KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Dreams & Nightmares (with Trent and Gaz)

Episode Date: February 10, 2020

Trent lives out his dream as Luggage Guy on The Bachelor, the Steve Cohen deal falls apart and the Red Sox trade Mookie Betts. Kayce breaks a rib. Gaz recaps the Miami Super Bowl party that was a dream and turned into a nightmareYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Very good. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. How long you been back?

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club. We're back. Back in New York City. It's Casey Smith, Kevin Clancy, Jared Karabas for the new CCK for only an hour, which is the stupidest thing in the world. But hey, whatever. Hour long radio shows.

Let's fucking cook. We'll cram all the good shit into 60 minutes instead of two hours. Speaking of cramming it, Kevin, being in Miami. Woo. That was, i am exhausted did you tip your your uh hotel uh the maid service because i mean you should have here's my logic right the candy bars in the hotel were so stale we're like well they were very stale but i ate all of them and they were probably like ten dollars a candy bar so the profit margin between like what the candy bars cost and what I was charged, that's my tip.

You cheap motherfucker. That has nothing to do with the fucking maids who had to clean up your cum. All right, listen. No, I didn't leave a tip. But I haven't had cash on my person since probably 2011. It's tough. Willie Colon left a $60 tip, so just consider half of that.

Oh, okay. So you're just going to ride that wave. Yeah. 20 from me, 30 from Willie. Got it. Yeah. All right. Rocky was coming in his room all week long.

I was coming everywhere. Everywhere. And the exclamation point at the end of the week was the barstool party, which was our greatest operation ever. Until it wasn't. Until it wasn't. It was. And then it wasn't. It was awesome. The spectacle was obscene. It was huge. It looked good. It was well staffed. It was like, we finally learned everything. And then, uh, we'll, we'll, we'll do it like movie style where they give you the end and then you rewind Dave last night.

We got punched in the face. Everyone has a last night. Then we got punched in the face. Everyone has a plan and then we got punched in the face. Yes, exactly that. So last night Dave said, I looked around and at one point me and Gaz were arguing with the fire marshal while Devlin and Dante were screaming at people on stage. And all of a sudden I had time traveled back to like 2011. I was right back in the middle of the blackout tour. So we told you it was going to be a throwback blackout party. And we delivered because it got shut down. It was a fiasco. It was a nightmare.

And I mean, none of it really our fault. Some of it was our fault. The rain obviously was the main culprit, but we got gas in here now to kind of give us the ins and outs. Money bags. The place was a warehouse that was more of just a roof than a so these these events building i we start planning these in like the summer yeah you're seven months it's like start now this was yeah like it's basically like all right let's start

thinking about tampa it's by far the biggest event barstool's ever thrown in our 15 years not even close like we're talking we threw a pay-per-view amateur boxing match into a rave in a warehouse in the hood in miami in the super bowl like and it's just like a lot of moving parts to do that physically huge the by far the coolest place we've ever done a venue like it looked amazing staff with like the girl the promo girls the waiters the the red carpet the like there was like a fan duel section and a nav section like all these weird it was awesome the stage looked incredible uh the the jumbotrons up top everything looked amazing. And it was going smoothly, although we fucked up the security from the jump.

Yeah, so we were supposed to have our own VIP. The security was so bad. But it wasn't like unsafe. It was just that like we were supposed to have – the security was probably fine for the normal people. It was just not for us. We were supposed to have our own private section. Yeah, I mean, ultimately the thinking behind that was people that get tables show up at like midnight, 1130. You don't want that whole half of the building empty.

So it's like, let's put people up there. So it looks like an awesome atmosphere and live TV and all that shit. And then when people show up, you have security move out. Now when 5,000, 6,000 people are in the venue and it's all condensed to where the roof was, it was supposed to be more spread out. And but with the torrential downpours, everyone just like was looking for cover. And so you just couldn't get anyone out and then it was like just fucking hold on tight like the rain like i had a funny tweet uh looking back on it the rain was great at first because

the place was so crowded and there were so many people that it was getting sweaty and the rain started to blow in a little bit and it was just like having mist on you and And so I tweeted like the monsoon of Miami is actually making it rain inside a little bit. And it's the best thing that's ever happened to anybody in here. And then it was like narrator voice. No, it wasn't. Because by the end, I mean, that must have been the most rain that Miami had gotten in years.

So like it was, I mean, I was outside all night and trying to get people in the red carpet. Like all, it was crazy logistically, but it was, um, it was essentially like the fire marshal wanted to shut down at 11 o'clock like this was two hours before it got shut down pepsi's party got shut down because of flooding and like they're in big operation i think like harry styles didn't get to go on like there was four or five parties no listen at the end of the day that the rain was the culprit like it was not well they were tornado warnings so they were worried there was like 60 70 mile an hour winds inbound coming and they're like listen like you're considered an exterior venue so they're like if you're gonna 60 mile an hour dust where you got lights they're not rigged

for that so like they're just falling on people yeah but we were still like we're fighting with them for you know to go is like we get the blackout going like let's just try to stay alive like let's just keep going so like my whole dedication once that was was like let's just keep the party going as long as possible so people could just drink as much as possible and they get so fucked up they don't even know what's going on right i mean we've had yeah i mean how many blackouts have were shut down right like we that was just another day in the office like yeah that ain't nothing new yeah now with a bunch of celebrities well that was the thing that celebrities being in there i was like you know when the blackout door got shut down it was me

and us and then college kids it was like ah whatever when you've got pro athletes and entertainers and shit you could shoot him a gavin like swimming wait wait wait wait don't don't don't get ahead of ourselves because that is we'll talk about that's the highlight of it all but i was thinking our table like we were asked to ask with everybody and not because we wanted to be it was just literally you're saying there and then you turn and right to my corner right on my shoulder is joe burrow who's like one of the most famous people in sports right now and he's just sitting there crammed in that was like i think because he's young he was kind of like whatever this is like college i'm at lsu i feel like if you were

any like adult yeah i mean people said rob lowe was just like having a great time laughing rob lowe just walking through the crowd wearing his houston asterisks shirt is just like what is going on why are you what is what is, what is Rob? I guess he brought his kids with him. So he's probably like, you know, the cool dad being down with Barstool. But yeah, definitely. They're all at a, that, uh, Yelich charity softball game. They fucking love Barstool.

It's hilarious watching like the people, I guess CC and, uh, and, uh, CC and Donovan McNabb were together. Are you fucking kidding me? How am I just finding out about that now? I had no idea. I found out when I got back to him. People were just in the mix. like it was like some 21 year old girl there was no vip it was just like everyone was turn and see this guy turn and see that girl

like yeah big time athletes that i didn't even know were there were there so i don't know what they did so we we i was i had i got an early flight too so i was like i gotta get the fuck out of here fights and his girl were like you know know what? I'm going to come with you too. So as we're leaving is when it truly got shut down. Yeah. And honestly, at that point, like I was like, it was starting to get like scary in the sense of where it was like, people were so fucked up. People were like starting to hang from the rafters.

It was like not enough security. So I actually think it getting shut down when it dead ended up being, it was just going to, it was going to break out into like, you know, it was like kind of what like the mud day at Woodstock. Yeah. People were starting to slide around. I was wondering how many like Louis Vuitton shoes I got ruined that night. Kelly Martin shoes got literally swept away in a river. They were like, like slip-ons and they got like along the curve where there was like

a big river. Yeah. They just got like taken off and Willie was like chasing after him. I mean, it was pure chaos. The bathroom situation was nuts because I didn't have to go to the bathroom. I was sweating so much. I didn't,

I didn't go to the bathroom once. I talked about this. That was like fire fest. It was the third worst I've ever had to piss in my entire life. The first two, I ended up pissing my pants. So the bathroom situation was like, everyone was in the venue,

like undercover. Right. But there were these trailers that were outside that you would have to like go like yeah you have to run to and then eventually because the rain everyone was shit faced like people just started cutting the line like there was a line forming inside oh yeah so everyone started like making a run for it yeah i was like fuck this i'm not doing it so i had to sprint to a parking lot brandon walker had to like watch as like my dad he was like the fucking like the tomb of the unknown soldier standing in front of it i was in the rain doing the dave portnoy bagwell and in between two cars like pissing and then brandon walker's

like standing there like protecting my penis and by the time we got back to like casey and all them like it looked like i dove into a pool yeah i. I mean, at that point, I'm just going, so I was actually standing with gas outside. And this is when I knew that we weren't seeing gas anymore. We were seeing Paul because the look on his face when I was outside with him, while I was pouring rain, trying to get a car was just like pure, just like, what the fuck have I created?

Which is why Willie's quote this morning on breakfast was perfect. It's like, you're the mad scientist and you just didn't realize what you created. And I turn around and I see Jared and Brandon just sprinting in the rain. And Brandon just keeps saying, God damn, boy. God damn. What did Jared just do? Like, what did he do?

And it was just like, he was like a, he was like a father that was like impressed with his son's stream. I was just like pissing for like a good three and a half minutes. And just like, damn boy, still going out there. We're trying to get a car and how hard it was for us who work at barstool standing with gaz who has planned it to get a car i'm like what are the celebrities gonna do when they come out so we we got out and i was like we got to just get away from this to get a car because there's 5 000 people trying to order cars and so we just started

walking and again like you said it was like a weird spot in miami where it was like just walls and and shit so i'm like i'm furious at this point i gotta be at the airport in like three hours as is i'm like mother fucker and i didn't know what we were gonna do we just start walking and all of a sudden like a goddamn guardian angel we hear this guy like hey john do you need a ride and it was like a friend of the gronks who once danced on stage at a blackout tour i thought he was like an intern and he was like yeah like come on in with us and if it wasn't for that it would have and they and they were in the hotel next two hours it was just like the stars and moons aligned to get us home otherwise i was sitting there i'm i'm i'm like now i'm happy we're driving home and by the way pft said as he drove like over the bridge

there was a car that was just engulfed in flames it was like it was like katrina man it was like yeah it was like the end of the world like why a car exploded, I don't know, but there were burning vehicles and flooding roads. And I just kept thinking, what did C.C. Matthews do? What did Joe Burrow do? What did Sam Darnold do? What did these guys who were like— Just running down Ubers. And so John's girl told me that he was just ignoring whoever was yelling at him because he thought I was a fan.

And then finally she was like, hey, babe. I think that guy can help us. And so she said, you guys were were just gonna keep walking yeah you're gonna just walk and walk and walk god we jumped in with him and he was like again i don't know if he worked one event or multiple events but he was like hey man it was like just like old times up there and i was kind of like i don't know who the fuck this is but whatever let's do it i told the guy when he dropped us off i was like i will never ever forget you like this was the nicest thing that's anyone ever done for me and i would have I don't know what would have happened to me.

Thank you so much. But I mean, it was the pay-per-view aspect, like watching people see that for the first time is always a trip. Watching Dante and Devlin start the Blackout Tour, I've never seen Dante smile that much in my life. Seeing Devlin back doing his intro, running the opener package on the screen awesome like it really was it turned

back into the blackout tour and it was short-lived but for the moment of having it back it was fucking awesome that's what we wanted to do i mean we our first party in houston was like legendary everyone talked about crazy it was like you didn't didn't feel like a school party felt like a host party and all these athletes were just getting fucked up no one gave a shit about anything it wasn't a suit like party that sometimes you go to and then the last couple years we haven't had that because we like partnered with the wrong people and like rough and rowdy we did last year was not a party it was rough and rowdy and it was on this year we're like we're just gonna blow it out and hopefully like literally

like burn it down and that's kind of what we did it just didn't get to go longer um but it was funny like seeing we have so many people since that first party like it's a disaster it's a disaster i'm like no this is like kind of what we i didn't know what the rain but like yeah we wanted it to be something that people were going to talk about. Not like it was memorable. Yeah. You know, we wanted a memorable party. We got it.

It was very barstool ask. Like every time we do something big business wise, people like, oh, they're going to sell out or they're going to change. It was very apropos that on the week, everyone, you know, we're like officially made it, made it, made it, made it. We were like, oh yeah, but we're still getting shut down. From like a fan standpoint, it had to have been fucking awesome fucking awesome everyone was like i thought we would have gotten a lot of people complaining like email like we've gotten very little of that by the way it still went to

like 1 30 i mean it was like shut down open it's so cheap compared to other parties and like it was open bar the whole thing like everyone got their money i mean people were legless when they were leaving so it's like what are you gonna do yeah but it's like it's funny because kelly and danielle are out there with me the whole night and like they're like kind of like oh fuck like trying to do like do what they need to help and i'm like listen at this point like we just got to survive in advance yeah like it's literally you know you know the girls like we're not gonna win this battle there's no winning play to withdraw just try to survive like that was really the end of the game like let's go as long as we can but it was really just like fasten your seat belts like we're just gonna

have to just grit our teeth and like, just hold on tight. So I kept thinking about what, what the celebrities were going to do. And then I see like maybe the, the funniest, most lasting image I'll ever have in my life is shooter McGavin, Chris, Christopher McDonald.

I think it's his name sitting on like a lone chair. Like it's just a single chair in the middle of a fucking flood river on the phone like screaming, like holding the other ear closed just trying to figure things out. It was a scene from the Titanic with Shooter McGavin in it. Yep, pretty much.

That's what it was. He was going down there. And knowing that that dude is like a party booze bag animal, I didn't even know he was in the mix until after the fact. Then the Shooter McGavin

parody account retweets Portnoy pulled the ninth at uh 19th at nine stunt on me so good i mean did anybody like see what became of him he might he might have just been yeah that video about texting me from one of our sales guys i got one of our clients sent me this i'm like i laughed for 20 minutes i actually texted dave and i didn't think it was i was like dude i got a video for it's so funny i'm like i want you to understand how funny this video is when i send it over to you like i'm not sending it until you like give me some love right right right like make sure you watch it read like right back just that to me i would I want you to understand how funny this video is when I send it over to you. Like, I'm not sending it until you like, give me some love.

Right. Right. Right. Like, make sure you watch it. Read like right back. Just that to me, I would rather have a party bomb at the end and get shut down for that image than to just have it be like,

Hey, the Barstool party was awesome. Last night. I was like, should I put the, can I put this up? Does it make it look bad? He's like,

we don't give a fuck. This is so funny. He's everywhere. By the way, we were talking about this morning, everybody, the little Wayne party in Atlanta last year, whenever you took the video of him kissing me

and whatever, I was like, is this guy just always at everything that we're at? I feel like he was on his phone with like, someone said like his sponsor. Like my life, like I did it again. Like I went off the rails again. Yeah, he's like AA sponsor. Why was he just sitting by himself?

That's the, I mean, again, it's the greatest image. I think he probably rolls by himself. Like looks for, you know. His buddy was in there. He came, he was just sitting by himself? That's the, I mean, again, it's the greatest image. I think he probably rolls by himself. Like, looks for, you know. His buddy was in there. He came, he was standing off by himself. And I was like, no one really, for whatever reason, didn't recognize him. And I went and got him, like, brought him around to, like, a side thing.

Yeah. And then I just cut him loose. And that was the last, I didn't see him until that video. Nobody has ever done better with, like, a cult classic role than that guy. He has milked every last bit of it. But you got to think we're getting to the point where that movie is pushing like 30 years old right like i guarantee you put that guy in front of some kids they're not gonna maybe you could explain it and they're like oh yeah i know that but just looking at him they're probably not gonna figure it out ironically wall

on gilly are doing the red carpet and he just walked right by and i'm like you didn't stop shooting mcgavin i'm like wall is like i don't know when would Gilmore was probably in jail when Happy Gilmore came out. He definitely was. That to me was worth it all. But seeing the Blackout Tour revived was pretty cool. At one point, I had a moment. I was standing with Joe Burrow and the Bosa family and Fights was gone.

I was pretty much by myself or at least not around any other Barstool people. I was looking out. I kind of had one of those moments, especially as the Blackout Tour revived. I was thinking like the only reason we got here is because that like saved us when we were broke and now it's back again and we sold and all this shit and i was just like smiling ear to ear and then it all went to shit like instantly and i almost like smiled more like yeah that's what it's about when you gave it we wanted the blackout tour we gave the blackout when you were standing next to joe burrow did you think you looked like him

i see it i mean you know what the real reason is? We both have bags under our eyes. I don't know why he has them. I got them because my life is a disaster. But we both have the white guy baggy eyes. But yeah, I mean, he was the perfect example of like, he didn't give a fuck. I was like, whatever.

It's raining. It's crowded. Yeah, it's like we're at a party. Fucking let's roll. And the Bosa family, Bosa family goes hard. B family were great they were everybody in there was just i love the bosa so hard i'll ride for them forever now people trying to give uh nick trouble for following accounts on i'm like all right i'm officially a bosa stan chase winovich just right there that was unbelievable to that guy his look is just unbelievable take notes if you can if you can pull off that look do it because that was we were all trying to figure out exactly what it looked like and it looks like Danny from Game of Thrones

but he still pulls it off somehow. That was just our little section. I can't believe CC was over there. Jimmy Graham was there, Joe Montana, John Kelly. I heard he was coming and I was like, what is Joe Montana going to do here? Jim Kelly from the Buffalo Bills. They were the nicest family

ever. Jim Kelly was the best. The thing is were like the nicest family ever. They were. Jim Kelly was the best. Like, this thing is, we couldn't see past, like, right in front of us because we were all so crowded in. You have no idea. Nardee was in the mix. And I'm like. Willie Colon said Tyreek Hill was there.

Like, the one who played in the Super Bowl. What? Yeah. He's like, what? He was like, what are you doing? Get the fuck out of here. That's what he said this morning. That's hilarious.

Yeah. I'll, you know, I'll just hang out and I'll play in a couple days. I know you can't get an official headcount, but what did it end up being? I know that we had in and out over 6,000 through the door. I thought we were worried about people not showing up. The other thing was where are we at?

Because last year we didn't promote it really until the end because we were worried about, it was a capacity issue there where you don't want to have 10,000 people and only 2,000. This kind of, we could just limit, we could let as many people in as we wanted. But I think it was a capacity bill issue there where you don't want to have 10 000 people and only two thousand this kind of we could just limit we could let as many people in as we wanted right right um but i think it was six thousand right through the door but like inside at one time i think it was like four thousand something like jesus that's still so many fuck ton man whenever the the cars pulled up to drop us off and i saw the line was basically wrapped around the entire building i was like oh boy strap in let's go which is good because i

think people are going to show up at nine o'clock and like in Miami, like nine o'clock, you're just like, you're sleeping still. Yeah. Yeah. So, but no, everyone came out in droves of hundreds and are you going to have PTSD from it? I don't want any more of those. I feel like you got to do one more, but just like not have Miami is the perfect city for it.

Like they're used to like shit like that. And I was surprised. I mean, next year is Tampa. Vegas is the year after that. No, I thought la i thought it was tampa then la either way i think we have like tampa vegas la it's tampa la vegas some in some order are you are you sad that it didn't like i was bummed the next day erica texted me a bunch of times because i was like man like that was gonna be like the one but then when i realized that everyone was like it was kind of like yeah for me i was outside i wasn't drinking i wasn't like in the mix first time i went inside was like

at like right when the blackout started yeah and then i didn't come back until the fire marshal went in with me at one o'clock right so and that's when i could see like people just like kind of hanging off of like everything like climbing up on and are you soaked i was yeah i was like i saw mb mb looked like she jumped in the pool yeah that was basically you couldn't get any you couldn't get any wetter than we were um i feel like i had to blow dry my hair when i got back to the hotel like i literally looked like i like went and took a shower i went and drank my the most miserable part like my life when i was at rock bottom basically because i was i was bummed i was like man we spent six months like doing this i wanted and it was going to be

one of those and again people are talking about it like the way i wanted to be talked about but i ended up across the street at senior frogs probably people that must have taken like a royal caribbean like cruise ship to miami and i was just sitting there like drinking like those stupid dana fucking yeah tuesday type drinks and i was soaking i was soaking wet i was sitting there with like my buddy from back home and i was like dude this is what happened this weekend like how did i end up here based off of like people thinking I have money? I know. The newest millionaire in the mix. Yeah.

Yeah. That I think in the end, it's better. Like if you have a good party. It's a good story. All I want is people to remember it. Like you'll never forget. Yes. No one's forgetting that.

Probably. I even think about the amount of people who probably like, I bet so many people were like jumping into other people's Ubers, just trying to survive who went home and they fucked and they partied together. And like, you probably made more memories. Like you remember things, even if they go bad,

like a little bit of adversity actually kind of ratchets up the memorable aspect of it. Like of all the Superbowl parties you've ever been to. It's like, yeah, we went to that party. We went to that, whatever.

It's like, you just talk about it again. I'll remember. I went to this party. I was fucking died. The Houston one. I remember obviously, but I'm trying to, like, I don't like literally remember like the venue. And I can't remember like the sights and sounds. I'll remember that one way before I remember any other ones, good or bad.

Let's talk to Eric in Philly. He's talking about shooter McGavin. What's up, Eric? Hey, what's going on? Jim Kelly and shooter are like best friends. Ah, that makes sense. So if the Kellys were in the building, Shooter kind of came along. I like to think of him, I'm not going to pretend I didn't know that, I like to think of him as a lone wolf who just shows up to these things

and like, where's the hot spot? Let me get in. Let me creep on some chicks and have a good time. Shout out to that guy. I mean, he also just like is Shooter McGavin. There's no... He'll play it up too. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's what I mean. He embraces it hardcore to the max. Out of any character that still exists after 20 years of playing said character, how many of them do you think actually respond to their name without getting this? Yeah, I mean... If you interviewed Zach Morris, I don't know his real name. I'd call him Zach Morris, but he doesn't like that. Right.

Most of the time, people are a little resentful of that. Yeah. Like how many guys that were defined by one character embrace it 20 years later. He has heard like, Hey shooter, you want to go to Sizzler? And he's probably every time like,

yeah, man, instead of being like, fuck you, you know, do we know if that account is connected to him at all? I don't think it is. I think that guy's just like a,

a social media savvy guy who knows the role with it. The only thing is, is like, it's so fast how he knows what's happening. Like even, like I said last year, like immediately he was like, knew that I was with Dave and gas.

So it's like, I feel like it's like his buddy. That's just like, I'm sure he's any, anytime that guy goes anywhere, he gets like DMS. Yeah. Cause when we post that video,

he was tagged a thousand times. Yeah. What a great parody account. James from South Carolina. What's up, James? Hey, how's it going buddy Hey man Hey I drove from South Carolina

To Miami to the Ruffer Routy Off the bank, ringside Into the fights Stoken West, thunderstorm Probably the best night I've had in five years There you go I'm sure there are certain people Who would prefer that didn't happen.

But again, if you're in it for like the memory of it all, if you're not like prissy or you're not, you know, I'm sure people, some people worry about their shoes, like you said, and stuff like that. But if shoes are ruined. Yeah. But that's, that's not, you know, I wish that I had known that it was going to be like that. And then I would have dressed for it. Right. And then I would have had an awesome time. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't think anybody could have predicted that rain. Were you with, uh, where like everybody you with kind of just rolling with, like, going with the flow? Oh, yeah, man. Like I said, my shoes are still wet this morning, but it ain't. It's awesome.

It's a story I won't forget. Yeah, man, thank you. I appreciate you coming out for that and making the trip. I feel like if you are our people, you're down, you know? Yeah, that's just for a fan. If you were someone from Miami or someone who showed up in Miami and heard about us and heard we were going to be the big party and you got all dolled up and went and didn't know the score,

you might be like, uh, what the fuck? This sucks. But if you're down with us, that was, there's a, there's a video of a mojo from the WWE carrying Charlotte flair out from

like underneath. Like she's a wounded soldier, just like sprinting across to like cover with her. I wish I could, somebody should try to track down all the celebrity tales of like getting home because I like, because if, if you didn't have a situation like you and then there was so many people that just,

I kind of got lucky. It looked like we were going to be stuck there for hours because I mean mean it's not like an arena where you can just spell out everywhere like you're basically spilling out into like a little ass neighborhood yeah how the fuck are you getting like all these i don't know i don't even want to think about like the surge rate and shit like that was too i mean i don't even know what that guy paid us to get home i would have paid anything like a thousand dollars yeah yeah whatever i mean in a weird city like just get me the fuck home. And in like the ghetto too. But either way, guys,

I feel like everybody is kind of on the same page. I feel like everybody like thinks of it as a success and a memory. And I'm sure it was a fuck ton of work. It's unbelievable to think that like, you know, rain could just like just bad weather and ruins. Like, you know,

I went to the next day. It rained the whole time. They were there. People were, but we were at the beach and people were like, just fucked up again in bathing suits. So it was a little different vibe. Yeah.

It was. Yeah. I wonder if you had known. I don't know. Somehow, if you just could have predicted the weather, would you have done. I wonder if we could have done something where it's like, wear your bathing suit, or it's going to be like an outdoor fiasco or whatever. Because the only thing is when you just aren't prepared for it.

If you know you're going to be in a Woodstock situation where it's like, yeah, fuck it. Let's just party in the rain. It actually kind of becomes a fun thing then. It's like going to the boardie bar. I know it's going to be a mess. Let's just roll with it. Overall, though, I feel like Rough and Rowdy, people usually say more knockouts. The fucking guy who got out of breath.

Fuck you, man. That's tough. Like the reigning champ. But the midgets were a good time. I mean, everything else, reign aside, I feel like kind of went along according to plan. Are we doing it again in Tampa, I guess? I haven't yet to talk to

David Bowie if he wants to do rough. I'm assuming we're going to do it again. I would imagine you're going to have to run it back. He'll be in Tampa in like we're going to do it again. I would imagine you're going to have to run it back. He'll be in Tampa next month trying to plan this again. I did actually look at some venues when I was there. Yeah. Because we had done a blackout in Tampa before

on a beach. It was a phone party on the beach, which was wild. And that was when I went to like, we went to Gronk's house. Why don't we do it on the beach? Let's fucking go. 2021. Ben from Miami. What's what's up local boy what'd you think what's going on guys i was at rough and rowdy this week i got three good stories for you the milkman's family was absolutely electric yeah the milkman if you're familiar with rough and rowdy fighting like her son was in the ring with her yep he's screaming that's my son and

sam's arnold walks right by her. He gives her like a half wave and a kid out of nowhere goes, hey, Sam, fuck you, I'm seeing ghosts. And I had never laughed so hard in my life. Yeah. Listen, you come to our party, too. You're just going to be one of the people. You're just in the mix, you know? I felt so bad for him.

He just ripped it off and then put his head down on the floor and ran and left. It is quite the scene, man. Nobody gets like any, you know, you're just like everybody else when you're at a blackout tour, just there to fucking let it rip and ride. Whereas Dante and them must have been bummed that they couldn't play out their whole set. Yeah, Dante and Devlin were freaking out

because the stage got overrun. Again, the scare was like, all of a sudden, the stage was just filled with like 500 people. If you're a dude and you get on stage at the blackout tour to dance it's like come on come on but no they were i mean they were from what i hear like they were fine like i was actually the next day erica she's so positive it's crazy from what we've dealt with our whole life with dave she texted me she goes could you just let dante know that he's an amazing talent i'm like uh i texted dante i'm like you're not gonna like no one's ever gonna tell you this but erica but this is exactly what she said it was a true story she actually said it yeah

i'm like you know you'll this is probably the only thing you've ever gotten positive in your 15 years like being around barstool and this is it and he's like oh man that's so nice but it's just funny now he was he was back loving like back it was just like old times yeah it was short-lived but for the moment there with like the intro the drop the, the smoke, the songs, all that shit. At one point when we were running the opening package and I, it was probably when I was just standing there like goofy smiling. Cause that opener package was great. And Joe Burrow was like talking to his buddy and then he turned to me. He's like, what's going on right now?

Cause like, if you don't know, if you weren't around for that, you don't get it. And I was like, it's a long story, man. Like I could, I couldn't even describe it to you right now. Just know like, shit's about to go. You were in like i could i couldn't even describe it right now just know like shit's about to go you were in like junior high don't worry yeah like you were not even actually in this world yet you just reminded me of so i'm outside talking to the fire department it's midnight the blackout's about to start there's tornado warnings and all this shit then all of a sudden the siren just starts blaring from the video because we have a fucking literal

tornado siren that starts our like countdown you're like oh no no so the cops and shit like they think a fucking tornado is actually coming because they don't like this and i'm like no i'm like dude we're not just like this is why we got shut out there's actual tornadoes happening and i'm like no i'm like this is just part of our shtick like it's a video i like it's it's all it's been we've done that for 10 years whatever we told you yeah that's very we didn It didn't help my pace, basically. Right, right. Well, either way, awesome stuff.

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Is this Kevin? Welcome back to CCK. Our second hour-long edition ever. The response yesterday was very nice from all the CCK fans who craved that second hour. There were a lot of people that were mad about it. Yeah, I mean, I feel like we're reacting to that reaction much more because there's also an equal amount of CCK haters

who, people who come out to rock it and people who talk shit about me and Casey. So we often hear a lot of negative things, but it's always nice to hear a lot of positivity and a lot of people who realize we just get cooking after 58 minutes and that's when we just start. But new show, new format. So all that means is we got to cut out the bullshit.

Don't tell long-winded stories. Get right to the fucking point and cram it all into an hour. And so today is Nuclear Tuesday. Tuesday, Nuke Day. Everybody here has a nuke to drop. I'm going to be breathing hard. I just want to let everyone know that. Casey's nuke involves why she's breathing heavy.

The Rocket has his own investigation going. Rocket investigation is cooking. Cooking? It is cooking. Yeah, baby. I was on the phones all fucking morning this morning. The Rocket has been like- He's walking around with a smile this morning. The rocket has been like, he's walking around with a smile.

Everyone has been like, you have this weird energy about it. Why are you smiling? Why are you so giddy? And I'm like, cause I'm sitting on the fucking news. And what are your news? Well,

first in context for context for Jared, like every time someone brings up like, Hey, so what do you think about the Astros? Or what do you think about? He's always just like, I got my own investigation and everyone was always kind of like, wait,

what? Like, hold up. And so the rocket has been extremely patient. And if when he does drop i just want to warn you to not label it like a nuke unless you got a nuke like if you drop it and you're like you know the yankees were like you know their uniforms aren't up to code or some stupid like non-related cheating shit like make sure you got the goods that's all i'm saying and i trust that you have that my my nuke has been dropped on uh we gotta believe feed new episode of we gotta believe i told the people we'd only be doing episodes in the off season when necessary

and i deem this to be extremely necessary casey i don't even know if you know this nuke oh no i don't want to i don't want to cuck the episode i want you to go listen to it because it's me clem my brother and kyle and all mets fans reacting we actually didn't even tell kyle what the point was and so he we got a like a raw reaction from him but i got a call from clem yesterday and this part i will retell from this from the podcast i got a call from yes from clem yesterday i actually got a text saying can you call me i could jab a minute i was like oh fuck and he says to me i have like very bad news but it wasn't like i could tell it wasn't like you know my or my kids are sick or something it was like you know he was a little bit light-hearted so i'm like okay and he's like he goes what's the worst news

that you or me or a guy like brendan and i go oh my god you're having another kid because I he just named all dads I thought he was telling me he was gonna have a third because Clem has always been like I'm gonna kill myself that happens and so he immediately was like no no no wait wait it's not that bad but uh and then he mentioned Kyle another Mets fan so I mean what would be the worst news possible for Mets fans right now. Stevie Cohen's no longer involved? Damn. Rumors. What happened to Stevie Cohen?

Just rumors. Nothing. I need to reiterate this over and over again so that people aren't like, I hope I'm wrong, and I hope I get cold takes exposed, and I hope that people are laughing and putting egg on my face.

But I want to be clear that I am not telling anything specific or official. I'm just saying we heard enough rumblings from multiple places with somebody who would be like trustworthy enough and close enough to the situation that the deal is dead. It fell through or he quit i don't know how that works the the rumor that we heard was that at the heart of it is the five-year thing like he wants to take over now and also there's a dispute about sny the mets tv channel which originally i don't know why there's a dispute. What gives me hope is that that would be something that would be hammered out like day one. Like the original deal said that the Mets, that Wilpons are selling the Mets, but they're

retaining the TV channel. And I could like, why would that be an issue now? Now, what scares me is a couple of things. Number one, we haven't heard anything. There has not been a press conference. There was one quote from Steve Cohen saying, it's been a lifelong dream of mine to own a major league baseball team. And I want to assure you that when I do this, it won't affect my investing. Nothing. There was no Manfred press conference. There was no official like ink is on paper, nothing, which seems a little weird, right? Any other time you've heard

of a team being bought, they just buy the team and they just take over. And they gave us this caveat of this five-year thing. What scares me is maybe that deal was never supposed to be public. Maybe Tiki Barber leaked this and then they had to be like, all right, yeah, you guys know. They had to address it. But maybe they were planning on never announcing it until three years or two years or five years or whatever, and they just had to, and nothing was ever really fully done. I could also see a scenario where maybe the Wilpons said, we retain SNY. Stevie Cohen, being the shrewd businessman, said, okay, you can have SNY. And then a little bit later said, by the way, when I buy the Mets, they're going gonna air on cohen tv or some shit like that like you can keep the channel that doesn't mean the

mets have to play on that channel right so maybe there was some sneaky shit going on there uh i you know never count out the will ponds ineptitude i also don't know enough about steve cohen like maybe he's just an erratic crazy billionaire motherfucker and they pissed him off and he was just like you know what fuck it i'm out i don't know and i and i hope that all this is untrue i hope all of it is just rumors but we heard from multiple now in it now on the other side of things i've asked people who are kind of in the know and they were like i've heard you know nothing like it just sounds like it's business like they could maybe be working some things out yeah maybe that's the other thing too maybe it's just posturing maybe it's still negotiating i don't feel like i didn't think we were even i

thought we were like you know done deal sort of thing and then i thing too. Maybe it's just posturing. Maybe it's still negotiating, but I didn't think we were even, I thought we were like, you know, done deal sort of thing. And then I thought back on it. It's like, I never heard of a, it's almost like when, you know, you hear like an athlete agreed to in principle. And then like the next day on the bottom line, you see like it's official. Like there was never that follow-up it's official thing. And it was never physical. Yeah. Like some, you know, maybe, maybe that's what's happening here. Maybe it was all like, well, the rest is is just formalities and it turned out that formality was not a formality i don't want to live in a world with you kevin clancy where stevie cohen is not a met i i don't want it i don't want it that's why it's one of the worst things that can happen i felt so bad yesterday yeah i called

the rocket like have you heard anything and he was like oh no i don't want to i just you were so happy it was the happiest well'd seen you in forever. And that is also at the heart of this. I mean, the mush is real. Because somebody tweeted me saying, in five years, you get your big Barstool payout and the Mets get Steve Cullen. And Tom Brady probably retiring. So I quote tweeted that. And I said, you know, the first half of my life stunk.

But second half is about to be pretty fucking dope. You mushed it. And I fucking mushed it. Maybe it's just rumors. I feel like it's going to. but second half's about to be pretty fucking dope and i fucking mushed it maybe it's just rumors maybe i i feel like it's gonna i hope it's gonna be too much money but the reason why and the reason why i put the podcast out was like i and we gotta believe you can go download it right now if you're a mets fan subscribe to it me and clem are gonna be chopping it up all season long whether it's the will bonds or the co actually i don't know to be honest if this falls through i think i might be done but anyway subscribe to the podcast that would be so bad um i i put it out there because i was like i don't know, to be honest, if this falls through, I think I might be done. But anyway, subscribe to the podcast. That would be so bad. I put it out there because I was like, I don't know what's going to happen, but I feel like

at least for me, and I know other Mets fans did this, we went into La La Land and we got happy. We got cocky. We got, we got, we got happy about it. And I think I just needed to remind the people, hey, we're Mets fans and hey, this is the Mets. And so I don't know if this is true or not not but let's come back to earth and let's remember that if something bad can happen it will and we need to be like cautious and remember that uh anything like like like it might not happen so let's just

I say with the Mets you you prepare for the worst and you expect also the fucking worst so let's get back to that mentality and not count our chickens which i definitely did i mean i sat here and i said i guarantee we're gonna win a world series i was like if steve cohen comes here we're definitely gonna win and now it's like well maybe that's not gonna happen you know what my first thought was when you called me yesterday though what's that i wanted you like you were asking like if i knew about it and i i didn't um but because you had heard the rumors i wanted you to talk about it publicly without confirming it just like you're doing right i was saying that it's just rumors because if there is

like a big backlash based on the rumors that could be what gets it done i was actually come back to the table and be like we can't fuck this up i was hoping i don't want to get you know ahead of myself or be arrogant about it but like like, maybe we can move the needle. Like maybe if the, if the, you know, the fan base is reaction. That's why it pays to like,

no, like legit journalists. Like if there's ever like a story where like, I can't touch it or like people wouldn't take it seriously. If it came from me, I sauce writer stories all the time. Yeah. And then you can kind of react afterwards,

even though it was your reaction. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah i've done that like multiple times this off season right it's like people won't believe it for me but if i'd give it to this guy and then he confirms it and then he writes it picture shit oh wow bang yeah i just want it out there like i don't care if it's for me i just want it out there so that we can talk about it like i wonder if it is posturing and i'm hoping you know right now like we got to believe as a smaller podcast and within the Barstool world, the Mets side of things is like, you know, it's not the, it's not Dave and the Patriots. It's me and the Mets. But if there was posturing and now there is a little bit of like a rally and people are

upset, maybe it'll change some of the posturing. Maybe you can light a fire under their asses. You don't know. I, all I know is I can't go back. I can't fathom you having to go back. I can't. I mean, I, I liken likened it to like i was like the abused spouse i stayed in the relationship which is on me but then i got out it'd be like now i'm going back like you can't you can't go back to that house you talked about the stick figure for like five days the shark in formaldehyde is gone no no it's not gone yet kevin not Hold on to some hope. Now, what is very funny, and we kind of talked ourselves full circle,

is there is this parallel five years thing with Barstool and now the Mets. Like, who else in five years is going to be coming into a huge sum of money who has talked about maybe buying sports franchises, who also is now tied to the Wilpons. You dave's gonna buy the mets kevin plan b wouldn't be all that bad if i get the dave portnoy deal with the devil to actually align with my beliefs for once you don't think he would do it just to spite you well that's what i was thinking to myself hilarious so i said that and my brother was like, dude, Dave Porto is a winner. He's not going to just torpedo a team that he's attached to.

He can't handle that. But I could definitely see him being like, we joked around on the podcast saying, first of all, he'd be butchering every name. And I could also see him be like, yeah, we traded for Nolan, our tornado, whatever. Fuck the Mets. Fuck KFC. But we did it. He'll want to win

but it'll piss him off that it's coming it'll makes me happy as well yeah it would be a very interesting dynamic but yeah you know who's your favorite player in the mets uh pete alonzo oh cool we're gonna trade him yeah but i mean we shield's junior listen if dave portnoy and pen gaming want to not only buy the mets but they turn that whole area in Flushing that has been talked about forever, turning it into a mall or a place of commerce. If Penn wants to come in and put up some casinos, put in some clubs around the stadium.

I'm just saying, if this falls through, the Wilpons, if it did fall through, still have to sell. You can't come back and be like, nevermind, we're actually totally competent and ready to do this for the next 30 years. They got to find another person. Yeah, but they're not going to find

somebody like Stevie Cohen. I know, and that's what really sucks is that, and that's why I should have never got excited because it was too good to be true. Not only did I get my wish at the Wilpon selling, but they picked the one guy. He would have been the richest in baseball. There are always rumors about these things that are wrong.

Now, sometimes they're right, but let's let it be proven first before we jump off the ledge. Okay. What we said was not everything that's out there on the internet is true in the baseball world. Ledges are assholes, so we don't need to go near those. I said, like, we were all on the bridge ready to jump off. A lot of us had jumped. And then the Steve Cohen news came, and we were all on the bridge ready to jump off. A lot of us had jumped. And then the Steve Cohen news came and we all got off the bridge. And I said, get back in your car, drive right up to the bridge, park it, and just sit there.

Just wait. That's where we need to be. We need to be able to jump off a bridge at any moment. Sure. Don't go home and throw a party because you might have to jump off the bridge any second. Correct. That's where we're at. I hope it's wrong.

Again, nothing even close to concrete. I at. I hope it's wrong. Again, nothing even close to concrete. I know. I've always tried to do that. I've tried to unmush the mush, but the mush knows. The mush knows what the heart wants. Right. Basically. I don't think that we should overreact yet. By we, I mean I don't want you to start to overreact because I don't want

you to be sad because you're always sad. I'm always sad. But Stevie Cohen made you happy. So happy. So happy. The pointing man. The shark. The shark. We talked about the shark for like an hour.

I mean, we literally got Kevin to say that if Steve Cohen bought the Mets, that he would be okay with them being renamed to the sharks. You have to call him Stevie. I said, I said, I guaranteed a world series, Jared. I do believe i

said if steve cohen but yeah that's the thing though is you guaranteed it was steve cohen attached if i believe that's not on you i believe that's not on you but so many yankee fans were like dude like this is the mets it's gonna like fall apart somehow and i was like no way motherfucker this is business that would be cohen doesn't do that he's a billionaire he's a huge mets fan why would it fall apart But that's like Patriots fans. They could, you know, anybody that loves new England could say,

Oh, the Patriots are going to win a Superbowl with Tom Brady attached to it. Well, if Tom Brady's not attached, that's not on. That's right. And then, you know,

hold them to that. Yeah. So that's not on you. It's different, but Patriots might not win a Superbowl of Tom Brady's on the quarterback, but if he's the quarterback, they probably will. I just can't,

I just can't do it. If that's true, I will say, one of the rumors, one of the sources said it's dead. Not like it's in trouble. It's a wrap. How credible is this source?

Is it like when TMZ broke the Kobe news and everyone knew it was true because TMZ doesn't mess that stuff up? It's not even like someone in the news of breaking business. It's just like someone Is it like when TMZ broke the Kobe news and everyone knew it was true because TMZ doesn't mess that stuff up? I don't know. It's not even like someone like in the, in the news of breaking business. It's just like someone who would be in the know a little bit. So maybe they're just,

you know, that almost makes me think like, like, like on the one hand, that means maybe they're just like dead wrong. On the other hand, it means like they don't, it's not like TMZ.

They have something to gain by being the person to break the news. They're just like, you know, people get off to that stuff. Yeah. People do love like break. I said this when we talked about the hall of fame and the Derek Jeter thing like, you know. No, people get off to that stuff. Yeah, people do love like breaking news. I said this when we talked about the Hall of Fame and the Derek Jeter thing,

and I don't think I ever took it to air, but you were like, why would the guy want attention if his name's not even attached to it? And I likened it to the guys that send- The one guy who voted against Jeter. Yeah, that was not, to make him not unanimous. I said, it's like when the guy in your DMs

sends a dick pic to like 10 girls on one thread you don't know who it is but they know that everybody's seeing it and talking about it that's that guy so maybe the guy that said the rumor is dead he's just wanting attention I don't know that that's the case I'm just trying to spin it because see you're walking around with this huge smile

before we get to the happy news I just want Kevin to be able to just live in his sadness because I don't know who's having a worse day me or kevin the point the point i don't know i'm gonna be honest i don't know was that like you hear from like people that know people like i got one of those where it's like i know someone who's in the loop with the mets and like we heard all the same things that kevin's saying you did you did that yes you you you did your own yes oh you didn't tell me that this was like today like i haven't seen you yet oh so oh fuck but like it could end up being like what i'm saying where like if you guys are talking about

now we have a third source yes in baseball yes like like connected to the mets being like that's not to say that it's true but that's to say that. Like, like connected to the Mets being like, that's not to say that it's true, but that's to say that like people that are connected to the Mets are hearing what you're hearing. I mean, if you can't tell by my reaction right there, I really, I was probably leaning towards like 75%. This is not true. And that just swayed me to like 99% true. I'm sorry, Kevin. Like, I feel like we have to redo the podcast because I was doing it kind of like.

Meet the Mets, greet the Mets, step right up and kill yourself. I'm sorry, Kevin. Like, I feel like we have to redo the podcast because I was doing it kind of like... Meet the Mets, greet the Mets, step right up and kill yourself. I feel like I was doing it almost like a little bit like funny and tongue-in-cheek, and now I need to do it like, okay, no, wait, jump off. Get out of the car, get back on the bridge. I don't know, but I think that what we're dealing with here is a situation where if it was five years down the line, and that if this gets out there that people are finding out

that this isn't going to work out and they see the backlash from Mets fans they there's plenty of time to sit back down at the table and figure it out there's been backlash for years bro like Mets fans have been screaming forever I don't think that's Stevie Cohen money what do you know what I just said what do what what what did hear? I'll send you like a screenshot. I can't like say, you definitely better not be fucking with me. I'm not. If you do that,

I will not be your friend ever. I'm not. I swear to God. Okay. Why can't you just say it? Because you got to protect your sources. You literally just told Gaz yesterday that if you sat on a bomb, you would say it.

Wait, what? Gaz was asking you guys was like, if you actually had real information about what's going on in baseball, you would never treat you. Yes, I would. bomb, you would say it. Wait, what? Gaz was asking you. Gaz was like, if you actually had real information about what's going on in baseball, you would never tweet. Yes, I would. Yes, I would. I have before. Just fucking say it. I just did. I just told you what I found.

Just that there's like trouble. Yeah. Just that like people that are actually connected to the Mets are hearing what Kevin is talking about. So you just don't say who it is? No. That's fine. That's enough information to be like someone that's actually connected i thought you were sitting on more information no no no no okay no all i was told was that someone that was actually connected to the mets was hearing

gotcha all the things that kevin was talking about so it's not like a hey this that person this person it's like kyle's hearing more like more and more people are so i think we broke a story kevin if that's what do you fucking do i'm the first person to deliver the goddamn like smallpox to the fan base great we're all fucking dead yeah oh yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry kevin i'm sorry kevin that's the worst news that i've ever gotten in sports i thought you're gonna say in general yeah well that's because like not true jared you know what might be case might be honestly i said hope is the worst of things yeah like you don't get my hopes up i was fine i was miserable but i was okay just living in the fucking basement where i always belong and then

i got out of the basement and i snuck up into the master bedroom and I started fucking like jerking off in there and having a party. And now I'm thrown back into the basement. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. What do you mean you're not doing it? I'm not going to be a Mets fan anymore. Kevin, don't say that.

I'll be. You're lashing out. I'll be just beating with your heart. No, I won't be. Kevin, you're lashing out. I am not going back I don't be. Kevin, I am not going back. You're lashing out. You're not fucking with me, right? No.

He does have this look on his face. No, I'm just. I'm smirking about something else. I will legitimately punch everybody in the face. If anybody's fucking with me. Please don't punch me. If this is any sort of joke. I'm hurt.

I'll break all your ribs. Yeah, no. That's not funny. That's not funny. Well, that was funny. What's not funny is if you're fucking with me about this Steve Cohen shit. Yeah. Rib awareness.

I'm not going back. It's rib contusion awareness month. I will not do it. I'm not going back. I will not. You're acting out. I refuse to go back to. You're acting out of emotion.

I'll be hashtag done. I can't do it. I will not be done. Like, if the Wilpons, if they say this deal falls through, we have to find another suitor, fine. Steve Cohen would be the best case scenario, but if someone else buys it, okay. I can't go back to just like, well, the Wilpons are just going to be the owner.

I agree with you. Not doing it. What team would you pick? Or would you just stop watching baseball? I'm just done with baseball. If they were having to sell or trying to sell for some reason, that didn't just get miraculously fixed. Yeah, they't just be like well never mind we're totally okay because if it was for whatever reason that they were wanting steve cohen to be a part of this that

reasoning still has to be there there's no way that they're just like all right well he was the only guy there's no way it actually is going to be very funny if us idiots are like influencing this deal and like if they were like fuck we were going to be very funny if us idiots are like influencing this deal. And like, if they were like, fuck, we were going to like get back to the table and like negotiate and figure this out. But now we don't know what to do. Cause what are you, what is, what is Kyle here? And just like saying rumblings or like anything more like concrete to like, you know?

Uh, yeah. So I know somebody who's associated with the team and they're hearing it from both ends. They know a finance guy and then also just like rumblings within the front office or wherever. Fuck Tiki Barber. Fuck you, Tiki Barber. It's your fucking fault. I'm sorry, Kevin.

You opened your stupid fucking mouth. You got my hopes up for fucking nothing. And they probably would have just privately continued to negotiate and figure this all out. And now that it's more like it has to happen now, I'm sure it changes the whole room, the vibe and the timeline. Fuck you, Tiki Barber. And fuck you, Jeff Wilpon. Sorry, Kevin. Sorry, Kevin.

We just need to hold out a little bit of hope. Yeah. I mean, it's supposed to happen five years from now. There's still time. There's still time. Yeah. A billionaire like Steve Cohen, you know, he might just, his ego might kick in and be like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I feel like that's almost the opposite.

I think it's the opposite. I think it's the opposite. But then it's like, no, this shit's mine. The will pawns, you stink. This is mine. I have more money than you. I have more power than you. I have less morals than you. This is my shit. It's going to be some Game of Thrones stuff. That's what's going to happen.

Think about it this way, Kevin. I appreciate your spin zone, Casey, but I'm trying to spin zone because I really don't want to see you. Your parents sit you down and they tell you, hey, we're getting a divorce in five years. It's like, there's still time to figure this out. Probably not. But parents always get divorced.

No, probably not. They never figure it out, Jack. In fact, that's a terrible analogy. Because it would probably get worse in five years. If you already... That's not true. Don't go back to fucking each other. They don't be happy again.

If mom and dad are getting to the point where they have to tell their children they're divorcing there's probably no getting back you keep your mouth shut you don't tell your kids you don't tell the kids until it's officially fucking divorced I've had one of my friends from home their parents

told them they were getting a divorce and they didn't get divorced they're. And they didn't get divorced. They're miserable, but they didn't get divorced. Well, yeah. I mean, that's the thing. It's like, yeah, they're still together. See, if I could just go back to my normal misery, I'd be okay with it. I can't go back after getting a Kevin.

Kevin's basically like got like a lottery ticket and he just was guaranteed $360 million. And then we went to go cash in. They're like, oh, you're actually off by one. Yes, exactly. Sorry about that mistake. Not solidified yet. The number's right, but like the lottery that you won from is like defunct now. It just like doesn't know. You can't get it.

Yeah. It's just an elaborate hoax. Do you think you're having a worse day than me? I would, I mean, I would trade a broken rib right now. Oh yeah, no, for sure. You're definitely having a worse day. I can't. He's got a fucking broken rib like a dumb drunk asshole. Well, it's fractured. It's not broke. Fractured rib.

Minor fracture and contusion. I don't know what the past tense verb of that is. I know you maintain that it was just because of the water on the floor. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. But this is a dumb drunk injury at the age of 30. Oh, 1,000 is tough. Oh, I'm not saying the alcohol had nothing to do with it, but I will contend that the, first of all, those tile floors in Miami were very slippery.

Gaz was saying he got out of the shower like the first morning he was there and almost slipped. When we were at 11 that night, it was not the monsoon of Friday night, but it was pretty close. And Gaz also told me today that he heard lightning strike our pool. I don't know how you can hear something like that, but I feel like that's pretty serious. Yeah. So the fact is, is yes, I was out until 4am at 11 and I had been drinking all night, but that doesn't change the fact that my entire hotel room had flooded and those doors were like trying to slam 500 pound doors. It was

crazy. Like that's not, I felt like a little wimp doing it. I was like, yeah, they were heavy door. You had to, yeah, they were very heavy. I walked in the Casey's window. Yeah. You hear about that? Yes. It was the day after she broke her ribs. Well, fractured it, but yeah. Whatever. Fractured your ribs. She was like, yeah, like I'm up on my roof. We're watching the Bieber doc if you want to come up. And I was like, yeah, sure.

I was like walking through her room, like looking at my phone. And I was just like, boom, like, well, fucking knee forehead right in the fucking because I wasn't going to leave the door open anymore because I was scared that it would happen again. But the fact is there were three options of that fall. Because I cannot say this enough, when my legs went out from behind me, it was one of those full just like right there.

If that railing of that sliding door wasn't there and it would have caught my chest, it would have been my face. Bad. No teeth, broken nose. No teeth. It was like a timber. It was a tree just falling on its face. The other option would have been my face. Bad. No teeth, broken nose. No teeth. I mean, it was full. It was like a timber. It was a tree just falling on its face. The other option would have been if, yeah, if the railing was a little bit lower on my body,

it would have been my boobs. Very problematic. Imagine if you had to like full-blown surgery. I think that would have been a good thing. No. No, if you pop your tit, man. They're due. They're due, right?

Oh, that is true. It would kind of force you. You got to replace them every 10 years. She's at like No. No, if you pop your tit, man, they're due. They're, right? Oh, that is true. You gotta replace them every 10 years. She's at like 10. No, okay, we're not gonna get into that. We're not gonna get into that. But it would not have been good because then that starts like, anytime you see something like that happen, then it starts like health reasons, whatever. It leaks. Then you could probably like,

you could probably sue the company that did it. Be like, these are faulty boobs. Or you could sue the fucking hotel. No, it was definitely my fault. I mean, I, I left the door open. I was drunk. I should have been a lawyer in another life.

But I mean, really, I will say, I will admit when I, I mean, everybody knows I admit when I drink, I think that this injury was 70% tile floor, soaking wet and 30% alcohol.

Yeah. I'll give you that. Because I also, I also thought about this. If I wasn't drunk, I might've even got more injured because I would have been trying to brace myself. You would have snapped your foot. Yeah, now I was bleeding everywhere.

A lot of times they say it's better to just kind of be like loosey-goosey and brace yourself. I had a bag of salt and vinegar chips in one hand trying to close the door at the other. There were chips everywhere. I also bled out a little bit more because my blood was thinner. But I started noticing a little bit more every day

that this was not just a bruise hurt a little bit went in a day and she looked at me and she's like you've just been dealing with a fractured rib and contusion but i mean the thing is they can't do anything which is bullshit immobilized they they just give you a little bit stronger medicine than you can get over the counter and tell you to put these medicated patches on it and just not do anything for like four to six weeks with your upper body. Yeah. She was like, give it like. You know what the undertaker did? The undertaker broke his rib and he just wore a bulletproof vest in the ring.

I mean, that's, I knew something couldn't have been completely broken because I can still move my arm around and I can still, but then like just having to lift myself up was a lot harder than I thought. She's like, well, just don't do that anymore. I was like, what do you mean? How am I going to get out of bed? How is somebody going to have to come and live with me and like put my clothes on?

She was like, don't lift your arm, your left arm over your head. How am I supposed to put a shirt on? Well, you can kind of finagle it. You know how hard it is to pull up like tight ass pants with this rib broken or whatever it is.

We're going to work wearing JNCOs. Yeah. Her whole brand is fucked. I tried to, it is, I tried to, it is, I tried to fit myself into like one of my favorite pairs of yoga pants

and I couldn't because I couldn't lift it over my ass with my left arm. Do you know how, what am I supposed to do? You're just going to have to wear like pajamas.

Zod's laughing at you. What am I supposed to do? You got to just wear like fucking sundress in the middle of February. to come dress? Be careful. You're going to

fucking line up the guys and be like, I'll be a Caseyy smith's official dresser no no no no i'm not i'm not taking applications here folks i just might have to do it i it is i do feel i just got a tweet that said i'm hockey tough i don't feel like i would be somebody that would fracture a rib and like sit on it for six days i'm kind of proud of myself you should remember i'm just telling people you have an upper body injury. Yeah. Oh yeah. Style. Questionable for CCK. It's a disgusting looking bruise.

My armpit is swollen because apparently bruised. Yeah. Because apparently bruised on the insides, bruised on the outside and inside. Damn. But like now my arm, my underarms hurt because the one, because it's like,

I'm also like an inflamed muscle. I'm like, you know, maybe if I would have just closed my door, this wouldn't have been a problem. I don't fall that often when I'm drunk. I mean, every once in a while, like I like fall on my ass or whatever, but like I never fall.

Like I'm not. You fell sober at the gym. Off of the back extension machine. Yeah. I don't know how they didn't just give us that video. That's still such bullshit. Yeah. It's you.

It's not like you're trying to like obtain footage of someone else to make fun of. I think it was also they were worried they'd get sued for some reason. So if I promise to sign something, I just want to see my clumsy ass go. I mean, because that one was like 180 degree legs. I would have loved to have done a Snapchat take on that. Oh, I would.

We have had back extension fails in the gym on snapchat and every time i do a take i just get angrier that they didn't give it to me yeah um but yeah with a broken rib or fractured i don't want to say broken because it's not fully broken fractured and contused i don't know if that's a word but that's the word i'm using they can't give you they can't do anything about it yeah like what am i supposed to do i would gladly take physical pain over this emotional pain i would too to be honest be honest, because I'm, I mean, it's a good story. If someone could break my ribs to take away like the Red Sox investigation and Alex Cora

getting fired, I would let them break all my ribs. Take them all. Take all my ribs for Alex Cora. Just kill me. Kill me and let the Mets win. Like I would, I would probably endure just about any physical injury that would eventually like recover from if I could bring Alex core back. Yeah.

I don't manager. I feel like physical pain that like you said that you can recover from, you know, you're gonna be okay. It's way less than emotional pain. Yeah. No, it's like whenever you get like really,

really dumped and you can like start to like physically feel your heart. That's nothing compared to like the emotional stuff. Fucking park. Yeah. But I'm a clown for not going until today. I'd like to point that out. I, uh,

after the break, I think I got some good news for you. Nothing will help us today. Okay. Never mind then. Now don't fucking toy with like if someone's saying like, don't worry, it's back on. It's just like it's something that would give you hope. All right. Something to give you hope. All right. When we come back, Jared's going to help me out and you're

going to drop your own nuke. Tuesday nuke day. Or start to fucking put your finger on the trigger. Yeah, a little bit. All right. We'll be back after the break. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.

Kevin. Kevin. You're Kevin, Kevin. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good?

I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been back. Oh, yeah, man. How you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. How long you been back? Back, back, back, back, back. Friday. It's Friday. We all got fake jobs. We barely got any shit to do, man.

There's been a lot of good news flying around these parts recently. Dave's a $100 million man. I feel like Yankee fans have been happy about all sorts of shit with their rivals. Bum ass pitcher they signed. But nobody is having a better week than your boy Trent. Trent is in the building.

Big Daddy Iowa is here. Hello. Hello. AKA luggage fucking guy. And now, I mean I don't even know which, which is the bigger accomplishment luggage guy in the bachelor. We're getting this Tom Brady quote tweet, which just popped off about eight minutes ago and is popping off.

Oh yeah, it's good. It just happened for us. So for play our Twitter account at four play pod, follow it on Twitter. They're at the Pebble Beach program this week. So there's a lot of celebrities, a lot of athletes that play and Peyton Manning is playing.

So he just hit a shot and he hit it close to the pin and we tweeted it and said Brady would have sunk this just a little chirp and Tom Brady Super Bowl winning quarterback won six of them yeah okay he said not true Peyton is the better golfer right now he's had much more practice these past few years boom got him and the best part is that he wasn't tagged in it oh yeah no't like at TB12. It was just Brady. Just Brady would have sunk this and somehow Brady or his team came across it.

Yeah. And whatever, however it comes to be, I don't care. The name on the handle is Tom Brady. That's what matters, bro. Of course. We're at about 20,000 likes in 13 minutes. I mean, Tom Brady would get a needle, especially when he's chirping Peyton Manning.

Are you grabbing followers right now? Keep an eye on that. I feel like it's impossible. You can go super, super viral these days and people don't follow. As soon as it happened, I wrote down how many four play followers that we have. So I'll let you know once that all set. I think if you're,

if I'm like a, like a, like a four play account, you might grab followers versus a personal account. I think you're right. Because when you go, so many people go viral now and it's just like, well,

that was a funny joke, but I don't need to follow you every day. But if this is like, okay, this is a golf account. I'm going to get like interesting now and it's just like well that was a funny joke but i don't need to follow you every day but if this is like okay this is a golf account i'm gonna get like interesting golf it's just like an aggregate like if you look at our tweets it is like an aggregate of funny videos shout out to our producer jake i gotta give him a shout out that was his tweet he was he's been tweeting a lot from my account and shout out to brady's producers who there's their tweet as well this is a producer fest right here i don't think i think brady definitely has a team that sees it yeah to like put it in front of his face and be like hey did you see this and then like i bet you tom brady says that i don't know i was wondering about that he is very funny like

he's i feel like witty sometimes i feel like it's him other times i feel like it's handsome clearly not successful dashing dashing dressed very well i bet there are times when he'll duck in and be like i got something i maybe want to say about this but and but this one i also feel like maybe it is him because i don't know if if i was tweeting for somebody i don't know if i would take shots at people exactly like he might not want like peyton manning beef on his hands right now we talked about that whenever he commented on the ass eating season thing like there's no way that somebody that has access to his twitter account or his instagram account is just out there commenting on ass eating season for tom brady you thought that was tom brady yeah it has to be you don't

know when six or bulls without eating some ass i know he did yeah he did no you think that he that's what she's saying it goes to your point where like nobody's gonna go on somebody who was's- I think that was a big mistake. I think that was somebody who was logged into the wrong account. On Tom Brady's behalf. I'm just going to put it out there. This dude loves eating butt. No way. No way. He's so buttoned up.

I don't think he said, I like ass-eating season. He just commented on an ass-eating season post that was funny. No, he said hashtag ass-eating season. Did he? Are you sure? I forget what he said. I don't know if he said it, but I know that what he said came off as approval for ass-eating. Right, he? Are you sure? I forget what he said. I don't know if he said it, but I know that what he said

came off as approval for ass-eating. Right, but I don't think he straight up said it. Also, if you are an intern or a social media person for Tom Brady, you're not tweeting that or commenting that on Instagram

without his approval. So you're saying, Kevin, that someone was still logged in, forgot to switch over, said that, and then we're like, well, I guess Tom Brady's just an ass-eating guy now. Pretty much. It's out of our control now guess Tom Brady's just an ass-eating guy now. Pretty much.

It's out of our control now. Tom Brady has never said anything like that. Well, right, but I mean, that would be like saying Marina or Frankie or whoever has access to Dave's account could just go do that on their own. Like, no, they are strictly for business. If Dave wants to say something funny on social media, he has to do it himself. So if Tom Brady wants to say something funny, he's doing it on his own. Right, but I think they were like thinking they were on their personal account. So if Tom Brady wants to say something funny, he's doing it on his own. Right, but I think they were thinking they were on their personal account

and logged into the Tom Brady account. The paint man thinks more in that vein than the ass-eating thing, I suppose. Tom Brady's never said... Just to clarify, just to clarify the ass-eating thing, he responded to one of our posts that was in reference to ass-eating. And what did he say?

He said, yup. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He never said, like, hashtag ass-eating season. Tom Brady's just sitting on his couch looking at that like, yup, yup, yup. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He never said, like, hashtag ass-eating season. Tom Brady just sat on his couch looking at that like, yup. That's the one. Right, that's what I thought. It was just a very casual response to what we said about ass-eating season. And then Gronk came out and was like, yeah.

Gronk was like, yeah, he can do whatever he wants. He's Tom Brady. Yeah, I don't know. That one still puzzles me because he's just never even. You know he eats butt, Kevin. Of course, he does, but he's so Captain America. Never gives anybody any other inclination. If anybody here gets an interview with Tom Brady,

that's got to be question number one. What are your real opinions on eating butt? We need to know because it's all over. You got to start with, did you comment that on our ass-eating season post? And then how do you feel about said ass-eating? Correct. And also do you like feel about said ass eating? Correct. The,

uh, and also the paint stuff always is weird to me because like, there's been, you know, like some jokes like that. But then there was also the, the emails that came out during deflate Kate, which were very much like private to his father being like,

Peyton's done. It's over for him. Yeah. So they're always like, yeah, we're, you know, we're like friends and we're like professional,

like rivals. It's all good, but it just can't be. No. It's just not natural. And you can't get to that level without despising everyone else who is supposedly that good. Yeah, right. You're a competitive freak.

And when you've got six and Peyton's got one, it's like, why are people even fucking comparing us? And even if you are Peyton, you're like, fuck that guy. He's got six. Right. And even if you like the person personally, when all of the fans are doing the chirping for you, you just get, like, you take sides. You know what I mean? 100%.

But, I mean, LeBron and Kobe were pretty close, and that happens a lot. Right? I mean, I would never think of LeBron and Kobe as rivals. But people compare them all the time. Yeah. The same way that they compare Kobe and Jordan when Kobe first came in the league. I feel like people are, there's plenty on team mamba you know what i mean like the problem

was when it was like it's not you anymore it's definitely tom brady you know what i mean yeah like that like you're saying it's so one-sided yeah yeah payton probably doesn't like him tom brady's right yeah yeah like payton's funny he's good on SNL, but when it comes down to it, when it's like, who's better? It's Tom. Yeah, and for a long time it was even, but then it went fucking way overboard. What a great shirt. People are going to share that tweet, and I'm excited about it.

Oh, it's because it's not only the fact that he quote tweeted you guys, it was how good the quote tweet was. It's actually a good tweet. Right. There is this conversation, the Brady versus Manning debate reminds me of, we had an episode of the Yak where it was like supposed to be a holiday, but we didn't get it off. So we took the, this is at the old office.

We took the jerseys off the wall and stuffed them in the cracks of the doors and then baked the radio room and i was so high that i didn't speak for like 20 minutes and then dan was like so what do you think about peyton's legacy and i was just like pretty good i was like i was like my brain couldn't get my mouth to open and have words come out and i was like i i know what i want to say but if i open my mouth and talk i was like i don't know what's gonna come out. And I was like, I know what I want to say, but if I open my mouth and talk, I was like, I don't know

what's going to come out. Dude, we went to dinner after that. Yeah. You didn't say a fucking word all through. Yeah. It was me,

you, and YP, back in the CPK crew you see every Friday. CPK crew. CPK, shout out. Yeah,

shout out. And Jared just didn't say a fucking word. He was just blazed out of his mind. When I get that high, I just go to sleep. I'm just like, my brain can't function anymore.

I don't smoke that often at all. I have a pen that I rarely use, but it's actual smoking weed. I don't do that very often at all. You guys just hot box that tiny hospital studio? Yes. We just stuffed the jerseys under the cracks of the doors and then baked the whole radio room and smoked for the whole hour that we were on air. And it was just you, Dan, and Roan?

Yeah. What a squad. Was it a good show? Oh, my God. It was great. How often just you, Dan, and Roan? Yeah. What a squad. Was it a good show? Oh my god. It was great. How can you trust this guy? He doesn't remember. When they have the camera in the corner, it was just like we were doing a radio show in a cloud. It was just

a white cloud that we were doing the show in. When I get that high, I'm a legit goldfish. What did you say? What was the question, sir? I will forget in a matter of seconds what we're talking about. Yeah, I think I like the idea of weed more than I like smoking weed. Because I'll get the weed and I'll roll it and I'll be like, this is fucking exciting. And I smoke it and I'm like, I'm going to die someday. What happens when you die?

Nothing. My heart's just pounding like crazy. It's horrible. The people who can smoke weed every day and just function, they're in the regular. That's a superpower. I do not understand it. It's horrible. The people who can smoke weed every day and just function, I do not understand it. It really is. Rudy says he eats an edible every day. What? I eat an edible when I think about calling the cops on myself.

Yeah, I think he does a small amount, but he was like, yeah, on days that I have to edit a lot, I'm just going to sit there. I know I'm really high when I get very concerned about the volume of my television. I'm like, I always think my neighbors are going to hear it. It could be on three or four and I'll be like, I'm going to just hit that down a couple

more. I'm just going to knock that down a couple more. I get super polite. I do. I live with Robbie Fox obviously and I'm always like, I wonder if he doesn't want to hear what I'm watching. And it's essentially on mute and it's like, I'm just going to go to bed. This is so stupid. You can't even hear it? When I was little, when I was young, I didn't understand when people said that you get paranoid.

I thought that meant you were paranoid about drugs, like the cops. You're getting arrested for the smoking weed. Not that you become a ball of paranoia of like, I'm going to die someday. Whatever thought enters your mind, you're paranoid about that. It isn't just about, like you're saying, the cops. It's everything. How many people you think right now are getting paranoid about the coronavirus when they're high? Yo, I'm telling you.

I'm paranoid and I'm not stoned. Right. There's that cruise ship just chilling right now in the Hudson. They're not letting anybody off. Yeah, well, there was one that's been doing it for a little while. But then this one's like brand new. I'm all for it. Keep him away.

Don't go to China. You go to China, you don't get to come back. Your racist neighbor? I actually, oh, the one thatbie ran into in the elevator yes robbie will be able to tell that story better but he essentially ran into a guy on the elevator yeah if you can grab robbie i'll let him tell it because i you guys got a racist neighbor oh yeah but like in regards to the coronavirus i i think it might be yes well the old yeah yeah yeah because see, you know, first if you're real old too, there's like some Asian,

uh, racism going on with wars and whatnot. But, uh, now if like you give them any reason and, and you, and you, you start some fear mongering and you make these old people think that

they're rattling shit off. Yeah. The, the Chinese would shit, you know, the doctor that found it died now. Yeah. Kind of a big deal.

And there was like, there was like rumors that he was dead and they're like no he wasn't and now it's confirmed that he is then there was also rumors that they might have like epstein'd him like they killed him because he came out oh really because he because he revealed it yeah i guess like yeah there was rumors that like they killed him interesting he died from the virus he had it yeah you can speed up the process bob fox is in the building. You got a racist neighbor? Oh my God.

So Trent said he was like, Bob can tell it better. So it's true. On radio right now. Is this the first? This is maybe the first time ever all three of us on CCK together. What a moment.

So I get on my elevator on Sunday. No big deal. We have an elevator. And a doorman. And 24 hour doorman. Whoa. No, no white gloves have an elevator. And a doorman. 24-hour doorman. No, no white gloves. Is there an inbox that I can put notes in and be like, please wear white gloves?

No, Trent, just give him white gloves and just see if he wears them. Don't tip him for Christmas. But I get on. It's coming from above our floor and there's an old man on the elevator. He's super tall, probably like 6'4", maybe 80 years old, hunched over,

bundled for the apocalypse, has gloves on, hat, the whole shebang. He has floor two pushed. So I pushed the lobby button and he goes, you should be careful with those buttons, you know? And I was like, why? And he goes, the coronavirus.

And I was like, oh yeah. Like, I don't even know if he was kidding or if he was just being friendly, making conversation in the elevator. And he goes, we coronavirus. And I was like, oh, yeah. Like I don't even know if he was kidding or if he was just being friendly, making conversation in the elevator. And he goes, we do live near the UN, which we do. And I was like, it's a good point. And I just wanted to be done with this conversation. Gets off of floor two. He goes to get off.

And I shit you not, he turns before he leaves. And he goes, there's Chinese people on my floor. That's what I'm trying to get at here, son. And he just walks off. And I had a visceral, like, oh, my God. You're a racist old man. But, yeah, it certainly made my Sunday experience a lot better. Yeah.

Listen, you Chinese, you got coronavirus. Facts, period. That's it. All billion of you. You've all got it. Never even been to China, maybe, but they have it. Yeah, like as American as you are. You know what I it. Never even been to China, maybe, but they have it. As American as you are.

Why does that guy come from the roof? I never understood that part. That's the other thing that I didn't understand. But I don't think he was up on the roof. I think he was on another level. I think maybe he's got a racist old lady that he's got on 415 or something. Turn this into a rom-com.

My next question was, why did he get off at two? We have so many old people living in our building. I bet they're all friends with each other. They all visit each other's apartments. And they have racism meetings, for sure. In old people homes, they always have STD outbreaks because all the old people are like,

we got nothing left, so we're fucking, yeah. So if you got a bunch of old folks, yeah, big time. Not like all of them, but there's several cases of outbreaks in these places. That's like a known thing? People are like, yeah, we got nothing else to do. We're on our way out. How do the nurses not stop that at some point? I mean, you also probably don't want to stop it.

You know what I mean? It's like, okay. Give them some pleasure. Let them go. When do they fuck? That's what I'm asking. Probably nighttime. When do old people wake up?

When the nurses are around. I was going to say, you know, like. During during if you're on during during the day like i would think that aren't there always i mean i guess retirement places and nursing homes are different but aren't there always nurses like 24 7 yeah i'm sure that some of them are more like controlled than others at 6 p.m you know late night after after wheel of fortune after the early bird special yeah working on the internet this long they might like you see stories about like uh daycare people putting kid fistfights together they probably do it these old people are like let's hook these two up let's put them together that'd be nice they're like pimps yes i'll go to that with you sure what what was a bigger moment

bet the better moment trent luggage guy or bob fox like Conor McGregor, like head nods or shout outs. You've had multiple McGregor ones now. Let's say the first one outside the courthouse, was it? That one was a big one. I think the biggest one, though, was when he shouted me out when he was on stage and shit. When he was just like, Robbie, what's up? Because the first time I think it was just like, oh, what's up? The first time, I think it was just like, oh, this is a fan.

Then he knew it was you. Versus luggage guy Trent. Well, I know my answer. I think because we knew that Bob was in the circle and we knew that he was out there for that reason versus no one knew that Trent was...

But both of them have been working so hard. People didn't know if Trent was trying to set it up for like two years. I think they're both equally as impressive but like the surprise of seeing it like... Oh, the fact that you knew Trent was going to be on that night, you mean? No, no, no. He didn't know. We knew... No, no, no. He means the complete opposite. Yeah.

Robbie went out there for that reason. I do agree that it was on national television. Yeah, it wasn't guaranteed. I obviously knew he did it. When this happens, not a lot of people at Barstool knew. Not everyone at Barstool knew it was happening at least that night. That's crazy that I didn't know. It was such a big, oh my God, this is happening.

Did you say it's happening tonight? I might have known. I didn't see you forget. When did I say that? Who told me? I did not say that. Right. When it happened, you didn't know it was going to happen?

No, I knew. I knew. But you didn't speak. Producer reached out to me a couple weeks ago and was like, because I knew I was going Because it was like Fran and everyone had cameras rolling and shit. So you knew it was going to be that night. Yes. But the public did not know.

The public did not know. I went out for the first time in like two and a half years and I fucking knew. So did you know he was doing it at all? I didn't know that it was happening that night. But he, well, yeah, he had come to me when it first was materializing because he had to travel multiple places. And it was like a whole logistical thing. You didn't really have a rhyme or reason of who you told. I think at some point –

I don't know how I got on that list. A very small amount of people. And then everyone's so close to this office. Not in terms of like that they would gossip to each other, but literally in terms of proximity to each other. Where they'd be like, what's going on? And you just kind of tell them, but like, I would say in total at max,

like 10 people knew. And then luckily nobody, nobody fucking said anything. Everyone was great who I told. So it was like, yeah, it was a big surprise. I was happy that people caught it.

Like that one guy that you retweeted who was like, fuck, like rewinding. Right. Because like, that guy was the best. I watched the bachelor, but like by hour two and a half, I'm like, all all right like it's kind of out in the background and i could

easily miss you know a quick luggage guy you know yeah but so many people saw it and like rewound it and like i mean that was video is my favorite it was so genuine like because he knew he knew he was one of the people who knew but he genuinely forgot no because we didn't i mean if it has nothing to do with Dave. I told him in September. So he forgot about it. I told him in September, and he's not going to remember something, which I was grateful for because he just kind of speaks his mind all the time. So he could have said it on radio.

So I was glad it was completely out of sight, out of mind. Right, right, right. Because he wouldn't – so he didn't say it. And then he had his own thing going on with DMing her. So he was – that was a good night all around. Cause I know even, even, uh, like after it happened, you were kind of like, it's okay. Right. Like as long as Dave's happy, like we're good. I never want, like, I was like, as long as he's happy, that's all that matters. It's still that way. And it'll always be that way. But he was all of us. You can, you can do

the greatest thing you've ever done. And like the Dana White office tour, I remember coming back and being like, I hope that's okay. Yeah. Yeah. I thought he'd be like, he's happy. That's it. It wasn't long enough. Like he's like, he thought it was funny and that's okay. Is that allowed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought he'd be like, oh, he's happy. That's it. It wasn't long enough. He's like, he thought it was funny, and that's it. Who cares? I feel like it's really kind of a draw for me because it's two lifelong dreams, basically, in both of your dedicated, obsessed crafts.

I feel like Trent has the edge just for being on national television. That just happening and people being like, what the fuck? And honestly, when you think about bachelor, uh, ratings, I mean, isn't it like, it's like 30 million people a week now. There's a lot.

I don't know the exact number, but it's a very large number of people. As you can probably see from my Insta story. Cause I shared everybody who took a picture. That was very funny. But Robbie's moment also went so viral and like people started following Barstool. It's a draw for me, but I mean, you,

you brought attention to Barstool. People that had no idea who we were. Cause you went viral. Cause you got so excited. The most viral apartment in Barstool. People had no idea who we were because you went viral because you got so excited. The most viral apartment in Barstool. Boom. We got the fucking Rocket. He's always over, so he's there too. Honorary third member.

He was over at the Super Bowl. It was a good time. Yeah, that was nice. You guys did a little Super Bowl party? Yeah, we did. How was it? It was private. Apparently.

Did you guys make food? I would have come. I would have liked to know. Did we make food? Watch it here in a fucking death box. We knew that you were here yeah well i had it on my phone for a little bit i was checking in yeah i mean i i would rather go our apartment door is always open to kevin clanson okay no doubt about it okay we had taco bell by the way they did i had chinese food they were worried to order it because of the corona i was gonna say i might come over it might not

because you got chinese people in your home You just can't be too safe. Dr. Oz told us in Miami that there is a shortage of masks in the world. Like the real masks, not just like little doctor ones, ones that have like the, uh, like gas masks. Well,

here's the fucking thing about those masks. Dr. Oz said they're done. There are no more in the world. Now, now the Uber drivers, the Uber drivers are wearing these masks. And I've had a little cough for a while.

So it's like I get into a fucking Uber. Zero stars. Yeah, coronavirus. And then my fucking driver has this mask on. And I might go, ugh. And it's like fucking one star. It's like, dude, I have a little cough. Like I don't have the corona.

Don't cough in his car, bro. What do you want me to do? I mean, I don't think I would drive my Uber. I think I'd be like, all right, I'm going to shut it down for a few days. I would too. I mean, at the same time, I get on the subway all the time and shit like that. So if we do get it here, we're all fucked. It would spread like that.

I had a cab driver tell me the other day in New York, whenever we were coming home from the airport, he was like, yeah, we just got an alert, a yellow cab alert that there's a case of the coronavirus in a taxi driver. Somebody's got it, right? I was like, first of all, I don't believe that there's yellow cab alerts. I don't believe that every yellow cab guy is getting an alert right now. Second of all, I feel like we might know that if there was a case in Manhattan. I mean, it's just the hysteria every time you could take it to the bank. And I'm sure there is somebody profiting every time, the pharmaceutical companies or someone who manufactures.

I mean, it's just the birds and the swine's it's just 500 people have died from this but like in the in the city in china where it's like the central point of it it's like 11 million people well a lot of small percentage i know but a lot of people are saying that china is like not really reporting what's up like they're if we're gonna do this this, give me like a zombie virus. Like I hate that you just like get sick and die.

Give me a zombie. That's like I feel like this is how it starts, though. Like they do that in zombie land was like mad cow disease and then it morphs

into something. So I mean, it's still be out there, especially because this one they're saying you might not even know you have it, which

means you could be carrying it for like weeks and weeks and you have it. Damn lays dormant. It's not like you just catch the flu and all of a sudden you're dead.

You can just be walking around with it. We could have it right now. If you were on that cruise ship and they're not letting you off... I'd probably give it 10 days before I just kill myself. 10 days? I think it'd be less. I feel like they have limited

shit, you know what I mean? If I was on... Let's say we went down to Miami and it was like, you can't leave. You know what I mean? Like, like if I was on, like if I, if I was, let's say we went down to Miami and it was like, you can't leave, you got to stay in your hotel. And I'd be like, Oh,

ain't so bad. You know what I mean? Right. It's like living this year. I'm on the balcony, whatever. Cruise ship. That's a great,

you know, such as those rooms are so tiny rooms, limited, like access to all sorts of shit. How many days have you been there for? I don't know. I think this one's like only like a day right now. There was another one that was like, wow, but they could bring stuff out to him right i yeah i would hope

i mean i hope we're not just like fucking yeah like hey we'll put them in quarantine till they die yeah but drinking your own piss but legitimately like i i am i'm not a uh i never buy into all the hysteria with these things but But also, don't go to China right now. Yeah, there's precautions you can take where you can avoid it. And I'm sure it's like you don't go to the rural rice fields of China or whatever. You probably go to the more modern places. But also, just don't go period. Our guy Donnie, he's like, I'm not going back.

Dave was upset about that, I think. Yeah, really? Yeah, Dave was like, I think Dave said he's just choosing to go back. He can go back if he wants to. He called it like a boondoggle or something. He was like, oh, he just doesn't want to go back. No shit he doesn't want to go back. I wouldn't want to go back either.

I mean, Donnie is, he's a wild one, man. Just like, no, I'm going to go live in a weird, weird place. The videos of him with the monkeys outside of the hot tub, like the hot springs, is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I mean, he is a trip. But even if you think you're safe, and there's probably a lot of places you are, you might not let back in or something. You know what I mean?

It's all about other people's hysteria, not necessarily just your own. Did you see the video that he posted of what the streets look like in the city that he lives in? No. It is creepy. It's crazy. It's a ghost town. Nobody's there. There's literally no one there. It's as populated as Manhattan and like it's just a ghost town.

Meaning they're all just staying inside or what? Both. I'm sure it's a little bit of both but yeah. I think right now they've made it like illegal to come out of your home. Yeah, they're using, that's what I was about to add on. I think they're using that crazy ass surveillance technology to snipe people that are on the streets and if you're on the streets you're like actually fucked.

Holy shit. You're not allowed to work. They're not going to the grocery store. The kids aren't going to school. No. So I can't tell if this is like different or if it, as always, it's like,

it's just that social media is bigger and we're seeing, learning everything. Like, did this happen for the bird flu over there? Did it happen for SARS over there? Like I, this is like a month ago at this point, or maybe a few weeks ago when they were zapping everybody during the temperature.

It was at a mall, and it was temperature before you could even walk into work. And I'm thinking like, oh, wow, I've never seen that before. But it may have happened before. We just didn't see it before. This I feel like I would have seen on the news or heard about. Shutting down a whole city? Yeah, like the last time. So maybe this one is a little different again dr oz an expert in all things uh said that this is not like that bad but that it it's a good like we better clean up our

act because when we so like the idea of the masks being not being found and shit like you can't get those he's like if we ever did have like a big epidemic we'd be fucked because the the the whole thing was uh every every hundred years on the 20s is like plague yeah so like 1720 1720 was the black plague 1820 was the spanish flu 1920 was like on a polio or small something like you know something relatively modern every hundred and now it's 2020 and there's this virus floating around. That makes me the biggest believer. Didn't he also say that 20% of the population will get wiped out?

Yeah, usually these every 100 years on the 20s is something that cuts down. I don't leave my apartment much, so I do like my chances. But my immune system is so bad. I wash my hands obsessively and I still get sick more than anyone else

that I personally know. Don't they say that you can over wash your hands? You're more susceptible. He also just doesn't go anywhere where there's germs. We say that, but you go to the baseball games. You go here.

Just by nature of being in Manhattan, I feel. He doesn't walk anywhere. He doesn't get on the subway anywhere. It's like he's sheltered in his apartment and he comes here. I will say here is disgusting. Yeah. These microphones that my face is right up next to is fucking disgusting. I know, but like, you know, whatever, man. Jesus, Kevin!

You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You have coronavirus now huh every once in a while I'll come in and clean my mic and I also clean yours

you got little bits of everybody in your beard right now oh Kevin stop every time like there was one time that I used that microphone there's just like fucking like bits and pieces

of like food on it for those at home he's rubbing his penis on it you're gonna what for the listeners at home man you're a pussy that is genuinely disgusting like whenever you like hook up with people you're like sharing their germs right yeah i don't do that you wouldn't do that but if you went to the bar who's hooking up with your mouth on her butt raise your hands

who's out there doing that yeah yeah you would and you wouldn't even think twice about it jared like he won't even share his food or his drink with anybody, but then he's out here, like, cooking up with people. It makes no sense. Like, I would – that is true. Like, if I was, like, on a date with a girl and she wanted, like, a bite of my ice cream, I'd be like, fuck no, and then I'd just go lick her mouth, like, an hour later. Right. I mean, it's ridiculous.

You can't touch my fries, but turn around. I'll put my tongue in your butt. Yeah. I understand it's flawed, Kevin, but it's all about comfort. I mean, that's really probably, that's how these things, like the downfall of you. That's how 20% gets wiped out, where they'll be like, there's a huge virus, and everyone's like cleaning their hands and shit, but then they get horny. And it's like, well, okay, whatever.

I mean. You gotta do some fucking. Yeah. That's how 20% of the world. I'm basically dead if I don't anyway. So it's like, come on. All right. Let's hit our first break. You guys are welcome to stick around if you want. I don, yeah, that's 20% of the world. Basically dead if I don't anyway. So it's like, come on. All right,

let's hit our first break. You guys are welcome to stick around if you want. I don't care either way. Uh, we'll be back for our second half hour before chicks in the office take over on. They try to swallow me. Oh God, be my witness.

They're probably out of my dreams, but I'm relentless. I want the money. Ain't never won attention. So I don't pay attention to comments and all the mentions. Cause they ain't see my vision. Picture perfect. You Ain't never won attention. So I don't pay attention to comments and all the mentions. Cause they ain't see my vision. Picture perfect.

You don't need no filter. Go just make them drop dead. You a killer. Shower you with all my attention. Yeah, these are my only intentions. Stay in the kitchen cooking up. Got your own bread. Heart full of equity.

We're back. Joe Bieber joined out with Quavo. He's hooping it up with Drake. Quavo. And Carl Lentz. Quavo is one of the members of Migos. Oh. You know them?

Yep. Sure you do. I really do, yeah. He's in this song. I only know who Migos is because Heath Hembbury used to come out to one of their songs. There's always a connection. Everything leads back to baseball. There's a video of Drake, Bieber, and Quavo playing ball. It's like being famous is kind of like the worst.

They were just playing basketball. Yeah. And everyone's critiquing their game and making fun of them. They were all perfectly normal pickup basketball players. They're not basketball players. They're just playing basketball. They're just guys playing basketball.

It's like a highlight reel. So it's them hitting jumpers. Quavo's a lefty and kind of has an awkward jump shot. No shit. He's not a basketball player. I think Bieber playing with his shirt off is a horrible move. If you're Justin Bieber, you're doing whatever you want. You're doing whatever you want.

When you're on the court with the other guys who are also famous and no one else is playing skins. But no one's as famous as him. No one playing as... Well, Drake, I guess. I forgot Drake was there. If Drake's got his clothes on, you should have his, I guess I forgot Drake was there. Yeah. So like if Drake's got his clothes on, you should have,

I forgot Drake was there. Yeah. Um, he can do whatever he wants. I'm just saying you're opening yourself up. But Drake was just wearing the drew. Like Drake was wearing drew merchandise. So it's basically like he's supporting Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber was like, whatever. I'll just be shirtless. Yeah. It's funny watching the Biebs play. Cause he is like a tiny guy and he kind of shoots like a little kid does. Like he's draining them. He's draining. he is a tiny guy, and he kind of shoots like a little kid does. He's draining them, though, Kevin.

Kevin, he's draining them. He's always been tiny, but I don't know, five years ago, he was tiny but toned and defined, and now he's tiny and frail. Well, he got kind of jacked for the Calvin Klein stuff. And Purpose Bieber. Purpose, he was in great shape. I mean, Who knows what happened or what didn't, but right around when everyone was like, oh, he's tweaking on drugs is when he looks all frail and weird and shit. But it's like, these guys are just

playing basketball. Leave them alone. Although, I think the one account that made it go viral, I think jokingly was like, these guys can ball for real. And everyone was like, no, they can't. And I was like, I think that's kind of the joke. God, I just want to be able to play basketball, guys. Leave me alone. I mean, Bieber was draining them. Yeah, I mean, it was like a no, they can't. And I was like, I think that's kind of the joke. Although, God, I just want to go like play basketball, guys. Leave me alone. I mean, Bieber was draining them. Yeah. I mean, it was like a highlight reel.

Everyone was making the shot. Like people were complaining they were traveling too much. Like who cares? Guys, come on up. Doesn't he play? Isn't there like a celebrity? Yeah, he usually played in the NBA. He has played in the past. I don't know if he still does. Yeah, I mean, they're all just like... He's smooth. He just wants to play basketball. All right, leave him alone. That song is good, though.

You can agree. I know you didn't like Yummy, but I... The last two Bieber songs are terrible. The only part of that song that I've heard is what we just heard coming in here, and it's pretty good. It's like, you know, it is a lesser version of the other Bieber and Quavo songs,

but whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's just more R&B. Zah and I were texting about it this morning because as soon as I woke up and thought it was an appropriate time to text Zah, which I guess you're up much earlier than me. I saw it. I saw it.

Zah, were you listening to the rundown the other day? What's up? Did you listen to the rundown yesterday? No. We were talking about you because of how you basically approve everyone's vacation now. Yeah. He's been approving it for a long time. He approved. Hey I guess what?

Zah approved Croatia. Do you deny people? When I'm told to. Yes. Okay. But you don't ever make the call like, nah, you haven't earned your vacation. I can't say on it. Well, I was saying like, you do that.

You basically produce every fucking show on Sirius now. I mean, you're the jack of all trades. He's the DJ of Barstool. You're like sneaky. One of the most important, like, like powerful people here. Yeah. I wouldn't go that far. Have I denied someone a vacation?

Maybe. Do you have a, do you have a card company card? No. Okay. That's, that's a, there was a time I remember when like Caleb was new and so like he and like Buddha Ben and all the guys, they traveled a lot. So they have it. But I remember being like, what the fuck is going like he and like buddha ben and all the guys they travel a lot so they have it but i remember being like what the fuck is going on here i gotta give me one of those things yeah do you have one no i've never had one i'm gonna ask for one what

yeah i've never had a company car i mean we're we're fucking yeah fucking how long does it take to get one and i and i and um they're also a lot tighter these days what don't you kind of like own equity yeah yeah not kind of bro like definitely do it's fucking wild they're a lot tighter these days. Don't you kind of like own equity? Yeah, not kind of, bro. Like definitely do. It's fucking wild. They're a lot harder to get these days than they were. Yeah. Well, I mean, like I probably have for someone that doesn't have one.

I probably have one of the best cases for one. Like we travel all the time. I mean, and I also just I never put in my expenses, which I'm I mean, I keep saying I start doing it. So like if I'm not with Brynn, I just eat it. Like Brynn, like if we go out to eat, like if we're on the road or something, like she'll pay out of like pocket and then to start doing it. So like, if I'm not with Brynn, I just eat it. Like Brynn, like if we go out to eat, like if we're on the road or something, like she'll pay out of like pocket and then she'll expense it. Or yeah.

Like if, if, if it's just me and Brynn's not there, like Miami, I expense nothing. Uh, LA when she was there, I paid for everything.

I should have expensed all of like my meals there. There was, I told you there was that hotel that we stayed at when we went to LA where after our stay they charge us like the the scenery convenience fee it was like 163 dollars like on top like it was barstool paid for the hotel for the four days that we were there and then every night they charge you like 45.99 for like the location fee or whatever and i was just like yeah sure i'll just pay that and i'd never expensed it yeah i forgot that like our card was down at the latest miami trip so i'm like eating out of the mini bar i'm not ordering food i'm like oh wait a second because he's paying for that although college football weekends we don't pay for anything it's dave's there so he just runs everything but if i'm

on the road when there's not a company card around i'm definitely expensive yeah i mean like everybody else does we're just i'll just do it for you i will do it for you yeah i need somebody so easy to do that and like the the monthly uh phone like you. Yeah. I need somebody to do that. And like the, the monthly phone, like the stuff that's like consistent. That I feel like I just, I mean, I get that, you know,

take advantage of it and fucking get them to pay. But it's like, you need to eat whether you're, whether I was at home or in Miami, I'm going to pay to eat. Right. So I feel like, you know,

I shouldn't, but it's the perks. Yeah. Oh, you get X amount of money for this day. Use it. Right. No, I get it amount of money for this day? Use it. Right. No, I get it.

I'm just saying. 833-85-STOOL is the phone number. Kyle from New Jersey is on the line. What's up, Kyle? Yo, guys, what's happening? How are you? Kevin, I was watching the murder of Lacey Peterson last night. Free Scott!

Free Scott! Yo, there was no evidence at all. I will say this there's one thing that they left out the pliers either on his boat or his warehouse had her hair on it and they kind of just like glossed over that fact

I was like that's kind of weird that was suspect but honestly the rest of it like none of it none of it is concrete that guy was just not like getting rid of like the foreman at the end of the thing just because he was like, oh, we have to go over this again when a new chick just came in and said, obviously he's guilty. I know. At the very, very least, they should have got a mistrial.

That guy was just not likable, didn't have a good marriage, wanted to go with his new girlfriend, and people didn't like that fact. Unbelievable. Free Scott, man. And you know what else didn't help? At the very end, the people who formed the spa team, the Scott Peterson

appeal team, those people were such assholes that it made me want to be like, all right, leave him in jail. You're not helping

out the cause at all. We got Thomas from South Carolina. What's up, Tommy? It's okay. See, I'm in my personal hell down here. I'm originally from

New Jersey, big Mets fan, and surrounded by nothing but Braves fans. I want to kill myself at work. Yeah, that's not good. Things are not good right now, Tom. Jeff Wilpon is the scum of the earth. No, no, no.

He's worse than that. He is the worst sports figure in fucking history. I mean that. I'm not going to stretch, but history. I mean that. That's a stretch, but... I honestly mean it. You think of the stories of when the Brooklyn Dodgers just up and left, and what was it, Art Modell and the Dead of Night

moved the Browns and all these things. But at least those teams won. Yeah, he's on that level. What he did is absolutely unforgivable it should absolutely be criminal it should like rob manfred just step in and stop it now that we know more of the details and and uncle stevie has finally spoken which was great by the way did you hear it did you read a statement so good that that's subtle he was like they're trying to paint him as like the

fucking ridiculous that's why his quote was so funny he goes he, he was like, as a, as a minority owner, I look forward to a, uh, somebody coming in with a higher bid being like, yeah, no one's ever going to be this fucking big. Right. And it's coming up with 2.6 million,

a billion. You fucking asshole. I forget who had the report yesterday, but there was someone that was like, Cohen is going to have a very tough time, like buying another franchise. Andy Martino did that. And he is,

has exposed himself as the biggest Wilpon shill on the fucking planet. I thought he was a Yankee guy. I actually didn't know. I follow certain beat reporters. He was not one of them. But when I started to see that. Is he SNY? Perhaps. And that would maybe explain it that he basically works for the company

for the Wilpons. Every tweet response from the Twitter people that I follow are like, go fucking blow Jeff. You, you chill. If we're thinking of the same guy, this guy carries the Yankees water too.

Like big time. Like anytime that there's like, like I'll tweet something about like the Yankees cheating and stuff. Like he immediately just like, well, uh, we got this fucking like report here. Like,

nope, nope, nope. Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Like he's just all over immediately. I mean, I guess the problem now is that this is like report here. Like, nope, nope, nope. Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Like he's just all over immediately. I mean, I guess the problem now is that this is like a national story and there are

probably non Mets fans who are taking note and they don't quite know. Like, like when Dave is trolling and he's just like, what do you mean? Like they, they bought, they got cesspit. It's like,

there's probably other baseball fans out there doing that who now actually believe it when it's like, if you are paying any attention about any of the business doings of the willpon of the past two decades yeah you know that there is one guilty party here and it's jeff fucking willpon and i don't know what happened i don't know like fred fred fred knows what's up fred is getting old and fred was like we gotta sell the team man and then two months later jeff is fucking calling the shots and it doesn't make any goddamn sense. And the kicker, the whole, the fucking, the icing on the shit cake was Jeff Wilpon demanding continued use of the private jet,

which was the very fucking thing that the Wilpons balked at when A-Rod wanted to sign with the Mets. He was asking for too many perks like the jet. Fuck you, Jeff. Who in the world is going to buy this team if you don't go away? They're still looking to sell. They're going to

go to auction now with the fucking investment bank. Guess who works for them? Fucking Bradley Wilpon. It's all just one big Wilpon jerk-off fucking circle jerk. Who is going to buy this team if it sounds like Jeff Wilpon's not going to leave? That's a great question, Kevin.

Clem told me when he was buying a house that the previous owners were like, yeah, you got yourself a deal. Here's the problem, though. We got to stay for six more months. We can't move out. We need six more months. He's like, no. I just bought the house.

It's now mine. I get to live there. Get the fuck out why would steve cohen let jeff wilpon hang around right especially when jeff wilpon is a noted moron it's not like hey all right you know you're a great like you're a great baseball mind or institution and we'll let you like gracefully go out like senior roles right no you're a fucking buffoon you're regarded as one of the dumbest people in all of sports, and you want to hang around for longer than five.

Steve already agreed to five fucking years. Like he already did that. He was already like, all right, fine, idiot. I'll give you five fucking years, a half a decade. And that wasn't good enough. Who was going to buy it? For more than a higher billion dollars you fucking morons that's why his tweet is so funny i didn't even see the tweet

what do you say he legit said statement uh that is being tweeted and it was like uh i mean i'll read it verbatim is he eight percent owner something like something like that it was just so perfect it was kind of like the tom brady peyton Something like that. It was just so perfect. It was kind of like the Tom Brady, Peyton Manning tweet, where there was just so much pettiness in it that it was just perfect. 8%? As an 8% holder, I'm looking forward to a higher bid for the team. Oh, damn. Did you see this?

It's getting uglier. What? Breaking. It's getting uglier. The Wilpons and MLB are looking to salt the earth on Steve Cohen's future as a team owner. Yeah, so that was the other thing. He's going to have a real hard time buying another team. Fucking really?

Because the first team that needs the money, who does want to sell, is going to want to go to the guy who is literally richer than anyone else in the fucking sport. I would gladly sell my team to Steve. Steve Cohen is going to come in and be like, he's going to put the Mets on a national or whatever team he buys on like a national sports map, not just baseball. It's going to be like, if he has his way, it'll be like having another Yankees.

Like, I want to know what went, what went down. Why would the league so poorly that not only did this deal fall apart, but they're basically trying to say that he'll never even own another franchise if he wanted to. Because the Wilpons somehow have the front office of baseball in their fucking back pocket. When it was Bud Selig, I understood it. Bud Selig was 1,000 years old.

Him and Fred Wilpon were just boys. It'd be like if fucking me and you, if I was the commissioner and you were an owner and you sucked, I'd be like, whatever, the Rockets fine, you know? But he's fucking dead now and there's a whole new guy. There's a whole like perfect opportunity to be like, let's move on from this era

of clear mediocrity and incompetence. Let's do it with a guy who is going to like bring more publicity and fame and attention to the sport than anybody else. I mean, I can understand the idea. Like, do you think that baseball liked George Steinbrenner? I mean, they banned him.

So, but like, if they, like in that moment, yes, obviously. Did they like the storyline of it? Yeah. The Yankees and Steinbrenner being the way he was, is like one of the best things that's ever happened to them. Right, like in the sense that, you know, we talk about players being larger than life and how that's kind of faded. Like Steinbrenner wasn't a player,

but he was larger than life. Right. And I'm sure at times it was trouble. And yes, to the point that they had suspended or even banned him. But when he like finally did his thing and had his way, he created a modern day Ruth Gehrig and mantle. You know what I mean mean like it was the best

thing that's ever happened for them to to to lock a guy like that out of baseball that's the sort of shit i hate when they they change the rules pace of play we got to get younger it's it's major moves like that that will change your sport like steve cohen's a guy who finds a derrick jeter who creates a yankees dynasty that's what gets you an influx of new fans not tweaking the fucking rules and putting a stuff sharp pitch wall in the outfield at city yeah shit like that you make the whole experience and like he absolutely would have made flushing like the the whole scene that they've always wanted to it's just so fucking short-sighted and it's so baseball to just side with the mets it's like unfathomable that anybody would ever think that it wasn't the wilpons fault

did it ever come out why exactly the wilpons were even wanting to sell any like is it like a financial thing yeah i mean i think that so they're gonna have to have somebody come in they're still trying to sell a team well i know that but is it like a dire thing for them i mean i think it has been dire for a while they there's there's like talks of how they had to take out a loan every single year to cover operating so i understand it's not wanting to give up complete control or whatever but if you are somebody that wants to buy the mets and you just see what happened to steve cohen and you know that that's what the will ponds are going to do why the fuck would you even try?

So they're going to find somebody to quote-unquote buy it, and it's going to be just more like a cash infusion, and they get to still run the show. It's almost like what Penn is doing with Barstool, except if Dave was a fucking moron. Yeah. If you already had one of the best owners in baseball, and you wanted to just invest and be like, all right, you just keep doing your thing.

You're running a dynasty. No, it's letting a complete idiot pea brain continue to ruin your fucking new $2.6 billion purchase. Like Penn is investing in what Dave built himself. Right. Like they're just adding influx of money to what Dave has already been doing and has been doing you know, Stevie Cohen was just going to change the whole thing. What's up, Ran? Ran from Mississippi. Well, yeah, I just kind of answered my question. I was going to ask if that was right, what I've been hearing,

that they want to sell the team but actually keep control of it. Yes. So the original deal was we'll give you five years of like a grace period. And then he came back and was like, no, I want more time. I want to continue to get paid he asked for a raise and he wanted to continue to use like all the team's resources well then don't sell the fucking team you don't get to do all that stuff if you're selling the team hi i got another question for you to answer that one living in mississippi it's hard to keep up with the match too good a little better these days with Twitter

and everything, but what's a good podcast to listen to to keep up with good stuff? With the Mets? Yeah, you can listen to my podcast if you want to listen to the Mets. It's called We Gotta Believe. It's me and Clem. If you're interested in more just overall

all of baseball, you can do Starting Nine. If you're into the all of baseball, you can do starting nine. And if you're into the Red Sox, you can do section 10. I'm a Mets guy. Fuck the rest of them. Okay. Fuck the rest of them. So then you go listen to me and Clem. It's called We Gotta Believe.

All right. That sounds good, man. I appreciate it. Great show. Keep up the good work. Thank you, brother. We appreciate it. I love Ren.

Fred Wilpon owes in excess of $1.5 billion in sports-related debt. I mean, what the fuck is he doing? And that's where Mets fans are sitting here like, what is the point of having a commissioner? What is the point of having a league if you can get away with this shit? How did Frank McCourt lose his franchise in like two months? Frank McCourt, his franchise in like two months? Frank McCourt, there's a divorce. We don't know if the money's going to here or there,

so you're out. You got to sell your fucking Los Angeles franchise. But somehow the Mets continue to get away with it. It's fucking sickening. Deal falls apart. Your deal's falling apart. I genuinely feel bad for you. I feel like you're going to,

you're going to get your way here. You think so? I do. I do. I just think that movie will be back in Boston. Yes. Because they're coinciding. The world will make the joke of like,

ha ha, Kevin sucks for you. And meanwhile, and like, it's not, it's more you than Dave, but Dave will be happy to. So it's just like more of the same story.

And you're going to hear that. Like Tom Brady just signed like this massive contract for like 10 more years. That's what's exactly what's going to happen. And that is really what starts to make me get scared that i'm never gonna see this money because it's just it's just too many things working against me yeah the the i think the red socks pulled that deal off saw i think they were prepared for the backlash but not prepared for what the backlash ended up being saw a wiggle room a little way to get out of it, and are now leaning into that. Because if what you're telling me is true,

where they're asking for the twins to send more to the Dodgers. Very unreasonable. Just to break it down, here's what's happening right now. So the Red Sox send Mookie Betts and David Price to the Dodgers. The Dodgers send Alex Verdugo to the Red Sox. The twins get Kenta Maeda from the Dodgers send Alex Verdugo to the Red Sox the twins get uh Kenta Maeda from the uh the Dodgers and then the twins send uh Bruisedar uh Gratterall a 20 year old prospect to the Red Sox the Red Sox look at the medicals for Gratterall and they're like well this sucks we're not happy with that

so we want another top 10 prospect from the twins that was like legit like you can't just yes like his his physical yes he failed it or he it's not the physical it's the pre-existing medicals it's like the records that the twins have um so they looked at that and they were like do you think that would have like was that their first in like hey we're actually okay with these pre-existing but we're gonna say we're not because they're yeah okay yeah i mean like they i think that that was like their first like all right pause because we saw the backlash right they were supposed to announce the trade on thursday night it broke on wednesday night yep it was supposed to be announced on thursday night officially

and then friday there was supposed to be a press conference. And the Rockets sitting here on his podcast. Just saying. Just saying, Dallas. Dallas is like, no, no, it's not. What's funny is, and he was like, yeah, Mookie Betts is fine. It's like, yeah, man, I didn't say it was Mookie Betts. It might be someone else that has a little bit of an issue. I feel like. The Red Sox really, really, really care about that stuff, though.

I think this year you're going to see alex core on the bench and mookie bets in the outfit so i really alex core is still gonna get fucked for the houston stuff so i don't think he's coming back this year but i i think that there's a real chance that he comes back after he's suspended because if this investigation comes back in the red sox and all reports that they didn't find anything. If you're a Red Sox, like these fucking high and mighty Red Sox fans are like, he cheated. I don't want him back on my team. He's a cheater.

Fuck you. He cheated with the Astros. He didn't cheat with the Red Sox. Like if this 2018 investigation. He'll serve his time for Houston. Which is what? Maybe like a year or two. Like A.J. Hinch got a year. Yeah.

And like Alex Cora, if he didn't do anything with the 2018 team it's like all right a year maybe a year and a half whatever right like you bring alex cora back absolutely all the fucking players were devastated when cora was gone like players like bogart's endeavors like yeah we took huge steps forward because of cora and especially when uh i mean a young baseball manager you can have him around for like forever he He can be our Bobby Cox. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like not an old guy. You're not a player where the clock's ticking on you.

You can just fucking, if you, if you found your institution for multiple decades and you know what, right now it's like hysteria, all that shit will calm down. Yeah. Like right now it'll calm down even more. If this investigation comes out and they're like,

yeah, we didn't find anything on the 2018 Red Sox. They'll still get in trouble for like Houston. But if you didn't do anything with the Red Sox, why not bring them back? I'm looking at Twitter right now. And I guess when you're listening to us in the car, it says that the title is Feel Good Friday. And it was you losing your mind. So people are like, I love that my radio display says Feel Good Friday on CCK.

And Kevin just losing his fucking mind. Well, we did open up good. But it's incredible. It is so perfect for this show oh feel good friday here on cck no kevin just screaming fuck the well nothing to feel good about everybody feel good about man and nobody understands it everybody's just like oh well you know that sucks like no this has ruined my life got my hopes up sorry kevin i thought my kids were going to be able to watch the mets Everybody's just like, oh, well, you know, that sucks. Like, no, this has ruined my life. Got my hopes up. Sorry, Kevin.

I thought my kids were going to be able to watch the Mets. Now I have to go back. And meanwhile, by the way, like they didn't do shit this offseason. So like, you know, now I have to worry about that promo video is pretty cool. Fat boy slim over there. He is huge, man. I know we don't have very much time. RIP the fact that we should have another hour here. I'm going to say that every day, by the way.

Just really work it in. I wrote a blog about Texas Tech yesterday, which was very complimentary. And Texas Tech people are losing their minds. And I just don't understand what you – Based on that, what, Mahomes quote? Yeah, I wrote a very complimentary blog about how all they do there is party. And most of the current like people around my age texas tech fans are like this is so fucking accurate this is great and i've got all these

old texas tech fans in my mentions like actually offended by it what's saying that like we're more than a party school we're actually smart well i said nobody goes to class there and this lady is like if you would be actually be on campus you would know it's like oh no shit lady the school's been open since 1923 people are going to class really people are mad about my geography i'm like what do you people want? Everybody likes to be called a party school. Patrick Mahomes just puts you on the map. And by the way, they should be up there with Arizona State for party.

They love to party in Lubbock. People, just relax. I don't understand this. Being called a party school is great because there are plenty of schools where you can, there are like party schools that are like flat out bad schools, but there are like plenty of good schools that get the party reputation. And that just like raises everything.

You get more applicants, you get smarter people. Now I've got some ladies named Karen that are like, I don't want my son to go there because of this lazy article. I'm like, welcome to Barstool Sports, babe. We're up out of here. Have a good weekend. Chicks in the office are up next. We'll be back on Monday for another 25 second long radio show.

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