KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Bye Bye Mickey, Johnny Carrabis, and the Worst of Instagram

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

Best of CCK on Barstool radio. Would Jared's twin be hotter than him. Should we get paid everyday? Let's add a 13th month to the calendar. The Riggs/Ryan Whitney situation is discussed thoroughly. Mickey Callaway gets fired. What are the worst instagram posts of all time?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. We're back. We're back. So, this sounds ridiculous. What are you, final answer. Are you going to spite fuck Jared's fictional twin brother

who looks exactly like him, isn't into sports, but is into music, not famous in music, but hangs out with John Mayer, knows the Chainsmokers through a friend, plays the piano and the guitar,

has a great dick, and is six feet tall. Like, it looks like he's smuggling, like, a stick of pepperoni in his skinny jeans. Let's say he's six foot like me, meaning he looks 6'1", but he's technically six feet. Mikey said I look tall today. That was cool. So you're, like, 5'9 today, then. I'm 5'10. You know what?

Probably not. Wow. No. Wow. No. How do you throw like 6'3, 6'4 on there maybe? So that's what it comes down to. The height. Not the dick. Not the looks. No, it comes down to having to deal with Jared afterwards.

And having to do this radio show every day. One last bit to the hypothetical. What if you fell in love with a Jared Karabas twin? So if thereby meaning he's the polar opposite. He's not moody. One last bit to the hypothetical. What if you fell in love with Jared Karabas twin? Yeah. So if thereby meaning he's the polar opposite, he's not moody. He's none of the things that Jared is that you don't like.

Let's say he's your dream man. He's just everything that you wanted Jared to be, but never could be because I'm a dickhead. But love, I mean, love. Yeah. Well,

no, probably not. Cause I still have to deal with Jared. Fair. Like coming to work. You are terrible. Yeah. Coming to work.

You just ruined this love. Wow. Love of a generation. Every day, knowing that I would have to deal with hateful, spiteful Jared because I fell in love with his identical twin brother. It doesn't sound fun to me. Be honest. What if I supported it though? Oh, then yeah. It doesn't sound fun to me. Be honest.

What if I supported it though? Oh, then yeah. Yeah. If I was like, well, if you guys are going to date, that's different than like, oh,

you just fucked them because you want to make me mad. If you guys honestly, I've lost track of all the things in this hypothetical. Let's just say, let's just blanket the answer with no. I feel like that's just a safe answer. I think that she would, I think Casey would hypothetically date my twin brother

if he didn't suck like I do. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think it would have to be a few things differently, not just that. But yeah, just overall, you not sucking? Yeah. That would be a good first step.

Neil, what do you got on Casey and Jared? Well, I think the reason why y'all are bringing up this And talking about all this Is because all y'all like Casey And want to fuck her And you're just seeing how good your chances are Wait he said Jared wants to fuck Casey He said all of you

So how would my chances be increased By a hypothetical About an identical twin to Jared Because you wouldn't be asking this in the first place if you weren't interested. Why? What would my interest in Casey have to do with me wanting to know how bad she would fuck over Jared?

Yeah. That's the whole point of the hypothetical. How much do you truly hate Jared? Well, that's just how you're bringing it up because y'all just really want to get in her pants. You know what I think, Neil? I think really want to get in her pants. You know what I think, Neil? I think you want to get in her pants. Yeah. I think to pick up the phone and call

a radio show talking about it, I think you're the one who wants to get in there. I think you wish you looked like a Jared Karabas twin who knew John Mayer and the Chainsmokers. That's what I think. Yeah, I'd have no problems being the twin. Neil, hold on the line Casey will take down your number

You guys can date, okay? You guys can date Thanks for the call, man Eric from Philly's on the line Talking about the Nats and the Brew Crew What's up, Eric? This is actually Johnny Karabas on the phone What's up, man?

What's up, bro? How you been? Well, hey, Jared, what's up, man? You haven't been in Saugus lately Calhoun's been missing you I know, buddy I can't wait for Thanksgiving It's right around the cornergiving it's right around the corner you gotta let the dogs out you gotta let those dogs out in all seriousness so i think jared stalker is the uh

the uh peanut noire girl from kevin the night. The fat pig. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. And then I was calling actually earlier about your, I don't know if you're talking about this or not, but the national celebration last night, I know total 360, they were celebrating like they won the goddamn World Series. Yeah.

I think we need to, do we want to talk about that? Yeah, the world is still in a funny spot. Thanks for the call, Eric. The wild card situation is a weird one. That was Johnny Krabus. I'll see you at Thanksgiving, right? There's going to be social media handles of Johnny Krabus.

In no time. No doubt. So people didn't have a problem when there was one wild card, right? If you were celebrating. So we just got used to that that it's not the celebration the it was the one factor that separated this celebration from all the other ones family on the field i think that's what it was like i have no problem with champagne and all that yeah like so one of the things that i'll never care enough to openly complain about, like, to, like, throw a tweet out there or bring it up on radio. But you see it and you go, oh.

No, not even that. Like, when they clinch a spot to get into the wild card game. Yeah, I agree with that. Like, when you pop off for that. Then it's like you're going to, you're going to have to do two champagne celebrations in, like, a week. Yeah. That's too much. Yeah, you've clinched a chance to make the division

series i would hold my i would hold my celebration i mean i was gonna say on the one hand like technically you made the playoffs after 162 that deserves to be like you have a moment of like we win that one game like focus on that one yeah and then i think if you win that game even though it's just one just to get in i think that that in order to win that game, you treat that like a game seven. You've got Steven Strasburg coming out in relief. You've got the manager who's like, we're pulling out all the stops. It's all hands on deck. You pour your heart and soul into that as if it's a game seven of a long series.

Like you wouldn't celebrate in the middle of a series. Right, right. This is like the culmination of something that was short-lived. It was only one and done. But the amount of energy and emotion you probably pour into that game, there's probably such a feeling of relief that I do think you should, but only if you didn't just celebrate a week ago for clinching it. Right.

Because then two in one shot is too much. The family on the field and the picture. I understand taking the team picture or whatever, but with the family on the field and with everything else, it just seemed like a lot. One of those things maybe wouldn't have been as big of a deal because it was just kind of the whole thing. And let's be honest, the Nationals took advantage of the Brewers' fuck-ups. It's not like the Nationals went out there and just deserved to win that baseball. But all right. The way that I look at it is like, if you're, I,

I personally wouldn't celebrate getting into the wildcard game, celebrate all you want for winning the wildcard game. Uh, like the red Sox last year, they clinched a playoff spot and like, they celebrated just like they won like a game in, in June because they knew like, we want to like,

we'll celebrate when we would clinch the division. Now, I think if you're like, I don't know the rays or the A's or I don't know one of these teams, that's kind of like against all odds, not a big payroll and don't necessarily have higher still like you're playing for a chance to play in the division series. Like,

and if you win that game, that's huge. Like you're now you're in. Yeah. But like to get into the chance to get in, it's like, yeah, like save the flip side.

The other side of that argument is like you're basically you're basically celebrating like 162 game like journey that you and your teammates went on and that i'm okay with but you're like clenching about this it's like when you talk about the red sox like they knew the whole season that they were going to be in the postseason right like it was like yeah we know they didn't know they didn't know if they were going to win the division well right but they knew that they were going to be in the postseason so clenching to be in the postseason it's like okay fine we've known that yeah take the brewers this year they lose christian yelich and then they win 15 games yeah then they can i think celebrating then because it's like holy shit at one point they had like

eight percent chance in the postseason i kind of see why they would want to celebrate with that i look at getting into uh the wild card game similarly to winning game six to force game seven it's like yeah it's big it's like let's fucking get amped up after the game like champagne is a little bit much when you're just you're playing for a chance to get into the divisions but what if you like even if you go i understand like what you're saying yeah like get amped like it's different at some point it's a different kind of celebration when you get into the wild card game it's like hey we have a chance to play during a time where not a lot of other teams are playing but let's win that game and then we can pop some bottles because we're going to the

division series yeah i in the past i think i would have agreed with you but i really honestly think that if you don't think you're going to make the playoffs like if the mets like there was a while the mets were going to be in that second wild card spot and there was like three or four teams going there and then they finally push it after they weren't even 500 for most of the year. I can totally understand why they would want to pop champagne. I think there are different circumstances. Like I was saying with like a team like the A's or the Rays or someone scrapping a team like the Mets, who was like last in the National League, who stormed back, I think have and

almost like no one's going to expect if the Mets made it, no one would expect them to win the World Series. It's like this is their this is their accomplishment for this season. Yeah. Next season, there's going to be some different expectations and different standards. And then things change. And for a team like the Yankees, like this season making, it's not a big deal. They should hold off.

So I think I think it's kind of a case by case in a sense, in some ways. I'm telling you that if I was on a team that did not look like it was going to make the postseason at all and had everything stack up against them and then they made it i would want to celebrate that too and i wouldn't have maybe i think it's a different kind of celebration like i just think it's how do you what do you do i mean you can have like you're like the uh kevin cash manager of the rays you know they they clinched the the postseason spot to get into the wild card game and then he has like the speech in the locker room and like, that's, it's different.

Like there's like, there's a rally around it. Guys are like hugging each other. Like that's a different kind of celebration, but I would save like, let's fucking pop bottles and like soak this clubhouse because we have, we have one game before we can actually get into the division series. So like,

it's different in the sense where you would celebrate it and it wouldn't be the same celebration as just winning like a regular game in june but like bottles is for like winning a postseason series yeah i think that it sounds all silly and shit but like they're yeah that would probably avoid some unnecessary like questions division champs wildcard champs bottles like i know wildcard participant bottles yeah i don't know't know. I'm not doing that. Unless you just had zero... If you thought all the way through September that there was no way you were going to make it into that wildcard spot, and then you do, you wouldn't

celebrate. No, I would celebrate. I just wouldn't do champagne. Yeah, champagne is like... Play some music in the clubhouse. It would be different. You would make a scene, just not the scene that they make. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you wear a scene, just not the scene that they make. Would you wear a shirt?

If they printed up... Not if I was Pete Alonzo, I wouldn't. What, because you'd just rip shirts off of me? Yeah. I'm so mad. Exactly what I was talking about yesterday. Do you want the team to win that beat your team and shit? To see that the Brewers just went out there and fucking

handed the game away. Especially when the error was in right field and that would have been Christianers just went out there and fucking handed the game away. Especially when the error was in right field and that would have been Christian Yelich out there. And now it's tough. It's tough. It is tough. What a weird error. Like,

it's just a weird, you know, like a ground ball that gets through is one thing. Like a, like a, but that was like a line drive ground ball in the outfield that like it, you know, it was two outs.

They're running on the pitch. So it definitely scores to crowd going nuts. He a rookie not scoring that third it's different it's different but the other thing too did he say anything did it like was a funny spin or did he just like he just no he just said like you know that's not my first error like i'm gonna make another error like it's just that's baseball um but the nationals have never won a post-season series before. So like family out on the field, whatever. And like I, me personally,

if I'm a manager of that team, I'm not having the family out on the field. Like that's like, Hey, we won the fucking world series. Yeah. Like I can't remember another time where there's been family out on the field for winning a wildcard game.

Like definitely go nuts. Like bottles, like pig piled the team picture. Like I have no problem with the team picture. You almost wonder if that's like one family went rogue and then like the other family, we're doing it too. And all of a sudden it was like,

what the fuck? Maybe. Yeah. But like that was, I can't imagine the team was like, if we win and everybody's families get to come out here, I feel like somebody just made that decision. And then it was like,

you know, can't, can't, can't stop it. The first playoff victory in franchise. Well, I'm not can't stop that one. But it's also the first playoff victory in franchise history. Well, I'm not even giving them that yet. Yeah, because they didn't win a series. That wasn't a fucking game.

But it technically is, though. Yeah, it's the first time that they've advanced. Because I kind of rolled my eyes, too. Like, I was watching LB Network last night, and they were like, and the Washington Nationals win a postseason series for the first time in franchise history. I was like, that's not a series.

No, it's not. I mean, it's literally not a series. Yeah, by definition. You want to say they advance to another round, I guess, and play that game? Yeah. I'm telling you, for the first time in franchise history, the Washington Nationals have advanced in the postseason. That's accurate. Completely different, obviously professional in college.

But the four teams that have to play to get into the tournament in March. Yeah. I hate when they call that the first round and say they won a game and all that shit. Yeah. Cause I guess they're never going into a series, but like they did advance. Yeah.

I mean, on a technicality, if the Mets did that, I would not say that they want to post season series. I don't even think I would say they advanced. I would say they made it to the divisional series. By definition, not a series.

And when they lost in the play-in game in 2016, I'm hesitant to even say they made the playoffs that year. People are like, oh, they made the playoffs back-to-back years. And they made the wild card. Yeah, you make the wild card. You're a wild card participant. There's no banner for that. There's no t-shirt for that. There's nothing. And so now the Nationals are the

2019 wild card participant. The winner. No, you mean like when they're going into the wildcard game? Like the Brewers will not have like a reflective t-shirt about it. Well, no, but they have the one to get into it, though. Like it says, let's get wild or whatever. The players, I don't know. In my mind, if there was only one wildcard, the Nationals would celebrate that, right?

For sure. A hundred percent. So when you win that game, that's's as if you like in the old days yeah you're in you clinched and then you bought bottles but until that's why they did that's why you know you add the second wild card team because back then like if you win the wild card there's really no difference from winning the division that's why the yankees and red sox were like you can have it no you have it yeah who cares who gives a fuck yeah the red sox won the wild card in 2003 they actually benefited from it one time, didn't they?

They had a better matchup as far as they were concerned. Yeah, yeah. It was like, oh, we lost. Yeah, we get the fucking Angels again. They suck. Right, right. We beat the Angels every year. I feel like that was almost like the catalyst to that specific scenario where the Yankees

and Red Sox was like, the loser, the winner had to go across the country. What the fuck is the point of this? So the Red Sox, like they celebrated, I was there in 2003. It was at Fenway. They won the wild card. They gave David Ortiz the fucking mic in like the,

in the middle of the field. And he's like going crazy. They're spraying bottles on the fans and shit. Different time. Yeah. It's just a different, it also meant more back then because there was no wild card game.

Yeah. Right. Right. But also, I mean, for the franchise, I think it meant something. I think it's all,

but I think like getting bent out of shape about it one way or the other it's like i think that the second wildcard is still new enough in our world and that's why i do think that like i think that even gms need to adjust i was saying at the trade deadline it's like what year will you say yeah technically we're in it but not really because you know we got like nine teams to leapfrog so let's not like let's not keep Madison Bumgarner or whatever it may be. So I think everybody just needs to pause on wildcard takes because it really is still too new to figure shit out. And it is very subjective. It goes back to, it just depends on your situation,

your scenario the entire year and the way you play. It's like the Yankees celebrating, they fucking know they're going to be in the postseason. And people that complained about the celebrating last night all got ratioed like the majority is like just fucking like let them celebrate let them have fun and i don't care like it doesn't it didn't bother me when it was like juan soto's dad ran out on the field and like give him like a uh like a rear naked choke yeah just brought him to the ground it's like that's cool. That's a viral moment.

Whatever. I just know that I've never seen it before. I've never seen family out on the field for winning the wild card before. But did it bother me? No. When I saw it, did I feel compelled to tweet about it? No. Well, I think celebration Twitter in general is a funny thing where it's like

the pendulum goes all different directions for me. Where it's like, do I think you're kind of a wet blanket and a hard-o for complaining about the way someone celebrates yes do i think that we can't even have like a discussion about it where people have to be like who fucking cares well no because i do think there's something worth debating here like is it really worth celebrating or not so and we just had the discussion it's like what it boils down to i also know like if i if i personally was in a situation i would want to celebrate it's like just like i would want to pimp home runs all the time like that personally is me when peter lonzo got his 53rd home run they like played the natural music and he put his hands up to the

crowd did a curtain call and in the moment i remember thinking like this is a little bit much and this is going to be one of these things where they people say like oh what a met's moment like celebrating this like it's a World Series and then like they compared it to the way Aaron Judge did it and Aaron Judge's was so fucking boring and wet blanket that I was like well what's worse here

like yeah I don't think it's cool that Aaron Judge was fucking boring in that moment and I don't think it's the end of the world that Pete Alonzo was a little bit like probably over the top with what he did and i think most of the people that make fun of stuff like that if you put them like on a lie detector test or truth serum and you put them in pete alonso's situation they would act the way pete alonso did yeah and both instances just speaks to those specific players personality right one's boring and one's not correct i mean

we you know i'll fucking celebrate here well they were they're throwing the apple around catching it with the fucking uh fork right and people are like that was awesome that's what i'm celebrating like crazy what if you're a rookie who breaks a fucking record or your team who plays for 163 games to get in like and you won your first obviously win a series but they still won their first ever technically post-season game yeah fuck the Nats though. Yeah. Oh yeah. I just know,

I just know that if I were a player, if I were a player and the Brewers lost, like the Brewers lost that game. If I were a player, I would feel weird popping champagne for getting into the wildcard game. I'd be like, you know what? Like,

I don't even, I don't want to hang out. Like we got a fucking game seven in like a day. 1000%. Like I need to focus on that. I'm not trying to smash beers and champagne and get all fucked up when I got to be at peak physical performance in a couple days because it's do or die.

Isn't it also though, and I've never been in a situation like that, but a lot of those guys are probably not just getting shit-faced on it. They're just spraying it all over each other. Oh no, they get shit-faced. They party? Oh yeah. Even for this? No, they get shit-faced. They party? Oh, yeah. Even for this?

No, they get shit-faced. For the wild card? Yes. When they have to play in the wild card game? Cigars, yeah. The whole thing. Yes. I guess that's all.

You also remember that it's like they're humans who are like, Yeah, what do you want to do? You're going to put a tub of champagne and beers in front of them? They're just going to be like, let's just spray it. What if they have- Let's just spray it. No, no, no. It's a lot.

I mean, yes, but even when you spray champagne in general, it's going to go everywhere, but I would probably venture to say the entire roster is just not getting absolutely shit-faced, especially if they have to play a day game the next day. I mean, that's when they put... Have you ever

looked at a lineup the day after a fucking champagne celebration? Kevin could be in the fucking lineup for the Mets the next day after a fucking champagne celebration, like Kevin could be in the fucking lineup for the Mets the next day after a champagne celebration. That's different between when you have to play in, you know, what? A matter of a few days for a playoff game.

But, I mean, that's just a notorious baseball thing, where the lineup the day after a champagne celebration is the biggest joke of all time. It's like, it's guys that you didn't even realize were on the team. I'm even realize. Not everybody is getting, I'm, I'm sure there are people that are getting absolutely shit faced, but there is also the point to the champagne celebration is you'll see a

lot of them just spraying it, not taking it to the dome. What about banners, bro? Jimmy from Staten Island talking about the, I think Tampa has like a wild card. I think, I think do the Mets have one from 2016,

Jimmy? Yes, they do. Yeah, that's terrible. Hilariously embarrassing. Yeah, that's terrible. Like that, that. I don't think you should have a banner for anything other than a World Series and a pennant.

I wouldn't even put like a, I don't care if you win the Division Series. I think banners are reserved for like, you know, the league and the championship and that's it. I'm like irked out by the whole celebrating the one game thing. You could celebrate for 162, obviously, but, you know, I don't know. For one game, you're going to celebrate again, like you said, like not even a week later. So you say you get one champagne celebration.

You can either use it, like, on September 31st or whatever it is when you get into the wild card game. Or use it for after you beat the wild card team, but you can't do two. You can't do two. I think that would be a good compromise. You spend your whole season, you know? You get one champagne celebration. You can use it now or you can use it four days from now if you win that game.

Now you run the risk of losing and you never get to do champagne at all. Yeah. But you get one. But I also think, and like he just said, it's 162 games into that. Like, you made it past the regular season. Yeah, it's a long fuck. But, like, one game. Like, I would choose the getting into the wild card before, after the wild card.

I would celebrate to clinch, not to win the wild card game. But then it's like, when did you clinch? You just clinched in game 163? I don't know. You know, it goes around and around and around. You're not in the playoffs until you play in the division series. It almost makes it feel like, okay, so you're popping champagne. You think you've accomplished more than the Astros have right now?

No. You're doing enough just to get onto the level that they waltzed into. Correct. But they waltzed into it, so it wasn't a surprise that they made it in. Like right now, the Astros just absolutely ransacked the entire league all year long.

And by the time the wild card winner gets into a match, like if the A's end up playing the Astros in the division series, they will have more champagne celebrations than the Astros by that point. Right, which is just stupid. What are we doing here? Well, and that's the difference between a team who's going for

the World Series and a team that's just happy to be there. Alright. When we come back, I don't know, we'll come up with some more weird hypotheticals for Casey to have sex with. I like the call that's on the line right now just says wild card and

hypothetical twin. I need to know where this is going. Let's argue about popping champagne. Would you hypothetically have sex with my twin at the wild card? Here's a question. Would you have sex with that dude who blew the game last night? Yeah. Right now. Would you have sex with Marcus, what's his name? The Brewers right fielder. We'll be back after the break. Listen, it's 2019. Bush is out. Get on your Manscaped game right now.

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Totally out of hand. It's gotten completely out of hand. I think that was kind of like an immediate thing. Just like out of hand. It started and it was just out. Yeah, like this has been out of hand. It's gotten completely out of hand. I think that was kind of like an immediate thing. Just like out of hand. It started and it was just out. Yeah. Like this has been out of hand for like a year. But what happened yesterday on radio is.

Oh man, him and Dave screaming at each other was unbelievable. And the longer it went, the more mass hole both of them sounded. I don't know why Whitney was leaning into the member guest thing. That was not the right hill to die on. No. Because he knew that was like not true. Can you give a rundown for the people that aren't familiar? So Riggs and Whitney were

supposed to play for $10,000 and play on a real course. Riggs was going to put up $10,000 of his own money? Yeah. It must have been a good year for your boy because when this first came up, he was like, I can't possibly put up money that can match Whitney's. And then all of a sudden he could. Shout out to Peter Millar and all those

things. So I guess it's been good for Riggs. But wasn't he also going to get like three strokes too? Yeah, so that was the original thing was that Whitney is a better handicap because he sits around doing nothing all day but playing golf. So Riggs wanted those strokes. I think he got the strokes. Then Whitney said the whole thing's off because the USGA has

contacted me and said I will lose my amateur status if I play in this which then precludes me from playing in like four or five events that I want to play in. Because he plays in like kind of like pro-am type things, you know, where I guess it means a lot to him. I think he said last year he played in 10 events that he would no longer be able to like play in. But he kept saying, I won't be able to play in my member guest. And then eventually Riggs was like, Kevin Kisner just played in the member guest like last week and he's on the tour and then ryan you could hear when he kind of like chuckle like well maybe not the member guest and it was like but that was like the one he kept picking so you know then

dave leaned into that so dave is saying you know all of these things pale in comparison to a barstool pay-per-view like barstool classic type thing. And Whitney's like, no, it's not. I don't fucking care. Like I want to play in these real golf events. And so I don't know. Part of me thinks that like part, see someone like me and Dave and I guess even rigs now, like we're in,

we're in barstool like for life now, maybe not right. So I'm just saying for myself, from my point of view, doing something on a huge scale for barstool is probably the most popular and important thing i can do yeah so in that sense i'd be like whitney you're you're with chiclets you're with barstool full-time now this is more important than like he said that the u.s open four ball or some shit like that who fucking cares about that but someone like whitney who maybe isn't like at barstool sports is the end all be all to him maybe he's like no this like somewhat pro am tournament that i can play in

is important to me so i'm just trying to think like sometimes important to step outside the barstool bubble and be like this isn't the most important thing of all time but when i'm in the barstool bubble i certainly am like this would be way more popular way more talked about way bigger bragging rights and way more memorable than any of the other fucking amateur tournaments. I've never even heard of them. Nobody fucking cares about amateur golf tournaments. But he did say yesterday he was like, listen, like, I'm a fucking

millionaire. Like, I don't need this Riggs versus Whitney thing in order to, like, survive. I mean, he said that No, but all the more reason. It's like, yeah, it's not about the money. Well, right, but he's saying, like, if he has to pick between those two, it's not like it's like, yeah, it's not about the money. Well, right, but he's saying if he has to pick between those two, it's not like it's like, oh, if I go do this content. And that's what I'm saying.

That's where I'm like, yeah, if Barstool's not the end-all, be-all to you, it's kind of like, I don't need to do this. I want to play in these 10 tournaments per year. So I get it. But I'm just saying from my point of view, because I'm just so ingrained in Barstool life, I'd be like, you you know i can't even think of a fucking comparison here but it's like if if uh if there was something like a live kfc

radio show that stopped me from doing something that wasn't barstool related i'd be like well if it's not barstool it doesn't like matter to me you know for someone who's who's been a professional athlete worked at a different uh network has his own thing going he might just be like well it's not that big of a deal to me well and it really went off the rails because and they played the call again which was very funny but it was like they they were not seeing eye to eye on what each other was arguing because dave was just basically arguing saying that the usga is like pushing whitney around the ring right and whitney's like they're not because i don't want to lose the amateur status anyways right and then it became came down to like well what if they just played wink wink without any money and i was like well

everybody would know that they were playing for money because that would be the whole point of the content right but you know it's like we don't say anything but like can you then then it's like play for like charity or something like that and it's like i don't know yeah there's ways that we could like fake it and get around it but um i don't know. It seems like it's just dead dead now. But I honestly think the argument that between Whitney and Dave that came out of it was probably just as funny as anything that would happen on the golf course during the actual match. So it was when Dave started yelling about his mom,

varsity golf coach, the only one to coach men's integrity, the rules. Whitney just screaming, you are so stupid. You are so stupid. He called him an old, dumb midget. That was great. Shut the fuck up. You old, dumb midget. Stick to trolling on the

internet. You don't know anything about golf. Yeah, didn't he call him like a cock-eyed midget fuck? And of course his kid is crying in the background. That's the funniest part to me. If I had Keegan in the backseat crying and I was just screaming at Dave the whole time, it's hilarious to put myself

in that spot. And then Biz just calls in right after and is like, what's up fellas? How's everything going? Chris from Ontario. What do you got on the Whitney Riggs debate? Hey, how's it going guys? First time calling in. Love you guys. Show. Love all you guys. Hang on.

Your phone's all fucked up. Can you hear me now? Yes. Okay, there we go. I tripped Riggs way back in the summer on Twitter about his 10K prize for the Barstool Classic. What's wrong with that? I feel like that's pretty good. You win $10,000? That's a prize.

What I said was, like, he wants the best players to play. What's wrong with your phone? Why can't you just talk into your phone, Norma? I am, and here, I'll take you here. One sec. You're definitely doing something with speakerphone or your headphones. Just talk into the phone. Can you hear me now? Yes. Just talking to the phone. Hey, can you hear

me now? Yes. Yeah, there we go. Sorry, guys. Sorry. Yeah, anyway, I told him, you know, if he wants the best amateurs to play, they do care about this stuff that Whitney cares about. They want to play in the U.S. football, which Whitney

qualified for next year in Philly. They want to do those things. I think they should still play. And you just brought it up, Kev. Play it for charity. I don't know if Riggs will throw up $10,000 for charity. Whitney probably will. I think they should play for charity. We still need to see

this. Alright, but there's two different things here. The Barstool Classic trying to attract the biggest amateurs in golf. If those amateurs in golf if those amateurs have a problem with not being able to qualify for those events that's fine we're talking about a barstool pay-per-view grudge match to worry about to worry about one year of of like amateur tournaments that like i mean ryan whitney's not a professional golfer he's a fucking podcaster now take a year off and why don't you have, like,

the biggest event in Barstool golf history? What would be more prestigious or memorable or whatever you want to call it, competitive, would be a, like, probably, I don't know, like hundreds of thousands of people streaming that in a one-on-one, like, shit-talking, ball-busting, skins game, money, whatever competition of golf, or, like, I-talking, ball-busting, skins game, money, whatever, competition of golf? Or, like, I don't know, him qualifying for the four ball or whatever the fuck it's called?

It's a big event. It's a big event. For, like, real amateurs. Where I win, he's a fucking, he's a retired hockey player who's just killing time. Hey, man, he's a good golfer, and you've got to be good. Him and his partner, a couple of my buddies have played in the US four ball here the last couple years and it's a big event now.

It's like shit. He did mention fucking over his partner, which I understand. Like if they had agreed to play something and then he has to back out, I get that. No, I mean, I do see his side of it because like I said, Whitney is not a guy who needs it to justify or vindicate or anything for himself. So he's just like, he's weighing it out. I do see his side of it. Cause like I said, like Whitney is not a guy who like needs it like to, uh,

to justify or vindicate or anything for himself. So he's just like, he's weighing it out. Do I want to play rigs once for 10 grand or I want to play a whole year of golf. And where someone like myself or Dave is like, come on, you have to do it for the content.

It would be so fucking funny and so good. He might just be like, I don't want to do that. Or he wants to do it, but like, it's not worth the cost. I get it. I can see both sides of it.

Let's get back to the calls on the most annoying Instagram trend. There's so many calls. I love it. Dominican Dylan leads us all. What up, Dylan? Yo, what's going on? What do you got for us? What do you hate about Instagram?

Yo, I have a cousin who's like, he's a dude. And I'm telling you, anytime he posts, he posts like what these IG models post. So he would post a selfie on his story and then says, rate me one to 10. Or he goes on vacation and he's like, oh, take me back. Oh, that's the worst. I hate those. Oh, take me back. Take me back.

I hate those. Those are bad ones. Casey, you're definitely a take me back girl. I've never written that. You're a take me backer. No, I will be like, oh, I'm missing this place. I don't think I've ever written Take Me Back. Girls legitimately will put Take Me Back.

I just thought of one. Wait, if you post a picture of a beach and say I miss it versus Take Me Back, you think there's a difference there? Oh, same shit. No, it's the same shit, but the actual phrase of Take Me Back. Yeah, but the whole idea of let me repost the hot picture of me from the beach when it's December.

Oh yeah. Right. I'd rather you post it and be like, it's the winter and I'm like fat and pale right now, but look when I was hot and skinny. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I get it. That would be fun. No, because it's like when, when girls are just like, Oh,

like it's the summer's over. Here's a picture of me in my bikini. You don't give a fuck what the caption says. You're looking at her in her bikini. That's why you even bother with the fake caption. That's a way different argument. I could agree with that, but it's also like nobody, if it's a hot girl posting

a bikini picture in the middle of December, you're not complaining what the fucking caption says. You know who does it right? John Cena. He posts no pictures. He posts all his pictures and no captions just like interpret on your own

they're not even that's what his bio says like my life interpret it however you'd like I like that and he just posts like random ass fucking pictures doesn't matter what time of year

doesn't matter what's going on yep and it's like most of the time it's random pictures of him it's just random shit yeah it's like when the

girls on twitter like it's like some smoke bomb and just random shit. It's like when girls on Twitter, it's like some smoke bomb and she looks hot. She's like, what are you thinking about right now? No one cares that it's upset. But that's a thing, at least. So it's take me back. No, come on now. I'm not saying that you have to like it,

but it is a thing. I think I'm just going no-cash like it, but it is a thing. Yeah. I think I'm just going no-cash. Is your cousin like a hot dude? Is he like a really good-looking guy? No, I do think it's – No, he's like a – I think he does because he's like – we're like light-skinned. You know what?

Yeah. He thinks he's like above the rest. There's definitely something to do with that too, by the way. Like white guys aren't going to ever post, like, a fit pic and be like, look at my haircut and my hat and my sneakers and my clothes. You know what I mean? You guys can get away with that a lot more than, like, your average bum white guy can. You think so? Yes.

Yes. I think, like, if you're a Dominican guy, you just went and got your hair lined up. You have, like, the perfect fade and a new chain, and you got your hat matching your sneakers yada yada yada i think you guys are much like flashier and cockier and funnier and all that shit whereas like a white guy comes off as try hard whereas like a spanish guy or a black guy or something like that i think you just have to be careful with it because like girls i know girls with me sometimes like if i go on a date or something so girls like oh you're dominican and i'm like yeah she's like, so you're a womanizer. You cheat on girls.

And I'm like, oh, shit, here we go. I mean, yeah, that's not good. So you got to be careful what you post. It's all a game at the end of the day. Yeah. That's all social media is, Dylan. We're not. Yeah.

But they all assume. They all assume. So you got to, like, I try not to follow the criteria, what we usually do. If I do post something, I post something here and there. Like when my brother was younger, I used to use like him, like taking him out or whatever and see if that plays. And it usually did. So it depends.

I mean, find what works and just keep, just lean into it, bro. Dylan, we're not letting anyone slander our island of the Dominican Republic. No, I know, right? Jared, what do you love more? The DR or Milwaukee? I mean, the DR is a first love. Speaking of Milwaukee, what fucking idiot last night? Terrible, man.

Oh, that hurts. Oh, my God. Is it just me or like, I know it sounds crazy, but you're up by two. Leave Pomeranz in the eighth. If he gets in trouble, bring in Hayter. You can't close the game out two innings. It never works. The only thing is, flip side, if you lose with Drew Pomerantz on the mound,

it's like, well, I don't know. I've been poisoned by Jared. He's been unbelievable. I know. I've been poisoned by Jared's idea. So, yeah, if you lose with Drew Pomerantz on the mound the way he's pitched this season, it's actually not that big of a deal. Plus, the argument holds up

if Hader imploded in the ninth. He imploded in the eighth. Right. That's his first inning at work. We're not talking about like, ah, damn, too many saves.

I feel like also in the postseason this one thing I hate with a bullpen pitcher if you lose, lose throwing strikes. I hate when they go in and walk and are wild.

That shit like kills it for me. I was signing my money yesterday once they went up 3-0 thinking I won. As a Mets fan, I mean, I can tell you, walking batters in the late innings. If you walk the leadoff, man, he scores, I don't know, Elias, I bet, would tell you 85% of the time. It seems like every single leadoff walk comes around to score every fucking time. It's brutal.

Still didn't get hit by that pitch. Sure didn't. That was a fun. Oh yeah. I don't know how they didn't rule that. That was clearly hit the bat for brutal. That's a brutal turn of events, man.

Clearly. All right. Thanks for the call. Dale. Stay good on Instagram. Uh, I mean, what do you do if you're,

uh, Marcus, I keep calling him that Marcus Christian. Is that it? Trent, Trent, Chris, Chris,

whatever his fucking name is. Poor dude. That's fine. I just thought of another Instagram post that annoys me. Okay. Concerts. That's as cliche as it gets, but it's a reason why.

If you want to document your perspective of where you were for a show, that's great, but when you put it on your Instagram feed, it sounds like shit. It looks like if someone has headphones in, it blows your fucking eardrums out and we cannot see the stage. You better be like front, front row backstage. Cause even like same thing with the like sunset pictures or moon pictures or whatever, it looks great in your eyes and then you put it in your camera and it's like, it all shrinks.

Not the new iPhone though. The iphone is that hot fire but i will say with with concerts do one it's the it's annoying whenever it's like you get on there and there's like 15 slides and it's like oh like i'm not gonna watch it oh this is my number one what fireworks oh fireworks posts yeah we've all seen them fireworks have been the exact same since like 1850 unless you can see where like if it's a cool view of where the fireworks are yeah they all look the same

the best fireworks show ever was when I think it was in San Diego when they accidentally blew up the whole fucking building that was amazing when the finale went off all at once in the very beginning, it was the one of the funniest. Yeah. I do think there's some fireworks in like China where they like,

like paints a picture in the sky. That's a different story. Same old fucking burst. Yeah. Don't need to see it. Yeah. Like an hours. Don't need to see it.

It was, I don't remember what year it was. I think it was like 2000, maybe 14 or 15 San Diego. It was like an hour long firework show. Whole thing fucking blew up in 35 seconds. It was awesome. I love fireworks mishaps.

Hate fireworks going off. Like, well, love fireworks going off. Yeah. Like, don't give me the slow burn. Like, that's like, hey, do you want to like make passionate love for an hour? Do you want me to just suck the soul out of your cock for 35 seconds bubble and be on the scantron give me that

35 baby give me that 35 seconds I'm taking that 35 suck the soul out I feel like after afterwards it's like Indiana Jones you drink from the wrong cup You suck it to my face Fucking skin and bones My eyes roll back in my head

My skin melts and my hair falls out That's the kind of blowjob I'm looking for Like I'm looking for the type of blowjob Where it looks like a big container of ranch dressing Just blew up in your face. Oh, man. Casey? Thoughts?

Thoughts. I have none. Eight minutes, don't worry. Don't you have to turn around? Let's get some more calls on annoying Instagram. John from Chicago. What do you got? John.

What's up? Yeah. The first thing, the third, first thing I thought about was a Francis's old blog on Ellie when they were in that big fight, when he said like, Ellie's the type of girl that like insults got for when he got,

but then post a 12 picture collage, like saying like with my best life or something like that. Yeah. A lot of the, like the, the cliche phrases matter too. It's like the pictures can be whatever, but if you say like living my best life or with my person or something like

that, yeah. Fuck off. Rob from Chicago. Hello. What's up? Hey, can you hear me yes

yes sorry uh first one i thought of was uh the wedding one the classic where the captain will be like hey wife uh is a great uh beautiful bride to be and it won't be a picture of the bride and the groom it'll be a picture of the people who are attending the wedding so like hey you just wanted to look good in your suit. That's it. Yeah. That reminds me of like when people get married and then they post pictures of their wedding every day for the next two years. It's like, we get it. It was one day.

You got married, like post an Instagram with like, you have 10 slides to work with. Put 10 pictures up there. Go nuts. I'll look at them all. But it's the people that like they get married and post pictures of their wedding day or like they get engaged and like the girls like just got my nails done and it's like it's the picture of the ring it's like

we get it you got a nice pretty ring awesome that's great we don't need to see it every fucking time that you post the the there's a statute of limitations on certain things having a kid getting married certain life events you get like a certain window a period of limitations on certain things. Having a kid, getting married, certain life events. You get a certain window of period of time and if you're outside of that, people fucking hate you. You can do it, but just know that people are fucking hating you. What he just said, I disagree with completely. If you have the bride

and groom in the picture with you, I think that's way different. It's whenever you see girls, and I think girls probably do it more than guys, but girls will post a super hot picture by themselves. I'm not above this at all from their wedding the wedding and then the caption is like so happy for mr and mrs it's like no you look really hot you can post and be like i had a great time at the wedding but don't be like i'm so happy for my best friend she found her person like well they're not in the picture yeah what did you there should be honest someone should

do honest captions of instagram that's like, so happy that Brad and Jennifer got married and had this photo booth at the wedding, which made my ass look really good in this dress. Boom. Post that caption. Done. No problem. Keep it fucking real.

But having the bride and groom in it and then posting it, I think, legitimizes saying I'm happy for those people. Which is like, we know you're lying, but at least you put them in the picture. Yeah. If you look hot in the dress that you wore to the wedding,, we know you're lying, but at least you put them in the picture. Yeah. If you look hot in the dress that you wore to the wedding, post the shit out of it, but don't say happy for Mr. and Mrs. You're happy that you looked hot at Mr. and Mrs. wedding. Just be materialistic and superficial

and be real about it. Yeah, who cares? Keep it real. People appreciate honesty. Yes. Because you know that when you post those like fake ass captions that people are just scrolling and being like, fucking Becky. It's almost like when you post a picture in the middle of the dugout indiscernible and say, love Milwaukee.

Shout out Milwaukee. Brewers, hell of a year. Christian Yelch, back to back. MVPs on deck. They'll be like, you're in the Milwaukee dugout. Can you see? Fuck you, Casey. Barcelona Radio is up next.

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Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing?

You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been bad. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome back. Heidelberg is just done. What's wrong with you? I have testosterone being forced into my system.

His fucking nuts are hurting him, and he's just messing him up. He doesn't have low T today? I think you got high T. I think your T is bursting. I think I'm getting the last bit of the toothpaste out because my nuts are getting squeezed. I don't know what it is, dude. It's fucking... I think I'm just like twisted. You got an achy back.

Yeah. I got an achy back. I got an achy back over here. You girls will just never understand. No, but I hear you guys say that enough, Marty, and I thought it was just like a Marty thing. But now that you're using it in the way to describe him, it actually makes sense. Well, here's the thing. I would say on a regular basis, like day to day, it's much harder dealing with the female body parts.

I was about to say, I don't really feel bad. But when things go wrong, it's way worse for the guy. Oh, I don't think so. I do. I think day to day, you have all sorts of problems and all sorts of issues that you have to steadily deal with. But when we're in pain, what did Ebony just shake in her tits around? I mean, this place. I got John shaking his nuts.

I got Ebony shaking her tits. It's a fucking circus in pain. What did Ebony just shaking her tits around? I mean, this place. I got John shaking his nuts. I got Ebony shaking her tits. It's a fucking circus in here. I think that when like a guy gets hit in the nuts or when he has nuts problems. Oh, my God. Ebony's going to knock herself out. They go up in circles. It's crazy. They defy physics.

Brandon Newman is just shaking his head walking by like what's happening? It's just a show. It's just a fucking show. Anyway, when your nuts hurt, they hurt. I hate to be... You're just saying day-to-day stuff, right? Because I hate to be the person that's like, well, Kevin, I mean, females give birth.

Yeah, yeah, I'm so over that, by the way. You guys get epidurals, it's fine. No big deal. Wasn't it you the other day talking about... And you intentionally do that most of the time. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Like, most of the time it's a fucking choice. You can just not do it. I don't know if it's most of the time. I think's true like most of the time it's a fucking choice you can just not do it i don't know if it's most of the time i think it's a majority of the time

they're intentional yeah no you're right i mean i i was i was saying the other day like when when you uh it's lunchtime so we don't really need to like completely describe it but yeah but but childbirth is like a one women complaining about. Women complaining about how pregnancy hurts is like my dad complaining about, like, well, I put a roof over your head and I spent money. And you're like, yeah, dude, you signed up for this. I didn't fucking ask for this. This is your decision. Whenever your dad put the roof over your head, did it also rip his body parts?

Probably. If you could give him one night of ripped body parts versus fucking 20 years of college tuition and food and fucking sheltered probably rip my guts out turn my asshole open i don't fucking care i'd rather do that than spend millions of dollars on a shit fucking kid for the next 20 years i mean that's the thing you do both it's like oh okay cool you push this out of your body you rip your your pussy. It's one gigantic hole now. And you have to raise this for the next 25 years. Yeah. Great.

It's not like you just hand it over. If you give me the option right now that I'm going to take whatever percentage of my paycheck I took, it's either like you just lose this percentage of your paycheck for the next 20 years, or you're going to be in a lot of pain tonight. I'd be like, oh, fucking pain. Sign me up in a fucking heartbeat. Are you sure? You've been complaining about your ball sack all day. I know, because it hurt.

But if it was this or millions of dollars, I'll take this for the day. Thank you, bag. Yeah, I don't understand. I mean, chicks are crazy, man. The fact that they have multiple kids. Do they say it costs to raise a kid now like $2 million? Oh, at least.

I'm out. I've been thinking about it so much recently. I think about the guys here who I know are making good money and don't have any bills in the world. I mean, you guys must be fucking rich. Why's it gotta be guys? I mean, shut the fuck up, Casey.

Jesus Christ. The people here. You guys must be fucking loaded well i didn't know if you were just alluding to the fact that you think that the guys make more money than the girls here you really dig yourself in this one kevin kevin would trade an achy bag just for this fucking conversation and let alone 20 years of payments seriously i think we all make equal money here yeah i'm just doing that just to fuck with you i think we're i think we're good to not have like just day-to-day bills on top of like school tuition and like fucking dumb shit like that just having to feed somebody else every single day sounds terrible yeah i i literally can't bro you

know it's a catastrophe i just keep buying my kids i buy I buy my kids clothes, and then they wear them home, and they come back in pajamas or something like that. I'm like, now I don't have those fucking clothes. So I just have to keep buying fucking clothes. It's a fucking nightmare. Oh, I didn't even think about that. I double dip on everything. I got to buy them diapers, then I have to buy diapers at my house.

I got to buy them food at their house. I got to have food at my house. I want to buy them toys. I'm just paying. I have two kids. I have four kids. Two Christmases, though. Exactly.

I mean, it's all a fucking nightmare i'll definitely be buying my own christmas presents while also paying for her christmas presents i didn't it's just like i have four kids that it's not like going to camp or you have well it's not supposed to be that way but i do it that way because i'm not gonna fucking be an asshole about it but it's just like i already i already pay for all those things over there but i need them in my house too. Fucking shoot me. So you guys, not only do you guys not have any kids, like you don't have one set of kids. You don't have the fake second set of kids either like I have.

I got nothing. I got me. And when this day is over, it's impossible to have kids. Yeah, let's hope. What did you do? I don't know, Casey. I just have a twisted nut. But also.

What are you, a fucking idiot? Just shut up. It's a twisted nut sack. Shut the fuck up. How the fuck does that happen? I don't know, Casey. I just have a twisted nut. But also... What are you, a fucking idiot? Just shut up. It's a twisted nut sack. Shut the fuck up. How the fuck does that happen? I don't know. I just woke up. I had a sore nut.

It happens. Wait, let's quickly take this call making fun of Jared. We can all do that, right? Sure. Liam hates Jared. What's up, Liam? Liam. Liam going once.

Liam going twice. Liam, you really took the wind out of our fucking sails here. You can't call up and say I hate Jared and then not say anything. I hate Jared. Anyway, where were you? His phone was definitely on mute. Liam, call back. Where was I going with that?

Oh, yeah, but despite all that, you know what I've been running hot about today? And I'm going to bring it up now. Did you see what Michael Smith's contract was? Yes. Michael Smith just got blown out of his contract from ESPN. That motherfucker made $2.5 million a year. Four-year, $10 million deal. I saw it this morning, and I almost fucking Ari Gold spiked my phone.

I was like, what? That is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous. No, no, no. But I like Michael Smith. He's a nice guy. No, no, no. But I like Michael Smith. He's a nice guy. I find him pretty interesting. But what? Michelle Beadle was making like six.

Yeah, but Michelle Beadle at least was like, I think Michelle Beadle was a bigger deal than Michael Smith. I think that they were at least putting her on those programs. I think that she was in a hosting. She hosts the NBA show. That's still a shitload a hosting. She hosts the NBA show. She hosts the Get Up show. It's probably too much, but at least I don't know. I've always

liked Michael Smith too, but I always thought of him as one of the members of the cast. Not one of the guys. What is the guys? Is that just running price for a cast member? How does that surprise you more than Katie Nolan making 1.5? I honestly, because I hear Katie Nolan's name often.

And maybe it's because of that. I know Katie Nolan. Michael Smith, I never think about. We know Katie, but like. Michael, how long did that show go on? Wasn't he on the show with Jamel Hill? 25 seconds. How much did she make?

I don't know. Well, she's gone now. She left too, right? Well, she like left, quote, like it was a mutual agreement. I can tell you that not all of the big time cast members there make that money unless their name is a big time name when they get the contract. Does that make sense? Yeah.

I mean, I definitely think it's a matter of like when your contract is up and how active and well known you are and all that shit. But I mean, that's but i mean that's why they get that's why they get into trouble that's why they had like that issue a few years ago where they needed to cut you know 20 of people because their payroll was like 100 million dollars it's like you can't pay everyone a million dollars and i i i understand that there was probably a a level of um like a standard where it was like if you make it on TV, you get like $500,000 a year. It's just not that way anymore.

TV is just not like what it used to be. You can make it onto TV and not be useful, not be valuable, not be memorable, not be whatever. You mean like from a hosting standpoint? Kind of. I can tell you my salary at espn was nowhere near what you just said well right when i was sideliner yeah sideliner reports are different than when you're if you're like an on-air if you're a sports center anchor if you're a a pre or post game show host i've actually i've been like watching sports center occasionally now just like get up in the

morning i don't know what the fuck to do um because i don't have kids and i hope you're nuts yeah me too um but the um i've been watching sports and it's just it's i i can't believe i ever watched it it's like such it's completely different i i used to think of sports center as like and i don't know i'm sure they had a team of writers do with svp because he's the fucking man well yeah i mean he's i mean i if michael michael smith's making two and a half i hope that SVP is making like 15 a year. Yeah. I used to think of like the SportsCenter anchors as almost like part stand-up comedian almost. Like, you know, like you knew the name and I don't know whether they wrote their own shit or not.

But like they had their own catchphrases. They had their own jokes. They had their own styles. I remember like maybe Stuart Scott or something like that. Like documentary. I believe they like they wrote their own script. And they, you know, they all had their own styles i remember like maybe stewart scott or something like that uh like documentary i believe they like they wrote their own script and they you know they all had their own sports like you know steve levy's gonna be doing hockey and uh and like they all had their own role they all had their own reputation it was awesome back then now i think it's just like you read the highlights like you just do the highlights and the highlights you've already seen before you even turn on the TV.

The whole system there is broken. What do you need? You're encroaching over it. You want the soy sauce back? No. I was going to warn him before I took his first bite. No, no, no. You don't get to be mad about this. Why? Because it happens every time.

I specified. I said, put cold. I said, I want sushi cold. He's pointing his chopsticks at her. I specified, I said put cold. I said I want sushi cold. I don't make it cold sushi. He's pointing his chopsticks at her. I walked over to him and I said, hey, I'm ordering sushi. I'm going to order from a different place today. And he said, well, can you say make it cold? I'm like, what am I supposed to do?

Well, John, apparently it's a thing. You can't get cold sushi. You're delivered. This is goddamn insane. It's not my fault. This is our third place. People just make hot sushi now? We're doing hot raw fish in this fucking world now? You know what I think that it is? I think it's they make

new batches of rice when they open. Yeah, it's gotta be that right. It hasn't been three times in a row. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying because I think when you order it at lunchtime, the rice is still hot. That's what I think. I can see that. And then by the time you go to dinner it's like oh it's cold.

Sean is absolutely beside himself. He's got an achy bag. He's got warm sushi. I was trying to warn him. That's when you said I was encroaching. I was trying to be like

don't take that bite until you know it's warm because I knew as soon as he took the bite if I didn't warn him I was going to get motherfucked. Let's take some calls on achy nuts

while you calm down okay? Evan from Texas. He's eating this fucking warm sushi because I'm hungry. What do you got, Evan? I'm about having a hurt bag. This happened to my friend in football about testicle contortion.

Is that what you got? I don't know if you've ever had it or heard about it, but your balls literally intertwine. I was the first thing I checked. They're separate. Somebody lost a nut that way. Didn't that happen to D-Lo? How did he lose his nut? He got hit with the puck, but then didn't he have it twisted up? I think so.

I've heard a story, whether it's an urban legend or a friend of a friend of a friend or whatever it is of someone where their nuts got twisted and it cut off the blood flow to one of the nuts and that nut almost died because it didn't have any blood. Exactly. No oxygen. Let's talk to Andrew from Boston. How's your nuts?

My nuts are all right now, but they haven't been great in the past. It sounds like you have a strangulated testicle. I got a sore nut. Everybody's an expert now. You got a strangulated, contorted nut. I would bare hand on the bag. Listen to Andrew. Listen, Andrew. Listen, Andrew.

Listen to me. If you have a strangulated testicle, you've got to go get it checked out now because if you let it keep going, it's like an old-school telephone cord. It just keeps wrapping and wrapping around each other until it's tight. Your nuts go up. And then when you go to the doctor and ask them to fix it, it's like they're taking a light bulb out when they're unscrewing them. It's unbelievable. Then they tape

one nut to the side so that they don't get strangulated again and then forever you're more susceptible to having a strangulated testicle. It's the fucking worst. How did your nuts get twisted up? It happened to me in college during hockey season once,

and I've had it like three times now, and it starts with an achy nut, and then it turns into much, much more than that. So wear some spandex, make sure they're like not wrapping anymore, and you definitely got to get it fixed. Justin has a bag. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. What we're doing here is like telephone web MD. I got a sore testicle.

I'm okay. We don't need to fucking terrify me. This has happened to me a million times. Justin, tell John what's wrong with his nuts. I don't even have nuts and I literally am sick to my stomach. I have them right now separated. His hands are down his pants fondling his nut sack.

Justin, go ahead. Hey, hey, hey. So this happened to me, and like the story, I lost my nut. Ah, we got a one-nutter here. I'm done with this. I'm done. I'm trying to eat my warm sushi in peace. John, you're going to lose your nut.

I don't want to talk about this anymore. I don't want to look at John with his hands down. It's fucking bad. Hang on. I got sushi. RIP to your nut, Justin. I don't want to look at John with his hands down. It's fucking bad. I got sushi. R.I.P. to your nut, Justin. I'm so sorry. I appreciate it.

So what happened was I had the achy nut, and I didn't think it was a big deal. I thought it was just the hurt. And then the next day in the morning, it was way, way worse. Are you hearing this, John? My butt swelled up. John, listen to these guys. I went to the hospital, and they didn't believe me. And they told me it was a kidney stone.

I was like, no, look at my nut. This thing is huge. It's the size of my fist. And they didn't believe me. They didn't do anything. And then the next day when I went to the doctors, I went to the urologist, and he's like, oh, this thing's dead. He's like, it's a torsion. If they had checked it with an ultrasound at the hospital,

they could have reversed it. See, John? Now it's dead. John, you're sitting here being like, thanks for the call, one nut, but you're sitting here being like, I'm fine, dude. It's no big deal.

Well, that's what Justin thought, and that's what the doctor said, and guess what he has? He has half as many nuts as he's supposed to have. I wouldn't even care. Whatever. Just take the nut? Yeah.

Shit. The fuck do I need two nuts for nuts for I mean that's kind of a good point the aesthetic it's kind of funny because balls balls are gross but if one was missing it would be exactly right isn't that funny I just don't want to have the conversation anymore because every time it starts happening

John puts his hands on his pants. I did that once just to make sure they weren't twisted. I'm just thinking there's going to be a lot of squatting and moving and touching from John today, so just get used to it. No, that's okay, but then when people are describing how painful it is, then it's like I start secondhand feeling the pain

that I can't understand because I don't have them. The people need to get this off their chest. They need to get this off their nuts. We got a lot of nut guys out there. There's probably a lot of people. A lot of people with bad nuts. Sometimes I just say things and I'm like, I'm such an idiot.

Yeah, why'd you open up this fucking nut? A lot of people are out there just wanting to get this off their chest because they can't go into work and talk about how they only have one nut. I mean, the phone lines are banged out. Is it all for that? No, not all, but there's definitely several. Arye? Arye? What's up?

Yeah, Arye. Arye. What's going on, boys? Well, Casey has no nuts. I have two good nuts. John's being a little bitch about his other nut. So this didn't happen to me, but I want to make John feel a little

bit better. It could be worse. Um, in the, uh, this goes back a little bit in the late seventies, my grandfather owned a private ambulance company, right? And he actually got the contract for all WWF matches in Madison square garden. Uh, he was the ambulance driver, had a bunch of EMT. So one time they're overseeing a match. Wrestler goes down. They take him into the locker room, and he, unfortunately, during the match, ripped his bag open on, like, a corner of the ring. And so, John, listen, I know you're nuts hurting,

but it could be worse, buddy. Sure could. You could have a ripsack. Can we be done with this? I was going to be done with it, but knowing that it makes Casey uncomfortable, I kind of want to just talk about nuts all day long. How do you feel about this? I was going to be done with it, but knowing that it makes Casey uncomfortable, I kind of want to just talk about nuts all day long. How do you feel about this? I don't care for it, but it's not

the huge deal either. He doesn't care for it because he's starting to get more and more nervous about his injury. I could not be more clear. I am not even... I have a sore nut. I'll be okay. It's happened to me before. I'm wearing boxers today, I think, is the real issue. That changes it? Oh, yeah. It's like your titties.

You know, if you just weren't wearing a bra, right? Yeah, but I feel like they like when they take their bra off. Yeah, but if you're just going about your day and they're flopping around, it's like, ah, this one's a little sore right now. I got nothing to hold them in place. I don't have my briefs on. I'm a briefs guy. It's laundry day.

I got to wear my fucking old boxers I got to wear. So, yeah, it's a little different. Speaking of boxers, the underwear revolution is fully underway the barstool indoors boxers are sold out so never again will people walk around without pockets in their underwear the the dawn of a new day the things that we have come up with number one doming put domes over all sorts of natural catastrophes that's going to save millions of lives. Number two, last night John solved all the environmental problems. All of them. With what?

We're just going to move the months. How? Like yesterday was 90 degrees. Oh yeah. Oh my god, it's 90 degrees in October. Just move the months back. Right now it's September 3rd. All the problems are solved. All the problems are solved. But then what do you do when it's like it catches up to itself and it's September 3rd. All the problems are solved. Yeah, but it's cold today. All the problems are solved. But then what do you do when it catches up to itself and it's hot as shit in April?

It doesn't anymore. It doesn't. It stays cold until July. Yeah, I guess I'm going off of that. June is always very cold. So if we moved it back again up there, we're good. You're not fixing the environment. You're just fixing the fucking overreaction to it.

Is it just New York that's doing that? I don't care about anywhere else in the world. No, it is also. It's hot everywhere now. Well, no, I know. But if you start doing that, then it really fucks up people. It's like hot 10 months out there. Wait, wait, wait.

You think I'm going to be worried about the middle America? No. I was just wondering if I was. 31 years. I haven't thought about it once. I'm supposed to worry about the Pacific Northwest right now? No, I'm. Don't even get me started on other countries.

I was just thinking Texas. That's it. Texas, it's hot all the time. Who cares? Yeah. That's true. Northwest right now? I'm Don't even get me started on other countries. I was just thinking Texas. That's it. Texas, it's hot all the time. Who cares? Yeah. That's true. End of story.

That's a very fair point. We're like the only ones left that have like seasons to begin with. So you just move everything and then you're done. So now all of a sudden Christmas is basically more in January now.

Right? Oh no, I actually like that. Yeah. Because the worst part about it being cold after Christmas is you have nothing to look forward to. It's just fucking misery. Yeah.

So now I want it to be cold. Christmas will be nice and cold. September will still be like summertime. I get supposed to be. October is kind of when the fall hits. Done. I kind of like it. Just move them.

I'm also very down with that. You see that that Roan proposed this a while ago, that graphic that's been floating around Twitter with like the, it's like 10 months of 30 days and it's all it's all set so that like every single day of every month is the same date. You haven't seen this thing? No.

So it basically is like the 10th of every month will always be a Thursday. It's like the way it lines up. So it's all. I don't want to get boring though. That's true. Well, you get excited by fucking 28 days of February.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Things keep getting on your toes. I don't need that in my life. Routine is boring. That's not one thing I really need. See, I'm telling you. That was I literally just pinched myself.

I mean. So here it is. the proposed new standard year You get 13 equal sized months This is a very blurry picture This kid put up The first day of the month is always a Sunday And the last day of the month is always a Saturday So it like

I don't like it Oh it's so much better Why do you need the variance? Routine is the death of interest variance routine is the death of interest it's just like i don't want to fucking routine is the death of interest so you want to be running around being like oh i don't know what the date is this is so interesting i can't remember what today is put that on a goddamn tombstone well who said who said that no you made that up right now there is literally no. If you can find someone else who's ever said routine is the death of interest, I'll be impressed.

I don't believe. You are free to research it. I absolutely guarantee that is not a Feidelberg original. I'm excited to see if anyone else has ever said it because I don't believe so. Somebody has said that to you. Oh, no, they've said it to me. You've read this or heard this from someone who may not be famous,

but there is absolutely no chance you're sitting here with your achy bag talking about the days of the week. What about my history makes you think that I don't have smart things to say? All of it. The entire body of work. I have, I have. The entire body of work. If anyone can find me someone else who's ever said routine is a death of interest,

I will be very impressed. You haven't read that in a book somewhere. Yeah. No, if it's in a book, you can find it someone else who's ever said routine is a death of interest i will be you haven't read that in a book so yeah no it was a book you can find it online no i guarantee that like you know and like that i'm very you article right now are you we're just talking about my fucking genius ideas now i say something fucking interesting and everyone's like there's no way you said that it was a very good quote i just don't believe you just popped off right then with it. It did. Three of us have jumped on Google back here, and yeah, we aren't finding anything. Yeah. I'm not saying that it's going to be like you stole it from like Thoreau or some shit.

I'm saying that at some point in your travels, someone has said that. Okay. I'm assuring you they haven't, but that's just because I'm fucking smart and interesting. There's also a difference between being smart, which you're not, and being eloquent and being a wordsmith. Say it again. Routine is the death of interest. That came from... I mean, a thousand percent.

I swear to God. I don't even think it's that impressive, but now that it's fucking... Now that you guys are fucking sucking my dick over it, I'm going to fucking fight for it. No, I just thought of that and just said that just now. Well, it makes so much sense. That's why it's like you didn't think it was that good. It makes absolute sense.

Routine makes things uninteresting. I'm here for it. So are you like just painfully bored by the idea that there's seven days in a week? The reason I was thinking of it. Tuesday comes after Monday. Wednesday comes after Tuesday. This is painfully uninteresting. I wouldn't want this thinking of it. Tuesday comes after Monday. Wednesday comes after Tuesday. This is painfully uninteresting. This routine of mine.

The sun goes up and then it goes down. If I had to do the same thing every day, yes I would. You do do the same thing every day. I do. I do the same thing every day. What do you do differently? I don't know. Come into work whenever the fuck I want.

Some day my nuts feel good. Some day they hurt. Also, I would hate Christmas always being on the same day every year. The 4th of July being on the same day. It's kind of like, oh, the 4th of July is on a Wednesday this week. We get the whole week off. I don't think that would bother me in the slightest. Well, what if Christmas was just always on a...

So what? It would be on a Wednesday by that? I don't know. That's not... Then you don't get to be like, oh, do we get the whole week off? Do we get only a couple days off? That's a fun time. I guess.

Keeps it interesting. I'd rather just always know, like, all right, it's the 10th right now. You would always know the date. You would never forget the date. What do you need to know the date for? I don't know. Whenever I do the rundown, I would know the date.

That's more interesting when you don't know it. Whenever I got to pay the bills. It's more interesting when it's like, wait, what's the date? Everyone kind of looks around and gets it wrong. I would never be like, did we get paid today? No, you always know everything all the time. Like the OCD part of me, where it's like I like to schedule stuff, would like it. But I think that just having the same thing every single year would get boring.

You know what I think we should do? We need to rehaul, like over, revamp how we get paid. Oh. Listening. Listening. I'm trying to think it through. Like the style you said? Yeah, we all should get more money.

We should make more? What if you just got paid every day? Would you like that? Would you like having just like, you know, a little bit of money in your account every single day? No. I don't think so. I'm not super against it,

but I think I just like the bi-weekly. I wouldn't. I get excited for like being like, ooh, it's payday. If it's just an everyday wake up. I like two weeks. I don't like the twice a month shit like being like, ooh, it's payday. I like two weeks. I don't like the twice a month shit. I don't like when

this just happened. Do we just get paid on Monday? I don't know. I hate when it's like when the end of the month is hitting at the end of the week but it's not like late enough to get paid. When you have to go through a weekend without getting paid because it's like the 27th did we yeah usually if it's if you're

paid on monday's payday like technically usually you get it saturday yeah they hit you for the weekends i i just can't stand that extra like oh fuck it hasn't hit yet those are brutal but see having it every day would give me anxiety because it's like, say I go out to dinner, I go out to the bar and I'm spending more than I got paid that day. That would give me anxiety. Like the next is like shit. Then I probably shouldn't eat as much as I did yesterday. But then if it just all hits at once, you don't really know. You don't really know if you're.

Yeah. I mean, I don't really know either way. It's not like I check every time it hits. I mean, you said forever. You don't know. You don't even know how much money you make. Right. Nope.

So I don't know when we get paid i do not know what my deke don't quote this because i don't want them to know i have no idea what my like bi-weekly or by take home money but yeah i don't know what i'm supposed to have in my bank account yeah like yeah they could definitely be i'm sure they're doing it i'm sure barcelo sports is just skimming off the top you know what top. You know where they're like, let's take fractions of a penny off of accounts? With Final Bird, they can be like, let's just take $600 from them.

If Barstool was shorting you $600 a paycheck, you would have no clue. No idea. She told me to figure it out two years ago. I haven't gotten around to it. These are white people, not even problems it these are white people not

even problems just like white people things privilege privilege over here champagne i don't know when we get paid either i don't get paid well i mean i i it's not like when you ask like did we get paid like i don't know that when i was but i would know if i wasn't getting paid when i made uh to fill out a statement of net worth for the divorce. I swear to God, the main reason you shouldn't get divorced is the paperwork. It is absolutely. That would be the main. That would absolutely be number one. Atrocity.

It is an atrocity. You got to write down everything you make and everything you spend down to the fucking gas tank of gas in your car. Why? Because they need to just like know how much money you have how much you need how much you can split up who gets what it's a motherfucking catastrophe that's kind of like it was happening to lou probably two years ago whatever he was getting audited and i was just like if i got audited i'd have no choice but to just kill myself like i i'm just not figuring i'd have no idea your taxes just because you know and then and

then the real like when i started to write everything down i was like oh oh my god oh my god you give me the biggest anxiety attack ever like when you really see how much money you spend per month oh yeah my i got a friend right now he uh he works for a like a big bank probably he's one of the smartest guys i know he He's got a CFA. He's probably making cake. His girlfriend lives in an apartment that's paid for. It's like completely paid off. Like family owned, whatever. So, he

lives there. He doesn't have any bills. He has no bills. He pays $50 a month because he's on his dad's cell phone plan. And he probably makes several dad's cell phone plan. And he just makes. And he probably makes several hundred thousand dollars a year.

That's awesome. We were at dinner. This is the kid who we went to strip house a couple weeks ago and he got a little sauced up and we're pretty sure he ordered a bone in ribeye. And the whole, he cleaned his whole plate i was like where's the bone dude he was like what huh he's all shit face i was like no way you eat your bone no he was like i don't think you can't eat a bone bro he was like throwing it or something yeah like i dropped it on the floor one way or another like something happened

did you put in your pocket did Did you throw it? Did you, I mean, I was on like my, my second bite of steak and I looked down, he's like scraping his plate. I was like, anyway, look under the table during that meal. He,

we started talking about bills and I like, I started doing the math and I think I, I think he, he had, I think I paid like 400 times his bills. It was crazy. The number was absolutely staggering. So he doesn't have like electricity.

Like it's all like, he moved in with his girl and like, and she has it all taken care of. And I think she's like, yeah, like her dad or whatever, something. So like he just pays 50 bucks a month.

It's insane. And he was just kind of laughing. Like, like he was like, that's awesome. And he was just kind of laughing like, that's awesome. And I was having an existential crisis. I would have a meltdown and I only have to take care of me. Why would you have a meltdown? Good for him.

No, no, no. I'm saying internally, I'd be like, fuck, that sucks. I want that. I don't have that lack of stress in my life. See, I'm like, look, I'd like that, but I'm more like, that's awesome for you. Oh, yeah, for sure. If I was Kevin, I'd kill myself. Yeah, because you don't have you don't it's not bad for you right now when it's bad for you. And then you see how good it can be.

He's also the guy who he like he didn't propose yet. He's like held out for the longest. Everyone was always on his case. Like, why don't you propose? Why don't you move out? Why don't you like start growing up? And he's living by far like the happiest, easiest life. Yeah, good for everybody else conformed how old is he 35 30 35 everybody else is like you know was playing by the rules and they're either like a mess like me or or they're you know even if

they're like quote-unquote happy you know they're not and he's the one who's just like yeah i don't know i'm great me and my girl are happy does she work she works i'm sure you know you know she might she might maybe prefer a ring here or there but uh for the most part damn i'm sure you know they're like he's probably like let's uh let's go to like greece right now because i can and i'm sure i'm sure that makes things that actually should be the new like that should be the way guys uh push off the ring be like you know i could start saving for that right now or like babe why don't we go on like a two-week uh like european vacation but then a lot better a lot of girls would then think that the ring

was coming on yeah they need to stop thinking that oh i agree with that girls can't think that once you're like 28 29 you're in a. Every girl thinks every single holiday or every single trip that you're going to get a diamond ring. Yeah. I mean, I've never thought that, but yeah, most of my girlfriends have. I have friends who are afraid to go do stuff because they're like, well, it's going to raise expectations.

You're just not going to do nice stuff because My girlfriends are in for a If that's real, I just don't, I don't think like that at all. So like, that's just, this is never going to cross my mind.

Think like what? Like, I don't think like, Ooh, she's going to think that this is a ring. Like, no, you like,

I guess I live. So in my own world that I won't, we always laugh on KC radio. Like we got married guys. We got dads and we're always, and John's like, no, it's just not, it's not gonna be like that for me. It's not. I John's like, no, it's not going to be like that for me.

It's not. I will assure you it's not. You don't think that at any point when you're dating somebody that you wouldn't think, oh, they probably want me to propose? If they want me to, it doesn't matter. If I don't want to, I'm not going to. It's not crazy. It's crazy that you guys do that. No,'s crazy you're right if i don't want to i'm not going to i'm not gonna get like oh boy she's gonna get kind of mad at me if i don't make

a lifelong commitment right now i'm not saying that it's crazy that you think that no it is it's crazy that that's how his brain works to me that he just doesn't even process it no i know i'm actually with him that it's crazy but it's's just like, that's how the world works. I'm different, I suppose. I do. I am not wired normally. We've had this fight before where it's like, I'm not going to have a kid because she wants to. I have to have a kid because it makes sense and I want to.

It's a two decade long multimillion dollar investment. I'm not doing it to save off a fight. You're never going to do it. You're never going to want to do it. Then I'm not doing it to save off a fight you're never gonna do it you're never gonna want to do it well what if she said i'm not gonna have one but what if she said like what if you were very happily married and you really wanted to be with this girl and she was like all right we're either having kids right now or i'm leaving you peace if i don't want to have a kid then then peace but you would rather not have a kid i do not i've been ultimatum before i did not respond to ultimatum.

I think ultimatums are probably different when you're married and actually happily in love with somebody. I would talk like if I say I were to get married tomorrow, I would be like, just so you know, like I don't want kids. Like right. It might change it right now. I do not want children.

I do not plan on having children. I would, I would, I would warn you. I would tell you, but like, yeah, that's,

that's, that's your choice after that. Let's hit a break. When we come back we'll take your calls 833-85-STOOL Mickey Calloway has been fired I blew it with the announcement uh we'll talk a little more playoff baseball the most boring playoff baseball game literally of all time last night forgot it even happened dad move on that and we'll hear about John's dad move after the break on CCK. And my balls are always bouncing and my ballroom always full.

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Mickey Calloway. Goodbye. He gone. Worst managerial experiment maybe ever. I mean, that was as catastrophic as it gets. You guys were in on that at the start, though, right? Well, when we signed him. Which I think is smart.

I think you should have been. Yeah. He had the manager look. He was, first of all, he literally looks, I mean, he's sexy as fuck. He was from. He's so hot. he was under Tito Francona. Yeah, he's a great looking dude. And I think he capitalizes on that from all the rumors I've heard. He was from the Indians under Terry Francona.

Tito's coaching tree is preposterous. It's unbelievable. Tito's not only coached like one third of the MLB managers roster. I think we're reaching the point though, where like it's maxed out. It's getting to Belichick in where it's like, Oh, you work for the Patriots for a minute.

You got a job. And it's like, okay, sometimes you're managing. Exactly. And like maybe, but then we've also seen, you know,

like Romeo Cornell kind of came back around and like some of these guys find success in other ways. I bet you eventually Mickey Galloway might be fine, but he came from the Indians who were game under Tito. He was with the Indians who were playing well and he was their pitching coach and everybody swore up and down that he was like a pitching guru and the Mets were like built around this pitching staff. It all seemed to line up and Indians fans were like,

fuck you got our guy. Like that was supposed to be our next manager. You're going to love him. And I'm like, okay. And Mariners fans told me how much I was going to love Edwin Diaz. Those motherfuckers, Indians fans and Mariners fans, can go fuck themselves. They don't know what they're talking about, apparently.

I'm seeing all these spots right now. You are blinking quite a bit. Are you going to faint? It looks like you're in a welding factory. My right eye. I can't see nothing. It's just going blurry? Totally blurry.

Is your ear ringing? Oh, wait. My ears are always kind of ringing. Isn't that what happened to Beethoven before he went deaf? Fuck. What? For real? What the fuck was that, Casey?

Did you need to do that? Did you need to say that right now? I don't know. We took calls on how John's going to lose his balls. Yeah, well, and he didn't like that apparently i'm gonna go deaf like beethoven you dumb bitch so i might have made that up so everything was all gravy with mickey and then when his first year was that uh 11 and one start and everybody was like here we go and then after that was nothing more than a domino effect of baseball tragedies where i mean

everything every single thing he did i really should have known the day that he could not when he had them bat out of order as a major league baseball manager that was it yeah i kind of laughed that off at the time be like god this is just like a quirky little fluke thing that happened and then you know you look back at all the things he said and done and uh i so i'm so mad at myself yesterday i was just gonna i was gonna say breaking news mickey calloway's done i was gonna tweet it out and say i have my sources and it's a wrap and i was gonna claim all the credit and i just fucking forgot to do it we talked about it we talked about it i was supposed to i was supposed to come back from break in the middle of the show yesterday and say,

breaking news from my source, Mickey's fired. That you just made it up. You just made it up out of thin air. I had no source. I mean, I did hear rumors, and I heard enough of them that I was like, this is happening one way or the other. Whether or not these sources are all true and these stories are true, I don't know. But where there's smoke, there's fire.

And I was going to run with it and do it. And then if it turned out to be false, I was going to be like, I don't care. We're Barstool Sports true i don't know but where there's smoke there's fire and i was gonna run with it and do it and then if it turned out to be false i was gonna be like i don't care we're barstool sports we don't break news and if it was correct i was gonna take all the credit and then i even went to do it today i said to my brother this morning all right i'll do it today and nothing just through sheer laziness of like i'll get to it i'll get to it i get to it i missed my fucking opportunity because they actually fired him i can't believe that so mad at myself it would have been great because we would have been so great. We were talking about actually pulling clips from the radio show yesterday. We were like, wow, we don't.

My brother, TJ, was going to come in and film me doing it. And I was like, well, I don't know if we need a full video on the internet of me doing it. Because if it was wrong, then I'm a total asshole. But I was like, we'll do it on air. And we'll just have Deke tweet it out, basically. And it would have been great because there's so many. Mets fans are such fucking losers. We're all such assholes. Andholes and all worried about other people on

Mets Twitter and stuff people you don't know baseball you don't know what you're talking about would have been great to be like well I knew I knew have you ever broken anything before fun thing in the whole world to do yeah we use the lockout right I did you beat Boomer to the lockout he got all the credit I did the lockout and I did it

is it's all fun only because of how it operates at barstool sports where it's like you have that safety net yeah i don't give a fucking shit dude right that's why i'm so mad that i didn't just like fucking do it i was like kind of hesitated like what are you doing the big one i did was brandon brown to the patriots when like guess that one no rapid pour was this is like when we like our barstool like tips email was like still sorry our barstool tips email was like still sorry our barstool tips email was still like gaz hadn't turned it into the fucking instagram tips just yet so it's not a bunch of fucking shitheads chugging a beer it was like the tips line was great it was awesome we

not only just like inside info but just like hey there's a funny article to blog about yeah yeah the tips tips email was like the way the blog functioned but the uh ian rapaport had tweeted that like browner had left the patriot facility without a deal uh he's heading to minnesota or something like that i forget where he was going and then we got an email it was like yo dude i'm bartender at patriot place uh he's a here at the patriot place i'm serving him right now he says he's signing in the morning so i was like brandon browner's signing and like i he did send me a picture like i was just like all right this guy's the bartender at the sheridan pageant place perfect i mean we just get so many of those you gotta be a real fucking loser to like make that up right even though i'm literally talking

here about how i was gonna make it up and break the news on twitter but when like when people are like yo uh like i i'm his real estate broker. And he told me he's moving. And it's like, that just ended up not being true. Like, what the fuck is that? Also, with athletes, the moving doesn't matter so much. Brady sells a house of beer. So somebody told me that either he worked in or worked with somebody or know somebody who worked at the leasing office in Mickey Calloway's building. And that Mickey said earlier this week, he said,

I'll let you know about my next year's lease. It's dependent upon work, whether I stay or go. So funny to say it like that. Depends how things shake out at work. Right, right. And then yesterday, he went into the leasing office and said,

I won't need the lease. So put two and two together. He said it's dependent on work. He said he doesn't need it. Things are going well at work uh so like i heard that and then we heard another like one or two other tips that were from different people jared but jared that he made it sound like uh that was more of like someone who like was like i'm telling you like because jared's thing was that not only that he's gone but that gerardi is like a lock to go to the mets which i think that's too premature to like, say it's a lock. I think that people are hoping and that makes sense and all that shit.

But the main thing, which was a fact and true and on the record was after game one 62, Mickey Calloway just got in his car and drove to Florida. What? Yeah. So when I heard that fucking what Lucy, that's that psycho astronaut. That's what I said.

That's what I said. And we got to believe like he, no exit interview, no wrap up meetings, no, no nothing. He just hopped in the whip and drove to Florida, right to Key West, right to the very southern tip and just stare at Cuba being like, maybe I can make that swim. He might have just kept going. He might have just drove into the water. Maybe just right off a pier.

Yeah, that that's the behavior of a man who's like you know fuck all this shit and then i also heard some salacious rumors about some activity and like just things that are all like this is just all adding up to one thing and one thing only and uh i'm actually surprised i'm surprised i'm not surprised i go back and forth in one sense i'm surprised because the meds like don't want to have to do another coaching search. I don't have to pay someone like Girardi big money. They've got their puppet like Mickey Calloway was just like literally Brody could text him from home and Mickey would make the moves on the dugout. But on the flip side, Brody was did not hire Mickey.

He's not a Mickey guy. So like GMs always want their guy when things go wrong. If they're not in tandem, it's like, all right, you get out of here. So I'm not surprised by that in that sense. It really should be Joe Girardi,

but I mean, Joe Girardi is going to make bank and the Mets of the Mets. I'm about to say, do you think that will they, would they spend money there? Probably not. The Mets, they had the fourth biggest increase in ticket revenue.

It was like, I think the Braves, I think. And then it was like the Phillies with Harper and the Padres with Machado. So like everyone made their splash. Everybody bought the tickets. And the Mets were right there. So they've probably made, I'd imagine that's a lot more money. If you're the fourth biggest increase in major, like, I'd imagine that's a lot more money. If you're the fourth biggest increase in major league baseball,

I'm sure that's a lot of money. They've recouped 75% of Cespedes' money. That's $23 million. And they recouped 75% of David Wright's money. That's $15 million. So let's call it,

I don't know, let's say like $50 million is just like going right back into the Wilpons' pockets. They're just not going to do anything with that. That's infuriating. Yeah, that would make me mad make me mad i'm almost they're also they're almost so cheap they have so little money on the books that i think they have to spend money or they'll have like an 80 million dollar payroll i think it would be so low that they're like forced

to actually spend money for a change so maybe that's a good thing maybe they'll actually pick one we gotta do it might as well like go go get Garrett Cole or something like that. But did you see that stat today that Berlander and Cole combined combined to be 78% of the raised payroll? You know, it's funny because like you look at the humongously high number. If you look at the top payrolls, it's like everyone in the playoffs. But then you look at last night's play-in game and it's like the two lowest so like there are there are ways around it but i would rather go i'd rather be i'd rather not it's amazing what the rays and the a's do it really is i don't i

don't want that though yeah i don't want to be the team like wow isn't it so incredible how we like make something out of nothing good for you that's awesome. We shouldn't have to do that. Yeah. They have to. They're in Tampa Bay. We don't have to. So that's a luxury. It's like, you know, it's amazing that you can go out there and hunt

and kill your own food and build your own shelter with your bare hands. I don't have to do that. I was thinking it's like the people who it's like, now this kid is 16 years old and can't afford a car, so he walks six miles to school each day. Amazing, but I can't. We can afford a car. So I'm just going to do that.

You're just making things unnecessarily hard on yourself when you're in the New York market. And also then the A's had the shit luck with the Kyler Murray pick, too. They used a top 10 draft pick. They got fucked big time. That game last night. So boring. Did that game even happen?

I couldn't tell you. I mean, was like kind of cool fucking what's his dick going deep to the same exact seat twice but the i watched that from 8 to 10 popped over to always sunny 10 10 30 a classic episode just fantastic stuff primo shit and then went back i had forgot you had texted me at 10 15 i got i got i was in bed i got out of bed and went on my dvr and started watching it but then i went back to the baseball game afterwards and i sat until the eight and a half eight middle of the ninth i sat through eight and a half innings you know with a half hour missing in between hey eight and a half innings of boring terrible baseball and i was like you know what i'm going to bed that's it good night and i got turned off and i was like that's why my dad would do that. And I'd always be like,

what are you doing, dude? There's half an inning left. Just wait 15 minutes. Maybe you won't miss an amazing comeback. And he's like, I'm tired. I'm going to bed. Good night. I respect it. I was like, I can hang out here, but guess what? Probably not going to happen, and I don't give a shit, so I'm going to bed. You don't care about

who makes it out of the wild card game. There's like a fucking four-run comeback in the bottom of the ninth. I'd like to see that. You'd't care about who makes it out of the wild card game. There's like a fucking four run comeback in the bottom of the ninth. I'd like to see that. You'd like to see it, but I think three hours at this point, I'm generally with you. But I also think as you get older that like FOMO just disappears where it's like

that's what that is really right. Like you fear that you're going to miss out on this amazing moment and it's like, I'll see the highlight. I can talk about it tomorrow. Whatever. Unless it's like your I'll see the highlight. I can talk about it tomorrow. Whatever. Unless it's like your team where you have a rooting investment in it. Yeah, I'd always rather see things than not. But I'm just saying, when you get to the point where you've gone out a million times,

you can say no to going out. When you've seen everything you've seen in sports, it's like, all right, I don't need to see this one. But dads love that shit. Or at least my dad does. My dad's always, because he's been to a billion games. So he's like, I'm good, I don't need to see this one. Dads love that shit. Or at least my dad does. My dad's always, because he, I mean, he's been to a billion games. Right. He's like,

I'm good, I'm out. Yeah. I'm like, no, I like to bust his balls because he left, he left Pat's,

Pat's Broncos, when Pat was down 24-0 at halftime, I think, when they came back against Peyton in the, the we'll take the win game,

which is, I mean, in all timeline, we'll take the win, Bill Belichick said, folks, we'll take the win game which is i mean in all timeline we'll take the win bill belichick said folks we'll take the win um but then the one i love the buses balls out is he wanted to leave uh 2013 game two alds uh socks down six two was it he wanted to leave or he wanted to leave i was viva home run like yeah i was like

i was like dude let's do one more running he's like i got meetings in the morning like i can't because i think it's a sunday night or whatever it was and uh he's like i gotta i gotta go let's do one morning next inning he which he stayed for poppy goes deep fuck it and he woke up on my couch in boston the next morning see that's why listen i gotta get home or i'm gonna end up on my couch in Boston the next morning. See, that's why. Listen, I gotta get home or I'm gonna end up on my son's fucking couch. I know how this goes. It's one extreme or the goddamn other. That's hilarious.

That's absolutely amazing. I mean, one of my favorite memories from the Super Bowl last year is just watching your dad, happy as shit, watching you dancing to like the fucking Chainsmokers. I loved john's dad at the super bowl was like the only time that i've ever had like my cold black patriots hatred heart warm-up like i was so happy for him i was so happy for him walked in the super bowl house with that hat on yeah he went to every party you guys could get him into he He experienced like every fucking moment.

I bet. You know what? Like you, you might not, I don't know where, where, what you, do you think that,

uh, do you think you're a good son? Uh, yeah, I did. I think that like in that moment, not because of that, but just,

but I think that moment, yeah. Like, I mean, superficially, I think that we were joking about your dad like fucking keeping the roof over the head and some bajillion dollar investment and all that shit i bet you that he was kind of like all right this is a pretty good

payback yeah like not many people can uh can uh like everybody who makes it big like you know you buy your parents a house or a car or whatever you can do those things but like you you getting him into a patriots super bowl that they won and the Patriots parties and all that shit that's a pretty good yeah it's like it's like well like I guess he I bet you he would be like it was like 50% worth it now like would I would I rather have just had you know 30 years of freedom and money yes but uh I guess it's I guess it's pretty cool I guess it's all right now. David from Long Island, what do you got on Mets and Mickey? Yeah, I'm actually so relieved that they got rid of Mickey just because I don't feel that they weren't going to go anywhere with him.

Yeah, absolutely. People who thought it was too soon, you know what Mickey Calloway is already. He is what he is and he is what he isn't, and you have enough body of work to know. who knows what was going on in the locker room in the clubhouse but i genuinely i really can't imagine that players were like mickey knows what he's doing and we trust every move he makes and shit like that oh 100 i feel like that for sure he lost the like the vote of confidence from the team and i just wanted to hear your take on who you think they should go after.

Do you think it should be Girardi? I would love Girardi. I think it should be Girardi or a nobody. What were you going to say? I think realistically, they're not going to get him. Like you said, they're not going to spend the money for Girardi because wherever he goes, he's going to get a huge contract. Well, the problem is

that the Cubs are in the market too. And the Cubs are a team that Girardi is also connected to. And he, you know, he was once rumored to go there. The first go round. I think that there are still a pretty appealing place. I think that I would, I think I would rather coach like the Mets young core, but I would rather not coach with the Wilpons.

So if I'm going to be a manager somewhere between those two teams and you're, and the pay is going to be equal, I think that you'd probably end up in Chicago. And so in that case, I would either rather that the sexy name stick it to Yankee fans. You got a guy who you know can handle New York. You got a guy who you know is down with the analytics, but he also has the tough old school baseball mentality. All that shit's great. Either that or I'd rather just a regular new middle uh like mid middleman

figurehead my job is just to listen to the analytics and talk to the media and that's it i think the biggest indictment of the will ponds of ever would be the fact that they wouldn't spend money on a coach because i think that's the easiest thing you can do that doesn't affect salary cap that doesn't affect anything that's just cut a fucking check right there's that there's here's an easy way to improve your team by simply cutting a check and there's really no backlash it doesn't matter it's like you know bell check it's like here's 100 million dollars i don't give a whatever yeah you're worth it yeah if you have supreme confidence that this guy is going to help your team and it does not affect payroll salary i mean it affects payroll but i

mean salary cap and things like that well that is a no-brainer check to cut. The only thing it affects is their wallet. Their personal wallet. So if they don't do it, then... And to me, it's like Joe Girardi came to the Yankees, immediately won a World Series. It's not even like risk of injury or decline or age. You get exactly what you pay for, guaranteed.

And what he does is when he comes in he's effective like right away and i and that's what they need and i don't think you know what he was there with the yankees for a long fucking time i don't think he's he's too old to do that with the mets now so i think you'll get your best years his best years you'll get right when you need them and then i think he he you know he rubbed cash in the wrong way eventually things like broke down when it, when it breaks down, it breaks down and he's gone. You get the good years right up front right now when you need them. When technically, theoretically you're in win now mode. Just pay the fucking money.

Get the guy. And listen, we know the Wilpons love the headlines and the storylines and shit. Well, you get Girardi. You get the Yankees guy. You get the guy that a lot of Yankee fans still like. People don't like Aaron Boone. Yada, yada, yada. You get that. You get a Yankees guy. You get the guy that a lot of Yankee fans still like. People don't like Aaron Boone, yada, yada, yada. Like you get you get that. You get a good manager.

You get someone who knows the game. You get, you know, catchers are always like so smart. He's perfect. He's he's literally perfect. And the only reason they would not do it is because of the money. But money reigns supreme with Will Bart. No, the reason I'm making that face is because it's just like reminding me. I know it's different sports, but A&M just spent $75 million on Jimbo Fisher and they stink. Yeah. So they paid the money.

They're not getting one more. Yeah. Imagine if Casey was like, yeah, I just farted. I mean, she's just like stink face. Just a snarl. Just an unhappy snarl. All right. Halftime here on CCK.

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