KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: KFC Solo Show & The Ronkonkarat

Episode Date: September 9, 2019

KFC hosts the Friday show solo with a lot of pre-Patriots Antonio Brown news, Post Malone's new album, Mike Tirico is a white Italian from Queens, the Mike & The Mad Dog anniversary, a Wally Backman rant and another Mets rant in general. Mush recaps his weekend with Zah, Jared vs Kayce on scheduled tweets, the Rocket is friends with his ex, and how Marty Mush deals with women.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, we got a big week of CCK crammed into this podcast here for you. I had a solo episode, which I always enjoy doing. I think we're going to try to mix those into the schedule a little bit more often. Casey's going to be on the road for college football. The Rockets always bouncing around back and forth to Boston to do things in baseball. So I think we're going to be doing a little bit of the Kevin Clancy show going forward, which is always fun.

I am a radio nerd. I have been doing it for about a decade now, and I've been a sports radio junkie basically my whole life, listening to WFAN from Boomer and Carton now to Boomer and Geo and Mike Francesa, Mike and the Mad Dog, which had their 30th anniversary the other day. They were 30 years ago. They debuted. So, you know, it's the world is moving towards podcasting and a little bit away from the live programming. But I still believe that there's nothing quite like a live radio show where you're taking on callers. You can have breaking news. You're up to the minute with everything that's going on. And I pride myself on doing it the challenge. I like to try to do it myself,

see what happens. Like I said, I've been raised listening to guys do it my whole life, so I'm going to take it on myself and see if I can kind of hopefully be the next generation of that and see where it takes me here at Barstool Sports. So along with that, we had the usual cast of characters. We did get Casey Jarrett and myself back together. Fights was in as usual, a couple of Marty Mush appearances, a lot of Mets talk as my season came to an end, a lot of football talk as college is back and NFL was on the horizon. So a whole host of stuff to get to here on CCK today. These clips and the best of is brought to you by Manscaped, the number one company when it comes to men's below the belt grooming. They have precision engineered tools for your family jewels. Now, every guy

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Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. How long you been back, man? Welcome, welcome, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that.

How long you been back, man? It's your boy. Your boy's back. Back in the saddle. KFC here. It's the Kevin Clancy Show. Solo dolo edition of CCK to close out your week. The Rockets up in Boston.

Casey's down in Clemson. And I believe, I would imagine, for much of September, it's going to feel this way with the Rocket closing out the baseball season, Casey ramping up the college football season, and me sitting here, ready to fucking babble for a couple hours. So, join in the program, 833-85-STOOLS, phone number, that's 833-857-8665. Last night, you want to call it the return of football? You want to say football's back? Go ahead.

Not me. Last night was a preseason game, and that's what it's going to be. As long as there are guys who don't take preseason seriously, the first game out of the gates is going to be sloppy. It's going to be messy. It's going to be a shitty fucking game. Now, I mean, obviously, the Bears are a defensive-minded team, and Trubisky's

still fine in his way, but for Aaron Rodgers to step up there and play the way he's played, I mean, this dude is still in preseason mode. They get away with a W, but you can't have it both ways. You're going to have to risk some preseason injuries. You're going to have to risk

any type of risk that come along with preseason, sure. But I understand the concern. I understand why people don't like it. I understand why players don't want to do it. But then you're going to get games like last night to kick things off, which was just an absolute dud as far as I'm concerned. I mean, you didn't even have to watch half that game. You see a couple plays, you saw the entire goddamn thing. So the whole important part, though though is that like football season is back football culture football football in its essence is back and i i'm on to football i don't even know what other sport i could possibly be watching right now

september i don't even know there's no other team of mine even playing anymore as far as i'm concerned i threw out a double console. I threw out a hashtag done. There's no going back on that now. So I'm onto the Jets and I'm going to try something new. I'm going to try something different. I'm positive about the Jets. I'm expecting big things from the Jets. I think there's a chance the Jets make the playoffs I am lying through my teeth but let's go this is a new me this is a new season I'm going to try something new for a fucking change

people are out here throwing around 8-8 for the Jets a lot of people are out here saying no no no they can go 9-7 why not 10-6 why not why not us there's probably a lot of reasons why not defense and six? Why not? Why not us? I mean, there's probably a lot of reasons why not.

Defense and special teams, namely. I do feel like the Jets offense will be good. I do feel like Le'Veon Bell is poised to kind of return to, as our booker Kelly does, the spider as she does kicks in the office here. The girl who books our guests is out here doing basketball dribbling drills as she gets her Gucci sneakers filmed for our Instagram, which is like Arsenal Sports in a nutshell. Anyway, back to what I was saying. The Jets are at least hopeful. There's something to talk about.

Goddamn Jets will be back this season, except it's more of like, it's the goddamn Jets, baby. There's two different versions of goddamn Jets. One is the usual. One is the majority of the time, the motherfucking goddamn Jets, baby. There's two different versions of goddamn Jets. One is the usual. One is the majority of the time, the motherfucking goddamn Jets. And right now, while, you know, hope springs eternal and everyone's got a clean slate, it's the goddamn Jets, baby. There's an interesting, there's an interesting like phenomenon going on in this, in the sense of people seem to forget how upset Jets fans were not too long ago with Adam Gase being the head coach and I think it's a fascinating story in the sense of PR where as long as you just don't fuck up you're good like he hasn't he hasn't

obviously there's been nothing that you can prove throughout you know training camps and offseason but people seem to be confident going into this season just because there hasn't been any gaffes yet there hasn't been any fuck-ups there hasn't been any dumb quotes there hasn't been any major pr disasters and so all of a sudden people are just like all right maybe we'll be fine i don't know why why, you know, why, uh, you, you have a press conference where your eyes bug out of your head and people are like, this is a fucking joke. We're screwed. And then a few months later, everyone seems to kind of just be like, all right, well, whatever, maybe we're good. You know, you bolster the rest of

your coaching staff and you don't, you just stay out of the papers. And next thing you know, people maybe have a little bit of hope. So here I am stupidly getting my hopes up, breaking my own fucking rules, knowing, knowing that I always get let down, still sitting here thinking, nah, this is going to be different, man. It's going to be different. But I've made a decision in my life. And that is I need, I need some, I need some level of positivity. I just can't, I can't keep living this way.

Now, some would say that that just leads to bigger heartbreak down the road, which leads to greater depths of depression. But I need to at least trick myself and fool myself into thinking that I've got something good to look forward to. Bears fans, I don't know. I don't know what you got to look forward to right now. I don't know what you got to look forward to right now I don't know what you do with Mitch Trubisky and I don't even know if it's necessarily Mitch Trubisky but it is the the storyline around Mitch Trubisky now from one single comment dude out there, we just wanted to make Mitch Trubisky play quarterback.

We knew that if we made him play quarterback, we had a shot to win. Yikes. That, I mean, it's one comment, but perception becomes reality real quick in this league, in this world. And all of a sudden you got yourself a quarterback problem. If you traded up for a guy who is now in his basically like time to prove it year and you got the opposition saying, we know this guy can't fucking play when it comes time to give up that when it

comes time to decide what to do with your salary cap, when it comes time to back up the Brinks truck, you're going to give it to a guy that that's what the opposition saying. I mean, that's almost like that's so dirty that's honestly for a like a post-game comment i almost want to say that's like out of bounds you know oh we got puppies in the office we got puppies in the office pups in the office let's go you know what i mean like Like there's, there's, there's a way to, uh, to kind of make your point without like torpedoing this guy. And I don't know. I mean, I know it's bears Packers.

I know there's no love lost there. Uh, I know that we're talking about a young quarterback and, uh, whoever, who was it who made the comments? I don't remember the top of my head, but it was the oldest player in the league. That's like, Oh, if you're Mitch Trubisky right now, you have to ball the fuck out in week two. Cause what you have to hope is that Mitch played quarterback becomes a thing. Like that's the knock right now. It's like, we, we, we, we knew that their quarterback could not play quarterback. And that's what we focused on. And that's exactly what happened. And that's why we lost this game with a three spot on the board. But all of a sudden you go out there and you ball out week two. And I can see very much like in a Barstool storyline sort of way,

in a Barstool t-shirt sort of way, the way David Price is good. Tuka Rask is good. These like, we are good for the Cubs a couple of years ago. These very basic story, these very basic phrases almost become the rallying cry, whereas it could be that for Mitch. Mitch played quarterback can be a thing, but the first step is that Mitch has to play quarterback. I mean, the knock on him that he can't throw left, that's kind of a problem. And then last night, the final play there where he did look left and he just stared it down the whole time does not bode well.

But when you traded, when you gave up a fucking boatload to get there, you got him. Now it's time to put up or shut up. And everyone's calling him out saying he can't even play quarterback. And on the horizon, you have a couple good quarterbacks coming out, a couple potentially great quarterbacks coming out. That is not a position I want to be in as a GM. That's why I'm extremely happy with the Sam Darnold situation, because for the first time, not only do they land a promising guy, but the way he's very early still, no doubt, but the way he's unfolding seems to be there's no question that we're at least going to ride with this guy. And now obviously, you know, if he regresses and takes a huge step backwards,

then they're kind of in the same boat. But for the Jets with Sam Darnold, the beauty of the situation right now is that no matter what happens for the foreseeable future, as long as it's nothing completely catastrophic, you're, you're set with your guy. There's no questions from the media there's no distractions in the locker room there's no quarterback controversies you're gonna have some downs hopefully gonna have some ups and you know you're gonna ride with this guy to develop him there's no there's no pressure necessarily I mean of course there's always pressure in the NFL and of course they're in New York but there's no immediacy where you have to make this decision coming up the way the Bears are going to face with Mitch Trubisky. And so you can just kind of chill for a moment and let things unfold the way

they do. Bears not so lucky because they have this defense. They have this, these expectations considered to be a potential, you know, quarter, a Super Bowl contender. But all of a sudden, the storyline from one fucking game and one fucking comment is you got a quarterback who can't even play quarterback. If I'm Mitch Trubis mr bisky i fuck what's the guy's name who said it traymond williams yeah traymond williams like if i'm mr bisky i fucking hate that guy for life that is he did him so dirty and with one comment the packers have just like dropped a stick of dynamite into the fucking Bears locker room. That is brutal. But I mean,

all this shit gets erased week two. If you go out, you win and you ball out. That's kind of the beauty of football. It's short week, short memory and like let's keep it moving here. A couple calls here. As I mentioned, the Jets things pop off immediately. That's how we do. 833-85 stool. Phillip in Montreal.

What up, dude? Yo, buddy. It's first time calling. 833-85-STOOL. Phillip in Montreal. What up, dude? Yo, buddy. It's first time calling in. Big KFC guy. I just wanted your opinion on reuniting Antonio Brown and Leon Bell in New York. What's I say again? Antonio Brown? Yeah, bring him to New York

reuniting him with Leon Bell. Oh, boy. Could you imagine that? You know what? Part of me has dreams sometimes of just putting together like an all-star malcontent problem team just loaded with fucking talent. I mean, Antonio Brown in New York doing this kind of shit

would not fly. And I know, I mean, everybody else in the world, I'm kind of shit would not fly. And I know, I mean, everybody else in the world, I'm sure, opened up with Antonio Brown and all that. And I understand there's constant controversy and talking about it almost is like, all right, what's even the fucking point? Like, around and around we go and this is never going to change.

But the latest wrinkle here, now that we know what he said, that every all the reports are that he said cracker. Mike Mayock's a cracker. And like the Trump supporters of the world are licking their fucking chops because now this is something way bigger than just a diva wide receiver. This is bigger than helmets and money and, you know, Gruden and the Raiders. Now it's going to be this social, racial, bigger conversation, which is just so ridiculous. Cause you know what this is? This is the dream scenario for, and people love this white people and basically either closet or outward racists love the argument of, could you imagine if this situation was reversed? I've been hearing it my whole life. The first time I ever heard it was BET. When people were

saying, could you imagine if there was a white entertainment television? It would be crazy. And it happens a lot with feminist issues, with sexist issues, when it's man versus woman. A girl hits a guy. Could you imagine if the tables returned and he hit her? Well, yeah, it's a lot different when a fucking man who's a lot stronger knocks a girl out versus when a girl slaps a guy in the face. Should everybody should not touch, you know, yes, everyone should play by the same rules. Of course, we all should be, should be upstanding people and, uh, and not assholes to each other and not violent with each other. But there are certain things that cross certain lines that are just the fucking way you can't the word cracker.

I'm saying it freely right now on the fucking radio because it's not a thing. It's not ever going to have the same weight and the same gravitas and the same offense and history and all that as some of the true, real, hateful, deep-se seated racial slurs. It does. Yes. If, if a, if a white guy was on the field or if a white exec was calling a player, the N word, it would be the end of the fucking world. And that's because of hundreds of years of slavery and institutional racism and racial dynamics that just don't exist when you reverse it. You sounds ridiculous when you're trying to make the word cracker seem as offensive or as derogatory or as problematic as some of the words that are used to describe entire races of people, entire ethnicities that have been horribly, horribly oppressed.

So just don't even fucking bother doing it. Let's just laugh at the fact that Antonio Brown's running around calling people cracker. This is some Chappelle show shit. This is where, I mean, for when, when, I mean, when did Chappelle go off the air? He came on more like 03, like three seasons. So I don't know. Let's call it fucking.

It's been 15 years, let's say. For 15 years, I've been saying we need it. This needs to be a Chappelle show skit. We need Chappelle back to write a skit about this because a a loud mouth flashy diva wide receiver dropping cracker talking uh talking uh up higher ups is let's just let's just enjoy the entertainment value here because that's what Antonio Brown is if you're're a Raiders fan, for sure not. But from a distance, it's fun to watch the drama unfold. Now, Scott Van Pelt actually had a great little rant. Did I send that to you guys? Do you have that up? Yeah. This was his, what was it called? One Big

Thought or whatever it's called. Scott kills it. It's a little long here, but the end I thought was the most interesting part. So let's just run Scott talking about the A-B controversy. He chronicles everything from start to finish that's gone on with A-B so far. to have any shot at the playoffs. Getting traded to Oakland where he has bleached his mustache, frozen his feet, filed grievances about his helmet, skipped a walkthrough before a preseason game in Canada for which he was fined by his GM, posted the letter about the fine on social media

where he said, devil is a lie, everyone got to pay this year, so we clear. Gotten into an altercation with that GM and practiced about posting the letter on social media, an altercation where he allegedly threatened to punch said GM in the face, then was sent home with the thought that he would be suspended the following day. You having fun yet, Oakland? This is who you traded for. His routine is so tired and so played out. Talented players, though, in fact, let's just broaden it to talented people. They're always going to get more wiggle room, more benefit of the doubt from their employers. It's a fact.

When you're great at your job, you get more strikes than the employee who's mediocre. But when you aren't able to do your job because both your last team and your new team made the conscious choice to not allow you to do it because they're so sick of your bull... Where are we? The thing about Brown is he always manages to make himself the victim in all this.

Everyone's a hater. No, they're not. That's what weak-minded people say in the face of legitimate criticism. Just be an adult. Love that line. That's such a great fucking line. think this is going to go away it's not because it doesn't this is what you get but here's the thing 14 185 and 2 you know what those numbers are 14 catches 185 yards two touchdowns that's what antonio brown had the last time he played in the game that's what you get to as the old saying goes you married at oakland normally though at least you get a honeymoon before people poet talking about haters, but that's beautiful. That to me, that's poetry. Haters is something that weak-minded people say in the face of legitimate criticism. Like, wow, wow. It's such a crutch now to just be like, you're a hater. Fuck that. And I mean, don't get me wrong. The world is absolutely filled to the brim with haters, especially on social media and the Internet and the world of faceless, anonymous people chirping at you. So you got to be able to try to decipher it and weed through it.

And sometimes the weak-minded people are the ones who are criticizing you, and you got to just know to block that bullshit out and keep moving. But in a situation like this, where you're the common denominator, you don't get to just say, oh, these are haters because everywhere you go in every situation you're in, there is drama. So at some point you got to look yourself in the mirror. You can't just say, oh, these are haters. The second bit that he put in there, actually at the end, he said, you know, usually you get the honeymoon before the divorce. Well, that's, that's if you draft a guy, that's he said, you know, usually you get the honeymoon before the divorce. Well, that's that's if you draft a guy. That's if you, you know, when you're the first team to kind of have to go through it, you're like, oh, shit, we didn't see this coming. The Raiders knew exactly what the fuck they were getting into, which brings me to the final point. They knew what they were getting into.

And it's what he said, 14, 185 and two touchdowns. And that kind of goes back to what I was saying about Mr. Biskey. You play well, and if Antonio Brown goes out there, when he's allowed to go out there, if he goes back out there, if his contract's not voided, whatever, when we see the saga come to a close, if he puts those numbers up, nothing matters. Le'Veon Bell goes out there and does what he does, puts up a bajillion yards from scrimmage and scores a thousand touchdowns

the way he's done his first five, six years, whatever, nothing else matters. Mitch Trubiski goes out there and plays quarterback next week and silences everybody. And it was just one bad week to open things up. And you stumbled out of the gates and all the other, all the other little cliches and rhetorics you can put on, on a bad game to put some lipstick on a pig. Nothing, nothing fucking else matters. But until you do that, or if you don't do that, you then kind of, you kind of give control to the haters because then it becomes a comment from the opposition or, or, uh, you know, you spiral out of control because especially now when people are so ramped up to get to week one and to get on the field, like these guys have just got to be at their

wits end. Everybody from the top down, you know, from the brass and the offices down to the field. Like you've gone through training camp, you've gone through OTAs and preseason, and now all you want to do is play football and you're not there yet. So the media is looking for something to talk about. You're looking for one last story before you can actually recap a real game. You're drumming up old controversy. If you're in the media, you're focused on old drama. If you're, you know, kind of one of these malcontent players. You just need to play, and you're finally there at the finish line,

and you just haven't gotten out on the field yet. So for guys like that, that's what you need to do is go play, go catch balls, go throw touchdowns, whatever it may be. AB is such a problem, he can't even get there, though. Not even going to be able to get there because he can't shut the fuck up and just chill for a goddamn minute i wonder if if a guy like ab i wonder if he even knows with like the cracker situation that he's like i shouldn't have done that because i was it looks like there's a story that he's apologized to the team already okay see that that makes sense because

i think that is like i said this you know, the helmet's one thing. And I mean, some of the other comments have been kind of like whatever, you know, general innocuous drama. But this is where, like I said, guys like Clay Travis and the people who love this kind of shit are going to run with this. And I think even AB being the fucking ridiculous lunatic that he is is probably like, I don't need all this drama. You know, I was like Drew Rosenhouse was like Skyping into, I think it was Good Morning Football today or one of the million shows on in the morning. And I wonder if he likes this or doesn't like this. I feel like most agents, publicists, whatever,

you know, people in your team, they get a call that's like, yo, AB called this dude a cracker. Like, what are we going to do? And it's like, fuck, why can't my guy just get out there and get on the field? But someone like Drew Rosenhaus, I think loves this shit. I feel like he's like, this is my time to shine now. I'm back in the spotlight. I'm going to say the right thing. Hopefully like put out the right script, going to have him apologize. And when he gets back on the field and when he does put up 185

and two touchdowns and all is good in the world, all of a sudden it looks like I was part of it. It looks like I can handle this. You know, the next prime time wide receiver is looking my way. I feel like guys like that. I almost feel like they want them to do it. So yeah, wait, be cool. Call him a cracker. Call him a cracker. We'll get on TV the next day. I wouldn't put anything past the guy like Drew Rosenhaus. Let's get back to some of these calls here. Liam, what do you got on the Jets? You happen to break the camel's back, KFC.

I've been trying all week to stay pessimistic about the Jets this year, and I made the mistake of watching a Le'Veon Bell highlight reel. Yeah, that'll do it! That'll do it! I mean, him and Jamal Adams are just unbelievable. And I'm getting excited and I know I'm going to pay for it down the road. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But here's the thing. That's what I said.

Like right now, I'm in like complete like role reversal where for the longest time I'm preaching people to the Mets. Like, don't do this to yourself. Don't get your hopes up. Don't because all you do is you get hopes up only to be crashed like that much further down. But I'm going to do it with the jets. Fuck it, man. We need it, Liam. We can't coming off of what we just, if you're, I'm assuming you're a Mets fan too, coming off of that, we can't go, we can't go right into pessimistic football mode. I honestly think that's bad for, for our health. It's almost like I'm counseling the Jets' counsel until prior notice

because we can't have, like, we can't have too many quick counsels back to back. And there's reasons. I'm actually a Jets fan and I was at that Nats-Mets game.

Oh. So wait, what are you? You're in Connecticut so you're one of these fucking, you're a gypsy. You're a Yankees-Jets gypsy. I just don't understand

people like you. Yankees-Jets-Rangers-Nets. I inherited all four, though. I just don't understand people like you. Yankees, Jets, Rangers, Nets. I inherited all four, though. I just don't get it. Because being a Mets and Jets fan is like a fucking personality trait. And being a Yankees, Giants fan, as bad as the Giants are right now,

although it does look like there's a little bit of promise with a couple things here and there. But for the most part, the Giants have been a goddamn disaster, maybe more so than the Jets in recent years. But the personality trait of being like the big brother, classy winner, classic franchise, that's like who you are. I don't understand you as a person, Liam.

I don't get how you flipped the calendar in April to baseball season and you're like, Mr. Big Bad Arrogant 27 Rings. And then football comes along and you're like, I was trying to be pessimistic about my team because we stink. I just don't even get how you have those two sides to your personality. I mean, the Yankees haven't been the 27-ring Yankees

in the last 20 years. That's what you've been saying for, you know, that's the party line right now. It's less the same thing as it was. There's still an arrogance and you know it. You never roll into a baseball season being like, we're fucked. We stink the same way you would for the Mets or Jets.

That's true. It just doesn't make sense. You flip the calendar, you become a different goddamn person. Listen, Liam. Until they give us a reason. They just haven't given us a reason yet. So it was a major injury. If Donald takes a zillion steps back, if Adam Gase is a disaster, fine.

Then we can start talking about it. But as of right now on paper, a lot of talent, a lot of youth, a lot of good things, or at least better than usual things for this franchise. Until they give us a reason, let's just let it unfold. Ride with the Jets. Let's go. Let's fucking go. I'm going to regret these words so fucking much.

Jack from Illinois, what do you got on your Bears? Hey, what's up, Kevin? Long time listener. Fucking love your show, everything you do. Thanks, man. So I just wanted to, I hope you step away from this optimistic attitude. I don't want to see you depressed. I'm a longtime Bears fan, a Miami Hurricanes fan,

and a White Sox fan. I'm only 20 years old, and I've only seen losing my whole fucking life. All my whole life. And I feel you on your fucking Mets, man. Like, I'm rooting for the Mets. I was watching them the other night, and I saw that shit. There's a kinship. There's a kinship that exists between the White Sox and the Mets.

The only reason the Sons of Uribebe where it was a thing born from dark sexy and juan uribe as both fan bases got to enjoy him the only problem with the white socks is white socks dave that fucking asshole but otherwise oh i hate him why do you see that white socks writer why it's not it doesn't matter dude, dude. It's like me. It's almost like I said about winning. It's like if you go out there and you win, nothing else matters. If our teams are winning, you'd love whoever's covering your team. You'd love White Sox, Dave, covering the White Sox.

You'd love me covering the Mets. White Sox, Dave, wouldn't even matter. I wouldn't even read a shit if the White Sox win. It's just that I'm so sad about that I'm losing. I have to go on Barstool Sports. They got all my apps. They'll read a fucking blog. And he's putting out misinformation about fucking Luis Robert being the fucking only player to be 30 for 30. And Dave fucking calls him out on air right then and there.

It's like, dude, come on. Come on. Let me ask you about your Bears though. When, when you see that comment post game, like, you know, they, they basically call out Mr. Trubisky and every in the most basic but devastating way. Are you – where are you at on that? Are you like, oh, fuck, we're in trouble?

Or are you like, no, no, no, our guy's good, we're fine, this is just one game? I'm fucking torn because I was like – trust me, I was in the comment section on fucking posts all fucking years. Oh, no. Shut the fuck up. Trubisky is awesome. He's going to have a great fucking game. He's going to come out, tear him apart.

And holy shit. I haven't seen. It looks like Big Ten football out there. We were playing Big Ten football on an NFL field last night. Honestly, I watched the first half and I was like, this is just gruesome. Like I said, I feel like I was watching preseason football. I zoned out. I watched a little bit of succession, kind of stopped paying attention,

came back in, and I legitimately didn't miss a fucking thing. I threw a fucking party. I threw a party at my house and a big cook got it cooked for everyone. I'm sitting by this fucking grill like a depressed asshole because I drafted Dave Montgomery, too, and he didn't do shit for me either. I have him in my is it it's so funny it's not funny I know I know how you feel right now but it's like you wait and you wait and you wait much like I said with these players these guys are just itching to finally get on the field you are you have the Thursday

night game you're opening up the season you're like we finally made it and then it's basically like you didn't even get to watch a football game it's like no we didn't that was that was week zero like it didn't fucking happen it's really funny too my friend goes because like i listen to all your shit he goes you know i don't really like kevin why do you listen to him because he understands you know i know it's like yes fucking you know what he's devastated honestly i i do believe and this this full this segment here has just been filled with parallels and everything coming full circle about haters. There's a level of like you have to understand who I am and who people like us are, Jack. Where if you don't get it and you don't understand the mentality of being battered and being upset and life being such a disaster sports-wise, you probably won't like it.

Because it sounds like it's constant complaining and over-the-top whining, but it's all very fucking justified when you live the life we live. There's actually a lot of parallels between the Bears and the Jets. For years, me and Big Cat were always kind of in the same boat. We didn't have our quarterback

and we were stumbling along. Every now and then, we'd have a great defensive team and every now and then, there'd be some hopes up, but but we'd always basically whenever there's a primetime game the jets and the bears would shit the bed in an embarrassing fashion it was always very you know uh very alongside each other and now even if donald can kind of put things together you have this trubisky donald parallel bears and the jets are always a little interconnected in one way or another but uh i don't know you got you got a little long ways to go there, Jack. Yeah, we do.

I'm only playing, man. But I listen to all your shit. Love you, man. Appreciate it, dude. Brothers in arms. Have a good day. Keep your head up, dude. Let's hit a break.

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That's all the CBD oil products in all the different forms for 25% off when you go to CBDMD.com and use the promo code KFC. Parent statement, I'll just say Antonio's back today. We're really excited about that. Ready to move on. He's had a lot of, obviously, time to think about things. We're happy to have them back and i know raider nation is excited about that too all right all right guys thank you very much

there you have it that's the plan ab's back which i i i wish i had just i wish i had called it because i was thinking this the whole time because this is what just happened the raiders and antonio brown are in a relationship and they were just having like their regular fights where it's just like back and forth and bubbling and bubbling and bubbling. And then, you know, where you have your moment with your girl, where you have your blow up fight and both parties kind of pause and they're like, whoa, wait a second. Like shit just got out of hand. We need to, we need to reset here. That was the cracker comment. That was things coming to a second. Like shit just got out of hand. We need to, we need to reset here.

That was the cracker comment. That was things coming to a head. That was both parties being like, okay, I'm being silly. I'll apologize. You apologize. Let's fuck and just get back together and have, have our makeup sex and be good. That's it. It was the perfect timing. It was the, everything came to a head. Now it's time to play football. Put it all behind you. And then it bubbles back up. Relationships are basically like turbo in NBA Jam. You hold down turbo, and you're good, you're good, you're good.

You're flying. And then you run out of turbo, and shit falls apart. You apologize. You reset. Boom, you got your turbo back. And then you can go full speed again. You need to kind of have those moments where everything, you remind yourself that you need to kind of like calm down, get back to basics, and not let this thing blow. Because, I mean, that was at the breaking point. That was like, we're thinking about suspending you.

We're thinking about trying to void your contract. We don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. That's the breakup talk. Like, all right, listen, we're done. We're fucking done here. And then, wait a second, no, want to do that. You don't want to do that. That's the breakup talk. Like, all right, listen, we're done. We're fucking done here. And then wait a second. No, neither side wants that. Let's go fucking get back to things. So Antonio Brown is back. And funny how quickly, I'm sure, if that's the case and he goes and plays. And this is why I challenge anybody who is trying to liken the racial slurs being similar.

A.B. is now back. He's going to play. If he goes out and plays well, do you think anybody will be talking about this? Nope. It'll be done and over. So that right there is the only evidence you need to understand that there really is no comparison. Because if it was the other way around, as everyone likes to say, there would be talk about this no matter what happens on the field for months, for years, forever to come.

Anthony from Huntington, what do you got on this situation? What's up, man? What's going on here? Fucking Irish piss man, how are you? Yeah, exactly. It's like, whatever, dude. How you doing, you fucking How you doing, you guinea? What do you got? Like, whatever. I'm half Irish.

I'm driving my fucking parents to Ireland. I mean, I'm not driving them to Ireland. That'd be impossible. I'm driving them to the airport in a few hours. Dude, dude, so I wanted to ask you this, because every time I see his fucking face on TV, I can't laugh, because I laugh because I think of you. Do you remember, like, five, seven years ago

when you wrote that? It was on Tariko, and you're like, hold the ago when you wrote that uh it was on torico and you're like hold the phone you're telling me this fucking guy so i saw that last night and then what is all this going on do you think that would be as funny as it was then as you know like in today's i don't know that's a that's a great question if i wrote that blog now i don't think i i think it would i would still it would still be laughed at and it would still be fine, but I bet there would be a contingency of people who would be, this is problematic and I can't believe you think this is funny. I mean,

Jim Brewer was, was made, made a joke about the Mexican drug cartel and, and, and Edwin Diaz like a couple of weeks ago and people were so super offended and I didn't think anything of that. But yeah, for the people who don't know that story, thank you for reminding me of it, Anthony. My favorite underground story that people do not know now, and there was a generation of stoolies that learned of it,

and we blogged about it, we talked about it, and we laughed about it, and then I kind of forget that there's a whole new crop of stoolies and a whole new generation of sports fans and internet users who probably don't know it. Mike Tirico is a white guy mike tarico he says that he's an italian from queens yeah right so you didn't know the black espn guy nope no the white espn guy but yes monday night football mike tarico look him up he says he's a white guy from queens and when you think about it like that hey mikey

torico how you doing i'm an italian from queens what's good he he says he's not black and at and za you gotta understand he's won awards like one time i don't know i don't want to get this wrong but let's say uh he won like a NAACP broadcasters award. And he was like, thanks and all, but I'm not black. How? How the fuck is that Italian? I mean, now, if you I mean, if you try it, does that make me Italian? I mean, we're literally the same. We are the same complexion. Am I a white Italian? I wouldn the same we are the same complexion am i a white italian i wouldn't say you're the same complexion okay i think you're a bit darker but you get what i mean

you're mike torico with the uh with the tan okay yeah i mean he he claims um he claims that like over the years and the line he always uses is that everyone in his family is as white as a refrigerator. It's so good. And I mean, he's got the complexion. It seems like he has the hair. I just it just I'm like, I don't know. I just don't believe you, Mike. And I and I don't want to be I don't believe you, Mike. And I, and I don't want to be, um, I don't want to be

rude here, but like, maybe you think you're not, but, but you, your, your father maybe is, and maybe you don't know. You know what I mean? Like, there's just something going on here. Who was the milkman? Where was, what was going on? It's crazy. It's one of my favorite, like underground stories ever. Uh, he says the only contract I, well, okay, so this is the thing, too. This is why I remember my antenna went up. He said, the only contact I had growing up was with my mom's side of the family, and they're all white as a refrigerator. I'm like, well, Mike, there's a whole other side of your DNA that you clearly don't know.

So maybe, just maybe. Right. And I don't know what his mom said. And he said he's seen pictures of his father and other members of his family, his father's family. He says they're all white. I'm like, well, I don't know, but there's something in you. He's like, I'm an Italian from Queens.

Yo, his hair, his hair is as nappy as mine i i feel like that's another n word i'm not allowed to say anymore because of don imus but i'm happy you can say it it's not white people hair yeah it's it's it's like this you can fucking make dreadlocks out of it like this without putting beeswax in it just like you're not a uh it's he just says he's an italian which is i i every time it comes up. I love when I find someone who doesn't know it. Like I saw your face change when you're like, wait, wait, what? You look at the picture and you're like this guy. No, we're talking about someone else.

Right. When I watch people learn it for the first time, it is so good. That and the what's the brand? Can we find the Donald Sterling quote that fights always pulls up? What's the Donald Sterling fights is the king of this quote. He always pulls it up. And it was during Donald Sterling's deposition. And he went on and on and on about chicks sucking him.

And, yeah, here it is. Okay. Okay. um yeah here it is okay um this this is another sports thing that uh people don't know about but this was from donald sterling's deposition when he got in trouble with uh the clippers and his comments and everything he says well i fool around sometimes i do when a girl seduces me and tells me all these hot stories and dirty things, tells me how much she wants to suck on me, take my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. When I'm in a limousine, she takes off all her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on?

And she started sucking on me on the way to Mr. Coon's house. And I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good. Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting? This is the best. Donald Sterling is a crazy old fucking horny, senile dude. They say, hey, man, is this your handwriting? He starts talking about girls sucking on him. That, to me, we should wake up every morning and tweet this out and be like, remember when Donald Sterling started talking about his getting his dick sucked in a limousine because someone asked him if this is his handwriting.

Those two things remind the world that Mike Tirico claims to be a white guy. And Donald Sterling just was desperate to tell anybody that he gets his dick sucked in the back of a fucking limousine. Just just to know that's what I live for. Those are the stories that I think Barstool Sports like. Thank God for Barstool Sports. Thank God for sports blogs and blogs and the internet in general to find those stories and make sure the world gets them there is nothing better than tidbits like

that when you get to tell the people those things like keep that in your back pocket read them the donald sterling quote next time you're at the bar and they'll fucking love you forever the mike terrico one is unreal it's on i mean that that i'm like i'm gonna go i'm literally gonna call my brother as soon as i'm walking out here and tell him i don't think he knows it's the best like cocktail party like hey what's up nice to meet you i'm kevin did you know mike terrico says he's white it is keep that one in the holster at all times uh so what else we got here i'm looking down the list um there was this so the the dude who gave uh mac miller his drugs which uh mac unfortunately od'd on because of fentanyl has been charged with uh i guess i guess they try to charge you with murder for these sort of things

and um i sent you guys over a clip this morning there so there was this girl and this is why like god bless the internet. This girl, uh, put up this video. She tweeted it out and said a few months ago, I flew out to meet this guy that I met on the internet. And, uh, all my girlfriends thought that I was being catfished. And so I videoed this and, and got proof of it to send it back it's a real quick quick clip but just listen to what she says so uh cameron's not a murderer so yeah uh cameron's not a murderer that's the only thing she says in the clip and it turns out to be the guy who murdered mac miller and so like bazillion thousand retweets and there's this guy just riding in the car who looks exactly like the type of guy who would send you who would give you fucking drugs with fentanyl in it that has got to be the scariest shit in the world where even a guy like mac miller who's got money and knows people and i'm sure was partying and like thought he was

getting clean normal shit even that laced with fentanyl tyler skaggs that was the the uh the uh autopsy report on him too like. Like, you just can't. You just don't know. I mean, these are guys, entertainers and ballplayers, like supposedly thinking they're probably getting, like, normal shit. And you end up fucking dead because of it. But, yeah, I feel like that's not funny. But it is.

I mean, the Internet stays undefeated when it comes to things like that. Like this girl filming this guy. Yeah, he's not a murderer. Turns out he may be and i hope he is i hope like i i hope you get charged with the absolute worst i mean i don't know uh i never understand the logic behind people who put fentanyl into their drugs because you are killing your market it's just bad business it's just bad business to put fence at all in drugs it's really what it is you gotta have a sick perverted mind to go ahead and do it 833-85 stool is the phone number we mentioned uh the best concerts ever before ryan from florida what

do you got uh what's up kevin i just wanted to say today's been the best show because it's just you but uh i actually went to the tribute concert for your boy uh xxx tentacion get the fuck out of here no no that wasn't it that wasn't it the best part of it was the only feature on his album it was the album listening party and uh it was free or it was i paid ten dollars for the ticket and the last five songs kanye came out and fucking performed like uh performed like can't tell me nothing and like blood on the leaves and shit shit. It was fucking awesome, dude. I was screaming at the top of my lungs. It was so crazy to pay 10 bucks

and ended up seeing fucking Kanye West. Like a half a Kanye concert, yeah. Yeah, and Lil Wayne showed up too. It was pretty badass, dude. Man, it is crazy how much respect in the music world that dude got. Fuck that guy, man. What a piece of shit that dude was.

I still can't get down with anybody who rocks with XSX Tentacion. I guess it's kind of hypocritical because I definitely rooted for ballplayers and other people who have had domestic violence issues and all sorts of shit like that. So I guess in some sense I do it as well

but things just got so dark and so weird with that kid that it was like, how can you in any way, shape or form be down with this? But, uh, Mark from New York, what do you got?

Yeah. What's going on, Kevin? Uh, real quick. Um, I wanted to talk about the mess. What's that?

What's that? No, sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Uh, so I wanted to just unpack real quick, some things from the podcast or from God, I believe when you were on, uh, the Yeah. So I wanted to just unpack real quick some things from the podcast

or from God Believe when you were on the radio. So how they keep coming up with new ways to lose. I mean, in 2019, the year of our Lord and Savior, I mentioned, I think I called it a while back about 1999, walk-off walk. I mean, do you remember any other team that has lost a pennant on a walk-off walk? That is not talked about enough either.

The Mets lost the fucking National League walking in the game-winning run. Andrew Jones is trotted home because ball four Kenny Dumbass Rogers couldn't put one over the fucking plate. Like, just groove one, like, 72 miles an hour right over the plate,

and chances are, he's going to pop up. Like, chances are he's going to pop up. Chances are he's going to get under it, and you're good to go. You walk in the pennant-losing run. Again, that's something else. When people are like, oh, why do Mets fans complain? There are other losing teams. I don't know.

You tell me another team that's done that. Tell me another team that's lost the National League because your pitcher couldn't put one over the fucking plate. Yeah, that's what I try to explain to my other friends who are fans of other teams, like smaller market teams or even the Yankees, and they just don't get it, and they have no idea about the dysfunction with the Wilpons. My dad is 62.

I'm a little younger than you are. I was born four or five months after the World Series, and my dad, who's seen the Mets win twice, like, he doesn't get it either. Like, he wouldn't have that. Mark, you don't get it. Like, you're right. People don't get that me and you and our age group,

we are, we're the worst generation. Because you think that, like, the older you are with the Mets, the worse it is for you, because that means the longer you've been suffering and the worse seasons you've seen. But in between 10, 15, 20 more losing seasons that they got to witness, they also witnessed two World Series. So I would rather be them. And yeah, sure, they lived through the 70s and the 90s and all these decades that were just as shitty. But in between there, you ran the city

for a little bit. You had a legendary team. You won, you had the miracle in 69. You had the, you know, one of the best, most talked about sports teams ever in 86. So I'd rather be those people than be me who, yeah, sure. Maybe it's less, less years of heartbreak, but none, none of the, the two championships, there's nothing worse than being a Mets fan who's basically my exact age. And it ranges up to Clem. Clem's a few years older. I mean, Brent, you don't remember anything, right?

No, you're too young. You need to basically have been born in like... Like the World Series? No. Yeah, you need to be born in like 79, I guess. You'd be seven years old. That was close. My fake ID. Yeah, the fake version of you did it. But yeah, I feel like if you were like six

to eight years old, you could start to have some memories based on that. But otherwise, being in your 30s and being a Mets fan right now is, I believe, the worst fate in all of sports. Mike, the Exterminator is on the line. What up, Mike? KFC, what's up,

my man? How you doing, dude? Doing well, doing well. I was off and in my car actually when I heard you talking about the fentanyl. Yeah, I just got to wedge that in there real quick. It just caught my eye, but it's definitely a scary epidemic that's going on. I feel like I heard up in

all across New England, tons of coke was laced with fentanyl, and you're seeing, like I said, entertainers and ballplayers dying from it now. If you've been if you watch Euphoria on HBO, they were dabbling in that. So it's certainly all over the place. It's some scary shit. Yeah, it is a scary ass thing. both sides of drug use and recovery. Even just five, six years ago when I was doing the stuff, this wasn't happening.

And one man started it, and now it's like it's in every bag. What is that? Is that just someone who wants to see the world burn? Do you know? Well, you know, and I'm glad they started charging people you know for for murders now for yeah because hopefully that'll like deter it a little bit but is that like they're trying to cut it with something to like make you know to like is it like a a financial decision or is it just like i'm going to do this because i want to see the world burn i want to see people die no no so they figured if one man figured

it out, he started to put the tiniest amount, uh, or molecule of fentanyl in with, with heroin. And it intensifies it so much more for us that it feels like we're getting the best shit on the fucking planet. So then we start seeking out that those only the shit with fentanyl and when you're in that you you want the better stuff and it doesn't matter if it's going to kill you and that's the fucked up shit about it crazy that's where our brain works and you know what honestly i mean like like for what's that go ahead i'm sorry i was going to say if you know if you're reckless like that and and you're looking for it uh you know that's your own decision right but it's the people who are like i mean again

much like the racial slur stuff earlier nobody should be doing this you shouldn't get your drugs in the street blah blah of course be safe and all that but it's the people who think that they're just getting their their regular whatever and that that's laced is where it's really fucked up if you're seeking it out and you know the risks and you're just like, fuck it, I want this, well then, hey, that's on you. But it's the person who gets duped into it that's where I think it's murder. And that's what's happening more because, I mean, I remember times where I'd have to do eight bags at a time just to get high.

Now, if you do one bag with some fentanyl in it, that may kill you. Yeah, that's some scary stuff. Are you doing good now, Mike? Yeah, doing good, man. All is well. Still listening every day. Love you. And I'm going to bounce.

Thanks, bro. Appreciate it. Stay clean. Stay away from that shit. And keep listening to us. I really appreciate it, man. I guess we'll do one more call on this. Jesse from Chicago.

Hey, what's going on how are you i'm doing good how about you i'm all right i just wanted to talk about uh euphoria and mac miller to a comparison uh do you see a comparison with uh fez and mac miller at all oh yeah yeah no doubt and i believe that was a thing because the actor who plays Fez, his name escapes me now. He's not an actor. He wasn't an actor until Euphoria. He was the casting director, ran into him on the street and said, like, your exact look is what we're going for. Have you ever considered acting? Just show up to this audition and see what you got. And I don't think someone can look at that guy and say, you're exactly what we're looking for. And it's kind of like a street guy. I mean, that was because he looks like Mac Miller and sounds like Mac Miller, right?

It has to be. Yeah, from the first moment I saw him, I'm like, dude, this has to be like a representation of him. And then another thing I wanted to get into was, did you also see the text messages sent from Mac Miller to his dealer? No, what would it say? This is going to break my heart. They got leaked. They were talking about basically Mac Miller was talking to him about getting some lean at first. And then the dude was saying, like, nah, in total, I think he was getting like oxy adderall uh he was also getting

a a girl too because he mentioned he mentioned it mentioned seven hundred dollars for a girl in the text messages so i guess he was also getting like a prostitute or a hooker or something and then um i'm trying to think i think that was it but yeah they released all the text messages between them yeah that's tough I'm looking at some of it now he's asking for 30s and perks and he said I have Dilaudid and all that shit it looks like they were

dabbling in a lot of shit uh yay yay that's some sad stuff man I mean that's why you gotta be careful of it all um I'm looking now through this article that basically talked to me uh i'm most likely gonna die in jail i've been worried about you all day like don't think negatively i try not to stress but i think i'm gonna die in jail like so

this guy i guess knew uh knew what he had done but that is some heavy shit this is heavy yeah this is this is um this is like the real real dark side of it so he's another one i was i was on too late mac miller yeah he died uh i think it was mikey pods it was an earlier episode that mikey was doing this he played a mac miller song uh Weekend song. I fell in love with that album. Mac was part of Barstool lore too. Yeah, he did the concerts. It was Back to Stool or Stoolapalooza?

Stoolapalooza. It was the second one, I think, when Dave started to try to sign other artists. Sam was great and then he was looking for the other young, up-and-coming college scene rappers. And we did Chitty Bang, which was a disaster. Mike Posner was a total diva, and Mac Miller was totally cool.

Normal amount of money, put on a good show, didn't demand anything. He just seemed like a cool cat, which is always the case afterwards, right? I mean, nobody ever dies a tragic death, and the reports are like, yeah, that guy kind of sucked. It just doesn't happen. But sometimes you can tell when it really feels genuine and when that person really did seem like a real gem. And it did seem like Mac Miller was that guy. Although let's say someone, Chris here says he's got a clarification. Did I mess something up with Mac Miller? No, it was the caller before me. I just don't want people thinking, you know, Mac Miller was ordering a prostitute.

I'm sure he didn't need that. When he says $700 for a girl, girl in the drug world means cocaine. Okay, I did gloss over that. I didn't think that he was ordering hookers either, so that makes sense. So he was just looking for, you know, coke there was a code word. So, yeah, no need to talk about Mac now that he's gone anyway. But it's a cautionary tale, no doubt. Let's get back to some of these sports calls here.

I can't wait to talk to Connor because Connor is from Minnesota. And let me guess, Connor, you're going to cry about how your life is so much worse than mine being a Minnesota sports fan. For the most part. Yeah, here we go. Let's go. Go ahead. See what you got. Let's see if you can do it because nobody ever can.

Go ahead. Tell me why. I hear you talk about the misery of being a Mets fan all the time, and rightfully so. So a Minnesota sports fan since 92 across the four major sports, zero combined championships. Twins are good every once in a while, but they're out first round every time. The Vikings have a long history of heartbreak, letting everybody down.

The Timberwolves are always horrible. And the North Stars left and come the wild finally, and they haven't done anything either. Yep. So here's the thing. All your teams lose, all my teams lose. You know what the big difference is? You're in fucking Minnesota, and I don't want to disparage the great state of Minnesota

and the cities you're in, but you are supposed to be a shitty small market team in the middle of nowhere that no free agents want to come to, where you can't cut big checks, where you're not supposed to have sustained winning. I am in New York City. I am in a city where my payroll in baseball should be as high as it fucking can be. I am in a city where people should want to come play in the mecca of basketball. I am in a city where there's a thousand sports teams and all of them are bad. It makes no fucking sense. I'm also in a city, because there are 1,000 sports teams,

where I live directly next to my own friends and family who hate my guts and rub it in my face every day that the sports teams they root for are not only just good, but fucking dynasties. 27 rings from the Yankees, countless Super Bowls from the Giants, beating the Patriots, classy organizations, sustained winnings, do things the right way, spend money the right way. You don't have that.

When your teams stink, you all go to work together and you all commiserate. You go to school together and the guy next to you is crying the same way you are. You are all in the same boat win or lose all the time. When my team wins, I have Yankee fans and Giants fans shitting all over me telling me it's never going to last and that I'm always going to be little brother and you're still a fucking loser. And when they lose, I have those same guys shitting down my throat constantly while they go win championships. I am forever behind enemy lines. I am forever the black sheep wherever I go. Work, school, parties, friends, family, no matter what, I cannot escape the fact that my

teams lose and other teams win. You do not have that in Minnesota and Kansas City and Pittsburgh and all these other small market teams. You're supposed to be losers. I'm sorry, but you are. Everyone else who has a big market with big payroll and fancy cities with big destinations for free agents, all of them at some point put together a winner and most of them have sustained winning or at least sustained competition. Not the Mets, not the Jets, and some fucking how, not the Knicks. So yeah, there are plenty of other cities that have bad teams, it's just that you're supposed to be bad

and you don't have all time immortally good franchises in your own backyard, that will forever be the difference, you goddamn assholes Matt, what do you got on Wally Backman? So I'm from Boston I'm 20 years old. I'm a Mets, Jets, and Knicks fan. It's sort of been a miserable life as a Mets fan for me, especially because they're my favorite team. But I just wanted to hear your thoughts on, like, I know

it's a shot in the distance, but if the Mets were to bring in Wally Backman as a coach next year and fire Mickey Calloway, I think that would just energize the team. The players would want to play for him. It would just be a completely different environment, and it would just be great for the fans. Wally Backman just got arrested for domestic violence a week ago, bro. Oh, I didn't. Yeah, he's not coming to manage the Mets.

He never was going to come to manage the Mets. And he certainly is it now. August 30th, arrested on domestic violence charges. He's a head case. He's a lunatic. And I know that we saw some antics down in spring in in minor league ball and in spring training. And I know everyone has this, you know, nostalgic view of him from 86. And I know people are sick of managers like Willie,

like Mickey Calloway, just spitting out the same old bullshit. And they feel like, you know, you need fire and you need personality and all that shit. Wally Backman is like a fucking lunatic. I'm pretty sure he's a drunk. And now apparently he's got domestic violence charges. I mean, give me a break, guys. We are we are going into the era of like analytics and stats and cube monkeys where your manager just needs to be nothing more than a go-between from the media to your Excel spreadsheet that the front office is giving you. All that you need to be a baseball manager is class and be eloquent and, cooperative with the media and all that shit. Wally Backman is like the last person that should be managing a modern baseball team. Let's put that one to bed, Mets fans. You goddamn.

Mets fans are so fucking stupid. We are so fucking stupid. We root for stupid players. No, don't do it to me. No, you fucking turn that off. Don't you do it. Not today. It's Friday.

I'm not doing it. It's football season. I'm not doing it. We're it to me. No, you fucking turn that off. Don't you do it. Not today. It's Friday. I'm not doing it. It's football season. I'm not doing it. We're going to break. Fuck you guys. We'll be back for the final segment of the day on the Kevin Clancy show. No. Attention taxpayers, if you're behind on your taxes, the IRS can garnish your wages, impose fees, and dig you deeper into debt. You do not have time to wait. You need help now.

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Casey is down in Clemson. A lot of funny, I guess let's call it anniversaries going around right now. The first ever stop on the Barstool Blackout Tour was Clemson. Eight years ago, they're back. So Barstool's back there for the college football show, Cle're back. So, uh, Barstool's back there for, um, the college football show Clemson. And so Dave's down there with the whole gang. Cause that was the first spot we ever went to with the blackout tour,

which saved Barstool sports. Um, and yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the beginning of the Mike and the Mad Dog show, which is to this day. And I think probably forever will be the greatest sports radio show of all time. It was like the first basically, and also the best. And I've gotten a lot of fun feedback today on social media talking about me doing this

solo show. And it's funny because people don't really do it here at Barstool. I think anybody who does do it solo, the stoolies are like, they're supportive of it. And they think it's, they think it's cool. And people are like, this is Francesa ask or whatever. And I don't know about all that, but it is fun to do, uh, to do a show like this after listening to Francesa yesterday, Francesa talking about Mike and the mad dog is, is special. Mike was, and he's not wrong in a lot of ways. Mike and Mike and the med dog was, was the first of its kind. Um, it was the first type of like, you know, sports banter, sports talk show. And a lot of the stuff that they did set the tone and, and a lot of shows copied it. And it really changed the genre forever. But Mike was taking credit for everything

under the fucking sun yesterday when he was talking. He took credit for John Sterling's home run calls. He said because they played John Sterling's home run calls on the air, that gave, you know, that burst John Sterling's funny Yankee home run calls. Well, they already existed for you to play on your radio show, Mike.

Now, I get what he's saying. He popularized a lot of these things. You put people on the map. And of course, that's all very true. You co-sign a lot of these things, but I believe he said that he invented, uh, talking about over-unders and gambling. He said, he said he was the first show. And I mean, that may be literally true in a sense of just, they were the first to do it. And so there was no other radio show that sat there and went through the, the, the gambling lines and, and they gambling lines and they and had the host put in whether they were going to bet over or under. But I mean, taking credit for some of these is but that's what Mike that's why Mike is king.

He's number one because he is the most confident cocksure guy of all time. And he's been doing it for 30 years. Number one for three fucking decades. That's wild. I mean, that is crazy to me. Uh, their show is the reason I wanted to even do radio in the first place or media sports media in any way,

shape or form. They had dog Russo and Francesa just barking at each other for hours on end. Um, and if you are, if you're a fan of that, I mean, Mike,

Mike alone is great, but there really was no better duo. And I don't know if there ever will be, uh, because they just were, they were just the because they just were the perfect complement of each other. But let's get to the calls. 833-85-STOOL. Chicks in the office are up next after me. We'll take some sports calls here.

Oh, here we go. Tyler from Detroit. Are you going to try to tell me that you've got it worse and that the Lions are the worst and all that shit? Absolutely. Let's go. So, I mean, yeah, I can't talk sports cities, you know, but if we're going apples to apples, franchise to franchise here, you know, as I sit down in my car here at his park in downtown Detroit, you know,

beautiful, beautiful Detroit. Renaissance going on. It's awesome. But you have no idea, man. We went 0-16 a decade ago. We're talking about a team that has one playoff win in their franchise history. You've been a two-world team.

We're not even, I mean, the Houston Texans and the Jaguars, like expansion teams have multiple playoff wins. The Browns have four. The Browns. We're talking about, and don't give me this small town, small market bullshit because we're talking about, and don't give me this small town, small market bullshit because we're talking about drafting

Barry Sanders, drafting Calvin Johnson, potentially the most talented people at their position of our lifetime, and we chased them out the door. We chased them out the door. We're talking about bags on their heads

and, you know nothing there's no franchise that compares in every single year tyler i'm mixing mine right i'm mixing my blue kool-aid right now go lions go this is our gear every single year and then it happens every year man tyler you are absolutely right sir i mean i i i will still stick by my uh overall talking points that being in new york they these teams should be better and that being in new york suffering with yankee fans like if if there was a a another super bowl there was another football franchise in town winning super bowls while you were losing if there was another baseball town uh team in town winning dozens of championships while the tigers

were losing that would be my life but if we're just talking about individual teams and who's got it bad the detroit lions it's almost i mean it's i'm laughing i'm just smirking and smiling at you as you fucking as you lay it all out there it's's brutal. I mean, Barry Sanders is like, when you got a guy like that and he's just like, nah, I'm done. I don't want to do this anymore. And things don't pan out with Calvin Johnson. And you're stuck with a guy like Stafford. And like you said, the big X factor for you, the reason why I will listen to Detroit fans is because if you want to argue overall quality of life you live in detroit also easy easy a couple things matthew stafford is uh is a dog he's he'll be all right he's fine like well this is the thing about stafford he'll take us there this is the thing

about stafford and i think the bears are going to run into this with Trubisky, and I think any team that has a somewhat talented and accomplished quarterback is going to run into. When it came time for the Lions to decide what to do with Stafford, they had to give him $100 million because what's the fucking alternative? I mean, a quarterback is the hardest thing in sports to come by, and if you got one that even can kind of get the job done and has shown flashes and potential in any way, you almost have to. Because if you don't, you're just stuck. there's smarter ways to tank now. And, and the, the scouting is so advanced that you really can set your eyes on draft classes down the road and arms down the road that you really can kind of plan for it better.

But when you got anything that can get you, you know, a handful of wins and put you in the playoff picture, you almost have to, I don't think Stafford, I mean, you think Stafford's the guy who's going to like take you to the promised land.

I don't think so, but I think he's going to be serviceable, and you almost have to latch onto that when you find it. Agreed. I think if anyone's going to, it's going to be him. He's a dog. I like him. And last thing I'll say, and I'll let you go, man, big fan, but

it's cool down here. Detroit has changed. I know everyone's talking about it at a high level, but it's a cool vibe in the city right now. But sleeper team in the NFC North, especially after what the hell I watched last night, my confidence was very high. Yeah, the NFC North,

I mean, it's early. It's week one, like I said, to start the show, that basically felt like a preseason game. I think both of those teams, for their fans' sake, will round into shape, and it might be a little bit different, but you're right right now. It doesn't seem like there's anything too scary, the NFC North, but you realize what you're doing to yourself, right? Tyler.

I do every year, brother. And everyone does. That's the worst part of it. Let's fucking go. That's why I can empathize with you, man. I wouldn't be calling in if every single Lions fan didn't mix up their Honolulu blue Kool-Aid every single year. Best of luck to you, bro. I feel like I'll make the Lions my NFC team because there's so many. Thanks for the call.

There's just so much heartache with some of these teams that cracks me the fuck up. And I allowed myself to kind of do it with Sam Donaldson, the Jets. And I think, you know, I mean, I got a chance to hang out with Sam at Rough and Rowdy. And I'll shoot you straight. That shit does matter. And that shit does affect you a little bit where it's like even just having a point. Oh, oh, oh, one percent connection or whatever to this guy.

Like one night we drank some beers and shot the shit. And like, I want to see him do well, not only because he's's my quarterback but just because i got to meet him for a split second um it does it changes things a little bit and just having like new guys in and like a new regime even though it's one that i was railing against it's so fine i mean there's just no reason to to not feel the same way about adam gaze as so many fans did at that press conference. But it seems like we all forgot. I'm always fascinated behind the PR of sports. I've always said that after we're all done blogging that franchises should hire any of us as a consultant on PR because we know what's going to get blogged and what's going to

get mentioned and what's going to get bad press and good press and all that shit. It's fascinating to me that, you know, a matter of months ago, everyone, Adam Gase was the meme and we were joking about him being on drugs and there was gifts of him with his eyes popping around the room, looking at tacos and everybody was ready to jump off a fucking bridge. And now the vibe is like eight and eight, maybe, you know, maybe nine and seven. You got, I think Chris Carlin on WFN said 11 and five yesterday. Um, for what? I mean, what,

what Adam Gaze, uh, grew a beard and that changed my opinion on him. As soon as I saw him with a beard, I was like, ah, maybe he's a good coach. The silliest things.

Like he did the smelling salts on the preseason on those sidelines for preseason game number one. And everyone's like, Oh, football guy. Even that stupid article that came out where basically said he like bailed on his wife in the middle of the C-section to go to a fucking football meeting. As trashy as I felt that was, I think there's a lot of fans who appreciate that dumb football guy type shit.

But how much can really change over the course of the offseason? Other than you see a couple good practices and a couple good quotes here and there. I guess it's just for teams like this and markets like this, it's just about not fucking up by now. You know, maybe Rex, right by now, Rex Ryan had said like the kiss the rings quote, which actually at the time galvanized people, but in hindsight looks stupid. There's just been nothing that Adam Gase has done really that has been headline fodder or any reason to make you down on him.

So, you know, we've all forgotten about the press conference right now. We're all more eager to just get to, to watching football and hoping he's doing, he does well and does what he did in, in Miami that one year. But it is funny. It's, it's kind of fascinating that the PR of it all,

where it's like, why, why all of a sudden is this not the end of the world the way it was? And I'm guilty of it. Cause I, you know, I, I,

I go on these, these bipolar swings, but if Sam Donald can play and Jamal Adams holds down the defense with all their new free agent signings and a couple of these weapons, like a new and lost is healthy and starts to perform. And it could be something there, but I mean, I'm fully getting ahead of myself.

I mean, you know, they're probably gonna be six and 10. It's just the more and more you start to think about it. But, I mean, I'm fully getting ahead of myself. I mean, you know, they're probably going to be 6-10. It's just, the more and more you start to think about it. But, you know, the football guy thing can go one of two ways. You can become like the next Belichick where it's like, you know, all you ever think about is football and all you ever do is football and all that matters is football and winning football.

Or you can just be kind of an asshole. I mean, Hugh Freeze, the report that they are trying to get a dentist chair sent to the press box for the next game so that he can coach from up above in a fucking dentist chair apparently it's not a report it's confirmed it's confirmed happening apparently that to me now i go i go both ways on this. I don't like college football. I'm a baseball, basketball guy in general. Sometimes the football guy stuff drives me fucking crazy. Because the loose translation of football guy stuff to me is like, it's try hard.

It's just ridiculous antics that are really over the top and in a lot of ways unnecessary. And I understand that you need to live, breathe and die football in order to win. And a lot of these things are, are, you know, the coach owes of the world. Like they come up with these schemes and gimmicks and games and moments to just make football the end all be all.

And I understand that Hugh freeze can't be anywhere, but in the building or on the sideline when his team plays. But to be ordering dentist chairs and shit, on the one hand, I think it's the silliest try-hard move in the world. And on the other side of things, as a casual fan who I don't really care what happens in college football, I think it's the greatest thing ever.

Put it on a fucking poster, immortalize it forever. This dude in a hospital bed one week week in a dentist chair the next week. I just can't even imagine being somebody asked me the other day. They said, would you ever want to be a football coach? And I was like, hell no, that shit consumes you. And they looked at me crazy and they're like, like Barstool sports doesn't. It's like fine, valid point. Like I'm doing this shit 24 seven but the difference is it's like i'm

on twitter and i'm watching games and i'm fucking around what i i'm like oh i have to watch mind hunters so i can talk about it tomorrow so i i got i gotta binge netflix that's how barstool consumes me i gotta worry about like making fucking i'm making pajamas right now that's that's not like yeah it takes over my life but it's not you know football where it's like you you hear these guys sleeping under their desks and they never see their families and all that kind of shit it's a whole different type of consumption but i don't know it's also super unhealthy here i won't lie i had a night terror last night oh no big time night terror woke up screaming and crying in the middle of the night.

The hell were you dreaming of? I don't know, man. It's a stressful time. My nanny's been away for three weeks. Three weeks. Just been you and the kids for three weeks? Me and their mom juggling the schedule back and forth. And our nanny is the fucking best in the world.

So usually it's like everything's scheduled and all that shit. So we've been juggling the kids and handing them off back and forth and they're getting older and they're asking questions and i was like freaking out about it woke up last night screaming shout out word to clem night terrors in latvia whether i was freaking out and you had the kids no no no thank god thank god not thank god not that would have. That would have been a problem. That would have been bad. But I was like, where's my nanny? I need her back. It's a stressful time out here. I think I've decided, and maybe this is why I'm hopeful about the Jets.

This season, this fall season, this football season, this is the rebirth, bro. We're turning the page. There you go. We're going to wrap up this divorce. We're going to start co-parenting. We're going these kids we're gonna keep this job rolling it's all coming to it it's been two years we're trying to put a fucking end to this jets to the super bowl let's go sam donald no pressure but literally my entire life is in your fucking hands no big deal and this is why they're gonna crash and burn because this is the season that i've decided.

I was like, you know what? No, I'm going to be, I'm going to get healthy. I'm going to be happy. I'm going to watch a winning team. I'm going to do good at work. I'm going to see friends. All the shit I've been doing wrong the past few years, I'm going to do right now. And it all hinges on the New York Jets.

What could possibly go wrong, man? I was talking to Quincy at Willie's party. Oh, yeah? What's he thinking? He seems optimistic. I mean, he's fucking awesome. He is awesome. And if he stays healthy and he stays on the field,

I feel like he's going to be a star. I mean, Jamal Adams, he's been the guy talking about the culture change forever. And I feel like the C word in terms of culture is kind of overused and cliche now, especially when you're talking about changing it. Because, you know, you have one or two good wins and people are thumping their chest like we changed the culture. And then you have, you know, your signature losses. And it's like, well, wait, never mind. Same thing, you know, Pete Alonzo came in with the Mets and it's like, nah, we're different.

Let's fucking go Mets. It's all, you know, it's all new and fresh. And then you give up seven and then I'm not not not doing the Mets today. Not fucking doing the Mets today. But, you know, the culture isn't changed until there's sustained winning and playoff appearances or, you know, heaven fucking God willing, an actual championship.

Because until then, you're always just one signature loss away from same old Jets. You can do a ton good. It's so, it's so fucked. You need to, you need to win 10 times as much as you need to lose in order to change the opinion of people. You know, you can, you could, they could go, they can go 10 and 0. And then if their 11th game is like a patented loss, it's like, Oh, same old jets right back in the same old boat. Some things will never

change until you can continually do it and repeat it and break the chain and break the cycle. It's like the burden is always on you to prove it, which is why getting drafted to these teams or signing with these teams is fucking crazy, man. People railed on Durant for doing what he did, and it's like, for what? Who fucking cares? Make your money, win your championship, and don't have some black cloud raining over you, some monkey on your back that you have to prove to people. Crazy. You got to believe, Kev.

Yeah. You got to believe. You do not have to believe. Believing is the choice. It's not a mandate, okay? It's like a religion. You can believe or not believe. You don't have to do anything.

I don't believe. I do not believe. You don't have to do anything. I don't believe. I do not believe. I can't believe that I have to watch baseball again tonight. I can't do it. I can't do it. It's a stupid sport. It's a stupid sport. I was trying to explain it to my daughter the other day, which I will no longer be doing

because I will not be raising my children to like this sport. And I'm like, so this guy is going to throw it at this guy. And this guy with a stick is going to hit it and then run. And if he gets to that square there, he's safe. And that means he's okay. But if you touch him with this ball, or if the ball gets to that square first, he has to go sit down. And the idea is to run from this square to that square, to this square, to this other one. And then you get a run, which is a point. And I'm like, what is this dumb ass fucking game although i guess it's all stupid it's like this team is going to carry this like leather thing and smash each other up until they can cross this line that's drawn on the ground

these guys throw a fucking ball through a metal ring it's all fucking stupid sports are stupid who came up with them why do we do it don't you do it to me not today this is he has been hovering over that drop he wants to do it he's waiting it's just all stupid and then you look at like someone like Dave Portnoy who quite literally has become a millionaire because of sports hey you know great great mind funny guy all that shit's true. No way he's fucking caking it the way he is if he didn't coincide with a goddamn title town dynasty in his city. One of my friends from Boston, actually one of my closest, closest, he is the only one that has seen and will be the only one that will see every single one of his teams win in his lifetime.

Probably multiple times. I thought about it, and yep. Yeah, I mean, that should not happen. Like, that's, of course he should be the only one, because that should, like, literally never happen. I was watching a brief bit of, there's a new documentary out on SNY about the 1969 season when it was the jets mets and nicks and it was like you know joe namath was like oh how this how did this happen like this this doesn't happen anywhere else it's like well

and it's happening in boston like regularly it's fucking crazy how much they see and what could i mean think about the butterfly effect of that like dave and barstool being born which is kind of like the the last bastion of like anti-pc and now he's on fox news and we're talking to fucking donald trump jr and union all this shit basically because there's been unparalleled success on the field and on the court up in Boston. It's funny because at the end of the day, as much as I hate it, it's, you know, it's been a pretty decent run professionally because of it. So that's actually my one reason I can still lay my head down at night and go to sleep. And I probably don't like jump off a fucking bridge is that at least I get some financial benefit when these things happen.

When I, you know, growing up, it used to just be, you just want to, you just want to kill yourself because your team stink and Boston teams don't. So that's the one thing where I will say there are other sports fans who have it worse than me, because if you don't at least have some financial benefit from all these other teams winning, it means nothing to you.

It just, it's just pure, sheer, utter misery. I'm going to like, Oh, I'll sell some t-shirts, or oh, hey, the year-end number will be up because Boston won

two out of fucking four championships again. I got that going for me. If I was still back in the cube, if I was still a fucking accountant, I wouldn't have that. So, hey, stop having night terrors, pussy. You know, stop being a little bitch screaming in the middle of the night.

Could be worse. I could just be the same old Mets, Jets, Knicks fan who doesn't have some sort of benefit from Boston teams winning. One last quick call here before we get out of here. Mark, you've been waiting a long time. I appreciate it, dude. What do you got? Hey, what's going on? Real quick.

The callers who called in before saying that their cities are worse than watching. Their cities are worse than watching, like their teams are worse than being Mets fan and Jets, whatever. Like, I'm so sick of it because we have two of the worst owners in all of sports. Facts. Dolan at the Knicks and the Wilpons at the Mets. Don't talk to me about anything else.

You could talk to me about 0-16 bullshit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The list goes on and on and on, and it's ridiculous, and I'm done. Over, finished, finished. Like, that's it. That's all that needs to be said. Hashtag done with the Mets. Not with the Jets, baby.

New season coming on deck. Goddamn Jets will be back this season. We got big things on the horizon. Minimum 8-8, probably 9-7, maybe 10-6. Let's go Jets. Stay hot. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. Is this Kevin?

What's up, everybody? It is CCK. Kevin is not here today. So it's me, John Feidelberg, Marty Mush, Jared Krabus. I'll probably get listed last on my own show. Unbelievable. Well, no, you know like in the credits of some movies where they like save the star for the very last, they say, and Jared Karabas. Good save, good save.

Yeah. How are you guys doing today? I had duck confit for dinner last night and it upset my stomach a little bit, but aside from that, I'm pretty good. Oh, thanks. Duck hunt? Duck confit. Do you even know what that is? No, I'm pretty good. Oh, thanks. Duck hunt? Duck on feet. Do you even know what that is? No, I thought he was playing the game Duck Hunt.

Something similar, yeah. That's disgusting. I think this is the first time the three of us have been back together since our Disney World vacation. I know. I was telling John yesterday, I missed him. We had a great time. We did have a great time. I asked Nick Hamilton about the videos and he said there's so much ridiculous footage that he's actually having a hard time. I asked Nick Hamilton about the videos, and he said there's so much ridiculous footage that he's actually having a hard time scaling it down.

Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. We just had cameras on us for three days straight. He said that he could make a full-length video just from the Uber ride to the airport and before we got delayed. Oh, fuck. I got to pay those taxes. What taxes? Remember on the way to the airport when he got the call that he was...

Oh, yeah. The IRS is looking for... That weekend got real out of control. The IRS was looking for you. Marty might be going to jail. What? For back taxes. Oh, Jesus.

That's how they got Capone. Really? Oh, yeah. Tax evasion, buddy. Mike, the situation. Yeah. Fuck, I totally forgot about that. He's like actually scanning his phone right now.

That's wild. I totally forgot about that. I feel like most weekends, that's a highlight. Oh, yeah. Why is YP walking around like it's fucking December? I don't know. He's always doing it. He's got a hoodie on with like a fucking winter jacket.

Like, I don't. I mean, it is cold in this office. It's 80 degrees out. It's cold in this office. You look like one of those Cabbage Patch dolls. What's the thing with the air blowing out? It's so bad. Say it again.

Nobody can hear you. You look like... What's those things, the dolls that's blown back? What am I talking about, dude? Cabbage Patch? The trolls? The troll dolls. That's what that hair looks like, bro.

So don't worry about my jacket. Don't get mad at me. I said you look like you're dressed like it's December outside. Yeah, because guess what, Rocket? It's like 80. In the grind zone, in those offices where there's no windows, it's not about beautiful summer weather. It's about sitting in the cold, dark thing and get an episode done. It's cold. So I had to put on a few layers.

Is that all right? That's fine. I'm wearing a t-shirt. I'm fine. Can I take a picture of this? This is crazy. No. It looks like a blooming onion on top of your head right now.

That's crazy, bro. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, you're mad. That's a fair thing to say. Get out of here. That's crazy. Go away. Come on.

Face me, bro. Go fuck off. John, come on. What are you talking about? I'm saying that's a fair request. Get a wipe out of here you're more than welcome to take a picture of me alright I will

this is portrait mode John's hair does look very good today portrait mode why are you laying down this is such a weird I don't even know kind of cute what a pic

kind of cute might delete later let me no get the fuck out of here why are you so butthurt bro you chirped me I can't chirp you back you're actually wearing like a fucking fucking winter coat with a hoodie on.

It's 80 degrees outside. Look at this guy walking by right now with an even crazier coat. You got to turn around and see this. Oh my God, dude. Is that a parka? Is that Canada Goose? All right, get Wipey out of here. Jerry, I had a question for you.

I'm ready for it. You got girls on the back burner? What? Excuse me? Marty, focus on the IRS Yeah, focus on the IRS We'll get to that We'll get to that

My mother's gonna fucking kill me No, I didn't actually mean to change topics I was just making a joke Go on, keep asking your questions No, no joke I really need to worry about that Do you have girls on the back burner? I don't know what that means.

That's like, you got three girls. You text one on Monday. You text one more than when you're drunk. You text another one. I mean, I feel like if, yeah, there's different girls where it's like, yeah, this is the one that you really like. This is the one that, yeah. There's drunk girl. There's like girl that you confide in

girl there's like oh like I like when this girl does that thing yeah there's yeah I think that's very see I said the same thing today I looked like I was an asshole well you were on schnitt talk oh no Marty

those girls live in a different I changed my audience when he told me he was going on schnitt talk i was like you are about to ruin so many girls dreams because that podcast is all about like female empowerment and how men are trash and you just went in there like i live in the real world when i'm on schnitt talk i talk like i'm giving a speech at my my daughter's first grade class. That's the tone of voice and the attitude I use when I'm on that show. Look, it's like any of the yards.

You did it with your grandparents. You changed it up a little bit. You used this part of yourself rather than that part of yourself. When you're on Schnittalk, don't be like, I fuck a lot of sluts. See, no, that's the problem. People think that with me, they think I have other talents. It's just, no, this is me. I have nothing else. I was like, well, me, they think I have other talents. It's just, no, this is me. I have nothing else.

I was like, well, yeah, of course I have other girls. I don't have a girlfriend, so I'm allowed to. Right. No, you are allowed to. Look, you're making salient points. But that audience is not going to understand what you're saying. You know what? They're not going to like it.

They might understand they're not going to like it. I said just don't the right. I said, just don't be like, don't be texting me all the time. I don't want someone liking me that much. Like just to stay till. And when I text you, text me back. Yeah. Oh my God. What a reasonable thing that is. Why is it every relationship just like that?

Look, when I text you, you text me back. If I'm not texting you, leave me the fuck. I've actually, I kind of do that, but it's never explicitly said. It's just eventually understood. You explicitly say it. Yes. No, but I'm... He does.

I've been sitting next to him when he's doing that. If you're up front with a girl, tell her what you want, and they're still there, that's good. If not, see you later. Can you imagine this episode? What was Ellie looking see you later. This world is so easy. What was Ellie looking at you? They must have been mortified. They were mortified. They're like, what do you do? When I was on Shit Talk, I got a golf clap because of

how I understood feminism. I'm all for feminism. I'm all for it. I'm more of a girl than a guy, probably. I love girl movies. I love sad movies. I love talking movies i love talking feminism baby the three of us who are all right at the same age just looked at him with just pure amazing i love girl movies i love sad movies i love talking feminism baby that's not the slogan

put it on a t-shirt oh my god i'm just i'm just picturing you sitting next to Ellie, explaining to her what you normally explain to me and John and whoever else that talks to you about your dating life. And I don't know if she's ever going to be able to look at you in the face. Oh, no, for sure not. I had to explain things twice. You know how I tell you how I live my life by the fast food thing? Yeah. I only get the best thing. Yeah.

And I don't go for the secondary thing. That's how you live life. That's how you stay happy. Just always go for the best. Always go for the best. Now what you're describing you just get what you want.

Right. Like what's what's the best thing at McDonald's? Best thing well the Coke. What's going on here? You just a Coca-Cola at McDonald's? Yeah.

And then I get the fries at Checkers. The onion rings at Burger King. Okay, I'm remembering this now. He goes to every place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you just meant when you're at a restaurant. Don't look at me like that, Jerry. I don't understand what it is that you do.

Ellie just looked at me and smiled and walked away. She was upset. That was a sad smile. Yeah, it wasn't a good one. That was just a, oh my God, I pity you. God help this young man. But I tell people, I know I'm a weird bastard. And you got to bring it.

You embrace it. I bring out everything in the first date. Not even date. First time they come over, everything's on the table. Everything. Hi, welcome to my mom's house. This is my bird. No, it's mine.

This is my bird. To them, it's my house. I just started paying them. So everything's on the table except for right away, welcome to my house. White lies are okay. Oh, look, I'm very pro white lie. Me and Jon Taffer got in a big fight about that because he said that there's no such thing as

dishonesty in his relationship. I was like, well, you tell white lies. He's like, never. Not once. I'm like, you need that. The humanly important part of a relationship is white lies. For sure. So if his wife or girlfriend or whatever is like, do I look good in this? And he thinks she looks bad in it and he tells her no? I didn't provide that example, but that would be shocking.

You can't do that. I just feel like I even consider like, where are you? I'm at work. I'm not at work. That's a white lie. Yes. I think that's a straight lie. As long as I'm not fucking.

That's a pretty standard lie. It depends on where you are. If I'm inside another person and I'm like, well, I'm at work and then I'm not. But I think I think the white lie aspect depends on like if she's been like nagging you about like, oh, you've been drinking a lot, blah, blah, blah. And you're like, you're at the bar. You're like, hey, I'm not, but I think, I think the white lie aspect depends on like, if, if she's been like nagging you about like, Oh, you've been drinking a lot, blah, blah,

blah. And you're like, you're at the bar and you're like, Hey, I'm at work. That's kind of like a white lie. But if you're like, I'm at,

no, no, no, no. If you're saying like, I'm at work, but you're at a girl's house, then that's a lie.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. If I was just, if I was just elsewhere, if I just didn't want to go like, Hey, we have to go do this thing. And I'm like,

I can't make it. I got to work. I don't have to work, but I just don't want to go do that. That's a white lie. Yeah. I like that. What do you feel about now? A white lie is the example I use.

So why lie is like there's no harm being done. There's no harm being done. And that's like, does your hair look good today? Yeah, it looks great. Might be a white lie. If I say I'm at work because I don't want to go do something. That's a white lie. That's a white lie.

No one's getting hurt in that. First of all, I'm sorry. I can't even look at you two right now because there is an oklahoma drill going on in our lobby between glenny balls big ev and spider and glenny balls is shirtless with just shoulder pads on and they yeah they all have shoulder pads on and i think are they doing like a three-way oklahoma drill oh no just the two of them i'm gonna guess spiders are running back oh my god i mean nope oh like they're oh shit spiders kind of oh he dropped the ball that's it oh he's got this fucking office dave just casually walks by like doesn't even look over he's like walks down

the stairs goes to his right while this is all happening on his left he's just on his phone he's not even paying attention just another another day at my company. How do you feel about if your girlfriend knows you're at the ball? Are you going through something right now? Why are you asking so many questions? I'm good brain day today. I'm on. There's a lot going on.

Good brain day. First of all, obviously, we're going to get to the Antonio Brown stuff in a little bit. But he walked into the studio. I was like, do you think that they actually physically got in a fight? He's like, what are you talking about? And I was like, you haven't seen the Antonio Brown news. He was like, no, I've been talking about relationships with Ellie Schnitt for the last hour. So that's why

it's on your brain. So you're out with your friends. Your girlfriend knows this. And it's like 1.32, it's like, hey, where are you? I'm home, going to bed. But you're still at the bar, about to leave. You're not doing anything wrong. Why can't you just say you want to sleep? I call it going to bed. But you're still at the bar about to leave. You're not doing anything wrong.

Why can't you just say you want to sleep? I call it a white lie. Yeah, we do. That one I wouldn't. Are you supposed to go to her house or were you going home to your house? She knows you're out with the boys. You're going home. Yeah, that's fine.

As long as you're actually not being shady. Yeah, exactly. I would be okay with that. I think every lie is okay as long as you're not being shady. As long as you're not fucking. Yeah. As long as you're not doing something like if you're an alcoholic, as long as you're not being shady as long as you're not fucking yeah as long as you're not doing something like if you're an alcoholic as long as you're at the bar yeah if you're in a relationship as long as you're not cheating like that then it's always

like it's just a fucking it's just a way to get out of a conversation more than a lie it's just like i don't want to do this yeah and you just make sure you're not having fun through no see i don't i don't like that i'd rather. It sucks. Even when you're fucking at the club blasting away. But it sucks. But yeah, but like, again, this might be an age thing, but if I was dating somebody

who said to me, I'm just not having any fun, I'd be like, well, you're just full of shit. Like, go have fun. Maybe girls that are younger want to hear that. Like, I would rather just be like, well, if you're already out

and you're not having fun, like, that's a you problem. You never want to tell your girlfriend you're having more fun with your friends than when you have fun with her. Nah, I think that's like, well, I mean just be like, well, if you're already out and you're not having fun, like that's a, you problem. You never want to tell your girlfriend, you have more fun with your friends than when you have fun with her. Nah, I think that's like, well, I mean,

not like, I don't like you as much as I'd like to be. Yeah. Like, but if you're out having fun, I think that might be a younger thing. That was like in college. I was definitely like that.

We're like, Oh, I wish I was with you. But like now I'm like, yeah, it was a fucking blast. I had so much fun. Like,

so like, for example, like, like, wow, it's so fun. Well, I don't know. Tell it was a fucking blast last night. I had so much fun. So, like, for example, like, wow, it was so fun. Well, I tell stories of what happened. Yeah. Oh, those two girls were making out over there.

And then my friends. Yeah. I would tell that story, too, if I was a guy. I wasn't making out with them. Two chicks were making out, and the bartenders were spraying champagne all over the place. And someone had the water fountain going. That was crazy. But then the next time you go out, your girlfriend's going to be like,

hey, remember that last time? Don't be you. If I see two girls making out in the corner, I'll go punch them both. My girlfriend wouldn't be happy about this. She's a homophobe. It's definitely a younger thing. Okay, so like when we were in Orlando and we were just

living the dream at that karaoke bar or whatever the fuck we were doing, did you tell the girls that you're dating you weren't having any fun? Well, I'm not dating anyone. Okay. What about the girl that you like the most? Did you pretend like you weren't having fun? No, for sure not. But if I'm dating someone, literally my girlfriend, like the title's on it, no chance I'm telling them I'm having a great time.

That's a sad way to live. Yeah time. That's a sad way to live. That's such a sad way to live. That's getting not the best thing on the menu. Yeah, that's like getting the very lowest thing on the menu. But you're also living a very public life, so if you go out and have a great time,

it's documented. You're going to end up talking about it the next day anyway. Yeah, I haven't had a girlfriend with this public thing. Maybe you just shouldn't. What was the girl that you dated and then you dated her for like two years and then ghosted her? That's how you broke up?

It was only four years, but we did not ghost. We phased it out. No, you don't phase out four-year relationships. Imagine. Imagine dating someone four yearsyear relationships. Imagine. Yeah, no. Imagine dating someone before you. You grew apart. You grew apart and she might have may have seen my Snapchat best

friends. Ah, you've left that detail out until now. But then we talked about getting back together and then I was like, you know what? Can't do it. Phased it out. Oh, so you guys did break up. No, never. Just kicked me out of the house. Well, that's a breakup, Marty.

Kick you out of the house? You guys live together? No, I was at her house. Oh, she said leave. Yeah. That's, that's... She literally kicked me out of the house. You know, when you say that,

it sounds like you live together, right? No. What would you say if you were living with a girl and she made you no longer live there? How would you describe that? She put me on the streets. Your mind works in mysterious ways. Any other relationship questions you have while we're at it? We might as well just do these now before we get to the NFL stuff. Well, I'm curious, like, what was their reaction to your, like, lifestyle? Well, they kind of, they didn't enjoy that I don't go on dates.

They don't enjoy that. I feel like you do go on dates, though. Do you not? No, they come over. No, he does not. You don't do dates? No. His girls come over, doesn't offer him drinks or weed or food or anything.

They write down my thoughts. They write down his thoughts. But I imagine that's who films you when you're having gambling freakouts and they suck as they can go home. It's a wild set up Marty Mush is rolling with. The girls that you have over are the ones that film your videos? Yes. Right?

I can't believe you did that. Who else would it be? Who else would be doing it? Was the bird filming him? Smart. I didn't know people would do it. Who else would do it? If you see somebody that's at their home being recorded, somebody else has to be recording them.

Yeah. No, I know that. It's just funny to think about. That's actually the way he put it. I was like, damn, that's what I'm living. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

Yeah. And so like, and you. I might be an accountant that just read Marty's bank account. He's like, shit, I didn't know I had it like that. Yeah, so Marty doesn't do dates. That's what he does. And these girls...

Do you want to do dates and it just doesn't happen that way or it's just like... I think it's easier to just come over. Marty doesn't like spending money. Marty is not... He doesn't buy girls anything. I have alligator arms.

I don't... And if I do go out, I have a place. I order for you $29. No matter what, $29. No matter what. This is like a standard meal. You take in the year of our Lord 2019. You a 26, 25, 25 year old gentleman.

Take girls out and order their dinner for them. Yes. Penny alabaca with a little cheese in it. Don't get a soda because the soda costs more. Waters. You don't get drinks. $29. Got drinks at home soda because the soda costs more. Waters. You don't get drinks? $29. Got drinks at home. Oh my

God, Marty. How the fuck do you get laid? What is the... There is this fucking gravitational pull towards you, so I get that. You're so weird that I can see you being appealing. But if I go to fucking dinner

with you and you say she'll have a water, I'll fucking bite your dick off. I mean, if they don't, because they don't ask, so I might as well. It's like, what do you get? I get this. I got you.

And then they just do it. Yeah, but what if she says, well, we should get a bottle of wine. I don't drink wine. What if she would like a glass of wine? What if she would like a glass of wine? It costs more than the bottle. So are you going to tell her no? No, it doesn't drink wine. What if she would like a glass of wine? It costs more than the bottle. So are you going to tell her no?

No, it doesn't. There's no way a single glass of wine costs more than the bottle. No one ever gets one. So you're going to get two. You might as well get the bottle. And hey, I got a bottle at home. Hurry this dinner up for free. I have all these.

You don't feel cheap as shit explaining this to a girl? I am cheap. I know, but there's being cheap privately and there's being cheap publicly. They're two very separate things. Very cheap publicly. I am very cheap. You shouldn't spend your money on dumb shit. You're taking a girl out on a date because you want her to have a good time and you want to impress her.

And if she wants a glass of wine, buy her a fucking glass of wine. I'm the good time, Casey. I'm the good time. That. I'm the good time. That's right. That's right, buddy. I put things on the table. I'm like, hey, this is what we're going to do. Blah, blah.

Okay. Sounds good. The conversation's good. And then you go home. You want drugs? You want drinks? You don't give them to him there either. If you really want a pull of my joint, you can have it.

Okay. If you really want a pull of my of my joint you can have it okay if you really want but if you're gonna just ask what do you think that what's the return rate for like girls that that end up hanging out with you or like going to dinner with you or anything like that like when how often is there a second time good good amount really is most most come back like i've only had um i think I've only had two one night stands where it's just literally like I didn't talk to him again after that. Was that more your side or their side?

One was definitely I don't remember what happened. That's when I threw remember I did tell you that story. I threw the condom outside the window. I turned the lights off. There was blood everywhere. What? Crazy shit. No we're not going down this story. What? I don't want to hear this story again. There was blood everywhere. What? Crazy shit. No, we're not going down this story. What? I don't want to hear this story again.

I really don't. Regardless, that was the only one that was like definitely her. No, she didn't want any part of me. And then another one was me. And then at rest, I always see a second time. They always come back. I'm a gentleman. I'm a second time.

I see him a second time. I kind of feel like it's because they are so interested in how fucked up he is. Yeah. I think John has said that before. It's like, yeah, there's, or maybe it was Kevin.

Like there's so weirded out by you that they want to come back for more to try to figure you out. Yeah. So they always see the weird. You're a human car accident where it's like, I gotta slow down. I gotta look at this. I gotta inspect.

What's going on here? Yeah. But you don't normally want to be in the car accident. These girls are in the car accident with him. They're grabbing a car, sliding out of control. They're like, let me get shotgun! Yeah, like we are watching the car accident because we're just spectators.

These girls are in the front seat with him and still want to get in more cars. They're just sucking the car accident's dick. They're not really in the car. If they're coming over to his house and filming his gambling videos while he's holding a fucking bird and they're not getting any drinks, they're not getting any alcohol,

they're not getting any food. I think that's like this, like feeling like they could go back and tell their friends they were on the video. But they weren't on the video. Yeah, but they were the ones holding the camera. There's like clout in that I'm surprised

I can see their people holding the camera for Marty Mush's gambling video when he brings down that specifically I think he'd be like oh yeah look at those views I filmed that what the fuck do you think we got all these editors here for I don't know I can see girls even thinking

it's like oh everybody's watching that video like I was the one that was over at his house yes i could see that i could see that so i don't know why i live that's incredible it's a great life but that would be the same thing like if you did videos at like your apartment and somebody was filming you like the girl would be doing the same thing i think most girls there's any appeal in filming my like brin films all my videos no i'm saying like if you were if a girl was like impressed by who you were and like it was like the first time she was over at your apartment and she's not in our world where that's a normal thing she'd be like yeah like i was one that was filming that i could see that being a thing

not for any of us because we do it on a daily basis probably bragging about other things okay jared why do you have to take it there? I mean, she's at my apartment, then there's probably other brag-worthy things going on that hold the camera. You got a long Johnson, huh? Anyway, so Marty Mush, you order a specific dinner for a girl. If I go out to this place, yeah.

The people know me. Has a girl ever been like, I don't want that? I've only done it once. I've only taken one girl out in the past. Ever? I've gotten her drinks. I've never been to dinner besides one time I ordered for her. I would like to see a Marty Mush dating show.

Not like The Bachelor, not like a knockoff of that, but I just want to see like a Marty Mush dating show. Not like, not like The Bachelor, not like a knockoff of that, but like, I just want to see you exist in the dating world. But that's, we, I also just talked to Hank. Hank was like,

I would love to film a dating show with you. Yeah. At my house, GoPros everywhere, everything, and just have like 10 girl contestants

and they got to deal with me. They can't, it's just, that would be unbelievable. Can I be the Chris Harrison? Yeah. Can I be yeah can i i think we have a great who's that yeah he's the host of the bachelor guy the host of the bachelor yeah got it he's kind of sick yeah he has like the best best job in america he does nothing i think that show i think we need to set up that show for right after football in the summer months where it's slow here and it's just a big production at the fucking Cahill Hotel.

Unbelievable. I mean, that was one of our things this long, long time ago. For Hank, right? For Hank, yeah. We were going to do Bachelor Hank in Newport, but it was... But like now we actually have... Yeah, now something can be done now for sure. Easy.

That'd be unbelievable. You would be the perfect candidate for that. Yeah? Yeah. By sure. That'd be unbelievable. You would be the perfect candidate for that. Yeah? By far. You'd be the best one. I mean, we need to set that up. 833-857-8665 if you have any thoughts on this wild 30 minutes that we've had or if you have any dating questions for Marty since now he's

a schnitt talk guy. All three of you guys have done that podcast, right? Oh, yeah. Were the girls positive to you? Yeah. I mean, John's giving speeches and stuff so i mean i didn't i wasn't like on shit talk on shit talk we didn't do relationship stuff i was on the episode but it was like taylor swift episode so it wasn't like we weren't delving into my personal life it was we're just discussing how awesome taytay is taytay fits right in yeah did they like you though? I don't know why because I was telling ridiculous like CCK stories before CCK existed

you were saying the same things that you've said on this radio program maybe not like as graphic but definitely as like douche bag yeah and they liked you? yeah they love me Marty maybe you're good I don't know of you I have no idea the schnitheads love me ohy maybe you're good see i don't know if i have no idea the

schnit heads love me oh they're gonna hate me for sure but i've also said that like i'm very up front with girls yeah i'm not stringing them along and i all i said was it's very easy to be happy so they better fucking like me yeah yeah but you say i feel like the schnit heads will be enthralled by marty mush you say that it's easy to figure all your feelings and all that. Like, you're the only person. You and John Feidelberg are the only two people that can do that. And that's why I get along with him, because it's very easy. I'm not...

It sounds stupid, but if you just only look out for yourself, and, hey, if someone came along and you like her, you look out for her, too. But for now, take it to yourself. Makes a lot of sense, Marty. It makes a lot of sense. Mike in New Jersey, what do you got for us? I got a question for the Rocket.

All right. Hold on, he's putting on his headphones right now. Go ahead. So this weekend I was up in Montauk. Long story short, there was this girl staying in a house. She claims to have dated you or, or, you know, affiliated with you. I called a bunch of bullshit on it because it just didn't seem true. But I wanted to hear from you.

Um, I don't remember her last name. Her first name was Allie. I've never dated or hooked up with an Allie in my life. Yeah. She said like, she sent you a video that got on Barstool about buying her dad tickets to I think the Bruins game or some shit like that. Okay. Oh, I know that video.

Yeah, I think it's definitely posted on Barstool. I was like, she was like hyping up so much and I was like, there's no way this is true. And I called her out and she was like, well, ask him. I was like, all right. Allie from Montauk. Isn't that where Pat Light I was like, all right. Allie from Montauk? Isn't that where Pat Light went? No, I think they were just in Montauk.

Way farther than me. Interesting. I've never dated an Allie in my life. What a twist of events. What a twist of events. Jeff in Buffalo, what do you got for Marty? I was just going to say

you should just call that show The Mushler. The what? The Mushler. You got to be kidding me, right? Like, instead of a banter just call that show The Mushler The what? The Mushler You gotta be kidding me Like instead of banter You call it The Mushler You gotta be

You gotta be kidding me Go What's going on? You can't Was that what you called up for? He just hung up You called up He hung up on his own

To say The Mushler? He hung up on his own God At least he had some self-awareness there. How long did that guy wait and hold for? Not very long. At no point in... Was it longer than 10 seconds?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. At no point in 10 seconds did he go, maybe this might not be a great idea. I get an idea to do something, and within 30 seconds, I hate it. And every idea I've ever had would be a blog or a podcast or a video, whatever. 30 seconds. I get to do it.

That'd be funny. Fuck that. That's so stupid. And I just don't do it. How did he stand offline for 10 minutes or so thinking this is going to be worth it? I think he probably thought that I was going to go a little bit better than it did. Wait till they hear the mushler. Barstool Sports is now a billion dollar company.

He's doing a Bachelor. Yeah, that's what it was. God damn it, Martin. I mean, that's not good. I know it's not good. It's also not good to take this long to realize what he was doing. How do you say the girl version of that show? Come on.

Say it. Oh, yes. The Bachelorette. It's so fucked up, I can't say it. The Bachelorette? Say it again. I can't say it. The Bachelolette? Say it again. I can't say it. Bachelolette.

That was close. The Bachelolette. I try and get close every time. We'll take one more call before the break. We've got Steve in Cleveland. What's up? Hey, what's going on, guys? Good afternoon.

Good afternoon. You sound like a happy guy. Yeah, I am. I'm having a great day. Marty, quick question. What do you got tonight, Bears and Packers? I saw the Bears minus three. That's what I took. I've seen what your thoughts are.

Ah, Bears. I've never seen Dave Portnoy come over to my desk the way he did today. He was rubbing his hands, doing the shake. And he's like, when he gets on a hot streak he does the matrix with this shit like he sees numbers and he's flying Is he on a hot streak right now? He hasn't been betting He had a horrible college football weekend

I am not going to say it's an L L word but I'm taking the bass Alright cool Thanks guys Alright well we'll get to that game on the other side we also have to talk about Antonio Brown and all the craziness that's going on with that in the best. All right, cool. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Steve. All right, well, we'll get to that game on the other side. We also have to talk

about Antonio Brown and all the craziness that's going on with that. That guy is just a real piece of work. So we'll get into that. You're going to have to explain that to both

me and Marty. No, Marty does. You do know? I thought you said you didn't. He didn't know until I said just look at Twitter. Oh, I didn't look at Twitter.

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You know what? Before you guys get, like, he was like, all right, who's on? That white girl shit today I'm here for that You know what Before you guys get like he's like alright who's on That's how he does the music You're a fucking real DJ It's a science to this shit But sometimes I look over there And I feel like you pick songs for you It depends

I gotta look out for myself If it's a relationship type of vibe, we slow it down, we soften it up a little bit. I know you're reading the topics for sure, but I also feel like you have a little bit of a basic white girl in you somewhere. It's because I hang out with this asshole

every weekend in Long Beach, that's why. Yep, that's for sure. You guys had a big weekend, huh? We don't talk about that. Oh, we're not talking about last weekend. I haven't actually heard any details from last weekend. We don't talk about that, Marty. Alright.

No, I'm kidding. I'm playing. That's a story we're going to have to hear. To be honest, we don't know too much. We woke... I woke up to two text messages. One was a picture of me and this girl looked like i've been going out for 10 years i was behind her kissing her on the cheek she was hugging me it was i didn't answer because i didn't i felt i didn't know what happened it when you didn't know who

she was no of course not who's at the bar and she like, I think we fell in love last night. I was like, oh, boy. Oh, no. Zod. See, that's how I'll start it off, though, too. Like, you come in fucking guns blazing. No, I enjoy it. And either they'll be like, that's really weird. Or you're like, dude, use your fucking brain. I don't actually think we fell in love.

I'm just making a joke. I liked it. It was just that I didn't remember the picture or whatever. And it was me and Zod got out. It was just straight black heart shots. Z the picture or whatever. And it was me and Zah got out. It was just straight black heart shots. Zah got on it and it was. Is he doing shots of rum? It was.

That's what he does. I mean, I know. I thought they just sipped it, but like just ripping shots of rum. Straight shots. Who takes shots of rum anymore anyways? And Zah wasn't even chasing me. She was just down on me and started dancing. It was ridiculous.

Yeah. Did you re-injure yourself? Yeah. Yeah. My you re-injure yourself? Yeah, yeah, my knee. So I woke up in a similar situation to Marty Mush, but with a sore knee on top of that. Oh, you had a girl thinking you fell in love too? A few text messages, pictures from people that I have no idea who they are. This was Saturday night? Sunday.

Sunday. We didn't even know we went to that pregame. Yeah. Oh, this was Sunday night? Yeah. We found out even know we went to that pregame. Oh, this was Sunday night. We found out we went to some pregame before the ball. I knew that because you guys told me you were doing that. What the shit? By I say you guys, I mean Marty texted me and said he was going to a house party.

Holy moly. What a weekend for you guys. Yeah, when me and Zog go out, it's a little scary. I want to be a part of it it's fun it's great John we should go summer's over

we should go yeah summer's over but I mean I'll always go hang out we're gonna have a weekend Marty's mom's house at my house there you go

and we're gonna go out to the trash bag island and I can't wait yeah I'm in any time I'm here for that have we been out together Marty no

did we go to Fenway I'd love to. I'm in any time. I'm here for that. Have we been out together, Marty? No. Did we go to Fenway? I've wanted to take you to Fenway. This was the year to do it, and you kind of blew it. Unless you want to do it this weekend. Can't this weekend. Bachelor party that I don't know anybody. Where is it? AC.

I have to be back here on Sunday at 12.32 for all the gambling stuff that's tough for you it's gonna be brutal and I have no car I have to rent a car that sucks your life sucks we got some calls on the line that want to finish

up this dating segment they have questions for money nobody's leaving that early I have to finish up this dating segment. They have questions for money. You can't get a ride with somebody? Nobody's leaving that early. Yeah, I have to leave. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You probably borrow a car, but whatever.

Do your thing. Why don't you just get like an Uber? Is that going to be super expensive? Three and a half hours away. Oh, yeah. Rent the car is like 90 bucks. Get whatever service Spider got for us last time we went to AC as the whole group. Yeah.

See if you can finagle that. I don't think they'll enjoy that. You don't think so? No. 833-857-8665. We'll take your calls on Antonio Brown. We'll take some calls on dating first. We've got Steven in Atlanta.

What you got for us? What's up? Hey, what's up, guys? I was going to ask the boys a question here. Have you ever had to sabotage a relationship because you saw something that made you want to back out of the relationship? I want to seem like you didn't want to seem like a dick in front of her. Like for me, for instance, you know, I came off short on text messages and for a week, she's like, why are you being so short?

Or just like doing stuff that like makes her like grossed out or something like, you know, like farting in front of her or burping, you know, something like that to make her, you know, lose interest in you a little bit. Steven, before they answer this, what was it about her that gave you the red flag that you wanted to do that? Oh, God, she had a kid, and I didn't realize what kind of mess I was getting into.

I had to reevaluate my life while doing that. God, a human's a big deal. Yeah, no shit. Fellas? I did it once. It was like date three though it wasn't really um like an official relationship we went back to her place and uh she hung her keys up on the key ring and next to it there was a leash and i was like oh shit i didn't know you had a dog that's awesome what's his name she said i don't have a dog. I said, well, then what's the leash about?

She said, I have a cat. His name's Rocky. I said, that doesn't answer my question. What's the leash about? She said, I take Rocky for walks all the time. What? I said, you walk your cat? She said, I sure do.

I said, I'm going to head out. You just left? I'm going to head out. No, we stayed and we hooked up. But then we never talked again after that. I don't think that was a sabotage. I think you just said, I'm not hanging out with a girl that walks a cat. Yeah.

Yeah. I guess I didn't sabotage it. It was just like, I've never, I've never liked it. I didn't respond anymore. I guess it's ghosting. It was pre ghosting existing.

It was like probably 2012 or something like that. But, uh, yeah, that was, that was, that's the only time I'd ever been like, all right,

I think ghosting is respectable. Oh, shut up. I'm with you on that. So let's, no, it's not. I mean, breaking up like, I think ghosting is respectable. Oh, shut up, Marty. I'm with you on that. No, it's not. I mean, breaking up is awful. Okay, hold on. It depends. And the older you get, the worse it is.

I remember when you were in high school, it was so easy to be like, yeah, I want to break up. You literally just say that. You read from a script. I want to break up. It's like, what? Are you sure?

Yeah, I want to break up. And that's it. As an adult, it's like what are you sure yeah yeah i want to break up that's it as an adult you get a fucking it's this whole fucking to do oh things get harder as you get older imagine that i'm easy to dump because i prefer to be ghosted i i've you can't like in a serious relationship i was you were ghosted in a series no no i was i was i was dumped but it was just like it was just it was basically that i I read the high school script. It was like, hey, I don't think this is working out. And I said, cool, and I got up and left. And that was it.

Yeah. But the – I would prefer – Were you blindsided by it or did you see it coming? I was completely blindsided. You're just blindsided by breaking your eye. See it. Sounds good. I was at the SpongeBob meme right now.

I had my head out. Which is such a good meme. I actually finished my – I went to sip my beer. She also was like – she's like, you know what? I get it. This is weird. You don't have to stay. And I was like, well, I just got this beer.

So then I put the beer to my lips and I was like, I mean, I can't sip this thing. So I just – I like slowly chugged it where it was just like sip, sip, sip, sip, but never putting it down. Cause that would have been too awkward. And I was like, all right, cool. See you later. And that was it.

But the, um, how old were you here? 18? No, no, no, no,

no. This was probably like three years ago. I was living in New York. Um, what? Jesus Christ, John, there's something,

there's something like there's like, there's a wire in there that should have been like plugged in what are you talking about what's weird that i did i mean like to just to be blindsided by a breakup and have no like not even question it should be like all right see ya like what that's why i'm pretty ghosty because i don't want to know why because it's gonna make me feel bad about myself no you don't want'm pretty ghosted because I don't want to know why because it's just going to make me feel bad about myself. No, you don't want to be ghosted in an actual relationship. If you tell me what's wrong with me, it's like it's nothing I'm going to fix. When you're dumping someone, it's nothing they're going to fix.

It's just something that's inherent about them. Yeah, but I think if I just know about it, it's just going to make me self-conscious and make me feel not like myself. And I got plenty of that already. Ghosting doesn't make you feel self-conscious. What's that? I feel like ghosting makes people feel more self-conscious. Nah, I'm just like, alright, she didn't like it. But that's more of stringing them along and then breaking

up with them. No. If I ghost you, obviously I don't like you. I can move on. There's no other... Or you could just be like, hey, I'm not into this. No. That's way more meaner than ghosting. I would rather be hit with, like, I'm done than, like, I'm no longer into this. Okay, fine, but you would still rather be hit with like i'm done than like i'm no longer into this

okay fine but you would still rather get hit with something than just never be answered again yeah that i would like i feel like it's like a respect as a human being like what's going on i think if you're going out with the person for like a year like whatever yeah you might have to say something but if you're like been casually seeing someone you kind of just stop answering them all right see you later. No, I'm on the other side of that. Keep a breakup as brief as possible. Yeah, but I also think that there's nothing wrong

if you've been casually seeing somebody for X amount of months and you're just like, hey, this isn't working out. And then they can move on, you can move on, as opposed to them just sitting there waiting, like, what the fuck did I do wrong? Why won't he answer me? Why won't she answer me?

I just think it's like, hey, obviously you don't like me anymore, so... No, I don't. But your brain doesn't work the way most people's brains were are you being ghosted it's like casey do you think that like every breakup should have to be in person no it depends on the relationship if it's a serious relationship yes you think it has to be in person yes has to be for serious relationships i don't think i've ever broken up with someone in person in my life it's's too fucking scary. And it's so awkward. It's like,

what do you do? Like, especially when they don't see it coming. Like it's, it's different if you're like, Hey, we got to talk. And then they know that it's coming and you're having like this

conversation or you both kind of realize that the relationship sucks. And then you get together and it's like, let's talk about this. And like, we'll decide if we want to move forward or not. But if it's completely out of nowhere, like you want out and the other person still wants in, that is so awkward to do in person. Cause But if it's completely out of nowhere, like you want out and the other person still wants in,

that is so awkward to do in person. Because if they're like, hey, good to see you. And you're like, we got to talk. We got to break up. But if you have somebody that like means that much to you,

when I say serious, I mean like you've met each other's families, like your lives are intertwined. If somebody that my life was intertwined with picked up the phone and was like, yo, we're done here, without wanting to see me in person, that would be bizarre to me. I think it's different. It's all about how you say it, though.

I still feel like if you've invested that much time into a person as a relationship... What is the point of even being nice about it, though? You don't want to be mean. You don't want to be mean, but also it's like, look, I'm deciding I don't want you in my life anymore. Why am I going to make myself feel awkward deciding I don't want you in my life anymore. Yeah. Why am I going to make myself feel awkward to save you? There's a difference between like, get out of my life and like, I just, I'm not really into this anymore.

It's the same thing normally. Yeah, it's the same. No, it's not like, get the fuck out of my life. I don't want you in any capacity versus like, eh, this just isn't working out relationship wise. I'd rather be friends. But you don't want to be friends. That's a different tone. Nobody wants to be friends.

I'm friends with every ex that I have. That's insane. I am. Like, we're still friends. All of them. That's just, that's, but you don't want to, that's a different, nobody wants to be friends. That's I'm friends with every ex that I have. That's insane. I am like, we're still friends. All of them. That's just, that's different. You don't fuck them.

No, that's crazy. I mean, there was, there was one ex that I like, you're friends. Like you guys hang out for like years. You like hang out friends.

No, but like we will talk and like, and if we see each other, like it'll be like normal. Yeah. I mean, my, my serious with anyone I saw,

but we're not like chatting yeah no same like my serious ex-boyfriends like if i see them in person i would be very cordial like we might catch up here and there if we need to but we're not friends yeah i mean like i don't think if i have like a birthday party i'm not like inviting them to my party that's a friend you're not friends with them that was a my birthday party? You know what I mean. That was a wild example. Birthday party. I mean, there are birthday parties that happen in this office on a daily basis. Like, literally, people have birthday parties here all the time. I do not.

Francis threw a birthday party for himself. I think it's very different when you have... I went to Pat's birthday party. He fought tonight a couple weeks ago. I purposely didn't go just because he had a party. I took a stand against not Pat, but birthday parties as a whole. Regardless, if you're having some... If you send an invitation, I'm not going.

Yeah. See, I'm getting old. I prefer an invitation. I do too. I get an invitation. I'll go. My buddy's wedding. If you send me a text, do you call me or something like that?

I'm probably not going. But you sent me an invitation. I'll RSVP. Yes. I would rather have like a spontaneous like, hey, we're like, it's it's Friday. Hey, by the way, I'm going out tonight for drinks. It's my birthday. All right, I'll go for that.

Yeah. But like, if you send me like an invitation, like weeks in advance for your by the way, I'm going out tonight for drinks. It's my birthday. All right. I'll go for that. Yeah. But like, if you send me like an invitation, like weeks in advance for your birthday, no, I wouldn't send one. But if I'm, I, I prefer one. I've been out with you for your birthday, but if you send me an invite, I'd be like, nah. But it goes back to, you're, you're texting like your friends, those things. Yeah.

Like if you're going out for drinks for your birthday, your ex girlfriends are invited to that. Sure. They want to come. Why not? Not true. Who gives a fuck? You're texting them about that.

I'm not texting, but if they were like, that's a different, there's a difference in being cordial. Here's an example, right? If, if I,

if it was my birthday and I was at bar X, but we were going to bar Y and it was for my birthday. And I saw like a bunch of them out and I was like, Hey, like, I know you guys are here, but if you want to come here, like we're going out like, yeah. That's called being cordial, not being friends. You could easily just be like, Hey, nice to see you. That's being cordial. But being a friend is like, Hey, we're going to another bar. When you say that you're friends with your ex-girlfriend, that means that like you still

consistently keep them in your life as a human that you want to hang out with. I don't think that you have to hang out to be friends with someone. I don't hang out. Like, I haven't seen my friends from home, like the dude that I was like the best man in his wedding. I haven't seen him like in over a year now. Last time I saw him was like last July, maybe. You guys still talk? Not really a whole lot.

That's guys. Guys are just friendly. Like, if I see my best friend I haven't seen in a year, it's like we picked up right away. I don't have to talk to my... There's dudes that I haven't seen in a year it's like we picked up right away I don't have to talk to my there's dudes that I haven't seen in years what do you talk about I mean everybody what do you have to talk about

what could we possibly have to talk about you're just an anti-texter no maybe he is he's a big time anti-texter if I text my friends it's like I have a story. Even then, don't text me a story. Or I'll, like, call you.

I'm a big caller. I love calling. Yeah? Yeah, we're so sympathetic. Clearly, I love calling, man. We had a couple calls on Antonio Brown. They dropped. So we'll just go back to the dating.

Kevin in New York, what do you got? I had a question for Marty. When girls come over to your place, are they staying the night? And if so, are you getting them an Uber home in the morning?

Oh, God. No and no. One, they usually, one, I'll either pick them up or they'll drive to my house and just,

they don't sleep over unless I'm drunk. I don't like really, I mean, what are we going to do in the morning? Have sex, probably. Yeah, morning sex. No. Sex sucks.

We've already been out on that. Yeah, I'm not... I'll do it, but it's also like if I have to go to work the next morning, I wake up exactly... I actually prefer to do it on mornings I have to go to work rather than like a weekend.

Because you know you got to be quick. You got to be quick. You got to like an hour to get out. There is time. In the morning on the weekend, I'm like I'd rather just like lay here longer. But if I have to get up anyway. I could see that. You have like a timeline you know she has to leave by. Or you just don't let her sleep over.

I mean. How do you get them to leave? I'm tired. It's like it's not mean. It's just like, don't you want to go sleep together? They accept that you're unaware that it's mean. They accept you wholly. And that's part of being just yourself.

They have no choice but to accept it. Yeah, they either can accept it or they're not part of the Marty train. It is very mean. But if they think that you're unaware that it's mean, then it's okay. But it is mean. It is mean. It is?

Yeah. Seriously? Hey, thanks for the blowjob. Get the fuck out. Oh, whatever. It's a blowjob. It's at least two hours. I got like a 45-minute trip back to my apartment

and I could easily just stay here and go back in the morning but you're kicking me out. Yeah. It's mean. At like 2 a.m., like I'm exhausted. Like I just want to go to sleep right now, but now I got to travel back. You know that you don't live just like in the middle of the city

where a lot of these girls are probably living. Like you can't walk like 12 blocks to be there. I guess it depends where the girl lives. So the one I've been seeing lives five minutes away. So it's like, all right, scat. And we'll see tomorrow. You know? Alright. One girl came

45 minutes and left at 4am. Jesus. But I didn't say leave. I didn't really say stay. But I'm nice about it. I mean, because she left at 4, that means that she waited as long as she possibly could for like the, all right, let's go to bed.

And then by 4 a.m., if you don't get that, she's like, all right, I guess I'm leaving. That's what happened. A hundred percent. Yeah. Because there's always that moment where you're like sitting around, like you don't know if you're staying or not.

And then whoever's apartment or house or whatever that you're at is like, hey, do you want to go to bed? Or hey, like we should go to bed or Hey, let's go get ready for bed. Whatever the term they decide to use is, then that's when you know you're invited to stay. If that doesn't happen and you just sit on the couch, it's like, okay, I guess I'm not invited to stay. I should probably go. You waited her out.

That's what you did. You totally waited her out. It was a Mexican standoff and you won. Yeah. There's no chance she wanted to leave if she stayed until 4 a.m. Like if she was planning on going home, she probably would have left around like to the latest been like, all right, when you're like this

on the head out, I think I was in the wrong. Yeah, you see why don't you ask me these things? You always give me advice on stuff. Yeah, you take advice from Marty mush. Oh, yeah. I'm working to I'm great. It's working to what? Oh, yeah, we we too. I'm great. It's working too. What? Oh yeah. We had such a good system when we were in

Orlando. Such a good system. It was great. I'm very good at it, Jared. Are you? Damn. With certain things. I wouldn't take relationship, like serious relationship advice from Marty, but like casual stuff? Imagine some people find religion, some people find Marty Mush.

Yeah, exactly. I've found both, as a matter of fact. It's great. You and Carl Lentz. Shout out Carl Lentz. Joop in Illinois. What do you got for Marty? Yeah, so it's about Marty, but it's basically for everybody.

So I think Marty's hilarious whenever he comes on the radio. But a lot of my friends think it's just like a shtick and that he's just playing dumb. What do you think the percentage of people think? Is he that dumb? He's hilarious, but at some point, he can't be that dumb. Before I let them answer, Casey and John spent the entire weekend with me. And Jared knows me pretty well personally,

so they could answer for me. Yeah, so here's the thing. I've been around Marty probably more off camera than on camera yeah more off he's dumb like he's just not a smart person but it's endearing and it's charming and it's funny i don't even i don't think it's stupid i don't think you're stupid and i don't think it's dumb i think it's just eccentric you're just yeah you're just a weird person i i'm not but to not have an awareness of awareness of when a girl wants to stay with you to think that they genuinely

just want to hang out until four and then leave. Yeah, Marty, that's dumb. That's dumb. But I only care about things I care about. People are saying who fought in World War II.

To be honest, I'm not there. I don't know. Like, whatever. I mean, that's how I felt about Chernobyl. I didn't know shit about that. Exactly.

I do, but... The difference is that he doesn't care about history. You are a history person. Yeah, I know. I didn't know shit about that. Exactly. I do, but the difference is that he doesn't care about history. You are a history person. I enjoy history. But that's what I'm saying. Marty is like, yeah, I don't know because I don't care. You're like, I'm a history guy and I just didn't know Chernobyl. It's the same difference.

That's not my fault. The thing is, off camera, I am saying the same stuff if you bring it up. I will say, I've spent a lot of time with you and it's not an act act i thought now i will say i'm still so woke on the chopsticks so woke on that jupe i will tell you there's been moments i don't know if you were listening to that story or not but there was a moment where there was a bunch of us out to eat and everybody's conversation continued and all i could focus in on was that marty was sandbagging us and acting like he didn't know anything about sushi and he's just using I think chopsticks like kobiaki I think

the chopsticks thing makes a lot of sense because if he's not like if we're not calling him dumb we're just calling him weird didn't know what soy sauce was no I know what soy sauce was it was in a square can I've never seen soy sauce in a square can yeah I feel like yeah using chopsticks the way that Marty did, and I've said this before, I have metal chopsticks that I keep at my apartment because that's how much I use them.

You use them so much better than me like that. It was crazy. Look at his fingers. You see his fingers? Yeah. Good phalanges.

Crazy. But Joop, to answer your question, it is not an act. It's not a shtick. Not for real. Marty is who he is. I know.

That's what I keep telling everyone. So I'm glad I was right. You are 100% right. You keep spreading the truth. We have a couple calls on here, but we're not going to have enough time to get to them. So stay on the line. 833-857-8665. If you are tuning in to hear about the Antonio Brown stuff,

we'll get to that. For those that don't know, Jared, you don't know this. Adam Schefter tweeted a little bit ago, the next chapter, Antonio Brown and GM Mike Mayock got into it on Wednesday, and the team is now planning to suspend its star wide receiver. A lot of drama going on. So we'll get to all of that and all your breakup questions.

We got a bad breakup call, Marty, so surely you can help him. And I wonder how I brought all the lies. You said that you would treat me right, but you was just a waste of time. Tell me why you're looking so confused when I'm the one who didn't know the truth. I need me a Latina. Post a Lamarina. Post up on the jet ski. Fuckin' no casino. Shorty, she a dreamer. A blue Benji believer. She know that I'm heatin' up. Hotter than a fever.

I think her name is Nina. She from Massapequa. Daddy from the Bronx. Don't you think she called he be a. Just stop when I pop at the shop and more. I don't even buy shit. I just walk it up. True game, big name.

I'm a bullet flow. Stock a gun. I can run like a Romeo. Slick Ricky with a hickey from the groupie show. We better have Netflix at the studio. Have them all watch Friends while they do me slow. She gonna rob me first, she got pretty slow. Damn.

Says thank you for the crack when I play Romberg. John Feidelberg just walked in this radio studio with what can only be described as the fattest move I've seen you do in a while. radio studio with what can only be described as the fattest move I've seen you do in a while and that is tough because I saw you eat three pizzas at the Barstool Classic. It is a huge schnitzel and it's

pretty good. It's like six pretzels together. It's a monster schnitzel. It's disgusting and you're just holding it as if you're eating like a popsicle and just eating it right off the top. I cannot wait to tweet schnitzel. Because today is my trash bag Thursday. So, so far I've had my Taco Bell. Oh, fuck.

I haven't had Taco Bell this week. By the way, guess what I figured out is on Seamless last night. What? Fucking Hooters. Wow. Oh, yeah. Last night had like the 20-piece boneless with a nice big piece of chocolate cake afterwards. Touch wood. Oh, it was a delight.

You know what I want? What? I want fried mini weenies. What? On Trash Bag Thursday? Where do you get those? Trash Bag Thursday? That should be my Thursday lunch.

So you've had Taco Bell. You've had the schnitzel now. What else have you had? A Pop-Tart and Sun Chips. This is really dry in my mouth. I have water here. And then I'm going to have fried mini weenies. From where?

I hope my mother makes dinner tonight. She's home for two days. I hope my mother makes dinner. Is she on board with the trash bag bag tuesday or thursday yeah she well she gets mad at me i treat my body like a trash can what do you do about um the girl situation when your mom's home we're gonna find out friday i'm sorry what i'm gonna find out friday i know explain yourself see i don't know. I usually try and hopefully she stays in a room.

She's got a TV. Wait, so are you going to tell the girl that it's your house and just hope that your mom doesn't come out? Or are you going to be like, I still live with my parents? Like, how are you going to set the stage just in case? I've done that before. My brother, like, popped out of nowhere. I don't know why he's doing it.

What are you doing here? Couldn't you just say that your brother lives in your house? Well, I went through it again. I was like, oh, he lives with his girlfriend, but he's working tomorrow. There's this whole thing. Yeah, I don't know what I'm... I might just do like, I bought the house, but she's back for the weekend or something. I didn't figure that out.

Yeah, like it's your parents' house. You bought it from... They moved to Florida. They got a condo there. But sometimes when she comes back, she stays there. Why can't you just say she's just visiting your you and that's your house that's what i'm saying that's what i think i'm gonna go with it's got to be the deep the more elaborate the more believable oh for sure you know more simple it's saying no that's yeah this was my parents house i bought it they moved to florida to retire but she came back it's her

birthday so she wanted to see me and so i flew her up i paid for a plane ticket obviously so I bought it. They moved to Florida to retire, but she came back. It's her birthday. So she wanted to see me. And so I flew her up. I paid for a plane ticket, obviously. So she flew back and I'm letting her stay at the house. She just knocked that out of the, you think that a guy that won't let a girl order a glass of wine at dinner

so that the dinner, she doesn't know that they're not going to dinner. She doesn't know. It was so good there. I stopped listening and just yes. To him. Such a long ones. Good. I believe it. Yeah. That know. Jared was so good there, I stopped listening and just yesed him. It was such a long one. I was like,

good, I believe it. That's why it's good. The more detailed, the more believable it is. That's just not true. Yes, it is. If I was the girl and you were like, yeah, this is my house,

my mom is in town for the weekend, she's seeing some friends, I would believe that 10 out of 10. If you came out and you're like, listen, babe,

this was my parents' house, now it's mine, my mom lives in Florida, she's coming back, then I'd be like, you are making this up as you go. There's still pictures of your family in the house. You could also be like, I just bought it recently.

Took over the mortgage. Actually, that's not bad. That's not bad. That is not bad. What a schnitzel. It was immersed. Give me the schnitzel. I'll say you can have the one of mine when I handed it.

John handed it to me and called me a fat bitch, but to get into that. That was unbelievable. Kyle from Long Island, what do you got for us? Ooh, Long Island. Long Island and Ronkonkoma out here, baby. Oh, the Ronkonkoma. You say this like you're from California.

We're in California. Oh, Long Island,kham rat. You say this like you're from California. Oh, Long Island, I know that. It's fucking 20 minutes away. I bet most of the people call it. I probably know him. I know him. So what's good? What do you think about the Bills coming in and taking A.B.?

Oh, yeah. Love it. He would do great. Yeah. They don't give a shit what goes on. Buffalo, please give Buffalo fucking Antonio Brown. I'm begging you. Kyle, are you a Bills fan?

Yeah, baby. Bills Mafia all the way. So would you be okay with A.B. on the team? Yeah, him and Josh Allen, that connection would be perfect. I totally agree. Perfect. Perfect. Does it give you any concern at all that the Patriots fan also wants that?

No, no problem. No problem. That's what Antonio Brown says every time he sounds like a good team. It'll be no problem. This will be no problem. Yeah. What were you about to say? Did you about to say you were going to take the division?

Please tell me you didn't say that. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, easily. I think the last time was the division? Please tell me you didn't say that. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Easily. I think the last time, was the last time that the Patriots didn't win the division, I was like in middle school? They've won, fuck, what is it?

It's double digits, right? Yes. I think it's 15 of 18 or 16 of 18. I think it's 16 of 18. And the only two losses were 08 and 04? It's been. No, 04. 02. 02.

02 they missed entirely. Yeah. So it was 02 and 07. Yeah. I mean, the fact that you just didn't jump on that guy for him saying that the Bills are going to easily win the division. I didn't hear it. I was chewing schnitzel.

Chewing schnitzel is loud. The fucking headphones shake on your head. It just sounds like you're in a helicopter listening to things. Yeah. He said the Bills are going to win the division and then follow it up with easily uh we've got zach and boston on antonio brown what do you got zach you there oh hey what's up guys sorry i was on mute uh no way is antonio brown going to the pats no we don't want that toxic-ass player there.

We already got him fucked up in Josh Gordon. Like, we don't want that shit. He's not a fuck-up. Yeah, I wouldn't say Josh Gordon's a fuck-up. He just likes weed. Yeah. I mean, he's an idiot for smoking it, but he's not a fuck-up. Even last time, it wasn't smoking that got him in trouble.

It was like he was late to a meeting. You want, like, Tyree Kill that's doing actual bad shit or Josh Gordon who's like smoking? You're right. That's a valid point. I'd take Josh Gordon over Tyreek Hill. Yeah. I mean, Joe, there's so many. There's so many Joe Mixon.

I don't think the Patriots are going to take him, but I just think that if anyone was going to make it work, it would be them. I don't think they'll do it. I mean, they made it work with Randy Moss. He's kind of a bad boy, you say? I mean, Randy Moss. That did not work out, no. All right, let's stop talking about the fucking Patriots. Okay, well, we've got another Long Island call.

They're kind of just at the forefront. Bring out the Long Island. Rock Conkama, man. Rock Conk a rat. Rock Conk a rat. Rock a rat. Jeremy in Long Island, are from Rekonkoma? Jerry

Not even close Yeah What's up? We're on the opposite side Long Beach Oh The end baby He's from the end

Oh no We don't talk about that Alright what's up Schmoe Big Alright I just wanted to mention Something about Antonio Which teams you may go to Okay I got a crazy theory Ever since I saw Shester's breaking news All right. I just wanted to mention something about Antonio, which teams you may go to. Okay. I got a crazy theory ever since I saw Shester's breaking news.

The Browns, they just like troubled receivers. Being a Giants fan, you know, they took Odell with all this stuff, even though I loved him as a New Yorker. But they want to just make splashes and make headlines, so why not just get Antonio Brown for nothing? They're not good. I think the Browns have too much good going for them now. Yeah, I think it's like you're really playing with fire, especially with...

I'm not a big there's only one ball guy, but there is only one ball, and I feel like having three one receivers is a little too much. And your two one receivers, your two D receivers are best friends. Why fuck that up with another guy? I feel like anybody that's going to take Antonio Brown

is going to be somebody that needs their quarterback to have a number one wide receiver, not that already has multiple. Baker Mayfield is fine offensively. I can understand where you're coming from with Odell, but they got their guys for Baker. Somebody that doesn't have those guys is going to take Antonio Brown.

He might be looking for the CFL. What about the New York football giants? Any day of the week. No. Any day of the week, they'll take him. That would be amazing. He would definitely

bank heads with John Mara before they even got there and signed anything. Did you... I'm totally off topic. Did you see fucking Dw dwight howard yesterday yes i don't i mean he got caught in like a transvestite scandal i'll probably do something really yeah but he just doesn't even look like the same humans yeah it was uh it was something

like look i i it was i i don't i'm not well versed enough to be quoted on this but it was something along the lines of he was in the DMs of transgender on Twitter and there were a couple of things and then it was like people were threatening to out him for being gay and then there was also he was maybe at some point hooked up with a 16 year old

he went through a lot he went to war allegedly allegedly across the board old. He went through a lot. He went to war. Allegedly. All allegedly across the board had some situations going on. But he looked crazy. He also stinks. He's so crazy. When was the last time he played?

He was in Charlotte last year. The last time he was good was the Orlando Magic. His head is too small for his body. Yeah, and his shoulders are fucking huge. His shoulders are crazy. I remember when he was on the Magic, I was like,

that's when I was like, I used to work out back then, and I'd be in the gym like, I gotta get these Dwight Howard shoulders going. I need to go back to the gym, man. Same. I have to. All I do is shit.

See, I'm the exact opposite. You don't poop. If I'm not working out, I don't shit ever. Oh my God. Really? Ever. Ever? You guys are disgusting. One, I don't shit ever. Oh my God. Really? Ever. Ever?

You guys are disgusting. One day I might just explode in this office. That's what I said. I tweeted yesterday that I haven't been, like, I live the motto, if I don't go to the doctor, nothing's wrong with me. Right. But I feel like my body's, like, deteriorating at the time. Oh, 100%.

Well, you're just getting older, man. You're 25 now. Yeah, I don't want to ruin my streak of not going to the doctor. When's the last time you went to the doctor? I know. I blogged the last time I went to the doctor. It's all DevNet stuff.

It's probably 2011, maybe. Oh, Jesus. 2011. They got new shots and shit now, John. We're like 30. Do you still get the chicken pox? I got chicken pox when I was a kid, so I think I'm good. But I went to the doctor because I was like,

I saw it was my doctor. I'm not going to say his name, but it was a doctor back home. Not a pediatrician. I had an adult doctor. And as the exam was ending, he was like, any other ailments you have? And I said, I snore a little bit. Is there anything I can do to stop that?

And it was like I told him I was having trouble breathing. I was having heart palpitations. He's like, you snore? Yeah. I feel like it's a pretty fucking normal thing. I snore. He's like, oh boy, we gotta write you up. We gotta get you examined. So I went, had a specialized sleep test. Live blogged the whole thing with the

fucking stuff all over my head. Wondered if I could pound off with the camera in the corner. I wonder what that was all about. I did. And I get out. They wake you up at 6 a.m. They don't let you sleep the full night. They wake you up at 6 a.m.

They say, get the fuck out of the bed. What the fuck? I was like, Jesus Christ, guys. I've been having a hard enough time falling asleep with all this shit attached to me. And when I leave, they say, you just snore. I said, I had a fucking feeling. I wasn't asking for a rundown about all this stuff. I was just asking a doctor if there's anything he could prescribe or whatever that makes you not snore.

I didn't want all this. And then a bill comes in the mail, $7,000. Are you fucking kidding me? $7,000. Jeez. I was like, I make $400 a week. I mean, a month. I can't spend $7,000 on this thing.

So at that point, I said, I'm done with doctors doctors you just haven't paid it oh i mean i paid i borrowed money from my parents and then had to pay them back but that's crazy yeah that is crazy that's just again it's just a bad doctor i was just like yeah that's bad i haven't been back to a doctor since no reason to no reason no you're gonna fucking lobbed with another bill? Here. You used a fucking popsicle swab on your mouth. 300 bucks. Get the fuck out of here. Eat healthy, John. Well, yeah, I know that.

You don't need to tell me that. I would tell you guys why you should go to the doctor, but then Marty will say that I'm pulling a card that he gets mad when I pull. So I'm not going to. Yeah, no. I'm not going to do it. I'm not doing it. You can pull it with me.

Why? Because she had cancer. Because had I not gone to the doctor, I wouldn't have known that I had cancer. That's not true. Didn't someone behind you at like a football game notice it and they said to go see a doctor? Well, right. Oh, I go to football games all the time. But had I not.

You're fine. Well, yeah, but had I not gone to the doctor when she told me to go to the doctor. I'd sit in good seats too. Probably a doctor around. Yeah. He didn't notice something on me. No, yes.

That in a serious matter. Yeah. If there's something really going on, go to the doctor. But, but I didn't know there was anything going on. Someone told you. Well,

right. But she was like, yeah, it looks weird. You should go to the doctor. And I was like, look, if someone sees something in my body,

it's like, that looks fucking, you should probably see a doctor. I'll text a picture to a doctor. Did you know there's a virtual doctor now? What? You could call a doctor virtually and tell you what's wrong.

Sweat. I'm not ready for that conversation. I love it. There's no way that works. My dad told me about it. He didn't do it, but he said, you don't go to the doctor. At least sit there and ask someone. That feels like

just a farce. There's no way that works. I think it does. You kind of got it in my head. We let it bring it up. Now you got it in my head. I wasn't going to bring it up. I said I wasn't going to bring it up. I feel like I'm going to go to a doctor at some point this year.

When we go home for Christmas break, I might see a doctor. I feel like I'm going to go to a doctor at some point this year. Like when we go home for a, like Christmas break, I might see a doctor or I feel like you guys should Jason in Arizona. What you got for us? Hey guys, happy trash bag Thursday. Happy Thursday.

Hey, so this year I decided to skip fantasy football and try to get into sports betting. I was wondering if you guys had any content for anyone who's brand new. I think it would be something fun with like Big Cat Mush and Prez or something. I don't know. Were you asking if there's betting content? No, not just that.

I mean, if you guys had a show like that, it's just for brand new people into it. I just started listening to you guys recently. There's going to be a lot. I'm going to probably do a video for brand new gamblers. That's exactly how it goes. But there's a lot of gambling content. Barstool Bets is officially launching this week. There's been stuff, but now you can actually bet with the guys.

They're going to be live streaming on the weekends when we're on the road. Watch Walk the Line today at 5 o'clock. Yeah, there you go. Walk the Line, 5 o'clock. I got you. Right on. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Jason.

It's really sad because he's like, I'm just brand new into gambling. I don't want to play fantasy football. What advice do you guys have? It's like, well, all these idiots in this office are down thousands of dollars. So best of luck. We've got Brianna. Brianna on the phone that wants to talk to you, Marty. Hello.

Hey, how's it going? Casey, you might have to back me up on this a little bit. All right. So, Marty, like you're talking to these girls who obviously know that you work at Barstool, right? Hey, girls are fucking crazy. Do you not think one of them is on the line maybe listening to your elaborate scheme about saying that you bought your parents' house when you didn't?

Oh, no, they can know. I'm still going to tell them I bought it. That's the thing. He's still going to talk to us. He's still going to talk to us. He's still going to talk to us. You're just announcing these elaborate schemes on national radio. So just giving you a different perspective. It ain't the first time he's done it.

He's been doing it. He's been doing it for the past year. Girl, I've been saying this. I know. Girl, I've been saying this. Girl, I've been saying this. The first time I ever had Marty on the show with me when i realized how good we were together when he's like talking about these girls are like sending him nudes and all these elaborate lies that he's telling him like what if these girls

listen to the radio he just doesn't give a shit because you're right girls are crazy i guarantee you all these girls have heard you that one girl remember the one person dm'd you about that i was lying oh yeah there was the second cousin girl? There was a situation where he told a story about this girl pretending to be his second cousin or whatever. Which who the fuck makes up the second cousin? Yeah, it was. I got DM's saying like Marty was making it up and Marty

was lying and I was like, no, you just got exposed on national radio. That's what happened. Yeah. No? I appreciate it though. Yeah. Okay, so here's a a question let's say you didn't know Marty would you believe the elaborate lie of why he has that house or would you want a more simple lie of why he has that house no yeah go the simple when you start rambling you're just you just get in a trap and you start making, and like, what if his mom walks out and she's like, Hey, how's Florida? Exactly.

Girls. I'm telling you girls want more simple that it is. The more believable it would be. No. Yeah. And the Florida thing, like that's easily going to get caught. I mean,

she could easily say, Hey, how was Florida? Well, she actually lives in Florida. No, she actually lives in Florida. She,

she does actually live in Florida, but it's not Marty's house. That could maybe work, but just don't act like you're rambling and where you can't stop. All right. Thank you for the advice. I like it. I love when girls call in. I need more girls.

When we were at KFC Radio Live both times, the girls that come up, they're always awesome, which obviously if they're KFC Radio fans, then they have something wrong with them just like the rest of us do. And I always tell them, they're always awesome, which obviously if they're KFC radio fans, then they have something wrong with them just like the rest of us do. I always tell them, please call in and give me backup and every time they do, it makes my day so much better. We got another Long Island caller.

Long Island. Your boy's coming out. Anthony, how's it going? How are you guys doing? I have this question that me and my friends have been arguing like crazy about, about Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady. So knowing all you guys know about both of them, who would you take if you can start a team from the right?

Tom Brady. I don't even know what you said. It's crazy. What's the argument to take Aaron Rodgers now? They say that he has more skill. What? It's crazy. It's crazy.

They're ridiculous. Aaron Rodgers has a better arm than Tom Brady he throws better off zero feet but he's more athletic than Tom Brady the quarterback position is so much more than that

it's like how many times does it have to be proven right exactly Peyton Manning's Cam Newton's got more fucking athletic athleticism than both of them

not taking Cam Newton either exactly Eli Manning better than Tom Brady starting a team from scratch they said that they could they would a thousand percent take Aaron Rodgers over Tom Brady I'm like how in the world could you say that

I think this is the last year these kind of takes will be allowed I think by it's put up or shut up time for Aaron Rodgers if he doesn't make the playoffs I mean I think like you have to it's always been put on fucking what's his dick what's his dick mike mccarthy mccarthy uh that it's always been his fault that rogers didn't thrive here we go okay strapping here you go buckle up if you don't do it this year then

i can't believe he was ever in the goat conversation what was i 12 when he won a super bowl the fucking guy hasn't done anything in forever and And he is like, I understand his skill set is different. He's athletic, whatever. But like anybody that would take Aaron Rodgers, especially now because what, he's like 30, is he 36? Is he that old? I'm pretty sure he's 30, like 35, 36. Wow.

I think. I didn't know he was that old. Might be a little bit. I mean, yeah, but like just. I would guess 32, 33, something like that. Can somebody look that up for me? I'll take your word for it. He is 35.

35, yeah. To start a team from scratch, you're going to take fucking... No. So I got alerted by Zod that we have to take this call. Apparently it's pretty good. Josh from Philly, what do you have for Marty Mush? Oh, fuck. Proof plan for you.

Whatever rat you bat a dog tonight, you tell them your mom is here because of the hurricane in Florida. That's it. That's the entire reason. Foolproof. Done. I mean, that's done. That's the best idea ever. My dad is coming home tomorrow for the hurricane. Foolproof plan. Foolproof.

No, that's good. How none of us thought of that is actually upsetting. I also came home early from Florida for the hurricane i was just thinking that the hurricane fucking rope-a-doped us is it slow played us we would fucking think we're supposed to be here last weekend it hasn't even made landfall yet right in the bahamas it has hit the bahamas talking about united states of america oh no what do you think no the hum is not i was thinking the virgin islands uh no i don't think that it's hit florida it was supposed

to hit florida on like monday yeah it's still fucking yet. It was supposed to hit Florida on like Monday. Yeah. But it still has. Fucking moving a mile an hour. Just got to Atlantis and was like, no, I'm going to chill here. Yeah. No, yeah. Thanks, Josh. That's fantastic.

It's a great idea. Because nobody's going to be like, well, I mean, there's not a hurricane. It's like, no, my mom lives in Florida and she's here because she's like running away from danger. Yeah. And then you look like a great son for putting her up. Yeah. Saving lives. I mean, what a guy. Don't go like a great son for putting her up. Yeah. Saving lives.

I mean, what a guy, Josh and Josh and Philly with the assist for you, by the way. So if that does happen, Josh, call in next week and we'll give you an update. John in Texas.

What do you got on doctors? Yeah. So I was calling to defend that, that sleep study that the doctor ordered, but $7,000 is a little outrageous, but I think he was looking to rule out sleep apnea, which could potentially be something serious. Yeah, no, he definitely was.

$7,000, it was 10 years ago. It was at least $4,000. I'm pretty sure it was $7,000, though. But yeah, doctors don't know shit anyway. Doctors are fucking idiots. That's what I have. When you get older, you just realize, I have friends who shit anyway. Doctors are fucking idiots. That's what I have. When you get older, you just realize I have friends who are doctors. They're fucking idiots.

I have friends who are lawyers. They're fucking idiots. You have doctor friends. I have two doctor friends, yes. Foot doctor? Part of that is true, for sure. I mean, not like best friends, but kids I went to high school with and stuff. Kids I stay relatively in touch with.

John, are you a doctor? I am. Yeah. What kind of doctor? John, you're listening to this radio show. You're a fucking idiot. This is my proof. You're making my point here.

I know, right? Anyone who is anything, if you're an adult, you're a fucking idiot. That's what growing up is, is realizing everyone you ever took fucking lessons from or advice from doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. They're just stupid. I've been drinking with teachers until 4 in the morning oh yeah we're like oh i gotta go to class to go teach fucking six-year-olds now thanks for the call john oh yeah no i i realized that very quickly when my old guy friend roommate in college was just like banging out this kindergarten teacher every night and then she would go to class i'm like oh my god if your house

catches on fire in saugus, the 2003 state champion hockey team is coming to put it on. Well, that is it for CCK on this Thursday. Kevin will be back tomorrow. The college football show is going on the road to Clemson, so come out and see us. Unnecessary Revenants is out. All the

Barstool betting stuff is launching, so big weekend for you football fans and we're going to be all over it. We'll see you guys tomorrow.