KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Drama Week (featuring Coley, Marty Mush, Brandon Walker, Ria & Gaz)

Episode Date: July 1, 2019

Tensions were high in the office all week. Jared & Coley don't believe in the moon, Marty does ASMR with Abella Danger, actual college football conversation, everyone in the office is fighting and Dave is watching. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, welcome in to the best of CCK. Hope you're having a fabulous Monday. Kevin basically just ran out of here. Gone. He's gone. See ya. This entire week, so you're listening to this on Monday,

Varsal Sports has the entire week off. No live radio, no blogging, no anything. And I don't think Kevin could have gotten out of this building faster on a Friday afternoon. He literally signed off the show on Friday, basically just the way that that scene in Half-Baked Work was like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You're cool, but fuck you, I'm out. That was Kevin Clancy.

I'm going to read this verbatim because our guy Deke Zuckerucker so if anybody's listening to this it's not on twitter this is the guy who quotes all of our radio shows wildly out of context we have like a love-hate relationship with him yeah but he kind of documents what we what we say this was kevin's parting quote as he literally ran out of the building before we even recorded this podcast he said i'm getting the fuck out of here fuck it fuck this place fuck everybody fuck the chefs fuck getting the fuck out of here. Fuck it. Fuck this place. Fuck everybody. Fuck the chefs. Fuck the boss. Fuck the drama. Have a wonderful 4th of July. I'll see you. Maybe never. I just might goodwill hunting this place and disappear. I love that. I love it too. That's how I feel every day though. Well, yeah, but this time it's like, you know, you can drop

that and you don't have to see anybody that you work with if you choose not to for 10 days. It's kind of a big deal. It's really that long? Yeah. Today's Friday. We will not see each other again for two Mondays. This break means nothing to me. It just doesn't apply. Like I still have to work the entire time. Well, before we get to that, I want to talk about vacations because most people that are listening to this probably have, you know, real jobs where, you know, you have to ask off for vacation. You have a lot of days of vacation. We don't have that here at Barstool. We sure don't. And we've run into some drama with that. We've also run into drama this week about people getting fired. A little bit of that.

A little bit of that. A lot of that, probably. So before we get into the best of, let's talk about ZipRecruiter, Jared. Let's please. Now, I don't think Dave Portnoy is going anywhere else looking to hire new people at this moment. But if he does decide to start hiring people, Jared, he should go on ZipRecruiter. I agree with that. Because hiring can be very challenging. There's one place where you can go where hiring is simple,

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ZipRecruiter.com slash KFC. That's ZipRecruiter.com slash KFC. ZipRecruiter.com slash KFC. ZipRecruiter is the smartest way to hire. And Jared, we mentioned it. We're talking about it now. People almost got fired here at Barstool this week. Very close.

I wanted to know what Dave was actually going to do because when he had Jeff D. Lowe in there and he gave Ken Jack 10 minutes to get in the radio studio or else he would fire him, I was like, I don't know if he actually would fire someone over that. I don't know if you can. He was so mad. But he had to.

He was so mad. You're in a position now where it's like all right if you call my bluff that's that's not a good look for dave and dave's not gonna get you know dave's not gonna put himself in a position to look bad no he's not uh i mean and you'll hear this throughout the best of because this is really what took over this entire week leading up to our vacation week and there's two weeks here at barstool where we get completely off it's the fourth of j of July and it's Christmas, between Christmas and New Year's. And we completely shut down other than podcasts and stuff going on the site. And I don't think a lot of other jobs get to do that. Because, I mean, Christmas is a little bit different.

But when I told my friends that I'm off from now until two Mondays from now, they were just shocked. Yeah. And it's very much needed around here. Yeah, but I don't get that. So I only get the one week. Yeah, it's very much needed around here yeah but i don't get that so it's i only get the one week yeah yeah it's baseball season so i mean it's i mean i guess if i really wanted to i could shut it down it's like all right if you're shutting the company down but like no i can't do that like i'm still gonna blog every game i'm gonna be getting on a plane tuesday to go to toronto

hardo and getting on a plane tuesday to go to toronto we're doing three games there uh getting a bunch of content and then we are going to Cleveland for the All-Star game. Oh, before we do that, we got Rocket Bobblehead night next weekend. Casual. Yeah. Rocket Bobblehead night. That'll be great. How many Bobbleheads are you going to bring into this office? Probably not a lot. I think they're only giving

out a thousand. Oh, this is like exclusive. Yeah, I think they only made a thousand, so it's the first thousand people that go to the game get the Bobblehead, so I'm pretty sure they sold more than a thousand tickets so i bet you you get none is this like the ultimate for you right now other than you know the world series thing and the parade in the ring whatever like you have your own bobblehead no because i'm getting a world series ring the weekend after but i'm saying like outside of the world series experience yeah it's pretty cool yeah it's pretty cool I think what's even cooler is that we had a Red Sox draft class the year before that. We had this dude, Nick Decker. I think

he got taken in the second round and he's now with the spinners and he came on the podcast. He came in the box office last summer and I asked him, I was like, hey, they're going to ask me to throw out the first pitch for my bobblehead night. Do you want to catch it? And he was like, fuck, yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. So you're having, I mean, you're having a decent week. I don't know. It's like,

I'm, I'm about to have a decent going to Toronto. I don't know that I had the best week this week. Like Dave was, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying.

Next week is going to be, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm about to go on a run. I'm about to get hot. I know how that feels. I'm definitely about to get hot next week too.

Uh, I feel like at this company, people either totally understand the vacation situation or they totally do not understand the vacation situation so you're not everyone fully understands it no but i think you have a better handle on it says all right yeah well we're like we're shutting the office down means just like do all do everything that you normally would but just don't come here yeah like. Like I'm still going to put out four podcasts. Yeah.

Because you're, well, you're in season. I'm in season putting out four podcasts. And then the only thing I don't have to do is radio. That's it. So I've talked about this on radio plenty of times before. And of, you know, the year and a half that I've been here, my nickname came from a vacation I took last July. Abiza Casey.

Yeah. Because my season is football. I don't know if you knew that. I'm a football gal. Yeah. Big time. So like baseball recently though. Yeah. I'm glad we bought it. No, no. I like, I've always liked. yeah because my season is football i don't know if you knew that i'm a football gal yeah big time uh so like baseball recently though yeah i'm glad we've no no i like i've always liked baseball just a little bit more i've just watched it a little bit more this year um i mean there's nothing else

going on jared that's that's what you do right well the women's world cup is going on right now actually as we're recording that yes you do you're an american i just don't care though you're a shitty american i mean it's it's not like world war four it's it's soccer it's the world cup don't care that's like saying like there's a world ping pong tournament it is not the same oh but there's an american team so you have to care about ping pong uh jared if you're comparing a ping pong tournament to the sport so do you feel that way about the olympics yeah i don't care about the olympics either okay then that's fair but i mean the the world cup is like the most prestigious.

But I don't care about soccer. Well, right. But it's the biggest thing in the entire world when it comes to sports. I don't care. Other than the Olympics. I don't care. I do. I'm not a huge soccer person.

I do enjoy watching soccer. I have long said this since the 2010 World Cup, whenever I got into the United States men's team, was that you cannot be a bandwagon fan of your country. You just can't be. No. You're an American. You're allowed to root for the United States men's team was that you cannot be a bandwagon fan of your country. You just can't be. You're an American. You're allowed to root for the United States. I think that the World Cup is really cool. I hated last year that the men's team didn't make it. Those bums. The women are going to

win the gold. They're going to win the whole thing. It's not gold. It's not the Olympics. I'm rooting for them. I just don't care. They're going to win the World Cup. If they win or lose, it doesn't affect my life any bit. Well, it's fun to watch. This entire office is shut down from that right now. But beside the point, during baseball season, you don't get to take vacation. During football season, I don't get to take vacation.

Last year, I took a vacation in July because I had it planned before I came to Barstool. I had it planned when I was working in Boston covering the Patriots. And I don't know if you know this, but training camp starts at the end of July. So I put my vacation right before training camp would start thinking, oh, this will be great. Uh, turns out when I came to Barstool sports, I started covering the CFL because of my former cohost on a podcast. Are we not naming him? No, we can. Johnny Manziel. I was leading into that, but are we not supposed to name him? I didn't know if, I didn't know if that's what you're doing.

All I'm saying is I had no fucking clue I was covering the CFL, and I went on vacation in July, and it backfired. Yeah, no, it sure did. That's the thing with Dave, though, is that if you're – there's some certain situations with Dave where you just can't win, and one of them is vacations. Because in your contract, I'm pretty sure it says we have unlimited vacation days. It actually says unlimited vacation days.

Unlimited vacation days. But if you take one, you're a fucking wild uh well you know if you no hold on if you take one that he notices yeah yeah yeah yeah that's true because we i mean there have been people in this office for the last month that have been taking like week-long vacations and stuff he's just not noticing it right he would notice if you were gone he would notice if i was gone he would definitely notify if i was he would notice if kevin gone. He would notice if I was gone. He would definitely notice if I was gone. He would notice if Kevin Clancy was gone. He would notice if John Feidelberg. It just like this CCK podcast, the little family that we have, KFC radio slash CCK.

We can't take vacation. We can't take vacation. Baseball season. If you're a baseball guy at Barstool, it's the worst sport to cover if you want to escape because you have. It's probably the worst sport to cover, just for barstool just in general from that because there's 162 games 162 games there's no nights off the all-star breaks only like four days yeah and then but you're working like we're grinding right all right and spring training it's

like oh it's spring training like don't worry about spring like that's when we're grinding like we're down there doing the tours and everything so it's from february until the first of november and then it's like you're not going to take a vacation in November because then you got Christmas break is coming up. You have an automatic built-in once you take that. By the time that's over, you're not going to take one after that because you just had a vacation and then spring training again. Maybe you should have liked football more. Sorry for your bad luck.

Yeah, no, I mean, I love football. I'm saying maybe you should have liked it enough to cover it. Yeah, no, that's true. It's kind of nice for me. No, you're lucky. Well, I mean at Barstool again, we have a daily radio show show national radio show that's this podcast so we can't just like skip out i'm gonna see if i can take a vacation to see if dave will notice he will notice i don't know what when he's gone no no in the month of july that's the thing so and again when we get to the best stuff if you guys missed it throughout the week you'll hear this is probably

the maddest that most people have ever seen davenoy, the way he was at Barstool headquarters this week. And when you're listening to it last week, I think this July is going to be different. And we talked about this on radio a little bit as well, because normally when he's gone in Nantucket, you know, he does his Golden Hour videos. He does his Nantucket living videos, but he's on vacation. Now he's paying attention to what we're doing, no doubt, because he can't help himself. But this July is going to be even heightened because now he's going to be paying attention to not only what's going on on the site

and what we're all doing, it's who is putting in the effort knowing that he's not here. So don't take a vacation in July. I'm just never going to take a vacation. That's fair. Maybe take it during football season when we're all on the road all the time.

He won't notice if you're here or not. That's the move, Jared. After the World Series. But that's exactly when I did it. I went on vacation for a week in 2006. Uh-oh. I went to Disney. That's cute.

The first vacation that I've taken after that trip to Disney in 2006 was after the world series in 2017. And it wasn't even a full week. I think it was like, I left here on a Wednesday. So it was like Wednesday, Thursday, and then into a weekend. And then I was back on that Monday and he torched me on radio,

even though my season was over and I ended up getting a fucking throat infection while I was there. So I was sick. So I do that, Jared. That's on you. Sick the entire time. Could not even enjoy myself. Came back and like had to go to the hospital in Boston. And like that was it.

That was my vacation. I took it. What year was that? 2017. The good news is there's so many people now. I mean, he'll definitely notice if you're gone. He'll notice. But there's way more people to distract these days. And if you go

right after the World Series, like early November, we're still so deep in college football season and he does all the NFL stuff. You could definitely sneak out on a Wednesday or a Thursday and not come back until Monday and he wouldn't notice. He might notice. He might notice. I feel like because we just put out the blueprint for what I want to do. Do you think Dave Portnoy is listening

to this best of on a Monday? His first Monday in Nantucket? Maybe. probably not probably not uh so yeah as we mentioned this week has been insane we monday which feels like 17 years ago julian edelman was making his rounds in hq we had brandon walker in i got to do a little therapy session with marty mush which i haven't gotten to do in a while yeah that was great uh it was weird because there had been some porn stars or a porn star specifically in the building of bella danger and i think marty's gonna date her i think so too i'm rooting for that so i am too so he breaks that all down date a porn star no i i just i personally could not i would be too jealous would you date a

retired porn star no i would be too jealous what do you mean because i would i would know that at some point everybody was getting to watch him do that. Now, amateur porn, maybe. But like an actual porn, no, no. No, there's a huge difference in amateur porn and a porn star. Way different. Yeah, but...

It's the difference in home videos and major motion pictures. I guess. It's 100% true. Would you date a porn star? Yes. I would date a retired porn star. So I always equate everything

back to entourage because that's really just all i know in life but like when vince starts dating sasha gray in season seven which is by far the worst season of the entire series like he thinks he can do it until she gets paid you know like 200 grand or whatever to do like a gangbang and he's like no i don't want anybody else fucking my girlfriend i would be that way gangbang's a little different i don't it would be it wouldn't matter to me it could be like my boyfriend and another girl you're getting paid to do that i just couldn't handle it i i'm too jealous what if you what if you met the girl and she was like too jealous what if you have to watch it wait absolutely not absolutely not you're getting paid to do it that's the thing to me it's like i understand it's like acting and whatever else. Like, I don't know if I could handle being a civilian and dating like an A-list actor

that has to like Bradley Cooper, Lady Gaga in A Star is Born. Like not even like just like falling in love and all that. Like if I was an actress, I'd be fine with it. I'm like, yeah, like I totally get this world. So if you're a porn star and you date a porn star, couldn't make more sense. It's like when people in the same industry end up dating each other. Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga? Yeah.

Yeah. I think so too. Well, now he and his baby mama are separated or they're done i think what happened is like so many people speculated that it was a thing that they kind of just looked at each other and were like all right if everyone thinks that it happened we might as well do it no i think it was before that because i everyone gets on my ass and we ria and fran and i have talked about this on the snapchat show because it's like oh they're actors they're supposed to sell it i'm like yeah i don't know i understand that but you cannot tell me that chemistry like that doesn't eventually lead you to ask each other well if we have this much chemistry doing this and we're pretending that we're in love and we're pretending that we're sleeping together that we just shouldn't try it i also take it even a step further i think

if you are like in those roles like 50 shades of gray roles like those roles where you are super intimate you might as well get it out of the way so you can do your job that's fair like just do it beforehand like you know what we're gonna have to roll around with each other in these scenes for millions of people to watch we might as well just fucking get it over with i agree with that like if i were an actor and i had to do a sex scene i would probably be like let's just bang yeah i feel like that gets it out of the way so then you know she's like uh no like i'm a professional and it's like well do you want to kill the scene or not babe well i don't i think it's like you there's two ways i can go it's one you figure out that you guys are really good together and you keep doing it and you also act

or you figure out you're not good together and then when you're acting there's no questions like the sexual tension in the middle crazy ex-girlfriend is very messy yeah it gets very messy but i assume porn probably takes that to the next degree apparently abella danger loves marty mush love that so he comes in and talk about that brazzers is now intertwined with barstool which is something that only could happen at barstool sports match me in heaven the dunkin donuts awards was this week uh even with a lot of the slow slow time of sports really revving its ugly head this week at barstool was quite a week and cck was all over it we were all over the place we were involved in some of it we were so yeah i'm sure that that'll

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Kevin. There's a bunch of things happening with Mars right now. So maybe that's what it is. Spanish scientists have recently proven that frozen human sperm is viable in zero gravity environments, creating the possibility for a cosmic sperm bank. Yeah. Okay. have recently proven that frozen human sperm is viable in zero gravity environments, creating the possibility for a cosmic sperm bank. Yeah, okay. What do we need that for?

In theory, this could lead to male astronauts being replaced by all female crews in order to reproduce. So, we're going to freeze a bunch of cum, send it up into outer space, and then we send female astronauts up there to get impregnated and start life in space. I would imagine that the female astronauts would still like to get it in though. Yeah. But why do we, first of all, why do we need this?

Well, we got to start colonizing space, Casey. What do you think? We're just going to stay on this bitch ass planet. Does this have something to do with Elon Musk and Mars? This has something to do with the fact that the planet is not going to last forever, Casey.

So they're just going to send a bunch of women up in space to live with each other? That sounds counterproductive. Casey, if I chose you, if we as a human species chose you to be one of these people to go up to reproduce and colonize space, would you rather go with a dude or would you rather just get artificially inseminated? A dude?

Like a cow. Turkey-based or feral semen. And I'd be going up there with just a bunch of other girls? Yeah. No. Who would want to do that? Girl power, bro. It's 2019 feminism. If I No, I mean, I would, it's just a 19 feminism where you're on that one. Like if I could pick the girls,

then maybe, but I'm not going to just go live in outer space with all girls. Who, who wants to do that? Me. You know what? You sound pretty good. You say that and it'd be great for a little bit,

but I don't, we do a question on answer the internet. Would you rather, aside from yourself, yeah, the entire world be male or female? And it takes some thought. No, it doesn't. A male.

Actually, what's funny is most people, male and female, answer male. I don't think that there's anybody that would answer female. Which is just proof positive that girls suck. Yeah, that's fine. If I could pick the girls, if my closest girlfriends or girls have similar interests that I do, then that's fine fine but girls are mean to each other girls don't like the same things

girls are petty i don't want to deal with that and i damn sure don't want to be in space where i can't even like run away like what do you do like swim in the air away get the fuck out of here basically picking the red socks over sex which i am on the record many times you gotta watch baseball yeah you wouldn't worry about uh You can watch baseball with girls. Oh, but they couldn't play. They couldn't play. Oh, yeah. Girls get lost. Oh, well, then yeah. They get lost. I hadn't even thought about that. Then football would go away. Yeah.

Unless you're watching female football. I'm out on that, too. I mean, lingerie football is electric. Yeah, but it's not... They hit hard. A league of their own was some dope baseball. Yeah, no. It was, but it's not... What I want is like if if forget about sports i'll give you sports males males still exist for sports oh what about that well then then females i don't know i mean it's at least you have to think about it more because you still

have your guy friends that are athletes no no no you get to watch the sports that's it like they just they exist we're on another planet they still play no, no. You get to watch the sports. That's it. They just exist. I don't get to talk to them. We're on another planet. They still play on Earth. You don't get to interact with them. You get to watch the Red Sox, and that's it. You're not boys with JD Martinez. You're not hanging out with them.

Your entire life, other than watching baseball, is female. Your coworkers, your friends, every cashier, every bartender, everything is female. I don't know. Or, I mean, then the flip side is everyone's male. everything is female? I don't know. Or, I mean, then the flip side is everyone's male. So, like... I think I would still pick male because, like, I'm trying to picture, like, a Section 10 live show

that also looks like a fucking Hannah Montana concert. It's just not. What about, uh, if it was all male, do you think you would go gay? No. I think I would just watch, like, vintage porn. I mean, I still, I, I still do. I feel like if the whole world was, was guys, eventually we'd be like, all right, let's just all be gay. But is it from this point forward?

Let's all just shake hands and admit that this is not gay if we fuck each other. Totally not gay if the whole world is gay. Is this like girls never existed or is it starting today? There's only guys. Like, can I still watch porn? I can go months without sex as long as I have porn. I don't care. Going back to this astronaut thing.

Sex is exhausting. I hate it. I gotta shower now. I don't have to shower after jerking off. I just go about my day. This is an honest question. Why are we trying to procreate in space like going back to all this like why why do they need to worry well i think i think it's the idea of just like eventually colonizing space like you can't just keep sending people to space eventually you want to like start life on space in space so they're worried about people having sex in space or they just don't

want to send dudes at all anymore? I don't know. I'm not sure what the problem with male astronauts are that we're trying to phase them out. Why can't we just send both? Did you hear the astronaut on ZeroBlog30? No. It was so fucking funny. They had an astronaut

on who Fights blogged about many years ago. Oh, I saw this. Did you hear him on it? Uh, no, I saw him react to fights, blog fights. The blog fights wrote was like vintage Barstool. It was so fucking funny.

And he called him like, he looked like a, a boiled potato who was ready to be mashed. And his wife is a super smoke. I mean, she is exotic. She's sexy. She was right there in the room with him and this guy

reading fights his blog out loud was so fucking good the ps at the end was like i bet he has some pretty sweet nudes on that computer up there it was just like so fucking good and this guy had a good enough sense of humor he's like the only podcast that he did was was barstool because of that blog really yeah wait how long did he say he was aware of the blog? Because the blog was years old. Years ago, yeah. I think he knew about it immediately. Then, yeah, and he just kept it in his back pocket. Good for him. It was so funny.

That is Scott, a man who looks like a peeled potato, covered in milk, being prepared to be mashed land hurt. Sorry, it came in a little hot there. That's alright. The way he reads it too, his voice is like an inside reading voice.

It was very funny. Astronauts are the pinnacle of human existence. Because we've never been to space. We've been to space. We haven't gone to the moon. Moon doesn't exist. Get your fucking conspiracy theory straight. We've been to space. I don't gotten to the moon. Moon doesn't exist. Get your fucking,

get your conspiracy theory straight. We've been to space. I don't think the moon's real. That's fine. You don't think that we've ever been to space? Like the, the space station and all that's fake. Yeah. Get Koli in here.

No. Zach, can we get Koli? No, I don't. Why don't, what, what,

what's the basis for this? What's what? That there's no, like we haven't been to space. I'm not speaking on this until I get Cole in here. Okay. Once I get Cole in here,

we'll talk about it. I'm interested to hear this one. I'm on board with the idea of the moon. We think that the moon's a coward. That's not real. What is it that we're looking at then? I mean, it's just like a simulation.

And what happens with the ocean and the tides and all that? Like it's a screen? That's just, what do you mean? The moon has an effect on the water? Uh, yes. Big boats. You ever see a fucking wave? You can't and all that. What do you mean? The moon has an effect on the water? Yes. Big boats. You ever see a fucking

wave? You can't honestly believe that. You ever see a wave after a big boat goes by? The fact that you just asked me All the tides are just wake? The fact that he just had to ask if the ocean has any effect from the moon is the worst question of all time. Hold on, here comes Coley.

Coley Mick, the rocket is calling him back up for this conspiracy theory. He can't, he can't seem to put it out there himself. He's like, I'm not speaking until Cole is here, which means he doesn't know what he's talking about, but apparently you do. Well,

first question, why is the moon a coward? How long is this program? Go ahead. Do we have another? Why is the moon a, a coward? First of all,

he refuses to come out during the day. Right. He's been cowering. He literally hides behind the earth because he can't face the sun. What about day moon? I see day moon. Day moon starts peeking out. He's like, the sun's all the way on the west coast.

Let me see if I can just pop my head on the east coast real quick. So the sun is real. The moon is real and a coward, or the moon's not even real at all? The moon's not really real. Yeah, I can't call it real. So what are we looking at when I look up at the sky? It's a fraud. I mean, it's like a projection of sorts. So like the sky

is a screen. It's almost like the Truman Show. There's a ceiling that I'm looking at and it's like, you know, press the button and it changes colors. It also changes for the kids at home listening to this fine program. Zah came up to me sitting at my desk as if the most serious discussion

was being had in here. Like he was like, you got to come right now. Like you're about to fight for your job. Kyrie, like what's happening at the moon? I mean, I don't like to give people an indication of what's going on. No, I appreciate it. I felt like the president had been assassinated. So, Coley, what

is your response? Because I asked Jared this and he did not have a good answer. No, my answer is perfect. What's your response to how the tides are affected by the moon? If the moon's not real, how does that happen? I said big boats. I mean, have you ever seen a wave after a big boat goes by? First he asked if the

ocean is actually affected by the moon at all. That was his first question. And then said it was big boats. Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of like if you think of the ocean as's like a large bowl uh-huh and it just kind of like rocks back and forth so that's that's and if you think about how vast the ocean why is it why is it rocking because we're in space on a cabin oh so the planet's actually tipping we're going like 80 000 miles per hour right now something along those lines lines. Like, do you think that's not going to affect,

have you ever tried like drinking out of like an open cup? Like while you're driving, it's fucking swishing all of them. They give you a lid for a reason, Casey. It's true. And so have we ever, uh,

gone into like the atmosphere, like into the, into space humans. Yes. Take that. Like Russian dog did monkey. It was a dog. Was there a dog? Yeah. I think we did the monkey it was a dog was there a dog yeah i think we did the monkey they did a dog so the internet the space station's fake too yeah i mean i just like if if

all these satellites that they claim are real how come when we're flying in planes we lose cell servers when we're closer i can't even get internet on a goddamn a cell a train am, Amtrak. I can't even get internet on that. Who says that the satellite is out here projecting a cell phone signal? What else is it doing? Watching us? It's doing all sorts of space shit. You can watch me on my phone. All you have to do is hack my iPhone. I'm all for a good

conspiracy theory, but I'm not on board with NASA slander. What do you mean? You're disrespecting the astronauts. You're disrespecting space. You're disrespecting the possibility of extraterrestrial life.

This is where you're wrong. They're disrespecting us. They try and play us the fool as idiots, claiming that aliens don't exist. We know they exist, but they hide that information. So if aliens exist, why doesn't the moon exist? Why doesn't other celestial objects

exist? The moon just has to prove it. It hasn't won the big game yet, Kevin. It hasn't proved it yet. What could the moon do to prove itself? Come out during the day. So it's just more about 24-7 exposure. What is the sun?

The sun's got a busy day, Casey. It needs a break. The sun is the day. Fact. And then the sun can just disappear at night. It's got other jobs to do. You go to bed at night? The moon does what the sun does at night.

If you go to bed at night, are you now fraudulent, Kevin? If the moon goes to bed during the day because he works at night shifts, why is he a fraud? Kevin, would you even see the moon without the sun does at night. If you go to bed at night, are you now fraudulent? Kevin, if the moon goes to bed during the day, cause he works at night shifts. Why is he a fraud? Kevin, would you even see the moon without the sun? I rest my case. I will admit that I'm not putting the moon on the same level as the sun.

The sun is far superior, but it's like, uh, it's like a, like a, it's like a, it's a moon. It's just a, it's a moon. We don't even have a name. it's like a it's a moon it's just a it's a moon we

don't even have a name like like jupiter's got a ton of moons we just called ours the moon yeah because it's like king moon yeah it is i don't think it is like like i was the first you're the second we need to differentiate like i am i'm just the og i'm moon we need another name for you because you can't possibly confuse you with me the the moon. Jupiter's got moons called like Titan and shit. Way better name than moon. Dope ass moons. They're big ass moons too. Those are real. Yeah, those are real. Yeah, we've seen those. Definitely. We've

seen our moon too. Have you though? We see our moon far more often than you see Jupiter's moons. If what we're looking at is a projection, what are these, like what, why isn't everything else that we see a projection? I just don't like. Other planets and moons exist, but the one we're looking at is a projection, why isn't everything else that we see a projection? Other planets and moons exist, but the one we're looking at is a projection?

You're just blasting holes in your stupid theory right now. Don't let's stand for this moon's lander. Say we can see Jupiter's moons, but not Earth's moon. Your NASA standing is where I have a big problem. What about stars? They're taking... Casey, we'll get to the stars. Are stars real? Again, Casey, we'll get to the stars. Are stars real?

Again, Casey, we'll get to them. They're jumping around all over the place. It's like Francesa. We are not doing stars talk. Call up an hour or two. We're doing moon talk. We're not doing A-Rod today. We'll be back in another 80 years. I can't remember where I was because you're caterwauling over there.

NASA. Pluto one day. It's the ninth planet. Other days, just some space rock. Let me rephrase, because I understand what you're saying, and I agree with that. It's much more like you can support the troops, but not support big government. I support the astronauts, not big NASA.

Okay. You're like the players, not the system. Correct. I don't like these guys. You're like the actors, not the studio. They took their fucking dick in their hands They went up to space They risked their lives They're modern day pioneers and trailblazers I will not have you disrespecting them

Now if you want to talk about NASA's lies And their cover ups and their conspiracies Sure but the men and women who go out there And do the damn thing All you're saying is like oh I respect Bruce Willis for what he did in Armageddon he didn't actually do that this is the problem that's disrespectful

this is where me and him are at a different level you might want to distance yourself but it goes back to why the moon's a fraud because he doesn't have these players he's just got NASA that's his PR firm the moon's a fraud because he doesn't have these players. He's just got NASA. That's his PR firm.

The moon is hype. The moon's all hype. How do people even know that the moon affects the tides? You don't. These are things that people just tell you. How do they figure that out? Kevin, are you going to their side now? Yeah, kind of.

I'm much more back to the Kyrie flat earth chip. It's like years ago. They thought the sun was like a God that they had. I can't wait. What do you think right now is the thing that we're way off on? Yeah. That a thousand years from now, they're going to probably the moon.

There's definitely gotta be shit. That's like, I mean, it always happens, right? It's like right now we, we think we have it all figured out and they're going to be like yeah they thought that the moon was the tides

for sure these guys walked around with these things that were literally giving them cancer all the time that's definitely going to happen but I'm saying more like a scientific fact that we believe I think maybe there's not life on other planets

eventually when religion is completely donezo, people are going to be like, these guys used to believe in magical wizards. I hope someone crushes religion. What is something like, they were like, this shit, the Earth is the center of the universe. And then they're like, nope, whoops, not even close. But like what?

I mean, I feel like it's hard to like come up with what you don't know but like we gotta be way off on something well what's Elon Musk trying to do with Mars right now I keep saying this because I keep seeing it pop up that's the thing when he posted that picture he posted the moon and said we got to go to Mars that was the moon

that's why it's been popping up on Twitter he posted a picture of the moon yeah it was posted like a blood moon. Oh, we're going to get to Mars. It was a moon. That's a bad look for Elon. Maybe it's been Mars all along. I got a very stupid call on the line right now. Eric from Philly.

What the hell is going on here today? He says the moon talk is stupid. Guess what, Eric? This phone call is stupid. All high this morning? No. Why do you have to be high to talk about the moon? Why are you afraid

of the tough questions? Why don't you want to expand your mind? Jared, let's talk about underboob bikinis or the Yankees being... Get lost. Goodbye. You're gone. I think I know who that was. The show gets interesting for one minute. He does listen often. If it's who I'm thinking of, he does tweet us often.

He's a regular caller. I see Eric from Philly all the time. You want to call up and tell me that talking about the moon is stupid, I'm going to tell you you're stupid. I agree. At least the conversation needs to be had. All day, every day. If I could change this show to just moon talk, that's all I would do. Alright, welcome in to CCK.

It is a Tuesday and I have two people in studio with me right now. Kevin's doing some stuff with the Mets. I have no clue where Jared is, but the scene that's across from me at this radio desk right now, it's already contentious. We have Marty Mush, which by the way, Marty, been way too long since we've done any type of therapy session together. I know.

I got a lot of problems. Well, I think that we're going to be able to hash those out because sitting next to you is Brandon Walker, who looks phenomenal, by the way, today. Thank you very much. You look like an ass swipe. You know that? I know. I'm very excited about it, too.

I haven't dressed like a grown up in months. In months. I bought all these cartoon shirts and I haven't dressed like a grown up in a long time. But this is how I'm going to dress, Casey, for our college football podcast. Yeah, we might as well just go ahead and talk about that. Marty, sorry. We're just going to. I think before you go, you're wearing jeans with a jacket it looks great what's wrong with it

what is that's a blake shelton look if you're gonna like go all out you gotta go all out first of all i'm not going for a blake shelton look well why not he's sexy is he yeah okay he's literally voted the most sexy man alive was he oh yeah did you did you have a vote in that yeah anyway um no my wife made me wear this. She said, quit dressing like a 12 year old. When you go to New York, you need to dress like you're going to New York. That's why I'm dressed like this. Why are you dressed like that? Because it's the Duncan awards tonight. Or would you have worn that no matter what? I'm dressed like this because it's the Duncan awards. Okay. That's fair. Yeah. Cause whenever you walked in, that's exactly

what I thought. I'm not get talked trashed to by somebody wearing a white t-shirt and black jeans. I brought my gambling shirt for the Duncan awards. So this is not a gambling shirt. Oh thought. Can I not get talked trashed to by somebody wearing a white t-shirt and black jeans? I brought my gambling shirt for the Dunkin' Awards. You've got a gambling shirt. Oh yeah, where I go to the casino. You've got a $6 Nike shirt that they give you for signing up for a fucking kids camp when you're six. Yes. And some black jeans. And you're wearing the most

dog shit button down I've ever seen. This cost $109 at Men's Warehouse. You are the most generic person I've ever seen in my life. Would dudes look like every person in the world besides your head? So how you doing, Casey? Okay, wait, hold on a minute. Have you really never seen somebody wear a sports coat with jeans before?

No, I have. But I'm saying if you're going to go, if I'm wearing like a sports coat, everything, I'm going all out. Motherfucker's hair looks like a bird's nest over here and I look generic. He doesn't look generic, but neither do you, a bird's nest over here and I look generic. He doesn't look generic, but neither do you, Marty. Neither one of you fuckers are generic. No, that's true. That is very true. You're a little odd. The odd couple over there. It's good to see you, Marty.

I miss you. Whenever you guys hung out in Mississippi, did you just talk shit to each other the whole time off camera? Entire time, yes. We literally, like, the guy, he had to turn the camera off. He's like, I can't. This is too much. We just keep going at each other. And the videos we put out was about 3% of what we did. For sure.

Because we just genuinely like each other and don't like each other. Yeah. That's the best kind. Yeah. It's like Marty and I like each other, but we don't understand each other at all. Well, that's not on you, Casey. That's yeah. Thank you.

Well, I don't understand her. He doesn't. I say some things sometimes and he doesn't. Well, I'm not lost., Casey. That's yeah. Thank you. Well, I don't understand her. He doesn't. I say something sometimes and he doesn't. Well, I'm not lost. I mean, I'm more normal than you. So that means lost. Get out of here. I just said before we started, stay gold, Ponyboy.

You look like an extra from the Outsiders. And you said, oh, that quote is from Step Brothers. And Casey, agree with me. It's also in Step Brothers. It is not. Stay golden, Ponyboy. But they're quoting the Outsiders. Yes. and Casey agree with me it's also in Step Brothers it's a golden pony boy but they're quoting the Outsiders yes

I knew both references you upset me he upsets you because he referenced a movie that you didn't know yeah I don't enjoy that I've been thinking a lot lately too like crazy shit go ahead

the fact we're in space right now, insane. Two, I found out how to dip cookies on the Chips Ahoy. They made you a dipping point. And porcelain. That's the three things I've been thinking about nonstop. Porcelain? Yeah. Like a toilet?

Yeah. Like, why is porcelain the toilet? Because that's what they make about it. Exactly. There might be better things for it. Because it doesn't stain very easily. It doesn't rust. All I'm saying, that's the three things that I've been thinking about.

Okay. Can we go back to you just now learned how to dip cookies? No. The Chips Ahoy, I figured it out that it's not a circle. There's this one point on, there's a little pointy spot on the cookie where you're supposed to dip. I stared at for I had 33 cookies the other night. Hey man,

hadn't seen you in a while. What's up, Brandon? Does that check out to everybody? Does that make any sense to you? I wasn't listening to you. I looked in his eyes. He was not in his thoughts. I mean mean I heard him talk about some cookie dipping cookies in milk like it's fucking rocket science

go ahead when you're dipping cookies first of all if it's with a oreo you use a fork put it in the cream and that's how you dip it but the chips ahoy is not a full like a good circle like an oreo it's a circle but it's got a little pointy thing at the top where you should dip.

People don't know that. I stared at one for at least 25 minutes the other day, figured it out. And now my fingers aren't getting milk. Why? Were you high when you figured this out? Yeah, like why? What do you mean why? You have to figure these things out when i saw casey and marty coming into

radio and i saw marty was gonna get to do radio with casey i was like oh hey guys can i come in can i come in i invited myself and now i'm listening to him and i immediately regret that i was gonna say crocs back there i don't know if you were sitting there whenever this show first started but we need that out on barstool Radio when they just started calling each other ass wipes and insulting each other right off the top of the show. I'm going to fake having to go to the bathroom really bad in just a second. I'll sit here for a couple more minutes. I mean, I'm enjoying looking at you, Marty.

As long as you're not leaving because of me, that's fine. I'm going to have to look at you for so much longer now. It's weird because actually in the fall when i do get here i'm getting here in august when are you officially moving i'm gonna have august okay like when though early august late august i need to be here by august 1st that's what i was i was hoping you i'll be a partner with her on a college football podcast and you and i will be doing a lot of business together as the two worst gamblers in in america we're gonna have a little gambling show that i'm a little scared about wait so you're you're going to be doing a podcast with Marty Mush?

We don't know if it's going to be a podcast. It's going to be some sort of, we're meeting today to figure out what we're going to be doing together. God, I want to sit in on that meeting. No, you absolutely do not. I don't want to be there. I do. Well, you can replace me in the meeting.

Okay. Well, actually, like, so Marty had a trivia session on Big If True a couple of weeks ago and PFT drafted me because he was like, I've heard that you speak mush. And I was like, I do. We won because I speak mush. So maybe you need me as a translator in there. I feel like I speak mush though. That's fair.

We did okay together. You're getting there. You need to realize what rat, dog, all that. Doesn't it just mean everything though? There you go. See, you're catching on. You're catching on. You just have to know like in the context.

So if he's talking about getting laid and a rat, that's different than if he's talking about. That's troubling actually to hear it in that context. Oh, you've never heard that context. No, I've never heard that context. Dog and rat.

We've never talked about, uh, you, your sex life. Yeah. I've never had that conversation. You told me about it, but I wasn't listening at all.

Yeah. Hot streak. I'm gonna kill it. Well, he thinks that you're lying about what's a hot streak, a hot streak. Yeah. Last six kill it. Well, he thinks that you're lying about it. What's a hot streak? A hot streak? Yeah. Last six weeks.

Last six weeks. Seven for six. What? Yeah. Pretty good, huh? I just watched your brain do the thing from The Hangover. I just need a 20-second timeout. Can you explain seven for six?

Seven, six weeks. Oh, okay. Okay, that makes sense. But who in the world would say it the way you just said it? Like seven in six weeks would have made more sense. Seven different women in six weeks. I have something more on my mind than that. Okay, go ahead.

I'm not kidding. I've been wanting to get this off my chest. Jesus Christ. Drive-thrus. I can't. I have been sitting through drive-thrus for the past week. I've been going one a night. I am fed up with the unwritten rules that people don't abide by.

Such as? Don't ever touch me again. Such as? Such as? What do you mean such as? Like what rules, Marty? Oh, oh. Brayden's going to's gonna leave i mean he's

literally gonna get up and walk out when somebody says such as when you make a point and somebody says such as that means elaborate on your points tell me what you're talking about go there you go that's all you have to say tell me what you want it was a two-word phrase it should have been very easy so anyway so like yesterday two days ago i was someone was at the drive-thru in front of me, correct? It's your story. How would I know? I'm correcting myself. Schmohawk.

So listen, one, not paying attention to what's in front of her. So, and you don't want to beep because you're such in a controlled environment. You don't want to beep too loud. Am I wrong? Would you beep that loud? You're talking about in the car? Yes. Because I was, it's a big thing.

So she's not paying attention. She needs to move. Yeah. And no, I think you go with the full beep. No, that's insane. Because one, if you full beep me, I'm freaking out. She's got to get out of the way. I'm sorry.

I know, but I think that in cruise, that's a good word i don't think it wasn't a word that's not a word she in cruise the small beat and that does that awakens her and it happens a second time which it did then you go so you gave her the quick let's go yeah like yeah so i dd'd her and she only moves up three centimeters and now only thing open is a little part of like where the the actual uh boxes where they speak and i don't understand how they understand who's up there you know like when they're up no i'm there they have a video camera they do yes i thought it was like a sensor the entire production room right now was just dying laughing because you that was a genuine that you had no idea there's a video camera on yeah i thought it was a sensor because if they know this why this fucking lady when i'm

not up to the the speaker yelling at me what do you want where are you why is she trying to get your ass out of there but i'm too far there's no room for me to go up to the menu so i'm sitting there frantically yelling give me a 20 piece fucking 10 yards away probably the worst cck episode in my life no actually because i'm enjoying best i'm enjoying watching you guys just interact because i don't think i've ever sat in the same room as you off air now that we're on air on national radio, this is a scene. Would you like to know how my day's gone? Not really.

I do. Thank you very much. Honestly, that couldn't be anything interesting today. You're right. There's nothing interesting. You want to talk college football, Casey? Yeah. I mean, I'm okay with that.

Where are three places you'd like to go in college football you've never been? I would like to go to UCLA football you've never been i would like to go to ucla because i have seen ucla usc but at the usc sure i would like to go to wisconsin which we will be doing this year sure very excited about that and i have been to notre dame but not to a game at notre dame i've heard madison wisconsin is one of the finest college towns in the country that's what big cat has said i personally think of my travel so far a is one of the finest college towns in the country. That's what Big Cat has said. I personally think of my travel so far, Athens is the best college town. If it beats Athens, it is one hell of a college town.

Athens is probably my favorite SEC town. I've been to all SEC schools and really none of them upset me. None of them let me down except for maybe Columbia, Missouri. Would you like to go to an SEC game with me this year? Yeah, I've never been to a football game. No, I know that. You've never been to a football game? Nope. Like know that. You've never been to a football game? Nope. Like a college football game?

Or NFL. Shut the fuck up. Swear. You've been to a high school football game? That's a little... You've never been to a college or pro game? No. We're going...

Pick out an SEC game. You want to go see Alabama and Auburn? I would love to. That one might be tough. You can't bring him to that. No. He'd embarrass you. He would...

Or he'd get us killed. Yeah. He'd get us both killed. Yeah. We might have to start you easier like Kentucky Vanderbilt. No, he'd embarrass you. He would get us killed. Yeah. He'd get us both killed. Yeah. We might have to start you easier like Kentucky Vanderbilt. Yeah. Or we can go to A&M. We could go to A&M because people are very nice in college station and they

would think he was from outer space, but at least they'd be nice to him. Now I've always heard, can I just, can we just talk about this? Yeah, let's talk. Is A&M a little weird?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They wear rings. What? Aggie rings's talk about it. Is A&M a little weird? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. They wear rings. What? Aggie rings, yeah. Do you? Yeah, I don't have mine on at this current moment. I didn't know that.

The cheerleaders are milkmen. Yeah, they're yell leaders. Yes, they're men. Yeah, they're male. Now, there are dancers that are females. Oh, they're only male cheerleaders? They're yell leaders. They're yell leaders, Marty.

Yell leaders? A&M used to be a men-only school. Girls weren't allowed into A&M until the 60s. I don't get that. Well, it's not anything to get, really. It was a military school. She's not asking your opinion. Yeah, I don't expect you to get it at all.

But that's why. A&M is very weird. They have the whole thing where it's like you can't explain it from the inside, but from the outside, you don't understand it. It's true. It's kind of cultish. Their band is very good and very different. I love the hats in the band.

No, they don't. They don't do that. They're a military band. They have the perfectly straight lines, and then they all cross each other. I'll show you. They came to Starfleet last year. Yeah. I actually want to watch your brain

try to process what the A&M band does. I think his brain is having trouble processing this conversation, so maybe I need to get off college football. I'm sorry. Back to Oreo cookies. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I would enjoy a nice, I don't know, football games. I like a couch.

I like a couch, too. I'd rather watch football on TV as well. Yeah, because you have a better couch. I'd rather watch football on TV as well. Yeah, because you have a better seat. 2019, watching college football on TV is better because you can watch TV all day. You can watch college football all day. When you go to a game, you're locked into that game and don't have many choices. But it's also cool to go to a game. It is cool.

If you've never been, like A&M has 110,000 people screaming and yelling for college football. That's a lot. That's a lot of people. Starkville is great because they ring bells and give you a headache the whole time. That's the last thing I need to do. Would you like a bell? I hate bells. Bells in general. It's like, yeah, like I don't, that's a gimmick. You're, yeah, that's a gimmick.

That's accurate. Yeah. Like the Long Island Ducks. I got those quackers. I don't even quack it in my ear the whole game. What do you do with a bell when they score? You just ring a bell? You ring your bell. I'm not a big bell guy

either. I don't like noise. You have like 10 bells in your office. No, I have 14 bells in my office. Because the cowbells thing is a Mississippi State tradition. That's my marketing thing. I market with cowbells, which is why I made $14,000 last year. That's why I'm fucking broke and Dave came and got me and I was homeless. which is why I made $14,000 last year. That's why, that's why I'm fucking broke.

And Dave came and got me and I was homeless. That's why I wear fucking $6 shirts all the time. Welcome to New York, by the way, it's not going to get any better. I walked into, I walked into the office today and everybody's been complimentary, except I walked back towards Dave. Dave looked at me and every time I've been to New York, he's made fun of me for wearing my cartoon shirt. And he looked at me and said,

why are you dressed like that? I said, my wife told me to, he says, I don't like it. And that was my conversation with Dave. I heard that conversation. Yeah.

I heard that's that conversation go down just to let you know, you can't win. So just wear whatever the fuck you want. I'm good. Yeah. Good. Can I wear this tonight, by the way?

Yeah. I don't want to put on dress pants. No, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no on dress pants no no no no no that is perfectly what are you wearing yeah what are you wearing tonight marty i can't see you wearing dress pants you got weird knees i have those things they're too close together i'm sitting down my knees are fine i have very good knees i have very strong capable knees i don't think so and what does that have to do with dress pants they're covered covered. No, when you wear it, we have weird knees and dress pants. Those things fucking crinkle out.

It's weird. What? Yeah, they really do. The way he's sitting too. That's what you can't sit like that when you dress pants. I'm literally sitting exactly like you are. No, they were closer together.

Are you up for an award tonight? No. Well, no, because it's from last year no because well you just got here first of all i'm house hunting tomorrow i said last week to erica i need to come back and house hunt she says we're having the duncan awards tuesday night you should come to that so i'm i'm here for that that's nice marty whenever brandon and i were talking about the duncan awards for the first time i was the one who informed him it's actually at a duncan donuts in queens and he was like i thought it was at some place like a duncan arena i was like oh no oh it's in a Dunkin Donuts in

Queens it's not like a big one either oh no and we gained like 20 more people last night or last year so last year I because I came in 2018 so Chaps and I hosted radio so everybody else could go to the awards from what I understand last, there were way too many people to sit. There was a lot of technical difficulties. And now this year they're doing the exact same location with adding a lot more people. So I might not even get in the building. Like I might not even be allowed in. I might not get a seat.

Well, no, if Erica invited you, you're definitely allowed in. Yeah, it's going to be Erica invite you. I was invited. Are you sure? Yeah. Did you get a personal invitation? You know what? I haven't checked my email in a couple days.

I don't understand the whole email thing here. What do you mean? We're all right next to each other. Why do we have to email each other? Because it's easier to do that because we're also spread out now. No, I don't really check my email. Can I say something? Yes, you can.

Do you guys get company emails? What do you mean? Like, are there company-wide emails saying this, that, or the other thing? Yeah. I don't, they don't send me the company emails. You must not be on the content thing. Which is distressing to me. I wasn't on it.

But honestly, they're not, they haven't come out a lot recently. Well, that's fine. But I still would like to be a part of the company. Well, we'll make sure. I haven't started getting paid yet. I want to, I want to feel like I work here. Is that a true statement? No, that's not. I still would like to be a part of the company well we'll make sure i haven't started getting paid yet i i want to i want to feel like i was is that a true statement i was really hoping it was i didn't get paid for a while well i can understand you're not getting paid me too well yeah because i mean that makes more did you get a computer yet

no i'm using my computer which i do need to talk to somebody i would like the computer that's a pete thing do you know who all biz Pete is? I do. Okay. He's that guy that I don't like the look of him. Really? Yeah. What do you not like about Pete? He looks every day like I'm trying to look today. Miserable? He's a tech guy.

No, just like I'm not miserable. No, I know. I know. Can we talk about you for a second? I'm going to answer some calls. What are you doing? So normally Kevin sits here to answer the calls. So when Kevin comes in, I got to go, right? Casey.

Yeah. That other mic is on too. Okay. So you can sit down. So I can move. So actually on CCK a lot, there's a lot of standing. Like Fights and I did an entire show on Friday standing because we were yelling at each other. Can we talk about Fights for a second?

Yeah, we sure can when i was um hired well april 9th is when my bookie fiasco went off on april 10th i got hired but on april 9th barstool was having beef with my bookie and i went live and some people at barstool went on twitter and uh and and shot insults at me and some have since apologized but not feidelberg what was his insult to you if you think he's gonna apologize you're no i don't think he's gonna apologize but i do have some written remarks that i need to talk to him okay um but uh yeah so he told me uh that i look like mark davis oakland raiders owner mark davis with a worse haircut just a fact you look exactly like i don't look like Mark Davis. He's like 62 years old.

You don't look like Mark Davis. Thank you very much. If you got a look, if you were like, I can see the haircut, maybe. She's texting somebody right now. If your skin was a little saggy,

it would work. If my skin was what? A little saggy. If you were like 20 years old or maybe. Why do I need, I don't want saggy skin. Yeah, you don't want that.

But once you get saggy, you look like him. Okay. So I have that to look for. My future is Mark Davis. That's what you're telling me? But but i do i do have to co-sign with with marty you will never get an apology i'm not looking for an apology he won't even explain it to you he'll probably you know what he'll say yeah that's what i think and then he'll walk away because one time like the like the truest feidelberg i've ever seen is i was standing next to him and somebody else at this company

walked up to him and was like hey i heard that you were talking shit about me. And he was like, yeah, I was. And they were like, OK. He was like, yeah, I wanted to talk shit about that situation. I thought I had the right to. And he just walked away. That's that's a nice fellow. Is he?

Yeah. He took me to a Yankee game once. Really? I like fights a lot, but he's a weird. He's a weird bird. That was an experience for him. Yeah. Well, that was like my second week. So no one really. I didn that was an experience for him. Yeah. Well, that was like my second week,

so no one really... I didn't let up the brain yet. Yeah, he hasn't taken your sense. No. I haven't really spoken to him much. We've done radio before, me, Fights, and Marty, and Fights stares at him the entire time

like he might be the dumbest human on the planet. He doesn't really speak good because he doesn't know what the fuck's going on. Are you taking a call? Yeah, we have Greg in Ohio. He wants to talk about the two of you as the best duo. Greg, what's up? Okay.

Yeah, I think they should get a last minute nomination for the Duncan Awards for best duo. Marty and Brandon are beyond opposites. They're way off the spectrum. But when they get together, it's like you're hurting laughing. I can't take it. That was very nice. That was a nice call. Thank you, Greg from Ohio. I don't feel it. No. I feel like it comes across good. That's what I'm saying too. Like when I look at you, I hate looking at you. And then when you talk, I'm like, ah, God, here he goes again. But then everyone says we're do good. So maybe that's what it takes.

Maybe you got to just get through it and trust that people are going to enjoy it because I don't know. Yeah. People like the idea that it's contentious, but they don't realize that it's actually contentious. I mean, you guys sat down and just started calling each other ass wipes.

Yeah, we did. The first time we met. He came to, yeah, I'm, I'm, that's my Mississippi state socks. I'm a, Oh my God.

Oh yeah. So for the visual that people are out there listening, um, they're showing each other their socks right now. Brandon has Mississippi state socks on and Marty has Duke socks. Fucking Duke fan from New York. That's original. Yeah.

Where are you from? I'm from Mississippi. I'm from 15 minutes away from Mississippi state. That's why I'm wearing this All this fucking thing Mississippi has is trees And you know it And gas station food We have fried catfish it's delicious

And cowbells We had Dak Prescott Dak Prescott Fried okra Yeah but thank you Greg from Ohio We're going to be doing A lot of stuff together Real talk Me and Marty And me and you

Frankly So This is like the Weird little threesome in here It's going to be It's going to be something We've got Joe from New Jersey Wants to talk about Mississippi State

Joe what's up Hey I just want to ask Brandon Walker What his thoughts are On Joe Moorhead I actually played for him When he was the head coach

At Fordham And I'd take a bowl for that man So I just want to hear your thoughts. Thanks. I'll hang up. Bye. Fantastic. I didn't think we'd talk real college football here.

The calls are banged out with college football. I will talk college football. I am a Joe Moorhead and a disappointing first season. And a lot of Mississippi state fans are not on the Moorhead train right now. I couldn't be more on the Moorhead train. I'm driving the locomotive. I think he's done great in recruiting.

I think he's an innovative offensive mind. He did not have a good fit at quarterback last year with Nick Fitzgerald. Wasn't his fault. Wasn't Fitz's fault. Now this year, he's got Tommy Stevens from Penn State. I think Mississippi State goes 9-3 this year. Joe Moorhead takes off at Mississippi State. Did you like him whenever they first named him the head coach, though?

Were you happy about that? I didn't really know who he was. I knew the name because I am a college football guy. I knew offensive coordinator Joe Moorhead, but I didn't know anything about him. And then I did kind of, I liked him a lot. Yeah. Dan Mullin. I liked Dan Mullin a lot.

So I can imagine. Nobody likes Dan Mullin. Dan Mullin's an asshole, but he's a very, very good coach. He was always very nice to me. I think he's nice. I think he's a nice guy, but he's not going to be fake nice ever. Oh no. You have to be fake nice in Mississippi.

Doesn't it suck that like your team's going to be irrelevant this year though? I don't think nine and three is irrelevant. That's a very irrelevant. Not in college football. Yeah. Two games is like you're done. No one cares about it.

So you're telling me that, that, that, that 3% of college football teams are relevant this year? Pretty much. It's the top four. That's, that's irrelevant.

Well, that is a difference. That is actually true. At the end of the, at the relevant team. Well, that is a difference. That is true. That is actually true. That is. At the end of the day, only four teams actually matter. You lose three games,

it's like, Alabama, Georgia, Clemson, Oklahoma, Michigan, Ohio State, maybe a couple more. That's about it, right? Maybe Michigan, because they cannot finish a season. It's just going to be Clemson,

Alabama. I like Michigan better than Ohio State this year, but we'll talk about that in due time. Yeah, we got plenty of time. It's going to be Clemson, Alabama. I know. Trevor Lawrence is unbelievable.

Trevor Lawrence is the best college player in the last 20 years. Maybe more. I can't even believe you know who Trevor Lawrence is. He's got the longest neck in the land. I did watch a national championship with you. You and I were the only ones in Alabama. So, of course, you know who Trevor Lawrence is. He's got crazy hair, though.

He went to high school in Cartersville, Georgia. Cartersville Purple Hurricanes. No one gives a rat's ass. He went 84-1 as a starter. Well, 44-1, too, not 84-1. That's crazy. He started in the fifth grade. We've got Cody in Austin, Texas.

Cody, what's up? Yeah, just a couple hot takes here. Marty, you're an idiot for never having gone to a football game in real life. High school football in New York, New Jersey doesn't count. Brandon, you're absolute gold. I really hope you and Casey get a college football show this fall. And then Casey, as a Longhorn, I just want to say, thanks for admitting all Aggies are weird.

I'm just going to hang up and listen. Thanks, Cody. First of all, we are going to have a college football show. Yeah, that's no doubt. That's no doubt. We're not waiting for that. No, we have i don't we shouldn't say what it's called yet because knowing us we'll probably change it but we will have a college football podcast there is a college football show that's happening again a tentative start date for the podcast of august

first august first yes and i'd like to also point out she didn't say all aggies were weird not she just said there was weirdness around texas a&M yeah oh yeah no I I understand why people think that A&M is weird I would not say that like the 70,000 undergrad a year are all weird that many yeah that's a big 70 yeah right around 70 I know it's bigger than Texas at this point but yeah no I mean first of all college football or colleges in general are weird A&M just the traditions because they're so old school are even weird. The entire thing is weird. Everything is weird. The obsession people have with their school is weird.

People shoot each other in Alabama over college football. That's weird. Well, they would shoot each other anyway in Alabama. That's true. But I mean, like the whole, the story I always tell. It's Alabama, Auburn, Judge Judy, Victor Newman said something on Young and Restless. They're going to shoot somebody.

What the fuck are you doing? What's up, Judge Judy, Victor Newman said something on Young and Restless. They're going to shoot somebody. What the fuck are you doing? What's up? Judge Judy. He's not listening because he doesn't know anything about college football. I know college football. I don't really dive deep into it because all I'm doing is betting on everything. Well, you know what you're going to have to do

is start listening to our podcast so then you can really make some good bets and stop being such a shitty gambler. No, I'm a big emotion guy. I don't need facts. I need motion. You're doing really well with that. I'm not a big money guy though. Then again, you're doing better than I am. So what the fuck do I know? Is he really? Yeah, it's depressing.

I'm killing you. You're not killing me. I've narrowed the gap. I've narrowed the gap. You know why you're killing me? Because it's baseball season. Betting on baseball is bullshit. Yeah, but I'm also on WNBA, soccer. Are you betting any of the World Cup? I'm not betting the World Cup.

You should. I'm not into that as much as I need to be to bet on it. But that's the thing. But he did get me on WNBA. I will tell him that. The thing about you, when you're going to have to realize when you come here, you're going to be betting on everything. I will tell you, I never. It's still my money. No, never my money no i understand your money you're gonna get sucked into it you're gonna because i never had made any sports bets in my life before i got here probably a good idea uh my second or third day was the thursday of the opening of the ncaa tournament and it has been

downhill ever since oh yeah i'm still calling back that's back. That's the best. But I couldn't, but I couldn't stop though because then it starts like Marty and I are betting on college football. I have not bet on any baseball yet, but I'm betting tennis cause hubs got me into that and I'm betting the world cup because the women's team is so good. You just know you're going to win that. Baseball is insane to bet on.

Yeah. The best team in baseball loses a third of their games. Yep. The worst team wins a third of their games. The Marlins like the best team in the league right now. And who the fuck knows? I mean, nothing makes sense in baseball. I know.

That's why. And there are guys out there that can do it. I'm not one of them. Last night, I had the Cubs Braves over 11 and a half. And it got to 11. It got to 11. That was a really stupid bet. I mean.

That's too many runs. It was a great. It was John Lester against Tehran. Why did you think. What was the score? 8-3. That was right there. I know. It was a great- It was John Lester against Tehran. Why did you think- What was the score? 8-3. That was right there. I know.

It was 8-3 and you still lost. You can't bet an over-under between two good teams where 8-3 beats you. I saw a stat that Wrigley Field might turn into Coors Field last night, and that's all I needed to see. Did you think they were moving the game to Denver? Honestly, yes. It might have been. That's how confident I was in it.

I think they should move a lot of games to Coors Field. Wouldn't that be awesome? That'd be so sick. Yeah. If the think they should move a lot of games to Coors Field. Wouldn't that be awesome? Yeah. If the fucking Yankees played the Pirates in Coors Field. Coors. You see all these girls like jumping off in the stands and going after Cody Bellinger in center field. That's so cool.

Is he a good looking guy? It's good. Yes. It's a man rocket. Is he? Definitely a man rocket. It wouldn't be. What? We really got screwed with that

what got screwed with what oh looks we're terrible to look at so bad yeah it's just a weird guys aren't that bad you're doing okay you're still young yeah well i it's just but you're married and with like a million kids oh i know i know where my next sex is coming from so i don't i don't care i don't give a fuck i mean, Marty's apparently on a hot streak, so maybe he knows exactly where he's— Do you know Jared? Have you met Jared? I don't. I don't.

I followed him on Twitter the other day, and he followed me back, so I was excited. I've never shaken your hand, have I? Yes, you have. I'm sorry. I came up to you the first day that you were in the old office, and I made a point to shake your hand. You have to understand, though, that I met a lot of people that day. No, yeah. No, I know.

I apologize. I'm very forgettable. And it meant a lot to me when you shook my hand. I remember it. It was awesome. He also hates college football. He was wearing a shirt and some pants. I was wearing pants. I never wear shorts. So good call by you. Okay. That's great. Let's take one more call before we get right. This entire phone line is just banged out with college football, college football, weirdness, baseball, gambling. No, you're going to have to say and answer all these. Uh, we've got Aaron and Charlotte wants to talk about college football travel. No, you're going to have to say and answer all these. We've got Aaron in Charlotte wants to talk about college football travel.

Aaron, what's up? Hey, what's going on, y'all? Yeah, so y'all are talking about my alma mater, Clemson, and Texas A&M is coming to Clemson week two of college football. So I feel like that's a good opportunity for y'all to travel there.

Casey, I mean, that's your school. You got to go check it out. You know what? That's a good suggestion Casey we should do that I think we should do that let's fucking do it Let's do it it's the second week of college football It's right after Labor Day Dave and Dan have never been to

An A&M game I know it's at Clemson but I mean maybe we should do that Let's fucking do it I'm making the call right now Let's do that you think that we could find a place To set up our huge stage I think we already have I think we already have okay yeah no that that actually um we decided that before the end of the season last year because that's a must i am we're not going to we're going to that game but we're not going to any sec games as of now as of now you kept november open right

yeah so we haven't released the schedule but we do know what games we're going to in September and October. We're going to many more than we did last year. But November is different because last year we were supposed to go to A&M LSU, which ended up being that seven overtime game, which is insane. We audibled like the week of and went to Ohio State Michigan because it was a top 10 game at the time. And Michigan got shellacked and we had to sit there and watch the whole thing. So this year what we decided was we're just going to wait to see what happens in November.

Cause like why plan it now? Cause teams might be shit. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. It's not like Texas A&M and LSU were shit. They were. Well, no, but it didn't, it didn't matter.

Yeah. In like the grand scheme of college football, it did not matter. And last year was the first full season of the college football show. Cause the season before they had all the audio issues they didn't finish it so last year was kind of we were trying it all out now we know what we're doing it's going to be a scene it's gonna well we kind of know what we're doing that's a stretch we know that it's going to look similar to last year and that you will be my wife dressed me this morning i don't know what the fuck i'm doing well you've watched the shows from last year you know that we don't know what the fuck

we're doing either correct we open the show as we do, and then it just unravels from there. What's up, everybody? It is CCK minus one of the C's. Well, both of the C's. It's just the K right now. I can't even do fucking math in my head right now. That's letters, not math. Well, I was hoping that you would catch on to that.

But I always, like, whether it's letters, numbers, whatever, it's like I'm so bad at spelling, I'm so bad at math, unless it's stats, that I just chalk it up to an L. You're talking to the right person. I know I am. So Marty Mush is hanging out with me. We had you in the other day with Brandon Walker, but you and I haven't done radio together in a while. We haven't.

So we're going to have a little therapy session before Kevin gets in here. I don't know where Jared is. I know he's in the building recording apparently a podcast. It's baseball season, if you didn't know that. Kevin will be in in just a little bit. But Marty, you had a big day yesterday. Yeah, I woke up yesterday. I did not expect to be doing erotica ASMR.

I did not expect to hear that you were doing erotica ASMR. Yeah, I just found out what erotica even means. I always saw the word and I don't get like why that's even a, was this a sex word? Yeah. So, and again, this is one of those things where I'm saying this a hundred percent sure that I'm completely inaccurate, but I think erotica means that it's not like full blown porn. Like it's like erotica, like it's sexy, it's sensual porn like it's like erotica like it's sexy it's sensual

but it's not full-blown porn i could be wrong too confusing that's why i feel like it's when you like my grandmother used to read these novels like erotica novels your grandmother yeah oh yeah good for her well i guess i mean they were in her house and i would find them and like sneak them around but they were always super dirty but they were like they weren and I would find them and like sneak them around, but they were always super dirty, but they were like, they weren't, they weren't like 50 shades of gray dirty. Okay. Do you know what 50 shades of gray is? I've never watched it, but I think I would like that movie.

The books are better. Yeah. I'm not reading the books. The books are way better because you can't really make a regular mainstream movie about the books because it's just impossible. I mean, there's just no chance of reading the book. That's fine. Whatever.

But beside the point you yesterday, so you and Tommy smokes do this ASMR thing, which by the way is creepy enough. No offense. No, that's what I was saying. Like it's creepy enough. Like y'all's NBA draft one was a little bit problematic for me. Y'all me. Yeah.

You just yelled me. I did. I yelled you. That's tough for you. That is tough. That's when you know you're serious. It's 102.52 and I've y'alled you. But from what I understand, yesterday took it to a whole new level. Yesterday was like, so I can't even watch my videos, those ones, because they're so uncomfortable. Like Tommy actually likes like ASMR. He sits at home and listens to it. Yeah, I know he likes it.

And cause I didn't even know what it was until he like fucking told me I was watching some people. They get crazy like YouTube views too. I still don't. There's a woman who I found whenever Kevin told me about ASMR that is like super famous for eating pickles in front of a microphone. Oh, I watched that one yesterday. She's great.

She showed me the, Bella Danger just showed me. She's like's like this girl is unbelievable she just sits and just chomps on pickles and smiles and smiles and like like the the crunch of the pickle is like what i guess people get off to it's very strange which is insane i don't get that well there's apparently an actual element of anxiety that can be cured through this. Have you heard about that? Yeah. Like people listen to ASMR for anxiety, for nerves. So it's like, it calms them down. So when I heard that a Bella danger who was in the office yesterday, which by the way, like Lisa and obviously is a different level. Like she stopped the whole office because she's Lisa and, but you guys freaked out about a Bella danger too. Like she stopped the whole office yesterday yeah so i wasn't i wasn't like uh i i posted a picture with her and i got a lot of dms back like are you

serious she posted a picture of you guys oh oh yeah four million followers she's just i mean she's great i talked to her now i've been talking to her she's great you've been texting with her yeah about what just hanging out she's great she's oh hanging out just casually hanging out with abella danger yes we're friends i don't think you're friends i don't think that's how that works she did love me she did love me wait i don't think she's trying to be your friend i don't know she has a girlfriend okay all right that that that throws a little bit of a wrench into my narrative maybe they're looking for a you know reverse savages situation i'm in for whatever she needs do you know by the way complete side note the fact that i dropped the

savages rush uh reference on the duncan awards ria and fran asked me yesterday they were like did marty and brandon have any idea what you meant i was like no that's why i did it i wanted to make them as uncomfortable as possible i knew it wouldn't make you uncomfortable but brandon afterwards was like i don't think we should have referenced that. I was like, whatever. He thinks about it. Yeah, I was like, yeah, do it. Okay, so she has a girlfriend, but she wants to hang out with you. Yeah, I mean

she literally just, you have to when KFC radio comes out, it was the most, it was the weirdest slash funniest thing I've ever been a part of. She was saying some great, from my confidence level, it can't get higher than it was yesterday. She's very

good looking. She loves my voice which is, that doesn't happen a lot. Wait, she said that to you? Like your ASMR Marty voice? Is it ASMR Marty? Is that how you say it? I don't understand how to say it. ASMR Marty. Tommy's ASMR sweetheart. Who the fuck named him that? Himself. Of course he did. say it i don't understand how to say it's like asmr yeah and tommy's asmr sweetheart who the

fuck named him that himself of course he did but yeah she is she loved my like regular voice okay which was a bit i was like what do i have to do what else do i have to do to get girls she goes just be yourself i said oh damn you know what i peaked yesterday. I could die. You peaked. Yeah. You peaked. But I do have to say. Where's she from? Do you know? She was from Miami.

She moved to LA and she moved back to Miami. I was going to say, there's no way she's from around here because she, like your accent around here is normal. That's the thing. It's like when my guy friends from Texas used to visit me in Boston, they cleaned up because they have the Texas accent. When my friends from Boston or New York come to Texas, they clean up. I know. That's what you got to do. You got to go to a different part of the country. Yeah, exactly. Or hang out with porn stars. Yeah. I didn't see my

day going like that, but like being now, like being a little bit part of like porn, Twitter and porn Instagram is weird. I can imagine that. I got some first. So Brazzers, first of all, seven million followers. It's just putting out pictures of KFC radio and Barstool and me and Tommy. For those people that don't know this or didn't listen to radio yesterday or see everything. So basically, from what I understand, Brazzers reached out to Kev and asked. I don't know if if Kevin and Fights got to pick which porn star came or how it worked out, but Brazzers reached out to Barstool Sports. Which is great.

Brazzers reached out to Barstool Sports and offered up their talent to come do podcasts, answer the internet, so on and so forth. And Abella Danger, who came in and again, the whole office shut down. She also does on the side ASMR. Like that's an actual thing that she does. It's not like Marty and Tommy kidnapped her into doing it. And when I saw Tommy put those two things together that he realized like, wait, so a Bella danger's here in the studio. And we also do ASMR. We've got to get her together. He had the creepiest run of all time but also it's like the most perfect content so that so now she's posting this on her her main twitter account instagram account four million followers and browsers is involved because they sent her here yes what what world are we living in that's what i'm saying the first comment on

browsers instagram i was like, gosh, I really want a bad boy to chat with. That was a perfect horn. I'm a bad boy. You're a bad boy. You don't look like one right now. You have a shit eating grin on your face that says the complete opposite of bad boy. Oh, I'm a bad boy in the porn world now. There's so many. Let's DM these guys. It's so great. Guys, I was in the room yesterday. I got to say the energy was electric between Mush and Abella. It was absurd.

She was like literally flirting with me. I love her. And she's cool as shit too. And you got Crocs backing you up now. Oh, this whole office saw. Wait till the stool scenes. It is the energy, the connection. I mean, so are you going to hang out with her? I got to try. She lives in Miami though. They have make airplanes that can take you to Miami. That's true. They also make airplanes that you could fly her into

New York if you wanted to. That is true. I need to work on something. I even just being in like her circle. It's great. Like she's friends with Diplo. Yeah. Aren't you friends with Diplo? I seem to remember Diplo hanging out with you at the rough and rowdy Superbowl party. That should never, ever come out of my mouth. Diplo, Brazzers, and a bellet danger. No, never. Well, that's, that's the Barstool difference. It's like all of a sudden you look around and you're like what's happening like a rods walking through the building or like the other night of the duncan awards like blake griffin won the best celebrity guest appearance on our college football show because we were hanging out in the house that we had next to our ann arbor set and i went upstairs to get my makeup done came back down and blake and his

entourage just like chilling on the couch with dan watching games. I was like, this is a normal thing. This is not normal. It's not normal, but like it is normal here. But I do feel like the, like when Lisa Ann came, came here and Erica had no idea who she was. I think that was,

I mean, I know Asa used to work here. I, neither of us worked here when Asa was here, but Lisa Ann was, you know, again, just the top level of porn star.

Now it feels like browsers, Pornhub, whoever, is just going to start sending people here because they get so much run on Barstool. Yeah, 100%. And now you're going to get a date out of it. I hope so. I hope that Deke tweets that. Like Marty is, this is the thing,

is Marty gets accused of making up stuff a lot. He's not making this up. We all saw it happen. 100%. This is all real. I would love to go on a date with Bella Danger. That's just a fact. It's a fact, but it's not even like if that quote got out there, it's like, yeah, welcome.

No, this is an actual thing. I know. Zah, you were a big Lisa Ann fan. Are you a fan of her work? Yeah, I know Bella. Trust me, I know them all. I know them all. I'm not good at that with names.

Yeah, I know them all and i was pretty pretty upset i didn't i didn't get to see her yesterday i don't know what the hell i was doing when she came in i don't know what time she came in but yeah the thing about this office now you don't know who's in yeah you see on social media it's like oh edelman's here today or like unless you're sitting in the radio studio which is basically a fishbowl right when you walk in or they come over to the blogger bay, you don't know that they're here. You have no idea. I don't know if anybody else calls it the blogger bay, but that's what I call it. I miss the old office.

There are so many things about the old office that obviously we all got sick of by the end, because by the end we were all mailing it in from like a cleanliness standpoint. We were all on top of each other. Everybody was piled in. But one of the biggest things that I miss is A, seeing who's coming in, but B, getting to watch like Answer the Internet. Those things that happened in the middle of the office that would just shut down everybody because it was so funny. And then all the drama too. Like what happened yesterday? The penultimate episode, which I know Hank said that on Twitter, like now two or three years in a row, the day before Dave leaves for Nantucket is like the penultimate episodes of Game of Thrones if that happened yesterday in the old

office it might have burned down that's how dramatic yesterday was but you're not seeing it as much because it's not happening on top of you like it was there like I miss everyone going into the control room too like sitting in shit and it's like oh this is getting good but yesterday i went to a room to watch this because i've never seen him like that when he threw out numbers and shit that's when you know he is not fucking around not fucking around and when jared came on because like you know we all knew i mean he said it very openly during the awards like who he was mad at and then obviously you start seeing it on the internet he came in on the act i knew how bad the day was going to be for certain people. When I watched him walk into the yak and just light this place on fucking fire,

sitting at the very end of the desk. Um, wait, when Dave's going on the yak, that's when, you know, Dave is on radio. Like he's been gone so much for work. And that's the thing is like, people are giving him shit for not being on radio a lot like he's actually until now been shit been working like he's not taking his vacation yet but if he's on radio in general right now you know he's got some shit to say he gets on a show that's not his you know you're about to just get hit with some shit and when jared came on yesterday because i that's whenever because i had been listening to it but then everybody wanted to hear how j, cause Jared argues with them, obviously like doesn't just accept his fate.

He's not going to apologize right away. The entire blogger bay had it all just like, we had it queued up and just listening to it and you know, it's behind. So Dave like comes around the corner to go to a news office commercial break and we're all just sitting there just still listening to him, just like completely body bagging Jared. But the old office, we would all cram into the production room now we just sit and and you can see it you can hear it doesn't have the same feel it really was something yesterday it was like

and even today though too you still like he's gone like he's not here today and it's just like you feel the tension still go everyone just wants it's throwing fights out there like there's just so many fights going on i came into work this morning early because I went to Rumble early this morning. I know that you always... Crazy person. Yeah, well, it's only because my trainer, whatever, is beside the point. So I came in... It is crazy, but I came in

earlier than I normally do and I had to shoot the Snapchat show with Rhea and Fran around 10, so I had some time to kill. And while I had some time to kill, I started noticing that Sean Latham was very mad. I started seeing the quotes from Francis on Deke and on Barstool radio. And I was like, you know what? Dave basically did a Heisenberg move where he came in and he just threw that shit down. It's going to watch it explode. And then he's going to disappear to Nantucket and have his wine and whatever else.

And this place is going to just fight with each other for the next few weeks. 100%. And like I said yesterday, too, it's like, even if you weren't part of the firing squad of what he was doing yesterday, you're still like, fuck, I need to step it up because I'm not getting into that. I don't want that bullseye on my back. I could not have been happier that yesterday morning we had our big college football Barstool sports advisors meeting. And it's like, we're all sitting around talking about like all the sponsorships and you know, it's like me, Dan,

Dave, Erica, Jen. And I'm like, this could not have come at a better time for me. Great, great day for me to be sitting in here and we're naming off all the stuff that we're going to have to do and talking about, you know, who's sponsoring the new podcast with Brandon Walker or whatever. I'm sitting like, this is great. Oh, you wonder what I'm bringing to the table. Here it is. You know, I haven't been so happy to wear a fucking blazer to Dunkin' Donuts in my life. Well, I asked both Dave and Erica if I should wear a dress. And of course the answer was yes. So that was like the best move I've ever made is like, Dave, you're wearing is okay. Do I need to wear a dress? Yes. All right, cool. Like I am covered here uh but yeah no yesterday yesterday with a bell

of danger being here all that drama that popped off from the night before the HBO special and then we had the blogs for dogs events last night which was just barstool saving puppies like you basically got in 24 hours you got the entire buffet line of barstool. Yeah, that is crazy that all that happened in one day. I didn't even realize that. Right before Dave goes in June. Like, that's the thing is, like, he's going to Nantucket now, and it's like July is so slow for the most part, unless you're me last year and you cover the CFL

and you happen to have a trip already planned, but we're not going to go back to that. By the way, not taking vacation this year, even though I'm not covering the CFL. But again, I digress. It's the slow time of the year. Like August, I mean, you know this, you're obviously a big gambler. You're going to be doing a lot of gambling content. Like August and September is when everything ramps up and then we shut our eyes and it's the Superbowl. Right now it's slow, which is the perfect time

for drama to pop off in this place. Exactly. Yeah. July is literally just baseball. That's it. And like gambling on it. Like the all-star break is the four worst days in sports. Yeah, July is literally just baseball. That's it. And gambling on it. The all-star break is the four worst days in sports. Yeah, exactly. It's tough to do all gambling content on this stuff. So when August comes, it's like, fuck, we got a lot to do. But he did it. He's just so good at what he does. It's unbelievable.

You know, he's like, what's he going to do next? He just fucking lights his place on fire. It's the best. That's why it's the best. He just lit this place on fire and then sends best he that's why it's the best he just lit this place on fire and then sends the email and i know they talked about this on the yak but i don't know exactly what they said did you have you read the email yet yeah i just just read it just and i'm sure they've said this and i saw some quotes but the email that we got

from and of course like everybody else has their full name whenever you get an email from dave it just says portnoy. Doesn't say anything else. The subject line was have a good July, everyone. And go fuck yourself. Not you getting that from your boss. I had a fucking cube. It's like, what the fuck?

And I was out getting lunch whenever I got the email and I was like, man, I wish I was in the office right now watching everybody's phones or computers light up with this. But he, and he also, just like he writes his blogs, they're not separated paragraphs. It's just one long thing. And he just basically told everybody that when he gets back, if you are not pulling your weight, and even if you are pulling your weight, if your content is not making this company money, he's going to be paying attention to you. The best is at the end too. It's like, happy 4th of July, everybody. Have a great 4th, everybody! Exclamation point. Like there's not one exclamation point in the entire thing. And it starts off with just one last message before I head off to Nantucket for July.

A longstanding pet peeve of mine, dot, dot, dot, you know, and it's just like this entire thing. And then it ended up with a very nice, have a great 4th of July. And that's what's going to happen gonna happen everyone's gonna start throwing each other under the bus it's like oh i'm doing more work than this person and people are gonna get very upset and again it's it's now do you add the element of you could be doing a ton of work all day every day but if your ton of work is not making dave barstool and everybody else money then people are gonna start looking at like oh Like, Oh, that's great. You made that video. Was it sponsored?

Oh, cool. My shit was sponsored. That's what's going to start happening. I know. And that's why it's going to be the best. And then of course, you know,

in the email too, and I saw that they talked about this on the yak or he said, you know, without Barstool, 95% of you are in a cube being miserable and don't exist. Like that's a tough, because everybody's kind of looking around like, well,

wait, if I, if I didn't work here, what would I be doing? Oh yeah. I for sure. No, I would be in be the fuck i'd be on the street yeah i'd be laying on the street i would be working in network tv and not getting to do any of this and i'd be sad but i i mean i'd be playing the bongos on seventh avenue like now like that i've come into this world like i love it i would never go back to it but at you know at the time like okay yeah yeah

like i have a job here but now i don't want to go back i don't would never go back to it. But at the time, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I have a job here. But now I don't want to go back. I don't want to go back. Fuck that. That was terrible. I was a miserable. I lost my company so much money at the last one. I have no idea what I was doing.

You were on your, like, road to being homeless, maybe? Maybe, like, depleting their company. Yeah, I don't know. It's fine. The moral of the story is, is that everyone needs to get their shit together but there is a month to where when he comes back and you know he does all of his like you know the the videos that he does the nantucket living and all of that you know that's all fine and good when everybody comes together in august and dave portnoy is back if you don't have your

shit together by then, you are the dumbest human on the planet. See, the thing is this month is actually the scariest month. Oh yeah. This is the only month that he actually pays attention to what the hell is going on on the block. So he's,

I remember last year was crazy. He just got, he had got that new, that new notebook. I think he used it for the college football show too. Yes. And he was literally taking notes day by day of what people would do what he's pissed off at and he just tore into people the day he arrived oh anytime that that college football show notebook came out and but we weren't talking about

college football that was it was you knew he was writing stuff down to like remember like oh i need to make sure i go off on this and he won't say it right away he'll like the day he comes back like all right here was all my thoughts for the month and this is where you guys all fucked up this just gets him like he gets fired up about that like that gives him almost joy sometimes right and the whole point i mean he absolutely deserves the entire month off like that's the thing it's like what he does and not only being like the head of content you know the partner of the company all these things like he's in so much content but when he is on vacation he doesn't get rid of the itch of wanting to be a part of the content, obviously, which is why he puts out the daily videos from his backyard.

But he starts paying attention to what everybody else's content is going. And I know from last year, because I was definitely on a different continent while he was still in Nantucket. And I still got just completely railroaded on Twitter. It was the hardest thing in the, like getting service every time we'd get closer to an island or closer to the shore. And I would see what I, you know, what was happening on Twitter or that was a Beezer Casey, right? Yeah. You know that story. I'm sure.

Oh yeah. I don't know if I was here or not. I don't think you were here yet, but first of all, I was Croatia, but I'll take a Beezer Casey. Like again, I've said this a million times, like the nickname and the song that Frankie used to play when I would come on Barstool radio, like took a pill and a B's like, I'll take that 10 out of 10. Um, but that was tough because at the time that I booked that vacation, I was working for NBC sports and it was the Patriots off season. It was right before training camp. So I was like, oh, this is great. Like I'm going to be covering the Patriots. So whatever was right before training camp so I was like oh this is great like I'm gonna be covering the Patriots so whatever well it turns out I went to Barstool sports and I happened to be doing a podcast with somebody who played fucking football in July sad for me the thing about his email too like I think he kind of says like if I'm not talking to

you about what you're doing you're good like you're you're that means I know you're trying you're not just sitting around like you're trying to put out content, which is also, cause not everyone has a relationship with Dave here. It's like, it's, you're just here and you do your own thing. Like I I'm in, you were both in content with him. So we know how he feels about us and like what we can and can't do around them. But like, like you said, just as long as you, it's not hard to please him, just do what you need and that's it

but it's it's just so perfect because you never know what's going to set this place off in general what drama is going to happen i know i tweeted on the way to the award show the other night there was like a full-blown argument about fucking ice cream cake on the bus like ice cream cake what are we doing here like people were like you know kevin was screaming in the office the other day about ways the app ways like That ended up popping things off. But with Dave, you really don't know what's going to be that thing that sets him off. Whatever that thing is he's going to hold on to, which happened to be the dress code for the Dunkin' Donuts Awards. But what that allowed him to do was in air his grievances.

Of everything. Of everything. To the people that he did not think dressed well enough and then yesterday was a firing squad Frankie was lurking around this building like a fucking creep like I love Frankie Frankie yesterday had that look in his eye of like you don't want Frankie to come here

it's like the Grim Reaper Frankie was the Grim Reaper yesterday if he touches you on the show it's like fuck go to the radio and you see people just sitting there not knowing what's like quivering almost because i would be too because when you talk to dave your head just isn't straight it just what especially when he's mad you don't know what the fuck to say to him

just saying sorry yeah well and you also do content with him too it's funny to watch people who don't do content with him on a normal basis. And that was a lot of people yesterday. That just are never on camera with them, never on radio. Like I remember Large sat in for Jack Mack on one of the college football podcasts last year. And it was, you know, on Mondays, it was me, Dave and Jack, like, you know, recapping what happened the weekend, whatever. And Large came in to do it. And of course, like now Large and Dave are fine,

but that was kind of early on. And I just remember Large being like, I've never done content with Dave. I was like, it's fine. Tell him to go fuck himself. He'll respect it. And he was, you could tell the whole time. He like didn't know how to handle it. Held back a little bit, you know, was speaking and debating, but not

really going, you know, after what he would if Dave wasn't there. So watching people deal with that is also usually a pretty funny scene. Yes. Like I've been, I've been in his wrath of when he loses a lot of money. Yes, you have. And that is a scary place to be. It's not great.

But like, he knows that I'm in the same boat and it's just a funny thing, but this is like real life shit. And that's what I don't want to be in that. No, no. When I walked in to that building on Tuesday night and I saw him sitting there and I was like, Hey, his legs were shaking. His hands were like tapping his legs and he had the look. It wasn't like, Oh, like I'm going to make content cause I'm mad.

It's like, I'm mad. So I'm going to make content. And like some people didn't know if he was actually kidding or not. Oh, he wasn't. I mean, we know he wasn't, but like some people were like kind of laughing at first and then all of a sudden I was like all right just shut up the bus ride home back to the office which was like you know did you ever do like young life camp or church camp or anything where you rode one of those buses i for sure did not do church camp okay young life did you ever what

the fuck did you do in texas we did church camp church camp what yeah did you do like we would go to like panama city and we would go to the beach for a week or like during the winter we would do ski trips and we'd go to colorado but the way we got there was we all traveled on one of those big coach buses no yeah that was like my sports teams every time it's like yeah i mean we did but we would go like hours and hours away so the bus would get really quiet for like a couple of hours you know at night when everybody's sleeping that's the way that bus felt on the way home from queens and it was like 10 o'clock at night i was sitting right next to him when he took that call from erica and jared was too and he was just sitting there it's like oh put your head down put your head down yeah just i think i

was in front you were right in front of him yeah and i And I was on the side. I'm like, oh my God, he's just going off right now. But that's why he's the best. Just the whole thing. Yeah. I mean, it's been a couple of days. He's now gone to Nantucket, as the email said. But everybody, I mean, like Zaja said, this month, especially this time around, probably should turn out some content.

Or at least have a plan. Have a plan to turn out some content or at least have a plan, have a plan to turn out some content. Maybe, you know, see if sales can help you out, get some money attached to it. Maybe that's probably great. Give me fucking $10.

Give me something just so it can say presented by right. Like Marty mush presented by who gives a shit, but it's presented. That's literally anything. Um, did you win an award the other night? Oh yeah. Best educational film. That's right. Yep. That's what you need. Literally anything. Did you win an award the other night? Oh yeah. Best educational film.

That's right. Yep. That's right. Big stuff. Yeah. I won an award for checking out Dan's ass basically. That's what I gathered from that. Like they put the sizzle reel for the best new artist,

which obviously there was like a bunch of us that got it. And I, you know, I mean, Dave gave it to us because we were, we were dressed up, but Blattman put together the sizzle reel and Blattman worked on the college football show with me last year. Blattman does clips all the

time. And, you know, they had the little sizzle reel of everybody, like their little, you know, videos, whatever. The only thing he put in my sizzle reel on purpose, by the way, because I knew that he was going to do it was me. And that stupid gif of checking Dan out. Oh, it's the best. It's the best thing that I did last year. And I hosted one of our flagship shows. Like that's the, by far the best thing that I did. That and fat shaming Dan by accident. That was, those were two tough moments for me, but it's checking out his ass.

Like I got home or came back here first to get my stuff. And I realized that I won that Dunkin' Donuts trophy because I sexually harassed my coworker with my eyes in front of hundreds of thousands of people. So we have a caller on air that when I picked up the phone to try to try screen it, it sounds like he's just pissing or I don't know what the hell he's doing. So I held the phone. Is this a prank? I think so. All right. I'm going to push him. I'm going to push him on air so you guys can hear what the hell. Like, it's crazy.

He's pissing for like two minutes. He's on a break. Is he taking a bath? Yeah. So I was literally screaming. I was screaming, hello. I was screaming, hello, hello, hello to try, you know, to try and get him on air. But it was literally a solid minute.

My God, it's a good stream. What? It's happening. I have no idea. It's got a healthy stream. He's a good stream. What is happening? I have no idea. It's got a healthy stream. He's might be splashing around on the floor. No, that sounds like one of those like ocean like CDs or something. I don't like this at all.

I gotta tell you, you know, I do. I hate loud peers. So I have this conversation actually two days ago. I told my brother. Hold on a minute. Loud peers like, like pier 17 is right your time like peers pier what are you saying p o p i thought you said pier like p i e r i'm not talking about peers peace does it not sound this exact 100 i thought you said pier thank you get

out of here loud peers it still sounds like you're saying piers, like a boat pier. Anyway, I had this conversation with my brother. There's no reason to hit the water the entire time as a man peeing. The sides are there for a reason. Half the sides, half the water, it doesn't make that much noise. No. If you hit the sides, it splashes and fucking, well, for sure, people like me,

it'll splash and hit you in the face. Oh, I mean, I'm 6'4", so I'm not getting smashed in the face. Terrible idea. These are things I don't have to worry about. You know, you just hit this little,

like, you got to have good aim. You hit the side of the toilet and it's just half. Toilet etiquette, there's so many etiquettes that people don't have, it's insane. toilet etiquette there's so many etiquettes that people don't have it's insane okay what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a break because what a

transition that was by you marty much i just i miss you i miss us i know this is cck on a thursday i have no fucking clue where we're gonna go on the other side of this but 833-857-8665 if you want to join this circus i think that fast food is one of the most sexist things in the world. Okay. Hear me out. Like no girls will admit to at least they don't like Big Macs. You'll never catch a girl eating a Big Mac. If she does, she smokes cigarettes.

Yeah, right. Okay, exactly. Like you're full blown white trash. Yeah. Or you're super high. A Big Mac is a guy's food guys eat it it's messy it's big yeah it's a big mac dudes eat that you're never gonna catch a girl like uh like 6 p.m for dinner like at the drive-thru let me get a number one ain't happening no and like the mcchicken sandwich is very girly girls like the chicken they're never gonna even have the burgers in general oh that's they want to have they want

to have the chicken it's not true yeah i feel like taco bell is more for girls see i think the opposite i think taco bell's for guys no i think it's for both i think taco bell is the most unisex fast food restaurant i think no i think wendy's is wendy's i think that taco bell is the best one i think that girls will i think girls will eat taco bell when they're shit-faced yes but like marty just had Taco Bell for lunch. Girls are not going to get Taco Bell for lunch. They're not going to do it. Listen.

They're not going to do it. You fucking go out in that room right now and say Taco Bell. Anyone want to eat it? It's going to sound like a Jonas Brothers concert. I think it's different to be like it's presented here. I don't think Fran or Rhea, Casey Wood, they're not going to get up and go to Taco Bell for lunch. There's not a lot Casey wouldn't do. Ricochet shots all over i have been i roasted her for a 14 year old boyfriend

a minute ago i have been getting hit and marty and i had such a nice first segment and we just came in and we were talking about everybody lighting each other on fire in this office he did the email the right now it's like in the office when you're putting guns at each other. Everyone's ready to shoot everybody. I was reading that email while I was recording. Go fuck yourself. Trying to listen to Dallas break down weighted on base average

while having Dave just scold the entire office. Incredible. Chef is going at Francis. We're taking ricochet shots at Casey. I haven't seen the clip yet. I was telling them that I got into the office early today And then Chef is going to Francis. We're taking ricochet shots at Casey. I haven't seen the clip yet, but it's hardcore. It's hardcore. I was telling them that I got into the office early today,

and it was very obvious at about 9.30 this morning that there was going to be a lot of drama. He went off on YP, too. Yeah, he did. He sure did. By the way, YP is actually working. They're on the show. We'll have a show to go. That's the reason.

YP, I guess, didn't inform him that he wasn't going to be here today, but I would like to point out, YP made it very clear to everybody in the blogger bay that was sitting there. He is gone for not only content, for sponsored content. That's right. That is true. He was hopping on a plane yesterday. He was considering coming into radio while Dave was on yesterday to announce that he was leaving for the day, but that he was going to get on a plane to go fly to do sponsored content. Sponsored content. We were all like, dude, he's not talking about you. He's yelling at everybody else.

And like you, you would go be inserting yourself into this. I think I should do it. Yeah, that's crazy. Like, no, just slip out the back right now. And if anybody says anything, then you can inform them you're doing sponsored content. But to just go offer up, hey, it's four o'clock. I'm leaving, boss. No matter what the reason is, it's crazy.

But then Sean said this morning, I guess, again, I wasn't listening to the show because I was shooting something. But I saw the Deke quotes as it was going down. I guess he said there are going to be changes coming. Like he basically was threatening YP's spot on the radio show. Oh, give me a break. Listen. I don't know if you can do that first of all i mean i don't know i think if kevin got sick of me he could kick me off the show no no well i was gonna say i mean correct me if i'm wrong i would vote for you to stay however but i'm just saying it would be

that's the sean latham show right yes so like that's your show, dude. Like why? Like, like if YP is off doing something like that, that shouldn't affect the Sean Latham show. You of us are here. There've been plenty of days where like, I just texted a minute ago, like, like two minutes before air. I was like, I I'm doing Casey radio. I'm going to be late. And you guys just like roll. And I said, Marty, that's what we do here. I don't, I don't think anybody does just one thing. Nobody's schedule is ever like only committed to one show.

And when things pop up up you either like do it yourself or you get a fill-in or whatever that's just how we do things here a complete side note and i haven't talked about this yet but and i know that i'm probably like over exaggerating because how funny i think it is talk about me and fights the tweet that we got yesterday when we were at the dog story no i haven't i'm gonna tell it right now so kevin john and i were on our way to blogs for dogs which which is in Brooklyn, which is like basically going to a different country at this point. And we, by the way, if you're online for, uh, for sexist fast food talk, just hang on.

Oh yeah. We're going to talk about that. So we decided we were going to take the train and Kevin, did you fuck up the train? So here's what happened. I popped on the app to figure out what the best way to get on the subways to get to Pig Beach was. And it said to take the one down to Cortland Street and transfer to the R, I think. And as we were on the one, we get to Chambers and the guy pops on. He's like, just a reminder, this is the last stop to transfer to any trains to Brooklyn.

And I look on the map on the one and Cortland Street had been like grayed out. So I don't know if there's construction there or whatever it is, but Cortland street is no longer a stop that you can transfer at. So I was like, Oh fuck, let's just get off. None of us know how to go to Brooklyn cause fuck going to Brooklyn. It's literally going to a different.

So I, we caught, we pop off the one. Now I'm at chamber street. I'm like, all right, I got to find where we can transfer to get to Brooklyn. And as we're like trying to figure out,

I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's just get an Uber. Like Uber says it's only like 20 minutes away we'll just hop in the uber so i order an uber and it says we have six minutes and john feidelberg which is so on brand for him he looks up and sees a saloon right in front of us he's like hey why don't we go in and take a shot it's called mudville i like uh the three of us are gonna say mudville saloon it's like wings beer ribs and we go in

there and we go to the very end of the bar and we just tell the bartender hey we need three shots of patrone so as we're walking in my uber goes from six minutes down to like two minutes so i was like oh shit never mind dude we only have two minutes john's like no we're taking this shot at tequila we walk in we walk right to the back this dude lines up three shots of patrone not chilled no salt barely gave us limes because we weren't even going to take limes. We pound this shot and it wasn't even just like we were trying to be cool. It was like we were in a hurry. We had to go. Pay

out. Leave. I mean, we were just like, bam, bam. Also, quick aside. We did have limes. I take a bite of the lime and I throw it back on the table and then Fights goes to grab his lime. He grabbed mine. And he bites. He's like, oh, someone already ate that lime. And we were like, it's okay. We're all close.

We've all talked about sharing fucking toothbrushes. We're fine. So Fights comes up to me at Pig Beach and just hands me his phone, which he never, never does. We got a tweet yesterday that said, pretty hilarious to see Fights, KFC, and Casey pop into a bar, rip a tequila shot, then leave. Great NYC sighting. Hashtag. We were there for 90 seconds. We probably looked like the most degenerate alcohol.

We are going to a bar too. Wasn't like you were just going to an event. It's like, no, stop at the bar before the bar to just rip a shot. He just walked right in, ripped it and left. And you know that those people that were watching us had obviously knew exactly who we were.

We're like, these people need Jesus living up to the, it was legendary. I really feel like I'm so glad that somebody witnessed us being complete. And it was like five o'clock in the afternoon too. Me and Marty got a couple of Cokes. We got four Cokes. What?

Went up to the bar. Four? Yeah, we just weren't. Just doubled down? Yeah. I mean, like why we want to get up again? Like obviously we're going to be thirsty. Yeah, but the problem is your second Coke is melted ice

and watered down and not as bubbly. It was delicious. It kept the crisp. Did you chug down the first one? No. It took us like 40 minutes to get two Cokes. There's no way that that ice was not melted in 40 minutes as hot as it was out there. It didn't take us 40 minutes to drink.

I'm saying just to get it. People were ripping shots, getting drinks. It wasn't like that McDonald's Coke. No, nothing like that McDonald's Coke. Did we talk about that on this show? Yes. McDonald's Coke is different because they just do it differently. The syrup, the stainless steel barrel instead of the plastic.

It's like scientifically as good as you think. KFC has it down to a science. I read the whole article. I can tell everything you need to fucking know about it. The temperatures, the concentration, the materials, all of it.

So, McDonald's is different. It's also sexist. I see what you're saying. Taco Bell makes the bitches go crazy. I don't think not. Drunk girls

love Taco Bell. I don't think you're going to get girls going to Taco Bell for lunch. I want Taco Bell right now. You're a guy. But you're a guy, Jared. You have a penis. Jared just looked in disbelief. I do?

What? If I went out there and threw some tacos in front of Fran and Rhea, they would eat it. If I said, let's go get some lunch, I'm walking to Taco Bell. I would agree with that. Most of my girlfriends... Because it is gross. It does make you shit. It's disgusting. Taco Bell and you want to come with me, they're not coming. Most of my girlfriends... Because it is gross. It does make you shit. It's disgusting.

Taco Bell isn't gross. Taco Bell is not... I love it, but it's not high quality. I love cheesy gordita crunches, but I don't know if I've ever been sitting around with my girlfriends like, let's eat really fat food today. We're going to go to Taco Bell. Let's eat really fat food today and let's go get a cheeseburger and fries. Casey, you've never been to Revere.

If you want to make the bitches go wild, you say, baby, we're getting some Taco Bell. And then next thing you know, you get all the hoochies and the whip and you're on your way to Taco Bell. I mean, the fact that... The Rocket needs to come up. You need to come out with a rap track called Hoochies and the Whip.

Hey, Revere, Massachusetts. Like this new album from The Rocket featuring the smash hit single, Hoochies and the Whip. Can you please do a music video from that shitty beach in revere too yeah there's all kinds of needles on that the strongest rock so gross number one hit hoochies in the whip featuring taco bell on your taco bell mommy with needles everywhere love that let's get to these calls eric from philly you're always a

good caller what do you got on Big Macs, Eric? Hey, what's going on? As you're talking about it, I was like, God, I've never seen a girl eat a Big Mac. Never once. You're 100% right. So I think Spider needs to go get one for Casey and have Casey do it because she'll do it. You ready for this?

I've never had a Big Mac. Yeah, I'm telling you, most girls never have. Go get it. But I'm telling you, most girls never have. Go get it. But I also, you also, you don't count, Casey. Why? I don't know. You're not a girl. You know what?

You're not a girl. You know what? I am a girl. Jared has a penis. That's how we know. You have a vagina, but you're not a girl. Okay, that's fair. I agree.

I also, like, I'll try a Big Mac for content, but right now it's bikini season. The first thing that I was told today when I walked in this building, Gaz, I have like a Big Mac for content, but right now it's bikini season. The first thing that I was told today when I walked in this building, Gaz, I have like a crop top on. Gaz looked at me and goes, so Casey, when's the diet start? I mean, let's guess. If you're not used to Gaz doing that by now,

when Casey was, when Ellie was eating like fast food like a couple months ago and he was like, bikini season's coming. It's like, that is actually like the rudest thing you can possibly say to a girl. When he said it, hey, don't get fat fat and like of all people ellie was like probably like watch your figure torn apart by that when he said it everybody around him was like oh my god he's

i'm just kidding you can literally see her abs she's wearing a half shirt i was like no it doesn't it's not the point it's the point that's 9 30 in the fucking morning and that's the first thing that you said to me when i walked in today Mike from Philly, what do you got on Big Macs? Hey, what's up guys? Hi So yeah, I'm driving through like middle of nowhere New York right now Pull over to get McDonald's I walk in and like literally bumble fuck New York

Like everyone's staring at me like they've never seen a guy in a polo before So I'm standing at the counter Lady in front of me Big white lady dreadlocks So he goes, yeah I'll have a Big Mac But you know what Like what you just described Big fat lady with dreadlocks

I agree you're right You know like let me amend my take Like no girls except for like weird ones Or fat with dreadlocks would eat Big Macs We got a lot of fast food takes here. Todd from Virginia. What's cooking? I'm hungry.

Hey, what's up guys? Big fan. Listen to you every day. All right. So you guys are close. No fuckable girl has ever ordered a Big Mac ever. Fuckable.

I don't know. Hold on. Can I just interject really quick here? Sure. Jared, I don't know if the Big Mac is like the go-to stereotypical order at mcdonald's like i've never even i don't even think i've had a big mac like i'll get a double quarter pounder with cheese before i get a big mac well i mean first of all i think a big mac

i mean it's their number one and it also has the bread in the middle right i also don't think girls are biting double quarter pounds of cheese i have literally gotten a double quarter pounder with cheese with a girl. I've never heard that from Saugus. Oh yeah. Again, we're always, I've never, you might be right. I don't,

I don't know what the most popular order. I, but I mean, I do think a big Mac is definitely popular, but I think, but I'm saying that the point is it's just not, it's this, it's the stereotypical male or girls don't order big Macs.

Yeah. I don't think they're getting double quarter pounders either, but they might put down like a quarter Macs. I don't think they're getting double quarter pounders either. They might put down a quarter pounder. I brought up Five Guys. Double quarter pounders are a lot. She goes to Five Guys all the time. I get the little cheeseburger. I don't order the regular cheeseburger.

Hold on. Fuck that. The little cheeseburger at Five Guys is not dainty. It's one patty. It's regular. Those are skinny rats. Those little slabs are skinny. John, what do you got on fast food?

100%. Girls like little niche things. You'll never see them eating like a big burger or something. That's why girls sit at a table and have a large fries with a milkshake. Whereas a guy would never do that. Wait, who does that? Why aren't we talking about Shake Shack in the East Coast or In-N-Out on the West Coast? We're talking about shitty fast food. And even that, like girls will get like, like Five Guys is kind of comparable.

Like they'll get a single. They're not going to get any sort of double. They're not going to get it loaded up. When I go to In-N-Out, I'm getting a huge burger. Again, again, bitch, you're not a single. They're not going to get any sort of double. They're not going to get it loaded up. When I go to In-N-Out, I'm getting a huge burger. Again, bitch, you're not a girl. Joe from Boston. Joe. Hey.

What do you got? How you doing? I remember I was getting out of work with a friend. We smoked. We were talking to a girl that we were with. She didn't smoke. But we were getting McDonald's, me and my buddy after, and she was in the drive-thru line

and she saw that we were behind her and she just took off. Like she ordered the food and then she just took off. And we were just like, why didn't she just grab her food? So it's definitely a sexist thing because she didn't want us

to see her eat McDonald's. It's shameful for a girl to eat a Big Mac. I'm telling you. No, it's not. I mean, it was... And never mind, I wouldn't. Listen, if I find me a cute girl who's ordered a Big Mac,

I'll make her my second one. It's also, it's like when girls order steaks, like you normally will see a girl like, I'll have a six-ounce filet, I'll have an eight-ounce filet. Like if a girl orders like a 24-ounce ribeye, it's just... Yeah, babe, put that shit down. Like, you know what? I think Rhea is a big advocate of McDonald's. Can we get her in here? Fuck it, I'm getting a McChicken. orders like a 24 ounce ribeye it's like yeah babe put that shit down i like you know what i think

ria is a big advocate of mcdonald's can we get her in here fuck it i'm getting a mcchicken yeah she loves it she loves the chicken nuggets she's talking about mcchicken i know i know i want to know if she's ever had like i bet you ria has never had a big mac i bet you that it actually i could see ria maybe like her father once like she would would never big match shame another girl, I don't think. But she's not. No, I'm not saying we're shaming them. I'm saying that. Also, Hank eats trash too.

So he's always probably bringing her to these places. But knowing, there goes Gazzo, the fucking, the sewer bombing sexist creep. Shouldn't have fucking said it. I think, I mean, she's so famously on the record as fucking I'm getting a McChicken. That's her order. Girls get McChickens. They don't get Big Macs. But she likes nuggets too.

I'm telling you, the chicken is what the girls go for. Baz is so rattled right now. What did he do? I'm sure Deke got him as being a fucking sexist creep. Mason from Indianapolis, what do you got? Hey guys, my wife, we got married

about a month ago and I was driving us home from our wedding night and that damn woman flips over me after pounding about 10 lime-a-ritas and goes,

I need a Big Mac and now. And I thought she was talking about me at first. But, no, she made me stop at fucking McDonald's

on the way home to our hotel and gets a McChicken and a Big Mac, pounds that shit, showers and goes to bed No, she made me stop at fucking McDonald's on the way home to our hotel and get some McChicken and a Big Mac, pounds that shit, showers and goes to bed and just leaves me hanging. Oh, damn. Well, listen. That's a woman.

That's a woman. That was a special night for her. Yeah. We got Ria in studio right now. Now, you are, is there a mic on? No. You are a, you know, a McDonald's advocate. McDonald's advocate.

Yes, I am. Very famous line of fucking, I'm getting a McChicken. Yes. We are talking today about how fast food can be very sexist. I think that no girls eat Big Macs. I don't think that's true. Have you had a Big Mac? Yes.

Do you order them? I mean, if I'm really feeling it. Meaning? Like, hi? Meaning, are you drunk and high? Yeah, like, I'm high. them i mean if i'm really feeling it meaning like like would you ever go to uh like like five o'clock let's go get an early dinner we're going to mcdonald's you're gonna get a big mac no no no no i'm not but like 10 years ago yes like when i was younger and we went to mcdonald's i would get a big mac and now as I would,

I really would. Because maybe because your dad was getting it. Yeah. My dad. Yeah. That's what he said. He said it was because your dad probably did. I think,

I think once girls are, uh, and I think like, I feel like you're like close with your dad, right? Yeah. It's like you and your dad would go and he gets a big Mac. So you get a big Mac.

But now once you're like an adult and you're on your own, you're getting a McChicken. Yes. A McChicken or chicken nuggets. No, it's nothing crazy. Like I'm not going crazy. You're not going to getting a McChicken. Yes, a McChicken or chicken nuggets with fries. Nothing crazy. I'm not going crazy. You're not getting a triple cheeseburger. Would you get a double quarter pounder with cheese?

No, I wouldn't. No chance. We're all on the same page here. How about Taco Bell? Now, I know you love Taco Bell. I love Taco Bell. I love Taco Bell. You get stoned, you get drunk, you eat your Taco Bell. Marty just had Taco Bell for lunch. Are you going to go walk to Taco Bell and get it for lunch right now?

What the fuck? No. I wouldn't get it for lunch, but I do often get it for dinner. When you are sober? Yes. Okay. I love Taco Bell. I really love Taco Bell.

I think Taco Bell is pretty, I think a lot of girls would either secretly like it or eat it when they're drunk, but they're not going to go would either secretly like it or eat it when they're drunk. But they're not going to like go out of their way to go order it when they're sober. No, no. I order it when I'm sober. Like on my couch. That's why you're the best. Same.

I love Taco Bell. It's great. But would you agree or disagree that most girls would be like, ew, Taco Bell, like it's fat and it's gross? Or do you think most girls would go out and sober order it? I don't think a lot of people are sober ordering it but definitely not for lunch. Definitely not for lunch.

I like that shit whenever. For girls it's more of a treat. After 5pm type of thing. When the sun goes down and you can just hide it and stuff your face with it. You keep telling me that I'm not a girl. Wouldn't you say that Rhea is not either though? If you're following that logic? I said I love Taco Bell. I probably order taco bell at least once a week yeah do you really yes i really do it just for dinner yes if you looked at my postmates

right now you would see seamless because taco bell's on seamless sorry um yes you would see that i order it once a week i also but i. But I think Taco Bell is like your jam, right? Yeah, I love Taco Bell and McDonald's. Again, I'm thinking more generally speaking, stereotypically speaking with girls. I don't think they're eating Big Macs. I don't think they're eating double quarter pounders. And I feel like Taco Bell is like a drunk thing

or something like that. I don't think the average. You guys are sort of in the same boat, yeah. I feel like people might be saying, where you're saying Taco Bell because of Hank, but I'm really not you might i ate that shit before my man my parents ate a lot of fast food i'm making my parents sound fat they're not i'm sorry for that they're not fat but they let us have fast food when we were kids my dad wendy's was like we always went to wendy's we got guys in the studio here and uh if you do eat the Taco Bell and the fast food, he'll shame you, girls.

He'll call you out. He'll make you feel uncomfortable and insecure and make you worry about your diet. I saw the tweet about that. I mean, this morning she came in at like 930, which was great to see you that early in the morning. Oh, fuck off, Gaz. Would you have a trip to go on? She's got yoga pants on, belly shirt. The abs are popping.

I was more saying it tongue-in-cheek like, oh, when's the diet start? Oh, that's different. Yoga pants on. Thank you, Rhea. Yoga pants on, belly shirt. The abs are popping. Like, I was more saying it tongue-in-cheek like, oh, when's the diet start? Oh, all right. That's different. That's not the point. Wait, you, that's, that's. With the radio show, and I see the tweet. No, no, hold on. Share that story correctly.

She made it sound a lot more. I'm fat shaming her. The Rhea, the Ellie story. You fat shamed Casey, you're a fucking idiot. Kevin. The Ellie story where you made her, her like cry for eating fast food i said i said that what he said to me was hey casey when does the diet start and then everybody around him was like oh my god and he said i'm just kidding you can clearly see her abs i said that on this radio program right here's

the problem deke zucker didn't put that part in here yeah no that's fine i'm not saying he needs to but i did say that but that is exactly you looked at me and you said when does the diet start and then you said you have a half shirt looked at me and you said, when does the diet start? And then you said, you have a half shirt on. And I can see your ass. When does the diet start? The guy says the goat. He just sees always fucking. It's unbelievable.

All I know is that. He just gets me fired up. That was not the first thing I expected to hear when I walked in. But maybe I needed to be fat shamed. Kind of like Francis needed to be like lazy shamed. Are you just, are you got like a halfchub just watching your boy send out these emails and fire people up? Honestly, this time, no.

I've actually steered clear. Consciously, it's too serious. You know what I mean? When I fuck with YP and he wants to fight me, that's fun. We're not talking about people's livelihood and jobs. Now we are, and it's very serious. When Dave starts threatening you'll be fired if you don't get here on time and jobs like now we are and it's very serious but yeah when dave starts like threatening like you'll be fired if you don't like get here on time and shit like

that it wasn't even like you can't get here on time you're gonna be fired it was you have eight minutes to get into radio or you're fired yeah what did you think of uh chef throwing shots at francis i thought that was great i thought that was like i mean dave tweeted this is my bar stool yeah we were texting a little bit last uh about it this morning and you and dave yeah and that's that's what he wants like this is you know yeah but to me that was like a pat and ohio's tate fighting we got everyone oh yeah by the way what's that is a very weird rivalry i would have never expected what's that one yeah about? Yeah, Gay Pat and Ohio State. I guess someone said something on radio on breakfast and Ohio State.

Something about page views. I don't know the whole background. Someone brought up how Ohio State was cracking the top ten and Pat was like two. And then he goes, well, Ohio State's like nothing. Pat said, I'm a better blogger than him, so it doesn't matter. And then Ohio State, yeah. But Ohio State is doing better than Pat and no i think pat was i mean in dave's big blog that he wrote today that our email to us in the comments gape uh ohio state says if you want to cut the fat fire fate fat fire gate um and then pat's basically wrote a blog being like

fighting like wait ohio State said that about Pat? Ohio State doesn't even work here. Yeah. Yo. Like, shut the fuck up, kid. I know that Dave loves the drama, and I know you said like, this is my barstool. But like, it's got to be like somewhat kind of justified or like there's got to be like, I thought I thought Sean kind of you would have thought that Francis said like in in his blog like, I think Sean should be fired. Like the way that Sean reacted was like

crazy over the top in my mind. And then like Ohio's Tate saying like, saying you should fire this person. That's a tough name coming out. Just Tate. Tate is, I think anybody being out here being like, you should fire this person. It's tough. I mean the Sean Latham stuff was like entertaining radio.

I don't know if i like agree with everything he was saying but it's very entertaining to listen to i think the yp stuff with with him was on like he's like where are you you're on my show like why aren't you on here but even we were just talking about that to me like he's upset about that but he's doing like when i i mean i'm doing kc radio they cover he's doing starting nine or runs late she's doing college football like i don't know that's how barstool goes man like people aren't available all the time i'm sure it's entertaining but i don't know ohio state you should say that it's all crazy like you should fire someone it's like also like you're not here like it's not like i have nothing against that kid but to say that

you should fire somebody on a blog when you're not physically going to have to answer well that's almost just like being like a commenter he passed on the opportunity ultimately he backed out of he also stunk too I mean yeah he was doing so well that once he had to go on video he stunk let's go Marty

that was a 28 to 3 situation he was well ahead and then not only that he totally misjudged how to like, like what he's doing with Pat. Like there's a way to be funny and like go at people. And then the way he was doing it was so like, oh, you're just being a dick to people now, dude.

He was just like being rude to you guys, right? Yeah. Well, off camera, he was kind of all right. He was like fine. But on camera, he was just trying to be like kind of like Dave. Right. He was doing like Dave stuff. And then all of a sudden I realized he's just not on camera.

Supposedly he's a good writer. I haven't read a blog. You know what's doing like Dave stuff and then all of a sudden I realized he's just not on camera. Supposedly he's a good writer. I haven't read a blog. You know what's about to happen? Is it now it's going to be a Ohio State versus Marty Mush blog off. We were talking about words of hard. We were talking about clapback songs

in the first hour. You're going to have to write a clapback blog now. Well, I mean, I don't I think Marty's work speaks for itself. I know what I need to do. Here's a question though. If Ohio State does come after you though, will you write a clapback blog? I don't think it's worth

it to be honest. If you come at Marty, you're an asshole. You have to be a special kind of asshole to take exception with this guy. I like to come at Marty. In a different way, if you're actually coming at me. There's people who are worth it to go back. Some people aren't. That's kind of what Pat was saying.

This guy doesn't bother me. He's not going to fight someone that no one knows or something like that. Pat did tell Gaz this morning that he wants to fight Ohio's Tate and Ruffin Rowdy. Dead serious. He's like, will you fight me and Ruffin Rowdy essentially on Twitter? No, no. Gay Pat. Gay Pat wants to fight him. He's 100%. He's like, will you fight me in Rough and Rowdy essentially on Twitter? No, no, no. Gay Pat.

Gay Pat wants to fight. He's 100%. He's like, I'll fight him. Yeah, I mean, he's done it before. First of all, he wants that payday again. He did say that. And I mean, he's like a tall, got good reach, knows what he's doing now. That would be fucking entertaining. Jim from Boston, what do you got on Sean vs. YP?

Hey, so I was listening to the show this morning I think Sean Was more upset about The fact that YP Didn't text Jordan or Sean about not being there You know, he's got a

Full plate with his Barstool Outdoors thing Yeah, you definitely Should let him know Yeah, usually I'll text these guys he's got a full plate with like his martial arts doors thing. Yeah. You definitely, you definitely should, uh, should let him know. Yeah. Usually I'll text these guys, even if it's last second.

I'm like, Hey, like, you know, uh, we're going to run late. Here comes Pat. Come on in.

No, he doesn't want to come in. We were just talking. You don't want to talk. Yeah. Well, we're just, you know,

Sean versus Francis and, uh, and, uh, yeah, go, go to that one. Uh, Sean versus Francis, and yeah, go to that one. By the way, we just got deked pretty good at Ohio State. Like, that's going to be. That's why I saw it. I checked on Twitter, and I saw that Deke did it.

It's just so weird. The whole situation is so weird because I didn't even say anything. Did you see the clip? I don't know what's going on. I heard you said that you wanted to beat the shit out of him. He had no chance against you. I heard you called him a hard F word. Yeah, I was like, Tate, you fucking...

He just wrote this blog out of nowhere. He's trying to be relevant, obviously. He took himself out of the running for Barstool. Truly out of nowhere? There was nothing? There had to be something. I'm out of breath from walking 10 feet. Hold on, let me catch my breath. Usually, I understand when people say be something i'm out of breath from walking 10 feet hold on let me catch my breath no i usually like i understand when people say like i just came out of nowhere

and it's like but there had to at least be some twitter interaction or uh yeah so there was guys we had willie said on the radio um we like i pull all the shit for the morning show from the blog so i pulled one of tate's blogs and he's like did you write this i was like no ohio's tate wrote that francis was like oh well he's got some pretty good blogs lately something something i was like ah he's all right like funny little comment whatever right and he took that as which i'm sure gets deked and like you know yeah exactly you don't hear it it was just a weird move and then he and then his first response after that was to, to, when did he write the comment saying you should fire Pat?

Oh, on the blog. Um, when was like, yeah, there was a comment on, I think that to me is, and that's when you said, I'll fight you.

Uh, no, I said that earlier. Well, I was, I sit next to Gaz. So like he started like poking me about this shit. I got a few laughs out of him so i'm like maybe it

is funny to say and then it just i can't believe you guys still get gassed so you cannot let gas influence you but it was just i mean the fact that gas like walked by and flipped me off is the best thing that's ever happened to me the fact that gas is saying like that even he knows like that dave's on the warpath that he's staying out of it that is a testament to how mad dave is but we were talking about the ohio state thing this morning pat and it was like when we watched the video together like he's like making these facial expressions like listening to breakfast and he's like doing it i was like don't even respond to that like that's not even worth responding to and then the next thing i know there's dueling blogs and comments and i'm just like that's i mean it is good for business and dave does love it all but i just like cringeworthy and like try hard i'm like uh he's like trying to make our relationship

what smitty and nate's relationship is yeah and that's like get the page that's gotta be organic twerk tuesday because it's funny yeah like because all this stuff people like he heard his name once on radio so that's why he's like oh well this is my time to like get involved and then they just exactly exaggerating it now like saying that you should fire somebody you should cut the fat with somebody that actually has a full-time job here is yeah like you said commenters say like oh marty much sucks fire him like yeah they they always say that to say that if you're somewhat in the mix he's a part-time whatever he is like that's kind of fun and what's funny what's interesting is smitty and nate have like the most organic and well legitimately don't like each other but if you notice every time that someone's like yo like like let's do this nate is like no no no i

don't and that's how you know it's actually genuine and that's why it is a good rivalry when it does pop off because it's never forced it's never nate being like i'm gonna go on the radio and i'm gonna stir the pot and talk shit so that we get popularity it's they sit there and they wait until there's a natural clash where they fucking hate each other and there always is and it'll always eventually happen if you have to like go out of your way to start something it's not that it's real yeah but now it's like but now it is real because now it's now it's real because he took it too far. It was just a fucking weird move by a weird guy.

I mean, he's a high school football, high school girls basketball coach and that's what you leave Barstool Idol for? Because you can't handle the pressure of... Well, no, what happened? He knew he was going to lose, right? Is that why he quit? I think so. I think he saw the writing on the wall. He was winning the entire thing, easily. First two days. And days and then like it was all because it was team stuff and he like

he's a he's a good writer i know like i've that's what everyone says he's a good writer and he was good at like he played the game well like he knew how to like manipulate kind of but then we did like a stand-up comedy thing and he just wasn't good on camera which and he kind of realized i was self-aware and then he's like i'd rather just write from my couch instead of but that was i think that was like a cop out that's what i'm saying he realized he wasn't going well because because what you can do is like you could be like well a i'm gonna like try to get better on camera and b i'm gonna focus on the writing and i'll like do other things i had i had talked to him during idol when i i thought he was like taking the

bully almost like bullying at one point where i was like and i told him i was like just be careful because it's funny to a point and then it actually becomes very unlikable and like you're toeing that line right now all the new guys tend to do that they like don't like they get hired they like oh like this is what goes on here we just fight each other it's like no usually it's with people that you're kind of friendly relationship or you have a real reason to have beef and you're not friends at all. Yeah, you don't just step in the cage and start slinging. I think people think it's like prison where they're like,

I'm going to go take down the biggest, baddest guy so that I get respect. Every new baseball guy that gets hired immediately like tries to start a beef with me. And I'm like, you're not hubs. Like you need to earn your hub stripes and then you become my bitch. By the way.

They tried doing that with me and you. They tried doing that with me and you. They did try to do that. And I didn't even do it. Like they just pulled my stats out and they doing that with me and you. They tried doing that with me and you. They did try to do that. And I didn't even do it. They just pulled my stats out and they're like, me and you are going out. Yeah,

it was you, Tate. Why? Because you were a better baseball player than Rocket? He's a better hitter. Yeah.

Yeah. That's important part of baseball. That's like saying, oh yeah, Mike Trout's better than Max Scherzer. It's like, how do you compare?

You can't. I mean, we just gotta hit off you. There you go. I mean, it wouldn't happen. Oh, good idea. Oh, no. Set it up. Set can't. I mean, we just got to hit off you. There you go. I mean, it wouldn't happen. Oh, no. Set it up. Set it up.

Any day. How about right now? I'll smash your rat over the left field fence. I mean, you just wouldn't. Oh, yeah. Alright, we'll figure it out. I'll actually do that. I mean, this is very easy to figure out. Get a fucking bat and ball. Let's go. Come here. We got to set this up as the baseball producer guy. We need a pitching challenge marty said that he would take him over the moon the

rocket said he wouldn't they said that they both would do it they agree to it so go get a batting ball yeah not right now i mean i gotta like it wait we say it again here we go are you backing out these are all like non-baseball people groaning they just don't get it yeah they don't say kev understands baseball pretty well yeah i never played past little league i i think people groaning. They just don't get it. They're like, hey, you can't just hop on a mountain and start. I think it's safe to say Kev understands baseball pretty well. I never played past Little League. I think I understand. What did you play? You played high school? Yes.

So you're a pro? I don't remember saying that. Who the fuck asked this guy to come in here? Get the fuck out of here. You just called me in here. Bro, I did not call you in here. Your need for getting in throwing shape is a bit much okay you cannot just like this is the same you are as good as you say you are no you should be

able to strike out or get out you should be in throwing the radar gun i understand if you're trying to max out i think if you if you if you think that you can strike out marty as easily as you think i don't think you should need to be in throbbing shape i'm telling you that i do you've seen my hips they're so fast i mean it's all about it's not let's hit a break we're gonna end up doing this for like three hours we gotta hit a break when we come back final segment of the day before chicks the office take over uh jeff donnie's here on the yak they were saying that uh you were like intentionally posting videos ahead of sean's is that true no so the like the problem that ran into that was honest is honest mistake i was out in china and it was the middle of the night when i posted it i literally just finished editing it and threw it up on the blog like and

went to bed but there was there any like i'm trying to find out when sean is posting his no it wasn't nothing malicious i asked jordan when he posts his videos and she said wednesday at like 3 30 or whatever so they oh great i great. I'll post mine. And I just threw it up there, not realizing like the day difference. It was honestly just like a stupid. Oh, so that's what I apologize initially for. Like right when I realized that's when I sent him the email,

I right away, I realized I like, I'm like, fuck, I didn't mean to do that. I'm not trying to step on his toes. And that's when I sent him the email and apologize specifically for that. Not because I posted a cooking video.

Cause that, that was the same looks. So, so it looks like you sent an email saying, when does Sean post his? You got an answer. Post it. Yours.

Not. So that's why it looks like you were trying to be. Okay. But once I realized that, that's where the email came into play where I just apologized and said, Hey, sorry about like the first line is I want to apologize for posting the same day. That was not my intention. Got it.

That's what the email said. That makes more sense. I had heard just as like, if you were like looking around trying to find out and that, that would be shitty. That would change my whole opinion. No, no, no.

That's not what happened. All right, cool. You can go. I don't want to, I wouldn't have to rehash it all, but just want to make sure that was the case on the record. Yeah.

Uh, cause you saw that like the yak, they like broke it on the act today, right? No, I didn't, I didn't see that. I wasn't.

Oh yeah. So the show that's on right before it's obviously like, like, uh, Dan got the word that apparently you had been doing that on purpose oh no it was just with one video and like i was donnie's like just find a day you can post them like continuously so that you're consistent and i was like all right i'll do wednesdays or whatever and i posted my first one there was no problem and the second one was just the one that that caught each other yeah yeah all right so yeah that was yeah it was my bad we had edelman uh in

studio he's on the latest uh kfc radio i asked him if he had his good looks stolen away from him from and you had to give up a super bowl ring to get them back would you do it a or all uh well i asked him like you know would you give up three would you give up two would you give up one he said none he said he would just go be ugly suck a dick no i know what i i don't i don't believe him yeah okay oh yeah no yeah if you were him you look like him if i look like that it was it was more like you have to go back to what you look like pre-glow up i mean he was still like decently good looking well of course he still has the look right there but he looked looked ridiculous. He looked like what? What was that dude's name? Channing Tatum? Yeah, a little Channing Tatum look for him. Adriana Lima.

He dated one of the hottest women on the planet. And he's trying to say he'd give that up? I don't think so. He had this long hair. How many rings does he have? Two? Three. Three. Who gives a fuck? I still multi

Super Bowl ring winner. I mean, come on, dude. two three three he's got three give up one who gives a fuck i still multi super bowl ring i would probably give up if i i mean i mean come on dude like that look look look at that yeah that's not great i mean he's still good looking no he's really not no he's really not that guy you know who he is that guy looks like a fucking he could be editing videos for barstool right now he looks like a barstool okay he looks That guy right there looks like a Barstool intern who would get in trouble with Dave on Barstool radio before he goes on anti. Yeah, and get called in about,

like, what is your name? Call him the wrong name. You can't look at that picture and say that there's not some sort of attractiveness to that. No, there's really not. He has, like, white eyes. That's it. All he did was just shave his hair,

or get a different haircut then. Yeah. Makes a huge fucking difference. Makes a big difference. I mean, I'm telling you as a straight woman I'm telling you as an adult male that the only reason you're saying that is because you know what he looks like now. I don't think so.

I'll post a picture now on KFC Barstool on Twitter. What Julian Edelman looks like now obviously is way different than that. I don't think Can you let me fucking finish a sentence before you interrupt me? Thank you. there it is uh i was doing that dance there is not a girl that would look at that picture and say that that's an ugly person not one i mean he's just not i mean i mean no one

in the world talked about him being good looking until he looked the total opposite of that i'm not saying that he looks the same what i am saying is is that there's a difference between being unattractive and ugly and what julian edelman is now right but there's a reason why nobody ever talked about his looks until when he looked like that it's because he's not good looking i don't i mean yeah i understand what you're saying but i do think that you're like skipping like a whole part of like attractiveness in the middle. Like he's on one very far end of the spectrum and you guys are making it seem like he's in the complete opposite end. Like he went from like being ugly to being super hot. Like he was just not super hot.

Very, very average at best to super hot. Yeah. Like this guy, I mean, this is not like Yeah, like this guy. I mean, this is not like no girl is looking this guy's way twice. No. Did you ask him if girls like gave him attention back then?

I guarantee you his answer was girls gave him attention back then. Maybe because he's a football player. Yeah. He was saying that he like he actually in a different way. He was saying he didn't get any targets until he got good looking. He was like Brady wouldn't uh, like he, uh, actually in a different way, he was saying, um, he

didn't get any targets until he got good looking. He was like, Brady wouldn't throw the ball my way. I had to get good looking. So yeah, his quarterback wouldn't even throw him the football. He was so ugly. Well, Tom Brady's had a big time glow up too. Yeah. And that's what we were, you know, he said, especially when Jimmy G was around that, like,

and even Gronk has like the chiseled jaw and whatnot, you know, you basically had to be good looking where you, looking or you're not getting any burn on the retreats we did marry fuck kill and he said he'd have to kill Dola cause he's like that would just probably be best for my life get him out of my life

so he's on the latest episode of KFC radio be on the lookout and Josh Wolf's answer. The internet is out right now. I got to watch that. Speaking of our word, he said he watched some R word porn.

That was the questions. What's the weirdest thing you've ever masturbated to? And he was like, I didn't masturbate to it, but I've seen some shit, some morbid curiosity. And he was like, it was,

I didn't even know that that existed. That is horrific. I don't even, that's what goes down on ATI. You know, shit gets wild yeah i not the answer the fact that that's a thing yeah pretty wild i am i am when was he was here on has it been a friday it was the friday it was the night that i did

stand up he came in like he was in town for his show he came and did my show and then i went to his i didn't see him yeah you're a big fan of him yeah like we're friends were you like pre barstool like you watched him and shit or just because i knew him from uh when he was on like that chelsea lately show and then i became friends with him because he's a red sox fan right and then i started going to his shows whenever he was in boston he would give me tickets to go with, um, my adopted sister. Right. Also loves, uh, his,

his work. Was her, did her biological parents like introduce her to him? She never met her biological parents. She was dumped on the, um, she was the steps of the firehouse. Oh,

I thought it was actually, they put her in a basket and floated down the river. Yeah, no, no, no. Oh, that was Moses.

Okay. Right. Yeah. And it was one of those two. Um, yeah, he, he's a, he's a funny fucking dude. He's like, uh, the reason, um, why I think I can do some of the standup shit is cause he just does this storytelling that is, he's just got a fucking, how many of his shows have you been to? Uh, only the one. It's the

only time I've been to see him live. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I mean, it was very funny live. Yeah. He's like, he's just got this presence about the way he tells stories. That's like very, very interesting. Jim from Boston talking a little glow up. What do you got? Hey, Casey, I think you're completely lying. I think if you say Gettleman was as attractive as he was. I never said that. I just never said that.

I just never said that. Well, he looks like a completely different person. Same thing with Brady back in 0102. He was not where he is now. But, I mean, I know what you guys are talking about. The different level. There's different levels. Yeah, there are different levels of hot.

If that's not Julian Edelman You wouldn't think he's good looking No, there's a difference in being ugly You guys are acting like he's an ugly person He is not good looking You are acting like he is an ugly person in that picture He's not good looking No, that's what I'm saying

Maybe not ugly, he's not heinous You wouldn't look at that picture and be like, oh fuck That guy's hot, but Julian Edelman walks in the office And I'm like, even I'm looking I don't even think you'd look twice You don't have to be like like, oh fuck, that guy's hot. But Julian Edelman walks in the office and I'm like, even I'm looking. I don't even think you'd look twice. You don't have to be like, oh my god, that guy's hot. You don't have to be like, oh, he's disgusting. Julian has absolutely had a massive glow up,

but I think that even Brady then to Brady now is a bigger glow up than Julian. No. Tom Brady's handsome, Julian Edelman is smoking i mean i'm also going off of that one picture if we're talking about just like all their worst pictures and maybe but the one picture that you put up i don't think that's what he used to look like like he had like the shaggy hair i mean and don't even get me started on when he had like the long hair that's just oh yeah that's jesus so that's terrible i see that again but i never once said

that he looks the same. Julian Edelman walked in this building and literally every single human being almost fainted. Right. Cause he looks totally different. Yeah.