KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Lonely Fans (with Asa Akira)

Episode Date: May 25, 2020

Behind the scenes on how OnlyFans works with Asa Akira calling in. How much would Kayce pay for Leonardo DiCaprio OnlyFans? The term "Karen" is over. Does Jared want to go to the moon? Is Dak Prescott insane?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Is this Kevin? Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. Welcome back. I know you like that. How long you been back?

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club, they get... We're back. Two o'clock, another hour of CCK on a Thursday before Memorial Day weekend, even though it does not feel that way even a little bit. But summer is technically about to kick off. And I don't fucking know what it's going to be like. We got Jared.

We got Casey. It's me, KFC. I'm going to give you guys two options. We can talk about, we can start off with something. I love when you give us options. Yep. Choose your own adventure here. We can either A, talk about something I think we need to stop talking about,

or B, talk about something that we need to talk a lot more about. Which one do you want to do first? So it's either something or the parallel universe. I don't know what the first one is. I'm intrigued to hear your thoughts on the parallel universe but before we do that uh yesterday our conversation about like only fans and then kevin and i mentioned how we knew a few people uh that had only fans accounts right and so after that conversation someone tweeted me a link to an only fans and and I was like, oh, they must be like a CCK listener.

And like they're they're sending me a link to someone that that I must know on that's on OnlyFans. So I click on the link to the OnlyFans and it was just that guy's OnlyFans. And it was just pictures of his dick everywhere. Oh, my God. Yo, I'm on OnlyFans. I was going to say, listen, guys can get into the fucking mix, too. You know, this is a modern world. It's 2020.

You want to sell nudes and jerk-off videos? Go for it, man. Yeah. Maybe that was the push I needed. Yeah. If Leonardo DiCaprio had an OnlyFans, I don't think that there's a limit of how much money I would pay. I mean, you know what? Empty the bank account, baby. there's a limit of how much money I would pay. I mean, you know the reason why I'm not... The reason I'm not going to start

on OnlyFans is because I think it would be absolutely soul-crushing if people didn't subscribe. Yeah. You wouldn't recover from it. Like, let's get sexy with it. Like, watch me. Look at this dick. And then I just sit there for

24 hours and I get like one subscriber. I'd absolutely fucking kill. If Tico Texas is jerking off for three subscribers and yeah, and I'm just jerking off for like a couple of creepy gay guys or something, I would be absolutely fucking devastated. So I would need, I would need like proof. I would need like a email list of being like,

I will subscribe if you started only fans and that only then would I, would I kick that off? Yeah. Like a test study to see how many subscribers yeah right yeah like how many people are interested you know like it's a test study of if if we were going to start an only fans how many people would we be guaranteed i can understand that it would hurt to your ego if you just like you're you have you know 400 000 followers or 300 000 followers on twitter and you have like 30 people for your only fans it would kill me it would absolutely it would absolutely kill me i mean i i just can't even i can't even imagine i i i know asa was like the the main like person of only fans she kind of like started it and got like a big percentage of it and

shit um i want to see maybe she's still on there i don't know i want to see if like they does this of OnlyFans. She kind of started it and got a big percentage of it and shit. Maybe she's still on there. I don't know. Does it show how many followers you have? I don't know. I've never been on it. Jared has, though. He's talked about it. Yeah, I just... I haven't seen... I think it's like... I don't know

if it says how many subscribers they have, but I know that a lot of girls will brag about like what upper percentile in subscribers they are. Yeah, they all say like how much they produce and shit like that. But like I just searched for Asa Akira and she didn't pop up, but like another girl with a similar name popped up. And she just, like her profile picture just looks like a fucking normal, normal ass girl. And she's just like, hi, guys. You know, like her profile says, this will be one of the most obvious things that you're going to want to spend some time on. But I want to say that I'm glad to see you here, and I hope that you'll be with me in every moment.

Are you going to get naked and jerk off? What are you doing? Are you just hanging out on OnlyFans? It goes back to yesterday, though. It just depends on what you're like on social media that everyone can see. And then your OnlyFans usually will take it to the next level so maybe that girl that you're looking at right now is you know just a normal everyday clothed girl on instagram and she's like just pulling the tits out for the boys on instagram i mean on only fans you don't know yeah uh looks

like it's maybe it's like like can you think of like the hot like all the hot girls that were like super hot in high school that are now either in college or after college and they know all the, like, the creepy guys who never hooked up with them would just want to see them in their lingerie? That has to be happening, too. Yeah, no doubt. No doubt. I mean, I think that's, like, I think that's the appeal. You know, if you were to find, like, you know, the girl that got away or some shit and you – it's crazy. OnlyFans is fucking – it's the or some shit. And it's crazy. Only fans is fucking.

It's the Wild West, man. It's revolutionary. It's just like, well, everybody can kind of be a little bit of a porn star now. And people are doing it. It's working. That's crazy. That's fucking crazy. It's probably what radio hosts feel about podcasters.

Yeah, you think so? That's a good point. That's a good point. Like the porn stars are like, fuck these amateurs. Yeah, like anyone could just start up an OnlyFans. And there are actual porn stars on OnlyFans. Just like there are actual radio hosts

that have podcasts. But I'm sure there's a lot of bitter old school radio hosts that are like, ah, these fucking kids on their podcast. They don't know the craft. They didn't go to the fucking Connecticut School of Broadcasting. They didn't do a gangbang in a back alley to make it. They just masturbated at home. Out of curiosity, because I know both of you guys will know this answer.

What are porn stars doing on OnlyFans that you can't just find on a porn website? It's the same shit. It's just a side hustle. But yeah, I think it's like, you know, you see them at home. You see them in their element. It's like, I think that's the reason why OnlyFans works. I think that's the reason why Call Her Daddy worked a little more than, like when Asa was on KFC Radio, she was talking the same way that those girls were.

But when it's coming from a porn star or a professional in the business, it kind of loses its luster a little bit. It doesn't hit the same. Yeah. When you think that you're going to get to see like the girl you have a crush on or the the model you think's hot when you think that you're gonna get to see her like behind the scenes it's almost like you know uh like when you're sexting with someone it's like yeah i could go online and just like see a naked girl but the fact that like she sends you the nude is kind of like what's hot about it you know the same way that it's like

oh you get she did it for you yeah right she's in the's in the shower. She got out. She's in her bedroom. She's just doing her regular thing. And you're like, Oh wow. This is like what she looks like behind the scenes. Um, but I don't think Lana Rhodes does porn anymore. Like she has like her boyfriend,

Mike. And I think she just does only fans and just like post nudes or whatever. Like, I don't think she's actually doing like actual porn films. Right. And I think you could go find her porn films though. Yeah.

But you could still go see that no definitely it's like it's interesting it's and you know and then there's fan fan centro just came out so now there's like uh what's that it's just like another platform for only fans it's like a different you know what if they if like if if only fans really wanted to get wild with it like if this you know and obviously it's very popular now but continues to and like get more like normal everyday people on it like switch up the name to something that doesn't sound like i don't know for some reason maybe it's just because it's well it doesn't sound that way but now yeah now you associate it with just like right and porn right so if they like change the name to

something else then maybe it like starts attracting other people to do things too i mean if i could if i could if there was a platform it's kind of like what patreon is for podcasts but if there was a platform that was like non-pornographic that was like you got to pay you know fucking five or ten dollars a month and you just get to see the behind the scenes of my me filming videos and me doing podcasts if there was i don't know if there's a market for that i don't know if people care enough but i'm sure for people like dan and dave and like the real monsters of the industry there would be i would for sure do that it's just that right now i think people would be fans you sound like you're you know trying to be right because because of the name but i first of all

i think there would definitely be a market for that not just for you and kfc radio but i think i mean just the people at barstool in general like if we were like okay like i will give you behind the scenes of you know how the rundown works or like whatever yeah people would pay for that shit but if you put it on only fans then it sounds like you're gonna give them behind the scenes of the rundown and then you're gonna go into the kfc radio studio and like fuck yourself i don't know it's true it's it i have i have i told you my idea for a competitor platform called lonely fans lonely fans fans, lonely fans instead of only fans. It's just, it's just the guys who are,

who, who, uh, basically like horny online and want to see these girls, but don't want to pay for it. And so we're just like a support group for each other. We all just hop onto lonely fans and you can be like, we are,

we are not going to break today. I am not paying to watch that girl masturbate. We're just lonely fans hanging out together. We're going to talk shop. We're going to talk sports. We're going to keep each other occupied. fans the new platform i like that yeah how do you make money on that though how do you make money kevin i'm not that you know that's step two i haven't gotten there yet i step one future you problem step one insanely catchy name step two

question mark step three retire like get money you So I just got to figure out that step two and maybe, maybe I'll retire off that one. But it really is. I mean, you know, we, by the way, it sounds like CCK is now just officially like the only fans radio show. We just talk about it every day, but does that surprise anyone? Not at all. I was going to say between KFC radio and CCK and the world that I live in, like we've known and talked about only fans for a long time, you know, but I think it's probably just hitting, you know, the mainstream, especially with coronavirus and quarantine. And I really I mean, it's funny and like, you know, it's kind of like taboo and shady and shit.

But now if it kind of goes mainstream, I think it's a little bit revolutionary. I think it's kind of crazy that. Yeah. You know, and I do think there are people who who just say fuck it i know that this is a platform that people associate with sex but i'm just going to use it for like regular shit um saw some guy on twitter the other day that like he said he closed on a house uh when he had to like show the bank his financials and like part of like a big part of his financials was only fans income and it's just like a like an ugly his financials was only fans income and it's

just like a like an ugly dude so i don't know what he was doing on there but i do think people are using it for like other shit and it really is kind of the next step in in like content if you think about it where it's just like i can just make money by myself well right like if you think about like the you know we talked about yesterday like if a comedian got on there and was like putting content that it would seem weird because again again, OnlyFans is associated with sex. Like that could also be really interesting. Like I was joking around about Leonardo DiCaprio. But like I would also like to see some shit behind the scenes when he's doing like the next Martin Scorsese movie and like he's like dicking around on set.

Like I would pay for that kind of thing that has nothing to do with the sex part. Problem is you put it on OnlyFans, then you're kind of almost expecting that. But I feel like behind-the-scenes stuff is kind of that next step because it's like, if you can make money, even if it's just a small amount

in comparison to other people, to see behind-the-scenes stuff that you would regularly put on Twitter or Instagram, why the hell not? Well, I'll tell you why. I'll, like, devil's advocate

because I do think that there's a market for that and it's interesting. But, like, say us, right? We put all our shit out for free we even already have stool scenes and shit like that where you're getting behind the scenes so like what i think the reason why people usually are okay playing for only fans is because you're getting like the ultimate you know right that's true watch them have sex this is like like if i were to do it and and like you said there'd be diehards who just want to see me like hey man i'm about to press record on this podcast and like

here's you know just shit like that but i think the majority of people for us would be like you better like really bring it if i have to now pay five or ten dollars a month for you you know when we did gold yeah we're different a whole whole fucking platform. But I guess other people, if you're just like a solo individual that people haven't seen much of yet, let's say you find a Twitter account, you find a podcast, you find an IG account that you like, or the person's pretty, or it's interesting, and you're like, I see that, and I get that, but I want to see more. I'll pay for that. Whereas we almost are too, it's too late.

We put everything out there. I don't have anything else to put behind the curtain you know so that's why i guess i start jerking off oh god please what if like alex and like alex and sophia used only fans right now not to post anything you know sexual or anything like that they just used it to like air out their grievances with each other or with barstool or with the podcast like that kind of stuff would get fucking i mean that would rake in so much cash i wonder what would happen to like business-wise like if i were to just say like right now i have an only fans i have a fan centro i have a patreon i have just some sort of you got to pay me

i don't know how that would go with with higher ups, you know? Probably not great. No, but that's, you know, that's why it's like, it will get interesting, you know, in the future where it's like, you can do this shit on your own. You don't need a sales team. You don't need a manager. You don't even need infrastructure or whatever. It's like this app does it for you. You press record, you take a picture, you post it and people will subscribe. And it's like, app does it for you you press record you take a picture you post it and

people will subscribe and it's like that's all you need you just need to be interesting you need to be you know provide something that people want and you can make money it's it's a strange ass world i'll tell you that much you know uh so can i guess what the first option was that we need to stop talking about yep was it the caller daddy stuff no no uh it's it's a bigger more broad internet trend i am over the term karen i can't see it anymore i can't read it anymore. I did not expect that one. I think that the internet has gotten so big and so many people are on all social media and so many people pick up the memes, the trends, the jokes, the pictures, and we manufacture it and we kill it within like a day now. It's crazy.

Karen's been around for a while though. Yeah, no, and that's why Karen, it started with Becky. And I think Beyonce and Jay-Z kind of put that out there. And that worked. It was more like for like black people to make fun of white girls, like Becky, whatever. But it was, it wasn't overkill. I liked it. And then I think then came Chad and Brad for the guys.

And that is, it's deadly accurate. But we hear that all the time. But this recently, like quarantine specifically, probably just because there's so many white women yelling at people. It's just been Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen. And and I just I can't do it anymore. I it's also misused a lot more than. Yes, it's a lot more misused than the than like becky was because like like if it's a white girl it's becky like that that probably is gonna work like

you could be a becky a brunette could be a becky a skinny a fat tall like any girl could have been a becky for sure karen has to be a specific thing i said something i can't remember it's been like a 40 plus white woman that's who's like mad yeah when you know what you know it was the perfect karen i said it the last time i said it i know what? You know, it was the perfect Karen. I said it the last time I said it, I'm not going to do it ever again. Was the last dance. There was that white woman with like the mullet,

basically, who was a Pacers fan who was just screaming at Michael and the bulls. And I was like, this is the OG Karen. You gotta be a bitch. You gotta be, basically you have to be like a racist bitch. And you have to be making a scene in in a way that you're an entitled cunt and then you could be a karen you can't just say that like every white

woman in a viral video is a karen which is what's going on right now and it's just killed it during the nfl draft during that was beautiful case that was very good i've i've really i've really been working on it thank you thank you Thank you for noticing, Kevin. During the NFL draft, I tweeted about how ESPN was just like. I said it was good, too. What the fuck? Oh, he said it first. Thank you, Jared. I really appreciate that.

Thank you for following up his compliment with the same compliment. Okay, I'm going to say it one more time. During the NFL draft, I tweeted about how ESPN was talking about cancer all you know, the like cancer all the time and just all the horrible things. Cause like, you know how bad it got, like, especially on Saturday, it was like every single story was terrible. I tweeted that and I was like, Hey guys, like, why can't we just, you know, enjoy the fact that we're not talking about the coronavirus and death all the time. And some guy was like, shut up, Karen. I was like, uh, that's just not what that means. Like you're just completely misunderstanding what I'm saying yeah that that is that's what i mean it's like when when uh when it gets to the mainstream

people don't know how to like utilize it and if they do they overdo it and you know and it's not just karen like the the my plans versus 2020 memes it's just like it's already dead you know what i mean like every i commend the internet because we work so quick and it's kind of like – to me, like going viral or getting picked up on these social media platforms are like the ultimate sign that you created good content. If you were the first person to make a Karen meme or to make the 2020 memes or to do the Jordan crying face or whatever it may be. Like that's incredible. And there's a reason why everybody picks it up because like you found something that's very funny and very relatable that the whole internet can do, but then they do it. And there's so many people doing it now and everybody's on Twitter and IG and

everyone's on only fans and everyone's here to try to be, you know, the next like SAR internet wise. And so we all use it and kill it. And it's it's hard because it's like to me, I always kind of prided myself throughout the years of being like on the cutting edge of it and being at the forefront and knowing the terms and the memes and the jokes. And then when you see that, like, hey, this is playing like the whole your whole fan base will laugh at this or retweet this or reply to this. But I personally feel like it's cliche and and and worn out. Like, what do you do? Do I should I just keep making Karen jokes?

Because they like I did. I did a Snapchat take the other day and I and I said, Brad's and Chad's are going to go fuck Karen's because I was like, this is just what plays now. But in my head, I was like, I feel like a hack. I feel like I'm just like regurgitating. You're selling out. Yeah, it really is. I mean,, I feel like a hack. I feel like I'm just like regurgitating. You're selling out. Yeah, it really is. I mean, maybe that's like kind of corny, like like that's my blogger brain being like overly sensitive about this. But I'm like, should I just make the jokes?

Because right now everybody's finally catching on to Karen or I think I want to be in the next. What's the next way to make fun of angry white women? You know what I mean? Well, the good news is, is there will always be a plethora of angry white women doing stupid shit on the internet so whatever the next wave is like it'll never like the next verb or next excuse me noun or whatever for karen's will just be equally as funny at the beginning and then it'll get old and then the next thing will go on do you know any karen's jared case oh yeah oh yeah yeah my uh i think my advisor in college was Karen. Have you talked to any Karens? Oh, you mean actual names.

I thought you meant, do I know any, like, stereotype Karens? I was like, yes, I grew up in the South. Right now, like, if your name is Karen, that's tough. You know, like, what do you do? I don't. I don't know any Karens. Yeah, I mean, I think that's kind of the thing. I feel like there's, especially after this,

I don't think anybody for a long time is going to be naming their kid karen you can't you just can't go by karen you've got to go either by your middle name or you've got you have to go actually legally change your name if your name is karen right now and you're a white woman you just need to change it you know what is okay k why yeah what up k what up k what up care uh d how about, K? What up, K? What up, K? How about this? Do you guys know any Garys? Yes. Gary Tangway.

Shout out, Boston. How old is he? 40s. Do you know any young Garys? Gary Streisky. Who's that? He used to be at Nessun. He was the sideline reporter for the Red Sox. Now he's at ESPN doing their Snapchat show.

How young is he though? He's 33. Like I'm saying, do you know? Yeah. He means like young. Could you imagine right now if I had a baby, a little fucking newborn and I said, Hey guys, this is Gary. Could you imagine calling a little peanut who's like six pounds, Gary?

Can you imagine an eight year old right now going to school for the first time saying, Hi, I'm Gary. There's no nickname. It's not short for anything. Gary. It's dead. It's gone. That name is completely obsolete.

No one is naming their kid Gary ever again. I mean, Gary's pretty. And for some reason, like. 33 is not old. Yeah, but I mean, I think he reason like 33 is not old yeah well no but i mean that i think he's like the last gary he's the last of the line yeah yeah i had a crush on a guy named gary in elementary school and he was my age so he's out there somewhere yeah interesting i feel like if you're gary's last name though if you're a gary right now and i want

to give credit to dan soda because he he has a whole bit about being a son of a Gary in his last special. But if you're a Gary, I feel like you are obligated to have a Gary Jr. and a Gary III and a Gary IV because it's like you are the last of the bloodline. You have to keep the Gary going because no one else is going to do it. Yeah, there's not a lot of Garys out there. I feel like Gary it's not like Gary has a negative connotation, but your point still it stands when you say you can't just look at a baby. Look at baby Gary. Gary. Here's my kid

Harold. What is happening? Harold. It's very like all the old women names like Agnes and Maud and shit like that. Edith. Edith is gone i think they gertrude is dead gertrude totally dead i it made a little comeback i remember when i was naming uh shay and i was like reading all these things gertrude's dead nobody's naming any gertrude's

oh i thought you said that made a comeback i was like no no what what made a comeback was like not not not that extreme of like old names but things like uh grace is like back in the mix uh for irish people there's a lot of mave going around like there's a couple old school names that are kind of coming back into like a in like a retro way but then some of them yeah gertrude is just my my mom is my mom is Marty, but her real name is Martha. And when she got to college, she legally changed it to Marty. She's like, I don't even want people to call me Martha like anywhere. She was like, I'm 18 years old.

Like, it's legally changed to Marty. Yeah. Martha is, you know, when I say when I hear Martha, I think straight Washington, like old, like there's no you're not powdered wig. Yeah. Like, you can't be like, oh, like like imagine being a sexy, hot Martha right now. Yeah. Well, there is a there's a lot of Martha being on OnlyFans being like, come watch me suck dick.

It's Martha. I just can't imagine it. I can't imagine. Imagine having sex with an Edith and you have to like say her name like, oh, Edith. Yeah. Take that. No way. You you know Martha Hunt right no who's that let me look it up hot chick she's like a yeah she's like a very I mean I

wouldn't say she's not like Gigi Hadid popular but she's a pretty popular model she's like in her 30s I think she's pretty hot Martha Martha's not as bad as some of the other names that we've thrown out there uh agnes martha's pretty bad it's but the reason i brought the reason i brought it up though is because my mom wanted to actually change her name and that was like you know in the 70s she wanted to change her name it was bad enough back then let alone in 2020 my my mom named my sister tricia but like just tricia it's not patricia because she didn't want her being called Pat. She thought that was weird. So she was trying to avoid that.

Kevin, let me ask you this question. Could you ever date a girl that had the same name as your mom? Or is it just like that? Any girl that has your mom's name is just off limits for that reason? No, I think I could do that. I think my mom's name is Catherine, and that's pretty prevalent. If my mom had a specific name name i think that would be weird also all all that matters is like well if she's super hot and good in bed then i'll fucking i don't care you know what i mean like

i i could get over that that would be like a non-starter for you yeah yeah if she was the hottest girl on the planet yeah i mean that to you i'm the rocket i can get any fucking hot girl i want oh my god all right so what's the second option i think we can talk yeah what's the second thing we can talk about kevin i'm done with this no we got uh asa akira just called in so i want to get her oh on this what's up asa hey what's up how we doing hi asa i'm good how are? Hi. Good to have you back. We're talking OnlyFans. We've been doing so, like, basically the whole week.

And I'm just wondering what, because I know you were, like, basically the first or, like, biggest person to join. I don't know if you're still doing it. I'm not sure where it's at now. But I feel like in quarantine, it's kind of regular people are picking it up. And we're wondering if it's almost going to become a platform for non-sexual stuff. So just like, well, you know, that's how OnlyFans started. No. So tell me that.

So that's why I want to hear from you. Give me give me the back. When I so when I joined OnlyFans, like I had so many problems with them because they weren't like a sex work platform. It was for like I think the company originally started for like makeup artists and um like fitness trainers to have people subscribe and then like watch their kind of you know like exclusive content and i had all these problems with them because they're credit card processors and like all these people were like whoa we didn't sign up to you know be a porn platform got it so there were all these problems were like, whoa, we didn't sign up to, you know, be a porn platform.

Got it. So there were all these problems. And I ended up getting off of OnlyFans and switching everything over to Pornhub just because it was like too much to deal with. But now it looks like it's heading back in that direction. Yeah. So, I mean, when you so you never had like financial success with it or anything like that. I thought in the beginning you were like crushing. No, it was great. It was great.

And honestly, all the platforms are great now. I basically just moved everything over to Pornhub and it's kind of the same money. And same with even the private Snapchat. They're all the same. I think the reason people gravitate toward OnlyFans is because girls can do it without saying they're doing porn. Right. Because, you know, like if you're like an influencer and you make an OnlyFans page, like I don't know about you guys, but like I've signed up for a few where it's like literally they're just showing their nipples.

Which is like, what's the, it's 2020. What's the fucking point? Yeah, like, what's the point of it? If I'm going to pay money. Yeah, like, why did I pay $30 for this? Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's where I think it's like you can, you're almost like tricking people. Or do you, I mean, you're pretty set.

You're like a legend in the game. So probably not. But do you think there are other professionals who are almost mad that, like, amateurs are kind of jumping in the game and can just kind of like circumvent you don't have to be signed you don't have to be in the business you can just get money like sitting in your apartment now or is it kind of just like whatever let's all do it i think maybe some people i think probably the people who are doing porn and they don't really want to be doing porn might be mad because maybe they're like oh i could have just showed my tits and made money right but like i mean for most of us in porn it's like the fun of it is you know fucking like to me like it's

way more fun to have sex and make money than like show my tits like that's what what is it what do you do on yours like do you think this people just want to see like you in your house or you in your shower and that's what they get off on because casey was just saying you know you can just hop on pornhub and watch your movies your videos and like you get the whole thing why pay extra for you is it just that you get the behind the scenes look i think it's more the behind the scenes thing like for my for my pornhub page like the one that you have to pay for like for me like i just use my cell phone and i shoot myself like doing everything and you know it's like my a peek into my home life, I guess.

Right. Like it's my real sex life. And then, you know, like people can look up for free, like all the professional shit I did for like 100 years. Right. You are a fucking titan of the game. So it's insane that you still look the way you do and you're still doing the damn thing. It's like, that other porn stars must fucking hate. No. Yes, Asa, I guarantee you

there are other porn stars who are furious that you haven't aged and you're still making money like 20 years later. Well, I'm Asian, first of all. I know, yeah. And then also, like, I don't know, I've done like a bunch of shit i know yeah and then also like i don't know i've done like a bunch of shit to my face and my body that's you know it costs money it costs money to stay young whatever though it's working so fuck it thanks well that's interesting so do you think um

that like the the only fans or fan center just the whatever whatever app ends up being like the king of of subscribing do you think it will be eventually like i'll have an only fans where i'm showing you my behind the scenes podcast yada yada or do you think it'll always be like the the main people are going to be doing something sexual i think like the main people on any platform are doing something sexual. I mean, like the internet is like 80% porn. Yeah. The internet is mostly sexual people, but, um, but yeah, like, I don't know, even in Pornhub, like a lot of rappers and stuff these days are like premiering their music videos. It's definitely like, I don't know. I think things are going to

change after Corona just because like companies aren't going to have the luxury of like not hiring someone with an OnlyFans, I think. Right. Because everyone. Well, I also do you when you sign up for these things, like, is it is it easy to stay anonymous or do you have to have like a real name attached to it and a real email? Obviously, you have to put some banking information in. But would you feel comfortable being like, no one's ever going to find out I have this? I mean, there's people like NoFaceGirl who have been really successful and not shown their face or revealed their identity. And I think I would say she's done it.

I don't think anyone knows who she is. Right. I was wondering. i want to talk to her about that i'm gonna get her on the podcast eventually like i'm sure there are weirdos out there who are just like desperate to find her face but if you like really if you really started to search on the internet like could you track it down or is it that safe because i think if you can like guarantee privacy i feel like girls left and right will eventually be like well i might as well try this because i can't make my rent, you know? You know, I really don't know.

I know like OnlyFans had a big leak not that long ago. I think no matter what. Well, first of all, like I think no matter where you shoot and produce and like post your porn, no matter what, it's going to find its way to a free tube site. Like that is a fact. And like anyone going into any kind of porn should absolutely know that and be prepared for that i think it's unrealistic to think otherwise right but i mean information wise yeah like i think it would be a huge breach of like some kind of yeah like i'm sure to like release any kind of personal info but right um i mean but like really

my suggestion would be like if you don't want people to know everything about you don't do porn because it's like you said like people will you know people will find out yeah yeah it's it's yeah anything else it's like your secrets are gonna get out there so just be yeah like your worst enemy will know that you did porn right and then what and that's kind of like a good i feel like way to measure if you really want to do it or not i don't want to i don't want to ask anything too inappropriate but like were you was was uh only fans like a major source of money like how much were you banking on that? A lot. I don't want to say

how much, but I will say that ever since I started the amateur side of porn, like the OnlyFans fan central porn hub, I'm making definitely more than I ever made shooting mainstream porn.

God damn, what a world good for you I mean it's a lot of money can be made but like really you know I mean everyone says this but like you have to treat it like a business you have to upload regularly you know right all that it's a job it's a job yeah are you ever yeah at this point you know your career however many years in are you ever just like i just don't want to fuck today yeah of course i mean i'm just a normal person yeah like i don't even want to masturbate no that's not true get out of here on camera i should say on camera some days like no like you know i mean it's it's different. Like when I'm, you know, not filming myself. No, I get it.

But yeah, no, I have days where for sure, like I'm not in the mood. I have weeks like that. And I think that's normal. And I think like even if you shoot porn for a living, like you should definitely respect that. Yeah. Like about yourself, I mean, and like allow yourself to not shoot when you're not in the mood. It's like sometimes I just don't want to do a podcast and you're like, I just don't want to do anal today. Yeah, especially with anal. Oh, my God. All right. Well, I appreciate the insight. Thanks so much.

Stay in touch and keep killing the game. All right. All right. Well, I appreciate the insight. Thanks so much. Stay in touch and keep killing the game. All right. All right. Bye. Have a good one. We're going to hit our break when we come back. I think Dominican Dylan's on the line. I'm sure there's a bunch of creeps who want to talk about this shit.

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I've gotten a couple of drinks in me, gotten a couple of subscriptions. And then the end of the month comes, you want to cancel. Then you see the chick like, oh, stay for another month. Never mind. At the beginning. Yo, Dylan, when I keep those payments going. I signed up for one girl. It was the one Jared has talked about and floated around.

And I had to, like a a fraud protection hit and it was like is this a real i got a text like is this you and i said yes and then it said it wrote back like there's still a dispute you need to call chase and so like how how like how many steps am i gonna go through here to actually make this happen you know what i mean it it was ugly it's a it's an embarrassing you went through them yeah i mean so then i called and i was like all right yeah i was on hold for eight minutes sitting there like what am i doing but i've seen tweets of people maybe getting you i've seen tweets of people with like a screenshot of their online banking and they said they had to go through uh like they were doing fraud like protection so they're on the phone with the operator or whoever, and they're like, so you spent, like, $29 at Target.

Is that correct? Yes. You filled up your tank at this gas station. Is that real? Yes. What about OnlyFans for yada, yada, yada? And, like, they had to confirm all their OnlyFans purchases were real. Oh, that shit happened.

I mean, not with OnlyFans. I remember back in the day when I was with my girl and i was married like it was one night i was drunk you remember the h street latina chick right oh yeah oh yeah i was like i gotta see the full vid i have to have to whatever i get it all of a sudden like a couple days later she's on the phone with the bank yo they're saying something about like latina something i was like what what happened so i just i was like i don't know she's like are you sure like did you get something i was like nah i gave my i let my pop have the credit card to do something so maybe i just threw it on him what else is cooking dylan how you doing doing, man? Nothing, man. Over here tomorrow, finally get to leave.

Jersey had gone to Alabama. For how long? I don't know. I might say the summer. The pop guy, he got a beach house down in Gulf Shores. Oh, wow. Okay, let's go check it out. This feels so weird to me being Memorial Day weekend.

I just realized tomorrow we have off. Monday, it's a long weekend. This should be. I can't imagine. It's not that bad for me because I'm washed. But if I was like 25 and usually we had our shore house and like, you know, Memorial Day is when like things fucking kick off. And it's just like, you can't really like you can. Yeah, bro.

I was nervous about that. Like, I got to get out of here. The only thing is there was a little big fight over here because she was like, oh, you're leaving? What happened to me? And I'm like, oh, I was like, oh, I don't know. Like, I got to talk to my papa. I don't know if there's enough room. You're still talking about your ex-wife?

Huh? Yeah. Oh, my God, dude. So she's been away from home for, like, months now, huh? Yeah, I told her, too. Because her parents are, like, in San Diego. Like, yo, if you want, like, take that flight. It's not a big deal no more.

Like, I always drop subtle hints. Like, I was watching. I even, like, watch certain things. Like, yo, it's not even that bad no more. Like, so, like. Dylan's like, yo, drink some bleach. Donald Trump said it'll fix you. Drink some bleach and go home.

I was dropping little subtle hints. Like, I was watching over the weekend, like, the fight companion with Joe Rogan, and they were, like, going off on how it's, like, not a big deal and all that. You raise the volume a little bit. You see if something kicks in. But, listen, man, that's a big argument going on now. I think your quarantine story is one of the more fascinating ones

like your ex wife has just left her home basically and is just I really think she's just trying to get back with you dude I was like what are we going to do because you're overseas she's like yo the lease is almost up

I'm not going back to Europe I'm going to come back here I'm like what that's another thing she's like yo the lease is almost up or they're like i'm not going back to europe like i'm gonna come back here i'm like what and she that's another thing she's trying to say like we own a house down in charleston and she was like oh no when that lease is up like i want to keep it like what do you think i was like yeah but you're gonna have to give me like pay me out basically like there's a whole bunch of shit going on man now this thing we're going down the gulf shores she wants to come down. But then my pops is telling me like, yo, I don't know if you want her to come down.

Like I've been down here for a couple of weeks. The girls are looking good down here. So you got to figure something out. Dylan basically has gone into quarantine just like in a jumbled fashion. Like he came in with a girlfriend. He had a wife for a little minute. Now he's now he's living the single life. Like this is,

this is the most fascinating quarantine of all time. Right. It's wild. It really is. It gets insane here. It gets insane. And then you have my mom's and stuff where she comes in and she tries to give advice.

I'm like, mom, I don't want to hear it right now. You don't think I've gone through all these scenarios? Like what do you think I'm trying to do? Like, if you really want to help me out, you should come in and be like, nah, leave or something like that and then my pop too he

won't even help out and then like i was like yo you should call her and be like yo then he's like no it's not my fucking business so there's nothing i don't know what to do i don't know i don't even know what to tell you either dude it's just like well good luck with that oh you you know alabama right next to panama city oh my god but i'm gonna let you guys go because i want to hear about this uh thing you talking about though in antarctica i was reading that but my brain's not good with that shit i know i'm gonna i'll do my best right now i'll read it to you uh thanks for the call it's all right guys have a good weekend it's quite confusing um because it's a lot of like science talk but and and it's kind of been debunked because the new york post when you're getting your your nasa like universe information for the new york post you can take it to the bank that it's probably incorrect

but it is it is interesting nonetheless so the headline said nasa scientists detect evidence of a parallel universe where time runs backwards which is like that's the script of a fucking movie so it says uh scientists working on an experiment in antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe that doesn't mean that that like, you know, proof it exists, but it says that the rules of physics are opposite of our own. So I'm trying to read here and find some of the stuff that's a little more understandable, but a cosmic ray detection experiment has found particles that could be from a parallel realm that was also born in the big bang.

The experts used a giant balloon to carry NASA's Antarctic Impulsive Transient Antenna, or ANITA, high above Antarctica, where the frigid, dry air provided the perfect experiment environment with no radio noise to distort its findings. A constant wind of high-energy particles constantly arrives on Earth from outer space and low energy subatomic neutrinos with a mass close to zero. I mean, this is like crazy fucking science shit that I don't even understand. But it basically says that the high energy particles can only be detected coming down from space, but that the Anita detected heavier particles, which came up from the earth.

So the finding implies, the finding implies that these particles are actually traveling backwards in time, suggesting a parallel universe. I don't know. I don't even like, I can't even comprehend that. Cause like you said,

parallel universe, I'm thinking upside down world from Stranger Things but that's still the same time moving it's just upside down this is the best way to explain it the big bang happened and actually two universes were born

we thought ours was done but there's also this other one where particles are just doing the opposite of what they do here so i don't know how you study that or find that uh it sounds like this does not mean that there's like a parallel universe but it does sound like it's like a very big discovery of like these particles are are not doing what like they would do here on earth, you know? So that is so weird. I mean,

crazy type shit to me that like, we should be, we should be talking more about these kinds of things. Now, like there's already articles being like, no, this is not true. But still though,

the fact that we have it to talk about. Yeah. I don't give a fuck about a parallel universe, Kevin, because guess what? We've never even been to the moon. Even, even if, Yeah, I don't give a fuck about a parallel universe, Kevin. Why? Guess what? We've never even been to the moon. Even if you had someone being like, all right, so they discovered this fucking parallel universe, right?

And say you got Johnny Dickhead goes to the parallel universe and he comes back and then he talks all about it. I don't believe Johnny Dickhead for two seconds. I don't even think like if we're at step one here, there's so many more steps before I would even believe it. And then even if we got to a place, which obviously we're not going to be alive for this, if you could just buy a ticket for 15 bucks to go to the parallel universe,

I'd go and then by like fucking eight o'clock that night, I'd be like, yeah, that was cool. Whatever, parallel universe, whatever. Like if you were to go like, yeah, like if you, if there were a safe way to just do like a day trip to the moon i'd go and then be like yeah this is pretty cool and then you come back and it's like who fucking cares like i like i would be more like i i would care more about the red socks game that night than my fucking trip to the moon like who cares no it's a fucking rocking out of space parallel universe

like i'm sure it's i'm sure it's a cool experience, but it's the same thing as, like, going to Disney World. You go, and then you fucking, you're done with it. You come home, and life is normal. It's basically, this is just glorified traveling. And when people tell me, like, oh, I've been here, and I've seen this, and I've gone there, I'm like, okay, I've Google imaged that shit, and I just sat on my couch, so fuck off. But I do think the thing you're saying is like yeah well you get to the moon and you're just on a rock whatever i think if you go to an alternate dimension where shit's running backwards or different or whatever i think there might be some something a little

more captivating than just like oh cool like i'm gonna go home and watch the red sox now i think you might be like let's let's figure this out. Let's stick around here for a little while. You know who needs to figure it? I can't even wrap my head around it. Another thing I can't wrap my head around, and I don't know which one's crazier, is either the parallel universe or the fact that I'm reading that Dak Prescott turned down $175 million over five years. What? Kevin, Dak Prescott, this is a a tweet and it's i mean it's popping off on twitter it's a verified account it's from an nfl guy that's what 35 million year

turned down a five-year 175 million dollar contract offer from the cowboys how much it would have made him the highest paid qb in history and instead he is seeking north of $45 million a year. Yo, this dude is so cocky. I love it. I love it. What? Dak Prescott is not worth that money, but he's going to just dig his heels in and they're going to give it to him.

They're going to do it. Maybe not $45. They're offering $35. He wants $45. I bet you he gets $40. Based on what? Based on who else is going to be your quarterback. I don't know, Kevin, but you cannot give Dak Prescott $40 million.

I agree. The highest QB in history? We are reaching a point where I always use Matthew Stafford as the example. Like, the Lions are never going to fucking win a title or contend with Matthew Stafford as the example, like the lions are never going to fucking win a title or, or contend with Matthew Stafford, but he puts up numbers and he's good. And, and that's almost the worst thing you can have.

Cause it's like, well, if we let him walk, what the fuck are we going to do? But if we pay him, guess what? You have no money else to like build your team. And you're going to just be stuck in mediocrity for the duration of his contract.

And I think that's kind of what Dak Prescott is, right? I mean, he does have a good team around him. I think if he performs at his peak, you could contend. But Jerry Jones does not want to be quarterbackless. You know what I mean? He doesn't want to be stuck. And it's like, who's the alternative, Casey? What else are you going to do?

I don't know, but maybe it's just mind-blowing to me that he has an agent. You know who his agent probably is? Peter Nelson. Peter Nelson is Jack Prescott's agent. That's what's happening. Can I just tell you, inside sources have said that HBO does not call him Suit Man.

They call him Suit Boy. Oh. Shut up. Even worse. For real? Apparently, he's like the laughingstock of HBO right now. And actually, people are actually kind of pissed off that it sounds like he was in a relationship with someone that he was doing business with and it wasn't disclosed and all this sort of shit. So I think it's actually pretty ugly.

And it's Suit Boy as far as HBO is concerned. Sounds like a superhero. Suit boy. Suit boy to the rescue. But yeah, I mean, like what? Right now. I understand. Jerry Jones just made moves to win.

Now you overpaid for Amari Cooper. You did all these things. And then all of a sudden you're just going to say, all right, never mind. And you're going to go with like QB two or some rookie or some scrub or whatever. I just, I not for the Cowboys for a guy who was like, I want to be on prime time.

I want to contend. I want the stars. I want the names. I think he's going to have to cave. You talk about not wanting to be the laughing stock. I think that you're a laughing stock. If you give Dak Prescott $45 million a year, I don't think it matters.

The only, if you give Dak Prescott $10 million more a year i don't think it matters the only if you give dac prescott 10 million dollars more a year than you offered him which would have made him the highest paid quarterback in history and you don't win the super bowl every single year that he's on the roster yeah you're laughing stock right i know it's tough when it's like you know well tom brady's making like 20 or whatever the fuck you signed for and you're gonna get like almost double that or you know 10 or 15 million more than that it's but i mean that's kind of like that parallel i feel like we are in like the upside down if you can get that kind of money there's always guys who who kind of their contract comes up at the right time and like like at one point in the nba mike

conley was the highest paid player and he's a nice player he's fine but it was just more that like he had signed right when the TV deal or the negotiate the bar CBA or whatever was new and the salary cap was higher and so for a brief period in time like he's the highest paid player if Doc Prescott gets 40 45 million dollars a year as soon as you know some of these like true studs come up for their contract he'll you know you know, then it's on to 50, 55. It's like it won't be long lived. Like 40 or 45 is so high. But if there's a chance that in a few years, that's like more reasonable. It'll definitely be topped.

I mean, it always is. Like you see all the time when guys get these big contracts, you're like, what the hell are they doing? It's more of the fact that it's Dak Prescott. Now, he's obviously not been horrendously bad, he does not deserve I mean you can make the argument he doesn't deserve 35 million dollars right I think but I am writing banking on well there's there's only there's nobody else like fucking 10 or 12 or 15 like serviceable guys and the rest of the league is scrambling and we don't want to be one of those teams so ian rapaport did just tweet he said according to the team side and dac prescott's agent that that report is not completely true that he just wants a shorter deal and the cowboys

want a longer one but that seems like it's been to me if you want yeah and i mean football gets weird with like guaranteed money and incentives like you could i'll give dac prescott the call her daddy treatment i'll give you a guarantee of like 20 and you can make up to 50 uh fit 45 if you like ball out sure let's do that because then everybody wins or i'm i'm sure i'm actually surprised the cowboys want to go longer like why don't you just be like all right it's fucking 50 but it's only over two and the guarantee is actually only like 60 or something like that. Like there's a lot of ways you can get creative in football with length and guarantees and the numbers seem crazy, but in reality, it's a lot more normal and like football's crazy.

It's not, you can just fucking cut people. Right. It's like if he gets hurt, it doesn't perform. It's like, I don't know, like, you know, some of it's guaranteed, but the rest of it, we're gone. I don't know how, uh, how it's going to play out, but he is, I think he is, he's almost like perfect for know how uh how it's gonna play out but he is i think he is he's almost like perfect for the modern world where it's like whatever you it's like donald trump and and dave like whatever you say over and over and over and you just hammer it and you act it and you play the part he's just like yo i'm a 45 million dollar quarterback and you just keep

you hold your ground and you keep saying it it might fucking work it really might yeah well and i mean and then like you know people are tweeting like i'm seeing like the cba is up in five years so he wants a shorter deal because when the cba happens like quarterbacks will be making 55 to 60 million like i understand there's a lot that goes into it all i can say is the fact that i can read a tweet that says that dak prescott turned down 175 million dollars over five years is all i need to know i don't give a fuck about all the can say is the fact that I can read a tweet that says that Dak Prescott turned down $175 million over five years is all I need to know. I don't give a fuck about all the numbers. I don't care. That's insane. Preach, girl. Preach. That's it for us today. Barstool Chicago is up next. I'm

sure Eddie and the gang might talk a little parallel universe, too. We'll be back. Well, we won't be back tomorrow. We'll be back on Tuesday. So we got a nice little Memorial Day weekend break. Sad. Sad. So find a way to fill your time. It's going to be a big weekend for me, Kevin. Find a way to fill your time, fellas and girls, because we ain't here for four days.

So we'll catch you on Tuesday. Enjoy the kickoff of summer. Stay home. Stay healthy. Stay hot. We'll see you next time.