KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Rick Moranis Got Sucker Punched and Other News

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

Rick Moranis is the latest victim of anarchy. The Goddam Jets. Existing for Trevor Lawrence. Who will win the NBA title and oh yeah, Trump got COVIDYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been back. Welcome, welcome back to a Friday edition of CCK.

I'm at home. Casey's back in the studio. I'm not sure. Is the rocket there or not? I don't know. Kevin, we didn't think you were here. I'm here, baby. I'm here, baby.

Don't you worry about it. Zahn and I were prepared to have a nice little chat. I'm always ready to swoop in. I got a lot going on. I'm trying to bang out multiple one-minute mans. I'm doing the goddamn jets. And, of course, all while trying to process the news. It's a dark, dark day for America, Casey, because a man that we all know,

a man that's iconic, a man that has been in the spotlight forever, is now facing some medical issues. And I am talking about Rick Moranis getting sucker punched in the streets of New York City. What's going on? Maybe I was wrong, Casey. Maybe there is anarchy because if Rick Moranis, that quiet, sweet, little, gentle soul with the glasses and the nerd status and the movie library that he has, if he can't safely walk the streets of New York City without getting sucker punched in the face, well, maybe there is

anarchy. And my heart goes out to the Moranis family. That man needs to be protected at all costs. And whoever sucker punched him deserves the electric chair I can't even fathom doing that to that man I know some of you probably don't even know Casey I don't even know if you know the extent of Rick Moranis but honey I shrunk the kids Spaceballs, Ghostbusters, Little Giants I mean the list goes on and on

he's Barney Rubble in the Flintstones for fuck's sake he is a goddamn legend and a sweet sweet man and anybody who could sucker punch him in the face is an absolute fucking animal so animal any other news to talk about today i don't think so i by the way just just so you know what's going on in this this studio right now like people just forget that i guess if you're not here radio is just not happening i just got bombarded in the studio and shit thrown at me, so I didn't hear anything that you just said. I mean, it was like Brandon Walker and Jack Mack just walked in here as if there's just not a national radio show going on, and I was getting clothes thrown at me.

So, I apologize. Poor Rick Moranis. I feel very bad for him. You and Rick Moranis both getting fucking bombarded with shit. I feel bad for both of you. Yeah, no, I can't believe he got sucker punched. I mean, like you said, he's just the sweetest looking guy. But I didn't hear anything else that you said because apparently I also am just going to be caught in the crossfires of New York City.

It's anarchy in this building right now is what it is. What, they were just fucking with you? Just decided to throw things? No, it's this whole thing. Like, Brandon tried to get me to thirst trap into Mike Leach. This is not important. Basically, I refuse to wear any Mississippi State gear because Mississippi State is in the same division as A&M. I'm not a Benedict Arnold.

And I guess Mississippi State sent me a bunch of clothes and Brandon's mad about it. It's not important whatsoever. But for some reason, he felt at 2.02 right as our radio show was showing that this is the time to give it to me. So let's talk about Trump, should we? Let's talk about the news of the day. I'm so mad at myself because I was up late because I was coming down from the fucking electrical roller coaster series I was on after the goddamn Jets. We'll talk about them in a little bit so i actually was up at that hour i was like getting into bed and i was going to sleep but i definitely saw 1am on my phone i guess i just wasn't on twitter at the very end of the night

uh which i guess is a good thing because i probably would have been up to like three just fucking tweeting and reading and going crazy over the news. But yeah, late last night, obviously by now everyone knows. So I had woken up to it, which is always a weird thing. Waking up to news is a funny feeling because for anybody, but specifically for Barstool, where ordinarily I would say the bulk of us who actually do work around here, we don't miss anything. Anything, right. We hear the news.

Maybe we don't see it firsthand. But within a matter of, you know, five minutes, you're up. You're on the up of what's going on. So to wake up to news where you're like technically, you know, six hours late, I wake up at 7 a.m. and I see I pop on Instagram real quick. Oh, you went Instagram first. Yeah, which is weird. That is a weird one. I don't know. Oh, you went Instagram first. Yeah, which is weird. That is a weird one.

I don't know. Maybe I didn't do first. No, I definitely didn't. You know, it is funny. I don't remember, but I'm so addicted to Twitter, I had to do Twitter first. But I think I probably popped open my mentions, and my mentions right now are all Jets nightmare stuff.

So that's probably why it didn't jump out at me right away. I open up IG i see a comedian like charade small who's going to be on kfc radio soon and he put up a his his instagram was just a screenshot of a of like cnn's headline and his caption said a dream that you dream will come true he's obviously like a hardcore liberal hates trump and i and so i still didn't know because i was like, wait, is this like a Photoshop or fake news? And he's saying he wants it to come true. But, you know, I started to get like the spider sense tingling and being like, wait a second. Wait a second. Is this real?

Then I go back to the old bird and I see, you know, it is confirmed. And I mean, that is the news of the you said it in one minute man the millennium or the millennial or whatever you said it probably is like since maybe bin laden since we got bin laden that's the biggest news it just doesn't feel so i was awake when it happened i was watching the the brewers dodgers game which, which, by the way, the fact that, and I understand it's West Coast, but first pitches on the East Coast at like 10, 15, just unnecessary. Yeah, what time did that game end? Holy shit.

I can't even remember. We'll talk about the problem with baseball. There's actually, I didn't know, I didn't know it was such a thing, but there is too much baseball going on right now. Yeah, so I was awake for that. I also was absolutely delirious because we were in Texas yesterday for the pro football football show and I don't get up early in the morning and I had to be in a car at 515. I'm not a grown ass adult. I can't I can't function. So I was forcing myself to stay awake when I saw the tweet. I thought it was all fake too because I was like, am I dreaming this? Am I just so tired right now that this is fake? And then my friends who were also watching the game, who we've been texting back and forth, they're like, holy shit, are you seeing that Trump and Melania have COVID? And I just put my phone down and thought the same thing that you

said on One Minute Man. This movie that is playing out this year is so unbelievable. And for me, my first thought was conspiracy theory. My first thought was that this has to be something that is going to be used in the voting and in the election. Not that he actually has it. Now, I don't know if that's the case. I've gone back and forth in my head, but that was my first thought. I I it was not my. Yes, it was my first thought. But I was certainly on that train and I I honestly don't think it's even that far-fetched. I think anything is possible. Hang on.

I'm actually just trying to get Skype up for you so you can see my beautiful face. I do. I want to see your beautiful face, Kevin. But, no, I did. It took me a second to process it. Yeah, no, but listen. I think it's such a weird thing, and the fact that it was broken on Twitter, and the fact that Shams was right alongside it, like NBA Insider is the one who has the news at the same exact time.

I just feel like it leaves the door open for the possibility of like, this just seems weird and fishy and the timing, and I don't know if there's anything that could be gained. I don't know if there's much positive to say you have a deadly disease right before people are going to elect you into a position of power or responsibility. But if you can beat it in two weeks and still have time before the election and be viewed as like a hero or something, I just wouldn't put it past anybody in politics or anybody to do grimy and shiesty things in the year 2020. If there's money on the line, if there's power on the line, if there's pride and reputations. Egos, the whole thing. Yeah, egos.

If there is a way, because right now, one of the centerpieces of this is who's physically capable and able and healthy and who's demented and who's not and who can talk and all this shit? It sounds like a wild risk maybe, but if it could be like I had it and beat it and look, I will lead you and you'll be safe. Who fucking knows, Casey? I feel like – and you just mentioned all those things about politicians. I feel one of the things I feel like everybody can agree with is that politicians, whether they're far right, far left, anywhere in between, will do anything to win. And it's not me sitting up here saying, like, well, because it's Trump, I think this or because it's Biden, I think this. I just feel like in politics, especially right now with everything that's on the line, that my tinfoil hat is just going to come on. Now, of course, I don't want anybody to get the virus.

I never wanted anybody to get the virus. I wish the virus didn't exist. No shit. So if they are struggling with the virus as human beings, I'm like, well, that fucking sucks. Like all the people that are on Twitter right now celebrating that he might die. You just you're a bunch of assholes. I don't care who you are. Like it's a human being. But beside the point, all of this to me feels so strange because the debate was last week

and then there was all the rumors on Biden canceling the next debate. But it was really Trump canceling the next debate. And then they get this. And like you said, it was broken on basically NBA Twitter. It just feels all so weird. But then again, we're living in 2020 where i think everything is weird so maybe if this was like an isolated incident i wouldn't think that but just right now the way that twitter on both sides are going at each other and one's celebrating and one is acting like he's already

dead it's just like i don't i don't even know how to process it and i'm okay i'm probably not even gonna try there's there there is a ton to unpack on top of like the fact that we like we are we probably need to unpack that. It's just a sitting president who at the age of 74 who does, you know, have some cholesterol and blood pressure issues and whatnot. Like maybe we need to actually talk about what could potentially happen here. But the the it's almost like you got to react to the the news or the actual issue, you know? The news of it all is crazy because, you know, people saying that Shams, like, broke the news. If you're one of the people out here who's splitting hairs, saying, no, no, no, Donald Trump actually posted it 15 seconds before him,

you suck. You're so fucking lame. You are the wettest blanket in the world. Whether or not he literally was the first tweet is not the point. The point is that like he had the news. It's not like he saw it and had, and within 15 seconds was able to like craft that tweet and put it up. Like dude had the info and got it out basically the same time as the president did.

I'm dialing up. I'm about to pop on. You're about to see this mug right here. Let's see that pretty face. There I am. What up, girl? What the fuck is wrong with your headset? It's broken.

Yeah. I mean, this is a visual. It's been this way for about a month. You've said that, but I didn't think that I realized how ridiculous you really look. Yeah. Well, you know what's funny?

It's swinging in your face. I didn't even think about it. Yeah, for the people at home just listening, my right headphone earphone is broken, and it literally swings like a fucking grandfather clock. That's exactly what it looks like, like a metronome. But the messy hair is on point. Good for you. Thank you.

I definitely need a haircut. I've got a full-blown mullet at this point. But for the people who don't follow Donald Trump. There's a lot of them to break it to the sports world and to the pop culture world, to the normal people of the world. Shams was right there at the exact moment, had the news. And whether or not he was literally first news that is going out to the people from a guy who you're usually getting your nba free agency news from who by the by by the by did you know he's only 26 no i learned that from your video this morning i thought he was i would have said

late 30s at the youngest i thought you know he always looked young um and i never i never saw around for so long well that's the thing. He was like 23 when he was really getting into the mix and going like toe to toe with Woj and ESPN and I had never seen it but once I saw footage of his appearance on pardon my take when I was doing like research

for this morning and he's got like a leather bomber jacket on. Clearly a young dude like had his hair done. I was like oh yeah this dude is he's young. He's actually a pretty good looking guy like he's got style then i you know i just never i never really saw him i just saw the name and i just saw the fact that he was going toe-to-toe with whoa i just assumed he was kind of like woge you know like an older guy i always assume that i really do when it comes to the media like that which is bad on me because we're all i mean objectively young but i when you said

he was 26 i just but going back to the fact that he's 26 years old he obviously has billions of sources in the sports world nba twitter is always crazy the off season always is dramatic the woge bombs or whatever how did he get this information and you're absolutely right i don't care who was first the fact that i saw it on twitter from him from him yeah i follow more people who are in sports and in politics that's just i'm not a politics person i have my own political beliefs that will never come out when i'm talking about sports so on my twitter timeline i'm seeing more people quote tweeting him than the actual president united states because i don't follow people in politics for the most part so So, however, and I mean, like I said, I was seeing it in real time because I was still awake.

However you feel about it, the fact that he was even in the mix to be one of the first people is crazy. It's not some CNN or Fox or MSNBC or anything else like that person who could potentially get a scoop. It's an NBA guy. Zod, did you see it in real time? I saw it at 4 a.m. this morning when I woke up. Oh, because you have to get up super early. Yeah, I go to bed at like 8. At 8?

Yeah, 8, 9 o'clock. Oh, good for you. I should maybe. So you saw it at 4 a.m. Did you see it from Trump first or did you see it from? No, from Shams. I follow Shams. It's crazy, right?

I didn't see it from? No, from Shams. I follow Shams. It's crazy, right? I didn't see it from Trump, yep. And then everybody that's texting me about it is saying, you know, go look at Trump's Twitter. And then Melania tweeted it and everything else. But I just do not understand how somebody who breaks sports news got that information. It makes absolutely no sense. I think Kevin might have died. Did we all? Whoops.

Oh, I didn't even see that. Yeah, I don't know what Kevin. Oh, whoops. I didn't even see that. Yeah, I don't know what's happening. Yeah, no. No, but it's insane. It's insane, though, because, I mean, he's an NBA guy, and it's the President of the United States, middle of the night. Crazy. Yeah, and like I said, whether you love him, hate him,

any feeling in between, it's still a massive story that the President of the United States. Most important man on the planet. Right, has the virus that the global of the United States most most important man on the planet right has the virus that the global pandemic has been about and of course it does I mean we can say for what it is like it does play into it that he kind of downplayed the virus the whole time it'd be different if he was on the opposite side of that him making the comments about the masks that by with Biden the other night at the the debate but at the same time, the people who were like, I hope he dies,

they can't be doing that either. That's insane. I mean, the man has a family. What are you going to do about all the kids? Did you see the weird thing that the military did? No. So apparently last night they held the one drill. There's this plane that sets off all the ballistic missiles and all that.

So they flew two of those on each one of the coasts, on the East Coast and all that. So they flew two of those on each one of the coasts, on the East Coast and West Coast. And there's some guy on Twitter that he, I think it was like a conspiracy theory guy or whatever. I don't know who the hell he is, but he picked up on that and he's like, something is happening. He must have tested positive, which was kind of weird.

How do people live without Twitter? I have no idea. The idea of living in a world and having a life where social media doesn't dictate everything you do would be absolutely amazing. Don't get me wrong. But I've been on this, and I mean, I love Twitter. I think Twitter is incredible for so many different reasons. I also hate Twitter for those same reasons. But how do people get their news?

Where do you get your news, like breaking news and stuff? I've been saying that for a long time. Like I convinced my dad to get a Twitter. I really wish that I wouldn't have now. But I convinced him to get it just to read the news. So like last night, if you, I guess most people were probably asleep, at least on the East Coast, because most people get up early. But you just wake up and see it on TV? But even that, do they record, are they live, like actual, like middle of the night type of stuff?

I thought like live programming ends at a particular point, and then they do reruns of news and stuff, right? Now that I think about it, so like I said, I was watching the Brewers-Dodgers game, and it happened during that game, so I went to sleep as soon as that game was over, and I don't think they interrupted the broadcast or anything, and if they did, I don't remember it.

I'm back, by the way. Oh, you're back. Yeah, sorry about that. That's okay. Where were we at? Well, we were just saying, Zah and I were talking about how, I know you're a huge Twitter fan too, but I was saying unless I miss it because I was exhausted

and delirious or whatever, if you don't have Twitter, how do you find out that stuff right away? Because I don't think they interrupted the ESPN broadcast of that baseball game last night, and we all found out from Twitter. So what do you do? Maybe some people have like alerts on if you have like a Fox News app or CNN app or something like that.

But you got to be, you know, for I would imagine for our parents and people of that generation who maybe aren't so tech savvy, you're probably finding that out in the morning when you put on like your local news or whatever. But that's what I was saying, too. It's like, do people just wake up and put on like your local news or whatever. But that's what Zah and I were saying too. It's like do people just like wake up and put on local news still? I think old people probably do, right? Yeah. I mean, you know, like the same way we roll over.

I mean, what do you do when you wake up? I mean, my phone's in my hand instantly. Oh, my phone's in my – I mean, I sleep with my phone in my bed. Like I have like a long – unless I'm sleeping next to somebody, then that's a whole different thing. But we're not going to get into that. Like I have a long cable that like comes like from behind my bed like through my headboard so it's just like in the middle of my bed because that's how I know for sure I'm gonna wake up but I turn it on do not disturb so it can't disturb me all night and

then my first thing is I roll over and my I think it's so unhealthy it is so unhealthy I mean I try not to do it I'm going to bed with it in my eyes, like make dark. My room is completely pitch black except for the glow of my phone. And then I finally go to sleep and then it, my alarm rings. And the first thing I'm doing, you need, first of all,

you need blue light glasses. Shout out Felix, gray.com slash jet there. You know, just go take a look over there. But anyways, um, I sleep with a TV on most of the time too,

because I just, I like noise. So like the blue light doesn't bother me as much But I try not to look at it as It's not the last thing I'm doing before I go to sleep But it's definitely the first thing I do in the morning Because my alarm goes off, it's already in my hand What am I going to do, put it back down and do something else?

Come on, that can't be What are we going to do here? And it's all autopilot Now it's just a habit I think I check my text messages. And then Twitter and then Instagram, maybe. And then if I sometimes I found like I get caught if I see something crazy on Twitter, like if I wasn't awake last night and saw the Trump news hit this morning, that would

have derailed me checking Instagram. Like I would have just been on Twitter forever. Sometimes it's the opposite where I'll check Twitter for a second and don't see anything. Go to Instagram and can get caught on Instagram. But I definitely do the one, two, three punch. Text messages, Twitter, Instagram, and then email. I mean, our lives don't revolve

around email near as much as normal people. Honestly, I'm so bad about email now. I don't look at my email. I mean, I just don't send emails, and I'm constantly in the studio and constantly on the go. I I used to do nothing but Gmail and G chat. And now I'm like, yo, if you email me, you're not going to get to me. You have to text me or like DM me on the social media apps, because that's where I'm at. And when you wake up like that, it's like seven in the morning. And like, I got my kids, they're laying next to me in my bed and i'm like all right let's start the day and instead i've got to like dive into the details and figure out what's happening and get the tweets off and i'm planning one minute man it's like oh god we're there's not even like i can't even ease into the day we're starting it up let's fucking go i have gotten a lot better with that if i'm

you know if i'm dating somebody like i used to be especially when i first started at barstool like if as soon as I would wake up I was like all right I've got to dive in all this now if like I'm sleeping in bed with somebody I will check it to make sure I haven't like missed anything from a text message or like a human being standpoint I won't immediately go check my apps I have been getting better at that because now it's like okay like I have somebody here that I would rather talk to than go and look at random people on twitter and instagram unless it's things like today which i feel like you know where it's the biggest news outside the fact that there was a global pandemic all year and think about all the crazy shit that happened with and you again you said this on one minute man with the george floyd stuff and all the rioting and all the protesting and everything now just weeks before the election

the president of the united states and like i told za i don't care if it's republican democrat libertarian whatever it doesn't matter who it is it's still the president of the united states has this disease or has this virus that's insanity and if you're not talking about it today i don't know what you're talking about because yeah well this is kind of a big deal well rick moranis and the biggest injustice in this world that Adam fucking Gay still has a job you said this on Twitter

I don't know why I was checking your Twitter so heavily this morning Kevin you must have been on my mind because I feel like I know everything you tweeted today would be the day to make big life decisions news dump go right under the radar maybe fire

adam gaze today or i don't know just anything in in sports right now as long as it's not like a real life issue you could probably get away with no one giving a fuck today you could you should like you could break personal news just put it on twitter and like nobody will know like honey honey uh like we're breaking up like put it on Twitter. Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares. We're doing the virtual 5K for Whoop. It's like me, Erica, pardon my take, like a whole thing. Break this down for me. What, do you got to run inside or something?

I don't actually know that yet, Kevin. I know it's for charity. It's for MD Anderson, which was my cancer hospital, so that's great. I didn't know there was an actual 5K involved with it. whenever all this stuff was popping off it's october 26th which also happens to be the day after my birthday so that'll just be an absolute debacle um but i was gonna write a blog today about it and like you know have me and dan with our whoops on and everything else because it is going point though right yeah it's going towards md anderson and i thought about it i was like not one person will care about that today.

Not a one that will just be lost in the sauce. We'll get to it next week. I'm so mad about goddamn Jets. I told Jackie, hey, the good thing is Thursday night games are so early. Everyone's mind is still on football going into the weekend. So we can take our time and get it out. And it won't be too late. But usually on Sunday, I like to get them out.

Because Monday, everyone's kind of moving on. And it's the week. Blah on and it's right i was like don't worry you know we can put it out tomorrow and it's like i this is gonna is anybody gonna watch this no i mean today today is just a wash because it is and i keep saying this like i don't i hate getting into politics but it is just another example of how divisive everything is right now because if you are on the left if you are on the right you know what though i will say lying today if you if you're trying to win this election man taking the high road ain't the way to do it like joe biden coming out and being like you know we got thoughts and prayers for donald and melania like we got to beat this disease when like just fucking two, three days ago.

You have to, though. I don't think you do, though. I mean, you have to, but, like, under the old rules. These are new rules. He did do the air quotes just now. I mean, obviously no one can do that. But I do, I get what you're saying. It's ruthless.

And clearly Trump, you know, went after his son on the debate. Yeah. Like, there's low blows. But at the same time. Treat others how they treat you. That is in the Bible. No, it's not. It's the opposite, Kevin. same time there's how they treat you that is in the bible no it's not it's the opposite kevin yeah well it's how you want to be treated but i think the better one is treat them how they fucking treat you and if he's a fucking asshole to you

well in the old testament it was an eye for an eye so you're yeah and i think you know what i you know what i really would have done the other cheek to be to be honest like like, I mean, what I probably, my petty self, what I would do is be like, you know, you guys are really going to elect this, like, fucking guy who's going to be dead come November 3rd? Well, that's why you can't run for office. Can I read you, let me read you the meanest, I mean, this tweet, because I said this is going to be the phoniest day you've ever seen in your life on Twitter. On both sides. On both sides, people offering up thoughts and prayers for a guy that you know deep down, if you ask them in dark places they don't talk about, you get a couple drinks of them, you ask them the truth, you give them some truth serum, they would tell you flat out they want Donald Trump to die from this

or at least be debilitated to the point that he can't function. Here's the thing, though, and find the tweet but i i will say this and i'm not just saying this because i'm trying to like you know just be a better person in general if it was opposite so say it was you know again that parties don't matter to me if it was biden that got it or it was trump that got it or obama or bush or whoever if i'm on the fence about who to vote for and I see the opposite side, like cheering for it, like you, like you would like you petty,

like you would say, but that to me would be like, what are we doing? It's like when you cheer for injuries in games, it's like, come on, man, there's a human being on the other side of it.

I understand it's like my rival, but it's like when bad things happen to the university of Texas. And I see Aggie fans being like, Oh fuck Texas. LOL. It's like, no, no,

no, no. Like there, there's a human being on that side of it. So I feel like oh fuck Texas lol it's like no no no like there there's a human being on that side of it so I feel like Biden has to do it because if there are people out there that are on the fence about who to vote for which I don't at this point I don't even know if those exist but at the same time it's like if he came out and celebrated it then he's alienating a whole side of people for sure let me say I mean Cuomo did it too i would have said each other i if you were if you were being honest about like if you could be honest about your deep dark feelings i think a

lot of these people would be like what was the famous phrase from that guy boom when that guy was like uh edelman's a tour's acl boom i think that's how these guys are really feeling i think that they if they were telling the truth, they would be happy. I get that you can't say that, but what I would have said was something along the lines of like, this is a perfect example of why you do need to wear masks and take it seriously because when you're reckless and cavalier about it, you could get the disease. And I think that that's a way to kind of like you know call him out for uh not taking it seriously and not be like dancing on graves type that's the difference too i mean this tweet i got listen this is just a random dude i'm not even going to give

his name because uh because i had said you know there are people who are going to be phony and he said you're you're you're right and that's why I'm not going to hide it. Quote, I hope the covid slowly takes over his body and he slowly slips away. Young Baron will have to say goodbye from a window to his absent father. Is this like a media member? No, no, no, no. Just a random dude. Oh, just a random ass like follower. And I think I will say I will say yankee fan scumbags but uh you know

but he's not alone there are people who do feel that way and do think that he's like that bad of a person uh i i wouldn't go as far to like root for anybody's death but i think in in the in the world of politics he's dirty and i think that taking the high road, I think you've got to fight a little dirty. And you don't do it to alienate anyone, but I think I would have said something along the lines, like I said, like Donald was just making fun of me a couple days ago. Unfortunately, he now has the disease, and I think that's a perfect example of how you should not conduct yourself around this disease, whatever word, it's some way like that. The fact that it sounds like they might have known or they knew that Hope Hicks has a positive test

and we're still traveling. These are the things I would point out. That's not like, hey, I hope he's going to fucking die, but I'll point out that, you know what, he's really not following protocol or listening or taking it seriously because, you know, I mean, the point is, if it was the other way around, Casey, Joe Biden got it. Donald Trump would be like, you know, Sleepy Joe is going to be dead in a week. How can you vote for him?

Yeah, we said this when you were disconnected, that it does it does play into the fact that Trump has not been taking this thing seriously. And again, it doesn't matter what I think, what you think, and you can draw your own conclusions. But it does play way more into the storyline that just days ago he was making fun of Biden's mask and in general has just kind of been, you know, on the side. I mean, all the quote, I mean, you can go on Twitter right now, all the quotes that he's had from all the way back into February. But I do think that the play on the opposite side is that you kind of take the high road with doing what you're saying. Like, well, yeah, no shit. Like if you wore a mask, we live in New York. New York City has been a mask place.

I, you know, I was watching Dave, by the way, complete side note. Did you see the whole thing with Dave this morning? How he went live trying to find a Starbucks and there's like 10,000 people watching him just not be able to find a Starbucks in L.A.? That's beside the point. He was going – he went live on – What's he in L.A. for? I don't know. We flew with Penn yesterday and they flew to L.A. afterwards.

So I don't know. But he was going on to talk about this and he just couldn't find Starbucks and just spent just minutes. And I mean, what? Trying to find it. But, you know, somebody said on there, like, you're not even wearing a mask in public. And he showed that there was not one single human being in West Hollywood around him. So the mask thing is such a divisive thing anyways. And Trump has been seemingly anti-mask and now he has it. So that does play into it. I just don't think that Biden or anybody on the left can come out and be like aha i told you so because then it just makes them look petty even

though everybody is petty in politics yeah i i think there is some sort of hillary clinton like i thought about that too this morning i mean when hillary like stumbled up the stairs and they were like clowning her and making fun of her and calling her weak. And, you know, I do think there's room for a middle ground. And I think they could have, you know, it was an opportunity to not even be petty about it. But, I mean, yeah, it's all petty. But to be kind of serious about it and be like, if it was me, I would say, like, I want a leader who we can trust will be there, you know, when times get tough. And if you don't take it seriously and you do get sick, you know, you can't be there. That's how I would have, like, approached it.

Did you see what Cuomo tweeted? No, what did he say? I think this is kind of what you're saying. So he said, my thoughts are with President Trump and the first lady, and I wish them a full and speedy recovery. This virus is vicious and spreads easily. Wear a mask. Let's all look out for each other. Yeah, that's what I mean.

You can get your agenda across and get your, you know, vote for me out there without necessarily being like we're going to fucking, you know, we want you to die. Right. Wishing for death. I mean, it's just not the play with this personally. I don't care who it is. But to be clear, I think if you ask these people, like, the truth, I bet you there are people who would take it as far as, like, yeah, not only do I want him, like, not in office,

I don't want him to be alive anymore. That's how crazy politics has gotten. I really think that. That's how crazy this world is. Yeah, absolutely. Let's go to our break. We have a lot of calls, by the way. Yeah, we'll get to our calls.

We'll talk Trump. We'll talk Rick Moranis. We'll talk the goddamn Jets. We have a lot of calls, by the way. Yeah, we'll get to our calls. We'll talk Trump. We'll talk Rick Moranis. We'll talk the goddamn Jets. We'll cram it all into a half hour. Baseball, the whole nine. Come on back. It's Friday on CCK. All right.

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My team is 0-4, well on their way to 0-16. If you can't step up and beat Brett fucking Rippin, Casey, as a matter of fact, if you let Brett Rippin basically shred you for three and a half quarters before Brett fucking Rippin finally started playing like Brett fucking Rippin should have been all day long, you can rest assured that your team is probably never going to win a game.

I'm not going to go through the whole schedule right now because that's boring, but I did do it a couple days ago, and I remember thinking, the Broncos are really the only shot we've got, and they play like one or two other teams that are pretty bad, and the rest is games they either will get blown the fuck out in or certainly are going to be the underdog in. So that's terrible. That game was electric. It was fun though.

It was fun. It was electric from a dumpster fire standpoint. For Thursday Night Football, that's about as good as it's going to get. Oh, yeah. So there's a girl that listens to the dime package. And I said it a couple weeks ago. I think it was the patriots game that was the sunday night football game and i said a little sunday night football porn so now it's become like a thing on the podcast and she said this is thursday night football porn and then she followed it up with

like in the worst way possible it's like the porn that you can't stop watching but it's still like all right well but the i don't know if you saw this, but we put out a Thursday night preview from the Pro Football Football Show. I'm assuming you just, you don't check that content out very often. But I asked the boys if they would rather have Trevor Lawrence or Sam Darnold and Dave had to actually think about it.

He said he's not completely sold that Sam Darnold's not the guy. And Dion and Dan and I were like, what are you talking about? I'm stunned that's coming from Dave. Gabe's always been down on him. We talked about this for a long time. He said he thinks he turns the ball over too much.

He's always kind of been low on him. I can't believe. It was a very strange moment. We put out the clip last night and I said, I asked, do you think that they should tank for Trevor? And Deion said, well, they don't have to. And you know do you think that they should tank for trevor and deon said well they don't have to and i said okay should they just exist for trevor yeah at this point like the jets just need to exist for him and sam didn't look horrific last night no

okay here here is i it's it's hard to articulate sam darnold is not the problem but he's not not the problem and at some point you have to a give him some of the blame as well you can't just completely absolve him of all blame and b it's more of the entire situation even if you don't know if Sam Darnold isn't the guy by the time you get a new coach in get a new system draft some people and hopefully they pan out, make some free agent signings and hopefully they work and then let him get his feet underneath him. By now we're talking about like his fifth year in the league and he's got to like unlearn what Adam Gase has done and get his confidence back up.

And then you've got to pay him all that. I mean, it's just it's just it's too much of a mess. And it's it's almost a timing issue as much of a talent issue. And so if you have all this building to do, you might as well just reset the clock and start over with a guy who's a rookie and not and start with a new coach and the quarterback on the same page. And a guy who at least if you're taking the word of every analyst and scout and shit, is the better prospect. I fully admit Sam Darnold could go elsewhere and be like Ryan Tannehill, but even better. Tannehill is winning, but I don't think it's really because of him. I think he's just doing a good job with the system that Vrabel is giving him.

I think Darnold could potentially be potentially be you know you're not winning in spite of him you're winning because of him elsewhere but it's just not gonna be here so let's just be fucking honest about the situation because if you watch that game there are times where he's overthrowing the ball and third downs like passes that are just not even close and you know it's only a couple times here and there but but it's like, you know, that's not getting any better. I haven't seen, like, any progress. And I'm sure it's a whole litany of things, and it's all coming down on him at once.

And so, of course, you know, you've got to give him some room for error, but there's too much of it, and there's too many problems. So just let's be honest. Let's fucking start. you know yes here's the question casey like will sam donald win a super bowl with the jets no and if and if the answer is a no or a really like i can't see how it's gonna happen then move on yeah no i completely agree because the last thing you want is to give him big money or even like close to big money he's not playing well enough to deserve a Dak Prescott contract,

but if he's commanding enough and you give him a long-term deal, that is true football hell when you are in quarterback purgatory like that. Yeah. I'll be honest. There's a lot of reasons that I'd prefer the politics world not be on fire, but one of my very small microcosm selfish reasons that I'm not happy that we are dealing with the Trump and Melania covid situation, because I was really hoping that I would get a just a screaming Friday edition of CCK about football, which is always fun. Like, I mean, it's it's not fun when it's your team.

And I've done it all week with A&M almost losing to Vanderbilt. But I really you know, it's kind of selfish that they dumped this politics news on us today. They robbed the listeners. They robbed you and the listeners. They robbed us. And it's a big weekend in football. And I feel like now that this whole Trump thing has completely taken over and everything else doesn't matter, it's just selfish. I mean, I wanted to talk about sports today. That's what I wanted to do.

Well, I can't. I mean, you can't force these things. But a new episode of the goddamn Jets is up right now. And, I mean, let me see if I can – I just clipped this because I'm going to play it for a – for my promo. I mean, let me see if you can even hear this. It might – You want to email it to me, Kev? After Nick Mullins? These are bad, bad, bad players on bad teams that are better than all the bad players on bad teams.

Do you want to email this to me, Kev? Yeah, I'll send it over. I can hear it. I can hear it. Yeah, I mean, I want it through the full. The people probably can't hear it yet. Yeah, let me send that to Zah. I just texted it to you.

It's just a quick clip of, I mean, at one point, it was Brett Rippin all goddamn night, and then they put in Jeff Driscoll, and they're like, yeah, they want to put in Driscoll for his legs like he's fucking Mike Vick in 2004 or something, and then he keeps it and gets the first half. I mean, it was like, how are these guys who are bad players beating us and beating us like putting up? Don't get me started, Casey. Don't get me started. I. Don't get me started. I know it. This is what I was really hoping for.

But in the end, it was good. It was the best case scenario. Because the one thing I hate, Casey, is that I don't get to watch, like, fun football. I don't even get, like, first downs and shit. We were scoring. We almost scored 30 entire points in a game, Casey. Can you believe that? I can't.

And so we get a fun game that was entertaining, and we still get to keep the 0-16 tank dream alive, and I hope that at least... It's no longer a tank. It's no longer a tank. It's just B. I think that we at least are a step closer to getting rid of Adam Gase.

I can't believe that that is not enough, but apparently we still need to do more. I don't know. They say the logic coming out of the organization, if you believe these sources, is saying that uncertainty in the coaching position is bad and not good for Sam Darnold, and it's like ordinarilyarily, I would agree. But this is the one scenario where I think

full-blown uncertainty for the future is better than what Adam Gase is going to give you because it is certainly going to be failure. So at least give me the wild card and the potential for something good because right now we know exactly what we're going to get with Adam Gase and what you're not going to get

and what you're not going to get is competent coaching and winning football that's true I mean go off anyway let's let's go to calls because I know people want to talk about Trump more than anything um I do let me just say before we go to a call what I think is so funny is because of of the Twitter element and and Shams and and uh how much attention Donald Trump's tweet is getting people are talking about how many retweets and how much attention Donald Trump's tweet is getting. People are talking about how many retweets and how many favorites. In an article that was like a real article talking about, like, the disease and health and the politics of it all,

at the end there was this little bullet, and it said, Previously, the president's most liked tweet was a 2019 tweet announcing that rapper A$AP Rocky was released from prison and on his way home to the US from Sweden. Like, that was part of the news for this whole fiasco. It is crazy, guys. I mean, we're living in a reality TV

show. I mean, that's just what we're doing. It is season 244 of America, and anything can happen. Let's hit the calls. Anything. Let's go to our guy Dominican Dylan. Why not? Dominican Dylan! Yo, what's going on, guys?

Listen, you could put Trump and Biden in my living room in a debate and I wouldn't watch it. I could get two shits about... I know people care about it, but me, all I care... All I care... All my life is is fucking gambling, losing money, and trying to pick up chicks. That's it.

But, Dylan, okay, and that's fair. And don't get me wrong. I like to live by not picking up chicks. But I like the idea of living just kind of in ignorance's bliss when it comes to politics. Just give it a try, Casey. It's fun. Oh, Kevin. Kevin, you don't want me in that game.

You want to go head-to-head with me? Um, you know what? I'm confident.. You want to go head-to-head with me? You know what? I'm confident. I'm confident enough of myself. I'm confident. Let's give our girl Paige Sporanek a call. You know what? I say yes.

Let's try that. Yeah. Let's set that up, Casey. Let's set up. Let's get Paige Sporanek in the bar and tell her that you're going to hit on her and I'm going to hit on her and that she's got to fuck one of us because guess what, Casey? I win either way. I didn't know where you're going with that, but I really.

All right. Never mind. So back to politics. So, but Dylan, like you don't care about that. And I totally get it because I like I said, I like to live ignorance is bliss sometimes. But with this Trump stuff, don't you feel like it is kind of like, oh, shit, like I kind of have to pay more attention to this right now? The thing is with me, I don't maybe I'm just different.

I don't care about anything, really. Like my life is just fucking just one big same same shit circle jerking. I think you're not alone. I think you're not alone. Me and Fights kind of had an argument. Not an argument. We were discussing. We were debating the debate and i was saying how even though it's a shit show and even though i'm not highly political i find that format to be fascinating and i do think

it's interesting and he was kind of like i just don't give a fuck about those people and i don't want to hear them argue and fight and picker and be petty but i think that like i would like to even though you couldn't you didn't learn from that i want to be like aware that that's the state of of of the union that's the state of what we're in and so i find that to be interesting but i also can't begrudge anybody from saying you want to just hear two assholes yell at each other and not actually discuss any of the topics what's the point of of that? Listen, I like drama, but I like drama where there's a chance of physical blows coming and stuff like that.

Those dudes ain't throwing hands. No. Come on. They'd like to talk a whole bunch of crap, but that's like the mind series. But Dylan, don't you think of it like, I almost think of the debate when it's done well, it's almost like a rap battle where it's like, you know, you're gonna, you think you hit me with a point and I like flip it around

on you and I bring up something from your past that proves you hypocritical and it's like, oh, remember last time when fucking, they put the ether beat over Elizabeth Warren talking shit to, I don't know, Trump or whoever it was and it's like, it almost becomes a sport of, like, verbal sparring.

But you got to do it well, and those guys didn't do it well. You know what it is, too, though? Maybe this is the problem, too. The people that follow this shit are the biggest fucking losers usually. Yeah, that's the problem, too. They're not normal people also. They don't have the personality or the charisma, the normal. You can't relate to them at all.

They don't find anything. Like, say me. Like me, obviously, I don't like the guy. I don't like Trump and everything. But when he does something funny and it's normal. You can't relate to them at all. They don't mind anything. Like, say me. Like, me, obviously, I don't like the guy. I don't like Trump and everything. But when he does something funny and it's funny, it's funny. You can laugh. Yeah, right, right, right. No, I'm with you on that.

You can't. That's what I don't know. But those two, it's crazy. But listen, I'm going to tell you what's going on. I know people want to talk, so I'll be quick. After watching last night, I know we differentiate on this. He isn't the problem. I'll take him on Washington

right now. That dude is. I get it. It's not time to fucking throw. I know. When there's no time to throw, that's how you're going to throw an errant ball. If you're going to throw a deep ball, this dude doesn't have two seconds

to do a three-step drop. I agree. He doesn't have a shotgun. I agree, but there are still times where he does have time to play and forget about what weapon he's throwing to. He's overthrowing it by, you know, fucking 5, 10 yards or making, like, still making, you know, mental mistakes. And I know that when he, if he was in the right system,

he probably would thrive. But that system is not coming anytime soon. So I almost think it would be better. There's got to be some franchise out there where they have weapons and a coach, and all they need is that guy, and they would highly covet him. And you trade him for a good pick, a package he goes and he thrives and and Jets fans will just have to deal with the fact that it's like wow you know he's changed the scenery worked for him but we have so much building to do and so many problems to fix that why would we do it with

a guy who's going to be moving into his like fourth fifth sixth year by the time we even start to put anything together yeah I get it with them. And I think in a couple weeks, people won't be riding this fucking little Trevor Lawrence train so much anymore. That's the other side. Is he as good as people say? I am not sure.

Yes, in Miami, get the hand on him next week. See, Kevin, that's why... Oh, that's what's going on. It's the you. Yeah, it's not... No, come on, Dylan. Trevor Lawrence is pretty fucking good. I'm telling you, next week, that's why I had it. Oh, that's what's going on. It's the U. Okay. Yeah, it's not. No. Come on, Dylan. Trevor Ward is pretty fucking good. I'm telling you, next week there's going to be a different tone. I'm sorry.

You think that. The U is not as good as people say. I'd rather have the kid from North Dakota. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. Well, I mean, Casey, he doesn't want LeBron on his team either. You can't trust him. Yeah, I mean, you just— Oh, no, here we go with the LeBron thing.

Watch tonight. Watch tonight. Fucking watch tonight. What's going to happen tonight, Dillard? If Anthony Davis scores more points than him, that means LeBron's not good. What are we going to do tonight? Listen, I'm telling you, you guys, or you, Kevin, with the LeBron, we're going to have to talk on the side where we can really talk

because I can go all day with this shit. So can I, brother. Well, Dylan, we invited you to Friday. I say we, Kevin, but that's a we on CCK. Friday Night Pints, when's that happening? Yeah, well, it'll be after the series, right? You got to ask Kev. What was the bet, though?

We bet a bottle on something. What was it? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, whether he wins. Yeah, if the Lakers win the title, then he has to owe me a bottle, and we're going to drink it at Friday Night Pints. So guess what, buddy? That's going to be – it's going to wrap up in, like, less than a week.

So maybe not next Friday. The following Friday, you bring the liquor to me, and we're drinking at Friday Night Pints. I will be drinking as a champion because the Lakers are for sure going to win. For sure. Yeah, no, I think with the injuries that fucked them and shit, but who knows? NBA, the stars go out, all of a sudden shit happens. Listen, thank you for the call, bro.

We're going to get to others. There's a fucking Myers Leonard in there to fucking take LeBron's head off. They're cooked. Get out of here. You have a good weekend. We're going to get to more calls. Later. Who else we got, Casey?

Well, okay, so this is where we're going to have to make a decision with the eight minutes we have left. Would you rather go back to sports or would you rather talk about Trump? Because we've got a mixed bag. All right. Let's do Trump. Okay, let's go to Josh from Pennsylvania. John from Pennsylvania.

What's up, John? Hey, guys. How you doing? We're doing all right. What's up? Cool. So I just wanted to talk a little bit about the actual legal ramifications of Trump possibly being incapacitated and what happens. So in response to Kennedy being assassinated, Congress passed the 25th Amendment in 1965.

And Section 3 of that basically addresses what happens when a president is incapacitated so the first one is he would have to determine himself that he's incapacitated uh which is obviously not going to happen um he would have to inform in writing the speaker of the house of his incapacity uh and in turn the vice president would serve as acting yeah well hang on we're going to get to some more calls i because i i don't want to cut you off we have a little bit of time left and we can't go through like the whole fucking uh you know like amendments here i mean yeah listen if he's actually sick and like in the hospital it's going to become an utter shit show but who else we got uh well now it's just all the politics calls hung up now it's just football all right let's go back to football then actually i don't

know i don't know what this says. This is very interesting. Kevin in Maryland, he spells his name the same as KFC. Yeah. There's like one way to spell Kevin. Kevin, is there another way to spell Kevin? Yo, what's up? What's up, guys?

How we doing, man? Love the program. Yo, Kevin, your first and middle name is my legal name. You're also Kevin Francis? That's me, baby. And my middle initial is C. So I'm the dyslexic KFC.

Wait. What's your middle name? You're KCF. Yeah, I'm KCF, but my middle name's Charles. Oh, so you're Kevin Charles Francis. Your name's Kevin Francis. That's fucking wacky. And get this, get this.

I'm a Washington fan and an Orioles fan, so my team's fucked too. Hey, you're like a Bizarro. Yeah, you're like a mirror version of me, man. That's not great, though. You don't want that. Hey, I listen to you all the time, and I always think I'm like a younger, less successful version of you. Well, I don't know about that. You've got plenty of time to do your thing, so don't worry about it, man.

Just make sure that you fail on your bad teams and root for some new ones. If you're still young, you still have time. I'm too little, guys. Have a good weekend. You too. All right, man. Have a good one, dude. Just so you know, he waited on the phone for 50 minutes to say that.

Good man. That's awesome. That's awesome. I love that. Like, that's true dedication. I had no idea what was going on there. I was like, what? You know, I mean, as somebody who spells their name like a complete asshole.

What an asshole you are. You're holding like K-A-Y-C-E. Shout out my parents. I mean, listen, having the last name Smith, you have to spice it up a little bit. But I can honestly say I've never seen another spelling of Kevin. That's what it was. I was so confused. Actually, well, I did know a kid named Kevin Douglas.

K-E-V-E-N. What? Yeah, it was like Kev-ven. Oh, that's kind of the way I say it. Because I say things wrong. Kev-ven. No, I don't say that way. Because I say things wrong.

I love that you just admit it. Well, yeah. I mean, how can I not? It's been beaten into me for the two and a half years I've been at Barstool. It's true. What a world. Yeah, I got one more if you get it in there. I mean, do you?

Yeah, we have my. No, you only got a minute left. Let me just say this. Okay. It's wild, man. It's, I mean, I can't decide whether the world has always been a wacky place and that maybe it's all heightened because of the internet and social media and story breaking. But this is pretty fucking wacky. From the protests to the pandemic to the election to the reality TV star taking the White House to, you know, the oldest guys in the fucking world.

I mean, the fact Melania was about to get roasted for Christmas decorations and fucking kids in cages and all of a sudden no one's even fucking talking about that. It is a wild world. It's crazy. And you know what, though? There's

one person right now who's happy and it's Shams. He's living the fucking dream right now that he was the one getting all the credit. 26-year-old Shams. Yeah, no. I said this yesterday. Indoor dining just opened up in New York for the first time, and I'm like, you know what? I don't even really care. I'd rather sit outside.

That's how conditioned we are in 2020. Fuck it. I don't care. Just live the new world. We're living in the new simulation, and make the fucking best of it. So wear your masks. Stay safe. Don't get the disease.

Don't get sucker punched in the face like Rick Moranis. Don't root for the Jets. Definitely don't. And stay hot. Bye.