KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Giving Up (for Lent)

Episode Date: March 2, 2020

Everyone picks something to give up for Lent. Feitelberg picks peeing his pants. We to drop the L-bomb. Jared doesn't know how to use a hot tub. Everyone hates the Astros.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Yeah, man, how you doing? Yeah, welcome back. Welcome back to MetSpringTraining. Edwin Diaz still fucking sucks. Edwin Diaz just gave up three runs in the fucking fourth inning. Yeah, don't worry about it. It's Spring Training.

He's probably working on a new pitch. Yeah, like that's what I'm going to tell myself. Yeah. But fucking Ed. He's working on that little dipsy-do. Ed Luz Diaz back in the building. And, like, I'm not ready for baseball because the Steve Cohen thing fucked me up so much.

I like when the Steve Cohen thing first happened, I was like, I'm going to be like a baseball, like a zombie for the next five years. Like I'm just going to be like going through it, but like not really paying attention. And then that fell apart and it was like, all right,

I got to just get back to being a normal fan. And part of that now is realizing that like what I did in my brain, I just penciled in bounce back year for Edwin Diaz. Like it's just going to happen in my mind. And if it doesn't happen, I'm fucked. Can I counter? Yeah,

sure. Pedro Martinez used to have the worst spring. Yeah, I know. Like I'm not, I'm not going to put spring training numbers. Don't mean shit. The dudes that hit like nine home runs in fucking 16 games,

they end up getting released. But like, like if Jacob DeGrom goes out there and has a bad outing, I, Whoa, that was just, that was just a sewer bomb. released. I stink. If Jacob DeGrom goes out there and has a bad outing, I... Whoa! That was just a sewer bomb. That was just an unwarranted shock. John just came in...

Fights just popped his head in the studio and said, Karabas, you look skinny. Dude. I'd rather look skinny than fat. You look fat, Fidelberg. As he's dancing. He's really fucking spicy today, isn't he? Well, we have the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy guy in

and he said he thought about this outfit all week. He chose that one for that? And he put on an Inside Out sweatshirt and put on plaid pants. I mean, he's been talking about thinking about that outfit all week. I was like, wait, so you went with the Inside Out sweatshirt like specifically for him? Like if you wear that, fine, but to be like this is the outfit. Unless maybe he's just like low-key doing it for content

and he wants like, you know, Carson to be like, what the fuck is this? But I think he definitely is thinking that his inside out sweatshirt, plaid tweed pants are going to be like a hit with the queer after the straight guy vibe. I'm going to be honest. John has some pretty good fits and I'd see nothing wrong with that on a normal day. But for him to choose that fit. To be his like thing. To be his like reveal for for yeah that doesn't make sense to me no but he's convinced if we just had finesse mitchell

in and he came in in like a three-piece suit looking fresh and he was like fuck you wearing an inside out sweatshirt for so i don't know if that's as tommy walks by in a survivor shirt everyone's dressed like an asshole today everyone i've got've got my Miami pants on. I just want to go back to Miami so bad. I wasn't overly impressed with Miami. It was fine. Well, we didn't really. We don't do it. The night that we went to 11 was really the only night we did Miami.

It was more that the beach was just right there. I love the beach. We didn't go to the beach. Did you go to the beach? Yeah, every day. You went to the beach? Well, not to lay out. No, because of Snapchat.

Right, right. But then I would just hang out. And those motherfuckers with the bullhorns were ruining the beach every day anyway. I just like to look at it. I had a great time

the first night and then it was kind of downhill from there. Well, it's also different having your own hotel with a hot tub and all that. The night of the thunderstorm

was cool as shit. AKA the night you overflowed the fucking... Yeah, we don't need to talk about that. Actually, there's pictures. I forgot that I took a picture of myself in the hot tub and you can see the water

fucking about to go over. Let me see if I can find that. That's very funny. That's seriously to this day one of the stupidest things that a smart person has done. You're not smart. Well, he can't order room service. You can see the shit about to flow. The stupidest thing that a smart person has done. Yeah. That's smart. Well, he can't order room service. Well, you're not like a, you know, like a, yeah, I mean.

I mean, you can see the shit about to flow. That is. Let me see. For people who don't know the story. I'll text it to you. Caravis was in a hot tub, his personal hot tub in Miami. He thought that the faucet was a fountain that circulates water rather than putting new water in and he let it overflow for 45 minutes.

I just don't understand that. That thing is at max capacity. At one point you weren't like, you know what, looks like I'm about to drown in this thing. Probably should turn it off. The hot tub situation was kind of strange though. It's nice that they put new water in for you but then they have to drain it every day

and you have to call. I didn't get that whole thing. I can turn on a fucking tub by myself. It's nice that they put new water in for you, but then they have to drain it every day, and you have to call and have them... I didn't get that whole thing. It's like, I can turn on a fucking tub by myself. I really liked that whenever I came home, it was hot, it was bubbling, it was ready for me. I had a terrible time in the hot tub. It was overflowing,

and then I couldn't turn the goddamn fucking temperature down, and I was sweating bullets. I did one night in the hot tub where it was great. It was like temperature is great. Vibes were great. Mood was great. The rest downhill. The next time I was in a fucking,

it was like, thanks. I was Thanksgiving dinner. I was just fucking boiling away. I was sweating. I was like, this is horrible. My,

my, my jets didn't work. I was like, I'm not even getting like a massage out of this. Like, what am I doing this for? No one can see me sitting in here. Like I'm not, I don't even look cool. I didn't get work. I was like, I'm not even getting a massage out of this. What am I doing this for? You're sitting in a pool of your own sweat. No one can see me sitting in here. I don't even look cool.

I didn't get it. I finally looked at the shared album from Nick yesterday. Did you see what I tagged you on Instagram? I didn't even want to hear it. It's not hearing. I don't want to look back to myself. It's not hearing. It's the visual.

Because obviously, I came up and crashed you guys recording the podcast. Because I was trying to see when we were going out to dinner but if you don't know that it looks as though the two of you are in the hot tub and i'm just on the couch and so like nick has this view where it's like you and john which by the way the amount of people that dm'd me concerned about the wires being in the water yeah we almost electrocuted ourselves oh like so many people but then when it pans and it's just me like on the back of that couch, like trying to talk, it's the saddest scene ever. And there were no girls allowed. No.

Well, that's what John was like the fan on the street for TRL. Yeah, that was what I was. You guys were Carson Daly. Just hold me. We had like a one person audience. Yeah. Yeah. But I just came up just to answer like one question and then left.

But the video itself doesn't look as the woman haters club over here. Not allowed in our hot tub. And then I guess on that episode, you guys were talking about how you were peeing in the hot tub because I got a lot of DMs about that too. Yeah, big time. So I'm glad I wasn't in it then. I don't do that. I think I peed at the end. Farnelberg peed like immediately. He's an actual animal.

Oh, we just had a moment on KFC Radio. I don't know what happened to Fights. He used to be very much, we both kind of had like a policy. Like, I don't uh like poop jokes and talking about bathroom stuff like especially a lot of always came up with like with my girlfriend she said this or my girl i was dating did that and we were always like no no no we don't do that i don't know what's happened but in the past like five six weeks all fidelberg i was talking about

shitting and stuff because he got sick and his latest. No, no, I don't want, honestly, I don't want to hear it. No, I really don't. No, no, no, no. I really don't. Because he specifically said, I wish Casey was here to call me, quote, a goddamn animal. Well, can he tell me then? Because I don't want to hear it from you

because I don't want to start equating you with these types of things. Get him in here. I mean, I would rather hear it from him because I already think that he's so disgusting and gross. I don't want to think they are disgusting.

He's got some home run trots down the hallway. He's got some sweet home run tr gross. I don't want to think they were disgusting. He's got a sweet home run trot. I hope his knees are alright. Remember he used to be running around with a torn MCL. You don't need to run to get the guests. He always hustles though. He said, I get off on Casey calling me a goddamn animal. He wants to be as gross as possible.

Yeah, well that's probably why he's continuing to be as gross as possible because there will be times where we're just sitting watching a game at a bar. And he'll say something. I'm like, you're fucking gross. Well, you're one of the guys now. So this is what happens. No, that's okay.

You know? But I can still think he's gross. Right. But you know what? It's like, you know, when he tells me these things, I guess I call him a goddamn animal, too. Yeah, because he is. He's an actual animal. Yeah.

It's not as, like, I mean. An actual animal. I had somebody tweet at me the other day. It was like, stop pretending like you're actually shocked That John is gross Like the schtick is old Look at this idiot He just comes in walking on his tiptoes

With his hair flopping as he grabs a piece of candy He's one of my closest friends And he never ceases to amaze me I hear that you enjoy She started calling you a goddamn animal And I was like oh boy you gotta hear what he just recorded But then I didn't want Kevin to tell me the story She wants to hear it from your fat mouth I don't want Kevin to tell me the story because I don't want to hear from your fat mouth

I don't want to think Kevin is disgusting as he takes a bite of a sandwich what I told the people I don't know what happened the past like five or six weeks but we went from one extreme of like we don't talk about poop to the other I don't want to talk about the latest John go ahead and tell him

I don't want to talk about it tell him what you what can you the problem you have now is. What are you eating right now? He hasn't even told the story yet and I'm disgusted by it. What are you eating? This is what he was doing. He made himself laugh like this talking about his new disgusting problem.

And it's not new. It's not a new one. He's just admitting it for the first time. Tell the people what happened. I pee my pants when I poop. Wait, what? I pee my pants when I poop. What does that mean? Here's the deal, dude.

Here's the deal. Break it down, bro. Break it down, bro. I don't want to know. Can I be excused? Can I be excused? My eyes are watering. She was the Lane Kiffin guest. You don't think you shake. Oh my god. What Kiffin gift. You don't think to shake. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you?

You don't think to shake your penis. Because after you pee, you pee, right? You can't help but pee. When you shit, you pee, no doubt. Yes, we all know that. It just happens. Anyway. So you don't think to shake.

So it's still just a bunch of stuff in your pee. And when I stand up it falls out can I please leave this radio show listen to this quote he said on KC Radio my penis turns into a vagina when I pee

the pee falls out of it direct fucking quote you are disgusting I hate you listen to this your pants are around your ankles direct fucking quote are disgusting so now i'm gonna bite you so just okay rocket listen to this think about your pants like around your ankle yeah and he stands up and it just falls like into his box how how gravity bitch i mean you just pee well the thing probably and what we learned here is that he definitely has some sort of prostate

issue he doesn't he doesn't there's a word like't he doesn't you don't void all the way or something there's a term for that i would like it on record that if you actually have something wrong with you i'll take back that you're disgusting no that's no the reason he has something wrong with him is because he's disgusting okay yeah no you just like stand up immediately when you're done yeah like crawl first well that's the thing is like he's saying like you should be done getting everything out so what what i think happens here is we having a regular stream rocket like we push it all out right vitalberg finishes and there's just some left in like the chamber it's like it's how i imagine vaginas work where it's like i don't know i think a girl's like wiggle it out they haven't seen like girls run in the bathroom we get the cum out? I figure that's how you get the last drop of pee out.

Get the cum out. Just no. No. Zod's going bananas. I love making Zod happy. I love making Zod happy. What makes you happier? Him happier or me disgusted?

Oh, boy. Good question. I mean, what you're lucky is that they're usually one in the same. You get Casey cringing, Zod's going to be laughing behind the glass there. We got a call from Ben. He says you're trash. What's up, Ben? What's up with my brother?

Vitalberg has finally achieved it. He is first class Fall River trash. Fall River trash. The prophecy's complete. You are River trash, man. You've got a long time coming. All 31 years. The prophecy is complete. You are river trash, man. A long time coming. The thing is, you've always been trash.

It's just that we know it now. You've been peeing in your boxes when you poop forever. Now I just know it. It's not every time. It's just a lot of times. But was it happening when you were like 15? Or is this like an older problem? I don't know.

I just started noticing it now. It definitely is. definitely we're talking about the prostate issue yeah definitely definitely your stream is so weak never i've never had that you've never peed a little bit come on dude i mean like we're all adults here not enough to be like i piss my news oh yeah no i've never pissed my pants i'm gonna die suck a dick you are fucking spicy there today. There's something off with you. Yeah, what's going on today? My shirt's on Inside Out.

And this was the decision for Queer Eye Carson was the Inside Out sweatshirt. I like it. I think it was cool. Are you expecting? Were you doing this because he's going to be like, whoa, what is that? No, I just. You think he's going to like it? Honestly, I have a stain on the inside.

What's wrong with you? I got a chocolate stain on my shirt. So you woke up this morning like, I'm going to wear this self-doubt sweatshirt, saw it had a stain, rather than picking a new one, just flipped it inside out. Inside out.

I mean, you are absolutely regressing as a human. Yeah. And it's scary because you didn't achieve much to begin with you're working backwards but you're starting back in high school it was like I wore a suit and tied it with a squirrel since then it's just kind of been

it's incredible you didn't get the stain on it at work it was at home the most incredible part about this you stained it at your apartment. Last time I wore it. So like in order to turn it. Last time you wore it because he hasn't watched it.

Yeah. So in order to like turn it inside out, like you could have, you had to take it off, which means you could have just put a new shirt on. Yes, definitely. I was in Gaz's room. I don't have a mirror in my room. Gotta go to my roommate's room to use his mirror and turn on the light because i don't have control of my own light switch what do you do if gaz is home don't look in the mirror that day

it's actually a little bit scary when you think that gaz is more put together than you and gaz no the whole thing is still weird the gaz just made millions of dollars and he's still living with feidelberg who doesn't have a fucking mirror in his bedroom and control his light switch that still is my favorite thing, that if someone in the living room decides, like, I'm going to turn on or off the light, Fidelberg's at their mercy. Just like, okay, I guess I'm going to be in the dark too. Does not have a light switch.

It's really more the light that bothers me. I'm usually in the dark. Yeah, right. You are a despicable, despicable human. I mean, that video that Vibs did with Donnie, all the people living under the street. You're a mole person. You're basically a mole person.

You are a mole person. A little bit better dressed. That's crazy. That's so gross. Where does it end, though? I don't know. It's come up. I don't even know.

I mean, I don't even know I was talking about Miami somehow we were talking about the video that I put up on Instagram yesterday it was peeing in the hot tub I peed in that hot tub right away zero consideration for me

I held my pee into the hot tub I was getting changed in the bathroom I was like oh in the bathroom. I was like, oh, I could pee. Wait till we get to the tub. What? KZ is just horrified. This is the thing.

Like I said, people are like, I'm done with the shtick of you being surprised. I'm like, no, I actually am very surprised. And I spend more time with him than I'm grossed out by you. Well, I spend a lot of time with you and you never seem to amaze me you know when you hear like the corny couple or it's like he just it's we're 20 years in and he still surprises me every day that's me and john except it's with no well yeah but it seems to be like them too but we'll be on the podcast and we're on episode like i don't know 1700 by now and he tells me something and i'm like for real that i didn't how do i not know that one yet sitting on that one since 2012 that's why i say my entire

existence is just i just happened his brain enough like he like he has all these things that are suppressed i think because they're all they're all psychologically scarring yeah and he keeps him locked away and i'm the one who has to just kind of draw it out of him. He does it well. Yeah, I don't even know how. It's not like I sit there and I'm like, all right, I'm going to say this, and then he's going to say that. It's just the way we conversate brings out all the demons. He is a fascinating topic. I mean, the past six weeks, I said, you're so lucky your girlfriend doesn't listen to the show, because it's been nothing but you not being able to control your bowel movement.

It's exclusively you going to the bathroom, one way or the other, in your pants. In your pants. Most people pee in their pants when, if you have that problem. I don't pee in my pants, I pee into my pants. You pee on, yeah, you pee into your pants. It's like, did you pee in the pool or did you pee into the pool? You stand on the edge of it and pee into the water. You pee, the dick is outside of the pants. The dick is outside of the pants. It's like, did you pee in the pool or did you pee into the pool? Like, you stand on the edge of it and pee into the water? You pee, the dick, like, the dick is

outside of the pants. The dick is outside the pants, yeah, for sure. I'm right near a toilet, in fact. That's true. I can't, we should just have this conversation with Carson, the queer eye guy. So, what do you think about peeing your pants? God damn. He would get up and leave, right?

Are you going to tell him about why your shirt is inside out? See if he inquires. I think he's going to be like, this is a unique take on sweatshirts. That's what I think you think is going to happen. I think so too. I think you're expecting a good review.

I do too. I knew the inside of this was a cool texture. I was like, what does this look like inside out? I just flipped it inside out. Turn around. How bad is the tag? There is a tag.

What am I, an idiot? Well, yes. What do you think you're going to be like when you're an old man at an old man people's house? He'll be dead. For sure. I think it'll get there. No, I don't think so. I think that will get there as punishment.

Yeah. Like, I don't want to get there. I mean, if you're just like shitting and pissing in your pants now, it's not super regular. It just, it'll happen occasionally when it happens,

I talk about it. It's not like I'm just fucking pissing my pants right now. I mean, it's the fact that you have no shame about it. So I think like once you get to a point where you literally cannot control it.

It's actually not. Peeing your pants is cool. Peeing your pants is funny. I saw Zod back there. It's funny. Beanie pants is funny. It's not. It's actually not. Beanie pants is cool. Beanie pants is funny. I saw Zoback. It's funny for other people to do it. It is hysterical that Feidelberg pees his pants. I'm very happy it's not me. God help that nurse.

But also, I don't even notice because I put my pants on. Don't worry. You got some support from a guy from Cleveland. Chad, you got support for Feidelberg? Yeah, I do this sometimes when I'm really tired and wake up and poop myself. Well, hang on, Chad. Pull my pants up and piss is just in my shorts.

Okay, well, I guess it's kind of good. No, no, so you poop in the toilet. Yeah, but I don't shake my penis after and I just pull my pants up and then there's piss in there. This is not good for you, bud. This is a fake call, isn't it? I mean, this sounds like man.

This is just me in the corner. This is a fake call. That was not real. I don't think there are many people who do this, John. No. I don't think it's... I think you're on an island on this one. Whatever, man. I always wanted to be on an island. Whatever, man. You haven't just... What do you want me to do? I'll tell you what I want you to do. I want you to be out of the island. Whatever, man. You haven't just...

What do you want me to do? I'll tell you what I want you to do. I want you to get all the pee, all the poop, into a toilet. That's the goal for the fucking... Some things are out of my control. You know what? For Lent, for the next 40 days, you get all of your excrement into the plumbing.

Into the toilet. Into the plumbing. Okay? Can we do that? Can't make that promise. I mean, I can we do that can't make that promise i mean you i'll try i can't make that promise he's not gonna try i do try every time it's a rare thing all right it's not a fucking try sometimes i do a little pp in my pants into my pants are you on drugs today no i'm not drugs today today

you heard me say today. Oh, boy. We got more callers. Fights, you got a serious issue, says Mike. What's up, Mike? It's a prostate thing, I know. Hey, what's up, guys? No, this is a legit thing.

So within the last couple months, I've noticed that, you know, when I take poop, I go to stand up and little driblets of pee come out. Yeah. And, you know, you think when you poop, like F like I said, you automatically pee.

So hold on. And automatically you pee as it comes out. So I've been trying to do more recently is make more of a concerted effort to pee once I'm done pooping. But still, when I stand up, little driblets of pee come out. I just, I mean, it's definitely a significant issue. It's definitely something positive. Honestly, Mike, I thought you were going to be like a doctor or something. You're just a guy who does the same fucking thing. Yeah, I mean, it's definitely a significant issue. It's definitely something positive. Honestly, Mike, I thought you were going to be like a doctor

or something. You're just a guy who does the same fucking thing. You're just another piece of shit. Mike, the guy from Cleveland, I forget his name, but Mike's describing it spot on. That's exactly how it goes down. And here's the thing, too. You can try and remind yourself, I gotta remember to shake every time. You're not gonna, because our

memories are fried. I've gone into, I had some sunburned lips from pond hockey, and they were real chapped up. God, you are just disgusting. So I've been getting ChapStick, and I've walked into like five different convenience stores being like, got to get some ChapStick in here. I just walk out with a bag of Sour Patch Kids.

That's it. It's like when you check your phone you forget to check the time yeah and you put it back in your pocket yeah that's that's how shaking your penises nailed it yeah totally followed that that all sounded perfect ryan from michigan checking the time what do you got on this bag of shit what's up r, man. How's it going? What's up, Ryan? You know. Yeah, he's a train wreck. So it's definitely his prostate that's causing an outflow issue. It's backing up his urethra.

But, oh, yeah, for sure. So he's got super swollen prostate. But the other thing I was going to say is, you ever take a shit and then squeeze out a little bit of jizz in the toilet after it's sped up? Jesus Christ on the cross. On Ash Wednesday, nonetheless. It is Ash Wednesday. Fucking Christ.

And right on cue. Right on cue, John from Columbia. The fucking, the tagline says my buddy comes when he poops. How about this is getting deplorable. John, what's wrong with you? That guy, I was like, wait, is that a thing? Like, I didn't get the joke at first. No, he was like, he came out.

I was like, wait, did that possibly happen? John, go ahead, tell us. Well, I don't think he comes from his butt. I got a buddy that says, like, if he hasn't had sex in, like, a week or so, he takes, like, a hard shit, and he, like, comes, like a week or so, he takes like a hard shit and he like cums, like pre-cum out of his dick.

The producers behind the glass are jumping up and down with excitement over this ridiculousness. Yo, that is a medical... That's like a... You got a weird fetish or something. You start cumming when you poop? That's a fact.

Don't like if you have to give like a semen sample, don't they like put your, their fingers up? Yeah. Listen, prostate stimulation is not, is not too crazy, but I,

I, I don't think that happens when you just like take shit. Yeah. But like there's something up your butt. Yeah. I, yeah, I know I'm with Jared here.

Yeah. I feel like that's not crazy. It's never happened. It's never happened to me. It hasn't happened to you? No, but it would make sense. Women cum during childbirth? Yeah. You can have an orgasmic birth for sure.

I mean, they shit when they cum. They shit and cum. But they don't cum. They don't cum, yeah. I don't think they cum. I think you made that one up. I know an orgasmic birth is a thing. I've heard about it on TV.

I have so many questions, but I don't know if I want to do it. Casey. I think I might quit today. Do they get the coming feeling? Do they get the feeling too when you drop a deuce? Because that would be phenomenal. I bet for sure. This is the day that I quit this video show.

This is the day I quit. I got to take responsibility for this one. I let it get away from me. I let this one get away from me. I don't know how it happened. I'm gonna relieve myself into my pants. I lost the locker room. We gotta have a closed door meeting.

We gotta regroup. What we're gonna do now, we're gonna all give up something for Lent. Let's get on track and be respectable humans after that despicable play. You have to give something up, Casey. I'm not Catholic. It doesn't matter. You have to.

In solidarity? No, Jesus wants you to. We actually had this conversation in the office earlier today. Jesus walked into the desert, 40 days, didn't eat. You've got to do something. Yeah, but that's like a human religion institution making you do something that's not in the Bible. I'm agnostic.

What are you giving up for Lent? You don't fucking know. What are you giving up for Lent? Am I giving up for Lent? How long do I have to give up for? 40 days, bro. 40. Sex.

That's an easy one. I've been giving that shit up for fucking years, brother. That's actually a movie. Is it a Josh Hartnett movie? Yeah, 40 Days and 40 Nights. And then he wants to fuck a light socket by the end of it. I mean, I can still jerk off, right? That movie is fucking wild.

That movie is very problematic. He just gets raped. She locks him down on the bed, hops on top of him, and rapes him. It's problematic, for sure. That would not fly today. Can you imagine if the roles were reversed? If there was a woman in that situation? No way. Not allowed. Not a chance. Can you imagine if the roles were reversed? Yeah. There was a woman in that situation. No way.

Not allowed. Not a chance. What are you giving up for Lent? Um, what am I giving up for Lent? What should I get? I think other people should decide what you get for Lent. I do.

I understand why Catholics do it because I think that it's very, like it's important. Like you're sacrificing or whatever, which is why you're supposed to give up something very hard. Not eating meat on Fridays is more what I don't understand, but I'm not Catholic. So I don't have to understand it i don't think anybody understands that one that one like i understand giving up i would almost guarantee that's rooted in something like very real world like the fucking they like wanted to sell more fucking bread or some shit

i'll tell you what you're not allowed to meat, so you gotta go eat the fish. You gotta go eat the bread. The butcher needs a day off, so there's no meat on Fridays. A guarantee that was made up way past Jesus. Catholic high school, no matter how many years I went to school, whether it was my freshman year or my senior year, every Friday during Lent

pissed me off. Deering. I didn't say Deering. I know, but yesterday I noticed there's always Deering. I know, I know. But like yesterday I noticed like there's always like a pause. Yeah. Oh, she has to think of it. But she kept it now. Yeah, you missed my whole thing last week. You missed my whole spiel about why I'm doing that.

Yeah. She's one off the fucking planet. Yeah, because I hate both of you so much and the joy that you get from being able to say Deering. She's changing the way she talks. So that you guys don't get joy. I think she's telling herself it's because we get joy out of it. Yeah, because every time I say it, it doesn't matter what we're talking about. Deering. She's changing the way she talks. So that you guys don't get joy. I think she's telling herself it's because we get joy out of it. Yeah, because every time I say it, it doesn't matter what we're talking about. Derek!

You guys get so excited about it, and I don't want to give you guys joy. So I was, Spikes up last week. I was interviewing, I think it was Chris Paddock. And he said him. Starting pitcher for. That rookie, that fucking single A bum. Starting pitcher for the Padres, and he said insurance. Insurance. Yeah, he said insurance. Insurance?

Yeah, he said insurance. And I said, oh, you must be from Texas. And he was like, yeah, why? And I was like, say during. And he was like, did he say during? During? And I was like, yep. Yep, you are.

But I'm fixing it now. And then he made like a, we had like an argument over like how to actually say like insurance. And he was like, well, you insure something. True. Yeah. So, I mean, it's insurance. There's an argument well, you insure something. There's an argument to be made, but it's just insurance.

That's why I don't want to give you any reason to be able to call me stupid, which you'll have every day because I am stupid. If I can fix the word just to give you less ammo, I'm going to. I would rather spite you than... She has this pause. You can see it's just a half a

second and her brain works extra hard. She's like, during. You should see it when I'm drinking because I'm really working on it outside of this office too. That's when I get my real practice in. At the bar, when I'm doing it, I'm like, okay. I have to slow my whole brain down to remember to say during, not

during. But I'm working on it. My example that I use, and I know it's different saying a word, but it's like when I was growing up my whole brain down to remember to say during not dearing but i'm working on it but my my example that i use and i know it's different saying a word that whatever but it's like when i was growing up a and m was always we and my and us and then when i got into network tv because they're all so strict you can't say that so i had to teach myself to not talk about a and m that way do it with doing it with during doing it with dear no i said? Yeah, you did. You're getting it correct. We got Tom from Dallas who can explain the no meat for us. What's up with that?

So, you know, forever ago, the fishing industry in Italy was struggling, so they made a massive donation to the Vatican. Done. And there you go, no meat on Friday. You got to eat the fish. And also, when I pee, I don't always finish up and I dribble in the pants, but I'm 48 years old. So I have an excuse.

Well, John is, you know, 31 going on like 61. So also going on like two. Yeah, right. He's a, he's between a fat drunk baby and a really old person. He's just disgusting. Right at 31. Um, that makes sense about the meat. Yeah.

No, it doesn't make sense. Like why you still have to follow that, but it makes sense why it was there. One time as a family, we forgot what was going on. We had a big, fat filet mignon dinner, probably like six or seven steaks, and a tree fell through our house. And my mom was like, never again. We're not doing it. Are you serious? She's six to it every week, every year.

And I'm just like, I'll risk the tree. I'll risk the house. What are you giving up for Lent? You don't know yet? I will give up something for Lent in solidarity for you. I'm not Catholic. I don't necessarily follow those types of rules, but I will do it with you. I should.

Let's hit a break. I'll think about it. When I come back from the break, I'll have something I'm giving up for Lent. But is it bad if I'm not Catholic and I'm doing it just to do it with you? Or is that going to spite me? Everybody should do it. It's a good thing to do. It is good. Yeah.

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And also in this genre, watch out for a guy named Bunji Garland. Say it again? I've seen that before. Bunji Garland. Okay. Bunji Garland. They do some good stuff for the Soka. This makes me want to be on a beach right now.

I know. See? Back to Miami, baby. Soka should make me become a different human. Yes. It's like carnival is a beach right now. I know. That's the thing. Back to Miami, baby. So much music makes me become like a different human. Yes. It's like carnival is going on right now. Yeah. Carnival like starting up right around like, I feel like April is when it really starts

cooking. And then I go from my team indoors to like team outdoors when I hear music like that. So Trent and I were talking about this today because Hubs has cannolis on his desk, which I was wildly underrated dessert. Also, just why does he have cannolis just sitting on his desk? Like, that's just I dessert. Also just why does he have cannoli? She's sitting on his desk. Like, that's just, I'm not okay with that. Why not?

Why? Well, cause Trent was like, Trent said, he was like, this is now the time of year where you start having to think about when you're going to be wearing less clothing hubs though. Well, no, but so Trent was like, so how long do I have until I have to start wearing t-shirts again? And I said, I don't know with guys. I mean, obviously girls are going to be a little bit different, but I think April, right? Is that?

No, it's fucking cold in April. It can definitely still be cold, but it's been super mild. It is going to be very cold this weekend. Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, when like for you, like when you're like, all right, I need to start being in a little bit better shape. It doesn't happen to me anymore. I just pack it in. Yeah, just like whatever. Well, no, you've talked about how

t-shirts are different. Oh, yeah, I just, but I'm not going to fix it. I'm just going to be like, this sucks. Those things that like suck in your gut and just like wear it like around your waist. Oh, he wasn't here for Spanx. Spanx. You guys started wearing male Spanx, man. What do you think about if guys wear Spanx? Fuck yeah. Is that, is that, wait, what is that for? Well, my buddy wears one that's like a pair of boxer shorts that

then also results in like video games. The boxer doesn't make sense. I would wear one for my stomach. Like if I'm like fucking like eating everything in sight, like I'll get fat and just suck it in. I said I don for my stomach. Like, if I'm, like, fucking, like, eating everything in sight, like, I'll get fat. Just suck it in. I said I don't think it's, like, if guys want to wear it, they should. If girls can wear it, guys should be able to wear it. Yeah, I'd wear one of those fucking things. Because girls usually wear it for if they want to wear, like, a tight dress or something.

So if guys want to wear it to look better in a t-shirt, then. I'm not doing the boxers. The boxers doesn't make sense. Compression shirts? Sure. What the fuck do you mean? I don't know. Compression boxers?

Yeah, my dick's too big, dude. I don't know why he does it. Also, like, he wants, is his ass too big or something? Nah, he doesn't have, like, fat ass. I don't know. I don't know if fat asses are in right now, though. I wish that there was, like, a push-up bra for an ass. There are.

What is it? What do you mean? What's it called? I don't know what it's called. I don't have one, but my girlfriends that don't have any ass at all, and they don't necessarily care, but they want to have one in a dress for pictures or whatever it's just like a little like cup right underneath their butt cheeks but you can't but you can't wear that in like yoga pants or skinny jeans you probably couldn't wear it you probably couldn't wear it in skinny jeans so you'd probably

be able to tell i think it's just for under dresses you self-conscious about your ass no i just was it's one of those things where it's like If you can address it Then you address it I'm a fan of addressing everything You can possibly address Anything you can throw money at and fix Why not?

I bet you they have stuff like that for guys For suits and stuff, right? Guaranteed I see no problem with it What was the opinion after that episode came out um it was it was pretty heavy no pretty heavy like guys shouldn't wear it well that's just wrong if girls can do it guys should be able to do it too it should be but as we know but the question well yeah and that goes both ways but the question i guess was if i went home with somebody i like take their spanks off you would not like that

so it depends on you know where you're at in life. Yeah. But to me, it's kind of like if you're with somebody, then you're not going to need to worry about wearing the Spanx. Right. You know what I mean? Well, and I think it does have to do with. Girls are doing it for pictures.

For sure. I don't know. It's like, whatever, man. Well, why is your friend wearing it then? I mean, he's like a chick. Right. So he's wanting to just look better in his clothes, not necessarily when he's like hooking up with somebody.

Right. He's just, he's just a chick. It would be very strange for me to peel off somebody's Spanx. I mean, it seems impossible. I feel like you need a pair of scissors. I've got to cut you off. No, no, no. I mean, it's like whenever you take off a girl's yoga pants.

It would be like, I mean, yeah, you have to roll them off. Yeah, it's not easy. It's not easy. 833-85-STOOLS, the phone number. We're talking all sorts of nonsense today. It's a wild one. Dominican Dylan's here to save us. What's up, Dylan?

Listen, with that Ash Wednesday thing, like I got boys like every year in school, they come with it on their head and all that. And I'm like, bro, why you got that on? Oh, no, no. It's just religion. It's just because of that. I've always done it. I'm like, nah, bro, get out of it. It's all for show. It's totally for show. Ash Wednesday is the most attention seeking thing in maybe all of religion. It's crazy how many people are not, who don't go regularly, think they have to go get the ashes.

If you're a Christmas and Easter guy, what do you do when getting ashes too? Yeah, for the people who actually are going to be fully leaning into it For every one Tony Reale, there's a billion fake ones. What a drop. Tony is the king

of the ashes. Yeah, he loves it. He wrote an article about it. He believes in it. He means it. Which is okay. It suits him loves it. But he wrote an article about it. He believes in it. He means it. Which is okay. He supports it well. It suits him well. The rest of us just look like fucking idiots. Idiots.

Morons. And then they do the drive-thru. What's the drive-thru? Churches have a fucking, you can drive up, go. No. People don't even go into church anymore. They have drive-thrus? You can get it on the fucking ferry.

The Staten Island Ferry. The Hoboken Ferry. There's churches. What's the point? The chick just stands outside with the ashes to get it on your fucking forehead. That makes no sense. None.

None. That whole shit is crazy. It's insane what these people be doing. I know I got one boy too that he did it. He was like, he was into some girl and she was like, oh yeah, I'm like, I'm like, can I go to church? She like goes to church into some girl and she was like oh yeah i'm like uh i'm like i go to she like goes to church and everything he's like oh yeah yeah me too

and this bull's been doing that now for like a year two years and shit acting like he's religious and shit i mean it's crazy if you do it fine if you don't and then all of a sudden you just like think you have to or you want to walk around with it, get lost. I'm all set on that one. Also, I remember I heard yesterday after I got off the phone, you want a little update on the check. Yeah, we do. Yeah, that shit is

going good. I thought you were about to say, yeah, that shit is doing good. It's still going. If it's still going, that means it's going. Yeah. It was a little rough patch when I went down with my pops in Miami and shit. Miami will

do it to you. Miami's a problem. When I'm back home in New York in January and February, yeah, I love you. Let's hang out. Let's snuggle. It is kind of convenient when guys start doing that around this time of year. Once those months get hot in the summer, I don't know.

I think for a reason, bro. I forget if we asked you this, Dylan. Do you guys say I love you? No, no, no, no. We ain't dropping L-bombs. Oh, hell yeah. You got to hold out as long as you can on that shit. That's currency, man.

That's a gun in the bullet. Once you drop the L-bomb, that's when everything changes. Bro, I don't think I dropped an L-bomb on my ex-wife until we probably got married. Oh my god. Hell yeah, stay strong. The fact that you just said an L-bomb is currency is so fucked up.

It's so true. No L-bombs 2020. It's because you girls react crazy to that shit that's what do you mean it's like a binding contract as soon as you say it it's like oh my god like we're the ring is shit it's definitely not girls you say that shit and you and girls have a certain expectation though casey you're a different type of breed you're like a cool ass chick these girls didn't like you out here, though. These young bros, they like that no more. I will say,

if you're super young and you're dropping L-bombs, then yes, it's going to be taken a little bit differently, but I don't think that an L-bomb is binding for marriage by any stretch of the word. Not binding for marriage, I didn't say that, but it's... Girls are going to have a way different expectation when you say it. They're talking to their

friends all of a sudden, like, oh, look, it's your future. Nah, like, they got to understand, most guys you say it they're like they they're talking to their friends all of a sudden like oh look at your future right nah like they gotta understand most guys just say it just to like get in bed most guys say it out of there's like there's the levels of like we're exclusive like i'm not seeing anybody else and then like defining the actual relationship with terms and then l-bombs yeah for sure Those are three chips you can trade in. I'm not going to fuck anybody else again. Alright, we're actually officially boyfriend and girlfriend. You can tell your parents that we're dating. Okay, and also I love you.

Those are the levels that you can... And then also engagement too. No, I feel like... L-bombs are white flags. I'm just like, alright, you win. Fuck, you've broken me. I give up. Surrendering? alright, you win. Fuck, you've broken me. I give up. Surrendering? Pretty much.

War of attrition. People that have rules of how fast or slow you should be able to say it, I don't get that either. If you love somebody, you love somebody. The girl that I dated for three years, I said it the second time that we hung out. I'm not saying that you should just drop it.

If you know you love somebody. But the problem, and this is where guys get in trouble. And this is where guys get painted as fuckboys. And I understand why. But it's like one night you think you do. And then the next night you don't. Hey, Kevin, guess what? Girls can do the same thing though.

Girls can do the same thing. But I think if it happened, I wouldn't be as shocked as girls seem to be. I don't think girls understand that it's not like we're lying. It's not like I'm like, all right, I'm just going to say I love you. But you might not, but there are people that would do that. Yes, yes. But I'm not talking about full-blown deceit. I'm talking about in the moment, things have been going well.

That maybe night or whatever is particularly great. And in that moment, you're like, I fucking love you. Yeah, I love you. I do. And then like the next day, it's a different setting. You're back at work, the light of day. You start thinking about like other people. You start thinking about your job, your future, other things that may matter.

That's fine. And you're like, ooh, wait a minute. I think I went a little too far with that. And then get painted as like it's i didn't do it on purpose i really or or what really happens to is is that when you sleep with them and then things change and it's like i really felt that way before but now i feel this way after yeah and it's like i'm sorry but it is just i have such a weird history i have a weird history with the l-bomb i would say the last the last two girls that i said it to i didn't even actually end up dating see that would probably would mean to me that maybe you're saying a little early no it's not even that or maybe too late yeah like it's

it's like a fuck like i didn't appreciate it at first and it's like oh she's pulling away l-bomb then she's like fuck you dude see you later but like then the other one yeah i mean i don't know i just don't have a good success rate with it which is why i don't like i don't bring it up very out yeah yeah yeah like i i remember it does definitely complicate things if you're not for sure but it also complicates things if you don't like i dated a girl for a year and a half the whole fucking thing and her friends were like are you ever gonna like say it like it's awkward now and i'm like no that's weird because i don't getting involved with it that's fucked up yeah because it's like again if you want to say it like second date and you want to say it like two years in it's about how the

relationship is like anytime i've ever dropped an l-bomb it's usually in a serious relationship where we know we're on the same page only one time have i dropped in being like all right this is kind of risky and it was very risky didn't work out in my favor but you know what that happens but friends getting involved in it is stupid that was very risky. Didn't work out in my favor. But you know what? That happens. But friends getting involved in it is stupid. That was very weird. Well, that's because the girl is saying to her friends, like, Yeah, I want to fuck up with this guy. Of course, but they should never get involved with it at all.

But that's because there is a girl who is putting this weight in it. Like, if you don't say it, that it means this. And if you do say it, you have to then act this way. Also, the book that I keep talking about, which people still DM me about when we talked about it forever ago, that the anxious attachment book, it's called attached. There's a phenomenon that, and it's mostly, I think it's more of a female trait, but it's also a male trait too. If you're an anxious attachment person that you start thinking that you love somebody because you're constantly chasing them. So you then equate anxious

anxiety to and like the feeling of like this person doesn't want me this person doesn't want me that you love them when in reality that you don't and then when you're with somebody who's like okay like secure and like speaks to you the way you want them to then you're like okay that's actually right the feeling so people think that anxious well there's like feelings or love and lust and like desire there's levels to this shit, Kevin. Yeah, definitely. I think that's also what happens with guys where it's like they're chasing and you're like, I want this person.

You think like, I love this person. Then you get them and you're like, okay, I don't actually love that. You're fine, whatever, it's good. Do people really drop the L-bomb when they're chasing somebody? No, I'm saying I think you think that that's love yeah that's like you're just you want it is therapy has really opened up not just mine but in general like the books that are coming out and stuff now just like normal attachment styles and it's like people that think they're in love when it's like really they're they're just they're scared to like lose each other yeah yeah well that classic like you

know uh do you want a girlfriend? Are you in love with the girl or are you in love with the idea of a girlfriend? That sort of thing. And that's, you know, you like the comfort, you like the reliability, but if you can swap in anybody to fill that role, you don't love that person. Apparently there's

some chick at spring training right now. What's going on with this girl, Jake? Is this the chick at the Mets game booing everybody? Yeah, so I'm actually from New Jersey, and I made the trip. I go to school in Florida, so I made the trip to Port St. Lucie. They were playing the Astros today, and there was this woman behind me absolutely berating every Astros player that walked up to the plate. Yeah, the Mets fans at Port St. Lucie have been giving it to the Astros.

George Springer came up to start the game, and he got so mercilessly booed that he swung out of his fucking shoes, swung and missed, and corkscrewed himself into the ground and just totally embarrassed himself. And the whole time, I don't know if we're talking about the same girl, but there's a girl behind home plate who's just giving the double fingers down, just boo, just hardcore booing. I don't think they realize how bad it's going to be.

There was this one lady behind me, and I swear to God, it was basically Mrs. Clancy in Florida. She was cursing out every player that stepped up to the plate. She was cursing out the Astros or the Mets, because my mom is probably going to be rating the actual Mets, not the other team. Yeah. I think the Astros are underrating the, the magnitude. Yeah. I mean, it's going to be for longevity. I mean, didn't Jim Crane say that, uh, it was going to blow over by spring. Yeah. No, bro. You got to realize too, when you go on the road, it's like, it's

just seeing you for the first time. Like it's like right all right we've worn it gets to boo me yeah miami coming to fucking seattle yeah yeah i mean they're gonna wear it everywhere that they go fucking they're gonna be they're gonna be like the opposite of what like the miami heat were well like when they were calling themselves the heatles yeah everyone wants to come see us on the road because we're that fucking team like everyone wants to come see the astros on the road to do the shit out of them. It's going to be bad. I do wonder though. Like,

I feel like once that's happened the one time, like, I feel like you can fill a ballpark with people who are like excited to boo them like one time, you know, like I'm not going to go do it. I'm not going to be like, Oh, the Astros are like interleague play.

They're playing or they're going to go Yankee stadium. Let me go boom. But the people who would do that, I feel like we'd do that one time. Oh, I don't think so. I feel like you got it. I don people who would do that, I feel like we do that one time. Oh, I don't think so. I feel like you got it. I don't think so.

Yes. I feel like that. I mean, it's like, it's like, uh, like the, the fucking,

they never stopped. The Yankees fans will be going crazy. The, you know, in the division, they'll be going crazy, but I can't imagine that much longevity from the marriage because like, it's,

it's such a unique situation where like when a rod went to the yankees after he was pretty much in a red sox uniform like he got booed for the rest of his career and then and like you know he'll get whatever on the road but then like the steroid stuff happens and like everyone is pissed off at a rod so he gets booed everywhere like this astra situation every fan base feels personally victimized but that's what i mean they're not though they are they're not though. They are. They're not there. If you care about baseball,

then yes, not really. They won the fucking world series. Right. But like, but like, so like, so the baseball fans have a claim. I don't even think it has to do with like who they play.

Like the Mariners fans don't have. No. If you are a baseball fan, which every, I mean like if you love a team, then you love the sport. You're a baseball fan. Then you are robbed of a legitimate World Series in 2017.

I just think that's so naive. You see that stat that Verducci had? Yeah, Game 5 of the World Series against the Astros. 51 curveballs or sliders. The Astros didn't swing and miss at any of them. Yeah, no. You were robbed of an even playing field. His career was pretty much the final nail in the coffin because of the Astros.

That's fine. I'm saying that. I still think it's extremely naive to think like right now you're being victimized by some team cheating. You just don't know it. Sure, but not to the extent that the Astros were doing it. Like it was so agree. I don't think we know. I think we do because you would have teams until someone gets caught.

You didn't know the Astros were doing until they get caught. But the league knew that was was the other thing, too. That's getting very glossed over. The league knew and it's like, I'm doing this. The athletics, I think it was? Yes. For years. Multiple times. The A's complained to the league office about what the Astros were doing.

And it was always under Manfred? It was never back to Sealy, right? Yeah. I mean, that's a guy who's on the job newly being like, well, yeah, hey, I'm the new guy. Let's open up an investigation about some fucking inspector gadget shit. Right. Like, I almost understand him being like, well, OK, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear

that while I figure out like the all star game over here. I don't even know where my bathroom is. With fan bases booing, though, you also don't want to be the one fan base that isn't booing the Astros. So it's like, yeah, if you feel personally victimized or whatever, to a different degree, but you don't want to be the one ballpark that's not booing the Astros.

Everybody's going to want... If you have a player on your team that's been accused of cheating when they're not, then you're going to feel like, well, we've got to protect our guy. We've got to boo the guys that actually cheated. Everyone's going to be booing them. I do think that'll slow down. I think that will slow down eventually not with the the yankees or people who feel like they were actually you know robbed yeah right but your boy bregman will be uh will

rise to the occasion on this yes you're already home today like i saw like the way george springer went up there and like swung for the fences and like fell over it's like you're yeah you're not you're not built for this you're gonna like you're not like you gotta you're not gonna like shut anyone up in spring training like that needs to be like and you're not gonna shut anyone up in like a single out bat like you have like every you almost have to go up there every you have to have a a good season to almost prove to people sure it's not if alex bregman comes out on opening day and just fucking launches i mean it's gonna happen right it's gonna happen he seems like the type who wants it. Well, I don't know.

We'll find out because, I mean, he's already kind of been, you know, villainized. But this is going to be a whole new level of streaming. I will tell you right now, Alex Bregman is going to have the best season of his career in 2020. You think so? Yes. He's fucking like. I mean, he's also just like also naturally progressing into his prime. Sure. So that's for sure his prime. Sure.

That's for sure a factor. Yeah, but like some guys, I feel like it's going to get to them. Bregman, I don't think it's... It's going to be like a Kobe situation where he just like turns it on because he knows people hate him. It better be. That's his personality type.

If the Astros stink this year, it's going to be very bad. But if opening day comes and any of those guys hit a home run and just pimp the shit out of it or whatever, that will shut people up pretty quickly. I could see Altuve having a drop off. He seems like a guy

that's going to be sad that people hate him. Because his whole career, he's been like, you're the little guy and you're an inspiration to all the little kids. Now everyone hates him. Did he get paid? Yes. He signed an extension

after 17. Okay. Yeah. I mean, well, I'm an Astros fan. I'm rooting for the Astros. I want the Astros

to be awesome this year. I would love nothing more than Yankee fans to be like, oh, wait, what? Like they still won 100 games?

Like they lost Garrett Cole. They're not banging on that. Yeah, because if they start losing and that's all you're going to hear is like, well, obviously the only reason they won the world series is because they were cheating.

They need to have a hot April. They need to come in hot to, to, if they stink right away, I think they're going to stink right away. You think? Yep. I think they're going to stink as a team.

Yep. I think they're going to have a shit April and then like once. No, like, I think like they're going to be like, guys, like we're in our fucking heads and we need to figure this shit out.

Like we're a good team and whatever. I think they're going to take off in like the summer. Oh, so slow start, but then they'll pick up. Yeah, I would love them to just be like, now we're still good. Fuck you guys. Yeah, the dynasty still on. Could happen.

Would it would be great. Yeah, would love the Astros to beat the Yankees and then the Dodgers in the World Series. I mean, who's the ultimate revenge tour? Yeah, I mean, he's got Gary Cole. I mean, so you got to you have a guy Would love the Astros to beat the Yankees and then the Dodgers in the World Series. Who do the Yankees even have anymore? Just the ultimate revenge tour. The Yankees got Gary Cole. So you have a guy that can make 30 starts for you, but what are you going to do for the other 132 games?

Luis Severino, kiss of death from Frankie Borelli. Frankie Borelli sexually assaulted Luis Severino, and right after that, I mean directly after that, his career has completely plummeted. If you have a favorite player, do not let Frankie Borelli come around him. He gave a prostate exam. He fucking put his finger in his ass and ruined his career. He needs surgery on his elbow and his asshole for Frankie Borelli.

And Frankie's admitting that, too. He knows that. And Yankee fans, if you're mad about Luis Severino, tweet at Frankie Borelli. Because it's his fucking fault. Frankie Borelli is talking about people dying this morning because it's his fault. It's his fault. That's it for us. He's talking about people dying this morning. He's really going through something, I think. If Shawn Latham gets shot with a gun outside of a comedy club in Reno, Nevada, it's going to be the greatest call that has ever been predicted.

Yeah. Ever. Be on the lookout for that happening. Frankie just predicting people's deaths these days. Chicks in the office are up next. Barstool Radio after that. We'll be back tomorrow. You stay hot.