KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Happy Birthday Barstool (featuring Trent & Francis)
Episode Date: August 31, 2020It's Barstool's 17th anniversary! Trent has THOUSANDS of people muted on Twitter. Francis calls in to discuss Megan Thee Stallion getting shot. How early can you remember? Brad Pitt's New gf and the N...BA boycott.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
Oh.
Kevin.
You're just ridiculously stupid.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Is this Kevin?
Welcome back.
Oh yeah, man, how you doing?
You good?
I know you like that.
I know you like that.
How long you been back?
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
I see the girls in the club.
Today's Thursday, right?
Yeah.
Today's Thursday.
Yes.
All right, welcome into CCK on a Thursday.
Kevin Clancy will be just a little bit late.
I have no idea if Jared is alive.
So I'm starting the program with one of my favorite people of all time, Mr. Trent Ryan.
Hello.
Hello.
That's very nice of you to say.
It's true.
That's very nice.
It is.
I mean, so I've said this before, but I'm going to tell you again just because, you
know, we need good vibes.
Some things are going on in the world that we're going to get to in a little bit, but
doing radio with you just makes me happy.
Yeah, I like doing it and I appreciate you pulling me in here.
I'm in the office.
I've been in here a couple times, but pretty rare these days.
So it's nice when I'm here to get pulled on the radio and now we can chat a little bit.
We can chat a little bit.
Although we talk a lot anyway because we sit right across from each other.
Our desks are right across from each other.
And we also do the group chat together
sometimes. We do do the group chat together. We talked
this morning, you, me, Rhea, and Noah
after we recorded for like 30 minutes
for no reason. That's true. We're just friends.
We're just friends. That's what we do.
We share a computer charger.
We do, which it causes
more controversy in the office than it should.
Frankie hates it. It's mostly just Frankie Borelli.
He hates that we share a laptop charger, but it sense like i can we can keep it here i can
keep my personal one at home yes so i always have a charger there and then you and i can just share
it works because when i'm a hundred percent you're usually down to like 50 right and then you take it
right and then guess what it happens the other way you know a couple hours later it's a well-oiled
machine and it's nobody else's business.
Right.
Frankie needs to...
I was just going to say, as a guy who freaks out when someone critiques what he wears,
like if he's wearing pants on a hot day, he freaks out.
He's like, everybody just stay out of my business.
You wear what clothes you want to wear.
For a guy who says things like that, and then to stick his nose in our charger business
is hypocritical.
It is very hypocritical.
So basically what we're saying is fuck Frankie today.
Yeah.
You down with that?
I'm down with that.
All right.
Fuck you, Frankie Burley.
833-857-8665.
This is CCK on a Thursday.
I just said right before we started this show to Trent that I will open up the phone lines.
I know there's a lot of things going on in the world right now that are much bigger than Barstool sports, much bigger than sports in general.
What happened in the NBA yesterday, very clear message that things do need to change.
As of a couple hours ago, they have decided to resume the playoffs.
This morning, I woke up and was like, basketball's done.
I legitimately believe they would not resume the season once LeBron James got involved.
A lot of things are happening.
We saw the Milwaukee Brewers not play last night.
They are playing again today. A lot of peaceful protesting. And we've been saying this for a long
time, but especially in 2020, this country right now is in a lot of turmoil. And what happened with
George Floyd, what happened with Breonna Taylor, and you can go down the list now as we're sitting
here today on a Thursday, everything that's still happening. It's big news. And we are not blind to
that. We know that. We also like to give people an escape, news. And we are not blind to that. We know that.
We also like to give people an escape, Trent. That's what we like to do. And so we said this
on Unnecessary Roughness. New podcast came out. Brandon had a great statement. It's like, we are
not going to sit here and pretend that these things aren't happening. We're not going to sit
here and pretend that we don't have a voice. I think all of us have weighed in here and there
in our different opinions. That's the great thing about working at Barstool. We are allowed to share
those opinions. We'll obviously take any phone calls at Barstool. We are allowed to share those opinions.
We'll obviously take any phone calls on it
if you do want to share your opinion here.
We're an open platform.
Again, 833-857-8665.
With all that being said,
we don't have to sit here for an hour
and talk about how shitty the world is,
unless that's what people want to talk about.
No.
We can say we know things need to change.
There are big statements being made.
There can continue to be big statements being made.
I personally believe these statements should be made.
We don't have to get into politics.
We can talk about more fun things just even for an hour just to escape it.
No, but what I will say is it's last night is an unprecedented move that I just, you
know, I haven't I haven't seen in my lifetime boycotting a playoff game or a strike.
I don't know.
I don't know what words people want to use, but it's it was certainly an incredible night
watching the domino effect of the of the Bucs deciding not to play. And then it just went all
the way into baseball. And it was very powerful, I thought. And it's good on them for using their
voices and their platforms in that way, because it obviously has created a ton of conversation.
Tons of conversation.
And that's the goal when these things happen. You have to talk about some of the horrible,
bad things that are going on.
And that's, I think, mission accomplished on their end, for sure.
And that's the whole thing that we've been saying from the very, very beginning.
And I know inside Barstool, people have no idea.
If we're liberal, conservative, everybody, it's either lipstool or we're right-wing pundits.
That's how we like it, by the way.
Yeah, I mean, I enjoy that because I don't know enough about politics to share what I actually believe about politics,
so I don't know enough about politics to share what I actually believe about politics. So I don't talk about it.
What I can say is I think pretty blanketed across the board here, at least like my close friends at work here.
And of course, people that I share content with is that peaceful protesting we're in favor of.
And so what we saw yesterday was exactly that.
I do not advocate violence.
I think the rioting, I think all of that, you know, when people like violence on either on either side bad i mean i'll say that like either side no matter what side you're taking
violence is bad but peaceful protesting and continuing the conversations does need to happen
because and the big question is it's like what's next you know when the george floyd stuff happened
it's like how do these things change what can we do is it just going to be another situation where
we just go back to not caring about it what What we're seeing is in 2020, these things are changing.
So what happened yesterday, like you said, unprecedented.
They will resume.
We're going to wait and see what the NBA owners have agreed to.
I'm assuming it's going to be a lot of money.
Yeah, the last thing I've seen is that they are going to continue the playoffs.
I don't know when they'll start back up.
I think tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Is it tomorrow that they're starting?
So the internet is actually out.
I'm trying to see the YouTube over here and all.
Fortunately, I could not check as soon as I...
Are we on air, at least?
So, yeah.
So we've been having technical problems.
We should be on air.
We are on air.
Maybe we're not.
Are we just talking to each other?
That's fine.
No, we're on air.
Oh, we're on air.
Oh, good.
That's good.
You know what, though?
It was a very productive conversation, in my opinion.
I think so, too.
It's very funny.
I love when this place doesn't have internet.
That's my favorite.
It's like the more things change, the more they stay the same it's the yeah
it's the 17th anniversary of barstool today it's our 17th birthday that's kind of nice that the
internet goes out on the 17th our 17th birthday which is crazy to think it is so crazy um so of
course the internet doesn't work can we blame pete is this so it's a fuck frankie borelli day
is it how where do we land on pete today well if we don't have internet, we always blame Pete.
So that's, I think that's just kind of the go-to.
So add Pete to the list.
Okay.
So again, we know things are happening, but we also can have a little bit of an escape.
How do you feel about that?
I think that's the right way to go about it.
It is.
So we do have a couple calls coming in about it.
So what we'll do is take these on talking about the NBA, talking about LeBron James,
obviously the peaceful protesting that went down yesterday.
And then we'll come up with something more fun to talk about if that's what you if you're OK with that.
Sure. You know, again, we're not we're not blind to it.
No, but, you know, we'll take some calls.
Aaron in Arizona, what do you have on the situation?
I just don't agree with how the whole league like just bows at LeBron's feet for whatever he wants to do,
whether it's the social injustice or racial injustice or anything that's happening.
And the fact of the matter is Jacob Blake had a knife, and he refused to drop the knife and told cops he was going for a gun.
So they shot him, and they were allowed to use deadly force in that situation.
And I think LeBron needs to use all of his money, his hundreds of millions
of dollars, to do something off the court, because most of the NBA is not making LeBron's money,
and they're just trying to feed their family, and they're just trying to do their job.
And the votes that came in, all teams but the Lakers and the Clippers voted to keep playing
the playoffs. So it shows that not many people are on LeBron's side and the NBA needs to stop pandering to whatever
LeBron says.
What I'd say to that is he's the star.
He makes the needle move.
Whether or not you agree with him or not,
as LeBron goes, the league will most
likely go because he's the biggest star.
That's how it always is.
Especially in basketball because
there's so clear superstars
versus not.
And he is what makes, like I said, the needle move.
The one thing I will say is he has put his money off the court a lot.
And I mean, I'm not a huge LeBron stan.
I'm not going to sit up here and pretend like I know everything about what LeBron's life is like off the court.
But I will say that he has used his platform, whether you agree or disagree with him, off the court,
probably more so than almost any superstar athlete.
And I wouldn't say Colin Kaep so than almost any superstar athlete other than
coming and i wouldn't say colin cappernick's a superstar athlete but obviously that's the one
we go to but lebron is uh has put his money elsewhere other than just talking about basketball
yeah and i just want to say thank you guys i listen to you guys pretty much every single day
i'm a delivery driver so i always have you guys on the radio and you guys are right you guys provide
the perfect escape from all this like i can listen to barstool for three hours without hearing any of the bullshit going on in the world so thank you
guys and keep up the good work well thanks for listening thanks for the call see that what just
happened trent i would just like to point out what just happened was open conversation yes and
whether you agreed or disagreed with aaron and we have people calling in that want to talk about it
i knew that was probably going to happen it's like you can have a civil conversation about these things without getting angry
whether you again agree or disagree and just move on from it yeah that's so hard about that phone
call ended in a civil manner yeah it's like now we have like a bunch of people calling in you know
wants to talk about what aaron said wants to correct aaron like here here's my psa yeah as
the host of cck today until kevin clancy shows up he's not here. So too bad for him. It's your rules.
It's my rules, which Kevin would agree with this.
I'm not going to sit here and take calls all day about whether you agree or disagree with what's been happening.
I will give people platforms, but I don't need everybody correcting details.
And that's what Twitter's for.
Yes.
And as Kevin's walking in, he's definitely going to agree with me.
Twitter is that we can take calls on these things.
Obviously, it's a big sports storyline.
I'm not going to sit here and have people correcting details all day.
Hi, Kevin.
Kevin.
Kevin.
So I pulled Trent Ryan in here.
I said he always makes radio happy for me.
Sure.
Happy guy.
Yeah.
Do you want to sit in your seat?
No, it's fine.
Okay.
You know what?
Yeah, you do.
You need to sit in your seat.
To be honest, it's not like I need that seat, but I start to look around and I get all fucked
up.
It's weird.
There he is.
Well, it's a comfort blanket thing.
I told Trent that, too.
I was like, I'm moving in slow motion today, and I wanted Trent in here as a comfort blanket.
We have no idea.
I mean, we have no idea where Jared is.
He's just MIA.
He's just MIA.
Because of the connection problems.
Oh, connection problems.
The internet's out.
On our 17th birthday, the internet's out.
So what are you talking about, kids?
Sorry.
So I made a PSA on behalf of CCK off the top of the show.
I said, and Trent and I have had a nice conversation.
I said that we are not blind to the fact that there's a lot of crazy shit going on.
What we saw last night in the NBA is very unprecedented.
And we know that these conversations are going to continue.
People want to call in and talk about it.'ll take those calls but we can also provide an escape
and not talk about serious you know i don't know about the escape thing you don't i don't know
where i stand on the escape thing i don't think it should be completely i don't i don't believe
like but that's why we started off and that's all we've been talking about we took some calls
i mean the conversation absolutely needs to happen and what happened in sports yesterday
has never happened well that's the thing too is you can talk about it from the sports angle, which I think is interesting.
It's like everything's politicized and racially charged and everyone's going to have their opinions.
But the thought that there were guys who just said no to a playoff game.
Right.
And at the time, I mean, I don't know.
They probably could have guessed that the Magic were not going to accept that win, you know.
Right. But maybe not. You know, in the beginning, they were to accept that win, you know? Right.
But maybe not.
You know, in the beginning, they were prepared to be like, we're forfeiting and we'll lose
a playoff game.
Now, granted, it was the Magic and you're up 3-1, whatever.
But that is a, you know, that's a big time, put your money where your mouth is sort of
thing.
And it did trickle down.
I mean, baseball continued to play, but the Brewers did cancel their game last night.
I believe they're playing two games today.
You know how dumb I am? It took me a minute to realize that it was the Bucks and the Brewers because it their game last night. I believe they're playing two games today. You know how dumb I am?
It took me a minute to realize that it was the Bucs and the Brewers
because it happened in Wisconsin.
I just thought it was just like, wow, Giannis and the Bucs just said,
like, fuck it, and then, oh, okay, trickle into baseball,
and the Yelich and the Brewers said so,
and I did not realize it was, like, their hometown.
Which is why the statement, which is why Trent said earlier,
it's, like, so important that these statements are being made on this scale
because now people
are paying attention.
I'm going to send you.
Did you guys see the clip of Yelich?
No.
So I'm going to send.
If you could go to the Milwaukee Brewers Twitter account.
Yelich was wearing like a Justice Peace shirt or whatever.
And I thought he just like summed it up so like genuinely and like normal. He was just like, I've learned
a fuck ton. I learned a lot this
past few months. He meant to say fuck ton.
With his big old piano teeth, he was talking
and he was just like, I learned
he has piano keys for teeth.
They're huge. Have you said
that to him? Oh yeah. That's okay. He's got too
many teeth in his mouth and he does steroids.
That's just a fact.
I mean, it's true. Honestly, you know know this last these last few months just speaking to teammates friends um people that have have
lived these things and these events and gone through them and i just can't relate to them
on the same level and haven't experienced the same things that they have. So it's been a really eye-opening few months.
And, you know, we talk about the beginning of summer camp, what these shirts mean and
the shirts that we've been wearing throughout the year.
And there comes a time where you have to live it.
You have to step up.
You can't just wear these shirts and think that's all well and good.
And then when it comes time to act on it or make a stand or make a statement, you can't just wear these shirts and think that's all well and good. And then when it comes time to act on it or make a stand or make a statement,
you can't just not do it.
And that's what you saw here today is us coming together collectively as a group,
making a stand, making a statement for change,
for making the world a better place, for equality, for doing the right thing.
And we did that as a group.
It was a unanimous vote.
Everybody was in favor of not playing
and sending a message and a statement.
I thought that was pretty good.
Very good.
I've learned some things.
And that's where I really feel like
you can have your opinions on these issues,
like I said, politicized and all that shit.
But if you just haven't learned anything or changed at all over the past couple months i think that's where like
the problem is you know like it's it's um i think if you're still in the like but or well or however
stage like no you know like finalberg was like i got priors i got fucking i've been arrested before
because everyone's saying you know look at his rap sheet or it was like, I got priors. I got fucking, I've been arrested before because everyone's saying, you know, look at his rap sheet.
Or it's like, well, I got a rap sheet too.
Can you shoot fucking Feidelberg in the back five times, nine times?
You know, like, I just think that when that's your gut reaction, I think that that's kind of part of the problem.
And I think you should be able to just, like, understand what the point is.
Not everything's perfect.
It's not tied up nicely in a bow.
I actually have not really read up on the dude, so I don't know, like, the extent of everything. what the point is and not everything's perfect it's not tied up nicely in a bow uh i actually
have not really read up on the dude so i don't know like the extent of of everything but the
point that's not the point the point is how everything else is handled in that situation
that's my beef people people think that uh that we live in absolutes yes i mean the facts people
do know the facts the facts are the facts we're not contesting that but i mean that's not just
how that's not how life works it's the fact the facts are there but at some point you have to you know add some intuition there's human emotion at play and
all that so as much as we want the world to be black and white to be fact-based all right these
are the facts facts say this so it's right wrong it i mean it just doesn't work like that and
nothing in the world works that way if you're going to be to be picking out the facts then
you can't also play the hypothetical game like like, well, what if you grabbed a gun?
Well, what if you grabbed a fucking cupcake too?
I mean if we're going to start making up things that could have happened in that car, then are we going to talk about facts or are we going to talk about hypothetical possibilities?
Or we can just talk about like the issue at hand and how these situations are handled.
So as you were walking in, Trent and I took a call from aaron who says he listens to us every day shout out aaron and you know he he gave his opinion on
the facts of what actually happened in the car and and i said you know regardless of how where
you land on this you can just have a conversation like whether you disagree with him or not and as
soon as he started talking in the phone lines i don't know what they look like right now because
i'm in my seat but they just lit up with like wanting to correct aaron wanting wanting to this i didn't
i didn't even know but i knew i was like that well and so and what i said actually yeah so what i
said as you were walking in is like we can have these conversations and whether you agree or
disagree with an escape for an hour whatever it is i'm not going to sit here and have every single
person calling and be like well this is what that guy did and this is what that guy didn't do and
it's like the bigger picture is that there is a problem in this country it like if you want to
argue semantics you want to argue facts like Zod just said it's the emotion around it we saw the
NBA do it last night like I mean what Christian Yelich just said is absolutely 100 accurate if
you haven't learned anything on either side in the last couple of months that's on you just trying
you're trying to be stubborn and the best thing about what i thought yelch said was i don't like anyone who acts like an
expert on either end of it like if you i i like people who can look at it and say i didn't know
about all this going into it but over the course of these last couple months with all this horrible
shit that's been happening now i sit here but the people who are like no it's it's an app it's what
i said it's an absolute on this end or it's an absolute on this end and this is my opinion but
i'm gonna say to you like it's a fact like i like people who can admit like i don't
totally understand or i can't relate to it but i'm trying like i'm doing my best to get there
so i that's that's what i like most about what yelps that that's the biggest thing for me forget
about if it's police brutality or racism or politics or just like relationships and work and whatever the ability to admit you're wrong or admit you don't know
is a completely lost skill like or that people have been wrong in the past i mean one of the
most powerful pictures i saw um throughout the george floyd stuff which obviously there were
so many powerful images and i mean you can't even rank them but there was a an older white
guy in a in a wheelchair and he had a sign on the back of his wheelchair that said, I'm so sorry that it took me this long to figure this out.
And he had Black Lives Matter and he was like, I apologize that it's taken me this long to understand.
And again, whatever side of Black Lives Matter, whatever side of politics, it's more about the fact that people are allowed to change their minds.
People are allowed to evolve as humans across the board.
Like you said, in relationships, like I don't look at relationships the same way I did when
I was 25.
So why would I look at everything the same way that I did when I was 20 or 25 or if you're
50?
So it's the fact that now you're just looking for guys who are 20 and 25.
Oh, that's where we're going to go.
Did you know that?
No.
Casey's a cougar.
Well, I'm not.
But Kevin's calling me a cougar.
Borderline a predator.
Oh, well, that's not true.
Between the cruise ship and then the next guy.
Well, you keep we're not talking about the, shit. Well, that's not true. Between the cruise ship and then the next guy. Well, you keep...
We're not talking about the cruise ship, okay?
I was underage, first of all.
Trent and I actually today...
This is a complete left field, by the way, which is, again, we were on the group chat.
So Brad Pitt has a new girlfriend.
Oh, yeah?
Who's that?
She's a smoke show.
How about when he was linked very briefly to Maybe from Arrested Development?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Did you see that? No. We missed that. Very weird fit oh I didn't know that yeah did you see that
no
we missed that
very weird fit
we didn't do our job well
she was like
seen with him or something
and they were like
that's Brad Pitt's
new girlfriend
and you know
I don't want to be rude
but like you know
Brad Pitt's
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt's Brad Pitt
he's usually talking
like supermodels
and even
maybe I can't remember
the actress's name
but she was kind of like
what about
no no no
wait wait
she was like I woke up in the morning and I got all she was kind of like, no, no, no, wait, wait.
She was like, I woke up in the morning and I got all my friends hitting me up being like,
are you dating Brad Pitt?
And I was like, absolutely not.
So this girl is a German supermodel.
Go figure.
Natalie something.
And she's 27.
There's a picture right there.
I mean, she's unbelievable.
Absolutely unbelievable.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Okay, so now Kevin.
That is a pretty girl. Beautiful. Which, it's brad pitt but kevin buckle up for where this conversation is about to go because
trent and i had the exact same thought and we were on zoom so i could see his face he could see mine
so ria who the fact that she's 23 years old 22 years old is crazy she's 23 now right uh yes yeah
just turned 23 i think so yeah yeah. Okay. So she said
that she thought it was impressive
that Brad Pitt, at 55 or 56
years old, is dating a 27-year-old
because it's a little bit older than she thought.
Yeah. We're giving him credit
for being 30 years
instead of 35 years?
Well, the credit, she was like, you know,
Leonardo DiCaprio normally goes for like 20-year-olds,
21-year-olds, and she's like, I give credit to Brad Pitt for going 27.
And Trent and I at 31 are both looking at each other like, what the fuck does that mean?
We're old.
We're old is what it means.
But then it reminded me of you, of the cougar conversation and how crazy it would be if
it was a 55-year-old woman and a 27-year-old guy.
It'd be like straight up cougar status.
But now we're out here just praising the
fact that she's not 22 I
mean it's valid I mean 27
is older like 27 you're like
more of a real human oh
yeah 22 you're really not
no if you're if you're if
you're fucking a 22 year
old girl like you know what
it is you know what's going
on yeah you're just that
you're just like using yeah, no, for sure.
27's a little bit more
grown up.
But, I mean,
again, it's Brad Pitt.
The rules don't apply
to Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt's gonna
when he turns 60
it's gonna be hilarious.
Yeah, so what is he?
56.
56, yeah.
Four years
and he's gonna look
like he looked
when he was 35.
He looks better now.
Is Clooney 60 yet?
I think Clooney's like 65.
Is he?
Yeah, but I mean
he's got them all and he's married and shit.
So he's like settled down.
Whereas Brad's going the opposite direction of like now he's released into the wild again.
Single.
59.
59.
Oh, I actually thought.
Why did I think George Clooney was so much older than Brad Pitt?
I get a kick out of that.
That's crazy.
He's only three years older than Brad Pitt.
Yeah.
I didn't think that was.
No, because we all like as a girl, it's like, oh, like George Clooney is just so much older.
And then you put Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio in a completely different category.
They're not.
That's like when George, when Sean Connery and Harrison Ford did Indiana Jones together.
Yes.
They were father and son and they're like four years apart.
Right.
It was like two totally different types of 60 years old at that point.
One's like bald with white hair and Harrison Ford looked like he was still 40.
But I think of those guys like the Gazelle crew,
the way I think of like rappers,
like I think it's very funny
that we are witnessing for the first time
if you didn't get murdered as a rapper,
you're going to see like Jay-Z and Dr. Dre and Snoop
and Eminem to an extent push like 50 and then 60 years old. You're going to see like Jay-Z and Dr. Dre and Snoop and Eminem to an extent push like
50 and then 60 years old.
You're going to see for the first time ever, we're going to see grandfather rappers.
Like Jay-Z will eventually be a grandfather.
Yeah.
That's weird.
That's the first time it's happened.
I feel Snoop, I feel like has been 60 years old for the last decade.
For a long time.
Yeah.
But Dre, Dre is interesting because he looks completely different.
He's got the huge traps. He's just like, Dre is interesting because he, he looks completely different. He's got, he's Jack.
He's got,
he's got the huge traps.
He's just like,
he's turned into a different person.
Does he have a family,
Dre?
I mean,
he's getting a divorce right now.
I'm pretty sure.
That's what's weird.
I mean,
rap is new enough.
And then obviously a lot of guys were murdered.
So you didn't,
we didn't get to see it,
but like Jay-Z has gone on and had a family
and like blue IVs looking like a fucking teenager.
She's getting old.
Yep.
Lil Wayne has a 21 year old daughter.inae is 21 that's crazy i remember
when little how old is wayne like 38 i think he's probably like 36 because he was i remember when he
was on crib no he can't i mean he's got a 21 37 he's 37 years old yeah i mean reginae reginae is
21 i can vividly recall cash money being on cribsbs and them getting to Little Wayne. He's showing off his Porsche and he says, I got 19 inch rims because I'm 19 years old.
That was 18 years ago.
And I remember sitting there watching that show.
I mean, the hot boys.
I mean, it's juvenile BG.
I mean, I mean, it's a great thing about that.
I mean, if Regine is 21, I mean, I don't know, like her dating status, like he could very
easily be a grandfather anytime soon at 37.
And North looks pretty old now. Kanye's daughter. I mean, everybody looks. her dating status like he could very easily be a grandfather anytime soon at 37 and north looks
pretty old now kanye's uh daughter i mean everybody looks it's just and you know what we're just old
hey you know what just real quick francis is on the line what what's up francis kevin how are you
pal good how you doing man hi francis i uh i've been listening guys. I'm in a rental car, so it came free with Sirius.
Nice.
And Sirius canceled my subscription.
I wish they hadn't figured that out, but I had a free one when I was employed.
How are you guys?
I'm good, man.
We were actually just talking about you yesterday when you made the Chris D'Elia song.
That was so fucking funny.
So funny.
There were people complaining, so your name just popped up yesterday.
Yeah, that blonde girl, that, she's friends with Ellie, I don't think she's very smart.
Well, she's a fellow Harvard grad, right?
Yeah, that's a bunch of bullshit, fucking stolen dollar.
Trent, Trent, I'm on my way to play in a member guest at a golf tournament.
Uh,
if you could grab Carl for me,
I could probably talk to him about the old golf coverage.
Wait,
what?
Carl,
I'm making a joke.
There's a running,
isn't there a running joke that you guys,
uh,
Carl has taken over the golf coverage at Barstool.
I don't know.
I'm not aware of that.
I know he's,
so he did a preview for Olympia Fields because they're in Chicago.
He's encroaching.
And so is Caleb.
Yeah, Caleb's trying to become a golfer.
What are you shooting these days, Francis?
Well, I shot 102 in the club championship, which is pretty demoralizing.
Fuck yeah.
I'm a better golfer than that, but I had eaten too many edibles the night before.
That'll do it. That'll do it.
That will do it.
You guys are doing a great job.
The only thing I have to say about the Black Lives Matter thing is it's sad to me that Trey Songz is able to pick off the individual toes of Megan Thee Stallion,
and yet police officers are killing people with their gunshots.
So it seems like they should be a little more accurate.
Francis, here's the thing, bro.
You just did the same thing as me.
That's Tory Lanez.
I keep mixing up Trey Songz and Tory Lanez.
Trey Songz, he pees on girls.
Tory Lanez shoots them.
Oh, damn, dude.
We're too white.
We are too white.
That's a guy on his way to a member guest.
It's on his way to shoot a hundred
Harvard grad trying to talk
rappers. That's how it goes.
Hey, good talking to you guys.
Thanks for having me on. Keep up
the good work. You got it, man.
Go shoot. Let's break a hundred.
Sub hundred.
I saw it on the
call and I was like, is that like a
prank call or something? I checked the number.
It was really Francis. That's so weird. We were just
talking about him yesterday.
His ears were burning. Yeah, exactly.
Let's talk about another cougar before
we go to a break. Richie, what's up, Rich?
Yeah, we always talk about
the guys. No one's talking about Kate
Beckinsale. She loves them kate beckinsale she loves
them young i mean kasey smith two peas in a pod dude two peas you took the words out of my mouth
real quick too trent what's going on you better be on the next season of bachelorette if i don't
see you grab luggage i'm turning the tv off that is serious i mean we just got a we just got a
premiere date sorry oct October 13th.
It'll be a drama-filled season.
What's the scoop, though?
Is that chick going to be on it and then bail halfway or something?
Yeah, so all the reports are.
It hasn't been officially confirmed.
I mean, it's been out there for a couple months now.
But Claire apparently falls head over heels in love for one of the contestants.
And she refuses to continue the season.
So they bring in Tayshia.
But, no, this is good.
It's all good
news I think ABC made her do it because she sucks me I mean I don't know but all I know is that
there was very little hype for this season at all because not only were people not excited for Claire
but then Matt James from her season who was supposed to be a contestant got named the
bachelor because people liked him so much so people were like let's just slip oh skip over
Claire's season and now now we have like the most hype season of all time with claire drama taisha coming in being the new bachelorette it's crazy
chris harrison having to quarantine and not being able to do his job not right right then like jojo
was hosting and then chris so the story was that he had to two-week quarantine because he dropped
off his son at tcu he had and texas is kind of a disaster right he didn't realize that he had
to quarantine so it was supposed to be two weeks.
That story came out and two days later he was spotted on set with Jojo just hanging out.
So I don't know.
I don't know.
It's very confused.
It's hard to match up the timelines of what's going on on the set with what's actually happening,
which makes it it's all good though.
Right.
Like it's all good.
It's all funny that like people were like, we got a woman.
We got a real woman. Yeah. She's older. She knows what she wants. She's not fucking around. She's like 38. Right. funny that people were like, we got a woman. We got a real woman.
She's older.
She knows what she wants.
She's not fucking around.
She's like 38, right?
And then everyone was like, this is boring.
We don't like this.
And she bails right away.
It's like, oh, great.
You fell in love and you don't want to do the ridiculous social experiment.
Well, guess what we're fucking here for?
Claire.
We'll never know the truth, but there might be.
There's probably some credence to what Casey's saying where I'm sure they were seeing it from like oh maybe people aren't as jacked up about this season and then when she's
like i'm really starting to fall in love with this guy they might have been like oh my gosh
go right ahead no no i'm on the i'm on the conspiracy theory that they told her she was
in love with this guy and then like convinced her she's in love with this guy to get her the
fuck out i think it's a little more nuanced than that where she was saying like i'm really starting
to run really starting to fall for this guy and they by the way he's a little more nuanced than that where she was saying like, I'm really starting to run, really starting to fall for this guy.
And they, by the way, he's a contestant or he's like, he's a contestant.
Yeah.
So it's just like, she just fell like too early basically.
But apparently I thought it was maybe like a producer or a, which would be, would be
way better.
But apparently you can correct me if I'm wrong because you're the bachelor expert that she
already knew the contestants before quarantine and then they connected on like Instagram
or something else.
So they were talking before. So it wasn't like she just fell in love during filming right she fell in love before they
even started filming i did hear that there was some communication between the woman or the guy
that she ultimately falls in love with before the show even started right so it makes a little bit
more sense rules yeah it's 2020 there are no fucking rules but there are no rules but the
thing is she can't get out of this like she's contractually obligated to be the bachelorette
so they have to allow her to not do the show anymore like as crazy as that sounds she is
she signed up she was like i'm gonna do a full season i'm gonna go through jump all these hoops
this is the first time they've ever let a lead like this walk away that's because they probably
didn't like it yeah right like in the middle of filming they must have been a lead like this walk away. That's because they probably didn't like it, yeah. Right. In the middle of filming,
they must have been like,
we got this younger, hotter, crazier, whatever.
More dramatic.
Keisha is going to be a great...
She was my pick for Bachelorette before.
Is she going to start midway through the season?
They're going to swap it out
and now you're competing for this other girl?
Again, we're not...
I don't know.
It's making...
The whole thing is a mockery,
but that's making a complete and total mockery.
Complete and total mockery.
But they needed it.
Wait, so do we know if they're going to redo the limo night?
I'm pretty sure they have to.
Do they start over?
Do they bring the guys that Claire bounced already?
Oh, boy.
It's like, well, she voted me off, but not her.
Yeah.
Oh, I'd be so pissed if I got bounced and then a new girl came in?
What I read was that they, I think more guys came in after Claire decided to leave.
So I think it might be a mix.
It'll be a crop of a couple of new guys.
You've got to bring all of them back.
You have to bring all of them back.
I think what they should do is they should incentivize The Bachelorette to be...
Remember that show Next?
Oh, yeah.
You'd walk off the bus and they'd go, Next!
They should incentivize you.
If you are just ruthless
and honest,
that you get, like,
I don't know,
something extra.
Because I would love to see them
just be like,
I don't like you at all.
You know what?
You're not good looking enough.
I have a good idea for that.
Is it time for a break?
I have a good idea for that.
Casey's going to revolutionize
The Bachelorette.
Revolutionaries.
We'll be coming back
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I gotta write this one down.
This is Fuck 2020 by Avenue Beat.
Fuck 2020.
Avenue Beat, Fuck 2020.
I can't wait to get canceled so I can spend time with my family.
I saw that you want to get canceled.
Have you heard that song?
No.
Zoc, cue that one up.
I'll play it for you.
It's been back-to-back days.
Zoc dropping some heaters.
I wasn't listening to this one.
What did it say?
She just sang Fuck 2020 over and over again. That one was good. I like that. I gotta. I wasn't listening to this one. What did it say? She just sang Fuck 2020 over and over again.
That one was good.
I like that.
I got to write this down.
Listen to this one.
Hold on.
You just kept here.
Oh.
Is this the cancel?
No, no.
It's not.
I fucked my thing.
I love it.
I mean, it's one of the most, like, corny, kind of overplayed jokes on social media.
You turn it into a song.
And you just throw it, the middle fingers like Instagram.
I mean, Instagram captions write themselves.
So I'll play the cancel one for Trent, though, because that Kevin and I perked up like dogs
hearing the word tree.
I really, truly can't wait to cancel.
It's like.
I hope you cancel me.
Why? So I can go be with my family yeah so i can quit wearing this mask though tell the people kiss my ass though sweet release and cancel kevin feels this on a spiritual level
i can just see him vibing he's like he's like jay-z just heard a timbaland beat he's like yeah
yeah oh yeah no when he he played it coming back into the segment yesterday and Kevin
and I both were on our phones and just immediately
dropped our phones like, Zah, what the fuck is
this song? How else am I going to stop?
I need someone to stop me.
I mean, Trent and I were talking this morning.
We're in this till like we're 70. We've decided.
I mean, this will cancel me. I'm like hopefully
38.
You've been at it longer than I have.
Both of us, obviously. You've been at it.
Like, Barstool turned 17 today.
You've been here, what, 11 years?
So, I think, oddly enough, I don't know the exact day, but late August was when I started,
too.
So, this is, like, Dave's anniversary, but also on a smaller scale, mine.
I think I want to say it was, like, the 29th.
So, we're right around my anniversary.
That was 09.
Last year.
So, this is 11 years for me.
You guys did KFC Radio Live at Caroline's, and it was your 10-year anniversary and That was 09. Last year. This is 11 years for me. You guys did KFC radio live at Caroline's and it was your 10 year anniversary and John's
birthday.
Like, yeah.
So it's right.
So yeah, it was like mid August.
Yeah, that's right.
So yeah, 11 years for me.
You know what else is cool?
The pen, the pen deal.
You know, I have like stock that vests over the next like several years and each year is on my
birthday oh shit so like it's cool so like march 6th 2025 is gonna be a party see y'all
and don't wouldn't you be if i'm not canceled by then i'm canceling you motherfuckers
i'm not good at math but wouldn't you be turning 40 then um will i be 40 i'm 35 yes so you might be you were born in 85
right so yeah you'll be turning 40 in 2025 so your 40th birthday see that kind of ruins it no i think
that makes it better who cares you're all right you're rich but you're old fuck it no i think it
makes it better like you can literally just be like fuck you i'm 40 i'm a man i'm a man yeah
fuck you i'm a man yeah you gotta think like when you got into this, when you were like, I'm now a blogger.
That's now my life.
Like if you like when I turn if what were you 24, 25 when you got the job?
So you're like in 15 years when I turn 40, what am I going to be doing?
That seems like a pretty good marker of it.
And definitely five year vested.
I mean, I'm telling you, your 40th birthday is going to fucking bang.
March 6, 2025.
If we make it there.
I don't know. 2020. Again, I mean, with everything that's going on in 2020, I'm not sure we're going to fucking bang. March 6, 2025. If we make it there. I don't know.
Again, I mean, with everything that's going on in 2020, I'm not sure we're going to make it out of this year.
I feel like, I mean, when did Dave get rich?
How old was he?
No, he's been rich for longer than that.
I mean, late 30s, I mean.
Yeah.
What are we talking?
Churning rich?
Is that what we're talking about?
Yeah.
Would have been 2016.
21, right?
42?
He's 43 right now.
So four years ago. so he's 39.
So close enough.
Yeah.
So I guess that's the deal.
You get rich when you're 40.
I mean, it could be worse.
Definitely.
We have nine years.
It is funny to be like, I don't know what that's going to be like because I'm so not
rich right now.
And people really think that I am, and I'm really not.
So that will be a welcome
change but also it is weird
to be like I'm not acting like I'm
like 80 or anything but
you know it's
different when it's like alright that's like money for like my
kids and shit now not like
yeah let's fucking go to
you know Ibiza or some shit
I do want to go to Ibiza
Ibiza Casey
it's sad that I've never actually been to Ibiza and my nickname is Ibiza or some shit. Right. I mean, so I do want to go to Ibiza. Ibiza Casey.
I know.
It's sad that I've never actually been to Ibiza.
And my nickname is Ibiza Casey.
It's a shame.
833-85-STOOLS, the phone number.
Let's go to Daniel in California.
You've been on hold for a while.
What's up, Dan?
Hey, how much? I was calling in about you guys' conversation
the last few days about memories and stuff.
And so sick is conversation.
Please give me something better than when do you think you can?
When do you think you have memories?
What age?
Honestly, because we talked a little bit about this on foreplay the other day.
I'd say my first memory was when I was like 12.
Yeah, exactly.
Casey says she can remember.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on.
You motherfucker.
No.
Every time we spin this. Okay. I understand you're not going's doing. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on a second. You motherfuckers. Every time we spin this.
Okay.
I understand you're not going
to remember when your mom
gave you apple juice.
You remember traumatic events.
People remember 9-11.
I don't think you do.
Yes, you do.
Because I think that's the point
is that you actually
don't have a memory of it.
You just know the stories
and you've been told it
and all that.
Because you would just
remember things.
Like I know you don't
remember the details of it.
You might not have any fucking clue
what's going on.
So then you're not remembering it.
But you're remembering
that something big happened.
Because you've been told so.
No, because you remember being like,
I've said this,
Waco, I was four.
It's a manufactured story.
I was four.
We're talking about Waco?
So I was four.
And yeah, I mean,
I grew up in the Dallas area
so it's like an hour and a half from Waco.
I remember my parents being like super tuned into something that was going on.
And it was a really big deal.
I didn't know what it was, but I do remember like them having the TV and the radio on constantly.
And then as I got older, I was like, oh, shit, that's what that was.
So, of course, I don't remember like David Koresh actually blowing shit up.
But I remember that something was happening.
That's different than what we talked about.
We talked about people who were it's basically the opposite of like
small events where like i remember i was sitting in the backyard and the sprinkler was on and i
remember my mom gardening in the garden that's like the only reason people can say that is because
we we have nothing to say against it we can't say that you didn't you don't remember that but do you
agree that and so ellen jared's mom texting me and she was like tell these assholes
it's traumatic events.
Do you agree that like
big time traumatic events
you might not remember
what it was
but that you would have
a memory that it was happening.
How old were we talking?
We were talking about four.
Fuck.
Because
and now this all ties
into the cougar conversation
because Kevin was saying
that someone born in 1997
would not remember 9-11
and
Basically Casey's banging a guy who doesn't know 9-11.
Oh, that's allegedly.
Allegedly.
That's not a proven fact.
I legit think my first memory,
the earliest memory I would have had was when I was nine years old.
What's happening right now?
I feel like anything for me, maybe five.
No chance for me.
Okay.
Here's a question.
Kevin, your daughter is four and a half.
You think she's going to remember quarantine?
No.
Yes, she will.
She absolutely will.
I don't think she will.
Yes, she fucking will.
Why?
Do you remember school when you were four?
No, I'm saying she's going to remember the fact she had to wear a mask.
She remembers she couldn't go to gymnastics.
She's not going to know why. I do not think she'll remember that gymnastics was canceled for a couple months.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
No.
For no one.
Her life has been totally normal.
She just hasn't gone to gymnastics.
That's literally it.
But didn't you say early on she was asking why she couldn't go to the playground?
Sure, but she's not going to remember doing that.
She asked me a bunch of questions.
I'm sure you asked your mom a bunch of questions when you were four.
Do you remember it?
No, but it's not a traumatic event, Kevin.
The phrase is traumatic event.
2020 has been pretty fucking traumatic.
Yeah, I just don't think that's the case.
I think that you hear about it because it's traumatic, but I don't think you remember it.
I can guarantee you, and not every kid.
Every kid's going to be different.
But I can guarantee you the kids that were in that kindergarten class when George Bush got told that the Twin Towers got hit, they remember that. I can guarantee you like the kids that were in that kindergarten class when george bush got told that the twin towers got hit they remember that i can guarantee you i don't think you can i
can't that no but here's the problem this is the problem is none of it's provable like none nobody
can say right or wrong that was my point with like the people who say they remember things when they
were like two or three years old they can just make that shit up that's what i mean but i do
their families told them a tale and you've like heard it over and over again and you were like two or three years old, they can just make that shit up. That's what I mean. But I do. Their families told them a tale,
and you've heard it over and over again,
and you're like, oh, yeah, yeah,
I remember that time we were at the lake.
No, you don't.
No.
I think traumatic events are different.
Even the stories that my family, we...
I have something really dark to say.
Go ahead.
I have something very, very dark to say.
Okay.
But it's going to prove my point,
so we're going to go there.
Oh, boy.
There are three, four, five, six-year-olds
who were sexually assaulted that remember it because it was so traumatic.
I don't think they do.
Yes, they do.
How do you know that?
You're just talking about random people.
You don't know what their memories are.
So you're telling me that there's never been a story where a girl comes out or a boy comes out and remembers that they were molested at five years old?
That's just never happened?
I don't think five, maybe.
I don't think three or four, no.
That's crazy. I don't think five maybe i don't think three or four no that's just that's crazy i don't think it is i think you're fucked up but i don't think you remember like the they they usually they might not remember i would actually i would
actually venture to guess that they specifically don't remember that because you like suppress it
but then usually those they come out like way later in life because they go to therapy because
they know something's wrong with them and then they have that memory i mean it's dark it's a dark thing i don't know how we
could prove like you said either side of it but i mean i think that you can prove those things
that's dark i will say that's dark but i yeah i i don't want to talk about personal experience
yeah i would just say that i don't remember anything before i was like 10 i don't want to
talk about this anymore okay i don't like that i went that dark. I'm going to be honest.
I'm ashamed that I went to that level.
Let's go to Craig in Cincinnati.
Oops.
Craig in Cincinnati.
What's going on?
Hey, how are you guys doing today?
Good.
I guess we're all right.
I got three quick things.
One, shout out Zob.
Best DJ at Barstool, hands down.
Thank you, brother.
Yeah, no problem.
Two, I wanted to kind of back up what you guys just said.
I was born in 96.
I remember sitting in my first grade classroom.
I didn't know exactly what was going on, but I remember the teacher just stopped everything.
That's first grade.
First grade, you're six and seven.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
He was born in 96, though, so he was five. Whatever. Yeah, when you're in first grade, you're six and seven. I'm not disagreeing with that. He was born in 96, though, so he was five.
Whatever.
Yeah, when you're in first grade, you remember shit.
So you think between the ages of four and five is when it changes?
Yes.
It's got to be.
I think it's right around there, probably.
Yeah.
That's literally exactly what I think.
So 96, they for sure remember September 11th.
97, though, probably not.
Yes.
I think that's right.
So somebody born on December.
When you're two, you can walk.
And when you're one, you can't.
It's only a year difference.
Somebody born December 25th, 1996 versus somebody born January 15th, 1997 just doesn't remember 9-11?
It's got to change at some point.
It's like a year.
I'm not talking about their birthday.
I'm talking about the year.
I think things change in a year for sure.
You can talk when you're well yeah you can talk when
you're when you can't when you're one but i mean just to say to say 90 1996 for sure remembers it
but 1997 doesn't is a crazy it has to break somewhere it's not it has to break somewhere
though right like it has to change somewhere it does it also depends on each person for sure but
like there are people there are people that are born in 1997 that would agree with you there are
people that are born in 1997 that would agree with me in the color of those born in 1996.
Let's say that.
I'll say this.
It's fucking hilarious that kids are just waddling around.
They just don't know what's going on.
They just don't remember.
They're drunk humans.
They just don't remember any of it.
I don't know why that is.
It's like.
Their brains aren't fully developed.
I wonder if your body's like, we can't remember this shit.
It would be too fucked up.
Right.
Because there's so many times where you're sitting there and you can't help yourself
or do anything that if you did remember all that shit, you'd probably be like, that was
fucking terrible.
And I was laying in the crib crying for hours.
I couldn't do anything about it.
And do your kids have little personalities, I would imagine?
And they're not really at the steering wheel yet.
No.
But they still have personalities.
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
I mean, Keegan just says things that I'm like, I.
Banana.
He calls bananas
what planet you're from he's he's like i look at the banana he's pointing to the sky i'm like
there's no clips i've seen of keegan just like on instagram shit are hilarious
at the cloud saying banana i am so fucked for the fall with school like he there's just
they just were like oh now everyone has to wear a mask i'm like well my kid's not gonna come to
school then because there's just no fucking shot
he's gonna leave a mask on
he won't keep it on
he doesn't give a shit
about anything
let alone wearing a mask
were you showing us
videos like they all
did yoga a couple
weekends ago
and like at the very
beginning he was in it
and like 10 minutes
later Keegan was just
sitting there doing
like warrior pose
and Keegan was like
climbing a tree
killer haircut though
have you seen his haircut
I don't think so
he looks sharp
he looks like Brad Pitt
oh I did see that
yeah I did see that
it's a good thing
he's good looking
because he's not
you know
developing and following
rules at all
in any other way
he's been swimming a lot
and he just refuses
to stop drinking pool water
and so he's in the pool
and he's just
gulping it down
and just like burping
and I'm like
and he's like
why not kill two birds with one stone?
I'm thirsty.
Do they give like treats still for that kind of stuff?
Like I feel like when I was learning how to swim, again, I don't know that age.
We're not going to go back to this.
But I remember they would put M&Ms in cups on the other side of the pool.
And if I could swim to it, I would get to eat.
So that's a memory.
I put my hands out for Shay toay to swim to me and she goes
before she goes she's no moving don't move back because everybody always is like oh yeah keep
going and she knows that she's like don't move back and she'll pop up she's like you're moving
back it's like well that's it that's how it goes i mean they legitimately treated us i don't know
if they do it differently in 2020 but they treated us like we were dogs like they were like drop a
treat in our mouth like i mean doggy paddle for a reason man like we're gonna teach you how to
swim like an adult.
How about that?
That people just like throw.
Did you remember that video?
It went viral pretty recently where they just like threw a newborn in the water.
I don't get it at all.
What the fuck is that?
And then they snap.
They snap above.
Like the kids like, oh, I hear snapping now.
I'm going to go up.
I'm drowning.
Yeah.
But I can hear snapping.
Dude, I remember.
I think Coley tweeted about it and I responded with something.
And I think I still get like notifications and mentions of people under being like, this
isn't how you do it or this is how you do it.
Or Twitter is just a fucking mess.
I mean, Twitter today.
That's why I can't wait to be canceled.
I mean, Twitter today is just absolutely.
I genuinely believe that like it's it's like the downfall of humanity because like Twitter.
Yeah.
Like social media and the Internet kind of in general.
It's like the best thing that ever happened.
But the worst thing, because I don't think we are designed to like take in that much right
you know it's like i have an opinion i argue with you fine argue with like 500 people at a time yeah
it's just not like natural and then you dig your heels in to try to be right rather than to try to
learn like i think that whole the whole thing we were saying earlier about like not being able to
admit you're wrong
is because you're like,
well, I have to win this argument on social media.
And because that person won't be like,
yeah, it's all good, man.
You were wrong, but now we're cool.
They're going to rub it in.
They're going to dunk on you,
so you have to dig your heels in
and nobody's going to get anywhere.
The thing that most people don't understand
is that admitting you're wrong feels so good.
Once you do it and once you're like,
I'm wrong. I'm wrong about that. Let's figure it out. It's very good. Like once you do it, and once you're like, I'm wrong.
I'm wrong about that.
Like let's figure it out.
Well, it's very disarming
because the people on the other side are like,
shit.
Oh, oh, okay.
Well, next topic.
You know?
Like you can't argue.
Like if I'm like,
listen, I had that wrong.
It was incorrect.
I apologize.
You can't say anything back.
It is such a curve ball right now
that people literally are like,
wait, what'd you say?
And you said not only do people on social media not have the ability to admit that they're
wrong they don't even hear the arguments of why they could potentially be wrong that's the other
problem too is you follow everyone who agrees right so it's just like like i'm not listening
to your argument i'm gonna go follow this guy who agrees with me i've gotten so good at muting
tweets like not muting people like muting conversations like i retweeted uh something
that i had tweeted around the George Floyd thing.
Carl Lentz had a great thing about Black Lives Matter and why the all lives matter.
But it just doesn't fly with him.
It's a great video.
And I retweeted it again yesterday because it's relevant and will continue to be relevant.
He said in 2016 and just immediately muted the conversation because I was seeing what
people were liking from when I tweeted it in May.
And I was like, I'm not dealing with this today.
I mute everybody.
I learned from the ever wise John Henry Feidelberg.
He was like.
I don't know if it's his bio anymore, but he used to say my goal is to mute everyone on Twitter.
Dude, it's better.
I think he muted me for a little bit.
And people will say you're soft.
You don't want to hear what people are saying.
It's my Twitter timeline.
I want to see what I want to see.
It's up to me.
It's the same thing.
It's like I'm soft.
It's like I follow who I want to follow. You don't criticize me for not picking who I want to see what i want to see it's up to me it's all it's the same thing it's like i'm soft it's like i follow who i want to follow you don't criticize me for not picking or also follow
you know it's also you were like hey fuck you loser like and then i mean you're like whoa whoa
what's this about it's like you're being mean to me i don't like people being mean to me i want my
twitter timeline to be what i want to see and that's it i mean i mean like but i say this and
it's not tongue-in-cheek like when people are like, we wish cancer would have won.
I don't need to see that on a daily basis.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Guess what?
I see this every day, though.
I see this.
What is it?
Deactivate your account button.
Does it get close?
My finger just hangs over it.
Can you see how many muted accounts?
Here's what I'll say, Kevin.
Kevin, I don't think you could give it up.
I don't think you can.
I don't think I can.
Go to privacy and safety, and then it has muted, blocked accounts and notifications.
And you can see how many muted accounts and blocked accounts you have.
How many do you have?
Muted?
Muted.
My number's going to be way higher than everybody's.
I don't know.
How many is it?
How many do you have?
I'll start.
No, let's say over.
Yeah, we are being pussies.
I have 1,138.
Oh.
Get ready.
I've been doing this for a long time.
Okay, what are you at?
6,000.
Yeah!
6,966.
We're almost at 7 grand.
I gotta set my game up.
Are you at like 300?
337.
What a pussy.
How many blocks do you have?
I don't have any blocks.
I don't block anybody.
Oh, no blocks.
See, I have 45 blocks.
I like picturing people screaming into the abyss. See, I have 45 blocked. And I don't have any muted words.
I like picturing people screaming into the abyss.
That's my favorite part of muting.
They think that everything they're saying is taking me down.
Because the block is the old, you know, you give them ammo and they can treat it badly.
You know what I'm about to do?
Like everyone calls Brandon Walker soft.
I'm going to unblock all of these people.
You ready for that?
Well, I don't know.
But I want a zero next to my blocked accounts.
Yeah. Can you just, like, do I have to go, like don't know. But I want a zero next to my blocked accounts. Yeah.
Can you just, like, do I have to go, like, you know what, fuck it.
What I learned from John about muting was, like, don't, like, be, do as much as you want.
Like, it doesn't have to be someone saying what they, that horrible thing they said to Casey.
It could just be, like, just something.
I disagree with you.
Yeah.
It's like, well, then get out of here.
When people are like, I put the Entenmann's donuts in the fridge.
Mute.
Yeah.
Fuck you. I don't do that. i don't want to i think john's was
john's like if someone says something to me that's not funny uh just mute them you're gone i'm almost
at 7 000 that's awesome it's just i gotta i gotta step up my meeting game to get to you guys and i
feel like my mental is is at an all-time high i feel great there's a weird thing where like um and
i'm guilty of this and i still do it to an extent like i take pride
in the way that i handle myself on social media yeah and it's like what are you a fucking loser
that is what i realize you want to block someone go ahead yeah i should you know when i'm like
you're a pussy for blocking it's like who fucking cares that was my biggest realization was it's my
twitter like i can i can see what i want to see i cannot see what i don't want to see it's it's my twitter like i can i can see what i want to see i can not see what i don't
want to see it's it's yours and there's no honor in what you're saying if you're a regular person
i go ahead go off king i do feel like on our on our like we talk shit and so we have to be able
to back like sure handle it but then i'm also just thinking like there's this random person
in fucking like idaho on twitter that i'm going to decide like, well, I can do this,
but I can't do that.
Like, I don't fucking care.
By the way, Instagram,
an underrated use of Instagram
is the restrict.
Do you know the restrict?
No, what's that?
So it used to be wherever
you could just block people.
So like you had no option.
Restrict now is the Instagram version of mute.
Okay.
So if they comment on your photos,
it's just screaming into the abyss,
but you can can approve it.
It was created because of bullying, because kids didn't want to block people because they were where they would get bullied.
So the restrict, like they're just yelling into the abyss and they think that you can see their DMs.
You just can't.
Beautiful.
Restrict, motherfuckers.
I'm going to restrict everybody.
Yep.
And if you've answered their DMs before and you restrict them, they just think that you've just never read their Instagram again or read their DM again.
The mute button and the restrict button are your friend.
Especially on Instagram.
The dick pics are out of control, fellas.
I can't relate.
I cannot relate to that.
Thank you to Trent.
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on the 4Play YouTube channel.
Come check it out.
It's going to be a good time.
Until then, stay hot!