KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Miami

Episode Date: February 3, 2020

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Is this Kevin? Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. How long you been back? Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

I see the dirt. We're back in action. CCK live once again from Tequila Chicas. Thursday, we're getting towards the end of the week. Fans are starting to roll in. It's actually in Brazy that it's already Thursday. It is. It's gone by very fast.

And there's still no buzz because no one cares about this game. But Ocho Cinco is joining the program, and there's people buzzing about that. He just came from the YAC. He's back up on stage with us tonight. Ocho, you care about this game? I like it. Pardon me? You care about this game? I like it. Pardon me? You care about this game?

Yes. Why? I mean, Karen, what sense do you mean? There's a certain level that I care about. We're not doing deep stuff today. I know it's going to win. I know that. I know it's going to win.

Who's that? You know who's going to win? Who? The Chiefs, obviously. No. I mean, the game of football is all about matchups. Look at the matchups. Offensively, how do you stop the Chiefs?

And don't say because they have a great defense. That would be a good answer, though. I'm not going to say it, but that would be a good answer. Because that's the best way to stop a good offense. That's not a good offense. That's a great offense. It's a big difference. It's a very great offense.

Big difference. Are you still stripping or what? Huh? You still stripping? No, those days are over. Long gone. Last time we talked, you were spinning some yarns about stripping. He was at the strip club the other night.

We were at 11. The girls were dancing. And I feel like you got to come out of retirement. I don't think so. I feel like it would be a big draw. I'm old and wrinkled. Oh, get out of here. You were just talking a minute ago about the oil on your skin during your orgies.

When I used to do amateur porn, that was a decade ago. What do you mean you did amateur porn? What do you mean you did amateur porn? Haven't we all? No. I will say definitively right now I've never done amateur porn. I mean, there was a dead point in my life where I needed money. What do you mean?

Can you still see this on the internet somewhere? Of course. What? Google me. Can you still see this on the internet somewhere? Of course. What? Google me. I just told them in the last segment, Google me. I do damage. Yeah, you're happy about it out there? I mean, why not? I would be very embarrassed. It's not good for me. Neither is mine.

Then why are you happy it's out there then? You get the money, dude. You got money? You get rich off it? yeah are you ever telling the truth? I'm always telling the truth unless I'm in a relationship that's the only time I lie

and then you're just lying all the time don't believe anything what do you got on your chest here? what do you got on your neck? nice little piece is it real? Yeah. Is it?

It was a hesitation. No, I know it's good. No, honestly, I swear to God this is true. In Hard Knocks, when you went and bought at, what was it? Claris. At Claris. Yeah. That's something I still think about.

That clip identifies with me and the way I've always lived. You're rich. Everyone knows you're rich. Why do you need to have diamonds on? It makes perfect sense. Perfect sense. So that's not real? Yeah. That one's real? That's some philosophical shit though. I like that.

Yeah, I like that. Why spend a bunch of money? Everyone knows I'm rich. Who cares? I like it. What are you playing these days? FIFA still. Oh, it's just FIFA, huh? You don't get tired of just waxing people on? I do house fitness, house calls, people that talk trash over Twitter. I pull up to their houses.

Do you really, though? In fact, to the point to where they use it with Bleacher, obviously. And when I go to Vegas every other week during football season, it was a part of a segment where people would come in and gamble and bet. On you? Yeah, and bet on me if I was going to win or lose. That's some Jay and Silent Bob shit. Who's your team?

I see something on the internet and I show up at their house. Napoli? Napoli, yeah. Get on the Liverpool train. What are we doing? Who? Liverpool. Who?

Liverpool. My point exactly. Who? What do you mean who? We're talking about the best team in the world. Napoli all day. Are you one of those bandwagoners? You're just, oh.

Humongous bandwagoner. Yeah. He's got the gear. He's got the merch. He's got the whole thing. I was ready to jump all over your pants. Any other answer than that, I would have fucking bounced on you. No, I didn't.

He's self-aware. I got big into the soccer game because people told me I wouldn't like it. Right. So out of spite, for like two years, I would get up at 7 a.m. to watch soccer. Just to watch, yeah. And now I actually do kind of like it. But, I mean, Liverpool is fucking unbelievable. Napoli is my team, regardless, win or lose.

You can have the wrong team. That's cool. How would you pitch football, soccer, to someone that just is totally turned off by it, like me? He's talking about himself. I'm talking about myself. It would be hard. It would be hard to pitch it unless you actually like it. I'm not close-minded to it. I just don't by it. Like me. He's talking about himself. I'm talking about myself. It would be hard. It would be hard to pitch it unless you actually like it.

I'm not close-minded to it. I just don't get it. It would be hard to pitch it to you unless you really understood and loved the beautiful game itself. Right. I've tried to pitch it to other certain athletes.

Pogo bonito. It's almost frowned upon, in a sense, amongst my peers that play football. They look at it like, eh, it's a soft sport. If it's not football,

you know it's basketball. Do you still think it counts as a soft sport? No. Very physical. Very, very physical. The diving is everywhere. I mean, there's a ton of diving in the NFL now. It's part of the game.

Right? It's part of the game. Look at the NBA. The flopping in the NBA is the same. It's no different than a dive in soccer trying to get a free kick or a penalty. At this stage, if you watch the EPL, that's probably the least diving that happens. But they do. They the way to the top. Soccer players fall down and roll around.

I actually like that. If you're going to do it, fucking do it. They have an ambulance come. On top of giving your teammates an opportunity to rest as well. Yeah, that's true. Milk a little clock. Do you like football or soccer better? Soccer.

If you could go back and like be a professional soccer player instead of, It would be soccer, but obviously, coming from Liberty City right here across the bridge, I didn't have the resources

or the opportunity to play that, so. So were you into it as a kid and you just couldn't play or you picked it up later in life? I can't play. I mean,

even if I did pick it up later in life, I was so stuck and embraced and golfed in football, there was no going back. So do you like football? Yeah, of course.

Or did you just have to do it? Of course. There are some people who are like, you know. They're so good at it. You're great at it. It made you very wealthy and opened a million doors and shit, but the actual game. But if I had the opportunity, if I could, in a perfect world, if I could go back, it would definitely be soccer.

And now tomorrow you're playing in this celebrity game? Yes. Nova Southeastern University. A lot of my celeb friends, rappers, musicians, current and former NFL athletes will be there. 8 o'clock. Rick Case Arena at Nova. What are some of the biggest names that are going to be there? I'm just going to say me. You had to know that was coming.

There are bigger names than me, but I'm not going to mention. As long as you think you're the biggest name, that's all that matters yeah i definitely won't be so that's unfortunate speaking of big names what's up with your neighbor roger yeah i don't know where he is where's roger crazy that that's one of the wildest tweets i've ever seen like yo my what did you tweet that that level of power that those individuals at that level you know and who's this remind the audience huh who remind the audience we're talking about roger stone That level of power that those individuals at that level, you know, and corruption and all. Who's this? Remind the audience who? Huh?

Who remind the audience who we're talking about? Roger Stone. Roger Stone. He's your neighbor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was. Wait, I mean, I'm going from Morning Jog and FBI is all over the place. It looked like a movie scene.

That's crazy. It was pretty dope. That's wild. Pretty dope. So this is like your stomping grounds right here, huh? This is home. My high school was on 23rd and Washington. 22nd and Washington.

Yeah. I went to Miami Beach Senior High. Do you feel like because the Super Bowl is here, the game itself doesn't have as much buzz because everybody would just rather be in Miami? No. I feel like there's a lot to do here. I think because it's in Miami,

I mean, the buzz is going to be that much more exciting. Really? Because this feeling is... There's no buzz. It's Thursday. What do you mean it's Thursday? There should be buzz at this point. There's buzz?

No. Listen, the last three, Houston, Minnesota, Atlanta, those towns are so happy to have the Super Bowl because it's the biggest thing that's ever happened. You don't think Miami's happy to have the Super Bowl here? I'm sure they are, but it's like Miami and South Beach is fucking awesome year-round. It doesn't matter if the Super Bowl is here or not.

The beach is awesome. The clubs are awesome on a Tuesday. So I feel like they're happy, but it's just like, yeah, it's not like, oh my God, this is the biggest thing that ever happened to us. We're going to have celebrities in town. It's like that happens all the time. I see it. Okay.

Okay. I see where you're going, but I still think, I mean, we're happy. The city of Miami, the city of Miami Beach is happy. Yeah, I'm sure it's so good for business, right? It's like in Minneapolis, it was like that was the only thing they cared about here. It's like I'd rather just go out and lay on the beach. It's like 10 degrees in Minneapolis. Oh, it was brutal.

Absolutely brutal. Give me a little like off the beaten path Miami tidbit. Like where should I go? Where's the spot, you know? No, there's so much to do. And one, really not to ask me and I don't do much anyway, just honestly. Honestly, my focus is usually just work, and I'm always gaming. When you say work, you mean gaming.

Well, that too, and obviously gigs that I've had to do. But things you have to do. Yo, restaurant. Hit me. Please, I beg of you. Hit me. Everyone listening that is a part of Bleacher that doesn't live in Miami, please visit the Mai Kai restaurant.

Mai Kai? The Mai Kai. It's a Polynesian restaurant in Fort Lauderdale. I ask of you just for the experience in itself. Visit the Mai Kai. I mean, I would say Prime 112 and SCK and all the places you can go anywhere. But the Mai Kai is something different

that I'm sure not many of us have experienced if you're not from here. And even if you are from here, you might not have been. But that's a great place. All right, cool, man. I know you got a jet, and I know you're a busy man, so we appreciate you stopping by for a few minutes. So go get to it, and we appreciate it.

Thanks so much, man. I love you guys. Chad Ochocinco. Liverpool. Liverpool. You can catch him tomorrow at the celebrity game he was just mentioning. Thank you, Chad. Really appreciate it.

Thanks so much, bro. So it's me, Fights, the Rocket, and Casey. Willie just did the yak. I have an observation. What do you got? Every single show that we've done so far, I've been the only guy wearing sunglasses. You three went out last night, and now everyone's wearing sunglasses. 100% the reason I'm wearing them.

100%. Yeah. It's also way sunnier today. That's what I'm telling you. No, not really. No. I'm wearing them because I... Oh, wow, Kevin.

I was out of the building. I have drunk eyes. No sunglasses. Freshers of Daisy. These two need a fucking helmet on. These guys should... Daisy should have a literal helmet on. Body armor on.

She's lucky she's still alive. I just did an interview back there, and I was like, just so we're clear, I'm going to wear broken sunglasses for this because my eyes... The lens is broken as well. I don't feel like that's... It's the Super Bowl week, and we're in Miami, and it's Thursday.

Why would we not be that way? You're literally lucky to be alive. Okay, but that has... What if you just smashed your head last night, and you were just laying on your fucking hotel floor alone, bleeding out? I almost did that. Two-time survivor now. But here's the thing. I didn't, that didn't happen.

I mean, it didn't help that I had been drinking. Let's put this date in your profile. Yeah, because, yeah, two-time survivor. Apparently there was a, whatever. I'm slow today. Tell the story. It's a good story. There was a tsunami last night, apparently,

which we missed because we were in the club. Apparently there was, it was so loud, it was waking people up. It looked like it was biblical. Yeah. The thunderstorm. I was sitting on my porch, and it got so windy and rainy that I couldn't even sit out on the porch without getting soaked. Well, that's what my problem was. I've been leaving my patio door open just the entire week.

As soon as I wake up, I open it, leave it open all day, whatever. And I did not close it before we left to go last night. And because the tsunami came through, the tile was just soaking wet because I had been drinking. I didn't notice it. I went to go close the door and you have to like really pull those pretty hard. And I slipped and fell forward. And the like ledge that was leading out is what caught me and it caught me in my chest. So had that ledge not been there, it would have been face first. I mean, it was like straight down. I'm like bleeding all over my legs. There's blood all over

my bed. It was just disgusting. It's white sheets and it looks like someone got murdered. Yeah, did you just like crawl into bed after that bleeding? No, no, no. I got in the shower, but it was just like, I mean, it's like... What time did you get home? I don't know, four? What time did we get home from the club? I don't know. No idea. But the thing, I like grabbed my phone and I was like, do I need to go to the hospital? What's going on?

I was still aware enough to be like, okay, you're going to be fine if you're still hurting in the morning. I feel like I can't breathe. It's like a deep breath. It was my face. I had two missed calls at 4 a.m. from Casey Smith and it was basically like an old person life alert. Help us all and I can't get up.

I can't get up. I can't get up. I tried to call you. Your phone was off. And I didn't really want to call him because he was a zombie. He couldn't help. John was zero help at that point. John needed his own help. He died at 11 last night. At one point I looked over and I was like,

I'm actually concerned that he might be a dead person. Really? Yes. Don't remember that. This is what happens because you're always like, listen, I'm drunk. Nobody knows. Nobody can tell and nobody needs to help me. It's just that you black those parts out so you don't know they happened.

What I always mean by that is I'm not making a scene. Right. You're not going to cause a fight or whatever. I know right away when you've been over-served. You go from John, the normal John, to a literal fat moment. When you've been over-served. You go from like John, the normal John, to like a literal fat, dumb baby. I was over-served at like 6 p.m. I know.

You were over-served when you woke up yesterday. You were drunk on this show yesterday. You woke up drunk. Not quite, but I was on the way. But you were like on the way. Yeah, yeah. And then, I mean, we went out. We went to the Chainsmokers.

We went out to the club. How was that? By that point, the Chains chain smokers are nice guys i loved it uh that are making tons of money and i'll just leave it at that yeah they just not for you i mean i i'm always a little skeptical of anybody uh doing a concert when they're like a dj you know what i mean yeah like it's one thing if you're like dante and you're in the club and that's just like you're having a good time this is like we're watching a musical performance it's beautiful and I mean yeah Casey loves him she knows every song yeah she says like those guys can just stand on stage and say nothing and I would and I would

love it it's true I was just like sitting I was just like just play closer just fucking play it it was two hours I know but being like when's closer but like I thought like they were like there's parts in the show where I was like oh okay they're doing the finale now and then they would do like another just techno like five minutes of a techno beat. Not even a song. You didn't even think the drumsticks on fire was cool? Yeah, that was cool. And by the way, Frankie Bradley should absolutely do that.

Yes. If Frankie... He lit the drumsticks on fire to play the drums? Yeah, it was very cool. How do you do that? I don't know. I don't think they were drumsticks and then they were torches or something like that. But he was playing the drums with them, yeah.

I mean, if Frankie does that at Pop Punk. I loved it. And it's also like, to be fair to them, I bet that's the worst concert ever. I will say, I... I bet they hate that. Like a Super Bowl, like, advertising. It's just a corporate fucking party. Yeah.

I bet it sucks. I've seen them at two different Super Bowls now and then also seen their actual tours both times. And the tour is entirely different. I mean, they still play the same songs, obviously, but it's the entertainment level that they put on when it's actually their world tour. Completely different than what it was last year. When they did the hits, it was cool.

I mean, you got the mop, wet floors with Casey around. Oh, my God. I just love it. Puddles everywhere. I love it so much. But 2020, for me, is the year of saying no to things. Like, I just didn't want to go. My man.

What a great outlook on life. You said you had to record. You just lied? Yeah. You didn't even record at all? No, we recorded. But it was like from eight to nine. I could have made it.

So Hank, I talked to Hank this morning. And so like last night, I didn't do shit. I went up on my roof. I laid on like that bed. And I was just like listening to music, hanging out by myself. And Hank was like, I went up to... My balcony is connected to

the rundown balcony. Hank went up there and took a video of me just chilling and I didn't even realize he was there. He was like, here, I'll send it to you. He's like, you honestly just look so peaceful. I didn't want to disturb you. I was going to say, hey, Jared, but I just let you do your thing. And yet, I see

tweets at like 2.45. You're ordering Postmates. Oh, by the way, am I wrong for that? Did you see the context of the tweet? Refresh me and remind me what's going on. Please proceed. There was a fucking legitimate hurricane coming right down

this street. It basically was like a full-blown shower with wind, lightning, and rain. And I ordered Postmates. The guy shows up, and he's in the middle of the street. And I was in the lobby. I'm wearing these shoes, which, like,

not cheap shoes. And I was like, alright, well, I'm here, and he's beeping. I'm like, I am not going out to the car. I'm not going out to the I was like, all right, well I'm here and he's beeping. I'm like, I am not going out to the car, not going out to the car. Like you bring the food up to the lobby. I mean, that's the gig at the door at the door.

And I was, I was paying them. And then most people is, I don't know what he's about to say. How many times have you ordered food and they don't bring it to your door? And not enough people are talking about it. That they make you come. They call me and they say, we're downstairs.

Yes, I know you are. I'm upstairs. I didn't order food downstairs. I'm upstairs. I ordered it to my apartment. There were people that were saying, they were like, all right, but like you could have gone upstairs and dried off. Now he's going to go work the rest of his shift soaking wet. I was like, first of all, it's his job.

I'm paying him money to bring it to me. Well, I think what happens... It's fucking Postmates. You choose when you work. I'm punching the clock in the middle of a goddamn party. I think the problem with that was that we started tipping before it came. No, I tip after. They already got their money, so I don't have to fucking go up there.

No, Postmates is you tip after. DoorDash is definitely before. I know that. No, Postmates is afterwards. And I gave him five bucks. If you're like a delivery person, back in the day when you just called the pizza place and they had a delivery person, I feel like they were like, that's the gig. But Postmates is kind of like, I don't know, I'm just a person who drives around.

I'm not getting fucking wet. It's like, well, then you shouldn't. Don't turn your fucking phone on when it's raining. Right. He had an absolute, it was a standoff. And so he's he's like calling you being like come out you're like no he's honking the horn and you're just standing there like come on bud honking the horn in front of the hotel yes i mean loco yeah

absolutely team rocket he was honking 100 and i was like yep i'm right here yeah i was like it's me it's me i was on the order come on up and what'd you order by the way 245 uh cheeseburger chicken nuggets from From where? Chocolate chip cookies, McDonald's. So Blattman told me that he was waiting and eventually he called and he was like, it was like 1.30, I'm not going to do it. It took a half an hour for

someone to pick up the order. I ordered it and in Boston it's like, bam, someone's on their way to pick up your order. They didn't even pick up my order. Yeah, man, listen, they're getting a little bit lazy, a little bit taking it for granted, you know? One time I had a guy pick up my order about two, three miles away.

I forget exactly how far. And he was walking. It's the most outrageous order I've ever gotten in my life. He was walking? He walked, and he had a limp and a cane. Oh, this is not, yeah. It took me like... He had like one leg or some shit, didn't he? It took me like two hours and 45 minutes to get six meatballs.

Yeah, that was. Six meatballs. I got it from the meatball shop on the west side. Yeah. And it was like, your guy's almost there. You know how they give you like the two minute update or three minute update? Yeah. He's almost there.

And it's like, yeah, but he's walking. So it's 15 more minutes. But he's walking. I was just standing in the street as this fucking dude is limping down towards me. Yeah. Meatballs are freezing cold. Clearly. It took like two hours to walk across town.

I mean, I ate the shit out of them, but they were freezing cold. I don't see how anyone in their right mind would be on team, go out to the car in the middle of a hurricane. No. They just wanted to talk shit to you. I mean, I have a feeling that those people were Postmates drivers. Because I had other people being like, I do Postmates, and they can search your name on Twitter to see this tweet, and good luck with them not spitting in your food now.

I was like, what the fuck? What are you going to get that same Postmate again to, though? No, just like someone that... Oh, everyone. Yeah. Like standing up for all Postmates? Yeah, yeah. Fucking get out of here.

I got a bit of a take. Okay. Proceed. Delivery food stinks. We just do it because it's easy? Yeah. You got to pick certain foods. There's like no food that travels well.

It's like pizza and that's it. Yep, pretty much. Chinese food travels well. And we just do it. I mean, if you get like a cold sandwich, you're all right. Oh, yeah. Anything hot is fucked. I don't know why the world has not adopted

or figured out a fucking container that doesn't make your shit soggy like poke holes in it get the air in Chick-fil-A shows up it's just dripping wet you can get like a waffle fry or something like that

I think if you put it in a Chinese food container it's a little bit better anything that's sealed up it just doesn't fucking work Chinese food is a Chinese food container, it's a little bit better. Anything that's like sealed up, it just doesn't fucking work. It's wet. Chinese food is probably the only thing. But it's already wet. You got to order wet food, basically.

Speaking of Chinese food, drunken noodles. It's not Chinese, it's Thai. But probably the most underrated meal in the history of the world. I don't even know what you're talking about. Exactly. If you're not eating drunken noodles,

it's crazy. This Polynesian joint Ocho was talking about got me. I missed that one. Oh, here, here. Yeah. noodles, it's very good. This Polynesian joint Ocho was talking about got me. I missed that, wasn't it? You missed that. Oh, here, here, here. Oh, the Makai. No, I think that's where Willie and I went clubbing.

My Kai? We definitely went somewhere that sounds similar. Fort Lauderdale? Just the fact. Oh, yeah, no, no. It definitely wasn't in Fort Lauderdale, so nope. Just the fact you have the phrase in your repertoire now, I think that's where me and Willie went clubbing.

What a fucking world. It is very bizarre. We hit up Eleven last night, and it was a scene. And the amount of stories that came out of it, not like normal, like, oh, last night was a movie type shit, just things that I was like, what the fuck is going on here? We get to Eleven and uh you knew somebody and he was like we can't get you a table sorry it's all sold out but we'll hook you up with

like a bar tab we'll get you in and everything which was great because i don't you know we're not like table people whatever i'm a table person yeah you yeah you are so yeah i would have i would have much rather stayed by that bar rather than go where we get like i like we had the bar basically by the end of the night well Well, that was the funny part. We had to get in, we had to get settled, and then we're just kind of standing by the bar trying to figure things out. And who saunters over? The king, Spider.

I mean... Come on up, Spider. Spider just had his own... Spider had a fucking table. And that was the best part. I didn't even know you were there. And that was the best part. One of the best tables. I didn't even know you were there. And you stroll over with your flat brim 11 hat on,

with a fucking drink in your hand, hitting the fucking wall, just dancing. And he goes, you guys want to come to my table? But you motherfucker! And it was the best table in the place. Spicer. They put up on the board, welcome Casey Smith, Vital Bird, KFC, and Spicer.

So that's the new name. Spicer. You spicy motherfucker. The only other table that was better in that entire place was Cliff Kingsbury and Danny Amendola's. You had that joint on lockdown. And then it was fucking Spiders table. It was a movie. It was lit in there. I still can't believe that happened.

I'm not even a club person. You are now. I've been to three clubs in my lifetime. I find that hard to believe. You seem like the typical club person. I'm just a big energy person. I don't really go to clubs. Well, you do now. I guess recently. Once you get a taste.

That's the thing. We had a little moment last night. How long do you think Spider's been here at Barstool? A year? A year and nine months. That's what I would have guessed. I said two years. Oh, wait, no, because you've been doing two college football seasons with us.

So, yeah. Huh. I mean, so we had our, you know, a little like mushy moment, you know, fucking thanks for everything and you're here now. But, I mean, what would Daniel D'Orio be doing right now if you didn't find Barstool? What was plan B? It definitely wouldn't say, like, 11 welcome spices. Yeah, I don't think you would be fucking strolling around with your own table at fucking 11. Yeah, that's definitely not the case.

I mean, that definitely wouldn't happen. What do you think you'd be doing? I don't know. I'd probably be working. I always wanted to work in sports media in some capacity. Did you go to WFUV, too? I did, yeah. Shout ford i'm wfv bob aarons my guy bob aarons shout out bob aarons you think you would still you you would have found uh you know some interning with yeah you weren't for espn for a while yeah i was doing like freelance stuff with them like we uh yeah like

when us open was in new york or like theisman ceremony. Were you that high energy guy with them? No, I tried to keep it a little bit professional. That's what I love about Barstool is that you can just let it rip. Yeah, you can kind of be more truthful and transparent and natural, and it's accepted. There was a moment last night when they flashed up like, congratulations to Barstool Sports. Eleven loves you. And I looked over at Spider and he was just smiling.

Just cheesing. The most pure smile. Just cheesing. The fact that that is even like a thing. And Dave wasn't there. I was telling Erica today. I was like, well yeah, when Dave's there, obviously they roll out the red carpet for him, whatever. He wasn't there and they were still like, welcome the four of us and whatever else. It was really cool.

Beautiful moment. The only better reaction of the whole night other than spider when we got to 11 we were with rudy and rudy did not know that 11 is like half strip club half regular club and so we walk in and there are just rudy does not know a lot of no i didn't know that either but we'll get into that oh yeah i i had forgotten it, forgot it. I walked in. I was like, oh, that's right. Rudy had no idea. And some things Rudy knows and some things no idea. And when you watch Rudy learn something, it's just fucking unbelievable. And he had this look on his face. This just smile.

Like this, like looking around, eyes wide, goofy smile, just being like, what is this place? I really like it here. He was, I was happy just to see that. I was like, I'm so happy I came just so I saw that. I didn't know what it was. I mean, I just hear people talk about it, but you never explicitly hear like what you should expect. You've done what? How many nights there?

Two? Yeah. I told him he's got to go. He goes, I don't know if I could do three. I'm like, you got to do three. I don't think we can do the three peak. Why not? You have to do three. I don't think we can do three-peat. Why not? You have to.

Go fucking Jordan on him, bro. Yeah, we'll see. I think you got to go like five-peat. Keep going. I think you just got to go every time. Skip our party. You got to go after the blackout. Don't even go to fucking rough around.

You just go to the 11. We'll meet you there. That would be lit. I think the blackout, I've never been to a blackout party. That's right. So anyone in the Miami area. Before your time. You were probably younger than that.

How old were you? How old are you right now? 23. Oh, God. Wait a minute. You were like. You might not have hit puberty. Yeah, you were like 13.

He's going to thrive at the blackout tour. I can't do math. I can't do math. Either way, all I know is that. What year was that? That was like 09, 10? No, like 11. Look, he's got both stamps on his arm still.

I love it. Two nights in a row. You've got to go three now. Oh, wow. See, I actually was thinking that. I was like, what is this stamp from? Sometimes you get stamps and you don't even try to scrub them off. This is one of those instances.

Yeah, you just got to keep going. You should get that tatted on your arm, bro. If they last a little while, who cares? I came very close to getting a tattoo last night. Oh, we got to tell them. Hang on. We'll do that in the next break. Before we get to that, Spider, you have to be rough and rowdy because I remember from

last year, like standing up on that thing looking down, I was watching you more than I was watching the fight. When you broke up that fight the one year, it was unbelievable. I was hearing that too. He just like, he's such a hype man. He'd be completely by himself. Like there's no one within 20 feet of him. He's just jumping. I'm very envious of you in that regard.

People who can just like, I'm going to fucking be the energy bolt right now. I'm like always... I need the energy. Yes, and I'll feed off it a little bit. Ruffin Rowdy is definitely one of the things that gets that going. There's so many times I got choked out.

I choked a guy. I don't know. It always provides. The Fordham Pussy Patrol. At Pop Punk. I'll tell you what. Was Pop Punk playing? No. They're not? No. Damn. Fordham is a force

within Barstool now. There's a lot of us. We roll deep. That's me, Tommy, Spider, Matt, Jack, Mac. Shout out Jillian. Yeah. There's like. Holding it down for the girls.

In content, in sales, in. MB and Kate both went to grad school there, I believe. I'm telling you, roll Rams, bro. Yeah. It's not a fun school, but it turns out smart people get shit done, though. Yeah. It really does. It does. I don't know.

I'm kind of done now. You guys aren't that smart. No, but we get shit done though yeah it really does i don't know i'm kind of done you guys aren't that smart no but we get shit done do you think you're smart no do you think you're smart i said this on the rundown i said we're idiots and dave was like no we're not i'm like just because you fucking sold this doesn't mean you're smart absolute buffoons right and we were talking about like the stock market and it was like we don't know how this fucking works and he was saying i don't know how it works i don't know what a mortgage is what do you mean you don't know what a mortgage is no idea what a mortgage is i don't know how it works what are you talking about oh i didn't know how to order room service well i mean that's just a different level of there's a fucking button on the phone that says room service yeah is there kevin yeah i mean that's an easy one mortgages are very

difficult but that's mort. Mortgages stink. They do stink. They're going to lock you down for 30 years worth of debt. That's crazy. Why don't you just not do it? Because you can't afford a house. You're going to buy cash. You don't buy a house.

Where are you going to stay? Now you're sound smart. Yeah, but at the same time, it's like you're paying rent, so you're doing the same thing. You have to pay for where you live. Yeah, just pay rent. I'm with you on that one, man. Everyone's like, oh, flush your money down the toilet.

Like, fuck you. Paying for something I absolutely cannot afford and strapping myself down with 30 years with a payment support, no thanks. If you can afford it, it's fine. When you can't or you're buying something that sucks, like I did, I was like, this house stinks. Yeah, you hated that house. I hated that house. If you buy property, or you're buying something that sucks, like I did, I was like, this house stinks.

Yeah, you hated that house. I hated that house. If you buy property, so dumb. When I closed on my house? If you do it smart, it's literally the safest investment in the world. But dumb. The easiest. Warren Buffett is like, I'm a hundred billionaire because I'm buying property. Because I bought fucking real estate.

I think if you buy property, you're an idiot. When I closed on my house, the guy looked at me as soon as I signed in. He goes, welcome to 30 years of debt. And I was like, what a fucking asshole you are. He ain't wrong, though. That's what it is, man. You bought a house? You're an idiot. In college station. You could buy fucking cash right now.

I mean, in college station, it is ridiculous. I mean, my mortgage. I have a pool, a hot tub, like palm trees and shit. Three bed, two bath. Probably. And it's half of what my rent is for a studio apartment in New York City. I have a pool, a hot tub, like palm trees and shit. Three bed, two bath. Racist who lived next to you. Probably. Yeah. And it's half of what my rent is for a studio apartment

in New York City. Damn. The mortgage is half. Fucking joke. Where are you living? I live in Manhattan. You live with Tommy, right? Yeah.

We got a walk up. Three flights up. The Pussy Patrol has a house together, an apartment together. Right by 8th. That place is just fucking smushed. Tommy said he has the most sex in the house. What. Tommy said he has the most sex in the house. What?

Tommy said he has the most sex in the house. Is that true? Yeah, that's probably facts. I wouldn't bring that up there. Oh, so you're just having your sex elsewhere. He hasn't kissed until. Spider's not a kiss until. I literally never want to picture Tommy having sex.

Same. Do you have to hear it? I'm picturing it right now. Again, I don't ask. I don't want to know. I don't... It's... I kind of want...

I want to picture Spider, though. I feel like he's a fucking... Yeah, Spider probably throws it down. Again, a thunderbolt in the bedroom, you know? He's doing the stuff that the strippers at 11

are doing. Right. Like a fucking... Putting on a show. What's your move? What's your go-to move? Probably the... Spider just did a dance move.

I think we're talking about fucking, but okay. That's the only moves I got. But you do it well. You do that and the fucking dunk was well. So you're suited well for the times. I am almost demanding that you go back to 11 tonight.

I want to see a picture with you in 11 tonight. Just let alone. I mean, go in, get the stamp. If you show me that tomorrow, you don't even have to stay in. Just go home, but get the stamp. I'm just thinking about the LeBron when he got to Miami thing when he was not one, not two, not three, not four, not five. Keep going. That's a good point.

I mean. Who knows? You're on the fucking board one night, a table the next night. You might go home in a stripper tonight. Yeah. Facts. Facts. Stay tuned.

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this stage is where he was sitting? It is so gross. He is an animal. He had to get seven ice cream cones. That's fine. Stop being too animal. It's disgusting. That was one of the subtly funniest things ever.

Dan sent Brandon Walker down the block. There's a Haagen-Dazs, probably like, I don't know, a block or two away from where we are. And he brought the headset with him so he could talk remotely. And as he's getting them, he goes, did you guys just see what happened? And Caleb goes, no, you're a block away. And it was just perfect delivery from Caleb and a dumb question from Brandon. But did you see what happened?

Well, when he got the ice cream cones. No, did you, what he was talking about? No. Some kid ignored Mark Cuban to take a picture with Brandon Walker. There's a video on. Get the fuck out of here. This is the problem.

This is the problem. This is why Barstool is a problem. As much as I love my guy Spider, another perfect example, he's getting tables at the club. Next to Danny Amendola and Cliff Kingsbury. And Brandon Walker's getting love over a literal billionaire. Not even just a billionaire. It's Mark Cuban. Yeah, like one of the billionaires.

Yeah, like the most well-known. He makes other people into rich people. That's how fucking rich he is. Yes. And Brandon Walker is dumb like Miami shirt of the day. It's insane. That's what he was talking about. And of course, it was like overshadowed.

I did see that, but I saw Dan say, yeah, that didn't happen. I thought it was like a joke, but there's a fucking video. Apparently, there's a video. Oh, shit, man. Brandon fucking Walker. Brandon Walker was wearing my shorts yesterday. And I mean. Just disgusting.

I. Those shorts barely fit you, let alone him. You can say that for most of Casey's clothes. Fuck you. Got her. I mean, self-aware. I don't care. What do you care?

You got it, flaunt it. We've been talking about on the podcast for a long time that he wants to start recreating people's thirst traps. He wants to become an Instagram influencer. And I think he actually had like an IG model. I'll be honest, that's a good idea. That's fine. I mean, that'll work. And we've been talking about it forever.

Now he's reading my DMs too, so people DM me to talk to him and the whole thing. I think he had an Instagram model come well, whatever, beside the point. He asked me if he could wear my shorts. I was like, there's no way that you can fit into these size small shorts. Even better, he asked if she wants them back. She was like, there's no way that you can fit into these size small shorts. Even better. He asked if she wants them back. Oh, I was like, yeah, I'm all set. I'm all set. Your dick and

balls have been all over my shorts. Wait, what? I would take those back. He wore your shorts. Oh, you haven't seen this picture? So the picture. She was wearing like her booty shorts and the bendy the get shirt. I saw the picture, but I guess I just didn't put two and two together. It was a direct outfit that she was wearing put onto him. Yeah, he did wear his own shirt. That he just physically could not put on. Well, I would say he would be able

to put a size small t-shirt on before size small shorts. Clothes are really easy to fit into. I can speak from experience. You can wear small anything. Yeah, Feidelberg

wears small underwear, size small underwear. Yeah, but men's size small. These are women's size small. And he's a big boy. I don't think you can put on size small shorts. I, Feidelberg wears small underwear, size small underwear. But men's size small. These are women's size small. And he's a big boy. I don't think you can put on a size small shorts. I don't know how he did that. It's like the Santa Claus when he fits in the chimney, the tiny chimney.

You asked why I didn't want them back because it wasn't like they were loose by any stretch of the word. His asshole was all over those. You want that back? I don't want Brandon Walker's asshole on my on my clothes i pooped in pants four times just watch yeah you have become here's what's happened you have become a disgusting person you're and that is the problem yeah you are now gross yeah you're right you you've always been like you know you're stylish and you used

to actually be like anti-poop talk and stuff now you are like the poop champion yeah no once you poop your pants it opens the fuck it's probably actually liberating huh oh yeah no i just i poop my pants you're so gross i'm just a pants pooping kind of guy now what are you gonna do uh i mean me personally i'm gonna continue to poop in toilets when was the most recent time for you john oh like a week ago thursday thursday i pooped my pants four times. Four times. How? Dude, he told this on the podcast. People were puking. He really was sick, but... Oh, okay. So when he started to get

better... I mean, I'm not saying, like, it... You are 31 years old. When your body's under attack, it's a different story. But, like, I've been sick and I've had, you know, stomach issues and, like, I don't poop. Jared, Jared, Jared. I couldn't go to sleep. He called his asshole

Freddy Krueger. When I fell asleep, I would just poop in my pants. He would wake up in a pile of shit in his bed. How fucking disgusting is that? People are eating lunch right now. I apologize if you're eating lunch. People are eating lunch. What is wrong with you? Jared, he was trying to stay awake because he knew if he went to sleep,

he would go. I was scared to fall asleep because I knew I would poop my pants. He said his asshole was being Freddy Krueger. He couldn't go to sleep. I mean, it's so fucking funny. How about this? When he finally got a little bit better,

when he got a little bit better, he decided, all right, it's time to eat a little bit, right? And he started to cook. And as he was cooking, he shit himself. And rather than was cooking, he shit himself. And rather than just stopping, he goes, well, I got the couscous in.

I was cooking couscous. It's really hard to cook couscous. The food's so nice, they need it twice. And he's like, I'm going to burn it. I don't know what to do. I bent down to put something in the oven to poop my pants. And I was like, I can't not finish the couscous.

It's like, yo, you absolutely cannot finish the couscous. It was going to burn or something. Turn it off and order some soggy-ass fucking delivery, dude. I just cooked a whole meal in 20 minutes with my pants on. It's just absolutely deplorable behavior for a man. You are regressing into a baby. You're not fit for this society. No, he's not.

You're absolutely not fit for adulthood. I don't want to have children because I am a child and I have to deal with it at all times. You're not fit for this society. No, he's not. You're absolutely not fit for adulthood. I don't want to have children because I am a child and I have to deal with it at all times. It's fucking worse. I hate dealing with this kid. But it's me. And it's awful. I hate dealing with this kid.

It's like having a baby who's like 6'2", 2 fucking, 2 fucking, what are you these days? Probably 2.30. Yeah, I was going to say. A little big. You got this medium shirt on today, which you take. It's a large shirt. I'm wearing a large shirt. But when you wear a shirt that looks too small for you, the joke is.

XLs just don't fit. I think it looks fine on him. Yeah, well, he looks good, but it's tight. The biceps, you know. But it's like the shirt is tight, you know. That was fine. I think it looks fine. I think it was fine. I think it was fine.

Coming from a guy that has worn tight shirts when he was big. Thanks, Jared. Whenever you want me to teach you something, I'll teach you. Just if you give me like three months from now after all the bullying that John has done in this trip, I'm going to look like fucking Brock Lesnar. Hey, by the way, can I get 20 push-ups? Oh, wow. You walked right into that one. Damn it. How many by the way, can I get 20 push-ups? Wow! You walked right into that one. Damn it! How many does he have left?

I don't know. Probably like a buck fifty. Yeah, I would guess it's a hundred. I mean, remind the people, Kevin. So, Jared and Feidelberg, when we watched the... I thought of that yesterday because you were talking about like, oh, when I woke up, I do push-ups in the morning. I was like, he just mentioned push-ups. When we watched El Camino,

the Breaking Bad movie, we all got together and we did some content. We did a live stream. I've done 140 and I owe him 250. Oh, my God. No, no, no. I've completed 140 of the 250 necessary. So the bet was Jared, like a fucking bonehead idiot,

somehow thought that Walter White was still alive. And he still could be. And yeah, he still, after watching El Camino, he still thinks he's alive. And also Vince Gilligan came out. I didn't see the body. Vince Gilligan said he's dead. Oh, Vince Gilligan doesn't know shit. So the bet was 500 push-ups whenever Feidelberg deems it.

250 push-ups whenever Feidelberg wants to hand them out. And we've been on a bit of a hiatus. Yeah. We haven't. Been a real hiatus. Good. But yeah, I could take 20 right now though it's 20 oh that would that would not be what i want to do right now get down and do them rocket and i don't want to see those mike rabel mini ones i

want you to fucking get down kiss the ground the rabel he's gonna be mad about that i love i i love the rabel push-ups actually i. Why? Because it's his. They are. He has his own push-up now. By the way, as you sit there and just bang them out the way he does, it's not like that. He's humongous. That's what I mean.

He's doing them like that because he can just bang them out so easy. Do whatever you want to. It's not like he's sitting there. Is this the first time that Jared's had to do these in front of people? No, he's done them in front of the office. Was that 20? Was that 20? Was that what 20? I don't know. I feel like that was about 12 or 13.

I don't think that was 20. That was light. If you can do five clap push-ups right now, I will knock off 20. His mic's not on. What'd you say? He said he doesn't want the easy way out. A.K.A. I can't do clap pushups

can you do clap pushups? why don't you show the people good why don't you show the people I can't do those those are hard I don't think normal people can do those clap pushups are incredibly easy

I've done 160 because you can just throw yourself up do them there was like a vlog easy. I've done 160. Because you can just throw yourself up? Yes. Do them. I think he was... There was like a vlog. A KFC radio vlog came out and he was doing it with the fucking half medicine ball. Yeah, I was doing it with the half medicine ball. You were

fucking exercising on our vlog? I do not like the new thing. It was your tweet that inspired it. It really came down. I just can't stand you anymore. I get it. I need a new, I need a new gig. I can't stand myself, so.

This whole working out thing is just. It was shocking to me on Sunday we land. And like everyone wants to go drink. And he's like, I got to go to the gym. When he's like pooping himself and shit. I just went, I got a little energy. It's just disgusting is what it is. I was doing that in San Diego. What? I'm not doing it here. The gym stinks. It's not a little energy. It's just disgusting is what it is. I was doing that in San Diego.

What? I'm not doing it here. The gym stinks. It's not a good gym. It's the gym's fault, huh? Well, I mean, they just don't have... If you're going to do no half measures, Kevin. Don't you think he would be telling you it stinks?

I went into it. I looked at it. I was like, if I can't do like a full week of workouts here, then I'm not going to start doing like little dinky shit like John. It's just, I mean. We're going to have Steven Jackson on the show in a little bit. He and Matt Barnes have a podcast together, former NBA players, now podcast stars.

They have a show on Showtime called All the Smoke. Matt is unfortunately not going to be with us because he's at Kobe. The services are today for Kobe Bryant. But Steven Jackson is still going to join us. So maybe we can get a little insight on the Kobe situation and the NBA in general. So Steven Jackson

will be with us in a little bit. I see the Million Dollar Game boys running around. Wallow just strolled up. They're just fighting in the fucking pool every two seconds. You guys fighting in the pool? Come around. Wallow just strolled up. They're just fighting in the fucking pool every two seconds. You guys fighting in the pool? Come on up, Wallow. I just fucking love Wallow. I love the million dollar games, boys. Come on up.

What's up, baby? How we doing? You want a hug? I don't know what we're going to say. Group hug. You want a hug, too? You guys, I feel like you're soaking up Miami, huh, man? I feel like you're in the pool. You're running around town.

I feel like you've been enjoying yourself, huh? Yeah, I've been enjoying myself. I was talking to the pussycat earlier, Big Cat, right? Mm-hmm. And he told me that he wished he was the correctional officer where Hernandez came into the jail so he could strip search him. I said, what type of shit is that?

That's spicy. He wanted to strip search him. I said, so... No, I get it. I get it. He's a good looking fella. But you want to strip... I want to see everyone naked.

What? Just to see what they're working with. Everyone in the whole world I want to see naked. So you would have loved to see Hernandez's whole hookup. Hell yeah. For what?

Would you have told people about it? Probably, yeah. And what's the whole point of telling them that he, is you going to be like, is you going to brag to people like, oh my God, I saw Hernandez piece.

I don't know, it depends what he's got. You would tell people either way. I'd be like, yeah, he's got a little dick or he's got a huge dick, I don't know. What if it was just average?

But would you hold that as a trophy like, hey, people would be like, like you might go to me and they'd be like, what did you do special in life? Would you say oh I looked at Hernandez dick

yeah I'd probably bring it up a lot oh you's the legend that's crazy that's people that's some legendary shit I don't think I I don't think I would tell anybody that about C.O.

oh I tell everybody his brain doesn't work the way that normal people's brains work he's an idiot he's an idiot do you know what a progressive is getting worse what about you K

what would you do I would probably I would take a look. Would you tell people, though? Yeah, I'm probably with him. You're a stripper, so you're coming through. Y'all are the two officers. I don't want to do the strip, sir.

Y'all are doing it, though. Y'all already do it. He come in. Y'all are the two officers. He's coming through the reception. How do you tell him to strip? Like, what are you telling him? Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, you want to, like, be the one doing the strip, sir? I think he's going to be the teller. I mean, he can take his own clothes off. I just want to see his dick. If you had to get up. He is super spicy. Spicy, man. We almost rebranded as the Spicy Boys

after you guys made your appearance. But he just owns that he's spicy. Come on up, dude. Come on in. Come on in, man. We got some whole galley's up as well. How we doing, baby? What's up, man?

Do you guys have more pool wars today? No, I think I'm, they say Pussycat's a good swimmer, so I'm probably calling him out. He's a good short distance swimmer. Well, I do a little bit of everything. Yeah? I'm the barstool swimming champ. How are you the swimming champ?

No, he was the- What the fuck do you mean? I beat, I run through. What the fuck do I mean? I mean, you haven't been by a pool in forever. No, I just- No, no, no. He was the swimming champ in jail.

There's no pool in jail. That's what I mean. How can you be a good swimmer? No, no, no. He used to be in in jail. There's no pool in jail. That's what I mean. How could he be a good swimmer? No, no, no. He used to be in the shower. He was the lifeguard of the prison showers. Got it. That's impossible.

If a guy gets under the water and it runs on him too much, he runs up. You're okay. You need any assistance. Are you guys going to fight on stage? No, I'm not. Are we going to get a wrestling match on stage? He likes me to touch him because sometimes he goes in and out of what he wants to be. Sexual wise. Oh, today I want to be touched. Tomorrow I don't want to be a wrestling match. He likes me to touch him because he's, you know, sometimes he go in and out of what he want to be, sexual wise. Oh, today I want to be touched.

Tomorrow I don't want to be touched. You know how that shit be. Big tough guys. I get it. He's really high. You see how Hernandez was on the field. Oh, tough guy. Oh, come get me.

Come get me. Tackle me. You see what I'm saying? So you know how that shit go. He want me to tackle him like on Monday. He be like, tackle me. And then on Tuesday, don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Oh, what the fuck? God damn, you told me something else. I don't know. Just touch him every day. No. See, he said no. I have a wife for that. He said no.

So you really don't know what's going on with this guy. First of all, when you do 20 years in jail, it's just something you're not just supposed to do. You're just not supposed to run around and just touch people for no reason. He tackled one guy in a pool yesterday for no reason. The guy felt so uncomfortable. He's like, what the fuck? Was he a barstool guy?

I get it. No, you can't just tackle random people. Wallow's like, do not associate me with you. No, because I don't know what he wants from me. I don't know if he wants it. What? Because I don't know.

He wants your innocence. No, he wouldn't give his innocence away. I don't know. He's innocent. Listen, he invites people to his innocence. You're not pretty enough. How you doing? You want to go to the club tonight?

You're not pretty enough. Don't give yourself that kind of credit. He got a club. Absolutely not. No, man. Anybody you're looking for might be in him. Oh, I mean, look. Brad Pitt could get it for sure.

You? No. No. Who else you thinking? What's your top five? Oh, boy. Your top five. He'll give you top 500.

Give me top five. Top five. It's a good question. Top five. I'm going to throw Pitt one because he's a weapon. Wow. Pitt. Chris Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth, weapon. Gosling, hottest shit.

Ryan Reynolds? Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds, a gorgeous specimen. Ryan and Rob McElhenney. And Rob McElhenney, yeah. But you're screaming all over. I got them. I got them through.

The Spicy Brothers. They talk about hot food more than they talk about hot women. They do. They're super spicy. We all know who the hot chicks are. Let's talk about hot food more than they talk about hot women. They do. They're super spicy. We all know who the hot chicks are. Let's talk about the guys who can get it. I do not know who the hot chicks are. I really don't either.

Like, I don't have a celebrity crush. It's Emily Ratajkowski. Who's your number one? My wife. Get the fuck out of here. I like that answer. My fiance. Are you really engaged?

Yeah. That's a lie, right? Yeah, you are? Yeah. I believe him. I like those answers. You don't have to give a ring out to be engaged. I mean, after 20 plus years, you better say the right shit.

So I'm going to say the right shit. My wife. Yo, this must be a trip though, huh? I mean, in Miami, South Beach, new company, some money in your pocket, freedom. No, the most important thing was that my feet was in the sand. It was just like, oh. Yeah. You wear socks on the beach?

No, for what? I don't like wearing socks, period. Nah. But I'm wearing socks on the beach. He wears socks on the beach. Socks on the beach. I don't always do it, but socks on the beach are a move. It's very good.

I've been to jail a long time. I'm a socks on the beach type of guy, too. You wear socks on the beach, too? That don't make sense. What the fuck is wrong with you? My fucking man. Why? I don't know.

I don't know. I like that answer, too. I don't fucking know. Yeah, no, wrong with you? My fucking man. Why? I don't know. I don't know. I like that answer too. I don't fucking know. There's no reason I do it. It's just comfortable. I was fascinated, dude, about how you were talking how you had to be taught or explained what Google is because you were... I mean, you missed

some of the most important shit ever. You can't even open that box because you don't know how to open boxes. You never even seen a box until you got out of jail. That was a terrible step one. Oh, no. Oh, there you go. All right. That was just sheer brute.

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we don't want to break it. Oh, I think you just broke it. Why is all this shit on here, man? God damn, it's like childproof. It is a good blade, though. It is a good razor. Don't say that when you can't open it. It's an adult here trying to open it. It's childproof.

Clearly, we did not open many boxes. I'm fascinated watching him try to open it. I'm just fascinated watching Wallow live, man. Taking it all in. Clearly, nobody said to many packages. Opening those plastic packages. What are you about to do with this thing, by the way? You look very determined. This is decent.

It's nice, man. There you go. Oh, there you go, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, ready to rip. There you go. Wallow's shaving on stage right now with the Phillips and Rolco. Let me get a piece of your beard.

A piece? A what? A piece of your beard. Listen, look, look, I'm going to hook you up. Just give me, believe me. Let Wallow give you

a little trip up. Okay, I don't care. I used to cut hair in jail. Did you? I used to cut hair in jail. Oh boy, he's really going in. Holy shit, Wallow. You said a piece of my beard

and it feels like you're just shaving my beard. Wallow, you just shaved his whole fucking beard off. I thought he was going to go like, this is amazing. He's just shaving my face. Wow, you just shaved his whole fucking beard off. I thought he was going to go like this. This is amazing. He's just shaving everything. He just gave you the butt necking.

I mean, you no longer have a beard. I'm just shaving everything, dude. I'm a barber. I'm a barber. I mean, it feels like. Barstool barber. Barstool cut. Wow, I'm going to be honest, man.

It feels like you are not good at this. No, no. It feels like you are not good at this. But, no. I feel like you are not good at this. But he learned this from me. I heard definitely just randomly. Did you know what the key is? Rubbing things on my face. You know what the key is?

He learned this from his celly. His celly used to do him like this. Is that the guy who got in your jumper? Yo, I hope your girl didn't like this beard because it is fucking gone. I mean, it's gone. Am I just straight shaved? I mean, completely smooth. What are you doing?

You are completely smooth. I can feel you missing a lot of hair. So now you just have like a goatee and a mustache. I have a goatee? Yeah, you shaved everything? I mean, you are. You just shaved your cheeks. What are we doing?

After 20 years of jail, I don't think you're supposed to be this good. Don't go any higher than that. If you're not going to tell me this, you can give me my phone. Shit, what? You got a little Amish. You look clean.

You got a little Amish. You look clean. You look clean. You know, T. You got this clean. Look. Turn your face. I look hot.

See the cheek. I look hot. You're right. You got it. I'm dying. Oh, man. It is always a trip. Wait, hold on.

I thought he said, let me get your chest hair. Hey, have you ever seen his legs? Just pop it up. Show him the legs. Have you seen his legs? There's nothing to even shave. There's nothing to even shave, bro.

He's got no hair. There's nothing to shave. I know. It's a good blade, man. The Phillips are all called One Blade. The Great Blade. It's actually the most. Phillips One Blade.

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John has a goatee but also a neck beard. He still got the fucking neck beard. This is amazing. What the fuck, man? He has the goatee with the mock neck. Are you fucking kidding me? You gave me a goatee? Yo, right now, on anything I love,

I would give you $20 if you shaved your chest. Right now. $20? $40. $40. I give you $40. I'm not going to do that out of principle. It's such an outrageously low number.

No. I don't give a fuck about shaving my chest, but I'm not doing it for $40. I give you $100. $100? $100. $200. You get beer. I don't give a fuck about shaving my chest, but I'm not doing it for $40. I give you $100. $100? $100. $200. You get beer.

I don't really care, but now it's a thing where it has to be. This is how he used to negotiate with the strippers when he came home. I give you $350. I was like, take my life. Whatever. You can have it. But no, listen, I give you $100. Shave your chest.

I bet you don't have big enough balls to shave your chest right now. Now what? Your balls are small. I don't. You got small balls. No, I have long balls. You got small balls. My balls are too long.

You got small balls. If you don't shave your chest, be a man. Done. We're shaving my chest. Come on. Let's go. Come back after the break. Final word.

You want to shave your chest? We're going to get this done. No, I'm not shaving it. We'll be back. I shaved my own chest with a razor. You know what I mean? But I'm using this now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. not shaving it. We'll be back. I shaved my own chest with a razor. You know what I mean? But I'm using this now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're back. They touch each other's dicks on this show. That's too much. They spicy. The spicy boys. I wouldn't have called Stephen Jackson that. We're back. The spicy boys.

A million dollars worth of game. Gillian Wallow, Rocket, Casey Smith, and now Steven Jackson joins the show. So we got a lot going on on stage right now. Wallow just shaved Feidelberg's face out of nowhere. He goes, let me just get a little piece of your beard. Shaves his whole fucking side of his face. I wanted to give you the homage. You know, I'm from Pennsylvania.

I wanted to give you the homage. And he gave him the goatee with the little box. I wanted to give you the homage. The Abe Lincoln. Here's the deal. I'm not attractive at all. So it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. Who cares? The only plus side is you're not a brother so you ain't finna get no razor bumps. No, but see. I don't get

from it either. But listen. Now we're going into part two. So now we got to shave the chest. Who's shaving the chest? And what's the razor

distribution? You're shaving the chest. No, no. I'm not shaving the chest. I got a friend of mine that's going to shave his chest. You did 20 years in prison. If you sit here and shave this man's chest, you're no longer my cousin.

I'm not doing that. I said he wanted me to shave his chest. You're not my cousin anymore. Come on. Take your shirt off. Go ahead. You ready? All right.

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slash naruko barstool. Steve Jackson's like, what the fuck am I doing right now? I don't know about the slices. Hand open. Shell proof so he can't get it. Just use the one that's open, you dummy. I'm literally holding one. I can just use this one. Why would he need a fresh razor when the razor was only used on him?

No, it might be. He might have all the stuff in his face. Wilder, are you getting a check from them? Huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I get a check. Don't worry.

Listen, excuse me. Come on over here. I got to go over there? Come on over here. You're making it hard. Listen, come on over here. Super check. No, you Come on over here. You're making it hard. Listen. Come on over here. Super check.

No, you're getting a check. Now, listen. Now, listen. Steven Jackson just has a disgusted look on his face. Because the lovely is going to do it. I should have came on the next segment. I'm not shaking his chest. Go on.

Sit down. Sit down. I'm not shaking his chest. You got this. Come on. Let's go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. I don't think... I wasn't expecting this. I was going to say, when you woke up today, I don't think you'd expect this. I'm going to be honest. I don't enjoy it. You never fucking know,

dude. You never know. I'm not enjoying this. What you doing, though? This is cool. This is disgusting. How do you feel? How do you feel? Go ahead, Casey. You got it. Be a team player. You got to be a team player.

You got this. I'm happy you saved it. Is that possible? Could my body hair be great? You're the motherfucker that be leaving the hair all over the urinals in the airport bathroom. You need to save that shit. Be a team player. Back up.

It's terrible when you go to an airport bathroom. Lay down. Come on. You got it. Go. You got it. Come on. You got it. I can't look at it. Casey, don't do it. Get the team player. Back up. It's terrible when you got a high point bathroom. Go. Go. You got to come on. You got to come on. I can't look at it.

Casey, go play. Do it. Get the thing. Get the thing. This is everything. Come on. Wallow did 20. Get his nipples.

He didn't shave his nipples. Excuse me. I'm just meeting Wallow, and this is what I'm seeing? Yeah, this is what I'm seeing. This is your first experience with Wallow? And I've been looking to meet Wallow, and this is what I'm seeing. Oh, my God. I don't have enough of this.

This is your first impression. No, no. I'm Casey this class. Oh, my God. I don't have enough of a do with this. This is your first impression. No, no, I'm Casey's agent. This is your first impression right now. This is the first impression you're giving to Steven Jackson. Steve is okay. He might be Bumpy Johnson after this, though. His chest might bump up after this. I'm just straight up bored.

I don't want to keep doing this. Come back and put your shirt on. Straight up bored. All right, all right. I'm going to be honest. I'm straight up bored. How do you feel? Let's come back to the planet earth. How do you feel? I'm straight up bored. I feel good I'm going to be honest. How do you feel? Let's come back to the planet Earth.

How do you feel? I'm straight up bored. I feel good because you're on my side, you know? He feels good. How does it feel when a razor was going through his chest? How did you feel about that? I'm pretty grossed out, to be honest. Don't throw up on me.

I came close. That's why I was looking away. I love how you shaved his chest but just didn't go anywhere near his nipple. Why? Why? Where am I? All right. That's a good question. Back down to planet Earth.

Steven Jackson. Steven Jackson, I have a bone to pick with you. Uh-oh. Oh. You're too famous for a podcast. Yeah, fuck you, man. You're trying to be like y'all, man. No.

That's not fair. Why can't I be like y'all? How long have you been doing the podcast? Because you're like, you. All your friends are famous already. Who was your last guest? You and Stephen Curry. That's not fair.

That's not fair. He's cheating. I think he's cheating. Yeah, he's cheating. That's what I'm saying. He's cheating. Hey, I ain't never played fair. I ain't never played fair.

And if y'all ain't learned that from Indiana. Yeah, exactly. I ain't never played fair anyway. Well, you got two athletes also up here. He played for a Z, a D League college, and I played for Penn State. No, you're not. We're going to go in there. Well, actually, my man got a shot to get in the league.

Yeah? D-League. Let's keep it real. Absolutely. Let's keep it real. How many rappers did that, Gil? None. None?

Master P did. Why is it Master P? Master P was playing in the league, wasn't he? Yeah, Master P. He played with Toronto. Are you better than Master P? Yes, absolutely. Fuck you.

Absolutely. How about we set up a better Master P? I would absolutely. Fuck you. Absolutely. How about we set up one-on-one? I would bet my life. You played in the D League in college. I would bet my life. You played for Pennsylvania State University community of nowhere. How the fuck do you get? How can you say you can play Master P?

I would bet my life. You went to a college they got. I would bet my life to a suitcase full of shit. That Master P couldn't beat me in a one-on-one. You went to a fucking one would bet my life to a suitcase full of shit. You went to a fucking We got to set this up. No, no, no, no. How? Let's get at Master P.

I don't know. What do you mean how? No, no, no. Hold up. He's a fucking professor. He's a basketball star on an online college. How the fuck do you do that? We'll figure this out. We're going to get Master P here. I guarantee you at some point,

he'll play Master P one-on-one. Come on, man. For real, man, our first guest, to compare to your show, our first guest... Blame Showtime. Don't blame me. Our first guest was a kid who was on a Nickelodeon game show And we were like yo we got that kid

I mean shout out Brian Beer I mean motherfucker No the very first one was Brian Beer I don't like you slandering him like that Brian Beer is a fucking monster But I mean you transitioned Real well dude I mean it's going good

Right? Yeah I appreciate it I mean life after basketball You well, dude. I mean, it's going good, right? Yeah, I appreciate it. I mean, life after basketball, you know, we all want to figure out what we're going to do after basketball. Me personally, this is nothing for me because I was a hustler before I made it to the NBA. So getting out and doing different things and reaching my full potential, I ain't letting nobody – I wouldn't let nobody go stop that anyway. I mean, not a lot of people can transition out, right?

I mean, it's – Because half of the motherfuckers can't talk. It can't be real. Half of them can't sit down and have a conversation with somebody. You know what I mean? And so I take pride, and I'm not smart. I didn't go to college, but I have common sense. Do you know what a mortgage is? Huh?

Do you know what a mortgage is? Of course. I had a couple of them at one time. But you're rich. They call me Stack 5 for a reason. I stack 5 while y'all chasing fine. You know what I'm saying? Absolutely.

Talk to me. It seems easy to talk, but a lot of people can't do it. Yeah, a lot of people can't do it. Then it's authentic. I mean, you know, I'm coming from a real place. I ain't finna give you no sugar-coated shit. You know what I'm saying? All the shit they saying on ESPN, I could easily come over here, come on my show

and say the same shit they saying, the polygly correct. No. They want to hear the real shit. They want to hear the real locker room stuff. They want to hear real stuff. Somebody that was really in it, not somebody that was watching it. Exactly. Exactly. I was really playing for Penn State. You were playing for the state pen, man. Stop saying Penn State. It's the same

thing. It's not the same thing. You never mess your name. Sometimes your name gotta go, your last name gotta go first. It's just sem thing It's not the same You never mess your name Sometimes your name Gotta go Your last name Gotta go first Yeah It's just semantics bro And when you play

In categories You can use last name first Who you You the cop The categories I like that Who you Crack of the tub

First of all Everybody know The only sports you did In jail was wrestling You was the captain Of the wrestling team I did not wrestle And you said he was

The lifeguard of the showers Oh yeah The lifeguard of the wrestling team. I did not wrestle in the fight, yeah. And you said he was the lifeguard of the showers, too. Oh, yeah, the lifeguard of the showers. As well. Hey, my man, right there. With the shirt on. Come here. I like that shirt.

Barstool will visit everybody. I like that shirt. You listen, man. That's the mantra right there. Barstool will visit everybody. Give this guy a drink on KFC. Yes. Whatever drink you want.

Get a drink on me. Give him a truly. Oh, here. Come here, man. Come get a truly. Get him Whatever drink you want. Yes. Get a drink. Give him a truly. Oh, here. Come here, man. Come get a truly. Give him a drink on me. Matter of fact, you get two different kinds. You get the blueberry and you get the black cherry.

But y'all set a good standard for the podcast, man. So salute to y'all. Thank you, man. I like your shirt. Salute to y'all too, man. I don't know about all that, but I appreciate it, man. We do the same thing. We just talk.

You a big KFC radio fan? No, but I like this show. I'm going to be real. Let me ask you a question. When you got to the league as a rookie, who played the most influential part in helping you transition? My rookie is? Great question.

Stephon Marbury. Stephon Marbury. I came from Port Arthur, Texas, a little small city, and it was my first time. Shout out to Port Arthur. Shout out to Port Arthur. UGK. UGK. Rest in peace, Pimp C.

Yes, sir, Bun B. Yeah, Big Pimpin'. I had no idea what the East Coast was like. That was my first time being out of Texas. Yeah. And I showed up with the starched down pants that could stand up by themselves. Oh, yeah. And I showed up at a club, and Steph was like, nah, bro, I got to get Tim.

That's good. I got to get some bag of jeans. You know, he really took care of me and showed me the ropes. And Kenyon White was the number one pick that year. And he was on my team. But having him and Steph, they really showed me the ropes. And he messed his leg up before it went. And still went number one. He still went number one.

Fuck his leg up. I know my sports, Gil. They're about to do like a documentary or something with Steph, right? I think he's got like a little. Yeah, Kevin Durant is behind it. Kevin Durant is behind it. He's got a sports, Gil. They're about to do a documentary or something with Steph, right? I think he's got like a little... Yeah, Kevin Durant is behind it. Kevin Durant is behind it. He's got a story, dude. I mean, especially once he went over to China and became like an icon there.

That's really about him. I didn't realize that. Yes, New York basketball icon. Lincoln, that's his high school, all that. Who's the hardest player you had to guard? Kobe Bryant. Flat out. He's not even close.

Not even close. Not even close. Not even close. I guarded everybody. Everybody. And guarded them well. But Kobe was just impossible. How crazy has this week been with all that stuff? It's been super crazy because I've been knowing him since a teenager.

So to come from where we come from and to see one of your close friends that you grow up with reach greatness, that means a lot. If you really fuck with your partner absolutely and he make it it means a lot to you you know what i mean it warms your heart yeah exactly and and to see how he's gone from us taking with his daughter like it hurts a lot and like the couple the first couple days like i shut all the way down you know what i mean i shut all the way down but it's it's just it's just something that we got to live with and just try to you know like i was telling somebody last two three times i seen him he told me the same thing because i played basketball with a certain edge i always wanted to fight i always get technical fouls and kobe used to always tell me jack whatever you're doing make sure you're enjoying it so i'm i'm taking that to my life now you know what i mean

and and if it's a if it's a positive side from Kobe passing, look how everybody's reaching out to people they have beef with and everybody they want to tell they love. Yeah, they're squashing it right now. So if that's a positive side, it would be Kobe to bring everybody to do that.

And he loved his life even outside of basketball. I honestly think Kobe post-career is more, I don't know what the word is, memorable. We all know he could hoop, and he played for so long, and he was so fucking good. And he won, he accomplished everything on the court. But seeing him become a family man and all that. Fucking wallow on the floor. It's like a whole other side of him that I don't think people knew about.

And now it's so prominent in his death. I think it's almost equally as impressive. This is insane. Go over there and talk. Hold up. You got to answer the phone when primetime call you. I'm talking to Dion. I'm not going to not answer the phone.

That's true. That's primetime Dion. Johnny immediately was like, all right, that's right. Take that from him. That's true. Hey, listen, D. At least put him on speaker. Let the people hear.

Where's this location? Anyway. Kobe, I'll go back to Kobe. Where we located? Tequila Chicas. He didn't care nothing about his basketball career no more. Tequila Chicas. Once he was done, he was so focused in changing women's basketball.

He was so focused in making Gigi the girl Kobe. He was so focused on everything he had going on after basketball. Like I just told somebody, name another basketball player that was the face of the league, that was the MVP, that's a five-time champion, that has an Oscar and an Emmy. He was so focused on what he was doing after basketball, basketball didn't matter to him no more. And the smile and the joy he was getting from that

is what we saw in that last interview. Right. You know, he was happy the way he was in his life. I read something about how he just stopped watching games for a long time. He wasn't even watching the NBA until Gigi wanted to. Right. That's crazy. I could believe, like, as an NBA player, right,

how difficult is it to sacrifice being away from your family? You know? Because that's like you really don't get to see your kids grow up. Yeah, and I think that's why when players do retire, they become better fathers. Absolutely. Because they understand the time they missed, and your kids might not understand that you're just providing for the family.

Absolutely. Baby, I got to leave because I can't find a better job than this. Absolutely. What other job is going to pay me millions of dollars to play a game? Right. And they might not understand that at a young age. Right. So you got to deal with your kids resenting you.

You wasn't at their games. All kind of stuff. Missing their plays and stuff like that because they're not understanding you provide. Like, that's a graduation because y'all playing the Knicks. But you have to. Right. But you have to be strong in what you're doing. Right.

And know that and be strong in your relationship with your children so knowing one day when they get to a certain age, you can have that conversation and they'll understand that, Daddy, I understand you was providing for us. I understand you just wasn't away. And it's hard because you become more of a family with the guys on your team. Right. So now you know why I went in the stands for Ron Artest. That's my brother.

Right, right. And you become a family with those people. But being away from your family during those basketball seasons, and I think Kobe was playing all the way to the end of the playoffs every year. So it's hard. Yeah, that's true. I mean, he had to play for like an extra couple months almost every year. Every year.

And then when you got a mentality of being great, you might take a couple weeks off after the season. Not him. Not him. Did you right back at him? Not him. Like he was different. Like I'll get two, three days with my kids.

Kobe in the gym that time. That's why he was so much better than us. You know what I'm saying? It showed. Like, you put in that work, it's going to show. Absolutely. I didn't go into the league trying to be Michael Jordan or be better than Jordan because I knew I could just get in and make some money and take care of my family

and change our life. Kobe wanted to be better than Michael Jordan. At 13, he had to kill this right yeah at 13 he had all the top players in our class on the list and he was gonna kill all of them right there's no other 13 year old thinking like that right you know what i'm saying so that let you know he was separated thank god age right i'm glad i wasn't 13 year olds don't think like that i wasn't on it i mean you you i think at some point, like, did you ever have, do you have a realization?

Like, Kobe probably had a moment where he was like, I'm so much better than everybody at this. And, yes, he had to work hard, but he's also just a natural talent. And you almost have to say to yourself, like, I almost owe it to myself to see it through and be that good and go to the gym that much and train that much versus having the realization, like you said, like, I'm not going to be Michael Jordan. I'm just going to, like, make it to the league. You know, I'm good. I, like you said, like, I'm not going to be Michael Jordan.

I'm just going to, like, make it to the league. You know, I'm good. I'm going to make money, but I'm not going to be that level. Well, I wouldn't say that. Like, I had, like, five, six years where I averaged 20 points, so I didn't think that. So if I probably would have put in the work, I could have been close. You could have been that?

I was 16. I played all positions. Like, I could have been close, but that wasn't my goal. You know what I'm saying? My goal was just to get in and change my people's life. Kobe was preparing himself for this at 12, 13 years old. People don't understand. He wanted to be an icon.

He wanted to be an icon, immortal, all that shit. He wanted to be all that, and he started it at 12, 13 years old. Like I said, who thinks like that at that age? Nobody. How old were you? How old were you when you realized, like, you're different? I realized I was different when I got drafted. That late?

That late? No, come on. Like when you're playing ball with your buddies and you're... I got drafted the second to the last pick in the draft. So I almost didn't get drafted. Right. I come from a city where, you know... And they called the last pick Mr. Irrelevant.

I'm going to jail any second. I've been in all kinds of stuff to mess it up. And I thank God I didn't, but I didn't see it. I couldn't see that. I couldn't see that far ahead. I'm trying to see the next week. I'm trying to see how the next meal... I'm trying to see how I'm not going to get caught with this crack. That's how I was thinking.

When you stepped on the court as a teenager, you got to know like I'm better than these dudes. I might have been taller than everybody, but I had no idea NBA or that was even in my path. Wow. So when you got drafted, that's like, it was that moment or when you were already playing in the league that you realized how special you were? Well, when I made it to the McDonald's game with Kobe and all of them, I knew I was good,

but I didn't think I was any different. I wasn't top 10, but I went to the McDonald's game. You were top, what, 30, right? I was top 20. And I went to the McDonald's game with Kobe and all of them. I was the leading scorer in the game. So I felt good about that, but that wasn't enough for me because I was supposed to go to Arizona, and I had no test scores.

So I'm signed to go to Arizona, but everybody thinks I'm going to Arizona. I know. I didn't go to the last two tests. I didn't even go. So this is the type of stuff that's going on in my mind. You know what I'm. So this is the type of stuff that's going on in my mind. You know what I'm saying? This is the type of stuff that's going on in my mind. And during that time, Mike Bibby's mom saved me.

She brought me to a place. She woke me up one day, brought me to the Phoenix Suns facility. You worked out? Jason Kidd. I've seen the story. They was playing pickup. Absolutely. And they threw me out there.

And you cooked them. And I fried Cedric Zabalas. You fried them. I fried Cedric Zabalas. Wow. And then look, this is crazy. Turned C Turn Seju Sabalas into fried chicken out here. 18 off by 10 blunts. Raw.

10 blunts, Benny. Just raw. You got to understand, we met in 2000. I had a single out called Yeah, That's Us. Number two rap single in the country. Our tour bus pulls up and this crazy motherfucker came right

on the tour bus. What's up? Roll it up. He went crazy. Smoke, smoke. Yeah, but you know, at the end of the day, man, he had a certain type of confidence that was just glowing off. And when you had a certain type of confidence that was just glowing off.

When you got a certain type of confidence that... Two confidence goes such a long way in every walk of life. Kobe has a certain type of confidence. The highest. You feel what I'm saying? Dwayne Wade, you see him in a walk.

He just walks. Walk like a ball player. Yeah, you feel what I'm saying? I mean, it's almost like the battle's almost halfway over, but just when you walk up... And then you got your ring early. Believe in yourself, yeah. Thanks to Tim Duncan.

But most people shouldn't. Was Tim the greatest player you ever played with? By far. I mean, that's... Because to me, Tim Duncan is by far the greatest powerful ever. It's not even close to him. I think he's still underrated. I feel like he gets his proper due and he's still underrated.

You know what I mean? I feel like he's only underrated because he never said, look at me. Right. I was not even close to me. I think he's still underrated. I feel like he gets his proper due and he's still underrated. You know what I mean? I feel like he's only underrated because he never said, look at me. Right. I was just about to say that. He didn't have the swag that you were talking about.

He don't care about it. Yeah. He don't care about it. He never said, look at me. It's up there. It's up there. If you want to know what I did,

look up there. Right. How about that? That's the expressions he'd get in when he's like, okay, I'm supposed to do this. And he was really like that

behind the scenes too, not just in front of the cameras. Well, one thing people don't know, Tim is an action junkie. So all we did was play paintball. Really? He got about 100 paintball guns. Oh, my.

No shit. What? The name of our paintball team is Wolfpack. And let me tell you, he's one of the best at it. Can hide behind anything at seven foot. Let me tell you something. If I played y'all in paintball, it's like shooting at trees.

Hey, Gilly. Hey, Gilly. Hey, it ain't what you think. I dodged real bullets a whole bunch of times. These paintballs ain't nothing. Me too. Shoot, me too. You feel me?

Paintballs ain't nothing. We got a gun. I would definitely win. If I was playing you and Tim Duncan, paintball, I would win. It's not what you think. It's just a big-ass target, bro. It's like playing softball versus baseball. It's not what you think. It's just a big-ass target, bro. It's like playing softball versus baseball.

It's not what you think. You give Tim any type of room, he hitting you. Oh, so his name is... He doesn't have to give me room. I just take it because he's so huge. I think this thing is called a hopper. Yeah. It's a hopper, right?

Yeah. Where it spins the balls around and put them... His hopper that he got, every time he pulled his trigger, my 15 balls come out. So he ain't really aiming. He's shooting in the direction. You know what I mean?

So he's not that good. He's got a good gun then. He got the AR-15 of Puffball. Pull it. Pull it. But you guys can't hide, though. Like, hide behind shit? I'm really good at hiding

There's no way The thing about paintball Is don't be scared to get hit That's true If you're not scared You're not going to get hit But if you're worried about getting hit I have a hard time believing you can hide

So when the game starts See this is what I do When the game starts This is my role You know you have a 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 It's the middle of the field Then you have their side My role is as soon as the game starts, I have to get to 30 or 40.

Okay. So I'm really the bait. You're sacrificing yourself. You're on the front lines. If I get to 30 or 40, that's y'all ass. Because I'm up front hitting everybody, and they're aiming from the top, so I'm setting everybody up. I'll be honest.

If I saw you running at me, I'd probably run the other way. With a gun, I think you should. A good rule of thumb in life, a good rule of thumb for everybody, if Steven Jackson comes at you with a gun, walk and run. Get out of there. Not even a question. I don't give a shit. I might run for myself.

They done did it so much, he done put a paintball strategy together. I gotta get to the 30. Yeah, yeah. Hey, McGill, you're laughing. You see Tim standing behind the thing. Stack, 20, 20. Nico, 15, 15. He orchestrated everything. But you'll see him. That's the point,

right? You'll see him. You'll see him standing behind the thing because he's seven feet tall. Yeah, he's not easy to hit, though. Trust me. He's not easy to hit. He's been playing. He's played probably three times a week. Really? Yeah. No, he's dead serious about paintball. Legend. That's unreal.

Yeah. I love that. That's going to be my favorite thing about him. It's insane that we've never done like a barstool paintball company outing. If we do a barstool paintball company outing, will you be on my team? I'm down. Where do you live right now? No, I mean, again.

I live in the lounge. If Steven Jackson hasn't done it, I'm not. We just missed it by a year. We were just all there for the Super Bowl last year. No, no, no. We'll come back. We'll come back. Yeah.

I'll come to you guys. Me and Matt will come to you guys. We'll do the payball sex. All the smoke will be heading to Chicago for the All-Star game next? Yes, sir. We're doing our first live taping. Nice. Friday. We'll be there. We'll be there at SDK. And we're having a party that night. You guys all should come. Y'all are invited.

Is All-Star weekend as crazy as... I feel like NBA All-Star weekend is always kind of pitched as like it's a nuts weekend. Isn't that crazy? Any weekend is as crazy as you want feel like NBA All-Star weekend is always kind of pitched as like it's a nuts weekend. Isn't that crazy? Any weekend is as crazy as you want it to be. Oh. I like that. And that's just how... That's a Chinese fortune.

If you want to go out and get drunk every night, go out and get... If you want to go out one night, go out one night. It's whatever you want it to be. Yeah, but listen. If I... You have certain opportunities to go out and party that I don't. But let me tell you. See, that's not true.

Because you've never seen me at no big events because I don't like them type of crowds. Okay. You know what I'm saying? I got a bad attitude. You do your own. Bad attitude.

So I don't go where everybody else go. I know how to enjoy myself with the certain people I want to be around and do what I want to do without having to be all on the internet

and all that type of shit. Yeah. So you make that decision, you think to yourself, like, if I go there, I'm going to get in some sort of trouble. I'm not even thinking about going. I'm not even thinking about going.

I'm not even listening. I like that. How about strip clubs? I love strip clubs. What's the greatest strip club you ever went to in your career? And who was you with? And you had a great time with. Magic City, and I was with 2 Chainz.

We were supposed to do that. And this one, he was Titty Boy. Yeah. Oh, you going back. We were literally. You going back. And Meach was in his prime. Oh, you going back. We were literally going back. And Meach was in his prime. Oh, big Meach.

And Jeezy was in his. Jeezy was probably about 22, 23 years old. So nothing ever matched that moment. Oh, no, ever, ever, ever. Just imagine this. We all in the club. You don't know Meach. Ten minutes, everybody in the club got a bottle of Cristal.

And he don't know you. Right. But not our section, each one of us. Goddamn. He bought the whole club bottles of Cristal. And he don't know you. Right. But I'm not our section. Each one of us. Yeah. He bought the whole club bottles of Cristal. How many women in there? Probably about 100 dancers. God damn.

And each dancer probably walking away with 10, 15,000. Oh, my God. That's crazy. This is me. I'm talking about that. No. I've been a part of this. This is my strip club.

It was so crazy that I was in there one night. He did that. My birthday came around. The strippers and Meeks threw me a birthday party at the strip club. My jersey was hanging up like it was retired. Wow. Not too many people got their jersey retired in the strip club. They retired my jersey.

He's a legend. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro.

That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro.

That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's better than anything you accomplished on the court, bro. That's not my jersey. Yes, the magic thing. Shout out OG India. They're like, what about when you won

the championship when compared to when my jersey got on the ground? That's the only jersey that's retired. That's my jersey. I can make the argument.

That's the only one. You're the only one. That's the only one. All right, man. They're telling me you got to roll, so let's get Steven Jackson out of here.

You got all the smoke coming up at Chicago in the All-Star game. Check it out on Showtime. Matt Barnes usually is part of the crime with him, so you can catch both those guys. Shout out to Matt, man. We just reached out to him, too.

Shout out to Matt. We appreciate it, man. Thank you so much for coming through. Thanks for having me, man. Anytime. Y'all coming on my show? Yep. Listen, don't do that.

I don't like when people are like, oh, you got to come on my show, and then you're never going to be on the show. I was going to say, you got to come on the show. If you say come on the show, I'm coming on the show. I was going to say, you got to be with the Hollywood show. I don't stay, I don't, I don't wait. If you say come on the show, I'm coming on the show. All right? I'll go on your show

whenever you want. Your audience is going to be like, what the fuck are these guys on your show for? Bring back Steph Curry. Your fans will like us. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

If you want to do it, we will do it. We got, we going to get you invited to the barbecue. Fuck what they talk about. Then we can play paintball? Yes.

A lot of people. All right. Thank you so much. We're Yes. A lot of people. All right. Thank you so much. We're about to hit the break, too. The legend. This hour is brought to you by our friends over at Truly Hard Seltzer. There's nothing better than a Truly when you're watching football, tailgating, or day drinking with friends. Truly Hard Seltzer.

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Fuddleburg. I don't understand what just happened. I'll tell you what. They bullied into all sorts of weird shit. Barstool Radio just put out a picture. I mean, thisuddleburg. I don't understand what just happened. I'll tell you what. They bullied into all sorts of weird shit. Barstool Radio just put out a picture. I mean, this is just iconic. You've got me shaving John's chest because I was being forced to, and Steven Jackson in the corner just laughing his ass off.

It was fun. I'm happy Stack ended up enjoying himself because when he first came, he was like, I should have come on the next segment. What's going on right now? Is that what he said? Yeah, I think he meant it jokingly, but half-jokingly. And then I think we ended up having a good time with him. He's fucking awesome, man.

He's so cool. I mean, he is the quintessential post-career, have a podcast, do some media. Because he's just fucking, he's got the gift of gab, and he tells it like it is. And it's still relatable. Like, he's not relatable to us at all. There's nothing about our lives that are relatable. And I felt like we could actually hang out with him. I mean, how about fucking paintball with Tim Duncan?

How about Steven Jackson didn't realize he was fucking really good at basketball until he was in the league? He was a McDonald's All-American. Not even. He was like, I mean, yeah, I mean, I had the most points in the NBC All-American game with Kobe, but, like, I didn't think I was that good. Yeah, no. Until he got drafted.

What? Like, yo, a little more awareness, pal. Yeah. It's like, oh, no, I played in this game with like A-Rod and all them. I went three, four, two homers and a double.

I didn't think I was that good, though. Crazy, man. Yeah, Randy Johnson was in that bitch, but it's not really that big of a deal. During the, or before.

During. During. Before he got on, he grabbed one of the trulies and he was like, what is this? And I was like, it's a hard seltzer.

He goes, there's no energy in it? And I was like, no. And he took his sip and he goes, is there alcohol in this? the Trulies and he was like, what is this? And I was like, it's a hard seltzer. He goes, there's no energy in it? And I was like, no. And he took his sip and he goes, is there alcohol in this? What kind is it? I was like, that's what a hard seltzer is. Oh, yeah.

He said he was in the car just smoking blunts before he came on here. I love him. He's great. Imagine if we somehow actually ended up on all the smoke. There is a 0% chance. But if we did, his audience, it would be the least

listened to podcast of all time. That was the podcast version of Yo, We Should Grab a Drink. I even said, don't do this if you don't mean it. I'd love to, but you don't mean that. We'll do it and you know what they'll do? They'll be like, the recording didn't work, man. Sorry, bro.

We'll save it bro we'll save we did that once we'll save it for later yeah we'll use it another time put it in the can um all right so what now um john's tattoo story the tattoo story we never got to that so we've been talking all week about these moon man tattoos and we even had someone call the show last week and say i own a tattoo parlor in Miami. What? So this isn't an upsetting story. So, I mean, these guys were like, we'll roll out the red carpet, you know, you, whatever you want, free of charge, after hours.

She ended up texting me back, by the way. Right, but the point is we're idiots for not just definitely going with them. Weidelberg sees a tattoo shop on the walk to the Jane Smokers last night, says to us, if it's open on the way back, I'm getting a tattoo. We roll up to this tattoo shop at 1155. It says on the door they close at 12. But I don't know. Maybe, you know, it's Miami. It's after hours.

They'll do it. Whatever. We walk in. Place is totally empty. The tattoo artist comes out from the back and he just looks miserable. Probably because someone showed up five minutes before his shift ended. Anybody who does that in any job

it's like fuck you. There's nothing this tattoo artist wanted to do less than give a tattoo. Then draw a tattoo. So Fights is like I want a moon man. I need an astronaut. Give me an astronaut. And he's like I guess. Completely, an astronaut. Can you get me an astronaut? And he's like, eh. Yes. Completely disinterested.

I mean, like, when you're a tattoo artist and someone asks you for it, it's not like you can order something else that's easier. You just do tattoos. Right. Right. He wants to tattoo your tattoo artist, and he's not going to come in here. Like, in Miami. Like, I want it to be, like, South Beach. Can I actually get a t-shirt? It's like, no. It's not like I ordered the extra thing.

Right. It's like, just don't be a tattoo artist, dude. You don't like this. So I had reached out to Moonman Sam, and he sent us this vector file, which is like a very detailed outline of the picture. But you can't open it on iPhones. It has to be on the computer. So what I was planning on showing for the tattoo is we can't open.

So now we just have like screenshots of t-shirts. We don't have like a detailed picture. And already at that moment, I was like, I mean, we can't do this. And Feist is just like, yo, yeah, like, can you do this? And I'm already like a little apprehensive, but Feist is down. So I'm like, okay.

And the guy goes to the back, comes back out with a piece of paper and he printed out in black and white a picture of like a clip art astronaut. It looks nothing like our movie. It looks just like Microsoft Word. Couldn't have been more wrong. It was just like, it was an astronaut, but it was not our logo, which is the whole fucking point.

And Feitz is like, oh, no, no, no, I need like this one. And he's like, guy goes. And just throws it on the ground. And I was like, well, that's not a good sign. And I'm thinking like, okay, let's go. Motherfucker here's like, okay, let's do it. It's like, do what? I don't even know if we're doing the good picture, the bad picture.

I went on after that. I signed the paper saying you're allowed to do it. He gave him his license. He goes and scans that. Has it on a piece of paper. I didn't want to be rude. Fights fights signs it i mean it was the it was the post it was the quintessential feidelberg i'm too much of a

pushover like i don't want to just like i came in here i already like bothered you and committed and i can't back out now so i'm sitting here and i'm like this is and it's me casey rudy uh fights girl and nick and we're like everyone in the room is just what the fuck is happening and i was i was looking at him everyone was thinking don't get that tattoo no one told me so i'm sitting i was like so close to speaking up but i also was like i'm not this fucking guy's dad if he wants to get this tattoo he can get the tattoo and you know we had the cameras on we've been saying all week that we're just here for the story so i'm like i mean okay like this seems like a catastrophic idea but all right and fights is like signing his name and then in what is my like proudest moment to be his friend and partner he literally it was like almost like it was like figurative the way he did

he just like puts the pen down he goes you know what i'm good well and i was like figurative the way he did it. He just like puts the pen down. He goes, you know what? I'm good. And I was like, yes! Thank God. If that guy wasn't so rude, you could tell me it's the worst tattoo artist in the world. I'm fine with that. But he was a dick. Because didn't he say like,

were you paying with cash or credit? And you said credit. And he said credit. And he was so fucking mad that John was paying with a credit card. So mad about the credit. And that's when you're like, you know what, we're all set.

And I was like, thank God. When you were still signing those papers, I was like, this I mean, nobody can stop you. Could have been your worst idea ever. It's the most permanent thing you can do that he was doing on a whim. It was going to be funny. It would have been a funny story. It would have been a funny, a bad tattoo, funny story. And you know,

people ask you, like, what's that tattoo? Funny story. You tell the whole tale. You know what? Funny story. This guy was a dickhead. I let him permanently scar me. Let's go back to nine. Let's go get bad tattoos from that guy. But as we walked out, I remember Rudy being like,

there was never a place with more negative vibes. I mean, you could literally feel it. You could smell it. Was he the only employee there? Yes. Only person. Nobody else, no other employees, no nothing. That guy was probably equally as happy that you walked out because you didn't have to do a fucking half hour tattoo.

He did not want to be there. But it's like South Beach. It's Super Bowl week. People are going to be getting tattoos. Let's smile a little bit. Or just in general, that's just your business. Everybody who walks in, you would kind of want them to get a tattoo. You find one tattoo artist

and you stick with them forever. Is that what you do? You go to the same person every time? Yeah. Fucking for years, six years. Whatever you want to do, do it. Trust you. 833-85-STOOL is the phone number.

That's 833-867-8665. I think I need to go to the hospital. You're in bad shape, huh? You're hurting? Yeah, I can't breathe. Yeah, that's usually... I can breathe very shallow. When I was trying to... You probably broke a rib. No, I can't breathe. Oh, yeah, that's usually, I mean, breathing is important. I can like, breathe very shallow.

If I try, like when I was trying to, you probably broke a rib. No, it's up here. I mean, I'm concerned. Ribs,

right? Yeah, I guess not. Your clavicle. Your clavicle. No, it doesn't feel broken. You're lucky to break your collarbone.

Your collarbones break easy. I know, and I, that's why I'm, I'd be okay with that, as long as it wasn't my face. Do you think you broke a tit? Maybe.

Might be a problem. Guys, keep an eye on it. If you got a Do you think you broke a tit? Maybe. Might be a problem. Guys, keep an eye on it. If one starts looking a lot smaller, we got a problem. I mean, imagine if you had to go have surgery to fix your tit because you had a drunken spill. That's a catastrophe. I've had that happen. Yeah. I'm just so glad it wasn't my face.

I don't care. Don't hurt the moneymaker. When I woke up this morning, and I obviously drank a lot last night, and I took my makeup off when I was in the shower, but I didn't take all the mascara off, so there was little black spots underneath my eyes, and for a millisecond, I was like, I have two fucking black eyes.

Oh, I wish. Imagine if KZ had to show up to work today with a broken face. I would have like 1% like, oh man, that's my friend, and she hurt herself, and 99% like, yes! Let that's my friend and she hurt herself. And 99% like, yes. Let's get the vlog going. Zero percent. It would be a great story.

Speaking of vlogs, I was watching a clip of Logan Paul. Jake Paul will be fighting his brother tomorrow night. Logan Paul got spit on by a chick. She just ran up on him. Spit on Logan. Why? Because she just doesn't like him. What a wild thing to do to someone that you don't like.

It was actually a great clip. He was very smart about it, very calm. I don't think it's that wild. I think it makes sense. It's an old school thing to do. I don't know. That's an extreme move. Would you spit on somebody?

Would I? Wouldn't you if you didn't like them? No, but I do get the... Because it's just so disrespectful. Yeah, but I mean it's respectful i reserve that like to do that to someone you just like don't like their internet yeah that's you know well i don't know you gotta have like deep hatred to spit on somebody i think i disagree actually it's probably the opposite a little bit slow i want to spit on that car

did you see that actually do with those the clip where the guy like it was in new york the subway and he spit through the door and the guy pried the subway door open. Beat the fuck out of him. Beat the fuck out of that guy. Yeah, he tried to get cute right as the door closed and it was like boop boop and he pulled it back open and killed him. It was like a 20 foot height difference. He was forced to just open up the subway door. Logan and his team ran after the chick and tracked her down and he was like, I just want you to know like i'm cool with you i like you in the

future don't spit on people and she was such a bitch back she was just like uh okay well like i don't really respect you and he was like that's fine that's fine i respect you i'm not gonna do anything i'm not gonna say anything like just don't spit on people and his boy uh mike who was on our show um he was not there like he didn't see it happen he was like i would have fucking like swung on this chick. So Logan showed incredible restraint. But on his show, he said the camera's cut.

And he said to her, in the future, don't spit on people. And if you do, run faster. Because we caught you very, very quickly. I don't know. I'd like to say I wouldn't fucking hit a teenage girl.

But you spit on someone. I feel like all bets like a teenage girl, but you spit on someone. I feel like all bets are off. Nah, you spit back. You hit the spit off. I think that I would just fucking turn and swing. I feel like spitting on someone is really only if it's a personal retaliation. Well, you know what? I feel like spitting

actually happens more like someone spills a drink on you at the bar and you just snap. It's like you should probably reserve it for the worst of the worst. But I bet you most spitting incidents are on a whim where people are just mad like strangers.

You say that it's on a whim. Have you ever seen that happen in a bar? I see people hit people way more than I see just spitting. Oh, I feel like I've seen someone spit at a bar. Have you ever seen that happen in a bar? I see people hit people way more than I see just spitting. Oh, I feel like I've seen someone spit at a bar. No. I don't think that I have. No. Like, in real life, like at a bar fight or even just, like, walking down, I feel like

you react more by wanting to punch somebody or slap somebody than you see them spit. I mean, there is a reason why it's regarded as, it's like a do not do thing. You know? It's like the no fly list. Oh, nice. When Roberto Clemente did that, he spit on the umpire. Yeah, Roberto.

He could have punched that umpire and got less of a reaction. Spitting on someone is just weird. That's why he wasn't a first battle hall of famer. Because of that? Yeah. I'm okay with that one. You got to sit this one out. And also you're sitting with the meth, you fucking asshole.

By the way, our girl from the tattoo shop that we should be going to she's listening right now she just texted me and she said please tell me that that didn't happen at our shop i was like no no yeah let me make it very clear that was my reaction when i walked in i was like i thought i thought that we had i know well that's why we're stupid for not going right well we're assholes because i should have texted her yesterday when i know we were talking about it but i waited till after the chain smokmokers concert. It was like midnight. I was like, hey.

And she was like, I'm asleep. My phone turned down or whatever. But no, it was not her place. We just need to go there tonight. I would like to do that tonight. You're going to get inked up? Got a new one on deck? No, I haven't really thought of anything.

But I might. Yeah. I don't know where I would put it. I'm not touching my left arm. That's that guy's. But I would get a new artist to not touching my left arm. That's that guy's, but if I would do, I would get a new artist to do something on a completely different body. Do you have a championship

ring tattoo? No. Are you going to get one? Probably not. Really? Yeah, because I can just wear mine. True. If you want to see it. Have it in real life. I have it. Don't need the picture of it. I don't need a tattoo of it. I guess that makes sense. Let's get to some calls. We haven't taken any all day. 833-85-SNOOL.

Pete from Atlanta is on the line talking tattoos. What's up, Pete? Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, what's up? All right, so I got two ridiculous tattoo stories. First one, I was trying to impress this girl who is now my fiancee. They get married in a few months.

So I guess it all works out in the end. But Friday the 13th deal, get a tattoo for $13 at one of my buddy's shops. And I decided to be one of those kids that doesn't really give a fuck about himself. Stolen cold silver. I get a shamrock tramp stamp. Ooh, the nail tramp stamp is a wild move. For $13.

I don't mind the Shamrock. I'll never criticize the male tramp stamp, A, because Chaps has one, correct? Yeah. Who else has one that would just beat the fuck out of you if you ever said something about male tramp stamps? Who? Brock Lesnar. Huh.

Like, he would just... He also has a sword going down his throat. He has a sword. Jared, I want to be clear aboutnar. Huh. Like, he would just... He also has a sword going down his throat. He has a sword. Jared, I want to be clear about something. Sure. I don't care that Brock Lesnar has a male tramp stamp. They're not good. I mean, he...

It does not matter that Brock Lesnar has one. I think it definitely matters. It doesn't matter. It is true. It definitely matters. I mean, I'm not going to, like, walk up to Brock Lesnar and be like, Hey, what's up, you fucking pussy with your brick? Don't get me wrong.

I'm a coward. I wouldn't say that in face. But if we had Brock Lesnar sitting on like, hey, what's up? Don't get me wrong. I'm a coward. I wouldn't say that. That doesn't make me change my opinion on No. That doesn't make male tramp stamps better. No, it definitely doesn't. It doesn't make them better. It's not like Brock Lesnar got a male tramp stamp and changed society's view on male tramp stamps.

I bet you Brock Lesnar fucking hates his male tramp stamp. I don't know. Is there anybody any guy that could get one and be okay? It's terrible. I think Brad Pitt could do something. Leonardo DiCaprio, maybe? I don't know. Doesn't Ben Affleck have a huge back piece?

He has like a phoenix on his back. His back tattoo is banana. It's crazy. It's the most out of place thing. It makes no sense. It's great. It's the only thing anyone should ever talk about. For an actor that's attractive, that's the only thing anyone should ever talk about. For an actor

that's attractive that's probably going to do multiple shirtless scenes, dragon tattoo, on the back, is kind of crazy. But they can make anything go away.

Yeah, they can. But still, it's just like, we should start every show like, hey, it's another Ritchie KC radio, by the way,

remember? Yeah. Don't forget, Ben Affleck has a fucking phoenix on his entire back. And every time there's pictures,

like paparazzi pictures that come up, the internet still loses its mind, and you know how bad it is. Alex from Canada, what do you got on tats? Hey, what's going on, guys? How are you? Hi, quick story about a drunken tattoo. I was in the 12th grade, and I was with four or five guys at one volleyball tournament. It's a small town, not an important tournament at all.

We went back and we made that top-ten drink. I ended up drinking a bottle at Captain Morgan. Our buddy's older brother discovered a tattoo that just spotted a gun. And my buddy and I decided that I needed to get a tattoo of our high school's addition onto our bag. Sorry, Brian had to let you go. I couldn't hear anything there. All I know is that you were saying something about a volleyball team and Captain Morgan. That's probably the recipe for a bad tattoo.

What do you think percentage of tattoos are drunk? A lot of places won't do them if you're drunk, right? Yeah. They say that, but I've never gotten a sober tattoo. I feel like physically shit-faced, you're not going to get like they say that yeah like like i've never got a super tattoo shit face you're not gonna get it but i feel like everybody has a couple drinks in them first that's what they say about skydiving guess what i was my first one i was very drunk for my first one i passed out my first one willie style yeah i passed out uh because the dude first of all like my first, the one that's on my leg, the artist was like junked out on heroin. He didn't actually have his license.

I wasn't old enough to do it. I was drinking like Captain Morgan's. And because he wasn't a real tattoo artist, it's on the back of my right calf. He had me balancing on one leg, standing up with my leg kicked back to him sitting in a chair so in addition to anticipating the pain of a tattoo for the first time being drunk and uh balancing on one leg i was like i i passed out that seems all wrong yeah every part of it seems like that's not what i'm like because he wasn't a professional tattoo artist and he was also on drugs,

he was definitely going deeper into the skin than he had to. Jesus Christ. So, like, he just chewed the fuck out of it. Like, it's all, yeah. It doesn't look bad. I got it fixed. Like, it doesn't look as bad now as it did when I first got it. But, yeah, everyone that I've gotten since then, I haven't drank for those.

I feel like as we talk more and more about tattoos, I'm eventually going to cut the cape. No, I mean, like, don't let my... No, I know I'm saying that. I'm going to do it. Oh, you're going to. Okay. Just talking about it. Yeah.

Normalizing it. You kind of have to. It'll happen eventually. Yeah. We got a poop story. You want that, Casey? I know how much you love that. I mean, do you ever care if I want it or not?

Nope. Don't care about anything you have to say or think. Frank from New Jersey, what's up? What's going on, guys? Can you hear me frank from new jersey what's up what's going on guys can you hear me yep oh yeah what's going on what's up guys all right so yeah listen to the uh kfc podcast is that dying laughing over spice poop fiasco sorry man but that was hysterical all four of them wasn't great great. Yep. You were. I appreciate that. Yep. We have a pretty crazy poop story about getting pooped on twice

by the same person. Oh, jeez. Oh, my God. By a person? I thought you were saying like a bird or something. God damn, how are other humans

shitting on you? It involves the act of anal on a female. Oh, that's, that's, yeah, that's not great. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest.

Frank. Frank. Frank. Frank. Frank, let me... I don't think we can do this like a live thing. Yeah.

I don't mean to hang up on you, Frank, but I don't know if we could talk about anal mishaps to that degree. I think earlier there was a kid in the crowd. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot. So I don't mean to hang up on you, but that is a little bit too much. I'm drinking my Truly right now. I got a little wild berry going. Truly is the best way

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To my knowledge, I don't think the dollar amount matters. I think it's their way of trying to communicate with you. Some girl just now asked me for $6.50 for a drink. I hate that. I don't fucking understand it. I hate it. I didn't fucking understand it. Hated. I didn't realize this until I interviewed Drew Pomeranz,

and he doesn't have his DMs open on anything, but he was like, yeah, people would Venmo request me just to tell me how much I sucked. And I was like, that makes sense. That's the only way to get to you. Hit you up on your LinkedIn. I'll find any way to be like, you suck.

Yeah. I hate the people who think it's funny. I think it's the lamest fucking shtick in the world. People just ask me for a coffee. They're not even making jokes like, can I have a coffee? Literally, for a drink with a question mark. I loathe you if you do that. The only people I

fucking loathe more are the Jesus freaks on the beach today. They came by here before. I'm going to go buy a gun and I'm going to fucking kill those people. I'm going to buy a gun and I'm going to shoot them. I'm not even joking. I'm going to go buy a gun and i'm gonna fucking kill those people i'm gonna buy a gun and i'm gonna shoot them i'm not even joking i'm gonna go buy a gun and kill those people i find them probably they're walking up and down the beach kevin if they do end up dead not by you and you just said that on if they end up dead it's gonna be by me because i'm gonna buy a gun and kill them not joking not even a little bit i hate them they were walking up and down the beach with their

stupid fucking signs and uh and uh they just make a a megaphone ruining everyone's day at the beach. Yeah, they ruined the vibe. It's the only thing. There were these little kids burying each other in the sand, and there was this couple making out, and there was people playing the ball and shit, swimming, and he's just like, Jesus is here. You need to repent for your sins. And their shirt said, Holiness.

They were all over the pier. Fuck them. Santa Monica. They're just dudes speaking into the wind. No one is paying attention to you. No one is listening to you. I'm just trying to... You think you're converting anybody? You're turning

people off. I think that... We got Kulf Casey coming out. It's doing the exact opposite. I don't think that they're actually trying to do it. I think they're legitimate crazy people. People that are actually, like, you know, that are Christians,

go to church, whatever, are not going to be doing that. It makes you a little nervous, though, doesn't it? What? When they're like, you're going to burn in hell, you're like, oh, shit. No. I hadn't thought about that in a little while.

No, their shirt said holiness or hell, and I was like, option B, bubble in B on the scan bar. Oh, I don't want to be in hell. I don't want to be in hell, but I don't want to be holy. That's what I mean. Like, I don't even think about it,

and I see them, and I'm like, shit, I am going to be right. John, hell's not real. Yes, it is. But if it is, it's going to stink to be there. It's not real. And that's where I'll be. There is no eternal damnation. You don't have to worry about it.

I totally agree with you. So then you're good. But also maybe it is there. There is just no way people burn in hell. I spent my fucking eternity in hell. This is one of those things that I was explaining it. Like you don't have to believe in heaven and hell. We're not getting into this whole thing. But for me, if like I

can live my life thinking that if I do have that option that I'm going to be in heaven and I live my life happier because of that, even if it's not real, which I think that it is, like why would you not want to live happier? Like I don't want to live my life being like fuck, if it is real, like I'm going to go to hell. I'd rather think, oh, if I when I die. You why would you not want to live happier? I don't want to live my life being like, fuck, if it is real, I'm going to go to hell. I'd rather think, oh,

when I die... You know who's going to go to hell? Pascal Pager, it makes sense. Those fucking people. Because you know what the difference is? They're all over New York, but New York sucks. They blend in with the noise. I'm on the subway, and there's this guy, this homeless guy pissing, this guy's jerking off, there's a pile of shit on the floor,

it's crowded, It's all terrible. And then there's the Jesus friend. Oh, God. Yeah, exactly. I'm already hanging around in Feidelberg in New York. These people are screaming in my face. No big deal. I'm on the beach in beautiful Miami. It's like, you know, just buy somebody who paid their life savings

to take a trip down here, and you got these assholes repent or die. Fuck off. It's like the very extreme of anything. It's like the very extreme of anything. It's like super extreme conservatives or liberals. Like, they're fucking crazy people. Yeah, they deserve the worst of the worst. And you know what?

There was probably someone sitting on the beach who was like, I could use some, like, God in my life. Maybe I'm going to go to church. And then those assholes came by with their stupid fucking posters, and they were like, you know what? Fuck this. I'm not getting down with that. Yeah, you don't want to guilt people into it. That's all religion is,

is guilting people into it. Not all of it. That's not true. It's just not true. It's a lot of it. It is a lot of it. I'm very rare on Casey's side as it pertains to this argument. I'm on Casey's side on this one. If you guilt me into it, absolutely not. But if you just open my mind to it a little bit, maybe I could be

talked into it? Probably not. Yeah, but it's just very few people do it the little bit, maybe I could be talked into it? Probably not. It's just very few people do it the right way. You grease the skids better to the conversation. Well, it's like anything else. You've got to trick someone into thinking it's their idea. We used to do that with Dave a lot, where we'd be like, we should do this, and he'd be like, fuck that, no way. And then we'd just kind of talk about it, and then six months

later, he'd be like, yo, guys, new idea. We're going to do this. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. We said that to Cliff. You basically just have to tell me once. And then you don't want to do it? I could become Jewish in a heartbeat. You want to come to Hillsong with me? This is the way the religion works. Do I have to go?

Can I just say I do Hillsong? No. You can watch it at home. You can watch it at home? There's scripted TV. I'm going to watch fucking church. Well, you don't want to go.

Watching church? Watching church is crazy town. Crazy? No, no, no. You ever watch like a TED Talk? It's the same idea. What are you talking about? He's talking.

I'm not... I am not watching church. I'm not watching church. I'll never watch... It's not like that. You've seen Carl's stuff. It's like watching a stand-up. What is going on here?

What are you doing? Shut up. I'm just saying... What do you mean... Cut a stand-up. What is going on here? What are you doing? Shut up. I'm just saying. Cut his mic. What the fuck is going on here? It's not like you're sitting there watching a Catholic mass. You're sitting there watching him talk for 45 minutes like you watch a stand-up. Sound forward.

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