KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Blind Leading the Blind (featuring Large, Rudy, Liz Gonzales)

Episode Date: May 13, 2019

Best of CCK with a debate on what sport blind people could play best, Kayce goes OFF on a caller about whether or not a blind center could snap a football, Large and Liz supply alcohol, Rudy talks about editing porn like Stool Scenes, Jared can't walk up a flight of stairs or find the new office, people are making porn in auto-pilot Teslas, and a caller claims to have met Jared in a truck stop.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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We talked micropenis porn. There's always a lot of porn talk right let's just call a spade a spade a lot was going on this week in cck feidelberg popped in as well so the whole gang got back together for week number one here at the new office let's rock kevin kevin kevin kevin oh kevin yes you're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Oh, yeah, man.

How you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. How long you been back? First Friday ever in the new studio. Right? I'm so confused. I was like, well, it's not the first Friday ever.

I'm very fucking idiot. The new studio just offers a bunch of dumb, fake, made up. It's the first Tuesday afternoon. It's the first Wednesday after a Monday. It's the first. It's the list. It's the first Friday. Okay? First Friday here. Gar a Monday. It's the first, it's the list. It's the first Friday. Okay.

First Friday here. Garabas is out. I don't know where he is. Fights is in basically fights is just on this show now. Yeah. It's no longer me. It's no longer KFC or CCK. It's KFC.

This is just KFC radio with also Casey. I started at the Superbowl. Whenever you guys shamed me for my serial killer takes and they were bad. They were stupid. They were weird. Like I said, you want to have sex with that old guy? No. Oh yeah, I was just going along with you being stupid. That's right. You were genuinely stupid. No, no, no. I didn't say I wanted to have sex with him. I said he said that jigsaw jigsaw was

hot because his I did not. Did I say it that way? I think so. Well, there was a lot of wine. I think you probably said like he because his i did not did i say it that way i think so well there was a lot of wine i think you probably said like he could smash i think you were like i think you were like he could put my my ankles above my head i think i don't think i said that but i said that he was hot you're like you're like jigsaw i want to play a game i probably that sounds a little bit like disgusting i i don't want to really want to relive it. You shouldn't want to. But I will say I stand by it because of the power thing, but we just don't have to talk about it. Creep.

You're a creep. I wouldn't do it in real life, Kevin. It was in the moment watching the movie after like four bottles of wine. I am confident saying... Kelly, let's get Jigsaw in here. I'm really confident saying that Casey's the only person to ever watch that movie and be like sexually turned on.

Yeah. Legit. No, legitimately. No, no, no, no,

no, no, it is. It can't be. It is. You were talking about all the people who like play like murder stories as like foreplay. Like, I'm not trying to do that.

I think it's worse to be honest. Uh, well, at least like Ted Bundy in those situations are like supposed to be good looking. That's an old ass man. I don't even care about the serial killer stuff. It's just the old part.

It was more of like the intelligence level and the power and all that. I don't know. I was just, I don't have daddy issues. That's my dad's like the nicest person on the planet. Maybe that's the issue. Definitely don't have those.. My dad's like the nicest person on the planet. Maybe that's the issue. Definitely don't have those. I have every other issue but that one.

That's my problem. So as we walked in here, I said, what are we talking about? You said, oh, we got some things to talk about. Sounds like there's some blindo talk going on in the office, huh? Well, yes. I don't know how much we can say. But let's just say that there was something that inspired. A blind person reached out to someone in athletics, and we started talking about what the most difficult sport and what the easiest sport to play blind would be.

Obviously, the four-play jabronis were like, golf's the toughest. I was like, I don't know. Football or hockey, where people can fucking hit you, seemed like they'd probably be more difficult. Yeah. It sparked a huge debate. And then Frankie was like, well, in golf, if you didn't have someone helping you, he wouldn't be able to find the hole.

Well, in golf, they literally have someone helping them. Yeah, you have a caddy. I actually think that you could make the argument that if you had played golf before and then lost your sight and someone was just like, all right, man, you're on like a par five. It's this many yards. It's dog like this.

Don't like that. I'll point you the right direction. You know, you probably could play. Yeah. It actually, it actually would be one of those things where like maybe you'd be better. You know what I mean? Like, like you close, like if you close your eyes and shoot free throws and you just kind of go through like the muscle memory. Like Shia LaBeouf in the greatest game ever played.

Yeah. Just zones it out. He zones everything out. He closes his fucking eyes, basically. Golf is fucking easy, man. Let me tell you. The fact that there are people who play golf blind, probably not a whole bunch, but there are. It's a known thing. That tells me it's not the

hardest one to play. Football the same way. I mean, you're obviously not going to be playing quarterback or wide receiver, but they have a blind long snapper. You could play center and be blind. Now you're going to get your ass trucked because you don't see who's coming towards you. Yeah, but I mean, I could see a scenario

where someone's blind in the trenches like offensive linemen. It's just like just fucking, just touch, grab and hold. Yeah. We talked about a running back like if you're just like, YP was like if you're an absolute unit and they just hand it off to you and you just run as hard as you can just head down, plow through.

I said the hardest was baseball. Baseball. Baseball's the hardest. Baseball's the hardest. I mean, if you're in the field, I mean, you're hopeless.

No shot. And then if you're at the plate, if you had to play equally and probably harder. Yeah. There's nothing you can do in baseball. You have to start swinging before you have to track the ball. You know, that's why my pitchers,

I try and hide it for as long as I can. Cause you have to track it from the moment. It gets a little bit visible. It's hidden the entire time. Tennis was up there. Hubs for as long as I can. Cause you have to track it from the moment it gets a little bit visible. It's hidden the entire time. Tennis was up there. Hubs throughout tennis. Uh, yeah.

Probably can't play tennis blind. Rudy was very passionate that tennis would be the most difficult. Well, it's just so quick. Like there's no, I don't know why, but I don't think any of these hold a candle to hockey. You can,

you can get really hurt. You might get embarrassed out there. Well, the thing about hockey, hockey is like is it's got the physicality of football with the speed of basketball. And you're on fucking skates. And you need to kind of have your head on a swivel.

Well, it's like your head is permanently not on a swivel. Well, your head actually is more on a swivel when you think about it. Because of what you're doing with Ray Charles over here? Yeah. I mean, that's a seedy wonder. That's just how he does it. Yeah, your head's just swiveling around. I don't think that all blind people do that.

I think that just the famous blind person you know does that. I only know one person. Yeah. I don't think it's like you get blind and you just start going like this. In fact, I know zero blind people. I don't even know Stevie Wonder. I just know that he does that. Blind Mike is what we know, and that's fake blind.

He kind of had a little wiggle to him, so I guess I do know a blind person. He had a little wiggle to him. Did he? Yeah. Just a little. Maybe. I don't know. A know a blind person. He had a little wiggle to him. Did he? Yeah. Just a little. Maybe. I don't know. It could be me.

A little blind swagger to you? It was a hot topic. You obviously weren't there. I can't believe it. And Frankie started pulling up. Fuck you guys. I had to stay home for the Skype rundown this morning. The Barstool Gold rundown, which was funny, by the way.

Dave said he was trying to get the date right. What Dave does is he knows one date and then he does math backwards. So he knows that Mother's Day is Sunday and he knows that his father's birthday is May 12th. So he's doing the math backwards. And then he goes, all right, so happy birthday to all the mothers out there. And we paused and he was like, what's the problem? And me and Dan for a split second thought that he really maybe thought that Mother's Day means like happy birthday to all the moms we had to explain to him that it's not actually their birthdays anyway uh yeah so i didn't get to be a part of the blindo conversation which is fucking

bullshit but frankie started pulling up videos of different sports with blind people in them and fights walks over and was like well you're gonna have to pull up the bruins blind ball oh it's the best bru The Bruins did it. I mean, and Charlie was just standing up whipping the kids. It was so awesome. He just laid down on the ground. It was just like, and Frankie couldn't watch it. He was so upset.

He was like, I cannot watch this. This is painful to watch. Why? Just because it's kind of sad, Kevin. Soft. I find it inspiring. I find it hilarious. I mean, I had no problem watching it.

He did find a video of blind people playing baseball. Is it blind soccer where they have the beeping noises and shit like that? That's very funny too. That's the one that was the inspiration for your whole... No, no, no. The original... This is where... August is going to be 10 years for me here.

And I don't think people realize... I don't think I realize how much people, how many people either forget or move on or are new and don't know these things, you know, like in my mind, when someone at Barstool says blind, Oh,

blind, blind people, like everyone should immediately think of that blog, you know? And it's 10 years old though. Like people that, that were reading back then aren't around anymore. And the people that are new aren't going back and reading 10 year old blogs.

The original you can't even do if you wanted to. The original, although they shot Dana because the the I think episode three of the documentary chronicles that. So maybe we hopefully. Oh, really? Yeah. Hopefully we schooled some some newcomers on that. The original inspiration for the blindo blog was there was a story, and it's, you know, it's maybe is a little different.

I maybe have a different perspective now. There was a story about a set of parents that were both blind, and the courts were like, we're taking your kid away. And I was just kind of like, I get it. Like, I kind of understand where the courts were coming from and i could also neither of you can fucking see i can also understand why blind people didn't like that yeah yeah and i was just like i'm not saying it's nice not saying it's fun. I'm just saying I could understand a situation where maybe an infant, a newborn needs somebody with sight. Yeah.

Someone to say, I think he's, I think he's trying to stab the electrical socket with a knife. Absolutely. We should stop. I mean, the amount of things that you need to be able to see your kid doing. Like I watched Keegan put a fucking like a marble in his mouth the day, and I had to run over and pluck it out. If I was blind, he would probably be dead. That's a fair point. I don't know how you take care of anything being blind,

let alone a kid that can't take care of itself. I don't know how you take care of yourself. I mean, that's what I wrote about my blog. I said, listen, you've got to ride your dogs around town. This was my argument. I said, ride your dog. The best was the blind people would be like, we don't ride them.

Okay. They just guide us. It's like, no, no, no. You hop on, you put a saddle on that bitch.

I've seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. I got eyes. I've seen it before. Don't tell me what I haven't. I mean, I remember saying,

okay, you guys, and this is when I really went in on them because they commented so many comments. And then, uh, I wrote like a response blog. I said, okay, I'm going to, I'll, I'll challenge you guys and this is when I really went in on them because they commented so many comments and then I wrote like a response blog I said okay I'm gonna I'll challenge you guys prove me wrong go into the grocery store and get me a box of cinnamon toast crunch just do that if you can do that I'll shut the fuck up you can find the aisle and find the right box and check out and buy it and get home with a box of cinnamon Toast Crunch, I'll shut up. And their response was, well, we have people who help us shop. I said, yeah.

You can't do it. You needed a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Sherpa. Do you think that's the most offensive lie you've ever heard? Probably, yeah. I can definitely see that. That's a great question. I mean, it's probably that. Honduras was probably worse.

Because Honduras was just racist. Blind people people i think i was making some points well and also it's like the blind people points i'm sitting here like however many years later being like i mean yeah it kind of makes sense again i'm not saying i'm not i don't know i mean obviously it's like not the blind person's fault that they're blind but i still don't know how people get around like i see people walking with the sticks around here like how do they know what street they're on i don't know it's not bad to say i don't know maybe it is bad to say but it's a it's a legitimate thing i do not understand when you see some people navigating new york city i'm like what how do you do this but they are because like even if you just forget like let's say you know let's say you just like i

get out of my apartment i walk two blocks over one block up and i'm at my apartment and like what if you just forget and what if you just go with one block too far you're fucked you're gone it's almost like when you're just filling in the the scantron and you miss a number yeah and then your whole test sheet's fucked up if you go one block too far and you don't know it you're done dude oh that's such a good analogy into new houses yeah You'd be absolutely cooked. Let's take a couple calls on this way. And let's have a blind-o Friday.

We're talking blind people in sports. Mike from Boston. Oh, is this Mike? Mike from Boston? Hey. Hey. What's up? I just think it's absolutely preposterous that Casey thinks that a blind person

could play offensive line. They would get absolutely decapitated. I think that's it. Yeah, there is a long snapper, which I understand is could play offensive line. They would get absolutely decapitated. I think that's it. Yeah, there is a long snapper, which I understand is on the offensive line, but if you had somebody playing center, they could snap the ball to the quarterback and be blind. Now, they're going to get obliterated, yeah,

but they can still do it. The middle linebacker would blitz and take his fucking head off. Yeah, I didn't say that it was going to be great. I didn't say it was going to be great. I said that it was fucking possible for a blind person to line up on the line of scrimmage and hike a football. I didn't say it was going to be good.

I also think that out of every position on the field, that would be the easiest. We're doing a hypothetical here, Mike. We're not actually saying blind people should go try on the fucking NFL. Go off, queen!

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Shut the fuck up. What a terrible take by that guy. What are you fucking saying? They should do it. I get both sides. One, you didn't say he's going to be a Hall of Famer. But also... I didn't say it was going to be

easy. Yeah, you can play golf. Just go swing a club around. Out of all the positions on a football field, I think offensive line would be the same thing. Like he called in to attack me, which is fine. But Kevin said the exact same thing after me. I am not a proponent of blind people

playing offensive line at any level. I am saying- Don't try and keep them down. I was going to say, now, that was problematic. No, I feel like if they want to do it, they can. It is, you cannot go step into a batter's box at any level in baseball and hit a baseball if you're blind.

You can't do it. If you, like a real, unless they have like the sounds in it. But if you are blind, you can line up on the line of scrimmage and you can hike the football. And yeah, you're going to get your head taken off, but you can still do it.

Joe from Long Island, what do you got? All right, so here's my thing. It's got to be singles. Tennis is the hardest. And because the objective of team sports is just to win. So you can have a blind guy skating around on your hockey team. But if like the rest of the guys on the ice are sick and you're beating everybody up. Yeah.

And the blind guys, my team's undefeated. We're the best team. You can hide the blind guy. Yeah. But we're not talking about fucking what that record's going to be's undefeated. We're the best team. You could hide the blind guy, yeah. But we're not talking about fucking what that record's going to be. No, we're talking about the physical ability to do it.

Fair enough. That's what I'm saying. If you put a blind guy on the fucking 86 Oilers, they're probably still a pretty good hockey team. We're not talking about teams with blind people. We're talking about blind people competing. We got a blind guy. We got our first blind guy scott from boston he says i'm blind and i want to explain so school us scott um yeah they got uh this uh game it's called beat

baseball it's like uh it's baseball for the blind they got a team in new york they got one in boston uh they use like a sighted pitcher and you swing in the same spot all the time. And so you, the pitcher says, ready, set. And when he says, go, you swing. So when the ball, it like comes right down the pipe and you make contact sometimes. So then there's people in the field and they use sighted spotters to tell the people where the ball's going. They use it by like six zones. So they say zone five. So you hear the ball's going they use it by like six zones so they say zone five so you hear the ball coming but the thing with blindness is it's uh legally blind so only one in 70 blind people see total darkness so like that guy from usc he he's only legally blind so he can see a little bit so he's you know he's dealing with that so also too like a blind guy couldn't be like a nascar driver

but you know they had this other thing called Go Ball. And you, like, try to kick this beeping ball into, like, a soccer thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's the last other bro. Right. Yeah, I troll you on Twitter a lot, Kevin. I'm a blind guy. I live in the north end of Boston.

I've been a big fan of you guys for a while. I never could figure out that Helen Keller reference on your Twitter profile, though, that it wasn't real or whatever. I just don't believe that Helen Keller was real. That's it. That's it. We'll just send you over to the Perkins School for the Blind, and we can show you some stuff over there.

I just don't believe it. You're like the Carl Everett of Helen Keller. I've seen the bones. You can show me all the evidence you want. I just do not believe that someone who was deaf, mute, and blind could ever learn to read and write and all that shit. I know what they said about Ann Sullivan. I know with the water spigot and how she touched her mouth.

I just don't believe any of that could actually happen. I just don't. Well, there was no cameras back then, so they could have exaggerated a lot. But that's what they do with blind people. They make one blind person look so good and the rest of them look like crap. You know what I mean? So that's why you don't see a lot of blind people in the workforce. You got like a 90% unemployment rate, you know?

Wow, that sucks. I hate to hear that. But do you hear, you know, like as you explained the baseball, you know, everything you explained basically required a person who could see to, to assist you. So like, there's no way baseball. Exactly. It's not a real thing. And when I play on the team myself and it's supposed to be like a sympathetic thing and just so you can have some fun, right?

Yeah. And they got like some sighted people that aren't even blind yet watching videos on how to play too. So I wasn't really that interested in it but yeah it was like an activity but you know it's you know it's not easy you live in a world where everybody else can see but you have to make the most of but the best is blind chess that's the best game to play blind you know yeah i mean i guess that makes sense you just feel the pieces you know like big uh yeah because you can put a blindfold on and play against a blind person you know it's all like it's you know it's like a uh uh you know abc on the side one two three on the top so our battleship's another good one oh battleship's great are you uh fully blind or do you have any sight yeah yeah no i i mean i i've been fully blind for about 10

years you could jang is another good one too i got a CNI dog and everything. I live downtown. So you lost your eyesight? Yeah, yeah, I did. I had a retinal disease and both my parents carry the gene and I got it when I was in my mid-20s. It started to affect me, but I was trying to drive and everything before that. So I just got into car accidents and then I took jobs and stuff and lost them because I couldn't see the screen. And then I eventually adapted some technology, but now I just do a lot of stuff from home, you know? Yeah, I mean, I feel you. It sounds like you're making the best of it. Would you rather have just been blind your whole life?

Do you hate that you had a taste of it? Yeah, going blind your whole life, those are the blind people that you see more successful because they can learn to read Braille. They get acclimated to all the technology. When you have had sight before and try to transition in your in like your 20s or 30s it says like you can't teach your old dog new tricks like it's harder to pick up those like yeah i'm sure you know some of those things that you really need as a blind person but it makes you real pop it makes you popular and stuff you know and you're a little different than everybody else it's just

people always ask you like you know weird questions like i i went to the man i wanted to spend here this morning the lady was like what are you going to go do when you get home i go i'm going to go relax and she's like lucky to be you and i'm like thinking on my way that i whacked my knee so hard i like fell down it was like agonizing and pain you know i like you man I like you a lot bro what's your your twitter is blind Scott right blind Scott yeah a few weeks ago one of the tour guides

at Old Nut Church she calls the MSPCA on me says I'm being mean to my dog and I'm like giving him like normal commands you know what I'm saying yeah I mean I feel like people think that

you know they don't realize that seeing eye dogs are like not just there to like pet and play fetch and shit so yeah you're not supposed to like pet and play fetch and shit. So, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So, uh,

but yeah, yeah. I listen to the radio all the time. So here's the thing. I listen to radio all the time and I listen to this network, you know, and I, you know, a lot of times on these shows that people don't identify who they are. Like you hear like six people talking and you don't know what their names are. You know what I mean? I'm starting to catch on, six people talking and you don't know what their names are. You know what I mean? I'm starting to catch on, but I love the radio.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm sure that radio is right up your alley, man. Well, I'll make sure that I, uh, I,

I identify who I am more often so that you know who the fuck you're listening to, man. Yeah. And then, and then my brother-in-law, he even played on a Dave's little league baseball team. He was from Swampskins.

So we were always talking barstool sports, you know, Mike was his coach and everything. You know, I'll have to get some more stories about that, you know? Absolutely, man. Well, stay in touch. Call in whenever you want. You're an interesting cat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll call up and I'll catch up and I'll troll you guys on Twitter. Sorry. I feel like I'm. Keep trolling, brother. I don't mind at all. Have a good one.

All right, man. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. Have a good weekend. Bye. Later, pal. The way he said at the end there when he was like, I don't know who's speaking sometimes, I read a really nice story about Mr. Rogers once.

Oh. Where Mr. Rogers, he always ended his show by going to feed the fish. And then one day, a blind girl wrote in and said, you mentioned your fish a lot, but I've never heard you feed him. Is he okay? So then he started ending every show with, I'm going to feed the fish now. Very nice. That's a nice story. Maybe that's how we'll sign off this show that's it for cck today i'm gonna go feed my fish well we have a fish that's by the way growing bigger and bigger by

the day did you see that woman who uh she uh there was a picture of this fucking giant goldfish in a in a in a tank and she held up a subway footlong as like reference. Was it Robbie? Somebody tweeted it because Larry is getting huge. Like he's getting really, really big. And so people in the office were trying to figure out what the biggest goldfish ever was. And that's the picture

that came up. She held up like a subway sandwich. Isn't that the thing? If you put them in, they'll grow to whatever size, right? Like if you put them in a small tank, they stay small. If you put them in a small tank, they stay small. If you put them in a big tank, they just keep growing. Oh, I did not know that. I might have made that up. Well, I think it is.

Well, because obviously no Larrys have lived that long. This is the longest living Larry. And I would like to say that it has a lot to do with the fact he sat next to me for the entire football season. He was, I willed him to live. Inspired him to live. Yeah, I did. I, he was my.

Casey, the opposite thing you do is inspire Will to live. I will. Yeah. You make me want to kill myself every single day. Larry lived. Every single day I walk out. This is the longest living Larry. I walk out of this radio show and I say, I think I'm going to kill myself.

Fucking do it then. Juergen from Brooklyn. What's up? Juergen. Juergen? Juergen. Going once. He said he knew a blind guy at the gym.

How about Eric from Philly? He knows a blind golfer. What's up, Eric? Hey, what's going on? Yeah, so actually I guess they were talking about it on Foreplay yesterday, but my fraternity brother, his name's Jeremy Poinsett.

He's like the world blind golf champion. And he is a inspirational dude. So I think he's going back and forth on Twitter with those guys, but make sure if you could get them in contact, that'd be great because he's a pretty cool dude and he's very impressive on the golf course. Maybe we can tweet at him and get him to call in

because I'm still... I'll tweet at you right now so you see it, but he's unbelievable. Good stuff, man. We got a guy from College Station. Oh, shout out. Kyle, what's up? Yo, what's up? Yo, what's up? How we doing?

Pretty good, pretty good. I was just thinking curling would probably be a pretty good sport for blind people because it's more about the feel and the touch of getting the thing down there. But ultimately, you'd still need someone to say, all right, our stone is on to the left and you got to put this one to the right. Everything's easy. Everything you need, at least somebody, to tell you what's going on,

right? I guess except for chess. No, but even that is a sport. But even that is like, you would need to tell me where you moved your piece. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you guys just can't do anything. Jake from Chicago.

Hey, what's going on? I don't remember the guy's name that was actually blind, but he sounded pretty cool. So I was just looking at the blind sport. Yeah, blind Scott. I'll have to add him on Twitter. But just looking, golf is the number two sport for sight and sound for blind people. Top ten sports for blind and partially sighted. But the one that really caught me off guard on here was archery, which just doesn't make sense because they're shooting arrows.

You probably should not. That seems a little bit dangerous. I think if we read the fine print here, it's going to say, someone tells you where it is. Yeah, because if you point me in the right direction, I can close my eyes and just pull a fucking bow. But you're going to need someone to say, don't shoot that way because you might kill a human. Let's try Juergen one more time.

Juergen, you back? Juergen, sorry. Juergen from Brooklyn, what's up? Yes, sir, what's up? So I have a blind guy that comes to my gym. This guy comes all alone, first of all. It looks like he has a job. He's, like, in the locker room and stuff.

He has his headphones on, and he's closing deals, talking. Sounds smart. Sounds like he's working. But he's one of the, like the previous caller said, he could kind of see. It looks like he could see a little bit, you know, whatever, like 20%, 30%. I don't know how that works. But he takes weight sometimes from, like, I'll be doing chess, and, you know, I'll have two plays.

I'm trying to go as heavy as possible, and this guy will take my weight right off my board, acting like he doesn't know. So I feel like he uses that to his advantage. That's like in Arrested Development when Julie Louis-Dreyfus is pretending to be blind the whole time. All you gotta do is throw a five-pounder at him. Yeah.

Oh, hey, man. Catch. Hits him in the face. That's probably pretty true. I mean, that's what we did with Blind Mike. MB just texted me and just said that she's listening to this with her mom right now, and her mom just said, it's swimming. Swimming is easiest.

Swimming. Swimming is. There it is. That's it. That's the one. Shout out MB's mom. Swimming is easiest. I don't know if I was supposed to say that she said that, but here we are.

Let's say you're on a relay team. Your teammate could just be like, go. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, you high five. Or if you just do solo. You know what I mean? Just like three, two, one.

You go. You swim. You flip over. You know exactly how many strokes before you flip. I'm a bad swimmer. That's the word I'm looking for. You can't swimmer. I end up hitting this stuff.

If you close your eyes, too, even if you walk. If I close my eyes and I'm moving, it's hard to go in a straight line. If you're swimming with your eyes closed You'll definitely veer into the lane And shit like that But that would probably be the one Oh how about wrestling we got this guy Logan He used to wrestle a blind guy I feel like blind guys will fuck you up

Yeah so we wrestled this guy in high school And he was blind And they would just fucking lock you up And let him grab your legs and shit And then just say fucking lock you up and let him grab your legs and shit. And then just say, go. And you were fucked. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why would you, you would let him grab you before, before the match started?

Yeah. So instead of starting like both facing each other separate, they'd set this guy up. Well, then we went to college. And two years later, like new year of college, they bring this fucker in to like teach him how to like wrestle and we just had to let him kick our ass because what are you going to do? Listen, I'm not trying to beat up on

I'm not trying to pick on anybody, but that's bullshit What are you talking about before I start where you're like, blind guys will fuck you up I'll beat up nine No, well my thought was that you have some sort of like, you know, like blind strength you know what I mean? Like, I guess what Well, my thought was that you have some sort of like, you know, like blind strength. You know what I mean? Like. I guess I guess what this guy's saying is basically like cheating that he gets to lock up first.

But but I feel like if a blind guy gets his hands on you, I could just see him locking you down. For sure. I'm blind. I can't see. And I ain't letting you go. You are. You are like my only lifeline right now. Yeah.

You are my center of the universe at this moment right if i let go you i am lost i am a rudderless ship in the middle of the ocean pinball does not count scott from charlotte i am not allowing pinball to be a sport what are we doing here this is such a good just like case study on how quickly things get away from like like pinball what What about watching TV? What about listening to the radio? Great blind sport. I fucked that by saying watching TV first.

Yeah, watching TV is not at all. I caught it quick. I was like, wait. That's the hardest one. Watching TV is hard. You think that pinball is good, Scott? I actually think that would be hard. Yeah, wait.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is actually a stupid answer. You got to know exactly when to hit the little flipper. Scott? You can't tilt. Shut the fuck up, Scott. You can't tilt?

We'll do one last call here. Justin from Chattanooga. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is actually a stupid answer. You gotta Chattanooga. You got to turn down your radio. What's up, man? How's it going? Good. What do you got? Fishing. How about fishing? Well, fishing's an activity. Yeah. Fishing doesn't get a sport tag from me either. But I guess, you know, yeah, you could... It's how Henry Winkler unwinds, but I don't know if that's really...

Yeah, there's tournaments, but there's also like hot dog eating contests. They'd be good at that too. I feel like, yeah, you could bait your hook, you just toss it in, sit, feel... Probably a nice way to relax. Yeah. Not a sport. You could make the argument that as long as

you could bait the hook, you don't need your eyes at all to fish. Yeah. What do you need your eyes for? Absolutely. It's all under the water. Let's wrap up here with one call because just to show you how completely off the rails, we also have Dave calling in with goldfish info.

What do you got for us on goldfish, Dave? Hey, goldfish get freaking huge. A scientist, are you? My redneck marine biologist had a bunch of goldfish from one of those country fairs in upstate New York. And she threw them in a pond on the property. And it's now a koi pond, legit. I shit you not. They just grow to whatever you give them, man.

They're huge, and they've been there for like 20, 25 years. Yeah, no, those... They live forever, too? Yeah, those are like tortoises, you know? They'll be around for like 500 years. Spider's talking about getting like a huge tank on a wall for Larry, because he wants to see how big he can get. I like that idea.

I love that idea. Imagine if we just have like a shark. Like a shark size. That's what I was going to do. We'll put a shark in it. He also said I'll go get one from the aquarium. We'll sneak it back here. He said he wants to get the clownfish from Finding Nemo. What a great prank that would be if they're

trying to see how big it gets. One night we steal a shark. We put it in. Look, it grew this fucking big. What happened? It's a shark now. There are people here, Marty Mush. Marty Mush would believe that. His brain would explode. He'd be like, what? What just happened? I'd actually, if we get this fishing, I'm going to be switching

fish out every single day. I'm just seeing if people notice. You're just sneaking in the middle of the night with like a cooler filled with giant fish. We're going to find your... Did it become a tortoise? What is that, A swordfish? That's a magical. I'd convince Marty,

like Jim convincing Dwight about the magical beans. I'm like, yeah, dude, it's like the guy was telling us when we bought it that, you know, careful on full moons, it changes creature.

I mean, we're going to come in here one day and there's going to be a tank because nobody's monitoring what spider's buying. No spider runs this joint now. Spider can buy whatever he wants. Gaz is walking around. I always hear that Gaz is in meetings. People are like, well, I got to talk to Erica and Gaz first.

What is going on? And now I hear Spider is going to decide what we buy and what we set up. The inmates are running the asylum forever in this joint. I mean, it is nice with Spider because we just like, the other day we were walking to Duke K.C. Radio and we're like, hey, Spider, buy us a bunch of scooters.

He's like, got it. Got you, fam. We all Gucci family. He's dressed like he's selling Bibles again. Yeah, well, same outfit, I believe. I believe he repeated.

The stupid little hairdo. Have you guys seen it? The stupid little thing that he... Yeah, the little faux hawk is awful. Irrationally irritates me. I sit across from him. Irrationally. I don't think I noticed his hair today. It's the little faux hawk is awful it irrationally irritates me i sit across

from him it is a terrible hair today it's a little faux hawk it's today it is or just in general uh well i think when he definitely when he was business casual the first time okay and now again today he's been doing it all week oh it's terrible i haven't noticed we'll have to have a talk with him about that because it's it's just so he just looked like a little little fucking dickhead gnome you know he's just been like he's being the dab guy again which i don't think he ever stops being the dab guy but he's being like the extra dab guy so every time i see him no matter like if it's out the corner of my eye if he's right in front of me if he's upstairs i'm downstairs when he sees me he dabs right now and i'm not sure why i love when he milly rocks he's kind of got

a good like a bad but good milly rock Did you see the video of him milly rocking Like flying the other day that I put up Like I was panning around I think it was the first day in the new office I was like panning around the new office And all of a sudden like out of the corner He saw me doing the pan And he almost like fell on his face

Because he was milly rocking so hard He was like in the air doing it I was like spider what are you doing Let's hit a break when we come back We are going to discuss yesterday's Rundown After Show, which was one of the funniest moments in Rundown history. Back to the break on CCK. Just imagine what life means. Mommy, I put my best foot forward, though it's kind of awkward. Because I'm pigeon-toed and bowled, but you ain't too proud to beg.

All I want to do is keep it alive, keep it alive. All I want to do is make it right, make it right. All I want to do is give you that thing, play you that song you and your girlfriend sang. All I want to do is get you back tonight. Getting sexy with it, man. I gotta get a go-getter. Now we need some red wine. Yeah, we can set the tone.

Can we get some red wine, please? Spider! There's gotta be some red wine around here. I do feel like we have to... We have to have some red wine with Robin Thicke playing like this. Robin Thicke, you could make the argument I bet Robin Thicke, maybe Has fucked more than anybody

Like in his era I bet you he goes under the radar He made Emily Ratajkowski famous Big time What's that girl's name? April Love, I think is her name Something like that, is his wife She's a rocket It was Paula Patton

But then he cheated on her So she dumped him I feel like he just runs that is his wife she's a rocket but it was paula patton oh maybe that's what she did on her yeah so she dumped him i feel like he just right yeah runs the blurred lines video he had to have slept with every single girl in that absolutely single every single one of them like music videos i feel like that that's going on the whole time anyways pretty much if you're a video girl i feel like it's like all right what's my hourly rate and who am i having sex with chrissy teigen met john legend yeah she when she tells that story about how she when she went back after they were together she went to one of his video shoots and like threw a fucking jealousy jealous tantrum oh i didn't know

that uh i can't remember which video was but like somebody had tweeted like uh it's the two-year anniversary i think it was something with pharrell what song would that be anyway and somebody tweeted out like it's the five-year anniversary of this music video and she was like funny story like gather around children she had like a tweet thread about it and she um john was like you know some girl was like sitting on his lap or play while he played the piano or something for the music video and she like threw a fit in front of everyone and like the director had to like calm her down because she was like listen motherfuckers i met him here i know how this shit goes like this is how it works i get it uh but she said it was like her silliest like tantrum of all time i love the story that she go ahead it was like uh it was like one of those like quotes

he's like what's the worst or what's the lie it was the biggest lie you ever said or something like that and she quoted it with like i never do this on the first night me to john the first night i met him yeah and then she also told the story about how he tried to break up with her and And she quoted it with like, I never do this on the first night. Me to John, the person that I met. And then she also told the story about how he tried to break up with her. And she just said, no, you're not breaking up with me. She stands with that shit. Nope. I'm not turning my key. We have to print our audio retraction.

Yeah. I just got an updated tweet, Casey, to the Bieber rumors. And it turns out that I made them all up. There's no Ed Sheeran Bieber gay stuff going on. that I made them all up. There's no Ed Sheeran Bieber gay stuff going on. You just made that up. I don't like you at all. Large.

You know what? If there was anybody on this planet that I wanted to bring red wine to me right now, it was large. If you say red wine three times he appears. Is that true? That's what I want to start doing. If I say red wine three times in a row, Lars will just pop up at my apartment. Pop a bottle and grab a mic, big man.

How we doing? I love it. I mean, there's just ask and ye shall receive. I feel like you just wait around for someone to drink with. So it's like, what? Did someone say drink? Okay. Yes, I could use that.

I could do that. We had a good one this morning. Did you? How was Gentleman's Friday? Taiwan on? I would imagine you. I could do that. Hey, we had a good one this morning. Did you? How was Gentleman's Friday? Taiwan on? I would imagine you did. Wait a minute. I thought I saw some shade.

I feel like I saw a quote from Deke Zucker that Willie was talking shit about the cousins, saying... Yeah, we had mentioned how we're going to try and... I thought we got into a mic. It's my first time on radio. We're going to try and – I thought we'd get into a mic. It's my first time on radio. We're going to try and do a third hour. Yeah. Try to do a third hour at some sort of regularity.

Yeah, on Fridays. The reason that we posited it that way was we thought maybe the cousins would like to have Fridays off. Off, yeah. On top of the fact that we – So you guys want more. The cousins probably want to chill on Friday. But, you know, you get a couple of glasses of wine in two years. You get a little bit confident about maybe the show is doing well or something.

I think Willie had said, fuck them. Yeah, I believe Willie said, who wants to listen to two old fucks talk about their assholes? Their assholes, yeah. I was like, are Mike and Marie talking about their assholes? Because then I'll tell you what, I agree with Willie. I have to be 100% honest. I often talk about my own asshole.

On Barstool Breakfast. Well, yeah, man. When you told that story about the shoelaces through your ass, that was... Oh, yeah, yeah. That was enough for me.

There is an argument that my asshole gets more press than any of the girls. Than the daddy girls. Less than, yeah, two of the girls that just showed up

in the office. And say hello to me. Thank you, sir. And say hello to me. The young man who's your intern to come over, he's like, are you Large? They said it was okay to ask you for a bottle of red wine. Crocs? Crocs said that?

His name is Crocs, by the way. Crocs is a smart guy. Crocs is good. You can go right to the bottle, man. What are we drinking right here, Large? We're doing a scribe. Just a Cab Sav. It's a Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon. A little Scribe action.

Did you get that? No, it's not one. It's one of the ones that was sent to me, so I don't know. Yeah, go ahead. So they get just liquor just sent by the crate to their show. I was drinking. I just got on Scribe.

It's good. It's very good. I just got on Scribe. It's good. It's very good. I'm very happy right now. I don't know if I've ever had a happier radio show. I'm going to be completely honest. The booze fairy. I love that move. Have you seen his stash at his desk?

We've been here for, what, four days now, and he's already got all this liquor. Loaded up. Yeah, he had it on Monday morning when we did breakfast with him. We had been in the office for 15 total minutes he was like I already had to unload a whole crate of wine I was like well how do I get sent wine at the office

I talk about wine all the time you do you need to you need to like we were getting drunk on a Friday at 1 o'clock I'm like well if I get drunk at 7am do I get crates sent to me do I just need to move the time up what do I need to do here Large how do I get crates sent to me? Do I just need to move the time up? What do I need to do here?

Large, how do I get crates of wine sent to me like you do? It's not crates. If you take the time to mention these people online, you'd be surprised what they do. Somebody caught me yesterday. I did a DXL commercial, big and tall commercial with Willie. And I was wearing Crocs. So some guy gives me, no, no, you need these. They're floating loafers, flofers. And they're disgusting but i think you know so if i could do that then i can certainly do this and i like this move that i have now i kind of lean like this like this is my whole thing happy friday little little does he know when he does that move he sounds god awful he's like yeah i do this move and it's great and the producers are like it fucking sucks

When you do that move Somebody sent us two Like a listener sent us two bottles of beer From Germany Like full German on the labels Then we had the notorious pink We did a rosé and a red I brought in some like dried sausages

Some prosciutto stuffed olives I had some cheeses I had a baguette here, the whole deal. And everything got overshadowed with talk about two old Jewish guys' assholes. So there's only so much that you can do. Well, you know what? That's a lesson learned

too. There are times where I'm looking right now at the rundown of... I told Brendan the other day, let's get back to getting all these topics and planning out a show and having some structure to it. I got about 60 things here. Didn't get to any of it. It's like don't even bother planning and prepping and doing nice things because two Jewish men's assholes will take over.

Just advice for life. Every time. Don't plan because you're going to get tricked. Never doubt. By the way, look at this. The bottle. I don't own any part of this, but Notorious P-I-N-K. And they have cool so no more

I like that no more nothing they have the glass stoppers with the little rubber it's rosé yeah well yeah so this is the Grenache but they also sent me

like a red blend too and all the bottles like that how do I how do I get some of this just be a shameless whore are you a rosé person yeah

do what are you a rosé person I love what? are you a rosé person? I love red wine but I like dry rosé I love dry rosé I have a magnum at my desk I'll tell you what's going on I know what's going on here

is that you guys are so fucking large literally that the whole no free ads thing nobody's going to say anything to that Sage is not going to come down and be like

hey Willie large pipe down no free ads and plus nobody's up yeah that's true they don't even know what's going on. It's like if a tree falls in a wood. I've got to go in a renegotiate my salary.

Thanks, large. If you give a free ad at 7 a.m., did you ever give a free ad at all? Did it actually happen? I'm going to buy all these bottles just because they're bougie. As a guy who I wanted to ask when large was in here, but I guess I'll ask you too, fucking losers. Have you ever, you talk about I'll ask you to fucking losers. Uh, have you ever, you just,

you talk about all the different alcohols and whatnot. Have you ever had beer with weed in it? Not CBD with THC. No, that's the shit that like put you in a coma, right? Bro. Did you have to like go to the hospital?

I, I had, I swear to God, it was two sips. It has, I can imagine. That's not great. I wonder if I had,

I have a picture of my phone, but it's, it has on it when shipped to you, it has those big orange stickers that say biohazard because it is like something people need to know if it, I guess if it, you know, if the truck tipped over, people would know like, this is an irregular beer. This is. Don't drink this. Yeah.

Yeah. And so it says biohazard on it. I thought that was part of the advertising. It's not. It's demanded by the U.S. government. And it was, I had, I had, honestly, God, it was like, like, I'll have four fingers of whiskey. But I had like two fingers of this beer. And I was, I was asleep for six hours immediately.

Where did you get it? Oh, my God. You are actually my favorite person on the planet. Notorious pink. Thank you. I have a girlfriend coming in from Texas. I'm going to act like I got this for her. She's real hot, too. What did he say? Take a picture of me and Willie?

She's a smoke show, so that'll work out nicely. Just do a little live stream, actually. She actually is a dumbass. She missed her flight, so I'm not very happy. So maybe I shouldn't be getting this. Shut up. I beat you to that, too. So shut up again. Yeah, you got dominated right there.

So the middle finger. That was like, you shut up. You're stupid. Yeah, that was bad by me. The middle finger game has. Fallen off? No, it's not fallen off. We're off our game a little bit because we don't know our surroundings.

Yeah. We're a blind guy playing golf. Yeah, we're like blind playing the middle finger game. But I got him really good the other day at the elevator, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to top it. So I might just retire. You can't just retire. Fine, you retire right now. No, no, I don't want to retire. But it was... You just dominate her with things like that, Case. No, listen, he does at this point. Nobody can put me in a bad mood today. Girls just can't... Let's just call it a spade a spade. Girls can't

compete with these stupidity. Oh, yeah. I would say that's true. Some would argue I wouldn't be one of them, but some would argue that's the compliment you just gave. I think it's a horrible argument. No, no. It's like you guys are too smart and rational to be funny.

Oh, not thank you, Kevin. Not thank you, Kevin. You won't engage in the stupidity, that just makes you late meanwhile i'm crawling under desks just to give fights the middle finger i won't engage in stupidity i so i saw him walking into the building were you there when i was telling the story earlier like so one i and i know i said this on the radio one of the times this week one of my the saddest things about this new office to me and there's a million great things but one of it is that i don't get to do the daily witnessing of people seeing our floor on the elevator that don't work with us.

Like, because that was my favorite part. When people are on the elevator going up in our building and it opens up on the third floor and they're like, who the fuck are these people? We don't get that here because we have an actual lobby. So I saw Fights walking into the building on like Tuesday or Wednesday and he was like five feet in front of me. So I stayed behind and waited for him to get onto the elevator, but just close enough to where I knew I could make it before the door closed.

And as the door is closing, I just stick my middle finger and he goes, you fucking bitch. There were people in the elevator. So I do it. He's like, you fucking bitch. And then I just get in and we just like start laughing. We're like, well, see you guys later. Have a good day. And I was like, can you imagine these people? They know i just get in and we just like start laughing we're like what see you guys later have a good day and i was like can you imagine these people they know we just moved in this building is is definitely a little more corporate a little more like like the other building even even though people were horrified they pretty much very quickly understood that this is the barcelona sports building yeah it was like we were the first ones in there too so it's like you're moving in you're moving into a frat yeah you're joining yes exactly that yeah

this one is like what the fuck just happened? You fucking goddamn bitch. That's what he did. And I get in, and of course, we're just laughing, and I'm just picturing these people going up to their floors and being like, guys. There are these new people in town. Barstool Sports is not only here.

We're like the Wildings. You know what I mean? We're coming north of the wall, and they are not ready for it, man. People wear like suits and shit in this building. And when I walk up, I forget what show suits and shit in this building. And when I walk, I forget what show I told on all the time, but when I came in Monday morning, the guy in the front desk just didn't even

stop. He's like, barstool? Suck it. I was like, yeah. Go ahead. Sloppy white boy. Quite a time. I was going to say something. You're talking about the beer. I was actually going to say, speaking of stupidity, if you had to suck a toe, which toe would you suck?

If I had to? Yeah. The big toe? Ah, gross. You guys are all fucking sick. Nope. See, John. I don't want to pick apart the toes.

What toe? I mean, not the big toe. That's a bigger surface area. And it's calloused. Everyone's forgetting about the callous. No, not if you get pedicures. The little one's gross, though. Oh, allicures. The little one's gross, though. Oh, all right.

Yeah, little one's gross, too. The fucking outside edges are gross. No, but see, here's the thing. Your nail, right? Your nail folds under. It's all fucked up.

No, no. Nail folds under. People who wear, like, boots and shoes and stuff. I mean, I wear stilettos. You get pedicures, Casey. It doesn't matter. Okay, that's fair.

I got Shaq toenails. Oh, well. I don't want to see them. I don't want to pick apart toes. John says, this was a KFC radio question, if you had to suck your buddy's toe, which condiment would you put on it? Who asked that question?

My dumb ass listeners. But John's saying that the outer toes get smushed by your feet, by your shoe, which I understand, but that just means that your inner toes get even more smushed. I'm with you on that. Your middle toe is a sweaty, supple, gross toe. My outside toes are the ones that get jammed up.

Why don't you guys just get pedicures? Why don't you just shut up? I get pedicures. You do? I think all guys should get pedicures. I don't want to have it in a while, but I will. Add it to the list of the things we have not done before. I can't get pedicures because here's the deal. I can't have a cleaning lady in my house.

Yeah. John doesn't like anybody like doing service to him. Let alone. I don't like things. But yeah, you would pay somebody a hundred dollars a day to make your bed. I wouldn't be there for it. Yeah. Oh, I'd be gone.

You sneak into my house. Got to climb a window. People can come in when you're not there. Yeah, I know. Like I rush out like I will. Oh, yeah. I can't sit there while they're cleaning i feel like an asshole even when i'm in the shower i'll be in

the shower and i'll be like okay i heard him go back to like the back of the apartment i'm gonna run get dressed really quick and get the fuck out of the house have you ever thought about having sex with one of your housekeepers no like straight out of the porno uh i there was one time one time i was we used to have it's a gay guy now the fact that answer wasn't just immediately no it's what makes this interesting it was it used to be an old like mexican woman yeah and by the way like when she first came in i was like uh and i was like trying to speak spanish very quickly aborted that mission i don't know how to speak spanish this has become pretty clear when you when you're trying to speak spanish when they don't just don't it was it was, it was like, she's like, I called, she's like, boss.

And she's like taking her phone out. I was like, no necesite, no necesite. I feel like that's wildly disrespectful. And she just puts her phone away. She's like, oh, okay. And she starts speaking. And I'm like, oh, telephone, telephone. But anyway, she, one time I get, I got out of the shower and she, and I opened the door, and she's just standing there.

She's just standing there, this short little fat little Mexican lady. She's just standing there. And I was like, is this a ghost? Why are you just standing here motionless in front of the fucking bathroom door? And I don't have a robe or anything like that. I'm just fucking shirtless with a towel tied around me. Towel down here. Yeah, so you're showing that.

You can see the top of my dick. Yeah, yeah. I wear my towel low as shit. Right. People who wear their towel above their belly buttons are lunatics. Well, they're also old. Old, but. They have like a belly that keeps it up.

No, they wear it like up to. I got a roommate who wears it up to his fucking sternum. Currently? Yes. You can imagine. Yeah. I put can imagine. Yeah. I put it together. The,

uh, so she just like, like points me to guys' bedroom with her. And I was just like, see, this is what I mean. It's straight out of the porno. I was like,

what is happening? Uh huh. And I'm just standing there soaking wet still. Cause I, I don't really dry off. I air dry. It's good. There he is.

And, uh, and, uh, she's like, she's pointing at the bed. What? there soaking wet still because i i don't really dry off i air dry it's good there he is and uh and uh she's like she's pointing at the bed what and i was like yeah you want to smash i was like yeah she meant like should i make the bed right hey ghost kid yeah is that it it's like this whole thing was asking the bed was made properly perfect but was it not going through your brain i mean i i was confused i didn't think she was trying to fuck me, but I was just like, what is happening right now? Why? Why am I in this room with this cleaning lady?

I feel like it's maybe it's just poison my brain. Just like porn. Yeah. It's more than I think more is poison your brain than just probably. I mean, this company probably has a tad. Did you see Elon Musk tweeting about porn? No. No, he's not.

So have you noticed this, that there's a lot of Tesla porn on Pornhub now? I have not noticed it, no. So there's a lot of porn popping up. It's actually this one chick, Redhead. They're doing porn in Tesla using the autopilot. So it's like, yo, teen girl sucks me off while autopilot is on.

So they hop into Tesla. Just if you had to pick a top. Well, I blogged it. I blogged it, so I know. So they hop in the Tesla. You know, they have that iPad in the middle, like the Tesla does. Yeah. And they, so they set the autopilot, and she blows him, gives him roadhead. Then there's another one where she's

got a suction cup dildo stuck to the driver's side door. The window. So she's driving, and there's just, like, a black dildo stuck to the driver's side door, the window. So she's driving, and there's just like a black dildo just like sitting in her face, and she just like puts it on autopilot and starts blowing the dildo. I get irrationally mad when they blow dildos. It's so fucking mad. So Elon Musk is tweeting about that? You're just choking yourself.

I'm surprised you dislike that because I'm kind of down with it. It doesn't make any sense what you're doing. It's infuriatingly useless what you're doing right now the worst you're not bringing any pleasure to the worst though is is if is when it's a like if a girl's wearing one and they blow it that's really silly what do you do that's really if you're putting on a show with a with a dildo fine if it's a girl like wearing one that's ridiculous you gotta be like heather brooke i'm just like i'm not gonna be impressed when you suck on a dildo it's gotta be some shit yeah yeah no but if they do make it disappear then i'm all good with it no i mean like i'm like i guess someone takes one of those like

double-sided ones down i'm like that was that was a spectacle but that's like going to a strip club where like i'm more i'm in it for the entertainment yeah yeah right i agree but yeah i want to see that well elon musk tweeted uh turns out there's more than uh there's more ways to use the autopilot than we imagined. And then he said, should have seen it coming. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Are you still coming? Normal.

Pussy. Yeah, he is soft. But yeah, so there's Tinder date. Here are the, there's Tinder date comes in me in a Tesla on autopilot. Teen takes cum shot in mouth while driving a Tesla. And fucking myself with BBC while driving a Tesla. So there's Tesla porn all over the place huh he's lost his mind well no he has nothing to do with this no i know but he tweeted those screenshots no no no no no this is all my doing oh but so did he did he address it all like how he knew it or he just like that well i think it's going i

mean like a lot of people were like uh but this is about the porn right like an area retweeted like is my bad with their hand up and some people were like i really hope this is about the porn everyone's like it is yeah so i guess he didn't say it specifically no i mean you know that's what it is but like okay he didn't say like there's a bunch of porn with my teslas out there but um yeah he uh tinder date comes in me in a tesla on autopilot is a very funny porn porn title and the fact that elon mus Musk knows about it is even funnier. I mean, he's... You gotta jerk off to that, right?

Elon Musk? Yeah. If you're Elon Musk, it's your invention. Your creation that's taking the world by storm and it's also porn going on in there. That's a double whammy. I'm sure he's probably had his own... He probably has his own shot porn in a Tesla. Yeah. I agree agree he probably is

but are pizza delivery guys exclusively jerk off to pizza delivery porn I guess it's what I do I don't know if those are comparable I'm not saying they're comparable they didn't create pizza delivery I'm not saying they invented it

I'm just saying it's part of their life I'm saying I think he gets off on his own, like, you know. It'd be like Steve Jobs in Apple. Yeah, no, there's no... I bet you Elon Musk gets off on things that aren't even sexual. I bet you... He's just smarter than everybody else. It's just like...

He's like Josh Hardnett in 40 Days and 49. He's just fucking a light bulb. Get the leaf and just rub my nippies with it. Oh, my God. I've never seen that movie, by the way. Really? Never seen it. I love that when he's-

He gets flat out raped in that movie. Yeah. It's wild. Josh Hartnett does? Yeah. Flat out raped. Was this like back, I don't remember when that came out. He's like screaming no the whole time.

Yeah. Oh, that's problematic. So his whole thing is that he wants to give up sex for 40 days and 40 nights to like, you know, because he's like, he basically like smashes chicks all the time and needs to like kind of learn. Because he's Josh Hartnett. And this girl like, you know, is doing it with, he basically like smashes chicks all the time and needs to like kind of learn and this girl like, you know,

is doing it with him kind of like and he falls in love with this, the good girl and his ex-girlfriend It's the same girl from Knight's Tale,

I believe. Yes, correct. Weapon. Terrible movie. Isn't that Kira Knightley? No. Knight's Tale is awful.

What's she in that's a knight? She's black. Oh. She looks, she has like a Rita Ora vibe. A little bit, yeah. So,

Josh Hartnett's Was this in Josh Hartnett's prime? Yeah His ex-girlfriend Like doesn't like that he's doing this And like one night No it was he One night left Ties himself down

He ties himself to a bed And she comes and just hops up on it Oh that's problematic these days He's asleep while it's happening remember And then like in his dream So you can jerk off, you can do anything. And she comes and just hops up on it. Oh, that's problematic these days. You can't do that. And he's asleep while it's happening, remember? And then in his dream, like a washing machine door opens and water comes flying out because he just came all up in her. But it's grimy because he wakes up and she's hopping off of him.

That's big time no-no. Yeah, she's wearing a dress and she just hops off, fixes herself, and she's like, yeah, yeah i just fucked you can you imagine if the roles are reversing that people would lose their minds i mean even forget about even reversing the roles just putting that out now would be crazy yeah but i mean even back then because whatever year that came out i don't remember josh was always bad but it's worse now well i mean it's way worse uh worse now no it's always been really bad. I'd like to say that.

Culturally speaking, I'm accurate. That has one of the worst scenes in movie history when she makes him come with the flower. Or he makes her come with the flower. I've got to watch this movie. It takes a flower petal and just tickles her neck and tickles her stomach and she comes. I'm like, bro, it is so much harder than that, okay? It takes goddamn electrical weapons now, okay? Oh, shut up.

It takes double D batteries. Shut up, Kevin. There's literally only one thing left on the planet that takes double D batteries, okay? 2002. I would have said 99. I can't believe that was a post 9-11 world. Is it pre or post Pearl Harbor?

The movie. Oh, I was a post 9-11 world. Is it pre or post Pearl Harbor? The movie. Oh, I was like, uh, post. Um, I think Pearl Harbor was in the nineties, wasn't it? I'd Googled Pearl Harbor. Like what I do without movie or anything, thinking it would just pop up. It's like, Oh no. Um, Pearl Harbor was 2001. So post.

There you go. I mean, that was Josh Hartnett though. He was just, he was on a hot streak. What's Rudy doing right now? Doesn't Rudy look like he shoots porn? Definitely. Like, that's what he looks like. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he does. He looks like he shoots

porn, but also takes part in it, you know? So he Instagrammed, I don't know if you follow him on Instagram, when the group chat, RIP, the original group chat was going on, he Instagrammed a picture, and it was behind Alex, and I was sitting in front of her. And like any, and you can like,

or maybe, no, you, you, we're talking about how you look like you shoot porn. Um, like you're in a little eyebrow, a little shrug,

shoulder shrug. Somebody else took the picture, but he's got like his camera and he's like looking at it. And like Alex and I are like leaning, like obviously just talking to each other. We're leaning in on the couch and all he Instagram captioned was like, this isn't what it looks like. do you think you could shoot some porn i mean it's it's i mean there's no different than what i shoot now you just press a little bit

you just press record the mental damage is what you have to get over yeah but i'm saying like i think you could handle it it's funny you say that because now that i'm in the video editing world i've like kind of like thought about like could i do like i look at i see like trailers and stuff when i'm on the internet i and I'm like, I could maybe cut that a little better. Yeah, right. So you watch some porn. While you're watching porn? That's not the way I want to die. The lighting is terrible here. Unfortunately,

the career path I'm on has made me think that. Smitty once had to edit gay porn. And then before I was there, when he told that story, and then all of a sudden I'm thinking about Smitty. So then all of a sudden I just shut my computer off and go outside. It's horrible. How do you guys feel about

Rudy's hair? I think it works. Yeah, he pulls it off. I thought this was the correction, right? It's getting blonder again. It looks great. Thank you. I look in the mirror and I do not like it. I'm looking at you and I think it looks great. Thank you. But this was like $200 of work and two hours.

And I was like, can you get it back to brown? They're like, yeah, we can get it pretty close. And it's still incredibly close to brown. It's getting like bleach blonde in some spots. It's legitimately white. It's like really white in the front. And then when they did it. You gotta just let that grow, man.

There's no fixing that. Ain't no fixing this. Ain't no fixing this. No, yeah. And when I first went through it, they were like, it was like white. And they were like, is this good? And I was like, no, it's not. I was like, you got to go darker than this.

It's lighter than it was when you frosted your tips. You went orange for the tips. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say, it's blonder now. Yeah. But that also looks more reasonable. The orange looks like, yeah, that dude just dyed his hair orange. This looks like you have frosted tips or highlights or whatever.

It does work, though. It's annoying. We called that from the jump like grinnell was like that's the reason why grinnell didn't even really want to agree to the bet because he was like i will look foolish you will look good yeah people figured out my scheme pretty quickly yeah they really did i didn't think you guys were you guys are pretty sharp real sharp two girls like it uh this one girl hit me up and she was like you got it if we're gonna go out you gotta got to get rid of that.

Really? Yeah. By go out, you mean be together or go out one time? It was a girl I hadn't met yet. What the fuck? I think it was a little bit more playful banter. I was like, I'm getting it corrected. Did you go out with her yet? No, I haven't. Are you going to?

Have you been out with a chick while you had it? Has there been any positive feedback? No, yeah. It. Are you going to? Have you been out with a chick while you had it? Has there been any positive feedback? No, yeah, it's been actually positive feedback. Yeah, people don't mind it. Because it looks good. Yeah. It's bullshit. What do you mean it's bullshit?

I mean, I'm jealous. It's bullshit that you can do that. I'm aggravated that he can do it. I got you. And I can't. So it's bullshit. But I don't like what his hair, his hair right now doesn't look like it's some like astronomically crazy thing to me.

No. Like, I think you could probably do that. Me? Yeah. No. What if everyone in the office just started getting like different colored hair? I would look foolish. I don't think you'd be all right.

I don't think I like his, the orange hair. Yeah. You'd look foolish. What he's doing right now. I do not think you would look foolish with that. I like how he keeps saying foolish. It's a funny word. It is.

If I was walking around with my kids and highlights like that, I would look like an asshole. Frosted tips, dad. Yeah, I mean, you got to kill yourself. You might be the first in the world. Yeah, like, come on. That's just... Nah, Mark McGrath's definitely got kids. That's like his look, though. He can do that.

If I just showed up... When I went to the pajama party thing a couple weeks ago... Oh, yeah, we never got an update from that. Yeah, so I went, I put on pajamas, and I show up,ama party thing a couple weeks ago. Oh, yeah. We never got an update from that. Yeah. So I went. I put on pajamas, and I show up, and my nanny was dropping the kids off. I beat them there. So first of all, I knew I was going to be the only dad, the only parent in pajamas. I'm okay with that, though.

I'm like, fuck you. I love it. Were you really? Yeah. None of these other parents from this town that my kid's school is in are going to be the solo dad. So I'm solo in pajamas, and I walk into the auditorium, the gym,

like the school gym, and I was waiting. And I waited like a couple minutes, and then I was like, all right, I got to get the fuck out of here because I am standing here, an adult male, with no children, surrounded by kids, and I'm in my PJs. Like if I don't get out of here,

I'll probably get arrested. I will probably be thrown out of here i'll probably get arrested i'll probably be thrown out of here so i had to go really wearing i mean you were wearing sweatpants right yeah i mean i had sweatpants t-shirt like a sherpa jacket on you're like boxers or something yeah yeah it wasn't like inappropriate but it was anytime if you are an adult male somewhere where there are kids and you do not have kids you're already red flag yeah and then if you're dressed even slightly weird double red flag do you feel like because that's i mean yeah if you like show up to a playground and you don't have kids it's a red flag do you feel like then if you're dressed even slightly weird, double red flag. Do you feel like, cause that's, I mean, yeah, if you like show up to a playground and you don't have kids,

it's a red flag. Do you feel like that's the same thing at a dog park? Like if I go to a dog park without a dog, do I look like a creep? So I did that once when I had, well, many multiple times when I had like mental breakdowns, I would go on long walks and I would just go to dog parks and I would just kind of sit there and watch the dogs, play with the dogs, and people made fun of me for it. My ex-boyfriend told me that it looks like You're in the middle of a mental breakdown, to be fair. I was like, fuck you guys.

My ex was like, you look like a person going to a recess spot without a kid when you're at a dog park without a dog. And I don't feel like that's a... When someone says, which one's yours? You're like, I don't have one. Nobody ever asked me that.

That's because also I look like a crazy person. How do people even know you didn't have a dog there? Because you were having a mental breakdown and they're like, there's no way this guy could take care of a dog. I was crying in the corner. Let's hit a break. Did your dog just die? What the fuck are you crying for? Final segment of the day.

We'll rattle through some of these topics I got written down here. We'll take you into Friday afternoon. CCK. I remember that weekend when my best friend caught you creeping. You blamed it all on the alcohol. So I made my decision. Welcome back to CCK on a Wednesday? It is Wednesday.

Wednesday. 100% confirmed Wednesday. Kevin Clancy is interviewing somebody right now. Yeah, they're doing the Game of Thrones podcast. Okay. And they're interviewing somebody. I'm so sick of Game of Thrones and I don't even watch it. Well, you can just fuck right off.

No, I think a lot of people would tell you to fuck right off. Mark that down. This might be the fastest that I've ever told Jared to fuck off. Goddamn, I don't have a clock in here. What do we have? What do we have? I think we got one minute and three seconds. It's one o'clock.

I mean, that is the worst statement you could make. It's like good news is, is that fights is in here now and he's going to back me up. Cool. You're a bandwagon Game of Thrones fan. Like I'm tired. I'm tired of Game of Thrones. I'm sick of it. How can you be?

I hate how like every Monday we got to break it down like fucking the Monday after NFL Sunday. It's a fucking TV show. It's the biggest television show of all time. I'm glad that people like it. I It's a fucking TV show. I'm glad that it's popular. I'm glad that people like it. I'm not hating on the show. I'm sure it's great. But like the fact that it has fucking taken over social media on my Sunday nights, radio on fucking Monday, all goddamn day. But you can do this about anything you don't like.

Yeah, you can do this about anything. No. Yeah. Not TV shows. You can do it about anything. But sports are different. Like, I don't like it when basketball takes over my timeline, but I understand people There's a thing called sports talk radio.

There's not a thing called Game of Thrones talk radio. Well, Game of Thrones hasn't been around for a hundred years. It's been around for a long time. It's been around for eight. It's been a decade. Enough time to invent its own radio station. I mean, not radio station, but it's got its own podcast. Yeah.

And people don't invent radio stations. Who invents radio stations now except for us? Like a bunch of fucking idiots. Everyone else invents podcasts. And there are a lot of Game of Thrones podcasts. But that's the difference. If you want to hear about Game of Thrones, go listen to a fucking Game of Thrones podcast. I mean, if you don't want to listen to Game of Thrones, go listen to a different radio channel.

No. Jared is saying that he's sick of just seeing it. I'm just in a bad mood today because I tried to find the office on my own and I couldn't do it. You have maps on your phone, yeah? Yeah, and I tried to follow it and it just didn't work out for me. Maps don't work? I guess. Also, in New York, it's an actual

grid. It's like if you live on... Casey was saying that this is wrong what she's doing. She's trying to say that I couldn't find the office with the proper information. I didn't even have the proper information. But you put it in your map. Yes, you do.

You put it in your map and you zoom in and it says 29th and 20th. I didn't have the cross streets. I just had one. But you had the exact address. How could everybody else in this office?

Casey, enough. How could everybody else? Honestly. How could everybody else? Enough. Shut the fuck up. How can you not find it with an exact address?

I put it in. I put in the thing and then it was was like, couldn't find the route. It was like, start the route. Why don't you put it in the map instead of actually starting the route? Put it in the map, and then zoom out and see what the cross streets are. Which is exactly what I just said, and he told me to stop talking. I was talking to John. It was rude to interrupt us.

It's the easiest thing to interrupt us. It was rude. I put it in. It said, go to the starting point. It was like three blocks away. I was like, well, what the fuck? I mean, that's confusing, but you could, I mean, I don't know how to break down that for you. I could have handled it differently, but like there's a lot of pressure.

I mean, you're borderline full Marty Mush right now. Yeah. That's not a good thought to be done. Marty found the office. Marty found it with great difficulty. Yeah. I'm woke on that. That whole thing was staged.

I didn't see it, but I've heard the complaints and I get them. Frankie was... More easily had I not... I was under a lot of pressure. What was the pressure? Kevin sends us a text message being like, hey, I'm not going to be there for radio.

I was like, well, fuck. If I'm not there, I always have the fallback of like, well, if I don't make it a time as least it's Kevin Casey. So if Kevin's not there, there's just Casey talking by herself and she doesn't want to do that. I would do. I mean the fact that there's a whole office of people who can make it to work by one, I can go and ask them to be on the radio with me.

Right. But this is, I feel like I am in a room with mom and dad. That's, that's, I don't, I came into work. Great mood today. Everything was great. Jared comes flying in like five minutes ago, starts talking about how your fat fights, like she's out of nowhere.

He's like, yeah, I was mad. I couldn't get to the fat face. I didn't, whoa, I did not say that. I didn't hear any of it.

So you could just not tell me. And then Frankie sits down and Jared just looks over. He's like, Hey Frankie, how the fucking Islanders. I was like, why is he lashing out? Lashing out at me on the radio. And then Frankie sits down and Jerry just looks over. He's like, hey, Frankie, how are the fucking Islanders? I was like, what? Is he lashing out?

Lashing out at me on the radio when you and I are saying the exact same thing. I just, I don't know. Jerry comes in on a Wednesday and just blows everything up. Anyways, fuck Game of Thrones. Is it Wednesday? Yeah. Wednesday. Oh, okay.

Nice. It's nice. Yeah. Hump day. I'm just tired of it. Well, you only have technically two weeks left of it. Yeah, but then you'll have a lot more. Yeah. Yeah, but then you'll have a lot more bitching coming.

Yeah. Then people will start catching up on it, and there'll be all different kinds of conspiracy theories and things of that nature. Well, and everybody who binge-watched it, along with all the old-school fans, everybody's just not happy right now in general. Hey, I'm looking for Terabith.

Yes. Mm-hmm. I heard you needed someone to call in who's had sex with him. Ask him if he remembers Jim. It was in Wyoming at a truck stop. It was about 9.30. And how was he? He's pretty good.

I mean, you were talking about 100% all the way back. He could do it. What? Oh, Jim, it was a night that I'll never forget. Yeah, you should come by when you're coming back through again. Probably real soon, probably this summer. Just waiting for that weather to warm up in Wyoming. Well, I'll get out my fancy pants.

You know what's funny? Thank you for the call, Jim. Jim has definitely sucked some dick in a truck stop. You think what's funny? Thank you for the call, Jim. Jim has definitely sucked some dick in a truck stop. You think so? I think so. I think that guy's out in Wyoming. I think he's done that before. He presented this little tale of it being you, but I think

that Jim probably has blown or gotten blown in a truck stop in Wyoming. I mean, maybe. I feel like that's... I don't think that's something you just call up and make up. I feel like he was making it up. I think he was making up Jared. Hopefully he was making up Jared. If Jared's just out in Wyoming...

I think that Wyoming is the type of place where your truck is out and you get your dick sucked. I know that I'm so out of shape that when we went on the roof last year, I threw up when we got out there. Yeah, he's just from walking up the steps, right? He's just from walking up the steps, yeah.

He threw up? Yes. It wasn't like he ran up the steps. It was just like you can just walk. And there weren't that many floors. No, I mean, it was like 11 floors. Yeah, it was like 10, 11 floors. That's a lot.

That's not that many floors. Shut up, Casey. It's a lot. You work out. We get it. I'm flexible. I can walk upstairs. If you walked up 11 floors, you would throw up?

No, I wouldn't throw up. Okay. But I would be gassed. Yeah, I mean, it's tiring to walk up 11 floors, you would throw up? No, I wouldn't throw up. But I would be gassed. Yeah, I mean, it's tiring to walk up 11 floors if you don't work out. I'm a big time throw up from cardio. Oh, yeah. If I'm not in shape, it's coming up.

Yeah. That's just, you know, that's the litmus test. For what shape are you? Yeah. Well, you throw up and you walk upstairs. Well, that's where like i would not even exaggerating i was gassed going from like i would take the elevator from the second floor to the third floor like i'll go i'll go from i'll go downstairs like i'm going downstairs that's fine i'll go downstairs to do snapchat and then when i would come upstairs like

erica was like why are you out of breath like because i was downstairs that's not physically possible you walked up like eight total stairs you were out of breath no it's you gotta walk up it's you have to go around twice it wasn't i mean yeah it was up like five stairs and then five stairs it was it's probably 16 steps probably eight and eight oh yeah jared out of breath i mean that's that's even i'm yeah. Jared danced. Out of breath. I mean that's even I'm. How do you not get out of breath when you lift? If you can't even walk up 15, 16 steps. I do. But like

not like I'm going to throw up out of breath. Well, that's sad. Sad for you. It is sad. Going downstairs is fine. Going upstairs is a problem. Well, I think that's a pretty normal thing. Going down is easier. Going down. Liz Gonzalez wants to bring in some champagne.

Why do we have champagne? This is Camille champagne. Is this Sports Illustrated champagne? Is this Camille champagne? Oh, hell yeah. I'll take some Sports Illustrated champagne. Liz bringing gifts. This is the nice thing about this window. People are going to be able to just bring us

gifts. Thank you, Liz. Very sweet. You don't want any more of it? No. Okay. Are you good? It was fun. I saw you guys working hard. Thank you, Liz. You got to watch Wine Walk to know.

Give me a teaser. Talked about obviously about her journey to SI. A little bit about Gronk. Give me a teaser. Give me a little something something. We talked about her journey to SI. A little bit about Gronk. Is he actually retired? Do you want to find out? You gotta watch this. Jared. Tell me off the air.

Thank you for the champagne. Very sweet. It is rosé season. It's rooftop season right now. You're so basic. I know that, but is rosé season. It's also, it's rooftop season right now, which New York needs. You're so basic. I know that, but I mean, everybody loves rooftop season. I love rooftops, but not with other people. I would love to go to a rooftop.

Like if I had my own place that had a rooftop, I would be up there all the time. Am I going to go to a rooftop bar with a bunch of fucking basic bitches that are taking skyline pictures to put on their Instagram story? No. Jared, I'm going to tell you,

we had a barstool rooftop party over the weekend. Yeah, I heard. And it was a lot of fun. I like videoed in, kind of. Me and Hub's Instagram lived each other. It was a lot of fun. I totally understand the rooftop picture thing. It is.

It's an Instagram thing. Been there, done that. Probably going to do it again. I love this rooftop. Look at the view. Isn't it beautiful? Fuck you. As I'm sitting in my shitty apartment watching your excellent view. That's the thing

that sucks. Everyone's like, oh, take away the likes on Instagram because that's what makes everyone depressed. It's like, no, it's when I'm just like sitting in my apartment and then everyone's just like showing how fucking cool their lives are. That's like when I get sad. Well, usually that's a mask, jared usually those people's lives also stink yeah that's why that's a big time unfortunate for me And if it wasn't you, I wouldn't want anybody close to me.

Cause I'm an animal, animal, like animal like you. And I don't want to be somebody without your body close to me. You can never come too close for comfort. Alright, we're back. I'm so in love with this girl Yeah Oh god The things I would do for her to spit on me That was funny

Let's go It's Friday Let's go Alright Kevin, while you were out in the studio Hold on Can you hand me another glass of wine before we do this please? I am about to get so roasted,

so warranted. So deservedly so. I mean, I walked back in from the bathroom and Fights looked at me like disgusted with what just went down. Okay, to be fair,

I've done a lot more disgusting things than what he's about to say, but this one's tough. So we were sitting here in the studio on break. Take your headphones off for a second.

You hear a little noise, right? What's it sound like to you? Shut up. Shut up. A little crackling. A little air. I was going to say like an air vent. Yeah, something like that, right?

Probably. Casey goes, is it raining outside? Mind you, we are on the second floor of a 20-story building. Kevin, I'll be completely honest. She thought it was the pitter-patter of raindrops on the top of the fucking ceiling. I didn't think that I said it out loud. I thought I said it,

and as soon as Fights looked at me, and I was like, oh, no. What have I done? Oh, no. And he was like, oh. Oh, is it rain? There are 40 floors above us. I was like, well, that's unfortunate for me.

We are like the rainforest floor where sometimes the raindrops don't even get through because there's so many leaves. Raindrops would not get through to our floor. Yes, I realize that. Try to defend this, Casey. I can't defend it. I knew how stupid it was. But when I walked out of my Uber today, it looked like it had been raining. What?

I mean, I just told you to not try to defend this. And you're doing it. And you're sounding stupider. No, no, no. And then I looked at my phone and it was supposed to rain around 1 o'clock today. And it was. She's still doing it. So in my, well, no.

I said it was dumb. I shouldn't have said it out loud. But in my brain, I was like, oh, shit. Did it actually start raining? And then I realized there's no way. No, I know. It was dumb for me to say out loud. But it's dumb for you to keep doing this.

I'm going to stop you from making that excuse. It was dumb for you to think. It was dumb for me to think. Whether you said that out loud to the world on radio, it doesn't matter where you said it or thought it in your head. She's just – it was dumb. It was dumb. It was dumb.

It was very dumb. Girls can be so smart and then they can be so stupid. Oh, that was dumb. That's a girl moment. You realize all girls have those, right? Well, and then I asked – You could be like that girl from MIT who invented the black hole picture taker thingy. She probably thought it was raining.

Yeah. She would say something that stupid. So I said, fine, does that air not sound like it could be rain? He was like, yeah, but we're on the second floor. I was like, well, yeah, for the brief second that my mouth opened and my brain came out of my mouth, I forgot we were on the second floor. I forgot. You are so dumb. That was tough.

That was tough. Like I said, today no one can bring me down today. And by the way, just to, like, I'm looking out the window. It's, like, perfectly sunny. Oh, what a beautiful day it is. So, like, even if that were to be a thing, it's perfectly sunny. Hold on a minute. You guys are acting like people that are listening to this are probably like, oh, there's, like,

a window. I cannot see a window from here. Well, I can. I can. It's perfectly sunny. Okay. My bad. It was dumb.

Hand up. Hand up. I was wrong. I thought it sounded like rain. Do you know how long it took you to get here though i said just go there right away when he said when he said defend it i said i know how stupid it was but here is my thought process because i'm being honest you know girls need a a dumb lawyer like a stupid lawyer like a lawyer to be like no talking you know like i'd actually well people need those it's like how we started the show with Dave. Yeah. I bet that was stupid.

Right. Just don't even. I started that. It's like when I was dating that girl who told me she could smell the crab from the shore. Yeah. Okay. I would never say something like that. I mean, you just said that it was raining inside.

I asked if it was raining. I said, is it raining outside? Entirely possible that you would think. You asked it very inquisitively I said, is it raining outside? Entirely possible that you would think that. You asked it very inquisitively. Oh, is it raining? Again, I didn't think it came out of my mouth. I'm just fascinated by this. When you do this... You act like I do this

all the time. No, but you definitely have had this happen more than once. When you do these things, as a girl, are you like, fuck, I did it. I did the girl thing. Yes, because as soon as I realized that there was something audibly coming out of my mouth and I saw Fights' face, I was like, shit, I really wish that wouldn't happen. It was like, let's take that one back. It's like, okay.

I heard that and it was like I walked out of my bathroom and saw a small Mexican cleaning lady. I was just like, face just dropped. What is going on? Like, normally when John looks at me like that, like, face just dropped on you. What is going on? Normally, when John looks at me like that, it's unwarranted. He's been doing that recently, especially if I do beat him in the middle finger game. For the rest of the day, he just looks at me like I'm the dumbest person alive, but he's just mad that I beat him that day. That was warranted.

I look at you with disdain. You look at me with every negative way you look at somebody, you look at me. I have a face that I swear I'm like a faceless man Where it just morphs And you just see how Well that's maybe why You have the doppelgangers Like it's in the eye

Of the beholder Where it's just like No I know how Like I think yesterday I got a tweet Where it was like Dude just saw you Walking down 32nd street

You look so fucking hungover Like I didn't have A drop of alcohol last night I feel great Yeah I'm in a good mood today Yeah I get that all the time Oh you're so tired Got about A full eight or nine hours Last night I feel great. Yeah, I'm in a good mood today. Yeah, I get that all the time. Oh, you're so tired.

Got about a full eight or nine hours. This is just my face. This is who I am. This is me. Shut up. Yeah, shut up. Just shut up. Just shut up. Shut up, Richard.

Let's rattle through some of these topics. Let's start with yesterday was the anniversary of the Will Smith dad scene, the greatest scene in the history of recorded acting. Don't you fucking slander. I mean, I didn't see it. I'm sure it would have been. I don't know if I've ever actually seen it. I've seen the picture a million times.

I didn't watch Fresh Prince like I watched Game of Thrones. I saw episodes when they replayed on TBS or something like that. Could you tell me anything about that scene? No. Like a quote from it? No. Oh, I'm not. No, that's not Why Don't You Want Me, man.

That's a different one, right? So, no, I can't tell you a quote from it. No, it is that one. It is that one. Yeah. Oh, I'm thinking of him standing alone. Like, Why Don't You Want Me, man? I'm thinking of him standing alone in the empty living room.

No, that was just like the final episode. Okay. Why Don't You Want Me, man? Learned to shoot a pretty good jump shot without him, too. None of that. You got nothing. I just know Why Don't You Want Me, man. Ied to shoot a pretty good jump shot without him, too. None of that. You got nothing. I just know why don't he want me. I use that meme sometimes.

Did you watch Fresh Prince? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Used to. Fresh Prince. You know that scene? I got it right here if you want to hear it.

Fucking drop it. It's the greatest acting of all time. I'm sorry, Will. You know what? Actually, this works out better for me. You know, the slimmies of summer come to class wearing next to nothing. You know what I'm sorry, Will. You know what? Actually, this works out better for me. You know, the slimmies of summer come to class wearing next to nothing. You know what I'm saying? Will, it's all right to be angry. Hey, why should I be mad?

I'm saying, at least he said goodbye this time. I just wish I hadn't wasted my money buying this stupid present. I'm sorry. You know, if there was something that I could do... Hey, you know what? You ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, ain't like I'm still five years know, if there was something that I... Hey, you know what? You ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting up every night asking my mom, when's daddy coming home, you know?

Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? Hey, I got pretty damn good at it, too, didn't I, Uncle Phil? Yeah, you did. Got through my first day without him, right? I learned how to drive. I learned how to shave.

I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him. He never even sent me a damn car. I ain't need him then and I don't need him now. Well, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him. I'm gonna get a great job without him. I'm going to get a great job without him. I'm going to marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm going to have me a whole bunch of kids. I'm going to be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that because ain't a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids. It's the greatest. Is he supposed to be 14 in the show?

Yeah, I was just doing the math in my head. I was like, wait a second. Is he 15 years old? I mean, he's in high school, right? Yeah, but he's doing the math in my head. I was like, wait a second. Was he 15 years old? I mean, he's in high school, right? Yeah, but he's not supposed to be. But I think he left at like four, let's say. That would make sense. That would make more sense. It better be that.

If Will Smith is supposed to be 15 years old in the Fresh Prince. But he's in high school. That's what stuck out to me about that scene. I was like, what's all I can think about once he said 14? I did the same thing. I was like, wait a second i was like wait a second but when you hear that you can picture the whole scene oh absolutely yeah like i just say it's so sad it's the best i don't think i think that's the first i've ever heard it uh i don't i suddenly i've seen it i mean it's because you're racist john it's because you grew up racist fun fact i grew up racist fun fact zah you'll like

this you'll like this this is a i like to tell Zah fun facts that he just never knows about me. Hit me. Will Smith was my first ever crush. What? Yeah. Why did you announce that to Zah? Because Zah – That was racist.

No, it wasn't. I'm going to tell the black guy that I had a crush on a black guy. No, not at all. I just have this picture of what Casey's meant to be, and she's just the complete opposite. That's what I'm saying. Every time I say something that is not the most basic Catholic school white girl thing, he's like, what? I'm like, that's why I knew you would appreciate that.

You know I didn't do that. For example, Casey is not meant to like Lil Wayne, but she loves him. Yeah, Will Smith was my first ever impression. I would argue Lil Wayne's fan base is very largely white Catholic. But I liked him when he was with the Hot Boys. I had to hide it from my parents. She was early. She was early when Lil Wayne was shooting himself and a child. Oh, but I liked him when he was with the hot boys. I had to hide it from my parents. She was early. She was early when Lil Wayne was, like, shooting himself in, like, a child.

Oh, yeah. And my parents, like, I had to, like, hide it from them. I mean, I don't know if I've told you this, but I used to drive around at 16 with a red bandana around my rearview mirror because I was, like, I thought that I might be, like, a Lil Wayne blood fan. Which is ridiculous. It was ridiculous. It's the dumbest thing of all time. Poor Casey's dad. The dumbest thing. Like I'm not proud of that but that's like when

Zaw started finding these things out about me I was like Zaw don't you worry. Throughout our time together I will start dropping things in that you will not think I'm a basic white girl who just listens to the Chase Motors. I don't think I'm going to be able to deal with Shay like doing that. It is so different now though with the internet. Did you see Skyman Pelt's video last night?

No, what was it? SPV's the best, man. It was one big thing and it was like a father's love for his daughter or something like that. Oh, I won't be able to watch that. Yeah, I cried. I will fucking weep if I watch that.

Why? Is it just him and his daughter? Like you're talking about his daughter? Yeah, it's just like it was her sixth birthday so he just talked about how... Fuck that. Fuck that.

Scott, love you, bro. I will never watch that. You should watch it. It's really good. I mean, I will probably watch that when I am absolutely alone by myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not telling you to go to the desk. I will be a puddle.

He's basically like – he's like the old wives tales made them think they were having a boy. And they were like – at the old show, they're like, do you see it? He's like, I was looking for it. And he meant his dick. And then they told us it's a girl and i was like i went home and i googled how to raise a girl because i thought if it was a boy i just i'd give him teach him how to throw a four-seat fastball hand him a beer and so you'll figure out the rest yeah and uh which is that's like what chad daniels said in that

his stand-up where it was like uh drive safe don't rape yeah yeah that's all your boy yeah um but the Uh he's just talking about like how he's like he's like Everyone pray for a daughter yeah yeah yeah it's very Good um nope nope nope nope Not doing it will not be doing it I couldn't I couldn't Even handle I love you 3000 and Avengers Yeah I couldn't even couldn't even

Hear that I mean I love you 3000 That was that got me crying I couldn't Handle it in the theater So Robert Downey Jr. and his daughter in the movie, their phrase to each other is, I love you 3,000. I couldn't handle it when I watched it, then I couldn't handle it when I found out it was true. Somebody just told me that Robert Downey Jr.

says that in real life to his daughter, and I was like, oh, goddamn. Oh, that's cute. Do you and Shay have your own sayings yet like that? Because my dad, my sister, and I still like to this day have like our sayings that we do. I mean,

we have a lot of songs. We have a lot of songs that we sing. Yo, by the way, fucking Snoozy Susie was stuck in my head like yesterday.

Snoozy Susie is an international banger. I was singing it within Marco Bersh's voice. Have you ever put that out by the way? I haven't. I gotta.

I mean, oh fuck. Did we like, did recordings from the old place get, like, brought over? It's got to be, like, in Dropbox, right? Yeah. I mean, I think I have the video. But that's, like, a phone video.

I have a recording of it, like, where the audio is perfect. Maybe they just lit it all on fire. I mean, it's entirely possible in this place. I got to put that out. That'll be the summer banger. That'll be the song of the summer, Snoozy Susie. I got a lot of songs, got a lot of nicknames. Don't have like a saying per se, though.

Get the chalkboard. What? No, I don't, it doesn't even have to be like a saying. We have our own little like inside thing. I'm 30, my sister's 27, and like we'll still, like when we go home for Christmas and stuff, like we'll still be able to do our little language we have with my dad.

Your poor dad. I mean, come on. We turned out alright. My sister definitely turned out alright. What does your sister do? She works with very highly functioning autistic kids in a non-profit. Jesus, you are the black sheep. You work with me.

I thought you worked with autistic kids too. We are highly functioning autistic kids. My mom even texted me last summer when I went on Yacht Week. And obviously, my parents, like my dad understood the Barstool move because he's like way better at the internet. My mom cannot do anything. So she was like so happy every night that they had NBC Sports Boston so they could sit down and watch it. I'm like, I'm actually going to go to this company that you will never be able to see. My mom texted me when I got home from Yacht Week

and was like, hey, just so you know, one of our daughters was out on Yacht Week doing God knows what and is now going back to Bristol. And my sister was in Africa for a month and a half working at orphanages. And I was like, I know. But I own it though.

I own it. I mean, let's call it spade to spade your sister is an overachieving asshole no see that's the thing come on that's a try hard move no you know what's even

go to Africa to build orphanages you know what's even worse come on you know what's even worse what is that she also like loves to party

and will never talk about it so it's not like she's like I went to Africa she actually does it because she's a good person and then she'll go out like I took her to LPR when she came

and like she was just having this great time and my guy friends were with her. This is a girl that went to Africa? I was like, yeah, she'll never. She's just the full package. She is the best human on the planet and I work at Barstool Sports with you. Where'd she go? Where'd she go?

She went to Kenya and she went to I think she spent most of her time in Kenya but she went to Nairobi. She went like all over the place. How are the relief efforts going, Zaha? Oh, great. Actually, we raised 18, I've got the figure right here. I think it's $18,100 and we're donating it to

High Life Foundation which is run by a media company, Zimbabwe's biggest media company, Econet. No political ties which was very important to me and yeah I spoke to the

spoke to the lady extensively in general that's awesome man I mean it's gonna take a while man yeah I mean that's what's fucked

is a lot of these like in Haiti and the tsunami a long time ago is that like everyone is all about it for like the first week and then

you know it takes I don't know even Puerto Rico is Puerto Rico still fucked up right yeah yeah yeah and that's Puerto you know it's not that

far from home and shit I feel like people that's why Alex Coro was like I'm not going to the White House not to Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's Puerto Rico. It's not that far from home and shit. I feel like people are. That's why Alex Coro was like, I'm not going to the White House. Not to turn it into that, but that's what he said. He was like, we're still struggling down there. And that's, you know, I'm sure it's a lot harder to mobilize and organize and all that shit. Oh, yeah. But I should be.

I'm going down in a week. Actually, in a week. I fly down next week, first time in three years. So I'm going to go check it out. Yep. You're all good with your visa and shit though and I don't want you getting stuck.

So that's what we're still trying to figure that out on this and bobbing it. unless you know you're gonna get back in. That for sure. That is for sure.

I need somebody playing my music, you know? I mean, Zah has to be here. Zah has to be here. Zah is one of the greatest additions

to this place and to the world to my life ever. Same. It's true. It's true. I think when Nate did his top 126 moments, I know you were on there.

It should have been higher. If it was anything less than one, the moment when you burst in and hopped up on the table and just chewed out Smitty. I mean, I can't think of a better moment. I mean, that picture's iconic. Fun fact, you know, I've never actually gone back to watch that ever again. Really?

Oh, yeah, I've never seen that. I haven't watched it. We should film you watch that. No, I can't. I hate watching that. I mean, I'm with you on that. No, I'm with you on that, but that's why we're going to make you watch it. But you still feel, like, warranted for doing it. Yeah, yeah.

Did you ever, like, clear the air with Smitty? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did you ever like clear the air with Smitty? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's immediately after that. Well, what was funny is people don't – some people still don't get when – some people still can't tell when it's an act and when it's not. And I think people were like railing on Smitty. It was like – I mean it was a joke. It's like everything.

Kind of an act, kind of not. Yeah, yeah. Like every action you make, whether it was a joke. It's like everything. Kind of an act, kind of not. Yeah, yeah. Every action you make, whether it's a camera on or not, is like kind of an act, but kind of not. The way that you unfolded the chair

to step up was like, bow! So good. I was wearing my jeans that had no give, so I needed that chair. There was no way I could have hit one of those.

So have you not even seen the Curb Your Enthusiasm? Nope. Oh, that's. Nope. I mean, you remember how that all unfolded. Like you had called a week earlier. Yep.

And I was like. You didn't believe. Actually, you didn't believe. The only one that believed me that day that was on radio was Coley. Right. He was the only one. If it wasn't for him. Well, no.

Once I saw your Twitter, I was like, oh, shit. This is. You're standing in front of Hudson. But I remember saying, I was like, you better be careful. You're going to fuck around and get a job offer here. Oh, yeah. And it took one trip. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.

What do you think you would be doing if you weren't here? I'd be working in finance. Yeah. That's where my academic training is. It's probably back. Would you be, yeah, where though, physically? So definitely not the United States because of the tough immigration system. I probably would have made it to Canada somehow, some way.

So either there or Zimbabwe back home. Wild. One of the two. I mean, everybody I feel like who ends up at Barstool kind of has a like, where would I be moment? But yours is probably the most drastic. Yeah, sure. For sure. I think it's accurate.

Probably by far. Yeah. The fact, I mean, I think everybody else accurate. Probably by far. Yeah. I think everybody else would be in America. Trent would be stuck in Iowa. Oh, yeah, definitely everybody would be in America at least. Trent would be still a security guard. Coley. Coley is a pretty drastic one, I think.

Pretty drastic difference. Yeah. I think everyone's pretty drastic difference. I have no fucking idea. You would work with, I think everyone's pretty drastic difference. What do you think you'd be doing? I have no fucking idea. You would work with your dad, right? Probably, yeah. I feel like, I mean, Zod's obviously the most drastic.

I feel like mine would be the least drastic. You'd be like, oh, I mean, you were already doing it elsewhere. Like, maybe Jared. I mean, I guess Jared started with Barstool, but I feel like people who were already in media would be the least drastic, like the most boring. I wonder what Keith would do I know he would have gone to grad

school he was in grad school and then he dropped out you know it's wild to think it's like Robbie would be in college yeah that used to worry me that used to worry me when nobody was going to college I really think you guys should get a degree and now I'm like fuck that the fact that Bob would be like strapped

with like $150,000 of debt. But not even just like moving forward. He's just fucking calling Dana White on Tuesday nights. Bob, he's at Dana White. Like 10 times. My mom's basement. My mom's basement has like eight episodes and like four of them are Dana White. I guess Dana White has a very

very small list of media he will do. And Bob's like top of that list. You know how people say at Barstool like nobody feels like there's really that big very small list of media he will do. And Bob's like top of the list. He's a smart guy. You know how people say at Barstool, nobody feels like there's really that big of an age gap? If you think about, Bob Fox is running around and he's our peer. If he was in college,

he'd be a sophomore in college. If you were out at a bar and you're like, this guy's a sophomore in college, we're not hanging out with him. But you don't feel that way because he's- I always say that about Rhea. Rhea, 21 years old. My little sister is three years old, two years old in Rhea.

And I think of her as like an infant. I think of Rhea, I'll go to Rhea for advice. Like I think of Rhea as like a grizzled veteran of life that could like give me advice on things. It's crazy. It's the Barstool difference. They grew up real fucking fast. I feel like it's either sink or swim when you're that age. Everybody seems to have swum though Swimmed? Swammed?

Swimmed? Swummed Swimmies Alright that's it for us Speaking of Rhea and Fran are up next Chicks in the office will take you through to 4 o'clock Barstool Radio after that High Haters to take you into the weekend We'll see you guys on Monday

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