mean, enough. Was it multiple puss? Oh yeah, two shows, Kevin. Two shows, two puss. Yeah, it was two nights, right? Yeah, that makes sense. I was like, did you fuck him in between the show? Because the first time we were at Caroline's

I did, actually. There was one chick after the first show, we ended up in a car, parked around the fucking corner and people were just walking up to the windows and looking in. I was hammered. My man. My man pots back.

Jerked off during Cloverfield. Yeah, hopefully we'll be crushing some puss July 10th. It's one show only. It's a little bit... I hate people. You know, Couchella and Couch by Couch. Couch by Couch was like a thousand people at the Wilbur Theater. This is back on Caroline's smaller comedy club.

We're just doing like a normal comedy night. You're doing two shows one night? No, we're going to do one show this time. Because we did two shows the first time we were at Caroline's and the second show. First of all, people stayed for both because it's a different show because we kind of do it off the cuff. Got it. So there's a reason to get tickets to both. So by 10 o'clock, everyone was fucking hammered.

And they were talking and they were yet like to us, like trying to be like, we got to do the show here. So one show, at least for now, and hopefully we'll be doing them a little more regularly. Can I heckle you? Yeah, you can heckle,

but you, I mean, yeah, we got Krista Stefano is going to be a very funny dude. We're going to have him come up. We'll do a little interview. We're going to do a live answer the internet recording. Everybody who buys a ticket,

when you come through the door, you can submit a question. So we'll do a little interview. We're going to do a live answer the internet recording. Everybody who buys a ticket, when you come through the door, you can submit a question. So we'll do a little audience interaction. We're going to have a big screen behind us. So we're going to be doing some audio, visual, multimedia stuff. So my hope here, yeah, is to create like a new type of live show. Because we're not stand-up comedians. But I also think it's lame when people just do a live recording of their podcast.

People just sit there and watch you. I think if you're paying money and you're going out, that it should be a little more of a show and a little more funny so uh we're gonna put together a good night and uh the tickets are 25 bucks but if you go there's also a gold harlequin package or what the fuck there's a green package which gets you like vip access no lines and reserve seating but then there's a gold package where you get an open bar as well funny story last time we did uh caroline's we told them like be ready like we're coming and this is not going to be like your average comedy show night um we're gonna be doing some drinking they're like yeah yeah we're good we're used to big crowds i was like we're gonna be doing some

drinking though watch out they were like kept assuring me like no problem no problem we drank caroline's dry the only thing remaining was hennessey which was they were very telling for our demographic everyone's like oh okay we're gonna go to another bar now cognac no no that's not that's not for our kind so we drank the entire bar dry yeah in one night yeah because it was two shows like people stuck around it just became like a party scene. So hopefully it'll be that again. I think we're going to try to put together a post-game at a bar somewhere. What's the capacity there? I don't know. I think 300 is what I'm expecting the show to be.

Oh, it's going to get banged up real quick. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think we're already like halfway there. So if you want to get tickets, go do it right now. Go to Caroline's website. Caroline's on Broadway is the name because i don't even know i don't think we'll make it like through the weekend with tickets so if you want to go make sure you get your tickets big uh big news right now breaking news we have the kissing kid online

yeah so prior to before the break we were talking about this video going viral blues fans were watching the game last night at bush stadium uh when they scored a goal the crowd went wild this kid grabs this woman and i say woman because she looks a little bit older, and he plants one on her, kisses her right on the lips. The friends go wild. Hubs wrote a blog. And by the way, Hubs texted me. I do have to say, he did not think it's his mom.

The internet said it. The internet said it. Is it weird? Because I feel like this is this kid's mom. And Hubs came to the conclusion that it was not his mom in the blog. So Hubs did not say it was his mom. The internet said it. Horses out of the barn on this one, though.

This guy's a mom kisser. AJ, what's up, man? What's up? You tell me, dude. You kissing your mom or what? That is not my mom. It was a random girl. I'm pretty sure she's like 23.

Wow. Okay. How old are you? So now this girl is really probably going to kill herself because she's not that old. And everyone's like, you're a mom. So wait, old are you? So now this girl is really probably going to kill herself because like, she's not that old and everyone's like, you're a mom. So wait, you are 16.

Yep. And you just grabbed this 23 year old sexy smoke and just plant one on her. Absolutely. Where was there any like, uh, not a pause, not a pause. Was there any like,

uh, talk ahead of time? Are you guys flirting? Were you talking? I mean, it was just, it was one of those. You just,

they, they scored, they won the cup those. You just, they scored, they won the cup and just grabbed her, you know? Had you talked to her at all before? No. During the game? Oh, that's so good.

No. I mean, you say to me like, yeah, you know, and I'm like kind of like, no. You know, I gotta be honest. First of all, I've never even seen the championship. Second of all,

never had the Hollywood moment where it's like, I'm just going for it, dude. I'm going to plant one on her. Were you plotting this or was it just like he at the moment, you just did it or were you like, I'm going for it, dude. I'm going to plant one on her. Were you plotting this or was it just like he at the moment, you just did it or were you like, I'm going to kiss this girl, I'm going to kiss this girl, I'm going to kiss this girl? Yeah, I kind of had it

plotted. Just kind of a good idea throughout the game. Who was filming? That was my best friend, Peter. That's the one that posted it. He's tagged and everything. And he was just filming because it was the cup and you scored. You were going to win the whole nine.

Little did he know he was about to get a show as well. Yep. Did you get her number? I did not, no. He's 16. She can't. For a couple of years. If she's 23, she's not going to be like,

yeah, I'm going to give my number to a 16-year-old. I guess. That's illegal. It's for safekeeping. Giving a number is not illegal. It's for safekeeping. AJ, did she kiss you back? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Did she know you were 16? No. That's the tough part. We're on dangerous territory here. Bold ass move by you, bro. That is, you know, you got confidence coming out of your ears, dude.

I don't know if I would have pulled that move at 16 or ever. I mean, what can I say? It's just one of the best days of my life. Yeah, dude. You took it from a 10 to an 11. Can I ask you guys one thing? Yeah. Can you guys go out there and give me some Instagram followers?

Yeah, sure. What's your handle? AJT100. AJT as in Thomas? AJT100. All right. You got it, man. Anybody who's got the balls to do that, I'll throw you some love.

Just for the record, though, I want you to know as you get older, this is not a move you can pull. You can pull that at the age of 16, kind of being funny and ballsy. You do this as an adult, you go to jail. Just to be clear, we're not condoning non-consensual kissing of strangers, but there is a funny element when it's a young kid. Okay, just so you know, AJ. All righty.

Good stuff, man. Congrats on the cup. Thank you. I'm sure we'll be in trouble with this. I'm going to be honest. I think 16 is probably too old to do that. Probably. 16's a little too old.

Like when he first started talking and his voice was that deep, I was like, oh, this is a problem. Yeah. I thought he was going to be like, hey, guys. Yeah. I thought this was a problem. This guy's like, yeah, I'm trying to get laid. Yeah.

By the way. I mean, 16 is pretty grown up. I feel like we owe her an apology by suggesting that she could be a mother she's 23 yeah yeah yeah i mean like oh i mean it's not like she couldn't be a mom but like i thought she was like oh yeah i'm on i'm on the record my guess was 19 19 wow i was thinking like 28 i was it was more just that she was so she was in the poncho and she was so surprised oh my goodness that it was just just just felt like maybe a little out of place. Yeah.

And by the way, there are some moms that are in their thirties and forties and even fifties that look like they're in their twenties. Like it's not like, uh, that girl probably is like, what the fuck? Yeah.

What the fuck? Imagine being like her ex-boyfriend or something, or maybe her current boyfriend. Like who's to say she didn't have one. Right. Oh man. There's some adult man getting i mean that's a pretty she's a very pretty 23 year old girl she's probably got a boyfriend yeah and

he's getting cocked by the 16 year old for sure ajt 100 does she know that he's 16 now do you think well if she's she's about to like within the next 24 hours yeah with the internet and everything i'm sure she's about to find out yeah oh that would be the worst feeling just be like oh my god i'm on camera making out with a 16 year old yeah that's not great i said did you did she kiss you back oh yeah oh yeah that is there's no way to pull it like uh what would be your ballsiest move like that i mean that's that's something straight out of like a movie that like a again, you shouldn't do. But you also, it takes a lot to pull that. I've been bamboozled by a guy that lied about his age.

Yeah. I was going into my senior year of high school and I went on a cruise with one of my girlfriends and her family. And we met two brothers on the cruise. And my friend, like. I'm going to love this story. So you're like 17, 18. Yeah, I was. No, 17. I would turn eight. I think you turn 18. You're senior of high school, right? and my friend like i'm gonna love this story so you're like 17 18 yeah i was 17 no 17 i would turn eight i think you turn 18 your senior year of high school right so i was about to turn 18

and the two brothers you met the older brother said he was 19 and my friend was already 18 so it was like okay like that that's good the younger brother was like oh i'm gonna be 17 when you turn 18 oh no so you're like oh close enough yeah it's fine like it's here and it's a cruise was he 15 was he 14 kevin was he i did not find out listen to the no this is the i go the whole week thinking he's a teenager let's hope he's a teenager he was also like six two i was like this kid's close to my age. We planned a trip to see them after the cruise. Oh, wow. You got fully bamboozled.

Oh, fully bamboozled. And then he accidentally forgot that he hadn't told me what his real age was. And at some point he was like, oh, yeah, I'm turning 15. You guys should come. I was turning 18 and he was turning 15. Did you fuck a 14-year-old? No. Did you make out with a 14-year-old?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And the worst part, I didn't know. I I had no idea I was completely bamboozled she said oh yeah for a whole week and then to make matters even worse he ended up going to A&M and I ran into him in college I was like a senior and he was a freshman and I saw him

I was like you motherfucker bamboozled did you do more than make out with? yes sad did you slide into third base? no Fucker. Bamboozle. I mean, because it... Did you do more than make out with? Yes. Sad. Damn, Casey. Did you slide into third base? No. I didn't.

Zah. Did you... Why is Zah laughing? Did you try to stretch a double into a triple and then end up running back to second base? No. I don't... Mm-mm. Well, then you said you did more really make out. You had to go

second base. Yeah. I try to block it from my memory. He was 14. Did your clothes come off? Did you rape this kid? No, no, no, no, no. I was not. You're acting like I was a predator here. He obviously. He was 6'2".

But he's also lying about his age. He was trying to. It wasn't like I was like, hey, kids, sit down here. Imagine being 6'2 at 14. Yeah, I was going to say, this guy, you know. Also, very good looking. If you're 6'2", he's probably like an NFL player now. It's like, come on. I'm 6'1".

This guy earned it. You got bamboozled by a 14-year-old man. I was so bamboozled that that was back in the MySpace days. He was like my number two friend on MySpace well you're just a thirsty ass hoe yeah yeah i loved him i i we went i loved him we went he i was i we i loved he came and visited all before i realized how old he was came to arlington and we went to six flags and like in high school that was like a big thing i ride all the rides together. He got me a stuffed animal. Was he like, yo, you gotta drive, girl.

Oh, yeah. I drove everywhere. I never once did I think, okay, this is weird. It was like a summer love thing. To me, it was like a Grease storyline. It was like, oh, I met this guy on vacation. Casey, this was your boyfriend. You had a 14-year-old boyfriend. You went to the amusement park.

Did you get him into R-rated movies? You're basically his parental guardian. I guess I was. I don't feel like we ever went to the movies, but he lived like three hours away. Anything for this kid to call in. I would love to talk to this guy. I'm sure I could find him on Instagram pretty easily. I would love to hear his side of this. he was like he had like a my real girlfriend situation going on like i swear

i swear i'm dating this girl who's 18 i met her on a cruise and they're like yeah yeah sure man sure but he really was i it was it's terrible it was like straight out of a movie because i i was so blinded by summer love i'm pretty sure i kept the stuffed animal that he gave me like well after finding out how old he was being like, oh, damn, this sucks. It was like a devastating. I mean, I remember like it was yesterday, the phone call where he was like, oh, like my 15th birthday party. I was like, excuse me. My 15th birthday party.

Excuse me. Did you yell at him afterwards? Oh, yeah. I hung up and I was like, I don't know how to play this, because, like, good for him for lying, and, like, I think it went on for, like, months. It had to have. Months! Like a long-distance thing.

Yeah, he was, like, three hours away. He lived... Yeah. Yeah. It was bad. And I, to this day, am still, like, so mad that I didn't know, but also so impressed that he kept up and that his brother kept it up well that's like this guy is is like this kid's gonna be a pimp aj yeah i mean

he had confidence he this dude who's able to pull an 18 year old chick when he's 15 and he's 6'2 and good looking like he's probably a ceo now like don't worry you got bamboozled by a worthy bamboozler oh yeah i fell right into it but you also probably got fingered by a 15-year-old. That is 1,000% true. Well, he's 14. He's 14. I wish you guys could see your face. You're just doing like...

It's a tough story. It's a tough story. I'm actually... Did you give a handjob to a 14-year-old boy? No. I don't believe it. There was a little bit of a tough story. Did you give a handjob to a 14-year-old boy? No. I don't believe it. There was a little bit of a pause there. No, I didn't.

No, I didn't. This is a problematic episode. But I was lied to. You were deceived. And I was still in high school, too. It wasn't like I was in college. It feels way different. I was going into my senior year of high school did your friends know did they know at the

time yeah no nobody like they so on i don't know what the rules are now but at the time if you were 18 you could buy beer and wine in international waters you couldn't buy liquor but you could buy beer and wine so the brother the reason we started hanging out with them is because the brother like the first night was like oh like i can buy us beer and wine so they must have concocted this idea well before even meeting us like they must have concocted the idea of like we have to tell people that you're older because we're going to probably meet girls that are older that want to drink with us yeah so they were just looking for their victims it just happened to be me victims i would say willing participants oh i was 100 willing but i did not know he was 14, Kevin.

How did he go six months, though, without knowing? No, no, no. It wasn't six months. So the cruise was probably like early June, late May, early June, and I didn't find out how old he was until the end of the summer. Like, it was a full summer. It was a summer fling with a child. With an underage child. With an infant.

I wasn't 18 yet. With a toddler. It's tough. I donage child with an infant. I wasn't 18 yet. With a toddler. It's tough. I don't know what to say. I obviously am not proud of this. Her face. When I said you got 14 year old. Oh, yeah.

She's like, you caught me. I never. I honestly have not thought about that story in so long. I'm really glad that I came to light today. I feel better. I feel better saying it out loud. So goddamn good. It's not great.

It's not great at all. You ever been catfished before, Kevin? I have not been it out loud. So goddamn good. It's not great. It's not great at all. You ever been catfished before, Kevin? I have not been catfished, but I also haven't done much online shit yet. So we'll see. I think I would be susceptible to getting, not like full, but these people get catfished for years on end. That's crazy. But I think if a profile looked convincing enough, like see these like hot chicks and there's like one follower it's like all right you know yeah yeah but if there was anything convincing and some like smoke was like yo come fuck me i'd be like uh okay yeah i don't

know and then i show up and it's like not someone i'd be like oh you got me you know what i mean like uh what do you want me to do here i think like i would say three out of every four girls that i talked to on myspace back in the day were all catfish girls. All of them. There was one time. I mean, we all got catfish in AOL chat rooms. It all started back then. Yeah.

But, like, my space was crawling with catfishes. And there is this one girl that I started talking to. And, obviously, like, smoke bomb, brunette chick. I never, like, usually you find out, like, who the real girl like usually you find out like who the real girl is i never found out who the real girl in the picture was and then uh she had like her friend was also playing like a catfish friend so there are two catfishes who are friends in real life see to me that's like this is a systematic attack yeah and yes i got i got got yeah you that in that situation it's like they're plotting exactly Exactly. I was a victim of a plot

too, Jared. I know how it feels. It's funny because we found out that they were fake and then my friend was talking to her friend. We were both getting catfished and then he ended up fucking the real girl anyway. He was like, yeah, whatever.

A hole's a hole, man. I don't care who it's attached to That is disgusting I don't really care That is disgusting Let's take a couple quick calls here Before we wrap up Hour number one

Taylor from Long Island What's good? What's up guys? Kevin congrats on the show I just bought my ticket So I'm all ready for July 10th Thank you bro But

Of course man I've been waiting for a live show like this So But I didn't know there's all this vip stuff so i bought the ticket and i found out about this vip well to be honest this is a caroline's thing like it's not this is not like we came up with this extra package i think they do this for all of their tickets you could buy a regular ticket you can buy uh no lines ticket and you could buy an open bar ticket i buy whichever one you want, but it's not necessary. I don't think you need to worry

about changing it. I just bought the general admissions ticket. Unless you're, you know, it's an hour, it's going to be like an hour and a half long show. An open bar is probably, you know, not all that valuable unless you're really putting in money. So I would just get your regular ticket and then when I figure out where the postgame is going to be, that's where we can do our damage, drinking and hanging out. So don't worry about the regular ticket. I'm all ready for it.

Appreciate it, bro. Congrats. Thanks for getting in. If you're getting tickets to this one, you're one of the real ones. So let's hit a break. The very last segment of CCK The Best Of is presented by Noom. And it is officially the summer, which means it's bikini season, crop top season, shirtless season, whatever you get into. And we know that getting in shape is not always the easiest, but it's also not all about losing weight.

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Now, I'll be honest, Nate, I did not expect to see you in this office today. When you walked in... Who comes in on a Friday? And he was on tour. I know, but that's what I meant. Who comes back comes in on a Friday? And he was on tour. I know. That's what I'm saying. That's what I meant.

Who comes back from tour on a Friday? He told me this morning when I asked him. I was like, what the hell are you doing here? And he said, well, I have a job to do. I have to be here. That's right. Yeah. I feel guilty when I'm not here.

But yeah. I don't know. I'm here. Hi. Who are you? Electric. Yeah. I mean there was a really –

There was a really good question. I don't know. I worked for Barstow. I came to work today. I don't know. I worked for Barstow. I came to work today. I don't know. Couldn't you make the argument that you could do more content on a tour bus than you could have here today? So, yeah. Do you want to tell the story for what happened?

Tell the story. The last time I saw everybody was Tuesday. And myself, John, Kate, and Robbie Fox went to the OAR show in New York City on Tuesday night. Great show, John. Would you agree? I had a blast. Where was it? It's called Pier 17.

It's a new venue. That looks lovely. It's beautiful. If you can see a show there, go see it because all the buildings are lit up. It's right in the middle of Phi Di. The bridge is in the background. Empire State Building is glowing. Wonderful venue.

So since we're friendly with the band, we hung out with them after. Drinks were flying. Stories were being told. being told good times all around jason was there jason yeah and jason biggs from american pie was there and all of four of you guys were partying not just nate right like you guys were all involved in this john drank john drank the biggest cup of whiskey i've ever seen it was just a glass full of whiskey and he was in his element it was like the tunes were going it was a beautiful night and he was just he had a dip in like a cup in one hand for the dip in a glass of whiskey he could have died right there the happiest man that sounds like the johnny fights i know especially because it was pre-game seven so he was just flying yeah he's he was on top of

the world still he had yet to be crushed again so uh we went and hung out with him after a little bit like at one point like robbie you know goes home and then one point kate goes home and john had a train to boston so he goes home and so it's just like me and the fellas uh backstage at pier 17 you know uh drinks are flying stories are being told at some point we had to vacate the premises and they're like ah we're going back to the bus so we went back to the tour bus and that's where things start getting fuzzy. And what I later learned is they were kind of playing a game that they do when they have guests on the bus is let's see if we can, like, inception him into staying on the bus and taking, you know, just a ride to the next city.

What I later learned was 90% of the people were like, no, that's ridiculous. I have a life tomorrow. I have to go to work. I have responsibilities. I live 15 minutes from where this bus is parked, not 10 hours and 15 minutes, which is where we're headed. I also feel like an underreported part of this story is having your next tour date be so goddamn far away. It is the longest trip they'll take this tour on the bus.

And that's the one that I took. New York City to Raleigh is not like a quick little trip. Right. Like if it's Philly, you're like, oh, that's funny. You hop on the bus and that's the one that i took new york city to raleigh is not like a quick like little trip right like if it's philly you're like oh that's funny you pop on the amtrak you're here in 45 minutes yeah i i i went 10 hours away and so that part i was never even registered with me but yeah you're right that is fucking ridiculous did they register that they that he was asleep for 10 hours and didn't realize where he was going to wake up? Yeah. No, I was just like, yeah, it's where the next concert is. Who cares?

But yeah, usually it's just a fucking town hall. Next town hall. I believe it is the longest bus ride they're going to take in an entire summer tour. And that's the one that I was on. So, yeah, basically I wake up the next morning in Raleigh, North Carolina, and I start having a little bit of a panic attack. Like, what am I doing in Raleigh, North Carolina? And I started having a little bit of a panic attack. Like, what am I doing in Raleigh, North Carolina? And then all the pieces start coming together. You know, they start telling me how the night went and what we did and what I – how I ended up there.

What did you do? Things happen and, you know, whatever. Who are these other – did they tell you any of the other 10 percent who have been goaded into staying? I think it's just, like, their, like, pals from back home. You know, like, they have, like, friends, have like friends that have been following the band for a long time since they were in high school and at Ohio State in college. And I think – but they're all like in their 40s and all these people have like wives and kids.

And they try to get them to like just like blow off their wife and kids and come on tour with them. And that's why most people say no. Now, Barstool nate has nay a wife nor kids nor a job that you know really matters so uh yeah let's go to raleigh north carolina and they were surprised like you asked the wrong motherfucker which feds mine it is cool though you guys got teddy bears i'll tell you this the bunks super comfortable uh sleeping on a tour bus, very easy.

Slept like a baby. I think that's what kind of helped is I just slept right through the night. And it's super dark in there. So dark. It's probably the best night to sleep in. You probably would have had a heart attack if you didn't sleep through the night. Because you were, if I know tour buses, which strangely I kind of do, you are in a pretty confined space. I imagine you had the shade drawn as well.

Oh, yeah. That's panic city. You wake up in the middle of the night. You don't know what you're doing. I got a cough. And you're moving. Right. Because I mean, yeah, they're tiny little bumps.

So that was the tough part is I woke up very early in the morning. And I why am I moving? Like, why am I on wheels in a dark coffin? What's going on? And then I just fell right back asleep. And then it's when I woke up the second time in the morning. And like Jerry, the saxophone player, is making a PB and j in the kitchen i'm like why are you making what why you know what's funny too if i if i woke up in something like that i think i would just like

yeah i i very well could be in the back of a serial killer's car and be like well i don't want to be rude i'll wait till i hear someone else up first i don't want to cause a stir like we sleep over a friend's house he's kind of pretend to be asleep literally what i did i didn't want to be the first person to you sleep over at a friend's house, you just kind of pretend to be asleep on the couch until someone else is awake. I didn't want to be the first person awake at the sleepover, so I waited until I heard scuffles in the kitchen, and that's when I knew people were up getting coffee, and so I kind of hopped out of the bunk, shimmied in, hey, fellas. So a couple of them had no idea what I was doing there because they went to bed early. And then other people, bandmates, came into the kitchen to get coffee and make breakfast.

And they started telling the story about how just like, yeah, we kind of coerced you into staying on the bus and you were all about it. They thought you would say no to that? Yeah, I don't know. They definitely asked the wrong person. You ask anyone in our field. They were – All right, fuck it. Pretty good.

And the fact that you had your computer. I said that too because you were able to blog yesterday and you had your laptop, which was so cute. All I had was my laptop. I had no clothes, no deodorant. I got a toothbrush. They had an extra toothbrush laying around, so that was positive. You just didn't wear deodorant for the last few days? I borrowed.

I borrowed. I'm a clean person. And then I played the show on Wednesday in Raleigh. Did you have to hate? I asked for my per diem. They said no. And, yeah, so the show was great. Raleigh, the crowd really brought the heat.

And then we got back on the bus. We took the bus overnight to Atlanta where they had the day off yesterday. And then I flew home from Atlanta yesterday. If they didn't have the day off, you had that conversation with yourself? You were like, I could easily turn this into a summer of content. Yeah, I mean, they don't stop touring until September. Right, but with the day off, it was like, I can't just hang out on the bus by myself. Yeah.

And, I mean, they're such nice guys, and I think they just – they kind of enjoy the wackiness a little bit. They're like, when are you coming back? They were doing a wacky? Yeah, and so I think I'm going to hit up a couple West Coast tour dates. I've never been to Cali. I've never been to California. So – and they're playing this swing where they're playing like Beach Town, Beach Town, Beach Town, like San Diego, Huntington Beach, like right outside of L.A., and then one other one. I'm like, yeah.

Basically, you're going to be going on tour on the Pacific Coast Highway, which is fucking awesome. I've never seen any of that. I've got to play a little tambo, get to hang out with my band. It's a pretty cool life. Like I said, I'm shocked you came back. I would have pushed harder for that paycheck, but not a show for the people. It's like $60.

Come on, Jared. More than $60 that you would have had previously. All in all, besides the mini panic attack I had when I woke up 10 hours from home Not a bad little week for your boy Sounds fun Yeah, yeah That's all I got I'm just like, look, you're just like smiling so big

Yeah, it looks like a lot, you had fun Yeah, like I'm just like watching you just like glow right now