KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Skulls, Cults, and Haircuts

Episode Date: June 22, 2020

Jared's found and interesting tattoo on Facebook. Is Fauci trying to shutdown baseball AND college football? When Will The Rocket go back to the gym. Is Kayce part of a cult?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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I see the girls in the club. Welcome back to CCK on Thursday, I believe it is. Thursday. No Kevin Clancy today. We do have Casey Smith. We have a couple of topics that we wanted to get into at the start of the show. But I always do this. I always take a little dive into Facebook.

When's the last time you had a Facebook page? Yeah, when's the last time you had a Facebook, Casey? 2013. 2013, 2013. Okay. So I mean like I only use Facebook to post like blog links and stuff like that. Um, but every now and then I'll take a little dive, a little dip into the Facebook pool and like, look at my homepage just to like, see what like people from like my hometown are up to people that I went to high school with are up to. And it is every single time. It is quite the trip.

It is quite the experience to see what some of these people are doing. I actually a girl that I went to high school with judging by this photo, it appears as though she got a tattoo of a skull on her ass cheek oh yeah so like it's like think of it as like the entire ass cheek yep mm-hmm yeah so it think of it as if like you would just get like an ass sleeve is basically what this is um so like i don't i don't know like if you're a dude if you're a dude and like you're you're like bending over a girl is that, do you think there's like guys out there that are like, hell yeah. Like I'm fucking like a treasure chest right now. Like it's, I don't, I don't get the appeal of an ass sleep. Yeah, there is.

There's that. Yeah. Different strokes for different folks. I'm not, I'm not shaming. I mean, the artwork is fantastic. No, no, not a kink shame. It's more just like, I, I didn't realize that this was a thing. I didn't realize that there were people out there doing things like this.

What do you think would be more ratchet? A skull full ass tattoo or Casey Smith's young money tattoo. Which one? A young money tattoo would be more ratchet, for sure. You think it'd be more ratchet? I mean, neither one is a great choice, if I'm going to be honest. But I'm going to say that. If you're a guy and you go to a bar, right?

It has to be young money. It has to be young money. If there's one night that's like all right friday night i went to the bar i took this girl home and she had a young money tattoo on her rib cage and then saturday night i took a girl home and she had a full-blown skull tattooed on her left ass cheek uh which one of those are are you like least proud about like which which one of those, if you're a guy, you talking to your friend, like which one of you, like when you see your boys on Sunday for, for maybe a football Sunday, and we'll get into that, whether or not that will even be football Sunday, but if you can't handle it, I can't handle it. You sit down on Sunday. It's

like, which one are you telling the boys about first? You tell them, you tell them the boys about the young money tattoo. It has to be young money, jared and the only reason i say that is because it's an actual like thing or it's like a skull like they're gonna be girls that have skull tattoos now the whole ass but it's the location yes yes for sure but it's not like again let me let me just emphasize it's not just like it's not just on her ass. The skull, like think of what a sleeve tattoo is for an arm. This tattoo is for her whole ass cheek. I mean, yeah, that is definitely not great. And I would definitely be sharing.

First of all, I cannot believe that that's on Facebook. Like I said, I haven't had Facebook since 2013 and not one time have I ever thought about getting it back. Like I didn't even just deactivate it. I was like, fuck this. I'm deleting everything. I don't care about pictures. People are like, Oh, how are you going to keep in contact with your friends? Like, well, if they only need Facebook to contact me, I do not care. I will say right now, Facebook is probably so funny with everything that's going on. I can only imagine how much of a dumpster fire it is. The fact that, you know, anyone in your life that would put a full ass tattoo on Facebook for everyone to see is ridiculously funny. Second, young money tattoo would still take the cake. It also does help that I'm a blonde hair, blue eyed white girl

to like that would be it's like not like there's they're not going to look at me and be like, oh, maybe she's actually good at music. She's good at rapping and young money signed her they're going to be like who the fuck is this girl with a young money tattoo all the way down her rib cage all the way down it's it's a very valid question you know it's a valid question you know they'd be like this you're you're clearly not nikki minaj like what are you doing here you're definitely not nikki minaj all right that's what i saying. And so then I would think that there would be, I don't know if you would tell your boys more so because just because it's Young Money,

I feel like you'd have way more questions. And I feel like they'd be like, yeah, this like random white girl, just Young Money tattooed all the way down a rib cage. Like I didn't expect that. Also, you can hide an ass tattoo way easier unless you're putting it on Facebook than a rib tattoo. Like as many crop tops as I'm wearing, you think I would be walking around with crop tops on right

now? Absolutely not. Wait, do we ever, do we ever like discover where you were going to put it? Yeah. On my rib cage. Like how high up are we talking though? Like if you were standing up, would it be legible? Or if you were laying down, it would be legible. It was down the side. Like if I was laying down, it would be legible. It was stenciled on me. It was stenciled. Jared, I'm telling you the friend that stopped me from doing that is right up there. Like for the first and foremost person I'm most thankful for in my life. That's not my family is the person who spotted my cancer and who saved my life. Probably the next person is the person who didn't let me get the young money tattoo. Can I send you a picture

of this? I'm going to text you a picture of this right now. Oh, great. And by the way, to see what I'm, what I'm dealing with, is this person your age? Like, is this person your age like is this person in their 30s putting tattoos of their ass on facebook uh it's a valid question um like that's concerning could you just text it to me i mean by the looks of it i mean like she's got like a shit ton like she's a tattoo girl it wasn't just like hey i'm gonna dip my toes into uh like oh it's my first it's definitely not this girl's first tattoo she has a lot like it looks like her looks like when this girl is done, like, her whole body is probably going to be covered. But take a look at that and let me know what you think. Okay, I'm looking now. Oh, my God.

Oh, she has them on both ass cheeks. Yeah, it looks like the skull is the new one. Like, that's fresh ink. And then it looks like like what do you think that is in there you buried the lead here what it looks like a rose maybe i mean her entire body is tattooed yeah not like i mean i've never seen an ass cheek like it looks like her back's tattooed uh but the ass cheek is i mean i don't know. I'm not even, it's not even, I got to take, I'm into it. I'm into it.

I think there would be a lot of dudes that would be into it. Yeah, I really do. I mean, like a tattooed girl. I mean, this is like, like just looking at her lower back.

It's not just like a tramp stamp tattoo. It's like shading. It looks like a tattoo that'd be on your arm, on her lower back. And then both of her ass cheeks. Uh, you know what? I might take my take back.

I think that a guy that didn't expect this would probably talk about this more than the young money tattoo. I think maybe it's a toss up. I'm not really sure. Yeah. But that's, I mean, again, I would just like to point out that you found that on Facebook. It's not like somebody sent it to you. It's not like we were deep diving the internet like there are people out there that are just posting that on facebook for sure um it's it's uh it's a situation where it's called acquired taste casey it's called acquired taste yeah i feel like uh it may not be for you it may not be for me but there's there's someone out there that is into the like tatted up girl look and i mean that's a that's a big that's a big market right now i feel like kat von d was very popular for a while

she might still be you know yep i there are a lot there are a lot of hot chicks i personally uh when it comes to like guys tattoos i love sleeves you know this i'm a big arms tattoo person maybe some chest tattoos now if i was with somebody whose entire body was tattooed, that would probably like I feel like there's a line. There's a line for everybody. You know, some people want no tattoos. Some people want a lot of tattoos. That's just what happens. Some people wanted a young money tattoo and had their life saved. You know, it's a life's a roller coaster. Someone someone just tweeted us and said, can Casey get the tattoo done in airbrush so

we can see what it would look like I mean yeah I mean it was just taking the actual record label font and just blowing it up and putting it on my rib cage what's sad is is that like Marty still has to tattoo me at some point now granted he's not going to be able to give me or john a massive tattoo because that's just not going to work but the amount of people who have said like he should do somewhere like non just you know just somewhere where you can't see it on my body actually tattoo young money on me to come full circle like he still has that option which is terrifying because he sure does and uh well i mean if you don't know if you don't know marty gets to give us homemade tattoos i know you know jared but maybe the listeners out there we why we bet that in trivia i have no clue

it was like random ass trivia none of us are good at that i may be the worst trivia player of all time and i went ahead and agreed to marty giving me a homemade tattoo what's wrong with me i feel like well i mean put it this way, Casey. Not uncharacteristic for you to make a bad decision. I feel like you are... That was just kind of a shot at me. That was not great. Yeah, no, but fair.

But fair. Would you disagree that you, you know, would you say, what's the word that they, proficient? Are you proficient in decision making, would you say, as an adult? Well, it depends on what kind of decisions. Not like good ones. Uh, I made good career decisions. For sure. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Good. I mean, I made a great decision. I'm talking about like in life though, like life decisions. Yeah. Well, I would like, I just want to, you know, get out in front of it that I made a great decision to join Barstool sports. That's the one I hold on to, you know, big, big time decisions. Uh, as far as my everyday life decisions, I'm going to say I'm not great.

No, you know, like, let's just cut, you know what? I feel like not great sounds too negative. Let's just say below average. Is that fair? I'm going to say below average. and that's probably even nice on some days now some days i make great decisions but as somebody who's been in my life for what now like three years it hasn't been three almost yeah yeah yeah i would say you would probably go with three years in case years is like fucking 50 years you gotta it's like whatever it is you gotta multiply it by like uh like 40 like well that's mean barstool years you know everybody says it ages you faster like i look back at what i was doing three years ago and i feel like that was 10 years ago so i can only imagine as my friend what that would look like uh but no i don't make good decisions we know that no you're so uh you were so young and naive back then.

I'm still, I'm not young, but I am still naive. Fair, fair. I'm definitely not young. Definitely not young. There was more life in your eyes back then. I feel like that's the one thing you can see with Barstool personalities. It's just like their younger years. Like look at a guy like Frankie. Frankie had so much life in his eyes back then.

And now he looks like, I mean, I don't need, who's a dude from super troopers. Ah, fuck. I forget his name, but he looks like the dude from super troopers in so long. Yeah. No, Frankie, Frankie definitely has the look of being somebody that's just sad all the time. Sometimes, sometimes he's very happy, but I will say I've noticed that with our eyeballs. I think everybody's eyeballs right now are just not great because of the, you know, global pandemic and every how the world is. OK, yeah, you're saying that on national radio right now, but like, let's take a step back.

How do your eyes look right now, Jared? Do you look like you have life behind them? No, I think so. I think when I was in New York, I saw you last week and you did not look like you had life in your eyes. Really? I didn't really look at him. I just wanted to say that to see what you said. I, I would say, yes, you're, you're probably definitely happier in Boston right now. There's no doubt about that. But I will say across the board that Barstool, as amazing as of a place as it is, we all are so lucky to work here. It might take a little bit of the glow out of our eyes. So I'm saying. Yeah, it does.

It's not it's not in a bad way, necessarily. It's just like the you're so you're naive before and you jump in you're like oh holy shit this is the different world and then you just come to accept it you know yeah i think now that i think of it i don't know anyone that has that barstool years has done more damage to than frankie barelli it's like frankie uh like if you would if you would do like a before and after picture of like barstool day one to barstool present day dana is definitely there though did you see the side by side he put up a couple weeks ago yeah no it's it's uh it's jarring is the word jarring jarring uh frankie probably frankie jana like t Trent looks exactly the same.

I mean, Dave, for sure. Well, Dave looks way better. He got rich. Yeah, he got rich, but he also, I don't know if he got a haircut, but he was looking like a castaway type figure when he came back into the office last week. I don't think i i don't know but i know that the day he was in the office so i mean this is what's today thursday so tuesday

that was like two days ago my god that feels like that was fucking forever ago he had not gotten a haircut yet i will say though i roan said it on the rundown and i agreed with him dave on camera looked like he was having way tougher of a time than in person. Like in person, he didn't look like, you know, for a while he looked legitimately like cast away in person. He didn't look as bad. He looked like he was just very tan. I can believe that.

Yeah. I mean, Dave always, when he comes back from wherever he is, I feel like he went on his vacation a little bit earlier this year because of the coronavirus. But when he usually comes back, he is,

he is bronze. Like he is the tan that he had and i don't know how he accomplishes this maybe it is because like he'll just randomly go to miami but like he'll he'll come back from his july that he takes off and he'll keep that tan for like through christmas it's fucking crazy like when's the last time you saw Dave pale? I don't think I ever have. Yeah. Like, I mean, Dave used to just be this like hunched over,

pale, big nose, fucking fat guy. And now he looks like fucking Bradley Cooper who has a tan that just never goes away. Jared, that's what money does for you yeah I mean I don't know like I don't know I was about to say money can't get it can't change your skin complexion but then again Sammy Sosa became a pink person well I don't think Dave's going to those extremes but I I don't know I don't know what he's doing. But I do know like for I have like nowhere near even believing that I could ever have enough money like Dave Portnoy. But I know that when I started making more money, I could get more spray tans and I could get better spray tans to look more natural.

I'm not saying that anybody else is doing that. All I'm saying is, is that I know that the more money that I've made, the better my appearance has become. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe, you know, you know, like, but you're a great example of that. The more money you've made, the better looking you've become. I think it's just, I don't even know if it's a, oh, I guess like in terms of like the clothes. It's definitely a money thing. Yeah.

It's the clothes, but like, I don't think I needed money to just be like, hey, stop fucking getting a buzz cut, dude. Well, no, but you wouldn't be going and getting like a fancy fancy Fleischman haircut if you didn't have money I think that's more just from like knowing Kevin you think Boston Jared well yes obviously there's hookups but you think Boston Jared that was running around prior to New York wearing the outfits that you were wearing would ever have spent more than like ten dollars on a haircut probably not no no no you wouldn't even go to Starbucks until like 2019 I didn't go to Starbucks I started going to Starbucks in like uh November ish that was probably the first time I went to Starbucks but I will say this having come come back to Saugus during the pandemic,

I've reverted right back to just like scumbag fucking loser attire. I mean, like I've obviously kept the hair and everything, but like in terms of like the claw, I haven't tried. Plus, I mean, not that many people are, but I could live the rest of my life basically wearing sweatpants or the barstool joggers. I've been like, that's what i've got been going back and forth with is is when my um when my gray sweatpants are dirty then i wear

the black barstool joggers and then when those get dirty then i go back to the gray sweatpants that's just i i don't i have worn jeans i think twice during this entire three four month quarantine the first time was when I went to Dave's apartment to help clean during the unboxing. And the second time was at that, the two-year-old's birthday party a couple Sundays back that made me have baby fever. Speaking of, side note, unboxing.

Did you see the videos of me going into the old office? I did. I don't want you holding weapons like that. I don't know. I don't want you. I don't want you anywhere near. Yeah. I went to the old office.

I had to pick up something. Okay. And I don't have access to it. I had to go with someone who had access to it. And I thought when I got in there that it would be kind of messy, but like pretty much empty. Right. It has more shit in there right now than it did when we were there. It's crazy. Now, most of it's because of unboxing, but that entire, the, it's like when you get off on the third floor and you take a left out of the elevator,

like towards like the back where all the bathrooms are, there is literally not one space where you can actually see the floor. It's all just shirts and trash and everything all from unboxing, I assume, but it's just hanging out in there. And then I found the table of weapons. And let me tell you something. We could go in there right now. Every single person in content could go in there and get like a deadly weapon. And we could start a war if we wanted to. I don't really know what's going on. I mean, there are the obviously there's not guns, but there is every other type of weapon you can possibly name inside the old Barstool office right now. It's crazy. What was the most impressive weapon that you saw?

And can you describe it? Because I'm sure you don't have like a name for it. I think it's more like I saw you hold up something where it's like you, there was like a crossbar where like you would hold the bar in the middle, but then it had like blades that were coming out on both sides of your hands. Like it looked like a fucking Ninja Turtle weapon. Yeah, that would be, I don't know what the name of that is,

but it was like a mix between like a Ninja Turtle weapon or maybe like a Wolverine claw, but it was kind of heavy too. So I don't know who's like wielding around. And when I put it up on Instagram, people were saying that, I guess, like somebody like chased protesters with that recently in Brooklyn. I didn't see that video. So I'm not sure if that's completely accurate, but they were like, Oh my God, where'd you get that? It's like, somebody sent this to Dave in unboxing. Like how, where do you even buy

something like that? And then where do you buy it and say, I think that Dave needs this. I don't know, but there's swords. There's a lot of painted swords. There's nunchucks. There's a lot of, um,

just a lot of knives, really a whole lot of knives. I mean, like not to, not to put it out there, but I mean like the fact that all these weapons are in the same place, like if someone like broke in there, they could start like a small militia if they wanted to. Well, it's to getting in, there's like getting into Fort Knox. Like even when we worked there,

like even when we all had cards, like how many times did we all get stuck out there right now? And we were there after hours, but like, there's no doorman or anything. Like it's not, it's not easy to get up there. And I mean, but my, my whole thing, when I walked in there was like, this is the most Barstool thing ever. We're still, we still have the second and the third floor of our old office and just shit is everywhere. Most Barstool thing ever.

Truly. Yeah. Truly. Yeah. I don't even, I, I, I kind of miss the old office a little bit just because the character that it had, like the new office is obviously a billion times nicer. But like when I went back to the old office in what was it, November, I think. Yeah, I think it was around that time I went back to the old office and you kind of just like look around. It's like, ah, like this. This is this is where that happened. I went back to the old office and you kind of just like, look around. It's like,

ah, like this, this is a, this is where that happened. And this is where that, like there's, there's a lot of memories in there. And like,

I remember the first time that a rod came to the office and like everyone, like the world just stood still. Everyone was stunned to be in the same room as a rod. And that he was just walking around. And then people were just, it went from being stunned as a rod and that he was just walking around and then people were just it went from being stunned that a rod was there to embarrassed that like this is barstool headquarters and this is alex rodriguez and it's like hey can can i use the bathroom and then he

goes into the bathroom and there's like a piss color chart on the wall and it's like i feel like it was we didn't have that there it was yeah it was now looking back at like seeing the old Viva La Stool clips that they've been putting up, which I love by the way, like seeing big time guests sitting in that old nasty ass podcast studio with like the walls all ripped up. I'm like, what are we doing? However, I will say that I kind of thought that when I walked in there that I would be like, man, like I don't miss this place. I agree with you. I walked in and I had this like wave of just like, oh, holy shit. This place was fun. Like, and I was only there for like a year.

Right. Right. A year. When did we move? Yeah. We moved. I think March 2019 ish. Yeah.

Yeah. May, whatever. I don't know. But at the end of the day, the old office is still ours. So it's like kind of sad, kind of happy, kind of sad. Like, I mean, you should, what you need to do, Jared, is just go in there by yourself, have a little reflection and then just take a weapon home. That's what you should do.

Just take home a weapon. Yeah. I mean, but it's not even just weapons that was surprising. I mean, the every, I mean, you watch the unboxing, you know what, everything's in there, but like there are so much, there's so many clothing articles everywhere. Just clothes everywhere. There's alcohol everywhere. There's coffee everywhere. I'm just like, this place is heaven right now. And it's just sitting closed, you know? Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, I started talking about the old office, but here we are. Yeah. It was, it was a lot when I went to Dave's,

when I went to Dave's, uh, to clean up clean up i'm pretty sure all the weapons that you're talking about were still like under his fucking dining room table um and it was a lot i didn't want to go anywhere i mean they were super sharp i mean i was watching the unboxing where he cut himself and he was bleeding everywhere uh i don't do knives i don't do knives i don't do swords not for me i mean i'm more of like a more of like a like i'm not even like a handgun guy more of like a rifle guy uh why are you what what does that even mean yeah like i mean you're from texas have you been shooting before that's the dumbest question you've ever asked me so it's yes obviously yeah okay so then you know the difference the difference between going shooting with a handgun

and going shooting with a rifle are two completely different experiences. Yes, but what makes you... Yes, I know that. What makes you a rifle guy? Because I like it better. You seem like a nunchuck guy. You seem like a guy that would carry around nunchucks. Oh, too dangerous.

Too dangerous. I feel like that's just... Oh, a rifle's not? You're asking for it. I mean, you can fucking shoot a rifle without like hitting yourself in the penis what i feel like you're at risk yes you're at risk of losing a testicle i'm not at risk of losing a testicle if i'm shooting a rifle at a gun range. People have definitely shot themselves before. Accidentally.

Not if you're using it correctly. If you're shooting a rifle in front of you, I'm pretty sure you cannot take a bullet to the, to the penis if you're doing that. But if you're using nunchucks, there's no telling where that could, where that could hurt you. Yeah.

I don't know. I know it's fair. You just, you just seem like an nunchuck guy that's all why why do you think that what what what about me because you're fucking weird nunchuck guy yeah i understand that but i think that that's why i don't know i'm also just very careful i think because i'm weird that means that i wouldn't go near most of these weapons well like i said just take a stroll over to the old office whenever you're back in New York.

Which is going to be next week. Are you in the office right now or are you home? No, I'm at home, but I will be in the office in a little bit. I've got some content things to do up there. I was going to go for radio and then I'm going to be honest. I just realized that I'd rather sit in my bed and do radio because you guys weren't there. But I will be going up there. I'm playing Joey in the Elite Eight of the Bolina Cup today.

Barstool Bolina Cup. It is Bolina, by the way. Congratulations to Coley Mick. Coley Mick making it to the final four. Final four. Yep. This is the longest running tournament of all time. I don't know how it's still happening.

Dana, the commissioner who's asked I kicked last week when we were in the office, doesn't really seem to have an answer of why it's going on for so long, but you know, I'm going to go up there and do that. I've got some other things I have to do. I did get an alert on my phone along the lines of your barbershop opening. My, my nail salon and where I get my eyelashes done,

I can start booking appointments right now, which this is big, Jared, because that means they're going to let people touch hands and touch eyes. Ooh. You know what I'm saying? I've seen some of that. I've seen a little bit of that around here. But I'm in. But I'm in.

Well, yeah. But in New York City, that's the thing is like now we're in our own little bubble. And speaking of bubble, we've got to get to what Fauci said today. I can't even handle the backlash of that. I'm surprised we've gotten this far without me having an absolute meltdown. Um, but the Manhattan is its own bubble. Like I had friends who went out in Hoboken the other night and said, it's completely normal over there. Obviously I was in Texas. I was in North Carolina. I was in other places that were very pretty normal feeling at least. Now I feel like what's happening is because New York's

rates are so low and because everything's so much slower that like, we're going to start ramping up those types of things. And other places are going to be like, shit, do we have to close down again? I don't know. I mean, it's going to happen, but the fact that I'm in New York city and I can now make an appointment, I can't get it done today. I think they start next week, but I could potentially go get my nails done. That's a big thing. I'm not going to do it, but it's a big thing.

It's a huge thing. It's a huge thing. It is, you know, get them in while you can, because that fucking second wave is coming and it's going to wipe out the post season and football season. Can't wait for that.

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What a beautiful transition, Jared. I'm so proud of you. Thank you. We got to talk about Fauci. We got to talk about Fauci. He was a problem for me yesterday. Now he's a problem for you, Casey. Like, no one wants to talk about the problem until it's a problem of their own.

So no one wanted to talk about fucking Fauci saying, hey, guys, maybe play baseball for a little bit, but don't play the fucking postseason. Don't play in October. Cool. And then I was like, hey, I realize that you don't want MLB to play into October, which is when the postseason would be. But that's pretty much when the NFL is really starting to get going. So why are you coming at my postseason baseball? But you're not coming at the beginning of the NFL season. And then today, Casey, what did he say?

What do you say, Casey? Well, he said that football probably won't be played in 2020 uh here's the thing though jared is that when you brought this up i said to you like he has just not addressed football yet he is addressing postseason baseball he's getting there and what he said now the original headline was just straight up like he's like there will be no football is basically what he said now i also don't necessarily believe everything that he says because he's gone back and forth a lot like I was a Fauci stan at the beginning he said a lot of things on both sides of it but when you really read deep into it he's basically saying that football would have to be played in a bubble type format

uh and should just I mean basically said should not consider playing at all in 2020 but he said unless players are essentially in a bubble, it would be very hard to see how football is played this fall. Now, I don't know if Fauci understands this, but it doesn't seem like it's his decision. I could be wrong here, but I feel like early on, everyone was hanging on everything that Dr. Fauci said. And if he said it, you had to take it seriously. Well, he's been saying things on both sides of it for a long time,

and whether you agree that football should be played or baseball should be played or you shouldn't or whatever, I still don't think that whatever Fauci says has to be taken with a full heart right now. Is that fair? Yeah, I don't look at what Fauci's saying, and I don't take his word as bond. I know that he's very much in the know, but at the end of the day, like Fauci, whatever he says, isn't like the,

the, uh, commissioners of every single professional sports league. Like, ah, shit. Fauci said we can't play in October. So I guess we got to shut it down. No playoffs guys. All right, go home. September 27th. That's it. It's a wrap. We're just going to play the regular season. Then we're just going to go home. Good. Dell's not looking at Fauci being like, Oh, he said we can't play the season. Hmm. Shit. All right. Yeah. Let's, uh, let's wrap it up. We're not going to actually have like OTAs. There's no point in anyone reporting to camp now. So, uh, we'll see you. I mean, we will see you next year. That's just not going to happen. I mean, you're going to take information from all different directions that are coming in and you're going to obviously consider the opinions, which this is what they are.

They are just opinions. They're not facts. The opinions of these experts and everything. But at the end of the day, if you can logistically make it happen and the players are aware slash accepting of the risks that they're taking. Not that I'm not that I'm saying like, hey, you guys are getting like the people that are like you guys are getting paid tens of millions of dollars. I go out there and risk your life for my entertainment. Like, I'm not on board with that.

But if there are athletes out there who feel that way, like, hey, we have an obligation to to get out there and provide whatever entertainment for people that have been in quarantine for four months, um, whatever. I mean, as long as it's safe, which at this point, especially if there's this like second wave that everyone keeps talking about, I don't think that we're going to be able to guarantee that these professional athletes are safe between now and next year. Like if baseball comes back, there's a health risk for those players. If, if football starts on comes back, there's a health risk for those

players. If, if football starts on time, there will be a health risk for those players. So I mean, it's, it's a matter of if the players are, are into it and they think that they can, they can pull it off and they're, they're okay with the, the risks that they're taking to, to facilitate it. Sure. Sure. Go ahead. Here's the thing. The NFL is maintaining that it'll start its regular season on September 10th, which I believe is the Chiefs and the Texans. They're maintaining that. Yesterday, again, I think today is Thursday, so Wednesday, the NCAA approved a six-week practice plan that starts in July, which means for college football, that means the season would probably start on time. And I understand that there is a risk. There has been a risk. And I feel like there's going to

always be a risk because, you know, and we said this on unnecessary roughness came out today, shout out, go download, like subscribe, whatever. Brandon had a great point. He was like, yeah, obviously there's going to be a risk, but like, what are we waiting for at this point? Like, I don't know if stadiums are going to be full capacity, but there's not going to be a risk, but like, what are we waiting for at this point? Like, I don't know if stadiums are going to be full capacity, but there's not going to be a cure for it. We don't have a cure for cancer. We don't have a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the flu. Now I'm not comparing that right now because we probably should, we don't have a cure for the fucking hangover. Okay. So the coronavirus and COVID-19 and the whole wave of the global pandemic, very, very serious. But at some point,

it's going to have to be like, we just have to try to make life a little bit more normal. Now, does that mean packing a hundred thousand people into a college football stadium? Probably not. Do I want it to be that way? Absolutely. As long as it's safe. But to come out now on what, June the 18th and be like, well, football is not going to be played. What are you talking about? Like, why? What happened today where he needed to come out and say that today? I mean, I don't people were saying like, oh, it's the look at me thing.

Like he needs attention because it's been a while since his name has been in the news. I don't feel that way. I think it's just. I don't know. I mean, there's obviously everything boils down to politics everything boils down to uh you know being a mouthpiece for somebody somewhere but i don't think anyone can definitively say whether or not uh there's going to be a post season for mlb whether the nfl is going to be able to either start on time or have a season at all

like we just don't know like this is like the whole coronavirus thing is, is a case study in itself. And it breaks itself down into different chapters, like the beginning and what we're experiencing now. And we're not even in the second wave yet, or is there going to be a second? Who the fuck knows? Like, no one knows. It's completely different. And we've heard from experts from the beginning that have been telling us things that either did happen or didn't happen. And if they did happen, was it just a lucky guess? And if it did, it's, it's, I don't know. I kind of just, it's this, it's the same approach that I've taken with like the labor negotiations with major league baseball is just like, just tell me when it happens. Like I'm, I'm sick and tired of hearing like, Oh, this might happen. This might not happen. Just tell me if it, when it happens

and I'll deal with, with the reality, instead of just like thinking about what could or could not be same thing with, you know, the, the Corona virus is like, is there a second wave? That's going to, it's going to wipe out post-season baseball, who the fuck knows. But if it wipes out post-season baseball, I'll deal with it when it happens. But until then, let's just move forward with our lives. Assuming that these things are going to happen. I assume that there's going to be a post-season. If major league baseball comes back, assume that there's going to be a postseason if Major League Baseball comes back. Assume that there's going to be an NFL season that starts on time and there aren't any interruptions. And if there are, hey, fuck it. We'll deal with it when we get there. We can talk about fucking coming on walls until then, because there's no sports to talk about.

I feel like this is a good place to get out our frustrations, being that we are a national radio show that's not really limited to one specific sport or sports plural. That is true. I just I know that we have to put a plan in place. I mean, clearly, baseball needs to figure their shit out because the season should be happening right now. And I know that I'm losing it. I know you are. And I told you this, I think, yesterday when we talked, like I have now slowly I would like to believe that if the NFL and college football is actually not played, it's 1000 percent because of health reasons, because I don't think people understand not just football, but just sports in general,

how much economies depend on these things. So if for some reason football is not played in the fall and postseason baseball is not being able to play whatever I would assume I would like to assume that it's that much of a health risk and if that's the case if it really is like okay if we play football everyone's going to die which I don't think is what's happening but if that's the case and it's like okay then football shouldn't be played outside of that you've got to figure it out I don't think that right now the answer is it's just for everything to go back to normal. Clearly we're seeing around the country, the upswings, but I also don't think you can just shut it the fuck down either. I really don't think you can just tell football. It's just not happening. Can you imagine Roger

Goodell? If that, like what would happen to the NFL? Like, I think he'd play anyways. I think, I think Roger Goodell would rather have rather have uh the pandemic cancel an entire season than watch a game with dave portnoy yeah probably yeah probably yeah i think he would use that excuse and just be like yeah we actually you know we can't do that whole thing because i mean dave still had i mean the whole reason why goodell backed out of that i mean the reasoning was obviously bullshit like you didn't need a police background to know those things it's called google um but yeah i don't know i i think uh that's one of the things that as a sports fan you kind of forget about or as a baseball fan excuse

me uh that you forget about is while we sit here and watch the owners and the players negotiating and arguing and making zero progress for months now to get back on the field, we kind of forgot, uh, that the pandemic was still a thing and that that's also a factor in coming back. Like it for, for so long, It was just like, all right, figure out the fucking money and get back on the field. And it's you know, they could end up negotiating and arguing for months just to get back on the field finally and then just get shut down because the virus is, hey, still a thing. It's definitely a Dominican Dylan on the line. Oh, Dylan. Oh, I think we do.

Yes. Dylan. I haven I think we do. Yes. Dillon. I haven't heard from you in a, in a ill minute. Uh, I feel like the last time we talked to you, I mean, but it's,

it's been so long that you've probably been married, divorced and have a second girlfriend by now. Where are we at in life right now? Listen, listen, life is going good. I've been a little caught up. I had to move from beach house

to beach house and shit. Changing location because my pops is a fucking clown. Oh, God. Yeah, so now we're down in Siesta Key and shit, so it's not bad. Live in the dream. Live in the dream. Where's the

ex-wife situation stand? She's in Panama City and shit. So as far away as possible, that's good right now. You guys still hooking up? Can I just say one thing to you, Dylan? Like the fact that you maneuvered your way around a nuclear warhead. Like the idea that you could have this girlfriend originally

and you guys like you accused her of stealing. Then she ends up being your girlfriend. Then you get your way out of that somehow and then end up with your ex-wife and then you guys sleep together and then you somehow get out of that without having to propose for a second time is it's David Blaine type shit.

Like you get back together with the ex-wife when you guys are locked together in the same place during a global pandemic where everyone is forced to stay inside and you did not, you found a way to not rekindle the flame is not only just astonishing, but admirable. And I salute you, Dylan. Listen, that's, that's, that's praise coming from the rocket of King of Kings and shit. That means a lot.

Listen, the way that shit goes, you just got to play it. Don't get like, the way I played it is I didn't take it too serious where I would be like, if there was a fight, I'd be a little pissed, but then I'd be like, you know what? I'm going to act like I just don't give a shit. And then as long as I kept doing that, and then you play it cool and you find your escape route. Once you find the escape route, then you go full blast and then just try to bounce.

So what's the next move? What's the next move for you, Dale? She's being a bitch now, sending Snapchat videos of her at a bar or making out with a dude. Oh, boy. Like if I care or something. Like, yo, send those videos all you want. I hope you get with a whole bunch of dudes.

Then you're not focused on me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there's nothing worse than, like, when a girl's trying to make you jealous. There's girls everywhere here. Yeah, I mean, Dylan, you're a dog. I'm a dog. It happens all the time.

The girls that try to make you jealous, they only end up making themselves look stupid in the long run. Um, so what's, what's the next move? Like if once, once we're out of quarantine, what's move number one. Let's hope back in New York, September, and then just trying to just playing the game. So hopefully we got, we got games on and stuff like that. That's like, to me, that's number one to me.

Like, I need my baseball like a drug. I need my football back. Hopefully after this is all over, like, I'm going to spend the summer here relaxing and chilling. And then hopefully in September, everything kicks back up. You know, do a little summer fling and see what happens down here. And then we'll see where it goes. Oh. Day by day

i mean dylan what did you think about this this fauci shit today you don't want sick of hearing the second wave bullshit i'm sick of hearing that shit you can't prepare for a second wave so why talk about it yeah that's it that's what i've been saying all along is like let me know when it fucking happens like i'm not gonna stress going to stress out about it now. If it actually ends up happening, like we'll deal with it. But for now it's just, uh, you know,

I feel like things are starting to open back up a little bit. Casey's getting their nails done. Rockets get fade happening. Yeah. It's going to be great. Where are we going with the first cut? Where are we going with the first cut? I don't know.

I mean, I, I feel like, uh, I feel like we've got options cause my hair has been growing out a little bit longer. So it's like, i don't know i mean i i feel like uh i feel like we've got options because my hair has been growing out a little bit longer so it's like i don't know do we do we kind of like let it ride a little bit or do we like cut it a little bit i don't know i'm thinking a little what i've been doing little fade you do a fade get the shape up

what i've been i've just been putting in braids. I've done my hair blonde. I know you don't, you don't go that crazy. How about the side of the head? I might do it. I might do it. I mean, I'm at the point now where it's like, I, I just don't care. Like I really just don't care. So I'm willing to try out anything at this point. Um, especially because even, even when they start to like have people come back to the office,

I'm not going back there until they start opening up gyms. I already said that. If they open up the gym and then they actually let people in there without having to wear a mask, that's when I'll come back. Before that, I'm staying in the Swole Shop, and if I'm just sleeping in my parents' basement, yeah, I'll bleach blonde at the top and I'll fade it up

and I'll go braids. You tell me, Dylan. Yeah, don't deal. If you're going braids, you tell me Dylan. Blonde at the top. Yeah. Hey, we need those gyms back though in New York though. Like I, I recently here, we got the gym set up. So I've been going to the, I ain't going back like you said. So we got some gyms and no mask bullshit.

None of that crap. Yeah. No, I mean, it's. You can't get a good lift in with a fucking mask on. That's what I'm saying. Like the people that got the got the high elevation masks on, it's like, all right, dude. Yeah, you're so cool

working out on the top of fucking Mount Olympus. Relax. I can't do it. I can't breathe with those shit. So I start fucking danicking and shit. I can't breathe, like,

if I'm working out without a mask on. Now you want me to put one of those things on? Yeah, all right. So I pass out. Now what are you going to do? Oh, imagine.

Also, Casey, how about the, like, I saw a video with, like, the Aggies and all that. Those are kind of weird, right? Well, which one are you talking about, Dylan? There's so many videos. There's a couple of them going around. I saw one when they're, like, around in a circle. You got a weird little pack, that little group.

Yeah, it's a cult, okay? I can say that. I think all of college football is. Now, on the episode of Unnecessary Roughness, we talked about that weird-ass tradition that I didn't even know existed. Apparently, like, yell leaders back in the day used to, like, squeeze their own dicks to, like, feel pain or something. I don't know if that's –

Listen, have you not seen this, Jared? It's alarming. I'm going to be honest. There is a picture that was going around of yell leaders, have you, have you not seen this Jared? It's, it's, it's alarming. I'm going to be honest. Uh, it, there is a picture that was going around of yell leaders like a long time ago. And like their whole thing was when the football team was like losing that they would like squeeze like their own and they called it privates, which I just can't stand. Like that feels like my grandmother's talking to me. It's like squeeze their own privates so that they would feel the same pain that

the football players felt. And like, of course, everyone's tagging me in it. Like Casey, is this true? I'm saying this 100% truth. I have been an Aggie my entire life. I went to school there. Clearly my dad went to school there. I have never heard that at all. Now that doesn't mean it didn't exist. Like I'm not saying that like people are lying. I just have never fucking heard that. And I'm pretty embroiled at Texas A&M. So Dylan, if that's the video you're talking about, I'm just choosing to believe that it's just not true. That's what I'm choosing. I know you said there's cults and stuff, but there's, there's bad ones. And there's cool ones. Miami, Miami, we've got a good cult going on. Well, see, here's the thing is like, I, I love,

I love that. I went to to a&m i am very appreciative of being there i will always be an aggie i can also understand why people think some of the shit that happens in college station is weird i can say that but i i feel like traditions in general are just weird it's just tough because sometimes the aggies traditions seem a little bit weirder and then i have to come on here and defend them because I'm an Aggie but I do think that there's a lot of attention on the bad ones not necessarily attention on the good ones and I refuse to believe that the

snugging nuts thing is real imagine if I just like came on radio and was like yeah the Red Sox lost last night so I'd put a pine cone in my ass like the Aggies traditions are fucking weird like that's not a true tradition i mean that sounds like something that an aggie would say

it's the here i said i would admit it if i knew it was true and i i especially now that i'm like you don't know it to be false you just don don't know. Well, no, but you just said that that sounds like something that you would say. I have been to pretty much like every home game, like from the time I was in my mother's womb to when I graduated college. And I just never heard of that actually happening. It might have happened. Does your father know about it or not? He did it. No, he, yeah, I did. I did. I asked him and he was like, I've never heard of that either. But again, maybe it's a bubble that I'm, that I'm living in. Or, and, he, yeah, I did. I did. I asked him and he was like, I've never heard of that either. But again, maybe it's a bubble that I'm, that I'm living in.

And if he, maybe, maybe if my dad did, does know that it happened, like he wouldn't be like, yeah, Casey, like people squeeze their own dicks. Like, well, I don't know. I, it's just so weird. The whole thing is so weird. That's why I'm refusing to put it into an Aggie tradition. It's not an Aggie tradition. It's just not. We'll give you a pass on that one then.

Thank you, Dylan. I'm not willing to give her the same pass, Del. Why not? Because it's a cult. And you stopped wearing the ring, but for like the first year and a half being at Barstool, like Casey would wear her fucking Aggie ring. Oh, my God.

Aggie rings are in there. I don't even know. Yeah. I'm not saying it's not a thing. Like I didn't think it was a Casey thing. Yeah. I know it's an Aggie thing. No, it's definitely not a me thing.

Yeah. No, it's, but you stopped because we shamed you into feeling bad about it and you stopped. Is that an everyday thing that people do? They wear the ring every day? Every day. She'd wear it every day. Dylan, let me tell you something. If you watch every single episode of Boston sports tonight, when I was living in Boston, you will see that ring on

my finger. I, I do. I, I understand. First of all, I just don't like wearing jewelry at all, but I, when I did A&M games last year, like when we went on the road for the Barstool college football show and we did A&M Clemson, I thought that I had forgotten my ring. And I had told spider Dave Brandon, like everybody to remind me, because if I showed up to that game without that ring on, I would have been shamed. That's how important Aggie rings are. Like the Minnesota governor or whatever the fuck he was, that guy.

Yeah. Like I would have been shamed out of it. Aggie ring, but it's okay. I will say like Aggie ring tradition is like really, really cool. Like every Aggie has had one since like they,, like, the 1800s is when it started. You put it, drop it in a pitcher of beer. You chug it as fast as you can. You want to use the word cool?

Well, it's cool for Aggies. It's not cool outside of the – You're not in the cult. You're not in the cult. What if you're straight edge? What if you – You don't have to drink the beer. You still wear the ring.

You drop it in the beer, and then you just, like, dump it on yourself? Like, what if I'm straight edge, and I don't want to drink in front of the kids wear the ring. You drop it in the beer and you just dump it on yourself? What if I'm straight edge and I don't want to drink in front of the kids? Now what? I can't be an adult? Do it with Gatorade. Do it with Gatorade. People have done it with Gatorade. This is unbelievable. You should have a whole podcast on that fucking school.

It is. Oh, I mean, the culture around A&M is wild. I will give you that. But it's the cliche. Thank you, Dylan. I appreciate that. They probably were a couple on IG. Oof.

No, I mean, I didn't say that he said I was hot. People are always like, there's not hot girls at A&M. And it's like, there's 70,000 undergrad in the state of Texas. You don't think there's going to be hot girls there? They have hotter girls than UT? Ooh. There's 70,000 undergrad in the state of Texas. You don't think there's going to be hot girls there? That's just ridiculous. They have hotter girls than UT? Ooh. I like that you said it and I didn't say it.

I made out with a hot girl from Texas A&M one time. Oh, shit, Rocket. There we go. Yeah, that's right. Rocket, you got all the schools lined up. You got a Cali chick. You got a Texas chick. You got a Florida chick.

Yep, everywhere. Where the fuck did you meet an Aggie that you made out with? Casey, I'm not here to talk about the past. You know, it's not one of those things that, that's not what this show is about. I want to know. Do I know her? Yeah, I bet you do. Do you know her? I mean, I don't know. We can, we can discuss off the air.

Maybe, maybe you do know her. Did you meet this Aggie through me? No. I hate you. Oh, okay. I was about to be like, which one of my friends was hooking up with you when they were here and just didn't tell me? Trust me, Casey. I don't hook up

with your friends that want to hook up with me. I have too much respect for you for that. I don't need your friends. What a gentleman. I can't wait for this video to show up. Hey, Casey, when you go't i don't need i don't need your friends yeah i don't i don't need you hey casey when you go to brunch on sunday i don't need your friends coming into brunch being like oh my god casey like have you seen the rocket with no shirt on because i did like we don't need that you think that's how we talk you think that's how we talk yeah oh you guys for sure sunday brunch, three mimosas deep. Just start talking shit on me, guys.

Game over. It is. But I need to know who this Aggie is. That's all I need to know. Yeah, we can talk about it. Oh, God. That's too bad because we're actually out of time. We're out of time. Wow. Love you guys. I'll catch you soon. Bye, Dylan. Be good. Thanks for the call.

Casey, sorry we ran out of time. Chicago guys are up next. Hopefully we have football because we need Casey to be good. Thanks for the call. Casey, sorry we ran out of time. Chicago guys are up next. Hopefully we have football because we need Casey to be happy. Baseball, we need that to come back. Let's hope that they have an agreement. We'll be back tomorrow, Friday. Who'd you make out with, Jared? Stay home, stay healthy, and stay hot.

Woo! We'll be you next time.