KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Dog Days

Episode Date: April 20, 2020

It is the first official Dog Day of Quarantine. Joe Buck might have a paid porn subscription. Who would you want to do play-by-play in the bedroom? Too Hot To Handle on Netflix. What would happen if The Rocket got hacked? Wearing real clothes in Quarantine. Name that blogger. Catty company emails. Where is Neil today?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome back, welcome back.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Welcome back. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, yes. Welcome back. Arr! Arr!

Arr! Arr! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, Casey Smith. Oh, no. Oh, yes.

Is my boy the rocket there? Arr! Arr! Arr! Arr! Listen, bitch, it's been a full month and we haven't let the dogs out. Consider yourself lucky, all right? I was about to say i

have to count my lucky stars that i've not heard those barks and i mean it's probably been a long time like the dogs weren't let out i feel like maybe in all of 2020 so you know what today is your day you guys run amok i don't get it you know what it's perfect because i literally just pressed publish on a blog and i think it's a perfect topic for a little dog day Friday here on CCK. It's a little bit of everything. It's a little baseball. It's a little answer to the Internet, and it's a lot of porn. Joe Buck just responded to the play-by-play offer.

Did you guys keep up with that earlier this week? Oh, yeah. So Coley Mcblogged this, Rocket. This was two or three days ago. And a website, a porn site, offered Joe Buck $1 million to do live play-by-play for its cam shows. And, you know, how those porn sites always do these, like, you know, viral attempts to, you know, we'll offer you a million dollars, but it's really just to get in the news cycle. And so Darren Revell tweeted it and Joe Buck just about an hour ago, uh, quote tweeted it and said, depending on the site, they could just be handing back some of my money, handing some of my money back to me. So I'll hold out for a better

offer and try to hold onto my day job. But I got i gotta say i'm flattered which is such a good reply from joe buck and i am i'm a team buck guy i always have been i hate the hate that he gets i think that yankee fans and all the other dumb fucking baseball fans who think that he's biased against their team is so utterly moronic i can, like, do those people not realize that as they're saying that, like, the Red Sox fans in the same exact game are saying the same exact thing. It's just that you don't like when the announcer points out, like, the bad things that your team are doing. He's an equal opportunity hater when he comes to his broadcast.

I hate the hate he gets. I think he's fantastic at what he does. And this right here is showing this is the right way to use the Internet. And that's why it's so funny that it's attached to a Darren Rovel tweet, which is like the last thing you want to do on the Internet. And the reason why everyone hates him, Joe Buck putting on a master class of how to use it and how to get people to like you. It's it's great. And it also ties in, like I said, to answer the Internet. One of our best answer the Internet questions is if you could have one person do play by play of you having sex, who would it be?

So rocket on this dog day. I want to ask the question to you. I also want to get your thoughts on Joe Buck and his response here. Just let it out. I mean, this is this is an easy one for me i would have uh vin scully doing my sex tape because like i'm not that like entertaining when i'm having sex so like i think he's got to fill in the dead air by narrating it and then he would like tell a story about some time that he went fishing in 1968 with like bob gibson and then come back to like me.

Yeah. You know, it's sex like rocket sex is much like baseball. Everyone says in baseball, there's so much dead air and dead time where the announcer has to fill in the gaps and make it entertaining. Well, that's probably like the rocket when you need a break, you got to switch positions.

Maybe you're, maybe you're cramping up. Who knows? Vin Scully would be there to, to just, just paint that vivid picture like Bob Ross for you. Yeah, it's a slow process, so he'd have plenty of time to just tell an old story about Sandy Koufax, and then by the time he's done with that, I'll be ready to come. I'll be ready to come.

What do you think? First of all, what do you think of Joe Buck? Do you like him? I love Joe Buck. He's incredible. For me, when you think of your team's personal biggest moments, Joe Buck's voice

is all over that. He's the one calling him. Joe Buck has the voice. When Joe Buck is calling your team's baseball games, you know that it's a big game. Right. Like, I've never, like, I didn't really understand that there was hatred for Joe Buck until, like, a couple years ago, like, when he started doing, like, PMT.

And then I was like, I don't, like, I get, like, when my fans are like, oh, my casters, because people, people like baseball is such a regional sport and all of the broadcasters, if you listen to your broadcasters for 162 games and then like it is an adjustment to be like, all right, well, I'm not going to hear my broadcasters now when the games mean the most like when I'm the most nervous and anxious and tense like I want the soothing sounds of my broadcasters and I'm not getting that so maybe that's part of it where it's like definitely and not only that but also just the knowledge you know your broadcasters know everything about your team

and then these guys come in I remember particularly the TBS crew when TBS when Turner started to get the broadcasting rights to baseball what like 10 10 whatever years ago uh those guys were like messing up names and they didn't know what they were talking about and like uh that that was particularly brutal jess mendoza it was in 2017 jess mendoza was talking about how like travis shaw could play a factor in the series and he wasn't even on the team anymore.

Right. Right. That kind of shit is definitely part of it. But I also, they also all act like, you know, he's got a personal ax to grind against their team. And literally if you,

if you go on Twitter during a Joe Buck broadcast and you search, you know, his name and certain terms, you will see both teams saying the same exact thing during the game. So like the whole idea that he's biased is just totally ridiculous. But I think that there's something like you said, yeah, you want to hear your team,

but like if you're in the playoffs and it is a big moment, then you associate his name and his voice with, with the great times. Like when you hear that, you hear that MLB on Fox, that he's like, I'm Joe Buck. And it's just like, Oh shit. This is about, even as a non, even, you know, my fan, my team has never fucking in it, but I'm always watching playoff games.

Even I'm getting juiced up just thinking about the name and the sounds and everything that is associated with Joe Buck. He, uh, like people, people like to hate things that like the more popular they are, the more hate that they get. And like,

I think it's almost a testament to how great Joe Buck is that he gets as much hate as he does, because like, obviously like I can't even say that, uh, like football is Joe Buck's bread and butter, but like, I'll always associate him with with baseball because like it's the world series it's joe buck like you can get joe yeah

sunday i guess so yeah i mean the fact that he's he's so good at both i mean that's what people like seem to forget like how good you have to be to be at that level of just one sport. Like Kevin Harlan is another example, too. Like if you can get a guy that can call multiple sports to the highest level that Joe Buck is with baseball and football, he's really fucking talented. You know, it's funny that you say that. Like, I mean, when you think of Joe Buck, Casey, you you think of football? I guess most people would. And certainly you because you're I mean,, I guess, yeah, that makes sense.

And I really didn't even think about it until you just said it right now, Rocket. But I think of Joe Buck as a baseball announcer, which I guess is probably wrong. But, I mean, maybe it's because of it. I definitely would say, as a massive football fan, I think football first. But then it immediately dawns on me that he also calls the World Series. That's what I'm saying. When you have a guy that's calling to that level, he's not just calling flat-bit games in the middle of July. He's calling

the biggest games of the year. So yeah, he's also a baseball announcer. And I know his father, Jack Buck, was an iconic baseball broadcaster, I think, of the World Series. If you say to me, Joe Buck broadcasting, I think baseball, which I know is probably in the minority.

But like I mean, dude, he was doing the World Series at 26. That is crazy. That is unbelievable. I'm sure there's a little bit of nepotism involved. Like I said, his father was an iconic legend. But you're not getting put on that stage at that age unless you got the fucking goods. I mean, I was pretty young back in 96 when the Yankees were doing it. So I wasn't thinking about... When you're that age and you're listening, you just assume that the broadcasters are old.

They're just old to you you know what i mean you're not thinking about what age so it didn't it didn't dawn on me till i was much older that like he was a young man then and like i think as much as i hate it i think of that back at the track at the wall we are tied and he was like so good he was he was whose age he's probably what fucking marty Mush's age, you know? Yeah. Like, imagine if Marty Mush was like, hey, guys, I got to go do the World Series tonight. It's insane.

But that's the thing with, like, his dad. Like, of course, like, there's going to be a leg up if your parents are really good at what they do in the industry that you're also getting into. But, like, that would give him a leg up to do some sort of broadcasting, like some sort of level. Right. And then you got to. Right. Then you have to prove that you're worth the shit to be on that package. You definitely have an advantage,

and you definitely could get a job before somebody else, but that doesn't mean that you're all of a sudden calling the World Series. By any stretch of the imagination. The strangest thing to me is, as cool as he is, and he's definitely shown the world that on PMT in recent years, and I think he's had some, if you're a fan of Brockmire, he was on Brockmire,

his appearances on that are fucking hilarious, and everything points to him being cool, and then there's that stupid Randy Moss clip, where he just has a fucking aneurysm over Randy Moss pretending to show his butt. And it's just like so out of character. And I never understood like where that like vehement hatred for that celebration came from.

But other than that, all, all everything else points to Joe Buck just being like a cool ass dude. And, uh, I would hate to be right. And I would hate to be like right, today solidifies it. Right, and I would hate to be... Like right now, if you were one of those fucking dumb Yankee fans

or any of those high horse baseball fans who think that he's biased against your team, you're not allowed to laugh at that tweet today. Nope, you have been talking shit about the wrong guy for too long and now you don't get to enjoy it when he's being cool. Who would you have to play my play, Casey? That was what I was about to ask you, would Joe Buck be your pick? Well, and also, by the way, this doesn't necessarily have to be a broadcaster. A lot of people pick Morgan Freeman or Martin Sheen or guys with just like iconic voices.

Let's just go with broadcasters, though, since we're talking about Joe Buck. Is he your guy? No, no, because I have, uh, I have the Mets broadcast team, which is, is, you're not going to know it unless you're a Mets fan and you watch SNY, but the combo of Gary Cohen transcends just the Mets. Ron Darling. Yeah. Ron, Ron Darling. When he, when he was doing, uh, I don't know where he's at in recent years, when he first was doing the playoff broadcasting.

Yeah, and that's also Gary Cohen is the Mets play-by-play guy who does it along with Ron Darling. So Gary Cohen, Ron Darling, Keith Hernandez, I think, are the best trio in all of sports. When Ron started doing playoff baseball, I think he stumbled out of the gates a little bit and it kind of gave him a bad rep because he was just

like, when you watch a Mets game with him, he's so knowledgeable. He's got so many good stories. He's like cerebral. He went to Stanford, I think. He would have been like a fucking doctor if he wasn't a baseball player. So he just brings this very intelligent and articulate

and knowledgeable element to the broadcast, but his national broadcasts weren't the best, and I think a lot of people, I remember Dave hating on him and a lot of stoolies didn't like him, and I feel like he's recently found his groove a little bit in recent years, but if you watch him with the Mets, if I could get a Mets broadcast of him doing me, that would be clutch, but I think I got to go.

I think I got to go with Keith Hernandez. He's more of a color guy. He doesn't exactly do play by play. But if I could get Keith Hernandez commentary one way or another on me throwing down because, you know what? It's not in a good way. He tells it like it is when the Metsets are playing shitty when it's a boring game when it's when it's going into the 14th inning and it sucks and no one's playing well and everyone's sloppy and nobody's putting on a good show he'll tell you so I feel like I'm going to

get an honest broadcast but it'll certainly be a funny one with uh with with Mets making fun of me so who would be your pick Ace uh the first one that comes to mind is Vern Lundquist. And I feel like because he's so versatile, right? Like he can do the masters. He can have that real quiet voice. So if it's like a slow sex kind of day, like he's got the Augusta National voice. A Valentine's Day session.

Yeah, but then he can also ramp it up on the SEC on CBS and he can like scream and yell and then do the whole thing so i feel like he would be my first pick and then kevin harlan is up there too because he can do the same thing and kevin harlan also interjects a lot of really funny stuff that you have to be paying attention to like you have to catch his dry humor and i feel like when you're commentating sex like that would be very entertaining like he would pick up on little tiny things that you wouldn't if you were just watching it i want to see kevin harlan do a broadcast on like some uh some like some ultra electric daisy mdma ecstasy sex where people are

just going all fucking out a hundred miles an hour and kevin harlan's gonna be like and she puts her leg up and she spins around now she's a reverse cowgirl oh my god there's the money track can you believe just going like a thousand miles an hour trying to capture or or that's what doc emmerich would be great to paint in the picture with every fucking every adjective and every verb imaginable that man is a walking thesaurus i know gus johnson would be a huge one he would be uh his his excitement level is through the roof mike breen if you're a local guy i guess he does uh you know he does he's on abc now but bang and uh and like throws it down sends it in a lot of good stuff from mike breen that sounds very sexual there's a lot of great

choices kevin harlan can also call two sex sessions at once like we saw him do it with the nfl this past season he could just do it at the same time. Imagine you get Kevin Harlan just having Zoom sessions where he's just calling multiple people having sex. That'd be incredible. A Kevin Harlan gangbang where he's just talking about everyone in the room. We'll get Catherine, the male woman, to

call in. Kevin Harlan doing him and her and her swinger friends. The possibilities are just absolutely endless. You have it like in quarantine though since you can't get everybody in the same room what if kevin harlan had some sort of like red zone channel i'm like a chat roulette type of thing where he could like like he's like watching like six different couples have sex and he can choose which one he's commentating like i'd watch the hell out of that i think that imagine a red zone for sex. If you had like a big brother type show,

and actually tonight is the premiere of the news Netflix show, too hot to handle where everyone lives in a house and you're not allowed to have sex. Have you seen this? It is. So, so it's, it's,

it's like a, it's like a big brother type of house and everyone is sexy. Everyone is hot. And I think it's in, in the uk so everyone you know uh rocky not like chicks over in in england are all like all the hot chicks are kind of the same they have like huge tits no ass and they like got that that uh that accent and they're just like a different type of sexy that's very seems to be like very unique to britain they all look like that. They're living in a house.

And the rule is that at the end of this experiment, at the end of the show, everybody walks home with a bit of money that they it's a big pot of money that's divvied up amongst all the contestants. If you have sex with someone or I believe it's like if you kiss, if you touch, there's any sort of intimacy and interaction. The money gets lessened. The pot gets smaller. So everyone else in the house probably hates you if you're the one who breaks the rules and has sex. So I think it's going to be a very good experiment where it's like, how much do you really want to bang that person? Do you want to lose your own money? Do you want an entire house of people to hate you because you lost their money? So I think there's going to be a lot on the line there.

Although I don't think it's enough money. I think they said something like it's like $100,000 and there's probably like 20 people. So I'm thinking if I'm going to walk home with like $5,000 and if I have sex with someone, I walk home with $4,000. I'll probably just have sex with someone, I walk home with 4,000 bucks. I'll probably just have sex with them to be honest. But, um, but I would watch the hell out of that if there was, if it was really, you know, if it was going down and then you have like an announcer, if you had a red zone channel rocket where it's like, this session's about to wrap up over here, let's move over to this bedroom.

This guy's about to come, let's move down the hallway to this bedroom. We'd have, we got it all like in, in one big, big screen for you. I think, I think we might be onto something there. I would love to broadcast that actually. I mean, we probably, you know,

we probably could, we got to get on the, on the phone with the right people. Talk to porn hub, talk to only fans. I don't know. We could probably get something cooking. Also,

I think definitely I would be great at that reality show. I can not have sex for months, years. Yeah, I don't think I'd be good at it. I wouldn't be good at it either. If you get tossed in a house rocket, I think you're wrong. I think you're overestimating your abilities and you're underestimating the people who want a piece of the rocket.

If you're in a house... Also, assuming you're in the same house, that's the difference. Yeah, you're not. Like, right now, you're just sitting around fine. You're going to live in a mansion that is stocked with booze and music and it's probably designed to be like a fucking sex castle.

There's a bunch of hot chicks and they're all banged up and they're like, oh my god, is that The Rocket? Did you see him? He was playing rock, paper, scissors with Christian Yelich the other day. Oh my god, I want to suck his dick. And you're going to just say no? Here's the thing,

bitches, they want to fuck Christian Yelich. They don't want to fuck The Rocket. So, like, here's the other thing, too. If I'm on a TV show that's, like, nationally broadcasted, like, who's going to be watching that if I'm on it, right? The kids. So am I going to be drinking? Oh, God. No.

No. Am I going to be having premarital sex? No. So, I mean, you have to stay true to who you are, and that's just who I am. No, no, no, no, no. You're talking about, you're talking about Jared Karabas being broadcasted. This show would be featuring the rocket. The rocket.

And I think when the rockets on and the bright lights are on, I don't think you're going to be the chump who's like, uh, no, I'm sorry. On camera, you're going to have some sexy bitch throwing herself at you. And you're going to say, uh, thanks, but no thanks. I don't think so, bud. Yeah. I think, uh, I mean, there's nothing but willpower. Like you want to know where I'm at in life right now? I just almost threw up on this radio show because I almost, I like swallowed some dip and I literally almost threw up. Um, what does that have to do with anything? Yeah, what does that have to do with anything? You're acting as if you would be on this show

and you'd be able to go back to your apartment and sit alone and watch baseball highlights and almost swallow your dip. You're going to be in a house that's made to have sex with a bunch of hot girls that want to have sex with you. I have a really hard time believing the Rocket and or Jared Kravitz would know millions of people are watching and would not want to prove

that he could actually have sex with a hot girl. I't believe that at all i mean i don't i here's the thing casey rocket's got nothing to prove um people know rocket fox um i don't they because all i ever hear is about the kids and and uh they don't and yeah i don't think people know what the rocket fox no i think they know and um at the end people know what the rocket fucks. No, I think they know. You know what I actually think? I think if the rocket ever got hacked, I think the haters would be furious. I don't think the haters would know what to do. The amount of people who hate on anything, the beard, the hair, the baseball, the this, the that, I don't think they would know what to do if they saw what was going on behind the Rockets closed doors. That's the thing.

I was trying to explain this last night. Someone was asking me, how do you deal with hate online? I was like, well, here's the thing. I can't personally get upset by chirps that are simply untrue and there's not a whole lot that you can say to me that would be true that would hurt my feelings. Well, you know, it's a matter of how much information people have and when you only have a certain piece of the puzzle, you have to know that you're missing out on

some seriously vital information that the haters would simply say i just wait what who him her how many times what and i don't think they would know what to do with themselves yeah they really wouldn't but you know what at the end of the day like that that's for me to know uh for them to think never happened wouldn't it be nice though wouldn't it be nice for at least like and for them to think never happened. Wouldn't it be nice though? Wouldn't it be nice for at least like a couple people to go, Oh shit, are you kidding me?

Yeah. I mean, I like, I'm sure like if I, like you said, if I, if I ever got hacked, then like that's information that was stolen from me, but I, I won't offer that information, Kevin. As your father said, it's federal crime federal crime folks so um i just i think if i think if you were on a show though it would be a different story i'm actually very excited for this show it's like uh it's almost like a reverse love is blind where it's like we're throwing you into this this like fuck castle and you can't touch each other. I think it's going to be a display of just pure, unadulterated, hedonistic trash. And I cannot fucking wait. Sign me up for that. I need I need a little something.

Although I was reading the like the statistics are out on on quarantine behavior. We've been living in quarantine enough that people are starting to write articles about how Americans are living. And you might want to sit down and brace yourself for this. But people are excessively eating, they're drinking, they're smoking pot, they're playing video games, and they're watching porn. I know. I know. Shocking. Crazy. Can you believe it? Crazy. Can you believe it? When I saw these when I saw these articles coming out, my first thought was exactly that. Can you believe that this is happening? And second of all, what else is everyone supposed to be doing? Yeah, well, that's this fucking asshole. Keith put up the blog and this dickhead.

His name is Jeremy Haynes. He said he tweeted out and it went viral. If you don't come out of this quarantine with either one, a new skill to starting what you've been putting off, such as a new business or three more knowledge, which is just like, what the fuck? Like, shut the fuck up, dick. Then it's not that you ever lacked the time. You lacked the discipline. And I mean, that guy has got to just be the biggest jack off in the whole fucking world. I don't know.

The bigger I think the bigger jack off is the person. I mean, that guy, it's like one A, one B. The bigger one is whoever wrote the you should be wearing jeans in your own apartment from the LA times. Did you see that? I, I don't, what are jeans Casey? What is that?

Like there is a headline from the LA times today that said, stop wearing sweats when you're working from home and wear like jeans or pants or whatever, like, and be an adult, like you're paid to be. I can't, I started this fight, uh, like day two of quarantine. and wear jeans or pants or whatever, and be an adult like you're paid to be. Are you fucking kidding me? I started this fight day two of quarantine,

and it wasn't even a fight, actually. It was a guy who said, he said, I've worked from home for the past seven years. Let me try to offer you guys some help. And one of his things was showering and get dressed like you normally would. And I said, fuck off with this like that's not true we actually ended up having like a a shocking uh breaking news it was just like a

an adult back and forth where it was like i like to do things this way you like to do things that way it's okay we can both just do that but i think that's such trash i think that like if you need to do that fine go ahead but the idea that you can't be productive if you're like laying around in your robe is fucking crazy. I used to grab my laptop. I would roll. I wouldn't even roll out of bed. I would roll over ever putting on a suit because that just doesn't define like my motivation at all if it does for you fine so be it but to act like you have to do that in order to be productive is so fucking stupid and right now to like shame people like dude people are just trying to survive get out of here well to me like i said when we talked about this, like week one of quarantine, like I do like to get up and shower and try to look a little bit more like a human one, because we have to be on camera. So there is that element, but two, it helps me feel like I'm being

more productive. But the fact that people think that in order to be productive and, or quote, be an adult, you have to put on real pants. I refuse to put on real pants. I'm wearing yoga pants every day. I'm wearing sweatpants every day. What about wearing comfortable pants makes you not an adult? Sometimes I don't wear pants, period. I mean, granted, I guess we're coming for like, I saw Hank quote tweeted and said, I've been wearing sweatpants to work since 2013 or whatever. I understand that we were coming from a different place, but I'm still getting up and getting somewhat ready for the day and putting on a new pair of yoga pants. And I don't see anything wrong with that. And nobody should be able to shame anyone that doesn't want to wear buttons or zippers.

I would actually argue that if you need to dress a certain way to be motivated and do work, that you're the child. You're telling me that your clothing determines how hard you do your job? I'm going to blog my heart out in a suit. I'm going to blog my heart out wearing nothing. I mean, that to me is crazy. It's like there's no uniform for success. You can be Zuckerberg in your hoodie making billions. You can be like some chump who goes to work in a in a in a men's warehouse suit.

Who's a nobody? So fuck out of here with that talk. But the the the stimulus check reports are rolling in as well. And so people are starting to get that money and we're finding out exactly what the $1,200 are being spent on. So that's actually hit a break right here. And when we come back, I'll explain to you what people are spending their stimulus check on, if it's actually working, and what people are doing with that $1,200. And we're also going to hear from a fellow named Zah. He will be calling in, and so we can truly let the dogs out here on a Friday afternoon. We can have Zah play Get That Blogger. Oh,

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Whether when you're home, when you're locked down, whether you're on the phone, the computer, or if you're lucky enough to be with some loved ones during this time, enjoy it and enjoy your Miller Lite. We're back. Last half hour of the week here. Boys of Chicago will take over at 3 o'clock. We've been arguing about men versus women. We've been arguing about the days of the week. And a lot of different people at Barstool are on different sides of this Sunday debate.

The question is, is Sunday the first day of the week or the last day of the week? And there are some idiots out there who think it's the first day of the week. Casey's one of them. And apparently she has some backup on her team now from a mystery character that we're trying to figure out. Yeah, so it was one of those things that when I got a text message and I saw this person's name pop up on my phone that I thought something must have been going very wrong tech-wise because it surprised me. I'm not going to say who it is first. I'm going to

give the point and then I'm going to let you guys get. So the point was, it was when I was using the bookend thing and you're like, I don't care about new guests. I think I have a new guest based on what you just said. Okay. Do you want me to give you the point first? I think the, yeah. Give me the point because I feel like the point might. Yeah. Okay. So I got three text messages in a row. The first one said, from one end to the other end, exclamation point. Sports uses it with end zones, from one end of the field to the other. So in a line, there are two ends. One starts, one ends.

I agree with him. I hadn't even thought about that. So it's like, yeah, you said that there's only a start and an end in a circle, whatever. We don't have to go back into that, but I do like that argument. There is an end zone on either side. You start at one end zone, you go to the other. Very valid point. Did not expect this person to be listening to this radio show. All business, Pete. No. You said, that is a good guess though, because you said if there was a tech problem Then I started thinking about the other side of things And I could also see Pete being like

Fucking this is stupid Why don't they just say this and say that It's a very Very very valid point During the commercial break I said to you guys That this is somebody who I don't usually interact with Outside of work I have a fine work relationship with this person,

but a big-time Barstool personality when it comes to very funny stories. I'm going to go on. It's not content. He does work on more of the tech side of things, and he usually comes up in very funny moments at Barstool. God, everything you're describing is Pete there, though. I know, but it's not Pete, though.

Is it similar to all Viz? Yeah, he doesn't get blamed for things like Pete does, but he has had his own very, very funny storylines at Barstool. And if you're a stoolie, you would know who this person is, even if you don't work there. Nope. Who is it, Rocket? I thought of, like, Brett Merriman, but you don't work there like nope who is it rocket i think like i thought like brett merriman but i i don't know nope so someone that's active still here yep and it's on the it's

on the content floor yep on the second floor is it a nope I have no idea. And again, I can't say this enough. I love his point. Like, you do start at one end and go to the other. No, those things go back and forth. There's a field. You go back and forth both ways. Both teams use both end sides.

The week just keeps going. You start in the beginning and you move forward. No, no, no. Hold on. Let's not lose sight of the fact that you guys haven't figured out who this is yet. The argument about calendars and days of the week and all that is never going to end. It's just it is a circle. It's never ending. But the fact that this person is weighing in is just very funny to me. And you got this text. I in the middle of the radio show.

And I'll tell you, let me tell you, the last time we texted was early in the quarantine about an Adobe audition. Before that, the last time we had, the only times we've ever texted was September 6th, 2018, August 13th of this year. So we went a whole year never texting. And then he texted me about using Adobe and then just now. Those are the only points of communication we've ever had on text messages. I have drawn a blank. I, I, I am so dialed in on biz that I can't even think of other people who are like in his, in his realm.

Okay. I'll give you another, another example or another thing, Kevin, another hint. You guys talk about him on the rundown and you've talked about him on the rundown as of uh pretty recently like uh around the zillion beers time period does dave get mad at this person yes not as often as pete michelangelo no he's too new he's too new uh i'm trying to i'm like putting myself back on the rundown set. I'm just picturing. He has a nickname. He has a nickname.

It feels like it's so obvious. Like when you guys hear who it is, you're like, what the fuck? I knew that. Young Tom Bob? Nope. Quicks? Nope. Like this person has a, okay, here.

This person has like a legendary story. Barstool story. Loud Sean. Like comes up. What? Loud Sean. Yep. Loud Sean, fuck you and your fucking end zone bullshit, Loud Sean.

Stop texting Casey. Fuck off. Get out of here. Go smash glasses and black out, you asshole. Wow. When I saw his name pop up on my phone, which, of course, I have saved as Loud Sean, I was like, what could he possibly? I gave away my Adobe password, whatever, and it was just straight up just listening to the show and I fucking loved it it was phenomenal. I remember when there

was they were kicking around the idea of Loud Sean temporarily resigning for the weekend to go to fucking Vegas that's what I was talking about that was the rundown conversation I was referencing. Fuck off Loud Sean get out of town every

story that you hear about Loud Sean at Barstool is so funny. And just the idea that he is making points on my side of a radio show that I had no idea he listens to just makes it even funnier. Like, does he have a stripper money gun, like, sitting next to him while he's listening to this radio show? These are questions I need answered. I wonder how – I'm so curious to how other people's quarantines are going. We mentioned it last, I think last episode, like the people you usually see and talk to a lot.

And now they're just like completely out of your life. Like what is loud Sean's life right now? He's probably good for a lot of people who are escaping the wrath of Dave. You know, like there's only a few people that Dave's really going to be yelling at right now. I sent out another company email because oh yeah oh boy oh yeah of nate yeah nate went apparently went live on uh periscope or instagram and it had like 46 viewers so dave was in the comments and spam commenting write a

blog he wrote write a blog like 20 times as a comment. He says that if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does it make any noise? Just a friendly reminder that just going live or streaming to a very small audience does nobody any good. About a thousand spaces. I'd prefer you write blogs. The company emails are getting uh more and more

just they're just they're just very catty and passive aggressive and uses those terms like draw your own conclusions make your own assumptions it's just such an asshole thing to do but it's really like i also like how many more does the guy need to send before people just start writing blogs? How does that email go out the other day? And if you're not familiar, an email went out that said, just a reminder, we used to write blogs every 30 minutes back in the day. We're watching. We're watching how much you blog. And then nobody blogged.

How does that happen? How does that happen? How does that happen? I don't know, Kevin. i don't know kevin that's crazy that's a fair like i i don't know i don't know i mean i don't know what i i wonder it's gonna take i don't know but i also do feel like with like the live stream stuff it kind of counterpoint or it goes against like what we were talking about yesterday where it's like you know yeah nobody's gonna get 60 000 people watching an unwrapped goldfish like that's a day thing nobody's gonna get you know 250 000 people like big cat does but it's like well you know use it to grow your platform so i'm sure now people are sitting like okay well what's the what number matters you know what i

mean like i don't know now it's a question of like, so should I not go live? Should I not try this? Should I not try that? Which I guess the answer is, is we'll try all that stuff. Just make sure you're also, if you don't have a podcast, you don't have a show, you don't have whatever, just blog. Like that's pretty simple. The answer is you have to do all of it. Like you can go live for 15 minutes if you also wrote, you know, five blogs and then you can experiment and try and grow and work on some things. But like you got to you got to cover, you know, your bases. If you're you're just a blogger, if you are, you got to do your, you know, your initial job. I know it's tough. I mean, it's hard because like like, you know, when Dave does when he can he can trade all day and he can open up his mail and it's going to be content.

And so he now – he's been so big for so long that I don't think he even realizes that – and he's earned it. So he's allowed to do it. It's not like I'm saying he's lucky or anything. I'm saying he's built up an audience to the point that he can do anything and everything. When you don't have that and the world has completely stopped spinning, it's hard. It's like, well, what am I supposed to cover right now? What am I supposed to write? But that's where we would always counter.

Some of the best Barstool blogs ever written have nothing to do with live sports, have nothing to do with being out and the world operating. It's like when Dan used to write about Craigslist, he was just on fucking Craigslist messing around. Like, you know, you have your own personal experiences that you blog. You have your own personal outlook that, you know, it definitely makes it more difficult in the quarantine, but it can't be like, you know, the blanket excuse to do absolutely nothing.

But none of this really matters. After your boss sends emails like that, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what industry you're in. When your boss sends an email being like, you know, I need more of these fucking reports, you just do those reports. Yeah, and also I feel like, and I mean, the two of you are actually blogger bloggers from the beginning. I do feel like even though I'm not

a blogger, I do blog, but when I first got hired, I was trying so hard to write these intricate sports blogs and try to put some sort of things in. Then I wrote a blog about sexually harassing Dan Katz, and it was way more popular. It was like, oh, if I talk about things that I would talk to my friends about, those are things that are, that pop a little bit more. So it's like Caleb wrote something last night about his brother stealing his food and it was like the number one blog on the site for a little bit.

Right, right. Those are by far the best blogs. Nobody really cares about like the current event. You gotta, you have to write those as well because you gotta keep the register ringing. You gotta keep the news up and shit. But I'm going to end up having to write about random shit.

Like I'm going to have to get away from like baseball blogs because we have 1400 fucking baseball bloggers. So like if some news story comes out and I'm doing a podcast or doing a video, like someone's already written it. So it's like once, once there's like,

unless, unless there's like a Red Sox story, there's nothing for me to write about. Cause it just, but I'd always rather hear the Rockets take on, on weird shit than baseball. Yeah, me too.

Like that's, I disagree with you. I disagree with you more than half the time, but I mean, you, you have some like random weird shit that you could blog in your brain. You just have to get into that boat right now. I mean,

I tried it. I think it was like, uh, not last off season, but tried it i think it was like uh not last off season but the off season before i was like i'm gonna start blogging just like random shit and i did but then it's like then you start stepping on people's toes and like no no that's why yes to to to blag uh blog random stories that's where it gets like a little dicey because people do have yeah certain territories and turf and all that shit but if you're just blogging weird shit that goes on inside the rocket's

brain I mean there's there's plenty of shit going on up in that fucking that fuck house shit the food you eat and the fucking routines you have and all that shit and it's like it's like it's like reading the mind of a serial killer you know

he is a serial killer he's threatened to kill me yeah I'm of a serial killer, you know? He is a serial killer. He's threatened to kill me. Yeah, I'm just a serial killer that hasn't committed the act yet. Yeah, you're definitely. When it finally goes down, we're going to be the people on the news going like, you know, we should have seen it coming. No, Kevin, we will not be the people on the news. We'll be dead.

We'll be the dead people. No, I will be dead. You will be on the news. I will be. Like, once the act actually happens, guess who it's happening to? Me. Yeah, you're first up. Kevin will be on the news being like, honestly, I don't think it was him. You know what? That's my doubt. By the way, speaking of territory and Dave going on this rampage right now,

are you guys seeing what he's tweeting at Nate and Smitty? So he just quote tweeted. He's in full rage mode. He is. It's from Philly Transit Riders Union and it's a whole video of like the police and whatever else. And he quote tweeted and said,

hey, at Barstool Nate, blog this for Smitty Barstool since none of our Philly guys will get to it for weeks. That was six minutes ago. So that was post email. So it's going to get dicey. It is bad when he also has the receipts like here is a Philadelphia video.

And he's coming with like, he's bulletproof. It's one thing to just be like, yo, blog. And then you could be like, well, listen, don't know the the phillies aren't playing and uh this and that the other thing's not happening in quarantine it's like well here's an example here's some video you should be blogging oh yeah he's yeah he he just the the picture of nate are you seeing the tweet where he like screenshot the Nate thing? That's tough. Or just says go write a blog over and over and over like Jared said. That is, yeah. Yeah, but I like the one comment to the top.

Nate deserves a raise. Yeah. This is going to get – I am so happy it's Friday and there are no rundowns because I do not want to see Angry Dave right now. He's just – you know what's happening? He's by the way, he's, he's, he's very justified in everything he's saying, but this is all coming because he's lost like $1.2 million over the last week. He's not leaving his apartment. Yeah. It's like just all, it's basically like what happens right before he goes to Nantucket,

but there's no end in sight. Yep. It's only going to get worse. Being in Dave's crosshairs on social media, like, while he's, like, losing money is one of the worst feelings in the world. Like, I've probably been there a couple of times. I remember, I forget why he bet on the Red Sox for one game, but I think Kimbrel, like, blew his first save of the season, and it was, like, fucking mid-game. Oh, yes, I remember that.

You had tweeted out the game over gif. Yeah, yeah. He was very mad. He was like, I fucking hate you, and then tagged me in it. Yep, I remember that. Everyone was like, you need to fire him, Dave. You gotta fire him. Yo, people are such assholes,

by the way. Anybody who's ever on Twitter piling on someone asking a person to fire an employee is such a fucking asshole. What if one day it worked? What if one day he was just like, you know what? Yeah. Steve123 said fire him. I'm gonna fucking do it. And then you just just responsible for someone losing their job.

Did that happen with Neil, pretty much? Well, no. Well, that was just like, you know, Neil, God bless him. He took the leap. He had the balls to start it, and he was, like, trying his hardest. And I just don't think it was a great fit. If Dave really thought he was a good blogger and had the chops

and the crowd was just against him, he wouldn't fire someone because of that. But, like, listen, the crowd has been against me for fucking 10 years. The guy did the press conference and he was like, fire Neil, fire Neil. That's all I keep seeing on the internet. So guess what?

We fired Neil. Yeah. Well, maybe, alright, maybe And he was like, fire Neil, fire Neil. That's all I keep seeing on the internet. So guess what? We fired Neil. Yeah. Well, maybe. All right. Maybe. Yeah. I wonder where Neil is.

I don't know. I'm going to see if I can, like, dig him up somehow. He probably has no interest in it because it was not, you know, a great success. But what a story he could tell right now. Just, like, his perspective of everything would be fascinating you know like again it's not it's not a good one but it's it's definitely uh if he's made peace with it and moved on i would love to hear his side of things but yeah i mean he he kind of you know you ran up against a buzzsaw in dan and uh it was a time where the fucking comments and the peanut gallery was very unforgiving. It's really

crazy. I feel like if you could have entirely different Barstool careers and paths based on when you start. Even when we started Barstool LA and it was those two dudes from Indianapolis. If we were to do that now

if it was just to be like, yeah, we have two funny guys from the Midwest who are living out in L.A., it would be fine. Nobody would care. But at that point when we started, it was major cities, East Coast cities, people from those hometowns, liked those sports, and that's what you had to be. Right. That was just because of the time.

If Barstool moved to New York one year early, then like Dana is probably the face of chicks in the office. Right, right. Exactly. Exactly. It's like, it's all just timing.

It's like, who was there when certain things were popping up and some of it is for the better. You know, some people it's good serendipity and other people not so much but i don't know it's i don't know i i i come from uh i just can't imagine that those those emails coming through and not putting something out there anything right just anything well apparently apparently not

anything oh you mean from a blog standpoint blog point of view you can you know you can get away with a lot more because when you're when you're live and it says 46 people that's gonna get yeah that's that that goes like i said yesterday like if you i feel like if you don't have a podcast that might right now might be a good time to to play with some ideas but now But now after that email, maybe, I don't know. I don't know. You know what you got to do too, though, is like, like a lot of the blogs that are going up are highlights of Dave's stream.

Like you can go do all that other shit. If something interesting happens, you got to get it to the blog. Like you can have, you know, you can fuck around on Instagram and Twitter and have something, you know, have a conversation go on on social media of some sort. And then you just got to put it to the blog. Can I please tell you that Marty Mush and I were live today, and we were going to be putting a video up on the blog, and he just didn't save it.

Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin. Now, granted, Blattman's producing this whole thing. It's a show we were going to do before the quarantine anyways so now we're kind of just playing with it but uh Blattman and I came up with a very funny idea to highlight how much of a buffoon Marty was for not saving it so we'll still get something out of it but I don't understand how you just don't save things I don't let me play devil's advocate for a moment out of the brain trust that is Casey Smith and David Blatman, who decided to let Marty be the guy controlling

the production of it? Uh-huh. Uh-huh, Kevin. It's a great question that you just asked. Let me answer that for you. So we were originally going to be doing this off of my Instagram because my Instagram, like I have more followers there or whatever. We decided we want to do more on Instagram live sales right now and advertising, which is kind of a look behind the curtain, like not for you guys, people that are listening. They love the idea of Instagram lives right now. So we were talking about that. So we decided, and I say we, Gaz, social team wanted it to come from Viva La Stool

to make it more of a Barstool show than just my individual Instagram. So in order for that to happen marty has to go live from viva la stool and then request me so that it also still goes to my followers and the only person that can save it is the person on viva la stool which happens to be marty martin j mush and so in the video when the video comes out, it's very funny, but he got a text message at 10 a.m. from David Blattman saying, don't forget to save this video. And then and then so you mean when when you finish going live, it says, you know, save story. He just didn't save that. Yeah. So he's saying that his phone just like blacked out and it was in the middle of it, too, by the way. It wasn't like we weren't done yet. Like it was in the middle of it too by the way it wasn't like we weren't done yet like it was in the middle of a conversation and then the next thing so i think he like panicked and instead

of saying like save go back live he just exited out and then just went back live and when i got back on the second part of it he was just sitting there going shit yeah just over and over and over and how like deep were you how far into the show were you uh we had about two minutes left so oh man yeah but again it's the barstool difference like it's a very the video that we're putting out for the blog aspect of it is very funny because it's so marty and we were able to like pull together different things to make it probably even funnier than it would have been. And it would have been right. Right.

That was the point earlier. That's like, you know, you don't need to rely on the news stories because the people, the shit that people like the best is when, you know, those stories. Oh shit.

We're out of time anyway. Uh, well it's, it's the weekend for us. Although I don't think anybody should stop working under the current circumstances. So, uh,

everybody else enjoy your week. And meaning Saturday and Sunday. And we will see you back on Monday. I sent you a text, Kevin. Read it. Okay. Calendar starts on Sundays because the ancient Romans created it. Passed from ancient Egypt.

The weekend wasn't created until the American Union required a five-day work week in 1929. Pick Saturday and Sunday off as the days for religious reasons. Well, guess what? I'm an American. I'm a modern-day American. And we like our Saturday-Sunday weekends, which end on a Sunday. And we'll see you back on Monday. Everybody stay healthy.

First day of the week, man. And stay hot.