KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Let Your Trash Flag Fly (featuring @KellyKeegs)

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been back. Welcome, welcome, welcome back.

Welcome back to none other than Kelly Keegs. Kelly Keegan's in the building. Hello. Here I am. Sometimes I forget that your last name is actually Keegan. I don't forget it, but everybody does literally. You're officially Keegs. Yeah, nobody has called me.

I can't remember the last time somebody's called me Kelly Keegan. Yeah, ever. No, Kelly Keegs. I remember when I was naming my kid, I was like, is this going to be weird? You texted me. Do you remember this? Being like, listen, we're throwing around names. One of them's looking like Keegan, and it's probably going to be that one.

So let's just – I was like, okay, no, it's cool. I understand that you want to name your kid after me, Kevin. I know that you're obsessed with me. But now I call him Keegs. I don't really call him Keegan. So now it actually is weird because that's who you are. Exactly. So again, do I need to file a formal complaint against your child for stealing my identity?

Because it kind of sounds like I do. You want some royalties or some shit? Yeah, I think I need that at least. All that content you make off him, it's time. I mean, listen, the little kids are making content. I got the Wiggle Dickers on my side. I just found a TikTok. Yeah, can we actually dive a little bit deeper into that?

Yeah, let me see who this cat is. Can I be honest with you, Kevin? I did not know that the Wiggle Dickers know who you are. No, I didn't either. Not to insult you. It scares me. I live on TikTok, and I've never once seen you mention it. So we have, there's a little movement on TikTok where the kids will lip sync with our podcast.

You'll find a segment of our show. Like your girl. What is her name? Mackenzie. Mackenzie, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was doing it to get Barstool's attention. These are kids just doing it for their TikToks. Just for fun.

It's just funny. And I can't tell if they are making fun of me, if I'm the butt of the joke, or if they're like, yeah, I fuck with this podcast. Let me lip sync. Or if they're like, LOL, how funny is this? I'm doing the old washed up dudes podcast sort of thing. I bet it's a healthy mix of all. The one you just showed me where it's describing like, oh.

This kid is, his name is Q-Tip. Let me see. CEO Q-Tip is his name. He's a nobody. Shout out for him. No disrespect. He has 4,000 followers. He's not.

Oh, wait a minute though. It says deleted at one mil. Let me see. So maybe he had a bunch. He has 220,000 likes. It also, his bio says say no to premarital sex. Okay, he's got a lot of likes. Yeah, deleted at one mil.

So he must be like restarting. CEO Q-Tip. I've actually seen this kid before. So he's got a lot of likes. His bio says say no to premarital sex. Yeah, deleted at one mil, so he must be restarting. CEO Q-tip. I've actually seen this kid before. Okay, so he's the real deal then. So I've seen him, yeah. Why would he get deleted? He makes some weird stuff. Sometimes they get their shit deleted if they put up too controversial of two cuts.

Hey, that's my guy. So this guy, he seems to like it. He's like my protege. Or I guess I'm probably his protege because he's probably making more money than I am. Yeah, certainly. CEO Q-tip is his name. So he made a video that says like KFC breathes and it's him lip syncing saying, I think like racism is bad. And then it says the comments.

It's like, fuck you. What the fuck? What are you doing, dude? So my man CEO Q-Tip has my back when it comes to all the commenter haters. So if there's like two things, two groups of people I want on my side in this world right now. Yeah. Wiggle Diggers. Of course.

And K-pop fans. BTS. Oh my God. Whatever they're called. There's a new one called Super M. If K-pop fans, they can be for anybody. The BTS stans are the ones that go the hardest. K-pop is the genre, right?

K-pop is the genre. BTS is the band. BTS stans specifically. I say stans, not say stands not fans because they don't like to be called fans they literally refer they are cult members yeah and uh they are i have never seen a group of people that like attack quicker either positive or negative right they if something comes out say a new artist comes out with a music video or something uh bts stands will like comment underneath it and be like go stream b is new bubble so like they did a mistake isn't shit and GK just got his album was

number one uh-huh well-deserved in my opinion absolutely I love so hot and GK is he is like like I like him because of his aura his old persona or you know I think he's physically also he's tall he's tall and skinny and like a little tatted up and like moody he's tall but he's also cute and he played tommy lee in the in the dirt movie he's so cute there no he's hot uh he's dating megan fox he's gotta be hot well i mean for that not just it's halsey it's megan fox that's what i'm saying so you can i think confirmed he's hot he's he's not just tall as i usually think he um he's talking about bringing back his mohawk he once had like a true blue punk rock mohawk oh really like high long um he took he took lessons to learn how to like twirl the drumsticks and do exactly how tommy drums so he's like that's what sucks is right now the the pop punk

world is not really embracing him yeah because they're like hipsters they're like please like my music please like my music and then when you do they're like well you're not an og fan yeah exactly like you haven't been here since the beginning blah blah so they're like hipsters. They're like, please like my music, please like my music. And then when you do, they're like, well, you're not an OG fan. Yeah, exactly. Like, you haven't been here since the beginning, blah, blah, blah. So they're not giving him his love. When, like, a guy like Bob Fox, who is like, you know, he is a pop punk guy through and through. Yeah, he's like, he's the real deal true blue, for sure. If he likes it, and he said, like, he totally captured that early 2000s essence that, like, everybody's been chasing chasing but nobody's been able to recreate. And we all loved,

and here's a guy doing it, so why the fuck do you have a problem with it? So just shut up and enjoy it. Anyway, the point is, he hit number one, and right away, BTS fans and SuperM fans and just K-pop fans in general said,

well, I guess MGK won the bundle sweepstakes this time. Because everybody does these things where you bundle a hoodie with the tickets and artwork and all that. And it's not really like you're buying the album you're buying the shirt you're buying but like first of all fuck it who cares i do understand though that it's like if you want to talk about albums sold and streams if you're kind of gaming the system but if everybody does it then it's fair game their beef always to k-pop specifically

but it came more uh you know who fucking brought it to light was that that asshole that was in jail that's like definitely gonna get murdered um who's who's that i want to say like takashi 69 maybe who is the kid who's yeah he's out of jail now but then he was like blowing up the spot about how billboard is rigged he's like look this would have been this would have been good but they like kept me down now ariana's up top or some shit been good but they kept me down. Now Ariana's up top or some shit. But K-pop fans think that that's happening

to them all the time. They think it's like a thing where they're trying to keep K-pop off the Billboard 100. No one's keeping K-pop down. I know. You can't.

Also, their songs are great. I have several BTS songs just chilling on my several playlists. Is it English? It's sometimes English. Choruses will be English but it's also just a lot of good singing

and you just kind of bop around. It really doesn't bother me so much that it's not in English. And it's also just fucking fire. You girls don't listen to the words anyway. Kevin, you don't know who you're speaking to right now. I listen to every word. Yeah, but it doesn't matter what the words are, I should say. That is true. When I saw

every girl I know singing Till the Sweat Drips Down My Balls every time they're Singing the Ying Yang Twins I'm like you don't care What the words are Okay but Kevin I kind of do

Like I was singing Those words with passion And I kind of Was the sweat Dripping down your balls Yeah like at the time It felt like it was You know what I mean

You never know And that's I wanted to bring forth That kind of Those kind of theatrics To whoever was around me Watching me sing to that So I had to really sell it

It was also a time Where we were Like probably in Sweaty basement parties And crowded bars That's disgusting And so we probably Were sweating and gross sing to that so i had to really sell it it was also a time where we were like probably in sweaty basement parties and crowded bars and so we probably were sweating and gross my first i would say memory of that song is at i want to i think it was my sixth grade it was like sixth and seventh grade dance or something and it was in the gym of my middle school obviously i was wearing a ridiculous like i don't know fucking yeah like a like a limited to

sparkle tank top with low-rise jeans not that i remember exactly what i was wearing it's literally what i was wearing and it was just all of us it was me and all my girlfriends like on the side all like grinding with each other yeah and then there was like two or three like couples air quotes in the middle sort of grinding to it and all we would talk about is like oh my god look they're dancing oh my god yeah are they gonna kiss talk about is like, oh my God, look, they're dancing. Oh my God, look, they're, yeah, are they going to kiss? Or more so like, oh my God, does he have a boner right now in his pants? Like that's all it ever was. And I like die laughing at it now because, you know, I sing it now in a crowded house

bar and I'm sweating all over the place for real. And I just think about myself in the sixth grade being like, oh my God, like that boy and that girl are dancing. It's crazy. The song is nuts. The low rise jeans fad was a crazy one too. I'm so glad it's gone. I mean, when I watched that Paris Hilton doc recently, I mean, I mean like you could basically

see her clip. It was crazy. No, the whole time. The jeans were so low. They had less fabric up top than like a bikini bottom. It's actually crazy. And I will tell you that as like a girl that age and when low rise was super popular all it was I did not feel comfortable going anywhere

because it was like my whole vagina is out and I'm like 15 and that's gotta be tough for like you know you're thin but like anybody who wasn't I mean oh I pulled it off Kevin certainly but I didn't feel good while doing it and now we're doing the opposite the fucking high rise what's that called high waisted high waisted yeah also not my favorite

look awful with the bathing suits too high rise what's that called high waisted also not my favorite look that is awful same thing with the bathing suits too the bathing suit ones I'll tell you what the bathing suit ones are for though Kevin is when you maybe get a little bit older and you don't look so great

like right where your stomach is so sure a low rise bikini is less forgiving than like low rise jeans so it's kind of hard you have to find that habit medium but I do agree that they look like shit

and you can buy ones that don't look like shit like you just have to be like smoke and mirrors I don't know bitches are not smart make it to you make it i know they're just not smart sometimes and then they come you know rolling up in like a weird diaper taylor swift style and it's like that looks like shit the worst yeah if you're gonna have a high waisted bathing suit your whole ass has to be out like it has to you have to balance one of the other and i get it listen i'm you know, as a guy commenting on it, girls like you don't know like the struggle.

I get it. But I'm just telling you, like, I would rather just go with a normal bathing suit and don't be with the times because that diaper is not looking great. I feel like maybe it's trendy. Maybe it's on trend, but it just doesn't look good. I feel like lately also, too, I have stopped caring so much for like dressing for other people, which I know sounds absurd. But now I just want to like dress in shit that I don't like that I can breathe in later.

Like these pants I'm wearing right now, they're not high waisted, but they're they're almost there. And I really can't breathe in them. When I drove home the other day and I had to undo my belt and the button. And so I get out of the car when I get home and like my pants like falling off because I forgot. By the time I drove home, I'd been like 45 minutes. Of course.

I was like, my pants are falling down because I had to basically take my pants off to drive home Because I'm a fat skinny fat fuck exactly. That's how it is It's just a lot of skin like if you're not fat like yeah, I know that I'm not fat for sure But I also know that I have like a lot of skin. It's like not so great either. Yeah Well, you know if you were ever super fat world the story and you would yeah I know we all like tone up maybe if you were super fat and you could get the surgery, but you would then have the skin, which would you be? Gross.

I think I'd rather be fat than have the skin. I'd rather be fat than have the skin. Maybe I'm not talking like morbidly obese, but if it was like, all right, you could be overweight and consider fat or be, or like, if you took your clothes off and it was like, okay, like you're overweight versus took the clothes off and it was just like folds of skin flopping. It would have to be like if I were stuck in that spot where I have enough like extra skin that it's it's like unsightly, but it's also not quite enough to like go get the surgery to get it removed.

Right. It's like you just kind of have to live with this like floppy skin for the rest of your life. I do. Your body is just balls. That's right. It's just like your stomach is a ball. Yeah. So I get it. And choose that. Your body is just balls. Right. It's just kind of gross. Yeah.

So I get it. And here we are fat shaming all day. And I am a little fat shamed literally all the time. But that is just true. It's just uncomfortable. Skinny fat. I can skinny fat shame. That's how I feel.

Yeah. I feel that way. We can speak for our kind. I feel that way. No. The skin thing is too much. And now I was mentioning this earlier, Kevin. I have a little bit of a weak stomach lately.

And the thought of all the extra skin is making me a little nauseous, certainly. We're very judgmental here. Yeah, this is judgment station. Let me ask you a judgmental question. Okay. Leftovers. Leftovers, the show or food? The food.

Okay. Your thoughts on taking home leftovers from a restaurant. In all scenarios, you're solo, you're on a date, you bring it home, he brings it home, they bring it home, what kind of food, how expensive, etc., etc.

Just in general, when I say bring home leftovers, like doggy bag from a bar, from a restaurant. Your thoughts. I have thoughts. I have many thoughts on this. I am a leftovers person, which I feel- Because you're trash. Yeah, exactly, because I am trash. I will say this. There's going to be one extreme and the other.

I'm a leftovers bitch. You're either going to trash shame, or you're going to be like, I'm trash and I'm proud. Can I tell you why I'm a leftovers bitch? Because once, one, I thought of telling the waiter that I had this gigantic plate of food that I obviously didn't eat because I spent the entire dinner talking. That's my issue. I never am like eating during dinner. You don't ever.

It takes me so fucking long to eat. We are. This is tough. It really is. This is the unstoppable force versus the immovable object. It really is. Like who's going to get a word in between me and you? Nobody.

It's going to be. It's very difficult. It's also difficult to listen back to. I listened to it and I was like, damn, I got to shut the fuck up. Me too. But I will be talking too much during a dinner or i'll just i don't know i i am not drunk yeah like it takes me forever to eat a fucking dinner especially if it's like at a place like a pasta spot or like whatever you're

doing with something's really hearty i will eat half of it and then depending on how nice the place is like i'm not going to del posto and taking home the fucking steak like i'm not the seven course meal i'm not doing that but i am if I am like somehow not finishing my food at like Carbone, which is good ass food and they sometimes give you a lot. Sometimes they don't. But I didn't eat it all. Yeah, I'm going to bring it home. And also if I'm going right home, if I'm going somewhere else after that, I'm not doing it.

Forget it. You bring your leftovers to like a second bar or like let's go get a martini afterwards. I tried it with my quesadillas before and it's they go bad no no i yeah i'm full trash about that but it's just trash yeah it's bad this all came up because our buddies over at are you garbage kevin and foley well kevin was saying like if you bring home a doggy bag it's literally called a doggy bag you're an animal who calls it a doggy bag though anymore i mean he doesn't say like can i just place it in a box for you like they make it sound a little bougie for sure because they don't want you to feel like a fucking animal yeah okay well it's encouraged me to not feel like

an animal and then take all my leftovers home and be less wasteful and then throw it in my trash at my house obviously because i'm not gonna time i've done it sometimes i kind of get like shamed into it almost like you know come on come on. Like, are you sure? You're sure you don't want me to box it up? By the waiter? That's right. Can I fucking hate? Are you sure?

It's like, okay, now I'm not. Box it up. I don't fucking know. I am 100% with you on that. I fucking hate like waiters and waitresses low key. I know that's like a, you can't fucking say that. Just in general? Always.

In general. Because every time I'm at a restaurant, if I am done with my shit, I'm done with it. Like, take it away from me. If I want leftovers, I will certainly ask. But if you are taking it away and i said yes please thanks i'm done and they say oh do you need a box really like if they i made my decision me i'm like you know i feel like shit right maybe i ate where i'm going right maybe i'm depressed maybe i'm drunk again maybe i've been talking all the reasons we just listed and whatever you still got your fucking money you're're going to get your tip.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like what do you think? I didn't appreciate if they say, well, is there something wrong? And it's like, no, no, no. It's fine. I just, you know. No, I even hate that.

I even hate that. Is there something wrong? Yeah. It implies like you should have eaten this. Right. Like what's wrong with you for not. And I'm like, well, okay. Sometimes I'll order like five things.

Because I want like five bites of all of them. A hundred percent. And then that's it. And I understand I'm throwing out 90% of it, but just fuck off. I told you the other day on the phone that I did this with egg salad the other day. I was craving egg salad and I made it in my own house. Thankfully, I didn't have to get shamed by any waiters or waitresses. That's pretty trashy too.

But I made it in my house. I know. Mashed up eggs and shit. I boiled eight eggs. It was an absurd amount of egg salad. Did you throw mayonnaise in there? I made one sandwich. Yeah, it's mayonnaise, Dijon.

I threw a little paprika. It's delicious. How white is that, brother? How white is egg salad? Oh, yeah. The whitest thing I've ever eaten. I love it, though. You go chicken.

I love it. I'm a big chicken salad guy. No, I like chicken salad, but I like egg salad way more. But like I said, I made eight eggs worth of it. It's this huge bowl in my fridge. I've eaten one sandwich because all I wanted was a little taste of it. And then I also dipped some weathans in it later. But that was it.

Please throw that out. No, I threw it out today. I had to throw it out today. Can I tell you the kick I'm on right now? What? It's a problem. What is it? I am right now.

You know, Snack Factory pretzel chips. Have you seen those? Pretzel chips. They're like, you know, they're like the regular shape of a pretzel. But they're flat. Yeah, yeah. It's like a chip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's pretzels. Okay. I get the sea salt and cracked pepper. You can get everything, like the bagel, but I get the sea salt and cracked pepper, and I dip it in cream cheese. Sounds delicious. It's delicious. Yeah.

It is fucking delicious. Sounds very good. Over the weekend, I had three containers of cream cheese. Okay. I thought you were going to say, like, three bags of the pretzel chips. I was like, well, that's not so bad. Pretzels are okay. It was like two bags of the chips that are a big bag. What kind of cream cheese. Okay. I thought you were going to say like three bags of the pretzel chips. I was like, well, that's not so bad.

Pretzels are okay. It was like two bags of the chips that are a big bag. What kind of cream cheese are we talking? Are we talking like Philadelphia? I did whipped Philadelphia. And whipped is like

half air, half cream cheese. It is. It is. Which I love about it. Then today, I'm at the corner store getting a breakfast sandwich and I asked them for like

a side of cream cheese. Yeah. And they put it in like a little tub for me. But it was the not whipped. It was just the block of cream cheese. And I ate all of that. So I have like over the last four days or so, I probably have like 200 ounces of cream cheese just coursing through my veins. Trash full. That just sounds like a brick in your stomach. Like, are you sick?

Are you sick to your stomach? Fine. Damn. I could eat so much cream cheese. I just need the bagel or whatever it is, is just the conduit to get the cream cheese into my mouth. You get that, uh, that everything bagel seasoning from Trader Joe's yet. Don't do it if you haven't, because you will put it on everything and you think that you

won't. And you think like, no, I really won't like it that much. You will. I don't know if I love the everything. Like in general, I don't get everything bagels. I just get sesame bagels. I'm a sesame bagel bitch as well.

We are a dying breed. We really are. Can I tell you why I think that people are not ordering sesame bagels as much? I think there's too much fucking sesame on bagels now. Oh, I...

Do you think that? Well, I know what you're saying. I just... There's no such thing to me. You could have a fucking shell of it. Every time I bring up this argument, every time I bring it up, they say this to me. They're like just there's no such thing to me every time every time I bring up this argument every time I bring it up they say this to me they're like there's no such thing as too much sesame that's why you get a sesame bagel like everybody says this to me I'm like you know what I do it's too much it used to kind of be sprinkled on there now it's like

an entire show right it's like a crust yeah it's a it's a like a sesame seed crust they're like flying everywhere how am I supposed to eat this hungover in my bed without it getting all over my bed? It's really the problem. It's in my eyes and shit. It's not. It's not my shit. So right now, and this is my thing. I am clearly Drashola.

I am Garbagio. For sure. I'm eating chips with cream cheese. I even will do the leftover sometimes when I go to get like hibachi and they give you like days worth of food. Oh, the hibachi. You've got to get leftover. Occasionally, if I get like a pieachi and they give you like days worth of food. Oh, the hibachi, you gotta get leftovers. Occasionally,

if I get like a pie or pizza and maybe I'll bring it home. Again, the store's gotta be like, yeah, I'll heat it up but I can eat it, you know, whatever.

I'm a cold pizza guy. I go either way. But just because I do it occasionally does not then negate the trashness. You know, it's like I like above ground pools but that's white trash.

I think that you... So when people are like, you once said that you got leftovers. Like, I did like above ground pools. But that's white trash. I think that you. So when people are like, you once said that you got leftovers. Like, I did. But that doesn't mean that it's not trash. I'm trash. If you get leftovers. Right, exactly. You're trash. I think that it's.

I think people need to start owning up to the fact that they just are trash. Right. And like trash things. Yes. You know what I mean? Because sometimes trash things are great. I will pour shame. And then there are times I will behave like a poor.

Yeah, exactly. That's called life, man. You can pour shame, I think, with like clothes and stuff. Like if you're, you know, like. I will pour shame on everything there are times I will behave like a poor. Yeah, exactly. That's called life, man. You can pour shame, I think, with like clothes and stuff. Like if you're, you know, like, ooh, I got all this. I got this nice shit going on. Like check out my new kicks. Like, you know, you're a sneaker guy. Do that.

I don't pour shame for much. I just like act like I can when in reality it's like I have three hours in my bank account. Yeah. So. It's all an act. I can still make fun of you. Right. But I am poor, So whatever, you know.

But like, put it this way. If you were to everybody, because I got the people fired up with the leftovers here. Like, if you were on a first date, would you do it? Probably not. So that's already kind of implies that you're like, you know, this this looks a certain way. And you know what? Ultimately, it shouldn't be.

We should be able to take our food home and not be judged. Yes, yes, yes, blah, blah, blah. Point is, garbage. Question for you. If you're on a first date, are you going to dinner or are you doing like drinks and apps? Well, to me, dinner is drinks and apps. Okay. I'm a big apps guy.

That's fair. Yeah. As am I, which I like very much. When people say, well, you know what? Let me take this call on leftovers. Then we'll discuss the first date. Okay. This is JT from Maryland.

Are you trash or are you a respectable human who just was willing to leave like $15 worth of food on the table? I'm straight up trash. What are you talking about? That's right, boy. That's right. The garbage man. The trash man, JT.

Welcome to the show. Like, don't fucking shame me. Oh, I'm JT. Welcome to the show. Like, don't fucking shame me. Oh, I'm going to. I like the food. And, like, if I don't like the food, yeah, I won't take it. But, like, if I like the food and, like, I didn't get to finish it or I'm full already, I'm definitely going to take that fucking thing home. Now, let me ask you this.

What's your line of demarcation? Like, sometimes I've seen people take home, like, a sliver, like a nub at the end of their steak. And it's like three bites and it's got fat all over it. And like two green beans and maybe a spoonful of fucking mashed potatoes. Is that really worth you carrying home a styrofoam box from the restaurant, sir? So that's when it comes to doggy bags. Like I will bring it for my dog. That's also acceptable.

I said if you kind of make it known, if the waiter comes and you say, I'd like to bring this home for my dog, it's almost like an announcement. Yeah, wait a minute. Actually, you guys, I'm turning all the way around on this. To be so rich as to take home your expensive meal in a bag for your dog, are leftovers actually bougie? I think that they are. as to take home your expensive meal in a bag for your dog. Yeah, yeah. Are leftovers actually bougie? I think that they are.

I think in that case, you would need to order a whole second meal. Like, I'm bringing, I'll have the ribeye, and can you get the filet for my dog? Throw an extra steak on the grill for my dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That, I think, is what you wish. I don't know. I'm officially, you have my wheels turning,

and I think that now leftovers are no longer trash, all three of us. Would you do it on a date, JT? No, because I'm too old. See, because you don't want to come across as poor and trashy. It seems very low. Yeah, see, I think that's the thing is you can do it, and you can be proud of it. Like I said, I love above-ground pools. I drink water from the hose.

I will eat fucking tubs of cream cheese for dinner. I had six waffles, Eggos, for dinner the other night. I fucking love Eggos. Have you had the Belgian waffle Eggos? No. They're incredible. Have you had the cinnamon toast Eggos? Those are the best.

They're almost shaped like the bread, right? Yes. But they're whatever. They're delicious. But all these things are trash, and I will let my trash flag fly. But that does not mean I'm not trash. So, JT, you can do it. You just have to acknowledge that you're being a garbage man.

Yeah. Of course. Of course. One more thing before I go. Kevin, if you put club soda with that hard block cream cheese, it turns it whipped. Ooh. Good to know. How much club soda should I put in there?

It really depends on how hard it is. Club soda, a little bit of mixture in it. JT, Zah's face right now, listening to you describe this. Did you just say you mixed club soda with cream cheese? He looks so pissed. I've never seen someone so mad. Well, Zah, have you had whipped cream cheese? You look so pissed. I've never seen someone so mad. Well, Zah, have you had whipped cream cheese? No.

It's like this fluffy, airy cream cheese when it's like a block. It's more of a spread than a block of cheese. I can actually take my chip and scoop it. When I was eating today with the block of cream cheese, my chips were breaking off in the cream cheese because it was too thick. I'm not going to

do... You know what that has me picturing? Remember when you were a little kid and you did the volcano with the vinegar? Yeah, with were like breaking off in the cream cheese because it was like too thick. I'm not going to listen. I'm not going to do. You know what that has me picturing? Remember when you were a little kid and you did the volcano with the vinegar? Yeah, with like baking soda. I'm not sitting here with my cream cheese. From like Zoom, that show Zoom, ZWM, Box 350, Boston Mass. I don't know what that means. 02134.

You don't know that? You don't watch Zoom? Whatever. Okay. If I keep saying it, will you understand? Yeah, right. Just keep yelling the words. But, yeah, I'm not going to be sitting here whipping up my cream cheese, but that's interesting.

Okay. Like, good to know if I'm ever, like, really in a jam. Let's go to Nate, my man Nate in Little Rock. Nate, I want to say something to you real quick. Yesterday, I gave you the classification of being a regular caller. Don't revoke it, please. Well, I'm not going to revoke it. I'm just going to say, like, don't be a tryhard now.

I don't need to see you every single day. I don't need you to have takes all the time. Just letting you know, okay? I'll let her breathe. I'll let her breathe. Yeah, okay. What do you got for us today? I have to speak on this.

So, yeah, so this happened to me yesterday. I i'm at the restaurant and i ordered a big old bowl of uh pasta you know when they bring out pasta they just bring out like a ton of it and i had every intent on every bucket of it yeah yeah i was gonna i had every intent to eat every last bite of it uh but about halfway through and the server uh comes and asks me uh if i wanted to go box and i didn't want to sound like a fat fuck. So I said yes. And I boxed it up and I just threw it out as soon as I walked out. Yep.

Yeah. I mean, that's. I've done that too. Like literally there's a trash can on the corner outside the restaurant. Just go box. Exactly. It's just I can't have that guilt. I've got enough guilt like on my mind.

I can't have the guilt of like the waiter or waitress looking at me like, oh, wasteful. They're starving kids in Africa. Yeah, literally. Like I don't want to see that behind your eyes. You take it home, motherfucker. I don't have the guilt of the waiter or waitress looking at me like, oh, hmm, wasteful. They're starving kids in Africa. Yeah, literally. I don't want to see that behind your eyes. You take it home, motherfucker. I don't care. You know what I bet it is, though, in reality? I bet they're like, are you sure?

Because they're going to go back and fucking eat it, for sure. I feel like I would do that if I were a waiter or waitress. Oh, I bet there's a lot of that going on. Especially if you work at a fucking Peter Luger's. For sure. I'm trying to make ends meet. I could eat ramen noodles tonight, or I could eat all of these people's scraps and basically put together a whole porterhouse. I feel like that's a thing that people do. I don't just make that up. I could eat ramen noodles tonight or I could eat all of these people's scraps and basically put together a whole porterhouse.

I feel like that's a thing that people do. I don't just make that up. Oh, that's for sure. What else you got for us, Nathan? Sesame bagels are king. Sesame bagels are king. The only problem is

that they don't put sesame on the bottom portion of the bagel. That is kind of weird. That is strange. I feel like I'm running into the opposite issue. I want to ask,

can I get two tops? I don't want to sound like a maniac and ask you for two tops, but I would if I didn't sound like an idiot. Nathan, if you go to a bagel place and you ask for two tops, I will call the police and have you arrested. That is pre-crime. Absolutely, as you should.

I just say I think about it. I don't do it. You can't minority vote for me. You know what? I'm actually Kelly Keegs in this one. I might come back around. That is such a unique and power move request that I think I'd be like, oh, damn. Who is this guy who thinks I'm going to mix and match tops and bottoms of bagels?

What if I said this? What if I was like, can I get a top everything and a bottom cinnamon raisin or something like that? Just like mix and imagine. Like kind of how when you can go to a liquor store and a bottom cinnamon raisin or something like that? Just like mix and imagine. Like kind of how when you can go to a liquor store and you can get like six different beers. Yeah, right. You can do like that shit, but with bagels. I mean. But half bagels only. One last thing, Kevin.

I'm subscribed to Sirius because of CCK. Wherever CCK goes, I go. Okay. I like that you said. Thank you, man. Yeah, I mean, right now there's Sirius is for sure in flux. Dave was tweeting yesterday in response to the Howard Stern news.

Howard Stern got, yet again, another bag from SiriusXM. This time, it's $120 million per year. That's so much money. I mean, when he first came over, I think that was 2002, 2003, 2004-ish, something like that, 2004, let's say. He got a five-year deal worth $500 million. And I thought that was insane.

And I know inflation and as times go, money gets bigger, contracts get bigger, all that shit. But I find it hard to believe that howard stern is worth more today than he was in his radio prime because he's just not it's not even a knock on him he's doing television now he is so rich and wealthy and iconic that he's got to be a little more protective of his brand he can't be i mean the dude used to fucking have girls straddling his speakers and he would hum into the mic to make them come. He's not doing that anymore. Yeah.

So hot. So awesome. Yeah. And do you think that he's doing that's when he was worth, you know, that kind of money. Now it's like he does three days a week and he's not nearly as edgy. He got, of course, like everyone else in the world. He's gotten political. And so even even the diehard Howard fans that I know are like, I mean, he ain't what he used to be.

Yeah. Do you think he just threw a number out and was like, he's old now, no? 66. Yeah. Does he want to hang it up at some point? So it's a five-year deal. It's going to be over 70 when it's done. That's what I mean.

I feel like at some point he's going to want to hang it up. You know what is interesting, though? And maybe he just threw this number out like, fucking 120 million a year and I'll stay. Otherwise, I'm retiring. I'm old. And they were like, we need you so bad because literally without you, who is listening to this? And they are just forgetting about Barstool a little bit. Well, that's where we come in.

And I think that would be our play is like, well, there's a couple things to answer your questions. I feel like, one, I don't think he is what he once was. But I don't think they could afford to lose him in the sense that if Howard Stern goes elsewhere, he's kind of mailing it in now, I feel, as a – I don't even listen, but just as an outside kind of consumer radio. I don't hear shit about Howard Stern. Exactly. This is the most I've heard about him, and I don't even know how long. And forget about the Gen Z of the world. They literally probably don't even know who he is.

So Sirius is trying to get younger. They bought Pandora. They bought Stitcher. If they want to get younger, holler at your boy. You can go into Barstool and get younger instantly. But I think it's more about if, let's say, they don't get the deal done and Howard goes elsewhere with now a new sense of revenge on the brain. Like a spiteful Howard Stern will fuck your shit up so i think they're kind of like well maybe maybe we're overpaying a little bit but we can't afford

to have and they're a publicly traded company so the day that howard stern leaves that stock's taking a hit there's a i think there's a million reasons that go into it but also i started thinking like the article i read said that article that uh that Sirius has 35 million subscribers I would I don't know how much you contribute to just Howard but let's say he's worth 1 million of those which I don't think is crazy no 135th of all of Sirius is because of the king right Sirius is like I think like 15 to 18 dollars a month that's 200 bucks a year yeah a million people 200 bucks a year that's 200 million dollars if he Yeah, I think it's, yeah. A million people, 200 bucks a year, that's 200 million dollars. If he were to leave,

and a million people were to leave Sirius, well, then 120 makes sense, which is, it's, now, I don't know any, I don't know if there's facts to anything I just said, but that math would make sense. I think you're right on what you're saying about the part where, where they're worried about him going elsewhere,

because you never know, like, sure, Sirius has, apparently has this kind of money to throw at him, but you know for a fact that Spotify does. So it's like you saw them do that to Joe Rogan. Why would they not do that to Howard Stern? Sweeten it up and make it like a podcast versus the radio and whatever. I think that that would cripple them, certainly.

So I feel like that, out of all of those reasons you just listed, would be the most obvious is to keep him. Joe Rogan must be pissed. I don't know. I had once heard it was $100 million. I heard at one point it was $100 million a year, but then a lot of people said it's $100 million total. And I mean, if you're Joe Rogan and you're in your prime,

and Howard's 66 and he's getting the big money, I would imagine he would have to be like, well, wait a fucking minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if, like, I've never heard Joe Rogan speak about Howard Stern, but I wonder if he has, like be like, well, wait a fucking minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if, like, I've never heard Joe Rogan speak about Howard Stern, but I wonder if he has, like, respect for him, you know? Or if he's just like, oh, whatever.

No, I feel like he's always pretty, like, I don't think he would have any issues, unless there's actually beef over something. I don't think he'd ever be, like, petty about content. He seems to be pretty cool. Even, like, with us. I remember he hadn't really mentioned us, like, ever, and I thought, like and i thought like does he maybe not like us did we like piss him off or something yeah

and then eventually he just made a couple comments here and there that was just like he acknowledged us he knows that we're around i don't think he has a problem or or i think he's just like indifferent towards us um he mentioned the other day that uh he was on with tim dillon was on his show and they brought up spotify and he was like i have not heard a word from spotify really like he was like not from like nobody has word from Spotify. Really? He was like nobody has contacted me and said like here's what's going on. He said he's hearing everything through the news the same way we are and that

it's all the LGBTQ stuff. It's like fake you know what I mean? Not fake but I think there are just low level people there are people I think who are in the LGBTQ community there who are upset that he you know he has thoughts that are like four year olds shouldn't transition. And like there, he did have a, uh, a, a woman on, uh,

his show that wrote a book called, uh, irreversible, I think. And it's about people who transition and regret it because sometimes you do it in the heat of the moment. And there was a, there was an example in this book. There were four teenage girls who all decided that they wanted to transition. And the parents and the doctors, I think, had to be like, girls, it's almost mathematically impossible that all of you would feel this way. You're just part of a clique thing right now. And he was just showing the other side of the argument that like there are people who transition and are wonderfully happy. And there are people who are like, oh, wow, I now did like a surgery to my body that I can't undo. It was just presenting both sides.

And there were some people got mad about it. But there's nobody from Spotify, I guess, who has reached out to him and been like, we have a problem. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't based on that description. I wouldn't have thought that was a problem. Just giving. I mean, maybe it's in this world here. Yeah.

Well, if you don't want to hear that, don't listen. I feel like it's always, always the golden rule. That's what some people don't want to hear. Yeah, it's like, well, if you don't want to hear it, then don't listen. I feel like it's always the golden rule. That's Zobby and like, go to a break, you fucking chatty katties. We'll be back on CCK. Okay. Being dehydrated is like the number one thing in the world that ruins your body. Like when they say stay hydrated, they mean it. You don't even have to like take all these special supplements and you don't even have to like do all the exercise.

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Rocket, how do you say rocket in Spanish? We've got to figure that out. Like, el roqueta or some shit. Yeah, we've got to figure that out. How we doing, babe? Doing great. I missed you guys. Yeah, it's been a little while since you've been on your own radio show.

Yeah, I just had to switch sides of my table, and now there's just fucking wires everywhere. It looks like goddamn Dr. Octopus up in this bitch. Yeah, it's been a grind, Kevin. I mean, we've been doing literally 12-hour streams every single goddamn day. Yeah, man. I mean, baseball all the time, always. I know Kelly Key's excited. She watches nonstop.

She loves baseball. Out of all the sports, that's the one she loves the most. It's so exciting. It truly is. I had to mute her because she keeps screaming about baseball. I'm like, we get it, Kelly. You like baseball. Exactly.

What's the sport you tolerate the most? Probably football. I also like baseball, though, truly. I like to go to baseball games. Yeah, that's a fun experience. You get a beer. You get a hot dog. You put on a hat.

I have one sports expression joke. I've told you this a million times that I know. I know the Wally Pip joke. Yes. She'll drop Wally Pip very often. I've told you this a million times that I know. I know like the Wally Pip. Yes. She dropped Wally Pip very often. I pull that up all the time. Yeah. And people like,

and I always have to make sure I'm not around people that I say it around all the time. Cause it's the only like actual sports like joke. I got Wally Pip. Like, holy shit. That's all I know. Literally. It's very funny.

Cause that's like a, that's a deep cut. I know. I know it is. It's a baseball reference from like 110 years ago. I probably learned it from you. Yeah. I would hope.

But yeah. That's it. We were just baseball reference from like 110 years ago. I probably learned it from you. Yeah, I would hope. But yeah, that's it. We were just talking earlier about, speaking of like sports, Rocket, did you have a trend in Saugus of girls rocking basketball jerseys turned into dresses? No. Oh, it was the best. It was the best. All these people, they just don't live in trashy enough areas. I know.

But Saugus is for sure trash. So I thought for sure they would do it. Then what happened? Oh, it was the best. It was the best. All these people, they're just still living trashy in a very – I know. That's, I guess, that's the thing. Like, did you not have a forever show? But Saugus is for sure trash, so I thought for sure they would do it. Then what happened? There was a trend in Pelham Memorial High School where, you know, there was a lot of preppy kids, but there was also, like, the wannabe, like, ghetto kids who – there were girls who were rocking, like, NBA jerseys that they would cut up and sew up into tight, ho dresses.

And it was the best rocket. There was this chick, Laurel, who was wearing a Mike Bibby Sacramento Kings jersey, and she had a fat ass, and it was all tiny and fitted. And I was like, this, marry me. Marry me, girl. I have a question for you About these dresses specifically

They were either like Re-sewn entirely I think so Or do you think That they cut them up the side Cut like little sides to it And tied them So they were like

There was almost holes inside No I know what you're talking about These were like Like they Did you have like a Did you have like a sewing class I don't know how these girls In your school

I was impressed That they were like actually Like seamstresses What you're talking about Did you have a sewing class in school? We had that as one of our things. I was going to say, we're not like Little House on the Prairie in the 1700s. You had sewing?

At Hunter and Central Regional High School. Like home ec or it was like sewing? No, it was sewing. Like sewing one and two. I made a robe. I made pants. That's kind of one of those things that's actually worth knowing. No, it was fantastic.

And I own a sewing machine. Not in New York, but it's in my house. Wow. Yeah, I can sew some shit. So when you're- I would say- Eventually you can become a literal spinster one day. Yeah, literally.

Yeah, I'm very excited about it. I mean, the other day Keegan has a cow, like stuffed animal that is like the most important thing in his life. And a giant hole got ripped in it. All the stuffing was coming out. And I was like, I wish I could just like whip this up. I bet you I could figure it out if I needed to sew a hole. It's so easy.

I couldn't do a dress, but I bet you I could sew a hole. I can't even tell you how many buttons I've sewn onto shirts for friends of mine. Yeah, little things like that. I don't know, the door is fucked up, the window is fucked up. You can bring them on by, Jared. I'll charge you like five bucks a piece. Sound good? That's a deal.

I know it's a deal. It's very fast and easy. Greatest deal on earth, wash and fold. Oh, honestly, yes. It's like a dollar a pound. It's very much worth it. I got 45 pounds, I think, of clothes done the other day. It came back in this perfect cube in the bag. Yeah.

And I was like, this cost me like 36 bucks or whatever it was. And I was like, this is the best bang for your buck that I spent. That sounds a little bit cheaper than what I'm dealing with. I think mine was like 90 cents a pound or something like that. Mine usually ends up being like 45 to 60 bucks anywhere in there. But when it's on the 60 end, yeah. So I guess it is kind of heavy. And you'll also like inevitably lose like your favorite shirt.

To me it's like, how much does this cost? Like a dollar a pound and one article. Yeah, I lost my black turtleneck. I'm very upset about it. Oh, and you only have like 65,000 other backups. Well, now I got to go get a new black one. That was my favorite black one. You need to have like 10 to 12 of those in your closet.

Well, last year when I bought them at Uniqlo, I should have bought four. Let's go to Jake from Arizona, and then we're going to get to your first date question. Jake from Arizona, what's up? Hi, KFC. How's it going? And I'm glad that the rocket just joined because this is my perfect timing. So I have worked in scouting with baseball both on the pro

level and the amateur level. And on the war zones, the higher-ups always ask, what separates people? And KFC, I think you have a great eye for talent. And I wanted to ask you, what do you think separates people, like talent-wise, on podcasts or in person? And Rocket, what separates players, you think, from, you know, like AA to the major leagues? And then I'm going to pose one to Kelly. What separates players, you think, from, you know, like AA to the major leagues?

And then I'm going to pose one to Kelly. What separates guys? What's a guy that's like you're into versus like, eh, it's not going to work? So my answer would be, thank you for the call. It's an interesting one, Jake. That is a good question. I'll give you an example. Pat, hard factor Pat, Pat Cassidy. I didn't know anything about him.

I admittedly, unfortunately, stupidly of me, had not listened to Hard Factor at all. And Pat came to the office, and he already has a look about him. He's got like the mullet kind of with the dyed hair and the like mutton chops, and he's got his very unique style of dressing. And so he already kind of caught my eye. And then I watched him do Lowering the Bar, and he was like the star. got his very unique uh style of dressing and so he already kind of caught my eye and then we then i watched him do lowering the bar and he was like the star you know like everyone else was like nibbling it he just like threw the whole thing in his mouth whatever it was and he was just like

fuck yeah let's do it went above and beyond putting on a show then we did friday night pints and this is where it really uh got me the whole conversation just gravitated towards him for one reason or other. I don't even know why, but when he spoke, people listened. When I was posing a question, it was like, you answer first and then let everyone else. And he just kind of like commanded the conversation and commanded the room without like doing it in like a douche bag way, like over the top. Like I probably just like talk too much and like insert myself and interrupt. He just kind of did it in like a very natural way. And then so I did behind the blog with him because of it and like learned so much more

about him. And I was thinking like this dude has like a little bit of an it factor that he just makes it more interesting than the average person. Like I just want to hear more from that dude than, you know, the average guy. So to me, that's kind of it's not like there's not like a specific answer but it's like if you if there's just a natural like i want to hear from you as opposed to the next guy that i think is you know that's why people would tune in that's why people would subscribe or call in or whatever um so that would be it for me uh on the

on the content side of things baseball side i mean i don't know jared do you do you even know that answer what i would look for in like a player yeah i mean now all of a sudden you're a scout or some shit i don't know i'm definitely now i'm not a scout but i mean there's definitely certain things i look for um in in players and like the mental aspect i was actually talking about that a lot in the last week or so, like watching these guys in the post season and seeing how, you know, they react to certain things. Like there would be dudes that, they're just different with runners on base where you can,

like they may not acknowledge like, Hey, I have some issues with the mental side of the game, but like they could just be cruising along, no hits, no runs allowed, striking out a bunch of dudes and the next thing you know it's like a bloop single that was like weak contact then they walk the next guy then they give up a homer and it's like okay so there is like a little mental aspect there that derailed steven matz's whole career if you ask me like he was when he was coming up he probably got a little bit too much hype with his grandfather and all this shit but he was he

had good shit and he was like the the fifth starter in a really great staff, and I think he had the goods, but he was either first inning calamity, which is always a problem, or he'd be cruising along, and then one pitch, the ump didn't give him the call. It was a strike, and he called it ball four, and fucking forget about it. No ability to overcome overcome that i was

like oh my god dude why even bother going out there because eventually that's always gonna happen every start you're gonna have something that doesn't go your way and if you can't overcome that then why even fucking go out there why even bother yeah i mean it's uh if if you can like lock down the mental aspect of the game like you have it's almost like having a superpower because there's a lot of guys out there yeah i mean david price was i mean credit to him for being open about it but he was the entire time in boston he was again like when i'm out there on the mountain the post season it's like you know i look like a duck on water where you know it's calm on the surface but but underneath the water those little you know those flippers are flipping under there and it's

like yeah i mean like a lot of guys probably feel that way but the ones that can harness that and turn it into adrenaline versus nervous energy like that's basically having a superpower i could never do that i i agree with that entirely and actually relate it back to the content thing because whenever i come here specifically i feel that way where i'm like i'm gonna puke everywhere like i just know that like this is gonna happen tell right so i look fine all the time but in reality like I brought like my own LaCroix today because I was like I need some bubbles until just settle you down. Yeah. Yeah. For no reason

which I love doing it so much fun and usually ends up being great but I'm always like what about that one time like what if one time something goes wrong and then it's a fucking nightmare so I always think about that. Well I mean I guess have we announced this by the way? Have you talked about it that like you're on board here now?

No, I have not. So this is the big announcement. Kelly King's after a long road of basically working here without working here is finally as she slips, sips her LaCroix because she's getting nervous about it. But she's officially on the roster. Yeah. Round of applause. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So she'll be doing a lot of Bachelor content

and Chicks in the Office stuff, of course. You'll hear her on CCK when there's a lot of time to fill in. So after a long- I'm going to force myself onto your podcast too, probably. Yeah, definitely. After a long road of, like, you know, I'm sure you and my brother are always trying to help and find ways and get you on things.

I swear to God, nobody has like probably been more pissed off at me for not being assertive enough than your brother. Like he's always just like, just like fucking do this. And I'm like, yeah, OK, no, I will do that. But also I like have anxiety. So maybe I'm going to take a nap instead. Like it'll be that all the time. You were the best at. I can't believe he didn't murder me over these past five years. He's always trying to get people

in the game, in the door. Yeah, very much so. There are producers here who will take you from 80% to 100%. He's always the one trying to get you from zero to 80% to get you in, to start your career, basically.

And a lot of it always, when people are like, how do I do it? What's the answer? A lot of it is like, you have to do it and you have start your career basically. And a lot of it always when people are like, how do I do it? Like what's the answer? A lot of it is like you have to do it and you have to do it often. You have to do it frequently. And he'll tell that to people

and a lot of them always flake out and don't do it. And I think you're an example of like when you do do it, if you keep making videos. Like a half and half, yeah. I feel like I was grinding for a long time and then I kind of fell off and then turned back into it. Right, as much as maybe you did fall off here or there or didn't do it every single week, the fact that you did it enough, it's like – and it can be a long road.

I mean, how many years? Like five. Yeah. So like when people – Actually, it's like five to the day almost. Really? I'm trying to think of when I went viral. Yeah.

No, no, no. It went viral. And then after that, I jumped on with you guys a bunch. Why I'm with Kelly came around three months later. Yeah. And then just, yeah, from there. And then The Bachelor, obviously, I turned that into a thing. The Bachelor is really, I would say, the reason that I'm able to do this right now and be

here. And a lot of the stuff that we're doing behind the scenes, just making this show is something that I wanted to do for so long. And I've been like usually every Bachelor season I yell into my own Instagram live on my phone from my couch and it's fun and whatever but I obviously love hanging out

with Rhea, Fran, and Trent. They're like that's my squad. So I'm like why don't we just fucking do this show and so now it's happening next week and I'm like I'm so excited about it. I can't wait. But that's so like you know when you are ranting into your Instagram

you do that for a couple weeks and eventually you're probably like, all right, this is getting like a little silly, right? And you have to keep doing it. I would do full face of makeup. I'd be like in my bed. But you have to. Like, I look like shit today.

Like, hopefully no one will notice I haven't washed my hair in three days. Like, I'm going to put so much trash and poo in for this 20 minutes on Instagram Live and hopefully no one will notice. And she did it for five years. So when people are like, you know, I've been grinding away, but like no one's noticed me i'm like how long you've been doing it they're like five weeks like no that is not enough time and even when we were here like we were doing the podcast for like 10 000 people which for barstool standards was like not a lot at all and we just kept doing it so you just keep doing and like you too like kelly can maybe one day and you know i mean

on top of it you have to just be talented and glamorous and yes well like Kelly, can maybe one day, and you know, I mean, on top of it, you have to just be talented and glamorous and confident and assertive. Yes, well, like I said, I already knew that I had all of those things, so it was fine. It was really just a matter of like being around you guys enough where you were like, hey, maybe, you know,

you could just hang out like for real though, not just invite yourself all the time. So yeah, that was really what I wanted to do. Now to answer his question here as we have a few more minutes, talking about separating people, I'm going to tie it into your question. Kind of when you're on a first date you need to separate yourself right like yeah you've been on a million first dates what is it that this guy is going to do differently

than the last date that's going to make me i don't know go home and blow him or fall in love with him or go on a second date or whatever so what would you look for and then what was even your question about first dates i think my thing about first dates was uh oh dates uh dinner or apps yeah do you do like a dinner i feel like if i'm on a first date i'm doing apps and drinks no no like scheduled dinner and i guess now it's a little different because you have to go to like a restaurant or whatever so maybe it's different well i think with the apps and shit like i think it's weird when girls are a little more like i hear them often be like let's go get drinks because that's like not committal or whatever yeah like also that that honestly behind that is like uh you're if you

sign up for dinner you're signed in for like at least two hours what if you get there and it's a fucking disaster I feel like that doesn't actually happen as often as people think that it does yeah you never know and there do you have you often pulled the plug on like you have one drink and you get the fuck out of there? Is that frequent? That has literally never happened in my life. Me neither. I was like, no, I don't. And I will tell you this.

I probably because of guilt. Like out of guilt. Like I would never leave. I've left definitely after like two drinks. The most recent date I went on, I think I like had three. And it was really awkward like just because I felt bad and he like wouldn't stop talking. And I wasn't into it at all. But it was very much so like it wasn't that I wasn't into it it kind of went back to that thing that you're talking about as

far as content people that just I'm attracted to people who can speak easily and can like like grab my attention and have my attention and if you don't I know that pretty much right away like if I if I'm like not thinking about you when you're not right in front of me then right out for you yeah yeah yeah it's quiet for you it's, yeah, yeah. It's quiet for you. It's real quiet, yeah. But to me, that's where the idea of like, all right, I'm going to have one drink, and if I don't like it, I'm going to leave.

If that's happening more frequently than I realize, that sucks. That would hurt. I would be so hurt if I wanted to go out with a girl and we're one drink in, and she's like, actually, I'm going to go. I'd be so hurt if I wanted to go out with a girl and we're one drink in and she's like, actually, I'm going to go. I'd also feel the same. God, it happened also to me. Like, whatever you. What if it happened to my ass? Like a guy comes up and he's like,

ooh, not as advertised. Like, get the fuck out of here. And I would die. I would literally die in my seat. I guess that's the thing. I guess I don't do the dating apps. I've never done it. So I guess if I were to show up somewhere and you looked and acted like completely different from your app, your what's called profile,

I guess I'd be like, I got to get the fuck out of here. And so locking yourself in for a dinner is dangerous. But to me, if we're going to go somewhere and do it, I could sit through a meal. It's not like we're doing like the seven fishes or whatever. It's like, you know,

you're going to get an entree and like that maybe adds. Dinner doesn't have to be two hours. Come on. It's like, you know, you're going to get an entree and like that maybe adds, dinner doesn't have to be two hours. Come on. It doesn't. Again, the drinking thing, like if it gets stretched out, sometimes you get stuck.

But I think if I ever am like stuck on a date or at a date that I don't really want to be at, I think I'm just going to have to ride it out. Like I'm never going to be like, you know what, I got to go or do the like fake emergency phone call. Are those things that's really happening? You can't do that shit anymore.

It's just not a thing. I think like, what else are you going to do really happening you know like you can't do that shit anymore it's just not a thing I think like what else are you gonna do are you going to go on another date to salvage the night you're just gonna go home fucking eat pizza watch Pornhub

and put a mask on your face right exactly so why not just like don't crush this guy or girl's soul 100% and ride it out for one more hour

and then call it a night like exactly I mean I'm 100% with you on that I like I said don't think I would ever leave I mean, I'm 100% with you on that. Like I said, don't think I would ever leave. I do, as I'm a talker, you are too. I can't shut the fuck up on a first date though.

I start going and I can't really stop. I'll listen a little bit to what you're saying. Put it back to me. Yeah, and then not even so much back to me. I just want to give my opinion on everything that you're saying because I'm feeling so awkward that I don't want to moment of silence. I would prefer that though, no? I would die if it's silent it feels awkward or whatever I I feel like I have to fill the space with air that's why yeah if I like hang out with my friends I

don't feel that way but if that's like somebody I don't know or like I'm kind of nervous or I don't really know if I even like them at all I feel like I'm now overcompensating I guess if a girl wouldn't shut the fuck up I would maybe be like like boy you're a talker but for the most part I would be thrilled that I don't have to like carry the conversation the whole time no rocket uh i mean i first day i i actually was thinking about this the other day i don't remember the last time that i've been on a date it's been years like an actual date like the worst like if you were like a first date like yeah this is the first time that we're hanging out and we've agreed to dinner and drinks is the first time that we're going to see each

other in person like maybe we like talk to each other on instagram we agree to get dinner and drinks or something to actually have that be your first inhuman interaction i i don't know when the last time that's happened to me but but if you're there and they're talking, would you be like... Yeah, I want them to do all the talking. I feel uncomfortable talking about myself. Right. So you talk and I'll drink and like I said, you go home and you blow me.

Yeah, I mean, that sounds about right. That's life. I think that sounds great. With a gag reflex, dude. Yeah, it's strong. You want a strong one? Yeah. Yeah. It's like, do you want me to vomit?

Because I will. Some people are into all sorts of things, so you never know. All right. So congratulations, Kelly Keegs, officially on board, the newest member of the Barstool Sports gang. Thank you. You'll be seeing her all across the network on all our shows, and specifically the Bachelor after party, after show.

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