KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Barstool's Best Body
Episode Date: June 15, 2020Who will have the best body coming out of quarantine? Joey Mulinaro moves in on KFC's territory. Who will advance in Ballina Cup? Are there quarantine speakeasys? David Fizdale joins to talk about the... NBA's plan to move forward, Roger Goodell and the ongoing protests.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
Oh.
Kevin.
You're just ridiculously stupid.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Is this Kevin?
Welcome back.
Oh, yeah, man, how you doing?
You good?
I know you like that.
I know you like that.
How long you been back?
Fuck you, dude.
Yeah, boy, KFC, alongside the usual suspects, Casey and Jared.
But today we have...
Fuck you, man!
Oh, shit.
We got a very special guest.
He is officially the...
Oh, boy.
He is the unofficial member of CCK, but officially the guy with the biggest arms on the show.
The guy with definitely the biggest legs.
Well, I mean... You can have that, but I mean,
he definitely doesn't have the biggest arms.
I think he probably does, Jared.
I mean, Jared, you definitely know I do.
That's just a fact. You know, maybe you want to go back
to your meathead days, but right now, no doubt.
You haven't seen me. I'm fucking
huge right now. I would bet in your
height class you have the biggest.
I think...
I can't wait to get back into the
office on Friday so I can beat the
shit out of Jon Favreau.
You guys need to just fight.
How thick do you think the glass is in the
studio? There was one time
when me and Spider were fighting
and I just picked him up and I almost hit his
head on a light and that's what's going to happen to you, Jared.
Just ragdoll you. I mean, it's one of those things where it's like I almost hit his head on a light. And that's what's going to happen to you, Jared. Just ragdoll you.
I mean, it's one of those things where it's like I've been away for a little bit.
I've been in the dungeon for about a month now just fucking putting on rock solid muscle.
Like I'm probably like 265 right now.
I think when Rocket like thinks of himself, he pictures himself as Rocky in Rocky IV.
Like lifting the stones in the wood.
Like he's like, I went away for a little while.
You've been in your mom's basement for like a month.
I haven't even been a month.
You sat in New York for so long.
You went home two weeks ago.
No, I didn't.
I've been I've been here.
I think today is exactly one month.
Yeah, that ain't enough time.
No, you'd think that, Kevin.
But we'll see.
I saw those thirst trap videos.
I was like, oh, my God, Jared's been stuck.
Like, he hasn't been eating in New York.
You look cute.
Thank God he's back in a gym.
He looks emaciated here.
I mean, this is just, this is sad.
This is projecting.
I think, like, Jon Fidelberg has just been sitting around collecting fat cells,
and now he wants to pass them off as muscle mass,
and I cannot wait to go side to side with you.
You might need a fucking step stool to do it.
I will warn you.
I know for a fact we've had several sponsors on the show that are, like,
fitness-oriented.
We've been talking to Corey G.
Fights has been eating good.
Cause he's getting home cooked meals.
Working out.
It looks like three times a day.
I,
I want to measure.
I want to measure like pythons.
I want to do like,
like Hulk Hogan.
Like we're going to,
we're going to get,
we're going to get the tape out and we're going to measure biceps.
I'd be more than happy to do it.
Well,
now fights will be in West Virginia.
Oh,
you're back.
Okay.
Oh no,
they're coming back. We can do a whole gang. The whole gang, fights will be in West Virginia. No, they'll be back. Oh, you're back? Oh, no, they're coming back.
The whole gang.
The whole gang's going to reunite on Friday?
Is that the plan?
Yeah.
Depends how early I have to get up to West Virginia to do that.
But I'll be in the office at some point on Friday.
If we leave in West Virginia at 8 a.m., probably not.
So fights is right with us for the next couple hours.
You want to call us up, 833-85-stool is
the phone number uh whatever fair game we could talk about it um what what um what do you guys
we talked about this on kfc radio but do you believe in uh persistent genital arousal syndrome
what yeah we got a call from this girl who said that like she is just permanently turned on.
And like doesn't matter how much she masturbates, doesn't matter how much she fucks.
She's just constantly revved up and cannot satisfy herself.
It just hit her at age 31.
It just changed.
And she can't control herself.
I'm skeptical.
Fights believes it.
I think it's more of a mental thing.
I think it's I think it's more of a mental thing. I think it's like your
mindset, but
they're saying it's like the genitals.
Like, you know, it's just
a goddamn flooded basement all day
long. I think it's more...
You know, it's like when they say
sex addiction, right? It's like, I think that's
you know, you have like...
By the way, I came out as a non-sex addict.
Right. Feidelberg confirmed non-sex addict.
I'm not a sex addict.
Me neither.
It's very brave of you.
I'm proud of you for coming out.
Very courageous, John.
He's 30 years on this planet not addicted to sex.
Very proud of you.
It's impressive.
Not many people can do that.
But this girl called in.
So anyway, this girl called in.
First of all, I feel really bad if she listened to the radio too.
She was like, I'm so sorry for that annoying voicemail. It wasn't annoying. It was great. It was obnoxious. So anyway, this girl called in. First of all, I feel really bad if she listened to the radio too. She was like,
I'm so sorry for that annoying voicemail.
It wasn't annoying.
It was great.
It was a fantastic voice.
Yeah.
But I,
I just call me,
call me a sheep.
If you will.
I just,
the doctor tells me something like that.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
I'm not smarter than the doctor,
but no,
we're definitely not.
I mean,
we don't,
I don't,
I won't listen to them on how to fix it, but I will be like that's probably a thing i have i mean the thing is john though is that both
you and i talked about how we thought drinking alcohol like helps strep throat and the flu and
we were very wrong on that so we probably i wasn't wrong on that speak for yourself
well a doctor called in and said we were wrong i'm still gonna believe it does that doctor even
have a saint bernard Then what's the point?
What?
St. Bernard's carried whiskey in the field with a little fucking cross on them.
Not to kill germs.
It's to heal people.
It's to get you fucked up when they're like, yeah, to make you feel better.
I'm not saying it was healing me, but it was helping me feel better.
OK, but you guys were saying that alcohol kills germs and it doesn't i still think i still feel like if alcohol
doesn't kill germs then what's up with all those fucking distilleries and shit once corona hit
being like we do hand sanitizer now well they can make it yeah it's like no no no no it's not a
great point it's like 99 alcohol maybe you'll need a little bit else. But alcohol's got to help. You need the, it's called like the isopropyl or whatever.
Dude, I've seen so many fucking movies where a doctor in a pinch takes a bottle of vodka
and just cleans his hands with that before going in for surgery.
I know.
In a pinch, I do believe.
Or pouring it into wounds and stuff.
Yes.
I think it's better than nothing, but I don't think you guys can like, oh, I have strep throat.
Let me do a shot of vodka and it's going to heal my throat.
No, I didn't say that.
I said whiskey.
You did say, yeah.
Feidelberg's out here pouring like fireball on people.
Oh, hot toddies?
The only thing that kept me going when I had strep was hot toddies.
That's just because you're a drunk.
That's nothing to do with physiological.
I'm not a drunk.
I drink too often, not too much.
Oh, I like that.
Is that like a Feidelberg original?
Yeah, I said that this weekend.
Everyone's like, that sounds like an alcoholic.
I was like, no, but that's right.
I drink every, I never like, I'm never like,
or I'm rarely like that.
I don't know if people would wear that,
but I think a shirt that says I drink too often,
not too much is a fucking hit.
That's what, that's just, that's what I do.
I drink every night, but I have like two or
three drinks a night. I'm not like fucking passing out
in bed. I like to drink. I drink too often.
John, you have
way more than two or three drinks a night.
I was going to say, that's enough.
I was thinking for the last few months.
Quarantine, you do pass out
every night. Well, I pass out, but I pass out
drunk.
I just run this fucking car till the battery
dies dude john i i drink too often not too much is that's right up there with you can't drink all
day if you don't start in the morning that's that's yeah i like that a lot we got brandon
from nashville on the line he's jumping in with uh horny genitals perpetual perpetual arousal
what's up, Brandon?
Hey, guys. How's it going? Not much.
Typical 95 degree day here in Nashville.
Ugh, puke. We had one
day that was like 82 and I was over the
summer. I'm like, when's the fall? Done. I don't want it anymore.
Yeah, bring it on, please.
With football.
Anyway. You got a perpetually
horny dick?
No, no. Not me, actually, this was back in high school.
And there was this chick basketball player that I think she was kind of into me.
But she said she was horny all the time and that she was always wet.
So, you know, like, whatever. Cool. Sounds fun.
Didn't believe her. Like three times a week, she would say this.
A couple weeks in, I'm like, all right, prove it.
She goes, here.
Takes my hand, puts it down her pants, outside the underwear, soaking wet.
Soaking wet, middle chemistry class.
So that is where I will – if you're telling me that you constantly want to have sex and that after you have sex or masturbate that you're not satisfied, that to me feels like it's mental and that's some weird
shit if you tell me it's like if your dick was hard all the time i'd be like all right something's
going on if you're just you gotta if you gotta wring your panties out before you put them in
the laundry if you're right if you're you know when you're she goes you know when you're you
know when you're leaving a fucking beach resort right and you put like your bathing suit stuff
in a plastic bag
where you put it in your
luggage.
And then you leave it there.
And you gotta carry around
your own personal plastic bags
in case you change clothes
that day.
Oh, my God.
I thought she could have,
you know, been, like,
prepping herself or whatever,
but she had me do it again
several times
over the next week or two.
And we're talking
10, 11 in the morning
during chemistry class
in high school.
Yeah, that's gotta be pretty inconvenient. At some point, too, I'd be, 11 in the morning during chemistry class in high school. Yeah, that's got to be pretty inconvenient.
At some point, too, I'd be like, just stop.
I don't fucking believe you.
Stop making me finger you.
I get it.
It's like maybe someone just kept licking you like, hey, my tongue's wet.
I get it.
Thanks for the call, Brandon.
I mean, I feel like this feels like sleep paralysis to me.
I used to think sleep paralysis was like a made-up thing,
and then a lot of people came out and said, no, no, no, I've got it.
It's very real real and it sucks uh but i do kevin i think that there can be like a middle ground where it's not just physical and not just mental like i
have a hard time believing that if she is constantly turned on her brain isn't also turned on too so
it's also like it's got to be connected mental yeah like like i mean i i you can't i assume a doctor can't
like prove that but it's not like she's walking around like oh my god i wish i wasn't turned on
right i mean if she's turned on she's mentally turned on too i guess i don't know there's
definitely been times where like um no i i disagree actually because there's definitely times
where my dick's hard and i'm just like give give me a fucking break. You gotta be kidding me. Not right now, dude. I'm
busy. Alright? You know.
Have you seen the news recently, dick?
We're not in the mood right now, you know?
Yeah, but I do. But I think for
girls it's different, probably.
Because it's not as inconvenient for
a girl to always be physically turned on as a dude.
Not as. As an actual inconvenience for you
guys. Not as inconvenient, but I feel
like that would be a weird feeling if I was just like...
Yeah, Swamp Ass isn't great.
Yeah, Swamp Ass is terrible.
It's not what it's like. Oh my god.
You got Swamp Pussy.
Yikes.
You see what happens when Final Burn comes?
So much.
What is wrong with you? I mean, it's a real thing. It was an apt comparison. So crazy. Yep. What is wrong with you?
I mean, it's a real thing.
It was an apt comparison.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
No, it's not.
No, it's just not.
It's absolutely not.
Okay, Casey,
it's a moist undercarriage, okay?
It's an apt comparison.
I got a moist hole
that's fucking giving me a rash.
God.
Oh, my God.
I miss you fuckers so much i think it's i think it's definitely um real in a sense i mean
it depends it's like are these girls just constantly around the rocket because then i
can understand they just can't control themselves don't do that that's true right i mean i i heard
a lot of squirting going on oh jesus oh god i heard like persistent uh genital arousal syndrome it uh it
originated in saugus and that's not a coincidence yeah no it really isn't actually it started to
originate around like 2013 which is when i uh when i put on all my muscle mass that just totally
eclipsed john feidelberg's uh physique i heard you actually don't even call it like like when
they originally like they call it like squirting was like the,
like the porn term, but like in Saugus, they call it geysering.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I heard that the doctors, you know, they trade, they traced it down.
They tried to find, you know,
a common theme like patient zero and you're tracking like Corona virus and
all of these women, it tracks back to a one baseball game.
How many years ago where, uh was you know it was 6504
6504 just just hit the uh the 16 year anniversary of it uh so maybe maybe it could all maybe it's
your fault maybe you you created this disease i mean i don't even really think that it's like
my fault i would say it's like thank you you got credit like you get credit credit to you
yeah thank you would be in order but you know i don't I don't often get credit for my accomplishments.
No, because you just talk about them incessantly.
So no one else has to.
That's that's about right.
It's for the kids.
Rocket is for the kids, even the ones with persistent genital arousal syndrome.
So and the ones that I'm about to have.
Yeah, I was about to say, especially now that he has baby fever.
Did you tell John about that?
He has baby fever.
Jared, my heart just dropped so fast.
You were about to tell us you had a girl pregnant.
He says he's not going to pull out next time he has sex.
I'm not pulling out ever again.
I'm not making a joke like, oh, no, we need another Karabas in the world.
I just felt so bad for Jared Karabas. I was like, oh, no, we need another Karabas in the world. I just felt so bad for Jared Karabas.
I was like, oh, no, that stinks so bad.
He wants it.
He wants it. He said it yesterday that he is ready for baby fever,
and he sent out a PSA to anybody he has sex with
that he is not going to pull out from now on.
Nope.
And you know what?
These hoes are lining up.
What brought this on, Jared?
I went to a two-year year old's birthday party on sunday and uh like all the kids were like running around outside and
i was like you know i was jealous of like the dads that were like playing with their kids i was like
i i want to be a dad see dude i've had the exact uh experience i hung out with a child recently too no and i was just like i felt so bad but
i constantly i was like man i wish you weren't here
and like i just like he was just annoying it was like dude i'm fucking just trying to drink man
why are you why are you up in my business right now but you saw the exact opposite in that you're
the exact opposite oh god god bless you
it's gonna be great i can't wait plan you know what's gonna be even better is like if i have a son uh by the time he turns like 18 feidelberg is gonna be like approaching 50 and he's gonna
be able to beat the shit out of feidelberg as a teenager let me tell you something i just got
a fucking fight club.
That's what happened.
Yeah, no, you don't understand.
That's the first rule.
I can't tell you about it, but we got fight clubs.
I got a fight club, and it's going to rock your world.
I'm just going to say that.
It's like a rock-em-sock-em robot that I just beat the shit out of constantly.
I put stupid tattoos on it so it looks just like you,
and I just fucking work this thing around the ring. I put stupid tattoos on it so it looks just like you, and I just fucking work this thing
around the ring.
I can't wait. I'm literally going to show up
with a nice dick tomorrow.
Yeah, you're going to fucking need it, bud.
You might as well bring an AK.
Oh, ho!
We need to live stream radio on Friday.
I think we need to live stream radio for sure.
I think we need to live stream
radio with the fight camp
boxing, the punching bag
in here and you guys can just start fucking working
the bag and showing it. I'm literally going to be shirtless.
Oh my god.
Kevin, your brother sent to me that you
that you guys are, the KFC radio is now
sponsored by that and I was like, if Kevin
gets one of those things and actually
ever uses it, I won't complain,
but I know you're never going to use it.
No,
I think I'm gonna,
I was,
I was just saying on the podcast.
No,
I think that's the one thing that I might actually do because it,
it actually feels like a little bit of fun and it feels like something that
like,
like if I get better at lifting weights,
I don't care.
I don't care if I can lift more than I did a few weeks ago.
If I could like,
you hear that Jared?
Yeah. I mean, you guys, you're fucking meatheads.
You hear that, Jared?
You guys are just meatheads.
I was saying that like, yo, bro, look at this idiot.
I was trying to fucking align meathead for a second.
Not only do you have small arms, but you have a small brain.
Dumb too.
I feel like if I could get just even a little bit better at throwing around some hands
so I don't end up looking like Jameis Winston on that video, that I might actually use it.
So we'll see.
I'm going to try, and then if I don't use it, you can have it.
How about that?
Okay.
Well, I mean, how long are we going to see this little experiment?
Because I feel like you'll use it for like a week.
Twelve weeks.
Twelve weeks?
Twelve weeks.
It's a 12-week program.
You'll be hanging laundry on that thing in week two, Kevin.
Shut up, bitch.
I'm going to be, you know what I'm
going to do? I'm going to work out on it. I'm going to get
so good and then I'm going to punch you in the face.
I'm going to beat you up. Please.
I've been asking for that for a long time. Can somebody
punch me and just put me out of my
fucking misery? You guys keep threatening
and no one's actually fucking doing it. The first
mixed sex fight. I'm just going to beat
up Casey on the fucking internet stream.
Can you imagine if we were actually headlined for FNATI?
Today at 2.30, we're also going to have Knicks former head coach David Fisdale,
who, I mean, the Knicks are back in the news with Dolan
and how stupid they are, how bad they're handling this.
And Fisdale has been called a voice for the voiceless at times
with some of these social issues and racial issues.
So we're going to have a conversation with him.
For now, you can call in 833-85-STOOL is the phone number.
I got to give a shout-out to Smitty and the gang.
Having a professional esports team, e-gaming,
I think it's going to be pretty big.
I think that's going to be something a lot of people are going to want to get down with.
And Glennie's a professional athlete now.
Glennie is a pro athlete.
Sorry, Ninja, it's over for you, dude.
You had a good run, but there's a new bell of the ball, and his name is Glennard Balls.
And he is here to stab you with a knife and dominate and call a duty so what it's
it's uh smitty hank um uh glenny glenny and mood right and mood just like a real like he's like a
real like actual gamer i think he's like very good and the other guys there's one more person too
but you can like no you can hey you say thanks in there i think it's just those four yeah i thought
i was wrestling with spider
but i guess you can join you know if you want uh they're going to do open tryouts it's called
stool hooligans and uh i i feel like you know i feel like the gaming shit has always kind of been
uh going on over on the side because you know dave is is not well versed on it and
none of us really are deep in the gaming
world, but I think what they're building over there
is pretty big and pretty important.
I feel like this would be the next
logical step.
Good on game time.
If you were on an e-gaming
e-sports professional team,
what would be the game that you
would focus on? If you had to be, the game that you would, like, focus on?
Like, if you had to be, what game do you think you're the best at?
Goldeneye.
Goldeneye?
I think Goldeneye was, like, the only game I ever really played.
Yeah, I think the problem with Goldeneye, though,
is, like, you might be, that might be your best game,
but, like, there are way, way, way, way better people than you.
Oh, for sure.
You always got to find a game that you're pretty good with
that also is, like, a little bit more bit more like rare to you, you know?
I'm pretty good at flipping water bottles.
Well, that's not a video game.
But I thought there was going to be live stream other stuff on this.
Oh, is that so?
Is this mixing with like stool streams?
I believe I thought I think that I think the the the video game team.
I think the hooligans.
I think they're different things.
I think they're different things.
OK, so.
All right. But that's fine. So you're
proposing that you will be the water
bottle flipper here at Barstool Sports. I think I'd be one
of the best. Yeah. I will
flip my pen then. I'm going to sit there and just twirl
my pen on my thumb like hundreds of times
in a row. No one can beat me at that.
Yeah, you're pretty good at that. I think I'm the best
flip cup player in the office.
That's a pretty bold claim. Sweet D.
Yeah.
Shut up, Byron. Are you you sure though there's like a bunch of 22 year olds running around this office well and playing like
professionally in college for years here's the thing is that i think it's like riding a bike
because i loved flip up all the time in college it's true and then when i was out in ronkonkoma
whenever that was doing the the 50 yard which by which, by the way, the fact that neither one of them could throw 50 yards
still went under the radar, after all that is crazy.
I have no problem giving it to Brandon at 49 and a half yards.
I didn't expect that.
It's not 50.
No, I know, but just how bad Mario is.
Anyways, beside the point, I played a lot of flip cup out there
when they were blowing up those watermelons.
And, fellas, let me tell you, I was kicking ass.
Dana owes me so much fucking money from that weekend, he's never going to pay me.
Oh, wait.
Okay, so they were taking breaks from blowing up watermelons?
As you explained it, it sounds like you were just playing Flip Cup with yourself while they blew up watermelons.
Blew up watermelons.
No, no, no, no, no.
We played before and after they blew up the watermelons.
Okay, okay.
It's just that wasn't the picture you painted. Oh, so sorry john yes i was playing flip cup by myself no i
was we played flip cup throughout the day and then they also blew up watermelons and then we played
flip cup even more and i just fucking wrecked shop and dana's the zillion beers guy and he
embarrassed himself he humiliated himself it's tough tough. More so Dana, but Marty's
in there too. When you make your
brand drinking,
you've got to bring the fucking noise with
drinking games.
When Dana lost,
I think it was Dana and Marty, in the Ballina Cup,
the Mike Studd edition, in the first round.
First round. Bad.
Conversely, Mike Studd
winning his own tournament is like yeah man that's why i
fucking did this because i'm the man i'm gonna dominate that's like when vince mcmahon won the
royal rumble exactly exactly i'm playing dana in the sweet 16 of our balloon cup on friday in the
office yeah it's a big day i heard that the mcmahon moved on in dramatically easy fashion.
Yeah.
Um,
you ever played call of duty?
Uh,
not really actually continue with your stupid analogy.
I know it's not gonna make sense when you're,
uh,
when you're playing call of duty and it's like,
you need supplies and they have like those planes that just like fly right
over you and they drop the box like right over your head.
And it's like super easy.
Uh,
Coley was playing on a two-foot table where he could basically just
like extend his arm like remember like the the mj dunk in space jam where his arm is just like
super long and he just drops it in that was coley playing beer pong i mean i'm not what the fuck
does it have to do with call of duty i was talking about how he's just like easily dropping it in
oh like the plane drops the supplies okay Okay. Let's land the plane here.
Basically, Coley played on a small table is what you're trying to say.
Coley played on a small table and he's 70-plus.
Coley's just really good at it.
He's good.
He's really fucking big.
Also, the table being short, Coley being long, and also his table is, like, low.
So that gives the ball more time to travel into the cups.
I'm not saying that he cheated. I agreed to it. said when i said uh they asked me like is this okay i was
like yeah sure so i agreed to it that's on me see i always think i've i've never been a table rule
stickler because i i feel like that would be that table would be harder for me i was gonna say if
if you put cups on the floor would you it would be easier for you i don't think it would be yeah
because there's more time for the ball to travel.
I don't think more time
traveling through the air means easier.
Well, it is, Kevin. I mean, that's just what
I think it's the goddamn opposite.
So, okay, how about this then, Jared?
How about this? I'm going to put the cups
50 feet away so that
you have to throw it through the air longer. It's going to be in the air
more. What? Well, now that's just a preposterous thing to suggest in a beer pong game, Kevin.
I think, you know, here's the thing.
I'm happy that Coley won because the fucking table that I was playing on,
I had to lug it up and down the stairs.
And so White Sox, Dave, White Sox, Dave, like canceled our first matchup.
So there was one time.
Then I beat him.
There's another time.
Then, Coley, that's another time.
So, I mean, at the end of the day,
like I'm trying to save my energy for the gym.
I'm not trying to save my energy for beer pong.
Like if I'm,
if I'm going to be doing this,
I'm saving all that energy.
You can carry a beer pong table relatively easy.
I can't wait till you see what my body looks like,
Kevin.
Like I am in peak physical condition.
I'm actually strength wise.
I am as strong as I was in 2016,
which was when I was an absolute meathead.
So it's only a matter of time before I, uh, I am as strong as I was in 2016, which is when I was an absolute meathead. So it's only a matter of time before my body falls.
I mean, the amount of shit that I just – he's going to be miserable on Friday, Kevin.
Like, we're going to have one day back in the studio with him, and we're going to want to quit.
That's fine.
I'm also doing legs now.
So you might just see me, like, walk in just wearing, like, a full-blown, like, sock on my dick.
Like, I want you to see it all.
I want you to see what I've been working on. What are you putting up on the bar these days? If you're getting,
if you're so strong and your strength is matching 2016, give me something that quantifies it.
Like which, which exercise? I don't know. You tell me what's your best. What are you benching?
I mean, I'm probably doing like three 50 to warm up three 50, 22 times. No big deal yeah yeah it's a joke it's a joke kevin it really is i just uh i'm
excited i i can't wait that's the only thing i'm really looking forward to as it pertains to coming
back to the office is like walking in and just being like look at me like are you seeing this
right now like do you believe this you are such a he's gonna be so insufferable i'm right you
really are you are you are like dennis reynolds like in real life you are i mean it's i can see that right the vanity the vein
you're so fucking vain it's unreal it's crazy it is crazy what what um so by the way coley uh i
mean he's he's two and oh and you know in he's rolling how How many cups did you hit, Jared? It was 10 to 3.
So, Koli's won 20 to 5?
20 to 5. No, I didn't hit 3.
I hit more than that.
I think I hit 4.
Okay.
So, 20 to 6.
The ogre is rolling, no doubt.
Also, the fucking rule that, like, if you hit the same cup twice,
it's basically like you didn't even shoot the second ball.
Like, you don't even get balls back for that. Like I did that against Coley and he was just,
I was like, Dana, what's the rule on that? Like where I'm from, if you hit the same cup
twice, that's game over. Dana's tournament. If you hit the same cup twice, it's basically
like the second ball. You just shoved it up your ass. We're playing virtually. Right?
No, I, yeah, no, I'm in on it now. i i got no you're not yeah i am because that
that cup would have just been pulled yeah yeah i'm not i'm not saying i'm not saying it should
be game over i'm not saying it should be game over but you should definitely get balls back
no because imagine that you were playing against a partner and they moved it and you shot it in
the same exact spot you already hit that's when you hit that cup bro you already hit that cup
because we're playing virtually it makes sense
I'm on your side too now John because
if you don't pull it when you're playing
against somebody in person then yeah you should definitely get
balls back because they're a fucking idiot for not pulling the cup
oh I play that's over I play
death cup if you don't get the
cup out of the way and it goes in
that's a wrap that's like all we did in high school
we would just like sneak it in.
Everyone just shoot like the same time,
same cup.
Such an asshole.
I,
they,
they've also set a precedent though.
And this one is ridiculous.
It happened.
I was the beneficiary of it. It fucked over Roan and Marty was a beneficiary because Marty is just a
cheater.
He is just cheating his way through this whole tournament.
If you like,
if you hit a cup,
if you,
I mean,
if you hit like the rim of a cup,
and then it hits the table and bounces into another cup,
they play that doesn't count.
It should count.
It's like, I shot it.
The ball went into a cup before anybody touched it.
I'm not saying it's a bounce,
but if it goes into a cup by accident, kind of.
I guess the same argument
there is like there's no one there to catch it true but that's not you know what that would if
they said that i would have allowed it marty it just happened to marty and he was like that doesn't
count and dana was like yeah that doesn't count and marty was like yes if someone has said there's
usually someone there yeah that was just like well marty's been bounced so let's come up with
a wild card draft to bring him back and also marty's about's been bounced, so let's come up with a wild card draft to bring him back. And also, Marty's about to lose this game, so let's come up with rules to keep it fresh for the mush.
So, yeah, the Bolina Cup has – and I actually never have played the, like, one ball back shoot till you miss.
I just always played you get two – you get to go again.
Right.
But I kind of like the shoot till you miss because you can get on a run, you know?
All right, let's take a break.
Jared has small arms.
Kevin, who do you play next?
He's got a beer pong.
I play Big Ev, Slim Ev,
who he's confident
in his new trim body
and I think that if I was playing Fat Ev
it would be a different story. I think that Slim Ev, I'm going to
steamroll. We'll see. We'll find out.
But I feel, I'm pretty confident.
If I beat Big Ev, I think I'm going to make a run.
If you beat Big Ev,
that's to go to the Sweet 16 or go to the Elite Eight?
That would be to go to the Elite Eight.
No, go to the Elite Eight.
Oh, mama.
If you beat Big Ev, you've gone on a run.
Well, yeah, you're right.
I feel like I could, like, get to the title game if I –
because it really is – because it's, like, luck of the draw
and because it's a game of, like, you know, if, like,
you would think that Dana is going to be, like, the beer guy,
and even he's like, no, I'm not fucking good at this.
So it's kind of just a crap shoot.
Also, he – and he said he didn't
do it on purpose and i hope it backfires you know who dana played ellie and then erica and then me
so he like is just putting himself against all the girls on purpose you know what it's 2020 i don't
even understand what you're trying to tell me is that does that mean is that an advantage for him
i don't get it listen i i didn't say anything He kept bringing it up, which tells me that Dana was being dumb enough to basically try to, like, overcompensate by saying he didn't do it on purpose.
But because he was talking about it so much, I was like, Dana, you did this on purpose.
I wish some of you girls just, like, played naked and watched Dana's head explode.
Like, he wouldn't know what to do.
Like, come in on Friday with, like, a bikini top on?
Yes.
That's what I should do.
And play him in person in a bikini top.
He would like pass out before he hit a cup, you know?
Kevin, you're really on to something. And then I would
put Joey Molinero next and like he's
a nice guy, but I don't feel like he's great at beer pong.
So I might meet you in the championship
game. That'd be something. I'll tell you what.
I'm going to kill Joey Molinero
with my bare hands. I'm going to strangle him.
And I'll tell you why after the break.
We're going to come back. We have David Fisdale on the line.
We'll talk to him for a little bit,
and then I'll tell you why I'm going to kill Joey,
and we can take some calls to wrap up the day
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But for the moment right now, we're going to press pause with those guys and we're going to talk to former Knicks head coach David Fisdale.
Coach, we appreciate you coming on, and I got to extend congratulations
because I heard the family's growing and you're having a baby boy.
Yeah, we're having a little boy sometime in early December,
and we're super excited about it.
Just can't wait.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
I'm reading I saw you and your wife were saying,
you know, you're excited to bring a baby into this, into the world during this monumental year,
which I have a few friends and family who are pregnant now. And they were saying almost the
opposite, like, oh my God, we're bringing, you know, a baby into this crazy world. But it seems
like you guys are kind of embracing how important of a time it is. Yeah, I think it's a critical time.
You know, the world is crazy right now, but it's only crazy because light is being shed on what's been ignored for so many years.
So that's why I see it as monumental. with the norm and ignored what was happening daily in our world, whether it was police
brutality or whether it was complete disparities in health care and health welfare in the black
community.
So I look at it as a monumental year.
And I'm excited that my son is coming into the world this year because hopefully I can
reflect back on this year as a way to help grow him and grow him to be a young leader.
Yeah, it's funny you say that because it really is.
It probably should be viewed that way more because I feel like when people are saying like, oh, things are are scary now or uncomfortable or whatever.
It's like, well, because they're changing for the better.
It's been scary and uncomfortable and bad for a long time.
We just never really did anything about it.
Well, it was scary and bad for black people and brown people.
And if it's not necessarily affecting you on a day-to-day basis, it was normal and comfortable.
And so that's why I say, you know, for my community and for people that I know,
this year could be one of the biggest years of our history in this country
and the changes that we can impact and make to make everybody's lives better.
I feel like sports and athletes are kind of at the forefront of this
and a lot of people speaking out and leading the charge in a very inspirational way.
I am from New York. I'm a Knicks fan.
And I think a lot of people were very disappointed with the way the Knicks and James Dolan handled this.
It took forever for them to make a statement.
They didn't really throw their support behind it,
and then when they finally did speak out, it was pretty hollow.
It felt like having a history with James and the Knicks.
What were your thoughts on the way they handled the situation?
Well, you know, I'm not going to get too deep into that.
I just know that this is a time where we need as many voices as possible.
I think, you know, ultimately, the more people that's on the side,
the right side of history, the better.
You know, at the end of the day, none of us are totally educated on everything that goes into how this world
has become what it is.
But I do think it is a responsibility of all people to really, you know,
carry the weight of what our ancestors have done and what people before us have put into place.
And so, you know, it's going to take white people, black people,
organizations, it's going to take, you know, all of our leagues
and everybody to come together and really say enough is enough
and force speed to change.
Otherwise, we're going to find ourselves back here very soon
when the next black man is killed on camera.
Do you think that athletes and teams and leagues, like when they do,
you know, Roger Goodell put out his video on behalf of the NFL,
and I think a lot of people felt that was, you know, he was almost forced to do it.
And I know the Knicks caught a lot of heat for not putting something out.
But sometimes I feel like, you know, these teams just use the buzzwords,
put out a press release or put out a statement.
Do you think that kind of stuff actually is impactful, though?
No.
I think, you know, I think ultimately actions are impactful.
I think I don't even think throwing money at the issue is impactful. I think,
you know, actually putting your body into motion and doing things that are really going to impact
legislation and things that are going to really impact economic change and educational change and
healthcare change in our communities. You know, the NFL, you know, yeah, that's great.
They apologize, but they didn't apologize to the man that lost his career
over bringing light to this situation.
You know, and I don't feel like that's nitpicking.
I feel like Colin Kaepernick had his career utterly destroyed over peaceful protests,
over something that now is clearly a severe issue in our country
when it comes to police brutality and police violence
and social injustice in our country.
So, you know, again, it looked like he was a hostage on that video.
Yeah, it really did.
It looked like he was being force-fed the words that he was saying.
It was not genuine to me, but it is a first step.
And I don't want to push people away for trying to take those steps.
But, you know, realistically, you know, with the words of the president
and the way that the NFL and their ownership handled this whole situation,
it's going to take a whole lot more than those words to at least convince me and a lot of people in our community that they're serious about making an impact.
What do you think you can do?
Obviously, you get out and vote and, like you said, try to change legislation.
But for these guys who are superstars, who do have the platform and the followers and the voice, what's like the best way they can can impact the situation?
Well, obviously, I think just bring it, keep it a continuous light on injustice is important because they do have that platform, you know, to get to to people all over the world. But I think, I think also using, not, not just keep a light on it,
but using that platform to educate people on what's going on. That's,
that's creating this systemic racism. I mean, you know, we just,
if you're watching the news today,
what they did to black people in Georgia on voting day,
that was crazy. You know, that voter suppression,
if that's not voter suppression, I don't know what is.
And it's clear as day and it's just like hiding in plain sight.
And I'm sure people are I'm sure they put out some bullshit excuse of why it happened or what happened when it's like everybody knows what's going on here.
That was insane.
Why is it?
Why is it only the black community?
Why is it the black community when they want to get out of vote?
One, they don't have enough voting booths for them to go to, and the ones they do go to are malfunctioning.
And the fact that the absentee ballot didn't even get to the people so that they could do it from home to avoid this pandemic.
You know, I mean, come on. I mean, we saw this with Georgia just a year or two ago, how they were trying to suppress the vote, you know, in another type of way.
And so, you know, the Supreme Court just voted down something that was going to allow nine southern states
to be able to manipulate the vote.
And so if that's not systemic, I don't know what is.
And you got Larry Kudlow, you know, sitting here talking about there's no systemic racism in America.
And personally, I don't want to hear from a rich white man what he thinks of if there's systemic racism or not, because he's not the one impacted.
He's not the one actually being kept down by the system. So he doesn't hear his opinion on that because obviously he does not live in those communities and does not have family in those communities that are being held back and pinned down by systemic racism.
So, again, you know, the Trump administration, they sit here and they run their mouth on things.
They talk out of both sides of their face.
But ultimately, black people and brown people know exactly what they're about and exactly where they're coming from.
I read the piece in The Undefeated that mentioned how, you know, you grew up in L.A. during the Rodney King riots.
Looking back on that and seeing how things have changed now, do you feel like there's a difference?
Do you feel like this is better this time around?
Do you expect more change this time around?
Or do you think it's kind of the same old cycle like you've seen before in the past in la the only difference right now
is that we got more cameras to catch more cops but i think that's a big i think that's a big
difference though i mean i know what you're saying that there's not there hasn't been like a shift in
in ideology or anything but i think the more that these people are caught and the more it's out
there on the internet and going viral i think it does kind of hopefully change the mind.
You will hope you will hope that this time. But think about this.
Go back to the year 2015 when we had the same camera phones and and multiple people got caught on camera.
Multiple police got caught on camera killing unarmed black men and women.
And there's a reason they keep saying save their day name because it's so many people caught on camera
and it's just this is the boiling point of it but let's be realistic about it eric garner
freddie gray sandra bland we can go through all of their names tamir rice a kid playing in a park
a 12 year old with a toy gun our kids came to play with toy guns no more because the police
is gonna kill them and this is all caught on film you You know, Laquan McDonald. I just watched a video from Europe
watching some European police handle a guy wielding a machete going crazy. They don't
shoot the man. They tackle him down. They get him down. They save the man's life.
Watch the Laquan McDonald video. The kid has a knife. He's moving away from the police,
walking away from him. He's gunned down in the street like a deer. And this is on camera. And
so this is my point is just, can this moment be different? Yes. But has anything changed? No,
I don't think anything's changed. And I'm not going to, I'm not going to credit change until
change actually happens. Are more people outraged?
Are more people upset?
Are more people getting this information?
Absolutely.
But still, nothing has changed.
So I'm not going to put my stamp on anybody feeling good about what's going on until we actually get legislation passed, we get policing in this country fixed,
and we address the deeper root of racism throughout all of our
different fields in America.
Amen, brother.
That's very well said.
I want to switch gears a little bit to a bit of a lighter topic before I let you go.
Just getting back to basketball, I do think it's something that would help culturally
to get your favorite athletes in sports back there in a very small way.
It sounds like the NBA kind of had as their act together, at least more so than some of the other sports, and that will be back in action.
What are you expecting from this version of the league that they're going to be putting out there during the pandemic? You know, I think they're doing a good job of improvising under the
circumstances of the pandemic.
You know, I'm going to be happy to see that the season is going to be
finished because, you know, I think a lot of these guys have put so much
time into pursuing this championship that, you know, I think it's going to
make for an exciting end of the season.
I actually like the venue of how they're doing it i think it's a good change uh you know it's almost like a high school tournament in a lot of ways uh summer tournament so i think that's
going to be fun to watch uh but i also think it's the timing of it coming back is really a good time
to continue the conversations that we're having now about what's going on in our world.
Well, you know, it's interesting though. I was just saying the other day,
it almost feels like in a way it was the perfect storm to really get this
conversation to the forefront because there was no distractions.
There was no sports to worry about.
There were no other stories to occupy your time or your attention.
And not that I, you know,
I don't think people are going to stop just because you're watching basketball again,
but it is interesting that it all went down at a time
with zero other distractions going on,
and basketball and other sports coming back.
Hopefully it doesn't detract from, you know,
the conversations that still need to be had.
I think it will be very interesting to see if this many people
would have been out in the streets if the pandemic wasn't going on.
Right.
It's like in a weird way, I think it stopped people for a minute
because, you know, maybe they were worried about the disease,
but then the other side of things,
it was just like we're getting out of the house, we're doing it,
and it's something to do that we haven't done in months.
You didn't have any distractions.
No distractions.
But I think it's a good time for basketball to come back, you know,
with everything that's happened back, you know, with everything that's happened.
And, you know, one, to provide us a relief from what's been going on in our lives.
But also, you know, knowing our players and being a part of the Coaches Association and, you know, being led by Adam Silver.
I know that they are going to really shed light and continue to educate and try to force change on what's been going on in our communities.
Well, let's absolutely hope so.
And I appreciate your time, and congrats again on the baby boy.
Good luck throughout the pregnancy to you and your wife,
and thank you so much for calling in.
Thanks for having me.
That's Coach David Fisdale, a former coach of the Knicks,
with some pretty solid and good insight on what's going on.
I really didn't know that Fis was as into this as he obviously is and how well-read and well-spoken he is on some deep, some serious issues.
Because that's what I think you get dangerous with sports sometimes is you've got people who don't know what they're talking about, who are like, I'm going to speak on this because
I've got the platform and that's, you know, well-intentioned.
But unless you are as informed as a guy like Fizz, it can kind of probably almost back
backfire in a way.
But thanks to Coach Fizdale.
Let's get back to the madness.
I'm going to kill Joey Molinaro.
I'm going to strangle him to death.
You can't. You can strangle you can't you can't you can't
no he he wrote a uh he wrote a blog proclaiming the best donuts on earth as entenmann's chocolate
donuts i was like uh yeah bro i know but uh but i thought he uh slandered them no he loves them so
i was like you know listen smart guy smart guy, great guy, great taste.
Don't ever fucking write about my donuts again.
But he has the correct opinions.
He has the right order.
It goes mini donuts, full-size donuts, pop-ems, and then last place, a distant fourth, the popettes, which are, like, just terrible.
They just don't even taste like the regular donuts, so fuck the popettes.
What's a popette?
It's not a donut hole.
I don't know what that is uh it's not a donut hole that
is it's not a mini donut it's like you ever get like a hostess a pack of six at the gas station
yeah probably you know how those are kind of they're round but they're kind of like balls as
well they're like thicker that's what the popettes are and they taste like hostess they don't taste
like intimates i don't know what happened when they changed the shape to the popettes but the
whole fucking recipe went out the window apparently.
But it was just very funny.
He wrote this blog being like, I love fresh donuts from the bakery like anybody else does, but these are the greatest donuts on earth.
And it was a picture of Entenmann's. I was like, yep, stay off my turf, motherfucker.
But yeah.
Well, wouldn't you want to kill him even more if he slandered them?
Oh, yeah.
Listen, Casey, if he slandered them, he'd be a dead man already.
We wouldn't be talking about him.
We'd be, you know, he would he would have been gone and in the dirt by now.
But because he does have good taste and I do like his impressions, we're on the same page.
We're good.
We'll be fighting on behalf of Team Entenmann's.
Now, I've been saying like Ben Schwartz put up an ad the other day on Instagram.
It was like a sponsored thing by Entenmann's. Now, I've been saying, like Ben Schwartz put up an ad the other day on Instagram. It was like a sponsored thing by Entenmann's.
And I was like, how the fuck
have I not gotten in on this yet?
So if Joey Molinaro all of a sudden sneaks in and gets
some Entenmann's attention,
then there's probably...
Yeah, there was a woman who worked
in PR whose son was a stoolie
and she just sent me boxes
of donuts. And one time they invited me to come out to Donut Day, but son was a stoolie. And she just sent me like boxes of, uh, of donuts.
And I,
one time they invited me to come out to like a donut day,
but it was before we really did like a lot of video and shit.
So it's probably my fault that I never took it around with it.
But it was also like before,
like when you were allowed to,
to do that,
like to be like,
Hey,
thanks for the donut.
Yes.
Right back then.
It was like,
you're going to get fired for eating donuts.
Uh,
so,
you know,
Entenmann's,
if you're fucking listening,
God damn it.
35 years of loving these fucking donuts more than anything in my life.
Like, pay your boy back.
Just, like, throw me a bone here.
Just do an ad read of the podcast.
Shit.
I think Big Cat stole my M&M's one time,
and then M&M's sent me a pallet of M&M's.
I mean, come on, Entenmann's.
Every flavor, boxes and boxes of them. Shout out M&M's. I mean, come on, Intimates. Every flavor, boxes and
boxes of them. Shout out M&M's. That was amazing.
I feel like,
you know... By the way, I saw Fudge
M&M's in the market the other day.
Not market. Fudge.
Whatever. Restop. I didn't buy them.
I'm so hungry right now.
Even the thought of a single Fudge M&M
is making my mouth water. Beyond famished.
I'm going to do the rundown.
Is there anywhere to eat around here right now open, or what?
Is a Triple Crown open?
I don't think so.
I'd be shocked.
It was actually kind of wild.
We came through Times Square.
Kevin and I both drove in,
and we came in through Times Square,
and it definitely has a war zone feel to it.
Shit boarded up.
Everything's boarded up.
All the gates are down.
And, like, seeing that in the daylight is weird.
Very weird.
Especially, yeah, right around, like, the garden and, like, all these stores that are usually, like, bright and loud.
Right, like, Macy's was obviously, because Macy's got looted hard, I think.
But, like, Macy's was all boarded up.
Everywhere's boarded up.
Fucking convenience store across the street is boarded up.
Yeah, I mean, it makes sense.
I don't know.
That's where I got to figure out, like, I think we're going to be early back with this early July talk.
And it's like, are we going to be here and there's no food?
There's no place to go.
You can't go out after work.
That's going to be kind of lame.
No, I would think there are going to be places.
I think most of these boardings up are because of the looting yeah right i think but i mean a lot of that a lot of bars
even like early may started to do the thing where you can like go like outside the window
some capacity yeah yeah you know what i'm surprised by and maybe it's just maybe uh i
wasn't plugged in enough but like there had to have been like speakeasy shit going on right
i would imagine but don't you think we would have like heard about that? Like I feel like we're
pretty like plugged in and in the know.
You married Maddie and catch it in.
Absolutely. Absolutely. I go to a speakeasy
in a goddamn fucking unless
spin zone. We
have too much influence. Too many followers
were too big. They couldn't risk saying anything
to their people, to the people
that would get their, you know, their shit
unplugged. But there had to have been some cool spots going on in the bar in the city in manhattan right i
would yeah i would think so i mean we just heard today about a speakeasy comedy club right well
that's what got me thinking i'm like there was probably some bars some like traveling strip club
shit going on there had to be some like some cool but you have to be like ultra cool for that and we're just i guess we're not i heard definitely no no no chance we were i mean you know we just got a taste of jared for a
second there the rocket went away because i feel like the rocket would have been like of course i
was invited i went every night you guys are fucking losers well i'm in saugus i mean i get invited all
the underground stuff in saugus but i'm not in manhattan so i'm not invited to the cool stuff
there because i know I'm not there.
I see.
Oh, that's what it is.
Yeah.
Well, Jared also just doesn't go out in New York ever.
So nobody would know who he was anyways.
What's the latest in baseball?
Rocket.
Yeah.
Fuck New York.
It's just trash.
I like it.
I know.
But you don't you don't you just go with the flow.
You know, we could have been like, all right, we're doing barstool in like fallujah you gotta go like
afghanistan you'd be like hey you know what it's a little bit hot a little bit sandy but it's pretty
good it's pretty good that's not too bad got a good local bar you know watering hole what's where
where are we out on baseball any any more movement or lack of movement i mean like the the players
made their proposal back to the owners, which is expected to be rejected.
But I've talked to like a few players today,
and like they still think that there's going to be baseball.
So it depends on who you ask.
Like all the fucking reporters are saying, yeah, there's no chance.
And there's people behind the scenes saying no chance.
But then I've talked to players that are like, yeah, you know,
I think like when push comes to shove.
But how informed are these players?
Like if you're not like a part of like, a part of the union talks and you're just hearing,
are they really that much more plugged in than the average reporter
or someone who's making it their career?
I'm pretty sure that every player is invited to the talks.
They can be involved in it.
And if they're not there, then their agents are.
So they're probably getting information trickled down one way or another.
Do we believe Jason Baratek's wife? What what's that she probably had a couple glasses of wine yeah she tweeted
last night a couple glasses of wine baseball's coming back that's all goodbye and she's she's
she's jumped in on like other rumors before i think like red sox free agency rumors and shit
and i think sometimes she's been right i think sometimes she's been wrong but yeah i think she
just got i think she was wrong about it yeah think she just got. I think she was wrong about that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She was wrong about I think she was saying like Machado to the Yankees or she was like implying.
Yes.
That it was going to happen.
Because I do remember being like, fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you think this is more like Jason's just kind of talking about his thoughts and she's like, you know, parroting them on on Twitter?
Maybe.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm sure she talks to people more than
just him but like yeah i i think that everyone is hearing something uh that's why i like i told you
like marty love you to death but when you had that report like a month ago it's like you don't
fucking know like no one knows no one knows even right now no one knows today but i i mean i am
hearing positive things today like in the last hour so So, I mean, that's all I got.
It changes, you know, literally changes hourly.
But I guess some good news there, unless you're a Mets fan,
in which case you'd be rooting against baseball so that the Wilpons die.
Financially.
Maybe literally.
I don't know.
That's it for us.
Shout out to Feidelberg for joining us.
Chicago's up next.
Fuck you, John.
Fuck you, John.
That's what Casey says. Fuck you, John.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Same time, same place.
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