KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Draft Day

Episode Date: April 27, 2020

All the awkward moments from NFL draftee's living rooms. Who would be in your draft party? Do college girlfriends make the cut? That's Right, Zah t-shirts on the way. The Becton family is absolutely massive.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Uh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back! Welcome, welcome, welcome..., welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Welcome back, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome back to another edition of CCK.

It's a Friday afternoon. Was this the last Friday in April? Is that where we're at? Do we have one more in here? Nope. Last Friday in April. It's Friday, April 24th, Rocket. Next Friday will be May motherfucking 1st.

As, you know, calendars and time ceases to exist. No longer matters. But here we are. The only thing that matters is a Friday because a Friday night pints. We've got another bomb squad coming up for you tonight, 6 o'clock. It's going to be Coley, Mick, and Tyler facing off with Eddie and Carl in a little tag team action. And then we've got Smitty on to talk about his drama with Portnoy

and Game Time. And then we've got Josh Wolfe being our celebrity comedian closer for the night. So 6 p.m. tonight, we'll try to kick off your weekend right. Come do happy hour with us. It's sponsored by Grubhub, so come grub a pint with us. Last night was the draft. I also, Jared, I just sat down with Jeff McNeil, and we talked a little baseball. I'm hearing some bad rumors, Rocket.

What are the rumors, Kevin? You know, just a truly unfounded rumor, like really no, no, uh, nothing to back it up, but someone DM me saying that their mother works for the Padres and that she heard, uh, they're announcing like no baseball next week, which I can't imagine being true because even if there is not going to be baseball, I don't think any league is going to wave the white flag and shoot themselves on the foot.

I think they want to still maintain like hope. But just want to put that out there in case it's true, because then I get credit for it. You know, you know how that game goes. I don't believe any rumors right now. I don't think that anyone knows anything. Yeah.

I've heard like a bunch of different rumors all over the map. Rumors are coming from somewhere. Most of them are speculation. No one knows anything definitive because nothing definitive has been decided. Right. There just is nothing definitive to say. That's kind of more my point. If I had to guess,

if I was a betting man, I would bet that there will be no baseball, but I certainly don't think they're going to say that until the, until it's absolutely necessary. Because when every, every league is trying to be the first league back, no one's trying to be the first league declaring it over, you know,

because it's just bad for business. It's just less hope. People move on from your sport entirely. And, you know, because it's just bad for business. It's just less hope. People move on from your sport entirely. And, you know, there's less hype, hoopla articles being written, all that shit, you know? So that's why I said, like, the leagues need to coordinate with each other because, like, say, for example, like the NBA is the first league to come back. Like, that's liability.

Like, as a league, you're saying, we think it's safe to come back. How does the NBA know before the MLB and the NHL that it's safe to come back and these other teams are saying that it's not safe to come back? I would imagine they all have to come back at the same time. Yeah, right. The only thing that I think could be different is the WWE has figured out a way where it's like, well, if we test everybody and nobody else is involved and we're good to go, we could do that. So, you know, for a football team and you got 53 guys, it's it's it's hard if a basketball team can be like we have, you know, 12 guys each 12 between 12 and 15 dudes on 30 teams.

You know, that's a lot more manageable if If everyone were to somehow test and be clean, I could see that coming back while other leagues are not quite ready. But as far as the fan experience, right. Contact as well. Like, I mean, I, I mean, I understand everybody's sharing one ball. I mean, that's the whole point of it, but I do feel like with baseball, you're more spread out than football. So it's like, maybe that could be more of a thing.

Like you're not lining up on the line of scrimmage, literally touching each other. But I mean, I don't think that you want to be the first one to cancel it by any stretch of the imagination. I feel like if baseball just like could just have an endless amount of balls and it's just like every at-bat you just get a new one. You know what I mean? There's no, like we'll try to limit the amount of transferring as much as possible. I definitely think you can get creative with it. I don't even know if it's that though because it's like, I don't even think it's about the ball. Like look at WWE,

they're in their underwear rubbing against each other. Right. Well, that's where I'm saying that WWE sort of gives me hope that if you get, you know, your, your roster under control, that it's,

you know, why not? It's the only thing is I think it, you know, everyone has to decide if they want to come back with no fans. For wrestling, it's like we can put on, yes, there's a fan experience, but more or less they are like a once a week or twice a week TV show. So they're like, we're going to put on our product that we can air on TV weekly,

do a pay-per-view here and there. But baseball is kind of like, we need you know 162 of these bitches we need to sell out we need to have people coming so it's a whole it's a whole to do i do feel like the draft last night casey like it's not that it like helped confirm or you know helped prove anything health-wise but it just felt like at least like there was some sort of progression in sports like here's you know what what should have happened in april it did happen in april and like what's next um you know not to say that that like because they did the draft means that they can start to do training camps and practices and whatnot but it at least felt like you know something's happening in the

sports world um i don't know if it was like a placebo effect though because they can do like last night could be done digitally you know what i mean like i don't right right know if it was like a placebo effect though, because they can do like last night could be done digitally. You know what I mean? Like I don't, right, right. Like it was like, Oh yeah,

sports are back. And like, we're excited and we get to talk about something new and we had our massive stream and the whole thing, but you can do all of that from home. But at the same time, it is nice to see like something is scheduled. And even though it didn't look like it was supposed to before the

coronavirus, at least it went as planned without a hitch. Like, we're going to delay it to like May 15th. Like, no, we're doing it on time. Yeah, I could see them doing that. Like, I mean, that did not affect the draft experience for me at all. And I'm not a crazy, you know, nut when it comes to football. I know that specifically within football, the draft is at times a very

like... I feel like some football fans treat it like it's this religious experience almost. Maybe those people were upset that it didn't look exactly the same, but to me that was no different than a regular draft. The same emotions,

the same feelings, pretty much. Period. I felt from a fan standpoint, the same emotions, the same feelings pretty much period. I felt from a fan standpoint. Yes. Because I'm never going to go to the draft unless I have to cover it for some reason. Like I'm never going to be a fan sitting in the green room. It made me really sad for the guys because not only do they not get to go walk across the stage and get that like Epic picture and whatever else they had for most of them, they could only have like six people in their houses. Those draft parties looked so sad to me like i felt bad for them watching it because you

know like joe burrow is the number one overall pick like he's never gonna get to relive that again and he didn't get to walk across the stage and all the bangles fans like cheer him on for the first time i think that was though i mean do you think though you think that's like a moment that those guys really think of i mean i guess i guess so i guess it's like i think so like being invited to the green room and how big of a deal that is that you're thought of as one of the top players in the draft i think the opposite i think that the guys who are like um like joe burrow was known for fucking six months you know i feel like it's more of an experience for the guy who you know gets drafted in like the fourth round who like maybe wasn't going to get drafted at all

or a kid who was like supposed to be in the third round who like all of a sudden the team takes a gamble on them and they take them with their first pick and that's like a big deal i feel like for some of the top top guys this is almost like a formality in a sense like yeah but it's basically like practicing almost yeah yeah like you know yeah but it's basically like practicing almost yeah yeah like you know that but it's the emotions of getting to do it it's like you know just you dream your entire life of making it to the nfl and putting that hat on and getting your name called and walking across the stage i would assume would be a big deal and just like the emotion of waiting even though you know like you get the phone call your parents your girlfriend whoever's

there like to me it's like if you are going to win an Academy Award, you might know you're going to do it. But being there and getting it is way different than if it was digital and you're sitting at your home with like three other people. Like the parties just look sad. Like they were like, yeah, we can't. How about Tua? Tua's family looked like it looked like he had slipped. It looked like Tua slipped to like the last fucking round round even though he was going at the top of the draft and they were just sitting there with their lays on just like absolutely fucking dead corpses i couldn't believe it so the so the

the insider thing that we got at some point and i don't know where it came from because obviously steven shea got fucked by a couple insiders last night but a lot of that footage was old so like it wasn't live in the moment so those moments with two and his family could have been shot during like during the second hearing or the during i really tried um but i think again that shows the difference and like if it's in the green room and the dolphins were on the clock and it's like tank for Tua and all that, they're going to show live reaction from Tua's table, whereas there were so many moving parts, they probably were like, hey, roll the B-roll from the Tonga Bailoa house from 15 minutes ago, and they all looked like they were dead.

I was happy for Tua. I felt like he – I thought he was going to slip, and to be honest, I think he should have slipped in my uh college football expertise everyone knows i'm a fucking expert uh but i just feel like when you're when you when you've been taking hits and getting injured like major injuries like hip injuries at the college level i just don't i don't quite understand why that why people think that would not get worse at the pro level and i guess you could say you know you have better protection and you know better coaching keeps you out of danger but like if if college kids are beating you up i feel like the nfl is only going to be worse for you uh i i don't know if i would have taken a top uh taking him

with a top pick but i'm happy he's injury he's injury prone from what we've seen but at the same time like the injuries are kind of like freak accidents too it's not like the same knee over and over the same angle. Yeah, I mean, I've heard that about Mike Stanton before, too, though. And it's like, but sometimes you're just like Mr. Glass. Sometimes you're just injury prone. Yeah. If you're breaking your hips and shit now, I think that when you get laid out by some pro men,

that you're going to be in trouble. So I was happy to see him go because I didn't want him to slip. I would have preferred him to not be in the AFC East in the event that he does turn into a stud. But also I think that his injuries might be playing a factor. So I'm not too worried about him being in the same division. I love the Jets pick. When I was on the clock at that point, Becton and Tristan were still on the clock at that point, uh, Becton and, uh, Tristan were still on the board.

And I kept sitting there thinking like, I'm going to be happy. I'm going to be happy right here because either they're going to take one of these tackles that I wanted, or even if they threw a curve ball and they went like Judy or something like that, uh, either way, there was like four people on the board that I wanted and was guaranteed to

get. And I don't think i've ever experienced that as a as a as a football fan especially as a jets fan on draft night where again i keep always throwing a disclaimer minus sam where we knew what was going to happen there but i was like famous last words like i think i'm gonna be happy right now guys so i was in the backstage area of the draft stream whenever you were because because I was waiting to come back on, and I was watching you, and I was just like, wait, is Kevin not going to have some sort of meltdown tonight?

Yeah, Brandon kept pushing me to, you know, he expected it. And I'm like, listen, I don't just, I'm not going to be, I'm not going to have, I feel like Jerry Maguire, like I'm not going to do what you all think I'm going to do and just flip out. I've flipped out over the years when there is something to flip out over. And when they make a good draft pick, I'm,

I'm on board with it. I'm not one of these jets fans who just automatically booze on draft night. Like so many fans are, but even if you, for some reason, we're not sold on, on McKay Becton, maybe you were worried about his,

his drug test failure, which I could not give a fuck less about maybe you are worried i know he was kind of described as like the highest ceiling but also the lowest floor some people threw out some random shit that he was like out of shape and unhealthy so but even if you had those concerns as soon as you saw his fucking family of giants, they looked like Wildings from beyond the wall. They were huge. Even his mom, his father was I was like, can we draft him instead? Can we just like trade that pick and get Papa Pectin? Because that dude is the size of the fucking house.

So, I mean, the whole the shot of the family and then you were like can we just have the family the mom too i'll take the mom it just made me laugh because it's like like deandre swift's dad has always talked about and i know they showed him later in the draft like he's just a massive human it always is funny how we react like that like of course these massive humans are bred by massive humans yeah yeah yeah yeah that's very we're not going to tune in and be like, oh, this massive lineman has two 5'10 parents. No, that's not normally how it happens. That dad, though, holy shit. He looked, Rocket, this dude's dad looked like Huel from Breaking Bad.

He was that fucking big. I'm not even exaggerating. He was like the size of a fucking wall. I didn't watch the draft. Admittedly, I don't care, but I did watch the Barstool draft show, so I saw pretty much all of that. I saw the dude that the Jets drafted, and that guy has a career in the WWE if football doesn't work out.

A hundred percent, yes. I think he's 6'8", like 365 or something. Just an absolute beast. And Che threw out to me that he's 17% body fat, which in the heat of the moment, I thought he was telling me that he was fat, because I don't know. You could tell me percentages

of body fat. I have no idea what's good and what's bad. So I thought that was high, but I guess for a person of his size, that's actually exceptionally low. Well, Sandoval had 17% body fat. But he's also not six eight yeah yeah well that's that's what i mean so like those numbers to me like kind of don't make sense yeah i guess if you if you're six eight and you're 300 plus

with 17 body fat that's going to be way different than, I mean, how tall is Pablo? Pablo's like five, seven. I agree. I mean, like I'm, I'm like six, four and I have like five.

Right. Right. Yeah. What's Pablo Sandoval heights. What's your guess? Five, 11. Yep.

Five, 10, 11, 11. How much does he weigh I mean I'm not even gonna go I'm not even gonna he's actually listed

as 268 for who knows from when that was taken but even that like usually these guys that's his fucking hospital record in your bra 265 that's like Trent coming out of the womb that was when pablo was born bro um yeah but that's just like whenever like a girl is 5'1 versus a 5'11 girl and they both weigh like

130 it's like a completely different body yeah completely different body type like this kid being six to eight 300 plus with 17 body fat i would is pretty good. I'm not a scientist or a body expert, but I would assume that's, that's decent. He's a big boy. I just can't imagine being Sam Donald would be like, yes, that guy is going to have my back now. Like sign me the fuck up. There was, you mentioned the, the, the store, the,

the draft party like elements. And I think there was a couple awesome moments last night. Uh, and I don't know if you noticed these rocket, but I'd be interested to see who would be at your draft party because there was a couple incidents with girlfriends or, or female companions that were absolutely stellar. Uh, the first one being, I think it was CD lamb. Was that with the cell phone? CD lamb, which yeah. So CD lamb, by the think it was CeeDee Lamb. Was that with the cell phone, Casey?

It was CeeDee Lamb, which, yeah. So CeeDee Lamb, by the way, just complete side note on him. The fact that he was still there for the Cowboys to pick him was crazy. Crazy, right? But I'm pretty sure that that's his girlfriend, like known girlfriend that was sitting next to him. And that was a sight. So this girl is, you know, everyone's sitting on the couch, and she is decked out in, like, strappy high heels, very short dress,

legs till Tuesday, like, looking hot as shit. And, Drakken, did you see this at all? Did you notice this? I did. I saw the video on the barstool Twitter. Yeah, because I could see this being, like, a rocket situation. So CeeDee Lamb's on the phone with one cell phone. She reaches into his lap and grabs his second cell phone and starts to look at it. And he just like quietly but very deliberately like grabs the phone and takes it back.

Like, no, you don't touch my shit. It was a very funny moment of like, this is, there's a new, this is a new lifestyle. I am now in the NFL. Like, I don't know who you think you are, but don't touch my shit. There was that moment.

And then that exact situation is why my last relationship ended. Because she was going for your cell phone? Yeah, I, we, we dated for three years and then we broke up. we were like not together for like two months or so and then during that period i got a new cell phone and i had like my home gym and uh the bluetooth sucked so i kept my old cell phone to plug into the aux cord so i could like play my music but also have my cell phone on my person and we got together. And then she went through my old phone and found text messages from like when we were broken up.

And then that was the end of that. You can't have the snooping. You can't have it. And when people are, she was just like outwardly snooping. She wasn't like, she waited for him to leave the room. She just took it right out of his lap.

Well, that what's, that's what's funny is because to me, that probably feels more like not like snooping, more just like, I don't know. I just want to like look at Instagram or I want to like check what the people are saying about your draft pick or something like that. But he was just like, no, no, no, no. You do not get to touch this. Yeah, right.

You're right. See, what I thought happened, what it looked like to me, which first of all, she was decked out and I really appreciate the effort here. I guarantee you that's what she was going to wear in the room which is another thing so she was like like a couple don't get the red yeah and i'm gonna get my moment here no matter what yeah fuck you i i think he was on the other phone i'm gonna assume what i would i thought happened was that that phone went off like while it was in his lap and she knew that he was on the other one so she reached over right to either look at it or answer it or whatever he's like oh hell no you're not gonna answer that i don't think she was just like i'm gonna play snake on this like i think that he was

going to do something to it and he was like i also but also it right in front of someone i i can't imagine she planned on doing something sneaky it's just that no i don't think he was just like well you can't see anything that's going on on this phone period so you don't yeah i mean he just like our girl page put it perfectly like he sure does actually have fast hands like holy shit he snatched that fast right right um there was also uh isaiah wilson um yes isaiah wilson who she i guess is his girlfriend was sitting on his lap he gets drafted to what he was like the 28th pick or something like that uh 29th to the titans and he's having an emotional moment he's putting on the hat he's teary-eyed she's sitting on his lap

like very lovingly resting her head on top of his head. I think she's a little teary eyed and mama Wilson rolls up and gives her the tap on the shoulders. Like get up, get the fuck out. And there's definitely, I don't care. Anybody says there's definitely added element that she's like this white girl, blonde hair,

blue eyes. And mama Wilson is like, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, this is our moment. See you later, babe. It was as two of the most blatant things caught on camera that you can imagine causing an immense amount of awkwardness. But Mama rules, you know what I mean? I would have done anything in that moment for that camera to be zoomed out a little bit more. Like, how far away was Mama Wilson when that happened?

Did she run across the room to make that happen? Like, to see the exchange and it was so up close they were just like man i bet that was a beautiful sight to see as long as you were one of those two people i mean you know you could say what you want but like that girl's gone you know what what I mean? Like, uh, I'm sure you guys were a great couple in, in college, but like she's gone. It's toast. It's over. And I,

I think the worst thing you can, the worst spot you can be is the college girlfriend of a dude who's, who's going pro. Cause it's like, you could be awesome. You could be beautiful. You could be at all, but he's now going to go on to a whole

new life of millions of dollars and whatever else and i just don't think this is gonna last and you know who knows that mama mama knows mama just did not want even if even if that's not the case like even if that the relationship is over whatever mama just did not want girlfriend to take any of the shine right and i think that, I think that part's actually valid. I do think, you know, she's probably thinking you're not going to last forever, but let's say even you are around,

like this is about him. This is about me and, and his father, like, you know, buying him equipment and traveling for him and, and practicing with him. And like,

you know, great, great that you've, you've been fucking him for the past couple of years, but this is a big moment for like the Wilsonson family here so you ain't gonna be front and center really i'm sort of going down like all the all the rabbit holes of like who she could actually be like obviously girlfriend is the number one but like what if she's like a family friend that's been around right that would be the girlfriend or what if it's like like something

where she's like it's like, like something where she's like, it's like, I feel like in those moments, especially if you're married, I mean, clearly if it's, if it's your wife in the green room and she's there, then yeah, she's going to be first. Or if it's just like Joe Burrow's girlfriend was at the house. Um, they talked about that cause they've been together forever. Like that's fine. But if it's like a fringe girl that like somehow like snuck her way into being in there or just was like a thirsty girl. And like, he felt like he had to have her there. That's the most embarrassing scenario.

Like you thought you were going to use this moment to kind of like wiggle yourself in. And mama said, fuck you get the fuck out of here. What if she was like a, like someone who like trained with him or like someone who helped him or like something completely platonic. And,

and she was like, I guess like the, the leaning on the, the leaning over. Like I would think like if I was in that position, like if I was like a trainer or like a platonic friend, like I wouldn't be like, right. What would Ellen do rocket?

Who would, who would be like Ellen approved for your draft room green room night? That's a good question. Probably nobody. Would it be tight? Would it be like just the media family? No, just her probably. I think my dad would be like off camera,

just like smoking a cigar, being like, yeah, like that's the rocket. Like obviously he got drafted in the first round. Like what do you expect? And then like my mom. Your sister would be like, you know, hey, listen, you're not even blood. You're adopted.

You got to go. Right. Yeah. She would probably be watching. I feel like Zah would have to be there. Yeah, Zah would're not even blood. You're adopted. You got to go. Right. Yeah. She would probably be watching. I feel like Zah would have to be there. Yeah, Zah would have to be there. Zah has to be there. Yeah, Zah would be there.

Yeah, it would be me, my mom, and Zah. You know what they should do? How about this idea? What if the pick actually gets announced by a person of your choice? So the team calls Jared, and it's like, all right, yo, dude, we're going to take you with like the ninth pick. And then Zaha gets to go out there and be like, with the ninth pick. That's right.

That's right. That's the rocket with the number nine pick overall. That's right, rocket. Let's go. And everybody has a moment on stage. That would be incredible. I think like if I got taken in the first round with the ninth pick, that Zaha would go up there and without even consulting me he would just be on the same page he'd be like with the ninth pick the seattle

mariners select the rocket uh we will be re-entering next year's draft until we get the one number one overall yeah but yeah that would be great if that person could be yeah with the ninth pick because these eight dumb motherfuckers all passed on my boy. What were you thinking, San Francisco? What were you thinking, Detroit? What were you thinking? And just cut a whole WWE promo right then and there. Yeah, and you know what? I would love every second of that.

I wouldn't even care. I would go back to college or wherever else and I would just deal for another year and then the next year I would get taken with the first overall selection. Have you ever thought about doing That's Right t-shirts? Yeah. I mean, like, I feel like, like,

limited edition t-shirts are in right now for Barstool. So I think we might combine two trends and do, like, a That's Right Za tie-dye shirt. Woo, buddy. You got to go tie-dye. I got some tie-dye in the mix right now for Viva Line. Ooh, crop tops are in too. Rocket is working overtime.

Tie-dye, let's go Zah crop top. I mean, sign me up, Jared. Talk about a niche market to all the ladies out there who like Zah. It was either earlier this week or last week when we talked about the barstool, like, tops card set. That might actually happen. Like, we got the ball rolling on that. For our own in-house or, like, partnering with an actual card company? Because that's what me and Dave did.

Yeah, we would be partnering with a card company. And it would be, like, a collab-type set where, yeah, we would put out a card set. It would have all the bloggers. It would have, you know, all the podcasts, all the shows. There'd be a CCK card where it would be like triple autographed CCK cards. Oh, that'd be dope. And different like Barstool moments. Like there'd be like a King Richard's Fair card, which would be, like, very rare.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Would you, like, would you have cartoons on it? Or, like, what pictures would you have on it? Just action shots. I feel like we would have action shots. I also think that it would be great to have, like, the different stages of Dave set. Oh, yeah.

Where it would be, like like fat Dave, rich Dave. Could you imagine, uh, this is going to sound mean, but could you imagine like a, a limited edition or like a fat pack of cards with all of Dan's like most memorable fat pictures? Yeah. Like everybody has those kinds of moments.

Like we're going to get creative with it. You could definitely have just like, you know, a picture of me in front of a microphone or picture of Keith that is at his laptop. But then like the pictures from the videos, pictures from the road, staged pictures,

uh, trig drawings. Like there's really an endless amount of possibilities where you could have, you know, there's only a hundred people on the roster, but you could probably have, you know, a couple thousand cards when you start to put together all the different

pictures of all the different personalities. Yeah. I mean, there's a, there's endless possibilities, Kevin. And, uh,

I'm excited for it. And I would put the chances of this coming to fruition at like 80%. Wow. Good shit. That's awesome. I've been wanting to do for years, uh, comic books.

I think Barstool comic books would be very funny. Like graphic novels have trig draw the panels and you have, uh, you tell some sort of story that, you know, like you could have a tale of when the rocket was born or something in comic book form, or just made-up stories. That's a great comic. That's in the Barstool book that Caleb put together, the origin of the rocket is in there right if you had like a full graphic novel that with pictures and you know all the different panels with the drawings i think it would be uh there's just so many endless possibilities i love that we're at the point where every idea is one that like we either can do or should have done like when i saw that mike trout mike trout i saw that mike stud was putting together the the beer pong tournament it's like fuck that could have been us it should have been us we have the resources we have the connections like there that could have been us it should have been us

we have the resources we have the connections like there's no idea at this point that we really can't at least you know like you said get the ball rolling on or you know no reason why none of them can't come like all of them can't come to fruition yeah it's it's uh it's definitely i mean comic books i mean bob fox would probably come come himself if we got into the comic book game. Well, that's the reason why I want to do it too. That demo is, you know, crazy. That's a big demo. I mean, there's a reason why the comic book movies are the highest grossing films of our lifetime, if not ever.

But the Barstool book, The Origin of the Rocket, it talks about how Roger Clemens was in the delivery room the day that I was born. And the term vaginal mucus was used in the origin story. And I was someone close to Clemens reached out about the story and they said that they were going to buy the book and have Clemens sign it and send it back to me. And why did we have to throw in the vaginal mucus right there? Yeah, that was so gross. Drop that in there. Context. I mean, that is.

Rocking. How big of a fucking lip are you rocking right now? You got a hammer in? Yeah. Every day I get my new radio tradition. I'm very. I like it. I'm very routine.

Routine oriented. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's kind of what we're going with now. As we hit the break, I'll hit you with an idea that I don't think we can do just because of legal purposes almost. But my latest idea that I was trying to work on was a Where's Waldo book.

But instead of Waldo, it was Wood. So blend pictures with, with, uh, wood, the giant black dude with the huge dick, just like sneakily sneaky hiding in like, in,

in, uh, historical pictures. So like Joey Langone has been making them. It's like, there was a picture, there's a picture of JFK riding in the, in the motor case.

And like, if you, you gotta like squint and look in the crowd and there's a picture picture of Wood just sitting on a ledge all the way in the back. We had pictures of the guys sitting on the I-beams, like the mural we have in the studio with Wood sitting on the end there. We were going to have all different memes, all different people from the internet hidden in the pictures. An adult wears Waldo. It's like, you got to go find Wood, and then you got to go back and find this guy and that guy,

but I guess we can't do it because of copyright issues or whatever. That would be so funny, though. The article that tracked down Wood's family, Tom Segura put Wood on a shirt and was selling them. And he tracked down Wood's fiance because he wanted to give her the proceeds. And apparently Wood was just at a rough patch in his life and needed to pay the bills and took those pictures. He was not like a lifelong gay porn star. He just was in a tough

patch of life, which makes sense when you look at his face. It kind of tells the story of him being like, all right, take a picture of my giant fucking dick. I just got to pay the bills here. Kind of a bleak

ending to that story. Turns out he was dead and also doing it out of desperation, not desire. So, all right, P-Wood. You brought everybody a lot of happiness in a dark, dark time. I wish I could have immortalized you with a book, but I guess it's a little too hard logistically.

But we're going to hit our first break. When we come back, we'll take some calls. 833-85-STOOL is the phone number, and we'll keep it moving here on a CCK Friday. Hey, let's let the dogs out, Rocket. On the second half hour, we'll do a little dog. Yeah, yeah, I think so, Casey. Yeah, yeah.

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It's a dog day afternoon. Dogs only. Dogs only. No kitty cats. You gonna be a dog? You gonna be a dog or what? You know who's a dog? Just one time, bitch.

Just bark, bitch. Well, then you thinking about it until we had to throw it on. Just bark, bitch. No, no. Well, then you're not a dog. Well, no, but I also refuse to give in to your commands when you end it with bitch. Well, you're a dog. You're a female dog. You're a bitch. Yeah, well, maybe I'll bark.

Maybe I'll bark whenever you least expect it. I'm not going to do it on command. If I am going to be a dog, I'm definitely not listening to you. You know who's a dog? Dominican Dylan. That's a dog. Yeah. Let's bring him in.

What's up, Dil? How we doing? Yo, what's going on, guys? What up? We just decided to have a little Friday dog day. So, you know, starting the weekend on a high note. How you doing? Good, good, good. Listen, last night, watched a little draft, got cleared by the Docs,

so started drinking a bit. Atta boy. Wait, who's your team doing? Are you a Dolphins fan? Why do I think that? No, no, Redskins, Redskins. He's a Miami fan. That's such a weird.

You're a Hurricanes, Redskins, Yankees fan? No, come on, Kev. Are you kidding me, dog? What's going on with you? You're a Mets fan, right? You're a Mets fan, right? So you're Mets, Skins, Canes... Knicks and Rangers.

Knicks, yeah. You're all over the map, bro. You're all over. What's the Redskins connection? It was... Because living in Manhattan I remember I moved from Manhattan to upstate for a little bit because we didn't really watch football so I think I was like eight and then one of my boys he was like yo come over watch the family and shit like that and uh his his uh uncle liked the skins so as I started watching then I liked Jason Campbell and all that from watching him in college football.

So I was like, all right, I'll go with the skins. It's crazy to me that you're young enough that Jason Campbell was forming your fandom. That's nuts to me. That is crazy. That's a guy I think. I was like fucking 25, it feels like. What's good. What do you got for the weekend?

You feeling better? You're medically cleared or what? Have you just been sitting by yourself? Yeah, I've been like in the room, which hasn't been bad. Like it's been it's been nice. The meal's been brought it up. The laundry's been getting done for me. So it kind of sucks being cleared now, to be honest. Honestly, I'm with you, dude. I think there's nothing better

in the world than a little sympathy, a little pity, a little, like, come take care of me. I think this is why, you know, girls always complain about how men are so dramatic when they're sick, and it's like, because just one time, we want to fucking be pampered. We want to be fucking taken care of. That's right. That's right, bitch!

We don't get taken care of. In the bedroom, sometimes, we don't get taken care of. Yeah, we don't. In the bedroom sometimes we don't get taken care of. Exactly. We need to find better women. Yeah, you're goddamn right we do. You're goddamn right. But yeah, a little sympathy goes a long way. I saw that clip too with C.D. Lin.

That chick, that chick is out of pocket. Oh, how good. How good. She's out of pocket. Yep. I'm telling you, that dude, listen, this is one thing. If I was getting drafted, the room would go by seniority. Okay.

Mom, dad, siblings, friends, whoever came first, seniority, and then the girl. It could even be a wife. I'm not having her in the shot. No way. I don't know. I feel like you can do that, but you're going to hear about it for the rest of your fucking life, man. You got to have the life, Dylan. I guess, yeah, yeah. We'll go with, but girlfriend,

I don't think you should have him in the shot. Like, all of a sudden, you guys get drafted, and they're kissing their girlfriend first. Dude, like, show some loyalty, my man. I know she's giving it up to you, but like... That's the thing. It's like, you remember what you

did for you last night bro yeah i think i think girlfriend i'm okay with that like i think that they're like if it was like roles reversed like if i was getting drafted like husband could be sitting there but like if it was a boyfriend i would want him there but boyfriend don't i mean that's you're not really bound to each other yeah you gotta think too though he or she could take the pictures or something that's what they do you gotta remember that like you know if if you're not supposed to be together forever and uh then you look back on one of like the seminal moments of your life and you got this person who like you know you ended up kicking to the curb and is no longer even in your life that's why i like a lot of times when you do wedding pictures um like if if people are in the wedding party or in the family,

but they're not like married, a lot of times people will put them on the very end because then you could just cut them out and not like change the picture because you never know if people are going to last forever. Yeah, you're right about that. I got some pictures of people I don't even like anymore. Exactly. And it's like something you want to hang on your wall. You have to like read the room.

Like when I was in that relationship for six years, like I would take certain pictures, but then I would also be like, all right, why don't the family get in there? Like even like year five, like I'll take the picture at a wedding or because it's like, why?

Like I know we're, and we did, we eventually broke up, but I don't want to think about it. That's there's no, that taking pictures is one thing. Cause you can stage them and have multiple ones in the moment you're drafted it's it's a one-time moment camera's on you yeah and if you had it with like a girlfriend it's you know prone to to blow up did you did you see also did you see um

i guess cd lamb's girl used to go out with trey young too yeah that was something he was tweeting about right crazy yeah so trey young quote tweeted the video and said that he was like yeah bro was like put down my phone or whatever the fuck it was which is like that's i i i feel like i mean it's different sports so not a big, but like you can't date a girl that's dated another professional athlete. If you're in the same league, like, you know, the amount of shit talk you are subjecting yourself to the amount of clowning that's going to go on. That happens all the time, though. Oh, my God. These guys are there, man.

I'm telling you. Well, I think it's different if it's like all these guys like, yeah, like, oh, you smashed too? Like, whatever. But to date? You think that happens a lot? That's a bad look. I also don't know if it would have even, like, think about the only reason we're talking about her is because the phone thing

happened. Like, no one would have any clue that she dated Trae Young before had that moment not gotten viral. So i feel like i mean i mean i know you see like you know amber rose or whoever like they all date like multiple celebrities i feel like there's gotta be girls that date multiple professional athletes and you just don't know it because they don't go viral for it well and rocket you brought this up the other day about uh like in general with with secrets and lies and conspiracies and like how, how, uh, somebody like always opens their mouth.

Like if you're, if, if you're, uh, if you did multiple pro athletes and like, it just seems crazy to me that like there, that you would do that just because like, she's going to know about you. She knows about him. There's so much details that they now know. I don't know. It seems so risky to me. Yeah.

I feel like, but you guys made the point about like the lifelong girlfriends. Like those are the ones like Joe Burrow. How long have they been together? Like multiple years. Forever. Forever. Like they've been together.

I mean, I don't know if it was high school, but it's definitely like when he was at Ohio state, they were together. And Joe Burrow's definitely like when he was at ohio state they were together and joe burrows now like 33 so i'm sure that there's dudes that got drafted that have had a girlfriend for like four months and it's like you're not going to bring that girl onto a live feed the day that you get drafted like she can be your girlfriend you can be happy and everything can be great but like if you've been dating if it's not like a rock solid thing then yeah i can

see why you would leave somebody out but then how awkward is that though to be like hey babe like I know we're dating I know it's good but by the way you can't come tonight like good luck with that fucking one that's basically that you're gonna be in sex limo so she's gonna deal with it well that's the thing

the excuse is like hey babe I don't want to pick you up I think there's also the difference of like you can invite them and just not have them sitting right next to you yeah yeah yeah like i feel like that's like that's reading her like i because i completely agree like again in a boyfriend situation if it's a serious boyfriend for like multiple years or however long like yeah that's going to be a lot different than if i've been dating a guy for like six months but i if i'm dating a guy, I would still want him there. Like, just maybe not front and center.

You got to pump her tires, though. You got to be like, babe, like, I'm about to get drafted. I don't need the media bursting in the door. Can you watch the door? What about this? How about this? How about this? How about I tell you, like, listen, tonight I'm getting drafted.

Like, the media and the camera is going to be on and you are just so beautiful. You are so hot that like, it's going to be, it's going to be chum in the waters. The creeps are going to be out. The blogs are going to be writing about you. I think it would be best if, uh, you know, I just keep you to myself and keep you off camera. That bitch will jump in the pictures if you say that. No, yeah. You think that's going to work? If you know you're going to get taken like 9th, 10th, 11th, somewhere around there, you're like, babe, honestly, I'm probably going to get taken with the 22nd pick around there. So just come later.

Can I get a coffee real quick? You don't have to show up until the second round. I heard I'm going to slip. Don't worry. I feel like if you again if it's like like jordan speaks and i think they're married now but like you rarely saw his girlfriend slash fiance because they've been together for so long and then when you did see you're like holy shit that girl's a rocket ship you could get away with the excuse you use kevin if it's a serious

relationship where you're trying to keep everything private like i just don't want my life on display if it's a casual relationship the girl's gonna use that like billings are said she's gonna want to be in the pictures like oh you think i'm so hot well then i want everybody to see how hot the girlfriend would turn to you and say yeah dude i know that's why i'm dating you that's the whole fucking point bro i kind of like that though she said that like girls like that like that. Yeah, let's just keep it real. Let's just keep it honest, you know? I mean, the famous picture of Russell Wilson's first girlfriend

was, I mean, was that draft night or the night he signed his contract? I think it was when he signed his contract. You know what I'm talking about? Yes. With the maniacal laugh on her face. Yeah, where it's like, she's got the crazy look. And the, like the, the maniacal, like laugh on her face. That was crazy.

She got the crazy look. And like, I'm pretty sure the like ultimate slab in the face was that it was, uh, it was like the contract signing was when she made that face. And then like two days later, he was like, you're gone.

Peace out. I got that money. No, it was draft night yeah so it says titan selection and that face is just like like that's a zoom in like narrator you know like she didn't last very long because that is uh at all time like okay now i'm now i'm i won a super bowl like see you later i'm gonna go date a superstar and be a power couple peace out imagine having to be you know we talked about the green room earlier.

Like if you were kind of on the cuff of like being serious with somebody, but you're not fully serious yet. And then you have to decide if you're going to bring them to the green room or not. Like walk the red carpet with them and all that. Like that decision seems like it would be way more stressful than just inviting somebody over to your house. Yeah, that is true, too. I mean, it's probably a lot more of a casual situation. But I guess you're right. When a girl like that, when she shows up in her same outfit that if it was going to be done, you know, at the arena,

and it was done just in the living room, and she's still wearing the stripper heels, yeah, that's a sign. And when you're the second athlete she's dated. Yeah, man. She had some Stacey Keebler legs. She had like four foot legs. That was wild. I know Jack Mack last night. Jack Mack was doing detective work.

I look at my Twitter. All of a sudden, I see him. He found the IG already. I was like, oh, shit. Let's take a look. See, that's what I mean, though. That's why you got to play that card. Like, I'm too uncomfortable.

See you later. But yeah, I'm sure she'll – who knows? Maybe that was all an intentional move. Maybe she was like, all right, I'm going to do something to get on camera right now. Let's go viral. Grab that phone. Then you've got the – you know females. Like, we overthink everything.

Then if it's like, okay, you don't want me on camera, then what girl are you worried is going to see me with you? Like, you can't – you just you you just got to either say yes or no off the bat i'm trying to make an excuse that's not the real excuse is never going to fly never going to happen uh dill we got to keep it moving here what do you got this weekend nothing i'm just gonna for the most part get a little back into drinking what keep watching the draft hope the skin take a little tight end hopefully they get that defensive tackle from a and m to this round, and then we'll see.

Nothing crazy, but we're going to start wrapping it up now. You enjoy it, dude. All right, guys. Stay safe, man. We got my boy Mike from California on the line. What's up, Mike? What's good, guys? I'm good.

How are you, man? Not too bad. Looking forward to the next Jordan Doc. Yes, sir. In the meantime, I want to give you another angle to look at the NFL from, from a buddy of mine who works in logistics and equipment management for the NFL. The schedule comes out a week from tomorrow. They already have the schedule.

He does not think there will be a season just strictly based on logistics. Wait, say it again? I don't know what that means. So just based on like there's just not enough time or what? They have the schedule, so they put the bids out to the hotels and all that, but he's saying in order to move 100 people from the bus to the plane, the plane to the city, once you get off the plane onto another bus to a different hotel and keep moving people around and secure seven meeting rooms for position coaches and meal rooms and training rooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're going from New York to Miami to Chicago to L.A. on the turn of a dime in different cities.

He says he doesn't think it's possible. Again, not like your source, not confirmed, obviously, but he just doesn't see how this works out. Yeah, I mean, I think that's what people don't also realize too is sometimes they think about just like, are the players healthy and can fans congregate? But it's like there's so much more, like just booking flights booking hotels food meals travel

they usually start planning hotels right now this week huh for the whole but also i feel like i feel like that is what you do under normal circumstances and if correct you know now we're in a you know crisis mode the whole world is doing it right like like like at the same time you're booking you're booking hotels because uh they book up and they fill up and you have to have your shit done. But when no one's traveling and hotels are, like, basically empty right now, I would imagine you don't need to, like, this far in advance. You know what I mean? So I wonder if it's giving you more leeway. Well, they have more leeway.

They have to obviously bring their own food and their own cooks. But he was more thinking just from player safety, getting on a contained bus, going onto a contained plane, going into a hotel you don't know, onto another bus at a different facility, and then doing this every week or every other week. Right. I know. It does seem like – I wonder if we look back. Let's say there's no sports this year because in a way i feel like it's already happened on like a small level like i remember when we were talking about planning uh like ksu radio live shows a week before the quarantine we were like you know i

think we should still do it i think we should try and then you know seven days later we were all laughing at ourselves like could you do could you believe that we thought we were going to be able to do like a comedy show and so i wonder if on a big scale you thought it was your choice yeah right and so i wonder if looking back we'll be like people thought do you remember we got our hopes up that there was going to be sports in the year 2020 like of course not you, I wonder that could easily be something. 40 cameramen with us? Yeah. Right. Right. Stuff like that that you just don't think of that might be, like, essential to the operation. It's like, yeah, I'm sure you're going to cut out a lot of corners and get rid of a lot of luxuries and whatnot.

But even things that are absolutely necessary to pull this off are no longer allowed. It's just I could very well see a scenario where it's like, can you believe that the country thought in the very same year that the epidemic was occurring, they thought they were going to get professional sports. I think it's more likely than not. They're talking about multiple planes and multiple hotels. All the time.

Like every, all across the country, week after week after week. Yeah, it does seem hard. How quickly can we spread this across the country? Yeah, right. I know. country, week after week after week. Yeah. It does seem. How quickly can we spread this across the country? Yeah. Right. I know. And that's the other thing too.

You could maybe pull it off. You also could maybe like make this thing last, you know, an extra year. So interesting stuff to hear from like, you know, the people in the trenches on this all. Let's hope you're wrong though. Let's hope that he's. I hope I'm wrong. Obviously, I hope I'm wrong. What are you expecting?

I believe this episode is going to be, this weekend is going to be the Rodman episode, which I think a lot of people are going to get exposed to Rodman on a level that I don't think they, everybody knows that the worm is crazy, but when you start to hear the details and especially details that maybe none of us have heard yet, I think it's going to be quite the episode for the random people who are not recording. If no one, maybe it's a Chicago thing, but if you didn't know Rodman, like, I'm sure because you guys are tied into it, but Rodman wearing the wedding dress, like in Chicago, was like, oh my God, he's actually crazy. Right, right. I mean, he is on a level that I truly... Bad as I want to be as i truly genuinely believe he's

on a level that maybe a couple other people are on mike tyson and that's like about it that comes to mind i think he's one of the most fascinating weirdos to ever walk the planet earth i did uh and actually this will be a good weekend for me to plug the storyboards I did on. So you should rerelease the worm. Yeah, for sure. In the mix with Dennis Rodman chronicles his life going from when he was working in airports, scrubbing toilets to his his growth spurt, which led him to college ball, which led him to the pros. And then next thing you know, after putting together a improbable, nearly impossible Hall of Fame career, he also ends up being a fucking ambassador to North Korea. It's just it's Mad Libs, dude. It's like pick a name, pick a job, pick a country. Carmen Electra in there.

Right. Carmen Madonna broke his dick three times. The stories of him telling how he broke his dick are just if I broke my dick once. Tragedy. You break your dick twice like wow you have the worst that's on you you break your dick three times you don't deserve to have a penis anymore from someone take it away from him sprinting across the room what a freaking freak uh all right man you have a good weekend can i catch up uh? On the worm? On the Jordan documentary.

Oh, I'm sure. It's on the app. Yeah, I'm sure it's on the app. I bet you I'm almost willing to guarantee they run the first two episodes right before the new ones air. Every week they'll do, so like next week they'll do episode one at seven, episode two at eight. The new ones nine and ten, and then it'll keep backing up. But if you go to the ESPN app right now, you can select the uncensored one and just the regular one.

Rocket. I would just have myself a Sunday and do four hours of MJ. Cause what else you got? I'm probably going to. Yeah. Yeah. We'll be talking about it on Monday. So everyone enjoy the weekend.

Enjoy MJ and come on back for CCK Monday afternoon. In the meantime, stay home, stay healthy, stay hot. We'll see you next time.